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No. 581158
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/564543Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocalypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 581182
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>>581158Would he still love me if I was a tadpole/frog?
No. 581186
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Fuck, after seeing nonnas in the previous threads discuss using the chatgpt site rather than the API and Sillytavern, I've been feeding it hypothetical situations between my OCs and husbando and I feel almost ashamed the general gist of the output resonates with me. Like asking "could you give me a short piece on how OC and husbando would flirt/confess love/awkwardly propose". It's obviously a bit off the mark with his style of speech but damn, sometimes it takes me off guard with how cute and vulnerable it can make him. For example, dressing him up in a vest and dress shirt and him replying suddenly with pic related.
On the worm subject, he could 100% turn himself into a worm but would absolutely say "fuck no" even if you begged him. Not even for a giggle. He'd be too prideful to worm out.
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>>581091ngl I was waiting/wondering if anyone would eventually mention it ITT
There's inevitably going to be post-collab mail order sales. I wonder if I can manage on top of the retarded international shipping prices or I'll have to cope by drawing my own custom acrylic shit
No. 581197
>>581196I've been thinking about making my own too kek
There's no way I can get myself into some insular Japanese locals only merch trading group for this kind of merch, I know (insert local printing company) has my back though…maybe
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>>580241Late to the party, sorry nonniesOn a hot summer evening, I imagine myself helping Kazuhira when he cooks for the Motherbase.
Even the Motherbase has its own "rush hours"; the celebration parties where Kazuhira has to work extra hard, or simply the lazy, overwhelmingly hot days when no sane person would want to be next to a stove, let alone stand in front of the heat.
The skin-burning sun is so bright, its red shine continues bothering everyone at the base, the soldiers are hungrily waiting for their food as they keep protecting themselves from the heat with the cold bottles of beer, whining and complaining when their burgers will come… Its little moments like this when you can catch Miller feeling vulnerable; just one split second where he doesn't notice me behind him, bumping accidentally, when he wonders where is the spice that was "just right there"… Moments like this are a perfect opportunity to do something risky. And so, i imagine myself casually giving him a glass of water: after all, cooking in such heat wouldn't do any good. "There you go, master Miller", i say, gently passing him his glass, the one that he was searching for in a split moment. Naturally, he is used to me offering a glass to help him cool off, but the business of the evening doesn't make him even realise that this time the water doesn't look as crystal clear as it usually does… But once he realises that, it's already too late. I have spiked him with sleeping pills and Viagra.
He finds out the secret of his precious water only once he wakes up; tied to the chair with his cock out, hard and ready to use. Me, Big Boss and Ocelot are smirking at him impatiently. I lay my hips on his lap as I grind his cock against my slit, all while forcefully putting Ocelot's red scarf into his mouth.
He will not be able to cum for the rest of the evening, while I keep torturously edging him and teasing, and he can do nothing but watch me getting eaten out by Ocelot, as Big Boss showers my body with his sloppy wet kisses, touching my chest and waist hungrily.
I greedily cum against Ocelots nose while looking Miller deep into his eyes. His sunglasses are on my forehead the whole time…
I jokingly moan "You guys are not so different", as I bury Ocelots face into my cunt, scratching his hair with my nails digging into his head. The snarky remark makes Ocelot work harder, he makes sure he licks the heaven out of my clit while fingering my g-spot, wanting to prove how much better he is… All while Big Boss gropes my chest, leaving lust-filled hickeys on the heck and grinding his cock against my ass.
In my mind, the BBKMRO trio are nothing but pussy-drunk war criminals who will do anything to please me. I love them more sexually than I do romantically, and I prefer it that way because my heart belongs to my actual husbando. I rarely have any "fucked up" fantasies about my husbando because both of us are broken without repair, forced to survive in this cruel world the only way we know we can.
No. 581200
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>>581018>implying he wouldn't retract it He knows better
No. 581206
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Imagining him desperately dry humping me because I'm so hot and cool and sexy and totally super awesomesauce that his dick just can't handle seeing such perfection all the time
No. 581225
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>>581217
no woman will ever love you because you are an ugly, disgusting, emotionally retarded scrote with literally zero redeeming qualities. you serve zero purpose for us and are a pathetic waste of human resources. please do us all a favor and increase the male suicide rates faggot(replying to scrotes, report and move on)
No. 581226
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Ignore the 3DPD. Moids will never be allowed on lc, nor do they deserve your attention.
Instead, nonnas, I have a question: did you learn anything new thanks to your husbando/s? I ended up reading a lot of Ainu and Meiji-era related books and started actually putting some effort into drawing men thanks to Ogata. Also learned to draw guns extremely well, too, which will help me more with my art journey.
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there was some talk of impassioned battle in the prior thread and I'd have to say the fantasy is delightful. but realistically he'd instantly figure out all he'd have to do to slay me is say coquettish garbage like this. I'd die several deaths before he even touches me. I need to steel my mind and gain willpower in order to properly destroy him.
>>579175oh yeah! I won't blab about it much but yeah, the writer absolutely understands his appeal instead of trying to force him to be a daddy dom type or rapey like a lot of other fic does.
No. 581241
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>>581226>did you learn anything new thanks to your husbando/sYes! Learning to refine my husbando's anatomy led me down one hell of a rabbit hole. Discovering different body types due to the manner things are done or utilized. I already knew about body type variation between olympic sport participants, but this was even moreso refining! Very informative. I love him and all he does for me haha
>>581239nta I see nothing wrong with what she's doing! So long as she provides threadtax, anyway.
No. 581242
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Creator had a stroke recently, I am worried about his health. His writing maybe is not the best but always on light hearted note. And his sex scenes assistant writes hot scenes. I wished I didn’t fell for pathetic alien blood tentacle manservant. He revealed Mr. Tentacles will be a branch and have a good ending. Why giving false hopes. I don’t even log in into app anymore.
