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BEFORE POSTING: READ RULES BEFORE POSTING. NO MOONIE VENDETTA POSTING. NO CHEST NITPICKING. NO DE-SHOPPING OR FAN ART. DO NOT REPOST PHOTOS, USE POST LINKS. DO NOT COWTIP, THAT INCLUDES REACHING OUT TO SPONSORS OR COMMENTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA. ARCHIVE LINKS AND SAGE ALL THINGS NON-MILK. IF LORI MAKES YOU ANGRY ENOUGH TO A-LOG OR BLOG POST, GET A THERAPIST AND MEDICATION. NOBODY CARES, YOU'RE UNHINGED. IGNORING THESE RULES WILL RESULT IN BANS.
Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted pro-ana costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon community in the US and honestly, the news carried across the world. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays mainly as Saber from Fate as well as random My Hero Academia characters to cash in on that hype train. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on porn and only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local Round1 screeching at Kevin to win her pretty princess toys lest he get the hose, again.
Previous Thread (#13: >>>/w/181700
Vintage Milk:>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT)
Condensed Milk from the 10’s:>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment
Last Milk Delivery:>Lori half-asses a call to action for all paypigs, mistress LARP tbd >>>/w/182390>Everything Lori has ever done to anyone was actually THEIR fault and she's victim !!1! >>>/w/183167>She tags Netflix in a Facebook post trying to get her own "tell all" cosplay expose. Really. I'm not joking. >>>/w/183383>Lori has decided she is a permawhore since her broken spine only allows her to shrimp up in 9 inch stilletos for hours on uncomfortable plastic chairs and hardwood floors for Only fans, work is forbidden, so sub up. >>>/w/183980>Tick tock, another ferret is sick but oh look at her nails! >>>/w/184028 >I know it's hard for plebeians like us to understand, but Kevin will never be a "one dimensional" cosplayer. He's also a Hypebeast faggot and shackled to mall goth culture. >>>/w/184091>Lori hijacks another person's vent post to talk about how she was victimized by boolies in high school and how her YouTube exposed video clout would be insane; but she's too cool for that so she's swimming in her piss vat of a public pool. >>>/w/184325 >The most liked comments under her posts are making fun of her KEK of course she never catches that >>>/w/184810 >The blocking game is still going strong >>>/w/185042 stronger than ever actually>Spoiler: Puck is dying and here is where the money grift for his death began >>>/w/185258 >More sob posting to get pitybux >>>/w/185334>Kevin looking like chewed up bubblegum; giving complete wigger swag >>>/w/185847 >Kevin cooms more over his Gvapi than he does his own "perfect gf" that "works so hard" >>>/w/185857 >Kevin seethes on FB about being a balding fugly manlet chained to a scammy hag >>>/w/186126 >The farms totes doesn't get to him >Lori now resorts to BEGGING people in her Reddit posts to not report her shit-tier spam posts she calls "cosplay" >>>/w/186201 >Kevin is NOT SHORT they just have TALL CEILINGS >>>/w/186257 >Boo Hoo can't buy a Christmas tree cause of """"""vet bills"""""" so cough up your holiday bonus, homie! >>>/w/186282 >Kevin is too retarded to figure out how to post directly on here so he goes boss mode on his Instagram stories, successfully alienating everyone else who hasn't a clue what he's chimping about >>>/w/186473 >Lori really wishes she could have Lady Friends but women are just such bitches and Lori is way too good for that nonsense >>>/w/186989 >Lori is finally getting wiped from cosplay subreddit a for posting her ugly garbage porn ads >>>/w/187262 >Here we see the two with new digs yet they're STILL hurting for vet bill money…. >>>/w/187878 >Trigger warning for real, animal neglect and abuse: Last seen footage of the ferrets. It's disturbing how sick they look >>>/w/188895 >Ferrets are dying slowly and in excruciating pain but Lori needs new nails so, sub a dub dub! >>>/w/189173 >New boots! Ferrets? Who? >>>/w/189277 >Lori legitimately looks like a gremlin fucking hag >>>/w/189529 belongs in a bog somewhere, far away from civilization >Kev is always in the background of her pictures cause they don't have a bedroom KEK so luxe! >>>/w/189685 >Lori is literally dying of depression. And you're laughing? You think this is funny? >>>/w/190189 >More wahhhhhhhposting for steak money, stfu and choke on your tears >>>/w/190317 >Instead of putting down their ferrets, they decided to milk the death and set up a new GFM to gyp people into giving them shoe money >>>/w/191028 >Lori projecting about her own habits of abusing and cruelly neglecting sick and dying animals >>>/w/191106 >Behold: the black void where Lori's heart should be >>>/w/191198 >Dressing up in garbage and LARPing as a whore is all Lori's uwu autistic traumatized little brain can handle and enjoy doing 1!!1! >>>/w/191728 >Kevin flexes his cheap little crafts and laments "the good anime" with classics like My Hero Academia and fucking Fire Force, thinks "modern" anime "fell off" >>>/w/191849 >Jeremy (some retard sub) keeps buying Abuela gifts, Kevin better check her phone! >>>/w/192151 >Lori now believes she is Marin from Dress up Darling >>>/w/192884 >Horrific new Looni video drops, if you watch this you will die 7 days later >>>/w/193235 >Kevin really wants you to know he has a homie that cares and he got new shoes! Totally not just him lying about buying a pair of shoes at a pity discount! >>>/w/193515 >Bree from Bisou Lovely backtracks on her word like a worm and reposts Lori, Abuela must be begging like a little rat >>>/w/193647 >Lori posts one of her many zinger videos to get back at the farmers accusing her of Photoshop, you're all insane and lying! She's perfect potatoes! >>>/w/193689 >Lori is now carrying the I'm Poopin torch, officially >>>/w/193694 >Kevin Spederline thinks Marin was made in the likeness of Lori despite the manga predating her fried roots and ghetto press ons >>>/w/193741 >The whole time her ferrets were dying and she was "working", she could only think about giving us cringe content, aw <3 thanks! >>>/w/193944 >I don't know what to say about this except Kevin looks like a rejected Square Enix character >>>/w/194103 >Kevin definitely did NOT get $300~ shoes as a gift >>>/w/194142 >Lori's "entire family died in the last few months", give her money or fuck off. Glad you're showing your true colors again, Whori! >>>/w/194528 >Lori tries her hardest to get back into cosplay subreddit a but nobody wants her sewer water looks >>>/w/194715>MONEY MONEY MONEY DEATH DEATH DEATH GIBMEDAT GIBMEDIS >>>/w/194797 >Kevin is so heartbroken over his whole family dying that he bought MORE STUFF! >>>/w/194951 >Reminder: you're the problem and Lori is a victim who has never killed any animals or hurt anyone and you're insane! >>>/w/195001
Now that all her meal tickets are decomposing in the apartment dumpster, what will these two dolts do for money? Work? What are you insane?! Only one way to find out. Thread #14 begins!
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YouTube videos:>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs
Links:>Monster Girl Vibes: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>Lori’s FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>Lori’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le
Archived Milk:>pockybox investigationshttps://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous naturehttps://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confessionhttp://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3>cringe engagement video posted by Kevinhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/>cringe ED articlehttps://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou>the sailor moon moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be
Misc.:>Lori’s KF threadhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulzhttps://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz
What farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.>Spicy / Forbidden Spice
This is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.>Looni
One of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.>Sempai / Baka / Onichan
Lori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.>BB / Loli / Gremlin
These are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.>MooMoo
This is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)>MooMooKunt
Lori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun>Merp/Derp/Beep/Boop
Lori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.>Haters
Anyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”
Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.>Homie homie macaroni/potato
Psychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw
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She has to be trolling.
She genuinely believes they look alike. I guarantee you the "people" that said she looked like Marin don't exist and she's just trying to ride the wave like she did with Zero Two. Seriously the only thing that kept her account afloat was DitF fanart and fan boys. It's the only reason she has followers. If she was just being plain Vanilla, forgettable Lori, she would be a literal who. DitF is never coming back so now she has to sink her play doh talons into the flavor of the week. Same system she's had forever. Wait for a pink or blonde haired waifu to drop, make sure it's the most popular series and waifu out at that time, start dressing like her and try to play the "oh we just NATURALLY look IDENTICAL because SHE IS ME!!!!" game. I'm convinced
she does it so she can "cosplay" online and irl without doing anything. She's a lazy hag, she's getting too porky for her characters of choice too.
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Lori's delusion is more and more pathetic. I cant believe she actually thinks she looks like Marin, but is so desperate to sell her hideous pics she's aware of her lies and sticks with it.
This looks so much more like Marin than Lori could even if she was 20 years younger.
refuse to say hi cow, it says hello for itself by this stage. it is a two-headed e-fame obsessed hydra so you never know if it's an L or a K
kuukow/this girl didn't photoshop her totally normal feet because she doesn't have a pathology about it like some people do. also looks like she's a way more accurate cosplayer in just a wig and bikini where some women wanting to be marin have to photoshop and delude themselves into oblivion while their pets die around them.
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Are you trying to say the two anons quoted could be Lori or Kevin? Doesn't make sense to me. They'd rather call everyone ugly losers than try to actually
blend in and stoke flames. They're too stupid to play that game.
Kevin's goodies finally came and he's been skating so much! They both seem really just shattered by the deaths in the family. Normal grieving stuff.
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I'm on mobile so I can't webm but he posted him doing tricks to some god awful Dorian Electra song. His taste in everything is fucking abysmal and grating, just like Lori. Perfect match made in hell.
Not L or K, sorry nonnie
. They do come in here sometimes but Kevin is so obvious because of the sad way he types and tries to indirectly wk.
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Here it is>>195229>the only thing that made me realize it was Kevin was his feet being smaller than hers.
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Lol Lori opened some Dollskill packages in the lobby of the Hardware apartments to make it look like that fireplace is hers. I'm surprised she hasn't gone on about "my fireplace" like she has about "my pool."
He is flailing around because he doesn't have any muscle or flexibility. You can bet he already injured himself trying to do these stupid videos. His skateboarding is the equivalent of his "music".>>195274
More of Lori being 40, sneaking pictures in the public areas of an apartment, opening up a package of polyester meant for someone half her age and faking like she isn't homeless. Chances are somebody is going to see her and get candids at this rate.
On mobile rn so it’s hard to tell, but it at least seems from the same timeline as the dollskill openings? She has the same set of pink nails in the dollskill video and ferret video. All the videos/photos could possibly be from long ago though.
Tinfoil, what if she got a replacement ferret to save face?
It's not even usable stuff. All of their junk is outdated by 10 years the moment it enters into their doghouse.
None of Loony's junk is wearable outside because it's plastic or polyester, or fake hair to cover what's left her bald head after bleaching. None of what they get is resellable because it's ugly or stuff like dirty underwear, plus all of it falls apart after she stretches to get into it with her press on nails.
This is why she's always seen wearing Kevin's sweats and those plastic sunglasses like a methhead when outside. She can't even afford clothes.
This comment is exactly what I was thinking. It's such a sad cope that they buy all this garbage and live such a shitty life instead of using their money for a place with a bedroom, real clothes and things that are actually useful. They put themselves in a loop, live shitty, shop to cope, keep living shitty because we wasted all our money. People like this are their own worst enemies. In the very near future, it's going to get worse for them. Let's face it, they cant pretend to be rich ever again after ebegging for that vet bill/rent money. Whatever they do have goes to useless decks and ugly dollskill junk. This lifestyle never ends well for people who are this poor and live this way.>>195373
Their stuff is hideous. They have terrible taste. Economy furniture from Amazon can look good if you pic the right thing but they pick the tackiest junk, from the ugly pink vanity and clear resin chair to the mismatched blue couch and rustic coffee table. Nothing looks right. The cheap fur rugs look so confused. You can really see Lori's cheap style in everything they own.
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Don't hate anon, she's unaffordable. (but like, still sub to her OF for the low price of some change).
It goes well with her tacky dollar sign earrings, kek.
Bet this is her excuse for being unable to hook up with anyone other than Kevvy. He's the best she can pull even with her legovag out on the internet and they're both broke.
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So I guess one is still alive somehow but the way she's just like holding it to be like "LOOK HATURS BA DUH DUH my baby is fine" like girl no we know it's gonna be crusty, oily and dehydrated begging for death in like a month and you'll still be begging for money. Also didn't she say she lost ALL her family? Implying even "Sweet P" (pictured) would have been gone too? She's playing games and thinks she's slick
The fucking discount stripper boots on the kitchen counter - they really do live in some nightmare Dolls Kill/ Squishmellow hoard.
And yet still the same pose, the same facial expression, the same outfits every time. It’s literally no different - but somehow still getting worse?
Where does Kevin even store his own hoard of bad streetwear/ old cosplay/ and numerous skate decks now?
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The grimace KEK. She smiles like a dog baring teeth in aggression. Fitting.
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Lori needs $500 because her and Kevin already spent through the $400 they received from GFM donations.
