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No. 216378

Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.

Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.

2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.

Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.

Previous Thread (#15: >>>/w/203591)
#1: >>>/w/24583
#2: >>>/w/54057
#3: >>>/w/67368
#4: >>>/w/84714
#5: >>>/w/132036
#6: >>>/w/140775
#7: >>>/w/119140
#8: >>>/w/146474
#9: >>>/w/155617
#10: >>>/w/161851
#11: >>>/w/169213
#12: >>>/w/175556
#13: >>>/w/181700
#14: >>>/w/195013

Vintage Milk:
>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school
>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence
>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props
>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide
>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)
>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships
>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.
>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.
>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying
>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.
>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.
>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT)

Condensed Milk from the 10’s:
>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit
>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies
>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/
>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well
>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it
>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s
>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day
>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness
>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something
>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her
>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post
>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops
>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing
>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers
>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji
>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY
>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care
>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart
>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori
>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past
>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment

Last Milk Delivery:
>Scott comes by to drop some bombs and clear up bits of past tales which prompts Kevin to go back to Vangelina's video and shit up the comments in defense of Lori >>>/w/203665
>Lori, according to Kev, is treated like a Zoo animal because no one respects her brand and she gets so much hate :( >>>/w/203673
>The 'I AM LORI'S FIANCE THIS IS DEFAMATION' shit starts again >>>/w/203707
>Somehow the Dave Chappelle scandal has to do with Lori and how she's treated because… of course it does, this is Lori we're talking about >>>/w/203795
>Lori admits she actually wants a physical confrontation with haters so Kevin can punch them, apparently. Don't think that q-tip can swing. >>>/w/203896
>Lori posts her lewds in the comments of a Darling Dress Up post and gets brutally fucking DRAGGED for being the hag she is >>>/w/204127
>Lori is seething about MooMoo's new photo studio and the fact she isn't cancelled for "harassing" a StRuGgLiNg HiSpAnIc WoMaN >>>/w/204277
>Again, wishing that Mariah will confront them so that Kevin can physically assault her. Cute! >>>/w/204279
>Kev seethes because he didn't get famous overnight >>>/w/204282
>Lori and Kevin take to Reddit to spam Lori's granny lewds on all the wrong subreddits, resulting in them being embarrassed by redditors of all things >>>/w/204905
>Lori tries to play the uwu lewd troll girl role but just looks more desperate than ever >>>/w/204957
>Kevin's "career" is being Lori's "assistant". KEK >>>/w/204974
>New Cerda family recipe dropped, this time it's dookie water! >>>/w/205019
>Kevin is NOT triggered by Reddit saying they don't care about abuela's asshole >>>/w/205116
>KEVIN IS NOT 5'9" >>>/w/205242
>Kevin is going to be a star, damn it…. >>>/w/205554
>Lori proves she's since dropped her toxic high school mean girl mentality >>>/w/206355
>Lori fucks up a dropship Gantz cosplay somehow? >>>/w/207351
>More Kev Kope for Lori's bday to drum up business among his young skater friends >>>/w/208006
>Kev unironically said ACAB, I think he got kicked from the skate park for it being past curfew! >>>/w/208155
>This just in; if you don't bankroll Lori and suck Kev's chode constantly, you don't have the right to reminisce or share photos of memories with him in them. >>>/w/208174
>Kevin also hates the fact girls can just do anything and magically be more popular than any man >>>/w/208501
>There's just no space for men in sports and cosplay anymore you know >>>/w/208542
>The since-deleted obligatory Lori birthday cope >>>/w/208627
>While Kevin has been skating, Lori has been busy shaving off her entire jaw and chin! >>>/w/212458
>Apparently Lori trusts subscribers over her own fiance >>>/w/213202
>This triggers Kevin to start spamming Lori in subreddits to try and make up for whatever wrong she decided he's done >>>/w/213331
>Lori is really committed to acting like a retarded child thinking that it lends to her ~`whimsical perfect loli fae`~ vibes (KEK) >>>/w/213689
>Every single person in Kevin's life aside from Lori has ruined Kevin's life, apparently. >>>/w/213797
>Queue the wiping of all photos and positive posts of Lori cause Kev is BLOCKED!
>More stable behavior: Kevin got a free iced coffee and cried in public over it >>>/w/213847
>Kevvy fishes for compliments and proposes the idea of him streaming #sperg >>>/w/214181
>Like clockwork, Lori projects onto everyone to cope with her failures and low self esteem >>>/w/215348
>Lori pleads for us and others to stop trolling her, she's cute and we just have to deal with it uwu >>>/w/215637
>She can't decide if she's been asexual or hypersexual, guess it depends on how much money Kev forks over at the beginning of the month! >>>/w/215782
>Block game still going strong >>>/w/215965
>In an attempt to capitalize on FanimeCon sharing LoL cosplayers (and to avoid Lori stabbing him with her Kiss brand talons,) Kevin shares his years old LoL cosplays and skirts around the REAL reasons he fell off >>>/w/216194

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YouTube videos:
>VangelinaSkov's videos
>Buffering Cat's breakdown
>Lori's racism

>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur
>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/
>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd
>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/
>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/
>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5
>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev
>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo
>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi
>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou
>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl
>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd
>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le

Archived Milk:
>pockybox investigations
>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863
>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou
>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous nature
>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm
>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confession
>cringe engagement video posted by Kevin
>cringe ED article
>the sailor moon movie

>Lori’s KF thread
>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulz

Dead Accounts:
https://usakou.tumblr.com/ (recently found)

What farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.
>Spicy / Forbidden Spice
This is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.
One of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.
>Sempai / Baka / Onichan
Lori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.
>BB / Loli / Gremlin
These are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.
This is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)
Lori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun
Lori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.
Anyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.
Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.
>Homie homie macaroni/potato
Psychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw
>Beep Beep Lettuce
Kevin's distress call
Nickname for Lori's weird Lego hand labia

No. 216380

Thanks for the new thread OP, I cackled out loud when I saw the thread pic!

No. 216548

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Some Lori charm: “Give me a living wage for existing. Also, I can’t possibly work for anything. I can’t even try”. Sure Lori, all wagies are miserable, and it’s better to just sponge off the dregs of society who only care about the illusion that they have access to your vag. If only all of us miserable careear-havers were as smart as you!

No. 216558

I can’t imagine how much she must hate herself to edit and contort herself to look like a completely different person in all of her pictures vs. reality. She’s like the white vagina-having Terry Hall.

No. 216570

This is my favorite threadpic since thread number 3, thanks for choosing it and the good start anon

No. 216596

So is she dropping the fake rich flex now? They can’t decide if they’re luxury living or woe is me poor.

No. 216617

If Lori was beautiful, she wouldn't need to beg for venmo cash on the internet with fake pics. It seems like these posts are directed to Kevin because he's the only person who inflates her ego and pays for things.

She needs 350 to buy an LV bracelet for herself and say she #madeit

No. 216649

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These absolute Hobbit tier street slappers. I thought anons were always exaggerating or being nitpicking retards with her feet but holy shit they really are the size of her calves, if not longer. She probably thinks the stripper heels make them look smaller and her skinnier but really they probably make her look like she has Bratz feet. I guess it's a blessing she has 9.5/10 W US shoe size and not a 5 or under, then she would be flashing her flat ass in literal children's shoes and lingerie to accentuate how uwu kid sized and sexy she is.

No. 216657

She's always been this way too. All her best photos of her as Serenity and Usagi are photoshopped to the moon and back. I'd assume the reason they aren't egregious like her very early pics and selfies now is because someone else was tasked with doing the photo editing grunt work. She's always had a sunken witch's face and skull, bumpy nose, paper thin lips and poor skin texture/discoloration due to cigarette smoking. She's been sleeping in this cognitive dissonance for well over two decades. At this point she is so broken she believes her Meitu edits are her real face and that the mirror's reflection and candids are made to look bad on purpose. I mean she can't even look in the mirror or at the camera when she takes photos. If filters or Photoshop were ever banned for influencers selling things/doing promo codes, she would probably quit and kill herself. Not even commiting a hyperbole when I say she has nothing left in her life but the illusion of beauty and the persona she's crafted. She's nothing but a hyper fake mannequin like those weird shooped sex dolls people use to advertise AliExpress lingerie.

No. 216701

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I guarantee that nobody has called Kevin this, lol.

No. 216709

I mean, he's got the trashy 'blonde' tweaker girlfriend. Maybe he's halfway there.

No. 216712


Im imagining it's more like someone driving by saw Kev crying into his free coffee and screamed HAHA GO BACK TO SEATTLE KURT

No. 216730

the funniest thing to me about the Kurt Cobain part is that every fucking skater I know who skates at the exact same park as Kev all idolize Kurt. Wonder if they all get together over there and chat about him and Nirvana kek

No. 216740

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>shamelessly admits she just "restarts" her life after being booted for being a parasite
Looks like running doesn't do anything huh

No. 216752

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In her older pics her feet don’t look exactly dainty, but they also don’t look freakish. Is she using the same slimming/stretch tool kev is in his mirror selfies, and it’s really affecting her feet more than anything? Jesus, I just don’t get how that’s an actual proportion. It’s horrific.

No. 216757

some phone cameras stretch the edges insanely, one of mine could easily do this to my feet and I'm uk 4, 5'7.
The older phone doesnt do it to that extent but add in her posing and it'd look bad too.

No. 216760

lol this reminds me of that stupid full house episode where michelle has a nightmare that her feet grow comically large. lori's feet are huge but i'm pretty sure she's using a stretching app here. this is so funny. looks like shaq feet in this image.

No. 216763

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Why did she post this one?

No. 216764

Holy shit this might be the worst face melt she’s ever posted. Nothing in that is her real face. She’s got to be on drugs.

No. 216765

Looks like a pig lmao

No. 216769

Omg the wonky left titty

No. 216771

Literally no life in those eyes - how does she look at herself anymore and not be depressed?

No. 216776

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>hey you homies

No. 216778

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Lori that's literally you, you shit talk Mariah and others all the time kek

No. 216784

She's gained so much weight she doesn't even have to poof her face anymore kek

No. 216787

what did we say that was true and pissed her off? kek
feet size or it being her fault Kev has no space?

No. 216803

Ugh. Such vile entitlement. Why should other people work so they can give these thots/ewhores money just for making duck faces and taking selfies in their cheap made in China shit and for doing absolutely nothing that contributes to society?

No. 216804

This isn't on her story anymore. She must have deleted. I wonder what that was about.

No. 216805

The juxtaposition to these posts are so laughable that it’s almost sad. “Pay me because I’m pretty” (to do nothing) how is that attitude working out for you guys? You’re obviously broke. Lori has never worked a full time job in her lifetime she doesn’t comprehend what working 30/40 hours a week is like. And even if they had money, it wouldn’t be for food. They don’t even have a bed or an actual couch. Let alone any house hold supplies that most households have commonly. They live like rats in garbage.

Does anyone have any idea how much they made of that ferret grift? Is the go fund me cashed out yet? They are both so disgusting.

No. 216806

$425 and it's still active as far as I can tell.


No. 216814

This is from her Facebook it's still up for me.

No. 216823

They posted this in so many ferret facebook groups to steal money from people after the ferrets were already dead. It's beyond reprehensible.

No. 216830

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Cope harder

No. 216831

Kelly Eden vibes here.

No. 216838

>I've always gravitated to posting content on the internet
As opposed to what, running up to strangers on the street and shoving your phone playing your latest skate videos in their face?

No. 216860

god he really comes off as special needs. i wonder if this is why his parents pay his bills, because they know he can't really live a normal adult life.

No. 216908

>I'm really lovable
Where are all these people that love Lori? She's so lovable but all she has is "haters" and she can only trust "simps". Not really the words of someone loved or well-liked. Sad she's trying to gaslight herself into thinking she's actually cared for by anyone. All she has is Kevin and he's likely to go full schizo and try to kill her if she leaves kek

No. 216945

bpd is not something to brag about

No. 216949

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This bitch is allergic to being sexy. Every time she tries she ends up flopping around on the floor, bouncing like a fish out of water saying some garbled nonsense in her fake uwu voice pitched up. Vom. Who in their right mind would want to have sex with that when there's other women who act normal and actually are seductive because, I don't know, they don't seize, whinny or screech like they think they're real life anime girls? Does she think she's doing the 2.5D moe waifu thing? Cause coomers who like that just jerk off to vtuber porn and 3D hentai renders. She's such a fumbling retard. Haphazardly half-assing her way through everything then crying wolf and conspiracy theories when she doesn't get the world on a silver platter in return.

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>thighs jiggle more than her butt
>'kehwah-ii oohseghi!!1!'
Girl, get off the ground and get a real job. You are never going to live this shit down.

No. 216952

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Has anyone ever mentioned to her how erratic she seems? Or does she just delete the comments ?

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Great editing

No. 216958

This is a 40 year-old woman.

No. 216959

I think she thinks she's being quirky or funny or something but it's so fucking weird

No. 216963

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Tough times at the Lewd/Hanft household. Kevin needs money by tomorrow and if you don't support him and buy his old shoes and Guapi pants then you are a terrible person.

No. 216965

This is some real middle school delusion right here. “The other girls don’t like me because I’m toooo popular and pretty, not because I’m responsible for my own shitty behavior at all. Jealous haturzzz”. She really has not matured a minute past a typical preteen.

I don’t think /most/ people here hate her. She’s just a clown to look in on every so often.

No. 216968

Those shoes look dirty af. Couldnt he at least clean these and present them better if he needs money that bad? Oh shit, it's the second, so rent must be due.

No. 216979

He ass managed to look flat and saggy at the same time. Even her dusty ass plushies are watching her antics in horror

No. 216984


Look at all that able-bodied flailing. What happened to Lori's "broken spine" that prevented her from getting a real job over the past 2 decades? Has Lori The Liar finally dropped that old bullshit claim from her excuse repertoire?

So much extra delusional whining, entitled begging, and false bravado from Lori and Kevin over the past few days. I wonder if it has anything to do with rent being due at the first of the month…

No. 217018

i wonder why lori isn't selling any of her ugly and cheap clothes ? also i wonder how much he thinks this is worth

No. 217054

He's the best thing to happen to his thread, his and Loony's cope posts are something but he gives away so much more than she does. Posts like >>216963 show how pathetic and desperate they are.

Holding out hope for another eviction arc, can't wait for Loony to be latergramming this apt just like the previous.

No. 217056

Prolly because there aren’t enough burly cross-dressers in Salt Lake City to buy up her size 12US stripper heels, and no one wants her used lingerie. Other than that, it’s just cheap grubby sweats and crocs.

No. 217059

You know what I think is funny is that Lori is so shoe obsessed but has zero shoes on her Amazon wishlist because I tinfoil that she is embarrassed by the huge size.

She has all sorts of plastic stripper costumes on her wishlist in a size xs that she can't fit into anymore, a simp bought her a hat once, I believe one of them bought her the pink gaming chair (because she had 3 on her wishlist but they all got removed after she got one) so it isn't outside the possibility that some poor sap might buy her shoes but I think she is ashamed of not having dainty little feet so she hasn't added any shoes to her Amazon wishlist.

No. 217060

The gaming chair seems to be something Kevin bought her. She's never had any simps drop more than a few pesos on her OF at a time other than people going there to leak it.

No. 217063

Yeah you're probably right. I was actually thinking that when posting. It probably was Kevin lol. Those things are like $300.

I just checked her OF page and it's sad as fuck. The last several posts only have between 1-3 likes. You have to go back to April to find a post with 7 likes. May has a couple posts with 5. Back when she started she could get maybe a dozen or so.

I feel like the only thing sadder than being a failed OnlyFans thot is continuing to be a failed OF thot for years by putting out the same crap content that no one wants. It feels similar to those women who get stuck in MLMs and fake how they are thriving when they are severely in debt.

No. 217067

Kevin is likely one of her OF followers to make it seem populated. Whenever someone here links the reddit, there's always one pitiful vote on their posts there, too.

No. 217084

It’s weird that these shoes are different sizes. It just further proves to me that he bought them secondhand or in an auction and thought he could fit into the size for the price he got them for. Hopefully he’ll get a better style.

No. 217220

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>YoU hAvE tO pAy To TaLk To Me~
totally not begging for money KEK

No. 217268

This is why the simps don’t like you, Lori. Especially since she has 0 audience, she needs to actually engage people if she wants anyone to pay her. Moids want to feel noticed, she’s not doing the dominatrix thing so she can’t expect them to want to be paypigs.

No. 217374

I'm still shocked to see how much she uses Facebook. It's like she's turning into the Qanon women who only use this as their main social media. Does she even have a reach on this?

No. 217380

Nah she’s just old. Facebook is where the elder millennials hang out

No. 217385

Something must have happened, she and Kevvy are begging nonstop.

Facebook is where people's grandparents go. Anyone can tell she's an old catfish grandma on Tiktok, she'd never get reach there.

No. 217397

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Nonnies, I think she's broken.

No. 217407

dude wtf…
lori's been asking this a lot lately.

No. 217411

I wonder how this comes off to people who aren't farmers, she doesn't even get trolled. She barely gets criticism and when she does they aren't even that mean about it.

No. 217412

That's what I was going to say. Nobody trolls her! Sometimes people ask her why she does that cheek puff face but she stopped doing that as much now that the weight gain filled out her face.

In fact, she barely gets comments at all anymore. She's lucky to break 30 on any new posts. I wonder if this "people r trolling meh!1" stuff is her fishing for people to ask her what's wrong, etc.

No. 217414

She just wants to be the next chrischan I guess.

No. 217415

Did she take multiple awful videos and pics on the day she wore contacts and is slowly posting them?

No. 217433

I think she’s trying to be “smart” and ask not to be trolled so that people actually troll her so she gets some kind of engagement on her shit content.

No. 217445

It's too bad Scott didn't stick around longer. I'd wanna ask if this is how she had sex. It'd explain a lot. Her partners being exhausted from her spastic motions while she contributed nothing but thinks she was amazing.

No. 217483

As one of the old “friends” I can say she thought it was a big flex to say she had sex all the time. She thought it made her cool and badass to say she was horny a lot.

No. 217484

I wanted to ask Scott if he remembers her shoe size lol.

No. 217490

It's a matter of time before she loses her instagram from all the thot shit she posts. I'm looking forward to that sperg meltdown since she's can't afford Moo's magical lawyers

No. 217504

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Not only did he block/delete/drive away all of his cosplay friends (didn't he say he deleted 800 fb friends at one point?) but he expected a huge influx of new followers after only spending a week or two on YouTube doing the skate thing. Kevin and Lori really are two sides of the same coin. They expect people to worship them just for existing.

No. 217523

Wow for the first time he's taking responsibility for something.

No. 217559

It’s not your (lack of consistent) content, it’s you. “Nothing works” you don’t work. Get a real job Kevin and stop expecting other people to support you. Lori has ruined any chance you had at being an influencer. And Kevin has ruined any chance lori had with his sperg posting and threatening random people. They are so pathetic.

No. 217560

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You have to actually make/wear cosplay to be considered one, he hasn’t made anything new (and complete) in many years. And he constantly shits on the cosplay community because they don’t kiss his ass. I thought he was a “cosplay martyr”? He can’t produce cosplay or attend a convention because he’s too paranoid/threatens people.

People don’t like you because you’re both shit stains on society. It doesn’t matter if you made the worlds most perfect cosplay, nobody would care. He just cries and throws tantrums constantly.

No. 217563

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I am praying to the dark gods of milk that Kevin drags Lori out to a con. It’ll never happen, since deep down she knows what she really looks like, but man, it would be fun.

No. 217565

Damn forgot how much of a chonker Kev used to be.

No. 217566

I can't believe this retard thinks he's a content creator or influencer because he's around Loony, who also thinks she is. Both of them out here looking like mouldy bread while acting like assholes to everyone. They're delusional, that's why nobody cares.

This should be the on next thread OP pic. For people who claim to be cosplayers they've never gone outside or to a con recently because they know they look like shit.

No. 217572

i know im retarded because im attracted to chubby kevvy(no1curr)

No. 217644

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Lori has cranked the “like a phoenix, I shall RISE from the ashes” coping up to 12 lately.

They must really be destitute. All the people I know that post cringy shit like this on FB are on drugs, lol. Yup, next week you’ll cut back on your vice and really pull it together!

No. 217673

She is so dramatic. Her "rebirth" is hooking another man while she's currently dating another one and jumping ship. What the fuck has she lost, all her Bed Bath and Body Works lotions and bucket bleach? She never had a life to begin with. She was always just mooching off others, hiding from her problems and running away when it all eventually caught up to her. She really has grandiose delusions if she thinks any of her bullshit constitutes as "rebirthing" or "starting over". Also prostituting yourself out for food and roof isn't "art". It's just being a whore for the bare necessities to live.

No. 217785

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Sage for no contribution but is anyone else watching Angelyne on Peacock? The overdone pink makeup, the polyester clothing, the platinum bangs to hide any forehead wrinkles, the obsession with “restarting” your life. Angelyne is eerily like a more successful Lori, and can afford the cosmetic surgery to boot.

No. 217792

Angelyne is also notorious for being bitchy irl so they have that in common as well kek

No. 217860

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She's tattling on her actual body shape lol

No. 217861

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The only look you have down is lot lizard single mom realness

No. 217889

I finally saw them out and about, yesterday! It is so fun to spot cows. I didn't get a good look at them and I didn't go out of my way to try to, bc I'm not crazy. I would not have noticed them if it were not for Kevin's iconic yellow paisley pants. I literally thought, "there's only one person who would wear those," and I look up and it was them! Kev's roots are pretty bad and his hair is pretty long. Lori wears those giant sunglasses that obscure her whole face, so who knows. She did look wide from where I was, but I wouldn't say fat. But in my view she'd have to start pushing like… 140 to be actually fat. I spotted them exactly at the only place I ever thought I would see them, too.

I will say I am disappointed she wasn't sporting a look or those giant fugly heels of hers. It was the pride parade yesterday here so anyone who enjoys serving looks, was. Don't you even like playing dress-up, Loonie? That's like your only thing! Kevin, good job. It's crazy but you met the assignment with your loud pants.

No. 217917

No pics anon?

No. 217919

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Kek thats hilarious anon! That spencer employee a few threads back also said she was wearing giant sunglasses it was probably these. Im not surprised she wasnt wearing her cheap dollskill outfits she probably cant fit into any of them despite probably habitualy ordering them in xs. And we all know she cant walk in her stripper heels. Was she wearing one of kevins cut up sweats?

No. 217948

the unshooped nose in the mirror kek

No. 217980

This might be an unpopular opinion here but everytime I see these pics I think if she ever was pretty, she isnt anymore. I'm zooming in on that mouth and it really ages her. Even though the smoothing, her mouth looks old and I can tell she smokes because those lips look shriveled.

No. 218021

Hilarious that she's wearing sunglasses indoors. She has to, considering in >>217860 she paints brown shit over all of her skin and reflection, even over her manhands bc she's busted.

It's like a 100yo turtle's mouth.

No. 218044

Lori was at a pride event? Is that what you’re saying?
I know she used to date a member of the Kou Klan that was female, but I assumed that was because of her hypersexuality and thinking it would get male attention.
I guess she went because she’s now “asexual” and Kevin is a he/they or whatever. They probably think they’re some “queer” couple like all of the other crazy straights.

No. 218136

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I think I found a pic from Utah anon's sighting, kek.

No. 218221

KEKKKKK that editing. She looks fat as fuck when she shaves off her jaw and leaves her cheeks. Also looks like she's busting seams. Tragic.

No. 218222

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Worst edits ever.

