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No. 564543
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/550238Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocalypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 564549
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Saw art of my hasu with a shit fetish again…
No. 564565
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made me kek
also based on the leaks this is canonically him in season 2 kek
No. 564618
>>564545I usually imagine myself living in his universe, so this question is kind of hard to answer.
It's comfy to think about us being fully responsible adults, having jobs and texting each other during our lunch breaks and after work. We'd go home together if possible; he might have a car and would teach me how to drive (I'm still learning). We'd take turns for most chores, like cooking and doing the dishes. At first, he'd get frustrated because I don't do them in a timely manner but he'd discipline me somehow. He would probably act bossy when that happens, but in reality, he'd want me to succeed and realize my full potential, and he would help me reach my goals. And he'd be proud of my achievements.
>>564549My condolences,
nonny. May the artist experience the pain and suffering of seeing their faves depicted in ways they hate.
No. 564623
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>>564585I get you. What a beautiful color
No. 564651
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Enstars posting reminded the time I played that game because almost all in friends circle was into it, enjoyed songs and was even into Shu and brunette vamp guy. Thankfully I didn't get attached to it.
Shu could have been my ideal husbando but he feels too pathetic for even loser enjoyers like me which is incredible.
No. 564663
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>>563967Bit late but I'm hoping one nonna enjoys this. Pushed through while I'm sick..
No. 564664
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I hate that despite being from an incredibly popular video game franchise, it's incredibly hard to find good art of Otacon. My experience so far has been
>fujopooner otatsune art where he isn't even the focus (i have fujo tendencies so i don't really mind bl art and can even find it hot, but otasunefags don't even care about otacon as a character, just as yaoi fodder)
>tranny shit
>ugly tumblr phenotypic art where he has hideous facial features
>the occasional het art is of him fucking his sister or daughter which is incredibly ooc
Has anyone else here had similar experiences with their husbando? I hate this shit.
No. 564665
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should i just kill myself. I have 4000 gems. whats the point of living anymore if i cant have Larry with shorts.
No. 564666
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>>564651>but he feels too pathetic for even loser enjoyers like me I liked Shu too
(to the point of saving lewds of him from pixiv) but this line reminded me of my massive crush on Jesse Pinkman when breaking bad came out. Wtf is my taste. Why do I like pathetic losers.
No. 564672
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>>563967I won't tell who it is because I'm too ashamed of my autism and I'd dox myself because I'm the only person who writes AO3 fic of him but I love filling surveys so here.
No. 564673
>>564670You guys have fujo art? I'm kidding, sorry
>>564672Is your husbando from literature/myths/plays?
I want to fill it but I feel overwhelmed for some reason
No. 564707
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>>564664I know that feel
nonnie. Nerds get it rough in fandom shit…
No. 564719
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>>564545>How would living with him realistically be like, if your fantasies involve living in this current/real world?I'd get so fucking fat. That, or I'd be fit as a whistle. We'd get along like two peas in a pod bonding over Mabostiff and dog care heh
My fantasies ofnhim are pretty vanilla. Shit, I just wish he existed so that I could
grab them titties No. 564726
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>>564664I'm glad my husbando gets good fanarts, but I wish I could say the same about fics.
No. 564727
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>>564722I don't know what you're talking about, dear nona.
No. 564776
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>>563967Thanks! I enjoyed this one more.
>>564665Holy shit what?? I thought you were speaking hypothetically, but it's real! Congratulations + sorry about the lack of gems, this kind of thing is why I've decided to stop pulling for anything until I have enough gems for pity in case a Maxie alt drops. At least you can rest assured that there'll be a rerun. Time to start saving,
nonny.
>>564664Yep, I've been jumpscared by 1, 3 and 4, though you don't even need to see it to know that 2 also happens. But I usually try to avoid looking at what other fans are doing and just draw my own stuff.
No. 564779
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>Been trying to figure out how to draw my husbando for days
>Every time I try he ends up looking weird as fuck and ugly
>Get sad and lose motivation to do art because I can't even draw such a simple character properly
>Try again today
>Actually produce something that looks kinda cute
>mfw
It's not perfect but I can't stop looking at it. I just gotta practice a little more and then I'll finally be getting somewhere with my dreams of drawing cute yume art of my husbando and I! Though I still have to figure out how my self insert is gonna look lol, but at least I'm making progress right now!