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I’ve never seen a bigger cry for help in an animals eyes >>195495
Probably the bathroom or hidden somewhere by the public pool.>>195552
Those fuckin stompers omg. And as someone who didn’t care for the weight nitpicking I have to admit she has definitely packed on the pounds. I guess it’s inevitable when all she eats is Burger King and Red Lobster. I think the only reason Kevin didn’t get fat again and has remained a gaunt husk is from the same reason his hair is falling out- the stress from living with Lori the shrieking banshee.
He does look stressed. I think he looks like he aged ten years recently. I noticed we no longer see kawaii animu boy" pics from him. I dont think the filters can make his long gaunt face look the same as he use to shoop himself.
I'm not surprised she gained. Shes always starved herself to loose then gotten fatter. This time it's really noticable. I dont care about her weight either, but I think she probably stress eats just like Kevin stress starves.
In this case it means someone who drops a lot of money on her consistently, she’s not calling anyone fat.
And can y’all stop sperging about her weight? She gained weight but she’s still far from fat. I think she’s nuts too but at least nitpick something that makes sense.
By Lori's own standards, she is fat
. If she saw another woman that looked just like her making more money, she would have a psychotic break and sperg on every account about how fat and jealous her "copycat" is. I think anons are forgetting that Lori thinks anything over 100lbs is pudgy and gross. Did we already forget what all the girls she called ugly and fat looked like? Probably shouldn't take it personally or argue about it because it's really just directed only at her. If it really
bothers you what anons say, report them for nitpicking or bumping with no milk.>>195585
New Challenge: Lori don't make everything about you or the animals you neglected to death for one day. Lol. I'm sure when you watch any movie with any female lead with pink or blonde hair, it's like, totally literally you.
Get over yourself and post vet bills being paid, hag. Nobody cares about what you think. Where's the money?
I kinda have to agree that the fat sperg shit is getting tiresome in these threads. I know the point is to piss Lori off because its fat by her standards, but I'm willing to bet some anons here are built like that sans the dented chest. The way some anons act on this site makes me question what a "good" body even is and it's even more jarring/hilarious when you go to /g/ and check out the fitness thread or girl crushes thread and, shocker, the latter is filled with hyper femme women who have wider curves than Lori. Like, at this point is it just a bunch of unemployed anachans like one anon said or is it hamplanets hoping she blows up to their size so they feel better about themselves? Either way, I thought chest and weight sperging weren't allowed. At least one is mentioned in the OP.
inb4 hi cow because that's how this shit be at times
Beyond delusional to think Belle or Marin are anything like her. She must be seething about the official Marin being cuter, younger and thinner than her.>>195687
Anons feeling personally attacked are just outing themselves. It's about Lori and her pride in her weight. I also believe Kevvy tries to derail like >>195698
said, he knows first hand how much she shoops and contorts herself to look thinner.
It's either Kev or Lori, they bait posters into going NO NO SHES NOT ACTUALLY FAT ITS ANONS WHO ARE THE SECRET FATTIES!!!11
Bet it makes her feel better for ten whole minutes from her sad life.
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Imagine begging for money every other day and weekly because your too lazy to find other ways of making money. Of is clearly not working it’s time to get job! No one is going to pay/tip you!
Considering Lori uses Kevin's accounts to look like he's defending and promoting her, this could also be her posting as him so he takes the heat for her anger about being fat.
It's a Monday, too. Time for Kevin's unblocking? kek
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Kek. Mrs. We Aren't Friends Until You Sub To The Spicy changed her mind since she isn't getting attention anywhere anymore. Her likes on all platforms are plummeting and she can't afford likes AND new clothes. Nobody is gonna buy it, Abuela. Nobody wants to like your posts cause you're creepy and fake. I'm glad they stopped by to defend Lori's waistline and not any of the other things going on. Which, btw, Lori is still a fat, ugly scammer. May every seam on your child slave labor clothing pop as you try to put it on, cerda.
Fucking kek, grandparents with dated memes get more likes than her and they don't nee to beg.>>195819
She erases the chest hole shadows in most pics, or wears clothes or angles hair or her phone to hide it. On the poor attempt at Marin she put the phone right where the hole is because there are no clothes to hide it. She looks like she has concave tits because of that pose.
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So much is wrong with this.
>Play-Doh thick acrylics in hi-vis pink
>terrible cat screen print bikini
>dated and overpriced Catwoman print mesh crop top that looks like Amazon garbage
>Blown out lighting
>90° angle waist shoop, believable
>terrible saturation that discolors her and washes out all the color in her "outfit"
>those stupid socks she wears every other photo
>nothing is truly styled, shirt is crumpled and fresh out of the bag
>that horrid background with the ring lights visible always
>cheap Ross rugs that also look straight out of the package
>the shot is crooked
>the Zero Two eye makeup
I really don't understand why she goes out of her way to look worse. She used to dress at least a little better in 2014-2016. Everything after 2017 is a crime against fashion. If Dolls Kill is actually supporting her peddling items on IG they are fucking themselves over. It does just look like Lori trying to force her way into it though. She's so desperate.
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Lori sees only through her eyes. She thinks it looks good. She thinks the 500 different faces look good too. She doesnt care or notice that it never looks the same from picture to picture and she doesnt care. She thinks she looks hot, so it gets posted. Everything she does is from her blinded perspective about herself. She never makes sense, as long as it fits whatevers in her mind. She wants to look like Marin, a shitty pic of her in a black bikini is enough for her to believe she looks like Marin. If she sees it and she puts it out there, shes delusional enough to think others will see it too. She's not right in the head. >>195832
I think she pays for all that DK shit. Has anyone noticed if they ever posted her again? I think they dropped her ass. >>195838
Get a job
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This hot pink nightmare set are 100% press ons. They haven’t changed in months and look identical to these. $2 seems more her price range.
Sounds right since they're barely scraping by. Kevvy has been spending his parents' money on weeby skatefag stuff instead of her junk, so she's probably screeching at him every day for not bringing the subs.
The ferrets are clearly not being treated with any of the money they scammed. The grift will probably continue with a new pet and a new community that doesn't know about their animal abuse.
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Remember this is what Lori looks like now without filters KEK she's back to this weight and really thinks just sucking in the waist with Photoshop is going to hide it all. Shes built like a box and her only curves arise when she sits down and arches herself in a specific way. Sad! >>195933
Yeah. I'm putting money on it being weed and food money. Shayna blew up the same way by never leaving the house and just eating and smoking copious amounts. All Lori likely does is sleep in, smoke a bunch of weed, eat, shoot and swim then go back to sitting on her ass smoking and eating all night. Kevin doesn't look fat anymore probably because he can't afford to also smoke and eat like she does. All his extra money is clearly going to skating. What's a better drug to do when you hate your life other than weed? It's like a time travel drug that makes you dissociative. Perfect for people like Lori who hate themselves and their lives so much they don't want to even think about it, just consoom and pig out.
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I'm a little surprised this hasn't been posted yet, possibly her worst outfit to date, makes me nauseous looking at even the heavily filtered version
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Calendar pic anon here with some updates for calendar stat anon!
I think November was their most blocky since I've been keeping track but Kevin stayed blocked all of December and Lori has kept him as a follower since Jan 2nd.
Maybe someone guessed correctly about the reasons for the blocking/unblocking and it made them butthurt.>>195953
There's two of us now lol
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Here's another old man skater update from Kev.
Kek, bet Kevvy didn't give all his parent's "Christmas money" to her so she kept him blocked all December. This explains the sudden ferret scams in December.
Lori is so pathetic she has to psyop her roommate for his parents' money, beg online, and scam people. She doesn't learn because she is still dirt poor.
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Lori posted these cope statuses around 5 am about how she isn't old or ugly and how she's "made it."
I really don’t even get why they stay together at this point. I bet they don’t talk or have sex anymore, and seeing as Kevin has been skating a lot again, he’s probably walking on eggshells around her. So, she’s pretty much taken over the apartment for herself.
Also, the ship has long since sailed when Kevin was Captain Save a Ho and supposedly had to “defend” Lori against her “haterz”, so what’s the excuse now for why he can’t kick this bitch to curb where she belongs? I know it’s hard to be rational when you are in a dysfunctional relationship, but at some point he has to see she doesn’t love him and that they are where they are because of her. He was doing relatively ok when they got together, and looking back, he could have had a good hustle going on in the cosplay community.
Maybe Loony changed all the apartment info or accounts to her name so that she takes money from him more easily. The fact that she kicks him out of the apartment and he lives in the kitchen is topkek.
The GFM looks like it's in his name but I wouldn't be shocked if the money goes to her account instead. She already uses his name and accounts to beg online and promote her, so she looks less desperate than she really is.
The bitch was up stuffing her face at 5 am, bloodshot and haggard sharing high school posts thinking she's owning people. I bet that if you lined up everyone who ever shit talked her here, we'd all still be better looking and more functional than that crackhead. I think she would kill herself if she found out a lot of anons are under 30 and not ugly fat basement dwellers like she thinks. I'm pretty sure she still thinks all anons are just ancient haters from /cgl/ she knows personally.
Oh, Abuela…It's much worse than that.
Kek what the fuck?
Abuela, is that you? Please tell us just how abusive
all 110 lbs of him are - we need a good laugh. Cut up anymore of his hoodies for ghetto crop tops lately?
In all seriousness - they abuse each other pretty equally. Neither can be considered better than the other - but Lori has no excuse since this isn’t her first relationship. She never learned - and he didn’t grow up.
They’re both shitty people.
WK harder. Both are insane and even his old friends have testified he was never this unhinged til Lori ruined his life and relationships with his family. She's made him worse by thinking he was just another young dog that would sit down, shut up and take it, so what's your excuse for him being the worse of the two? She chipped away at him by pulling her insane shenanigans and bleeding him dry for money and grunt work for her "career". Taking a schizo homebody ex-Mormon who's never had a real taste of being independent then expecting him to not flip when you cheat, steal, lie and make him push your porn is ludicrous. Even a coomer who is independent would snap after being walked on. If anything, he's been beyond patient and forgiving. She's lucky he doesn't beat her for Christ's sake. I get what you mean by men are historically worse, but there's complexities to dynamics like theirs. You WKs act like him ranting in an anime group and threatening to kill a random stranger on FB is equal to the years of psychological games she's been playing with him. They escalate each other, Lori is the main instigator and Kevin gets spun up cause he was already seriously psychotic. You feel bad for a bitch that's driving a psychotic manbaby to his edge intentionally? Man bad and naturally hold power above women, sure. But let's not act like the age difference and context of their experiences with being adults on their own don't
matter in this. There's so much to be taken into account, too much nuance to leave it at "Kevin bad" or "Lori bad." Both are emotionally stunted freaks who only know love in terms of buying affection and extreme emotional torture. If you really want to decide who is more culpable - it will always be Lori. She instigated everything and broke his boundaries and trust repeatedly before he ever went off the deep end. That was what started everything going to shit. Crying wolf for a cheating psycho just cause she's a woman is some weak shit. Women can be abusive
and aggressive. Doesn't matter if the bitch is a midget and 100 pounds soaking wet. She can still hold the power in this dynamic, especially if she is the older one with more life experience AND fiscal control over him.
Well put, to add she has well over a decade, hell over 15 years of being an old drama cow. Her antics are screen shot and filmed for our amusement. Both are scummy broken people with mental health issues that need looked at. Both bring out the absolute worst in eachother. I don't see any real admittance of issues, they just are constantly stuck in the loop of the narcissists prayer.
Now, tbh, I don't want to see them get better. I'm just here waiting for what ever charity that's keeping a roof over their heads to go away. Then the real comedy begins. It's playing out like the weeb reverse Tuna and Lurch.
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Looks like Kevin used some of the ferret fund and bought some stupid pants to go with his "gifted" black and yellow shoes.
With how much Kev combs over his hair, there's gotta be some receding hairline that he's hiding.
I wonder where Lori goes when he takes these pictures. Does he wait for her to go to the apartment pool or lobby to take these? When she's asleep?
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"Homie" bought a pet bed since the hag blew "pet money" all on stripper shit. Grifter.
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She added this XS cosplay to her wishlist the other day.
They're both bald from bleaching and their struggle meals. Countdown until he wears her leftover 2cent aliexpress extensions.>>196096
Someone should watch these items disappear from the list and when they appear in a photo. Kevin is the only one buying off her amazon list probably for the unblocks.
This picture is a mess all around. The cum jacket, his piss yellow dirty qtip hair, the ugliest dollar store looking pants I've ever seen, the hand-me-down phone with the popsocket which still hasn't been replaced (can't afford a cheap popsocket kevvy boy?), the angles to hide his balding forehead and short height, etc
Such a disgrace to Zelda. Y'all think his bed pulls out of one of those cabinets?>>196096
The delusions, KEK. Kevin looking super skelly probs because she's eating all the food and slowly morphing into a heifer. Giving Kelly Eden and her skeleton man a run for their money. Why do all of these cows follow the same formula?
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I can’t explain it but Kevin looks like Leann Rimes if she fucked Soulja boy
He claimed that the ceiling is "too tall" in >>186257
. This doesn't look very tall, Kevin.
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homie homie macaroni
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This is cursed. She's been trying this homie homie macaroni catchphrase for a couple years now.
Meanwhile, Kevin is upset at people. I wonder what happened.
