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Summary:>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and Lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)>25 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on-and-off “sex worker”>Has overdosed thrice>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides shitty art and poetry>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun>Started dating her (now 42) year old “fiancé” (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”. They’ve been together now for 7 years>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, etc>Constantly buys cheap shit on Amazon while complaining about being penniless>Milks her ex-gf’s suicide for struggle points
Historical Milk:>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lost the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s sick dad) by squatting in his apartment and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom poverty home, ultimately drives her mother to relapse and go to inpatient >>795390>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spreads ashes on her face
Sex Worker Saga:>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more dead in every photo>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661>SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491, >>811554
Eviction/Sobriety Saga:>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600, >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets shut off >>813209 and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MOM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MOM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock has broken, Luna and lurch build sad little barricades >>816475, >>815981>The cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a knife. Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990, >>822424, >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718, >>822657, >>823499, >>823823, >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober >>824858, >>825465, >>827008 despite still taking fucking Xanax >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses >>825466, is “dying” >>825993, >>826190, Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimmy checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by neighbor’s pitbulls totally not while stealing >>831109
Assault Saga:>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building >>840784, >>840941 Anons infight about whether or not she's telling the whole truth>Reports the rape to the police >>841832, >>841834, It seems to go quite well>Police now don't entirely believe her rape story >>843957, now suspect her of submitting a falsified statement>Luna gets psych warded >>846413, Calls it the "worst day of her life" but not explaining why, posts unsettling selfies with her ekg stickers still on >>846458>Seems to be police-related >>847120, Current theory is she lost her shit when she took all of her klonopin and psych wouldn't give her more
Last thread's milk:>Goes MIA for a while, complains because her followers were worried >>>/pt/849545>Makes a big deal about "just wanting to hide" but posts countless selfies, wears revealing clothes and general attentionwhoring>Goes looking for a new psychologist to replace the one she supposedly loved >>>/pt/850862>Shaves off half her eyebrows, either for attention or because she was high >>>/pt/851085>Gets a "job" at a company (fundie project) called Altered Spaces, they make products to help with sensory overloads. >>>/pt/852320 Needless to say, it's just her sitting around >>>/pt/851095 >>>/pt/851799 >>>/pt/852209 >>>/pt/852217>Still e-begging >>>/pt/852537
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
twenty five >>>/pt/689217
twenty six >>>/pt/734529
twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
twenty eight >>>/pt/795757
twenty nine >>>/pt/811991
thirty one >>>/pt/832421
thirty two >>>/pt/841646
thirty three >>>/pt/848981
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ty for the thread anon!
>fuck it I treated myself
Is it still a treat if you’re doing it every single day?
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Ty for the new thread!
Lurch is looking worse than usual
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The squat is grimey as usual
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Good god those plushies are flat as pancakes and absolutely fucking filthy
He's gotten so fat. He has Tuna's big body and peanut head. Guess they aren't "starving" anymore.>>859626
That setup looks so damn tiny. It'd be cute if the rest of the background wasn't so disgusting.
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Jfc that pillow looks like it would give you cancer.
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pumpkin deserves a lot more than a cheap holographic food bowl, tuna. the poor thing has to live in your filth and eat the cheapest of food so that you can afford regular shein hauls
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how is her hair so brassy when it was toned BLUE merely days ago?
Thanks for the thread nonny
! Nice work, was wondering if one would pop up soon.>>859634
jfc it's BLACK with grime
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Ty for the new thread nonnie
The place is fucking disgusting, the absolute state of the floor, imagine vacuuming hey Luna? I am intrigued as to what's written on the bit of paper taped to the wall, all I can make out is that it begins with "I"
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Here it is in another post. Looks like a note from Lurch.
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She looks like she’s balding kek
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allegedly lost weight and decided to treat herself to 1200 calories of ice cream
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her hairline has been really bad lately. i think she fried off some hair where her bangs used to be and is attempting to cover it up with a combover circa 2007. she reminds me of this scene from atlantis where you can very clearly make out the shape of kida’s skull>>859772
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Kek "Peanut head"
Her head is particularly out of proportion, especially when her thighs are like Squidward's when he eats all those patties.
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she has the voice of a 60 year old smoker
Lol, but she always injected, didn't she? I was a heroin user for 17 years, mainly smoking it and it never affected my voice. All of my friends during that period were users and none of their voices sound like that. I mean it's not out of the realms of possibility, but I've never met anyone whose voice has become raspy because of it, myself included.
Sounds like she puts it on, tbh. You know, she probably thinks the "junkie drawl" is really cool.
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sage for old pic but I was bored and flipping through the old threads. I know she's good at angles sometimes, but I was questioning my memory and wondering whether she rly gained that much weight recently. But whew, lads. Looking at her recent pics it seems like a crazy difference to me.
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I don't understand her hair. it doesn’t look so greasy like it hasn’t been washed in months, but it looks like she hasn’t brushed it in months. Does she underbrush it to look like that? That can’t seriously be just from damage??
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from her tumblr, caption is “this isn’t even meant to be sexual”
luna says "fresh weed from- where Matthew?"
lurch says "from the bodega where i buy cigarettes"
>>859952>Damn he must be so sick of dealing with her
Or maybe he is an disrespectful piece of shit that is aware that he can treat Luna in whatever way cause she will not drop his ass.>Imagine having to listen to whiny vocal fry all the time.
Nobody forces him, he's free to move out on the street any time. Anyway he deserves that and worse for an eternity for his "drop your school or I will kms" stunt
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What the fuck has she done to her hair like how does one manage this simply with toner?
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why would you write that caption about yourself
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Tuna I know your brain is rotted from drugs but it was never advertised as baggy kek. It DOES say the model is 5'2" and wears size m. Quite different than your Amazonian frame. Even gives exact measurements. She's dumb and a liar.
at her height and weight her TDEE would be about 2,800 calories per day to MAINTAIN
they 100% aren’t starving
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Don't remember this being posted in the previous thread, apologies if it actually was. I just can't get over their business plan>hey folx give us your dirty socks for free so we can sell them for a profit xoxo
Also I'm losimg my shit at an assumption that anyone is dying for socks to put on their plants. How is that supposed to help spergs?>>860123
Can't you tell it's a porn-spamming scrote? No farmer would post that pic
Oh you mean the custom mini guitards
They should just make this a non-profit arts and crafts group for other mentally challenged people besides just themselves since that's all it is anyway. They can then just keep doing what they're doing and Tuna can keep letting Acne Allicin donate poorly fitting outfits to her while they play their cutesy little tard games that help them escape from their painfully pathetic realities.
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dont forget whatever this is
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holy fucking clutter, wonder how long she’ll let that pumpkin rot on her desk for?
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>>860213>putting shelves on the wall of her squat
she doesn't even own a screwdriver anon, pic related. it's desk storage shelves she bought, it's not even on her desk so I assume it fell apart.
She's too stupid to build flatpack furniture, watching her try and put a shelf into a wall without a drill would be hilarious
Tuna could have just bought or stolen a screwdriver instead of her other unnecessary trash. At a flea market she can get a screwdriver for $1 or less and a hammer and nail to make a pilot hole for less than $5. Or Lurch can show off his street skills by breaking into a work van/truck and stealing tools.
BTW anons, Tuna might look like she lives in a squat, but she isn't squatting. I mentioned it like 2 threads ago, but Tuna told me the program that runs the building agreed her and her droopy-faced twin can stay since they pay rent. So they won't be getting evicted unless they simply stop paying and the program decides to continue with filing a complaint and trying to evict them
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So the woman killed herself two weeks ago but wasn't found for a month? What?
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I'm not animalcopbarbie, which is the dumbest name ever. I don't even have an IG and I don't cowtip either. Tuna told me that when I asked how her housing is. The only proof I have would tip Tuna off that her fRiEnD actually hates her and just talks to her for lols.>>860272
That smile and her jagged shards pretending to be teeth terrifies me
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sage because I missed this before, and for the petfag sperg blogpost, but she's a fucking idiot. Damn how much did that bowl cost? I imagine even if it was less than $20 w shipping she could have put that money towards some actual cat food. I only fed my cat that Meow Mix level shit on rare occasions when I couldn't afford the better kind, and I was a poor as shit teenager. You can easily find cheaper sources for the decent stuff, even if you need to walk or bus across town to get a sale. You can be sure as shit I wasn't buying fucking custom trinkets if I couldn't afford proper cat food. Even homeless people I've spoken to tend to feed their animals before themselves, fuck.
If she skipped even 25% of the useless "aesthetic", or even started wiping her garbage pile down with a rag instead of constantly replacing menial trash when her gross fingers and general grease grub it up, she could feed her cat properly. God she proper pisses me off. If she never gets another animal she'd deserve it.
linebacker in Lolita
it’s not great
She must be watching too many of her bimbofication hypnosis videos.
Or the trio is her ass that's equivalent to 3 normal sized people.
Good thing she lost 10 lbs recently and treated herself to Ben and Jerry's Half Baked.
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Mooching off of rlyblonde again
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she also posted this one on her tumblr. Kind of weird to see her without a filter.
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Ho smoking a blunt in Carina's car. Her ability to not give a damn about other people is always impressive…
I think she's looking quite good in those… Damn that's a cute car, Tuna wishes it was hers. It is weird seeing her regular, small-eyed face though>>860579>>860583
I would say 'you would too if you realized that once, more you ended up being roped into spending money on your grifting friend' but honestly? At this point she has to know the drill
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Her Instagram caption for this seems like more of a brag and she changed her username again.
i've had a bit of tinfoiling on this too
she seems like she's lovebombing lurch less herself and going out with actual people that aren't him. i wonder if she's gearing up to drop his ass.