No. 218224

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Thin old lady lips are cracking me up, she's trying to hide her face so bad but you can still see her true features through everything

No. 218225

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No. 218235

if you're going to warp, maybe don't pose in front of a couch with a bunch of lines?

it's still so funny that she doesn't poof face anymore because her face got so fat. She just purses her lips now kek

No. 218251

Always with the white face, but dark neck. Lori likes touting she’s a Latino (when it’s convenient) and calls haters racist, but she tries so hard to hide her skin tone. Even the tan she edits on is fake. If she’s going to photoshop herself lighter and pile on the face paint, she should at least bring it down to the neck. It looks like she’s wearing a mask.

No. 218253

what is she holding in her left hand? a cigarette?

No. 218258

Looks like it to me? Either tobacco or CBD maybe, in those unbleached rolling papers?

Also, what’s the pattern on her socks? It’s so stretched I can’t tell. Wearing thigh highs to the apartment pool, Jesus.

No. 218266

Perhaps it is one last photo shoot at the apartment pool before Lori is inevitably kicked out? Kek
Why she’s going “all out”

No. 218268

HA she has entered the Margo Palermo era of editing

No. 218272

do you (or any other anon) know what exactly she claims to be? i saw something that mentioned she’s spanish hispanic, which would still qualify her as white european

No. 218275

I’m on mobile right now so I can’t dig too far back into threads, but I think it was Kevin that originally called her Spanish. Then when anons called him out on that, Kevin and Lori switched to Latina. It was around the time anons were cowtipping her sponsors on Instagram

No. 218289

She truly became Moo without the money for surgery. Her legs look like bowling pins with the edits.

Could be why she rushed to warp the image and isn't noticing how all the lines are disappearing into her fupa >>218225

Kek! Aren't they the same age?

No. 218316

Chilean, if I remember correctly.

These are among her worst edits ever. Still can’t decide what shape she wants her face to be.

No. 218351

Kek, that face looks like a sticker. Seriously worst editing ever.

Yup, dads Chilean and moms irish or some shit

No. 218358

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Yup. I remember her posting something about eating caramels on the beaches of Chile when she was a kid too, I think? Family vacations?

No. 218366

I guess Kevvy was just being stupid then calling her Spanish. I guess he confused the language for the race. Then again he was a Mormon in Utah, so he probably hasn’t seen much diversity.

No. 218398

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Lori girl if you’re gonna shoop it to hell and back at least watch the walls girl. Damn.

No. 218439

She's always identified as bi afaik.

No. 218451

i know shes outside and all but her pupils look so scary here? they're so pinned? i also have brown eyes so mine just never look like that i guess but is that really normal just in the sun pinning?

No. 218469

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Have green eyes not blue and can confirm I've taken pictures in the sun like that where my eyes look fucking creepy
Sure it shows the color more I guess but it doesn't look very good imo? I'm pretty sure blue eyes do it the most, Zooey Deschanel has eyes like that sometimes, but it doesn't look as weird on her as in Lori's pic since there's too much overall brightening going on

No. 218470

Samefag it's so funny to me seeing a pic of a pretty looking woman without weird editing next to Lori's pics in this thread, it really shows how bad the overexposed alien eyes snow look is

No. 218483

thank you so much anon i wasn't sure! also yes lori and her shoop does look even weirder next to a normal and beautiful woman like zooey.

No. 218501

>>218366 kek that's why his sperges are so funny, he doesn't know what he's saying most of the time

No. 218520

>>218451 Yea mine does this I'm very light sensitive with very light blue eyes so I look crazy lmao. Jealous of your brown eyes

No. 218558

Wow, is she over-lining her lips to the point of drawing on a new upper lip? Is that what I’m seeing here? I figured she was filling in her cupid’s bow, since her lip shape changed so dramatically for IG and it’s trendy in Asian makeup to do so… but I didn’t realize the extent of it till now.

No. 218563

She really looks her age here too, you can just see how old she is even as overexposed as the image is. It doesn't help she's doing the same suck in your cheeks to look less saggy every mom does when she realizes she's well past her prime.

No. 218565

It looks like it’s because of a face filter. However, when I’m dehydrated, I get a lighter “liner” color around my lips too (mine are not thin either).

No. 218613

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Nice warped mirror! So totally unedited. Nobody gives a flying fuck about elf girl summer except maybe the random Arab 12 year olds commenting "mmmm sexy favorite ,very nice body Love You princess". Was it worth it?

No. 218615

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You can tell these are old because she didn't shoop her face into a white dinner plate with hot pink granny lips.

No. 218630

>>218613 Damn those veiny old lady feet, why would she post this? She edits everything else but leaves skeleton feet?

No. 218631

It's the only part left of her that looks skinny kek

No. 218683

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It’s giving Asperger’s

No. 218688

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same energy

No. 218714

right looking at these photos I only see her ugly hooves

I thought these poses were identical until I noticed her left leg is more forward in one photo than the other. Lori can't afford to make any other poses besides arching her back and sucking in, lest everyone see how fat she is.

No. 218731

Another hoodie cut up by abuela. Pretty soon the waxy qtip won’t have any clothes left

No. 218770

Do we have proof this was another of Kevin's hoodies she cut up? Should we make some sort of collage of clothes she's stealing from him and hacking into useless garbage?

No. 218942

Why does she ruin clothing like this? There are plenty of cheap online brands that make crops this small - it’s super weird how much money she spends on clothing, only to hack it apart with common scissors.

No. 218944

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It's not his. She's had this raggedy Amazon hoodie for years. It comes with chest chains that hook in the back. If you look up chain super cropped hoodie you'll find it in a bunch of colors. It looks like she cut it cause it's sweatshop crap.

She really needs to understand she's acting like a retard. This is so uncomfortable and creepy. Ahegao is beyond dead, oral thrush isn't cute it just reinforces how musty and unkept she is under the filters. I'm assuming that the "full video" is a 30 second clip of her kicking her legs and seizing in 2x speed. Oh, can't forget her creepy baby voice she pretends is her natural timber. Beep beep mid life crisis! I hope she never snaps out of it so we have a legacy cow. She's going to be one of those whore grannies modeling dolls kill trying to cling to her 20s. Kek.

No. 218948

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Samefagging to show the hoodie.

No. 219033

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"Good genetics" is genuinely the funniest thing she's ever clung to. I wish she would bring back unironically claiming she's an IRL loli girl and looks 20 years old. Spoiler because her ass is out.

No. 219034

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These were taken when >>216949 was. She has to be on uppers or something. A 37-38 year old woman acting like this is really, really strange. The hyper behavior, weird stiff movements, the fact she's acting like a literal cartoon character is just… I don't even have the words. Makes me uncomfortable to watch. She's slipped into this demented persona that's so the opposite of who she is, we've seen it crack before. The severe mental illness of it all.

No. 219046

The bunny ears make her face super long like a horse.

No. 219144

I am starting to really believe my tinfoil that she believes spazzing is sexual in nature.

No. 219189

>good lighting
kek all her pics are blown the fuck out. It looks like shit but of course she likes it because it extremely hides her appearance. Unless you're Margaret Palermo or a hideous tranny, no one needs that much overexposure.

No. 219211

She forgot to mention the warping tool

No. 219215

This is some serious mental illness here. That part with the eyes looks straight up demented and evil.

Is it ever a thought for people that post this crazy kind of shit on the internet that no one is trolling them, but they posted the content and people have a right to an opinion about it?

No. 219216

I remember reading a post from Kev right when Lori moved in that said Lori was changing the lighting in their first apartment - it was too yellow for good pictures. It always stuck with me, because it illustrates the difference in them before Kev just gave up any personal drive. Lori only cares about the photos, the illusion, playing dress-up. Kevin, (back then) put a lot of effort into his costumes and posted tons of WIP pics and goofy con pics. He was about the process. That difference got obliterated because he has no spine. Sad thing to see. They live in an apartment with no lamps in sight, just ring lights and LED strips. No comfy furnature, just props. It’s all for the insta pics and all for Lori.

No. 219268

Yep. Nothing about their apartment is conducive to a comfortable living space. It looks like a fake set that porn is filmed in. Everything is for Lori's Instagram. Kevin's entire existence now is solely to promote her Instagram and post on Reddit for her. She's a black hole swallowing up everything else around her and spitting out lifeless plastic pink garbage and LED lights from Walmart.

The more I look back at photos of the apartment the sadder the situation is. No place to sleep in sight, only chairs are gaming chairs. No dining table, no chairs for the bar. The only seat is a decorative love seat. How can anyone live there? I don't believe they have a bedroom so how the hell do they sleep!? I know Lori is too lazy to put her crap away when she's done and fold out a futon. It doesn't make any sense. Tweakers live in more functional spaces. Lori is so batshit. I don't know how Kevin hasn't realized how much she's ruined his life. Not a defense but like at least if he was dating someone else or alone he would have a fucking usable couch and dinner table in his home.

No. 219276

Sounds bleak. Idk how anyone can willingly live like that. It’s got to be the reason why Kev spends so much time at the skate park (and maybe other places we don’t know of). Living with loony Lori must drive him insane. Lori once in a while makes gross soup and puts lettuce on a plate, but most of the time Kev probably sits on the floor eating cup ramen. Wouldn’t surprise me if he sleeps in a sleeping bag in the kitchen (they both seem to lazy for an inflatable mattress).

No. 219327

absolutely he copes by saying he does it to get fit and improve skating but i bet he picked it back up to have a reason to leave. before he would just sit on his ass playing games and likely fighting with lori. now he doesnt have to worry about being comfortable or taking up her space, he just fucks off from dawn to dusk skating with teenagers pretending his life is fine and the average 20's experience. if they do have a bedroom its probably literally full like a hoarder room. this new apartment is smaller so i really cant imagine they have room for anything more than her disgusting sunken bed and mountain of clothes. if they dont i think they do have an inflatable mattress its just always behind the camera so you cant see it when its up. either situation is pitiful considering how old they are. a real horror story

No. 219333

Can you imagine what maintenance must think walking in there? It must happen once in a while. Has Kevin's family ever been there? I know they have no friends. Not to mention it must just be uncomfortable. Just that hard looking blue love seat and 2 gaming chairs. Where do they eat, the dildo table on the floor?

A small apartment is one thing, but that place needs a big pull out sofa, wall mounted flat screen and 2 comfy bar stools. Would be nice if they headed off to the used appliance store and got a washer and dryer too. I get the feeling they dont wash their clothes.

Everything about the way they live is so off. They could even use affirm to buy those things since their not opposed to creating debt.

No. 219345

I remember an anon said they had a friend who was maintenance at the last apartment complex. They never gave details but hinted that it was worse in person and very uncomfortable to be in. I'd assume the handyman was skeeved out by her stuffed animals and toys when he was greeted with a thirty something nutjob dressed like a hooker. Even if he never met them he could probably piece together what kind of grown ass weirdos lived there.

No. 219438

i was just thinking about this. i actually can’t even recall if i’ve seen pictures of either of them sitting on that ugly loveseat. it looks like it would collapse with any weight on it. even the sad shag rugs look like cheap craft store faux fur fabric.

tinfoil but they might have a sad twin mattress on the floor behind her cheap phone tripod so that’s maybe why it never shows up - we hardly ever see that one wall in pics and if we do i she probably drags it out of the frame for the picture. that or what other anons have said about them sleeping on an air mattress in the kitchen. probably don’t even put it away they just tuck it into another corner of the room for pics lol

No. 219442

That blue couch was something she flexed hard when they moved into their first apartment. Kevin bought it for her and she bragged about how perfect it was.

I can’t imagine their studio apartment is clean at all. Even with the ferrets gone it’s got to be disgusting. We have photographic evidence from when she lived with Holly and Ginger (Michiru and Haruka Kou) of how she trashed the fuck out of her room at their house and lived like that as if it was normal. There has ALWAYS been an abundance of clutter and mess in the background of her photos going back to when she was “married” to Steven. Lori is a disgusting person and it’s spread from her core to manifest in the junk that spreads around her.

No. 219468

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Unpopular opinion, but I think they do have a bedroom. She’s posted a few bathroom selfies and there’s a shower behind her. Also the door to the balcony is a sliding door. That placement if the shower and door aren’t available in a studio, from the floor plans on their apartment website. But it does make sense in a one bedroom.

I wouldn’t bet money on it or anything - Maybe it is a studio. But I think they have a bedroom off the short hallway to the bathroom with loris clothes and Kevin’s cosplay piled around their sad concave bed. Her old bedroom was covered in piles of clothes and shoes, and that was when Kevin had his own room to store his things. Must be a musty hellhole.

No. 219473

I agree, I think they have a bedroom but it's probably like a closet with only room for a single bed. She never showed the ferret cage while they were still alive, so it must have been in there. I think it just looks bad on camera and has no room for ethot decoration so she doesn't show it.

No. 219496

Theres no bedroom. Theres an alcove where a washer dryer belong but they dont have one and she put the ferret cage in that space. Theres a closet and door to the bathroom there as well.

Sometimes her flipped pics also confuse the actual layout.

This was ripped to shreds a few threads back, its definitely a studio.

No. 219499

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How much should we bet Nonnies they sleep in the walk in closet?

No. 219501

Walk in closet lol. Sad Closet corner. Seems to add up though. I would have assumed shed use the balcony as a flex if she had one

No. 219508

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That still does not explain the sliding doors you see in some pics or the shower you see /behind/ Lori in >>219468. Also, that closet in the studio layout is not in her pics, and we’ve seen that wall - it’s the one her pink desk/vanity is against and there’s no closet there.
Anyways, it’s a retarded argument. They either have a sad, hoarder-style bedroom or a floor mattress.

No. 219514

There's never been sliding doors. They had sliding door closets in the last apartment. That is the glass door to the shower behind her and all units contain showers like that. The open door by the hallway is likely that closet we never see.

No. 219517

Could just be renovated and the doors on the plan might just look like door-doors to distinguish the difference between outside doors and inside doors.

No. 219522

Several anons showed the exact layout they live in and how all the pics match to it, there's no bedroom. They only have an inflatable bed that they keep shoving aside for pics. The only alcove in the room is their laundry, and Kevvy's dirty laundry was piled there in a pic.

No. 219552

The balcony has no view. Threads back, an anon posted that the balcony has a view of a dirt lot. Posting that would ruin her “luxurious lifestyle” facade Lori was trying to go for kek

No. 219659

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I looked back, and no. People posted the same floor plans, and had the same argument back on thread #12. Nothing was proven. The evidence in the pictures since then point to it being a 1br. Look at Kevs desk placement - there are no studio layouts that have an uninterrupted wall on that side. There are other details, like the closet door next to the entry door placement, and other things.

I think it's funnier that she's in a 1br. It's been less than a year since they moved here and Kev's pawning his "designer drip" because they're downing. A year ago, Lori was posting about how she was in the top XX% of OF creators, had 'money saved'#thriving, etc. Turns out, her subs were only ghosts from her past hate-watching, and they cancelled as soon as she proved how boring she is. The saved money wasn't even enough to cover ONE household emergency. She thought she was moving up in life, but it was just her being delusional. Every year she slips further. She got shit for her old bedroom being covered in mess, and its so much worse now, even she knows she cant post it. You can sometimes see the junk she has to climb over spilling into the hallway.

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(samefag, posting the desk wall)

A well-adjusted, competent couple in their 20s/30s could organize such a space for each to have room for their hobbies and comfort. But Lori and Kev are none of those things, so they're just waiting to get evicted while Kev cries about how he has no room for his cosplay, and Lori posts the same boring shots in the same boring room for the last 8 mo.

No. 219667

>>219666 Why does she have a ring light facing her back? Is there a purpose to this or is she just dumb?

No. 219670

this is where lori shows her age (besides the super-retro tattoos) she really doesn't understand how things work. back in the Kou days I'm guessing she had everyone shoot for her because she was the ~model~ (LJfags correct if I'm wrong) so I don't think she realizes how they work. like vidrel is how ringlights are being used/shilled with content creators, does she think she's above actual "bomb lighting" because of her genetics? because she clearly doesn't know how they should be used
I almost hate dropping a video to show stuff should because Lorena might fuck around and improve her content after lurking. and the video is one I randomly picked from ALL of the ones available. I could be a shit and posty kittymelons collabs with them but she selfposted enough in the older threads and on kiwifarms I don't think the shill is needed here either.

No. 219684

She's retarded. She lacks a basic understanding of how light and cameras work. She can't even put her clothes or costumes on correctly. Bitch is either handicapped or stoned out of her mind to cope.

No. 219813

by putting a ring light behind her and making her backlit, i think she intentionally wants bad quality on her face because it’s easier to edit and blur out things? i think she is past being able to look good with a ring light facing her

No. 219819

This is correct. She saw her real face and skin, even when the app is maxed out if the ring light faces her properly. So she puts the light behind her to make everything toaster quality.

No. 219823

If they have a 1br then why does Lori never take photos anywhere other than the living room floor? Unless their bedroom is just full of unpacked boxes from when they moved because they’re really just that lazy…

No. 219842

yeah i doubt they have the 1 bedroom considering she would’ve slapped led lights all over that room and used it as another set up for her low quality “spicy” selfies. though if they did have one i wouldn’t doubt it would be in absolute shambles and disarray overflowing with all of their cheap drop ship clothes and bits of half made cosplay paraphernalia

No. 219879

Your hilarious anon. There is clearly no bedroom. Its a studio.

>>219499 This is the layout. Get over it.

There is no bedroom, just some tard in here trying to confuse the thread. It's clear from her pictures they have no bedroom.

If they did their egos would never have let people think they only had one room to live in. She would have filmed in there as soon as anyone brought up how small their place is. Not to mention look at the cost. Who thinks they pay between 1700 and 2000 a month? The studio says its 1600 and I hardly believe they afford that so I buy that Kevin's parents pay for their "room".

No. 219881

If loony had a bedroom she would have posted it to flex the way she does her public swimming pool. Especially if it proved farmers wrong. There is no bedroom.

No. 219903

Lol, Nonnie, they can’t afford either apartment. The difference between the two floor plans is currently $99/mo.

No. 219907

I'm ntayrt, but we already know they can't afford it. Kevin's parents pay for that apartment and probably only agreed to pay for a studio because they hate Lori, or don't know that she lives there.

No. 219953

>they sleep and eat on the floor with the dildo table
>they use an inflatable bed that's getting moved to the side on every pic
>her pics of the whole apartment have no door other than exit and bathroom and shower
>they live in filth and beg for ramen

If there was a bedroom, Loony would have 1000% taken it over and used it for her own junk. There is no evidence to the contrary, so you need to prove there is a bedroom. Until Loony posts a pic of a bedroom she moved into, there is none.

Their storage is a cheap external storage that requires a drive to get to, Kevvy mentioned all his cosplay being there now. They live in filfth.

No. 219959

Exactly, for a ethot with a OF she doesn’t do any thing involving beds. Which is weird because I would think scrotes would see that as sexier and enticing, instead if her withering on the floors. Or even posing on the counters, or shower. Just anywhere else than the fucking floors. They have no separate bedroom and not sure if it’s been mentioned, but if the apartment only offers washer and dryer connections instead of the appliances, they probably use that nook to store the bed.

No. 219979

i dont understand why you are so invested in this argument. if she had a bed she would pose on it, if she had a room she would make the private room her shooting space and leave her mess where Kevin hangs out like she did in the last place. she would never willingly pose or hang out in a common area unless it was all she had. her shitty furniture and stuffed toys could easily fit in a small room with the bed. historically even if the house and room were not hers, where ever she would crash she would take the biggest room someone would allow her to be in. she literally invaded enders home and room and repeated that process with every partner or friend she lived with. not to mention her pics are mirrored and apartment conplexes often mirror layouts when they share a building so some look exactly like the floor plan while others are identical just rooms are on the other side likely due to plumbing or what have you. no need to cap for them, 1br would be an upgrade for them since it comes with ammenities but they traded a room for a pool and access to food downtown.

No. 219986

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Kek the ass shoop bending the floor grain. So her ass is even flatter and sadder irl. All old girl has going for her is her Meitu VIP subscription. Anyone else notice her switching up the "pay to talk to me" act? She's saying she's going to try to respond to all her comments now. I guess the findom LARP is over.

No. 219987

Looks like she got caught pooping. All of her poses are so poorly done.

No. 219988

OnlyFans update
>average likes still around 3-7
>only posting every couple days, hasn't been on in 3
Facebook shilling
>average of 40-50 likes after a day, views are around x15 that and shares are even lower average is 1-2 every few posts
>same coomers from IG are the only active commenters on her Facebook aside from "supportive homies".
Twitter update
>seemingly stopped buying followers
>reach is dying and she hasn't really bothered to improve it
>posts tame shots nobody cares about because twitter is full of complete nudity and uncensored porn vids
Instagram shilling
>Miccostumes ambassador at this point modeling for almost all their separate "lines" of cosplay
>same coomers over and over, not pulling new people
>like count is shit as usual
>reels get x20 the likes in views due to the fact nobody actually likes it they just stare in awe and horror
>still not doing s4s despite that probably being better for Lori than the other person
Reddit update
>upvote average is 2-8, 8 being stellar but most being at 1-2
>nobody likes her or cares
>receives more criticism and snark than anything positive
>Kevin is giving up or has left it in Lori's hands as the captions are boring and lazy
>hurting her rep with reddit coomers more than anything

You love to see it. She's steadily tanking on everything and you can tell she's mad about it. Anyone else think her outfits are getting worse? I never thought I'd say it but she's just not even trying to make OOTDs or mix and match like she uses to. She's just straight throwing shit on right out the bag. You can tell she doesn't even wash it from the creases. Most her outfits are already busting seams and you can see loose threads dangling. She looks even cheaper now somehow. Didn't think it was possible for her to get worse but, she's full of surprises!

No. 219989

She thinks PT level poses are sexy because she's never known what the hell being sexy or seductive entails. I think the best poses she has ever hit were just her standing in con hallways as a teen kek. With how much of her life she's spent on Instagram looking at other ewhores you would think maybe she would take notes from the successful ones but you know Lori thinks she's peak form and perfect

No. 220034

I’m not super invested, but I am surprised by the mental gymnastics here? Lori DID take the biggest room - the living room, in addition to most of the bedroom that may or may not exist? Mirroring is a thing, yes. That’s why I’m showing the wall the desks are on that has the mystery doors. That wall could be on the right or left, makes no difference. You can’t move the alcove or door to the other side - there’s a counter there. I can’t explain it better than that. I showed my proof. It is not the studio floor plan on the website. Maybe she lives in a secret floor plan that’s not advertised? A better argument for the studio would be maybe they reserve those studios for HUD tenants. Sure, maybe? But why does them possibly having a shitty small bedroom skeev you off so bad? She might sleep in a shithole bedroom or a shithole mattress. It’s still a shithole she can’t actually afford, and it doesn’t change Loris station of life in the least?

No. 220049

So Kevin just posts all his shit from the kitchen floor for fun? Whenever he does post anyway. I don't think anyone is mad at the 1-br assumption, it's just the fact that it makes absolutely no sense for these ego maniacs to have a bigger apt than it seems, without ever telling the world how big and swanky their lavish apt is.. Why would Kevin complain about no room to build cosplay shit if there was a whole other room.

I won't believe there's a bedroom until we see it

No. 220050

Lori was utterly obsessed with that tacky bed. She posted photos of herself in her room all the time. It’s very hard for me to believe that they have a separate bedroom if Lori isn’t posing on that stupid bed. She was obsessed with the way she’d decorated it when they lived in the other apartment. The only other explanation is that the bedroom is the “storage” area that Kevin talked about and he was lying about it being an actual storage unit. I can’t imagine they’d be able to afford one anyway. Maybe it’s crammed with all their shit.

Ultimately it doesn’t matter. It’s a cesspool of shit whether there’s a bedroom attached or not. Idk why it’s such a focal point except that nothing of interest is happening with them right now other than a possible eviction.

No. 220087

Some anons commented on the inflatable bed being sunken in the middle in the old apt pics. It wasn't holding its air anymore, so she probably didn't want to show it.

They can't even afford a mattress, kek. Why would they even have a bedroom?

The fact that she posed beside her closets in the past apt shows she has no closets either.

