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Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.
Previous Thread (#16: >>>/w/216378
Vintage Milk:>Textbook ugly-duckling-turned-mega-bitch after high school>Claimed ‘super abusive’ parents were the absolute most evilest pplz evar and she had to constantly be living on someone's couch to flee the violence>Known pathological liar, her entire cosplay career was a farce built upon other seamstresses work and props>Abused partners emotionally and physically, breaking peoples belongings when she throws temper tantrums, threatening rape allegations and suicide>Mooched off friends and family (living rent free and destroying peoples homes with her trash, indoor smoking, making them buy her things, forcing them to sleep on floors and go without bedding, etc.)>Manipulated teenagers, mentally ill/handicapped cosplayers and any others she deemed “beneath” her into false friendships>Had a rap for being a nymphomaniac, or at very least hypersexual, often pressuring people into sleeping with her when she wanted it. Many times it was in public, at cons or restaurants and other extremely inappropriate spaces.>Held vendettas against better cosplayers, sex workers and artists.>Used her many livejournals to harass and slander other cosplayers like Zan for existing in the community and cosplaying>Her ex-husband raped a developmentally challenged friend of Lori’s and when she found out she pressured the victim, “C”, into suicide. “C” then attempted by taking pills and drinking alcohol. Luckily, “C” survived. She never apologized or tried to right this situation.>Went through husbands like pantyhose and typically only married for housing and money.>Has only ever worked as a cringe cam whore and retail worker (unkown sex shop in WA then Forever 21 in UT)
Condensed Milk from the 10’s:>Self-identifies as a Loli, shares Lolicon on Twitter and follows pedophiles back on IG and Twit>Racist anachan with high-school mean girl tendencies>Painful failtroll with a history of trying to troll /cgl/ and /w/>Forced bf Kevin to self harm to prove his loyalty when she found out he had a female friend she didn’t know well>She cheated on him anyways and used his car to go do it>Both her and Kevin lurk their own thread and Momokun’s>They break up and make up constantly, almost every other day>Kins Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx, truly believes she is her and that the studio copied her to create her likeness>”vampire blood” “anime features” and ”good genes” something something>Will relentlessly tear down other cosplayers who do any cosplay better than her>”Suffers” from an Eating Disorder and body checks in every post>Queen of fucked up Meitu baby face shoops>Edits herself skinnier all over despite wearing XS-S clothing>Panders to pedophiles and degenerates without shame despite having many underage followers>Spends her life fetishizing East Asian culture heavily, specifically Japan, somehow still butchers Romaji>E-begs for money and subs EVERY SINGLE DAY>Abandoned her old terminally ill cat so she could have ferrets. The cat died alone without care>Claimed her ferrets were seriously ill and couldn’t go to a vet, got money and then ended up buying new DollsKill and a new weed vape cart>Kevin lost $300 randomly and vaguely blamed it on Momokun’s friends when it was really just Lori>Kevin has a running delusion that fellow cows Mariah (Momokun) and Vamplette are the OPs of every farm thread and are solely responsible for the surfacing of her past>Lori undoubtedly sowed this seed to use as a deflection, she continually brings it up and talks to Kevin about it publicly even when it’s not related to anything at the moment
Last Milk Delivery: >The "studio or one bedroom" debate continues >>>/w/220213>Kevin posts selfie where he looks like an aging fag who still thinks hes a twink >>>/w/220709>Farmers discover Kevin was arrested on 04/20/2022 >>>/w/220824>Confirmed by finding a story he posted that day that said ACAB >>>/w/220830>Further digging reveals arrested for damaging/interrupting an emergency call in a domestic violence situation >>>/w/220833 >Kevin lawyers up >>>/w/227537 and pleads not guily >>>/w/221268>Seeing he might have to pay a fine upwards of $600, Kevin tries to sell his ugly Guapi pants and dirty sneakers because needs money ASAP >>>/w/216963 >Afraid of losing her bread and butter that is Kevins parents, Lori finally begins to admit she has a boyfriend (aka "the boy") >>>/w/227568 >>>/w/231439>To make it look like they aren't breaking the no contact order Lori posing around apartment complex to prove she lives in luxury by walking in front of a fountain >>>/w/227318 >>>/w/240012 >sitting in the lobby >>>/w/232108 >and posing with strangers in the gym >>>/w/240858>Meanwhile Kevin decides to go silent to pretend he doesn't live there >>>/w/225699>Eventually cracks and continues to sperg about lolcow saying 5'9 >>>/w/245673 and how were a bunch of boolies who deserve to be shut down next like KF >>>/w/245807>With her funds dwindling, Lori begins replying to IG comments that are months old in an attempt to get more subscribers for the spicy >>>/w/228124 her seething about lolcow calling her fat is evident>When those tactics fail, she turns to demeaning herself by making a photoset of herself wearing a strap on >>>/w/250231 >>>/w/250404>Kevin comes to her rescue by once again sperging about friends being fake and unsupportive for simply not liking and subscribing to Loris porn >>>/w/252492 >No wonder he pretends to have make believe friends (aka his parents) who supposedly spoil them with lavish house wine and two oysters >>>/w/251655>But hey its a step above the luxurious plastic cup of wine served with cubed block cheese >>>/w/240686>Kevins case is dismissed! >>>/w/246956>Meanwhile Lori still thinks shes Marin >>>/w/228181>And like shes in peak physical condition simply for not having a baby >>>/w/222873>And supposedly asexual >>>/w/231410>Forever unable to take responsibility for her actions, she's now pretending shes autistic to deflect any shitty behavior >>>/w/230022 >>>/w/238057 >>>/w/240352>Kevin is unable to figure out why he can't gain a following and can't whether he should focus on skating or cosplay, doesn't realize he can simply do both>Even considers making two Instagram accounts. Hasn't realized he doesn't have a following because his content sucks >>>/w/240713 >>>/w/249891 >>>/w/250038>FanX is here and Kevin pretends he was able to afford to go by taking photos in front of some windows >>>/w/251176 >And wearing a half assed Bakugo cosplay >>>/w/251166 Lori posts no photos or mentions even going>Proving shes not a friendless shut in, Lori posts a vid of herself prancing around an abandoned pool during a DJs closing set while wearing glow bracelets >>>/w/253995 >Despite the filters on max and bigfoot sighting level quality of the vids, the weight gain is noticeable >>>/w/253026
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YouTube videos:>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs
Links:>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le
Archived Milk:>pockybox investigationshttps://web.archive.org/web/20070208232936/http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php>wank about the rape incident https://web.archive.org/web/20130311093424/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/685335.html?thread=63139863>usagi’s wank page http://web.archive.org/web/20110908004206/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou>tgtn attesting to Lori's cancerous naturehttps://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou>Djranma’s site https://web.archive.org/web/20070807233745fw_/http://www.djranmas.net/html/lori_cerda/main.htm>Lori's psycho response to Scott's confessionhttp://web.archive.org/web/20070211111059/http:/djranmas.net/media/LoriSide.mp3>cringe engagement video posted by Kevinhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/>cringe ED articlehttps://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Usagi_Kou>the sailor moon moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxSqm6eVR0&feature=youtu.be
Misc.:>Lori’s KF threadhttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/lori-cerda-usagi-kou-zero-two-lori-lewd-lori-lune.82745/>Forbidden Spicy Imgur folder for the lulzhttps://imgur.com/a/GPobLfz
What farmers sarcastically call Kevin, stands for Bishounen or “pretty boy”.>Spicy / Forbidden Spice
This is what Lori calls OnlyFans because she believes her saying the words “OnlyFans” ruin her reach, it’s totally not because it’s her.>Looni
One of Lori’s many nicknames based on her short-lived “Lori Lune” phase.>Sempai / Baka / Onichan
Lori can’t speak or sound out Japanese for the life of her so this is what she spits out, it is always inaccurate and unironic.>BB / Loli / Gremlin
These are terms Lori uses to infantilize and objectify herself. She has an obsession with being a loli, she is an unapologetic autopedophile.>MooMoo
This is Lori’s dog whistle for farmers. (ex. “Hi MooMoo~” “I’m a cute MooMoo”) It recognizes her status as a cow and she thinks it’s a reclamation that gives the term less power over her. (Spoiler: it doesn’t do anything but make it worse)>MooMooKunt
Lori’s pet name for her girl crush Momokun>Merp/Derp/Beep/Boop
Lori mentally has regressed to a 12 year old, resulting in her using meme lingo from decades ago. She still thinks it is not only relevant but cute and charming.>Haters
Anyone, seriously anyone, who has anything critical to say about Lori in any respect. Comments about Lori that are not worshipping her will be blocked or the users will be harassed for days on end by Kevin and Lori.>”HIM BEAUTIFUL”
Lori’s eloquent defense of Kevin’s looks.>Homie homie macaroni/potato
Psychobabble that dribbles from the witches gaping maw >Beep Beep Lettuce
Kevin's distress call>Legussy
Nickname for Lori's weird Lego hand labia
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Thanks for making the thread. Good recap of last thread under "latest milk delivery." It isn't that big of a deal but Lori is 37 now so future threads should reflect that.
