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No. 550238
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/528129Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocalypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 550246
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Creighton? More like cretin, am I right, ladies?
No. 550321
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Wow, I'm pleasantly surprised to see my husbando up there along with Kidd and Ace. They're so cute in bunny suits. Law looks so embarrassed it's adorable, I love it.
No. 550325
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>>550317I am actually starting to like the idea of Husbando Tournament and was thinking in which way happen and then I remembered this thread >>2182848
What if we just put our husbandos into Hunger Games and see how they manage it?
No. 550327
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>>547306 here. I'm playing MGS and all I can say is I sincerely want to fuck Otacon's brains out. The way he adjusts his glasses like an anime character, the way he pees himself when he's scared, his nasally voice, the way he inserts his weebshit interests into everything just makes me want him on a primal level. When he says perverse things about Meryl it just makes me wanna rape him hard for being such a pervert, wouldn't mind if he said that about me though but punishment sex is a must.
Since he's into mecha, I'd love the thought of him trying to get me to cosplay in a fortified suit (look it up, it's from a mecha visual novel for additional context) but I flip it around on him and get him to wear it for me instead, the female version of course. Him whining about how it's too erotic and he can't be seen in something like this and how there's a suit for guys and it's much cooler… Fuck. Perverted nerdy slut
No. 550333
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>>550331Outside of the aforementioned shilling from
my BF, this cutie is the main reason I played it as well so I’m glad to know I’m not alone on that kek. I don’t know what it is that makes him so much cuter than the average submissive nerd. Also I need to sit on his face, I get the impression he’d be really into it, not even something I’m normally into either.
No. 550334
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I will host the husbando games.
Reply to this post with your husbando’s information, as follows
1. His name
2. A photo you’d like to represent him
I will compile them together tomorrow and run a simulation. Additional sims such as Walking Dead, Hell’s Kitchen, and Real Housewives can also be done if all goes well.
No. 550341
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>>550334fuck it. do him. i don't care if nonnas call him crusty and make fun of him. he will always be mah boah.
>Arthur Morgan from RDR2 No. 550350
>>549954Nona he's my guilty husbando holy shit. I try not to fixate too much on him because everyone screams
>HE'S A FUCKING SHOTA YOU SICKObut I see so many aged up Kierans being shy or tsun and
wowzers I love him so much he's precious.
No. 550354
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>>550352ayrt I had a few husbandos I would die for that I had as a wee lass. picrel holds a special place in my heart and was the first doggy boy I had ever seen. I might turn him into an OC husbando or just age him up more. He was so precious and means the world to me.
No. 550360
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>>550334>gojo satoru>>550359I’d join in if someone hosts
No. 550363
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>>550334I feel a little shy asking for my husbado to be included in this threads after school activities, mostly because I haven't posted about him much lately but whatever.
>EllisFrom L4D2, he doesn't have a canon surname so we'll have to keep it on first name basis kek, hope that's fine.
No. 550364
>>550359I would like to have one per thread to have time to "recharge".
>>550361A
nonny in the previous thread suggested a "shrine" doodle board.
>>530630 No. 550365
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>>550361Today was maid day but I was too wrapped up with Mother’s Day to notice. Cinco do mayo also passed. Shame.
No. 550366
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>>550355ayrt see, now I'm gonna have to do it since you make it sound so appetizing kek
>>550356Fair. But I think it's also a good thing to be paranoid about being mistaken for a hardcore shotafag, since it shows I still have my morals, I guess. Some husbandos I love purely because of how they're written or their overall design. Being though of as someone who only targets them because they're anime kids hurts.
No. 550369
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>infold: Write a card to your LI telling them how thankful you're to them.
>Me writing to my husbando:
No. 550370
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>>550364Kind of like a shrine like this? Spoilered for 3dpd
No. 550371
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Will your husbando wear t shirt, unbuttoned shirt or completely topless in summer beach or garden?
No. 550372
>>550368kek, it does sound kinda fun.
>>550365>Maid DayThat was two days ago, and I found out just yesterday lol
>Cinco de MayoThat's really only a thing in Puebla and, for some reason, the US.
No. 550377
>>550355I split mine into three people whom my attention convulates depending my mood.
>>550368I saved some beautiful Soviet posters in my recent museum visit. I like them.
>>550370KEK bombastic shrine weirldy I am hearing Meladze and Stas Mikhailov songs.
>>550371He would wear t shirt with cardigan in chilly summer, summer workshop uniform for gardening, house repairing, garage and basement engineering stuff, for hot summer he would wear like Steven here, I think.
No. 550378
>>550372>for some reason, the USWe have a lot of Mexicans. And we love an excuse to drink and drive low riders.
>>550371He’s a slut so definitely topless.
No. 550380
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>>550341seconding. who tf is calling him crusty i'm ready to throw hands
No. 550385
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>>550371From times I can recall, its topless 3-1 in official stuff, pic related was from a gacha collab event.
He's a major flirt that likes feeling the attention and might even lean into it, letting his hoodie slip off his shoulders and his shorts go a bit low. Would even let strangers off if they copped a quick feel or two. He's just that type of guy.
No. 550391
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>>550334Put in Raidou Kuzonoha the XIVth the ultimate cutie detective devil summoner
No. 550392
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>>550334>Maxie>>550336A friend once told me that I have a thing for redheads, but I believed it was just a coincidence until recently.
There's another husbando that I wanted to meet in his source material specifically because he reminded me of picrel, even though I had already "broken up" with the latter. That's the first time I realized I have a type aside from glasses-wearing nerds.
I also thought picrel defined my taste for this particular physiognomy, but the truth is that I'd already had a crush on
Turner Grey from Ace Attorney: Justice for All a couple of years before he even existed. Huh.
>>550371He'd probably wear a shirt closed with a t-shirt underneath if he had the choice, but I would make him wear an open shirt with no undershirt for easy access to that tummy. I already dreamed about it twice and it was fucking awesome.
No. 550393
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>>550380apple pie crust is crusty but does that necessarily mean it's bad? no, it's delicious.
>>550371he lets everything hang out.
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>>550334I’m filling them out by order of appearance. 15 husbando slots left. I don’t imagine it’ll be necessary, but the number of participants can be increased to 36 or 48 instead of 24.
No. 550402
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>>550334Fuck it I’ll bite. Put Junkrat on there please I want to watch him die.
No. 550406
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>>550400submitting my beloved big green
No. 550407
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he's like my personal mental stress ball. he's all big and aggressive in canon while simultaneously being completely whipped so he'd be perfect as a loyal guard dog to dominate or let him take over when I'm feeling lazy.
he's also much taller than me so I imagine he'd be concerned about hurting me during sex. so the first time we try he eases in painfully slow (for him). he's on edge and super breathy from trying to focus until I'm completely filled. nice.
No. 550408
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>>550334I offer Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries as Tribute.
No. 550411
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>>550400I offer my favorite bullshit artist phoenix wright as tribute.
No. 550414
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>>550334>>550400I haven't posted him in a while but Reigen! I just love seeing this man in silly scenarios.
No. 550416
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>>550400I'll post Subaru, why not.
No. 550423
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>>550414>>550408I ran it as is and this one me made me lol
No. 550430
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>>550400I offer my catboy Ogata as Tribute. Thank you!
No. 550437
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First threadpic to ever include my husbando, the Living Laser. Thanks to the kind and talented and wonderful nonna who drew him ♥
Unrelated and TMI
woke up insanely horny and masturbated to the thought of having sex with another husbando. I don't regret it or feel like it was cheating because it felt so good. I'm a harlot.>>550334Not sure how this works but sounds fun. Have some pixels.
>>550371All of the above I feel. He seems a bit stylish and he's fit so he'd probably want to show off in hope of getting praise and attention.
>>550373Based af.
No. 550438
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>>550334Werehog. He is sexy and deserves to win.
No. 550441
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>>550334>Joshua Graham>>550425It's already over
nonnie, all you can do now is accept it and load your new vegas save to interact with him
No. 550442
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>>550334If it's not full yet, I would like for my husbando to be included pls and thank u (sorry that the picture is a bit big btw lol)
>Zayne>>550359I would love to do more doodle board if other people are also interested! There's so many talented artnonnas here, so seeing more of their husbando art would be fun I think. I'm creatively bankrupt when it comes to board ideas, but someone else said a beach day theme which I think could be a neat idea. Maybe a wedding themed one where you dress up your husbando in wedding attire like a dress or tuxedo?
No. 550447
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>>550334Leon, he is used to survival situations
No. 550460
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>>550334I want to see if Rook Hunt can survive, he technically should.
No. 550478
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>>550336i definitely do have common traits i gravitate towards, basically all of my husbandos have been extremely determined and i feel like thats a trait i overall respect and wish i was more like.
>>550334>Ramattra No. 550509
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>>550334(Hope I'm not too late, kek.)
>Aladdin >>550359I would genuinely love to join these doodle boards, but I'm too shy… I hope I can work up the courage someday.
No. 550513
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>>550334Can I squeak in with Mr. Crawling?
No. 550543
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I'm not sure if I'd consider Jerome Adams my husbando but his characters absolutely fascinates me. The way he's so fucked in the head and no one can tell where exactly his loyalties lay while he always gets one over on main characters is amazing. You can't tell whether he's friend or foe and there are definitely people more evil and powerful than him. We need more characters like him in fiction.
