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No. 1268266
Repetitive comments about Shayna's vagina is grounds for a 1 day ban. Repetitive nitpicks about her body and face are subject to a 1 day ban. Reposting the same photos zoomed in and edited is not milk and you will receive a ban for nitpicking.
REMEMBER: Sage when there’s no milk, no nitpicking and/or blogposting and please try to curb your enthusiasm when posting screenshots from other cam girls. This is a Shay thread.
Recent Milk:
>spent fathers’ day at her dad's house, where she posted father/daughter incest porn for “all her daddies” >>1261050 , >>1261055>biological dad expresses concern about her mental health >>1261318>(this is totally caring and sweet of him, not like when mom does it) >>>/snow/1204635>posts unironically groundbreaking photo evidence that she ventured outdoors in full daylight >>1261534 , >>1261547>gets mad when coomers don’t 'like' the pics, since she’s not naked >>1261519>moment of self-awareness >>1261661>shat on another dildo (CW: ass boils) >>1261873 , >>1261881 , >>1261883>begs for money to buy cardboard boxes >>1263382>still crying over Kyle Nathan Perkins (from Tulsa, Oklahoma) >>1264235>ghosted her mom while she was in NH instead of visiting. Unblocks/reblocks her bc she wanted to collect her birthday gibs >>1264524>claims she went on a date with a ‘sugar daddy’ >>1262952>spent the whole time taking nudes in the bathroom >>1264419 , >>1264467 , >>1264488 , >>1264490>while people were peeing behind her >>1264494>it’s just the bathroom at her regular watering hole >>1264524>she doubles down on the /r/thathappened stories from her “date” >>1264762>tried many new & exciting things on the day of her birthday - like getting drunk alone, smoking, and overeating. >>1265107>went to her regular bar again, the same one as from her “date” >>1264933 , >>1264982>went to the club with Fupa >>1265107 , >>1265943>complains about tooth pain >>1267805 when she knew at least 2 years ago that she’d need her wisdom teeth out and just ignored it >>1267901 , >>1267978Links:
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Aaaaanyways.
She supposedly signed her notice. I’ll believe it when she leaves.
No. 1268304
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She looks like a chubby dad who tries on his wife’s clothes when the wife is at work and the kids are in school
No. 1268305
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Not even going to vagsperg or anything….. but ew
No. 1268323
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>>1268300she basically said she did back in march
No. 1268339
>>1268328…a speculum?
I highly doubt she actually goes to a gyno regularly tbh
No. 1268367
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Ah yes
>Shayna Clifford/ Dolly Mattel #58- Overdosing On Anxiety Meds All Day Edition
No. 1268376
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kek
No. 1268384
>>1268289Only the best from her sugar dad uwu who totally exists
>>1268305I thought the other pic was bad. This is so fucked. Don’t open it.
No. 1268388
>>1268305lowkey starting to assume that "Shayna" may have been a "Shayne" at some point.
Girl… go see a doctor for this..
No. 1268405
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>>1268394>>1268395Yeah. I don’t know it looks off… I’m not retarded I know Shayna isn’t a MTF but damn what’s wrong with it? It’s not even what scrotes call a “roastie” it’s like her lips are inside her vagina hole for some reason. Her clit is under the clitoral hood but it looks like she buzzed it off with that lawnmower she calls a vibrator kek
(vagsperging) No. 1268439
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I got bored sage for autism
No. 1268444
>>1268439The border also functions as a starter pack lol
I got a lil chuckle out of this, but I feel like there's almost too many things that she does on Groundhog Day for a bingo card. She needs a drinking game, except one where you only drink water.
No. 1268452
>>1268396This is the part that gets me. She 100% thinks moving is going to solve all her problems. She’s still going to be a lazy sexworker degrading herself for $3 a customer. She is still going to be an alcoholic who abuses weed. She still will hate her mom for no reason. She’s still going to be overweight and out and shape.
I guess it will be harder to let Fupa fuck her when he gets bored but I doubt she’s going to drop him all together. I suspect that was one of the main reasons she got the xbox, because she wants to still game with him etc. (and at the time to lure him over)
No. 1268463
>>1268445I telepathized with someone in the last thread too about how girl Fupa looked like he worked at a school (
>>1267249 ,
>>1267252 )
If you're the same anon then I'm a believer now.
>>1268396>>1268452I feel like it's going to be harder for her if anything. She's already lonely af in Oklahoma. Fupa is the only person she ever hangs out with. Besides that it's just drinking alone & getting doordash. She's going to have to go out of her way to make new friends (& during a pandemi lovato too).
No. 1268468
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>>1268463Sage for autism & ot, but yes that was also me as well Anon. Topkek. I hope you’re having a good day. Ily
I tried making one but I doubt she will be on cam any time soon. Fixed my typo.
No. 1268469
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Aw it looks like Fupa proposed, congrats Shaynus
No. 1268470
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keep packing on the pounds Fatty
No. 1268476
>>1268468I'm actually a little spooked…
This is a very autistic drinking game, but that suits me perfectly. And ily too my tethered anon. I will pull this out next time she cams & drink one for you (water ofc).
Ok I'll stop scissoring with my twin now. Sorry others for going OT, but that was too crazy of a coincidence.
No. 1268477
>>1268470that high-pitched sound you hear is this hog’s pancreas screaming
sure, stuff yourself with sugar and carbs, why not
every day is treat day
No. 1268514
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>>1268468You trying to kill us with those last ones?
No. 1268603
>>1268470This seems like it would feel like a huge, gross brick in your stomach. The fries alone look like a whole day's worth of calories. In just greasy mayo potato… but hey, you are what you eat.
Then she's washing it down with 3x the recommended daily allowance of sugar because the first greasebomb wasn't enough, and she wants to mainline some sweetened lard.
Oh, and a large sugar water on top.
It's no wonder she's grown herself a gunt shelf. Her stomach is distended af. Bet she'll crush a 6-pack right after too.
No one wants a sugarbaby with diabetes, Shayna.
No. 1268612
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No. 1268642
>>1268266epic thread pic
>>1268612"who's reimbursing?"
No. 1268693
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No. 1268740
>>1268734She supposedly has an apartment lined up already. She didn’t make it super clear but it was heavily implied. She’s an idiot so it’s hard to really know. She said her application was accepted and celebrated , bought her ticket and is supposedly preparing to move into said apartment.
I still won’t believe shit until she’s on an airplane. She could just lie and get a new apartment in Tulsa. She never takes photos outside anyways except for her food.
No. 1268752
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No. 1268753
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kek like clockwork
No. 1268804
>>1268801sorry samefag. meant mysterious sugar daddy. but yeah, OP summary is a bit misleading in that regard.
>>1268798Bestie or ex, I predict a falling out between her and this girl as soon as they connect in person. She hasn’t had any real life contact with females in how long now? Since she moved to Tulsa? With how defensive and pick-me she gets with girls online, I can only imagine the shit show that is going to go down in Washington.
No. 1268832
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>>1268752This fit from pacsun, just like her “clubbing” shorts. I can’t help but feel like during her mall outing, she just bought up every item in the store with the playboy branding. She spent $150 alone on these mismatched sweats and those tacky shorts. None of it is even cute but it’s playboy so ig that makes it ~so bimbo~
No. 1268851
>>1268841Anon, Y2K
is trendy right now… Let's not comment on these things too much. She looks trashy irrespective of the trend
No. 1268882
>>1268832ugly cashgrab from a grandpa coomer brand
figures shayna would jump on that gross bandwagon
No. 1268892
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>>1268804She started following someone named bluefrodo1. This person is from Seattle. That got my autism going into overdrive and I stalked his Twitter. And found something very interesting. He's connected to shays ex.
No. 1268972
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No. 1268973
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Did anyone catch what she said ?
No. 1268976
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Shaynus sent this old ass pic when she was skinny in the onlyfans dms
No. 1268980
>>1268339Yeah. Auto-correct. Sorry, anon. I should move on anyways.
>>1268452Not only that, but the money situation is going to be a bitch. She's used to spending more money on junk rather than rent and cost of living. I'm going to be interested in how broke she becomes.
No. 1269025
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>>1268973she probably wrote something to this account
No. 1269042
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>>1269037omg anon i didn’t even notice that literal sweat/shit stain
No. 1269051
>>1268973I love how she acts like her crusty dusty ass unfollowing means anything. Girl, they don't care.
She's just scared of conflict and someone coming at her. Unfollow and move on, no one cares.
No. 1269094
>>1269048This. And really she shouldn't clutter her gross "work" account with that stupid shit anyway. The scrotes dont want to see hello kitty and pink icecream and hand bags. They're following for porn. It's not Tumblr where aesthetics and reblogging photos are a big thing.
Other SWers retweet other girls and their content, but I guess Shay would never unless shes getting something from it and even then it's rare. She only thinks about herself and thinks everyone actually cares about her bullshit.
No. 1269108
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The dumbest shit she has ever done
No. 1269215
>>1269198i was just talking about her account being deleted, the consequent lack of content/milk in the days afterward and her complaining about it, etc.
her life was exactly as monotonous back then as it is now.
No. 1269231
>>1269220No, she doesn’t have hobbies, job or friends and just keeps drinking and smoking. I’d be pretty depressed too.