Aww, farms hurt his feelings. I wonder if he realizes all the vitriol they get isn't the average experience and …. is for a few reasons to put it lightly. What he really
wants to do is directly address us but Lori would stab him and key up his new grip if he sperged again kek. I guess general middle school misanthropy is the closest he can get.
Yes because both of them are good humans? They’re both horrible humans abusing their animals and each other. Don’t contrite society and are vain. >>196094
wow somebody pity bought you something for your animal. Maybe you could get a job and buy actual pet needs so they stop falling ill. >>196089
This outfit is horrible. And these bare kitchen photos are really sad for some reason. Why are they wasting their money on such stupid things. >>196007
Nobody called her old, she herself hated “older cosplayers” nobody cares how old she is or looks. It’s not something that actually matters unlike getting a job and affording your own bills. Functioning in society. They brag about the dumbest shit. Even if somebody “looked old” they would still be attractive, and what matters is your quality of life and how you treat others in life.
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Once a lazy pig, always a lazy pig. Even before her "disabilities". She will never let go of her dreams of starfishing for some chud who will fly her to the Bahamas or whatever and buy her everything she wants. If you don't work to save up for yourself, how are you going to get that vacay, Lori? Just being a prostitute for some old man? Spoiler alert: you will likely never even leave Utah and if you do, you're just going to end up somewhere worse like New Mexico or Montana. Kek. Why even taunt yourself with beach dreams when you're exiled to living in HUD in buttfuck nowhere.
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Pause the video and manually drag the slider and right after the transition at the 3 second mark, watch the frame of the mirror wobble, and her thighs ripple. Also, watch how her chin keeps changing sizes frame by frame, lol.
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truly the beacon of kawaii beauty.
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I mean…there IS an entire island in the Bahamas that is well known for its wild swimming pigs.
Her IRL face is an old person of walmart as seen through a funhouse mirror. Even with filters maxed out you can tell her face is super droopy and saggy.>>196304
A sad reminder of Lori's sad empty life with no friends and experiences. People less than half her age have already done all the things she's still wishing to do.
But what do we know, according to her, she's made it in life!
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Just realized what she looks like.
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and a little bit of Squidward. >>196330
I'm going to make it my new task to frame by frame crop shit from her videos. Prepare yourself.
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She looks more and more like a mom stealing her daughters clothes every day, literally looks like she raided her 15 year olds closet. It ages her so much it's so funny. Young people don't wear tacky shit that's out of fashion like that. Her age shows hardcore. Street walker chic
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Amazing, Kevin gets to spend V-Day with his fiancee while she chats with other men all day for money. Maybe then they can use those $10 tips to share an entree at Applebee's! Winner winner chicken dinner!
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One of the coomers released a bunch of "new"(?) leaked Lori OF content. Not sure how much of this matches the crap that's already on insta but here's an unsatisfied customer that Lori called a troll lol.https://forum.sexy-egirls.com/threads/lori-lewd-monster-girl.84249/page-2
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Prepare your eye bleach, there's a 5 min masturbation vid coming and it really made me retch
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Lego vagoo looks discolored as fuck compared to her skin bleach filter
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The face…. Why.
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More of her fucked up mug and clone tooled stomach
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This about sums it up.
Only watched a bit of it but it looks like a special needs Belle Delphine fan making porn, very awkward and weird.
Also we need an update from Kev since Lori is now showing full vageen and masturbation videos. He is usually not happy about actual porn.
All of these pictures are a few months old, I'm sure. She has the dots under her eyes, so this was during her very short-lived Belle(2021) skinwalking phase. >>196412
This is a really creepy video. Her chest cavity is even worse in motion. Why is she slapping her thong straps and slapping/clawing at her socks? >am I a perfect anime girl for my homie?>uwu>oh senpai, do you wanna see me cum?>such a tiny vibrator. can take it wherever I go!>Am I gonna cum for you senpai?
Shes dead eyed the whole time and isnt even trying to pretend its remotely pleasurable. I cant believe she loaded this and thought “Yup, sensual as fuck!”
They must be desperate for cash though since miss “Im too good for porn and you cant afford me” has now resorted to posting….this
Oh Lori honey, its time to quit your dayjob
He knows and has to leave the apt to do it. He's forced to post links to her OF all day and she probably convinced him it's the only way they can make money to buy more consoomer shit because they're "too good" for actual jobs that pay more but wouldn't hire them, kek.>>196434
Does anyone have the "I'm too good for porn" pics? Someone should combine it with her horse face for the next thread OP.
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Couldnt find the post but dug up this quote that didnt age well
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And these gems
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okay but why does she look like if you ran skweezy jibbs through a bunch of filters tho
I love that this bitch tried tucking her fucking floppy labia in. But idk if that's nitpicking so >>196428
I was thinking she did this while he showers but skate park makes a lot more sense.
This aged well. She can't even average 5 likes per post. Begging every day. Turns out nobody wanted to see your
divet and axe wound besides loyal oldfag simps and leakers. Everyone else leaves.
I have no words for what I just watched. She has
to be on the spectrum. There’s no way she isn’t. Either that or she’s perma drugged out of her mind.
Desperate times call for desperate measures lol the piggy bank is clearly empty, so to try and make ends meet she put sad attempts at porn are on the menu>>196415
She absorbed all the ferrets she killed, thus becoming mother ferret
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This bitch really can’t help herself.
>d-don’t be a booly! Just be nice it’s not hard!
>the wind blows the wrong way- mega cunt mode activated
Lol is this supposed to be a dig at Soni or Mariah? She always brings up how fat they both are when she's vague posting about them. Probably shouldn't be squawking about flabby upper arms when you're about 40lbs past your prime and counting. Just
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Her engagement is plummetting. She used to get 5-7k per post now she regularly falls beneath 1.5k and maxes at 5k if that. Followers keep growing but nothing else does. How much money has been pissed away on bots alone? Reposts by companies don't even help her engagement… OF isn't any better either post-leaks. I'd assume people stealing her pics are making more selling them than she does currently.
i feel like she's on drugs bc i always remember Lady Gaga saying something about before she was famous, she would do coke or whatever and sit in front of the mirror and do her makeup and hair over and over
all Lori does is do her makeup and put on outfits and take the same pictures over and over. she doesn't go out, there aren't even any pics of her at the store or anything??? it's just so weird like she never does anything NORMAL. even other OF thots will post pics at starbucks or some shit, god damn
She really can’t grasp that one of the major reasons she is failing is bc she clings to that fake persona. Bleached hair, pale skin. Looks like shit. Everyone can see it’s not really her. Gd just be yourself. >>196475
Her upper leg fat has been spilling out the sides of her thigh highs. Is she serious? Stop shopping yourself and let’s see what you really look like you fake ass bitch
and that bleached hair and pale skin is through whitening filters. lori's hair probably looks more yellow like kevin's >>196274
and her skin more tan. she looks ridiculous enough with filters, she must look even crazier without.
She bitches about every fast food joint on facebook or twitter, wouldnt be surprised if shes not welcome at any of them anymore.
On top of that she has no friends to invite her anywhere, and no job or hobbies so nowhere to go to even meet new people. Not like she cares since she thinks every woman is jealous of her “vampire looks” and “totally gyaru teen bikini bod”
Ffs get a job Lori. Ive literally seen a woman born with one leg work at Sephora if she can do it so can you.
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He has not. In fact, the ferret GFM was the last thing he really shared on behalf of Lori. He just posts crappy skater content like this now.
Lori has zero chance in any life improvement. Not only with men but also with money. Wouldn't be surprised if she and Kevvy have been trying to get jobs for years but pretend it's beneath them due to the massive amount of sheer rejections handed to them.
Between their empty CVs and employers doing a quick google, things are looking bleak. All you can find is that they're abusers and scammers so they can't be trusted to do anything. That's before you realize her vagoon is out and Kevvy is a sped making empty threats all day.
i just can’t see them going for another five years, especially if they’re struggling financially, but then kevin will probably spring up and they’ll have some retarded wedding down at the courthouse to prove us wrong.>>196550
i don’t think either of them have even tried applying for jobs lately.
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Remember when Kevin said he was going to make a Patreon for his cosplay prop making? Well he finally made one but it's for his old man skateboarding tricks that he barely lands.https://patreon.com/adollaskye
Someone please inform this retard he lives in the United States and the dollar sign goes before the monetary amount, not after.
I'm not surprised to see he went Looni2.0 and is trying to sell a product he doesn't have. Another waste of time to further bury them financially.
The anon who said the piggybank is empty called it >>196474
They're both scrounging for pennies everywhere they go and failing.
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>sad saggy ass, can't even make it look better when she's contorting her broken spine
>lighting equipment takes up the whole hallway to the bathroom
>Kevin's bedroom can be seen in the back
>dirty pillows just thrown on the ground
It just gets worse every day lmao Lori you fucking suck at this all your photos are so ugly
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miccostumes sending her free shit is seriously all she has going for her right now how sad is that
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Based on the floor plan I looked up online and this picture of a studio apartment in the same building, the white door is a bathroom, and the "hallway" is a recessed area where the washer and dryer are.
This unit seems to be the same one except the kitchen island is in a different position
>>196583>the "hallway" is a recessed area where the washer and dryer are.
You can also see Kevin's laundry in that area. Lori doesn't even wash her clothes.
Their room is less than half the size of the pic you had, it must be a nightmare for them to have no privacy or even a bedroom. Even their kitchenette is just Kevvy's room.
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kek i was watching it this morning but forgot to post.>claims he had another video review of these shoes that was just him rambling so be wanted to make another one>proceeds to ramble more>nitpicks things about the shoe no one cares about like that the toe box hurts if he laces up the tongue too tightly and the ankle bit is “flip floppy”>brags about having “strong ankles” despite hurting one because of the shoes and not his technique >stares into the camera like a sped immediately after for a good minute or two>um um um um
my takeaway from the video is he’s kind of slow, not articulate, and has strong ankles
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He sounds like Mordecai. He looks so old and dehydrated.
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Samefagging to add context. He goes on about how good they are, then talks about how they made him roll his ankle, that made him not like them, then he praises them for the aesthetic and impact soles after saying they were not comfortable. Flops between "had a bad experience I don't know how to feel" to "it's really good, awesome for this." Follows up a day later saying he returned them despite it being a 7/10 in his words. Even said it was good skate shoe for beginners. He can't make up his mind on one pair of shoes, wonder what his internal monologue is like when reflecting on their relationship. This video seems boring as ever but it's really a microcosm when you strip the consoomerism and just focus on him. People are fascinating to me and Kev really is such an open book, I love this. Check out that nervous eye shift at the very last second after he said peace. He's not even comfortable recording himself in his own home about something as banal as shoes.
She erased all the wrinkles on her mouth from making that ugly expression.>>196600
Good analysis. Also they keep outing themselves as poor and selfish scammers. He can't even lie straight when making a video multiple times, that you bet the people at the outlet probably think he's a scary junkie and they didn't want anything to escalate.>>196601
Lori probably tried to take it, kek.
The broken off bleached to death hairs on that jacket are disgusting. I thought it was pet hair at first but I think it's actually hers. Gross.>>196593
Top Kek for posting this anon!
>This breathable mesh stuff
That's called polyester genius. Learn high fashion or die loosers.>>196600
Let me get this straight, a new skater should wear an inferior skate shoe? Wouldnt they better off with a better shoe so they have more support and grip on the board?
Kevin is like a little kid who just discovered something. If a person wanted skating advice they could turn to the website of any pro skateboarder, like Tony Hawks Master Class and really learn about the sport. Why would they pay some nobody for unproven advice.
He learnt from Lori who did that at restaurants and nail places. They're too poor to pay so they hope to save by pretending it was not what they "paid for". Hope they're blacklisted everywhere.>>196608
It seems when they do shop at outlets, it's the only time they go outside. The rest of what they have seems to be illegal knockoffs like when he got shoes from a guy on instagram.
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Kek she's lurking everything. Scrotes and farmers alike have pointed out how lazy she is reposting sometimes even the same exact photos over and over cross platforms. She brings nothing new to the table and wants to cry about how eXhAuStInG it is to play dress up, SESTA/FOSTA hellscape my ass. OP is retarded and Lori, keep coping because you're a lazy pig who can't even be a bottom feeding e-whore. You struggle and complain doing the most basic of things. You will never succeed and you're burning alive right now. Your money issues are so transparent and you beg incessantly. It's not laws or meanies demanding too much of you, it's your lack of any work ethic and constant munchie cop-outs to avoid doing anything other than smoking weed, sleeping all day, eating shit food and LARPing as a teenage insta influencer. You're washed up and incapable of producing anything worthwhile. Quit while you have a chance to prepare for your next major breakdown. Your asses will be teetering on the brink of homelessness if you keep it up. So keep making excuses, your skin not ours!
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Yo does she have pink eye>>196593
We need a gif anon to make one for the end of this video when he says peace. You can see failure in his eyes omg
Kev looks a little…inbred. It's worse seeing him in motion.>>196601
Lori has a middle tooth, and Kev has a gap kek.
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Your wish is my command.
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Today's Kevin story roundup.