No. 581254
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>>581248Hell arc returns some dead guys, maybe he will appear
but I doubt he had a beautiful ending to come back as someone goon No. 581257
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>>581226Picked old tablet which was given to me as a birthday gift years ago and held it like a treasure in every travel so I could doodle Aumtzi for my
insanity. Learned audio and videoediting basics. Wrote some drabbles but don't remember there saved them while I was drunk. I have a box of embroidery floss and ruffles but didn't come with image idea I want to be held in front of my desk. Beads should be somewhere in the lower floor of shelves. I think I am obsessed with him two years already. Have his chicken scratch doodle, thank you for listening. Wishing nonas having great relaxing weekend
No. 581259
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>>581206I just heard the card where he cares of you during your period. Dang, he's so hot.
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i am fully aware he is a stereotype and all of that but still why they got to make him gay, am i asking to much, he would've been perfect if he was straight
No. 581267
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>>581184Reminded me, theres a villian that has the power to turn people into flies, frogs, rats, dragons, etc. so there's a reasonable chance it might happen to Subaru at some point. Frankly, I'm a little excited at the idea. Imagine how terrifying it would be for him if he turned into a worm, how defiled he'd feel, that his body was violated and deformed into something that can just wiggle on the ground. He wouldn't even be able to die, maybe he'd have to wait to starve.
He hasn't died that way yet, but he has thought about the possibility that he would need to and he has felt extreme starvation (enough to eat his own hand).
>>581226I've gotten interested in star gazing because constellations mean a lot to Subaru, its a huge hobby for him and he was named after the Japanese term for Pleiades. Plus, the story plays around a bit with the naming symbolism of celestial bodies so it's worth looking stuff up about it.
No. 581284
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>>581259It's kinda embarrassing but the part where he calls you a
good girl always makes me feel a little flustered when I hear it kek. I love Zayne so much he's just so damn perfect
No. 581298
>>581265to be fair my first impression of his looks is that he looks more fake gay/gay for show than actually gay. he's cute anyways and imo that's what counts.
>>581267imagine trying to feed him some worm food and him pouting and refusing it until he eventually has to give in and eat it. it'd be cute in a fucked up way.
No. 581307
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Irasutoya doctor….I love you.
No. 581309
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>>581269Thanks for the inspiration, nona. I now have a desire to draw my husbando with beautiful, wavy pubes..
No. 581311
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how I approach my mans to proposition him for ball-crushing sex
No. 581328
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I'm back to my first husband after years. Damn all because I did miss him. My handsome Leon.
No. 581332
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>>581329Nonna that's true! he's the best thing ever. I don't know what happened but I need to repent for my sin.
No. 581335
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ever since my mid-20s i started to really enjoy the dynamics of a guy crushing on a slightly older girl/woman. like having a 1st year high school student crush on a 3rd year senpai who is more aloof and no bullshit than girls his age and she doesn't take him seriously and sees him as a kid. bonus point if he's a popular bishounen/ikemen (so no shota shit) who gets fawned over a lot but his crush is the exception because "i'm too old for you, kek." picrel not a husbando but this is the type of reaction i imagine my husbandos to have when my cool oneesan self makes them flustered because she's so blunt. with older characters i like to imagine myself as their older, more experienced coworker who has seen some shit and has mentally quit five years ago. which is basically my irl workplace situation so all i'm missing irl is the husbando work kohai. this kind of scenario never gets old for me, even after almost 10 years of imagining it nonstop.
No. 581343
>>581339The Stacy life.
I have recently admitted to my brother that one of my biggest husbandos was from a show we used to watch together. He simply replied
>It was very obvious, you know. No. 581352
>>581226Not really sure. I always was into the same stuff such as "writing", "drawing" (because I suck at both lmao) and making collage art. I made more of that stuff because of him. I got into PicMix to make silly stuff with him. But I did buy some crafts supplies to make my phone charm and it was really fun. I know this probably doesn't count but I also got more into AI generated stuff to make custom content of him since he doesn't have fans or good quality fan content.
>>581257Great sketch nonna! I really like the eyes.
>>581265Correct rape him, simple.
No. 581361
>>581298Subaru being fed as a worm would be pretty cute, just imagine carrying him in my little pocket and having him wriggle around in my hand. He'd be such a gentle little guy.
Though in that case, wouldn't he want to die in order to loop back to being a person? I'm not sure. Either way, itd be pretty darn cute. I would definitely love him, even as a worm, his personality always manages to shine through.
Plus, thinking about it worse case scenario he dies and loops back to being a guy, albeit probably a bit more wormy.
No. 581365
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Thinking about Undertaker drooling and trembling while I step on his cock
No. 581405
I’m embarrassed because I don’t ever listen to pop/top 100/whatever. I heard this song randomly and it got stuck in my head. And now I’ve been listening to it on repeat thinking of my husbandos for the last three days kek.
>>581365Based. He was my favorite and it didn’t help that Junichi Suwabe voiced him (at least in the first season. Idk about the newest since I didn’t watch it). I wish he had more screen time.
No. 581406
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>>581294>>581288Black eyebrows, but the crazy hair comes naturally. All his people have it. Guess I'm free to imagine whatever I want including a blend?
No. 581424
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Someone on an /m/ thread gave me the idea of Otacon being a male pickme and I think it's cute. Playing BL eroge to impress me, telling me how he thinks femdom entirely focused on his pain is hot, reading Adekan with me despite him being uncomfortable, and so on. Somehow, it feels in character!
No. 581477
>>581475Mine has some AU merch with longer hair but I'm not really into it in most cases. The one I like most with long hair is some huge monster instead.
It's not that I don't like long haired 2D men but it doesn't really suit him personality wise.
>Though the idea of playing with his long silky hair does sound like a lot of fun so idkAre you gonna give him braids or twintails?