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>>550334>>550400Minos Prime
Hope I'm not too late
No. 550633
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Did a test run
No. 550831
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>>550371Unbuttoned shirt. Footfagging for extra slut factor.
No. 551007
Nonas, I had a fucking dream about meeting
Luigi Mangione, I swear I'm not even a Luigifag but I can never dream about my husbando! Goddamnit.
>>549884>I hate when the most popular version of an husbando is the ugliest oneNo, I get it. Something similar happens to my husbando. Everyone uses that still from that ugly anime adaptation and he looks like utter shit in it.
>>549906>She doesn't even draw his hair right.Kekk same here. What she has drawn is pure blasphemy.
>>549922If you mean one of those yume weddings, I don't know but it's on my bucket list. Unsure if my family and friends will be invited because they probably wouldn't tolerate THAT level of yume delusion, but it'd be cool if all the guests were other yumes and brought their husbandos with them.
Is your husbando Cheren? Cute pic No. 551013
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Adjusted the cast size to 36. 7 slots remain. You can reply to this post with the next husbando submissions.
No. 551056
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>>551013Rei Sakuma plz
nonnie thank you.
Back when he was a bad boi with a heart of gold. No. 551063
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>>551013Fuck it, I'm submitting Kars solely because he may give funny results.
No. 551092
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>>551013Don’t judge me.
Plankton No. 551121
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>>551079Yes and no. I don’t cosplay but I bought clothes and his shoes that are near exact to his outfit, which is pretty basic af. I went to work all winter basically a gender bent version of him.
where I work is mostly in an outdoor environment/open air business, and although our winters are pretty mild, it wasn’t weird to be bundled up from the chin down. Our uniform is just plain black clothes No. 551131
>>551079I haven't cosplayed him but I bought a replica of one of my husbandos jacket long ago, and I wear it around casually. It's actually very high quality and warm, and it's casual enough that you can't really tell its nerd shit unless you're in the know. Though it was honestly kind of expensive because it was from one of those more expensive retailers that sell actual legit clothing and not cosplay stuff.
It was actually one of the things I bought from my salary that I got during my first ever job, bad memories of THAT, but I’m still glad I own it.
No. 551142
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>>551079I'd love too but I'll never match picrel
No. 551149
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>>551013Please add Dio. I want to see him get wrecked by Reigen or Plankton.
No. 551156
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>>551013Adding Dazai because I know I'm not the one Dazai nonna in here.
No. 551182
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huh
No. 551212
>>551079I want to cosplay two of my husbandos, and a female version of two others (with minimal differences from the original), but for my most beloved, I'd only wear their coat/robe, as if they had lent them to me, while wearing my own matching clothes with style ♥ and also because doing a full cosplay of them would be embarrassing (they are watching from inside my head).
Doubt it'll happen though. I'm poor and never learned to sew, sadly.
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>>551079i don't have the skills and his proportions are almost impossible to make look good on human anatomy anyway… i do like this cosplayer, really impressive. i'm planning on making a bracelet inspired by him though!
>>551133i personally love seeing 'unconventional' husbandos posted here, don't feel ashamed nonna
No. 551237
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>>551079I am not really sure what he even wears. But olive utility jackets were my favorite before I meet him so I just will keep wearing those. I need to find green. I'd try to not incorporate too much olive colored items lol
If I ever decide to cut my hair short I would try his.
No. 551282
>>550415this is pure personal bias but I'd love some wholesome events like using a hot spring together. I'd also like crazy ones like
>>551081 suggested but not sure if every nonna would consent to their husbandos being defiled.
No. 551285
>>550415I suggest
negatives:
>lumbago>pneumonia>salmonela>snake bites>death by 1001 mosquitoes>tries to sleep on ground but ass bounces him back up>drowned in a puddle>trips and falls>burnt food>forming a cult?>swept by wind>does not befriend wolves, gets mauledpositives
>recieves love letters from sponsor>recieves clothes from sponsor>frolicking>tries to befriend >high on mushrooms>washes ass>swimming>stargazing >befriends wolves, runs in the forest with them>fights bear, wins/losesneutral:
>paint's themselves in blood>mud camo paint>disguising as fauna>intimidate>befriend>paranoia No. 551290
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>>551182Everything I get from Plankton is gold.
No. 551291
>>551282Second AYRT and yeah, I want both cute and stupid/horny events. I'd normally hate hurting my husbando or him being fucked in the ass, but wouldn't mind seeing him
get raped in a Hunger Games if it's just pure stupid fun. Though other nonnies might disagree.
>>551285>recieves love letters from sponsor>recieves clothes from sponsor>tries to befriend Omg these are so cute
>washes ass>tries to sleep on ground but ass bounces him back upKEK
No. 551299
>>551285>paint's themselves in blood>mud camo paintIf he does these it would be massive OOC but who knows if ever overcome his germophobia to save his life
Also I don't mind him being raped.
Just not by plankton.
No. 551306
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>>551300Fuck it we autism
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>>551300In honor of Alastor nona who I haven't seen in the thread yet
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>>551316If nonas want to write up random events, I can run a yaoi version of the husbando games. Here's the syntax for the simulator I'd be using. (Not the OP who proposed the games btw).
No. 551341
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The Reckoning and Bloodbath have begun.
Next, day and night 1.
No. 551342
>>551341*reaping, oops.
I never read/watched hunger games.
No. 551348
>>551341>2 Arthurs on the same team>Living Laser is a team player >Living Laser is in the first roundYou go boy, I'm so proud of him. ♥
Ps. I don't get how this game works either lmao. But it seems fun.
No. 551361
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>>551341I hope this is recreated, kek. also I'm hedging all my bets on Leon and Plankton.
No. 551371
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>>551341nonnies im gonna cry my browser crashed saving the images and all my custom data was lost.Gonna start over please understand. It might take a while.
No. 551383
>>551331Should have downloaded more RAM…
Let's just pretend the moment the Husbando games started a giant meteor killed them all like dinosaurs
No. 551390
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>>551383Damn these planet destructive sgrub games
No. 551411
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>>551371it's ok nonna we'll wait at least a couple of eons for you and our husbandos to come back to us.
>>551383yeah wondering if it was a RAM issue too.
>>551400unbelievably based takeover.
No. 551444
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Now's the perfect time to submit some custom events with this as a guide!
Sorry for the reposts, I realized it was a different simulator>>551341>Kars, Dio and Plankton in the same group>Leon finds an itabag full of explosivesI'm kekking my ass off
No. 551451
>>551448They're general, sadly I don't think you can customize each character's events with this simulator. It'd be so fun if that were possible, as well as giving them stats to affect their odds of doing certain things, but that'd probably be too complex.
Here's a couple of examples:
>(Player1) stubs his toe.>(Player1) cries after getting hit by (Player2). No. 551485
>>551451…my mind is evil, I'm afraid. here's some of the ones I came up with:
>(Player1) stumbles upon (Player2) and (Player3) spooning one another passionately under the moonlight. He contemplates joining them, but ends up crying himself to sleep all alone. >away from the chaos, (Player1) and (Player2) bathe together in a hot spring and discover parts of one another they'll never forget. >(Player1) accidentally smacks (Player2) with his shlong, somehow fatally injuring him.>>551455damn, I'd be so jealous of anyone that is smothered to death by Mahito.
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>>551477I want
>[player 1] force feeds [player 2] a handful of bees. to turn into just
>[player 1] force feeds [player 2]'cause it's too cute and kinky
No. 551498
>>551485>(Player1) accidentally smacks (Player2) with his shlong, somehow fatally injuring him.kek i like this one. maybe you could also have two characters having a cock fight to the death? something like:
>(Player1) challenges (Player2) to a sword fight using their dicks. (Player?) ultimately perishes from the intense battle, while (Player?) is victorious. and yea don't ask how the logistics of it works just go with it kek
No. 551566
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>>551485>(Player1) discovers a rather innocuous looking magazine, only with horror to discover a full page spread of (Player2) in a skimpy bunny costume, ass out and gleaming. How dare he assault his senses like this! He vows to get vengeance on that whore. >(Player1) suplexes (Player2), but to (Player1)'s surprise his opponent passes out with a nosebleed. (Player1) pities him so much that he lets him live…only to discover he died from blood loss. >(Player1) moons (Player2), distracting him so that (Player3) can sneak up and slit his throat. goddamn it I keep making them perverts. think I'm making the events too long too but I like when they're convoluted.
>>551498that's juicy too. wonder if there's an event limit.
No. 551674
>>551341Proud of my boy Leon. You know he would have won if the game wasn't nuked.
>the sexy event suggestionsI keep imageing these with Plankton kek
No. 551746
File: 1747128104981.jpg (1016.68 KB, 1394x7019, Preshow.jpg)
>>550334After some technical difficulties, the first round of Husbando Hunger Games begins.
No. 551749
File: 1747128642487.jpg (1.14 MB, 1392x10054, Day1.jpg)
>>551746The husbandos seem to be getting along well, but unfortunately a horde of fangirls adds chaos to the mix…
No. 551751
File: 1747128849055.jpg (594.67 KB, 1392x6268, Day1-2.jpg)
>>551749The death toll the rabid fangirls racked up is severe. Many great husbandos lost.