No. 220093

Lori was sleeping on an air mattress with her supposed "broken back?" Lol
This is an informative roundup, anon. Thanks for laying all the info out like that. I notice Kevin seems to be MIA. He must have a job he's ashamed of.

No. 220099

i agree, it doesn’t really change things.

not tryna keep this debate going but they live at enclave at redwood, not the hardware apts according to kev’s address

No. 220128

Iirc, that’s the old address. They moved directly after kev doxed himself. The new apartment was identified through the distinctive lampshades over the bar.

No. 220155

ah makes sense gotcha!

No. 220195

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>moo moo monday
I love that she hasn't dropped the cow shtick even though it's passed it's peak and it's played out. The egirls have moved on. Proves anons that say she does it to "troll" were right after all. Does she think feigning self awareness will make farmers back off? All she's really doing is calling attention to is and wasting time being petty when she should be preparing for the end of her lease and making more money. I wonder if doing this still at nearly 40 years old has ever paid off for her in her mind. To anyone with a working brain she's a walking bundle of red flags with arrested development and clear self esteem issues. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time thinking about it when I already know the answer is: she's fully delusional and an unmedicated BPD narc who's steeled in her dysfunction. Wonder if Kevin is still alive even.

No. 220210

It looks like she's doing her own socials lately, can't yell at Kevvy to do it when he's out doing manual labor or skating with teens.

Her weird boobs totally go in opposite directions, it's why she keeps using those shirts to fake having normal ones. Also she's getting huge, even with the thinning app and standing awkwardly, she can't hide that she has no thigh gap.

No. 220213

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This isn't gas for the fire, but where is this Is it the old apartment? as the paint and floor look the same it could kinda support the 1b apartment but who am i kidding?

No. 220224

These videos of Lori are weird to me only because her chipper cheery voice doesn't match her dead eyed soulless facial expressions.

No. 220237

Because that’s not her real voice. She’s raising it to be much higher pitched than it really is. Her voice in those videos is as fake as her meitu face.

No. 220244

Is this from reddit anon? Doesnt look like the old apt. If this is the bedroom, I dont know why she doesnt shoot any sets in here. The lack of clutter means more focus on her which could potentially lead to more subscribers. Plus her horror porn probably looks better in a bed instead of gamer chair or a dildo table.

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It's sad she's trying to fake herself for a nonexistent audience. She posted this on her egirl fb page to crickets. She usually has about 3-5 foreign men who reply to her sexy pics with Smurf memes about loving her or say stuff like "so sexy you body i kiss it" or whatever. But NOBODY buys that she's a little girl with a squeaky voice. It's just sad.

No. 220255

Weird. Her old bedroom was deffinately carpeted. When was this posted? I cant find it?

No. 220287

She's less fat in that pic and the talons she kept on for months appear new-ish. My guess is this picture was taken before the bedroom got hoarded out beyond control.

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I actually think this is newer than that! I had a closer look and you can see she's got quite a bit of regrowth from the nail bed, so I think this was towards the end before she got them off.
(Spoilered because nobody wants a closeup of her mosquito bite)>>220287

No. 220296

I think that pile of blankets on the floor behind her IS her bed…

No. 220317

You still didn't post where you found it. It could have been before everything was moved into the apartment how she wanted it. Show the social where you found it and the date it was posted

No. 220367

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Image from twitter. Pretty sure she has a 1 bedroom (because of the visible doorway) and I'm betting either packed full of their shit or is actually the room from >>220213 and barely set up. A pretty depressing life either way.

No. 220373

The first time I saw this, I didn't realize Kev was hiding in the corner. I’m snickering.

“Beep beep get out of my shot, shithead!”

No. 220377

Kek it looks she kicked Kevin out of the shot while he was in the middle of brushing his teeth. Ah thats giving him too much credit hes not that hygenic

No. 220397

could be a closet also. a lot of studios have a closet near the bathroom.

No. 220399

i think an anon mentioned that the price between a studio and 1 bed was $99? so it’s not too far of a stretch. either way there’s a reason why she’s not shooting in there as much, could be anything. either way it doesn’t change the fact that they have a said set up, it’s literally a near 30 and near 40 yr old in an apartment with a creepy amount of plushies for their age range and no actual viable furniture. everything’s cheap, plastic, and mass produced in china right down to their ugly clothes

No. 220456

It’s a one bedroom. The shower is next to the toilet in all of the studio floor plans, not across from the sink like hers is. She just doesn’t take any photos in there because she literally doesn’t have a bed, just a mattress on the floor, and the rest of the room is completely undecorated and just a storage space for her overflowing dropship wardrobe.

No. 220465


It's often repeated that Kevin's parents are paying for the 'studio' because they secretly hate Lori, and are passive aggressively punishing him for dating her. But that whole tinfoil was just a joke to begin with. We know nothing about them. Maybe they're stupid mormon hicks happy to pay whatever, as long as he's living in sin with a biological female. It's a damn shame that fucking MOMO was the best bet Kev had for tipping them off. Let's face it, their response directly after was pretty flippant. I think Kevin came by his retardation honestly.

No. 220466

it on here twitter form last month

No. 220467

it is here bed post is a month old from her twitter

No. 220468

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the picture was from her twiiter like i said not gas for the fire but the kinda supports the one bedroom theory.

No. 220481

Funny that there's a bunch of bedroom sperging and at that same time Loony posts a pic in a room but still no bed.

No. 220484

Looks like a mattress on the floor behind her in >>220468
Weird how empty the room is though. Especially when you consider how much trash and plushies they scatter and pile up in the living room.

No. 220485

The bed is behind her, that’s a mattress and a comforter. They just don’t have a bed frame so they’re sleeping on a mattress on a floor

No. 220531

>mattress on the floor


No. 220612

All I see is a mattress on the floor too. Bed frames don't cost that much and it can't feel good living like this. For less than some of her plastic crap, she could have a bed frame from Ikea and feel somewhat like an adult.

No. 220614

if you move around a lot, it's a lot to carry. but she lives in a middle state, doesn't she? I'd be surprised if she moves around a lot

No. 220616

You can get a cheap bedframe for free on craigslist or cheap af at Walmart. The old school modular metal ones that take up virtually no space when you have to move. Imagine defending people at their big age chosing to prioritize plushies and AliExpress tier costumes over something that basic.

No. 220699

Hey look, it’s the hideous pink dresser we haven’t seen since they moved in.

I hate to admit how much I am missing Kevins over-sharing posts right now. First, so we can all move past the Great Floor Mattress Location debate, and second to confirm he has or hasn’t moved out (and with or without Lori). Is Lori’s sudden reveal of the hidden bedroom because he finally moved his 15 sets of foam armor out? Did he take the bed frame with him? I know I’m going to be disappointed and he’ll show back up haunting the edges of her shots, but for now Kevin is free, skating into the sunset with a new haircut in my imagination.

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Shit, my hopes are already dashed. He posted a selfie to Facebook. I'd make a joke about how red his eyes are, but i guess it's hard to look refreshed when you sleep on a floor mattress.

No. 220711

dude…I thought he looked okay until I enlarged the image wtf. Kev is in his late 20s, isn't he? The stress from living with Lori (and probably drugs) has made him age terribly. Those eyebags and frown lines. His eyes always give away how he's really feeling. He looks tired and hopeless. Lori literally sucked the life out of him.

No. 220714

Just say no to drugs, kids. Holy shit, Kevin. It’s worse than I realized. I know he was a fucking moron before he met Lori but fuck, she’s ruined this pitiful excuse for a man.

No. 220715

Lori also literally made him gay and resentful of other women getting attention online, kek.

No. 220717

he looks like a balding redneck going through a midlife crisis

No. 220718

This is fucking rough holy shit. I'm surprised he even posted this. Is this a cry for help?

No. 220720

yeah really, are those eyes swollen from crying? maybe that's why they look so puffy.

No. 220722

"did he post this after crying in the shower" was legit my first thought but maybe he used a paycheck to buy some shitty weed from a kid at the skatepark he frequents

No. 220725

>influential on the collar of his fishnet top

No. 220729

Did he caption this with anything noteworthy anon? Something about guapi flex or tripping over some sick sk8t0r jumps? Demanding support for his banshee? I mean if ever there was a photo to represent “a picture is worth a thousand words” it’s this selfie by Kevin Hanft but love a good Captions with Kev session.

No. 220730

stop he looks like a middle aged karen lmao

No. 220740

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No, I wish.

No. 220746

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kinda crazy these are 5 years apart

No. 220749

That pic on the right is filtered though kek

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>If you think my voice is cute

No. 220758

OK but Kevin has the most beautiful lips I've ever seen.

No. 220760

given how much it echoes that has to go straight through the floors/walls. Can you imagine being their neighbors, not only hearing their screaming matches but her random 'quirky' lines.

No. 220766

Do yourself a favour and get out more, nonny. I'm worried about you.

No. 220772

she looks like a troon holy shit. to me the thumbnail looked like terry in white face, a bikini and elf ears for a sec

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It is 2022. She has a reasonably new phone. With this many filters and this much potato-quality smoothing, she still looks /this fucking bad/.

No. 220824

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I wonder if this is Kevin

No. 220830

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It is him. On 4/20/22 (same day he got booked), he posted ACAB on his Instagram >>208155
Reposted screenshot for viewing ease

No. 220833

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I had to look this up to be clear what the charge was. So was he stopping someone for calling for help?

No. 220834

I am more convinced than ever that these two are addicts.

No. 220842

All tinfoils
I could see someone at the skate park trying to call the police on him for doing something (and loudly announcing they were calling cops), and Kevin slapping or taking the phone away.
Or Lori and Kevin were publicly fighting, someone tried to call the police on them for disturbing the peace, Kevin noticed, and took the person’s phone.
Or even less likely (but I have known people that did this), Lori and Kev were fighting, Lori threatens to call the cops and begins doing so, and Kevin proceeds to interrupt the phone call, causing the police to come. I could see Lori being hateful and manipulative enough to do that.

No. 220859

Lori squawking he changed the wifi pw prolly lol

No. 220867

You think the last one is least likely? Maybe I have kev pegged all wrong, but I struggle to see him be aggressive to one of his ‘peers’ or a stranger. I can see Lori calling the cops on Kev as a power move if he broke something of hers, and him slapping the phone out of her hand. If they have the sounds of a struggle that interrupted the call on recording…well…
It’s hard to tell because they are both untrustworthy narrators, shut-ins, and extremely petty and retarded. Maybe he is more violent to others than I give him credit for. Druggies are dangerous, after all.

No. 220868

Likewise. I wish they were social, so we’d have a chance of finding out at some point.

No. 220869

Can you look up Lori’s arrest records? I know for a fact she must have one.

No. 220870

Anon, out of morbid curiosity, what made you look this up? Most people don’t just randomly look up if people have been arrested. Spill the tea

No. 220882

I can see someone initiating a fight with Kevin and him retaliating. That’s what I meant to say. Like someone seeing him hanging around kids at the skatepark, looking like a homeless druggie, and that person attempting to call cops on him. Although Kevin does look like he could snap. He’s been looking rougher and is definitely on drugs (along with the tard rage he probably already had prior to Lori).
I only say least likely because I don’t think Lori would want to risk getting in trouble with police. But I guess if she thinks she could manipulate the cops, then she would threaten Kevin with that.
Lori definitely has records. I think we might get a clearer picture of what happened if we saw hers.

No. 220892

You know shits bleak when the internet will pay for arrest records but not the spicy macaroni

No. 220893

she should just post her records on the spicy beep beep

No. 220894

Has he been picking his face?

No. 220899

Looking up arrests is free

No. 220916

Where? I can't find hers anywhere but I found Kevin easily.

No. 220927

which website did you use to find kevins? im just getting scammy ones where you have to pay.

No. 220967

He looks gayer by the day, I wonder if he's actually hoping a guy will hit him up online. I know some female cosplayers tried to intervene years ago, but maybe he really wants a knight in shining armor.

No. 220974

Considering how bloodshot those eyes are >>220740 I'm pretty sure its safe to say they're on drugs. The arrest happened on 4/20 too which means the police may have wanted to arrest him and the charges were all the could get him on. Its speculation of course but its plausible.

No. 220978

Thank you for this milk anon, these two always deliver! Sounds like they both got high for 4/20 and fought, and Lori manipulated the cops to book him.

Wonder what his parents think…

No. 220984

It makes me wonder if Kevin's sudden need to sell his dumb shoes and guapi pants on June 2nd was because he had to pay a fine, and it wasn't for rent like we thought.

I wonder what his parents think indeed.

No. 221041

cmon he probably got arrested because he and lori were fighting and someone tried to call the cops and kevin tried to prevent them from doing so.

No. 221074

Awww, birthday MELTDOWN confirmed. I'm picturing it now: she's losing her shit, he's trying to walk out the door so he can skateboard about it, she threatens to pack her trash bag of hooker boots and meat water soup recipes and bolt with his keys while he's gone,or starts banging her head against the wall threatening to call the cops and say he's abusing her if he dares leave. Neighbors phone a complaint, cops show up and she's all "uwu am smol, my mean bf who scares was keeping me hostage and there was nothing I could do beep beep"

No. 221083

>Then again he was a Mormon in Utah, so he probably hasn’t seen much diversity.
Random nitpick but I've found that Mormons tend to be more a little bit more aware of foreign cultures than the average American because tons of them go abroad for missions trips and learn a new language then. Speaking of Kevin and Mormonism, did he leave the church before his mission trip? Because Mormons have to do it pretty early (at like 19) nowadays

No. 221085

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from the other farms. a poster there posted this screenshot of when Scott was in the thread posting about how Lori messaged him during Kevin and Lori's relationship.

Scott posted this 2 months ago, which was April. could this be why Kevin freaked out and tried to grab Lori's phone?

No. 221097

As a eurofag, the idea of someone getting an arrest record for grabbing someone's phone is wild, I can see cops doing something like that during a protest or something (any excuse) but you know this was just another lover's tiff in the Lori ethot household, like can you imagine how much of a non-issue this would be as a cop
>hey this is the police
>enters room full of plushies and ringlights, Lori sits there in pink sweatpants and cropped shirt, pouting
>Yes, officer, the criminal is over there
>anorexic man with sad eyes lurks in the corner
>Yes, I did knock the phone out of her hand, officer, it was because her ex was posting on her lolcow thread
>You're under arrest, sir

Does this mean they actually took him to the station? I wonder what else goes on over there that this thread is missing out on, they should lean into the chaotic anime couple thing and run a tiktok or Youtube where they vaguepost each other and film their arguments. Then they might actually make some money off the internet for once.

No. 221099

as people mentioned above, it's because he grabbed her phone or knocked it out of her hand while she was dialing 911.

he probably chimped out and tried to grab it and she called 911 because she was scared or felt like it was the only way to deny him view of her message logs lol

No. 221139

> I wonder what else goes on over there that this thread is missing out on
Right? I’m sure there’s been plenty of police visits from apartment complainants, but didn’t result in an arrest. They probably do a bunch of shit that doesn’t get reported either.
Kevin was very sheltered before meeting Lori. It’s why she could manipulate him. Along with him being a little dumb. Even his friends attested to that on KF.
Yeah I think Kev skateboards all the time just to avoid Lori’s yelling. She’s probably yelling at him right now. I think he is slowly growing more and more tired of her.
I wonder if Kevin will make a lengthy essay addressing this new milk, or will ignore it. Not exactly great to point out “I got an arrest record for preventing someone from calling 911” when he’s gone crazy before and told people to come and kill him at cons.

No. 221234

Exactly, they must be fighting constantly for it to end with him getting booked. Lori truly fucked his life over, he's completely unemployable before but now he's got police records. Lord knows what police records exist for Lori, she jumps state so often for a reason.

No. 221268

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kek at his not guilty plea

No. 221271


Oh man this just confirms what I suspected. A mutual with Lori was posting around then about how something "super messed up" was happening with someone they know… I wonder if I could get them to spill

No. 221286

it happened at the apartments too. god i wish we could hear what their neighbors did i bet theyre constantly screaming and hitting each other. im amazed lori hasnt tried to grift using this situation yet.

No. 221288

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its the anachan sperg harassing lori kek

No. 221290

she always posts when she's triggered. wonder how much Kevin calls her fat

No. 221296

I like to think these are self trolling for sympathy but with some of the commenters that roll through here, it's hard to tell. They ignore the real issues like domestic violence charges or the fact that two grown adults are sleeping on a mattress on the god damned floor. Apparently illiterate 'UR FAT' comments on a picture of a weak chin are what really matter to Lori.

No. 221334

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Has anyone posted Kevin's word salad YouTube about section yet? I don't remember seeing this.

>questionable takes found can all be found

>I pretty much make enough on my own these days

Independently wealthy king over here.

No. 221350

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Got curious and found this on the other farms.

No. 221362

>>221350 What year did they get together? Can anyone explain what the case types mean?

No. 221367

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Looks like the majority were just traffic violations

No. 221370

Lord he must drive like a fucking asshole.

No. 221379

lord know whay her looks like tryed looking couldnt findem

No. 221382

Maybe he's driving while high or Lori keeps fighting with him while he drives.

Wouldn't be surprised if she hopes that he spends nights in jail so she hooks up with guys in his apt.

No. 221397

she posted the chin to insinuate whoever commented that is an incel i think?

No. 221435

I cant help but wonder if Kevin trying to stop Lori from calling 911 was fair and he wound up arrested for it? I mean its Lori,she will do anything to have her way. I wonder if she threatened to call during a fight or actually called and maybe it was unjustified and it got out of hand from there. Is Kevin crazy enough to just go nuts on her? Or did she have a tantrum that put him over his already busting edge? I can't figure out whose worse between these two, yet he still seems like maybe he could salvage his life if he walks away from her.

2017 I cant believe it's been that long. It's a record for Lori, if they are even still an actual couple.

No. 221436

It's a record for Lori because she's unable to get anyone else stupid enough to provide for her now. She's exhausted everyone in her circle for cash and lodgings, while nobody online or IRL would give her the time of day.

The fact that she goes back to exes and old friends for even food show how she's completely out of options in life. Can't wait for her to be dumped on the streets. She already looks and acts like a crackhead.

No. 221459

File: 1655698955170.webm (1.2 MB, 720x1280, f0toSh0p.webm)

She is doing herself no favours with her videos, let alone bringing up the obvious editing and making up r/thathappened tier stories

No. 221460

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No. 221473

Stupid expressions, fake hair, fake nails, fake eyes, huge props and cheap aliexpress things to cover her up her body and face, yet she still messed up.

Her nasal old woman voice is out there, she forgot to fake that. Plus the width of her torso was exposed, it isn't the thin uwu one she has in all her edited pics.

No. 221486

Kevin's breakdown when? Remember the fight they had when some Anon came out of the woods claiming she was trying to fuck him at some con? Gloriois milk soon, for sure.

No. 221487

>hot babes ask me out
>she was an absolute cutie
this didn't happen. lori barely leaves her apartment and when she does, she's wearing a hoodie and sunglasses. and i don't think any sane woman would think lori is attractive, she looks like a sped.

No. 221499

It's a huge cope post because nobody real validates her looks.

Anyone attractive enough to deal with this regularly wouldn't be like Lori, filtering their horseface and legovag for a fiver.

Did they give up on cons? Too ugly to show up, kek.

No. 221501

It is lol. That’s his middle name.

No. 221507

I’m sure cons are dead. Kevin probably wants to go, but Lori won’t go since she will be photographed and posted on line compared to those overly shopped photos she is done for public wise. She won’t let Kevin go by himself because he will easily pick up another girl who actually had things going for her. Lori ruined that boys life. No wonder he is staying with her if he had options he will be gone.

No. 221515

What does “602” mean for height? Thought he was 5’9

No. 221517

6'02". Their system probably just doesn't let them use special characters for whatever reason.

No. 221521

>is Kevin crazy enough to just go nuts on her?

Well I think it says something about Kevin that the police went through with arresting him instead of ticketing him only. You'll see in the various screen caps posted here and KF that it is a Domestic Violence related charge.

So they obviously got there and felt like Kevin still posed some kind of danger to Lori, at least in that moment.

Remember this is the guy that cut his own leg. I know lots of anons on this thread want to believe Lori is some manipulative mastermind, but she has no friends and no simps and can barely read and write. She just isn't smart enough to consciously manipulate Kevin into doing things

Her and Kevin are both sub-100 IQ brainlets, but Kevin has a history of violence, against himself and now against Lori.

No. 221523

they just go off of what is listed on his drivers license. It's not like they measure him before the arrest.

No. 221578

I said this in a previous thread but I worry Kevin may kill Lori one day if they continue at this rate. Their relationship is so tense and his emotions rubberband back and forth so quickly he is unstable as fuck.

No. 221596

I agree with you nona

No. 221602

Lori is more likely to just leave the state than she is getting killed by him. He's retarded, not malicious. Plus, Lori backed herself into this corner with him. She put herself in danger.

No. 221642

see, i would have agreed months ago, but it doesn't make sense anymore that she's still there. kevin had nothing to offer her. what's keeping her there?

No. 221672

She likely doesn't want to leave behind the state (she hasn't burnt all her bridges there yet likely plus she probably thinks she can hook another retarded Mormon like Kev but with more money) or she doesn't want to leave the "luxury" apartments in downtown. She was never staying due to liking or fearing Kevin, she's left him after arguments using his own car multiple times. If Kevin was going to snap and kill her I think he would have when she went back to Rikki in Washington. That was clearly her attempting to cheat on him. Also, Lori is extremely lazy beyond sloth levels so another factor of her not changing her life is that. Also I struggle to feel bad for her when she has a history of being insanely manipulative and verbally and mentally abusive to everyone she has ever known that doesn't give her what she wants. Like Depp and Heard, she may be a victim of his reactionary abuse but she was the one that repeatedly pushed and pushed until he snapped and she's been toying with him since 2017. The blocking game, public drags, etc. It would drive anyone nuts especially if they started out genuinely caring and wanting to protect the person they thought would never abuse them. If you hurt someone like that for years they will eventually be scared of you or angry that they are mistreated you can't be surprised when it comes back to you. I don't want to see her be beaten or killed, nor do I want the converse. That still doesn't change the fact she kinda has it coming after being a controlling, vindictive and violent partner.

My personal tinfoil on her not leaving: she believed the ethot thing would give her Belle Delphine amounts of money to buy her own place, car and plastic garbage. She would Kevin to the curb since he's useless at that point. Since that's not working I think she's just shocked and lost on what to do when she has to quit. She knows that moment is coming soon and she's scared of facing it. She's put all her chips and what little money they have into "business expenses" for her OF and now she has 0 savings, likely overdue Klarna payments and zero support outside Kevin.

No. 221676

>hasn't burnt all her bridges
Clarifying this, she has posted photos of one friend/coworker from Forever 21 and I'm pretty sure it was in UT. I am assuming she still has contact with her in some sense. She also is FB friends with some UT people but they could be simps or strangers. Basically just meant to say that connections outside of Kevin have existed and might still be open.

No. 221795

She doesn't have another guy lined up + she's comfortably lazy with Kev because his parents pick up the pieces when they can't afford their bills.

I think at this point Lori would be willing to settle with an overweight neckbeard just to get away from Kev but she doesn't even have that. I think she's trying to reel in a simp with her OF work but Lori is dumb and doesn't realize that doing the same shit over and over isn't working. She'd be better off getting a retail job at the mall or a sex shop like she used to work at. She could at least build a new social group at work and maybe mooch off those ppl until she can move into a room with one of them.

But Lori is lazy and is comfortable with her volatile life with Kevin because she eats tacos sometimes and can swim in a pool and pretend to be a successful Instagram model. She probably believes that whatever she has going on now is better than the alternative.

No. 221821

I am pretty sure I know who you are talking about, and they definitely won’t spill. I agree with your theory, though.

No. 221865

>I think she's trying to reel in a simp with her OF work

It's been years of her trying this and begging people to DM her and nobody wants to, kek.