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Can you retards stop these retarded Luna leaving Lurch and getting her shit together tinfoils? He is her BPD favorite person, trauma bonded and groomed. You look like retards constantly bringing up some stupid wish fulfillment yaaas queen empowerment fantasy about this lumpy white trash drug addict. Do you even follow the cow or just glance at her thread sometimes and decide to shit it up with newfag levels of tinfoil?
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Allison now has one product available in her shop: a $50 fidget spinner.
Are they fucking joking?
Is that supposed to be soothing?
Metal is one of the most unpleasant textures ever and having just a mess of copper wire makes my brain go bonkers. All I can think about is how pliable that wire is and how it will break when fidgeted with and get sharp wire edges poking out. That's just tetanus waiting to happen.
Also wouldn't that messy shit catch on anything you carry in your bag or even possibly getting caught in your hair?
Literal hell fidget.
Wire jewelry is notorious for bending and breaking as you're not supposed to interact with it really not to mention FIDGET with it, you only ever have it as a decorative object.
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I've discovered why All-tard can spend time with Luna. She spends time with young kids, so she is used to dealing with idiots who have no emotional maturity or control. But kids can grow up, Luna will only grow larger.
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I love wire wrapped crystal jewelry and this style is hideous. It's a bit over-saturated for the niche it is, but whoever made this has zero talent for wire wrapping. And as >>860719
said, wire bends and breaks so making a fidget spinner is so fucking stupid. They used a cheap tiger's eye bead with messy wire work and a shape that doesn't make sense. 40 bucks is nuts when you can find more expensive crystals and intricate wire wraps for 30.
>>860719>That's just tetanus waiting to happen.
Fyi it's a myth that metal is especially likely to give you tetanus. The bacteria that causes tetanus has no particular affinity for metal, and is usually found in dirt. Also you're probably vaccinated for it anyway.
sage for tetanus digression
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The fidget spinner profits sure are going to a great cause, provided anyone actually buys them.
I dunno, nonnie
. That would take actual effort to manage and I doubt our Tuna is willing to part with her piles of stinking clothes, skincare hoard, and 4 weird pieces of furniture to do so.
Soz, it's just that my country doesn't vaccinate from tetanus unless you're at risk and the last time I got cut on barbed wire while urban exploring, I had to get shots.
I just think that stabbing yourself with anything is really unsafe. Especially if you're mentally ill and struggle with hygiene and cleaning your things/house (or like Luna have entire soilbeds under your fingernails because you're a lazy disgusting piece of shit)
Guess should have phrased it better.
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the thought of luna and her disgustingly grimy nails rolling beeswax into earplugs between her fingers legitimately makes my stomach turn
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samefag, sorry, but of course she wanted to eat them. can't resist an opportunity to be disgusting!
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Everything is so grimy despite all the filters she adds, those strawberries that she most likely arranged for the photo just put on a coaster(?) kek gross, and of course we need the classic Tuna pill bottle and mention of benzos
Wouldn’t it be better to wear medical gloves than use her bare hands (that she definitely
“washed” “more than 50 times”) considering that this is an organic, porous material designed to go into the human body? Also this shit looks like paying to put extra earwax into your ear canal. Insanity.
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these remind me of when Marge made biscuit dough earplugs
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Actually, the soft moldable silicone putty kind aren't meant to go inside the ear canal. Rather, molded to fit over the opening of the ear canal. If you stick them inside, there is a very high chance that they will get stuck.
No one believes that, Tuna. Her hands would be filthy after washing the moment she touched her phone, clothes, body part, literally anything that came from her bacteria infested closet that she's squatting in. She doesn't wash anything and I highly doubt she cleans her phone, which is surprisingly more filthy than she is.>>860850
How in the world is this clean? It's fucking cluttered like a hoarder's den. Why are there face products there? Does this bitch not have a bathroom that she can put them in? That plant in the middle is fucking dying too. It's stretching to the light and the pot is looking super dark like she just gave it a soak for 12 hours.
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umm is that dirt along her jawline
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Ah… I knew she reminded me of someone in this pic
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I like her angry cartoon cricket leg eyebrow she drew onto her bald eyebrow. I guess she's too tIrEd after playing with Allic-in-Fundie-Land that watching a simple makeup tutorial is too taxing.
I've seen the kids on ShitTok even put on makeup better than her.
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The comments kek it's gotta be just pure filth how disgusting
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All I imagine when I read that Luna wants to be That Bitch. WTF does it even mean?>>861107
Whew thank you, I thought I hallucinated the meaning of the word when I couldn't find the exact definition on Urban Dictionary. Hate how the word means 3 different things and not everyone knows it, leading to confusion:>fundamental Christian>trust fund baby>fundamental art skills
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Well i'm sure this is going to be a complete shit show kek she'll be there doped up on benzos dressed like a cheap prostitute more than likely, very curious as to what sort of event this may be. The time frame sounds like some sort of work party but i'm under the impression they're taking their "products" to show off
Holy shit that is a massive dose. The audacity to call herself sober.>>861149
Better yet, actually apply the coping skills from her "workbooks" that she loves posting aesthetic pics of. Or face the reality that sometimes life is uncomfortable.
God it is so hard not to a-log in these threads.
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She looks surprisingly normal
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"Legalize drugs" lol no wonder she went to this
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So, it's an afterparty event for Students for Sensible Drug Policy, specifically a psychedelic conference…and I guess they are there to sell earwax, but more importantly, to hang out? Who knows. It's cool that Luna has a place to go, I guess, but like, going from doing nothing social ever to being out from 9 pm-4 am in a room full of strangers is quite a large swing…we may hear about how tired it made her for weeks…
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Wow, they'll never have a real venture capitalist fund their project because there's no actual business plan.
"Let's upcycle shit!"
"No, let's make stuff for neaurodivergent people"
"And we can go to pro psychedelic drug parties to sell crafts for autistic/neurodivergent people despite not having any to test it on other than Tuna Sandwich!"
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Her backcombed hair and bad makeup are hidden in the dark, she's not wearing one of her usual her fat girl slob outfits, and Allic-in-Fundie-Land looks like a dude.
If Tuna could just stfu and quit ratting her hair, only be seen in low light, and keep her manly rich kid friend by her side all the time, she'd always look normal!
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Fundie confirmed. Looks like Allison's dad also worked in finance. Funny to see her talking about working on the house like it's some charming thing when the average price of real estate on her street is almost 2 mil. No wonder Luna loves being there, quite the upgrade from the squat.
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It's actually worse than being a fundie, but Allison lives at home still. She's never lived anywhere else. I guarantee Daddy David told her to put together a business plan so he's not just helping her with another failed "business" and then agreed to fund "business expenses" like paying Tuna. He's the investor she was stoked about because there's no others and there won't be.
She's making Tuna look good because at least Tuna ran her mom out of her apartment. Allison can't even chase Daddy out!
Why are you so sure? She has wrote an entire article how she isn't into woman after all. It could have been Lurch's effect, but she didn't seem very interested in pussy the last few years. I ship Luna and Allison too, mind you. I don't expect it to actually happen, but it would be so good for her. Allison has already been better for her than Lurch, and they only know each other for a few months >>861235
Seconding the Tai comparison, especially with how she seems crazy about Luna. lol>>861234
Yeah she reminds me so much of pre-Lurch hipster Luna. Big improvement.
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Save your money and leave, you lazy git! Maybe if you stopped buying trinkets and moved further away from da big city~ you'd have a chance of… Not this? I want to see a receipt of every useless thing she's bought since this job and see what it totals out to. I'm usually sympathetic to this. I've lived in some pretty shitty, scary apartments and barely scraped by in my time, but I never bought trinkets during that ohase and every dollar I had went to rent and bills. I don't get how she
doesn't get it.
I promise you that she actually meant Daddy was willing to pay her rent for a year. Chubs didn't have a job and even now she just spends most of her paycheck on more junk.
And of course Allison has done more for Tuna than Lurch because Allison pays her with her parents' money. But Tuna won't ever leave Lurch because she likes his benzos. An anon asked earlier how Tuna has managed to keep her Xanax tolerance down compared to what it could be and the answer is because she can only pilfer so many from Lurch and Mean Mommy and she can't afford to buy as much as she'd like to. Now if Allison was her enabler, she could finally get all the benzos she wants!
Uhhh, are we talking about the same heifer? The heifer who fried her hair so bad it's broken off in chunks and finally got a fresh haircut with her charity change? You can still see all the short flyaways from all the damage, but the low light is hiding that part.
If you really think her hair looks "nice and healthy", your hair must be a travesty.
This. I wish that posting these "What if…" retarded fanfiction was a bannable offense.>>861278
B-b-but nonnette, Luna is such a beautiful, talented artist. Herman Munster is obviously the only thing that keep her down and not her gross, heavily documented personality.
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>where my neighbors smoke crack
I guess doing benzos and getting high all day isn’t the same as getting high off crack to you, Tuna. Just because you have a “job” doesn’t make you any better than them.
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(1/2) Tuna posted a long winded comment on >>861295
giving excuses as to why she can't move. Still claiming she has money saved up.
