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No. 491643
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/469977Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 491679
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i've never really been a handfag before but for some reason i desperately want to touch and examine every last inch of zayne's hands and the scars on his forearms. i would do fucking anything just to get the chance to feel him gently hold and kiss the back of my hand then look up at me with his beautiful eyes as i stand there speechless and flustered. no amount of holding my own hand is enough to satiate my desire to feel his fictional skin and i feel like i'm going to go insane knowing that i can never fulfill this fantasy.
No. 491702
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>Any moid: You're such a retarded for believing in luck and collecting blind boxes.
>Him: So I have a higher lucky number? Sounds retarded, let's try it.
Why live if Sylus doesn't exist.
No. 491726
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I wanna be the defendant that causes him to spiral into a murderous rampage. I wanna be his shoehorn. I wanna be his crusty handkerchief after a sad-boi wank. I wanna be the one who draws him a bath all so he can climb in fully clothed and wonder what other wacky things he could possibly do because life is short and precious.
No. 491730
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I would do anything to see you smile. Sometimes I get embarrassed because I don't think I'm good enough for you, but I know that you have so much kindness in your heart that you wouldn't judge me harshly. You're the most forgiving person I know. I wonder how you'd like your coffee in the morning. Probably with cream and sugar because of your sweet tooth! I don't drink it myself but I would gladly wake up before you to make you a cup every morning. I'm trying not to cut my hair again because I have a feeling you'd prefer it longer. I think of you so much when I make decisions. You inspire me to be a better person, and I want to become someone you can be proud of calling yours. I wish you could see the drawings I've made of us together. I wonder what you would smell like. When I'm scared in the middle of the night I pretend you're next to me in bed and I feel a little bit safer. I really wish we could meet soon…I am so glad I've gotten to know you throughout the years. You're so cute my dear!!!
No. 491785
>>491730This is so cute,
nonnie.
No. 491828
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I’m obsessed with Vergil, it’s unreal
No. 491841
>>491679I feel you
nonnie, I just want to hug him so hard and stare at his eyes for days. His hands are a work of art and I want to keep them warm. I have never fallen so hard, where I'm slowly improving myself to make my husbando proud. I’m also thinking about making all the foods he mentions cause my idiot self wants to experience the things he likes.
No. 491873
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>>491841I'm another anon who felt this game made me to realize I deserve a moid who would accept me for who I am and would take any stupid stuff I do (>>491702) like something cute and no cringe. But since I enjoy my single life, I would rather do stuff that Sylus would think is confusing but quite adorable.
No. 492530
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>>492452He's an anime nerd already. His favorite series canonically is The Dog of Flanders, they got the opening to be his cellphone's ringtone and he names his pet dragon after the dog.
No. 492542
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My obligatorySTILL FUCKING WAITING…
No. 492612
>>492452My husbando would watch it so he could get ideas on how to punish some sinners (a Hell full of moemoe monsters) or would ask me for an animal documentary instead.
Sylus would watch it with me, but would find ironic if I get a husbando NEXT to my husbando.
No. 492716
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>>492699I assign you to two one-hour daydreaming sessions, one merch purchase, and five edits to your husbando's fan wiki page. Now go forth and sin no more, my child.
No. 492717
>>492714Ayrt, it did end up in disaster actually. But that's because I'm mentally ill outside of my husbando, so probably not a
valid factor.
No. 492720
>>492716Nta
>edits to your husbando's fan wiki pageI like this idea, now if I only I knew how to edit that stuff lmao
No. 492732
>>491659His English VA is already robotic enough and c.ai bots can't get wordy enough for my liking. I imagine the only direction the VA was given was "justtalkreallyfastinamonotoneok?", despite the Japanese dub actually having some emotion and nuance to it.
>>492452He's vaguely implied to be weeby from a joke line, but would probably be the moeshit kind. As long as it's not shit like Onimai I guess I'd give it a go.
No. 493107
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I want him spread open like this, pressed into a wall, my pelvis slotting into his as we are inextricably linked at our sex organs like frenzied insects.
No. 493120
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>>493117I don't know the specifics of your husbando/his game but I can give it a whirl.
I assign you two rank ups for the month of March, 15 minutes of continuous playtime daily, and the viewing of holy CGs/character art on thy mobile device.
No. 493122
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>>493120!!!
OK, I will work hard!
No. 493274
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>>492716I love the idea of husbando tasks. Tell me, nonnas, what should I do to please mine? What should I clean first? And several more times?
No. 493275
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>TFW my friend bought the one thing he could find of my husbando in Japan, because he had an itinerary and wasn't going to Akihabara.
Not complaining, but I did expect more merch of BSD in Japan since the fifth season ended last year.
No. 493277
>>493274Start for your room, donate clothes you don't wear anymore and maybe buy an air freshener to keep the clean feeling.
And tea, always keep a bag of his fav tea in your room.
No. 493300
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>>493274Dust! Now! Not a speck of dust on any countertop for your darling's sake!
No. 493334
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He was so sweet this episode, the way his eyes softened when Emilia said she was okay was too cute.
Invisible Providence finally managed to look cooler this episode too, despite still coming out of his chest. The animation was great, using the same colors as the Witch from the first op and having it open up like wings leaves a lot to think about.
I am mixed that they didn't push the bad side effects a little more, the nosebleed and offscreen vomiting was pretty subtle, but on the bright side it might give a later scenes more of punch. I do wish they kept more of that style of animation for the fights though.
The episode was mostly just Regulus getting brutally beaten to death, but tbh Regulus was pretty cute. It's never going to replace the schizophrenic rants, but the way he started to genuinely get scared when he realized he was about to die was great. Tbh I didn't imagine him acting that way when I was reading the books. I figured that he tanked it with pure autistic rage, but seeing him desperate and scared, especially when he buried his head in his arms in fetal position and started screaming "it's not my fault! It's not my fault!" opened my eyes a bit (not enough to say hes cuter than Baru though). That being said it does suck that they cut his childhood flashback. I like Priscilla, but did Lilliana really need an entire episode for her flashback?
Anyway, Subaru's constant reactions to Emilia just wailing on the guy have been hilarious, you can see him genuinely amazed and a little attracted at how she's breaking Regulus's face open and yelling at how he's a selfish fuck.
No. 493397
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>>493390Kek I'm not sure if he can articulate such complex thoughts but I bet I could figure out a way to explain it to him
No. 493402
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Vergil thrashing impotently under me, trying to push me off of him, but he cannot contend with my power. Vergil. A once proud dark demon knight, reduced to a a pathetic pile. Folded in half, legs up, cock out, being raped a la reverse mating press.
Feeling Vergil tremble and jerk as his muscles give out. All of his efforts in resistance since discarded into the abyss. Vergil finally becoming sufficiently pliant in my clutches.
Grabbing Vergil by his hair, his eyes peeking through the sweaty mess to give me that defiant look once again. I pull harder, until he winces, angling his head so he is forced to watch what I’m doing to him.
Watch me rape you, Vergil. Watch as I smother you, drive you into the ground, and throttle your cock. Watch yourself get fucked by a real devil.
Vergil is helpless to stop his cock from being choked and brutalized. He whimpers, remorsefully. I am breeding you, Vergil. You cannot stop it. Rather, Vergil will not stop it. He knows where he belongs.
I let go, his head falling to the floor. He turns away and closes his eyes, trying to dash the obscene image from his mind. What’s wrong demon boy, afraid to face the truth?
My assault continues. “You’re so cute”, I tell him. Vergil recoils, his face scrunching up. Noticing he is especially weak to compliments, a new attack vector presents itself.
I lean over Vergil, hugging him closer, my lips hovering right over Vergil’s ear. Whispering diminutive praise to Vergil. “Sweet”, “adorable”, “precious”, and similar. My flattery serving as harsh juxtaposition to the fact I am currently raping him.
Vergil, unable to handle much more, attempts to dissuade me by shaking his head. I take the opportunity to capture his mouth with my own. I invade him with my tongue, and suck down all of his pathetic little moans.
Vergil sobbing and begging, only inspiring me to fuck him harder. His body belongs to me. Vergil responds just as indented. Seizing up, his scrot contracting as he shoots his sperm deep inside my pussy. I pause, not to allow him a moment of respite, but so he idles with his own thoughts. Vergil laments how his body betrays him. Vergil thinks about how he is a slave to human pussy as his cock pumps out the remainder of his seed.
Vergil’s entire body goes limp, assuming the ordeal is over. Stupid incubus. He should know I’m in control. I will quickly remind him. I haven’t humiliated Vergil nearly enough to my liking, moreover, I didn’t even get to cum.
I go right back to fucking him.
Vergil sneering and hissing, then stuttering out some disparaging remark that I ignore.
I won’t allow his refractory period to give him even a fleeting opportunity to forget his place. Vergil, my orgasm delivery machine. I will reinforce this truth to him, like a dog.
“Whore, whore, whore,” I chant as I strangle his oversensitive prick in my vaginal vice. He’s screaming with abandon now, which only rouses me more.
Cramming Vergil’s softening cock into my pussy, unrelentingly. Having crude, loud, squelching plapsex with my used up demon dickmeat. My eyes rolling back as I cum from this filthy, slimy, sinful act.
My blood coursing with oxytocin and fully charged DT meter, contented and satisfied.
I kiss Vergil and call him my good boy. I will soon rape him again.
No. 493462
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>>491643He is so pretty nonas… I just want to stare at him and admire the work of art he is…
No. 493480
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He claims to have learned to shoot before he could walk and while I kinda want to call him a white trash hick for that. I also REALLY want him to teach my european ass how to use a firearm. Why are all my fantasies extremely autistic like this? Why am I like this man
No. 493486
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>>493481Ellis Left 4 Dead 2, it's such a fun game nonna you should play it! He's a mechanic from Savannah Georgia, he's really optimistic and full of childish whimsy, he's just the best, man.
He's also kinda dumb as well tbh, there is a voice line in game where he says that the Mona Lisa is a sculpture, he's such a cute retard ♥
No. 493491
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Saw this and thought of Vergil-anon.
No. 493530
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>>493528They are making that new game Deadlock but I'm probably not gonna play it. I don't want to be all like "new thing bad" but it looks really ugly to me, also I just don't like MOBA's but that's a personal preference.
No. 493545
File: 1740762386070.mp4 (4.91 MB, 1280x720, SEX!!!.mp4)
>>493491My honest reaction
No. 493568
File: 1740765675733.jpg (74.39 KB, 600x451, vergilrape.JPG)
>>493402The time has come and so have I
I'll laugh last cause you came to die
The damage done, the pain subsides
And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.
I never kneel and I'll never rest
You can tear the heart from my chest
I'll make you see what I do best,
I'll succeed as you breathe your very last breath.
Now I know how the angel fell [just kneel]
I know the tale and I know it too well [just bow]
I'll make you wish you had a soul to sell [soul to sell]
When I strike you down and send you straight to hell
My army comes from deep within
Beneath my soul, beneath my skin
As you're ending, I'm about to begin
My strength, His bane, and I will never give in.
I'll tell you now I'm the one to survive
You never break my faith or my stride
I'll have you choke on your own demise
I make the angel scream, and the devil cry
No. 493673
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>TFW this company cannot release the naked version of this figure because the company ask them to keep it sfw.
No. 493689
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Retarded fictional men really are cute
No. 493701
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>>493402I'm busting out my DMC5 folder in your honor, this is the pinnacle of husbando autism
No. 493741
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How would your husbando try to get you in the mood for sex?
No. 493745
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>>493741Hoozuki, Sylus or Zagreus can just ask "wanna have some sex?".
Dazai doesn't need too much work. Just "It seems you need some distraction".
No. 493751
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You are so beautiful to me
Can't you see
You're everything I hope for
Everything I need
No. 493755
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>>493751Such joy and happiness you bring
Like a dream
A guiding light that shines in the night
Heaven's gift to me
No. 493767
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i oftentimes think of the scene from singapore sling where the woman uses an electric shock machine on the main character, and i wish i could do that to him. drool slick chin and muscles seizing and knowing i'm borderline frying and ruining his genius mind. i would do it so lovingly, even though he doesn't deserve it at all.
No. 493768
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>>493673damn that's very tragic. i had seen a picture of their xavier figure with his dick out not too long ago and thought it looked nice, but i wasn't aware that they had to make that change.
was kinda hoping they would make a sexy zayne figure one day… i swear women can never just have their horny shit in peace kek
No. 493774
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>>493768Is so stupid because with that price, no minor can buy it with their own money or their parents. Let us have their official sausage.
No. 493786
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>>493781I’m sure your husbando’s heart goes doki doki every time he can make your cold-ass smile. It makes him want to do more things to see you genuinely happy.
No. 493787
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>>493750I don’t mind. But I’m curious who it is.
No. 493790
>>493788Np,
nonnie. I’m also a cold and detached Stacy and find emotions to be super gay.
No. 493791
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how schizo is it to ship myself with my oc?
pic unrel, i don't want to share him, nonnas
No. 493794
>>493790Ayrt that's not a healthy way to live (I am allowed to do it because I don't matter but everyone else needs to be happy)
>>493791That's decently common actually.