Also, has she still posted anything about Noodle or the cats? Could it be she actually got rid of them?
No. 1269435
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Finally realized who thread pic Shayna was reminding me of. Just replace the lighter with a dildo or cheemsburger. Your so beautiful, love you Dolly
No. 1269461
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For God's sake Shay
No. 1269463
>>1269461Ahh maybe this time she is fully intending to blow off her snatch.
If it happens again in a random ass field we all know fupa is the one filming it.
No. 1269470
>>1269461I smell another scam….
>it’s too cloudy out uwu I can’t film I’m just going to stay inside and dab She said she was going to go in a field dressed as a cow (ironic) and pour milk or something?? Am I remembering that correctly?
No. 1269506
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found something as ugly as her(integrate)
No. 1269510
>>1269487I knew what you mean anon kek. She starts heavy breathing just from taking her clothes off.
I almost can't believe she would try that again. But she is retarded and can't ever come up with new ideas. She's really putting herself at risk for a serious injury and for nothing. Also it just makes her look even worse when she reposts content from when she was skinny and not as hideous and then creates content with the same concept and often squeezing into the same outfit even. I just don't understand why she would do that. It's just embarrassing and lazy.
No. 1269775
>>1268693As
>>1268730 stated, WHY does she feel the need to expose herself unsexily in every mirror she comes across? It doesn't come across as sexy as she probably thinks it does. It makes it look like it's her job. "God, I have to flop out my tits at the Old Country Buffet again".
Restaurant, changing room, public toilet… I don't wanna see ANYBODY'S tits, pussy and ass out in a dingy Olive Garden restroom. And again with the free content on twitter. Doesn't matter anyhow, since her shit content is 3 fucking dollars, which is basically free. What a hopeless, clueless idiot.
No. 1269806
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No. 1269832
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Didn’t she say this last time wtf it really is Groundhog Day
No. 1269834
>>1269630No because of retards like this
>>1269506Shays threads are chaotic and autistic but I love them because anons make me ugly cackle
No. 1269837
File: 1625241116061.jpeg (Spoiler Image,860.85 KB, 2204x3464, 929AC88B-1669-4F13-92F9-AF0F69…)
>turd braids, yellow feet, lopsided boobs
Do you think Shayna will actually buy fireworks and do it?
No. 1269858
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Diabetes saga when?
No. 1270046
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Even grayhair knows she’s full of shit
No. 1270050
>>1269461>>1268753Hmmm…"have my period won't be filming" but "send money for me to buy fireworks to shoot out of my already destroyed asshole again" doesn't add up considering she never seems to do the route of using a tampon and tucking the string or using a cup like other SW do when it's that time of the month.
She's definitely too large to try and pass off the old videos and photos as new content/hair is different. I'm betting she will definitely do it again because of all the crumbs of attention it got her last time.
No. 1270058
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Forgot to spoiler
She’s so ugly
No. 1270059
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1/2
No. 1270063
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2/2
No. 1270068
File: 1625254520005.png (9.52 MB, 1242x2208, A731FEFD-33FB-48F7-B2BD-F16DC9…)
Keep packing on the pounds Shaynus! Blow all your “moving” money
No. 1270077
File: 1625254979043.jpeg (1.29 MB, 3464x3464, A61F9BA7-7BEC-4587-9776-526B8A…)
I love how Shayna (who is totally thriving and making money) can’t even afford a $45 tube top and had to buy a cheap polyester Chinese aliexpress knock off. Embarrassing. Flower pink doesn’t even make any sense kek
No. 1270078
>>1270058her trying to discreetly hold up the one titty is sending me
trailer park barbie serving cameltoe and unwashed hair
No. 1270095
>>1270059I wonder how her posture is when she sits, she must be hunched over on her phone
must not be a good sight
No. 1270116
>>1270058>>1270059I can't take it anymore. These clothes are the worst she's ever worn, period. It looks horrible. She has zero waist - looks fine on some women, but to add insult to injury, she has zero ass also. It gives her the physique of a chubby prepubescent boy. Is this the fantastic barbie bimbo hooker content her "fans" get?
Crunchy-looking poop bun, trailer trash hooker outfit with a knockoff AliExpress tube top that would look dumb as fuck on literally the sexiest woman alive, rancid shorts that make her look like she's about to burst, the $3 glitter phone case… worst thing is, she went OUTSIDE like that, just to eat BBQ ribs. Yeah, that fits.
No. 1270127
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>>1270094>Fupaul- applies for a new job>HR comes across his resume, credentials seem good. >Opens google: “Kyle Nathan Perkins, Tulsa Oklahoma”>See several results for Lolcow.farm /Shayna Clifford, Dolly Mattel + Fupa/Kyle Perkins>Confusion and terror ensues when seeing picrel>Close tab>Erase browser history for the last hour>Delete Kyle Perkins’ resume from computer >Spend the rest of the day wondering tf did you just seeI don’t know about you but the thought of a coworker or potential employer looking up Fupa and seeing this shit completely sends me.
No. 1270211
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>>1270127This image still gives me nightmares to this day. Spoiler because gross but not nudity
No. 1270235
>>1270213there's a reason there was an a/c shortage when it was 110F+ there
just google the weather forecast, it gets down to the 50s at night
No. 1270305
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>>1270059Lol at that ugly $5 shein tube top
No. 1270337
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>>1270327>>1270327It’s a cheap knockoff of a top from o-mighty. It is a parody of “totally spies” it’s suppose to say totally sluts or totally stoned. But they don’t want to get in trouble for copying ? I guess?? so it says something completely different that doesn’t even make sense lmao kind of like the California dream Barbie sweater Shayna got that was misspelled because it was from aliexpress.
No. 1270339
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KEK
No. 1270360
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>something horrible happened to you
Kek what is Fupa going to do? Strangle her with his dainty lady hands?? Shayna could probably beat him up or at least sit on him
No. 1270362
>>1270213agree, it’s so weird anons are choosing this to nitpick of all things. the heatwave last week isn’t going to be the last and it’s not like shayna isnt already wasting money on dumb shit.
buy an AC and some chapstick, and some salicylic acid body wash for the move.
No. 1270395
>>1270366I love how she makes it seem like Fupaul is SOOO selfless, nah, he wants you to get the fuck on and leave already.
She acts like moving will instantly make her happy, how? What changes is she going to make? What is she going to do differently?
No. 1270398
>>1270393I imagine the “checking in and making sure” she’s talking about was along the lines of
>”u moving”>”yea”>(Message Liked by Kyle)Why does she pretend he’s some amicable one-that-got-away? She’s constantly screaming and sobbing about the Big Evil Abuse he puts her through to all 0 of the people who read her Twitter. Does she want to seem like less of a loser to her “fans” (grey hair and womack) and pretend her relationship fell to shit simply because she’s moving, and not because she lacks a personality, self awareness, and looks?
No. 1270400
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Who pissed her off now?
No. 1270429
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i know a place she could find a few
No. 1270510
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Does this bitch constantly live in the dark in her disgusting hovel she calls an apartment?
No. 1270511
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butthole eyes
No. 1270570
>>1270546She spent years of her life competing in Fupaul's Drag Race and the only thing she gained was weight.
Her last "Gifts" from Fupaul was a birthday dinner (I guess that was the birthday present), Food and a reminder to get the fuck out.
No. 1270665
>>1270366"He made sure I put in my 30 days notice so I could be far, far away from him"
She does not realize how that sounds…
No. 1270682
>>1270511How the FUCK do you look at this and think it’s ok to post publicly. Jesus Christ. Like, my expectations are low and I know she does the minimum, but she has been flooring it toward horrorcow status. I almost miss her old Michael Jackson foundation look, at least she had to wash her face (maybe) to spackle it on.
Side note: do we think she’s going to really go through with the fireworks again? I’m somewhere between terrified for her safety and eagerly awaiting the trainwreck.
No. 1270696
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She’s so fucking weird and disgusting
Even if this is a joke it’s like…. uh okay?
No. 1270702
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Stfu Shayna Pickme Clifford
She never goes a day without complaining and bitching about something. For someone who smokes tons of weed she’s never “chill” like a stoner but then again she doesn’t inhale kek
No. 1270737
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Downs Mattel
No. 1270741
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To all the peta nonnies, her retarded dog is okay
No. 1270745
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kek get a fucking notebook and write down the people who “ordered” these videos. If I was a coomer I would want my money back a pay a better looking e-whore to make a better video that won’t put it off till the last minute. Also this nasty bitch rubs her gross snatch when she’s in bed with Noodle
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wzrtpqmfro9l44m/Video%20Jul%2003%2C%208%2058%2028%20AM.mp4?dl=0 No. 1270750
>>1270736At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if this is how she "cleans" her sheets. She just buys a new set and throws out the other despite having a washer and dryer at her immediate disposals. God rip to her new "roommate" because they'll never be prepared for her meat sweat-soaked bedspread
>>1270745Honestly, the only people that willing commision here are desperate inbreds like womack or the coomers w shitfetishes.