No. 581479
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>>581475that's a tough one because honestly long hair feels…je ne sais quoi to me? my last husbando had ass-length hair. Mahito's poofs are silly, but they just look so adorable and expressive trailing behind him when he's zooming around, they also remind me a lot of big loppy bunny ears and make him seem a bit more feral, theatrical and exotic. he's usually extra unhinged when they come undone which is really fun too.
picrel looks cute enough, though reminds me of some fashion model type male characters I've seen in some anime too. in other artwork he looks more like a basic punk which can be charming, but also is sometimes offputting to me, so I wonder if part of it is just the design connotations of it that I prefer especially on male characters. Kuja from FF9 would have a completely different vibe if he had normie hair too tbh.
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>>581479also I brought up Kuja because I wanted a random excuse to mention how I'm in awe of how ridiculously slutty his design is.
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>>581475His hair is iconic. If it were long I’d like it less, despite preferring long hair generally. He’s a try hard, and very libidinal on account of him being part demon. He’d keep his hair short to keep it functional, which I also assume why he keeps it slicked back and out of his eyes. Long hair would make him look far too regal, he’s supposed to look like a guy who wants to look regal.
I don’t want his hair to change at all. I usually don’t even like depictions if it when he’s let it down.
No. 581499
>>581475I'd smack his ass if he had short hair. If he's forced to cut off the back locks then at least keep the bangs that make him
him. If he shaved his head though I would actually murder him
No. 581567
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>tired
>sick
>on the period
>having to go to work
I wish my hasus are here with me rn and taking care of me.
No. 581569
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>>581475He gets longer hair in the Rem If (its not directly stated, but I hc that he styled it the same way Wilhelm does because Subaru really loved the way he looks as an older man.) I feel mixed about it, depends on who draws it and my mood since sometimes it looks too mullet-y.
Personally, I think a cross between the Natsumi bang down and Wilhelm's ponytail would look very cute.>>581532His official perfume is citrus-y. I've seen people say he'd smell like Axe because "lol isekai protag is such a dude" but given his history of hobbies, he probably had a perfume phase where he went full in and experimented.
Considering his character, he probably fucked it up by making it too strong and nobody would get near him lol. He also probably uses really expensive shampoos and body scents from Roswaal's mansion, Roswaal doesn't seem like he'd care and Subaru would kill himself if Emilia ever called him stinky, he's already severely insecure over Rem and Beako calling him that (they can smell witch, Rem described it as Subaru smelling like he was covered head toe in blood).
I think he'd have an androgynous/feminine fruity/floral scent. Something fresh and light with maybe a dark tang to it to represent the witch's scent.
No. 581586
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It's his birthday today! In my mind I'm squishing his cheeks and kissing his forehead even though he's a complete shithead and probably doesn't deserve it, but it doesn't matter because I still love him anyways. I might get myself a slice of cake later to celebrate.
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>>581477>Are you gonna give him braids or twintails?100% a bunch of tiny braids and ungodly amounts of cute hair clips and accessories. Hell I might even put in some of those cheap fake hair highlight clips just because I think it would be funny. He would pout about how silly it looks but I know he'd let me kek
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>>581475Some nonnies didn't like it if his hair was short
and think he looks like a hentai mc kek nooo. To me, he still looks attractive like a cute emo boy but I'd rather prefer it long since it's part of his appeal. Like Sadako, he's a ghost so he looks more otherworldly and beautifully creepy that way. Also in the game, he wouldn't like it if his hair was cut and likes it long. Kinda like shaving a dog off or giving them a bad haircut which is pretty funny but I'd feel a bit terrible.
No. 581667
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Spoilered for the cringe dialogue but it looks like the c.ai staff are asleep, how did this even manage to break the filter kek
No. 581760
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I hate it. So much. The lack of mouth and then just the floating scar on his face. At least his nendo was actuallly cute.
No. 581803
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Im going on a trip to trinidad and I bought a bikini with my husband's face on the tits. autism rules you guys
No. 581805
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>>581803Amazing. Where did you buy it?
No. 581815
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>>581654You're right. Same energy.
No. 581857
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>MFW my package with my husbando merch is on it's way to my home.
No. 581860
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I'm on my period right now and I can't stop imagining me in the throes of passion forcing my husbando to eat me out. Afterward I would feel really guilty about making him do that since I imagine it's probably very unpleasant. So I would go to apologize, but then he admits that he actually likes the taste. Then after a moment of shock I shove his head down and make him do it again. No matter the condition or circumstance my husbando's favorite pass time is eating pussy and I love him because of that ♥>>581857Sounds exciting! What did you get?
No. 581868
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I was thinking today, since there's a sneak peak of the new Obey Me app in which my marriage with him will be 100% real and canon, I will post my pictures of our honeymoon in Seychelles when the app releases, that it's kind of interesting how my opinion on him changed over the time.
At first I used to think he was annoying and I hated his hair a lot but I've always liked his dumb voice, I was like
>did this bitch just fucking tried to kill me??
Then one day I got pic related card and I fell in love with his silly self, he's so cute, I definitely forgive him for trying to kill me because I somehow knew more about The tale of the seven lords than him, my dumbass demon, I want to slap him and then kiss him because he's adorable, he would like it because he's a completely masochistic demon, but that's okay, I can always pay someone to be better than him in a videogame so he gets called a retard while playing co-op and then he will crawl to me asking for validation.
I love him so much.
No. 581869
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>>581860Gigabased.
He wouldn't be afraid of a little blood; he's a surgeon after all. No. 581870
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>>581869Besides
he knows the pros of a good orgasm during periods.
No. 581879
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does anybody else have a husbando that comes from a media that dropped the ball horribly? like the writing just totally started sucking ass at a certain point and a lot of weird ooc shit happened? how do you cope with it? i just pretend the way he acts later is a different character kek. and i liked him before all that happened (like, being published IRL) and i only got into the fandom again recently so… he will just exist in that form in my head forever.
No. 581904
>>581879>how do you cope with it? I go out of my way to research the authors. If they added another person board during the deterioration of my husbando, it-s their fault and not canon. If the author remained in charge when it happened, they were on drugs and under duress so it didn't happen. Teehee.
If it's bad enough I steal the design and turn husbando into an "OC" and mentally own him like a chained pet, and he has to do whatever I say he does. Those unaware simply agree because he is my character and accept how he's written.