Considering the other dates Kevvy was booked, were those also the times when Kevvy and Lori went apeshit with the GFMs?

No. 221905

I hope Lori runs away to LA and posts up at the dolls kill headquarters like the Troll in Central Park

No. 221920

Nah she definitely wants to leave the state. There was a post a while back where someone on her insta asked if she was in Salt Lake and she replied shes only “passing through”

No. 221930

that was well over a year ago iirc

No. 221934

looks like a retarded cracked out prompto

No. 222036

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Does she see herself in these poems? What does Lori do except serve herself at any cost to anyone else? Also I need to see her charges kek I know she has some

No. 222080

In the years I've followed this thread, I get the idea she wouldn't lift a finger to help a living soul unless she thought money or prestige would come of it. She might make an effort to hurt or mock someone but the only world she cares about saving is her own. I get the idea she relates to any meme that wallows in self pity as that let's her publicly post about the one person that truly matters to her - herself.

No. 222090

I don’t think Lori is uncomfortable in her life right now. She’s leached off others for decades, so that’s nothing new. It probably feels more stable than what she’s had in the past. Having access to an apartment pool and a single semiprecious ring to flash are the very heights of luxury for her. She selected Kevin for a partner back when she still thought she’d need an accessory boyfriend to cosplay with/ prop-making slave. She no longer really needs that; she’s not going to show her face at cons. Not sure if her narcissism would let her date a homely web of means though. In any case, a nice neckbeard that would dote on her is not looking for her on onlyfans, kek.

No. 222138

Wonder if she's even on dating apps in UT using her shoops in hopes of finding scrotes. Or is the algorithm instantly going to know she's retardedly shooped and will never serve her pics up to anyone of value?

No. 222194

File: 1655858294240.jpg (89.02 KB, 720x919, IMG_20220621_173450_213.jpg)

She's trying to hide her weight gain behind this skirt/coverup thing now. The caption on this says something about how it's a Dolls Kill moo bikini from last year. We can tell it's from last year because it's two sizes too small on Lori now.

No. 222197

She really grabs the most random shit and just puts them on without thinking. She's trying to be some sort of cow priestess/vocaloid thing or something? She must be high 24/7 to put that on and think it's either a good look or makes sense.

No. 222198

>sexy shrine maiden
>strawberry milk
>no pink
okay then, she's probably out of money. maybe she shouldn't spend $8 on a can of imported milk off amazom

No. 222200

Other than the trailerpark bangs does she have any hair left? The plastic rat tail extensions are falling apart.

She's literally bald and toothless, must have fallen on harder times than ever with Kevvy's constant fines.

I wonder what charges she has, too. She literally kills pets on the regular.

No. 222203

killing animals won't get her any charges in that backwater state she lives.

No. 222205

kek at the subtle cloud overlay in an attempt to hide the warped parts

No. 222249

But nony, see the two pink squids? It ties everything together.

Can we take a moment of silence for the circulation of blood for her legs? Those stalkings are worse than a tourniquet. I thought nylon had alot of give to it?

No. 222258

File: 1655899491981.jpeg (Spoiler Image,160.3 KB, 750x821, 30741ED9-FD26-49BB-B850-8B5549…)

Speaking of her legs, whaaaats going on with her leg here? It’s fused with her foot?

No. 222288

Abuela's been erasing the skin and folds on her body for years now. She needs glasses or is probably high because she's erasing everything.

No. 222308

She’s desperate to look like a 2D anime character, so she erases every shadow and fold there is on her body. If pornsick moids want 2D though they’ll just watch hentai, not a 40-year-old shooping herself to uncanny valley.

No. 222319

Shows she doesn't understand men and their sexual predilections. She's been told directly to her face by anime coomers that they don't want to see 3D women, they think they are ugly and flawed. Shit, she doesn't even try to keep up with hentai and cosplay trends that could potentially make them care more. At this point she should just fess up to it all being an ego inflating cope and not a "career".

No. 222333

it's not as if there aren't tons of simps that like 3D women, but she's not attractive to them either. she has no idea what she's doing.

No. 222346

Even when Kevin has posted on his accounts praising what a cute and unique content creator Lori is, it sounds completely unnatural and like he has a gun to his head while writing the posts. I know Kevin is brainwashed and thinks the sun shines out Lori's ass but you can tell even he doesn't think the spazzy movements and dead stare helium voice bizarre shit is sexy. Lori has only ever gotten half-hearted encouragement from Indian men and confused trannies; neither of which has ever given her money/paid for her content.

No. 222437

she could have taken this in the pool and made it make a touch more sense aesthetically. but lori’s never been known for having common sense, huh?

No. 222438

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More of this shit again. I don't even know why I bothered to downloaded this.

No. 222489

God this is just pathetic at this point. She's probably the biggest failure at sex work I've ever seen. Basically every cow makes an OF or sells pics/vids and they've all made more money than her. Doesn't even Venus Angelic's mom have an OF??

No. 222503

God,her glassy eyes and stiff movement…its giving abandoned animatronics.

No. 222507

Does she keep wearing those sweaters to hide how fat her arms and chin are and hide her chest? Or how her tits go upwards?

She can't even get paid from sexwork on the internet with doctored videos. Imagine being such a failure and completely unattractive and unwanted by all men.

No. 222517

Her roots, those cheap massive contacts, her scary chest, eugh. Horrifying to look at. She does not know how to dress herself, she does her face and body no favors, EVER.

No. 222524

Still constantly staring at herself in the phone. Can't even look at the mirror or the camera to give even a semblance of interacting with her ""fans""

No. 222533


Is the tattoo on her wrist new ? I don’t remember her having any but the shitty rose and moon ones on her midsection

No. 222539

I was wondering that too when I saw this >>222258
I just didn’t ask because I didn’t want to look dumb for not knowing “Lori lore” kek. It does look like a $10 flash tattoo though. Maybe a birthday present?

No. 222553

File: 1656007731508.jpg (96.11 KB, 720x1172, IMG_20220623_110627_596.jpg)

Kevin with a domestic violence charge talking about other people being "scum of the earth" lol. Why is he bringing this up now? The last Lori nudes leak was several months ago. He only ever focuses on weird distractions like how we call him 5'9" though.

No. 222568

She's likely scared of what she sees in the mirror.

Her nudes aren't even nudes, and the scrotes who are leaking didn't even like it. He's just mad that it lead to less scrotes being scammed, kek.

No. 222569

well, a lot of girls get money for lewds, she's just not attractive anywhere to anyone. she doesn't fit in any niche.

No. 222574

Not even a man could get off to this.

No. 222605

File: 1656020382938.jpg (47.23 KB, 720x726, IMG_20220623_134037_470.jpg)

I'm sorry, I know this is a nitpick but Lori's feet are looking more mangled than ever. Times are tough.

No. 222612

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This is what her veiny square toed feet look like imo. Lori, if I sub will you promise to wear closed toed shoes just for me?
(Going down for a nitpick, together).

No. 222613

Couldn’t even be assed to paint her toenails. So bony and disgusting.
Her hands are probably in the same state.

No. 222631

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who is Andrew?

No. 222632

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"Girls gotta eat." But I thought Lori was *~*~thriiiving~*~*~…

No. 222634

At this rate she's going to be as big as Moo soon. Her poor attempt to cover her double chin is hilarious

No. 222643

File: 1656033525699.jpg (79.66 KB, 720x969, IMG_20220623_181741_943.jpg)

Interesting. Maybe this guy? Lori just followed him.

No. 222663

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Absolutely. New piggybank?

No. 222665

Possibly. He's also in Washington, according to his Twitter, so maybe he is someone Lori knew from when she lived there, that she's reconnecting with.

No. 222666

Guys you’re gonna make another fight happen kek
Kevin got an arrest record after finding out Ricky posted here. He’s gonna see this and flip. This really does look like parasite Lori is looking for her next host.

No. 222668

That tattoo isnt new. Shes had it for a pretty long time.

No. 222683

God I hope not. The dude has bad asthma attacks, he's posted pictures of himself after a hospital trip, and collects legos…He doesn't need to care for the parasite Lori too.

No. 222699

Ooo careful careful. Kevin is gonna pop off.

No. 222701

Looks like the average neckbeard who pays ethots for attention. Question is does he know what she really looks like?

No. 222750

If he collects legos no wonder he’s all up in Lori’s gaping legoussy

No. 222753

KEK. OK that's hilarious. Lori is a dream for a lego autist.

No. 222778

A name she hopes will piss of Kevin.

No. 222789

This, she makes whole posts dedicated to people who throw her a bone and nothing to Kevvy who pays for everything.

No. 222802

Was gonna say. Does belle have a love interest in that movie? New skinwalk? Andrews singular insta shout-out is more than Kevin has gotten in years. Kevin is a doormat. Their relationship is so one sided. If Kevin posted anything remotely like this about a girl, she would straight up castrate him. Keep your eyes peeled on those police logs y’all.

No. 222803

Wild. She just got done calling 911 on Kevin, does she want to again? If he goes to jail, surely his parents won't continue paying for his apartment

No. 222809

I can’t find the post or the screenshot of her Facebook post begging for someone to help her get away from Kevin for ruining her “dream”, but maybe Andrew is finally her ticket out of Utah and back to Washington? My advice for Kevin- don’t let her borrow the car.

No. 222811

File: 1656093413866.jpg (70.3 KB, 827x388, kek.jpg)

here you go nonnie. i saved this one specifically

No. 222817

Looking at this post in retrospect, it wasn't a call for help. Just another call for money and the next simp to leech from but it didn't pan out so she resorted to DMing exes.

No. 222868

Omg I really hope she leaves kev. I want milk. I want to see his breakdown. I hope her attempt to catfish random simps finally works and someone who doesnt know her past will fall for it kek

No. 222873

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How edgy of Lori to post this today.

No. 222887

don't worry, time will fuck it up for both of them

No. 222889

>still larping like she has the perfect uwu body

This is a good thing. It's not as if anyone wants to have a baby with her, she'd only become a less interesting Margo.

No. 222891

Its 100% appropriate though.

No. 222932


Lori is nearing 40. Hopefully, there ain't no eggs left in her henhouse - the snake of time done seen to that. And how about the countless abortions Lori has had over the years because she "doesn't like condoms"? If there is a God, Lori's womb is mercifully just as barren as her skull and her future.

No. 223093

Women like this are so tiresome also Lori is ugly and should worry about her mug

No. 223173

>>223093 What about it is tiresome? Not everyone wants gross ass children.

No. 223224

>gross ass
Weird energy. Children are innocent and cannot help their bodily functions. If you're some grouchy anti natalist babyhater keep it to yourself. Children are the most oppressed peoples on the planet. You can acknowledge the root of that feeling and express your disinterest in motherhood, pregnancy and child-rearing without insulting literal children.

No. 223231

go whine on twitter.

No. 223257

that rug is getting jammy, yuck

No. 223279

As another non-child-having woman, I find it tiresome too. It’s a choice, not a personality trait. I feel like I’ve seen too many memes about it like it’s a special and brave choice.

No. 223294

ayt No I agree, children should have a lot more rights in society and be more protected. I care about children's rights but I still find their uncontrollable bodily functions nasty af and I don't go near it.
The weirdest energy is wanting everyone to have a kid even if they are against/on the fence about it, hell no. Only reproduce if you REALLY love kids, the kids faring ill in the world would decline so fast if people made a conscious choice about it not just ''Oops, guess were having a kid!'' or have one just because its excepted.
>>223279 Hard not to get pressed about it in these time tbh. Some people don't get to choose in certain backwards places in the world.

No. 223338

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Saged for no milk (and trying to help get back on topic), but her teeth look like theyre rotting. The bottom canine on the left side of her mouth looks like it’s decaying from the inside with how dark gray it is.

If she never leaves her house besides going to the pool, I wonder if she’d even make the effort to brush her teeth.

No. 223340

Eww they do

No. 223351

Not only that, but the teeth are super edited. They're desaturated. Funny how she desaturates her teeth but not her yellowing roots kek. The warping on the pink mirror behind her is hilarious to.

No. 223363

Maybe the discoloration on her teeth must be from the app trying to add or whiten teeth that are missing or rotted?

Wasn't there a slew of posts she did using smileapp or fake teeth by her a year or so ago?

No. 223431

There's no way her dental situation isn't dire. She couldn't even hold on to her back molars because she let them rot to the point of needing extraction by her early 20s. Kevin "don't make fun of ppl who don't have insurance" Hanft isn't even able to keep ferrets alive under the auspices of his care - there's NO hope for (any of) her rapidly-decaying hole(s)

even though a cleaning at the dentist costs less than a pair of Guapis

No. 223463

Late but what a vapid empty statement from a vapid empty person. I really see everything she posts like this as a lame excuse for how she lives. People who choose children usually want them and the love is what drives life. Most women also look just as good after having kids if they were in shape and their partners love them. Most aren't deluded into thinking no kids means a young body. She already looks her age, not having kids hasnt spared her that, regardless of what she thinks. This post is a weird glimpse of how shallowly she views life.

A choice for normal people who choose childfree. She may have changed her mind if the circumstances were right. Lori's life wasn't planned, she just pretends it was so she doesnt have to acknowledged that she's a failure. I dont take anything she says as an actual decision, more like a cope for what she wound up with.

What man looks at those teeth and says, yeah I'll stick it in there, gross. That front tooth looks black.

No. 223466

>>She may have changed her mind if the circumstances were right.

Absolutely. If she lucked into a super rich boyfriend now she would absolutely squeeze out a kid to keep the money coming.

No. 223473

> She already looks her age, not having kids hasnt spared her that, regardless of what she thinks. This post is a weird glimpse of how shallowly she views life.

Like her teeth, her life is a sad story of consequences.

She has tried her whole life to lock men down and nobody sticks around. She even tries with women when the few men dried up.

Whatever money she scams off OF or steals from Kevvy she spends on more cheap tricks like aliexpress, apps and IG followers in hopes that someone will pick her. Expect more cope posts to come in strong this year.

No. 223579

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But she's living the life Nonnies!! Playing old lady nightmare dress up so she can pay bots in a click farm to keep her delusions alive instead of having a job, friends, family and basic self care or respect is owning the hadurz! Plus, there's a pool.


She should appologize to her Mom. She should call her and say "I'm sorry you had me and had to take care of a disgusting gross baby". Oh wait, no she's the perfect beep beep waifu loli who was Gods gift to the world! I guess her Mom is blind since she doesnt seem to agree or give a shit about her.

No. 223581

according to lori (which obviously should be taken with a grain of salt) her mom was controlling, abusive and very religious/strict. IF THAT'S TRUE I'm pretty positive her family lowkey disowned her for doing OF/porn. I doubt her family talks to her much, I think the last we heard her dad helped her out once years ago but nothing since then.

No. 223583

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lol, I know peoples dreams change between high school and late 30’s, but I just think this is a funny piece of history. From one of Lori’s old cosplay sites, check the last answer:

No. 223616

90% of this thing is a skinwalk. It’s so creepy and weird. Also, that is one rough lookin mug. This entire webpage screams “I am a psychopath” ughhh so much secondhand embarrassment

No. 223645

Bet she lied about all the stuff there to skinwalk.

Blood type O sounds like a straight up lie.

No. 223665

Maybe not, tho. O type (positive) is actually more common in latinos/nas than in white americans. Just a fun fact kek

I hope she never reproduces in favor of the child, but if she does, can you imagine her forcing the poor kid to cosplay with her? She would be a sighthly more psycho Margo.

No. 223667

type O blood is the most common type. AB- is the rarest. She might not be lying. But the rest of this sounds 100% skinwalking.

No. 223676

I’m shocked she didn’t lie about her age. Then again this was a very old site so she probably didn’t feel old when she submitted the info. But everything else besides the age and maybe the blood type is bullshit and ripped right off a bio for Tsukino Usagi.

No. 223683

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Almost everything is her skinwalking.

No. 223689

Lori, if you constantly talk about your “vampire genetics” your entire narc life and how perfect they are. Wouldn’t you want to breed?

Lori deciding not to procreate is probably the only good thing she will ever do for society.

No. 223718

She copied "Math" from the profile but at least it's true, kek. Seems she has always lived hand to mouth and even when she has access to someone's money she manages to get more broke af.

No. 223721

Y’all are giving her way too much credit. This bitch doesn’t know her blood type. She’s an able bodied American. The only reason blood type is even mentioned in weeb shit is because in asian cultures your blood type supposedly determines your personality. You really think Lori sought out her blood type back in 1998 or whenever this archaic webpage was posted? Doubtful. It was for the skinwalk.

No. 223723

>I’m told I’m a good friend

No. 223811

Lori would be the type of narc mom who would be jealous of her child’s youth and appearance if she was actually able to conceive a daughter in that haggard elderly womb.

No. 223814

This. She would be the kind of mom where if one of her bf's sexually assaulted her daughter she would get jealous and punish her. Lori is too psycho and misogynistic to ever have a kid especially a daughter. That kid would kill itself the second it could form a cohesive suicide plan.

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I love her Facebook mom copeposting. It's always some melodramatic image macro like this that paints the self-insert character as a wounded gentle warrior with incalculable trauma and trust issues who lives on the principles of respecting others and being aware of karma. Basically the polar opposite of her. It's so funny that she still tries to convince everyone that she's the most broken tiny victim who needs to be handled like a mangled little hummingbird and given all the patience and forgiveness, even when she tries to hurt you and breaks all your valuables with a bat.

No. 224231

Why doesn’t anyone hear you? Maybe because you shriek like a banshee. Or maybe because you talk like a fucking spaz with your beep beep spaghetti homie macaroni spicy kawaii thighs language.

No. 224281

doesn’t seem like she managed to hook anyone in with her last attempt, so doubtful.
given how some nonas sperg about Kevin from time to time I would say it’s more likely he meets someone new kek
doubt it would happen either but it would be milky

No. 224283

Are there any Kevin updates or has he been silent since his arrest record came out?

No. 224291

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tinfoil but god i would love if we had some sort of kevvy and new girl saga with lori kicked out and living with that girl she worked at forever 21 with and begging for people to buy her juice and arcade plushies at the mall.
maybe they had another fight and he has been arrested again. meanwhile she's trying to pretend like this is her pool that she owns again.

No. 224299

>pretending to have made it with the public pool pics

It would be amazing if she got kicked out by a new girl (or guy since he's trooning out) but nobody would want Kevin at this stage.

His parents can't keep paying for them forever. With him in and out of jail due to Lori and running into increasingly bigger debts, something's gotta give.

No. 224302

She’s got hammertoes from all the plastic dollskill hooker boots she’s wearing.

No. 224320

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Lori has always had the emotional depth of a mud puddle. Sailor Moon was cutting edge for its time but looking back its painful to watch in ways. No matter how many sailors were added to her group, they all ended up doing absolutely nothing but serve as jabronis to make Usagi look good and spit vapid pep talks at her before her attacks. And that’s the world Lori wanted to live in. After that, it was Zero Two, who is also written as the most specialist, most misunderstood babe in the universe. In her moonie days, she had a whole gang of friends to feed her delusions. Then she and Kevin based their whole relationship off of Zero Two and Hiro. During her short-lived Saber phase, there was some half-hearted mention of Kevin cosplaying as Gilgamesh. Then for Marin…nothing. Never once was there a whisper about him playing along or participating in her ‘costume’ construction. You’d think the whole Marin/gojo dynamic would have really gotten her to trot him out as her personal costume maker. It’s interesting to me how you can see her world shrinking around her in real time. No one wants to play along with her anymore, even if they pity her and are still her Facebook/ instagram friend. Speaking of which, this comment was left (since deleted) by one of her former kou klansmen, her former Sailor Venus:

No. 224351

Lori sucks, but at least she has the presence of mind not to have kids. Some women will have kids to try to trap a man or because they think the baby will love them unconditionally or support their narc delusions. At least Lori never tried to do that, because it would end terribly for that child.

No. 224381

Her former Venus used to be the Kou who was the furthest up her gaping dirty ass for years. Lori fed off that for a long time until the Venus got skinnier than her. Lori made a flippant comment about an eating disorder and that the girl was nuts and they haven’t been close since. Before that, I would’ve bet she would’ve been the one to take Lori in but as always, Lori burned that bridge. The only one of the former Kous who might help her again is Crissy (Mars), but I doubt it. DJ RanmaS would take her in for the “clout.” She really has no one but her sk8t0r boi anymore. And maybe that guy who collects legos.

No. 224404

Is there anyone she is friends with IRL other than Kevin?

It sounds like she only knows people from like twenty years ago cosplaying or exes and they all have moved on. She literally has no friends and even if she sort of did, it looks like she fumbles the bag by being a selfish retard.

No. 224418

Of course not. Shes never posted or even mentioned going out with friends, like hanging out with them by her totally self owned pool or out for a girls brunch or nightcap (as if she can even afford it).

The closest friend she probably had currently was the girl she worked with at forever 21 that >>224291 mentioned. And even that seemed to be no more than a work friend. I guess it helps her NLOG image to be friendless though, can’t be friends with other women because they’re mean jealous boolies.

No. 224443

I dunno, it’s completely speculation, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t try the old “a baby will make you love me!” on Scott or Rikki and found out she couldn’t. Maybe she really did try literally every other BPD-bitch tactic to keep them and decided pregnancy was a step too far, but I’m skeptical.

No. 224474

I wonder which one of them deleted the comment? I think that kinda hits the nail in the head: it’s a tacky thing to post, because it specifically shades the women who’ve made a different personal choice. It’s just as cringy as the women who post things like, “without my babies, my life would be absolutely meaningless!”. You don’t need to insult people to justify your big life choices….unless you’re just a bitch at your very core.

No. 224493

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There's no way she doesn't have a level of mental retardation

No. 224497

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She's so fat she had to remove the elastic holding the dress together on the sides. KEK

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Yeah Lori, thats you! Dumb bitch

No. 224500

I still don't get who she is talking about when she vague posts these things. Does she think Kevin is an abuser? Her exes? The haters? No one is active in her life now, Kevin barely is.

No. 224501

It's most likely directed at Kevin and "haters". I could see her sharing it and scathing about things that happened 20 years ago in the Kou Klan like it happened yesterday.

No. 224504

What is happening with Lori’s concave chest in this pic? Is the dress just pushing up fat into the hole? It’s literally angled in. The pectus excavatum has been getting worse over time. It’s so strange she complains about her “bad back”, yet this is the most obvious deformity she has and refuses to acknowledge it as something negatively impacting her health. She always tries to pin it as something “cute” like how she described it as a “place for her ferrets”, or coping and calling it “cleavage”.
Lori is apparently obsessed with her body, yet does absolutely nothing to fix it. Always in denial. Rotting teeth, hair falling out, chest sinking in.

No. 224508

Her ribcage has more cleavage than her tits do

No. 224527

Right? She's just bitter her eggs are spoiling while nobody wants to knock her up. If she cared about her body she would work out, not smoke, eat right and not live in her cheap ass plastic bikinis that will give her god only knows what kind of toxic poisoning and chemical burns over time.

No. 224533

Lori is already well in her way to destroying her body with smoking and burger king

No. 224539

Red latex dress + pink sequin bra. Makes sense.

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An ever-so-slightly more cohesive look than her Versace-knockoff print bolero, heart print bikini, and cow headband…

No. 224552

The only time Lori has acknowledged the massive crevice in her chest was after she killed Shiro the ferret and said she believed her body was made that way because Shiro fit in her gaping chest cavity.

No. 224570

She always wears fake hair, strategically poses, and layers plastic all over the upper chest to disguise how awful her face and body really is, but the busted up parts are right on display here, kek.

She been doing this stupid mouth pose for years now. It looks retarded in Kevvy's candids so why does she still insist on doing it? Toothless wonder.

No. 224620

So nice for that lady. She can keep her kids and keep how much of a 'blessing' they are to herself. Women are allowed to not want to fuck up their body.