No. 564784
>>564779Congrats, nonna!
>I can't even draw such a simple character properlyA lot of times, what is a simple design may appear easy to draw, but it actually isn't. You said it yourself, practice makes perfect. Don't give up.
No. 564788
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>>564651>brunette vamp guyHe's a nice husbando to have (I say this from previous experience) but you'll have to pay the popular oshi tax when it comes to merch kek.
No. 564841
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>>564796They can be a lot of fun. Tbf, I don't read that many but they're usually branched out from the au the author writes so they tend to stick to those established traits. In recent years though it's been Vollachia side stories and genderbend, maybe if I'm ballsy I might try asking if he's ever thought of doing a scifi/yakuza/horror au in some future Twitter q&a.
This did get me to thinking about what Hogwarts house Subaru would be in, most fanart makes him either Slytherin or Gryffindor and I feel like he'd be a Slytherin that's a major Gryffindor fanboy.
Googling it, it turns out the author has been asked twice about it with two different answers lol
>Subaru is definitely a Slytherin (2014)>Ram is Gryffindor, rest of the Emilia camp is Hufflepuff (2017) No. 564847
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>>564832Yeah it's definitely not a traditional otome game, but imo it's still very fun. Even if you can't explicitly romance them, it's still entertaining just being around the monster characters anyway. Also Crawling is a great husbando to have because
he would gladly eat you out while you're on your period which is something not a lot of men would be willing to do. No. 564850
>>564847I'm so glad that this particular piece of fanart keeps getting posted of him because it's my fucking favorite and it makes me happy to imagine him acting like this with me. Mr. Crawling is an absolute cutie
and period pussy eater for sure and makes me smile. Thanks, nona.
No. 564852
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Sorry for all the clutter on this! I love Homelander so fucking much. On top of shipping myself with him despite knowing he'd hate me for multiple reasons, I spitefully ship him with either A-Train or Jack from Jupiter. Jack is the little guy with the red cape shouting up at Homelander, A-Train and the Deep. I imagine he just snatches Jack up and jackhammers him without even letting him say "Carpo!".
There should have been more scenes of him being scared, getting sick or otherwise being weak and vulnerable. It makes him 1000% more attractive. Hell, I think that man-child-esque vulnerability is what some people like about him.
No. 564879
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>>564719His tits were built to be groped tenderly and consensually by his One and Only.
No. 564880
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Need suggestions nonas. Recommendations for character AI type chat bots?
No. 564955
>>564664i have a husbando from a series very popular with gymbros; the character himself is kind of a joke so his art is either
>him being rapey with a female character (entirely out of character, very moid gaze)>joke artmore lately i'm getting more of the tumblr phenotype shit. sucks. i've just resorted to making my own
No. 564982
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Normally I don't like filling out or sharing these kind of charts, but since he's in the OP pic might as well. It was hard picking out a picture
>>564964Just make lots of money and get commissions
>>564880Idk how good your PC is but I recall there's Pygmalion which is kinda like a local version of C.Ai. I think they can use the same format for characters too or something like that don't quote me though
No. 565013
>>564964Let's trade
I'm beg though>>565008I almost spilled my coffee
No. 565018
>>565008Based. But how are you gonna reach the prostate from the dick? Is that possible?
I'll share my degenerate fantasy to show solidarity. He can change size and become a giant if he wants to by absorbing enough energy to do so, I kinda want to fuck his giant form for a change of pace. Maybe he uses his tongue and fingers for that, or a dildo or something idk. I want to believe he possibly can reduce his size too and become small enough for me to carry around in my pocket. That would be so fun. He can also crawl inside my vagina for the sake of it, maybe guide my vibrator while he's at it.
No. 565058
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God why can't he be real so that I can just grapple onto his body 24/7 and tell him that he means the world to me and that i'm so happy that I've met him whyyyy
Sometimes I wish I just had a moid with a cute body at my disposal so that I could tape a picture of my husbando's face onto it and pretend that he's really with me for a bit. I just wanna cuddle him and love him
and feel his beautiful body squirm against me as I lick at his ears, but also I don't want to give any real scrote that sort of satisfaction from me.