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i just want him to cut off the combover or just dye it a different color because it’s giving 1990’s donald trump.
also i know jackshit about skating but his form is terrible and he looks like a 13 year old boy flailing around when he does his “tricks”.
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We can tell.
Seriously I don't understand this new bragging about eating crap while ballooning up like she is. Is it a fetish thing? Is she trying to brag that she can afford to eat in excess now?
Ty anon ugh I’m so glad Kevin’s back!!>>196639>like a robot shutting down
My sides, anon. Looks like he just remembered that Lori is going to physically beat him for making videos.>>196643
He doesn't look like he has "strong ankles" or form. Literally no talent or ability in any of these pics. He probably posts the few flukes he has when he isn't eating pavement.
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Kevin's explanations for why you should give him money on Patreon are hilarious.
>I'd like to think I have a pretty different approach to skating and content.>all my skate "hacks" ppl have been asking for.
It's truly bizarre that he or Lori think they provide value with their content. In order to be successful at these ventures one has to already have an established fanbase. If Kevin had been producing actual, routine (like uploading on a schedule like every successful content creator) skate content for an established amount of time and gotten a following from it, it might make sense to start a Patreon with skate stuff. But they just expect people to throw money at them for nothing.
Also, in all of Kevin's little videos he posts he always looks like he just barely lands the trick.
And then in most of his captions he talks about what a failure he is/how it took forever to get it right/how his bones are creaking etc. like he just sounds like an old man complaining about skateboarding. Why would anybody want to pay for that?>>196679
He's learning from the rest of the cows with the "people keep asking me for" shit. No, Kevin. Nobody is asking for this lol.
holy fuck I'm at the first frame and it's already horrifying. Why does she make that face?
Is this retard-fetish? Humiliation? she also moves in order to accentuate the chest deeformity on purpose. I bet on the mentally retarded fetish content saga. Reminds me of Luna
He and Lori are way past delusional. Nobody is watching their shit content other than themselves and people coming to laugh at them.
They can't even name one of their invisible fans or homies because they don't exist. They're too busy sperging out and being assholes to anyone who isn't a bot.>>196687
It's the same as when they both claim people in Utah are complimenting their "high fashion" when they go outside.
It's a massive cope for looking like homeless druggies that would get followed around in a store because people know they're trying to steal. I can imagine sales people trying to intimidate them into leaving because they both are shifty eyed even at their best.
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It's so funny that her posts that look like the perform better are actually just inflated because the same coomers keep liking and sharing on their alt accounts. I bet she begs them to do it and gives them freebies so she can prove the haters wrong about "poor engagement". We see right through you. The only people supporting her are freaks that look like that suicidal fat fuck from Full Metal Jacket and troons from her wonder years. She can't even get nerds like Kevin to share and buy her shit cause her only demo is geriatric pedos and transvestites who want to pass like she does KEK. Warning: never look into her "simps" profiles because you will want to file cybertips against these absolute degenerates. Half of them are like I said, trannies and they have little girls or furry shit all over their profiles -or- they're clearly someone's uncle or grandpa that only posts pictures of porn actresses and weird fetish memes. God. Does she not worry about these people stalking her? Like, she's worried about farmers but not the grown men spamming her posts that pretend to be "sexy" women and girls? (Vom.) This is who "pays your bills", Lori? I'd kill myself if the only people who liked me were porn sick chomos
What sad attempt at responding to farmers. >I'm pretty involved >I have a different approach
Kevin might have bought himself some views.>some break the 1k mark
My favorite, is he holding his best shit hostage till someone pays him? Wants money but never proves he's got any skills other than some average skating around a skate park. Kek>If I get support>I'll do some uncommon trick tips
Sure you will Kevin.>>196706
Always Frankie Fajardo on every post, same cut and paste emoji response and often the only response she gets. A bot or an account paid to like posts? Either way, yuck.
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Okay mobile is practically unusable for me today and I accidentally deleted lol. hell, if you need people to upload webm on this site then make it less of a fucking nightmare. Here it is again if it will post even. This is my tenth try.
Must be hard to balance your broken spine on a cheap chair to hide your stomach pooch. Also lol at her trying to keep her labias tucked in so she has an uwu loli cunnie. Can't hide the fact you have a normal 36 year old vagina. Embrace yourself, Lori. You just make your Lego hand lips look further apart. >>196728
Giving them cash is a great idea anon, in fact you should just bankroll both of them and piss away your money every month. Totally gonna show them what's up. >>196727
Resentment, boredom and disgust with herself are truly the only options you get in this video. She hates her body, face, "job" and life. She couldn't genuinely smile in her porn even if she was fucking the man of her dreams. Her misery is palpable and calling her a black hole is so accurate. I would pity her being trapped in the poverty loop of sex work if I didn't know how awful she was. If anything her taking the Moo route and doing a 180 on porn when she's bleeding money is a fitting fate since she seethed about her and being poor so often. I love how with each passing day she is more and more like the women she hates. Her disgusting talons grinding at her genitals even reminds me of Moo. Birds of a feather will despise and be jealous of each other, I guess.>>196729
I think he's stopped for now because if he was, he'd have a tantrum about what farmers are saying and posting. He's chimped for days over less before, I can't imagine these comments wouldn't push him over the edge. Especially the leaks. Lori just shared a post about leakers and scammers ruining sex workers livelihood very recently but not after anons leaked here. I'd wager the fallout is coming soon. If it doesn't.. maybe this is Kevin actually learning to shut his mouth? Maybe Lori beat him hard enough and starved him into submission for good kek.
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Got this from the other farms, didn't see it mentioned here. In his post about the new faggoty patreon there are interesting hashtags
Agreed. Their whole relationship was predicated on the love story in a literal cartoon. He wanted to be Hiro and fix a vilified woman who's been a poor neglected thing since birth. The sob story is clearly bullshit and he's probably realizing now that she will only get worse and he's better off living for himself and his hobbies. Lori is in for a world of hurt when he comes to.>>196742
Absolutely not. She's probably still haunted by the candids from AX years ago. She despises her real appearance too much to be caught again in 4k. I can picture Kevin going out to cons again while Lori stays home and copes with something like "cosplayers are vile, mama don't want that drama" or "I'm focusing on my work not hobbies uwu" but we all know it's cause the suits won't zip anymore without stitches busting.
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The most pathetic part is that he doesn't know anything about fashion or sneakers. He has zero vocabulary and like Loony he is woefully uneducated. He can't even form sentences, much less a basic commentary on a stupid shoe.
Do these tards not look around themselves? How can they look at other sneakerheads, skaters, SWers and OF thots and believe they're somehow on that same level? They never even had decent looks to fall back on for subs or fans, but are deep in denial about how ugly they are.
I agree but I'm considering that if she isnt sleeping with him anymore he doesnt mind letting her sell her vagoon since it benefits him if she makes some money. Yeah, I think pride is also keeping him from leaving for sure. There's to many "We told you so's" on the way out and he's not ready to handle that.
Or he just still thinks shes amazing and calls her his fiancee and is blind to how awful it would be by actually marrying her. Haven't heard them talk about it in ages or set a date, nothing. Hes better off since it would tie him financially and divorces aren't cheap.
The housing must be in his parent's name but would Lori try to pull a fast one and claim they're common law to try to take more of his family's money when she's kicked out?
His family just needs to cut him off. They probably have set a date for his cutoff, my money is on when he turns 30.
As far as online goes they seem to be engaged still.>>196784
If they have a cosigner (his parents) maybe Lori could have put it in both their names? Especially if she whined about her disability the apartments may have been put in a corner by her Karen ass.
Yup, I really think their holding on to save face. I do wonder if he feels bad for her though. He has options. Where would she go? >>196784
Lek utah is one of few states that still recognizes common law. What would that even play out like if they separated. They have nothing.
That’s what keeping up appearances is. It’s possible that they’re already broken up. They’re already more like roommates then engaged, or in Lori’s case, parasite and host. Even in their few couple photos, Kevin is barely hovering his hand over her, and Lori is only staring at herself and ignoring him. It’s like frenemies being forced to take a picture together. >>196787
Lori wants to take all of Kevvy’s shirts to cut up kek.
Seriously though, she would have nowhere to go. She has no savings, no friends that would let her crash (not that they would accept, she would stay forever and an anon already said she’s a nightmare kek). She would be homeless and maybe become a streetwalker.
>>196789>parasite and host
Their haunted faces in their respective videos says it all. They have dead eyes.
Loony attacking her tucked legovag while staring at herself in the camera, compare to then Kevvy looking like Lori is screeching at him as she re-enters the doghouse to block him. They both can't even hide how bad their situation is.
These photos (and the master action video) just look like she smells bad. Where is the kittyfag lurker? Can we get rikki or someone to confirm this is what she’s actually like in bed? Her behavior is erratic and not “sexy” at all, just imagine her demanding sex from Scott and this doing this bizarre movement. It is frightening. Why would anybody in their right mind upload this on the internet? Does she just stink up the place the moment Kevin leaves? >>196754
Literally nobody asked for ANY (skate or cosplay) advice from either of them. They are the last humans on earth who should be giving any advice for anything. They have failed at life in every way (Kevin can still make a come back) their online attitudes are so stuck up. It’s so bad for business. Putting in literally no effort and expecting to gain from it somehow. They’re both insane. >>196624
The light in his eyes snaps off like a robot. Fucking sad.
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Hi kev, we know you're seething and Abuela won't let you sperg. Any of the "lies" you're talking about can be traced back to you or her directly. Whining about us and lying won't ever make that go away. You did all this to yourself KEK
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Looks like vlogs are out of the question.
As for Lori; she's pretending she posts anything new or exciting on her OF. Bleeding money and pretending she has new content, as always. Pissing away her money on bikinis and shoes. She's gonna be fuckin homeless KEK she will NEVER wake up and realize what a grave mistake she's been making for so long
I wonder what made Kev mad this time. >I can do anything I want
All the posts saying he should kick out Lori and leave? >Come up with new worse lies
The tinfoil about them only keeping it together for the internet, but not acting like a couple at all irl?
Right? Way to out himself as a delusional cow. He thinks he needs to give everyone the celebrity run down like he's anyone but Kevvy the eternal caregiver of miss Usagi Kou. They're both low on the list of best cows anyway lmao. The audacity to have that much confidence and for nothing. Embarrassing.>>196844
Likely the porn, comments about her cheating or wanting to leave, comments about them being split up and him being trapped got to him and made him mad. Whenever he gets heated we know
we hit a nerve. He laughs of lies except for when the "lies" are truths he didn't think people could tell from across the world through photos and video lmao
>>196834>I can do anything I want.
Pee on any cosplays in the kitchen lately? Let Loony rip up your clothes lately?>>196844>>196845
Loony's tard porn hit a nerve. They spend all day trying to prove they're actually rich and unbothered. They couldn't be more transparent with how much they're desperate for cash, hate each other and easily triggered
This post says it all >>it’s not even worth responding
Oh but you did you stupid shit on facebook
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Okay so he linked the full video he posted to Patreon on his profile publicly. What's the point of the paywall if you're going to publicly link unlisted videos?
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might be the reason why he's pissed, I was catching up on the thread and saw this
He says right there the money went to his fiancé, not the ferrets. Slip of the fingers there eh Kevin?
In the same GFM he said he can’t/isn’t working due to having to take care of Lori. So which is it? His job he posts nothing about, or a lie to cover up they spent that money on more tacky garbage?
What part of being a pet owner does he not understand? Don’t get pets unless you can fucking afford them.>>196878
Kevin having/not having a job depends solely on what battle he’s trying to win. Looking for free handouts from unassuming people? No job, wehweh poor me. Trying to justify being a consoomer faggot? HAS A JOB U KNOW NOTHING HEARTLESS IDIOTS!!!
Can’t wait for the last ferret to finally die so they don’t have an excuse to scam and the poor thing will be out of its misery. It will be better off in ferret heaven anyways.
But in the GFM description which was just a few weeks ago, he said he didn't
have a job and can't
work because he needs to take care of Lori & the ferrets. So this makes no sense
Well shit, he sucks! I could watch my ten year old cousin skate better. Kevin looks like an old man here trying to be a kid. No form, doesnt catch the rail well, weak grinds, shitty kick flip, flailing arms and unstable landings. Who would pay for this? It looks like hes trying to learn than in any position to give advice.
I wouldnt be surprised if he accidentally hurts himself trying to prove "his skills".
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Lazy as usual, everything in this post has been posted before. These are months old. She's not even that skinny anymore. Must be getting to her that she looks worse each day.
Like the state of events appearing related in an important way? Or two things happening in conjunction?
Everytime Kevin writes something he proves how dumb he is. How is someone able to pin a synchronicity on you Kevin? Please look that word up so you can see how stupid you are.
He has no form or style, even his off key singing is better. You know he's all busted under his dropship clothes from trying to do these stupid stunts. It's beyond comprehension that he believes this amateur hour phonecam clip is content worth paying for.>>196868
Fucking kek, just outing his and Lori's lies and ferret scams everytime he speaks. Once again this cow can't even keep his lies straight and it's clear they're killing their pets and using them as props to beg for cash to buy tacky shit.