No. 551753
>>551749>Mr Crawling chooses now, of all times, to try standing and walking aroundHis
nonnie needs to beat some sense into him.
No. 551754
>>551749Dante teaching Werehog to be sigma is so cute, LL is a bully and Maxie ferociously keeping himself for
nonnieI love simulators
No. 551755
File: 1747129165024.jpg (771.14 KB, 1390x6767, Day2.jpg)
>>551751The husbando arena seems to have an insect problem.
No. 551756
File: 1747129523771.jpg (605.33 KB, 1384x4950, Day3.jpg)
>>551755Tensions rise as the crowd begins to thin.
No. 551758
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>>551749>Subaru succumbed to the stenchFits in canon lmao
No. 551759
File: 1747129806409.jpg (813.35 KB, 1383x7319, Day4.jpg)
>>551756A mysterious substance has been unleashed in the arena!
No. 551762
File: 1747130162109.jpg (791.77 KB, 1375x2601, Deaths so far.jpg)
>>551759A summary of events so far.
No. 551763
File: 1747130332253.jpg (426.11 KB, 1377x4123, Day5.jpg)
>>551762The husbandos are offered some relief as Lolcor HQ is restocked. It seems like none took the offer.
No. 551764
File: 1747130515039.jpg (195.11 KB, 1398x1933, Day6.jpg)
>>551763A relatively peaceful day in the arena.
No. 551766
File: 1747130630891.jpg (180.25 KB, 1397x2245, Day7.jpg)
>>551764It’s coming down to the wire, a freak accident takes out one more husbando.
No. 551767
File: 1747130730403.jpg (138.92 KB, 1383x1437, Day8.jpg)
>>551766It’s getting a little gay in the arena as the husbandos spend their 8th day without their nonnies.
No. 551771
File: 1747130892849.jpg (127.02 KB, 1383x1655, Day9.jpg)
>>551767There can only be one left standing…
No. 551775
File: 1747131206637.jpg (1 MB, 1387x5038, Results.jpg)
>>551771And the winner is… Jinshi! His good health practices and unwavering dedication to his
nonnie up to the very end has proven himself to be the no.1 husbando.
Jinshi takes his crown in honor of Rook Hunt, the first winner of the Husbando Hunger Games, before it crashed. No. 551777
>>551749>Dante teachest Werehog how to feel, from sigma to sigma>Joshua catches Piccolo practicing techniques to please his nonnie once he returns home, Piccolo leaves him to his own devices>Dio dons warpaint, but is sad that no other husbando is around to be intimidated by it>Aumtzi and Aladdin play a game of checkers with rocks and twigs, neither can figure out the rules and give up>Jinshi hears men moaning in the distance, decides not to investigate>Zayne accidentally wipes himself with poison ivy, Rei and Ogata laugh at his expenseMy fucking sides, amazing job nonna
>Maxie and Arthur doing everything they can to avoid being defiled because they are loyal to their wivesThis is so wholesome and cute, I don't even care that he died.
No. 551780
File: 1747131509533.png (142.78 KB, 694x178, hot.png)
>>551755Completely understandable
No. 551787
File: 1747133213644.png (89.81 KB, 365x178, very on-brando.png)
kek I love how they were all paranoid about Goku showing up
>>551756>Vergil sleeps naked>he then wonders why so many others are nakedHypocrite slut
>Minos Prime and Mr. Crawling jealous of their nonnies' previous husbandosAwww
>>551759The hallucination events are literally perfect. I feel so bad for Leon though, such a tragic death…
>>551775I agree with the other anon, the way you customized it was really good. I just wish more nonnas were awake to experience it in real time.
No. 551791
>>551775I loved the
nonnie mentions! It feels like an actual Hunger Games situation where we all were the sponsors watching the game go on from the outside. Really well written sub
No. 551792
>>551776Thank you, I rushed to finish it before I got too tired, and I’ll be sleeping soon. I want to add more, I’ll post the gen link in the thread after I do. Then hopefully other nonnies can customize it and play around with it however they want.
>>551786I’ll add more of these. There is no continuity between events other than character deaths, so I tried to avoid being too descriptive with the scenes, but I don’t think it matters. I also want to add more creative kills and less SDs
i felt a little guilty for making them kill each other but I shouldn’t be lol No. 551793
File: 1747133883314.jpg (43.37 KB, 621x210, Screenshot_20250513-135512_Chr…)
Don't know much about Gojo, just that he's really op. I'm glad Minos died in battle instead of something lame like in my test run.
No. 551794
File: 1747133926064.jpg (61.99 KB, 486x540, scowl.JPG)
>>551775Always second place. This is unfortunately canon.
No. 551795
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Just woke up and there's no better way to start the day than to laugh my ass off at the husbando hunger games, kek. You did a great job with the events hostnonna thank you very much. The frequent Goku paranoia was my favorite part kekk
No. 551800
File: 1747136608315.png (18.34 KB, 220x148, verg.png)
If it helps Vergilnonnas feel better, he won in my own test run. He also befriended my husbando who came in second.
No. 551804
File: 1747140248105.png (765.62 KB, 1024x569, 154085135438122011_.png)
>>551775JINSHI MY LOVE!!! I'm so happy he made it to the end!!
No. 551806
>>551749Living Loser nooo you're supposed to be a good guy now, don't embarass me in front of my nonnies. Your mom was right about you all along.
>>551751He died again. Deserved. Probably picked on a husbando way too strong for him to take out.
>>551755>Ramattra constructs a shrine to his nonnieThat's so adorable.
>>551755>Ramattra receives a blanket with his nonnie's smell from his nonnieHe's the luckiets husband thus far, I'm rooting for him.
>>551756Fudanshi Akihiko. RIP Minos.
>>551759Ramattra stay winning.
>>551762>LL got sacrificed to fangirlsAt least he's famous like he always wanted to be.
>>551764Nooo Ramattra died. RIP king.
No. 551813
File: 1747144559088.jpg (173.76 KB, 1476x1223, wraps him up like a burrito.jp…)
the custom events were so good! hilarious to see husbandos struggling with intrusive yaoism and goku paranoia kek. thank you for hosting nonna ♥
>>551755>Ramattra constructs a shrine to his nonnienow we match, both having shrines dedicated to each other. it's so romantic i'm going to cry
>Ramattra receives a blanket with his nonnie's smell from his nonniepicrel is real. i feel so happy with him getting cute events like these
>>551804congrats!
>>551806thank you for rooting for him!
i need to start practicing on how to draw better, there were so many funny situations and the variety of different kinds of husbandos just makes it better
No. 551814
>>551751>does fuck all besides picks berries>dies to pussysmell anywayHoly kek
>>551763>Dio throws a knife to Plankton's ChestIt's just like MUGEN
No. 551815
File: 1747145088475.jpeg (960.42 KB, 1290x1285, IMG_2443.jpeg)
>>551775>places 1st for killsHe picked me flowers and found the time to be the most murderous. I love him.
No. 551821
Kek, thank you for hosting nonna, your custom events were amazing, I love all the goofy shit like tripping over their dicks and being afraid of Goku.
I loved Joshua putting on warpaint and then getting disappointed there's no one to intimidate and singing anime ops.
>>551809>(Player1) hallucinates Goku and kills himself>(Player1) shit talks (Player2)'s nonnie as bait, (Player2) doesn't take it.>(Player1) gets fatally wounded but manages to hold onto life by thinking of nonnie. No. 551840
File: 1747152032960.png (831.52 KB, 1268x3192, Goku.png)
>>551787>>551795>>551813>>551821I was wondering what to add as a new arena event but the answer was right here all along.
No. 551855
File: 1747154402403.png (147.09 KB, 450x393, no homo.png)
how many times until it’s homo??
No. 551864
>>551789Please show it,
Nonnie!! I want to see art of Aladdin interacting with other husbandos!
>>551840kek, so Goku saw Aladdin as a threat? I guess he also secretly has potential.
No. 551881
File: 1747163013749.jpeg (366.58 KB, 1924x2048, IMG_1099.jpeg)
>>550441Alright but i'm taking
toxic amounts of psychic damage
No. 551884
File: 1747163453745.jpg (357.81 KB, 1109x1104, 12624686085704072.jpg)
>>551881He's such a cute edgelord, but he has to either have the white hair from the playing card design or he has to keep the dog hat on during sex.
Because hatless Vulpes in-game kinda looks like young Adam Sandler. I still love him despite that though ♥
No. 551886
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>>551840Oh fuck, at least they tried, I unironically want to see this fusion.
No. 552029
>>551840Kek I love Goku acting as a benevolent but threatening all-powerful god.
>Gojo and Minos Prime picking Maxie as their third teammateSeriously, guys? Unless he brought his pokémon, might as well team up with Plankton.