No. 224624

yea that's what I said anon lol
Really, her chest is on full display here, literal cut-out in the dress to showcase it.
>She been doing this stupid mouth pose for years now
What's funny is that she used to fill her cheeks with air while doing this lip thing. Now she only puckers her lips because her cheeks have gotten fatter kek
tbh Lori's body is fucked up even without ever having children, so not doing so didn't really prevent her from becoming a toothless concave hag

No. 224626

no one gives a shit about your child free body, the same way no one gives a shit about how much a blessing/miracle it is to pop out a baby like all living beings.

The entire point of this is that lori likes to brag that she doesn't have a kid as a badge of honor ~'because it'll fuck up my uwu vampire genetics body'~ but the truth is, if she had to bag some rich dude by having a baby, she 100% would. She doesn't give a fuck about anything but fame, money, and attention.

No. 224630

Except she is kind of based in her NEVER EVER post here and the lady chiming in should keep to herself because it was obviously a post not about having kids. It's like those ladies who tell you, you will change your mind. Her experience has nothing to do with Lori's post. She's just a braggy mom.

No. 224650

None of her outfits make sense, does she continue to dress like that out of spite for the haterz? she looked like she dressed not as bad in her kou days, what happened?

the post Lori had was about “children ruining bodies” and that being the reason she didn’t want one. the other comment just said kids don’t ruin bodies, and added that she is happy with her own kids. Never did she mention “you will change your mind” or whatever you say. I am sorry you are probably surrounded with people that tell you to change your mind about having kids nona

No. 224651

I think when Lori first started doing OF, she tried to mimic e-girls (like Belle), who wore terrible mismatched outfits on purpose. Once again, Lori likes to hop on trends late and drag them out. She also probably thinks she's somehow "trolling da haturz" by still dressing this way too. Probably also deluded herself into thinking all that shiny plastic looks good.

No. 224652

the other lady said she likes her body more, not that pregnancy doesn't ruin bodies. A lot of mothers get BD because of it and it can add to post partum.

No. 224659

This. Lori's body is already fucked up and nobody wants it, not even roommate Kevvy, so not sure what's being bragged about.

Lori was just making yet another cope post because her middle aged FOMO is on overdrive lately. What's left of her scant facebook friend feed probably shows normalfag families vibing and it's triggering her because she doesn't have any semblance of a life or family.

She's got to do something with her time between hitting up lego collectors for meals and scratching at her legovag.

No. 224671

seriously —- just when you think her outfits can’t get any worse she posts shit like this. it’s not cute, sexy, or uwu animu it just looks like she got all of this out of some sort of $5 mega sale mystery bag from shein. also imagine being in your late 30s living in a room filled lit up by led strips and filled with useless flammable poly plushies

No. 224985

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This is horrifying. Why would she upload this?

No. 224990

she's definitely emulating belle delphine here, but failing (not as if belle looks much better) because she doesn't have the elasticity in her skin to pull faces like that. she looks elderly here. the white hair isn't very becoming looni.

No. 225002

>no lip volume and no teeth

This is like a turtle's mouth or a gran's.

No. 225016

i think it going to be crack up when she starts going thought menopause i just hope she stop by then as she be a complete wreck by the end of it

No. 225027

>>225016 learn some English you illiterate tard

No. 225056

It’s honestly amazing how her photo quality always manages to be this bad. Successful sw’ers don’t blow out the pixels and oversaturate like this. But I guess Lori is too ugly to post hd.

No. 225066

Did you have a stroke?

No. 225181

she completely filtered out her nose…lori looks even more monkey-like with just nostrils. also look how hard she's trying to push her ditch chest together kek
funny because from what i've seen just on the belle threads, everyone hates her now. maybe lori should take a hint and stop trying to do this OF shit and get a real job.

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Lori’s starting to look like the baby from Dinosaurs with how she’s editing her nose into just nostrils and those overly blown up eyes.

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This is the shot that gets me, cropped for emphasis. There’s her arm over there…so all that at her side is just fat squeezed like sausage innards into vinyl casing. The strap of the sequin bikini is cutting into her and looks painful. She must have that x-small tied at the absolute limit. No wonder she had to fuck with the filters until she absolutely blew out the whole left side of these pics to a white light, kek. It’s 2022, and this is as much resolution as Lori can show. Fucking oof.

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She looks like a literal retard.

No. 225535

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Paper white face plus the brown body is just chefs kiss.

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No. 225649

Probably lack of oral hygiene + smoking + booze. I'd be shocked if she wasn't getting hammered all day in the pool.

No. 225685

the dark shooped shadow to try to fill her chest hole kek

No. 225694

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Guys! Kevin is alive!!!
I wonder what this status means though?
Is Kev upset that his all is never enough for Lori?

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I can only imagine his sad posting is because truly nothing he does gains traction. But then nothing he does is original or takes any kind of special talent. He just wants to be insta famous and do nothing to achieve it. Yawn.

No. 225709

If he started by dumping Loony, getting therapy and trash these stupid pants he'd be well on his way.

Sadly he's too unoriginal and too shitty a person to ever change his life and grow a following.

No. 225710

he literally just rolled out of bed (or whatever the hell they sleep on) to take this selfie.

No. 225763

and shaving his head. kek

No. 225775

What is this stance

No. 225782

This got deleted, hmm.

No. 225787

He doesn't need to be insta famous, that's a waste even if you are unless your making huge money. Those people already had money to invest to begin with. Kevin is a regular ole normie. He should just live an actual life and post for the people who care like a normal person. He's like 28. Letting go of childish idea would do him a world of good.

No. 225820

Following what Loony does to fake looking taller. Does nobody notice how long this mirror looks in the distortion?

Only being exposed to Loony makes him believe that whatever she's doing is important. They're such retards because they're both not even normies, they're aging and broke. They are behind all the trends, take lazy pics indoors and will never catch up either in looks or content to ever be insta famous.

No. 225961

You know, when he's stood back that far from the mirror it kind of looks like he's wearing pants with Minions all over them

No. 225996

He has to be on a break from his socials in order for their relationship to function (if that’s what you want to call it). Lori constantly blocks him from seeing her posts or filters her posts away from him. I can’t help but wonder how forward she is on her OF. Somebody should sign up and message her to see what she says.

No. 226355

Don't do baby Sinclair so dirty, he was actually cute

No. 226377

Lori ruined his life. In a way it explains why he doesn’t have a job because of all the charges and domestic violence in his record. I don’t think Kevin was ever like this. We all saw his friends say how gentle he was and unfortunately he got with someone who mentally and emotionally tortured him to the point of violence. He needs to leave her because eventually it’s not going to end well for both. Kevin is still young enough to get his life on track. Lori on the other hand is on borrowed time and offers nothing to any relationship so unless she sucks up and realizes she ain’t making it as a sex worker with that crap content she puts out she has to depend on a sugar daddy because it’s apparent that non of those younger men or men her age want her if it wasn’t true she would have dropped Kevin in a heart beat and she would be making millions.

No. 226423

yeah I don't like them but Lori was always a nutjob and kevin used to be different. lot different. I wish he would leave her so she can get her despair arc where she is finally and utterly alone from all the burnt bridges

No. 226437

She ruined his life but give Kev some credit in his own downfall. He had his out. His parents got him out of Washington and he was several states away from her. No one had to let her into that house when she made the choice to stalk him in Utah. Anything that's happened since Lori came to Utah is on Kevin. Even if he is emotionally stunted from his upbringing, he was a grown ass adult when he went to live with her, left, then let her live with him. I don't know HOW he convinced his parents to let her into the house after seeing that cut on his leg whether it was self inflicted to bait Lori or if she baited him to do it. Everyone in this scenario is guilty for the misery they're in or the relationships they've lost, even if Lori is the worst.

No. 226442

They probably figured they should try and keep her close so she didnt run off with their son again. Then they probably realized she was more than the average shitty girlfriend, but a legit problem they couldnt handle. If he was under 18 as a parent I would have called the police and gotten rid of her but since he was a grown man there was probably nothing they could really do but watch a sick woman fuck with their son. They were probably thrilled to at least get them out once they knew it was out of their control.
How fucked up do you have to be to live in someone's parents house when your in your 30s and the person is like 8 or 9 years younger than you? They must have been very uncomfortable.

No. 226557

Lori is definitely /pt/ tier horrorcow.

There is likely so much more milk and looking at the police records is barely scratching the surface of how fucked they are.

The only good thing Kevvy ever did is make the best milk about her public with his spergouts.

No. 226604

i think the looni and kevvy milk might be dead now. not as if it hasn't already been, but kev hasn't even had a spergout in weeks if not months. not as if they're the milkiest cows but kevins posts were the gift that kept giving. sad that abuela reigns him in on his posting now. praying for a breakup saga for some milk.

No. 226607

right? kev's long rants were comedy gold. it's too bad. lori sucked the life out of him and now all he posts are these wimpy sentences >>225694

No. 226694

I miss his posts so much. Kevin, wear all red in your next post if you need help…

No. 226717

>>226607 I can't remember which thread it was but someone linked Kevin's sound cloud, this was pre-Lori and even then you could hear the angst and derangement in his voice top kek. He's always been unintentionally funny but at least he was more himself than what he is now - just a shell who can't freely sperg and tell people to come kill him anymore

No. 226770

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Lori and Kevin didn't go to AX this year. Why would such a "successful" and "thriving" cosplay power couple miss such a big event? Did they avoid it because Lori is painfully aware that she looks nothing like her deranged and heavily filtered selfies?

No. 226792

I'm so glad everyone is a big Kevin Hanft fan. I miss his blogs so much. I hope he gets back to posting soon.

No. 226803

I think he stopped posting so hard because he got arrested. A cop visit + giant fine is enough to tame the rowdiest cow, at least for awhile. He'll be back to sperging soon enough

No. 226828

He got arrested on 4/20 though. He only stopped posting once lolcow got wind of it.

No. 226839

literally my favorite song ever kek. "am i valliiid?". it gets stuck in my head often.

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No. 226967

Fucking kek, they're both devoid of talent yet think they're unique amazing interesting people.

The fact that Kevvy posted that up means he was always as delusional as Loony.

No. 227025

He got arrested?? For what? I must've missed it when it happened

No. 227056

Read the thread. We’ve been over this in large detail.

No. 227073

Well that and they're broke, it's probably all Kev's parents can do to keep the lights on/paying the fine for his arrest.

No. 227288


me too girl, I want that Kevin EP so bad

No. 227318

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"My balcony has the best view" kek

No. 227321

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Chick by Nicky Hilton? But I thought Lori was so successful… Where's the genuine Louis Vuitton goods that an IRL anime princess deserves?

No. 227327

Chick by Nicky Hilton started in 2004 as a Juniorwear brand and was discontinued a couple of years later. Of course Looney would show off about something as dated and unsuccessful.

No. 227332

Must have felt some sort of kinship with it, since she’s also dated and unsuccessful kek

No. 227334

not her trying to ride the y2k wave thats already pretty much over. what's next? ed hardy?

No. 227335

What a looser. Nobody cares about this shit view Lori. It looks like the same pos apartments that any poor person would live in. She always looks do desperate. Lives in a studio fucking apartment and shows a shit rooftop view like it's something she accomplished. Wtf with the dated hoodie? Lori is the kind of poorfag that thinks low level basic bitch junk like calvin klein sunglasses and micheal kors handbags are luxury. It's all so hilarious coming from someone who doesnt even have a decent car but brags on things she should actually be embarrassed over.

No. 227429

>It looks like the same pos apartments that any poor person would live in

honestly, no it doesn’t, especially not here in the states. yeah maybe they’re not living on the 70th floor in downtown manhattan with all white fendi furniture, but this is a decent place for whatever they’re paying. it’s clean, no scraggle muffin dogs running loose, they don’t have bars on the windows or mounds of trash and shit outside their doors, and i don’t see stray babies in nappies standing around on the balcony. also the fountain works kek.

No. 227465

She just showed her age and shit taste again.

They're literally living on the floor and struggling to afford that cheap unit, barely getting by when not being arrested for retard shit.

This is something Kevvy's parents are paying for though, so Lori bragging about it like an accomplishment is extremely sad.

No. 227475

Their apartment isn’t bad, but for a couple in their late 20s and 30s with no savings and nothing of value owned, it’s not a good situation. They have nothing to fall back on. Always one minor emergency away from ruin, but that’s nothing new for lori.

Kevin’s court documents showed their apartment number, and you can see on the apartments website that they do have a courtyard view. I’ve lived in apartments like that - nice amenities, but boring builder-grade materials in the actual apartments. You pay out the waz for the maintenance of the public amenities. The rent goes up every year, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Lori is coping harddddd, I think because of Kevin’s arrest. Scott (I think) has spoken about how Lori would always threaten to call the cops when she got mad. Maybe she was doing that and poor Kev grabbed at the phone. Maybe he went into a spaz rage and she really was frightened. Either way, their relationship is a total dumpster-fire, and they’re stuck with each other somehow. Anyone who envies them needs to get it together in their own life.

No. 227537

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Looks like Kevin got a lawyer. His arraignment is July 22.

No. 227547

it's probably just a public defender.

No. 227549

thank you anon! i knew this was why he was quiet. it's getting closed to his court date and he is freaking out i bet

No. 227550


It's not a PD. People on the court schedule using PDs had no lawyer listed.

No. 227551

oh wow. do we think they're still living together right now ? it just seems like it would be even more tense and awkward between him and lori right now. also i assume his parents are paying for this? tinfoil but maybe he's living with them again right now and that's why we aren't getting any kevvy pics in the apartment lately.

No. 227562

Kevin posted this photo recently >>225699
But I guess it’s a possibility that it’s old and Kev figured he ought to post something so people (farmers, who else does he do this for) assume he’s still “doing well”.

No. 227564

Considering he has one pair of pants it's hard to tell, but the junk around the dildo table looks different from what's in Loony's pics.

No. 227568

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This comment was posted the day before yesterday. Lori, who doesn’t often acknowledge Kevin, went out of her way to mention him. I assume there’s some love-bombing going on. It’s the usual move after abusive behavior.

No. 227571

I wonder what his court ‘fit will look like
Maybe he will finally cut his fuckin hair

No. 227598

I find it funny and pitiful that one of the few times Lori acknowledges Kevin, she refers to him as “the boi”. Not by fiancé, or his name Kevin, just…”the boi”. It’s like she’s talking about some object or something. Maybe she’s trying not to alienate the few (if any) coomer orbiters, but if that was the case, she wouldn’t have mentioned Kevin at all, and stuck to only “walking around my complex”. You can just feel Lori’s indifference and hate to him.
I’m sure he could find something at goodwill. But yeah he’s got to do something about that used Q-tip hair, it makes him look unhinged, not “anime” like he thinks (as if looking like an anime character in court would help your case at all though).

No. 227622

Imagine the attorney for the state finds kevins lolcow threads and his “come kill me so can kill you” posts

No. 227630

tinfoil, maybe "the boi" is a different guy? maybe she's dropping hints for a simp she doesn't want kevvy to know about? calender anon has there been any recent blockings or refollowings?

No. 227638

I guarantee lolcow will come up in the courtroom when he explains how he's so famous with so many haters and the stress caused him to lash out at Lori or whatever.
Nothing to report on the blocking front. Lori kept Kev as a follower all throughout June and July so far. April had two blocking events (around Lori's bday and at the end of the month). May also had 2 blocks/unblocks.

No. 227759

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Why does she think this? She has no reach because nobody wants her shit.

No. 227791

>I always wear sweats

As if it was by choice. She can't afford anything but her walmart sweats, stole Kevvy's clothes, and has to hide how her body really looks in case someone spots this cow in the wild again.

>court fit

Fucking kek, you know he would wear his yellow pants.

>hey zero followers, dm me on OF so I can afford ramen

Isn't linking OF banned there?

No. 227803

>case involves domestic violence
Oh shit

No. 227807

Their apartment is garbage. Some people in their 20s/30s own houses or at least have a bedroom in their apartment. Sorry but only poor people live in a crappy studio. Not to mention people their own age have already graduated college. If they haven't, well poor life choices. Enjoy begin for freebies from the government. Dont forget, shes closer to 40 and latched on to a paying nearly 10 years her junior. Shes pathetic, she gas accomplished nothing. I'd be embarrassed living in a shit studio at her age.

He cant afford a lawyer. Def a public defender and honnestly probably all he needs.

The situation is probably a fine and community service at most. Domestic violence charges mean nothing if she doesnt speak against him in court.

No. 227813

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She didnt even take these pictures, their stock photos, she just cut them from the website. Fucking sad.

No. 227820

Is Lori complying with this investigation? Like is she going to testify? I wonder what her role is in this case. If it ends up actually going to court it means they think they have a conviction and Lori would probably be testifying against him, right?
He’s pleaing not guilty >>221268 maybe under advisement from his lawyer. Will be interesting to see if it progresses after the arraignment.

No. 227823

Wishful tinfoil that his parents got the lawyer and want to boot Lori out, and that's why Lori has so many recent copium pics to brag about how she's totally not homeless while referring to his apt as hers.

No. 227824

If that happens Lori could be out on her ass. There is no known address for her in Utah. Their address is in Kevin's name only. Her last known address was in Port Washington. Is Kevin stupid enough to keep housing someone who helps gets him convicted? If his parents pay for them, they should stop all payments and force him out of her life. I doubt Lori would have much sway though. The charges were pressed by the state, not Lori. It's a class B misdemeanor and has fines up to $1000 and as much as 6months jail time, so I am curious to see what happens here.
Is it sad to say it might benefit him to be forced away from her? Maybe theres a silver lining in the black cloud if he actually gets a conviction.

No. 227836

As milky as it would be, I think its wishful thinking. The state of Utah is the one pressing charges not Lori. Wasnt it Scott that mentioned shed call the cops when they argued to scare him into backing down? I wonder if theres a recording of the interrupted 911 call? Maybe we'll find out on the 22nd.

No. 227839

nta but here's what I think happened.

Loony called the cops to scare the person she is leeching off, her typical last resort to control them by claiming DV or rape, as seen on the pics of Kevvy's texts.

When the cops come she acts like a victim but she won't press charges, because it was only meant to scare the person she leeches off into doing something for her. Still, the state can press charges without her because there was a recording of her whole initial call that Kevin interrupted.

It would be amazing if she inadvertently fumbled her microscopic bag but Kevvy is too stupid to just get rid of her.

No. 227870

911 calls are always recorded, so there is one out there, but I don’t think they are accessible to the public. However, sometimes court documents with the ruling decision and whatever was discussed during the trial is publicly posted, if it is not sealed (KF pulled some before for a tranny cow’s divorce).
I wish this would lead to a break-up as well with Lori getting kicked to the street, but you’re right, Kevin’s too stupid and obsessed. He’s been brainwashed into dealing with Lori, even when she causes him financial ruin and a criminal record.

No. 227893

kek the pit of sadness has not bottom

No. 228052

Huh? The fountain shown is at a different angle from the pics Lori posted. She's deeply fucked up but is it so hard to believe that she might take a photo out the window of a building we know she lives in?

No. 228118

She just flipped it like she does with all her pictures. The pics she posted are identical to the ones they advertise with, right down to the plants. Def the same pictures. Yes, shes that pathetic.

No. 228124

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After 2 months Lori finally replied to some of her Instagram comments. I've put the best ones into a collage. There's some pretty funny stuff here.

No. 228136

>how do you look so young
>my lifestyle. good food, rest, hydration, and no stress
She probably does sleep all day, but that isn't doing anything for her hag face. She only eats ramen, and her lettuce "wrap" was pitiful and her meat soup looks gross. Doubt she even drinks much water, it's all overpriced canned boba.
>I just want to touch your ears
>I let people touch em when I wear them out
Doubt. I don't think anyone wants to go near this crackhead.
>I get tanner and more toned every day
kekkk you mean from photoshop? all she does is eat junk food and pose on the dildo table.
>Sit on my face
>I got content like that if you know where
Once again, Lori false advertising her OF that is just reposts of her IG photos and the same tired poses over and over again. How could she have "face sitting" if she doesn't sit on someone's face? Kevin doesn't participate.

She also mentioned haters/trolls several times. You're sooo not bothered, Lori. kek

No. 228137

Different anon here, lighting is not the same and the plants are more grown in Loony's pics. It's ridiculous how much she edits her pics with blue and pink filters, the actual building and her room has dull browns, which hints at what she really looks like (not uwu pale).

Notice all the replies are within the current week and she's checking if they're the bots she paid for before replying.

She's going overtime trying to find a new person to leech from and isn't getting anywhere because she was a bitch to them. She could have gotten some engagement if she replied to these neckbeards and bots on time.

No. 228149

she's probably also making sure they don't get banned and deleted too kek.

No. 228150

she's such a boomer like chris chan that she's telling strangers about "da trolls" TOPKEK. also why does she always randomly reply to a ton of comments at once? is she trying to hook a new simp this way? it just comes off awkward and most people probably won't even remember commenting on her photos. she should respond when they comment, maybe she could actually strike up a conversation with someone.

No. 228156

Kek some of her replies are gold

> the only natural eyelashes in the community

Always finding a way to hate on other women

> ~naturally big gray eyes~

> good food and hydration keep me young!
> more tanned and toned everyday
This bitch has never even pretended that she was working out or at the gym. The most exercise she gets is slapping her flippers in the apartment pool

> literally everyone compliments my ass when I go out!

You mean this ass? >>216957

No. 228180

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She looked really high here

No. 228181

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she's also posted some skinwalk bullshit today. girl you look nothing like either of these. people are not stealing your likeness for anime.

No. 228185

Thinking that a character is "literally" her and acting like she was the inspiration for that character would be cringe in a cute way if she was 13 years old and just discovered the internet.
This is just pathetic of her and makes her look extra schizo.

No. 228187

She’s completely delusional. Really sad that she doesn’t even realize how insane she looks (and is) when she posts this crap. Bih you like nothing like either of those characters. Literal psycho

No. 228189

She's such a crackhead, it's been over 20 years of her claiming anime is based on her.

Artists aren't inspired by her manface in aliexpress.

No. 228195

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Lori, you look nothing like Marin. I wonder how it feels knowing there are actual girls cosplaying Marin super well, and getting fawned over for their natural beauty….while you live in your imaginary world with your missing and rotting teeth..

No. 228197

I can't agree, the pictures from the website are taken from a higher angle than the ones Lori took, it's got nothing to do with mirroring. Also the little round bushes bordering the skylights are larger in her pictures, they've clearly grown since the website photos were taken.

No. 228201

They are definitely the same pictures. Theres multiple versions of this shot and they are all identical to each other. Compare everything about these two shots. Those bushes are the same size. She cropped the pic and cut out the text and flipped it over. Their even the same resolution. She posted pics of the lobby in earlier threads that she took off the internet too. She takes potato quality photos but got a clear and identical resolution picture of this place and even at the same elevation as the pro photo? Doubtful. That blue balance is the same. She took those pics off the internet.

No. 228202

If you want to claim they're the same picture, then make a side-by-side photo. Lori might be sad but those images are definitely taken on her own, the angles and shadows are all different. Tinfoil harder anon. Reply when you have a comparison that proves your theory

No. 228203

I'm shocked she posted this old picture from 2015. She looks very mature. Can't imagine what she looks like now.

No. 228205

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Sorry samefag >>228202

I did the work for you. Not the same image. Move on

No. 228207

Fucking Kek! That clearly is the same image. Yeah you did the work "for me" anon, you proved my point. Same photographer, and it ain't Looni.

Amazing shes at the same elevation as the picture on the website and managed the same cuts as the apartments advertisement?? Those pics are nearly identical. Because they are the same picture. Dont catch Loonis delirium anon.

No. 228211

gonna shut this one down. the stories she posted were literally videos. hence the play button. those are just screenshots of the video. take your meds.

No. 228214

Yeah, I mean, just look at the angles of the fountains. They’re different. She didn’t use that stock photo.
Right? That’s a whole different face than the extremely shooped one she’s got now. Lori’s delusional and probably thinks she “ages backwards”.