No. 1270751
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Make sure it’s an XXL raincoat fatass
I really hope she moves I’m tired of the Fupaul saga
No. 1270758
File: 1625331324679.png (2.6 MB, 1242x2208, B6168FC9-AAA1-4264-880A-3E601B…)
when she flips to the front camera kek damn she spends all her income on carts that she doesn’t even smoke fully
https://www.dropbox.com/s/z8ax4l0qil6829z/Video%20Jul%2003%2C%209%2047%2013%20AM.mov?dl=0 No. 1270759
File: 1625331491857.jpeg (851.36 KB, 3083x2743, B0060803-51B3-4DB3-A11A-89E97F…)
She looks ill and malnourished
>>1270752One of my fav Shayna ongoing jokes along with monsters inc gif and fupaul
No. 1270773
File: 1625334113593.jpeg (70.97 KB, 307x324, EA392890-CA04-42A2-B680-CCEC18…)
>>1270737The neck rolls and dead butthole eyes…
No. 1270777
>>1270366"Hes proven to me he cares! He made sure I followed through with getting the fuck out Oklahoma and away from him!"
Fucking pathetic. He just wants to move on from you and not be embarrassed around his troonies and not have his ex wife pestering him about hanging out with a gross whore. He'll either find a new bitch or transition into whatever kinda queer he is kek.
No. 1270799
>>1270741>retarded dogKek
>>1270750I missed this, did she actually confirm a roommate? I had thought her friend/ex just did a walk through for her. If she has a roommate it’ll be milky for sure. Remembering what dog-fucker Dawn had said about shay and her disgusting habits of being a pig and letting dirty dishes pile up, etc. I don’t think she will stay in Seattle long if she moves at all.
No. 1270817
>>1270737her hairline makes me nauseous
>>1270770sativas are suited for people 'on the go'. ofc it's still weed but sativas specifically tend to induce a sort of alertness and a little boost to help 'motivate' or 'energize' or whatever, unlike its counterpart. effects depend on the person i guess
sage for weed sperg
No. 1270821
File: 1625339821331.jpeg (454.75 KB, 1242x1570, E5BC6643-38ED-4049-83F4-639E28…)
Bitch is so lonely kek
No. 1270827
File: 1625340959660.jpg (16.81 KB, 325x251, mysides.jpg)
>>1270821Imagine being a sex worker for 5 years only to get one like and one reply on twitter.
No. 1270829
File: 1625341446449.jpeg (194.32 KB, 1242x480, 29719522-BE85-4948-BB85-323786…)
A bath during “shark week” is she too fat to stand up ?
No. 1270840
File: 1625343726685.jpeg (350.31 KB, 1242x1241, 48BF4B0D-7E2D-4F02-B714-236768…)
No. 1270842
File: 1625343806121.jpeg (373.47 KB, 1198x1264, 5CF3EEC1-4DA1-43C7-801B-3A1B62…)
get a calculator?? tf
No. 1270844
File: 1625343881885.jpeg (814.58 KB, 1242x1610, 57399C77-E813-4431-9129-DA12CA…)
how many god damn sales has she had?!? jfc
No. 1270866
>>1270799>>1270803Op here, it's not confirmed. I only say roommate because
A)she genuinely can't afford an apartment on her own
B) I can never see a "friend" going out of their way to look at an apartment for her out of the kindness of their heart (unless they're a coomer)
C) The best she can get is probably renting just a room eve w her dad co-signing
No. 1270875
>>1270857Barge Barbie
Bargie
No. 1270894
File: 1625349847192.jpeg (309.73 KB, 1242x1697, B51282B5-466F-4A4A-B52F-F70F38…)
It’s your reflection retard. Turn on a fucking light for once.
No. 1270895
File: 1625349948729.jpeg (691.28 KB, 1242x1101, 94BCAF19-06DC-41BE-8026-6C8C48…)
Fupa clearly doesn’t want her but she’s still letting him fuck? Pathetic pick me
No. 1270896
File: 1625350007555.jpeg (672.91 KB, 1242x1619, 61C24414-B123-4059-A0B1-7ACC05…)
Is she trying to find another Fupa? Kek
No. 1270897
File: 1625350026554.jpeg (407.92 KB, 1235x1697, B16F1F2F-A4DC-4E77-BCA3-22400A…)
This fake positivity is nauseating
No. 1270905
File: 1625351025546.jpeg (914.96 KB, 2098x3203, A9D24147-83AB-4750-8DA1-E8A56A…)
Of course Shayna would retweet a dumb tweet from a degen scrote
No. 1270914
>>1270046It's fine that she wants an ac for the new apartment, but she shouldnt be buying one BEFORE she actually gets there. Because it's a big unit to pack and haul and the apartment might have rules about them. They let you have them during certain months, but some places are more strict about how you have to set them up and stuff, especially window units. And can she even set it up herself, really?
>>1270059God she really does look like Oklahoma white trash. She really embraced that. Always choosing the ugliest shit to wear poorly. In Seattle she's just going to look like an actual crack whore. Except usually druggies are skinny kek.
No. 1270916
>>1270809I imagine a lot of their interactions are just like
>>1270398 and Shay tries to act like they're deeper and more than they are kek idk it just feels very Shay
No. 1270917
File: 1625352387506.jpeg (454.77 KB, 1242x1414, F17C9950-83ED-40FE-8461-7306E6…)
…
No. 1270921
>>1270894Kek anon. But honestly though.
>>1270907This exactly. And I love how shes suddenly being so upfront about how much shes been hanging out with Fupaul lately not realizing that it's actually just making her look like a big ass clown. Like at least refer to him as a friend if y'all are on "good" terms. Because talking about him as the ex she also constantly posts about being heartbroken and damaged over and needs to leave the state to get over is extra pathetic. God she really doesnt know how to feel embarrassed apparently, but I guess being drunk and high 24/7 helps with that.
No. 1270933
File: 1625354827859.jpg (216.61 KB, 1080x666, Screenshot_20210703-182649_Twi…)
She's disgusting
No. 1270940
File: 1625355197023.jpeg (404.82 KB, 1232x1047, 2914A8DC-8C97-4C29-8BD1-3178AE…)
No one cares that she only talks to Uber drivers and Fupa
No. 1270972
File: 1625358697996.jpg (397.33 KB, 1080x1193, Screenshot_20210703-193131_Twi…)
No. 1270985
File: 1625360012852.jpeg (429.52 KB, 1242x1286, 90309103-93F3-48C0-A221-66CFDB…)
She’s so fucking boring and uninteresting. Literally no one cares. Why are you making retard tweets when you are trying to sell SEX?!
No. 1270986
File: 1625360067691.png (132.08 KB, 593x395, Screen Shot 2021-07-03 at 5.54…)
Let it go retard
No. 1270993
File: 1625360299946.jpeg (790.92 KB, 1242x1548, 88D92179-84C2-45AE-A0A6-70D31F…)
She retweeted from this pedophile account who calls herself the “cutest kindergarten kiddie” pretty sure she was in the e-girl degenerate thread
No. 1271001
File: 1625360706842.png (238.17 KB, 586x465, Screen Shot 2021-07-03 at 6.04…)
Fucking idiot doesn't know the difference between a protagonist and an antagonist.
No. 1271004
File: 1625360819972.jpeg (163.2 KB, 1242x453, 755E5070-BD32-4BDC-9121-A3E5ED…)
No. 1271006
File: 1625360918805.jpeg (181.41 KB, 1014x676, 8FEAC889-0D87-4152-B4A8-5BE519…)
>>1271004Scamna is charging $20 more for OF subscribers kek
No. 1271009
File: 1625361078808.jpeg (367.41 KB, 1242x1219, C2A70DD5-5997-41DD-B3A8-402336…)
>>1271007Fupa when he realizes Shayna isn’t going to leave him tf alone
No. 1271018
File: 1625363040683.jpg (161.98 KB, 1080x959, Screenshot_20210703-204322_Twi…)
Obviously Jason R Womack
No. 1271039
File: 1625366075664.jpeg (131.82 KB, 1242x333, 908C3F67-603F-4EA7-A340-7CD527…)
kek no shaynus you’d be a cheeseburger, you fat fuck
No. 1271056
File: 1625367921188.png (482.77 KB, 1200x630, lardy-fattel.png)
>>1271039More like a tub of lard.
No. 1271064
File: 1625368570444.jpeg (570.17 KB, 1242x1084, A07150E6-AE72-48A1-BC45-C587F3…)
No. 1271070
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No. 1271271
File: 1625409067377.jpeg (Spoiler Image,112.41 KB, 748x935, 6F245F37-8DCC-4CD2-8AFE-BE5048…)
Big oof ……
No. 1271281
>>1271271is this NEW? what an absolute mess of an outfit kek
complete with trump hat, why even
No. 1271348
File: 1625419022157.png (4.86 MB, 828x1792, CC9B04D1-9EE8-4065-AEFC-12F7AD…)
No. 1271349
File: 1625419045941.png (5.7 MB, 828x1792, BAEA5A02-E1A5-4448-9C64-7E207B…)
Uggo.
No. 1271354
File: 1625419257943.jpeg (149.65 KB, 924x900, 0849A40B-8F1F-478A-A2DA-8CB393…)
>>1271348Kyle Nathan Perkins is definitely ….
No. 1271358
File: 1625419416899.jpeg (Spoiler Image,874.13 KB, 1242x1080, 7FAAF718-11C0-4FC2-84F6-EB5EAA…)
Shayna is too lazy to take new pics on the 4th kek
No. 1271379
File: 1625421418748.jpeg (600.12 KB, 1284x802, B1D3711B-ED53-4578-AB59-DEAF0E…)
>>1271348looks like him and shay both have the same habit of buying clothes that are too small.