He mentions 4k like it's some big number multiple times when they've never spent beyond a few tenners in their lives. They've been getting handouts from his parents for years. Their patreon levels show what level of money they normally spend, which is in the tens.
If he had a job he'd show us a paycheck with pride the way they did with fake ferret bills. Show us, Kevvy!
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Kek scrotes are annoyed with her, is this why she bitches about people being dEmAnDInG and rude? Because they expect the bare minimum and not the same photo over and over, forever? Time to switch up your shit, hag.
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So there are at least a couple of people who are encouraging this. Is this another local guy? Does Kevin expect the teenage skaters he hangs out with to pay for his patreon?
This makes more sense than my guess >>196902
in context, thanks for decoding Kevin's nonsense, nona.
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wtf are these outfits?
She tries to make herself look uwu pale and blonde with the filters but it overexposes the clothes. We've already seen how dark their place is and how piss yellow their hair really is through Kevin's pics.
Is that the only purse she owns? No homies to help her get a high fashion or die bag?
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The delusion… The only people who care about Lori are on here and KiwiFarms. Nobody else knows who she is or cares.
"Her" pouf cheeks. She should tell that to the hundreds of photographers who have countless professional pictures labeled pout, pouf or puffed cheeks" pictures all over the internet and can be seen by any quick internet search.
She's invented nothing and influenced no one. Every version of herself has always just been her jumping on some style. If anything she's the farthest from being an influential person because she's not defined in any way. She just rebrands whenever she's bored, or moves state.
>>197014>If anything she's the farthest from being an influential person
She has nobody to influence because nobody cares what dated trend some old and rough looking nobody jumps on, especially when their personality and content is shit. Her followers are nothing but bots paid for by Kevin's parents.
If she was an influencer or model, she'd have income and a reason to improve her unfortunate looks. She's going to be forever begging for ferret coins and posting meitu edits of her prolapsed duckface "pout" because she can't afford cosmetic surgery.
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"Naoko shouldnt have followed me around and made a manga out of meh XD haha"
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Now she's calling herself "Marin 02". They've been on Reddit for a year and none of her posts have taken off. Nobody wants your shit, Lori.
how is she not perma banned from all these cosplay subreddits yet? Nothing she posts there have ever been remotely close to a cosplay, not even a bikini cosplay.
The only thing that is 02 is the horns. The only thing thats Marin is…nothing
She has no idea how to be ‘sexy’ - literally looks like she’s disgusted by her own content.
The combination of lazy/ desperate/ outdated ages her even more.
Dunno what’s worse - Dressing like an AliExpress returns bin , Or dressing like Walmart trash about to steal a pack of press on nails.
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He doesn't wanna look like everyone else KEK
This is literally so LAZY, she doesn't resemble either character but mashing them together is stupid. The pink eye brows make no sense with the blonde fried hair. >>196976
IF anything she has influenced people to be thankful they are not e-grifting failure trash. She has no reach or influence what-so-ever. Nobody gives a shit about either of them, if they did… don't you think they'd have actual money and stop begging? >>196933
I will never understand her "Style" choice, it's like sweat pants going to walmart mixed with a leotard that's ill fitting. >>196834
They have unfriended everyone and do not "Do social media" (other than her horrible photo sets she reposts to ebeg). He posted their personal life multiple times, over sharing about every aspect of the relationship publicly. They DO owe people explanations for their shitty behavior and lying about their animals/ conning people for money.I think everyone in this thread is "more regular" than either of them in that we aren't shamelessly acting they way they do. Anybody can "do anything they want" but there are general consequences to bad actions in general. Anything posted here can be traced back to his own post sharing this information. >>196835
Yet again posting a young aged character along with her OF shilling. disgusting behavior. Nothing changes with these two morons and their stuck up attitudes.
>>197052>Skateboarding is about doing whatever you want.
What does any of that have to do with him being poor and using Lori's leftover bleach?
Hope his hair continues to fall out. He styles it like this because like Lori and her crooked bangs, they're balding and trying to hide it.
That's one of those stupid quotes that people put over Sailor Moon graphics, that's not even something Esmeraude ever said.
Kind of like what Lori does. Shares random posts and puts a stupid quote of hers that doesn't make any sense nor has anything to do with the post over it. Topkek.
The only reason you're not shrinking anymore is because you're expanding rapidly like Violet Beauregarde. Might want to ease up on those bacon and eggs, abuela.
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Even coomers at the leak site hate Lori's overly shooped content.
Shes a narc, she uses sex as a weapon. It's her carrot on a stick for Kevin. It's a pattern with her at this point. He's complained about it and she spins him talking about it as abusive
. It's really clear projection so I don't think it's even a gag anymore lol.
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Eating your money is a great way to stay poor. You're 36 years old learn how to cook and meal prep if you're hurting for "food adventure" money to the point of asking. Also gigakek at her going at like this. She really does dress like a crackhead and just wander into takeout places alone. Imagine this walking into your work and being a cunt about an already discounted order of crab wontons and an egg roll. Dressed like a child hooker, probably bursting at the seams to mention how she does modeling on only fans and has soooooo many followers she could complain to about the horrible service.
The coat looks like something really old from a donation centre, not very uwu high fashion.
The meitu chin shrinker is failing, so she crops out her face and puts a sticker on the chin in these. That's on top of editing out the wrinkles and shadows around her mouth from making that expression. You can tell her face is horse sized IRL because she has no cheekbones in these.>>197137
You could be right anon, the black roots aren't visible here. She and Kevvy are on the same bleaching schedule but she's been posting old pics all week.
damn —- i work in the sneaker industry (his collection is really basic, nothing impressive) and my partner is a professional (paid and sponsored) skater friends with employees and sponsored skaters for companies that kevin has bought boards from in the past.
most of the boards he posts now are not really skating quality, they’re more just meant to be “wall art”. not sure what kevin’s “end goal” is with skating but his skate videos show he’s clueless about skating, has no style (both for fashion and skating style) and overall just posts forgettable clips. general consensus for a quick group viewing of some of his skate videos was “these are embarrassing” and “why post these?”
Inb4 Kevin cries about art decks having multifunctionality, he doesn't care if "skaters" don't like his style cause he isn't like everyone else kek.
He fucking sucks at skating the only people rimming his ass are dudes 6-10 years younger.
He isn't like everyone else bc he dresses like an outdated scenefag from 10 years ago. For his age he has zero skill or knowledge about skating or sneakers becuase he can't afford anything decent. He's delusional thinking people would pay him for the secret spicy skate knowledge, kek.
He just follows whatever Lori does thinking it will get him money because she lies about it bringing in money, too. It's been made pretty clear they both are deep in credit debts and only pay the minimum each month for their afterpays.
You're so generous, nonnie
, thinking that they could actually afford a car. Why do you think he skates? That's the only way he can get around anywhere, Lori probably walks or takes ubers kek
it’s absolutely WILD that he thinks anybodys gonna subscribe to his patreon to see his shitty clumsy skating.
kevin if you’re reading this yes there IS a difference between low quality skateboards meant to be hung on the wall vs high quality boards meant for actually skating. sad that you don’t know that.
>>197169>secret spicy skate knowledge
Thank you for the morning Kek Nonnie
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Fuck off Lori you don't care because you spent the money you SHOULD have used for pre-emptive care and end stage treatment on garbage. You killed them with your own greed and neglect. Boo fucking hoo. You prolonged the poor things suffering for some cheap shoes and lingerie. Your absolute refusal to accept what you did makes you a heartless cunt. We do hope the death of the animals you let die gets to you, hag.
Nope! They only ever make an appearance when Lori is directly called out by Facebookers or farmers. She'll post a cherry picked video of her last ferret looking happy and energetic, spam her story with pics to show what a good pet mom she is then they disappear until afterpay is due. It's routine at this point. Pretty telling with each couple billing cycles she loses another ferret kek. They're literally her only true money makers. She's made more off her aboose lies and GFMs than she has with her total net OF earnings. That's why she clings to those accounts for dear life then closes them and makes Kevin do another so it looks like it's a new emergency and not an ATM for her bullshit. >>197297
The gfm will stay up too well past this last ones death for "mourning donations" cause it's so hawd for her to deal with all the ~family deaths~ she NEEDS more lingerie to cope, we just don't get it. Her depression and grief is literally killing her and the only remedy is dolls kill.>>197256
She's beyond PT delusion cause at least she came to realize she would never make it and got a job and life started. Lori would never. She'll be homeless Marin 02 Saber before she ever gets a job like us peasants.
>>197304> That's why she clings to those accounts for dear life then closes them and makes Kevin do another
I don't know how GFM works but is that why Kevvy runs the new one? Does GFM not allow multiple funds?
Explains how the money was going mostly to his wannabe skater shit instead of Loony's trash and they are fighting more lately.
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on the very first thread nona, picrel for you my love
he's still with her and my god is that baffling
Luna. Lena. Isis. Shiro. Suki. Pan (missing in action). Puck.
Fuck you, Lori. They deserved better than you. They were never your family. They were props for attention.
no, it’s Kevin calling out Lori for her abusive
behavior (the abuse needs to stop), then her showing her true twisted side saying “yes, your abuse (to me) needs to stop, you’ve been raping me”. which as awful as kevin is, we all know is not true. she’s tucked up for wanting to falsely accuse someone of that. even kev. for the event, not sure what they could be referring to. maybe some cosplay thing?
no sick role play here just Lori being her psychotic self on full display.
It's like she doesn't even have a soul. She's been on the prowl for the next animal to add to the bodycount, and next person to grift for some time.>>197364
That's how I read it, too. They don't roleplay. Lori is being an abusive
and gaslighting cunt, not much different than her regular posts to people she doesn't even know.
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don’t forget this gem
I always wondered what he means by "extorting money" and "blackmailing". It implies she has sensitive info about Kevin he doesn't want getting out, and she requests money for her silence.
Could he have actually sexually assaulted her? He IS just as crazy as she is, he cut his own leg open remember
I think the blackmailing is >>197327
her threatening to scream rape against him
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he’s back to halfheartedly plugging her lewds on his insta.
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Since all this old milk has been posted I was going through thread 1 again. Truth be told,>>197413 is correct, we need to be posting links. However, I want to remind us all of what Looni looked like 3 to 4 years ago with this candid so we can all remember what she really looks like.
I know we like to poke fun at her aging looks and silly shoops but Lori really is extremely editing her pictures. She looks nothing like her blurry abominations and looks very mature for age, even a few years back. Aside from what she looks like, the actions of doing it are sick.
Lori, your pedo edits are very disturbing and pander to the lowest people, like people who objectify children. We know your not ashamed, but you should be.
Cuck Kevin directing pedos to his """fiance""" (KEK) so she can flirt with them and claw at her dry ass vagoon for them while he has to sit in the kitchen and watch. Awww maybe the two of them can walk to the Dave and Busters down the street afterward and he can win Abuela a plushie with her OF money! If he's feeling extra valid
and rich they could even split an onion ring. Romantic. Enjoy other men lusting over your girl, Kev. She's probably already fucked someone behind your back this year.
kek. that doesn’t make sense. kek.
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comment on Lori's IG post from 3 days ago - "You are still as beautiful as the day I met you"https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ2USQcvTC4/
From @thepavos https://www.instagram.com/thepavos/
She looks angry all the time. Her only expressions are looking scary as a “joke” to try to be cute? And the intense look-away-from-the-camera eye with a straight face. And now she has learned the duckface.
There is no joy or innocence in her expression whatsoever. That’s why she looks like an angry old lady.
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Cope harder Lori never loved you in the first place LMAO she cheated multiple times and suicide baited you, she's not your Marin she's a parasite and a hag
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I love this. "Give me money because I chose to be a sex worker and it's hard." She really thinks people owe her just for existing.
I've never seen a pretty girl fuck her life over so much before. She could be married right now to one of her old Mamorus, or fucked one of their richer ugly friends and be living a good life with vacations and her ferrets care paid for by someone else, for real.
Instead she is e-begging, and is unsuccessful at it!! Incredible
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The spoiled bitch cries again. Lori, everyone bankrolled you in your hay day and you yet again have found another retard to bankroll you. You cause all your interpersonal problems yet expect everyone else to apologize… Psycho..
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she is not even bad looking, if she would dropped the crazy PS and editing(stop posting old pics )
Anytime someone posts what she actually looks like some shit tier old moonie pics show up talking about how "pretty" she is. >>197546>post pictures of someone from 20 years ago>not even that bad looking
Not that bad looking when they where half their age means average middle aged person now. Geez. Have you seen her latley for real? Yeah she's just fine, or would be if she didn't dress like a candy coated hooker. Put some regular clothes and hair on her and she's your average lady. This bitch right here >>197429
A new low, she's not even an actual sw, just an old saggy faced catfish who wants money "just cuz".>>197559
All the old pics are over a decade ago and shooped like crazy, it just wasn't as obviously shooped. It's no surprise she has issues with her real face today.
If someone is trying to prove she use to be attractive, they chose the wrong pictures.
So Lori's hair was always a fried mess apparently? Looks like yellow straw with showing roots has been her preferred look since she was young. Never change Lori.