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(2/2) brining up Lurch getting attacked by pitbulls again
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If she can afford sweat sets and trinkets, she can afford a Uhaul or get a moving truck to take her junk across town to a more cost effective address. It's honestly really cheap to hire if you're not traveling 1000 miles like I did without a car. Like a skipping container move. I bet their shit would literally fit in a subtle shipping container. She just needs to let go of the expensive area she's in. I'm sure Allicin could arrange a ride somehow to link up and "work" or with the money she's saving not living in Mamanorek she could use it to get Ubers there. Things are only impossible because Luna insists they're impossible. She's not the only broke, car-less person in the world despite her bitching. FFS even Shayna can manage this.
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I guess we’re ignoring the mountains of pills she takes
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Jesus Christ, you can be off heroin without being sober
using weed is healthier but it’s not being sober
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"I don't have family to easily move to another state"
what does this even mean? The point is to be independent, not live with (mooch off of) family, so if you don't have any, all the more reason to go anywhere you want. But you do have family, and you do completely depend on them, so stop lying.
Also, how would she possibly have credit at all, much less good credit? Does she use a card that her dad pays off?
Moving with PODS is waaaay overpriced, but as someone who has moved cross country 4 times in 5 years, I can promise Tuna it costs a fraction of all her junk purchases to move within 30 miles of her current location. Not only do people on Craigslist and other pay by the hour movers charge no more than $30/hr to move (and they bring their own pickup truck), but most Home Depots in cities have undocumented workers out front eager to help for money. A lot of them have access to their own work truck too.
Tuna just likes making excuses on why she can't do anything, when it's actually just her fat body being unmotivated.
What the fuck did she actually do to her eyebrows to make them grow in like this? >>861382
Funny how she never mentions her oh so helpful benzos in posts like this, she clearly knows she's not truly sober, she will never be truly sober she doesn't want to put in any actual hard work to actually improve her life
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Oh look another medication Tuna isn't happy about because it isn't something "fun" to abuse
She's not prescribed Xanax. That's from evil mom and Lurch and street dealers. Her psych knows she's hunting for benzos and isn't s stupid enough to give them to her. I bet Tuna's chart documented how she was asking for more benzos last time with her last doc.
Just find a new drug to abuse, Tubba Wubba.
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She actually wants Klonopin to have with her Xanax. Fortunately it seems her psych isn’t an idiot.
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Even though she’s told her psych aaaalll about the flashbacks and the panic etc etc she’s still not getting that sweet benzo script.
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But whilst she waits til her next appointment to list all the reasons her followers have just given her to describe why vistaril isn’t working for her, why not start making monthly payments of the second most expensive tier on an animal crossing Patreon.
enjoy Prasozin, then (honestly she could probably use the help with blood pressure at her weight)
there are a lot of different things to try before benzos, girl
She was prescribed pins but remember she didn't like that psych since he didn't give her more so she went to look for a new psych and found this lady. She didn't bitch about it because she still has Lurch and evil mom to pilfer Xanax from. She just wants pins so she can recreationally use benzos more often and not have to ration them. She's just boosting her tolerance and will actually give herself real panic attacks that are way worse than what she thinks of as panic attacks.
She's stupid as fuck to think just going to some dumb program for addicts at the same hospital is what's preventing her from getting her own benzo script and not think of how all of this asking for drugs isn't documented in her medical chart.
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Good point, it seems she can always get some from her Mom or Lurch no matter what.
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Sorry to tinfoil but these posts seem more similar to the way Lurch types than luna. Wonder if he's using her account
That 100% reads like Lurch. It's unmistakable>>861616
Looking forward to drama
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What the fuck did I miss? Who is "he"?
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Sure Tuna, you and Lurch are such bleeding hearts who give money and cigarettes to the needy
Kek funny how she uses mental illness as some derogatory thing here yet whenever it's about her own mental illness she expects sympathy and asspats, what a joke.>>861651
The absolute state of the place jesus christ the dirt everywhere, it's honestly surprising that even without heroin they can't clean. I wonder what caused this because Tuna always twists stories to fit her narrative, i'm sure they were the cause of this situation somehow.
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good fucking god. she SLEEPS here. Tuna, all those skincare products are a waste when your rubbing your face in literal filth every night
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It sounds like (the video) starts with Lurch saying "get the fuck out of here" then the guy responds something hard to make out, he says something about possible buting a window and then says "call them call the police" then he rambles a lot all I can make out specifically is him mentioning a "day" and then calling Tuna a dumb bitch kek. Then Lurch says the guys "psyche is all fucked up" while it sounds like the guy is saying he wants to smoke (?) or something about smoking, then tells Lurch to eat a dick, Lurch responds saying "suck a dick". The guy outside says "I know", proceeds to then smash the window, Tuna screams and mutters that she has it on video and end scene.
Window has now been boarded up and Tuna is complaining about having to pay for it, surprising to think she even has a few hundred to be able to pay kek.
Man: How you do at 7 day (something)… charges, dumb bitch. No science! (Something) college When I'm smarter motherfucker (something).
Lunch: No. You're not. You're not though.
Man: You made me look like this.
Lurch: Your pshyche is so fucked up.
Man: Eat a dick.
Lurch: Eat a dick. Suck a dick.
Man: I know (inaudible)
Luna: There's(?) a fucking ???, you fucking psychopath!
Ew absolutely repulsive. Whats on top of the radiator?? Is that blood or did they put cigs out there? Good god talk about trashing a place>>861685
What really gets me about this is that this isn't even their apartment! They caused her mom to relapse, kicked her out her own bed[room], and then got her evicted with basically nothing. Fuck them. I know they're actually going to squat there as long as possible but the whole situation is so selfish, I really want them to get a taste of their own medicine and be evicted. Obviously they're nothing but trouble. Even this whole window situation - they get people angry and then act surprised when they fight back! Scumbags to a T
Luna says “That’s a fucking camera you fucking psychopath”
I wonder if this is the guy she says raped her in the summer? It sounds like they’ve called the cops on him before from what’s being said.
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Pic related… am I reaching or is that an (empty) syringe? Left side would be the top of the plunger, then the black end of the plunger towards the right and then a white cap?
You know she's just gonna milk the absolute shit out of this situation so she can be a poor little victim
. Tuna let me remind you again that's not even your apartment, it was your mom's and you decided to squat there.
If someone's serious about being clean and sober you'd think they would get rid of all their paraphernalia because that's triggering
and seeing it is gonna make your cravings harder to deal with. I guess she could be shooting the Xanax but still fucked up to be running around saying she's sober when you're shooting ANYTHING up. Still a junkie sorry tuna.
*Lurch "protects" her while the cops are there
If building management doesn't break the window, they don't have to pay for it. Maybe if mom still lived there and not 2 able bodied adults, they might be nice and agree to. You'd still have to put up a temporary piece of wood to keep cold air out while you wait until a glass company comes.
Tuba, you weren't woken out of a dead sleep when you claim you can't sleep without more benzos and you're filming this.
Move to the 'burbs, sheltered snitch bitch and her all talk no action Chief Bromden.
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bet she didn't clean any of that grime off before putting her filthy trinkets on the ledge
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Carrying on as usual despite her ~traumatizing~ night
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Why would you cut out him supposedly threatening rape
Engaging with a mentally ill crackhead isn't smart, calling the cops is the best thing those two could have done. They're white people in the hood, not gang members, they're probably expected to snitch even if they're also addicts.
That experience would have scared anyone and only a complete idiot would handle it without the police. But they probably pissed this guy off somehow. Matthew didn't de-escalate the situation at all and made it worse. Should have just given the guy his drugs back or refused to engage. Threaten him with the police until he leaves or something.
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Pretty much this. It's just funny that Luna is always ACAB! and tells stories about Lurch being A Tough Guy and taking on anyone, and then this. And there's no probably about it, they 100% ripped this guy off. >>861726
That and she lies all the fucking time. And changes her story constantly. And then goes from crippling trauma, please give money to forgetting about it in a very short space of time.
And kek at the anon who thinks fatso has any money saved to pay for the window fix. Abusive
dad or Allitard will be paying for it.
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bold face lying to her followers on instagram. why even post it?
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Like another anon predicted, her neighbor is already out
Chill the fuck out. I could have worded it better, but I was pointing out how she says something, but her proof is usually proving the opposite. Last time she said she was raped but said that there wasn't any penetration when pressed for more information. This time she said the guy was threatening rape but it doesn't sound like that in >>861737
It's like the time she said that the care worker was verbally abusive
to her and Lurch but her proof showed the opposite.
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He doesn't seem anymore mentally ill than Tuna. He warns them "Keep talking and I'll bust your muthafuckin' window in!"
Lurch keeps talking. Window gets busted in.
You do not call the cops over an argument you're triggering
. They don't even live in the hood. It's a pussy snitch move to call the cops over something you're instigating. Doesn't matter what ethnicity you are, you'll be labeled a snitch of you pull manipulative shit like this.
BTW, syringes never have a white cap. The Needle Exhange and even drugstores provide syringes made by BD, and every cap will always be orange.
Femoral syringes have a clear cap.
Like 2 anons confirmed and this picture confirms, it's a pill bottle. Don't tinfoil syringes if you don't know wtf you're talking about.
anon that is not the same thing people are looking at. i don't know how you can't see it from the first picture >>861691
it's extremely obvious where the anon drew an arrow.
also syringes can have white caps. they can also be pink, blue, purple, yellow etc. also i'd bet that at least half the people in this thread do know what they're talking about.