Lori posted this the other day. Sure Lori. We dislike you because you are wrinkleless.
Agreed, this is upscale just like our cows kek
Good job OP Nonita!
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"I had haters 12 years ago and I still have haters to this day"
Hot people don't need people to believe in their beauty to be hot? They just are. Once again Lori conflates a lifetime of pandering to the male gaze (w nothing to show for her efforts) as having accomplished something.
So true. What exactly is her excuse for failing in the man department? Shes so desirable but all she ever worked out was hoping from one state to the next. The men she lived with she used till they dumped her or cheated on her and now she's broke and lives in yet another apartment in yet another state with another guy she probably settled on.
What does she tell herself about this? What lie did she make up for herself?
I think this is one of the reasons she pretends she has money or is a "strong boss babe" or whatever. She knows she failed and if she was amazing why didnt she wind up with someone other than a broke kid she latched on to?
A middle aged cow without friends or family, who eats out of amazon ramen cups and wears plastic, is homeless and ebegging for change and can't take an unfiltered edited photo still calling herself good looking and successful.>>254579
Her whole life she never had men pursue her because she never was desirable or pretty. Her claim to success was people saying that she used sex to grift off others for decades. She was so bad at it that her only option was a virgin mormon and is now claiming she's asexual so that she doesn't become homeless.
She's right she doesn't look horrible, she's long past that. Who knows what she is with the rotted body parts and her Attack on Titan looking ass.
>>254572>is herself guilty of mistreating others without holding herself accountable, giving a genuine apology or ever correcting her actions and evolving as a person.>”They owe ME a sub to the spicy as their apology!”
The fact that she posted this and cannot see that it literally describes her is sending me. I love when cows lack complete self-awareness>>254581
KEK she can’t even nab a steadily employed man! But ok Lori were all seething at your welfare budget and sagging skin.
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It might be the weight gain and an editing mistake but her face looks so bloated. I think I might just be used to her making that dumb puffed up face, but she looks really off in this picture.
She tried to correct her lack of upper lip, aged philtrum and messed up teeth but the app backfired a bit.>>254690
Everything in the pic looks dumpy and cheap. Her clown makeup and poses in clothes she's now too fat for make it almost parody.
Tinfoil but the cope posts must be about something, does she follow anyone other than Moo? Maybe other cosplayers?
Shouldn't aging philthrums sag downwards though? Why does she still have lip incompetence, which gives the rodent look.
The only time her lips aren't open is when she's does her poofy cheek face.
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her back rolls!
wtf, it looks like she has tits/cleavage on her back, and her chest is as flat as a board.
lori why would you post this
anyone that's not lori in this thread is likely going to see that first. the teeth are fucking disgusting
Brush your teeth, Usagikou
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Wow, does she not realize how terrible that looks? For someone who's entire identity is centered around her looks, you'd think she would care more about them.
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Lori showing off some lemonade from the same truck that gave Kevin free coffee out of pity.
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Lol poor Lori. Gone are the days of her daily “smol bean jamba juice” she now has to settle on $3 lemonade due to inflation
(Deleted my previous comment because thought it was tropical smoothie not jamba)
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I don't look at foot fetish content but I've still never seen anybody try to sell their feet pics like this.
Because she keeps trying to do what she thinks looks good.
She needs her filtered face in there but covered to hide how decrepit she looks while the pose is also hiding how fat she is. She must spend hours contorting to find ways to hide everything, then still shoop it all afterwards.
I guarantee she doesnt have the self control and she probably doesnt have the metabolism either. It gets harder to starve down at her age after so much weight gain. Everytime she gains and looses it will get harder too. >>257387
Kek, I guess the little things are big things when you got nothing going on.
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way to expose himself for not having anyone to talk to on his birthday. not even a call from your parents kevvy? had to keep the phone off so you don't check here on your birthday of all days? well luckily for you no one even cared or noticed. suprised he hasn't made any posts about the KF drama in the last months, but maybe lori has screeched at him enough to stop mentioning the threads and directing people there/here.
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I'm friends with Ender and sometimes see this little snake pop up.
Maybe because you don't work, Lori?
Also love how she changed her tune of “do some coke lose weight fatty” to “look and eat whatever you want” now that shes fat>>258630
Don’t forget unskilled, uneducated, no talent, and no looks or personality to even allow her to marry rich
Sure jan, there really is no excuse to have a phone without charge unless Lori broke it.>>258630>private jet
Kek, has Lori ever even flown on a plane? She's middle aged and all has done to date is follow people in stolen cars or grift rides because she is homeless.
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Oh wow. This is a very… Body positive post from Lori. In other news, she followed Kevin back on Instagram for the first time in a couple months. I guess they must be fighting again.
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This man talking about his "type" tho
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she also wore this awful diaper get up that makes it look like she has dirty crapped briefs.
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That yruextra brand posted this old skinny photo of Lori a few days ago. I wonder if Lori is getting fat as a layer of protection (lol) against Kevin. We know he prefers ana chan women and Lori keeps insisting on her sex worker accounts that she hates being touched/is asexual, even though she's supposed to be selling a fantasy and we know that Lori was hypersexual with all her other exes. I don't blame her for being repulsed by Kevin. I wonder how much more she'll balloon up. I wonder if she'll ever add some size M costumes to her wishlist.
>>258815>heavily edited old toaster quality pic
In her candids she was never close to being this thin. She was already stretching out of the pee plugsuits back then.
Here for her moo skinwalking phase though. The backfat from twisting to make her waist look small in odd angles is sad.
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Bumping to ask, did something happen to Whori's insta? Can't find it on my alt, and used a dead account I've never cow watched on and still can't find it. Can anyone else check? My one account I thought maybe she blocked, but this other one I've never used before so I don't think that's the issue.