You mean the $60 ring from the hotel that Scott bought her? Or living in someone's parents house and forcing her boyfriends to buy her unending deserts? Or mooching off her friends and leaving her shit all over the bathroom or burning their carpet with her cigarette butts? That kind of spoiled rotten?
Where's her real jewelry? Nice place to live? Designer clothes? Designer bags? Vacations?
Right, shes never had any. Ever.
Show me one pic of this woman living well. There are none. Every stage of her life has desperate living off part time work, mooching off others, old cars, shit job and garbage costumes and ugly cheap clothes.
Some of us know this dramz. Lori has as always been poor. She has never had whatever she wanted. Unless what she wanted was bottom of the barrel and thought using people for peanuts made her spoiled.
Forcing a place to stay, free food and garbage like lotions isnt spoiled. It's sad and pathetic and only someone who has never lived comfortably or is poor would think she was spoiled.
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not sure who youre referring to but im 100% not a sex worker at all and I doubt there are others here as well. A lot of the people posting here have known her for a long time because of the cosplay comm, but sure go at it.>poach followers
Does she even have any legit non bot ones lol there's probably almost none that are real people/not farmers/not bots.
She's living out of a dumpster and still manages to be in debt. She will be hand to mouth at the age of 50 at this rate and we can't wait to see it.>>197591
Only Loony thinks that her dusty edits are in competition to anyone, or that she has followers.
She's screwed now, all she wants to do is rob cradles. She would never realize she's below average and settle with a rich dork. She always
has to have the ~young prince~ everyone wants.
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Lori: Like my stuff homies otherwise you're literally hate criming a sex worker
Also Lori: shares this
Exactly. Lori never had a chance with anyone near money or sense. Delusion to think she'd be with someone good looking, too. If she ever had a chance, we'd have seen it.
She has done nothing but cycled through bottom of the pile leftover, broke, untalented men that nobody else would touch.
Kevvy was one of them, a mormon accident found when on the prowl and desperate for someone to who she could manipulate to pay for her.
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In other news Lori is absolutely tanking. Nobody wanting her hag asshole on V-Day hurt her feelings so she hasn't been online. Imagine your own "fiance" doing nothing for you AND you get no business for your porn either despite "working so hard" to advertise. Looks like you got no homies and no simps. Looking forward to the 3-4 pity likes that she'll beg for after I post this to prove that she does have customers. Kek. Every day she gets new clothes and shoes, opening up boxes of what's essentially burnt money and washing the rest down the drain before begging for ramen money. How many thousands have been wasted now just in the last 5 months? Likely more than the 4k required for the ferrets is what I'd guess. Good thing it all went to tacky landfill fodder you can't resell or donate anywhere even. Good call. Not like the disgusting bitch ever let's go of anything. She's a pretty princess hoarder to make up for her super sad poor abused baby childhood (my ass).
Your most solid financial option at this moment is to jump ship and get a fucking job, you pig. Work at an old lady store like Michaels or JoAnns and complain about your back so you get less physical labor. Be a spa receptionist, literally anything. There's so many jobs for lazy people that allow you to stand or sit on your ass doing nothing but mindless crap all day. And you can keep your Kiss press ons! I know she would never make a smart decision like that though so I look forward to the homeless homeless food pantryoni arc.
This matches her previous relationships according to posts, where she looks for the next easy target as things fall apart with the current.>>197658
Tinfoil here but I think the few consistent likes were Kevin himself. From the pattern on Reddit, Kevin and Lori used alts to like their posts.
>How many thousands have been wasted
All of her stuff adds up to a few dollars and probably come from aliexpress. Wouldn't be surprised if she's selling some of the used-only-indoor items that were bought with afterpay, like shoes or boots. I think it would take at least a few years to reach thousands, but she's actually a lot further in debts.
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Here's little derail nonnies, but I was reading this article in The Cut published today about the current shift in fashion trends and this little snippet just reminded me of our favorite cuck whose still in denial about how outdated their asses are. Its a chuckle.
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She can't even convince men to buy her shit. What makes her think that women are going to fall for her "women support women" bullshit?
nta but you're forgetting that she doesn't stay married to anyone long and was married early multiple times. Even poor nerds without money dumped her.
A few brain cells wouldn't save her then, and she has even less now.>>197782
It's funny she says this while never supporting anyone, male or female. Even Kevin would make more money than her from men on OF at this rate.
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The anon who says all the simps she has are troons is so right. The only people willing to have her name attached to them is these sex pests. They probably think she's stealth when really she's just an ugly woman LOL.
I thought I saw a wedding photo where her hair was dark and natural, wonder if she was still legally married to Louis and that's why it ended.>>197817
Birds of a feather. These are the only homies that follow because she will never have female friends.
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More ugly ass pedo pandering outfits. Cope harder you're not a teen anymore, you're about to be 40 pretty soon with nothing to your name and no friends. Your blown out scratcher tattoos give away your age btw. Might want to just start editing them out. They date you 30 years
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Came here to say this. She's already being a cunt. She made it sound like she wants people to make content or Collab, then she just tells them to make their fans subscribe to her first. She puts herself as the greedy whore she is immediately. Also kek at the tell your sexy lady friends aka don't forward this to any uggo of your kind.
Oh lori, your bikinis arent the problem. Also shed absolutely seethe at hanging out with another bikini 10-15 years younger than her>>197837
Kek of course. She doesnt really want homies, she just wants others to promote her lazy neon pedo porn for her
Lol exactly. And a couple of days ago she posted the "tip your sex worker friends today just cuz" status which seems pretty pointed to this new group of "friends" she has now. Pathetic.
She should move into a shared apartment with other tranny OnlyFans losers like this and ditch Kevin lol.
What an entitled bitch, openly asking for free shares to other trannys, kek.>>197850
This. She was already mentally discriminating against them for her to say something like that out of nowhere.
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Kek keep running Lori your life and mental problems will always find a way to get worse. You can try ignoring everything but it's all just going to come crashing down sooner or later
Trying to act like she has a busy life outside and places to go, kek.>>197926
They have meth faces without filters. There's no way they look that sunken without drugs involved.
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Lorena posted this on her Instagram stories lol
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Lol she's crazy. The reason she has no reach is because she drove everyone away by being a terrible person. Likes are "hater energy" lol some girl named Kara gave her a like anyway.
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The toes + roots and cheap costume we've seen a million times kek, too broke for your Walmart bleach bucket Looni? Go beg for burgie money and make a new GFM maybe then you can fix your brittle straw you call hair and your ghetto ass press ons.
the cow costume + toes out of the fishnets is her signaling she is aware she has a lolcow thread
not sure why she does this as it just makes her look special needs, not cool and edgy getting one over on the haydurs
Lori looks like she had more than one "burgie" already.>>198087
Signaling and proving how sad she is. Having a thread here is something to be ashamed of imo. She makes a joke out of herself with outfits like this and probably doesnt realize how degrading she is to herself.
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"Cosplay is on hold" aka the hag left him no space to do anything and refuses compromise to let him do what he wants
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You're right, but Facebook isn't the issue. The issue is Lori. Nobody wants her lazy shit. She's had this Reddit account for a full year and has never, not once, had a successful post in any of these thot communities.
It really is sad seeing her degrade herself all over the internet for pennies but here we are.
Gotta train to get rid of his muffin top!>>198116
0 likes even with her and Kevvy liking their own posts.
The problem with Reddit is she's posting her potato quality photos in a list of younger hotter girls with better style. The people browsing those threads already saw hot young women with giant bobs and then they see Lori with her flat body, no curves and weird outfits whose pictures are clearly blown out. You get no real skin texture or anything, it's all very artificial and manufactured looking. There's nothing there for anyone to stop on. Even uglier girls get more attention because their photos are realistic and show the actual body and skin.
And yes they have multiple accounts to upvote themselves, especially when she falls into the negatives. Its amazing that shes so stubborn she's still wasting time on this.
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hiding the gut+ that awful blur making her fingers disappear KEK any man that is attracted to this CGI nightmare deserves to die alone with erectile dysfunction
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Where to even begin, the blur, the fact her crispy hair doesn't match her extensions.. the eyes.. gives me pic related vibes
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It's totally not cause you're lazy and a moocher
You can suck in your fat and do all kinds of distorted poses to hide your fat Lori, but it'll forever show up in your poof face and fat upper arms kek.
Watch her take pics hiding her upper arms now
She's behind other people her age, but she's also wildly successful and rich and doesn't need a normie job because she is fine to just do OnlyFans
you've posted both, which is it Lori?
People overcome trauma all the time and go on to lead wonderful productive lives. If you recognize you've been effected by a negative life experience and choose to use it as an excuse to do nothing for yourself, then the problem is you not the trauma. Lori will blame anything and anyone but never herself.
Share this post to a woman whose survived abuse and then went on to write a self help book, or a person who was previously suicidal and now has a doctorate and councils at risk teens. See what they have to say about the "I'm traumatized so it's an excuse to be a lazy asshole" card. Or even just the person who had a bad childhood and now has a degree, family, property etc.. people move on. If she's so traumatized she's admitting with this post she's to dumb to not let it ruin her life.
Of course it's all bs, a different repost everyday with more excuses about why she fails in life when she never even tries.
She made claims about her family many years ago but there's no receipts so it can only be a tinfoil. Whatever shes referring to she probably has no trauma she couldnt work past, but there is a chance she had something in her childhood. It's never been explained the real reason she's estranged from her family. People dont just seperate from their family for no reason. I know people say her brother, but that's not a reason not to see or talk to your parents. Still tinfoiling but why haven't they reached out to help her? She's no Daddy's girl, that's for sure.
She needs to pick her ass up and stop making sad excuses for living like shit tho.
Her ex Scott mentions in the breakup manifesto >>24606
that Lori claimed her home life and mother was toxic
.>”So things eventually get to the point where she moves back in with her parents. From what she's told me, that household never really was stable, and I believed her. I'd never been there, so how could I question it?”>”So while she was at home, all she could talk about was how batshit insane her mother was and that things hadn't gotten any better from when she was kicked out of the house.”
She could just be using it as an excuse to get people to care for her and play victim
That thread was a fun trip down memory lane.
Lori's body looks way, way fucking better now, holy shit. I will give her that.
But at the same time - I really can't believe the degree to which she photoshops the ever-loving shit out of her face. Come on, Lori, with the "people say this isn't my face but who's fucking face is it?"
It is NOT your face. I never realized just how much she shooped until now.
>>198267>batshit insane>super religious>kicked out of the house
Something smells there. So her "crazy" super religious mother kicked her out at a young age? Hard to believe it was for no reason. But she let the druggie brother stay? I know sometimes people have weird circumstances but that makes no sense. If her mother kicked her out it was probably for something serious and not just because she was religiousor strict. Saying her mother is crazy but giving no real explanation to someone she was close to back than like Scott sounds like more of Lori's bs to get what she wants. I'm sure the sob story worked on people's parents and she got free roof and food and freedom from her "crazy" mother to do whatever she wanted. She's a known liar so who knows. Of course she would paint herself a victim
A totally different face. It's insane. She looks nothing like her edits.
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-Alyssa Edwards voice- BACK ROLLS!?
Every week a new excuse for her failure and non-starter of a life.>>198267>>198280
Her stories are always the same. She always claims she's a victim
of something even though she leaves a body count and people who want nothing to do with her wherever she goes.
It is quite obvious nothing has changed and she'll be 50 before we know it, still stealing money and free boarding from people. The question is who is next.
at this point I'm convinced she's purposely not editing her back rolls to push the narrative she 'doesn't edit uwu' but photoshops the living shit out of EVERYTHING BUT her backrolls.
For example… Her backrolls are kind of the focal point here. With the lightning and where the cam is even aimed.
She does that sometimes. Edits everything but one ''''flaw'''' to prove to the haters she doesn't edit.
she dated a no hormone FTM that called itself Ender for awhile. in fact she used Ender recently to retweet her onlyfans lmao
she also cheated on Ender with Ender's own brother
She only "dated" Ender because she had done all the versions of Mamororu she wanted to and needed another Seiya after Kelly was no longer friends with her. >>198315
Pretty sure I remember Kelly being around while she was married to Louis because I remember all 3 of them being together at some con one year.
If Kevvy is anything to go by, this makes too much sense.>>198360
We've seen that she will lash out at anyone who disagrees with her and doesn't give her money. Especially if it's whoever is providing.
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"I have some old cheat codes but a lot of what you see is me learning new tricks."
Get a real job, Kevin. You're 28 years old.
I wonder if Kevin is scares parents at the skate park by loitering during normal work hours as a single, childless adult man who dresses up like a cartoon character.
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~no edit no filter woke up like dis~
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Here's a collection of comments that haven't been posted I don't think: complaint about the cheeks, Lori is going to start selling her socks, confusion on Lori's gender, and someone asked if she uses her chest hole as a food bowl. Lori always goes weeks between replying to people on Instagram and then she'll catch up on comments across several posts. She really is so lazy.
Lol I didn't even realize that at first but you're right. That's hilarious.
Also she mentions eating anything she wants and her weight staying stable which seems like a rebuttal to all the farmers noticing her getting bigger.