At the very beginning lurch says something about the guy "raping his girl" and the guy responds "I said you're raping her… you know you're fucking raping that girl"
I love how tuna posts videos that keep proving her wrong and prove that they're the ones fucking up. Lurch didn't need to keep egging the guy on and the window never would have been broke.
this is my first time commenting on this syringe bullshit tinfoil. I literally work at a supervised consumption site and that is not a needle FFS. if I wanted to derail I'd ask where your dumb ass has ever seen a syringe with other coloured caps, nevermind WHITE. but I don't want to do that.
let's move on. there is more than enough evidence that tuna is at the very least orally abusing benzos/possibly hydromorphone pills; we don't need to argue about some anon's reach.
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pure tinfoil but she took “workin hard” out of her bio lol, wonder if she stopped working with alltard after that “should I be paid for travel time to work” post lol
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Big surprise they still aren’t paying rent. Yeah tuna he still won’t take the money cause he wants you and lurch out, take a hint. You forced your way into his property and are squatting, who would willingly let you stay after that? I assume he’s going to end up suing them at some point but idk how it all works when it comes to squatters and then the moratorium, if that’s still in effect.
Caps don't come in other colors for safety reasons. Besides orange, you'll only ever a clear cap which is solely for specialty syringes like the femoral one. What you're probably looking at online is the clear or tinted yet still clear plastic base that goes around the needle connecting it to the chamber.
I can assure you it's the same pill bottle the original anon posted while tinfoiling it was a sharp. I know that because while slowly scrolling to freeze the frame, I saw the exact same image before I stopped on the full image.
And I know other anons know what syringes look like… but they're not the idiots claiming there's white caps and that a pill bottle is a syringe. You want to be right so badly despite not knowing shit.
>>861783>i cleaned up everything
The fuck you did.
Lurch is a dumb motherfucker. He's clearly instigating and putting himself and Tuna in danger. And then Tuna herself tells Lurch to throw the broken glass at the guy. They are getting into petty fights with the mentally unwell and then crying about their innocence when they lash out. Just mind your own business and look the other way ffs.
Needles often have different coloured caps; they're not always orange. Various needle exchanges offer different needles. Also, this bitch doesn't clean, look at the state of the room. If it is a needle, it's likely to be an old one, I mean just look at the place. I've seen people live in filth, and they never move anything, it just becomes a part of their mess. Normal people would discard their dirty works via a "sin bin" and getting clean wouldn't be the reason they get rid of needles, but rather because they follow the junkie-etiquette and discard of their paraphernalia properly and safely, via the sin bins provided by exchanges and substance support services… But this is Luna we're talking about. If it is an old needle it'll just be part of the room now, she'll just be used to it being there, nothing more and nothing less. However, I think it looks like a pill bottle or methadone bottle. I don't think she's on a script but I'm sure Matthew was, or they may have bought someone's take-home script from them. I dunno, but let's not speculate too much… We know this bitch is high on benzos constantly, and she lives in utter filth. There's probably loads of old used needles lying around, because she lives in a grimy-filth-infested den with no care or consideration for cleanliness. Used needles just seem like part and parcel of being Tuna, like sometimes I'll leave sweet wrappers around for a few hours after snacking, but with this girl it's used works.
Go to any US Needle Exchange and I promise you you'll only get orange or clear. And they're called sharps containers, genius. I work for the harm reduction center in Harlem and not 1 addict has ever uttered the words "sin bin" because most people aren't idiots using terms like that for the stigma of addiction.
You clearly don't know what you're talking since US methadone bottles in the 2 east coast states and 4 west coast states I've worked at don't look anything like this. Some use rectangular bottles and some round, but the cap is always smaller than the bottle. That's a pill bottle you're looking at.
You can play pretend all you want but all of the Needle Exchanges and methadone clinics are federally sanctioned so they use providers that carry the same syringe company- BD.
Thank you for never struggling with opiate addiction enough to know about syringes and methadone. Unless you have proof of BD making different color caps and Needle Exchanges anywhere in the US handing them out, how about you just stfu and trust the safe consumption site anon and now an anon that works harm redux for NYC instead of being willfully ignorant so we can move on to fatty Tuna so I don't feel compelled to correct uninformed idiots? Thanks.
At least she's not shooting fentanyl anymore. You can tell from her legs since that's where she'd muscle (she never skin popped, which you can tell from the video she sold/shared that one time… or she just did it so badly it was wrong)
If anons didn't tinfoil with no knowledge of what they're even talking about, this wouldn't be a debate where anons working around syringes even have to chime in and correct them.
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In the infamous pic of tuna and lurch's first apt together there was a bunch of capless syringes. However the caps around were orange. They dgaf. Which is what I thought was the case so I watched the video back extremely slowly & changed my mind its def an optical illusion between the can and pill bottle
BUT while watching it back I caught this. The cops were at the intersection literally as the guy broke the window and had started getting out the car already. So was it just a coincidence that they arrived at that corner at the perfect time? Or had this argument been going on a while and tuna, lurch, or a neighbor had already called them to come?
Been going on for a while then decided to record it imo.
Can't they move in a trailer park with their saved money? It's not like they shower daily or wash their clothes.
they want to be near their drug connections and a quick train into Manhattan
also a trailer home anywhere near Manhattan would cost at least $1200/month between mortgage and site fees
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Shes got an excuse for everything
Yeah sorry, that's exactly what I wanted to say…>or do I have the full amount anymore
??? So does she have the 7k or not? WTF. I also don't understand her bitching for having to pay for the piece of cardboard nailed to her window. She's living there for free so what's the problem of paying whatever amount for that lol
This bitch makes me want to a-log so bad. She should actually go live on the streets, that's what that fat entitled pig deserves. Spend the rest of her days rolling around in the dirt on the streets, she already finds a way to roll in her own filth wherever she is. It's what she wants and it suits her.
Renting a u-haul and moving across the country plus first and last month's rent plus security deposit is no more than $5000, Tuna.
And you know you never had $7k… Daddy did and offered to help you so you wouldn't get evicted.
Plus remember she said money wasn't the issue (since that's what a Tuna dad is for apparently). She had complained she didn't have the qualifications to get a place and couldn't convince anyone to be a cosigner since no one would want to be forced into paying for an apartment she'd obviously stop paying rent on.
Ha! I knew this liar was never renting the stolen apartment for real. Again, there is no eviction moratorium for squatters. Her landlord is just too lazy to have her physically removed, but if they're instigating fights and damaging his property he might.>>861860
Even less than 7k with no income is absolutely enough to move on and frankly, she needs to. Now. But she won't until she's forceably removed with her shit in garbage bags again
. If the two of them had a real permanent address they could actually apply for real jobs.
they don’t want to move
they don’t want to apply for real jobs
this is the life they’ve chosen, high and filthy forever
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She looks bigger in the pic from this year
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Seen this and thought I'd leave it here for Tunas next lurk of the board. You're welcome tuna.
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Looking forward to laughing at how badly this will inevitably turn out if she goes through with it
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She posted a video where she’s clearly feeling herself on Instagram. She turns around and bends over like she’s trying to show her ass but she’s so tall that it remains out of frame lol. Her makeup is so orange compared to her body.
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I love how she's so proud of this adolescent Torrid (Hot Topic's fatty company) look that she's grinning like a dead toothed tard!
And actually, if she was taller, her fat ass would fit in the frame. She put the camera up too high so it wasn't showing her disastrous tsunami-causing thighs!
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weirdly looks like the Cinema Bizzare dude
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Absolutely vile how is she not embarrassed to post things like these videos kek
"enough to move on and frankly, she needs to … they could actually apply for real jobs."
God I wish the fucking fan club would leave already.
wow, I don't like commenting on weight so much, trying not to say this in such a negative tone, more observational. after reading so much I don't feel as bad saying bad things about her I guess, she's got such a record on her of being a terrible person.
but damn she got huge. I guess her sugar mama is paying well and she's not starving all the time anymore.
I think I'm a little shook because I've been floating through the old threads and when frantically begging all the time she actually did seem to fluctuate in weight down a bit more than up, sometimes prioritizing drugs over decent food afaik, but in times of stability (ex. when first moving into mama tuna's house) she seems to gain a lot of comfort weight very quickly. it's hard not to spend a lot of quickly gained money on comforts like favorite foods but…dang.
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I have the video. I can hear her mouthbreathing.
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it is very possible
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is this tartar build up?
It's cheap when her usual slice of pizza and a soda for no more than $5 is over 1k calories already!>>862487
While that's not tartar buildup, we all know Tuna has tartar coating her teeth and her breath smells like rotting teeth.
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Alltard removed the fidget spinner >>860697
, and they're selling just the earplugs now.
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Luna realizing you can’t buy a real gold chain for $10 on Shein
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Scripts all arranged on display kek how sad
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wow, looks so much cleaner and less disorganized now!
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ngl i can't really see his expression with that mask/sunglasses/hat combo in the way, but i do think it's telling that he would rather keep the mask on
to kiss her. wonder if he's just as grossed out as we are by her crusty, misshapen lips
NTA but the accumulation of filth she manages to collect on all her things is unbelievable.
Wash. Your damn plush shit and learn what cleaning wipes are at least please Luna we are begging you.
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it took her years to get housing only for her junkie daughter to kick her out of her bedroom. good job Tuna.