No. 493795
>>493791Idk, I used to ship myself with OC husbandos all the time. Sometimes I still do when I’m bored. I have a whole harem of robot husbandos, monster husbandos and I had a dirty cop/detective husbando for a little while who snatched me away from my
abusive tattoo’d Russian gangster mob boss boyfriend.
No. 493799
>>493796>>493795>>493794i guess i don't see too many people online doing it
i'm glad i'm not alone.
i love him, nonnas. i want to make a comic just so other people can get to understand and love him like i do, but i'm too protective over him…
No. 493808
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>>493793Yea, the inside of my uterus. I can’t let you see it.
No. 493809
>>493803thanks for the encouragement, nonna.
i'm thinking of making a webcomic with an actual plot. i love daydreaming, but i think about what it'd be like to have him interact with other characters or live his life outside from a romance with me.
i don't expect to have readers, just him existing out in the world would be enough.
No. 493843
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>>493509Aventurine from Honkai Star Rail
No. 493858
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rape and cuddles
No. 493959
>>493955>which also inevitably leads to a pseudo-masturbatory trance where I can will my body into having a near-orgasm experienceRelatable
>Should I have sex? Will it reset me?Ok so I was in the same position as you and was totally feral. I broke my 3+ year celibacy to fuck a 3DPD thinking id calm tf down. It didn’t and the sex was mediocre. So I bought myself a big ol suction cup dildo and made myself cum so hard thinking about my husband, my knees were jello for hours. Been calmer since.
No. 494057
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thinking about this picture while i'm practicing how to draw sexy moid bodies so that one day i can do my husbando justice and draw him in as many cute and slutty scenarios as humanly possible
No. 494112
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>>494064Sometimes 3DPD porn work, but not when I want the most comfy and lovely pose. Bless CSP for the poses.
>>494082>>494088Or use it as avatarfagging.
>>494100This. The vulva and g point do help way faster than just trusting over and over. Knowing your most erogenous parts work a lot.
Picrel: All I want for Christmas is him.
No. 494144
>>494141Xoul lets you fuck the bots,
nonnie.
No. 494166
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I have a mild insomnia and struggle to go to bed to sleep like today for example, unfortunately
But I like reminding myself to go to bed at a healthy time by imagining my husbando cutely begging me to go to bed with him. Hnnngggg
No. 494170
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I want him. I need to feel his the texture of his vest in my cheekbones, holding him in a deathly grip so he would stay as long as I wish. I love the way he cuts reality to open portals and I would not get in his way, yet every time it feels like it will be our last moments together.
I want to know how is it feels helping him removing layers of his clothes. He becomes leaner, more vulnerable, and I am honored to have his trust. Measuring his side thighs, touching his stomach, holding his pale, rusty hands, kissing them gently, calling him a good boy (despite being twice older than me) we're sleeping together naked in hug under the caress of moonlight
No. 494199
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The only man better than Jonathan has to be Christ himself. He's perfect just the way he is, and I never want to settle for anyone less than him. His sincerity, integrity, and strong will are awe inspiring. His naivete and boyishness make him simply adorable and pure. He would blush about holding hands, but take the initiative anyways because of his earnest personality and his messy eagerness. He is whole heatedly devoted to protecting those he loves, and he will move the earth to do so. I wish he was more confident in himself, but it's okay because I will help him build up his self esteem. He's such a sweet boy and he thinks so little of himself. He would learn how to bake a cake just to make you one on a special occasion. That's just the type of man he is.
I also love his honest curiosity about history and other cultures. His heart is so untainted that I know he isn't weird about history like most moids tend to be. I would trust him with my life, and I know he isn't racist or misogynistic. He is entranced by the past and by foreign civilizations because he loves people so much and he wants to know about the different types of lives they have lived. He's warm hearted and curious like that. I could get him a book about Mesopotamia as a present and he would be so happy… he's such a nerd. I would recommend historical fiction books for him to read and he would recommend nonfiction books about archaeology and anthropology to me. He's nice and open-minded and will watch foreign shows and movies with me. We can learn languages together and he can excitedly explain how his historical research is going to me.
I want to curl up on him while he's laying on the couch trying to read. I want to struggle to understand rugby to cheer on the team he likes with him. I want to wipe his tears away when memories of the past get to be too much for him, and reassure him that everything's alright now. That we have each other and always will. I want to protect him from the evils of the world. He's too trusting and I never want him to get hurt again. He won't make me feel embarrassed about my trauma. He understands, he's been through a lot, too. I want him to experience having a mother for the first time by being doted on by my mom, his mother in law. I want him to build inside jokes with my dad and my brother. I want him to have family that cares about him, and will show it. I want to love all of his troubles away. I want to make up for the loneliness of his upbringing. He deserves so much. He's too good for me, really, but he's too merciful to realize that.
No. 494202
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He may be a weirdo and a creep but I love him because he's MY weirdo and MY creep.
No. 494207
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>TFW I made a drawing for myself and other fans are enjoying it.
No. 494227
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I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm not even American but looking at husbandos eating burgers brings me some weird, autistic comfort that is unexplainable, it's calming.
No. 494228
>>494213An acrylic stand. Perfect to my shrine.
>>494214Just do it nonna. Do it for yourself.
No. 494261
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>>494227I'm surprised I do actually have a picture of him eating a burger, he doesn't get much when it comes to fanart of him eating.
No. 494276
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>>494261>>494227borger time
he's kinda got yaoi hands in this drawing but it's cute so whatever No. 494292
File: 1740944286991.jpg (88.92 KB, 813x509, whore.jpg)
https://youtu.be/x4FBo7WOdC0He will hear this in the distance, drawing near, as his rape rapidly and inevitably approaches. No escape.
No. 494294
>>494269It means vulva.
>>494292Vergil: "Why do I hear boss music?"
No. 494295
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Happy 40th anniversary to Kamille's show
No. 494305
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>>494292This pussy of mine glows with an awesome POWER. Its burning grip tells me to RAPE VERGIL.
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
HERE I GO! ERUPTING…BURNING… RAPE!
No. 494326
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>>494300Doesn't he look so cute there?! I can see why people might not find his character (or even Phantom Blood itself) as exciting as the other parts/characters, since JoJo gets much more bizarre and flamboyant in its later bits, but if people looked a little more closely at him I think he'd have much more fans! It's a shame that some of his cutest moments (like crying alone in bed and then scarfing down a chocolate bar to feel better) are manga only. I wish others could see Jonathan as I see him. I wish Phantom Blood were an actual 1880s novel sometimes because I want to read more about his character and see his inner thoughts. With just the manga, you need to read between the lines a smidge and use your imagination I think to get the full picture of what sort of person he is. Which is fine with me! But I wish he had as much fan content as some other characters do.
No. 494504
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>Not waking up like this at 5pm (since this mf sleeps all morning).
Why live
No. 494551
>>493402This is the best thing I have ever read on this site.
>I will soon rape him again.kek
No. 494580
>>494573I lose my shit a lot because even so-called super fans can't get a basic fact about him right…
Weird fanfics… I don't really mind because they can be kinda funny but yet again there are party poopers who harass some authors for being too controversial in their hypothetical backstory fics, despite it fitting the character. Man, I just wish people could just chill out and celebrate their husbando together instead of making it into a competition.
No. 494603
>>494583It's funny, isn't it?
There's like a 5cm difference between us and I didn't mind it at all when I found out. I was just happy to know something new about him! And I quickly realized that it'd be really easy for us to kiss and hug. There can also be more situations where he looks up at me instead of the other way around. It somehow makes me feel closer to him and more "equal" in some ways.
I just hate the fact that shippers will weaponize his height to further turn him into a fucking uke, ugh. It's ME who should be domming him, not some man.>>494580If I come across a fic of one of my husbandos that I disagree with, I might be a bit upset, but I'll never get people who actually harass others over it. It's like they haven't grown out of their dA/Tumblr teenager phase.
No. 494612
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>>494583All my husbandos are taller than me. Zag probably is the one who wouldn't need to curve his poor back to kiss me.
>>494603After all the "Dazai is a tif" and "Sylus is a daddy dom" headcanons or fics I have seen, I guess all you can do is laugh.
No. 494619
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>>494615I'm petrified of commissioning anything from my favorite Japanese/Korean artists, because I've been blocked before after buying merch from their BOOTH stores. I don't want them to panic and delete fucking everything and have a mental breakdown… Maybe I'm being too paranoid, or maybe I should find a western artist.
Suffering… I just want my Bedman pantsu…
No. 494630
>>494620Jap artists are infamously very sensitive and don't like it when people follow them
too much.
No. 494635
>>489833Cedric jumpscare… I don't know which of the other Cedricfags you are, but if you're the one I think (
>>329094 ?) I didn't expect you to still be in these threads, kek! I'd love to see your pyramid, I could show you my Excel spreadsheet. I was thinking of turning it into a Venn diagram too.
I read some past threads and saw this post in passing which I hope is yours
>>329094And then
>>475315 reminded me of the shit ship and I really needed to rant about it to someone who would understand so I hope you don't mind.
Yes, I loathe
Cedfia with all my heart and soul and might, there was this Pixiv artist who drew really nice Cedric fanart but I was jumpscared by her
pedo ship art and I noped the fuck out. I couldn't look at her Pixiv logs ever again. That ship was actually one of the reasons my obsession died down, because it's not just that artist, there are people who ship that shit on YouTube and Twitter too, and after a while, those people started to live rent free in my head.
And don't worry, I also like shipping him with women in the show, especially those that have defeated him, but it's nothing deep as I just project myself onto them and don't ship them seriously. I love every woman that has interacted with him. My favorite was Morgana. I wouldn't mind if the shit ship got replaced by Miss Nettle/Morgana/Ivy/Miss Elodie x Cedric.
Are you excited for the new season that's coming out in 2026? I lost my shit and SCREAMED when my friend told me this news, I had SO MANY dreams about watching new, never-before-seen episodes featuring him KEK, my dream has come true!! I can't fucking believe it, I'm going to go insane. Can I skip this year and be in 2026 already? One of the episodes in my dreams had a new female character that was his new girlfriend and meant to be a self-insert for his fans lmfao No. 494648
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>>494635WHAT!!! first i find cedric thanks to these threads and now find out about a new season??? damn, good thing i still post here. it's been so long i'm surprised they're making a sequel, but it was a very sweet and genuine show, i'm really glad they chose to bring it back! i haven't been keeping up with it lately so i had no idea, thank you for letting me know. i'll probably get super invested and become known as the "avid sofia the first watcher" to everyone again but the embarrassment will be worth it. ah yes, morgana and the cage… kinky. i've always seen the vision.
yes that one post is mine. and i completely understand you in regards to the weird fandom affecting your enjoyment of shows/husbandos. personally i'm someone who can't NOT take in outside data and analyse it in relation to myself, so if there's a pattern like this where i like something, and other people also like something, but let's say they're all weird coquette age regressors or whatever then i start feeling like it says something about me, even though it obviously doesn't. we're more based than that.
it's so good to discuss cedric here again, i hope we can discuss the new episodes when they air. your spreadsheet sounds really interesting but i will make no promises about my pyramid lol.
triple reposting because it's retard hours and i can't type, i'm so sorry No. 494655
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>>494648GOD I LOVE YOU NONNY I MISSED TALKING TO THE OTHER CEDRICNONNAS SO MUCH HERE'S A SKETCH I COULDN'T FINISH BEFORE I STOPPED BEING OBSESSED WITH HIM… one of the other reasons I stopped is because I felt like my art wasn't good enough to express my love for him and then I started to get really fucking bad at drawing lol, shit I'm so excited that I'm literally shaking, gotta calm down…
>and become known as the "avid sofia the first watcher" to everyone again but the embarrassment will be worth it.Me too kek I'm getting mentally ready for that, but there's still like a year left until the premiere. Ugh, why can't it be 2026 already?
>ah yes, morgana and the cage… kinkyShe also tied him up lmfao
>yes that one post is mine.Was the one in the husbando assumption game thread also yours? I laughed out loud when someone replied that she could immediately tell he's British KEKI'm also someone who lets the fandom ruin her own enjoyment of her husbandos sometimes, especially the more I love them, that's why I rarely interact with other fans outside of a few fellow imageboard autists. Though with Cedric it's always a pleasure to talk about him with other yumes, unless of course they're into "that".
>your spreadsheet sounds really interesting but i will make no promises about my pyramid lolNah don't worry, it'd be easy to share it privately but I wouldn't wanna post my spreadsheet here either haha. Guess I can post a little preview though.