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Just checked, nona. It seems you were blocked on that account too. Is it under the same email or linked to your other account? That might explain it.
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She posted these on her Story. I’m not joking when I say I thought this was Kevin in a wig.
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It's so weird when she says this. What is similar? They both have hair with bangs?
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Sorry for double posting but I just saw this. Lol. Can someone combine this image with screenshots of Lori saying "oink oink" at a 16 year old and telling Sonya to do more coke to lose weight? That was only 2019-2020.
Also bonus comment from Lori implying that Scott spilled the beans on lolcow for CLOUT lmao.
>After 2 decades
She was begging Scott for money as recently as 2017.
She took pictures with this skeleton last year. It's in the lobby at her apartment. >>258935
She must say people are projecting to cope. She cant accept that's shes just unlikable and there are people more successful and even better looking than her that see what she posts and either laugh at her or feel sorry for her.
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Lmao shes so pressed that even her simps are calling her fat to keep bringing it up. Ya fat girl, get used to it
Also heres a compilation of her fatshaming nona! Plus my favorite one of her saying “nobody wants to see flabby rolls or a boring face” on onlyfans
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Her father has shown up to defend his daughter’s, ehh…. honor?
the funny thing is, there really isn't anything wrong with loris real face. like shes not stunning or a showstopper or anything but a completely average looking woman. why she chooses to shoop into oblivion a not even attractive face always baffles me. it's really a sad case of low self esteem and a cluster B personality disorder. great autistic find also nona. surprising her father doesn't mind his daughter is a whore online? or maybe he doesn't understand the context of the photos from instagram? she must keep him hidden from all her OF shilling posts please god don't have her showing those posts to her father and like other family members cringe
he seems supportive of her from that comment though.
This is perfect, thanks anon. I forgot about the passive aggressive belly rolls status. I wonder who that was directed at.>>259048
This is hilarious wtf. I didn't know her dad was on her Facebook and gets to see all of "the spicy" posts. Reminds me of Vicky Shingles's dad and how he sees all her thirst trap finger in mouth posts. Cows love exposing their family members to their weird sex shit.
other than her aging badly i agree she's average, but the thing is, aside from her own insecurities, she needs
to edit something to garner interest. she's not unattractive but is nothing special. she doesn't even have the anachan thing going for her anymore, and now she's chubby with no breasts(which does matter when catering to men). i don't think she knows how to shoop very well, which is why she doesn't do it better. and her features clash with the editing apps she uses.
>>259048>>259075>middle aged online whore trying to keep up with younger girls using app pics>father supporting her OF and has no idea what she really looks like
This is the stuff reality shows are made of.
Her face was so saggy and that pic is probably 10 years old. She must look horrific IRL.
I imagine there came a time when she started catching rolled eyes and smirks at cons when she started up about how everyone mistakes her for a 20 year old, and that was that for the “unsupportive” cosplay crowd. A pretty late-30 year old will not look the same as a pretty early-20 year old, that’s just reality. I also agree from the filter slips, it doesn’t look like she’s aged particularly well.>>258517
She’s a boring cow, but I still find it fascinating that she went from being a social butterfly to being an absolute recluse. Can you imagine going out for ‘adventures’ on your SO’s birthday, and not posting one single picture? Sure, let’s believe Kevin’s phone was dead… no tags from (totally not made up) friends or your girlfriend? The girlfriend who made a multi-pic post about bougie lemonade? Lori’s ego is so fragile, none of these friends can post candids? It’s absolutely incredible to me.
It doesn't seem like she was ever a social butterfly. More like manipulating young people and using sex was her only way of ensuring she had a place to live and grift off of.
She got old and couldn't find people who would fall for her antics, which is how she ended up with a broke virgin mormon of all things, kek.
>>259370>She was never a social butterfly.>there was only a handful of people who liked her.
This is completely true.
Before she was known she was often found with just her current momochan and maybe a friend or two. She floated from group to group annoying people. Once she got known she manipulated a handful of people. She never had droves of people who loved her and followed her around. Aside from the kewl kou Klan or whatever guy she was sleeping with, she often hung with whatever group was around, especially in the earlier days.
Lori's claim to fame is being a cheater. That's what she got known for, not being popular or liked. Even if back in the day some of her costumes were considered good for the time, she didnt make them. She was nothing special, just a loud mouth cheater who hurt people, not a "social butterfly" at all.
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Kevin this makes no sense. First of all, you deleted all your cosplay friends because of not giving enough heart reacts to Lori's lazy mirror selfies. But let's pretend he has people still following him for his once a year cosplay posts, whyyyyy would they, people who are interested in the cosplay craft, want to follow a woman who does zero cosplay and just stands around?! Why would they be interested in the same stupid faced selfie over and over in different outfits? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
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I think Lori must be love bombing him because she hardly ever follows him but has been following him since October 15th.
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Is this a quote from something or just more sick pedo pandering shit? She's made several of these videos where she pitches up her voice and goes "I'M BABY." and it is always disturbing.
This seems to have been since the trial thing?>>260842>I'm baby
Not with that wrinkled sagging face, gut and middle-aged smoker voice, kek.
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I mean she DOES kind of resemble baby Sinclair.
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I forgot to post these the other day. I don't make fun of Lori for being old because she (probably) looks fine for her age but man is it funny to see something like this next to her bragging about looking like a teenager. The crispy white hair ages her so much.
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I found some Lori nudes on a forum again. Sorry. I haven't made it past this pic yet. Perhaps you nonnas can go through the rest…
Ah, we saw these a few threads ago >>196405
Kek, I’d forgotten how tragic those ahego nips are.
>>261226>literally uses snow to bleach and blur her crooked nips and busted legovag
No surprise scrots aren't buying her nudes and they're still resorting to ebegging.
On a side note, their apt complex is known for having dog feces everywhere, flooding and the pool being dirty like a public one. Loony is very sad in trying to act like she's #madeit by hanging around there all day.
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The caption - “I wonder if Marin would ever cosplay 02~ easy peasy! Happy Monstergirl Mondaaaay homies!”
Lori,….no. You don’t like like a teen cosplaying another teen. You look like a 37 year old in an ill- fitting onesie with poorly painted cardboard attachments.
isn't that thing in the back for the ferrets, the pink tunnel thing? is there one left or is this from before she let them all die? she's been known to reuse pics. I could imagine this is from a few pounds lighter.
I don't relish asking, the poor things deserved so much better.
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I think there’s one left. There was one in a pic within the last month, though that could be old too.
Here’s a candid of her in this suit, so keep that in mind -
her thigh to calf ratio is horrifying. really hoping it's just a shitty edit and they don't actually look like that.>>261266
whoa it's no wonder she keeps awful bangs all the time. she has a fivehead kek
>>261278>it's the gossiping ex that Loony hates for having exposed her
Loony and Kevvy themselves have made GFMs and dozens of posts on FB begging for cash in ferret groups even after the animals died.
Everyone knows Loony kills animals, this isn't brand new information. A ferret is probably still alive and they'll use it for money, too.>>261301
The candid has more wrinkles and folds than the newer edited pic, so she's likely even heavier now. Her gut was hanging out in that Attack on Titan pool video and even on that, she was sucking it in while running.
She's also hiding her jowls in every pic because even the app isn't able to erase them completely.
The other sign of her weight gain is on her sagging face and back rolls. This >>259048
with more weight means the sides of her face must be drooping a ton, so she has to make that stupid expression to hide it.