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it drives me nuts how much she soaks her succulents. Even the adansonii is starting to yellow from her obsessive overwatering
agreed. doesnt even have to cost a lot or be THAT healthy. she just has to TRY.
a yogurt for breakfast $1 (max 200cal), can of soup for lunch $2 (max 400 cal), and literally anything she wants for dinner even dumpster pizza $0 - $5 (800 cal). boom $10 (as a HIGH estimate) and 1400 calories.
bitch is just a fattie.
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her heavy breathing and jittery movements and tits flopping around and the way she seemed to rush through this felt so fucking stressful idk
and then she bends over and you see the bleak ass room she keeps these bleak ass plants in. ugh
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Agreed. Last weekend she posted those 2 videos of her writhing around, and made 4 other posts within a couple of hours. This weekend, since posting her plant video just 17 hours ago, she’s made 14 IG posts, mostly of useless trinkets. Her and Lurch are definitely feeling the festivities with uppers this year.
She's definitely on something. My bet is Xanax since she says it gives her a ton of energy to "clean" (as in rearrange her dirt pile) and she's got a lot of drugged up confidence to be showing off her udder bralette.
And she definitely is attempting to be sexy. She scrunched the side of her hair and keeps shifting her weight while swaying her hips. Plus she has that stupid filter on. Looks to me like a benzo-induced, please validate me kind of video.
You know she wanted people in the comments saying "that's not embarrassing at all! You're soooo cute/ pretty/ look great/ should make more videos!"
I know the bar is super low with her but what was “endearing” about that? lmao
My favorite part is a toss up between the filthy litter box in the background and her being out of breath bc obesity lol
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She's definitely feeling more confident lately, still looking a mess as usual though. "Borrowed" kek wonder who or where she swiped this from
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Wow she made this her FB profile picture, how is she not embarrassed that her SO wouldn’t kiss her without his mask on? Wtf
No makeup, just a strong filter!
Her and that cow Amanda should start a pursed lips club since they think it's solid look.
Tuna could really use some push ups to tone her pecs because those udders are low hanging and could use some muscle tone on her pecs to mask the saggy tits.
Why would someone show their saggy tits in a bralette instead of creating the illusion of perkier tits with an underwired bra?!
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sage for VERY old milk (all of these are from 2014-2015, so right when luna went to and then dropped out of pratt and the very beginning of her relationship with lurch).
I found these looking through an old email account associated w an old facebook profile of mine which happened to be in a private vent group made up of some tumblr mutuals. little did i know despite my lack of participation in the group (now long-deleted, so no photos just text posts), FB's emails make for a wild archive of the very early days of lurch + luna. I stopped here for now but if anyone's interested in pre-lurch, pre-college stuff I can keep looking through these.
(read in reverse chronological order)
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sorry, not pratt– brooklyn college, mea culpa. evidence herein
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yes, especially considering how much she insists she pursued him and therefore he's not a creep– something that surprised even me while going through these was how tepid she seemed to feel about lurch until the peter thing was good and over with. then he 'validated' her college woes (turns out it was a roommate who didn't like her smoking weed in the dorm + not getting the classes she wanted) which emboldened her to drop out. this post was the most tragic to me because whether or not she would've actually followed through on this, matthew certainly didn't encourage her to try and transfer.
>>862951>we talked about columbine (we're both obsessed with school shootings)
this is horrifying, I don't even know what's creepier: Lurch genuinely being interested in the topic or doing it just for Tuna (though I don't know if columbiners were a wildly known about thing in 2012-13?). Lurch has some kind of degree in adolescent psychology or something. Honestly his obsession with teenagers is disgusting>my moms friend is literally like really into me and he's kinda a womanizer
JFC and some anons whined about poor lurch stuck with awful Luna>like what is happening with my life i like him too but like what
that was Tuna's danger alarm going off, but she didn't realize it
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this is from 2014
Nice to finally find out wtf happened between Luna and Tai>Peter Callan
He contacted her like half a year ago and she was reminiscing about their relationship. She clearly still has feelings for him.
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i won't include all of them because it's post after post after post but she had been writing about peter for a solid 3 years before lurch appeared. wouldn't be surprised if she still had feelings for him. he was comparatively much more age appropriate and even though he was a junkie he did make it very clear that he had no desire to let her start using. this post is from 2016 i believe, so post-lurch
The way she talks and acts is exactly how she talks now. She's never going to change. She didn't even give college a chance.>>862960
What a surprise. She was addicted to Klonopin and Xanax then too.
Sad, I'm not really buying that she loves Lurch more than him… or ever loved, tbh. Didn't know they were together (in a LDR?) for so long.>>862965
Good question. In case someone hasn't seen him at all, he has an Encyclopedia Dramatica. Sorry, cannot screencap now.
yes, it was long distance. i don't know that they ever actually met IRL but it seemed at the time to be fairly serious considering how young we were (and the fact that peter sustained his end of the relationship in spite of his drug dependency)
also, i just went looking for his ED page and uhh it looks like ED is just gone for good. peter did have a few socials ( notably fb, but that was a long time ago) but they mostly stayed in touch via phone calls and texts
I know it's a lot of work nonny
, but I love this historical trove of well-aged cheese. Thanks for your efforts! Can you upload an imgur album/dropbox/pasteboard/whatever for posterity and Luna Farmers?
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God bless you nona. We will be extremely thankful for all that cheese. You are the real MVP for all of us interested in ancient Luna lore. The ED is still working with Peter page's on it.https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Peter_Callan
Warning, it's fucking vile as ED tends to be. Luna has entire section dedicated to her. Even from the biased ED description, Peter seemed like a much better person than Lurch (and cuter for sure).
hey nonnies the cheesemonger has returnedhttps://imgur.com/a/9GXq5UY
i may go back and trawl thru the more recent stuff (2016-2018) for early lurch content but for now this is a collection of our most aged delicacies
There were SO FUCKING MANY red flags at the beginning but she ignored them because she was so desperate for a man and/or drugs.
And if at that point they were barely dating and he's gonna flip out that she sent nudes to someone while they weren't even dating.. and then he used/relapsed and blamed it on her. BITCH WHY DIDNT YOU RUN!!?? Omg
Fix your eyesight, anon.>>863005
Yeah, she missed every single red flag that slapped her in the face.
I'm still not buying the Lurch gRoOmEd Tuna storyline. She was getting over an INTERNET bf. She wanted to move on. So are we expecting emotionally and mentally stunted Lurch to be like "Oh, well she graduated from high school and is over 17 (which is the age of consent in NY) and she flirts with me, but let me just go the other way and wait for another ho to come be with me"? Plus Tuna doesn't look that much younger than Lurch so I wouldn't consider him a "pedophile." Like he has options? Tuna was obsessing over a boy she never met. Who knows if eventually he would have encouraged her drug use.
Tuna has been wanting to be a heroin chic addict for far too long. If she didn't meet Lurch, who knows what other shit she'd have been into… or homeless AND using with Petie. Lurch fueled her dreams, but those dreams would have manifested themselves in plenty of other ways. Anyone determined to get on heroin or drugs will find a way to use.
I know it's a controversial opinion, but I still don't think Lurch is a paedophile for dating someone who's the age of consent. Some anons create a version of Tuna they want to see "she never stood a chance/ she's a victim
/ she could be successful without him/ Lurch made her do _."
Just like guys that buy "barely legal" porn, it's socially and legally accepted because the girls are of age. They're not actually under the age of consent. Lurch was getting legal and free real pussy and Tuna got her 90s alt dream boy and heroin fantasy. I'm just glad they're not out hurting others and keep in their own insular world of infection.
There is no need to WK a man almost 20years older than her, you probably have no problem with steep age gaps and even if 17 is the aGe Of CoNsEnT it doesnt make it any less vile or reprehensible on Lurch’s part, ofcourse she doesnt look like the epitome of youth when shes been guzzling drugs for the past 7?+ years but if you cant clock the age differences between them even with a filter I feel bad for you anon. Get some glasses. Btw a man who goes after teens (she was a TEEN and lurch was around her before 17 cause of her mom) is called Ephebophilia, so hes the next step beside pedo, congrats nonny
, all to defend “legal pussy”. Totally not scroteposting.
Ayrt- Maybe I'm just sick of all the Tuna wking from anons. "If only she could get away from him, then she'd be off drugs and going to college!" "Peter really loved her and would have been so good for her!" "Lurch got her hooked on drugs!" "Tuna was sooo not fat before they met and was soooo cute in her outfits and look what Lurch did! I bet he pimps her out!"
What I'm saying is more like playing the devil's advocate as opposed to "scroteposting" or whatever anti-male-anything term you want to use.
I'd rather just agree that she's been a cow long before Lurch and long after him and for good reason. They both suck clearly, but I'm really sick of the Babygirl Brigade pro-Tuna bullshit.
Thanks for wasting a post on a Googled image and my own quote.
You're happy wking your poor, misunderstood Tuna that's been trapped by the evil man so start a thread on that where I'm sure your random pictures to express your feelings will be appreciated.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised a Tunafag hag got that out of my clarification comment saying I'm sick of people wking Tuna. I'm surprised you didn't write "Mooooom" after your "shut up". Let me break it down to you in a way that your simplified brain might understand: You're too busy thinking male = predator and female = victim
that you can't understand that both = equally deserving of a shitty life that they both chose. Sorry I don't have a Googled image for you to simplify that even more.