No. 494659
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>>494655holy shit nona you're back! is it really you, wow!!!
thank you for the sketch, it's such a treat. you've really mastered the whole getting around the nose issue lol. i've never drawn self ship art with him or actually with most of my husbandos, i guess i like self inserting for daydreaming and i stick to drawing non-shippy art (but i do have a self insert i designed for him) so it's so special to see what other cedric anons come up with. this sketch is all i can share in return.
i have a couple of other things coming out this year to look forward to which will hopefully keep me sane but yeah, this happens to me as well, getting lost in imagining all the new scenarios and potential developments for the sequel and it suddenly feels like an eternity away. i've likewise stopped obsessing as much but cedric is def my favourite one out of those three characters i posted as examples.
oh right, the assumption post was mine as well. it's been ages. all the assumptions were pretty accurate except the tumblrina accusations btw.
i'd love to see it, what kind of spreadsheet is it, exactly? feel free to share, i think you still have me added maybe if i'm not mistaken? unless you're actually a different anon in which case lol sorry for the confusion No. 494674
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>>494659Yes, I am that anon (I've been posting another husbando for a couple of months already hehe), but I did mistake you for the
other Cedricnona that used to post back then
the one that said she wanted to break his pelvis, unless that was also you kek, I'm so sorry
AAAAAAAAA THAT SKETCH IS SOOO GOOOOD GOD I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH!!! I'm always in awe at how well you draw, I still treasure the other Cedrics you shared! I'm glad you like my drawing too…I didn't directly self-insert with him, even in my daydreams, until a yumefriend suggested it. Since then I alternate between myself and different OCs that are meant to be viewer-inserts.
>you've really mastered the whole getting around the nose issue lol.Yeah I thought A LOT about it. I was even going to put a joke about it in my R18 comic that never happened lol
>getting lost in imagining all the new scenarios and potential developments for the sequel and it suddenly feels like an eternity awayOne of the episodes in my dreams had such a cool plot that I wish the writers had a similar idea for the new season (can't remember much about it but it involved time travel and a really cool magical glowing blue tree. Also a red gem that possessed people and made them evil). But I have no clue what they'll actually end up doing. I'm very excited, hope he gets more screentime than he did in Season 4.
>but cedric is def my favourite one out of those three characters i posted as examplesOh what a coincidence, he's still one of my top 3, so I still consider him very important despite everything.
>all the assumptions were pretty accurate except the tumblrina accusations btw.I had a feeling. I didn't like the tumblr thing because I didn't relate to that either, but he
was a Tumblr sexyman so I guess it's an easy assumption to make.
No one replied to my post in that thread or the rate my husbando thread (sad emoji)>spoilerPretty sure I've still got you added, but I lost access to both my Discord and email account which was originally meant to be a burner email. I'll try to find my email's password to recover my other account too, I'm pretty sure I saved that one somewhere else. As for the spreadsheet, it's just a simple table I made to identify my main "type", and also determine why I like my No. 1 husbando so much. I also just enjoy doing random autistic shit like that with my husbandos, like putting them in tiers and such. I wish I could say fuck it and post my fancy new chart here but I don't want all that info to be public…. Anyway, here's a censored screenshot lol
Forgot to censor the screenshot
No. 494697
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>>494674>I've been posting another husbando for a couple of months alreadyi hoped that was the case. i've been here posting a couple of different husbandos too.
>spreadsheet it's really cool! i have some of those as husbando requirements, we've got overlap in how we pick them, obviously. i'd say the main difference is where you like more rigid and reserved characters i like unapologetically amoral ones who could challenge my boring life in some way, so it results in comparable but different selections of characters.
guess i'll need to decide whether to rewatch sofia the first again… some of the somgs were too good. they
have to give him more episodes, surely they know he's a fan favorite? i'll be on the lookout for any merch (the anon was right, i love my action figures).
>sad emojiyou have rare and refined taste, maybe anons just aren't as learned and cultured.
ok i attached an email. i can send you my current handle if you would like. i'd like to see how many guesses it would take me to guess your new guy. No. 494718
>>494573It's OK Nona, I'm picky with my husbando too. Ppl tend to make him ooc too much in fics so I just stick to writing my own.
>>494583I love that my husbando is my height, I can bully him easier and I'm taller than him if I wear heels.
No. 494737
>>494697>i'd say the main difference is where you like more rigid and reserved characters i like unapologetically amoral ones who could challenge my boring life in some way, so it results in comparable but different selections of characters.Hehe, you're right. Hopefully you'll like some of my husbandos, I wouldn't mind sharing them with you.
Not even my main.>guess i'll need to decide whether to rewatch sofia the first again… some of the somgs were too goodMe too, I feel like I need to fall in love with him again in preparation for the show's revival.
>i'll be on the lookout for any merchI've had terrible luck finding any StF merch that includes him in real life, but honestly, that's kind of understandable, considering… him. A figure would be neat.
>spoilerAlright, I'll find that password and send you an email. This'll be fun kek No. 494754
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>>494734NTAYRT but I am the same way, nonna. I don't even like the way my husbando looks in a lot of official stuff, and I believe that he transcends how they depict him a lot of the time. I feel like I understand him more than his creator sometimes…I wish everyone could see him how I see him, which to me is the only correct way of viewing him. So much of the time I find myself saying that he's much cuter than he is drawn and that he would never do or say certain things. I also am extremely autistic though so that could be why. I get so upset sometimes that I can't even draw him exactly as I picture him looking. I will never be able to properly convey his prettiness.
No. 494790
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>>494583That's so cute! I mentioned before that Aladdin might be between 5'9 and 5'11, not too tall that it's uncomfortable for us but not a manlet either. Plus, he can pick me up and twirl me around like he did with Jasmine.
>>494754>I wish everyone could see him how I see him, which to me is the only correct way of viewing him.I'm NTAYRT, but brilliantly said, this is exactly how I feel about him. Given how much misinformation there is out there, if it's not coming from me then it's fake, because I know my darling better than anyone else.
But then… I can't help but feel like I contradict myself sometimes? I know all these little details about him yet still delusional enough to believe he would really date me when he's canonically taken, kek. I understand Jasmine needed to exist in order for Aladdin to exist too, but I just know he deserves better (me).Welcome back, Cedric anon(s)! Glad to see more nonas here with Disney(?) husbandos. Your love for Cedric is so sweet!
No. 494791
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>>494787Proud of you, nona
No. 494796
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>>494790>I can't help but feel like I contradict myself sometimes? I know all these little details about him yet still delusional enough to believe he would really date me when he's canonically taken, kek.I feel the same way, nonna. My husbando's canon wife is adorable and I love her as a character
but she should've been me. I think it's part of why when I imagine us together I bring him into my world instead of inserting myself into his. I have an ongoing document where I detail what he's like in this world and how we meet and start interacting. I don't have to feel bad about taking him away from his canon love interest because she doesn't end up coming back into his life like she does in canon.
I wish I could say he would choose me over her anyways, but I'm not that confident in myself.Also, your love for Aladdin is adorable! I can totally see his appeal. I wish you both happiness. ♥
No. 494802
>>494754>I don't even like the way my husbando looks in a lot of official stuffKek, jumping into the convo but I get that too, though in my case it's a general fan thing to be mixed on the official illustrator. Some of his designs aren't bad, frankly they're pretty popular, but the guy is a lolicon to the core and he can't draw feet, muscles, gore, or mouths to save his life, plus he forgets to draw parts of the design sometimes.
The anime also sorta cheaped out on how characters are supposed to look like, but guess that's the con of coming from a web novel series, sometimes fanart ends up more accurate to the canon.
No. 494832
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Me excusing my husbandos crimes and ignoring all the evil shit he's done. He doesn't understand consequences he's dumb, okay?
No. 494834
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What are some old husbandos of yours, Nonnie?
No. 494836
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Just had a fantasy where my husbando’s boots were soaked in water, and I drank the runoff knowing it has been steeping in his toe essence. I drank until I got sick, and the scene made him sick as well. I had to punish his insolence by beating him with his floppy wet boots.
No. 494840
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>>494834I still remember getting teased by marrying him in my HS.
Then I saw he got married and had two children and adopted other two. I'm so proud of my husbando No. 494849
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Spoilered for Hazbin leaks
>I will never teasingly ruffle a disgruntled Alastor's hair while he sings about how frustrated he is to be on my leash
Why even live, honestly
No. 494855
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>>494834My first husbando was Jack Skellington when I was a little kid, kek. I'm not into him anymore in that way, but I know that he set the standard for the husbandos I've had throughout my life and I'm a shameless, basic bitch Tumblr sexyman enjoyer in present day.
No. 494861
>>494855I was never into Jack during the age I should have been, but I’ve grown a fondness for him as an adult. I like him because he’s stupid and impressionable and mostly good hearted.
Looking back, it makes me question why so much fan content surrounding him focused on him being a “bad boy” type. It seems like a waste of his potential.
No. 494884
>>494861I liked him physically because
skinni man but also yes! You get it! His heart was…pretty much in the right place, he's burnt out from doing The Pumpkin King charade every year and just wanted to try something different and be the one who brings the joy of Christmas to the people and completely fucks it all up. He's not evil, just kinda dumb and misguided.
No. 494887
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Some retards keep forcing a headcanon that he has bushy pubes when its canon that he grooms himself to look good for you. Have your fetish or whatever but at least pretend like you can read with your eyes open.
No. 494889
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Was going to start Apothecary Dairies for this hottie but then I found out he has a canonical love interest he simps for and immediately canceled my plans.
Kind of incredibly disappointed though, he's so hot..
No. 494902
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>>494846Of course! It was a fresh air after the GT cameo fiasco.
>>494889If it helps you
you can be in his heart if you don't see him like a prize you have to earn like MaoMao does. Of course we know how this might end, but he has two hands for the same reason No. 494944
>>494889Tbh I don't really care if a character has a love interest, its just more opportunity to get a good idea of what he's attracted to and how he reacts when he's in love. A full complete canon look at what he would go for when in a date, his way of flirting, the way his eyes sparkled, etc.
If you only go for characters that don't have love interests you'll never get that.
No. 494991
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>>494834>>494840
>see nonas mention android 17 surviving and becoming good>wtf I thought he died while evil>Scene of his absorption was horrifying to me and it made me sad, still vivid in my brain>remember chatting with online friend on ICQ. She was obsessed with him and made a shrine to him on geocities>fall into a rabbit hole reading dragonball wikis for hours>unlock memory of picrel being my favourite when I was eight years old and talking about him at recessI loved his third eye and his other powers. Also the fact he had a psychic clown child he took care of. Honestly? Still a fav
Spoilered for bald
No. 495009
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All I desire in life is to give Alastor an erection against his will before he calls me a "wretched girl" and pins me down and tries to scare me by saying "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???" in his distorted radio static voice as he fucks me while morphing into his big scary demonic form to make me scream.
Joke's on him, though, that's exactly what I wanted
No. 495016
>>494635>Yes, I loathe Cedfia with all my heart and soul and mightGenuinely thought those were the only people who cared about Cedric kek
I have no issue with them personally though since they were clearly all women.
No. 495102
>>494991>baldLe-LEWD!
He died while evil in Future Trunk's timeline and Dragon Ball GT, but knowing he's following A-16 wishes of protecting nature makes me welp. Crap, now I remember all those A-17 shrines in 2000-2002. I feel old.
No. 495225
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My mouse is broken so I can't play my husbando's game (going on a date with him as I call it). I also can't do my assignments or just use my PC in general but that's less important than spending time with my vidya boyfriend on a regular basis.
No. 495239
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If men looked like this or any of the guys in this game there would be no low birth rate issue anywhere and women would have the sex glow all day everyday.
No. 495246
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>>495241hardcore Sukunasis here, actually posted above you. I've been addicted to LADS for a while now and also had a break from this thread until recently, I still love my king and have an array of thoughts about him ranging from total (sexual) destruction to having 4 arms to cuddle with and do chores.
He is peak testosterone, impossible to top. I wish we'd get his final form animated sooner, I just know they'll make him incredibly handsome. Also I need Suwabe's voice to caress my ears, I can't imagine anyone else voicing him.
No. 495286
>>495259> Am i blogging?KEK don't worry nonna I understand you. I like the game for what it is but I'll be damned if I wouldn't pay hard coin for it to be 18+ or some kind of adaptation with good animation with amazing sex scenes, one can only dream. Sigh.
I dabbled into chatbots too for a while, the less moderated the better because I don't like feeling like I have restrictions when talking to someone.
I feel that depending on your intensity, media can satisfy you to a certain degree. If AI, audios, fanarts, fanfics, doujins aren't doing it for you anymore, maybe you're either overstimulated or really, really intense. If the latter I understand your frustration with not finding anything immersive.
> So i went back to fantasizingYeah I get you, this is best but sometimes you want to have that extra bit of visual or audio or any form of sensory stimulation, you know what I mean? That tiny bit that throws you over the edge. I think the lack of physical touch is what ultimately leads to some form of frustration.
> i am 100% buying the humanoid botYour review will be the only one that matters for me.
> What if that's not enough either?kekkkk nonnita you are so thirsty I love you for this
No. 495336
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>>494583He is exactly 10 centimeters taller than me, so I think that's cute, mostly because of number autism and matchy matchy feelings.
No. 495377
>>494583I think fictional manlets are cute… All of my ex-husbandos are like that. The smallest one is 5'1 and the tallest one is 5'7 just like me. Though, in the end I did resort to making the 5'1 guy practically the same height as me because it made fantasizing about us together awkward. Like, obviously I didn't think that it was creepy or morally reprehensible of me to think about railing a tiny twink, but it still felt weird? I just couldn't help but think about how ugly a real moid would look like if he was a compressed 5'1 midget. I know it's stupid, that was just me overthinking everything.