No. 1271402
File: 1625424889835.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1902x3464, 03F51E48-F228-4094-900B-C6A639…)
She straightened the pile of turds that have been on her head for a week
No. 1271407
>>1271354KEK. Stop.
>>1271348His new love interest must be a genderspecial.
>that abomination of a gender symbol on the bathroom doorJust throw the whole planet away jfc.
No. 1271417
File: 1625426389948.jpeg (521.37 KB, 1242x1807, 91AFCB3D-9B0B-4A39-B25F-1BB728…)
Topkek I can’t wait
No. 1271419
File: 1625426872348.jpeg (788.89 KB, 1242x1683, E6B48DFE-F46D-4611-A683-BF7719…)
kek is this sarcasm
No. 1271424
File: 1625427246600.jpeg (300.34 KB, 797x1235, CD33A610-74C0-46E8-9794-85028D…)
>so my sex work can thrive
No. 1271465
File: 1625431348715.jpg (259.2 KB, 1079x1810, Herewegoagain.jpg)
>>1271417>>1271431She's gonna make another TikTok that nobody cares about where she looks ugly, bloated etc (insert your preferred) as usual with the same cornyass Material Girl song.
No. 1271475
File: 1625432649645.jpg (43.12 KB, 720x1032, Screenshot_20210704-170226_Tik…)
Jesus, our main man Womack follows so many people on tiktok, and it's like 90% women
No. 1271566
>>1271555I mean Shayna admitted it on her Twitter that she was hanging out with her ex, Kyle Nathan Perkins. It’s not
that relevant but it’s funny to see him acting fem because before he was larping as a ~edgy uwu masculine daddy dom~ back on tumblr. They’re hanging out all the time before Shatna “moves”. Fupa tinfoilers have always been right.
>>1271564The only milk I’d be interested in is if he posted the video he took exposing the “real” Fatty Lardel
>>1271056Next thread pic please
No. 1271628
>>1271608She posted here and it was confirmed via her Facebook, some anon cowtipped and spoke to her iirc. Though I believe she said something along the lines of that she didn't read here much and didn't intend to come back or something along those lines.
And no his kids never got taken away, people are referencing that she could refuse his visitation if she deems him an unfit parent for exposing their kids to kink shit or what-have-you around shatnus. I'm not going to go dig it up for you anons but it absolutely happened, so stop acting like you're some authority on it just because you didn't read it.
No. 1271645
File: 1625458764989.jpeg (Spoiler Image,255.14 KB, 1573x2048, FF344403-4558-4D3C-A378-C06FA3…)
sigh.. the toilet paper
No. 1271655
File: 1625459763847.png (6.94 MB, 1242x2208, 9910087C-1E07-4E02-9C50-37B999…)
>>1271653Kek you’re right, pathetic
No. 1271671
File: 1625462691309.gif (1.18 MB, 480x360, 8AE36525-C706-4BE8-812E-FF67DE…)
>>1271655Shayna has more manly hands than Fupaul, though that’s not saying much considering he has dainty little lady hands
No. 1271728
The ex wife read the threads:
>>691102Fupa lied and said Shayna was a graphic designer. The wife was pissed and didn't want the kids around her. Sage for old milk.
No. 1271741
>>1271728It's funny because I bet Shayna still feels that people think it's hot and interesting that she "prefers" older men. Meanwhile, normal people are like, "Wait, this young woman moved and has spent years chasing a 30+ baby daddy?"
It's not like he's funding her lifestyle or helping with anything. She pays all her bills, buys her clothes and everything else. To normal people she's wasted years of her life and now she's possibly moving on with NOTHING to show for it.
Shayna made Fupa think he's the prize, thats probably why he's acting like a sad boi insta-thot now.
No. 1271749
>>1271677>>1271728Lol I love how sure the thread noobs are of themselves (first anon)
>>1271655Jesus is that her hand? Fucking Shrek.
>>1271645It must be depressing seeing such a clear comparison of how much she’s gained from these fourth of july pics to now. And tomorrow her coomers just get back to jarring obese pics.
No. 1271778
>>1271643r.i.p. that dog the bounty hunter idea lol. she claimed to have gotten a bunch of stuff for it and then just dropped talking about it. like those dildos she bought or her ~month of bimbofication~ which resulted in her not even trying to put makeup on anymore.
if she somehow actually moves, she will be go from the usual ~decorating my workspace to make the best content for my customers~ to ~guys i miss my ex/every other excuse, send me monies~ which she uses to expand herself with food and booze since that's something she is good at.
No. 1271995
File: 1625512849410.jpg (925.1 KB, 1080x1838, Screenshot_20210705-142044_Twi…)
Keep packing on the pounds Shay
No. 1271998
File: 1625513077856.jpeg (Spoiler Image,698.5 KB, 3464x3464, 57F4AF0A-9E3B-4E38-B93A-C5C794…)
obese grimace looking ass bitch
No. 1272000
File: 1625513243469.png (4.03 MB, 1242x2208, 09C5EE12-1497-4D0C-8587-829CF7…)
She shaped like a troon
No. 1272001
>>1272000Wow, She really has given up.
This filter makes her face look so scary
No. 1272002
File: 1625513505516.jpeg (624.69 KB, 2672x2605, 871C0BB0-417C-43C1-808D-ABB685…)
>>1272001Shaytard looks like a toothless trailer park mom
No. 1272004
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1/2
No. 1272006
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2/2
What happened to not pushing kinks on people Shay?
No. 1272032
File: 1625515165514.jpg (66.63 KB, 720x1455, Screenshot_20210705-155515_Tik…)
>>1272030Samefag, dropped pic
No. 1272033
File: 1625515201769.jpg (715.22 KB, 1080x1644, Screenshot_20210705-145952_Twi…)
Sure Shay
No. 1272043
>>1271963Yes, we all get that, if you actually read the posts upthread you'll see this all stemmed from some anons sperging that it wasn't a thing or made up, which it wasn't. No one said she took him to court, but that she was willing and felt he was scared of her knowing about shat for that reason still exists. It's still absolutely within reason to think he wouldn't come here to spill milk on shay because it
could get back to his ex and cause issues.
There was literally a whole drawn out saga of these two dumbasses pretending they weren't together and saying things to try to throw anons off their relationshit. If fupa was just embarrassed of her around his friends he wouldn't have any need to do that or make her, lmao. Whether anyone here thinks it'll realistically happen or not, the fact remains that he still seems to be fearful of the possibility. Admin herself said in meta they're trying a new moderation approach where you can hide saged posts if you only want milk and no speculation/discussion, so anons talking down to others for doing so can unknot their panties.
No. 1272053
>>1272032jfc he looks even worse than i had imagined. and this is the face connected to his camming daughter and sad ex wife confessions. makes me want to vomit
shatna, THIS is the type of "dad" that you really attract
No. 1272081
>>1271924It's not a wild concept, but a lot of us are sick of the Fupa saga as it is and it's autistic when people continuously derail about him and his custody situation and his ex wife just because Shayna (whos thread this is) milk is dry. No one fucking cares about his retarded kids and ex. It's been stated hes a gross degenerate and probably shouldn't be around his daughter but really there's nothing more to say or do.
Fupa himself is only relevant because Shay won't get over him and keeps sneaking around with him and crying about him on twitter.
No. 1272085
>>1272002What the fuck is this filter? She looks like a particularly ugly baby. Or a grandma who edited out every wrinkle. Weird and gross.
>>1272041Kek anon
No. 1272106
>>1272032Hilarious find
nonnie. Not shocked at all that this is who Shanya attracts. Him being a trucker is probably why he has the time to humour all her dumb twitter posts, he has nothing better to do. And whats sad is even he seems to be getting tired of her shit. Kek.
>>1272103preach
No. 1272116
>>1271998If this was cropped just to her face, I wouldn’t even know it was her? She looks SO different here, wtf…
>>1272002I don’t know why I’m surprised when she looks worse and worse. Somehow I think she can’t look any more haggard and yet here we are.
No. 1272117
File: 1625522488076.gif (360.7 KB, 250x290, 4A460C91-0DA9-42D9-B682-DE23B3…)
Shaynus must constantly smell like shit since there are always fly sightings every time she fucks herself kek
No. 1272118
File: 1625522704646.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.27 MB, 952x1864, 292FD7D6-277F-40FB-999F-DE4E86…)
No. 1272120
File: 1625522769642.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.06 MB, 3299x2884, AD0E4CF4-C5FB-4A4E-9E91-63F702…)
she didn’t post the fireworks video on her onlyfans just the one where she fucks herself on the American flag….
No. 1272127
File: 1625522991917.png (8.98 MB, 1242x2208, AC29CFD7-DC30-496D-B09F-216214…)
What does this bitch have against whitening strips?
No. 1272145
>>1272139For someone who is always bitching and moaning about being “cancelled” by sex work e-whore Twitter, she sure does a lot of distasteful shit: the trump porn she did, calling someone baby hitler, shoving a rosary up her discharged filled snatch, telling radfems to take a dick in the ass, harassing a sex trafficking
victim, and masturbating on the American flag… doing that to flag of any country is disgusting and cringe.