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The caption on this is "Marin without a wig"
Rat teeth and weight gain are showing
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I cant get over that sad ass…
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Not the same anon but hope this works.
I'm guessing the shitty lighting washing out the tip of her foot was a happy accident for her. Pretty sure it took off like a whole inch. >>261350
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Ferret grift 3.0 incoming.
She's been editing her gut for a while now, this one is particularly bad because it looks like pure fat that goes right into her crotch. The huge semi-erased belly button proves she's actually massive in proportion to her edits.>>262016
Kek, right on the timing of this wk post >>261278
and everyone knowing they're going to use the ferrets for money again.
ffs, ferrets get cancer like people catch fucking colds. they just naturally have a high chance of getting cancer. ferrets are tragic like that.
assuming she isn't lying (and she probably is), it would be merciful to have the poor ferret put down rather than putting it through cancer treatment when it's already likely that it'll just get cancer again.
but then again, putting an animal down is way cheaper than treating its cancer, so from a grifting standpoint it would make sense that she would want to treat the cancer, because she's gonna need lots of other peoples' money to pay for it
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Kekkkkk, he rewrote the description, didn’t he? Love the, ‘we didn’t reach our goal uwu, the world is a cruel, scary place and we really need you to make it up to us and fork over some money NOW to restore our faith in it’ grift.
Lori seriously looks like she's missing a chromosome or two in this. >>262016
Unfortunately it's no surprise that Kevin and Lori using their poor pet to grift again. They're both such blatant, disgusting sociopaths.
Good catch. He did rewrite it. Kevin is terrible
at being manipulative but it's still disgusting that he tries. He's just too stupid. Your summary of the new description is spot on.
Kevin and Lori truly are the same people now. They look the exact same and Kevin basically adopted Lori's personality, right down to the dumb "beep beep" catchphrases. He even does the whole boring "Wah I miss the sun. Fall is too cold!" complaints that Lori does every time summer ends and she can't walk around with her saggy ass out.
I fucking hate it when cows involve animals in their bullshit. I had to hide the Stefany Mancebo thread for awhile when she was hoarding animals in her one bedroom apartment. It is rage inducing.
Kevin chose to enter back into a mutually abusive
relationship with Lori. Animals can't make that same choice. They're going to make this ferret suffer until the end like they did with the 3 others and it's so messed up.
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Heres part of the old description. Whos even left now, Puck?>>262252
Kek I cant tell if you’re joking or not but that would’ve been hilarious. His case was dismissed so you didnt miss much
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So because shes too “uwu neurodivergent and busy” she can’t bother to pay attention to you because “boundaries”, unless you hand over money then suddenly crossing those boundaries are ok. Also if shes too busy to respond, wouldnt that mean shes also too busy to respond even on OF?
Word of advice Lori, if you can’t interact with someone because “muh autism” thats probably a sign you shouldn’t be in sex work
Also “busy” “autistic” and “asexual” aren’t assets anybodys looking for on OF. It doesn’t make you sound like a quirky dreamgirl, it makes you sound like a retard who can’t hold the most basic conversation
kevin’s brother used to be addicted to substances? (i am not knowledgeable on hanft family lore.)
one of the things lori would tell people when trying to grift as a teen was saying her brother was a druggy who her parents prioritized over her.
i don’t know if that was true, but that same brother right now looks sober, employed, has an adorable kid, and is married to a beautiful woman—the three look very happy—wannarexic abuela probably thinks she’s doing better in her matchbox apartment kevin’s parents pay for and her diet of juice and instant noodles kevin pays for because her sister-in-law is “fat”/“destroyed her body through pregnancy/childbirth”, etc. and has a job… but anyways don’t forget to sub and s!mp to the loli elf succubus bb’s sp!cy s!te so she can afford a new skimpy xxs outfit she can barely cram her body into.
its amazing how little lori has grown in the last 20 years.
How they both look so sunken in while moving or talking erratically in videos originally convinced me that they're druggies. Not even counting the psychotic breaks between them constantly getting the cops involved.>>262569
Interesting, Lori being jealous of how her brother and his family turned out really explains a lot of the recent posts on how she hates women who have children and families.
Which brother, Dan? I noticed Kevin stopped following Dan a good while back. I wondered if something happened. They used to be close. Dan used to like Kevin's posts on FB.
I think Kevin has 1-2 sisters but I'm not familiar with any brothers other than Dan.
Yeah, I think it was Dan who struggled with addiction. I think there may be an older Hanft brother besides Dan but not 100% sure.
Lori's younger brother was arrested a while back for stealing a car. It's good to hear that he's cleaned up and doing well these days unlike his toxic
The stupidity of stating someone used most of their hard earned saving on vet bill's in a year reads to anyone with money as they're broke.
I think the begging is the most pathetic thing about them. >>262620
They should try saving that weed money so they dont burn through their piddly savings next time something pretend to love is dying. >>262763
No surprise the brother cleaned up his act. He wasnt the one traipsing all over the country living out some childish fantasy every day.
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Big yawn. Lori is sharing some donation fund for some other poor who can't afford her vet bills in preparation for the donation fund that she is likely to solicit in the following days.
I think their last gofundme is still up. Barely anyone donated, except for maybe some people in ferret pet groups that didn’t know about these two grifters.
Lori is apparently living so ~luxuriously~, but not above begging people for money. She wants to play both “poor sexworker” and “rich ethot” at the same time.
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Who is trying to rebuild any connections with Lori or Kevin?
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This is just outing yourself for the shoop kek
And the weird way she now shoops her gunt.
Ignoring the fact that the first two pics were already shooped, people will instantly call out that they're clearer than her potato ones because she has to hide how decrepit she is.
Can't wait to see a candid from this decade. She's so delusional, kek.
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yeah wow, it's crazy how one overly blasted brightness white photo looks like it didn't age when you compare it to another overly blasted brightness white photo. /s
Is she serious? How can she post this unironically… Especially in this day and age where everyone can see from a mile away she went into every single photo and edited the fuck out of skin texture, brightness/contrast/added white tone… It's so fucking funny because if you look at the 2014 photo, even in a small resolution, you can see how badly edited it is because her eyeliner has been darkened SO BLACK compared to the rest of the 'white' of it that it looks TERRIBLE, like 'im 14 and photo edited this on corel paint' bad. Even the blue of her eyes have been edited to be more saturated. She LITERALLY painted her fucking eyeliner! Not to even mention the massive amount of editing she did in the 2022, but that's so obvious/spoken about here that it's a given. Bitch it's 2022, if you're gunna pretend to be a 'genetic vampire' learn actual shooping skills.
You can see here she literally painted her eyes (they should not be going over her eyelid like so…)
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Abuela's 20 years of balding with extensions.
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This just in, Lori is pretending she has a gambling problem to feign financial security
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This isn't a new photo either but she's been sagging for a long time. Everyone's used to her extreme edits and forgot what she looks like.>>264261
For an older woman obsessed with status symbols and saying she's rich, she doesn't have diamond rings or purses. Is that the dingy fanny pack she wears all the time?
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NTA but they never leave their apartment bc they're poorfags. >>264330
Is correct, this is just some free to use junk they're being speds with in the common area. Lori isn't playing with anyone.
Omg. I love that she made her own “evolution of catfishing” collage! Cute!>>264261
Lots of poorly executed cope-posting lately. Lori must be struggling with something. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin.