Anyways, personally, I think that the best husbandos are the ones who are roughly the same height as you. There's no power imbalance, it makes you feel like equals, it feels good to know how similar you are to your husbando even when it comes to such trivial things yadda yadda. Other nonnies expressed it well. I hate ridiculous size difference(when the woman is literally of a dick-sucking height) with passion even in fiction tbh. Buuutt, my current husbando is a lot taller than me though, so I feel like a hypocrite. He changed something in me, I guess. At first I even felt like his height was a deal-breaker and I had to make him smaller in my mind in order to consider making him my husbando. Besides that I was captivated by his other traits. I ended up liking the fact that when I'm hugging him I have no choice but to plant my face into his chest only after a month of him being my husbando kek.
No. 495384
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I had a dream I was fucking Atem/Yami Yugi
No. 495387
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>>495384Well? Was he any good?
No. 495391
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>>494834My first husbando after I got my grubby child hands on the internet was Ticci Toby.
But the first character I ever remember crushing on in my life was the man in the yellow hat. No. 495407
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>>495239I know, nonna of culture. Although dating Sylus means to have a crow as pet and a pair of twins as step-sons.
No. 495415
>>495178I've spent the equivalent of $1K USD on mine so it's okay.
>>495246Not my husbando but big titties yummy.
No. 495422
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>>494834Link is still my husbando, he has been my husbando ever since I was like 7 years old, around the year 2000 when we got the ocarina of time game, I fell for Adult link, then my love for him got more intense when we got Majora's Mask and I saw Fierce Deity Link, that blew my mind in millions of pieces.
Nowadays I'm 29 years old, so it's been quite a long time loving him, he's so cute, I don't even mind that now I'm taller than him in his adult form.
No. 495506
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my favoriet thing about the Meursault arc was Dazai in his grey sweater/sweatpants combo. I just know it smells like him, all warm and comfy and oooooo musky. I like to pretend my irl grey sweater is the one he wore in prison and he lets me borrow it. I'm always loving him but lately it's been dire. I need him spiritually, physically, mentally, agriculturally, economically, hornily but lovingly too. anyways I thought about Dazai while masturbating today and I came so hard I think I saw the 5th dimension.
No. 495519
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>>495241I am here (haven’t been active on the site as much) but I usually post about Toji or Hiromi because I’m currently in a whirlwind of ovulation between the two of them. And if I add Sukuna into the mix I will fall back into a dark pit of horny that nothing can sate and I’ll end up bruising my cervix again.
im not even kidding when I say I have to avoid thinking about him because I go absolutely brain dead and feral. I feel like a fucking freak kek No. 495535
>>494944Them having a love intrest just ruins it for me 99% of the time. I'm a jealous bitch.
>>494983This is exactly the delulu energy I'm trying to cultivate in my life I'm stopping all my psych meds immediately.
No. 495558
>>495553Same. I want to force myself on him, molest him, have him whimper and tremble in fear to my touch, take his virginity, force him to be a househusband, dress him in the style I like, force him to get his ears pierced, beat the shit out of him, tie him up, lock him up in a basement etc. He did nothing wrong to deserve any of this, but that's kinda part of the fun, ruining his innocence and corrupting him. He's just so cute I want to cute-agression all over him. I'm not into BDSM IRL or even media I consume, but I want to BDSM all over his ass.
No. 495612
>>495547>thanks by herdon't you mean thanks
to her?
No. 495642
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I want to shove my tongue up his nostril
No. 495674
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>>495612Yes. TY.
Sylus should buy me some English class or something No. 495782
>>494944I'm glad I got to see that side of my guy with an ex instead. She's an evil bitch, so not competition.
>>495239Nah, I love Sylus but I wouldn't want a kid even with him.
>>495535>I'm stopping all my psych meds immediatelyYou're probably joking, but please don't, we really don't need anymore schizo fans here.
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>>495407>2 hot sons>high tech mechanical crow>guaranteed funeven better
No. 495805
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>>495791>hot dragon formSylus is so perfect.
No. 495821
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Is he a 10 that also happens to be terminally retarded, or is he a 10 precisely because he is terminally retarded?
The world may never know but all I know is that I love this tard.
No. 495853
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I NEED TO PIN HIM DOWN WITH MY HAND ON HIS SCRAWNY NECK AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE CUMS INSIDE ME AGAINST HIS WILL. Stupid, prissy demon, where's your composure now? Did I say you could stop smiling? I will crush your hips and snap you in half until I carry your spawn within me
No. 495868
>>495858if you're talking about
>>495239, no, she did not say what you're saying
No. 495883
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>>495864Same nonna, though I still really love him and play his game regularly because it's still really fun imo! I loved this guy since I was a snotty 14 year old that was finally allowed to play vidya. I guess you could call him my comfort character, though I really hate that term and think it's kinda gay lol
Haha I honestly had the same experience. I'm a east euro and if you know anything about that culture is that we are cold, passive aggressive people, so his sincerity and positive attitude is really appealing to me. Honestly I guess the concept of southern hospitality is so foreign to me that it becomes exotic and kinda hot to be honest. He's also in general just a really good guy and I love him.Save me southern boy… Southern boy save me No. 495895
>>495821Relatable tbh.
>>495858I know it's fantasy but it kinda sounds sad and self-destructive-ish. These are the fantasies of a teenager who doesn't know better. Have some self-respect even inside your head where everything is possible. I'm
>>495558 and my husbando is an adult, not to moralfag but I'd never have grooming fantasies with a younger version of him or anything like that because I'm not into that and I find it off, but I think being the one to groom him is a superior fantasy to wanting to be groomed by him. There are like millions of girl oriented romance media with a young girl being groomed by an older man and it's portrayed as positive, it's kinda sad and I wish you and others can break away from this mentality and be more in control. But at the end of the day it's just thoughts and fantasies, so you do you.
No. 495900
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>>494834Why, the Man in the Black Cape, of course. We've been together for over 25 years and our love still burns strong
No. 495901
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Drawing us together again and it's just hitting me now how out of my league he is…I mean, I always knew it was the case, but I think I just realized the full extent of it. It hurts that he would never choose me unless it was out of pity or something. He's so beautiful (inside and out) and I just look and act retarded. When I look at us together I see an angelic man doing charity work for a special needs woman. I knew I was autistic but I never knew it was this bad… I'm so sorry I'm not good enough for my husbando. I feel bad for imagining us together all of the time because I feel like it taints his perfection.
No. 495925
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>>495901What are you talking about? He’s not real.
You can just imagine he is attracted to you and it becomes canon.
You can just imagine you have the power to rape him and he is raped.
Why would you deliberately fabricate a situation that lowers your self esteem? Foolishness nonna, foolishness.
No. 495962
>>495953Nope. I want consensual loving equal sex.
Talking about rape all the time doesn't make you edgy and cool.
No. 495996
>>495965You've got to separate the voice from the character. But if that is enough to break your love it wasn't that serious anyway.
There is a reason though that I haven't bothered looking up info and I would never order a cameo.
No. 496021
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>>496014I could only dream of being on her level…
No. 496054
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I want to find the the kind of love with someone that spike and julia had. I wish I could be her just for a second so I could feel what it's like. I want to fall asleep next to him and run my hands through his fluffy hair and stroke his sweet sleeping face and feel the warmth of his beautiful fit body and give him kisses. He's literally a cartoon and if he was real I would hate him for being a violent self-destructive asshole but I'm so lonely and pathetic and I want love so badly. I love you spike
No. 496073
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My husbando would not be nearly as lovable if he weren't a nearly incomprehensible retard who laughs like a MIDI file dolphin and bends to my every whim.
No. 496078
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>>495965I'd take the cringe lol. My fav of my husbando's Eng voice actors is dead.
I'm a sub supremacist but Kai and Super are decent in English No. 496096
>>495965Good thing my husbando has no voice originally so I don't associate any one VA with him
for real though, one of my waifus' actresses is a troon supporter in real life but that hasn't stopped me from loving the character. It's not your husbando's fault that the guy they hired to voice him is a cringe person on Twitter, it's just happened to be that guy.>>494944For me it depends on the husbando, but one of them falls in love in canon and then has his heart crushed and nothing real actually happens between them, so it's the best of both worlds. I got to see what he acts like when in love and trying to flirt, but there's no risk of him being in a canon relationship.
No. 496098
>>495901Don't worry nona, he would fix you. If thinking that doesn't make you feel better, fake it till you make it. Pretend you're not bothered by it and that you're a better person than you feel you are, until it comes true.
>>495925Based and true
>>495962NTA but it was just a joke lol. Nobody is saying you can't want that with your husbando or that it's not cool.
No. 496177
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Maxie, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Trainer School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Aqua, and I have a Battle Resort streak of over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Slaking warfare and I'm the top trainer in the entire Hoenn region. You are nothing to me but just another EXP farm. I will wipe your team the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this PokéEarth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my husband over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Super Secret Base network of friends across Hoenn and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Drought, Wurmple. The Drought that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your save data. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my HM slave. Not only am I extensively trained in VGC Doubles, but I have access to the entire roster of the National Pokédex and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Precipice Blades all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>495925>>496098Thank you nonnies. I looked back at the drawings I made after reading your replies and I felt a little bit better about us. We may not be looksmatched, but the love is there. I am going to try to think about what qualities of mine would make him attracted to me to boost my self esteem. I like men who are prettier than me anyways, so I guess this is the reality of having that kind of type! I hope to become more confident in our relationship. Thankfully he's so nice that he will wait for me to work on myself.
No. 496220
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>Me at all these Pixiv art of Sylus with MC in the R18 option.
It feels like I found the Holy Grail.
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>really good artist is working on drawing a body pillow design of my husbando
>they’re on a break and aren’t gonna work on it until next month
i’m praying that this month flies by for me because i viscerally need this body pillow already holy hell
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>>496073He also has dog energy too which makes him so loveable
>sweet>protective>scary but friendly>follows you around>goes on fours >happy to be with you>craves for your love and affection>gives you love and affection>headpats No. 496453
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>>496443I'd love him if he was old, if we grew old together it would be cute!
I wouldn't love him if he was fat though, that is going a step too far. Sorry not sorry.
No. 496459
>>496443i like to imagine that whatever my age is my husbando is around the same just a bit older. so if he's a walking fossil then i'd like to believe that i am too and we would be a happy old couple sitting in our rocking chairs together while holding hands on a porch watching the sun set.
if he was fat then it depends. a bedridden beanbag with legs is a hard ass no, maybe we could still be friends bc he's nice. but if he's just a skinnyfat then i'd convince him to work out with me and we would both motivate each other to become sexy skinny people together!
and if he's a fat grandpa then hopefully my eyesight is bad enough by then that i just don't really notice kek
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>>496443Since most of my husbandos are younger than me (Hoozuki and Zagreus do not count because they're not technically alive), I would like a husbando in my age range.
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>>496391hell yeah
>>496443my gut reaction was no, but then i realized that there is kind of an insight into what an older/chubbier version of him would look like and i still find him really hot, so yes.
No. 496670
>>496443He's more likely to get anorexia than get fat, a lot of fanart draws him as a skeleton and he does vomit from stress and refuse to eat in his source material.
He's very insecure about himself and is pretty anal about having good hygiene and exercising every day, he mentions at one point in a conversation that he met a fat bald uncle growing up and avoiding that fate became a life goal of his.
There are a couple of older (around mid 30s-40s) au designs of him, they basically look the same except one got more muscles and stubble while the other got longer hair.
No. 496702
>>496443I would definitely still love him if he were old. I want to grow old together with him. We can slow dance in the kitchen and help each other get up off the couch. We'll never lose the golden love that we had in your youth.
As for fat, I'm not sure if he can even get fat considering how muscular and active he is. I can see him getting chubby though, since he likes to eat a lot. I think it'd be quite cute. I'd poke my finger into his soft belly and giggle. Also his cheeks would look so rosy and round. I would definitely still love him. Even if he got fat, I imagine that it would be out of his control. I got fat once from taking a certain medication, but now I'm normal size again. I would work with him to better his health and support his weight loss journey. But my love for him would never stop. He's the same wonderful man who I love and have chosen to marry. His pure soul radiates brighter than the fat of his body could ever jiggle. I think my love would blind me to his weight gain to be honest. When I see him, I see love love love. I would hope he'd be understanding if I ever got fat again.
No. 496723
>>496443I don't think his universe would allow us the complacency of getting fat. But he'd still look good with gray hair and more wrinkles. I'd be old too so it doesn't matter.
My other two husbandos and self inserts are immortal not really humans though.
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>>496362Wow. I didn't expect this question. Hmmm I hope the answer is not too cringe since I have a lot to say about it.