No. 1272148
>>1272032AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I didn't expect it to be
this bad. He looks like ZZ Top's great grandfather. Full on 80+ years old lmao
No. 1272191
File: 1625537748576.jpg (697.19 KB, 1080x1859, Screenshot_20210705-211544_Twi…)
No. 1272255
File: 1625550051640.jpeg (238.34 KB, 1088x2208, B8BA7B31-B917-4516-A058-6E1E66…)
Shaynus posted this gross video on her onlyfans. You can see how fat her face is kek, the double chin.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ibgrvq472qgdcmx/Video%20Jul%2005%2C%206%2055%2047%20PM.mp4?dl=0 No. 1272256
File: 1625550143171.jpeg (Spoiler Image,752.89 KB, 2516x2934, 06FAC21B-B615-4EB5-8119-C4F92F…)
She’s really ugly even with the filter working overtime jfc
No. 1272264
File: 1625551485456.png (1.24 MB, 912x1658, Screen Shot 2021-07-05 at 23.0…)
>>1272255Lol. Her bellybutton is horizontal now.
Love how she flips around right after releasing her gunt to try & hide the worst of it.
No. 1272301
File: 1625563434170.jpeg (124.76 KB, 875x1155, EAE5FB32-8582-45BB-9811-83A050…)
The first few seconds she genuinely looks like a man. Basic Snapchat filters feminize faces on top of everything else so one could only imagine how ogre like she really presents in person.
Sex appeal is hard to fake; you either have it or you don’t. Shayna does not have it at all yet chose to be an online whore. The way she shakes her breasts, spreads her ass, and paws at her vagina is so…. off and it’s the only routine she does. The faces she pulls are odd. Biting your lip consciously isn’t sexy. The blank void stare is unnerving.
She clearly has no idea what she’s doing, is uncomfortable with sexuality, and is getting zero pleasure. It’s all so bizarre nonitas.
No. 1272302
File: 1625564190546.png (5.12 MB, 1242x2208, 5DF962AC-A5AD-4BBA-9816-00FC4A…)
She’s the missing link
No. 1272365
File: 1625580540430.jpeg (932.57 KB, 3072x3072, 37CEB044-FFC1-4479-A78E-3850BD…)
I wanted to make a collage with Shayna in the middle of all of her coomers but I literally couldn’t think of anyone other than these three who are still barely hanging around, so…. Tragic. She fits right in.
No. 1272379
>>1272365Wow such hot, rich, cool older men she's got!! Truly living the bimbo sugar baby dream there! They all just exude such daddy energy!!!
Jfc how depressing. Her lesser fans include toilet obesity dude, a surely ugly cringy sub guy, and that WhoKnows or whatever guy that pops up time to time. Oh and a couple troons and fellow nobody whores. Really built up an amazing fanbase over 5 years.
No. 1272402
File: 1625585435737.jpg (285.3 KB, 1079x831, Screenshot_20210706-103003_Twi…)
Just keep spending all your moving money Shay
No. 1272421
File: 1625587374254.jpeg (Spoiler Image,909.94 KB, 1284x1447, 6D5BA689-41A7-4A9F-9F53-0FD66E…)
sped girl touches her cunt
No. 1272484
File: 1625595781357.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.28 MB, 890x1872, A58C1390-D89F-4EAE-9038-1DBB91…)
Belly rolls and neck rolls for days
No. 1272486
File: 1625595850178.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.37 MB, 954x1857, E7F1F319-3567-4F7C-BA5F-81930C…)
nasty crusty feet just because you have a snap filter doesn’t mean they’re clean, shaynasty
No. 1272498
File: 1625596285399.jpeg (516.69 KB, 1242x1273, E381251D-2522-4B77-99EC-B519CB…)
she’s so fucking annoying, no one cares dipshit
No. 1272502
>>1272498sorry to samefag this wasn't yet posted when I was typing but yikes watch her get hooked on the pain killers and really turn into that heroin street hooker look 100%. I hope not but she's already completely addicted to booze and weed already. I do wonder also how she's going to avoid withdrawals from alc during this. I guess drink later? or just a bit before?
>>1272501I swear to god this old man needs to stop with this post lmao. It's 10x creepier now that I've seen his gross face
No. 1272518
File: 1625597790753.png (5.27 MB, 1242x2208, FD34CE48-A7EB-487A-A6E9-7BA0E9…)
Bitch finally wore makeup but still looks haggard
No. 1272543
>>1272533I am 100% expecting dry sockets. I don't think she can go long enough on just edibles granted it would be the best thing she could do for her asthma
>>1272521She is so bad at keeping a schedule I don't think anyone will notice. I'm sure she'll still post her gross morning nudes probably with her chipmunk face and try to make it sound cute. I mean ewhores get plastic surgery all the time and they're fine taking that little bit of time off!
No. 1272546
File: 1625602618726.jpeg (441.27 KB, 2048x1595, DA23FA32-DB73-4FFF-9D24-C22AD7…)
I have a job interview in a few hours….. plz wish me luck so I don’t have time to make bullshit like this anymore
No. 1272559
>>1272518oh look, its the new belt skirt!
>>1272484idk what it is but i am fully convinced her getting lash extensions just murdered her lashes and now she just doesn't have any? she got them filled/redone recently right? even in (somewhat) filterless candid they are just gone
No. 1272560
File: 1625603736306.jpg (288.1 KB, 1080x1385, Screenshot_20210706-153454_Twi…)
No. 1272579
File: 1625606742258.jpeg (92.54 KB, 676x1313, D2BFB1A2-6D68-40A4-99E3-964977…)
This face wasn’t cute when you were 110 pounds and especially not so now that you’re around 180 and your nose has spread even bigger
No. 1272580
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No. 1272604
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>>1272560kek did she get banned already? all other profiles open just fine for me
No. 1272618
>>1272495Probably because she has semi-frequent passing realizations about how her audience has been declining for years as she ages & gains. She knows that she needs to find a new market if she wants to stay in sex work now that she's a fat old mare in comparison to every other OF thot.
Too bad the foot market is already oversaturated with normal & attractive college girls who recognize that it's an easy & anonymous side-hustle to get them through their degree until they can get a real job that pays real money and has real value.
>>1272533This 100%. Shayna is a burnout. She's literally incapable of existing in her own life for a week without weed to numb her feelings when she starts to get one of those pesky moments of realization (which she calls 'anxiety').
No. 1272625
>>1272617>she really is obsessed with taking pics of herselfIt's funny to compare Shyanus' pictures to the things that normal girls her age post. It's only high schoolers that have their insta/whatever social media profiles composed of entirely selfies. Even high schoolers often realize how cringey that is. By the time you're 25, people grow out of their teenaged narcissism and only post photos when they actually DO something.
She's a perfect example of how living your life on the internet stunts your growth. She thinks she's totally normal when she's a decade behind her peers in all respects.
Can't wait for 30 kek.
No. 1272636
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This just proves that she does everything in one take
Isn't this the video for her "sugar daddy"? So he paid for a half assed video that's getting posted for free?
No. 1272641
File: 1625612324135.jpg (146.44 KB, 1080x623, Screenshot_20210706-175830_Twi…)
>>1272636So either
1. She read here and felt called out
Or
2. The person who bought the video bitched about it
No. 1272652
File: 1625613910374.jpg (132.47 KB, 1079x881, Screenshot_20210706-182521_Twi…)
No. 1272677
File: 1625616552965.jpeg (270.45 KB, 1242x1218, A25937AD-2F0C-46F4-9301-1D161F…)
Her description:
Naughty Slut Gets Plugged & Spanked!
I'm such a naughty girl! The slutty clothes I wear. The fact I'm never wearing panties. Naughty sluts like me need a reminder of their submission, so you have me put a plug in my ass because that's all the penetration that I deserve. Girls like me just need to be put in their place! I bend over with the pink jewel in my ass, pull my skirt up and tell you I think I deserve to be spanked. With your hand, with the paddle, with the crop, with whatever you think I deserve. As each swat lands on my plump cheeks, a little whimper is let out from my lips. Naughty sluts like me make too much noise, so you then instruct me to put in a heart shaped gag. It doesn't do much for the sound, but it does remind me of what a pathetic whore I am for you. The hits keep coming to my squishy butt, and as far as you can tell I love it, which is a problem. So I turn over and begin to spank my pussy for you, and that seems to be less enjoyable and more of a punishment. After a sufficient amount of pussy slaps, I start to masturbate with the buttplug. I don't deserve vaginal penetration but I will happily settle for anal! I keep fucking my ass, and put my vibrator to my clit. Before you know it, I'm loudly moaning through my gag as I climax. I put my vibrator down, take off my gag and focus on the plug still in my ass. I almost don't even want to take it out! I slowly pull it out, push it back in and begin to pull it out again. Once all the way out, I prop my leg up and show you the beautiful gape left behind! I love being your naughty little girl, and I love being shown my place beneath you!
No. 1272698
File: 1625619164844.jpg (39.57 KB, 500x392, tumblr_meqo2b1hEb1raff6yo1_500…)
>>1272000Lol why does she look like Dewey from Malcolm in the middle?
No. 1272710
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>>1272702this is the screenshot that comes up and just….wow. real attention to detail huh shayna?