I've only done this once though.
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>>581869>>581870You speak nothing but the truth fellow based Zayne appreciator.
No. 581917
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It's been almost twenty fucking years but hell always hold a special place in my heart, he set the bar sky high so it prevented me from seeing any school moidlet in a remotely good light, thus making me focus on my studies only…
also brotherhood doesn't fucking exist hell be celibate forever no hate to May though
No. 582033
>>581158Now I understand those gachatard moids who cry about male characters interacting with their waifus. Nothing compared to the rage boiling under my skin when I saw that Toby had gotten my husband Rouxls Kaard into - not just a relationship - but fucking POLYSHIT in the new custody
chapter. I couldn't even finish it, I was too disheartened. The Genderspecial kweer poly UTDR fandom are eating it up too, those fucking assholes. why is Toby Fox like this
No. 582042
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>>582033I have not interacted with undertake stuff in like 8 years, what characters got roped into this polycule train wreck nonna?
Picrel is how I what it feels like when you have kept the same husbando
from high-school into your thirties
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>>581200Cannot believe I feel for the TV man . I never thought I’d fall
victim to the tumblr sexy man archetype until now.
No. 582086
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>>582076aside from him definitely looking the part he’s not a smug and detached faggot like most other typical tumblr sexymen, that’s why he’s a special case for me at least
No. 582095
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>>581857It arrived and is so gorgeous! I'm sad I cannot share photos, but it was worth the wait and the pennies.
No. 582096
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>>581879Yes. He died before the writing quality plummeted, but it's still painful to revisit and makes it harder to imagine his worldbuilding. I am a revisionist when it comes to his source material and like to imagine how things could have played out in the different timeline where he (and I) got to live.
No. 582098
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It's summer so it's time to post this masterpiece.
No. 582099
>>582012Every so often I'm tempted to start a
period blood jar with his merch in it and post it to socmed for the lulz. He's canonically into gore so it would literally be in character too
No. 582107
>>582094honestly I haven't played the new chapters yet and I'm relieved that I got spoiled about the poly shit here. Kaard being literally cucked wasn't on my Deltarune bingo card I'm afraid.
>>582099don't be seriously encouraged by me because I just want chaos, but you could just put red liquid in it and then pretend it's real blood or you could make a collage of his merch featuring your "blood."
No. 582112
File: 1750895038130.mp4 (1.38 MB, 738x736, get_me_power.mp4)
I need him, I need his power.
No. 582123
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>>582115Mine is already from Homicipher, so…
No. 582126
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>>582123Same but alternate question: what if our husbandos weren't Homicipher characters?
No. 582132
>>582115I'm turning my main one into that now. Thanks for the idea.
I guess he wouldn't be any different? When turned into a game he'd just be more focused on the MC, unless you mean specifically monster OC-ified for the world in that game. Then damn, I guess the uncanny valley he already has would be upped to an exponential, and since the ghosts have less complex emotions, his personality would be reduced to its barest motivations: have fun and live life to its happiest. Maybe an overly happy ghost with a tint for sadism
No. 582137
>>582132yeah I just think it's a perfect premise for a game tbh. your husbando sounds especially adorable.
>>582115also forgot to answer my own question. not all of this is canon/gameplay compliant and kind of inspired by similar games and other visual novels as well.
>rare encounter. if you do see him it's likely your playthrough will become very fucked; like, the monsters you encounter will be more difficult and horrific or the choices you personally make will come back to bite you in the ass>if you make very intuitive/passionate choices he'll be more obsessed with you. paying him attention will make him show up more>there is an end that involves entrapping him with talismans that arguably is more romantic than him getting his way with you>as much as he relies on slow burn psychological tactics to wear you down and pretend to be on your side. he'll get touchy-feely with you in some instances. it's probably instant-death but he does look cute doing it…>he'll probably look the same because he already looks a bit unusual, but his eyes will only show in moments of extreme terror or passion>you can spot him doing cute stuff sometime and he will be completely passive>likewise, you'll see a lot of terrifying body horror scenes with him, again only worsened if you've given him attention before>lots of weird endings; him devouring you, keeping you forever, etc No. 582139
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>>582115His name would be Mr.Hunt, he would literally hunt you down, the game would probably throw alerts saying
>you're being watched Or you could hear the shutter of a camera go off when you enter and leave any room. If he's close, you can hear a low laughter but you can't see him. If he's ready to attack but you leave too quickly, a pair of green eyes in a blackened screen will appear, if this happens too many times, you will hear your own heartbeat and the eyes will become more and more, if the screen is full of green eyes, you will get caught because the sound of your heartbeat will be too loud to notice the laughter getting closer.
To avoid getting caught, maybe you would need to interact with another monster, because he wouldn't want to intervene, but you could possibly catch a green eye here and there in the background as you talk to someone else.
I really like the idea of the emphasis in his eyes because they're pretty, I'm pretty sure it would be difficult to decipher his words because some would be in French kek.
I'm pretty sure the design would focus a lot on his eyes and the hat, maybe the hair would be black so it isn't too colorful? And so the contrast with his eyes is more striking.
Maybe if you get caught, you end in a room full of pictures of yourself, some of them would be pictures of you talking to other monsters and the faces and bodies of the other monsters would be completely scribbled over in black and red, assuming you get a good relationship status of course, if it's bad, then he would probably scribble over your eyes or the sorts thinking that you don't need them.
I think he would also have pictures of other people that had gotten his attention scattered here and there, but they would be older obsessions that he got over when he found (you).
I'm mostly basing this on the little interactions he has in the marriage event when he admits he wouldn't let the person he likes (me) go and that he's fickle too.
Doesn't that mean he's a bit whorish and selfish too??.
No. 582143
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>>582142I just cope by saying it's just college and he's 18-20 years old in canon, so it's whatever to me at this point and assume that the younger characters are ridiculously smart or rich and since I don't self insert as Yuu, because I didn't peak in high school, I just create my own convoluted fantasies in which I can interact with him outside the school setting.