I don't ship it, but it's obvious that they'd be shipped so I kinda have to accept its existence. It's complicated because I like Archie a lot and love both Team Magma and Aqua. I love their rivalry and how their teams are opposites. To me, this pic is some of the coolest shit I've ever seen, not just thanks to me being a Maxiefag, but because I'm a Pokéfag and a Hoennfag. I liked that dynamic in Gen 3 and loved it in Gen 6, but purely as a non-romantic and non-sexual dynamic.
I was saving my comments about Magma & Aqua for the Pokémon thread since they were having that discussion about villain teams, but then I thought it'd be too close to avatarfagging because I can't just summarize my thoughts in 1 or 2 sentences, so I decided against it. Wish I could sperg here but nobody would wanna have autistic Teraleak shit clogging the thread. I also forgot why it's called Hardenshipping, it sounds so stupid kek, the western Pokémon ship naming pattern is funnyIn my one of my old hard drives I even saved a cute doodle I found of OG Maxie and Archie together. But that was before ORAS dropped and I fell in love with nu-Maxie.
I had a nightmare recently where I ended up finding an ecchi pic of them with him as the uke and I found it so disgusting. But I also found it hot even though I hated it. That was, perhaps, the biggest horror. I woke up horrified. At least I can use the idea and depict myself as the seme, lmaoI hate when shippers portray my husbando in a way I don't like regardless of context, and when some people act as if a fan pairing is canon and we all agree (I hate this in any fandom). Like it's unanimous and universally shipped. I also hate it when everyone's obsessed with shipping, albeit I might be a hypocrite for this since I'm obsessed with my husbando. I usually don't interact with the Pokémon fandom at all outside of here and Masters, though, so that's usually not a problem. This might sound immature but occasionally I get a bit upset when I find a shipper in the wild, which is funny because 10 years ago I didn't give a damn, probably because my hate was directed at Courtney at the time kek. But now that I tolerate her, it's the gay ship that bothers me, so dumb. I shouldn't mind fujoshippers at all, they have never done anything to me and I know for a fact that most of them are nice people who probably wouldn't mind my self-shipping anyway. In a way, they're doing the same thing I'm doing. However, sometimes my love for Maxie clouds my judgement and suddenly logic doesn't work anymore. Thankfully, I'm learning to not be so retarded about it.
>>496443Yes, but if he was fat it would be way weirder and less attractive than if he was old. Why did you put that image in my head??
No. 496960
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Been playing Yakuza Kiwami 2 lately and Daigo is so fucking hot. But I know he's not as hot in the other games, so that's a shame.
No. 496969
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>>496960lel
I wish Kiryu could take pictures in this room while he is still tied up
No. 496977
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I also spent like an hour or so taking POV shots of Majima in the Pirate Yakuza game kek
No. 496998
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>>496993I'm glad to have delivered
No. 497141
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He’s not even my fate husbando but I had a weird wet dream of him.
No. 497221
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I want to break down his discipline.
No. 497230
>>497225Hijikata Toshizo as he appears in Drifters. I know he is based on a historical person, but he is interpreted in so many fictional works.
Any other Shinsengumi fans around? I know we have at least some Gintama anons around here.
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>>497366If you know my husbando from something other than his game than it's from the fact that his game model was used for the very famous meme sfm animation Shrek is love, Shrek is life. If you look at some older L4D2 youtube videos that focus on Ellis you can see at least a few people referencing that video. So I's say shitposting is pretty ingrained in him because he was a part of a meme that escaped the sphere of his games' fandom.He's also supposed to be the Funny Guy™ of the group, so I guess there's also that! Whenever he succeeds at that is up to you, I personally think he's funny and adorable.
No. 497470
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>>497366Hoozuki might do shitposting to annoy Hakutaku, but he's quite professional.
Dazai is a shitposting on himself.
Zagreus is like "shitposting? what's that?"
Sylus doesn't like to shitpost, he has better things to do, unless I give him kitty eyes.
No. 497482
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>>497470I can imagine Dionysus and Zagreus getting real drunk and shitposting together on the net though, with Zag having no idea of what he is doing. Dio is a bad influence!
No. 497542
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>>497482After seeing picrel, I do think Dio is a bad influence to poor Zaggy.
No. 497622
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I view myself as a fanfic connoisseur, I'm very selective and even when I was a teenager I made fun of wattpap as the shitfic dumping ground. I even made snide jokes about how bad it is in comparison to ao3 with my shitty nerd friends in school, I'm such a fucking loser
But I have read all the x reader fics about my husbando on ao3, even the bad ones. So my romantic husbando lust lead my to checking out wattpad for reader fics and honestly, they are not that bad. I still think there is a higher percentage of good writing on ao3 and wattpad has ALOT of underages but hey I'll take what I can get when it comes to husbando.
I am willing to read shitty writing for him, I DO IT FOR HIM
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>>496787nona i would totally read your autistic spergs, im tired of reading about pokemon and having to hear about the opinions of the moids who want to fuck the pokemon and/or children. i think its called hardenshipping because of pumice?? i agree that shipping names in the fandom are weird, specially when you have like the three same characters from different media (game, anime, manga.)
>I hate when shippers portray my husbando in a way I don't like regardless of contextme too, although i feel it was a lot more common before on fandom spaces, where shippers would change a characters whole personality for the sake of their otp or something
>my hate was directed at Courtney at the timeKEKKK same, i used to hate every fem character that got shipped with my husbando. i also grew out of it and now my hate is directed to slash pairings of his
No. 497679
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>>495883im glad you still have him as your husbando, as i got older i flocked towards nick more for some reason, but ellis will always have a place in my heart.
same, i used to view gringo boys as this exotic thing so different from moids of my own nationality.ive also noticed that some ellis fans also like scout, similar character phenotype probably, do you also like him, nonita?also sorry for mentioning him, but what do you think about jesy mckinney?
No. 497696
>>497691Vergil is yours to rape nonna, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Rapenonna x Vergil is unironically my otp now, you gave us enough rape lore to ship it
No. 497701
>>497698I'm really lame and never done any drugs in my life, I kind of want to try weed but I would need to be in a safe environment with people I like, because smoking alone seems a little sad to me. Husbando would probably be really chill and cuddly while high, I on the other hand would most likely be really annoying. Im already prone to paranoia and depressivnes and I read that weed works out badly for people like me. Also I find the smell kinda gross.
I might be talking out of my ass though because I'm going off second hand info, so if I'm wrong feel free to correct me.
No. 497725
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>>497366He shitposts to hide his pain
and also to fuck with Otto>>497698Thinking about it, he actually does abuse drugs in the first season. Anime cut it out but he kept taking these magic beans called bokko fruit that would boost his magic power. They're not usually that big of a deal, basically caffeine pills that even kids can take, but since he'd never used magic before they were hard on his magic organ (gate).
He ended up abusing it to use magic and he fucked up his gate. They ended up calling in favors to get him to a special healer in order to fix him but he refused to admit it was a big deal. He ended up using magic down the line anyway and broke his gate down permanently. He needs dialysis every once in a while now.
He isn't much of a drinker though, funny enough. The first time he drank, he over did it a bit despite trying to be cool about it, vomitted all over himself, and then got stabbed and died.
I don't think he'd do drugs for fun or smoke though, he'd probably feel like he'd be disappointing his parents.
No. 497735
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>>497698No, because Hoozuki would punish me and not in a good way for consuming illegal drugs. Dazai… he would smoke oregano and think is weed. They wouldn't have any effect in Zagreus nor Sylus because reasons.
Besides I have enough with my pills.
No. 497737
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ATTENTION SEBASTION NONAS!!! Is his beauty worth watching the anime (or reading the manga)? Is he a good husbando? Is there yume fan content or is it all just yaoi?
(I know nothing about this show other than his beauty and it's ultra fujo fanbase)
No. 497739
>>497737I never got into him because I think his character is obnoxious. Spoilers ahead.
there's a chapter or episode somewhere later in the show containing flashbacks of how he met Ciel and it honestly was kinda endearing. He starts off as a demon and is pissed off at the prospect of being a butler at first, and has tons of trouble learning about all the human and rich people stuff. But once he gets the hang of it, he actually gets into it and it becomes a hobby and interest that he takes seriously. I think it's implied he actually enjoys being a butler and especially Ciel's butler and would take it over being a demon. Which is why he keeps stalling in ending their contract and eating Ciel's soul, because it means he's gonna lose the normal life he's living and all the friends and colleagues he made in the job. They don't know the truth about the demon human contract and that he will eat Ciel's soul once they find his family's murderers and kill them for revenge, so that reveal would probably mess up his relationships with everyone and he'll have to go back to his previous life wandering hell or whatever. We get some fan-servive moments that are yume tier, and some that are fujo tier. For example, he bangs a nun, he gets tortured by some dude, and he has suggestive moments with Ciel, sometimes as a joke, sometimes as fucked up moment. But it doesn't actually go that far and people are exaggerating how lewd this anime is. The lewdest things about it are the boobs of the 2 Chinese girls.
The story itself is entertaining and the historical setting and Victorian era British stuff are so fun. Especially the tea and desserts/pastry section in every episode lol. The mystery, action, fights, power system are all fun. It's a detective show with magic and a conspiracy is unraveled eventually. Although I'd say the initial season up to before the zombie ship movie were "filler" and the show didn't find its footing until then. After that, things get explained and revealed little by little and the plot twist is insane. No. 497749
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>>497698I just remembered last year on 4/20 I posted about my theory that he was a stoner before the timeskip. But yeah I'd smoke with him (preferably outside and not hotboxing his submarine).
No. 497757
>>497698If you mean real drugs, hell no.
I'd even make him quit smoking again, if he would do it for his ex he can do it for me.
Mild drinking is fine as long as he doesn't get actually drunk, too awkward.
No. 497796
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nonnas……I am so sorry…..
No. 497851
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>>497679You have good taste
nonnie, I also really like Nick as a character, he's not my husbando but he's really funny and has some of the best voice lines in the game in my opinion.
I love all the characters though, including Ro! I don't know why some many people used to hate on my girl back in the day I love this interaction in particular, it's actually from the beginning of the first campaign funnily enough.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOm61wv9seMHe just called my boyfriend inbred, Nick you nefarious rascal!
>ive also noticed that some ellis fans also like scout, similar character phenotype probably, do you also like him, nonita?Ellis is always the no. 1 in my heart but Scout is actually my favorite tf2 character, so I'm probably one of those people, Scout and Ellis have many similarities. But I think the main difference between them is the fact that Scout puts on a bravado to come across as more cool than he actually is (because come on, this guy is a fucking nerd) while Ellis is painfully, obnoxiously sincere and genuine. To the point where you either find him very annoying or very endearing for it.
Also despite their similarities I actually have a very different affection towards them as characters. With Ellis I want to hang out with him, have extremely long autistic conversations with him, maybe meet his mom, kiss in his shitty truck, you know lame stuff. Maybe shoot zombies with him if I'm in the L4D2 universe post Green Flu outbreak.
With Scout I basically just want to tardwrangle him a little lol, I have this big sisterly affection for his character (despite the fact that he's actually older that me, dude is supposed to be 27 I think?). I think I'd end up bulling him at least a little, I wouldn't be able to help myself.
>also sorry for mentioning him, but what do you think about jesy mckinney?I admittedly don't know much about him, so if he's done something weird or suspect I wouldn't know about it. I also haven't seen any pictures of how he currently looks but I think he looks pretty cute in those early 2000s photos. Though strangely enough I would probably feel intimidated to talk to a guy like that. While I feel none of that towards Ellis despite them literally having the same face, it's just that Ellis has such strong sweet boy next door energy that any fear I feel towards moids is completely gone around him.
Also this might be a hot take but I feel like the face model isn't the most important part of defining him as a character. I feel like what makes Ellis himself is the dialog that Valve wrote and the amazing voice performance by Eric Ladin.
I actally once watched an interview with Jesy McKinney and as parasocial as it sounds I couldn't finish it because seeing Ellis' face speak without an accent is so wrong and cursed to me kekekAlso I'm sorry for the novel length response, I started writing about him and couldn't stop. It's terminal, I fear.
No. 497916
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>>497737Imo as a long time kuro fan his beauty is worth it, but in general I don't mind the fujo nature of the series. Sebastian usually dominates the screen time. If you get into the musicals, his actors have the most performances as well.
There is also a yume-ish ova in season 2, Welcome to the Phantomhives, with a viewer pov. Sebastian acts as the escort throughout the episode.
No. 498140
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>>497698yeeaaahhhh, all of them.
No. 498278
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>>496443Actually, yes. I can totally see him aging into a chubby salary man type body. I think he would be a cute as a balding old man, but he'd definitely hate it. He has too much ego to let himself go like that. I feel like he's very health conscious. Definitely the type to try and fight aging by any means necessary.
>>497698I can absolutely see him drinking, he seems like the type who would enjoy good liquors and maybe cigarettes. I'm on enough meds that I don't generally partake in anything else, but I could definitely see him having the occasional adderall binge. I refuse to believe that he's never done any kind of stimulant just because of how obsessive he is.