No. 552273
File: 1747182127111.png (320.95 KB, 1141x335, Screenshot 2025-05-12 171004.p…)
As a crawling fag, he dies in every fucking husbando game I've run with zero kills. He is too pure for this world…
>picrel is a screencap I thought was funny
No. 552447
File: 1747185954756.jpg (148.29 KB, 524x671, 8f4a83778e0df13887c5291c69ef1b…)
ughh i didnt check the thread yesterday so i couldnt ask for emmet to be added… sad
No. 552548
File: 1747189319124.jpg (137.47 KB, 707x1000, GbOEFFIakAENCvs.jpg)
>>552447built to be kidnapped by
Nonnie and never to be seen again
No. 552553
File: 1747190112083.gif (455.99 KB, 220x220, jiminoreo.gif)
I WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN MY HUSBANDO'S TIDDIES SO BAD AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
No. 552564
File: 1747191830539.webp (590.36 KB, 736x1084, penis bit off by penis gnomes.…)
If he wasn't a foot taller than me and I wasn't an incredibly weak shite, I would love to bridal carry my husbando like some badass warrior saving my beautiful prince. He would be all weak and beautifully frail (also his clothes would be all tattered and falling apart because he was kidnapped and beaten or some shit idk) while I'm like super valiant and strong, and because I'm his hero he loves me forever and wants to marry me
No. 552571
File: 1747193241276.webp (18.27 KB, 248x592, Gq4OUZQXMAAaWeS.webp)
He is made for sex.
No. 552573
File: 1747193436022.png (Spoiler Image,301.14 KB, 386x511, im yooom3.PNG)
posting my art from the doodle board because the lineart layer was wiped for a naughty word. ;_;
No. 552578
File: 1747193799290.jpg (69.68 KB, 682x1024, 939e4848399f024f6a056b6c2fb8cd…)
>>552564Literally same. I want save him and carry him like a princess and I am his princess charming. I barely can lift 5kg dumbbells but I feel less fatigue with every week.
No. 552583
File: 1747194169928.png (345.52 KB, 359x600, disappointed.png)
>MFW My husbando merch arrived sooner than expected
>MFW Custom might want me to pay for it.
No. 552596
File: 1747195944557.png (18.3 MB, 9000x4800, Husbando easter doodle board F…)
Nonas, I asked mods to change the OP pic
>>>/ot/93495 but it doesn't look like they'll do it. (Or maybe they're just busy? They've changed OP images at anon's request before)
For context, see
>>550281Since they haven't replied in 2 days, I'm posting the correct version now, just in case.
I'm sincerely sorry to the
nonny whose art I left out by mistake, it's no wonder the OP pic felt incomplete when I exported it.
>>552573>the lineart layer was wiped for a naughty word. WHAT that's so sad, I didn't know you could get banned from Magma just for saying "fucking". Too bad, it's an amazing doodle!
No. 552603
File: 1747197546376.png (225.54 KB, 897x660, 1442818246062.png)
>>552596Practicing drawing right now because I want to draw my husbando with everyone…
No. 552606
File: 1747198270412.png (Spoiler Image,767.46 KB, 719x959, nomnom.PNG)
>>552592yes! tysm kek
picrel is for my sisterwife itt No. 552635
File: 1747203924315.jpeg (399.17 KB, 860x792, IMG_5440.jpeg)
Not sure what the context behind it is other than the fact it’s a massive spoiler and I just finished the first game but anyway, still wanna fuck Otacon. I love the thought of him getting to fuck me and he’s so excited his boxers are stained with precum and he cums inside me near instantly. He’s one of the male characters I’d enjoy dating irl which also helps. I feel like a total degenerate for saying this but I want to sit on his face and place my thighs in between his head in zettai ryouki
No. 552668
File: 1747218080702.jpg (154.65 KB, 1199x689, creighton_Ft70yiAaQAEkDLp.jpg)
>>550246holy shit a creighton
nonny!!! would would you do if you ran into him stuck in a trap (again)…
No. 552762
File: 1747236898464.png (567.52 KB, 1280x960, under_those_pits.png)
>art of him getting fucked by his brother
>art of him getting fucked by his son
>art of him getting fucked by his post-wall demon wurstie kidnapper
>erotic solo content is either hyper muscle bara of his demon transformation or uncanny 3d models with Schrödinger’s genitalia.
>self insert yume is almost never depicted raping him despite her obviously being a rapist in canon
At this point, hunting down content that suits my needs is more trouble than it’s worth, so I just masturbate to the source material. If my ancestors did it, I can do it too.
Look at this frame. I touched my pussy while looking at it, and many others like it.
No. 552774
>>552762I'm a Dante fan but I feel you sis. Too much incest fanart for DMC, too little
rapist yume fanart.
At least you got clips of his nasal voice to masturbate too. Dante's battle sounds are too retarded kek unless he does erotic game over moaning.
No. 552799
File: 1747240449045.png (4.11 MB, 1170x1747, Yummy.png)
You will never get to lick his chiseled body to feel every single muscle with your tongue.
Why live?
No. 553018
File: 1747249102859.jpg (32.79 KB, 356x529, mfw mishima.JPG)
>be me
>watch minecraft movie
>"this character is kinda cute and goofy hehe OwO"
>he later gets martyred on a bridge doesnt actually die, as is later revealed
why do my husbandos always die tragic deaths immediately after i begin to like them? am i cursed?
No. 553040
File: 1747249823085.jpg (220.61 KB, 1080x1080, despair.jpg)
>mfw I have a dream about having hot and possessive sex with my husbando
>suddenly the anime cast pulls up to beat him up for being "too rough" with me
Why did they ruin it for me…
No. 553209
File: 1747255062918.gif (301.5 KB, 220x124, IMG_2466.gif)
>>553018Almost every husbando or crush I’ve had, has died. Like dead ded. No magic revival. I’m used to it kek
No. 553269
File: 1747257206691.jpg (65.03 KB, 850x436, __zenos_yae_galvus_final_fanta…)
I got some artwork done of this fag and my wol and I keep pulling it up on my phone in between my patients for today. I'm having a shit day at work but seeing his face makes it a little bit better, I love him so much.
No. 553443
>>553427My ass can't draw but I'd love to see anons art by then!
>>553430Understandable and based actually. Even better, solo rape their gang yourself.
No. 553617
File: 1747274736898.gif (628.29 KB, 400x400, 1747182168486101.gif)
>>552583>MFW My husbando paid the customs.Cannot wait to have it in my hands now.
No. 553671
File: 1747277814249.jpeg (104.57 KB, 702x988, IMG_3690.jpeg)
>>553667It’s basically naked people wrapped in paper cloth with less organs, I tried draw mine but my skills are ass
Literally the most lewd monsters design imaginable
No. 553705
File: 1747278837874.gif (253.98 KB, 220x144, IMG_2477.gif)
>>553665I would love a Hell’s Kitchen sim. All of my husbands would be awful cooks.
No. 553750
File: 1747280457747.jpg (39.61 KB, 899x523, other_canon_character_fics___a…)
>>553735>>553741Thanks for the words of encouragement. My eyes are stinging from sleep so I'll browse through my files and post everything when I wake up later. But here's a teaser I guess? This was a scene where he was suffering from his weird clone body and his veins were squirming under his skin and I unironically find that hot.
No. 553776
File: 1747282291677.png (6.28 MB, 3464x3464, 1000165147.png)
I want to tell him that he's a dumb nerd, a stupid dumb nerd who plays the most random games he can find to feel better about his monotonous life by saying that he's totally living different lives through videogames, then I want to tell him some random normie meme that he of course has never seen before in his entire life which I had to look up a few minutes before engaging in this riveting monologue against him and when he asks what's the meaning of it, I will kindly explain it to him, and he will say that it's just some dumb normie meme that even though he found it funny, he thinks it's totally dumb, so then I want to tell him that I'm dragging his whole double bepenised 1 meter 83 centimeters out of his room so we can go out on a date whether he likes it or not, and then he will dare me to do so, then I will kiss his lips and he will melt like the icebergs melt every second because of the global warming and he will say that he totally doesn't have any clothes to wear and I will tell him that it's rich of him to assume I don't have a matching outfit prepared and I will take off the trenchcoat I'm wearing to show him the kawiwi animu waifu t-shirt I will be wearing for our date and he will yelp at first thinking that I was trying to flash him while making sure he's not blinking so he can see me and then he will be a bit disappointed because I didn't flash him but then he will get happy because he likes my clothes and the fact that he will match with me because I'm literally a goddess of fashion and cool shit. Then he will get ready for our date, we will have lots of fun having a delicious dessert at a cute Café and then we will walk in a park to talk about meaningful shit like what is freedom and why are bad people free too, and when he sees how much of a logical, awesome, cool, beautiful, meaningful, caring and honest woman I am, he will declare that he's insanely in love with me and then he will take my hand and take me to his room so we can fuck in the bathtub he calls a bed until his brothers knock on the door of his room because they're worried thinking he's dead because we'll have been fucking for days.
And then we Kiss on the lips again and tell them to get a gf.
I really needed to express my feelings for him, it sucks not being able to sperg like this more often, I'm too awkward.