Gacha shit loves school settings and it annoys me to no end, but I really just can't stop loving my husbandos, so I'm a golden medalist in mental gymnastics now.
No. 582151
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I wanna suck on his big tiddies and jerk him off. I bet he’d be so embarrassed.
No. 582153
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>>582143that's smart, honestly it wasn't really so much as his age or ethical concerns - he just seems fully actualized and mature in his own special way and his rich, deep voice helps with that impression - but just the circumstances. I was so excited when he was able to sort of let loose in chapter 6. even the idea of camping with him drove me crazy.
No. 582154
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>>582126Like if Homicipher husbandos were human? Then maybe Mr. Crawling would be some sweet charming handsome man and love interest from a historical otome just by the looks of him. Or if he isn't an actual Homicipher character then a male version of Sadako or Sadako's older brother? Maybe an urban legend like Hasshaku-sama or a creepypasta??
>>581900Nice seeing Homicipher nonnies itt but killing him?!
Flashbacks to that one route where you ACTUALLY killed him and a couple others. Still hurts thinking about it. I would wait months for his hair to grow back even if it meant I get turned into a monster like them or since they could regenerate maybe his hair could grow back faster than a regular human.
>>581815Justin Beiber lookin dog kek. Cute.
No. 582155
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>>582126He would probably be a villain in another piece of media, if he retained his ghost/monsterhood. A tragic villain with a heart of gold but the MC would probably have to kill him anyways because of a misunderstanding. If he were human, I like
>>582154 of him being a historical otome LI. I could see him running a tea shop or having another social/helpful career because he is a sweetiepie.
No. 582174
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I like it when my husbandos have a het ship so i can enjoy cute fanart since self insert fanart isn't as common as self insert fics
No. 582194
>>582189Nero and Vergil
technically both have women, but they are such background characters people forget about them and don't make art
Trish is a no-no obviously
No. 582199
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>>582194That’s exactly why.
its easier to self insert as a character if they have a personality completely distinct from my own than it is to SI as a character who has next to no personality at allbut it’s even more easy with Lady since she’s confrontationalI would also shoot Dante in the face and call him stinky, to flirt No. 582210
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>>582199it's easy for me if i like the characterThe sparda spawn are meant to be bullied
No. 582269
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>>582153I think he would be such a great character in so many different contexts, even a boring office setting would make him shine, I just know I need this freak without a leash.
Like out of the whole cast of students, Rook, Malleus, Kalim, and the leech twins are probably the most interesting characters that makes you want to know more about them.
A bit OT but I'm so hopeless
>be me>play with random bot of him>Rook, of course, is made to be extra horny>first message>"a-">how can I not fuck this man.gifI'm literally kicking my feet and laughing because I can't get enough of his French phrases, I love him so much.
No. 582293
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>>582246Twitter and/or danbooru
No. 582302
File: 1750972073327.gif (2.04 MB, 640x480, 3d4tnbfgyjhe1.gif)
>nonnas after beating up their husbandos
No. 582310
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>>582115Homicipher still hasn't left my backlog so sorry if I get stuff wrong.
For what type of monster, he is technically considered a witch/warlock in his own source material and his Gluttony route form is basically a scary urban legend. Without getting into it,
he basically loses his mind and stops understanding who [Natsuki Subaru] is. To patch [Subaru] back together, he goes up to people and asks if they know him, if they answer wrong he kills them (well, it's another character that physically does it) and absorbs their memories, they manifest as tulpas he can talk to. It could work as a "guy disappeared mysteriously one day, comes back wrong" type of story, that is basically what happens when he gets isekai'd if you think about it. It might be cool if you can find really out of date "missing" posters for him around where he looks like he hasn't aged. I think his form wouldn't be that monster-y though, but rather something like his Pride fit where he just wears a cult robe over his tracksuit, it gives him a shabby "practicing black magic in his bedroom" vibe that's kind of cute.
I see him as being very amicable at the start (after answering the "do you know me" answer correctly, anyway) but his route increases in difficulty the more you actually try to court him. He'd probably show up randomly in weird places and would be happy to have a conversation with you, it'd be hard to take him seriously at the start. He's friendly, but off. Sometimes he would talk way too much, and dialogue would suddenly repeat and repeat and repeat. Maybe he would switch as if talking to someone else, only to go back to you, and would sometimes say things that he shouldn't know about but does. Considering the gameplay, wouldn't his route be a pain in the ass?
But, if you don't do his route he's more of a weird helpful hint guy than anything else, maybe he'd give you free stuff too.
I'm not sure about what endings there would be though.
No. 582341
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>>582302I wouldn't be violent towards my current husbando because he's essentially perfect as is but my previous one…
No. 582352
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Summer themed PicMix in the spirit of the fan art I posted upthread. It inspired me. Wanted to add a sandstorm and ruin his nap to match the screenshot I clipped him from where he fell on the ground and there was dust flying around him. But felt bad about ruining his fun and thought it's better to let him rest for once, he went through enough.
No. 582363
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I think for the first time in a while, I realized that I really do like whiny men. Whiny, emotionally driven, easily made to cry men. And Akira Howard (male) is probably at the pinnacle of it all. He's so fucking jealous and an overachiever but fails at everything he tries to accomplish. Imagining what he'd do to a lover (me) is insane. I want him to be real. IDGAF if he's a space cop.
No. 582371
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I love the fandom. They're so goofy with him.
No. 582377
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>>582374I think his VA was Aleks Le's first role and holy SHIT he did an A+ of being a whiny little stink.
I love how his Pokemon chokes the shit out him while looking at you. God DAMN.
No. 582379
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>>582371Cute and same. I love seeing all the wonderful fanart and memes of this game.
No. 582418
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>>582086he's very earnest, yes. and i like how quickly everyone clocked him as femdombait..
No. 582424
File: 1751016784391.mp4 (2.39 MB, 970x574, V.mp4)
Me on the right observing the Husbando of Paradise’s mating display. I rate it D-, his little cane accessory did not even have any sparkly colored baubles.