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Kevin almost made it a whole 2 months following Lori. He isn't blocked though, because his likes are still on her page and when he's blocked, those go away. (You can actually tell when he gets blocked because there will be gaps in his "likes" on Lori's pics lol)
I think it's the extension of their real life fights/arguments. They probably argue in person, some worse than others as we've seen, and then when they are still pissed off with each other, that's when the blocking/unfollowing starts on social media.
Remember when they would change their Facebook statuses to engaged, engaged to (Kevin Hanft/Lori Lewd), single, no info, back and forth all the time when they were fighting? I used to semi track that one too (not with dates or anything but I would make note of when they both did this and combine them in an image and post it to their threads here) but then they both stopped that entirely.
Sorry anons, I don't come from a country where people recreationally mess around with poker chips unless there's cash on the table so I misinterpreted. It's not fun even with money involved so from my perspective it just looks like sad and boring way to spend the week.>>264424
This is shit teenagers do which leads me to believe you're %100 correct kek.
That is embarrassing to think about. Imagine leaving your apartment to run errands and passing these two clowns posing in the common area room nobody uses because its a step below a game room at your local rec center.
Im surprised they stayed at this place this long. Surely theres no way their lease got renewed.
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Kevin posted this on both of his fb accounts. I still don’t get why he thinks advertising financial desperation is a good strategy. It’s so creepy.
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Here's Kevin whining about how he isn't a successful YouTuber again.
Damn, this might be the most prominent showcase of her significant weight gain so far. (What is she, 130lbs at 5’1”?)
Is how fat her fingers look on her phone hand due to the editing?
Kek, get a job like everyone else if you need money. >>264491
People with intelligence know there's something wrong with them at first glance. This isnt "unique style", its mental illness. Imagine adults with lucrative careers and sucessful lives seeing this woman in public. They know immediately she's not ok. >>264502>>264648
I noticed the fingers right away. Anyone paying for pictures like this must know they're completely edited and fake. It might be a reason no other cuck ever picked her up. Why meet her in person when we can see the pics are fake.
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When she turns to the side enough that her beak covers her eye, the filter reallyyyy struggles to rearrange everything.
Considering how she really looks from the side in >>264270
it's no surprise she's doing everything she can to hide her recessed manjaw, lack of upper lip and nasolabials.
The goofy expressions and fake teeth filters can only go so far. She needs her eyes checked if she thinks this is how actually attractive people look >>262346
Wow, its almost like people want to be part of discussions and not first row at the Bishie narc show on youtube. >millions
He has the naivety of a child. Only people making millions off youtube are the channels like Mr. Beast and Ryan's Toys or whatever. Also isn't revenue on there generated via google ads and partners?
I might just go out on a limb and say this is the worst her hair has ever looked. It’s so busted and fried, and looks so unhealthy. I’m sure it’s coming out in clumps.
I’ll wait for the incoming “my hair is lush and full and goes down past my dumpy diaper ass” cope post to follow.
He truly doesn’t. Nobody gives a shit or can relate to a video of him showing off an ugly shoe in a dimly lit kitchen on the floor.
And any time they had a follower who wanted to interact with them in the past, him and Lori would just shoo them away with “if you want skateboarding tips subscribe to my girlfriends OnlyFans” or “for cosplay prop making tips subscribe to the spicy!” Ironic since those mightve actually been decent subjects to make videos on. But nah they feel too entitled to everyones money to make content for free
These cows think fame and millions are just around the corner while being jealous of anyone with success. They don't realize all those people they're jealous of put the work in.
They're forever going to be in debt and denial, including about their looks, kek. The begging seems to reach a fever pitch around this time of the year, almost like clockwork.
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Winner winner chicken dinner, prophetic nonny
Lori lives in a reality where no one could possibly just pay
a vet bill and focus on providing the best quality end-of-life care to the animal. It’s perfectly normal to have to beg and put on a big performative show about the suffering the pet is needlessly enduring because other selfish people
won’t cough up hundreds of dollars.
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>>264832>Winner winner chicken dinner, prophetic nonny!
Haha that was me and I was just coming to post this.
>If you ever somewhat wanted to see me (pretend to be) naked, I'm at my most desperate now. My ferret needs surgery.
I’ll try my hand at foretelling: I predict Lori will get a few pity donations. Not enough to treat the poor ferret, sadly, but the new streetwalker shoes/ nail set/ extensions will help ease the sting of it’s death. >>264835
Lori and Kevin suck. Any ‘Ferrets 101’ type website will advise you that ferrets are prone to cancers and other terminal conditions. They all say to save up, because your ferret WILL need costly vet care sooner or later.
She even puts her meitu filters on a dying animal because it's just a prop to her.
The amount of filtering she uses is insane, look at how the green pool table >>264338
turned into neon teal >>264261
because she's not uwu pale, so even pics of her meaty claws need to be filtered.
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I guess she gave up on editing herself skinny.
Nah dude, this pose is weird. She ballooned and I agree with the anon who said she looks like Moo. It’s all I can see. You know she is 100% hiding a mcchicken gut under that apron. >>265523>>265534
Why are you so tilted over this? Don’t take the criticism personally, fatty.
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We've seen her candids. She maxes out the head shrinking option on the app.
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Accurate. Too bad skinny is back in. It’s very obvious that she has gained a decent amount of weight. Her hips do not sit high and at her natural weight she never has violin hips. Her now formed hip dips are a direct result from her weight gain
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>>265765>being super thin and flat all over was what got women on magazine covers and turned men on
Anon here choosing to forget the actual beauty standard in the late 90s/early 00s. Being super thin and flat all over has never been a straight moid preference, conflating fashion industry preferences, which skew androgynous for obvious reasons, to male sexual preferences is sure to muddy the water
In typical Lori fashion, shes late to whats in style.
I don't think she actually gained weight on purpose though, I think we’re just seeing the toll that years of restricting, living an inactive lifestyle and aging is taking on her metabolism. Living off of juices isn’t going to have the same result at 37 that it did at 25
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lori was never really that thin especially in thr early 2000s. i mean i never saw her in real life but i've seen the moony era photos, she wasnt rail thin. the time she was rail thin was like the mid/late 2010s when she was on and off with rikki and pretty much just poor and starving. but she definitely ran with it and acted like being skinny smol uwu loli was her thing, tagged everything on insta with #under100pounds. but that wasn't some feat of willpower and anorexia she was just poor. she had that juice phase a few years back now too, but again i think that was her being poor and still trying to cling to that anachan body she managed for a few years. but usually lori is a very average weight. she has a short stumpy body its easy for her to put it on. picrel shows what i mean.
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>She used to be an expert anachan and horrifically skinny. Back in her day (late 90s/early 2000s)
please. lori is painfully average. always has been.
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I really don't wanna post much of her anachan pics because they're disturbing, but can you anons stop acting like it never happened. She was skelly af.
More likley is she is eating normally and after years of deprivation on and off her body is in survival mode and storing fat. At 37 your hormones are taking a dive, years of starvation diets take their toll and it doesn't take much for the pounds to pack on. Lori's mistake was in thinking not having a baby would keep her thin and young looking. Hormones and age dont care if you had a baby or not. Eating right and excercise is the only way to stay fit and like >>265788
demonstrates she still wouldn't be that thin. She has a regular sized body. >>265788
She had food issues back then too. She would order large plates of food and not eat it. Usually, it was for attention, her stomach hurt or some nonsense but the eating issues were already starting when she was very young.