No. 1272711
File: 1625622080514.jpeg (Spoiler Image,612.67 KB, 1284x699, 4C8B3FF2-E680-415A-8833-CF0A4F…)
>>1272702full on retard porn
No. 1272715
>>1272711Christ, I thought based on
>>1272606 that she may have finally realized that 'bush' & 'ungroomed' are not synonyms.
Nope. She's just blurring the shit out of her inner thigh pubes now to try & hide the fact that she's too lazy to do the most basic of grooming. Bitch, I thought this was your JOB.
Also lol at the greasy combover.
No. 1272720
File: 1625623031406.jpeg (19.15 KB, 279x276, EDC69012-314E-4F7D-883E-66941D…)
>>1272713“mmmm Fupa daddy did you say cheemsburgers?!”
No. 1272732
>>1272590Shes gonna get banned or at least her vids taken down anyway because she just can't help herself not to be a fucking attention seeking moron. She cant do full porn and smoking, but shes gonna get as close as she can and for what? To have some farmers and her same 3 scrotes follow her?
Tiktok is for trends, funny stuff, or cool things and Shay is far from any of that.
No. 1272740
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No. 1272743
File: 1625625757597.jpeg (25.28 KB, 290x174, 79565F39-C664-4969-97DA-805258…)
>>1272740It’s almost too easy
No. 1272748
File: 1625626094556.jpeg (521.72 KB, 1242x1211, A4079D37-76CF-44F1-92A1-77FDEC…)
>>1272742I wonder if she will tell him, she already told Jason R Womack because he made womackglass private on Instagram
No. 1272749
File: 1625626247938.jpeg (186.08 KB, 1094x1400, 350EF51F-ED60-4AAC-8EF3-3399BD…)
Shayna’s face placement reminds me of Rob Dedeck or whatever but without colored eyes, biggger ear lobes and nose and obviously less successful than him.
Sage for autism
No. 1272788
>>1272748I'm really quite amazed at the trash Shayna manages to collect. Not one of her scrotes is attractive or normal. Flies to shit, really
>>1272738I can hear her grunting as she rolls over and lifts up her leg. I have seen too much Shayna porn please lobotomize me
No. 1272791
File: 1625630339963.jpeg (641.45 KB, 1242x1698, 804DA45A-138C-4273-B0B2-D6F9C7…)
Why does she like to show off her retarded dog so much? Noodle isn’t even cute. She’s just a plain big dog. I would think a “bimbo” would have a cute Pomeranian or a chihuahua
No. 1272793
>>1272791because she's so boring the dog is the only thing interesting in her life
she thinks owning pets is a personality trait and "hey! everyone loves animals right! i'll get more attention that way!"
No. 1272795
File: 1625630655003.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.33 MB, 1242x1604, 53D0844F-7FB4-4FF3-8032-100DF0…)
No. 1272796
File: 1625630869046.jpeg (Spoiler Image,698.22 KB, 1019x1015, 90F78C51-17D7-4C72-98EC-6C15B0…)
Umm… is that shit leaking from her asshole or is it lube? Or am I imagining that?
No. 1272803
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>>1272742It’d be a shame if Mike Slack aka zapman_68 aka @usnretarded (appropriate name) were to face repercussions for sucking up to Shayna’s nasty ass.
No. 1272827
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>>1272807Old fuck AKA Mike Slack doesn’t how to post anything other than the monsters inc gif, anon. He definitely doesn’t know how to post on lolcow.
>>1272818Sexy, Shayna. Here are my favorite coom faces.
No. 1272830
>>1272818Wow 30 seconds of actual penetration and wand and she totally orgasmed! Then abruptly end the vid. The buttplug as a dildo is always awful.
Also I thought she said her pink wand died and she got that white one? Was she retarded and it wasn't actually, lying to scam a new one, or just bought it again?
No. 1272836
>>1272791Her pets are the only good thing about for her. Anyways stop sperging about Noodle, christ.
>>1272830Well she is a scammer so… take your pick kek
>>1272803Jesus Christ
No. 1272842
File: 1625638585091.jpg (1.45 MB, 3464x3464, PicsArt_07-07-02.12.19.jpg)
No. 1272845
File: 1625639341220.jpg (312.87 KB, 2000x2000, Untitled collage.jpg)
>>1272818please shay…I'm begging you…learn your angles
No. 1272848
>>1272842Kek so autistic yet so perfect kek bless you Anon
>>1272846You should be that Fupaul made me cackle more than once
>>1272546Good luck Anon. Hope you get the job, hope you’re not too busy and visit this thread during your breaks kek
No. 1272855
>>1272791>Noodle isn’t even cutetoo far
nonnie. noodle is very cute.
No. 1272868
>>1272850Fuck off, wet blanket. Nothing is happening in this thread
>>1272851Kek we are all better and more likable than Shayna even if that’s true for some of us
>>1272855Nonnie, Noodle is just a large retarded mutt she’s nothing special. She’s not ugly but she’s not a looker. She’s not one of those cute dogs you see at the park and have to do a double take
No. 1272870
>>1272868Then stfu & wait if nothing is happening you retard, that's the point. We don't need your 14th autistic post pontificating on why her dog is a 6/10.
>we are all better and more likable than Shaynaexcept you
No. 1272893
>>1272874this is why people hate the shayna thread and won’t let it go to /pt/
please consider shutting the fuck up
No. 1272934
File: 1625662919420.jpg (302.55 KB, 1080x1280, Screenshot_20210707-080151_Twi…)
No. 1272972
>>1272970Lol when you read it again, it is a weird personification of a dogs "attractiveness" and it is weird. That anon is not ok.
Yes, noodle is a very average dog, but some people like dogs regardless. Though I agree people need to curb their autism on her pets just because Shay is a bare minimum pet owner.
No. 1272975
>>1272934I'm sure it's been done before. She's not popular enough for anything she does to be "iconic" please.
But totally keep it because it's great advertising! It let's people know exactly what you're about the moment they click on your page: full busted holes out for FREE with little to no scrolling necessary and the added bonus of exposing any unsupecting minors to a massively explicit image immeadiatly too! since she likes to interact with kid content pages like the spongebob page, kawaii and sanrio twitters, barbie, etc.
No. 1272982
File: 1625671447974.jpeg (280.1 KB, 1125x662, 390FB89B-E6A0-4F93-BAA7-E592FF…)
What’s with the sudden descent in to madness in this thread? I know it’s always been a mess but literally no one cares about her dog or orbiters enough to read post after post of your opinions on them.
I get the irony of me posting about it and adding to the problem…
No. 1273010
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Shayna paid for another promo
She must be desperate for that “moving” money
No. 1273011
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No. 1273017
File: 1625676515998.jpeg (Spoiler Image,522.25 KB, 1242x1039, FFFE1F8B-BCB9-44A2-BFEC-DF0B05…)
She told her of subscribers that she loves them in her good morning dm. Probs to make Womack send more. Her hair looks so greasy
No. 1273083
>>1273051This. Like it's just her moving money she might have actually been saving. And shes been working on it for months. It's not an actual savings or big money that she got from working hard or having a good month. It's from begging and doing sales and people gave her money to go towards moving. And she said she needed like 5 or 6k so we know the amount shes talking about kek. But again, that 6k is gonna be wiped out immediately when she moves so like…
I guess any money that lasts longer than half a week in her account is an accomplishment for her though.
No. 1273089
File: 1625685373029.png (6.3 MB, 3464x3464, E002A143-BB4D-4354-8966-C494E6…)
>>1273084Shayna’s pictures smell like feet and hot dog water
No. 1273117
>>1272791You sound like an inbred moron.
Noodle is cute and hating someone's pet is retarded as fuck.
No. 1273131
File: 1625690638073.jpg (174.05 KB, 1080x1117, Screenshot_20210707-154346_Tum…)
Even though you beg for 99% of it
No. 1273147
>>1273131She doesn’t like to say it outright because she makes bread crumbs kek. She can’t even afford food or clothes she’s always begging for it on Twitter. She’s always begging for doordash gift cards it’s embarrassing
>>1273139Shayna is just really ugly and unfortunate looking. The beady rat eyes, the long autistic neck covered in moles, the wide nose, the ugly earlobes, and her toe thumbs.
No. 1273149
>>1273131It's pretty sad to compare Shayna's thriving income to the girls in the misc camgirls thread. Obviously they have their own reasons for being milky, but these random nobody thots are making 5 figures a month on Onlyfans alone. They're buying actual expensive cars & bimbo things that Shayna just daydreams & drunk tweets about. Meanwhile she's 5 years into this depressing lifestyle and she's barely scraping by with minimum wage, acting like she's a boss babe for being able to cover her light bill. Even now, when she says she has the most money she's ever had
>>1273011 I doubt it hits 5 figures.
If you're going to sell your dignity then I'd at least hope you're making good money from it.
No. 1273152
>>1273140You know the thread is completely out of milk and a piece of shit when the same fucking retards keep insulting a dog. Please go outside. You're one of many becoming a cow yourself.
>>1272989Really hoping she actually moves. I would not be surprised if she doesn't but damn does her saga need a revamp. I can't wait for her to actually struggle with the cost of living there and her parents maybe finally cutting her off.