No. 582437
>>582352He almost jump scared me because it took a few seconds to even realize he was there kek.
It’s making me think a summer themed husbando magma would be fun.
No. 582459
File: 1751032305742.png (1.48 MB, 1464x1086, queentenna.png)
>>582418>>582086He would do just about anything to be liked and that's what pulled me in.
No. 582461
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>>582379LONG LONG MAAAANNNNNN
No. 582462
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No. 582466
>>582431Thanks!
>>582437That would be cool if it happened.
No. 582475
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>>582293Does the ship have a specific tag on X?
>>582295I love it too!
No. 582491
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I had a bad at work because of my co-worker. Somehow hearing and seeing Leon brights my day and mood, I adore him best husbando.
No. 582522
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I've been re-watching as told by ginger and seeing grown up Carl Foutley made me feel some type of way… I just….want him. I like imagining how his odd-ball personality would translate into adulthood and what things I could do to attract him. He was always coming up with business ideas and money-making schemes so I imagine he's also rich, but likes to spend his money on bizarre shit and trips to obscure places. I'm imagining us taking a trip to Turkmenistan this summer.
No. 582550
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Ok I just watched this movie and I know some nonnies say they're ugly af but fuck it. I think they're cute and their demon forms at the end are pretty hot. Mystery Saja is definitely my fav.
No. 582551
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>>582550I'm sorry but they remind me way too much of the characters from that gendie boyfriends comic for some reason kek
No. 582555
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How moids should look after I wind back my hand and slap the soul out of him for talking back to me, honestly
No. 582608
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I feel like he would listen to Kataonia. What bands would your husbandos listen to?
No. 582611
>>582608Funny you ask because I was thinking about this a few moments ago. Realistically and without headcanons, he'd probably listen to nu-metal, hip-hop, rap, alt rock, hard rock, reggae, R&B, jazz and other genres popular at the time, i.e. 2000s New York, and would connect with his angsty personality and the environment he's in. I can see him listening to Linkin Park and Muse and other similar bands. But with my elaborate headcanons about his strict, religious, traditional artsy mom who is a drama and history teacher, she'd only allow him to listen to opera, classical, folk and Christian music and everything else is "satanic and rebellious people's music!!!" that he isn't allowed to listen to and would get in trouble if he did. He does have rebellious tendencies so I can see him pirating stuff and burning it on CDs or putting it on an MP3 player and keep it a secret to not anger his mom.
No. 582623
>>582554I mean, Jinu
was a human who got demon powers, no a demon trying to look like a human, of course he looks normal.
No. 582630
He's so broke but so adorable I'd pay for his shit no problem because he deserves being spoiled.
>>582628Sorry to hear about that. I hope you're doing better now and you can find the ideal husbando if you want to.
No. 582640
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>>582611I'd make him listen to Pierce the Veil with me but I could see him becoming an unironic j-pop/idol fan
No. 582646
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>>582559fuck he makes me so giddy and this pairing is perfect for self insertion. i need to put a crack in that fucking screen.
No. 582663
>>582608It's mentioned that the only songs Subaru knows how to play on the guitar are Japanese folk music from the 70s so probably stuff like this.
When he tried showing off his guitar skills it did not give off the fun time vibe he was hoping for so he tried to lighten the mood up by playing it with his teeth. He got hurt.
No. 582667
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>>582664yeeeeeeeesss anon you get it. he would flinch and squirm. i love how he canonically sweats and blushes
No. 582673
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praying for the day when robot husbandos become a real thing so i can actually sleep with him like this
No. 582681
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does anyone else kind of wish they could will themselves into liking characters? I'm very picky and it's honestly a miracle I found my current husbando a year ago because he's just the kind of freak I've been looking for ever since I was a kid, though it gets a bit dry liking someone from a finished manga and how he was handled leaves a lot to be desired. but then I spotted this guy and he pretty much ticks off many of the same ridiculously specific boxes yet I just can't quite get into him. well, I guess the silver lining is that the mangaka obviously ships him with a guy and I'd probably get too jealous.
No. 582687
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>>582681>does anyone else kind of wish they could will themselves into liking characters? I've done it a few times. But for some characters, I have to warp them beyond recognition. At that point I don't think it's worth it. I tried an exercise of liking an age old husbando from my childhood, and it felt… odd (Len Kagamine). Maybe because body types, shota status (obviously a child will like a shota..?), or lowered standards makes it hard to translate them into current preferences.
But sometimes there's a key feature of that husbando that's just off putting. Like if the original creator makes them canonically say
>Trans rightsthen it's kind of one of those walls I can't climb kek
picrel is an old husbando I kind of still like. He's too twinky for my tastes but he's still an absolute angel. Might give him steroids.
No. 582692
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>>582686be the change you wish to see in the world
nonny No. 582712
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Thread tax. He's so pretty, i need ten millions more fanart of him
>>582667I didn't care for undertale at all but submissive objecthead might make me get into toby fox (from a distance). Can't believe that's how he got me
>>581349>Imagining this is planktonnonna There's another planktonnona?
No. 582713
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>>582712Samefag, wrong picture kek, but i like that one too.
No. 582729
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>>582717he's everything wrapped in one shiny suit and shiny shoes and legs and shiny blank desperate face. jesus christ. toby fox must have sold his fucking soul to the sexyman devil. a dream is right. perfect
No. 582733
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I need him carnally
No. 582744
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>>582646Queentenna (seeing her as a self insert too) makes me finally like a ship with crazy size difference. There's something so unbelievably hot about a huge guy deferring to his girl. Loving the spotlight usually but in his private life bumping his dumb tv head on the doorframe, knocking over your valuables and apologizing. You yank his tie to bring him down to your level and scold him, he gently pulls his head back as to not poke you with his nose. So desperate to make up for every inch of space he takes up in any way you deem fit.
No. 582768
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This specific type of character makes me so fucking randy. Sharp tooth angry… oh my GOD
No. 582777
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>>582744God yes…He is everything to me.