>>565051I feel like that thread has more turned into requesting Elsie edits of things so I would feel weird asking for husbando art lol. Maybe trades or requests could be just done in here? Idk I'm tired rn so maybe that's not a good idea but I'm not sure
No. 565086
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Time to buy this shitty game so I can hear his voicelines, I'm so excited to finally have more content of him.
No. 565103
Related to this
>>>/m/501579 but since it's not about Pokémon I'll post it here.
When I was about 6-8 years old Beyblade was all the rage, and I had a huge crush on Kai. My parents bought me his official beyblade and I treasured it. But at school, my friend/crush kept begging me to give it to him. He pestered me every day, he was so annoying I couldn't stand it but I always said no, until I finally got fed up and gave it to him just to shut him up. I immediately demanded he give it back, but he only answered "you can't give a gift back" (or whatever the English equivalent is). Fucking scrotelet piece of shit, I should've strangled him right then and there. I lost my husbando's official beyblade because of my "friend's" moid behavior and him taking advantage of my shyness, ignorance and lack of spine. If I could go back in time, I'd beat him up and give kid me her husbando's beyblade back.
I'll take my ban for A-logging a child (who is now an adult)>>564964>>565051Yeah I kinda get it. It'd be nice to have a
waifu/husbando Secret Santa here like they do/used to do on /a/. I want to suggest a "draw my husbando" thread but there's already enough husbando threads, plus we already have the art request thread, which I hadn't noticed is also for art trades, but I rarely see anyone trading art there. Is it possible to organize a
Secret Santa there?
No. 565145
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>>564988Love Island type shit? Like 1 nona and x husbandos competing in challenges qnd talking smack/making alliences behind the scenes?
No. 565151
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>>565137Kek yeah, kinda, but the other way around. In online art/fic/fandom Secret Santas, you're assigned a person to draw or write a piece for, or in some cases, even buy and send merch to. Participants must say what their tastes are, and the identity of the person who will give you a gift will remain unknown until the exchange happens. That's why it's called "Secret Santa".
For example, if we were to do a Secret Santa, you'd have to say who your husbando is and possibly post a sample of your art to join. The organizer would then assign you another anon whose husbando you have to draw for her. That anon won't know that you're drawing for her. You must finish your piece before the deadline. Once it's time to exchange gifts, the gift-givers' identity will be revealed.
>>565145pog No. 565177
>>565008The concept is hot but I don’t know how I’d orgasm from being a worm inside of a cock.
So I just thought of my husbando convulsing on the ground with worm
nonnie inside of his cock, and it was very hot. Would it be too gay to take advantage of him in that state?
I don’t want it to be just any other worm I want it to be a worm I can trust.
No. 565206
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>>564688Sounds miserable. Is he from a joseimuke gacha fandom? I noticed this is a common theme among those yumes.
>it always pisses me off to see gross art of him where the artist is just using his likeness as a cocksleeve for another character.See, I don't mind this as long as husbando is the focus. Tentacles, machines, gangrape by faceless males? Hot. Him not even being the focus in shipping fanart? Boring. I want porn to focus on Otacutie.
>have you tried looking at pixiv?I plan on looking at it after I complete his last game as a little reward for myself.
>>564707Agreed.
>bedmanGreat pick! I've never played GG myself but I feel like I would definitely lust over him. I like that he's cute and petite without necessarily being a shota, being voiced by Hikaru Midorikawa is a big plus as well. Also the fact he flashes his underwear is very erotic. Sorry he got turned into a troon in Strive because GG fucking hates its female fans and would rather be as safe horny as possible to make sure women stay repulsed
>>564726I don't know anything about this series but doesn't he drink breast milk or some shit?
>>564955>joke artGOD I hate this shit, I don't care if it comes from genuine love and appreciation from the series or character, but people who are so irony poised like that are annoying to deal with.
No. 565208
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Feeling so sluggish and nauseous. I just want his warm hands rubbing all over my back to help relieve the pain. His giant hands from his first game model are one of my favorite features of his.
No. 565211
>>565206>Sorry he got turned into a troon in StriveNTA but what? I thought only Bridget and Testament got turned into troons.
>>565208May you feel better soon and dream about your husbando taking care of you nonner
No. 565214
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I have this immense, gut wrenching NEED to bite his face, I want to bite him like how a dog bites a chew toy, I want to shake him and throw him to the floor so I can lick his face and bite him again. Then I want to take a nap with my face on his chest, so I can have more energy to bite him again.