No. 228216

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Except she posted the same photo 9 months ago in a different resolution. She took the picture the picture off the website. No one takes identical photos 9 months apart in 2 different hues that are identical cuts to an advertisement.

Since you needed to make a deal I'm going to point it out.

No. 228217

>That clearly is the same image.

nta but you're fucking blind if you think these two images look the same, the lighting, shadows, and water texture are completely different. Like, obviously the view from the window they took the photo is gonna be the same view from the same window lori took the video? Hence them looking the same. This is like arguing there's only one photo of the tower of pisa because everyone takes it from the same angle.

No. 228219

at least expand the image before you save it from the thread sweetie. oh wow its totally abnormal for looni who wants to brag about her totally average apartment to post multiple pics of her apartment!!! she lives there retard, she thinks its a flex, ofc shes gonna post multiple pictures. also there's something called the sun, and the clouds, which cause different lighting at different times of day. take your meds retarded newfag.

No. 228221

The ancient photo of her is shooped too, her nose isn't like that and she tried to cloneout the shadows around her jowls.

No. 228222

You need to stop derailing, even the plants are bigger in Loony's pics.

No. 228224

Why are you so obsessed with wanting to know where she lives that a photo of a different pool is sending you in a spiralling outrage?

No. 228226

have you never lived in an apartment before? they live in utah not nyc.

No. 228227

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We know that they live in unit [redacted], thanks to Kevin’s arrest record. That’s got a courtyard view. It seems like the speculation that they live in a studio that faces a dirt lot has been repeated so much that annons are having trouble believing anything else. Their view is into a generic shared courtyard. Their 1br is still small and sad. My favorite part about it though is that it confirms she doesn’t live in the building with the rooftop pool. It’s two elevator rides and a street crossing away. She lives in the white building behind the pool top building in attached pic. This is the closest to luxury she’s managed to get in nearly 40 years.(doxxing)

No. 228233

The fucking room number is blocked off. Wtf are you doing??

No. 228236

I reported the post for doxing, the kiwifarms Lori posters think doing shit like this is ok but it's not allowed here. Some anons are fucking obsessed with where they live and every detail about it, (see above with the courtyard sperging) it's very odd.

No. 228237

Wonder if it's Loony herself trying to get the thread derailed.

No. 228244

it's not doxxing if it's publicly available no matter how triggered you are by kiwifags.

No. 228248

Schizo posting anon busting my damn side

No. 228257

I'm so confused by her doubling-down when she's clearly wrong.

No. 228274

for real, this schreeching about "doxxxxing" is extremely suspicious

No. 228277

Doxxing is against the rules here. Go back to Kiwi if you want to doxx cows.

No. 228279

Anon blocked out any identification of address on the police report, so why the hell should anon post the actual unit number and pretty sure its the same anon or part of anons who keep posting photos of which apartment complex is hers or not. No one asked for her address ITT. Going out of your way to post where she MIGHT live, door # and all, is unhinged, crazy shit.

No. 228282

>Going out of your way to post where she MIGHT live, door # and all, is unhinged, crazy shit.
Agreed, some anons get very offended when someone points out whatever they're doing is unhinged. Their hateboners for the cow(s) knows no bounds, like what is the point of posting an actual apartment number and a photo of the building for some ethot who gets 1.5k likes per photo? Absolutely unhinged behaviour and it isn't 'suspicious' to point that out.

No. 228344

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"It meeee"

Lori is looking for a new skin-walking identity because her own is a flaming heap of abject failure.

No. 228346

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Kevin is wondering if he should keep his "Adolla Skye" nickname. Wonder if this has anything to do with his recent and completely self-imposed legal woes.

No. 228348

Kevin’s face is so ugly it pisses me off, DONT get me started on that hair.

No. 228351

Lori's cheap clothes just hanging in the back there. How lux.

No. 228366

lurk the damn thread these were already posted

No. 228377

best case scenario he's finally ditching the old hag and going for a new online identity/persona, but in reality I think he just wanted to hide from his cow status ala simply kenna/cozykitsune.

No. 228384

That was my thought too. Trying to start with a clean slate and avoid being connected to KF and lolcow threads.
Although, maybe this username change means that he is going to try to not post about her or make rants anymore (too bad). I've noticed he hasn't advertised for her since April, same month he got arrested. May be slowly trying to cut off any association with Lori, at least online.

No. 228410

She's so disgusting. It's just like the stories of her from 20 years ago when she left her trash everywhere in other people's houses.

Maybe it's advice from his lawyer but if his lawyer is any good he'd tell him to simply give Loony the boot.

No. 228448

Apartment places take photos in relation to the unit being sold, WHAT A CONCEPT!

seriously shut the fuck up already

No. 228480

Looney must be in an absolute panic right now. If Kevin gets slapped with jail time, there goes her meal ticket. She can't afford rent on her own, and these cows don't have anything in savings. If he walks away with just a fine, I'm betting that he will be moving back home with his parents or they will threaten to cut off financial support unless he gives her the boot.

No. 228486

Anyone remember when they moved into this place?

If the lease is going to be up, it could explain Loony's sudden surge in trying to find a paypig out of her bots and scrotes.

No. 228487

Sometimes it blows my mind just how far down Whori has dragged Kevin. And I don't mean that he was anything great before, but he at least had Moo squad and could have been maybe banking in on the Moo bucks and clout from her orbit, whatever thats worth nowadays, and most likely not having such an embarrassment for a barnacle of a girlfriend. Now we have… whatever this is that left of him. And I'm here for it tbh.

No. 228496

i mean i gotta say i think it would be a much worse timeline if he was filming porn with moo and anons were sperging about whether his dick is real or not kek

No. 228514

I mean, would it be worse? At least he'd be down a leg gash and multiple police arrests on his records, he'd probably have a decent phone and money for and not have to wear knockoffs, friends, a better cosplay career, and as revolting as it is, he'd be getting some action instead of having to be yelling "withholding!" at his cow of a fiancee who hides him and would leave him at any lick of a chance with someone willing.

No. 228642

Nona, now that you mention that… imagine the milk Kevin could make if he was one of momos close monkeys…

No. 228662

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Yeah, Kevin would have been milky regardless of which cow he ended up attached to. It's interesting to think about.

Here's Kevin's reasoning for keeping/changing the Adolla Skye name btw. I just saw this today.

No. 228711


All of these choices are shitty

No. 228726


No. 228728

Moo would probably have had him making props all day but at least he'd be fed and his skills would have maybe improved. Also he might afford to fix his hair and wear something other than dropship. He'd still be a cow but the milk would be fun than sad.

The best would be if he got any money or luxury items from being one of Moo's monkeys, and how he would instantly flaunt it. The ensuing milk of Loony stalking him and attacking girls in his and Moo's orbit would be great.

No. 228729

Nodolla Skye

No. 228755

Most people in their 20s/30s haven't graduated college, not even these days. The average American is way poorer than you think anon

No. 228792

Stop puffing up Moo, bitch would of accused him of rape and being 'a snake' the moment he rejected her trying to fuck him. So you know, just like Lori but with actual scrote bucks.

No. 228811

kek nona. I vote this one!

No. 228987

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what is her obsession with this song? a story from today and an older one. it's a really weird choice, kesha is not popular with zoomers, and she would've already been in her later 20's when this came out? not like she's reminiscing on old music from her teens or anything. she posted a few freak show videos of her in hatsune miku dollskill collection.

No. 228989

Why has no one answered her?!

No. 229021

KEK what. She's gotta be on drugs or is just mentally retarded

No. 229098

tinfoil but I think she legitimately believes by having tiktok in sound it's going to be a hit even if not on the app itself. Kesha was kinda hot on the app itself last year. Mostly people just pissing off their college neighbors by beating their doors to Die Young's line "I hear your heart beating to the sound of the drums."

No. 229111

thats honestly what i was wondering too!? the second video of her listening to it is from at least over a year ago, it's just something weird i picked up on. i think she has posted other clips with that same song before too, i just happened to really find that burger king one hilarious and had it saved already. she's such an old sperg. does she even have a tiktok? maybe she'd have more reach there, but i guess she seethes and copes too much to look at videos of younger, cuter girls all day.

No. 229112

She's been posting old videos and pics a lot more lately. Wonder if it's because she gained a lot of weight or because something aged her majorly, maybe sun damage?

Her whole life has been spent jealous of younger girls and it's delusional of her to think she is on their level. She's looking and sounding like a rough forty year old who had a life of hard drugs even through the filters. She must hate girls who can get engagement without paying for it and don't need monkey expressions to hide their mile-long philtrums.

No. 229121

TikTok would drag Lori to the brink of suicide. She could never handle that. Imagine what she would make Kevin do if she started getting bullied in her comments by teenagers. They would screech about how everyone hating her on TikTok is one of Mariah's flying monkeys trying to steal her clout and dreams.

No. 229123

That's what I was going to say. Lori cracks jokes about how she's too old for TikTok and that's why she doesn't have it but the tiktok comments section is 10x worse than any lolcow thread so I could see why Lori wouldn't want to put herself through that.

No. 229131

Why is she shaking. She also sounds so hostile and impulsive

No. 229154

She is like this in every video, she's so aggressive and unhinged, it's disturbing. Her voice sounds MTF and not uwu kawaii unless she edits it too.

No. 229178

I honestly think she finds it cute/rAnDuM and thinks other people will too, that whole shaking her head fast thing. I think she got it from anime. I don't know if there's a word like "pornsick" to describe people who get their ideas from anime but there should be.

No. 229201

that's a little disrespectful to anime, anon. she's just out of touch and doesn't know how to be cute.

No. 229210

Some theories from past threads about Lori's bizarre shaky movements in videos:

1. She's high. Remember that Kevin went to rehab in the past.

2. She's trying to prevent the camera from revealing how old and worn she really looks.

3. She thinks it's cute because "I'm an irl loli anime princess" manic pixie dream girl delusions.

4. She has a humiliation fetish and gets off making unsettling content like this.

5. She's fake stimming to pretend she has autism. Lori hinted at having self-diagnosed autism in the past to avoid taking responsibility for her behavior.

6. She's mocking people with special needs. Lori has a history of abusing and insulting disabled people.

No. 229211

I'm surprised no one's mentioned also the fact that she probably holds these very specific positions on camera for a lonngg time to get the shots she wants that make her look less fat, which would also cause her to shake.

No. 229213

The first thing I thought was she looked like she was high on some type of amphetamines.

No. 229214

This is what I think too, she's shaking and blurry in everything. She's trying to do her fat girl angles and make her stump legs longer so she does several takes. She looks and acts like she's on meth tho.

It's telling that she hardly ever has pics taken by Kevvy. Last time he shared one was her looking like a chimpanzee in the kitchen on top of a shitty skateboard.

No. 229256

LOL I love you nonas.

No. 229257

The jittering and tics are 100% controlled by her. How can she do the slow pose with the horns ontop her head (in heels none the less) with no jittering?

This is her "gimmick". I believe she thinks it's cute cringe. Yes, everyone knows it's not.

No. 229281

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Oh my god someone please edit her into something like granny strip club this pic is hilarious

No. 229283

You know she’s bloated when you can see it in her fingers

No. 229341

>melting back tattoo
>Momokun level rat paws
>decorative sand in a hobby lobby bottle as decor
>cheap champagne bottle as a vase
>ring lights pointing literally everywhere but where they should be
>dead fish eye whore stare
It really does just get worse from here, doesn't it? I wonder if Kev is there at his desk beside her just grinding on WoW cause he fucking hates his life.

No. 229387

Do they use ring lights in place of their over head lights? Why are they on?
Also damn it lori you couldn't post this a thread ago when people were writing dissertations about your apartment layout. Guess she may as well show it now that kevin's parents are gonna stop paying her rent when he gets a fine for their fight.

No. 229407

You mentioned the hands and I went and looked and.. Lori's hand looks concerning. What is going on there? I've never seen fingers that look so sausaged and ready to burst at the seams like that. Is she okay??? I'm actually concerned for her. I'm no Lori fan but I don't wish ill upon her so this is kinda concerning.

No. 229422

The one thing that confuses me the most, aside from her usual shitty edits and cloning out her backrolls, is that she points all the lighting away from her. It's almost like she realized how old and awful she looks if she's lit up properly or naturally.

No. 229468

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Lori made this reel focused on her feet. I'm sorry.

No. 229508


That's an air mattress under the couch 100%

No. 229557

Gross…this video has a stench to it.
Yep, that looks like an air mattress. I guess they pull it out and sleep in the living room. Or Lori pulls it out and sleeps in the living room…I don't think Lori and Kev could stand sleeping together on the same mattress.

No. 229566

Living in a studio with no real furniture might be ok if it was temporary to pursue serious career opportunities. However, it appears that neither of them are doing this. Lori and Kev could make low end content from any location. Why hold onto this studio that makes their overall quality of life bad? Plenty of apartments come with a pool and with lower overhead, they could afford actual necessities like a bed or basic dental care.

No. 229567

That stank ass weave. Jesus girl. Get some self respect

No. 229569

lmao I guess the "ThEyAcTuAlLyLiVeInAoNeBeDrOoMaPaRtMeNt" anons can finally fucking stop the sperg and admit the proof they indeed are in a studio with no bedroom and sleep in a fucking air mattress.

No. 229599

Not one of the bedroom defenders but didn't it get determined that they do have a one bedroom when someone leaked their unit number? They live on the shit side of the building and have to hike to get to the pool Lori pretends is hers. I think what's actually going on here is Lori sleeps on a mattress on the floor in their empty bedroom and Kev sleeps on that air mattress.

No. 229612

yep. kek. do you think her and kevin share it? or is he banished to the kitchen floor while the queen sleeps on the bespoke air mattress. at least this stops the layout spergs.

No. 229613

Tinfoil, but I think Lori is the most insecure about her giant head. Has this been mentioned yet?

Every photo she takes, she's leaning back or going butt first to make it seem like her head is uwu and normal-sized, when every candid photo we see showcases Lori looking very Lord Farquaad. It's not just the chin. It's the sheer size of that head. She must hate it because the characters she skinwalks all have perfect proportions. Meanwhile, she's about five heads long.

It's what limits her poses too. She has to make some other body part as the focal point. But we know Lori.

No. 229653

I'm not seeing what you all are seeing? I'm seeing the bottom of the couch (dark blue/black), the wall (grey/blue), then the base board (white/light gray)?

No. 229669

>the mismatched fake hair all tangled up
>horseface with missing teeth making those expressions
>no pedicure on massive flipperfeet
>everything is polyester and smelly and dusty
>old air mattress from the previous apartment

Loony's old pics from the previous apartment had several pics taken with this air mattress that's sunken in the middle.

No. 229670

The bottom of her couch is the white wood frame. It's got a gap under it that the mattress fits beneath.

No. 229697

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It’s what I see as well. The white feels to me like the base board.

No. 229706

Chonk arm glitch at the 16 second mark

No. 229720

I’m late, but I’m going to laugh my ass off if Lori called the cops out of spite and the Kevin gets a no contact order where he can’t be in the same space as her. She will be fucked and if that apartment is in his name she will have to leave lol. Because if he allows her to stay the second she gets pissed she can call the police and he will be in even worse shit by breaking a no contact order.

No. 229721

Lol I don't know if there's an air mattress there or not but I think it's hilarious that you censored Lori's toes.

No. 229722

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i really do think it’s an air mattress under there, old picrel. the bottom of the sofa is the light colored wood. it seems she just hides it with the blanket thrown over the front of the couch and stuffed animals on the floor

No. 229723

You’re retarded, that’s the wall. They have a shit overpriced one bedroom probably with a shit air mattress and nothing else. The number was leaked. Everyone stop this nonsense

No. 229727

Kev should've taken that warning

No. 229783

OT but what are those faded forearm tattoos she has? Never noticed them before

No. 229797

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She has some basic Chiara Bautista flash of a bunny and skull on her left wrist. On her right forearm, she’s got more of the shitty rose vines she has on her back. She seems to try to hide that tattoo the most though - the vines are all scratcher tier and have faded out.

No. 229816

is something wrong with you?

No. 229835

Just ignore them, it's obviously Kevin posting cope.

No. 229850

>>229835 >>229816

I’m worried in general. Either there’s one very dedicated studio stan here or a few people are staring at a blank wall and hallucinating the elusive air mattress.

No. 229857


This thread is full of people obsessed with making things seem even worse than they are?

Comnitting to these dumb tinfoils (studio, air mattress, stock photos) just makes this thread less credible.

Separately - why the hell is she always wearing those hideous shrugs? We saw her shoulders plenty during Serenity days, but now she has a weird shrug for every outfit and it couldn't be less sexy?

No. 229883

As >>229835 says. It's hilarious

No. 229930

How big of a could do you think it is? Literally what couch would be able to fit an air mattress underneath it without it sticking out the front? You can see that the couch is against the wall.
The apartment number got leaked. It’s a one bedroom. They clearly either have nothing in the bedroom or it’s filled with shit and they’re embarrassed to show it. Why do people care so much if it’s a studio or a one bedroom? Their lives are still empty and sad and even if they lived in a penthouse, they would still be boring and sad.

No. 229976

Yup. It's a studio.

They live in a studio. There are more people here who try to prove otherwise and never have. Highly suspect it's just one of them trying to throw off the truth.
No one is trying to make it look worse. People with something recognize a broke person when they see one.
No lobby photo shoots can prove they have anything. It's just embarrassing and all it proves is they are poor. It doesnt matter how many times they try to prove otherwise. They dont have a nice car or good jobs and they do live in a studio. 2 adults in a studio equals poor.

People know these cows. That bedroom would have been seen. She would gave used it to prove she had more space. She hasnt, because she cant. No apt number leak ever proved they have a 1 bedroom. Unless there is hard evidence, all evidence to this point shows a studio.

No. 229983

The shrugs are a new yet very poor attempt to disguise her new fat upper lunch lady arms.

No. 229987

I have no horse in this race so please don't jump down my throat, but aren't these pictures taken in their bedroom? It doesn't look like their old place. >>225699

No. 229994

Why does it matter if it’s a studio or one bedroom? They could live in a mansion, they’d still be losers who failed to launch. Lori makes awkward porn that no one wants to buy and Kevin either works a low level service job or is a unemployed, late 20’s dude who spends his days skateboarding like a teenager. They’re at ages where they should have careers and be figuring out their futures but they are too busy trying to retake their glory days, which were none too glorious in the first place.
Where they live isn’t milk until they are homeless or have to move back in to Kevin’s parents house.

No. 230000

The shrugs are probably also helpful when editing. when she tucks in her waist or drags out her ass with the reshaping tool, she has to be careful not to drag a nearby arm along with it. It’s a lot easier to notice the reshape without sleeves: fabric sometimes hangs funny. Skin should not.

No. 230022

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While you guys are infighting about apartments, Lori is busy blaming autism on why she is such a piece of shit.

No. 230084

This must be why she twitches and says weird shit in her vids. She's so out of touch she doesn't realize you're not meant to act literally retarded when LARPing your mental derangement

No. 230104

NTA but in the funhouse stretched pic of Kevvy the mirror is leaning against the counter for their little kitchenette. There's a video of it >>202773 Normally loony covers his mirror in her selfies because it would expose her shoops or real skin color.

While looking for pics I realized that she actually brought her tripod to the pool building for these >>218224 which is why they're so oddly angled. Can't imagine how sad it looks to go to a public pool by yourself to take pics like that.

No. 230116

While I could see Lori being on the high functioning end of the spectrum (what used to be called aspergers), due to her poor emotional regulation and intense obsessions/skin walking certain characters, she absolutely has not been formally diagnosed. It’s not cheap and I doubt they even have health insurance (and I doubt insurance would cover it at her age even if they do have it).(armchairing)

No. 230170

The no-bedroom detail is discussed because it adds layers of funny on their pathetic larp nonnie. Nothing more

No. 230175

Loony hasn't been to a doctor or dentist ever, but she also hasn't been employed to have insurance either. Since Kevvy is likely a part timer without insurance, he's also decaying alongside her.

No. 230305

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‘Neurodivergent” is one of those pop psych words that really means nothing. It’s usually used to refer to autism, but it’s been co-opted by anyone who wants to feel like a special little snowflake, misunderstood my the ‘neurotypical’ sheeple around them.

So, an excuse for Lori being a piece of shit no one can stand to be around, who is years and years behind her peers. Wonder if she took some online test that shat out a “yes, you’re a special neurodivergent snowflake!” result.

No. 230317

nd spectrum and autism spectrum are two totally different things.

No. 230834

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She does know her internet history screams cluster b and not harmless autist right?

No. 230847

Name hidden, of course. Stop lying about pointless shit Lori

No. 230925

why is she trying to flex some random WSG match. unrated battlegrounds are always shitshows and literally don’t mean anything. nobody cares about them. this isn’t impressive and really just highlights how little she knows about the game lol.
show us your arena rating, Lori.

No. 230969

name hidden, random wsg with most likely pugs that is utterly meaningless, and suspiciously horde when she was always playing alliance/night elf (even went as far as to dress like one for a while).

Sure jan.

Even if it was her by some off chance, I've known people who are literally braindead retarded and get stuff like this occasionally. The fact she screenshotted, saved, and drew over her screenshot about this one random wsg shows how little she gets scores like this. ANYONE who spams bgs knows you do like hundreds a day, and if you're consistently getting good dmg/killing blows/objective controls etc, there's no reason to screenshot ONE random game unless you rarely do that well ever. Lori really showing how shitty her gaming truly is here.

No. 231105

Anon, she played on Horde.

Saged for nitpick.

No. 231410

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It cracks me up so much that Lori went from an insatiable sex demon who kicks out other hotel guests into the hallway so she can bone, has all sorts of sex at inappropriate times (according to Scott) but now that she's with Kevin she's larping as asexual, even on her sex worker accounts. I don't blame her though. Everything about Kevin is a turn off.

No. 231411

Oh a-sexual,eh? Hopefully kevin got some copium with his last guapi haul.

No. 231414

Kevin has been notably silent for about a month now, ever since anon discovered his domestic violence charge. He's only posted about changing his username and had this
>>225694 cryptic deleted post which was only up for a few hours. I hope he comes back and blogs after his arraignment, which is tomorrow.

No. 231434

She doesn't know a lick of Spanish, does she?

No. 231439

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Here's another interesting comment. Lori is pretending like she's married to Kevin. I think the prospect of her losing her cash cow (Kevin's parents) and apartment due to the domestic violence charge has Lori really freaked out so now she's half heartedly acknowledging him on Instagram with the "the boi" comment, and this. Love bombing him like that other anon said.

No. 231457

definitely is using google translate.
she's also been replying to more of her posts. she's definitely trying to do some sort of damage control, now that there's a possibility she could lose her live host kevin.

No. 231472

>Lori upgrading Kevvy from nonexistent person to boyfriend to fiance to married

One can only hope Kev grew a pair and is dumping her. She's failing fast at trying to find a new paypig, you love to see it.

No. 231479

For those that don't speak Spanish, I'm gonna paraphrase this in a way that hopefully highlights how awkward this sounds in my opinion lmao…:

>Guy: I like your lingerie. Not many women dress like this, but those who do are (hot fire heart eyes)x1000

>Lori: it's because I'm latina
>Guy: you know, you're really hot/sexy
>Lori: Just in photo. Really I'm a-sexual
>Guy: You're not hot in person?

(Keeeeek ok, ok, 'hot' could be translated as 'sexual' given the context but I personally think he misinterpreted what she tried to say and that this is more accurate - feel free to disagree Spanish anons)

No. 231487

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Here's the rest of it. It didn't fit in the screenshot. I think she's doing the "tee hee I'm just a gremlin" thing and he asks "what's a gremlin?" Lol she's so bad at selling herself.

No. 231502

this google translate shit is pissing me off. if she actually knew spanish she'd know what words to use…

No. 231520

So, she’s a disabled, Latina, a-sexual who’s “on the spectrum”? Can’t imagine why she’s not attracting higher quality pay-pigs. What a mystery.