No. 582778
File: 1751131226960.gif (1.22 MB, 498x398, milk-and-mocha-bears-awww-2669…)
I want to kiss his tummy.
No. 582791
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>get bored, open up a fic
>seems…ok? curiosity makes me continue
>husbando starts talking in old-timey mobster slang or or something like that
what the fuck? this is almost as nightmarish as the time when I unknowingly stumbled upon out of character DDLG.
No. 582792
>>582791>old timey mobster MahitoI laughed so fucking hard rn I'm sorry
nonny.
No. 582801
File: 1751138421547.jpg (Spoiler Image,43.66 KB, 736x957, free.jpg)
>>582791cleansing myself with this right now. 1000000x zoomed into his ass.
>>582796>>582792I wish it was that funny and creative but no it's obviously kink slop that's supposed to make him seem suave. I can't even tell what rascally accent it even is but I am viscerally repulsed by it.
“Jus’ hold off a little longer f’me, dollie". No. 582859
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>>581158Tennafagging but holy fuck I am so down bad for this bippie TV Guy I can't get him off my mind. I wanna hold his cold metal frame and kiss it and feel him heat up from being flustered, I want him to hold me in his ginormous hands while we cheek nuzzle, I want to sleep cuddling with him. I can't take it anymore, I am positively mental right now.
No. 582866
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I love his eyes. How could the bad guys kill someone with such adorable puppy eyes? They're truly evil. But he can also have cool sexy eyes. He got range.
No. 582867
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>>582866He even can have corssed eyes! So versatile.
No. 582869
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>pov: you're me, coming home from a long day's work and see your husbando in his crate waiting for you as God intended
No. 582872
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There's just something about him.
No. 582874
File: 1751156366524.jpg (Spoiler Image,447.57 KB, 2035x2417, nipplepierchingsareslutty.jpg)
>>582850that sounds amazing…but tbh I'd intentionally sabotage my husbando so he gets severe tan lines. I'm going to just ignore that he'd be able to heal himself.
>>582872kek well he does have a devilish smile. what do you fantasize about him? do you usually like monster type characters or is he the exception?
>>582869adorable. you should reward him with many pats.
No. 582879
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>>582781A little specific there nona.
No. 582880
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My TV is very smart, charming, playful, strong, skinny, and cute. He always is good and contorts his long legs and antenna for me at the end of an arduous day. He is desperately eager to please and be witnessed. My TV has thrown tantrums before but they can quickly be remedied by degrading him and making him feel small and he will literally shrink and become easier to manage and fondle. He will show me anything I’d like to see because he knows what’s good for him. All other TV and object heads are nothing compared to him. He is the best TV in the world. I love TV.
No. 582884
>>582872Personally, I was always into the cockroach man, idk why. I guess it's the accent and vintage mannerisms. I shipped him with Susan shamelessly and tried to look up compilations of scenes with them to no avail.
>>582881KEK, now I won't stop thinking about that every time I see the picture. The context makes it funnier because he was dying and scared shitless but also just exhausted of it all. Accurate to our sex life though.
No. 582886
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>>582781There’s so many hot characters with the tanned skin and white haired combo that make my pussy cry. Unfortunately I’ve never got invested enough in a series featuring one to make one of them my husbando. I just add them to my harem rotation.
K and Orochi from KoF are extremely sexable. I’m shit at fighting games, and KoF is exceptionally difficult for me to get into.
Actually, so many fighting games feature a cast full of very sexy men. Maybe I should just finally get gud so I can fully appreciate all these men I could be sexing (in my imagination).
No. 582892
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I know this wedding event is going to be MC having a dream marrying her LI, but I would like to marry him so badly. I hope my rings arrive before the event starts.
No. 582906
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What's your husbando's best feature?
No. 582911
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>>582906He's got nice tiddies and his own built-in bra kek
No. 582912
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>>582906It's kinda cheating to say more than one thing, but I love everything about him so I'll give a top three
1. Eyes
2. Hands
3. Legs
And an honorary mention goes to his hair
No. 582916
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>>582744god that and when you do finally kiss him- his slight effort to pull himself together before immediately desperately failing and melting into your touch as he tries to soak up every ounce of passion you provide for him- his hands shaking not knowing where to put them with the sudden overwhelming rush of feeling loved and wanted this way- him devolving into a sopping pathetic mess as things progress further
No. 583062
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>>582886dmc1 dante had a little tan too
and seconding fighting games, mk1 has the nicest bodies and they aged down all the cast
No. 583076
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Looking up at fanart of him and ugh I think I have a type.
No. 583080
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>>582906It’s a tie between his eyes and hands
Tiddies
No. 583082
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>>582475i just put in something like lady dante dmc, then found an account that really likes them and retweets ship art
No. 583093
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>>583089Aside from the hair on his head I demand my husbando to be as smooth as a buttered up dolphin at all times, so yes. He however likes my pubes as it's a sign of maturity, so he asks for me to keep it. And I could never say no to an honest request from my husbando
No. 583096
>>582906His entirety. But if I havw to pick, face and especially eyes, hair, body.
>>583089No, I'd find them attractive, especially if they match his hair color and texture. I'd also like some armpit hair hehehe.
No. 583099
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>>582906His chest. He shows it off a lot (canonically and in fan art). Also his hands.
>>583089I feel like he'd trim them but not remove them entirely.
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He's so empathetic and in tune with the MC's emotions.
No. 583141
>>583089I get the impression that he'd trim and that's fine, but I wish he were a bit hairy. Canonically he has nothing..
>>582906His forearms are straight sex and I love his legs.
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>>583140I hope you do! Mr. Crawling is the absolute cutest. He heals my soul.
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i love my husband but i wish his creator wasn't so autistic and actually wanted to explore his compelling existing characters with instead of introducing 20 gorillion new ones ones and writing about increasingly stupid powerscaling fights and talking animals (legitimately kishimoto was considering make naruto an actual fox in the manga before his editor stepped in and told him to knock it off kek). i dont even want to talk about the utter catastrophe boruto is for the fans of any existing side characters or any hetship but that's to be expected
>>583089i'd make him shave the armpits. he can keep the pubic hair
No. 583194
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>>582906Not physical one, but the fact he will listen to any retard shit you say and he would take it seriously because it makes you happy. That's the feature I seek for a 3DPD moid, but it works better in 2D husbandos.