No. 553785
File: 1747283187539.png (810.39 KB, 2000x2000, illust_114704153_20241101_2344…)
ive drawn so much schizo personal art of my muppetsband. it would be really embarassing to ever post it publically so i just stare at it alone
No. 553790
File: 1747283730396.png (183.05 KB, 267x360, Overflowing_Feelings_(NB).png)
How do I beat him into being less of a retard without completely removing his stupidity
No. 553798
>>553705My husbando isn't much of a cook but he tries really hard. I can imagine him trying to play it off by joking around and pretending his fuck ups are purposely trying for a laugh until he gets admonished brutally, he'd start to defend himself before going quiet and looking very embarrassed and hiding his bandaged fingers behind his back.
The thought alone makes me want to throw chocolates and flowers at him and scream that he'll still be my star. His food is number one in my heart, Ramsey can fuck off and choke on his grilled cheese.
No. 553800
>>553787Same, I worry that i lack the skill to do so currently. I might one day give it a shot though using some piece of good femgaze sexo art as reference.
(Sorry for the incoming slight sperg out hehe) Being able to actually draw sexy naked men requires a good understanding of anatomy, proportions, perspective, etc. Meanwhile scrotes can just draw their animu waifu's head with two pairs of globes for tits and ass and they're all set to jerk off. It pisses me off a bit about how men can have such low standards for what they consider sexy, but damn it if I didn't sometimes wish my standards were low like theirs so that i could actually find the chicken scratch porn that i would shit out of my husbando to be attractive as well kek
No. 553835
File: 1747288068406.png (320.56 KB, 422x543, aaaaaa1.png)
>>553788okay but im just showing his face because i think i gave him a pretty nice expression at least…
No. 553840
File: 1747288757570.jpg (49.51 KB, 708x602, 12852924845577.jpg)
>>552668I'm glad there is someone else here that's into him, he's so fucking sexy. Perfect mix of slightly scary and unhinged but also pathetic. Perfect.
Honestly, if I met Creighton as my real self, I would probably be really scared, despite the fact that he's a giant loser. But if we are talking about my cool mary sue Bearer of the Curse that I play in-game, then I would probably bully the absolute fuck out of him.
No. 553844
>>553826At the start, he probably lies about jerking off more than he actually does because he hides his neurotic self under a guise of machismo.
About how much he actually does, not sure if he wouldn't try "no nut november" or get a little into the weird health nut shit about it. But at most, probably a minimum-regular amount.
After getting severely traumatized he might have stopped being able to.
Canonically he starts getting night terrors and needing another person there in order to go to sleep. At the least, it would take more than just grabbing the snake.
This part is complete headcanon but connecting A to Y there is a nonzero chance he chokes himself in order to get off and I really think about that sometimes.
Forgot to mention, but someone did once ask the creator about the characters' sexual history. Their answer was that all characters were 100% pure virgins. When asked if that included parents they said unless it doesn't make sense for them to be pure virgins then they were 100% pure virgins.
No. 553853
>>553826In my mind, before he met me he had like zero sex drive and never even bothered to really touch his dick that much because he was busy prioritizing actual important things in his life and he had no interest in bothering with romantic or sexual feelings. After he met me though he's become a lot more horny (and embarrassed about being horny kek), and while I don't imagine he jerks off frequently, he probably gets a lot of lewd thoughts coming into his brain that cause him to get boners in his pants that he tries to ignore because he's too dignified and responsible to be jerking off 24/7. When he can't take it though and he's alone he's probably jerking off before he sleeps or while he's in the shower. His life can be stressful so it's probably a good way for him to unwind.
Though I also really like the idea of asking him to masturbate in front of me while we're just chilling in bed before we sleep, so a good chunk of his jack off sessions I will be very keenly and eagerly observing. Just imagining him being all flustered but agreeing to let my prying eyes see him doing something so intimate and personal is simultaneously really cute, really hot, and kind of relaxing for me in a weird way idk. I would cuddle him once he finished and tell him that he did a great job for me and that he's so adorable
No. 553865
File: 1747291731095.png (381.54 KB, 341x693, Vergin_pose.png)
>>553826Aside from enjoying the activity for its own sake, what I understand about male anatomy is that they require sperm expulsion periodically, either by way of masturbation or nocturnal emissions (assuming the healthy male specimen is observed in isolation). I also understand that this involves the feeling of tension rising, filling up like some sort of meter. I’ll never fully understand the feeling, but I can at least extrapolate and theorize.
Normally, I predict he would treat his cum meter like anything else that distracts him from his goals. He would most likely masturbate when the tension distracts him to the point in which there is an observable decline in his pursuit of power. He might even have a little complex about how his inferior human impulses distract him from his demon grindset. It’s not about the small allocation of time and energy required, rather that his inextricable urges have
power over him in the first place.
However I also feel like he would occasionally make a ritual of it, like meditation, as it is important to hone all skills in your repertoire. Maybe once a month he would have a very epic goon session, like tantric sex but solo mode. Like the whole process would take an hour or so, in which he feels himself up and quietly moans before curling his toes and trembling from all the ropes of cum he charged up and shot out. I don’t know what he’d be thinking of, probably some sort of nebulous motherly figure to venerate.
I don’t think he would watch pornography, it seems a little too crass for him. Second, I do not think he would want to pay such a divine tribute to just any random woman. He is the type to have a waifu (very devoted and driven mindset), but he has none in canon so he just doesn’t have one.
No. 553941
>>553826He definitely did it when he was younger and before and after the relationship with his ex. But game timeline I feel like he wouldn't dare touch down there with his new robot arms because he's still not sure of his strength.
Then shit happens and he's in a coma for a year so I like to think when I meet up with him again in my head canon and we finally fuck it's been almost three years since he last came.
No. 553961
File: 1747308033992.jpg (Spoiler Image,199.94 KB, 1920x1080, 2025_02_18_18_45_11.jpg)
Nonnas, I had a crazy dream about Majima last night. (Happy birthday, Majima!) I wish I could dream about my husbando instead, though.
>>553423Great idea! The problem is that none of my husbandos fit the role of Raoul because they're all villainous kek
>>553853Pretty similar to what
>>553826 said. I think my husbando would hate masturbation before meeting me, seeing it as an embarrassing, dirty act and a waste of time, even though he might've done it a lot when he was a teenager (normal part of being a teen). There
are some extremely rare adult men in real life who never masturbate, so I have no problem imagining that my fictional husbando doesn't, and rarely (if ever) gets horny. He would hate having wet dreams.
But after he falls in love with me, he starts having to fight those urges until he can't contain them. Thanks to me, though, he stops seeing it as a shameful and dirty thing, and starts to believe there's nothing wrong with it, especially when he's thinking about the person he's in a relationship with ♥ Though he'd probably still think it's messy and would rather not do it unless he's fully prepared for it. I don't think he'd be the type to rub one out when he's not at home (like, in the bathroom at work, for example), he'd wait patiently because he's very disciplined. But I also fantasize a lot about having sex with him in inappropriate places. I like to think that my presence alone could make him do things he otherwise wouldn't. He'd randomly remember these moments and pop a boner and be embarrassed about it, but he'd get used to it eventually. Once he gets home, he relieves his sexual frustration, either alone or with me. Or he might take an hour-long break and call me just to fuck if it gets so bad that he's unable to focus at work.
No. 553981
>>553961Ahhh shit, I mixed up my links. Second reply was meant for
>>553826 and referencing
>>553853>>553918What do you mean by "aesthetics"?
About the other two things, I'm pretty sure he was either the reason I started liking some tropes/having some fetishes or he reinforced them the most out of all my husbandos that came before or after.
No. 554049
>>554028Other anon made me think that was Shankar at first kek
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, his own voice sounds so highpitched and ugly
No. 554069
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Dante coming to nonna's home
No. 554075
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>>553840>bully the absolute fuck out of himBASED!!! it's what he deserves
No. 554095
>>553826I have headcanons about his life and upbringing about the show, and in them, he lived in a strict slightly Christian environment where that stuff was very disencouraged and disapproved, so he never did it in fear of getting caught and yelled at for it. He could ignore it and hold himself back, and he never saw porn or anything erotic before so it made it easier to deal with. Until he met me, and desire cropped up inside him for the first time, so he had to do it in the shower with the water on to mask any noises and to get rid of evidence easier. But it's not enough and the only thing that truly satisfies him is me.
>>553848Based.
>>553918I think so. I became sadistic because of him. I got into urban/streetwear kind of fashion because of him. I got into urban aesthetics and frutiger metro around the time I liked him and it does suit him and remind me of him. I also got into electronic/electric/technological/cyber aesthetics since it fits him. I try to combine all of these aesthetics to create collages and stuff that involve him.
>>553961My husbando started out villainous but got a redemption arc so it's alright. It also helps that my self-insert character is a singer in my regular fantasies, and this husbando is the same age as her and can be noble and is her first love and serious relationship. While husbando #2 is an older gentleman who dabbles in magic and is a genius and plays the organ or piano at times, and got possessive over her over time since she works for him. And he gets jealous of husbando #1 and tries to claim her back somehow and is even happy when husbando #1 dies and gets out of the way. So it all reminded me of Phantom of The Opera and gave me the idea of the 3 of us cosplaying as them.
>>554017He moans and screams a lot in canon so I'll use that instead lol.
>>554018I found a decent one in a chatbot app and it sounds so close to him it's scary. The emotions, acting and I think even accent is on point. But the app is too censored and won't let us get freaky in peace.