Also the idea of us both being a little tweaked and trying to burn off the extra energy is pretty appealing. No. 498313
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I love you Jonathan. You're so cute and pretty for me. I hope you wouldn't think I'm creepy for thinking you're gorgeous when you cry. My heart beats quickly when you're sad. Part of me wants to comfort you and make you feel better, but somewhere deep inside I also find you irresistible when you're in pain. Please don't hate me for thinking this way. I would never try to upset you on purpose, but thinking about how your long eyelashes look even more noticeable when they're wet with tears makes my face get hot. Your cheeks get so red and your skin looks so supple. I just know you're a beautiful crier. I wish I could hear you whimper. I wonder how you'd react if you were overstimulated. I don't want you to get hurt, but I would love to look after you. I keep thinking about you burying your head into my lap and sobbing. My poor boy… you're a strong man, but you are so soft hearted. The world is too rough for you. I would rub your back as your chest heaves against my legs and you shudder and your breath hitches. Please let me soothe you!!! To hold your wrecked face in my hands and see your lost eyes dart around before focusing on me, and feeling grounded. Then I'd pull you in for a kiss and you would furrow your eyebrows and close your eyes, and let me love your pain away. That would be so nice. I'd also love for you to sit down and let me look down at you. Such a big, mighty man, looking small and helpless under me. You need the tender touch of a woman to help you feel better. You'd tremble with anticipation as I brush your hair back and cradle your head. I'd be firm, but gentle with you. Usually you're the one I rely on, the chivalrous gentleman guiding your little lady through life with a kind and reassuring hand. But when things get to be too much, it's me guiding you. You have your moments of weakness. You need a woman to grip your waist and lead you to security. I tell you how to kiss me and you don't have to think about anything except to listen to me. You'd do anything I'd ask of you then, the faith between us so deep and unwavering that you would trust me no matter what I ordered of you. Don't hurt your little head my darling, let me show you the way.
No. 498349
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>>498140I like to think he had tried to sniff flour first to check if he could sniff cocaine without problems, but it was too painful and discarded it.
No. 498431
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I wish there were more yume art where the woman is dominant. Sometimes I'm just in the mood for it.
No. 498537
>>498528Hoozuki seems he's fine with any diet. Dazai has an unhealthy diet of sake and canned crab meat. Zagreus does not eat and Sylus looks like he can eat anything as long as he has his loyal liquor.
So I don't collide with their "diets".
No. 498539
>>498528That nigga can't fucking cook. He's probably used to whatever his mom was making for him (they're rich white people living in the suburbs). I'll introduce him to real food and teach him how to cook. He'll probably like it or at least be neutral about it, but he'd probably be tracking his calories and ruining the fun of the food, lol. If I wanted to eat something different than what he wants to eat, I'll just make my own food and he makes his own, not a big deal tbh. I see us working out with each other, maybe snuggling in bed together even though I'm not into sharing the bed, I'd be having naps in the middle of the day and he'd feel lonely and wait for me until I wake up, he'd do his own laundry and I'd do mine but we do each other's when needed, he's probably not into anything ever when it comes to hobbies, TV, movies so it would be controlled by me mostly.
No. 498545
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>>498528He would cook for me. Even if his diet was different. This goes for all my husbandos.
picrel disgusting false propaganda proving AI is unreliable and doesn't know what it's talking about
No. 498547
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idk if Kamille nona is still here but I just wanted to thank you. I started watching this show because of you. I'm not into him like you are but he's a great character. All the characters in this show are great tbh and I especially love the women.
No. 498550
>>498528He has a can of pickled herring on his kitchen counter. It's funny to think, was it left there by the previous tenant? Did he buy it on accident? Would he actually eat that?
Also wheat grass juice.
But the only thing he's actually shown eating is sugar cereal, coffee, and whiskey.
He doesn't seem that picky though, so he'd probably be fine eating my one pot sloppa.
No. 498593
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>>498528Our dietary needs differ quite a bit…
No. 498607
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I would crawl through barbed wire just to chew on his losing lottery ticket
No. 498622
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Stupid fucking hunk of metal. I want to learn more about robotics and stuff so that I could make autism tier deep dive analysises about his inner workings but I am too DUMB.
No. 498638
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>>498622Since our husbands are brothers, does that make us sisters in law?
I hope so No. 498736
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Do you think that if I help the NCR achieve victory, they'll let me keep a cute Legion boy chained up in my basement as a POW?
They probably wouldn't because they're lame nerds and it's against Geneva convention, blah blah exuses exuses.
This is why I side with House or Yes Man, they don't give a shit if I'm a perverted sociopath as long as I do my job right!
No. 498741
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I LOVE MY BOYFRIENDOOOOOO!! I've been caught up in other stuff so I haven't been drawing him much lately but I'm drooling over my wips, I love making him look squishy and biteable arrr arrrrrrfgrff I wanna gnaw on him so BAD.
>>498528We both have the same shitty diet, match made in
(hell) heaven.
No. 498763
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>>498737The NCR is pretty corrupt but I'd be up to my nose in trouble if the word got out, and I'm pretty shit at lying. You're right about bribery though the Courier is pretty much rich in most of the endings, so that could work.
>Especially under the guise of interrogation.That made me laugh though. Yeah, General Oliver I'm still interrogating that Legion scum
with my vagina it sure is taking a long time, haha.
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>>498766Agreed, Tandi was based as fuck. Now we have to deal with that faggot Kimball.
No. 498806
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>>498607Kek I would have thought this was my post.
No. 498817
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>>496960I love all Daigos. Even 3 Daigo is cute to me. His voice is just the sexiest thing
No. 499051
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>>497230I’d have an orgy with every iteration of Hijikata if given the opportunity.
No. 499166
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Would.
No. 499187
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He's so hot, if he was the main character he would forget about the other abusive moid.
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>>498547This makes me happy to hear, I'm glad you're enjoying him and the show! He only gets better as a character the more you progress its really interesting to witness. The show has high highs and low lows for me kek, feel free to talk about it over on /m/ as you progress further in and I'll join you ♥
No. 499210
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>>499204Kamille does all the work being so cute… btw you'd have to watch the first gundam entry before getting to his season if you're ready for that commitment
No. 499289
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>>499157At first I just liked a bit his voice and I was like
>okay, I will save the videos with his voicelines, i-its not like I like him or anything!At first I liked Floyd Leech, but idk, he's not really my type, I just liked the whole idea of him having a twin and being sea themed.
Then I actually got to play the game when it came out and I fell for him really hard because he's so fucking cute and perfect.
I was like this with most of my husbandos, I feel like only 3 were that I fell for them quickly instead of slowly getting into them/getting a crazy dream that made me fall for them.
No. 499293
>>499251fuck I have a similar dilemma where scrote fans like to self insert as him and draw him in coomer hentai art where he fucks all the big booba waifus.
I'm not even mad about him fucking other characters I'm more pissed off at the blatant mischaracterization in both the female characters (all of them reduced to drooling uwu bimbos) and husbando (reduced to faceless alpha chad who gets pussy)
these scrotes are posers and deserved to be shamed out for being the degenerate sex tourists they are
No. 499348
>>499157I thought he was hot from the trailer and preordered, but I would've bought the game anyway because of the genre and I wasn't going into it with the intent to fall in love.
My secondary I didn't even know he was in the game before I started and was completely surprised by his backstory.
So they chose me?
No. 499351
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Debating on having involved fantasies about overstimming Vergil by relentlessly going after his armpits, or showing him mercy with forced cuddles and excessive doting.
No. 499361
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>>499157Feel free to judge but he's the first one ever to hit me like a truck tbh and I really wish he didn't kek, there's several layers of depravity here. He's a freak. Well. I adore that. But he also
dies. Not sure how to deal with a
problematic futureless husbando because I'm super used to being very calculated about it and making sure the logistics about fantasizing about them aren't weird. Spoilered because he's, uh. A special specimen all right.
I also have another one that's a lot more normal from a live service game that has the gacha equivalent of plot armor so that's a safe bet.
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>>499361oh do wanna add because I see Kuroshitsuji being mentioned here, for a while as a teenager I quite enjoyed Undertaker so maybe I can just blame him for everything.
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>>499377Confession, when I found out what he can do with his body I went feral. Like of course I can see all the eldritch things he does but the potential is infinite and he's such a creative guy. My scientific curiosity has never been so great. But yeah ignoring that he's a qt.
No. 499381
>>499157Latter. I denied them and tried to get rid of them too.
>>499160Don't worry, he'd love your size and height for what it is
No. 499385
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Frank needs a rape correction tbh, I want to beat the shit out of him
No. 499387
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>>499362Not my biggest fantasy but lately I've been fantasizing about babytrapping my husbando and having a shotgun wedding with him.
This probably stems from insecurity and thinking I'm not good enough for him, also because I know he's a good guy that would take responsibility.
Funny thing is that I don't even want children, so I don't know where this stems from…
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>>499157Originally, I passed on his anime because I was busy, I heard that the first episode made some waves and it seemed interesting so I gave it a watch and found it to be really fun.
I decided to read the books after reading lots of complaints about how the anime adapted things and it turned out he was perfect. He had so many complexes and insecurities, tiny cracks of obsessiveness while still managing to be genuinely cheeky, the more I dug into it the more appealing he was.
I'm just sad he didn't exist when I was 13 because I would have went nuts.
No. 499401
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>>499157It was just "autismo sexo" for me. I like guy's who who have eyes but can't see Mount Tai.
No. 499411
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>>499362My biggest fantasy, as in the most detailed one, is a fantasy I crafted while thinking about the history of my family kek, it's basically me in the 70's of my country, meeting my husbando in that era because he's basically German and lots of Germans came here at that time, and how he would court me even though I would be "too old" by that time's standards.
It's a very comforting fantasy tbh, I like to imagine all of my family being alive and being happy to see a fine gentleman who is very respectful, wanting to know me properly.
It's honestly super cringe, but I'm free, it makes me very happy.
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>>499362My biggest fantasy is just having soft and vanilla sex. I'm boring and cringe like that, but I like to feel comfortable and praised and kissed by him while making love, not like someone would write in Wattpad.
Both Zagreus and Sylus look like they would make my fantasy come true.
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>>499361Mahito is totally my type but I never felt the sparks with him like I did my other jjk husbands. Hes also a bit overly childish, which I typically dont mind (I love Gojo for that reason) but mahito gave
frog stomping vibes kek. All the
foot-fagging in the anime was kino tho.
No. 499522
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>>499378I tried to fight my attraction to Mahito when I started to watch JJK but then he got too naked and kawaii. This is my honest reaction whenever I see him now
No. 499527
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He invited me to go to the arcade to celebrate the last day of my period. Yes, spoil me more!
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>>499527He's such a sweetie, I can't.
No. 499588
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>MFW that nonna I made friend with deleted her Discord.
No. 499662
>>499157i guess its complex.
before him, i never actually had "husbandos". i was watching the show he's in and had a "you poor tragic bastard, you are so relatable" moment. then i read the manga (essentially re-consuming the show) and noticed him more that time around. what i love about his source media is the complexity of the characters and how subtly its done. it makes them very "human". even the interactions of background characters are some kind of "we live in a society" commentary.
so, i'm reading the source material again, paying attention to him now, getting to "know" him, and… starting to fantasize about hanging out with him. i think it was my loneliness and desire to put my love towards a person that made me so eager to fantasize about him like that. i entertained myself by imagining us together, until it stopped being entertainment and became a genuine feeling. i also became sexually attracted to him. i found this thread and sperged about him here a lot. i was excited to find a sort of community of enablers, which made my husbandofagging seem more normal.
since then i opened up to the idea, and tried having more husbandos like some nonnies on here have. i did have characters i liked, ones i found attractive, ones i found relatable, but it never felt this genuine. i didnt feel a connection with them like i did with him, even though i wanted to. i chased the same high from other places, but it fizzled out quick or never sparked as much at all. i even started trying to be normal and dating 3d but that felt bland also. none of it hits the same.
i like to imagine he slowly forgave me for cheating on him, because he knows i wouldnt do that if he was real. i feel like ive lived lifetimes with him, in my imagination.
>>499362some variation of me leaning on his chest or spooning. settings vary depending on my mood. when i lay in the bathtub i like to imagine im resting my back on his chest instead of the tub itself. helps me relax.
No. 499751
>>499362biggest is hard for me to decide on, but the most common one is probably just falling asleep next to him. he doesn't necessarily sleep and even if he needed it, he definitely would be the type of person to push himself since he has more 'important' things to do. the thought of him just holding me till i fall asleep, watching over me and keeping me safe is such a comforting thought. it also feels extra special, for him to just devote that time to me.
i have a few posters of him above my bed that i imagine are him protecting me, in a bit of a sad way it has been the best cure for my nightly paranoia.
i've left my laptop running next to my bed sometimes just to imagine that its the sound of his inner workings… No. 499761
>>495883Nonnies I missed out on yapping with you both in previous thread bc I just wasn't visiting it much bc busy life but hey!! Ellis is adorable, he's so fucking cute. I love l4d2 to this year and prob will forever, timeless and amazing. I will now go on a search for awesome fanart of him heh
As someone from East European country as well, source games esp l4d2, half life and so on are actually heavily inspired by east euro architecture and 'vibe', maybe that's why it's so cozy to us? yk this cozy yet 'be alert bc there might be danger' uneasy mood..