For anyone that isn't the above-mentioned tard, I do not for 1 second think Lurch is a solid dude and wanted to Tunafag hags to see there's a version in which she isn't a victim
at all. Tuna is far from a victim
and we have a whole backlog of 5+ years showcasing Tuna's heifer status for a reason. Her lardass is just as much of a piece of shit as Lurch is imo.
Ntayrt but there has been way too much Tuna wking in here. She's not a victim
at all. Tuna and Lurch are both pieces of shit. Some anons really do think Tuna is a victim
, but to those anons, stop wking her. No amount of infighting will change anyone's mind so let's move tf on to laughing at the cow or wait until someone can squeeze a drop of milk out and serve it up.
Feel like adding I didnt read the comment >>863053
by the time I posted >>863054
cause I didn't see it, so of course I didn't get anything out of it.>>863066
Sorry, I don't get what you mean (which comment you wrote) but only the opinion discarded comment was mine from the two you shared. >>863064
I see it's a play on words, but comes off as typical scrote misogyny from someone sperging how legal pedo porn is beyond scrutiny and whining not all men. NGL, the instantly aggressive tone reminds me of whoever was shitting up /ot/. >>863065
What you said is what I think.
Ayrt, sorry I sounded like I was defending Lurch. I think him and Tuna are both equally shitty. My comment came out of being annoyed about anons acting like Tuna is a victim
so I went a little overboard and I'm sorry about that.
I think they're both pieces of shit that deserve each other and the only victim
in their great love story is anyone that gets caught in crossfire… and those innocent plushies and cats that don't deserve to live amongst that grime and smoke.
No worries, I am sorry too for responding rude/aggressive, I just struggle to keep neutral about grooming because it’s so normalised.
Free those poor rilakkumas kek.
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>>863072>Surprised to see all that bitching about tai
When she was bitching, relatively not much time has passed since their break-up. She was venting after an unstable/unhealthy relationship ended (note: probably still healthier than Peter and Lurch, of course). When Tai died, some time has passed. It's so easy to mythologize a dead person, especially if you are like Luna and constantly seek more opportunities to mythologize yourself. A Tai who wanted Luna to be her therapist, with whom Luna broke up (supposedly amicably) and didn't speak much to, got turned into a tragically lost soulmate, an angel-like figure. With how she speaks about her, you could forget that Luna broke up with her in the first place. Plus, even "normal" people tend to speak kindly of those who died (which sometimes really isn't warranted, but that's a topic for another day and place).
It's shocking to see so much vitriol as in picrel. I'm relieved at least the boy in question isn't Lurch.
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Samefag, shocked to see how much insight she had. I know it's a post-drug revelation, but still! She should take advice from herself years back (of course she doesn't want to).
Thanks for posting these nonnie
. It's kind of sad to read these posts from her time in school knowing that her life becomes a trainwreck shortly after. It does seem like Lurch has a major hand in ruining her life; I don't think she would have finished college even under the best circumstances, but she could have at least hopped around the NYC alt scene and scrounged a living selling her shitty art instead of trapping herself in a shitty apartment with a school shooting-obsessed, heroin-addicted middle age man.>>863063
There are very few perfect victims
. Luna had cow nature before meeting Lurch and also was groomed by Lurch. The two aren't mutually exclusive and it's not wking to understand that any potential she had to lead the best life she could as a natural cow got snuffed out when she shacked up with a disgusting junkie.
NTA>Luna was a slightly rambunctious but unremarkable party kid before Lurch put a needle in her arm after whispering sweet nothings of harris and klebold
What a sentence, I am unironically in awe. Though the problem is that she sperged how much she begged Lurch to shoot her up with heroin, and Lurch said no until she wore him down. Personally IDK how true is that, now that we see how their romance became a thing. I think that Luna being a heroin addict was useful for Lurch, since it made her dependent on him
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A lot of farmers, actually. I remember "wow Luna's pretty cute under the shit make-up" being a common reaction when she posted a bath selfie some time ago.
I myself think she's pretty, but living in filth and whatever is going on with her tooth and hair kind of put a damp on it. Luna would also look better if she lost weight, but I don't think it's anywhere near the biggest problem, even in the looks department.>inb4 whiteknight
There is no rule that you have to trash cow over everything they are are and do.
"If he hadn't done that, she would have gone through college and grown as a person"
God I hate this fucking thread since it went full tumblr. >>863154
Yeah, the stupid cunts who want to stan her for some reason. She's plain at best and that's before the crustiness.
NTA. I don't know what Luna would or wouldn't do without Lurch in the picture, so I am not commenting on that.>God I hate this fucking thread since it went full tumblr
You can hide it and just visit Luna's social media or Kiwifaggot thread. The atmosphere on the 2nd one may fit you more.>She's plain at best and that's before the crustiness.
You do realize that beauty is in the eye of beholder, right? Some people do find her cute, same can be said about every person with a social media presence or known to a population at large. Not something to get bent out of shape over. Also finding her more than hideous or plain doesn't mean justifying her shit.
You don't have to trash anything about a cow, but pretending she was so sweet and innocent when she was literally trying to figure out ways to do heroin pre-Lurch is delusional and wking af.>>863110
Most people in the midst of heroin addiction are stuck on enjoying the high and not thinking "I can introduce this 18 yr old to heroin, she'll get hooked, and then I'll get her to take her mom's apartment, mwahahaha!" If anything, I'd say her addiction and her presence have been nothing but a burden on him. They don't have sex, she's needy, annoying, ugly, can't even cop or shoot herself up, and takes his benzos and methadone.
For all you wks that think Tuna's innocence was stolen, rest assured Lurch is getting his comeuppance by being stuck with that monster. And for the rest of us, they deserve each other and I'm glad they're not out ruining anyone else's lives but each other.
>>863165>All the other cows like TND, Vicky, Kiki, Lillee, Mariah look way more attractive than Luna
i can agree with kiki and tnd but i draw the LINE on lillee and shingles. they are equals in uncanny-valley-face
also sage for being retarded and it's not rly important, but i missed it, what social media are these old luna posts originally from? it looks more like facebook than anything but the way she writes is like she's posting somewhere more private like a tumblr journal entry text post kind of deal. it's insane to me that she'd lack the self-awareness to not overshare like that on a platform that everyone's old boomer family members frequent… i guess i'm giving her too much credit. i just can't imagine, even if i had sad stunted fried permateen brain, waxing poetic about my eating disordered drug addicted exes right in front of all my old middle school classmates and 80 year old meemaw
I agree with you that Luna has strayed from normalcy before Lurch. Just in case, I didn't say she was innocent, that was another poster.>Most people in the midst of heroin addiction are stuck on enjoying the high and not thinking "I can introduce this 18 yr old to heroin, she'll get hooked, and then I'll get her to take her mom's apartment, mwahahaha!"
I'm not saying he had a giant master plan, but he did everything to get his hands on Luna after the Peter breakup and had sex with her asap meaning after/on her 18th birthday. They have also filmed/took photos of sexual situations between them (Luna with Lurch's penis in her face). That was thread #1 or #2, long before Luna's sex work "career". His feelings toward her could have changed in the meantime. Wouldn't he be homeless now without Luna's stolen apartment or do you think he would have found another person to depend on?
just wait until i finally get around to gathering all the many, many posts she had made begging for compliments/attention/validation/to be told not to do something bad
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From the first thread, Tuna waxing poetic about "sweet heroin".
This bitch has always wanted to be on heroin. I bet Lurch was always thinking stfu while she was talking about being "held" by the loving arms of dope.
Please post them!!!>>863189
I feel worse about her retconning Tai into her soul mate, love etc. after she died for tragic bbydoll points when this is how she felt about their relationship. IDK if I would write something so vitriolic, but being with Tai must have been hell. This is why they say not to date mentally ill people unless they are in remission or taking care of whatever is wrong with their mind (and not to date when you are mental)
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If you look very hard, the sweater may be pink-black and not white-black. That's the only connection (albeit vague) that I see. I know the "validate me!!! Call me cute!!!" posts are a bpd thing, but I don't get how pity compliments can make someone feel better. Maybe I get if you post a photo and people compliment you then, but still… you shouldn't rely on validation of strangers to feel good about yourself. It's unhealthy and those words don't mean shit anyway>>863229
this isnt what a-logging means
Some of you are really retarded about men, and honestly just life in general. This whole comment has to have been typed by a teenager because it's so fucking naive in every way. Tuna's smack habit isn't a burden to Lurch. He's fully in with it. Honestly, it seems like Luna gets so many a-loggers it's impossible to actually discuss her because as soon as you say something even mildly neutral you get a moron like this one that needs to remind us all that they think Luna is UGLY and FAT like we all aren't well aware.
I know this is hard for you, but it's entirely possible for Tuna to be a useless sack of shit and ALSO have been groomed by her mother's dope dealer. Black and white thinking is a symptom of BPD and you are showing it, anon.
sage for literally no one cares but yeah it's for sure pastel pink and black. i have the same exact one but the longer sweater dress version (i think it's a killstar or wildfox knockoff?) and i have still never worn it anywhere because i'm her age and feel like a ridiculous dated tacky 2014 tumblr soft goth in it. her kawaii uwu selfie is singlehandedly making me wanna just donate mine lol>>863221
this is SO sad and bleak and retarded. she was so goddamn happy that her dollar tree irl courtney love life was finally real but this was back when she still could have gotten out of it and had a morsel of a chance at a somewhat okay, not AS shitty life. looking back i guess it's what she really "wanted" though, so…
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Haven't seen this particular screen grab, but… wore this for a few DAYS?!?!?!? Does she not work anymore?