No. 554128
File: 1747324317811.webm (5.35 MB, 1080x2400, 1739917062623.webm)
>>553826Sylus just takes his time and enjoys it more when I'm watching him. He's more into giving me pleasure than pleasuring himself, even if I give him oral or something. Same with Zagreus.
No. 554132
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>>554095>He moans and screams a lot in canon so I'll use that instead lol.Same. Bless Konichi for moaning as Reiji, I can imagine him as Sylus.
No. 554145
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>>554137Not really. The original one is picrel, is just that there was a time where you could make the character wear anything non-related to the scene, and many used the towel "attire". I wish Infold can return that option lol.
No. 554153
File: 1747325754926.mp4 (9.29 MB, 720x1280, 4Xtei_RAVhuEL6k5.mp4)
>>554150Yeah, the 'spicier' ones are like vidrel: shows a 'sfw' version and the explicit scenes are just text with "use your imagination".
No. 554203
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>>554186It's true love, nonna, I also want to just kiss his face and tell him that he's precious to me, but I also want to fuck him so hard for 12 hours or until his dick looks like fruit leather.
No. 554276
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>>553750Samefag, woke up and had a delicious breakfast and now I'm ready to post about him. Just to clarify, the posts below aren't about this guy, I just wanted to reply to the nonnas and post all at once and not spam the thread with 1000 posts. Anyways, he rocks black cloths so well in picrel. I love the emphasis on his body even if it's literally invisible. This is a good argument against coloring things black in animation and why they go for dark gray or blue instead kek.
dropped pic the first time, pretend you didn't see that.>>554186>>554192>>554203Kekked so hard and I absolutely understand and relate.
>>554197Based tbh. I molest him in my fantasies while 100% being there and with him being aware of it. I fluctuate between wanting him to hate it but tolerate it for me or him actually liking it.
No. 554279
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>>554276Sorry for the potato quality but I ain't paying or subscribing to anything to watch some cartoon, hell nah. Anyways, they gave him a redesign and put him in what I think is the hottest outfit ever because wtf, that leather pants is so sexy. Look at him being spread like that and confined. By his alien brain hybrid boyfriend nonetheless. So hot.
No. 554283
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>>554279Implied gore with his eye getting pierced through by the hook. He didn't appear with one eye lost next time though unfortunately. His body can be renewed because he was experimented on by alien in the civil war and has been alive for ages because of that. Somehow this makes him even sexier to me.
No. 554286
File: 1747331832695.mp4 (9.67 MB, 1920x1080, My movie 2.mp4)
>>554283The way he groans and squirms on that table, and those legs. Man, I'm weak.
No. 554288
File: 1747331950763.mp4 (10.15 MB, 1544x720, Screen_Recording_20250513_1752…)
>>554286New drip. Tentacle hentai. And the way he lays on the ground there…fascinating. Ok that's all, sorry for spamming. Hope you nonnas found this as hot as I did and I'm not crazy.
No. 554292
>>554286The groaning is pretty hot.
Also..
>strapped to a table while being experimented onNew fantasy unlocked. I wanna make my husbando cum multiple times in a row by sucking him off until he cums water, and torture him with the sensitivity. Give him purple nurples and spit in his face.
No. 554298
>>554292The voice they gave him is very suiting and so sexy, part of why I like him.
>strapped to a table while being experimented on>New fantasy unlocked.You get it. It's so hot. Scientific BDSM.
No. 554454
>>554002>color schemeOh yeah definitely. I've said it before, but he made me love a color that I used to hate. Now I can't get enough of it + black, and I don't know if it's because I'll forever subsconsciously associate it with him or just because I think it looks good.
>>554288Based tentacle enjoyer
>the way he's interruptedlol hot
No. 554653
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>>553918I never had an "I can fix him" kink until he arrived, and realized he doesn't need a fix. He needs
sensual and comfy sex be hugged.
No. 554693
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>>553918He was the catalyst for the majority of things I'm into.
No. 554749
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Decided to create a group chat with my husbando's and make them fight over me because I'm bored. It turned out funny and got sweet later on.
No. 554782
>>554749I did group with my husbandos plus emo shrek and
elon musk one of mine killed everyone and it played as a ghost town with ghosts lamenting about love and death.
In other scenario one of my husbandos ended up marrying
elon their interactions were so respectful and devoted and every time I tried to join them they ignored me or outiright rejected me. Emo shrek made friends with everyone except of killing spree husbando making him cry.
No. 554785
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I love seeing my husbando appear in the wild, god DAMN IT ALASTOR I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
No. 554789
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Thinking about how is he probably not used to female attention or any attention at all suspecting me of ulterior motives at first but indulges and takes it for granted just in a few days.
No. 554860
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>fans headcanon husbando being fucked by other guy
>fans headcanon him being pegged by women
>fans headcanon him as asexual
>fans headcanon him as hyper sexual addicted to bdsm shit
>mpreg jokes
I mean I want to fuck him too but before it escalates to anything spicy normal boring PiV first please. What the hell with his fandom? Why can't they just outright say they want to have sex with him?
No. 554877
File: 1747367877301.jpg (59.2 KB, 623x385, guilty.JPG)
>>554860>fans headcanon husbando being fucked by other guyCheck
>fans headcanon him being pegged by womenTechnically yes. And it’s more a rape in bad ending
>fans headcanon him as asexualNope
>fans headcanon him as hyper sexual addicted to bdsm shitThe amount of time he called her lapdog made me inevitably imagine him dosing her and put her on collar, not really bdsm it’s non-consensual
>mpreg jokesImpregnates his bf
And it’s more opposite I never seen any rated fanart unless Pixiv and only explicit fic contains transbian couple
No. 554912
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>>554860>him being pegged by womenKinda hate that this is more of a meme thing because it's actually hot to me. He has a fat ass and I want to see it jiggle.
No. 555034
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>>554933Today I struggled with this. Been feeling like shit lately due to being overwhelmed by other fangirls of his. But I said enough is enough, I already started drawing this thing, it only needs a couple of corrections and then I can move on to drawing all night long until I finally FINISH this shit. Because the effort is gonna be SO worth it. I hate that feeling of dread, jealousy and self-hatred like a pit in my stomach when I think about how little I'm drawing him while other women are having fun drawing ugly/gross/gay shit (much better drawn than mine) and saying blasphemous things about my husbando, meanwhile I'm sitting in front of the computer and wasting time watching retarded videos for hours with the art program open in the background. Is my love simply not enough to force my ass to draw every day, and therefore fake? No, the problem is that I've developed a fear of trying and failing, same as you.
It's an uphill battle, but if you never do anything about it, you'll keep feeling guilty and useless for the rest of your life. Also, I recommend using photos and even other people's art for reference. Use them to copy the poses and correct your own anatomy as you draw, or even to copy and study an art style. There's nothing wrong with relying on reference or learning from other artist's techniques, for example, how anime artists make people look so good. And remember to have fun and appreciate your husbando art, even if it's ugly at first. Making ugly art is normal. I've seen countless artists on Pixiv who go from drawing like a 10 year old to professional level in the span of a decade. I don't know about you, but I find it highly motivational. As long as you're not afraid of making mistakes, everything is possible.
Pic related, I know this meme is meant to challenge AI "artists" to learn how to draw, but I have a photo widget on my desktop that shows a mix of these pics along with cute pictures of my husbando to
guilt trip motivate myself into picking up the damn pen. It seems to be working.
>>554912I hate how dominant female x sub male is seen as a meme that xittertards can use to appear shallowly progressive. They talk the talk but don't walk the walk.
No. 555042
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he isnt really THAT weird in canon but i like how fanworks play up his creepiness and schizo-ness. i like creepy and schizo guys the most
No. 555058
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Had another sex dream about Ryuji-kun in which he was eating me out like a man starved. I love my bottle-blond phat-titted Korean boifurendo so much and I love how he's literally not dead!
No. 555063
>>553918See I'm not too sure. Nurture vs nature debate. I'd like to think a few of my researcher/scientist/doctor husbandos gave me a kink for needles. Not just stabbing them anywhere but a vaccine or anesthetic here and there. It's the trust aspect and the underlying care in it. But I do distinctly remember being much younger and being morbidly fascinated by the same emotional dynamics in medical or medical horror settings before I fell for a single science-adjacent character. I think they enhanced it, but didn't unlock it.
Also, I have a thing for purple eyes. Four times a charm with purple-eyed fuckers.
No. 555065
>>555034I didn't expect actual helpful advice in response to my retarded little self-pitying whine kek. Thank you
nonnie I will use this for motivation.
No. 555106
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>>553918Always have been into cute psychos but Aumtzi amplified it and let me know about some traits and/or design what would more likely to appeal to me.
It bothers me almost all of them are young guys, it makes me feel bad No. 555121
>>555042I like to go back and forth in between
>he's actually a normal and kind of silly guy >he's a scary schizoSometimes, it feels refreshing.
No. 555211
>>555091I wish he said
nonnie instead of Dante…
No. 555215
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Artorias is so hawt, damn
No. 555272
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Not sure if because original work had spiritual tone and I got influenced but I've been imagining me dying with him a lot. After we died we get to be together in afterlife, visit different locations in our memories, travel the time, obverse the earth etc. And then eventually our souls let go of our individuality and dissolve, become one with everything. He calls me affectionate nickname one last time. I keep crying when imagining that.