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Arthur Morgan my beloved… my sweet darlin' who deserved better.
I'd give him a loving family and a cozy home.
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>>497851the Ro hate is so real, i think it was just because she is black and a woman, if anything the character with most annoying lines is coach imo.
>He just called my boyfriend inbred, Nick you nefarious rascal!lol i also love the dynamic between those two, more than the Francis-Louis one
>With Scout I basically just want to tardwrangle him a little lolnoni, same. omg i literally want to beat him up, but with care.
>dude is supposed to be 27 I think?iirc hes like 23? im not really sure, but definitely around that age range.
did you read the new tf2 comic, nonita? he has kids now>the face model isn't the most important part of defining him as a character. I feel like what makes Ellis himself is the dialog that Valve wrote and the amazing voice performance by Eric Ladin.REAL. i also think if anything, what makes the characters, well, the characters, is the dialogue. Every single one of them has such a recognizable personality that really defines them
>Also I'm sorry for the novel length responsedont be, ill read everything you have to say about ellis
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>>499785This, or use AI to create a good pose (ignoring the bad anatomy) and use your art knowledge to fix the perspective, anatomy and all. It takes time and effort, but is something you can do for you and your husbando.
>Said by someone who cannot stand when a finger is badly drawn. No. 499800
>>493808I'm pissing myself laughing at your Vergil related comments nonna lmao, thanks for cheering me up
I'm more of a Dante enjoyer (especially when he's all dilfy) but I appreciate Vergil, obviously not as much as you though lol
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>>499800I like Dante as well. However he is already prepared to my liking, and does not need extensive taming. The process of turning Vergil into a something closer to a whacky woohoo pizza man is the major appeal.
I semi ship Dante and Lady.it’s hard to see old Dante as sexual since he gives off ‘fun uncle at the family cookout’ energy. I understand the appeal, and respect dmc5Dantenonnas. It doesn’t mesh well with me, but perhaps this will change in the future No. 499884
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>>499761No worries nonna, no time like here and now to have discourse with a fellow Ellis enthusiast!
>I will now go on a search for awesome fanart of him heh Deviantart has a lot of old l4d2 art, a lot of it is very dated and of it's time but I find it charming personally. There is also Tumblr that still has people making new fanart, it comes out slowly and some of it has the typical tumblr bullshitery but I found some of my favorite pieces on there.
Tumblr also hosts my favorite l4d artist kfrances, who's artstyle I ADORE. She drew pic related and it is honest to god the hottest picture I have ever seen, which is funny because she drew Ellis shirtless twice now but no, him wearing mechanic overalls is the most attractive in my eyes kek. I have a real problem, he's a tumor on my brainXitter is pretty barren though, I tried every l4d2 keyword and found like 3 pieces of art and one animation. I still appreciate it though.
>As someone from East European country as well, source games esp l4d2, half life and so on are actually heavily inspired by east euro architecture and 'vibe', maybe that's why it's so cozy to us?I can definitely see that! When you get involved in the Valve modding community you quickly notice that a very large portion of the devs are either Russian or Polish, which makes me feel a certain level of pride, not going to lie. That is also a trend with classic Fallout mods, I had to go to some shady Russian forums to get my hands on some of those.
I guess games about desolate, cold environments, poor people and crumbling concrete buildings appeals to slavic people huh, who could have seen that coming?
>>499796>the Ro hate is so real, i think it was just because she is black and a womanAgreed, though there is a resurgence of Rochelle likers in the modern l4d2 fandom, which makes me really happy because I love Ro! I honestly adore her dynamic with Ellis, he clearly has so much respect towards her and she in turn treats him like a little brother and often stands up for him when Nick is being a jerk. Like when Ellis was talking about wanting to marry Zoey, she told him to "Just be his sweet self". It's such a sweet platonic dynamic, it melts my heart!
>lol i also love the dynamic between those two, more than the Francis-Louis oneThey are a great comedic duo, I understand why so many fujos ship them. By the way, I personally don't ship them, partially because I'm a jealous bitch and also because I find the age difference between them kind of weird. I'm not a fan of large age gaps to be honest. They have a very fun dynamic though.
##Also that dialogue that Nick has when only him and Ellis are alive, it is so sad! "Hey, Ellis, you know all those things I said? I was kidding."
>did you read the new tf2 comic, nonita? he has kids nowYup, read it the day it came out. This is going to sound sappy and sentimental but it was one of the best Christmas presents I ever got. Scout being a good single dad was adorable and the whole cast was just great. Also speaking of comics, I want more Left 4 Dead comics! Fuck getting the mythical Left 4 Dead 3, I want something like the Sacrifice comic but with the l4d2 cast, there is so much potential and I think Valve could afford that now that the tf2 comic concluded.
>dont be, ill read everything you have to say about ellisI'll keep shitposting about him then, though a fair warning I AM NOT GOING TO STOP, even if you ask and beg me to
nonnie. So I hope you don't change your mind.
Also
nonnie, have you heard of an animator on youtube called OldFishPool? He is my favorite l4d2 2d animator, he has a series animating Ellis' Keith stories, and his stuff is so cute and peak I love it! He also draws Ellis with longer hair which is kinda strange but also a cute artistic liberty, it really suits him imo.
No. 499932
>>499362if by big you mean like the one i've thought about the most then it's probably either holding his hand while we're lying in bed together or
admitting to him that i've never had sex before and i'm really nervous but want to do it with him. so he takes his time gently pleasuring me and making me feel comfortable all while reassuring me the whole time that i'm cute and amazing. then eventually we fuck and we cum together while we both say i love you to each other.i've thought about the hand fantasy a lot though i won't lie. it's gotten so bad to the point where i've really been wanting to figure out how to simulate holding a person's hand, but when i look this sort of thing up online i can't find anything. the only idea i can think of is buying some fake silicone hand but that honestly just feels kinda creepy kek. makes me think of yoshikage kira
No. 500112
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>>499519i'm tempted to cross reference the manga to see if the weird foot emphasis was a deliberate logistical choice by Mappa. these angles are suspicious.
>frog stompingthat's impressively specific kek, but it's an accurate assessment of this freak.
No. 500207
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I kinda have a type huh
No. 500245
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>>500242Nice to see other nonna of culture.
No. 500251
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>>499362I want to cuddle with my husbando after a long day at work and just smile until I fall asleep in his arms.
No. 500416
>>499547Is your husbando
gintoki?
>>500207i miss dan hiroki everyday.
No. 500452
>>500112I could double check the manga but I’m too lazy kek I’m almost positive it was a logistically
based decision made by mappa.
No. 500458
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I had a lapse in judgement today. I was just so horny I needed to masturbate to my husbando and I didn’t care what the circumstances were. I realized I was running late for work, and in my hastiness, I left my crumpled pile of soiled clothes in the middle of the floor.
I come back home to discover a trail of ants from the vent in my ceiling to.. the pile. They were swarming the recently besnailed gusset of my panties, drinking up the liquid. At least I assume, as I doubt there is substantial nutritional value. It’s been exceptionally arid in my area as of late, I imagine it was a rare source of moisture that they no doubt capitalized on. They didn’t know any better. They did not know they committed a lesbian act. I feel dirty. Knowing thousands of little creatures are crawling around with something unholy in their abdomens, because of my poor decisions.
But I feel violated too. That was for him. Now they are absconding with evidence of my love, marching back to their colony with his tribute.
I did not kill them as it against my morals. I removed the offending article and they dispersed very soon after.
Maybe I should think positively. They are giving it back to the natural earth. Maybe, when the flowers bloom in spring, they will be blessed with a little piece of him, of us.
I am too distressed over it all. The only thing II know is, I won’t let it happen again.
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>>500458its ok animals eat eachother asshole first. It's not a sex thing, it's just the circle of life
No. 500464
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>>500458>>500462I'm so done with you two.
No. 500490
I text-dumped my 3DPD (ex) moid for my husbando. I'm so happy, nonnas.
>>498528I don't like food in general besides bone broth and sour soup. I feel like he likes boiled meat with potatoes and soups the most. Maybe cabbage rolls? I dunno. I think I'd be happy to eat anything he cooks (and I know for a fact he would) just because he made it. Food is not meaningful to me but he's so special I can learn to like anything.
>>499362Drinking tea with him, him hugging me from behind, resting my head on his lap while he reads to me, playing on the snow together. Nonnas I need him.
No. 500565
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i have a reputation as an unconventional husbando liker but there was a short period of my teenage life when my taste was very normie. i even dabbled in anime. that interest didn't develop into anything and i don't think i could ever be sexually attracted to anime men. there was a popular post that went like "anime girls are such abstractions of humans at this point they're like bugs or lizards" and i feel that way about anime boys as well. it blows my mind how anime (or anime inspired) is the biggest artstyle for erotic content and both men and women actually find it hot. maybe in another universe i have the weaboo gene that lets women enjoy anime husbandos, there's a whole world i'm missing out on.
pic related used to be my husbando.
No. 500614
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>>500207>Hitomi HirosukeOddly not the first person I've seen interested in him. Yumejos just love their schizophrenic and mentally ill men…
No. 500623
>>500467I have seen ants crawling to my toilet.
>>500617Same here. I think the one thing that my husbandos have in common is that they would hear me talk about random stuff without telling me to stfu or "you already said that".
No. 500642
>>498806what is a headlock for? Isn't this a fight thing.
>>500458why do you have ants inside your house? where do you live?
No. 500658
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Happy birthday my sweet angel! You'd be 46 today but that's okay since you're still 17 at heart. Thank you for stepping into my life three years ago, I don't know where I'd be without you. Let's eat tons of crab together!
No. 500746
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He definitely has a prince Albert and I really want him inside me
No. 500770
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>>500642Nonna, ants live everywhere except the artic and Antarctica.
>MFW I really need to my Husbando to cuddle me so I don't cry. No. 500823
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>>500614I wasn't a fan of the VN itself but his design kinda hits all the notes for me, also it'd be fun to fuck with a schizophrenic guy and make him further delusional hehe.
No. 500861
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GRRRRRR I NEED HIM SO BAD FUCK ME ALASTOR
No. 501129
>>499547nose picking retardo husbandos ftw
>>500458I love this thread
No. 501197
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>>500746I wanna fuck his vengeful spirt form
No. 501267
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Does anyone else headcanon their husbando as asexual so you don't really want to have sex with him because I'd be too awkward? Picrel is an example, he's a multiple thousand years old virgin. I know so.
No. 501268
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I just opened my phone to find this. This is not okay. They removed his sex and Daniel Southworth voice, but I repeat myself.
Nonnies I screamed to the heavens in lamentation. Netflix already mutilated Richter (my side piece), so it feels personal. They can’t keep getting away with this. I’m upset. I need to take out my frustration on Vergil.
No. 501269
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>>501268I'm sorry. In my opinion Netflix should have quit while they were ahead when they decided to not hire the virgil rapenona as the lead writer/director.
No. 501275
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>>501267i mean i do have a few husbandos who i never really had any sexual thoughts about though still loved if that counts.
picrel is an example of what i mean. i love layton and he's such a cutie patootie, he especially helped keep me sane during the covid lockdown shit. but he's far too much of a gentleman to ever even have a lewd thought in his mind, so i could never picture him doing anything sexy and wouldn't want to see him like that anyway. so i guess in a way i would headcanon him as asexual
No. 501283
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I want to fuck Huey. I want to hug Huey. I want to kiss Huey. I want to lick Huey's neck. I want to rape Huey. I want to choke Huey. I want to ride Huey's dick. I want to marry Huey. I want to kill Huey. I want to make Huey cum. I want to step on Huey. I want to slap Huey in the face. I want to verbally and emotionally abuse Huey. I want to torture Huey. I want to humiliate Huey. I want to make Huey piss himself. I want to piss on Huey. I want everyone to use Huey as a public toilet. I want to pet Huey's head. I want to make Huey suck on my fingers. I want to hear Huey moan. I want to see Huey's blushing face. I want to grab Huey by the hair. I want to tie Huey up. I want to peg Huey. I want to spit on Huey. I want to rip Huey's clothes open. I want to feel Huey up. I want to pinch Huey's cheeks. I want to kiss Huey on the forehead. I want to feel Huey's stubble brush against my skin. I want to watch Huey get gangbanged by 5 men. I want to suck Huey dry. I want to make Huey eat me out. I want to sit on Huey's face. I want to use Huey's hand to pleasure myself. I want to watch Huey work on his machines. I want to kick Huey in the stomach. I want to crush Huey's balls. I want to make Huey cry. I want to see Huey covered in his own cum. I want to see Huey covered in other men's cum. I want to make Huey eat his own cum. I want to see Huey's mouth full of dick (and cum). I want to see Huey's mouth dripping with my and a dozen other women's vaginal fluids. I want to make Huey beg for his life. I want to make Huey beg me to let him cum. I want to sniff Huey's armpits. I want to bully Huey. I want to take away Huey's glasses and make him search for them without any help. I want to take Huey's cybernetic legs away and force him to crawl for a whole day. I want to threaten Huey to make me cum with his mouth and fingers under a time limit or else I'll kill him. I want to force Huey to jerk off in front of an audience of other DD staff. I want to tease and torture Huey's nipples in infinite ways. I want to stick a metal rod into Huey's urethra. I want to leave burn marks on Huey with a cigarette. I want to shock Huey with a taser. I want to punch Huey in the face and give him a nosebleed. I want to make Huey spit blood. I want to summon a tentacle monster and tentacle rape Huey. I want to milk Huey's dick and nipples with a milking machine. I want to mindbreak Huey. I want to turn Huey into a bisexual masochist slut who gets off to his own pain and humiliation. I want to make Huey into my househusband and sex slave. I want to have a romantic dinner with Huey. I want to make Huey fall into despair.