Completely agreed, it's a mix of never having healthy eating habits, a sedentary middle-aged lifestyle and probably binging after weed. Her weight must also be going into her huge feet because she wear crocs whenever outside, kek. Kevvy seems to do the same things she does, so it's a few years until he blows up again as well.>>265805
This was a short timeframe where she was legit homeless until she mooched off Kevvy's parents. She still shooped herself to look even thinner and whiter than reality.
She would have get be on Tiktok to catch up to trends and she would get absolutely destroyed there. That's why she sticks to facebook with the rest of the boomers.>>265954
This, somehow even back then she looked like a greasy mom cosplaying amongst teens.
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Even at her skinniest, when she took a rare head-on photo or video, you could see she has no real waist. She has to twist and contort herself and then shoop to put one in. I think she looks better
with a little weight, but she is definitely editing more to smooth some sins away. The most recent pics look like she’s using some sort of fisheye effect to force the big hips/thigh look she’s going for? Every body part at the edge of the screen, looks disproportionate. And in the pics where she’s standing, the bottoms of her shoes are distorted. I know that “fat squidward” meme gets overused on the farms, but it comes to mind.
I see a typical weight gain pattern. Gaining in tge thighs and behind is normal. I do agree she nipped the waist, but not to make herself look larger, to appear to have a shape. She's built like a box and even wider than she let's on.
I looked at her instagram for the first time in ages. She posted a few sets of this outfit >>266060
and pinned a few older sets to the top of her page. I laughed because even the bits aren't liking anymore, with an average of 1200 likes per post. She's done but wont quit. Pinning a few older posts with likes doesn't change that. I'm wondering how long she plays dress up for no one. I remember their holiday last year, guess their aiming for a repeate.
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apparently lori is "living in the hot tub" lately. imagine if you lived here and thinking "oh maybe we could use the hot tub" and you go out and see a wrinkly hag puffing out her cheeks and moving her head maniacally. also shes really showing off how short and fried her hair is here.
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^ This vid from a few threads ago really shocked me at the time. This was from right when she moved into the new place, maybe 10 lbs or so ago? She has wide hips, but also wide shoulders and no waist. No matter how much she gains or looses, her “curves” have to be shooped in.
That is perfect hot tub weather nonny
. Warm weather and hot tubs don’t mix well. Nicer places they’re open all year around unless it’s below freezing.
no i do, we already have snow. i said an outdoor
hot tub for a reason. i'd also never use an outdoor sauna but my condo building has both inside.
Growing up I always thought if you had a hot tub to use in winter you were rich, and alot of people did. But really a lot of the cabins you can rent out here in the winter have the hot tubs outside as well because it’s just a nice relaxing thing to do and considered a luxury. Indoor water parks here have nice big ones too open in winter.
Lori still flexing her apartment hot tub / pool though is getting old. Wonder when her lease is up.
I think of private
hot tubs as luxury. But a maintained private tub on a secluded patio or attached to a saltwater pool is a waaaay different experience than a public hot tub. Public tubs are saturated with chlorine to keep them sanitary, and they smell like straight-up hot bleach. I imagine that’s why her porous, broken hair is always up and she’s posted vids of her doggie-paddling with her head above water: one dunk in that water and her hair will be tye-dye neon green.
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Welp. There goes the ferret fund
It's so funny to watch Lori's hypocrisy because she made these lies her NAGL personality.
It's been decades of claiming to use her real hair and lashes but she never even did. Now what happened to the vampire genes that kept her sooo skinny and young she would never need fillers, kek. Bet she's screeching at Kevvy for some botox money.
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Hello, Stephen! If you’re referring to us, we are merely the most recent and currently active “conspiracy” site. When was pockybox active? Oh Stephen, it’s been literal decades since the first conspiracy pages popped up! Anyways, enjoy your weird cgi porn.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Lori is the most boring person on the internet. She's posted outfits that look nearly identical to this last year. The woman has zero personality. >>266726>looks really cute
Yeah, if your blind.
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some very bad edits. she looks sad and chubby. i took a screenrecording of her looking very tardish and swimming the other day but have been too lazy to get on my computer and upload it but i would if anyone wants to see it.
He's probably busy doing instacart or something to pay for everything.>>267752
Kek, is it another attack on titan vid?
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something like that…
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>Anime is copying me!
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David's "fit" is literally a high vis jacket Kevin.
Even his hair looks like Lori's, they really are the same retard with stupid poses and facial expressions to hide how gaunt and old they look.>>268179
He's so uneducated about fashion and clothing while claiming to be so interested in it and somehow starting trends. Hoping someone can catch candids of them going outside in their homeless "fits" to Spencers only to be surrounded by teens laughing at them.
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yeah it's gone for me as well!
Kinda hoping it got taken down for real and she has to "start over."
Surely she can't buy followers, it'd cut into the ramen and mystery meat fund.
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Kev did have a chimp out today, possibly related
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Kev, you do know that most famous internet influencers, which you so desperately want to be, post daily, right?
Again, he's just showing how absolutely retarded he is. You have to keep giving fans content in order to maybe make it, but he just puts zero effort in and expects to become a rich overnight sensation from his lame skateboard fails and shit cosplay that he only posts every few months.
Kek, he wishes we talked about him everyday. This thread goes dead for a few days sometimes, and the last time he was mentioned before that screenshot was nearly 3 weeks ago. So yeah thats sounds like little to no presence to me>>268387
Kevin, you wouldn’t even know what “fun at parties” is, you’re a broke shut-in who pushed all your friends away for your abuela
And nobody said you were skinwalking? Does he have zero reading comprehension none of what hes saying is in any of his screenshot “proofs”
I’m honestly starting to think Kevin might actually be an illiterate retard.
And here I thought he got access to her phone and deleted the account because she's been trying to cheat on him.>>268418
It's so clear they both live for this thread. Now the 2 whole people who saw his post are going to go looking for it only to find pee suits and ferret scams.
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Woah mrs. Wormwood looks rough these days. >>268486
Truth usually hits the hardest kek. Must be hard to accept that even on this site he doesn’t have much presence. As I’m even writing this comment I can’t even remember what his name is lol. They’re like bubble gum on a sidewalk where she sticks to your shoe and you gotta scrap it off, and he’s been walked on so many times that he’s that crusted black tar you’d forgotten was even bubble gum.
Kek I love how he didn’t even deny they’re broke and don’t do anything anymore.
I wonder what Lori will do now that her insta is gone, she still needs her narc supply. It would be absolutely milky if she created a tiktok account, but other nonnies are probably right that shes too scared to make one. She’ll probably just hijack Kevins account or shit up OF and cosplay subreddits again.
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TOPKEK Ok that's hilarious.He doesnt need to worry, no one thinks of him daily. He really can't help himself though,can he. Half of the country has been traveling or spending time with family and friends but Kevin is on LC checking his thread. Guess he needed something to do while his gf stinks up the public sauna but honnestly screenshot and response is just sad. Public freak outs dont disprove the fact that guy has no following anymore or that they have no life outside of sitting around their apartment all day.>>268612
They dont do anything, go anywhere or know anyone. The only social thing they've posted in ages was that apartment pool party with like 3 people at it. >>268637
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Kek I didn't even notice the finer details>>268674
This is a masterpiece anon
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Watch this space maybe?
This. She's a retard for sinking all that money into fake followers and never making any money back and thinking it meant success or something when she has never posted a real face, smile, or even friends.
Be hilarious if Kevvy realized the house of cards that is Lori's faked popularity for what it always was.