>>863276>I know this is hard for you, but it's entirely possible for Tuna to be a useless sack of shit and ALSO have been groomed by her mother's dope dealer.
NYART but that's not what luna white knights are asserting. People a-log so hard in the opposite direction in response to whiteknights absolving her of all blame. "nothings her fault because when she was 17 she hooked up with a 40 year old" is flawed logic. 17 year olds aren't children, lurch wasn't grooming her from the age of 14 unlike onision and Sarah. Having a crush on your parents friends and making a move at SEVENTEEN isn't as serious as a lot of anons are acting in here. Luna should have had an established moral compass at 17, she wasnt a child convinced to take heroin because she didn't know any better. She would still be taking heroin if she had any idea where to get it, despite being long free from physical withdrawals. She knew exactly what she was doing, and would have been fine with living like that forever if they didn't run out of money.
Its hard not to a-log someone who has lied and stolen for 8 straight years, when anons explain she's only doing it because she was ~groomed, and if she left lurch she wouldn't be a lying thief. She's sold fent to her high school friends without telling them it's fent, that's not something she was groomed into doing.
Luna was groomed in the same way onisions later victims
were - she thought she could handle the situation and purposely put herself in harms way because she thought she would benefit. But she was a dumb teenager playing mind games with an abusive
adult and got burnt. Luna thought she could manipulate her way into an easy heroin aesthetic, onisions victims
thought they could manipulate their way into easy Internet fame, both backfired.
Neither luna or lurch are good people, but it IS naive to say lurch is the source of all her problems and she would have been fine otherwise.
serious question, how many "white knights" actually say she did nothing wrong? I only remember the "innocent little girl one", but I'm not counting and have shit memory. I feel like the other anon, if you point out something fucked that happened to her, someone will seethe that you are white knighting and that Tuna is always the worst person in any situation involving her.>Luna was groomed in the same way onisions later victims were - she thought she could handle the situation and purposely put herself in harms way because she thought she would benefit. But she was a dumb teenager playing mind games with an abusive adult and got burnt. Luna thought she could manipulate her way into an easy heroin aesthetic, onisions victims thought they could manipulate their way into easy Internet fame, both backfired.
It seems to me like you are judging/blaming the victims
even though you call onion/lurch abusive
. Maybe I'm not following you. To me, the only bad person in the particular situation is the abuser (I mean the isolated case, not what Luna has done in her life overall).
17 is an undeveloped mind. Americans are weird with their obsession of the legality of ages. Not wking Tuna but it's weird as shit that you maintain an undeveloped mind should have an established moral compass. Stay away from those teens, nonnie
. Just because they're legal or close to it and should have a set moral compass doesn't mean that having a crush on, and being pursued by, men in their late 30s/40s is by any means okay. She made infuriating choices but Lurch, who supposedly has a degree in Adolescent Psychology, groomed her. What a weird hill to stand on. "That 17 year old should have had a moral compass and self preservation to say no to the man twice her age."
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"Waves like this"
Fried, crunchy, and dead??? Kek
>>863310>Luna was stupid for putting herself in harm's way because most people know better at 17
You lost me there. From what I remember, most 17 years old don't know or didn't know better at the time when Luna met Lurch. 10 years ago warnings about age gaps and groomers weren't everywhere to the point of twitterfags calling adult fanartists "groomers" for daring to exist on the same social media as them kek. Hardly anyone knew the term (mostly victims
trying to figure out wtf happened, plus psychologists and the like). Teenage girls totally bought into the whole "cool older bf who is mature and not like pimply boys". Also according to your logic, we should blame both the rapist and the victim
, since she "put herself in harm's way" by going out or meeting a man. If you believe this, gtfo from the farms.>>863314>>863316
Thanks for being reasonable>>863309
Luna is about to ruin what little of hair she has left>my goal in life is to own a real channel bag
Not to become a sport journalist or publish her poems? Grim
I fully agree with literally everything you said.
There's a reason 17 yr olds can legally consent to relationships. Saying they're not able to make their own life decisions at that age is ridiculous. 40 years ago 17 year olds were getting married and having children. Their minds and decision making process are developed. They're still learning about life like everyone else, but they have a solid understanding that their actions have consequences. At 18 they can buy tobacco. These laws exist because actual adults and not coddling farmers understand the abilities of people on the cusp of legal adulthood. Just like in the court of law here in the US, if you understand that there's consequences to every action and you can make decisions with this understanding, you're held responsible for what you do.
You can blame Lurch and wk Tuna, but she made the choice and is still living it. She's not trapped and she still loves every minute of the addict aEsThEtIc- "Us junkies can make something from nothing!! I just hustled $100 and Matthew got 2 extra bags for copping for mAd people!"
Lurch didn't put these aEsThEtIc thoughts in her head. Op is right- Tuna put herself into a situation she desired for years and glamorized heroin on multiple blogs and made her nasty bed that her dirty ass has to lie in.
In all fairness, I wouldn't put any stock in Lurch's fake achievements.
Remember he was a pro minor league baseball player that isn't in any historical rosters and is a millionaire with a boat he's only stood on for a few seconds. He also has a real estate mogul dead Daddy that clearly wasn't rich. Tuna and Lurch both lie to insane degrees.
He probably didn't even take a class on adolescent psychology and just read an article on FB.
I agree with this.
Tuna and Lurch are both pieces of shit. Infighting about who was a piece of shit first is like the "what came first, the chicken or the egg" argument.
You can believe whatever you want but they're both now in the same position being the same snitch losers that deserve their shit karma.
Tuna wanted this life and deliberately chose to seek it out. She's the perfect example of "be careful what you wish for because you just might get it".
it's REALLY not hard to not fucking a-log and I have real questions about why some of you are so 24/7 angry at this junkie yet fine with the animal/child abusers on this site, but then I see plenty of you want to absolve a 40-year-old addict of chasing a teenager so it makes sense. I genuinely think Lurch has some fans here because I see more people talking about him as a poor innocent cinnamon roll than I do Tuna. Some of you are beyond help.>she purposely put herself in harms way
Yes teenagers DO THAT you absolute mong. That's why grown ass men should leave them alone. This thread is full of jealous girls that want this entire thread to be about how fat and gross Tuna is instead of milk. Go away.
If you can't come into this thread without a-logging you have mental health problems you should be focusing on rather than obsessing over a homeless junkie.
Didn't she get mad at people a couple of months ago cause they said that she idolized Courtney Love and she didn't know why people thought that? Just because she forgot about it, it doesn't mean the internet did.>>863309
Her face is orange as hell.>>863340
You're getting just as mad as the people you're whining about. You guys need to chill out and go touch some grass cause fighting over Tuna and Lurch of all people is retarded. Start the new year better than this.
Wait for anons screeching that it's actually an ephebophile and that Luna was almost an adult, so somehow it was okay for a man almost twice her age to exploit her vulnerability. Sane anons saw telltale signs of grooming from what little Luna told us while defending Lurch. Her Facebook posts made it clear as a day, and yet retards are focusing on how dumb Luna must have been and how big of a problem she is for Lurch (who was happy to bang barely legal pussy under the stars and to film him slapping Luna in the face with his dick).
Lurch may have dropped out of the Adolescent Psychology class or didn't even attent I'd, but his interest in the topic is fucking unsettling, especially in context of his relationship with Luna.
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she's definitely really fucked up, lmfao
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Garbage bag hung on the doorframe
Missing cabinet door and SINK PANEL
Random blankets in the kitchen
Typical junkie chaos
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the indoor sunglasses/beanie combo gets me every time
i feel like if it were painful she'd definitely be using it to e-beg. i've known quite a few people with strange tooth staining who don't seem to be bothered by it, so i think it's likely a nicotine/hygiene issue more than anything.>>863405
government benefits rarely cover dental care after the age of 21 unless it's an emergency
You can tell it's nicotine staining because it's yellow and real tooth decay doesn't look like that. Real decay looks darker like a gray color.
Medicaid is through the state and is provided by a regular insurance company which you get to choose. For example, you can choose between Aetna, Horizon, Cigna, etc. There's no difference between whether your work is paying the insurance company or you're paying them directly or the state is paying them, other than the cost of your co-pay. If Tuna is claiming she's completely unemployed with no income (which she is definitely claiming since you know she never updated her income with the state), she doesn't have to pay for any co-pays or prescriptions. And you can see the dentist every 6 months like everyone else and more often if you need a procedure like cavities, a filling for a wear facet or chipped tooth, a crown, even braces retainers, and nightguards. It isn't a long wait for most dentists (around a month, which is the same regardless of your insurance) and she can just call another office if she wants a sooner appointment. The dentist just has to take the insurer she chose. She has no excuse not to go if it was an actual tooth issue, but staining is a cosmetic issue and just her being her usual grimey self.
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jfc the dirty ass feet
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alltards latest post from this morning vs lunas lmfao
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Holy fuck her feet are BLACK.
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I wonder if Alltard is on Tumblr. Just waiting for the BPD rage to hit kek.
only if you have an iphone>>863436
nobody saw that coming. I wonder why Allison was done with Luna's bs
What I'm saying applies to all of the US currently, but I'm referring to NY specifically as I'm also on Medicaid with the same options as Tuna which I found out when I asked if she needed help accessing free programs for low income people.