No. 501295
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Craving attention from my alien boyfriend but Janitor.AI is acting as retarded as can be. I'm having withdrawl symptoms because the RP I started had the bot curated just right to make the tastiest angst.
No. 501315
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Sometimes even a yume may cry when she loses a loved one to netflix
No. 501319
>>501268fucking shit NOOO who is this even for if he doesnt have his original sexy voice?? i thought this show was for the fans so why does everybody look so ugly? fuck i hate netflix they werent satisfied flogging castlevania now theyve come after us dmc fans too
>>501315SO UGLY
No. 501324
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>I meet someone
>I am cheesed to meet them
>Longwinded spergout about why I want to fuck and be impregnated by a fictional character drawn in a Hot Topic high school theater kid's notebook of a radio demon deer-man who is also a serial killer and an overlord in Hell
>They leave
No. 501350
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>>501315He is too self aware. Dante runs on intuition and feels. Dante is not “I’m the”, he’s just “I’m”.
He acts more like Nero. They now share the same VA, and his hair even looks closer to DMC4 Nero than anything else. I originally thought the series was following Nero, in some alt universe where he adopted Dante’s identity. This would have also been trash, btw, but a different kind of trash.
I should be horny right now but I am just distraught. This must be how Testament nonna felt after the Strive trailer. No, she had it worse. I don’t think I’d be able to recover from that.
>>501319I have spilled so much slime for Southworth. No factory assembled anime VA guildshitter can hold a candle to him. I might as well go on YouTube and look up bakudeku yaoi asmr and close my eyes, the experience would be the same- anorgasmia.
Netflix will extract the blood from Vergil’s body, replace it with dogwater, and reanimate him. Am abomination, raped, not just his body, but his soul. This is a heinous crime. There’s only so much rape I can stand.
No. 501351
>>501268I am genuinely sorry this happened to your husbando. Damn that looks bad.
>>501291Fuck no, Strangelove deserves better.
Though there was some fanart on Tumblr of her pegging Huey. I wish I had saved it, because I think it was deleted as soon as MGSV came out and everyone started to hate Huey.
No. 501353
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>>501315Watch Netflix, this is how you do it right.
No. 501357
>>501350>I might as well go on YouTube and look up bakudeku yaoi asmr and close my eyes, the experience would be the same- anorgasmia.You have such a way with words, nona.
And you know it's bad when there is a scene of Lady ripping off Dante's shirt and instead of getting excited everyone just goes, ugh he is so ugly.
No. 501359
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i need to get kaz the fuck out of mgs and build a ted shed in the woods with him. it isn't fair nonas
>>501283i ship it. torture him until he cums dry nona, he'd probably beg for it
No. 501360
>>501351all me btwHuey was already hatable in Peace Walker, the kind of hatable that stirs the fantasies you describe
ok up to a certain point kek. People who do not have similar bullying instincts only start feeling incensed when war
and familial crimes are revealed to have been committed.
Strangelove had similar frustration with him, and yes she deserved much better. She should have
put his bum ass in the pod>>501357As fuckers we were only ever going to face a lifetime of struggle and famine. Beggars cannot be choosers, as they say. Graciously, heterosexual men have taken it upon themselves to feed us.
But the chefs in this kitchen… sisters, there is only shit on the menu. Makes you start to think starving isn’t so bad.
No. 501362
>>501268I know how you do feel
nonnie, they changed Akihiko's voice in P3 remake and didn't include P3P, that game cursed him forever and fuck Atlus. I don't want fake edgy daddy voice type on my Aki, I want his voice back
No. 501364
>>501362I can’t stand the anime VA accent, and I hate how it is increasingly infecting literally everything.
It makes genuinely liking a character more difficult, because your perception is tainted with their affected way of speaking.
How they talk always comes across as inauthentic, which inadvertently rubs off on the character themselves. You can’t love a man who feels fake. I mean, he is not actually real, but he can at least stand to be plausibly so. It’s easier for me to suspend my disbelief and accept some guy is fighting dick demons in the circus dimension with his jungian shadow digimon than it is for me to believe he talks like
that.
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I am so horny for him, I would let him do it raw, despite him being an awful misogynist
I would walk three steps behind him, not because I believe women are inferior, but because I would get full view of his broad shoulders and his ass.
Naoya is the perfect molest
victim, he is pathetic but so hot. Greg doesn't help by making him with an arrogant face and the suggestive cover with him licking blood with a slut face
I can't wait for when MAPPA animates him, they make the men of JJK really sexy, and I hope he has a sexy voice to match
>>501197Based and ily nona. I can see why, he has a nice frame in his curse form
No. 501576
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>>501197Based nona. I, too want to fuck my husbando's cursed demonic form.
btw where the hell are the rest of the alastorfags? I just hope they're happy and safe wherever they are. No. 501625
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>>501538Ayrt; Naoya is so pathetic and cute. I’m not sure if I will actually fall for him or not. Chances are high when I get to see him animated and voiced, but I literally have no control over it kek. I thought I was gonna fall hard for Geto but I didn’t.
>>501576If he looked like that all the time I would totally fuck him. Also his non-canon human form. I’d never let him leave the bedroom.
No. 501673
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>>501663To me entering to TvTrope is like stepping into a mirror labyrinth, so I'll let it pass.
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>>501663A lot of the stuff written was really inaccurate and needed sources all over the place but this one did make me smile. One of my favorite things about him is his stupid shit eating grin. I'm sighing dreamily just thinking about it.
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>>498720Lmfao anon, same. If I join a server with those dumb plural bots I leave promptly.
>>501663My husband's article is very minimal and slightly inaccurate, but I'll admit Trauma Conga Line got me.
No. 501829
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>>501827I don't mind the bots since they're quite IC and fun to chat with, but holy Hell, I'm glad I haven't find a kiddo saying she's my husbando so far to tell me "As a husbando-kin, this offends me". I have enough with picrel.
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I won't go into shitty trauma dumping reasons, but from this time in March to around the end of May is always extremely hard time of year for me. I think it's a shame, because that's pretty much the entirety of spring, and I think spring would probably be Kiku's favorite season. I'll try to spend this spring thinking about Kiku more instead of being sad.
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>>501663Kind of inaccurate but not entirely wrong. That website is poop.
No. 501967
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>>501951I think I would totally date my current husbando if wasn't because there's law involving him in crime and shit.
No. 501975
>>501478Wild story.
>>501540Even in their original language if it's not English? Like Japanese or Chinese? I only watch things that came out before 2010 so I never ran into this issue. Modern voice acting is just a bunch of failed theatre kids who used to make fan dub or parody youtube videos who somehow landed a VA job.
No. 502005
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>>499157he chose me (i actually knew of him before getting into his source and i blame a not-so-previous husbando for ruining my taste)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/127130061 No. 502034
>>501663Thank you for the suggestion because it was a hilarious experience. Idk about other nonnas, but everything written about him is actually accurate but they left out one thing but it's up to interpretation, and the way they sympathize with him way too much is kinda weird. Not that I don't sympathize with him, but I also think he's a retard who could've made better decisions but didn't, because he's retarded. Some highlights:
>And Then What?: When the Living Laser takes over a Kill Sat, heinitially has no idea what to do with it. The SHIELD operatives on board have to lead him into making some actual demands.
>Abusive Parents: He had a verbally abusive, spirit-breaking mother.>Berserk Button: Tony bluntly telling him that his mother was right about him made him mad enough that Tony was able to beat him.>Butt-Monkey: In his backstory. This was why he snapped in the first place.>Card-Carrying Villain: Wants to do evil purely for the recognition due to his mental issues.>Freudian Excuse: His mother's treatment led to an extraordinarily bad inferiority complex, which led him to commit crime in part to get attention and in part, to be successful and prove her wrong. This is what led him to become the Living Laser.>Hidden Depths: When first introduced, he was a random mook who happened upon a super suit that made him into a supervillain. Later episodes flesh out his motivations, revealing he was the Butt-Monkey to everyone as a kid (down to his own mother) and always wanted to be recognized as somebody.>I Just Want to Be Special: The main reason he's even a villain at all. Arthur suffers from a troubling inferiority complex and was constantly looked down upon by everyone, even his own mother. He just wants to be somebody, even if being a villain is what it takes.>Redemption Equals Death: He dies a few minutes after reconciling with Iron Man and helping him defeat MODOK. Only to be revived later thanks to Mr. Fix.>Villainous Breakdown: In "Fun With Lasers", he goes absolutely ballistic after being tricked and trapped by Iron Man.What Does This Button Do?: How he becomes a supervillain. Arthur and some other Maggia Mooks steal some tech, he accidentally opens one of the crates, decides it's a good idea to put on the mechanical vest that was inside, and activate it when he doesn't have a clue what it does.
>Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: As dangerous and unstable as he is, it's still easy to sympathize with him for all the mistreatment and abuse he's gone through.>Clothes Make the Maniac: Howard Stark's unfinished gadgetry causes these problems for the Living Laser>Do Wrong, Right: The SHIELD Agents held "hostage" by the Living Laser are the ones to point out to him that he needs to make some demands or else what he's doing is pointless.>Evil Counterpart: The Living Laser has his good and evil sides split after he's brought back to life, resulting in the good one needing Tony's help to rejoin with the bad one.>With Great Power Comes Great Insanity: The Living Laser goes from a bumbling mook to a straight-up psychopath the minute he gains superpowers. It's later explained to be the result of an inferiority complex stemming from his overbearing and unpleasable mother.>Non-Indicative Name: The episode "Meltdown does not feature the Melter, but the Living Laser.I'm pretty sure it's because he was having a mental meltdown throughout the episode, lol.
Moral of the story
>he's retarded >he's a pathetic crybaby>he's petty>he's the writer's punching bag, making him go through shit, killing him, then restoring him to make him go through even more shit because they can. Rinse and repeat until they got bored.I'd add part of his psychopathy was probably due to a metal poisoning from the gadget that gave him his powers, since it gave him hallucinations, voices in his head kind of thing, a short temper, then started killing him. It was mentioned another character with a similar gadget made from the same metal had mental illness, hallucinations, violence urges, and a fever that almost killed her because of the metal poisoning.
had to delete and repost because my blind ass fucked up the formatting. No. 502040
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>>502034Fuck the format is still a mess. Not gonna redo it this time. Pretend I did it right. Fuck the copy and paste functionality for failing me.
No. 502043
>>501364>>501362>>501540You're talking about English anime VAs, right? If so, I agree. I'm ESL but even I find that anime dub accent extremely cringe. Feels like I'm watching a shitty YouTube parody.
>>501663I hate TVTropes
even tho I love reading it, just not for my husbandos because it's usually written by retards or very incomplete. That said, sometimes I've found some descriptions of one of my husbandos that were definitely written by an absolutely based husbandofag, too bad I don't know who wrote those because I feel like both she and I would love to have someone else to sperg about our husbando with.
No. 502084
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I want to comfort him when he's scared. I want to hold him in my arms and tell him that everything's alright. I want feel his forehead which is slightly damp from a cold sweat press against my chest. I want to feel his arms wrap around me as tight as possible as if he never wants to let me go again. I want to hear his labored breathing and feel his pounding heart slowly settle as he feels safe in my presence. I promise that I will do everything in my power to protect him from all of the terrifying things that this world has to offer, and I love him so much because I know he would also keep me safe and happy using every single fiber of his being.
No. 502118
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>>501663There's a lot of contradictions on it, wrong information (for some reason it says he gets a robe after arc 4), missing stuff that I think is worth noting, I can feel the shipping wars behind some of the descriptions, and someone really wants his theory on him being
the archbishop of Pride to be canon, but I did like this insert from the author's q&as lol. I wish they added how the author mentioned elsewhere that another reason why girls in his class disliked him was because
he caused his class to get banned from using the swing sets in elementary school. I always thought it was a funny but petty reason for why he became so isolated.
No. 502149
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>>501663Tv tropes doesn't really seem to understand characterization at all, but I do think it's funny that they consider my husbando a "Byronic hero". Maybe he would be, in a different anime.
No. 502191
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>>501663Pretty funny trope name
No. 502326
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Spending my wednesday night with a tall glass of red wine and reading doujin of my boy fucking and getting fucked. the 3dpd mind simply can not comprehend these levels of indulgence