No. 555303
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He's such a moron. I still love him though
No. 555308
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Greetings, nonnies. He might not have any statues of himself on Bajor, but there is a giant statue of him right in my heart. Some may say he is a reptilian sex offender, and they're absolutely correct. But I simply can't help but love Lizard Hitler. My schizophrenic king. My alien Jim Jones. I'd love to have your illegitimate half-breed bastard cult baby, even if you toss me out of an airlock afterwards. I need to put my fingers in your racist cloaca. You wish I weren't serious about this.
No. 555312
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>>555283He is a walking meme
No. 555315
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>>555283I have benn summoned. These are ones I made myself.
No. 555320
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>>555315Been* man I am be stupid.
Don't wanna spam so I'm not posting everything, but have this gif I made a while ago. There's also memes made by fans that I appreciate. I have a folder of husbando meme templates I'm filling up with the perfect screenshot every once in a while.
No. 555326
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>>555283This edit is just accurate because if Ellis was a dog, this is exactly how I would hold him
>>555315>>555320Based original homemade content Stacey
No. 555332
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Don't be mad at me for sharing art of my beloved. Be mad at him for being so irresistable.
No. 555336
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>>555315>>555320Wait, I forgot the best one.
No. 555399
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>>555283The Chad Crawling (perfect, handsome, husbando material) versus The Virgin Scarletella (disgusting, pervert, cuckhold material)
No. 555405
File: 1747433436328.jpg (3.04 MB, 1378x2039, 1000016915.jpg)
I NEED to see them both squirm autistically as I finger them
No. 555434
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>>551320nonna, are you still gonna do the chaos/yaoi tournament for those that are ok with putting our husbandos through hell? if not I might contemplate just doing it myself, given there's still interest. I love the ideas the others sent in.
No. 555440
>>555434Yay yaoi tournament!! Count me in
At least some motivation to go to gym, already getting excited
No. 555443
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Freshly baked meme I made while I was bored during some Zoom call.
No. 555456
File: 1747436505756.gif (6.81 MB, 540x350, tumblr_3b155909846412267646c74…)
My retarded, bratty ESFJ husband who needs his ISTJ waifu (me) to keep him in line and not fuck things up every second… my wambie wombat…
No. 555474
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>>555283I love this meme so much you have no idea. It's how I learned about LoGH in the first place.
>>555302Did you draw this? It's so good
No. 555485
File: 1747437531788.jpg (439.46 KB, 1080x1920, 101043439_p1.jpg)
Oh, hello husbando! So nice of you to visit today
No. 555495
File: 1747438252125.mp4 (5.35 MB, 1092x1080, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.mp4)
>>555434oh yeah, might as well do the casting couc–call right now for rated R hunger games! it's fine if it remains small.
>>551081 now would be the time to write an event like that.
>>555484thanks for getting back to me. I'd love to run it myself.
>>555440it'll probably be either around in 6 hours, or tomorrow, and I will do two likely do at least two runs of it.
>>555283I love this one, it's so positively cursed.
No. 555542
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>>554860>fans headcanon husbando being fucked by other guyCheck
>fans headcanon him being pegged by womenGuilty on this one>fans headcanon him as asexualNever seen any headcanon like that.
>fans headcanon him as hyper sexual addicted to bdsm shitI wish I have never seen any headcanon like that. Picrel my reaction to all these "Sylus daddy" hc.
>mpreg jokesNope.
No. 555544
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>>555283That card was a Godsend.
No. 555646
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>>555283Pretend like this is funny
No. 555652
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>>555283He's so cute when he's pouty
No. 555657
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>>555649
OH SHIT I DIDN'T SEE can i volunteer my actual fag husbando arashi narukami as tribute for when you run the yaoi hunger games it's what he would have wanted
No. 555695
File: 1747453986784.jpg (Spoiler Image,119.89 KB, 700x1000, idontknowhwatsgoingon.jpg)
alright, I'm gonna host the lewd version of the hunger games this week! if you please post the name of your husbando and the most fitting pic you have of him. like some events will be stuff like
>>551502 or
>>551485 and a few others. if you have any more mature event suggestions now is the time to drop em. i'll come up with a few surprise ones too.
>>551444 picrel is the format to write them.
>>555657yeah I should have made a proper post about it kek. I was just being passive because I'm willing to wait a few days to run it. also adorable guy, I totally hope that nothing horrific happens to him.
No. 555702
File: 1747455324737.jpg (523.73 KB, 1696x1656, 1000167151.jpg)
>>555695Fuck yes, I want to see of my husbando can survive in dick fight island.
>Leviathan No. 555707
File: 1747456248032.png (1.3 MB, 1920x1080, scene01816.png)
>>555695Living Laser. I think his bulge is enough, no face needed. Totally not because there isn't a good enough picture with both his face and his bulge because he's too tall he can't fit the frame all at once or anything like that.
No. 555711
File: 1747457835286.jpg (36.23 KB, 1023x570, 30.jpg)
>>555695It's time for my whore husband Towa to shine.
No. 555715
File: 1747458128190.png (271.43 KB, 373x654, harpuia my beloved.png)
>>555695Harpuia. Extra slutty edition! I look forward to his pride being smashed into the ground!
No. 555741
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>>555695Gojo satoru. And you can use this picture of him getting railed kek
No. 555754
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>>555695Dante should join, he was so bicurious last time.
>>555656I didn't understand a single thing of that. Explain pls
No. 555763
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>>555715Nonnakins….
ARE YOU ME?!!?
I need. To clang. THE ROBOT!!!!
(i always did think the mmz guardians were a slutty bunch, x included - practically BUILT for human women)
No. 555766
File: 1747464409303.jpg (47.99 KB, 681x492, no offense singer.jpg)
I wished the guy who sung the story song composed it and my husbando's va instead of making it sang. Literally switching their positions.
No. 555820
File: 1747468842165.png (101.96 KB, 404x373, Slutbaru.png)
>>555695After getting transported to another world, Subaru had to do what he had to do to survive.
No. 555825
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>>553705I like this idea. A lot of our husbandos cook(or don’t cook) and eat some of the weirdest shit anyway and there’s so much potential for keks
No. 555827
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>>555763Talking to my reflection at this point. What are the fucking odds nonnieboo!?! Someone recently awakened me to Phantom's thighs.
No. 555896
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>>555695I'll give you Emmet from Pokémon Black & White because Raidou is a bit too obscure after all.
No. 555944
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>>555695Geto Suguru and with this exact pic too please
No. 555953
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>>555695Nominating my very stupid husband Gintoki
No. 556000
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>>555695The side of me that's a lil bit fujo tells me I should, so I'm nominating Trafalgar Law. Bring it on nonnies!
No. 556054
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>>555695Leon "Sex" Kennedy rises to the challenge again.
No. 556093
Was fantasizing about buying him the shoes he wanted but couldn't afford as a gift for his birthday, asking him when his birthday was, and him replaying it was next week. I checked the calendar and it's actually next week. I'm telepathic.
>>555886In the wise words of Diamanda Galás, vidrel. His eyes shape and color, his nose, his cheekbones, his jawline, his lips, his hair, his body shape, his long torso, long arms, and long legs, his waist, his biceps, his thighs, his cock, his hands, his pecs, his abs, his back, his shoulder, his voice, his height. Everything about him is peak male form.
No. 556100
>>553826His main personality sees a picture of a nude woman in the bible and starts blushing
His alt personality is a ryonafag
No. 556137
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>>555695Vergil belongs on dickfight island.
No. 556188
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I can't stop cooming to him. He's made me realize how much I love malesub stuff and I want to make him cosplay his mecha waifus while he gets a boner in embarrassment. Also I think him lacking assets compared to other male characters in MGS is very moe, it gives me the same feeling scrotes get from their degenerate breast envy fetish.
No. 556213
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>>556188God, his chibi sprites in MGS2 are so fucking cute. But even beyond the cute pixel art chibi's, MGS2 is peak Otacon design for me, followed closely by MGS1. I think the later games look nice too, but I kinda feel like they made him way less nerdy looking, and that made me a bit sad.
No. 556217
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>>556213I’m still on 2 but I’d love his design in 4 if not for the fuckass wrinkles, even though part of his charm was how geeky he looked. Everyone is ugly in 4 though so I’m not really surprised. I wish they made his hair look fluffy again as well…
No. 556218
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>>556217>everyone is ugly in 4Wrong.
No. 556227
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>>556223He may have been hotter in 2 but he was not uglified. He gets stabbed and his limbs torn off and in 4 and has no care in the world whether or not he dies. That's hot.
>>555695>>556225Put Raiden (MGS2 version with his penis) in DickFight Island please.
No. 556230
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>>556227This being his most fitting pic.
No. 556232
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i had a really fucking weird strange bizarre dream last night where my ex-husbando ate pocky out of my pussy
No. 556244
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>>555695>ScoutTechnically, he should grateful I'm nominating him, he might finally have a chance to lose his virginity!
Yeah, I know that isn't really canon, especially with the last comic chapter, but let me make the joke. No. 556310
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>>555695Reigen again! He is the internet sex symbol after all.