Most people aren't totally unemployed and get full coverage with zero co-pays and a lot of people don't even know how to navigate the healthcare options. There's a way to get anything done for low cost or free if you know where to look, but most people don't bother and just assume they're sol.
And yes, my description was breaking down in simplified terms how Medicaid works, but in reality it involves a lot of calling around and a lot of time on the phone with the insurance company.
Yeeeaahhh, that's not black. You can tell in the video still >>863451
She's had this stain for awhile and if it was real decay, it'll just get grayer and grayer and need to be pulled within a year or it'll affect the teeth beside it. Her tooth has stayed a consistent yellow most likely due to a lack of enamel/decalcification. The teeth beside it aren't as yellow since the one tooth is more prominently yellow, but that tooth isn't gray or "black" which is the biggest indicator of decay occurring.
Reminds me of the ash-smeared selfies she rushed to take when there was a fire at abusive
Good. Alltard might be a waste of oxygen but she's not the toxic
cunt Luna is. I was really hoping the "should I get paid for travelling to 'work' (ie a night out, no doubt paid for by 'boss')" would see her get dumped on her ass. This dumb bitch had a trustafarian doting on her and all she had to do was not be such a greedy grasping little cunt. Fantastic stuff.
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Subtle dig at Tuna?
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Lol. No shit. It's called business management. Giving retards money and letting them run around with lost causes is such a waste. And it's so bizarre Luna thought ear plugs and planter socks could employ her forever? >>863495
This level of sheltered… Her family should cut funds for 2 days and see how she fares.
I assume that's what started it. Tuna wanted to be paid for traveling to a work event but she also wanted to choose what days she worked while constantly asking for stuff like a new desk and chair. Alltard can get literally anyone else to do the job that Tuna was doing.>>863491
I hope this causes a Tuna and Lurch sperg. I wouldn't be surprised if Lurch was messaging Alltard about how much Tuna needs the job and how she's a bitch for letting her go.
yeah it probably is indirectly about luna, because the funny thing is she is a rare person who DOES have family to leech off of who would totally provide for her if she really needed it. the "problem" with that is that it's her daddy who most likely won't let her live with him and sponge off his money unless she follows certain terms, i'm guessing things that would actually be good
for her like not living with lurch and going to a rehab program or something. that of course makes him abusive
though, so we wouldn't want her to be living in an abusive
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You sure the water didn’t just solidify whatever grime and dust you had in your switch, Tuna?
If someone actually buys her a new one, I'll be the one that has a mental breakdown!
Ridiculous, I live in a very rural area with barely any work, yet I clean and make a very decent wage. How does she think >>863458
SW is a solution. She hates it and let's be real, no way she makes more than a meal or two.
She could do the same and make good money, especially since she'll do it unregistered…. guess it's just below her.
Overall I'm surprised her adventure with Alltard lasted this long, the tweets were nice, but looks like there won't be much milk from her side.
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dont ask why i felt the need to do this(terrible fanart)
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how long before the "im so depressed, here's my Amazon wishlist" posts start
I can't with this bitch. She's so 'terribly depressed' but can magically somehow set up her phone and pose for a camera w/ tits hanging out in her filthy hovel with her musty unwashed clothing.
Sorry your Switch broke, go for a walk and search for some work.
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Maybe Luna got fired because Allison is chasing after another project of the week?
Tuna would treat each home like it's a candy store filled with free things for her to take. That's just bad for fake business.>>863618
Happy to hear it, anon. Enjoy your day.
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Really helping her situation isn't she kek
"my mom let me spend"
…Luna, your mother is letting you ruin her apartment while living with your drug addict 'fiancee" that will not marry you but you are so "in love."
You don't clean, you don't care about anyone else besides yourself.
Where's your ID and why aren't you "Legally Married™" to Lurch after so long?
Just shut up and get a job and stop bitching about what a fucking victim
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Her prized posession.
Asshole mother who she hates lent her thirty dollars.
Amazon is the playground.
..It is not Luna's fault. Someone will pay for it and fix everything some day when not so sad.
Cannot take it, someone please fix her Switch. She is so beyond depressed.
broooooo she got that dead tooth.>>863618
ditto but I have to agree with the sentiment, something about this made my day.
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idk how to upload a video, but the ending of her latest video on insta was…unexpected lmao
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her videos are so funny
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Glad to see the famous ~Lurch Juice~ carton making a comeback
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No makeup but the filters are working overtime. Such a natural beauty uwu
what does she say when her boob pops out? it's even worse in motion, looks like she noticed but was so high she went out "Oopsie daisy, tee-hee!". Anyway I've always found her pretty, but the extreme close-ups do her no favours. She looks like a retarded fish, and in one angle like Android 18, kinda>>863687
This drawing shows some talent, but I can't get over Lurch looking like how Luna wishes he did lol
THE DEAD TOOTH!! kek>>863669
Her videos are so goddamm embarrassing I can't believe she posts them but thanks for the laughs tunyfish! The crackling "aaah" noise after she flashes her tit!?
I actually laughed lmao ty nonnie
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Luna posts shitty poetry and espouses how acid is more therapeutic than actual therapy
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Idk why you aren’t aware humour is subjective, but the post was clearly not fan art.
Seems like she tripped to remember why she's still with Lurch in the first place. Considering they "bonded" over it in the beginning of their relationship. Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if she tried it again after reading >>862975
since it's a blast from the past and we know she lurks. Once she quit H she started sounding significantly less pro-Easter Island Statue.
>>863774>ive spoken of couple therapy before
Major trouble in paradise, since even Luna notices whatever is going on needs fixing. Extremely sad that she thinks that an acid trip is a good substitute not that I believe that her relationship can be salvaged, the only solution is breaking up>heavenly creatures
Wow, a never before seen media reference in Luna's poems. Incredible. She and Lurch have nothing on Parker-Hulme though lmfao
Well she does say here >>863773
that Lurch was watching a music video featuring a girl during the trip, so he was probably tripping out by imagining himself in said music video whilst Luna lovingly stared at him high out of her gourd
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I irl cackled don’t mind the grouchy nonnies
I don't create masterpieces for you, Karen of Lolcow. I do it for anons like >>863786
and to document Lurch's love for da big areolas.(infighting about cringey areola cow fanart)
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SHE HAS NO FUCKING NECK
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It's cringey af to get bent outta shape over a drawing of cow udders and then get even more upset that the anon responded to your bitching with a funny comment
You do sound like a karen ngl
You can see her feet are black with filth in >>863451
. That was 5 days ago. How long does it take to get your feet that nasty indoors? Even in her nasty living conditions, it's got to be at least 3 days, right? Meaning Tuna hasn't bathed in over a week.
$10 says Allison fired her because of her stench.
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mama tunechi makes an appearance lolol
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I'm surprised her mom is buying anything for her daughter's ugly mug. She threw a whole toddler tantrum over her mom using her face cleansers and moisturizers.>>863853
Sure you will, Tuna. Just like you two have been planning for the last eight years.
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from her tumblr lol
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I don’t understand what is happening here but it’s fucking nauseating>>863894
I like how DBT is at the end of this list, full of either very basic shit (“work” “write”) or absolute delusions (“get married” “move”)
never change, Tuna ♥
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Posting this on her instagram kek nice job Tuna
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From the previous thread, I see she’s pretending she doesn’t throw her mom under the bus every chance she gets. She is such a bratty, greedy piece of shit.
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>>863906>she has skin cancer so why steal my shit
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Is… is her bedding actually low quality, or is she replacing it because she's too lazy to wash it?>>863896
♫ Swing low, sweet chariot
Lmfao yeah she FOR SURE lurks here kekkkkkkk
Tuna don't count on being able to bleach that away. I don't think it's a stain lol
I still find it disgusting that she lets lurch
use her skincare products but not her mom.
If her dad finds out he'll be fuming kek
Didn't she and Lurch bully him into giving her a family heirloom ring that Lurch could give her as an engagement ring?
"Get a new job"
You lazy bitch, it's called McDonald's/fast food. They hire anyone. If you really wanted to work. Get off your huge ass and do something.
The filth-queen could still work the lobby. Even Chris-Chan and Kingcobrajfs were able to get fast food lobby jobs.
She doesn't even try because she's too special and unique and needs to do something with artistic like putting old socks on planters tho, it's never going to happen and her ass will continue to spread.
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sad day for us all.
it fits more than she realizes>>863966
she will never find a job
vintage mid century furniture is so fucking expensive, plus you probably need access to a truck or at least a big car to transport it.
fortunately for her, it's fashionable, meaning she can easily get her hands on some particle board amazon shit in that style…however, she would have to put it together, and it's debatable that it would hold the weight of her shit saturated plushies and stolen cemetery tchotchkes.
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as if we needed any further proof that these two definitely won’t be getting married…
Trouble in junkie paradise?
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I give it a month before it changes color from mold and dirt
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lol yeah ok
I don't think Luna looks here but I definitely believe Lurch does. he's commented several times about people making fun of or talking about Luna and that mostly happens here.
it's so sad though that he keeps hyping himself up having inheritance/connections/a good job/loads of money, when he doesn't and likely never ever will.
NTA but I agree anon. It's like Luna is listening to Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car' and writing out what she hopes Lurch would say to her instead of getting off her ass and filling out applications.
I think we all predict weight gain and more "depression" poetry is soon to follow.
…isn't "pumpkin" the name of her cat?
The filth covered plushes are so much more apparent now.
How many more weeks until it turns into a stained brown blob?