Yep, Lori must be screeching at Kevin right now. They’re probably trying to plan what to do next. No way is she going to start over again, she doesn’t have the money to buy more fake followers. Likely she is trying to force Kevin to give her his account.
It’s too bad, I thought Lori’s IG being taken down would cause a chimpout from Kev. Kevin’s only presence is on lolcow and we laugh at him for sperging. That’s all he has going on for him.
"Her only source of income and enjoyment comes from her Instagram, in which she inspires the tiny portion of women who actually follow her how to be feminist kweens despite the overwhelming adversity she faces as a POC
and having a broken spine!"
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She's posting some on her depressing ass twitter to a resounding response of 4 likes from her alleged 20k followers.
I do wonder what shes going to do. And who would have reported her. If it was one of us some anon would have posted their confirmation email by now.
why would lori post this.
what an extremely fridge-shaped and chonky ‘smol elf loli goblin bb’
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He also renamed his FB page from adollaskye to Kevin Skye
Might be an Instagram glitch. A cosplayer I follow just had her account removed and locked and literally all she posts is wigs and the occasional photoshoot pic. It's been happening for a couple months now that people are being hacked or glitched out of their accounts.
Lori relies on her IG "reach" too much, there's no way she closed her account voluntarily. I doubt she suddenly broke TOS, either, unless someone went through and reported literally every borderline post of hers.
That’s very possible. It makes sense considering what’s already been done before.>Lori breaks Kevin’s stuff>Kevin pees on Lori’s suit>Kevin gets arrested, likely because of Lori
I guess it’s about his turn to retaliate. What better way than to delete something Lori cares about and uses to talk to other scrotes? Actually, Kevin might have deleted her account so there’s less chance of her running off to some other moid (even though literally no one else would be with her).
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Y’all suck at cyberstalking lol
This cap >>268868
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Nah, anon posted about that account a couple days ago here >>268711
Well it's been an eventful month. Here's November's recap.
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Imagine spending a decade growing an account, nurturing it, buying followers and all those useless, toxic clothes, stressing over the best times to post, what hashtags to use, literally putting every ounce of your energy into this one egg only to have it wiped away like it never even existed. Must really sting. Good thing she has those vampire genes. She’ll totally be able to gain back that following in another 20 years. Let the schadenfreude flow
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She's seemingly being positive about the whole thing (with a subtle sprinkle of muh neurodivergentcy) I wonder if it's just massive amounts of cope?
her and Kevin will just cry shadowban as an excuse for not being able to “rebuild” their followers>>269238
By organize content she means folders full of photos she hasnt shooped yet
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getting a new face ready for the new grift on the new account. also sperging about wow. shes seeming to go back to the zero two skinwalk, using zero two hashtags on the most recent pics. also hashtags like living doll and human doll kek. trying to get a new big reach and find that new coomer audience.
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Kek shes trying to rebuild her audience by hashtagging an anime from 4 years ago that nobody remembers anymore!? God she really is showing her age and behind the times. Another anon brought it up but I’m surprised she hasnt hopped on to skinwalking Power considering how popular chainsaw man is right now. She wouldnt even need to buy new horns for it.
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shes already deleted and reposted this second zero two set. heres some of the tags shes using. also posting picture from the last apartment what, over a year and 25 pounds ago? i wonder if shes buying likes already?
You're the best, calendaranon.>>269256
Nobody is on instagram anymore, it's cringeposts so now so she won't reach anyone. Buying followers and bots again will only get it flagged even faster.
Everyone still uses Instagram, but mostly stories since main page posts get stifled by the algo so often, I see people who used to get thousands for just a cat photo get a few hundred for good art posts.
Idk why Lori doesn't use tiktok, a lot of girls on there use as many filters and edits as she does and it's an easy way to get views and interaction these days
Lori is too boring for ticktock. Her videos consist of her mooing and braying. She doesnt have the skill to be social beyond that and she has no intellect so she wouldnt have anything to talk about.
Not that it wouldn't be a hoot to see it.
"Like like like omg omg" with the most baritone voice will not win her fans and she knows it, hence the high pitched squee she uses now. Both voices are equally awful but her actual voice and speech patterns show she's uneducated and grasping for words.
Its ironic she says Scott's expose' was about her since an expose' reveals the TRUTH about someone being a liar. How fitting, and hilarious.
>>269528>Lori is too old for tiktok
Fixed it for you.>>269533
She sounds like someone high but actually she's just retarded.
I had a fruit fly pissing about my computer screen and when I scrolled past this image, it landed directly on her tongue, as though compelled by a malign stench.
Which really summarizes this picture for me, honestly.
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How is Lori this bad at linking to her own shit?
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It's really sad that she's even reposting this crap. Now she can just relive all these old pictures and stop worring about new outfits and "shooting" daily. >>269678
Only someone as old as Lori would type out www, kek
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you can tell shes trying really hard with this new account because she's already bought so many followers and likes and is posting constantly. shes showed off a new angle of the apartment, some major filter glitching showing her real face, her last remaining ferret on what appears to be a bed (?) ft. a kevvy sighting, and posted a picture where she appears to be taking a dump.
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Lawd, her hair is looking rough.
Moids are more savvy nowadays. They know if Lori's face is always covered and her body always obscured, that she's a super uggo granny hiding under the filters.
Seems Lori is spending loose change she stole from Kevvy on bot followers and still not making any money from OF. The definition of insanity. Love that for her.
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This is a story about how a child lacking self control and interrupting others should be met with understanding. And, as someone with actual diagnosed ADD (not dr. Google), it’s not an excuse. You take the experience of having trouble following conversations and you work on it. You can’t expect everyone in the world to tolerate you being a disruptive brat because of your sooper special neurodivergent brain. Not past grade school. You have to adapt and grow.
…Or you become Lori.
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abuela must've been working day and night to get it back, weirdly she's posted on the new account but not the old one again yet. i guess we'll wait and see. kevin also said he got accepted to the reels fund so he's going to start posting more.
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top %0000000.1 onlyfans guise sub or kevin gets the hose again
, new angles of that one room. Oh wait!! They haven't seen that corner of the ceiling before. Let me point my phone in that direction. So sad.>>271285
Yeah to bad for Kevin, but posting more never got him more views.you need actual viewers to make more than change. What will we get? More sub par skate vids, or maybe Kevin sitting by the stove rambling about shit no one cares about.
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Then get an education or a job? Apply for benefits if you’re actually “disabled”. They can get remote jobs, or delivery jobs, literally anything but they refuse to and grift while complaining about having no money. Stop spending money on dumb stuff and save guys. Get a job.
Kek, as if she has anyone to buy gifts for other than herself.
At least my tinfoil about them fighting about money during christmas each year is true. Their debts must be growing faster than usual.
ntayrt but, eh… my current job and the one before it are both remote, and they both have entry level positions. i went from working in a grocery store to working in my last job. zero relevant experience.
plus, in utah there are tons of call centers, and many of them went remote during the pandemic. you don’t need experience for these.
if anything, i think it’s their lack of social skills and understanding that they’re not the main character that would prevent them from getting hired. i know they’re not applying for any jobs. but i can’t imagine how those interviews would go, if they shocked us all and gave it a go. it’s fun to try though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Pushing 40, large gaps in employment, no references, no work experience, no education, no speaking skills. I wouldnt even consider her for an interview. Now pushing 40 is not an issue but with her resume it is. >>272058>owes them a life of luxury
It's no surprise they think this since these two have a serious case of social media brainwashing. The funniest thing is they cant even compare to the Joneses on the most basic level. I know some dont agree, but there are mental health issues here. It's no excuse for not taking responsibility for themselves but it's obvious Lori's not right in the head. I dont see her holding a job long term and Kevin is your basic narc enabler sidekick, they always loose their identity to conform to their controller. I see these two on social services and eating from food banks in the future. A life of luxury isnt in the cards for them.I dont think Lori's plan was ever to work anyway, just live off someone else so she can act out her fantasy play time all day.