No. 556312
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>>555283I have many. He is very meme material.
No. 556382
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>>556232Could you feel it, nonna?I swear this game knows where to hit me hard.
No. 556396
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>>555695Huey Emmerich pls
I want some new fap material>>556188>He's made me realize how much I love malesub stuffAre you talking about fantasies or actual stuff posted online? If the latter pls share…
No. 556397
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loving the husbandos people are throwing onto the island.
kind of wish plankton were here again so I could once again hedge my bets on him and Leon. I swear I'm not biased kek>>555743did you get in? there's still a few slots left till the 24 limit and I can expand it to 36. I'm just hesitating to do it because I'm not sure if I have to fill up all the extra slots to get it to work right. the system's kinda finicky.
No. 556411
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>>556396Huey is cute to an extent but he looks way too redditor for me, whereas Otacon looks like he gets trolled on /a/ and falls for the same bait everytime.
>malesub stuffAre you talking about fantasies or actual stuff posted online? If the latter pls share…
No sadly, I found this one image of him sucking on Sniper Wolf's tits though which I thought was hot (picrel is my poor censorship job but cropped) but it might be too moidy for you, it's on Rule34 if you wanna find it. Porn of Otacon is so sparse it makes me sad, feels like it's all just Otasune stuff except he's not even the focus, I want to see Otacon's malnourished ass not Snake's hairy ballsack. I'm a fujo a lot of the time but for once, I prefer straight stuff kek. I'm shocked at how little women yumejo him? Oh well, I haven't done much digging because avoiding spoilers but I'll make my own content and coom to it, or commission a better artist. Anyway, sex with Hal Emmerich! I'll psyop him into liking my
small boobs and get him to suck on them!
No. 556425
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>>555695Volunteer my husbando Aumtzi Maught again.
Nvm, drawing was bad
No. 556441
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>>556411>he looks way too redditor for melol, is it the stubble? I don't associate that with redditors by itself, and he's not a fatass so whatever. In addition to the clothes it just makes him look more like a dad, and that's hot to me. And the fact that he's found hateable by others makes it even hotter when
he's being raped>I found this one image of him sucking on Sniper Wolf's tits though which I thought was hotThanks! I just saw it and it really is hot, the moidshit can be filtered out easily in my mind.
Also was comment yours? lmao so true I mean, there's also an ugly Huey POV animation of Quiet riding his dick and I still get off to that, pic related. I take what I can get, as long as he looks decent. Speaking of, oh god I just fucking saw MORE ugly TIFesque porn of an obese Huey that I hadn't seen before on .xxx. I need to step it up.
>I'm a fujo a lot of the time but for once, I prefer straight stuff kek.Kek I'm mainly a yumejo but I like Otasune/Suneota. I think you and the other Otaconfuckers in this thread might convert me, though.
>I'm shocked at how little women yumejo him?Same, probably because most fangirl's first instinct is to ship two cute males together
unfortunately especially if they have a close relationship.
>I'll make my own content and coom to it, or commission a better artist.Based nona, best of luck!
>Anyway, sex with Hal Emmerich! I'll psyop him into liking my small boobs and get him to suck on them!Amen. If we're being honest, Otacon probably would be happy sucking on any kind of boob.
>>556425>Nvm, drawing was badNona please, you draw really good.
No. 556448
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>>556054I tried to enter his name like this but the system sex blocked me. sigh.
>>556442just in time! I think there's 1 or 2 slots left.
>>556418this is adorable. his expression is so devilish.
No. 556460
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>>556442erm based plankton enjoyer
do you like mr. lawrence No. 556461
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>>556453pretty sure it's the quotations that are
triggering the system, but I found a workaround.
No. 556465
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>>555695Put Plankton in please.
No. 556488
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>enjoying my obscure and inactive fandom for a 00s action series
>series focuses almost exclusively on action so the leads are all very open to interpretation (this will be important later) but there are still moments of characterization that makes them charming and interesting
>stumble upon a reader fic
>has a somewhat trashy premise but it's good. It's REALLY good actually, standing above even m/m fics in the fandom
>enjoying myself going through the fic, start to get a slightly bad feeling
>graphic rape scene with one of the main characters that hadn't been introduced yet
>clearly actually written for horror and not at all sexy but the author still decided that what this work needed was a rape scene with one of the main love interests and that this was the interpretation of his character she was going with
>not even that angry about the rape because the author did make it fit for the fic but that I just absolutely disagree with the portrayal of the character
>can't even talk about or rec the fic because of the scene
why god why
No. 556497
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>>555769The slutty vest and panties is his work uniform.
No. 556511
>>556488sad. honestly the rape trope is so tired. even if it's not written sexily (bare minimum), can't people think of anything else to create a traumatic background for the
victim or to make the perpetrator a villain? hope you find other good fics where your husbando is charming and interesting anon
No. 556521
>>556511to be honest the character is an asocial psycho so I can understand how she came to the conclusion but she could have easily just had him torture the reader, in my opinion. Trite and disappointing.
the good fics I dream of where I bully his autist ass are within my reach I just need to pick up a pen. I should start writing good fics out of spite for this person getting my hopes up and then disappointing me with her terrible taste.
No. 556543
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>>556532Same, though I'm neutral if it happens to a guy.
No. 556551
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>>556532That's why I don't even bother in trying to find fics of my husbando. He asks you over and over if you're ok with him being in a sexual moment
>>554153 he would prefer to die rather than force you to have sex with him. I hate those daddy Sylus fics so hard: they missed the point he prefers that MC is comfortable with him in everything.
No. 556590
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last call for the lewd hunger games! there's 3 slots left unless I missed someone.
No. 556594
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>>556590I’ll offer up Choso if you still have a spot left
No. 556600
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>>556590May I request Sugimoto from Golden Kamuy?
No. 556602
>>556590Mahito is in it right?
>>556461I appreciate your dedication nona
No. 556605
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>>556602yeah. while I'd rather see him making out with me or his clone than other men I still love seeing him teased and tortured in any way possible.
No. 556642
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Boredom led me to ask chatgpt some retarded headcanons about him. Unfortunately this has a 99% chance of being true
No. 556648
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>>556614awesome I was hoping for a DB character! anyway that wraps things up, I'll start the custom tournament tomorrow. I ran a test run with the default events and things already got gay kek. they really can't help themselves.
No. 556679
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>>556648You leave the room for 2 seconds and these husbandos instantly start recreating yaoi doujins.
No. 556743
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>>556441>lol, is it the stubble? I don't associate that with redditors by itself, and he's not a fatass so whatever. In addition to the clothes it just makes him look more like a dad, and that's hot to me.Probably? That combined with the fact he's older than Otacon, not the biggest old man fucker but if I play TPP and need my fix I know which character to turn to
>Also was comment yours? lmao so trueYes KEK
>I take what I can get, as long as he looks decent.I know the feel, Snake and Raiden are the only MGS characters that have an abundance of porn of them and the former is too barafaggy and the latter alwayys draws him as a fucking femboy instead of a qt bishie.
>Speaking of, oh god I just fucking saw MORE ugly TIFesque porn of an obese Huey that I hadn't seen before on .xxx.Ew, I think I saw that too, sorry for your loss. I got jumpscared by Otacon with a vagina if it's any consolation
>Amen. If we're being honest, Otacon probably would be happy sucking on any kind of boob.I keep forgetting that in universe there's literally no competition and he's very unpopular with women. I need him!
No. 556746
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>>555283This is how I talk with my sister.
No. 556757
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This fucking fuckheaded fucker kept me up all GOD DAMN NIGHT by just EXISTING. I want to TOUCH HIS NIPPLES WITH MY BARE HANDS
No. 556791
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>>556782Thinking it over, he’s pretty similar to
Vergil.
No. 556795
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>>556791You mom has
God taste No. 556798
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>>556782I'm a disgusting womanchild that still lives with her mother, so I literally just asked her right now and she told me that she used to have a lot of crushes on fictional men, to the point she sometimes had dreams about them as a teenager but doesn't really remember which ones specifically.
I do remember that she used to kinda have a crush on Dr. House when that was airing, which I still don't really understand, but it's kinda funny that she used to like an annoying autistic moid that sigma males obsesses over kek.
So yeah, our tastes are pretty different because she seems to like the “intellectual” savant types.
No. 556800
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>>556782If I had to guess…Kiefer Sutherland but his vampire character from Lost Boys. That movie was on repeat during my childhood so often I could probably recite the entire movie by memory.
No. 556803
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>>556800I’m suddenly remembering having fujo thoughts about Michael and David. They were totally gay for each other.
No. 556806
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>>556782My mom told me that she had a crush on Jonny Quest when she was a kid. Vintage childhood husbando.
I kind of wonder how she would react to him in Venture Bros. No. 556818
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Title for the next thread: Your mom was so retarded, she had a husbando like you.
No. 556854
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>>556782I dunno if she'd necessarily yume'd him, but I used to watch the original Teen Titans back in elementary school, and my mom would deliberately joked that she was in love in Cyborg and planned on marrying him. I would get so upset and pissed every time. It got so bad I stopped watch the show around her because I didn't want to hear her call Cyborg her boyfriend kek.