I thought this too but if she was the only one who was estranged it does say something about her as an adult. She was the one who claimed they threw her out so that implies her not being close to her family wasnt by choice. Looks like the entire family is dysfunctional.
Still no excuse for being a lifer in the asshole department. Especially since she's aware enough to claim trauma and post about it.
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Where's the armpit you shooped it out of this plane… Also kek at 'egirl' Lorena, you're middle aged. Accept the fact you're just a middle aged woman playing dress up for troons and pedos.
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This looks like a loose fitting diaper on her chest. Why did she get this? Maybe they sent it for free.
Her poor attempt to hide the lunch lady arms kek cope harder Lorena>>198600
Was this ever confirmed? It could have been another sob story she made up to get people on her side
Not buying it. Shart wasn't molested and she roleplays being raped as a baby. No proof of it or anything even hinting at Lori having been molested. Her "trauma" is likely jut living with family that uses drugs and hates gays and lesbians.>>198610
Built like a literal man. Looks like Kevin stole her weave and clothes KEK.
I dont think it was ever confirmed, but how could it be? I think it's just another story she told back in the day. Apparently she said it to quite a few people, supposedly the Mother knew which family member did it and threw her out to cover it up. No proof but it could explain why she's in a constant state of regression but she's cunning enough to use people, so it's unlikely. Most likley they are just all problematic
and her relationship and life trajectory is a result of shitty upbringing and poor life choices.
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Pic rel is why Kev got a job, so he can pay to hang out with his own fiancee KEK(hi cow)
On the GFM page he literally said he can't
have a job because he needs to take care of Lori and the ferrets
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This sticker she used to cover herself looks like a fart cloud coming out of her ass.
Foot fetishists don't like this sort of shit. They like paying for girls whose feet don't remind them of gross Gollum finger with hair and crust between the toes. Usually they'll request pedicures and well-manicured painted nails, sometimes specific shoes to show off the 'elegance' of a well-shaped foot.
Lori's feet are not sellable, even if she tried to 'pander' to a community that has pretty high tastes, but I guess she thinks foot fetishists are bottom-feeding neckbeard scum, not people who have tons of expendable income ready to throw away. Her toes are long, wonky and misshapen, her nails are chipped and uneven, and there's visible callouses, dead skin and other gross nasties from someone who doesn't put any care into their work and thinks it's "good enough" (sound familiar? Oh yeah, that's her entire 'modelling career').
Reference: Used to make bank selling feet pics for a while, got to know a lot of the insider info. If Lori starts painting her toenails and wearing things like kitten heels and sandals then it's confirmed she lurks, because she's never bothered painting her toenails before.
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She's doing the stupid peace pose so she can say it's a Marin cosplay. Predictable. Now for the next two years this hag is gonna wear cheap school uniforms, black bikinis and the same shit lingerie to pretend she's Marin irl. Please, please, please Lori go as Marin to the next big convention in your area. Line up with all the teenagers cosplaying her so we can see how irl Marin you are.
She must be very wrinkly and veiny on her feet and skin to be erasing all of it and recoloring skin on top of it all.
Her size 10 manfeet and their misshapen poses are abhorrent. The fact that she can't even afford a pedicure shows she's once again barking up the wrong tree.
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someone called out Claire Max for being one of Lori's flying monkeys
like attracts like
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Learn to cook and get a job.
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Short vid of her walking in her hooker boots. Looks like Abuela is struggling in them
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what is this thing? did they finally leave the bed out?
i feel like we can literally dissect all the shit in the background of all her pics.
also insane that she literally has no other backdrop except for this sad 50 square foot of living space
>>198820>we can literally dissect all the shit in the background of all her pics.
She rotates the same worn out costumes and props, and the plushy piles with rugs and rags to hide clutter keep growing.
She's so broke she can't even afford any basics, not even a bed.
>>198760>to a community that has pretty high tastes, but I guess she thinks foot fetishists are bottom-feeding neckbeard scum, not people who have tons of expendable income ready to throw away
Let's be real, all sex buyers and fetishists are bottomfeeding scum, foot fetishists are not some elite breed of respectable humans with high standards and taste like you present here kek
The main problem with Lori's content is it either looks comedic or like someone is coercing someone with learning difficulties to do sex work, not sure either is what most sex buyers are after
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Okay what the fuck. Did she make her toe look like the tip of a penis on purpose? Is she trying to trick people into thinking she's a tranny?
And yet again, 0 upvotes because nobody on Reddit is interested.
>>198786>who is that
Exactly, no one knows who the fuck she is>flying monkeys
Lori has no flying monkeys. Anyone who is involved with her is only in it for themselves. Flying monkeys want to stay in the good grace of the narc. None of these people are close to her like that. Bet they would drop her in second if it benefited them.
I saw both of them at anime banzai in 2018 or 19, I can't remember the last time I went. They were sitting on the floor talking to a girl in a spice and wolf cosplay. I was waiting for someone in the bathroom but I overheard Kevin saying "yeah we fight sometimes but people make it seem like it's much worse than it is" or something similar.
That always stuck with me lol. They looked fine but very different face shapes from their pics.
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So she's Marin in the black bikini until she puts this cheap ugly dominatrix outfit and blow up devil horns on? She has no cohesiveness to her choices. You can tell she just puts any random shit together she can get her hands on. The quality of the items in this pic are Halloween store throw aways that most people wouldnt even wear to a Halloween party. This is some sad shit.
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Lori is 36 years old, capable of working a real job, and still begging for food money.
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boohoo poor Lori lol
Your wrong. It's not just a cute picture of a cat. It was long speculated that chinese food in america was made with cats from back alleys. The picture indicates the same type of cooking utensils, vegetables and spices used in asian cuisine.
It's not just a cute picture of a cat. You just dont know what your looking at. I'm not reading into anything although, Looni is stupid and may have also thought it was a "cute picture of a cat" but it's not. It's an insult to chinese Americans, known or unknown to the poster.
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I haven't seen this posted before, this is probably from 2013. Honestly, it's kinda sad how it seems sometime ago he was a normal emo otaku boy with dreams, now he's just abuella's plaything
He writes like a 6 year old, the parts with "big words" are from a template. We already saw he can't spell now and seems he couldn't back then, either.>>199082
Not a chance if this was written when he was 19, kek.
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Amazing work Kevin you're such a smart guy
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How is he a real person?
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Found on the other farms.
Kevy's big mad that shit post accounts have more followers than him.
Funny how he immediately proved >>199154
right with this absolutely ingenious "hack."
Wow do we have to pay 4.99 for this sage advice/hack? >>199078
That is so sad. All of his hopes and dreams thrown out the window for a lego vag harpy. She broke his computer before, cheated, cut up his clothing, posts vague status about wanting to leave him, blocks him on IG constantly. Flirts with men for pennies behind Kevin’s back. We know he’s not happy about this, remember when he got upset lori joined herself into some lewd groups that he wasn’t in? I can’t wait for the milk when they break up.
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Someone posted fan art of Lori, which she retweeted lmao. Not even close (forgot to spoiler image, sry)
I lurked on this and on a separate post she called Lori her 'amazing friend' so my bet is that this is a mixture of Lori asking for it, The artist thinking Lori's numbers are real and wanted to use her for clout, and this just being a piece the artist was already making and decided to try and claim it was Lori (Just like how Lori claims her random garbage shoots are 'cosplay')
All she draws is degen shit and then whines when people point out that it's just porn so they really are birds of a feather
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is that anon who paid for her shit still around? looks like Lori finally dropped a more nude set, or so she claims. is this the start of her slippery slope into real porn? how long til she is riding dildos on cam just like Momokun?
Agreed, makes me think she didnt draw it for Lori but had it and said it was her because she saw wings, elf ears and pink hair in Lori's posts. It's ugly regardless.>>199280
I can almost garuntee the lower Lori's likes drop the lower she'll sink. >>199285
is right about no engagement on the subreddits and her IG likes are at an all time low.
So much for model/influencer. I guess she wanted that sex worker title so bad she's willing to totally debase herself.
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she has the face of a mole rat…..very fitting.
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Dropped my pic, my bad.
This is just so ugly - like not even in a trashy ‘Penthouse’ style, just in general an ugly photo. The pose, hair, makeup, expression, framing - it’s all just . . . bad.>>199300
I was gonna make a joke - but it’s legit sounding like Lori shoo’s Kevin out of the apartment - guess it’s less awkward to go mope on the roof.
Better than standing in the kitchen while Lori practically shoves the phone into her vag now for less than pennies.
Sage for nitpick but everything physical about this photo is just terrible. She could put in minimal effort and take better photos for her sets. The makeup/ expression/ everything is just bad. Not to mention is that Kevin’s pink hoodie she cut up that he used to love? He got kicked out to the roof to “think” while she’s posting naked photos behind his back. Even if they went up there together it’s still sad that they don’t do much together beyond that. >>199299
agree with this nonnita, it seems like the end is coming for whatever “career” she had. They’ll have to get another con going to make money soon because her selling porn isn’t cutting it for them financially. Her modeling just gets worse and worse as she ages and the filtering doesn’t help. Can we get a break up saga already? How are these two narcs living in a small apartment and not fighting 24/7?
There is no way anyone thinks this passes. Tinfoil but abuela needs some reading glasses. She overdoes edits with the melted eyeball enlargers, smoothing and recoloring skin to hide wrinkles and shadows on her deformed body. Coomers scrolling past think it's a troon because the tells are in how little you can see clearly, other than the massive gag inducing manfeet.>>199299
They've worked every grift, killed every animal, used up every excuse they've seen others do. They will probably rotate back a GFM again because they're still busy being tards consooming garbage and buying bot followers. The breakup arc would truly begin when Kevin's parents stop supporting him.>>199307
Interesting that she thought she's above it but can't even make a dime, kek.
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Kek, this ho bag admits shes a slut.
Nice fiancee you got there Kevin you cuck.
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Cope more Kev.
Just digging that hole deeper and deeper the more he cusses out cosplayers, and for simply enjoying the hobby. Never understood why he chooses to blame others (the industry? Kek) for his own failure - then pulls the “i’m an adult now” card.
Man child claiming his own hobby is childish. Hilarious.
>>199384>no storefront>no samples>no purchase information>no branding>no space to craft
Does he even have equipment like a good sewing machine?
Why would people buy something from someone when they dont know you have it for sale? Telling people in a few posts you make or sell cosplay isnt enough. Who even saw it that wanted to buy cosplay let alone from Kevin. Being good means nothing and with China as competion selling decent cosplay at rock bottom price you need to bust your ass to sell cosplay. And you can't say "people want custom made" because cosplay is huge now and there are all kinds of buyers. Hell back in the day I use to offload my used cosplay on ebay, he hasnt even put anything any place someone could buy it and build any real reputation.
What a self entitled little tantrum. Even Looni knew to put her garbage up on etsy. Why does this guy think he's so talented but something is blocking him from being successful when lazy and stupid are his only problem.
If he's talking about just cosplaying himself and not just commissions that's sad. You dont need anyone to support you to participate in your hobby, you just do it.
He wasn't good at cosplay. I hope the retarded Kevin thirsting nonitas who keep frequenting this thread realize that they're inflating his ego and that's why he made a post like this. The dude was always a loser and a creep. Stop fucking acting like he's a victim
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"content isn't available"
What is he talking about here?
Which is it, Kev? You have a spergfest about how you're going to do what you love without worrying about the hat0rz, then have an absolute bitchfit about not doing cosplay that you love more than anything because people don't pay you for it? I thought it wasn't all about the likes, buddy.
Rants about how he can't spend money on a hobby because he has bigger bills but then proceeds to buy guapi garbage and animu skateboards he can't even properly use. Grow up, Kevin.
What a petulant child he is. So glad he and Lori found each other so they can't impose themselves on anyone else. Absolutely made for each other IRL soulmates.
The last part about their apartment was an unintentional dig at their own place. He can’t craft at his place, not because it’s “nice” but because he has no fucking room. Finally she showed where her pc is, right across the room from Kevin’s >>198802
they are cramped in that studio because they don’t know how to utilize their space. Especially not using their windows to make the space seem bigger.
I noticed her pc cramped in that tiny corner too. Her stuff takes up most of the room. Its pathetic he thinks a nice place is working on his boards in the kitchen because there isnt any place to go.
I bet she never goes out, despite her shoving him up to "his roof". They must feel so suffocated in there.
“Literally all these crafters” where.
The only ones possibly making hundreds of thousands of dollars are Jessica Nigri and Yaya Han and it’s doubtful that they’re making that much a month. Maybe in a year. Most crafters have a day job or sell lewds to finance their hobby, they’re not making money because of it.
Where did he get this fantasy world idea of how the world works? Even if he had tried to do commissions, he sure as hell wouldn’t be making hundreds of thousands of dollars in a year, let alone a month.
>>199384>crying because people don't want tard-tier commissions from an unestablished nobody>blames being unsuccessful on other cosplay men existing>wastes money he doesn't have on shit to look like a skater but can't skate>equates likes to success>cosplaying is a hobby but is stress because he sucks at it>kicked out of his own tiny one room apt by lori so she can shoot nudes
He's such a whiny bitch. The cope of it all.>>199396
Tinfoiling those posts were Kevvy himself. They were always consistent in what they said, and sometimes dropped something about him that wasn't posted before.>>199407
It's obvious they are always spying at more successful people all day. Because they're both retarded they can't figure out why other people aren't begging for ramenbux like they are.