No. 1273155
>>1273153Just because Anon thought noodle was ugly doesn’t make them a zoophile tf
Dogs are ugly in general just shut up dogfag
No. 1273157
File: 1625693693021.png (Spoiler Image,11.76 MB, 1242x2208, 47977314-37FE-4D39-A04C-800847…)
Shaynus finally showered
No. 1273160
File: 1625693925108.png (Spoiler Image,9.73 MB, 1242x2208, 55372699-4830-4204-969E-84DCC6…)
Bitch can’t afford the electricity bill
No. 1273162
File: 1625694193230.png (Spoiler Image,607.24 KB, 720x1216, Screenshot_20210708-004143~2.p…)
Shayna's porn got an award and 15 upvotes in the r/uglyporn subreddit.(no1curr)
No. 1273172
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>>1272800It doesn’t always. I am certified not autistic and I have never found it funny. It’s harmless but I only think of the old classic can I haz a cheezeburger website and that kind of boomer Facebook meme humor.
No. 1273186
File: 1625696586525.png (196.65 KB, 368x198, d.PNG)
>>1273162Something about this picture is so retarded and funny. It doesn't even look like it's supposed to be porn or sexy, it looks like someone asked a mentally delayed person to tell them where their foot is, and they go, "See here my foot"
It just reminds me of this
No. 1273208
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No. 1273212
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No. 1273219
File: 1625699855429.jpg (161.68 KB, 1079x779, Screenshot_20210707-181713_Twi…)
It'll either be:
1. Pedo
2. Incest
3. Pet play
No. 1273221
File: 1625699882767.jpg (97.31 KB, 676x1313, 20210707_181719.jpg)
No. 1273237
File: 1625703217491.jpg (160.54 KB, 1080x671, Screenshot_20210707-191337_Twi…)
Wow, much creativity Shay
No. 1273238
File: 1625703251180.jpg (86.79 KB, 500x667, tumblr_nx79a7MTRR1rmiw96o1_500…)
>>1273192Ironically, Shay's old photos were relatively high quality because she had a decent DSLR camera. Pretty sure she was actually trying to be a graphic designer or photographer at one point.
No. 1273239
>>1273207Can she stop being so cringe? It's insulting to actual retards to call her retarded at this point.
Shes not attractive or funny… at all.
No. 1273245
>>1273238She doesn't look half bad here. I mean she's not a beauty, she's still an average looking girl but the colors and aesthetic suit her better than cheap pastel polyester and sexualized toddler clothing.
She would make a lot more money promoting herself as a stoner white trash, awkward girl nextdoor. There are men who actually like that and she fits that theme and aesthetic much better than bimbo.
No. 1273261
>>1273212Chick really saw Bella Poarch get uber famous from making stupid faces on TikTok and thought she should try it out, huh?
Step 1: Be Attractive.
No. 1273273
File: 1625707220095.jpeg (Spoiler Image,731.27 KB, 1284x1030, 3A41B8FA-C4F2-4D15-872E-D7AAAF…)
I really cannot handle the special needs face
No. 1273274
File: 1625707276966.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.05 MB, 1284x1379, EE8D3606-3209-42FC-A8ED-09DEDB…)
>>1273273not understanding the sex appeal
No. 1273280
>>1273273She really is incapable of making a decent face.
Also that axe wound is fucking gnarly. The fact she's hiding predator's whole ass face with a stubble under all this ~*pink princess*~ aesthetic is throwing the whole vibe off. Fucking shave the thing goddamn
No. 1273287
File: 1625709197617.jpeg (52.04 KB, 630x904, stevie-janowski-picture.jpeg)
>>1273274Her fucking retarded smirks remind me of Stevie from East Bound and Down.
No. 1273302
File: 1625711833680.jpg (238.2 KB, 1080x1218, Screenshot_20210707-213705_Twi…)
Jason R Womack at it again
No. 1273311
File: 1625712376789.jpeg (670.51 KB, 828x1181, D23555B8-01D0-4420-91FB-F7322A…)
>>1273274Christ, this fugly bitch looks like Jonathan Yaniv and a rat combined
No. 1273313
File: 1625712482379.jpeg (87.72 KB, 1120x698, 36E14A7E-D335-4664-8208-DB5E08…)
The description:
My mom and your dad went out for their weekly date night, which means we get the house to ourselves! You come into my room to let me know our parents just left and I proceed to ask what you wanna do about dinner. As we've made our decision, I stop you as you leave the room letting you know I want to tell you something. I confess that I don't think your girlfriend is right for you, I think you deserve someone who makes you even happier! I didn't have anyone specific in mind, but you suggest that I can make you happy. Of course I want to see my step bro happy! So I ask what I can do, how I can help. Next thing I know, you're slapping your cock on my cheek. Confused, I ask "what are you doing step bro?", and you tell me this is how I'll make you happy. I pause and say "are you really gonna cheat on your girlfriend with your step sister?", then quizzically and happily sucking your dick. I take as much of you in my mouth as I can, drooling, going cross eyed, gagging, and asking how much you like it. Gasping for air, a smile appears on my face as I tell you I can think of something you might like even more. I confess that I'd been eavesdropping on you and your girlfriend the last time she was over. I heard you ask if she would do anal, and she said no! Just another reason you deserve better. But with that said, I turn over and present my asshole to you. I think it's time you cheat on your girlfriend with your stepsisters asshole, and you'll see how much better you deserve. I lift up my skirt, and you slowly enter my tight little butt. Moaning, smiling, I enjoy every inch of you, step brother. I roll onto my back, so you can look at my cute face while you fuck my ass. I pull my shirt up and my juicy tits fall out, and I can tell how much it excites you by the way your dick twitched in my butt. I grab my vibrator and tell you I want to cum together. The harder you fuck my ass, the harder you cheat on your girlfriend!!! I count down from 10, and as I reach 1, my eyes roll back in my head while I moan and push through the orgasm. I roll back onto all fours, while you get your last pumps into my ass and pull out, revealing a wide, beautiful gape. I laugh, then tell you to go break up with your girlfriend and order us a pizza!
,
No. 1273318
>>1273313>Rolls onto her back and grabs her vibrator wand Yup that's a Shay porn. Every single time.
Spends most of the video with fake voice doing cringy one take dialogue, heavy breathing to paw at her hairy muff, probably choke on 1 inch of dildo or brush her teeth with it. Drool on herself like a retard, wiggle her ass boils, then onto her back like a beached whale! Put the wand on her gash and fake orgasm in 30 seconds, say one last stupid line, then end vid.
No. 1273320
File: 1625713387957.jpeg (Spoiler Image,431.21 KB, 1242x1634, 083A6B62-3EE5-48FC-9F9F-50BF63…)
The wig kek
No. 1273322
File: 1625713569415.jpg (235.12 KB, 1080x1044, Screenshot_20210707-220556_Twi…)
>>1273316She always makes it obvious that she reads here
No. 1273326
File: 1625713682951.jpeg (Spoiler Image,742.12 KB, 1242x1170, AD003364-A9DD-4590-9CD0-5EDC0F…)
vom-inducing tooth-job
No. 1273372
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No. 1273378
>>1273372lmao at how her wig is coming off at the sides. The harsh hairline isn't doing her any favour when it comes to looking less like a tranny.
The way she bites her lip and looks pleased with her decimated asshole just gives off such sp.ed vibes. Like I can hear her voice in the bottom left pic saying "oopsie poopsie dada, i bwew out my asshowe again".
She's past even pretending to be a little & now she's just LARPing as Rosie O'donnell in Riding the Bus With My Sister.
No. 1273443
File: 1625746343999.jpg (Spoiler Image,32.02 KB, 500x384, unnamed.jpg)
>>1273157she looks like a fucking rotisserie chicken in this lighting
No. 1273483
File: 1625755515050.gif (2.38 MB, 478x362, 364B5380-B103-4158-9C26-7E6D66…)
>>1273477for some reason this moment is absolutely sending me. it’s like she tried to be sexy with the lip bite thing, failed twice, and then gave up and never reshot it.
No. 1273508
File: 1625760694577.jpeg (Spoiler Image,64.65 KB, 676x763, FCB853F3-1BD4-4CED-B81F-F69EB4…)
Diabetes Mattel
No. 1273509
File: 1625760737754.jpeg (Spoiler Image,67.13 KB, 676x778, 2A0BEB04-E41B-436C-93B7-651C4A…)
Irritated axe wound
No. 1273533
File: 1625763302543.jpg (1.03 MB, 768x768, okalldads.jpg)
>>1272842woke up sweaty and all I could think of is this, soz for the autism it had to be done
No. 1273570
File: 1625768627056.jpg (237.44 KB, 1080x959, Screenshot_20210708-132352_Twi…)
Get a diary Shay
No. 1273575
>>1273570When does she ever shoot content for later? Lol
She gonna just ride this out until she moves?
You can do content without your ugly face, Shay. In fact, it's preferable.
No. 1273597
File: 1625770600929.jpg (678.09 KB, 1080x1766, Screenshot_20210708-135653_Twi…)
No. 1273599
File: 1625770657525.jpg (218.86 KB, 1080x785, Screenshot_20210708-135722_Twi…)
Coming from the bitch who is always bragging about "muh tumblr followers"
No. 1273606
>>1273533Anon I love you
Next thread pic PLEASE
No. 1273615
File: 1625772485853.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.01 MB, 2733x2361, 056A6396-1860-4DC8-9219-CF5367…)
No. 1273616
File: 1625772531612.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.35 MB, 1213x1570, 4FFEE6BD-4A08-464B-A1A4-0DF6A7…)
No. 1273648
>>1273616Eugh the fucking thigh pubes & ass pubes again.