No. 231627

isn't she part Chilean or w.e? How does she not know basic spanish?

No. 231664

Kevin's arraignment is today. Does anyone know if the outcome of that will be on the court website? If so, can the anons who found the documents from before post it? It doesn't let me look up that stuff on my phone for some reason.

No. 231671

Or can we stop posting identifying info of the cows on here, even with records? At least block out addresses and phone numbers. All anyone needs to know is name and what the charge was. We don't even need to know the county.

No. 231695

Ayrt, of course. The addresses and anything identifiable should be blacked out. I'm just wondering what the outcome is. I'm not one of the anons obsessed over their apartment.

No. 231698

Kek why are your panties in a twist? If they aren't posting the address or his personal phone then why care. Nobody has even posted anything sensitive or against site rules since the anon that leaked their court info uncensored ITT. Case numbers, court dates and SLC's county are all publicly available and found via a single Google search. All you need to know is his name and city which isn't illegal to post and he broadcasts everything like an idiot. Did you forget he was the one responsible for the doxx? He posted a video showing their address and his full legal name on a box sent to him. Nobody gets in arms when Luna or other cows' court info is posted. Kind of strange anons really care about preserving Kev and Lori's info that has been leaked for months on their own accord. Intentional or not. We have the right to share screen caps and talk about it in depth cause it's milk. Do you really care that much to start riding people's asses before anything even happens? Weird behavior. Mods already came and made an example of the anons that broke rules.

No. 231712

Ok I have to comment on this. Lori had no problem with articulating when she use to jump on stage at cons and ramble in Japanese (just song lyrics she memories) or hold everyone hostage while she talked like she was the center of the universe for the entire time she was with any group of people. She's just a liar. More attention seeking, like all her fake stomach aches and back issues.

I was wondering too. If its anything substantial we'll know eventually.

No. 231724

Going out of you way to post the information yourself, even if you know his name and everything, isn't a reason to be posting it to lolcow. It puts the site at risk of being in trouble for that information being hosted. Just don't be a dumbass when posting things, anon. Other people can go out and get more intricate details if they want. Just post the outcome. Literally nothing else is necessary.

No. 231738

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Here is Kevin's appointment info from SLC court schedule today.

No. 231795

Omg literally

No. 231800

wait was this like the Jonny Craig case where we could have listened in?

lol @ lori unbothered queen getting her “nails did” today

No. 231807

Tbh, this probably involves him defending himself against her and she's the one who innocent because she made the call possibly. instigation until lashing out still counts and her being the real issue.

No. 231813

That would have been hilarious to hear.

Yes this is what someone described as what happened.

No. 231819

On kiwi they mention that the paper work says "no illegal contact with the victim" which does make me wonder if he has been given a stay away order. In my state that is fairly common in all domestic trials. Which would mean if the apartment is in Kevin's name she will be forced by the court to find alternative accommodations because he could be arrested for breaking no contact. And if it's in both their names Kevin could be forced to move back in with his parents until the September hearing because she has less readily available alternate housing. Something to watch out for.

No. 231824


lori seems incapable of living on her own, wonder who she’s gonna latch onto next. i doubt she could truly afford her own place considering all her of begging not working out, her only source of income is probably the meager “influencer” pay dollskill pays her for her low quality posts

No. 231832

"no illegal contact" =/= any contact

No. 231836

Loony seems to be putting on a cool front, but it would be amazing if her own threats to Kevvy finally came back to haunt her and make her homeless.

Did Kevvy really get a lawyer to defend him? Anyone know what that was about? Him still following her on Instagram shows she's still "bombing" him and he's still dumb enough to fall for it.

No. 231908

Lmao this is simply not true. Cry more about "doxxxxxing" when you don't even know what it means . All this is really sus, also we know this two cows lurk the thread constanrly so….

No. 231917

In my state as well. Its It's common place for a temp restrain order to be in place with domestic violence. She has no publuc records of even living in UT so the lease us definitely only on his name. If that's the case I wouldnt be surprised if he let her stay there and went to stay with his brother or parents. Maybe if that happens he will come to his senses and realize how she's ruining his life. I know we dont know what happened but what whatever it was I gave no doubt she played part in his anger.

Everyone should have a lawyer before an arraignment. Especially with the threat of jail. I think its listed someplace over on KF in one of the papers.

Kek, so true anon.

No. 231973

The paperwork does list a lawyer. I mean if you have to go to court it's better to have mommy hire one for you rather then winging it with the public defender if you can. Those people are so swamped it's stupid to rely on them. They wont have time to focus on your case and you technically are taking resources. But mostly hire because prison orange isn't cute.

No. 232037

Thanks for the explanations. Interesting that Lori has been taking her tripod all around the apartment complex lately to take selfies in her tard outfits.

Wonder if these were all shot long ago and she's slowly reposting them, or she's taking as any as she can before she's kicked out.

No. 232081

lmao you replying to the wrong post here?

def taking as many as she could before she’s kicked out….

No. 232108

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Posted six days ago, did lori actually leave her studio apartment to go pose her bare ass on their public lobby’s community furniture?

No. 232129

Tripod on the floor again. Just imagining how ridiculous she looks doing this to normalfags and staff, kek.

No. 232240

That looks like the community area or “office” areas some apartments have. There’s probably no one around which makes this even sadder

No. 232300

Lori hasn't been active on Instagram since July 18th and, more importantly, OnlyFans since July 19th. Last time she was this inactive on OF was when she was moving.

No. 232304

she’s been actively posting stories though

No. 232322

Did she post any after her tacky nails on the 22nd? I didn't see any. Normally she posts stories every day.

No. 232355

It's the shared public area. Since it's summer and everyone who lives there is likely out during the day with lives or on vacations, Loony is hanging around the lobby waiting for a time to take selfies. Doing all that with the stupid outfit and ape expression is so sad.

No. 232386

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Found this on AliExpress

No. 232388

aliexpress influencer lmao

No. 232400

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Some one posted a more descriptive conclusion of what happened at Kevin’s recent court date. It’s stated “No illegal contact with victim or witness” I researched this statement and it all falls to it being a no contact order LOOOOOL! Which means no contact with living, in person meet ups, text, phone, social media NOTHING! Until the courts drop that or Lori ask them to she is fucked. Last I had my friend check the apartment was in Kevin’s name. Lori has no history of anything because she doesn’t work. Everything had been in everyone else’s name. Why do you think she put up wiry Ricky’s shit? Because she said she had no where else to go because the apartment was in his name. I’m hoping Kevin’s parents isn’t crazy enough to pay for an apartment her woman who ruined his life. Make her ass get up and work or go back to her own parents and let them take care of her. This would explain why she hasn’t been posting since the 18th.

No. 232423

she just spams her photos in the reviews and they steal them.

No. 232426

Stfu doxxing anon. No one gives a shit. I highly doubt your friend is able to find who has their name on the lease of their apartment and other personal information. Stop coming here already.

No. 232427

I for one am interested. Please nonny keep posting!

No. 232429

that's not doxxing dumbass

No. 232435

So she's possibly been kicked out and latergramming?

Keep us updated anon, ignore the wk tard who doesn't know what doxing is.

No. 232448

god those extensions are ratty. just wear a wig you dumb bitch, or your own hair

I know she has to lift her hair a lot to get to the color it is now, but if she uses olaplex and limits heat styling her hair could deal with it. it's Current Year, you don't need to bleach your hair til it breaks off anymore, we have the technology

No. 232527

So hypothetically if someone did a wellness check on them and they were discovered together, Kevin would get arrested? Even if the apartment is in his name and Lori “showed up” (we know she lives there, but that’s probably a lie they’d try to spin)

No. 232561

nta but no, lori would have to call the police on him. these kinds of orders are always violated by insane couples anyway.

No. 232590

thank you for the info but you seem a little unhinged. you good?

yeah but she bleaches the shit out of her hair at home. i doubt she goes to a salon for anything. l

are we all sure that lori is the victim in this case? or could it be a neighbor who tried to call the cops on a fight

No. 232594

Exactly she's a full fledged grifter. She lives off of others. It will be funny when she runs out of people to do this to.

Good question, I think they would be considered bystanders and would have to file their own complaint. It looks like the police are the plaintiffs though. I assume they responded and decided to arrest him with cause and neighbors call was just the facilitator.

No. 232638

I have some insight here because a lot of my family works in the domestic violence case management so I grew up with this shit. But it will vary some based on state.
Lori is the victim because it is classed as a domestic dispute. That is reserved for altercations "in the family/household" it if were a neighbor it would be classed as a standard assault neighbors are not classed differently from any other stranger.
The police are plaintiffs because the police can chose to take a domestic issue to court on behalf of the "victim" regardless of the victims stance, because real victims of abuse will regularly recant statements and back off of charges because that is how the cycle of abuse works. Additionally they likely are pursuing the issue because it is to do the interception of an emergency call. Which would piss them off and is a big no no.
In terms of them living together. If this is a stay away order and Kevin got caught breaking no contact he could be put in prison until his court date. This is also in an instance where Lori comes and invades his space, he his the perpetrator in this case and therefore the one responsible to keep away. Say she broke in, basically his only potion would be to lock himself in a bathroom and call the cops legally. He needs to prove that he has made a genuine effort to not be around her. Otherwise he is in contempt of court. That said there is regularly contact in stay away situations, especially when the charges are bogus, because both parties are willing to just not snitch on themselves and the cops don't find out. You also regularly see the victim in the bogus cases convince the perpetrator that its ok to meet and then turn around and use it as blackmail or a way to call the cops on them again.
ot and in canada, but foodie beauty on youtube is facing an identical situation where she pressed charges on her fuck buddy and then decided to drop when he stepped back in line. but the cops made the decision to move on the case anyway because the guy is a scum bag and the accusation was rape.
It's the same in the US. if they feel motivated/pissed the cops can throw the book.

No. 232680

thanks for the information, it helps put things into context. it’s clear they’ve always had an extremely toxic relationship and i hope that this situation splits them up for good.

No. 232779

Sorry nona, yes I replied to the wrong post.
You are not being slick. We know what you are trying to do and we laugh about it (and you). Stop embarassing yourself

No. 232821

It would be fantastic to watch if she totally ran out of people to live off due to her own actions.

Is Kevvy silent from posting lately? I wonder if his lawyer told him to stop and now Lori is letting him follow back, could be a sign that she's not at the apartment.

No. 232827

>Is Kevvy silent from posting lately? I wonder if his lawyer told him to stop and now Lori is letting him follow back, could be a sign that she's not at the apartment.

Complete silence from him as of late. He has followed Lori for all of June and July without any blocks. He did not leave a "like" on her current nun photos that she uploaded yesterday (from an old set) but sometimes it takes him a day or so to actually leave the like. If it's still not there tomorrow my guess is that he's staying offline entirely.

The pre-trial hearing is on September 8th though. I will be so bummed if there's no Kevin content for months lol.

No. 232829

Still with the stay away tinfoil, but social media interaction does count as a violation. If he was following her prior to the incident there is not technically a president to call it "contact" unless she blocks and unblocks him and he re-follows. So I think he can continue to follow her if that's how things have been for a while, but there is legal grounds to arrest him for violation if he liked a post. But that would rely on Lori reporting it or the cops tracking them online anyway. It just adds to the theory. Smart plan would be to just not interact with anything she does on IG until after the trial even if Lori is on his side.

No. 232867

Ayrt, that's what I was thinking too. But I wonder when the no contact order was taken out because they had a few blocking episodes in April and May. Kevin was arrested April 20th. Was it only after the July 22nd arraignment that the no contact order was placed? If that's the case then you're probably right. He's probably listening to the advice of his lawyer.

No. 233017

Loony might be latergramming stories of being in the apartment considering the reposting lately. Things seemed to have gone south since they both started deleting things around a month ago like >>225694 and >>216778

No. 233167

this is probably one that was issued by the police before or at the arraignment rather than by lori. also it's not a tinfoil, it says on the arraignment paper that there's an order.

No. 233419

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I know this is 5 days old but the blurred rolls and hair are killing me

No. 233513

You can see her real fried hair lying on the extensions too. I just imagined anyone who saw her thinking she was mentally ill. Whenever she does these public pics I just imagine her real face and how dumb she must look. If she was young I could see people thinking "well kids acting like kids"! But they see a middle aged woman in a cheap schoolgirl outfit with ratty extensions, hooker shoes and stupid nails. They dont get the, as ugly as it is, edited version.

Garuntee many people think she's in porn or a prostitute.

No. 233514

at least she looks slightly better in that shitty dolls kill miku outfit than eugenia cooney.

No. 233527

Anyone who comes across her must think she's a methhead prozzie and she knows it. That's why she's never with friends or without her walmart sunnies.

Imagine being middle-aged not being able to go outside, and not without the one sad bag she wears with all her dated polyester fits that don't fit, kek.

No. 233567

She wishes she was as thin as Eugenia and kek, no she doesn't.

Especially in SLC with its massive amount of druggies. And yeah, she's a pathetic walking advertisement who works for free. That bag is so ugly. I've seen nobodies on twitch get designer bags sent to them for free but theres Lori with her age old ugly polyester Dk bag with all the crap hanging off of it like it's 2002. Such a successful influencer.

No. 234040

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Hope you're staying safe too, Lori! And hopefully Kevin free.

No. 234059

she literally doesn't have underboob here. how pathetic.

No. 234061

Pushing your tits into your gaping chest hole to force cleavage is not underboob.

No. 234078

Another latergram? Her press-on claw nails keep changing.

No. 234099

Good catch, anon. She just got new pink pointy claws last week and unless she took them off after a few days, this is a latergram. I wonder where she's staying. I really hope she finds a new dude to leech off of. Kevin would lose his fucking mind.

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No. 234102

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I don’t know why Abuela shoops her photos damn near to oblivion, yet always neglects to correct the alignment of her centre front tooth.

No. 234112

Kek at her wearing two pairs of socks of different lengths on top of eachother to try to hide the weight she's gained

No. 234121

She looks awful in real life if she's got sliders all maxed out on Snow but still looks this bad. Unless she uses the smileapp again, she can't erase that middle horsetooth.

She's not so uwu loli with the witch nose, long philtrum and lack of upper lip as seen on pics like >>228180 and >>224985

No. 234134

she has such rat like features

No. 234230

She actually has a long, thin philtrum and gives herself rat face with those asian beauty filters to try and hide her hideous smokers mouth. It's so bad in candids.

No. 234245

Even if it looks terrible, at least she's trying a different facial expression other than the puffed out cheeks. That face makes me want to a-log.

No. 234267

Wouldn't matter how she edits herself, this fake face she created isnt pretty, cute or attractive.

>rat like features
She really does and even more so without the edits.

No. 234345

I think she's editing herself a bit chunkier. Hear me out nonitas; the incel dream is the big thigh, big breast no waist 2d girl
A classic is the too small-programmer socks. It's supposed to make the thigh "run over". It's not her being big in any capacity, she's buying too small outfits to please the coomers.

It's simple retarded hentai logic in all its glory and sadness. That's also why she started photoshopping herself more tan, to get incel points.
Everything she does Is aimed at pleasing men. She might be retarded and late to the party but she's not stupid in that sense

No. 234428

Hentai has nothing to do with aestetics. Thots didnt invent the muffin top thighs. Thats not even only a hentai thing. Its what happens, no matter your size, unless youre an ana or your thigh highs reach up high enough to cover the fatty midsection of the thigh. This is such a weird and specific nitpick. Especially Because most of these only come in one size. You need to go out of your way to get plus sized leggings. She most likely has never bought plus sized leggings. As someone who used to be a costplayer. These are nylon and stretchy and even the striped tube socks from Amazon have stretch, but they aren't as long as the laced tops tights type.

No. 234442

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Bullshit. She has gained 20-30 lbs over the past few years and won't size up her clothes so of course her fat is spilling over. She isn't fat but she's definitely way more porky than she used to be.

Speaking of Lori overeating, she posted this stupid story. It's a video of her eating a burger and she wants people to pay for this burger eating content over on OF. I don't know wtf she is thinking.

No. 234445

>she's editing herself fat
>it's for the coomers
>she's not stupid

She's shaped like her feet, stupid, and coomers hate her. It's is why she's still a poorfag living on Kevvy's dime, despite being on OF and trying to get a coomer to be her next paypig for years.

She's been wearing the same unwashed aliexpress garbage that was too small for her from over 5 years ago. It's just that now it's more pronounced because she's packing on the pounds from years of eating Kevvy's food.

This is really fueling the latergramming for over a month now. Maybe an anon who is more observant like >>234099 can pinpoint things but she's been on the same nails for over a month it seems.

No. 234551

she'd edit some tits on then too if that were the case and stop comparing her body to lolis.

No. 234696


Wow. Embarrassingly cheap. Near transparent fabric, zero attempt to align the print, temporary heat treated into shoddy pleats, made for someone 5+ inches taller, newly acquired yet already cutting off circulation at the waist. This is somehow even sadder than the apartment mirror selfies in stripper rags.

No. 234700

She took so many pics with it. Like Kevvy she ignorantly thinks their branded dropship garbage is quality, kek.

No. 234992

she sounds insufferable oh my god

imagine a middle aged white soccer mom trying to fit in with her zoomer egirl daughter’s friend group but she just sounds like she needs to put on some normal clothes and pick up timmy at the soccer game instead of smoking vapes and trying on shitty hot topic fast fashion(learn2sage)

No. 235377

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Kevin made an appearance!

No. 235507

Ain’t he not supposed to be in contact with her because of the DV arrest?

No. 235523

>New hashtag "garbage bag vibes"

Im not surprised, he's to retarded to follow the order.

Even more retarded is if he let her stay in the apartment and he went elsewhere. Still cant tell unless this outfit is still a latergram. I could see holding off on posting this, this look is hideous.

No. 235602

idk what she thinks she’s doing for anyone with that outfit. nobody wants to see some super highly edited selfie of her in garbage bags and rope. who would ever pay for this?

also i always forget how cheap and brittle her furniture looks like. is that a child’s plastic vanity set????

No. 235690

she has some acrylic chair. not sure why she never uses it for photos. a lot of cosplayers use them. why does she buy all this stuff and never use it?

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Like she was “patient” in the past with the victim of her ex husbands SA? Or patient with literally anybody IRL or online? Like she has ever made anyone feel “safe” (destroying Kevin’s computer, shrieking and threatening to self harm, using people etc). Kevin has a court case because of her behavior escalating situations loudly. I doubt Kevin feels “safe”.

I don’t believe she has trouble being heard, and if she feels that way what does she even have to say to be heard? At some point in life you grow up from past situations and stop using them as excuses. They both need to get mental help.

No. 236187

Anything for attention. She's a perpetual victim in her life. Lori was a loud mouth who never shut up and made every hang out about her. She articulated just fine.

No. 236242

Can confirm this. Every single conversation she always talked over whoever was talking to keep the focus on her. If she couldn’t relate or had nothing to say about it, she’d make noises or just interrupt and start talking about stupid shit she was into.

No. 236253

and who the fuck are you supposed to be?

No. 236289

Exactly, it was so obnoxious and annoying. She would find tons of ways to monopolize every situation. If being loud or saying dumb things didnt work she would find other ways to interupt like complain about her stomach hurting. Almost every meal with her around involved her stomach hurting too. A lot of people got fed up with her because of it and that wasn't because of her known drama, but because she was to annoying to be around.

Apparently there are people who remember what an annoying cunt this cow was (and clearly still is).

No. 236341

We are all Momokun and/or Vamplette.

No. 236370


Lori has ALWAYS been an obnoxious attention whore. She's never given a fuck about others and will do anything to get attention in a social setting. Back in the day, she'd scream out random edgelord shit at cons ("I'm going to Kermit suicide!! Hurr hurr!!") and pout like a toddler if she wasn't getting the attention she thought she deserved. I'm sure that hasn't changed. People may have excused her histrionics back in the 2000s but time marches on and there's a reason Lori is a friendless social pariah. She's destined to die alone because she's intolerable cunt to be around.

No. 236595


Considering he's still logging into play World of Warcraft, yeah they're probably still in the same home.

No. 236920

It doesn't even make sense to have a lawyer if he's going to blatantly defy court orders. His parents must be idiots. Can't wait for the pretrial hearing on September 8 or whatever.

No. 236929

he probably just totes trusts lori!

No. 236983

Anyone planning on watching the trial? lol

No. 237078

Did she still unblock him while he's liking her posts? He's beyond retarded letting her live there during the orders.

A cowtrial would be amazing, kek

No. 237393

He's been unblocked and following her account since June this time.

Yeah someone needs to drop the zoom link here for us please.

No. 237437

I think they will post the Webex link on the website, possibly closer to the trial. Now I'm wondering if they'll be there in person or virtual though, which could be even more hilarious if they're in their living room testifying against each other.

No. 237454

In my head Kevin was showing up to irl court with his 2008 scene hair and yellow bandana pants. If I were artistically inclined I would draw this. If some artanon could whip this up for me I would be so happy.

No. 237455

Hope someone can record it for the rest of us, the milk is sure to be amazing.

No. 238057

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Her recent autism larp is intensifying I wonder if it has anything to do with the court date

No. 238144

She's probably googling tips on how to build the case and act like she's a victim on the spectrum.

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No. 238210

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They each posted 2 hrs ago, wonder what's going on. Kev has been radio silent until today, anyone think it's a coincidence that Whori's pissed and Kucky is hoping everything's okay?

No. 238211

His pretrial was this morning wasn't it? Maybe everything got pushed back so he's hoping it's okay, or everything went fine and he's waiting to hear back on something

No. 238300

Pre-trial is in a month, Sept 8th.

No. 238302

Wonder if she had to go do something IRL for the trial and people were laughing at how she looked.

No. 238335

I assume Kevin is sad because of the death of his favorite fictional husbando, Bakugo. They might have killed the character off in the series. It also explains the photo of the figure. Kev's just a big manbaby crying over anime.

No. 238355

I'm not even going to look this up because absolutely everything you said is quintessential Kev

No. 238605

I want to believe.

Also looks like it's been 2 months or more of Lori reposting old sets or latergramming. Maybe she really was booted out.

No. 238695

Actually hilarious we're speculating over court shit when it's absolutely this kek

No. 238698

Yeah it literally references a chapter in the caption lol. He's talking about animu or manga.

No. 238708

I miss Kevin posts so much. I wish he'd blog more.

No. 238743

Same. His posts are hilarious whereas anything coming from lady oldface is just bitter and gross.

No. 238787

My tinfoil is that his parents got him on some kinda meds after the arrest, possibly getting him to agree to it by promising they would hire him a lawyer

No way was just an arrest enough to stop him sperging out online, it's got to be because he is medicated and feeling more subdued. He is too much of a cow to just log off

No. 238793

Maybe but I think he just found other corners of the internet to go to. Doesn't he play WoW a lot? I also I know he's in sneaker buy/sell groups but I'm not sure how much actual blogging he does in those. Probably more sob story stuff there.

No. 238908

It's a possibility but as much as Kev likes to chimp out he's also a massive coward, so I wouldn't completely rule out him being in hiding

No. 239202

Hmm. Kevin has unfollowed Lori on Instagram. He isn't blocked, because his likes still show up on her page. This is the first time in a long time he's unfollowed her.

No. 239287

i mean court IS coming up… maybe he wants to lie low

weird to think that for two people that are like obsessed with taking selfies of themselves they never really produced content of themselves. no youtube videos together, rarely any selfies together…

No. 239292

They did when Kevin was Lori's Hiro cosplay prop but that's really been it. It's obvious she doesn't love him. I think she loves the fact that he's obsessed with her though. Remember that the only reason they are in a relationship is because Lori wanted to make her cheating ex Rikki jealous because she had the attention of a "cute boy."