He's basically pissing up into his eyes screaming about how nobody cares cause he didn't get insta famous for his foam crafts, am I reading that right? Fat scroll of cope with a twist of seething. Work harder then and focus on your
craft instead of selling your Harpie's nudes for literal change. Maybe if you committed to something aside from the leech hag you would have a life and something to be proud of. You chose your fate though, now lie in your bed. Have fun never getting to that point again, never being featured or hired for anything, never travelling for cons again, making friends through cons, all of it. Lori has squandered your creativity and drive and put you in a smaller space depriving you of what makes you happy just so she can poof her face and go "HAHA HATERZ IM IN A LUXURY APARTMENT MOOMOOS" Was it worth it, Kevvy? Aren't you just in love with your life and home? I wonder what he will do when he drops skating again. Will he just sit out on the roof or curb and wait while she fucks herself for random men? Kek. What a fucking nightmare life.
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Oh, is that why no one showed any interest in commissions, Kevin? There were a few comments for your DiTF stuff way back where people showed interest in commission, but your darling Lori smacked them away. Very supportive.
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He’s an idiot. Deep down he must know, but he’s terrified to act on it because it means admitting what a jackass he’s been.
There were many pics of the air mattress from before, it had a huge dip sinking in the middle.
Now they seem to put it in the bathroom or along the window when she's taking photos.>>199462
His cosplay never went beyond beginner level. Like Loony and her shoops, his stuff didn't stack up in details, durability or craftmanship.
not sure why feels entitled to the money from niche buyers who can easily find professional makers who are reliable and not retarded.
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Kevin posted some clips of him failing to land skate tricks and this is his caption. It seriously cracks me up how he wants people to pay for tutorials on shit he can't even do. If he had presented this as "old man relearns old skate tricks" it might be interesting to watch his progress but he started out with the "subscribe to my patreon" and doesn't even know what he's doing. Why would he think that would be successful?
>I stuck a few off cam
Sure you did.
he’s not even hiding the fact that he’s directly responding to what is posted on here. he might as well just come on here himself post. >>199524
literally nobody cares about your mediocre skating. no skill no style. might as well be watching some 13 yr old kid post skate clips. he thinks he can monopolize the anime skate niche when there’s actually cosplayers and and anime fan skaters that are far more established and interesting and skilled.
what a sad existence literally being shoved into a corner of some tiny studio apartment with nothing going on no goals no nothing. while his “fiancé” posts equally subpar content on of with zero engagement. is there a way to see subs on of like patreon?
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Everytime he falls over in the vid he makes these pained middle-age noises, kek. I also noticed he has this autistic habit of sticking his tongue out while doing tricks. It makes for the most hilarious screengrabs. Pic rel.
Legit looks like a tard here
Do the kids at the park entertain Kev and say his tricks are "cool" because they think he's special needs?
I've said it before and I'll say it again: no matter how nasty, retarded, manipulative and horse faced ol' Lori is, I still
think even she could do better than kev.
And that's no compliment to Lori, I seriously think any woman could do better than him lmao
100% agree. this man doesn't have a job, is balding and an idiot. he can't even make Lori's zero two horns anymore because they have no place to craft
so of what use is he. Lori just find someone else and have him kick Kevin's ass and eject him from the apartment. I'm dying for homeless Kevin saga
That may be the saddest part of all of this: they’d still be better of apart.
Mommy and daddy would welcome Kev home with open arms, for all we know. I think they skipped town, but they seem financially sound. They had a garage apartment Lori stayed in.
Lori, despite whining about being kicked out of her childhood home, apparently lived with her parents for a time before moving to Salt Lake with Kevin. Both have safety nets. Miserable ones, but they’re miserable now anyways.
No she couldnt. None of her relationships ever lasted and no one else ever wanted her long term. >>199621
She lived in Washington befor Utah. She hasnt lived in NY for years. She has no real relationship with her parents and she wasnt "kicked out", that's just bs she told people after she ran off after her first marriage.
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Kevin landed a skate trick again. Pic on left is his caption before the edit. Pic on right is his edited caption plus some comments. Shoutout to the benis for filming Kev.
Does she realize her conscience shares things like this as a form of admission? Like, we all know she thinks she's the victim
and has never done anything wrong, only "reacted" to what happened to her, but she's continually sharing these posts that detail exactly how she preys on other people's kindness and insecurities. It feels like an unconscious admission of guilt she will never recognize. Probably cause she's a violent narc but also cause she's really fucking stupid.
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Oh ffs Kevin, none of your teenage skate buddies want to see this, much less pay for it.
>>199778>uncrumple your panties
It's current year
and you think people will gasp at your "fiancée" doing porn on OF? Your Mormon upbringing is showing. Twitch thottery isn't even risqué anymore. American culture online is so past that. Also way to out that coomers could get more out of a twitch streamer than Lori's porn. Excellent ad, Kev. Are you trying
to fuck her over?
He probably is - though unintentionally. But sometimes his adverts for her read like jealous/ paranoid projection.
If she ever did succeed (which is an impossible fever dream) as an e-whore - she’d dump his ass quick. Then where’d he get his manic ana-chan uwu animu gf fix?
Her picture quality is beyond bad. I'd deem this picture unusable let for an advertisement. I'll never get why with all the countless pictures out there that are such high quality of actual hot young women they use these potato quality edits to promote and think it will get them subs. This picture is so bad it would deter me from subing because I wouldnt waste my money. Even a 1980 porn rag has better quality.
They never learn and wtf? Unbunch your panties? Anyone looking for porn doesnt have bunched panties. What a looser Kevin is.
Sounds like they moved from blocking on Instagram to blocking on facebook and kicking him out to the roof or skate park.>>199795
What's also retarded is him thinking his audience somehow would give a fuck about an ugly nobody catfishing.
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It's really depressing a grown woman can't post a photo without editing out normal skin creasing where limbs move. I know she does it cause it makes her look heavier if she doesn't edit it, but those thighs and upper arms show what she tried to hide with the clone tool down there. Doesn't make sense. You can't keep editing your body 20 years younger forever, with the amount of shit you have to hide Lori you're better off just going full V-thot and hiding behind a 3D model. I can't imagine she would be famous but she would at least be a little more successful if she didn't edit herself into an abomination, right? There's got to be a market for human looking 25-35 year old women. I refuse to believe that Photoshop abominations only make money.
Sounds like a new way for calendar anons to start tracking! Kevin pretending he needs to skate or go outside is a massive cope.>>200170
One boob going in a different direction than the other, legs and arms different sizes from each other, retarded face to hide how sunken and old she is. Hope we soon get candids. She must be crusty as all hell to be hiding this much.
Don't forget the heavily warped bikini ties hiding her love handles and the hard divots on her thigh where she pulled them in. Kek. Skelly queen is dead, flab-chan is back. She probably eats to cope in between her "exercise" doggy paddles and sitting on her ass flailing in water
and that's why she's ballooning. Eating processed fried crap and sleeping all day. >>200190
Yup. She's been food insecure before so she likely is. Plus Kev exercises so he will naturally be smaller than Lori. She's going to snap once he's skinny and she's fat.
I believe she's taking all of Kevin's food, just look at him. He's a ghoul now.
Meanwhile she's blowing up, people with manfeet like her are built to get huge at that age anyway.
she would 100% be more successful, there are literal eldery women creating only fans content, super fatties get paid to eat, she could even go full Peggy Hill and use her giant stompers to make foot fetish content.
the sky is the limit if you are going to be a whore and yeah maybe she wouldn't ever be really successful, but she could make more money for sure if she at least uploaded higher quality unedited pics and videos.
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you guys come on already, Kevin looks gross and haggard but he is far from skinny. he's put on weight just as Lori has. look how wide he is in this pic
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nice warping there lori. Another example out of millions where you badly try to shoop out how fat you are. This time, it's to make your head and shoulders smaller and who knows what else.
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C'mon now. Get some standards.
Um you need glasses. Or maybe you just have bad taste. Kevin looks like some kids Dad is trying to relive his glory days. >>200199
A blurry warped mess as usual. Nice catch nonnie
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The waist warp on this is hilarious. She's not even trying. The sink and counter warp inward and her hair randomly bends inward right at the waist. The hog is so lazy she uses auto sliders instead of trying to pass it as real. Lori is truly a dollar store bargain bin e-girl. Radiates chain smoking welfare hag energy.
Your not seeing her actual body, she's edited to the max. Look back at her frumpy con pics as 02 that are unedited or pics like this from years ago. >>195936
She's an average dough mess for 37 with no kids she kinda looks like shit.
Nta but its almost like a mid 30s woman looks her age sans the meitu kek
The nitpicking has been stale for so long. Are we allowed to talk about shitty things she does as opposed to pretending that women nearing middle age are supposed to look like anime characters forever.
the pooch —! how is even her hair extensions ffrrriiiiedddd af?>>200259
i want to agree but tbh hard to say what her body really looks like with a this shooping. i agree that she should just accept her age and the way she probably looks irl without trying to shoop herself into adolescence. >>200271
we wouldn’t be nitpicking if she actually just accepted her age but the fact that she’s almost 40 and trying to pass herself off as an uwu 18 yr old animu bb is just super sad.
i’ve seen kevin mention sobriety after addiction, does anyone know what he used to be addicted to? …cuz it kinda looks like he’s still using tbh. he’s super haggard and gaunt.
Even trying to see through the filters, she looks fine for her age. But that’s not saying much. Go to any gym, or any climbing wall, yoga studio, etc, etc. You’ll see fit, mature women who look better than her filtered version, even. She has such a warped view of the world. Shes less fit than many women her age that have careers and/or kids, but she chooses to just compare herself to con nerds and SLC Mormon moms.
What shitty behavior? No one can stand to be anywhere near her anymore, other than Kevin. This thread would be dead if not for her and Kevin’s cringy refusal to accept the aging process.
She looks a bit older than her age probably due to smoking. There is something going with her mouth which causes her to keep doing that facial expression, maybe to hide smoker's mouth and nasolabials.
She got so many other defects that she tries to hide which brings the keks. Most women her age have health and dental care, and take care of their skin and hair. She eats garbage, her skin is dehydrated, she's bald without the cheap extensions and has missing teeth.
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Why did she think this looks good?
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Lol I love how every cow pretends like people ask for their content. I'm sure everyone asked you to post this outfit, Kev. I wonder if Lori will cut up this hoodie into a shitty crop top like she did to his favorite pink hoodie.
Well now that we saw how hagard he is >>199555
he has to try and prove us wrong ala shitty edits Looni style.
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Give it another couple of years and she'll have evolved into her final form, the dreaded AI generation artefact "side demon"
Just realized his neck here and Lori's here >>200312
have some distortion happening around the chin area too.
Kek they're such speds, him skating with his tongue out and Loony's granny duckface are a perfect match.
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If anyone needed definitive proof Lori is fat this was 30 lbs and two years ago. KEK
>>200506>no curves, not even pear shaped
That's almost half a decade ago and we can tell that she's bigger now whenever the filters are failing. She must have had the slimming functions on the app maxed out for years.
So much for being the skinny and smol loli uwu she claims to be. She really is just like moo, kek.
“Can’t skate in them cuz I can’t skate”
Fixed it for you Kev
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She’s getting the classic Moo donkey Kong thighs
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This was a good find from the other farms. She pretends like she has a cute round little butt but she just has a long back. Sad.
Sometimes pics like these on Facebook show up that didn't before. I just went looking and found a video of Anime Expo where Lori is a highlighter pink haired Zero Two on a motorcycle for a few seconds. I don't remember seeing this video. It isn't as funny as the one where her and Kev are doing "the pose" but you can still see her actual face shape in this video.https://facebook.com/groups/animeexpo/permalink/10162126946815096/
I am so confused by her proportions in this photo kek
Her crotch and ass is almost at her fucking knees???? Lollll
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I'm struggling to believe she's hard for food money or necessities
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Lori is in anime groups desperately trying to convince ppl that she looks like any of these characters. I'm embarrassed for her.
There’s so much wrong with this. Once again switching from flexing how luxurious her life is to barely making it day by day.
Also, is she really trying to equate cramming her massive clown feet into her tacky shoes, posing in unnatural positions to feature her chest cavity and uneven neon pink press on nails while putting fart cloud stickers over her blown out stained butthole, puffing out her jowls and trying to clench her Lego hand vag lips together so she can spend her days filtering the shit out of it to make her look like a blurry shooped blob to someone actually busting ass at their job all week?
Kev, it might be time to take Gramma Lori to the old folks home. At least she’ll be among her peers.
I might be in the minority, but I like my job. It might also partially be that, being in my late 30’s, I’ve reached the stage in my career where I wouldn’t consider taking a job without PTO and other benefits, so I can sit on my ass or indulge in my hobbies without worrying about paying the rent on a charmless shoebox apartment.
But in Lori’s defense, you can’t miss what you’ve never had, eh?