How can someone be a SEX WORKER, and for 5 years no less, without learning how to properly groom & clean up their own pubes? Even people who are into bush don't want to see the disgusting patchy mess growing way past the mound, crawling down her thighs. That is not part of the 'bush', Shayna.
No one is going to make their gross coomer comments about sitting on their face when it looks like they'd be flossing their teeth if you do.
No. 1273676
>>1273671Context, you autist, in shatnas case being shaven is part of her hygiene routine; the only reason she doesn't do it is because she doesn't have basic hygiene.
Literally no one gives a fuck if you have pubes and or are hygenic, this thread is about shatnus.
No. 1273731
File: 1625787860405.jpeg (602.06 KB, 1242x1694, 7674926B-F7A0-4040-A7F2-19654F…)
Imagine being in your mid 20s and you want to brag about smoking weed to a bunch of children and underaged teens
No. 1273732
File: 1625788020594.jpeg (892.69 KB, 1242x1418, 96AB7A51-7564-47BA-A087-71BB5A…)
Fucking fat-ass
No. 1273746
>>1273731Pretty funny how she has nothing to post anymore when you take away the "unpalatable" things like sex, alcohol & weed.
She can't even do those stupid tiktok dances because she's too fat to move fast enough kek.
>>1273732Ummm does she mean recovery from her wisdom teeth?? I hope those are edibles & not buds because you can't smoke after that.
Honestly though, I would bet like 24 moving boxes (so $50) that she will anyway.
>>1272533 totally called it, she's going to give herself dry sockets. She can't deal with life sober for even a short amount of time.
No. 1273751
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>>1273746Yeah it’s edibles
No. 1273753
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>business savvy
The sheer cope, kek. Anyone can sell nudes men will fuck a chicken sandwich I cannot….
No. 1273758
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>>1273753Samefag
I hate Shayna and her hot takes
No. 1273761
>>1273753And if you have none of those things but still try to sell your puss anyway, well… you end up on the sex work equivalent of EBT like Shayna here.
I also love how she just ignored the fact that this girl pretty much said "I get views bc I have a vagina, I'm actually not that hot".
No. 1273768
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How many times is she going to wear this ugly ass aliexpress-esque outfit????
No. 1273770
>>1273751Ok but 6 grams of oil means smoking
Either in the dab rig or vape.
No. 1273771
>>1273732Isn’t she selling all her content for $100 for her “moving sale?” We all know she’s not a sugar baby, but it is kind of hilarious how hard she’s trying to push that narrative
even as she’s advertising a sale for that exact amount. She clearly thinks everyone is as stupid as she is.
No. 1273798
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When shaynus moves, (if she ever does) Jason R Womack will most likely stop being her “Splenda Daddy”. So RIP macdaddyglass being the meme of Shayna threads. Jason and gray hair are her main sources of income which is bleak
No. 1273828
>>1273753I’m so sorry for ot but damn that tweet
>hella photogenic don’t choose sex work they choose vanilla work>basic bitches sell what themselves for any scrote at any price because they’re lazy and that’s all they feel like doing Quit telling on yourselves ladies
No. 1273871
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Blur tool working overtime to cover up Porky Lardel’s porksweat covered cellulite thighs
No. 1273872
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Such an ugly woman
No. 1273874
>>1273872You know what would be super bimbo of you Shay? Rhinoplasty.
Time to fix up that beak, ya squidward-nosed prediabetic fuck.
No. 1273890
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>>1273878Jesus Fucking Christ stop fucking yourself with a butt plug. No wonder she is as dry as the Sahara and fakes every orgasm; she has absolutely zero clue how to pleasure herself. This has all been said before but fuck is she a lost cause.
No. 1273896
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The only decent thing about this video is that she doesn’t have the bologna wig on. But she still looks like garbage. That greasy headband looks stupid on her fatass head
No. 1273897
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my sides kek what the fuck is this
No. 1273900
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>POV: you are trying to avoid eye contact with the retarded girl at the bar you see day drinking, because she won’t stop giving you “sexy eyes” after you brought her a free drink out of pity
No. 1273901
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Even with eyeliner and lashes she looks as equally retarded as the thread pic, just 1% better
No. 1273902
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No. 1273918
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>>1273900Shay, I know you have no lips, but please try to learn how to make a sexy face. You don't suck your entire lip into your mouth like a literal child.
>mfw she takes that as a compliment No. 1273982
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No. 1273986
>>1273985No anon she NEEDS that extra large extra sweet Mobilitea
Which is great for her teeth and ever expanding gut.
No. 1273989
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No. 1274000
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No. 1274025
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She’s such a ~uwu quirky gamer girl~
I hate her fake positivity tweets and messages more than I hate that bologna wig
No. 1274029
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The ugliest angle Shatna has ever filmed from
No. 1274031
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This big fat bitch called herself “little girl” I cannot
No. 1274052
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>>1273950Holy fucking shit anon I am cackling like a hyena, can't unsee
No. 1274111
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She is shaped like an uncooked chicken breast
No. 1274114
>>1274109Nooo, did Kyle Nathan Perkins really do that? You mean the one from Tulsa, Oklahoma right? Crazy to think that he was publicly physically abusing a woman for years under the guise of "kink", even going so far as to slap her on camera in a Walmart.
Darn, he seemed like such a working professional with that lanyard of his.
No. 1274118
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>>1274111Reminds me of this thumbnail that keeps appearing on youtube.
No. 1274131
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>>1274044>How did fupa have legit sex with the most unappealing, unsexy woman in sex workHow could this loser, Kyle Nathan Perkins of Tulsa Oklahoma (to be clear) stick his dick in an unsuccessful ugly wannabe sex worker half his age while he was in his mid-thirties? One of life’s tru mysteries
No. 1274156
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No. 1274158
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I hate how she laughs like a retard in every video she does. It’s not cute
No. 1274185
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>>1274174How could you miss this, anon?
No. 1274208
>>1274158Dude, same. She thinks every damn thing she says is hilarious and deserving a horking doofy laugh. She does ALL the time. Probably just another one of her numerous insecurity tics like pulling on her tit and spastically looking away from the camera.
>>1274185Wait. Is this a meme or for real cause I can't with this dude lmaooo I don't even know what's real anymore and I don't have the stomach to frequent her twitter.
No. 1274210
>>1274044Fupa is the most unappealing, unsexy fem sad boy baby daddy. TFor some reason, Fupaul has a ego and think he's a bad bitch. Shayna
could attempt to fix her life by going offline and rejoining society. Fupaul is a baby daddy of ambiguous sexuality who looks like shit. He doesn't have a big dick or money.
No. 1274228
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I thought they didn’t let people keep teeth because it’s medical waste but whatever. Spoiler for nasty bloody teeth.
No. 1274259
>>1274228That’s so nasty, no one wants to see your rotting teeth, fat bitch
>>1274252Kek add a headband and we’re golden
No. 1274262
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No. 1274272
>>1274228Depends on the dentist. I had one pulled out whole and the dentist gave it to me(I was a teenager thought it was cool). The others were cut into 1/4ths by another dentist. Different dentists do different things.
>>1274262Maybe she will loose a few lbs being able to only eat mashed foods and liquids.
No. 1274287
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I humbly ask any art anon to do something with this. it feels like gold.
No. 1274298
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1/2
Typical Jason R Womack
No. 1274299
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2/2
No. 1274311
>>1274262the fact he’s recommending generic equate brand made me lose it, not sure if that’s better or worse than recommending old people protein shakes like ensure
only the best for shayna!!!!
No. 1274317
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>When Fupa isn’t giving you attention so you have to sexualize your dentist trip
No. 1274318
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She is still seeing Fupa kek
No. 1274319
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No. 1274325
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>>1274318Constantly saying that you still love your ex while also saying that you "just didn't work out" is telling on yourself that he dumped your ass & doesn't want you back.
No. 1274326
>>1274264Mike Slack*
Does anyone know where he lives anyway?
No. 1274332
>>1274319>>1274318It's still weird to me she keeps referring to him as "my ex" when they're clearly on good terms. Why doesnt she just say "my friend" or give him a nickname. Usually people only refer to a person as "my ex" when they dont talk or are on bad terms. I know she doesnt want to use his name, but still.
Also if it was anyone else, I wouldnt think much of it. Friends record friends after dentists and being stupid. But with him doing it, it feels gross. Like hes either making fun of her and will possibly show his friends and laugh with them later. Or it's a degrading thing and he gets off on that shit. Icky.
No. 1274335
>>1274319Anyone else think it’s super weird he was filming her coming out of a drugged haze and crying ? Assuming this even happened.
I would be so pissed off if anyone, especially who claimed to care about me, did this.
No. 1274336
>>1274318"he brought me to my apartment at 6am"
soooo she spent the night at his place? or am i reading it wrong?
No. 1274338
>>1274337yeah kinda figured that.
just wild that she's trying to act like they're "just hanging out" or whatever when it's obvious they're still fucking and she still has feelings for him lol.
can't wait to see her excuse for not moving