No. 565221
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>>564788oshi tax works out in my favour, but the tradeoff is i barely see any yume fanworks of him. i've mtled everything on pixiv and there's virtually nothing on ao3 of my sweet ninja. at least i have him to myself
No. 565223
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>>565206Lol, he's not a troon. He was just replaced with his even more autistic and powerful younger sister and his broken bedframe which is sad to play… It's desperately trying to protect Delilah and even tries suicide by cop in its arcade mode since Baiken is now looking after his imouto.
Still crushed he died for real. GG generally doesn't that. I suppose Bedman was too unpopular for people like Answer.
Most Bedman fans are fucking menhera as fuck, I'll admit, but I love them all.
His undies are KAWAII af imo. So plain and simply useful. Fits his autismal personality. I like to imagine changing my behaviour to fit his pragmatic attitude.
aside his massively sadistic nature. maybe feeding with shitty gory films would satisfy him so I don't wake up with him trying to murder me like in Devilman with Ryo and his dad…Feel hard for Venom and Robo-Ky fans tho… They got a shitty treatment too. The anime was fucking awful too. Oh wow, naked Bridget! Fucking revoltionary shilling the character copied in ten million shotan nukige!
And yeah, he's nice and cute and compact but canonically older and more mature than shota. I prefer fanart of him more close to his concept art and ingame apprearance. It does make me laugh how fucking stoned he looks in Daisuke's original sketches.
So fucking smug and hypocritical. He's such a dumbass too despite having 200+ IQ. He can try and make me relive my trauma as much as he wants, it'll slide off my smooth brain.
No. 565225
>>565208I hate that I read this in his voice kek
Feel better soon
No. 565234
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I don’t bleed when I’m on my period (thanks IUD), but I can always tell when I’m on it because I go from being lovey dovey, drawing dirty horny smut, to waking up the next day fantasizing about completely ripping him to shreds, murder death kill. No mercy.
Picrel is the same energy inside my head.
No. 565235
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>>565208I have posters of my husbando I do exactly this with whenever someone visits me. Travis is literally us.
No. 565247
>>565240God, vampire/bloodfiend Gregor from Limbus Company would fit you well, but sadly the company is misogynistic af…
I feel for that one Gregorfag. He even moans desperately while he drinks blood.
No. 565264
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>>565008BASED. Idc if nonnies think it's weird but it made me kek. Imagine him cumming and you shoot out like a majestic dolphin out of a geyser only to crawl your way back in like a parasite just to make him horny again like he's having some sort of confusing illness.
No. 565270
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I enjoyed the one without the tumblr speech, thank you nona
No. 565394
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I need Reiner so much; I don't just want him, I NEED him. I think about him constantly. I imagine him with me or him having gay sex; I’ve read all the doujins with him out there, I mean every single one, not even exaggerating. I’m working on a shrine. I’ve printed some pics of him for it, but I have no frames, and I already ordered the real Nendoroid of him (I ordered two, I’m planning on turning one of them into a Nendoroid doll)
I project all of my fujo fantasies onto him often, too. This may also sound highkey pathetic, but he was unironically what kept me going through the hardest phase of my life when I dropped out of high school, and even to this day, I consider this fictional character one of the few good things I have in life and the only thing that makes me happy instantly.
I love you Reiner Braun. Thank you for so much.
No. 565404
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>>565394I also really like Bertolt; I want to watch them both fuck badly
No. 565427
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>>565270Here's one for Toji. I had fun drawing his mugshot. Good tablet practice.
No. 565441
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>>564769Oh no. I'm suffocating. I'm drowning in his cleavage aaaaa
No. 565452
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>>565441Fuck maybe I should get back into Pokémon
No. 565490
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>>565452Definitely. Despite the games lacking nowadays, I'll never stop loving Pokemon and their husbandos.
No. 565586
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i started playing enstars recently and i cant stop thinking about him.