No. 239353

That might have started it but it only continued because she has no place and no one at this point. She may have even started with Kevin specifically to gave a place to go knowing it was over with Ricky. I've always wondered if she ever loved Kevin at all but it is Lori, has she ever loved anyone but herself?

No. 239393

honestly i hope kevin can have a redemption arc, he just seemed like a normal mormon raised weeb with some autism/adhd before lori. hopefully this will force them to go their separate ways. he still has some time to grow up, get a decent haircut, and just start working at a zumies or something. i hope like another anon tinfoiled, he may be on some meds for his mental health now. lori could still grow up too, but i don't think she could ever "redeem" herself as she's been infamous in the cosplay community too long and is just too old to get popular with gen z. but i think she could start dressing and acting closer to her own age, maybe continuing insta but going back to more of the "witchy faerie elf" thing she was into before with crystals. i think the milk is officially dead with these ones. hopefully their online presences will soon disappear completely. it'd be best for both of them.

No. 239443

I don't buy it. Kevin was already a cow in the making before Lori found him. And he started going psycho very early on in their relationship. It isn't like Lori turned him into a mess. I think they both bring out the worst in each other. If he were "normal" he would have stayed in Utah without Lori when his parents rescued him from Washington and that would've been the end of that chapter and he would have just been another victim in the long list of Lori victims. But he isn't normal. He's addicted to the drama of their relationship and is an active participant.

No. 239452

yeah agreed. he is a crazy person who lives for drama. he will be back to posting after the court date, especially if he gets penalized in any way.

remember nonnies, this is the same guy who stopped his live in girlfriend from calling 911, and they only arrested HIM for it. if they were playing around on the phone it would have been both of them.

i'm still not entirely convinced it was Lori who broke his PC. he already cut his own leg open, what's a computer right?

No. 239454

Wasn't it Lori who posted the pics of a destroyed monitor on FB and captioned it "lol my monitor is destroyed" or was there another time when Lori smashed Kevin's PC? It's been so many years I can't remember if there were one or two destroyed computers.

No. 239502

She had to quickly attach herself to someone to grift off. There's a pattern of her using marriage to avoid being homeless but nobody wants her. Is she even divorced from the previous guys? Funny that she and Kevvy were "engaged" for so long.

Wasn't it Lori and the guy she was cheating with who broke Kevin's stuff?

No. 239547

This is true. Lori's criteria for a relationship is can she live off you, will you pose in pictures with her featuring her current skinwalk and what phase is her previous relationship in/how quickly does she need a new "momo-chan".

Lori is a user and self serving person, it's how she gets by.

No. 239676

pretty sure rikki and lori broke his pc and iirc it was around the same time he pissed on her zero two suit (supposedly, but she was never seen in that same suit again)

No. 239681

Lori is still uploading pics of the old apartment. Is the homeless saga beginning?

He totally pissed on that suit. It's thanks to Kevvy's chimpouts that this thread even exists.

No. 239924

or maybe she’s realizing she’s getting older fast

No. 240012

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What are you talking about, anon? Lori looks youthful, like a forever vampire!

No. 240056

That teeth filter. Yikes.

No. 240058

she looks like one of those homeless druggy who steals all her clothes from thrift shops, smells like piss and probably being called the crazy pink lady or shit like that by the kids in her neighborhood.

No. 240061

Fake marabou already shedding. Another chink rag that'll disintegrate if washed.

No. 240089

Oh how I wish I could see this in motion.

No. 240104

Thought she was wearing those plastic dentures kids get for halloween to hide the rotted and missing teeth.

She has yet to come to terms with what year it is and how old she is, even homeless druggies look more put together.

She's balding due to drugstore bleached hair, hiding her crowsfeet under cheap sunglasses and covering her sagging jowls and philtrum with her claws. She's very much aware of how shitty she looks but for some reason believes her china dropship choices disguise it.

No. 240138

there's a lady in my town who wears a pink tutu everywhere, she is in her 50s, barely eats and lives in a bedsit. big Lori vibes

No. 240153

idk what you're talking about. She is clearly rich. I mean she's posing by a fountain in fabulous clothes, platform shoes and designer shades. Obviously living in the lap of luxury here. What a queen.

No. 240209

You know how I mentioned Kevin unfollowed Lori but he wasn't blocked? Well now Lori is following him on Instagram. The love bombing is real. She hardly ever follows him. He's back to following her again, of course.

No. 240243

WTF!! She looks hideous.

Kek, that fountain is in the building across from hers too. Theres a video she posted showing her balcony rails and they aren't the same as the ones overlooking that fountain. I'll call it a tinfoil since I didnt screenshot anything but in a video she posted you can see her balcony rails outside her sliding door because of where shes filming. They are a beige color with a geometric shape and more solid. They aren't black wrought iron like show in >>240012.

The office and nice lobby are in the building with the fountain. She literally walks over there for pictures.

Lori's desperation is the funniest thing about her. She's so deluded, she has no clue what a poor fag she obviously is.

No. 240251

We need calendaranon!

Maybe calendaranon can throw in estimates of when Loony stopped living in their place and started doing posts of old apartment pics to hide she's been latergramming for months.

No. 240308

Ayrt, I am calendar anon lol. I don't think I've made a calendar since May because they mostly stopped doing the blocking/following stuff. It's a different anon that noticed Lori's nails and others that catch the lategrams. I should get back to my calendar ways though.

No. 240347

It’s hard to place her instagrams in time with the nails, because her pics are always so blown out and blurred to hell. All the manicures she gets just turn into hot pink blobs, even the shade of pink is hard to pin down since she fucks with the colors in her pics so much, but….

The pic on the right is from when she did that set with the ugly telephone purse back near valentines, I think? The left pic, we haven’t seen the skirt/robe yet, but she wore the cape part with lingerie back near valentines as well. So, both of these appear to be from the same time, around Valentines?

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From a comment she left today on a mutual friend's facebook (as a reply to a post talking about how OP "can not kinesthetically function with very loud music and even with sound dampening ear plugs in, it messes with my balance."

another spectrum claim while ignoring the actual problem to talk about herself

"ear plugs don't help" "I just wear ear plugs"

No. 240367

"spectrum ass"…? lori you are not autistic you tard

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Has she ever used the word autism though? Or is she using the word spectrum in the most vapid, “neurodiversity spectrum” TikTok idiocy sort of way?

No. 240390

Yes. She’s self proclaimed she has autism a couple of times.

No. 240414

She's running out of things to latergram that she's even reposting more from the old apartment. She was literally 2 sizes thinner, kek.

Between her letting Kevvy follow and old posts, something is happening.

No. 240447

She’s got to be on drugs, right? That pic on the right is one of the worst she’s ever posted. What the fuck is that face she’s making? And her index finger has literally been blurred into nonexistence. Was that a still from a video or did she actually post a photo that bad?

No. 240478

Being a bpdfag doesn't mean you're on the spectrum Lori.

No. 240485

It's a still from a video. The video wasn't of anything, just that caption and then her face twisting into some sort of smile.

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Arranges pre-cut cheese, crappy bread, and wine in plastic cups, likely in apartment lobby. Makes two stories about it.

No. 240688

Looks like some kind of free event and she picked things off of a cheese plate platter.

No. 240713

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Lol Kevin wants two accounts? He can barely keep up with the one.

No. 240716

When was the last time he cosplayed something? A year ago, two years ago? Same with Lori, no actual cosplay in so long.

No. 240717

i don’t understand why he thinks he needs to divide the two? nuance…? he can just post about his two hobbies on one account if he wants. there’s literally skaters who have hobbies outside of skating as well and freely post them on their account ..? and there’s even cosplay skaters like kien caples who’s gone pro but still cosplays freely

No. 240720

That's some weird zoomer group think (I know he's like 30) implying people can't be more complex than the some of their hobbies/labels. I don't see why he needs to segment what is supposed to be his personal Instagram either. It's just social media Kev, do what makes you happy.

No. 240725

Because none of this is a hobby. He wants to grow a following and make money, hence the different pages. He's pulling an onision. Both will be void of followers, because he's only entertaining when we make him tard rage over his dumb bitch.

No. 240734

This delusional hag trying to flex grocery store bought manager’s special cheese tray scraps with plastic cups of box wine. She actually thinks this makes her look rich. It’d be sad if she wasn’t such a deranged bitch.

No. 240760


No. 240793

Wonder what it's like being middle-aged and never having eaten at a typical restaurant or travelled outside of the apartment.

Kek, her pic was taken in a place away from the normalfags at the lobby because she knows she's that embarrassing looking.

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No. 240862

This outfit makes no sense for the gym. Doubtful she worked out at all.

No. 240874

She totally has friends u gaiz…

Imagine trying to work out and having some random middle aged lady in pigtails and fishnets approach you for a spicy babe selfie… then afterwards she goes on for 20 mins about her homie homie macaroni forbidden spicy & begs you to tell all your friends and family to sub a dub

No. 240887

I feel like I remember someone saying Kevin has some kind of schizo disorder and stopped taking his meds. Is that true or was it just speculation?

So much of his behaviour would make sense in the context of some kind of psychotic delusions of grandeur or paranoia… Though he's so consistent with them I wouldn't discount him just being room temp IQ and mentally stunted

No. 240892

kek she wears her extensions to the gym? what a freak

No. 240913

That poor woman on the background looks like she just wanted to continue working out but felt bad for the homeless woman that asked for a selfie.

No. 240920

Who the fuck works out wearing sandals?

No. 240930

is this the apartment gym? weird to take a gym picture when you're not actually going to the gym

No. 241016

She also has flip flops so I doubt either them is working out. Tweaker buddies?

No. 241019

She really took some knockoff Tevas, ratty extensions and that ONE purse she owns to the gym? Everything is tragic, the lanyard looks like granny lost her way from comicon.

Interesting that she's been posting a ton of selfies outside of their apartment room lately, almost like she's trying to prove that she still lives with Kevvy and all is well.

>some kind of psychotic delusions of grandeur or paranoia
He basically is the same as Lori, they think that they're super rich, talented, good looking, successful and have fans or something.

No. 241022

Looks like the woman in the background was doing yoga. She’s barefoot and the mat is nearby). I very much doubt Lori joined her in that outfit. Maybe she delivered her that coffee (maybe food in the bag?). In any case, the woman’s body language is not very “yay, gym selfie with my good friend!”, lol.

No. 241271

Yeah but there's something about Kevin's shit that seems so spergy and uncontrolled compared to Lori's, at least to me. Like her retarded delusions are more "calculated" (and I don't mean they're well thought out or intelligent by any means).

Even if she flips out in person, she hasn't flaunted too many freak outs over social media for some time, so there is at least some level of control. Kevin on the other hand spergs openly and freely even at his or Lori's own detriment

No. 241342

Even if that was her face, she look retarded. Now I'm imagining this scenario with her actual old lady face. Garuntee that woman behind her was just being polite.

No. 241424

Take a look at those fuckin stompers, gawddamn

No. 241462


Ha, bang on. She looks like that normal woman's sketchy instacart fetchmaid

No. 241473

Why did Lori shop that other chicks legs and feet? I can't make heads or tails of what's going on in that region

No. 241480

Why do loris shoe choices always look like they were designed for the handicapped

No. 241504

That shoe is a solid cheap plastic made in men's widths so it can be sold for like ten dollars.

Lori's flippers take up the whole width which is a testament to how big and wide her feet are.

They are totally working instacart and uber. There was a post where Kevvy mentioned wearing a "fit" to work, kek. Lori most likely is doing the same thing.

Imagine ordering a coffee and realizing your delivery guy got one for free from the coffee place because he had a spergout, or the delivery woman was a sad crackhead who took selfies near you, so you act nice to be safe.

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No. 242011

has kevin moved out and she’s just completely taken over the whole place with all her alibaba plushies

No. 242025

literal rat teeth

No. 242063

~*~serving up fridge-shaped realness~*~
Lorena, you are FAT

No. 242069

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I cannot unsee this

No. 242078

Ancient movies are somehow higher res than abuela's gameboy camera filtered selfies.

No. 242079

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My personal sleep paralysis demon was this frame

No. 242087

jesus. girl really needs to put a breast form on her amazon wishlist instead of overpriced canned bubble tea.

No. 242091

now that is a fridge, can see why she photoshops that hard now

No. 242112

>say your almost 40 without actually saying it

No. 242135

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Lori claims genetics meanwhile giving herself virtual plastic surgery because she’s too poor to afford getting actual work done.

No. 242137

Looks like a pen and paper on the floor to sign for the delivery? I think you're right, the vibe in that photo is similar to those "dancing delivery person caught on camera" and it's clearly not a gym outfit. Well at least lori has a real job outside of 200pixel selfies for Onlyfans

No. 242139

imagine wearing that to work. in slc of all places. not exactly a destination spot. utah is hicksville.

No. 242142

Oh Lori, so full of shit. Have your fun fooling strangers. We all know what you really look like and your ramen diet is not called a "lifestyle". Its just being poor.

No. 242147

>genetics and lifestyle

Lori who hasn't posted an unfiltered pic and hides how awful she looks for her age because she's living in poverty and eating garbage.

Again she talks about other girls getting work done when she's too much of a poorfag to ever afford it. She bitched about being unable to afford fillers, but it would take far more than that to make her passable.

The next thread OP pic needs to be her real face from one of those conventions as a reminder.

No. 242150

Kek agreed, maybe this screenshot >>242135 with her unfiltered pics. She is so delusional and you can tell she’s seething, it’s hilarious.

No. 242159

Maybe an anon who can make one of those morphing gifs can do a new one, from the fake meitu face to her real face.

No. 242205

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Surprised no ones talking about this amazing hand editing.

> but guys I'm all natural and never edit my photos!

No. 242210

i mean, you can barely see it because of how low the photo quality is.

No. 242238


yes, your lifestyle would prevent skin from sagging seeing as how you're the biggest you've ever been and your meatsuit is currently stretched by the new stores of adipose fat. Keep tossing back bowls of hamburger soup and weeb candy as you lurch into middle age.

No. 242240

I would have questions about hygiene if something rolled up looking like that with my food. Does Door Dash or Grub Hub have no sanitation standards?

No. 242245

no. they put it on the restaurant to keep food safe.

No. 242258

This bitch has teeth missing, talking about "muh lifestyle". Has she ever even eaten a vegetable?

No. 242266

I mean if you count those “lettuce wraps” she made Kevin a few years ago I guess she ate lettuce at least one time. Otherwise it’s just a giant ball of meat in beef broth.

No. 242302

Her skin has been sagging for over a decade.

She makes the ape-like expression to hide how sunken and prolapsed her mouth and nasolabials are, and erases the wrinkles and shadows. She's having a hard time editing herself thinner recently and making these cope posts, so she must be going through some kind of crisis.

Notice how she's been reposting things from several months ago. The historical pics were already edited to make herself look much thinner than she ever was because all her candids show she's been forever stumpy and unhealthy.

No. 242385

She pretends like it; meanwhile she's charging simps on OF to watch her eat a "burgie." She always says the most basic, boring shit when ppl ask her stuff on insta too:

>"Why are you so beautiful?"

>"Genetics"/"I eat my veggies"/"All ladies are beautiful"

No. 242446

y'all think she's been gaining so much weight recently because she's been sneaking food from her deliveries since she's too poor to afford any?

No. 242557

Shes gained because she eats garbage and is getting older."Burgies" and ramen and canned drinks are full of additives which create fat deposits. She clearly has tons of soft tissue, she doesn't exercise and relies on editing her pictures.

No. 242663

Yeah even if she restricts calories, there's only so much you can do when you get so little nutrients from your food. She needs vitamins and protein and fiber, she obviously doesn't get that

That's why her hair looks like shit too, although the bleaching doesn't help

No. 242669

That hair is awful, it looks so trashy.

No. 242827

She doesn't realize that the state of her skin, hair and teeth are the biggest giveaways of how old and poor she is.

No. 243046

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Here's Lori eating a very sad hamburger while her nose attempts to bounce off her face. All natural!

No. 243049

you can literally see her nostrils glitching into the burger. why the hell did she post this? im starting to think she's got shit eyes because shes getting so old kek

No. 243065

POV: a rotting zombie is devouring your still-living body.

No. 243079

>nose melting into the hamburger
>pretending to eat
>shaking to hide her ghoulish face

She's such a tweaker she can't even see how bad her videos are. Granny hasn't gone to an eye doctor because those contacts are doing no favors.

No. 243105

She looks like a little person in this KEK

No. 243111

legit terrifying. does she think shes simulating sex while bobbing up and down like that with a frozen microwave burger? sad. she looks demented and homeless which isn't far off.

No. 243240

Like all the rest of her videos it's always comprised of several edits.

Which means she spent a lot of time just to get what she thinks is the perfect set of tripod shots. She must look like a megatard IRL.

No. 243246

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Look at the texture of the burger bun under her hand vs. where it’s getting pulled into her vanity filter next her face. She must genuinely have the skin quality of an old saddle. Also, kek at her pulling her shirt up over her chin to hide it in some of the shots.

No. 243625

So she had to give us evidence that she eats garbage only days after it was spoken about here? Her level of retarded is really something.

She looks gross.

No. 243700

That burger looks disgusting.

No. 243735

It doesn't even appear to be a burger. It just looks like she's fake eating a bun. I really can't understand her thinking that men will want to pay money for the "full video" of that.

No. 243907

I noticed that Lori only has 6 OF posts for the month of August vs 13 in July and 15 in June. Seems like she hasn't been keeping up this month.

No. 243910

Tinfoil: she got kicked out of the apartment hence the lack of recent photos but still has the key and goes inside only when Kevvy is out. There’s that series of her hanging in the common areas + outside the complex.

No. 243923

Yeah Lori seems crazy enough to do that shit. I can’t remember right now, but didn’t Scott say that she broke into his dorm?
If she’s been kicked out though, I wonder where she has been living.

No. 243924

Sage your tinfoil

No. 243927

Well then whats your theory for her not posting shit from the apartment mr genius?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 244012

I'll bounce off this tinfoil with another. She is still in the apt but she either got fatter or has no money for her ali express speshul outfits right now so no pictures which is why we get nasty vids of her from the neck up eating burgies.
Also, Kevy is with Mommy and Daddy and they are holding him in their home till the court date and trying to talk sense into him.

No. 244056

This is the most pics we've ever seen of her outside yet not in the apartment and always alone. Many of the apartment pics in the past month were from earlier this year.

It make sense that she got kicked out and is hanging around the building as if she still lives there. That awkward pic with a random gym woman was such a tell, she was not dressed for the gym and looked like a lost crackhead.

No. 244086

Think we all know they are both still living there but laying low on social media so Kevin doesn't do jail time for violating a court order. If Lori was forced out, there would be tacky Gofundmes pretending she's been victimized for handouts. Kevin would be posting about finding new life direction or break from the oppression of 'the city' if he had to leave.

No. 244100

I also believe it is this.

No. 244121

Agreed its what would make the most sense, and they absolutely would use one of them moving out as an excuse to beg for handouts.

Besides neither have friends or anywhere to go. Kevins parents moved out of state if i recall, whos he gonna stay with, one of the moms of one of those teens he skates with? And Loris convinced him that taking selflies is a real job while simultaneously also convincing him that her broken spine prevents her from working too hard or finding a real job, therefore she doesnt have enough money to live alone.

I lowkey hope he uses the fact that her antics got him arrested as leverage against her. “Babe I cant give you money for round1, one of us cant work due to an arrest record remember?” “I got arrested for you so the least you can do is leave some french fries for me!”

No. 244202

I agree with this too but I can see why anyone would tinfoil that Lori ran out of money for her top fashion photoshoots.

No. 244293

Lori unfollowed Kevin sometime within the last few days. I haven't kept a calendar in awhile because there was barely any activity on that front but I probably should've logged August. They had a few unfollowings.

No. 244307

Is it time for the court appearance?

No. 244347

It's on Sep 8.

No. 244376

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No. 244428

taking pics of your blown out ass isn't a small business lori.

No. 244487

Is there a way to watch stream? I remember an anon saying they might.

>Lori deluding herself into thinking she has friends and a business

No. 244513

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it's a pretrial conference, so i don't think we'll be able to watch. wonder if that means it may not go to trial at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ found this definition:

"A pre-trial conference is a proceeding in both felony and misdemeanor cases where the prosecutor and your attorney meet out of court in an attempt to negotiate a deal to resolve the case without taking it all the way to trial."

i'm no legal savant but it seems like it might not be something they actually have to go to?

No. 245032

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Post from June 15th. Kevin and Lori would 100% be classified as the “Angela” character with their harassing/bullying and domestic violence Behaviors.

No. 245652

I can't believe the milk has dried up here. It fucking sucks. Lori is my favourite cow. Hope we'll find out what's going on eventually.

No. 245673

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Kevin chimped out today, not that anyone cares but here's what I caught. Pics incoming just for documentation sake. He seems to be upset that we aren't talking about him or whori much anymore. How's that court date looking Kev?

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No. 245677

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No. 245678

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No. 245679

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No. 245680

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And last. Watch out lolcow, Kev's gonna be the hero and take us ALL down!

No. 245754

Kevin you dumb asshole, Lori doxxed you both by constantly posting photos of the outside of your apartment complex.

No. 245780

nona you really should've bumped the thread with this shit so im doing it for you. yayyyyy kevvy manic episode spergout!

No. 245784

Sorry Nonita, I assumed nobody cared anymore so I didn't wanna risk a ban over a photo dumb of Kevvy being a loser kek thank you for the bump!

No. 245787

is this a RECENT photo, kuckvin?

my GOD, why would he post this?
the expression and extremely wrinkled forehead are unflattering and they do not help the fact he already looks like he’s pushing 36.

No. 245789

When has Kevin been accused of photoshopping? Unfortunately for him I think we all think what's what he really looks like. Poor thing. Also the old pics are about the fact that he can't be photographed at home because he will go to jail not because we think he is the one clinging to the illusion of youth.

"Phone died and I couldn't be bothered to charge" here is a tinfoil for you, it took him time to find the money to sit at a McDonalds and charge his phone. The homeless saga is here.

And your address is public because of your domestic violence charge arrests and court dates are public record with all of your info included.

No. 245793

>pretrial sperging from Kevvy

Kevvy really does thinks he's still engaged to abuela, the same abuela who would gladly send him to jail. He also thinks he has friends and is still fixated on the height post from months ago? Megakek.

>supporting people would be easier

Says someone wearing basic polyester dropship and replica shoes. He is literally starving and needs to be "gifted" a used pair that he thinks is real.

No. 245797

I love how he thinks that you cant hate your relationship but be 'devoted' to acting like it's happy. It's literally a tropeat this point of toxic couples who would rather stay together than prove the 'haters' wrong. Also you can have a boring live and not post online, if anything people with boring lives tend to not have anything to post so nothing contradictory here.

You wanna know what IS contradictory Kevvy? Claiming people who are in these threads are 'bozos' but you're admitting the first thing you did when you 'went back on your phone after days' was check these threads to painstakingly read through people talking about you negatively and then post about how totally unbothered you are with more stories than most people post in a week.

No. 245807

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Oh boy, found a stray.

No. 245808

Lol somehow I knew this is why he was chimping out about this. He's seeing all the attention and money keffals is getting and thinks it's a path to fame

No. 245811

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He should write a song for his #droplolcow campaign. That would surely help the cause. Link in case anyone forgot how talented our Kevvy-boi is!

No. 245816


Interesting. To my knowledge, this is the first time Kevin has ever publically mentioned KiwiFarms. He and Lori have historically avoided naming KF because their thread had countless receipts proving that they are both literal piece of shit who abuse animals and people.

KF might be gone but Lori and Kevin are still dumpster fires with an inescapable history of antisocial behavior. Fortunately, they can't escape the truth about who they are. People deserve to know that Lori Cerda and Kevin Hanft are predators.

No. 245844

He's so predictably monkey brained.

Now that he named KF and lolcow, people are just going to find the threads about them and find out how shitty they are.

No. 245847

is he valid guys? does he hope?

No. 245858

Kevin troon phase when