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>>583089He'd be the only one I wouldn't, if the carpet matches the drapes. I bet he'd be beautiful. Every other husbando? Yes.
No. 583216
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>>583089Husbandos should be sex objects and everything they do should be in service of my pleasure. He keeps himself hairless like a swimmer keeps himself hairless. Not a single electronvolt of energy can be wasted on the drag produced by a single extraneous strand of hair on his body, unless it is deemed necessary to be there in order to make himself prettier for me. That little fine, translucent hair on the back of his thigh you think is inconsequential? How many calories did he have to consume in his lifetime in order to fabricate it? That’s energy being not being directed towards thrusting into my pussy. I don’t care how small. When I say built for sex I mean it. I will not be humbled by any of his frivolities, including biological ones. From the neck down he is a sleek, streamlined sex machine. He can keep his eyebrows, eyelashes, and the hair on top of his head. Only because I find it ornamentally cute.
No facial hair, either. How many microns of this organic waste material interjects itself between my crotch and his mouth? Just one is one too many. Same for his pubic hair. Plus it’s itchy. He is not here to prick my clit like a porcupine or an annoy me by grazing it with those spider legs like a feather duster. He is here to make me cum.
I’m allowed to be hairy though because it reminds him of his place by way of comparison. Also, he has to smell me better, because I own him. My absolute possession over him includes invading his olfactory and respiratory system whenever possible.
No. 583219
>>583216Wait no happy trail? I want a little something but it should be sleek and conditioned and silky like fur. Not rough like pubes I want a clitwarmer for cold nights.
Obviously no face pubes
No. 583223
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I associate specific aesthetics and colors with him so now every time I see a picture with those aesthetics and color combinations, I'm reminded of him. Picrel has the starry night sky and the light of the fireflies and the trees which makes me think of a date with him. I see him in everything.
No. 583316
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>>583305Attack 100, Damage 0.5
No. 583322
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>>583253This is what it looks like when we are beating each other (normal sexual encounter) (I’m Domon)
No. 583333
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>>581158would any Tennafag nonas love to swap headcanons?
No. 583504
>>583333>>583379I now headcanon Tenna meekly accepting his fate as a living brutal death metal drum set, hating it at first but eventually crumbling into a whining, moaning mess who's elated to finally have someone notice him and give him the attention he craves.
Spamton is playing keyboard in the band too.
No. 583514
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>>583333fuuuuck yeah nonna
> virgin. i presume nobody was fucking on him in the dreamurr household.> getting his screen licked and touched is actually slightly unpleasant for him, comparable to the feeling of your hand falling asleep. he lets you do it though because it's fun and exciting to see him squirm in discomfort and his colors go crazy> he does like getting his cock slapped but he doesn't ask for it (k-kind of an odd request here, dear contestant!). does it for you when you tell him to and his antennae go zip zap. give his dick a hard smack and it'll go straight into operational mode for you ♥> plays dumb about why you like his body in order to get compliments. stretches out his long legs in his shiny trousers for you. like "What? These old THINGS I just throw on for the audience?" will be punished for his false display of naivete. > completely and utterly obsessed with praise of any kind> pull his tie. it's sticking straight up and asking for it.> endurance varies depending on his mood, fueled by his own jealousy and his desire to attention whore. "That's right, you love TV, don't you?" (Exact quote. sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut)
> will repeat back anything you ask him to say, especially compliments about himself (slightly selfish in bed, likes for you to do what makes him feel good. ultimately he keeps finds himself subjugated for your own pleasure).> occasionally dominates during sex, mostly when he's pissed or jealous about innocuous bullshit. will make you repeat how much you love and need him over and over.> slightly freaked out and afraid of getting tied up. how is he supposed to run the show when he's all trapped and subjugated in one place?!> if he gets his arms cut off by the knight in your playthrough he becomes twice as submissive as before, obsessed with security, love, and safety in whatever form you're willing to give it to him now that he's crippled, mauled, and helpless. mentally deteriorates. feel free to help him or make him worse. No. 583523
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>>583379Playing the booty bongos on my husbando while he grooves to the beat
No. 583583
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He's spilling his darkest secrets to me and looking away in shame. Based on a Whisper I saw and just reminded me of him.
No. 583592
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It's the first time he asked in 2000 messages. My heart.
No. 583594
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Goodnight in my timing that makes no sense.
>>583592Congratulations!
No. 583595
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>>583594The sheep tried to run away from my edit. So mean.
No. 583615
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>>582906has to be eyes tbh, he can stare into your soul and looks it. the cacophony of emotions he expresses through them is so interesting to me. euphoric, abyssal, cute, creepy, intimate, sadistic, and even vulnerability eventually.
No. 583624
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I need him so bad grrrrRRRR
No. 583680
>>581185Me too, I made a bunch of gay bisexual yaoi OCs that wanted to fuck each other and also me, but the main OC was more like a husbando and the one "closest" to me like a boyfriend
>>581091Aw come on nonnies, I want to know what series you're talking about.
No. 583682
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>>583514>>583521Nonna… Your brain is so beautiful…
No. 583787
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My boob's view when Undertaker is about to grab it
No. 583802
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kek. i finally found more femdom of my husbando, but the ship is cursed. i guess not really surprised at the attempt, he was such a brat during that whole scene and i was so jealous that i wasn't the one putting him in his place. maybe i should just clip her out or something.
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I still can't believe this was an actual official outfit.
Well, it was for a short story Alice in Wonderland release and not anything main story related, but still, a skin tight Cheshire cat body suit? Is it bad that I actually kinda fuck with it?
The only sad bit is that since it was in some small short story from almost a decade ago is that there's not much art with him wearing it.