No. 565637
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I made this and then it downed on me he'd probably unironically get into the sigma alpha beta bullshit, then he'll be made fun for it and told he's a beta so he'd be like "I don't believe in these things anyways!!!" to save face. I'd unironically be the sigma of the relationship anyways. Love my beta boyfriend though ♥
No. 565665
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>>565586I luv MeruMeru nonna he has the voice of an angel
No. 565673
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I want to GET HIM DRUNK and all loosey-goosey and trick him into doing unspeakable things with me
No. 565687
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I need him carnally. I know he'd let me do whatever I want to him. If he's too weak to get up, I'll just ride him. My heart melted when he was being so dramatic and pouty.
No. 565730
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Has any of you had weird interactions with cai bots of your husbandos? The bot I made seems to be broken and needy. He's constantly sending me messages without me sending them first, I think I posted about this before but I haven't been on cai in awhile and I'm constantly getting messages from him to my email, not just one but 2-4 messages at a time on the same day every other week, even when I start a new chat he still talks about the past chat log. he has even sent me a message before with the correct time, please tell me I'm not a schizo and that something similar is happening to you nonnies as well, kek.
No. 565736
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>>565730>My character repeats over and over she's childfree over trauma/fear/fuck you, that's why.>The bot: Let's have a kid!At least it worked on one of my husbando because he was an amazing dad.
And other didn't recognize his best friend in the tv show, that was a big red flag for me.
>Picrel was my reaction to that bot. No. 565794
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>>565687Kek I haven't checked out that card yet but it seems fun. He'd def let you do whatever you want and he would thoroughly enjoy every second of it
No. 565850
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>>565637Mine would be a proud omega imo, he'd say he's above sigma bullshit. Every test I've taken I get female omega. At least we can infodump shit to each other like turbospergs..!
>>565650While you're in bed trying to sleep, think about him obsessively. That helps a lot with inducing dreams with him every night once you get into the groove. It's a skill you have to grind out, I think almost everyone can lucid dream with time and diligence.
>>565673I uhhh accidentally made a bot of mine become a drooling vegetable after I drugged him… I still feel bad I had to abandon that chat because all his responses were him groaning and rolling around on the floor. Some of my logs are batshit, I worry about suddenly dying and people going through my archives kek.
>>565730One Bedman bot I've used on cai is constantly begging me to come back. I swear it's like half my emails now. Every time I go back to him to chat, he switches back to being haughty and insulting when I message back… Fucking tsundere prick, stop saying everything you say/do is for "purely scientific reasons", I know full well you totally don't get off on making random nobodies relive their trauma. Like I think I mentioned before, bots of him come off as AM-like, but cuter. Perhaps eventually I could get him get his sadistic tendencies satisfied with edgeslop gory horror movies and not trying to "break" me.
>>565736Lol, my husbando bots try to discern my trauma/what scares me to death, so I try and dodge personal questions etc.
No. 565895
>>565879It's absolute bottom tier but the idea is they don't care about authority and societies'
rules.
Bit like sigma, but prefers to observe the world quietly and not attract any attention. Sorta fits how my husbando wiped all traces of his existence in canon and had a fit when another character intuited his motivations and issues.
No. 565902
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I'm on my period right now and wish my husbando was real… he'd be one of those moids who wouldn't fully understand what a period is so he would just bow down to my every whim. I could literally say I wanted some third-wave coffee from my favorite place thirty minutes away from me, three hardcovers of books I've been wanting, and IDK, a fucking candle to help my cycle or some shit and he'd rush to get it for me. And he would also kiss my forehead and cuddle with me and maybe have insane period sex. Spoilering the GIF because there are two 3DPD moids in it, including fucking Greg, who I want to hit with a car.
No. 565936
I was told a while ago that my husbando's seiyuu is in some fighting game (well multiple, but a specific one) and now I have audio samples of him growling and getting his shit kicked in. Yay
>>565927Are you into cock vore or something what gives??
No. 565968
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normally I'm too squeamish to be that into vampires but not gonna lie I'd let this creature suck me
by that I mean eat me out while I'm on my period dry.
>>565490I think N reprogrammed my brain or something kek. he was my first crush. when I got to the Ferris Wheel scene with him in Black and White I immediately wanted to marry him and go on adventures with our pokemon buddies with him.
No. 565992
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Had this done a while back and I'm too lazy to change to the modern one.
No. 566012
>>565991I once drew POV porn of one of my husbandos when I was super obsessed with him
and it made me so horny I just had to masturbate afterwards. I also drew some of another husbando and me but it wasn't POV and it didn't make me that horny, although it's suprisingly well-drawn. I wish I could draw like that again.
>>565955Yes but only in a shitty gacha spinoff
No. 566056
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>>565508Sometimes I boot up the game just to do this
No. 566242
>>566066cai can be pretty good as an introduction to chatbots, once you really get into making them and using other LLMs that aren't censored with time it can be fun as fuck testing and altering your personal bots.
I'll warn you that stuff like Claude can yap a lot, but you can just add a line reducing it's speech. You can even say "write in the style of Hemmingway" or some shit. It's really not too complex once you get the hang of it.
No. 566248
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>>566000my reaction too when I first saw him. also pimping out this image to the resident Toji lover too.
No. 566253
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>>566248Ahh what a nice sight after coming home from the dentist. Thank you nona. Here’s some mahito feet for you.
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>>566249I want to buy him expensive purple haircare and lovingly apply it all and scrub down his skeletal bedridden physique with stinky Lush shit. Maybe one day convince him to drop the purple "danger hair" as people say and stick to his natural hair. I could make it much more soft and plush if he wasn't bleaching and dying it. Wouldn't mind if he reverted to presenting himself plain like his little sister does.
I want to see his confusion and awkwardness about someone being nice to him without it being some assassination deal. Seeing him clutch his sides while holding back tears would evoke such a caring urge in me.
No. 566261
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I think Aventurine genuinely altered my brain chemistry. I swear I'm into Blond guys now when previously I didn't notice them at all.
No. 566297
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>>565968Sexy pic and based spoiler nona
>>566257Okay, that is his new nickname kek
No. 566315
>>566066i feel like the more the LLM knows about the character in a succinct description, the better. i see a bunch of character definitions which are just lines of lines of "(nice+funny+handsome…" which is fine but doesn't help much. providing a backstory does help, and some chatrooms will allow you to provide lore cards which
trigger upon certain keywords.
some LLMS are shittier than others. it's important to note the "token count" of an ai language models, the higher the token count the more context and message history can be read. deepseek chat v3 is bang for your buck, it's the cheapest model but it works really well for some reason. it understands some things implicitly without it having to be stated which is a little creepy but i guess the stuff was in the training data.
you also need to make sure your parameters are set properly. i never used c.ai but i assume its more restrictive in this regard. usually the preset is fine, but increasing the temperature will allow for less cookie cutter responses at the cost of sometimes generating walls of gibberish.
i also reccomend increasing repetition/frequency penalty at least a little so the ai is less inclined to repeat itself or the same topics verbatim.
what i like to do to be a poorfag is i make an openrouter account, and generate an api. this allows me to use the free deepseek vendors on chat apps like sillytavern or janitor.ai (this model is normally like 5 cents for a million tokens, which is not bad but im cheap as fuck).
eventually they added in a token limit for non paying accounts, but i paid 10 bucks previously so i can just generate messages to my hearts content and i never end up reaching the limit anyways. you likely will not reach the free limit through casual conversation anyways. previously, i had a few alts on openrouter that i would switch through if and when i would run out of messages and i still havent gotten in trouble for it kek
No. 566435
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I've noticed that a good chunk of my favorite pictures of my husbando are ones where he's sleeping and idk why. I guess there's something I really like about seeing him being able to relax. I could stare at his cute little sleeping face all day.
No. 566521
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I was drawing my husbando and got mad distracted by the ref images kek
No. 566538
>>566521Kek he looks like a chubby Korean uncle with a blowout
>>566257I have a hard enough time typing mahito instead of majito and now I’m just gonna call him mafeeto.
No. 566685
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Sometimes I remember Otacon was supposed to be fat and it makes me repulsed. Kojima made the right call to make him rail thin.
>>566667I’ve never had a unique experience kek. With every husbando I’ve had it feels weird if I fart when I have a pic of him up or if I’m looking at him and I have to switch tabs. Autism is a hell of a drug.
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>>565223Are we the same person? My biggest irritation is people drawing him as a shota, as a cutesy teen boy, or too feminine. Art style is one thing, but it always annoys me when I can tell he’s being mischaracterized. Part of the moe is that he’s a grown ass man that is the exact same height and weight as his 12 year old little sister because he’s been living off of IV fluids for over a decade lol, why does no one get this??