I always thought Kevin would come to his senses and leave but I've lost hope for him. He seems to be fine settling low. He's always talking about what he's going to do, but people who get it done dont sit around talking about it for years with no result. They get up and just do it.
honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if she is receiving some type of aid. unfortunately even disability assistance doesn’t really provide enough to live off of. >>272129
kinda sad he just up and quit school to be … a sidekick
She's been trying to fish for desperate old dudes with the OF for years and it hasn't gone anywhere.
Kevvy's parents funding her is the best she can do now. The milk would be amazing if and when Kevvy wakes up and leaves her in the dust for someone younger who cosplays.
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Someone come get their grandma.
I don't normally pick on Lori for her age but this is just… The opposite of whatever teenage loli thing she's trying to do. Rocking back and forth with thin white hair in a frumpy bathrobe to "Barbie Girl."
Way to go, Lori. We can all still see your patchy, scabby scalp, even with the overblown lighting. Anyone else getting Buffalo Bill vibes from this?
Please please someone put the song Goodbye Horses to this video.
Topkek, I am dying over here! I don't even know what to say about this, from the Golden Girls night gown to the outdated song, "dancing" like she's geriatric and looking dirty as hell. This one is a Christmas gift from Loonie for sure.
The irony though, she cant afford to be plastic and her lack of energy doesnt fit this song. Hearing the lyrics, "let's go party", when she hasn't been invited to a party that wasnt thrown by her apartment complex in years is sad. She's nothing like Barbie. Just a delusional.
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“Pull the lever, Kev!”
It's obvious she's hiding her dinner plate sized chin behind her shoulder on purpose that entire time except
when she decides to move her witchy looking hand up by her face to hide it, which just added to the "Grandma trying to get down in the living room" effect.>>272887
I am truly baffled as to why she posted this. It is so embarrassing. I can kinda understand most of the photos she posts — she thinks she looks cute and is posed cute and her outfit is cute. Whatever. But she's just rocking back in forth in one spot here looking very very haggard and rough. Did she just not notice? Does she think she's being cute and quirky in this video? Being obsessed with looking at oneself through the lens of an app filter is such a weird thing that I will never understand.
Barbie doesn't hide her face, wears cute outfits, goes out with friends and is super positive. Loony is an shrivelled up granny that's twice her age and does none of the above.>>272888
Her nose shape and shrivelled wrinkly lip area is something.
As "autistic" as Kev and Lori are, I think they're with it enough to sign up for govt. aid and/or take part-time jobs to keep from doing IRL sex work. Thats a whole different game than Onlyfans. And having a dude show up in her content would only destroy her "innocent, available weeb bb" schtick she tries for.
Speaking of which, I think the funniest aspect of Lori's Onlyfans era is that no farmer (not on here or the other farms) cares enough to pay to leak her content. We saw the one vid because it was found on a dedicated onlyfans leak site. As obsessive as she wants to believe we are, everyone knows that even her most smutty content is too boring and pathetic to bother with.
She might have those vids up. She had one “teaser” clip up of a dildo on that oval table in her living room, then there’s the leaked vid of her being super awkward with a vibrator. Iirc, there was a simp on some review site bitching that subscribing just got you alternate IG lewds. You had to tip significantly more for nudes and vids, but they exist, apparently.
Whatever content is on her onlyfans, no one cares enough to pay for it, kek.
She's posted nasty solo porn vids on her of. Someone did pay to leak them here at some point a few threads ago.
I agree they're definitely getting some pub assistance though. >>273070
Me too, and it's no surprise this where she ended up. Sadly, I think it will get worse for her eventually.
It’s on thread 14. First someone posts the comment from the salty simp that leaked it. >>196405
The original file is no longer accessible but someone archived the vid further down. >>196721
Although, as I was scanning I saw a post from a farmer who did sub and posted a nip-slip pic. So someone did pay the $10 at some point. Clearly, as funny as her content is, it’s not worth what she prices it. I don’t follow too many cows but every other one I’m aware of that has a OF, someone is willing to pay to leak it. Not Lori though. And I think that’s just fine.
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No new Christmas drip for Lori? She posted multiple sets in outfit last year. Also, kek at the slimming filter stretching the edges of the frame to compress the middle - her hand on the left side of this pic is so distorted.
what the fuck IS this outfit? xmas-marin-catgirl? she has no fucking taste and no idea what looks good. or how to use a ring light.
is she fucking brain damaged?
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Her new waist edit, I’m fucking screaminggg.
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>>273292>she has no fucking taste and no idea what looks good.
She really doesnt. Kek at this onesie and “midwest mom coat” combo. And the unflattering sweatpants emphasizing her her fupa.
Also is she trying get forever21 to promote or sponsor her now?
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She strains herself to smile, so fake
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Filters aside, It’s her straining to smile and failing. It’s a still from a video. Like always, she’s too fixated on watching the screen to have a genuine emotion. The straps on the outfit warping around make it obvious she’s got a slimming filter on.
she is straining though, to make us believe she has a full set of teeth, a man who loves her, live animals she didn't kill through neglect and a fanbase. she hasn't had one in years besides the handful of sycophants on her fb she careful curates.
she's really sad, being this toothless and next to homelessness. wearing all plastic and looking like she smells as bad a grimes. as soon as Kevin realizes he's a young basically-virgin (we know she doesn't fuck him anymore obvs)
who can pick his game up before abuela expires she's going to be the thing she most feared: irrelevant, poor and alone.
very usagi of you lori. good job suuing YUU
anyone who points it out. he really would have been bette of with moomoo.
she's single now Kev here's your shot!
both so cringe, but the opposite of free. surely there's a name for it?
Loony is back to adding teeth via the add smile option in her apps again? Those teeth filters work on videos, too. She needs to look like she's happy during the holidays and not about to turn tricks for pennies.
Keking at how much weight she's gained, she hasn't had a thigh gap for years, she's not fooling anyone with all the filters and edits maxed out to hide how old, bald and lumpy she is.>>273530
They both display tweaker 101 tendencies and shared delusions of grandeur. They even look the same. It's a countdown until Kevvy has to start using Lori's hair extensions to hide that he's also bald from the drugstore peroxide.
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So Loris last post was 5 days ago and hasnt been on OF since the 28th. Tried to pull up Kevins ig but no account was found. Did he nuke it or am I blocked?
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he's just changed his instagram handle. happened around the time lori lost her account for awhile.
Oh piss off, this post wasn't by Moo or Vamp. Take your delusions to a therapist or go get a another job to support your hag's plastic trash hoarding.
(I'm not the poster you replied to either, before you accuse me)
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Kevin, babe, it’s been YEARS since your narcissist girlfriend did what she’s famous for doing: chased off all your friends so she could keep you isolated and preoccupied with her own moods and whims. You chose this. Everyone else could smell the toxic bitch in the room. Let it go.
Imagine calling your friends pieces of shit for being concerned. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to deduce she’s toxic
, but that’s okay because so is he. Those old friends are better off without him.
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LOL she's delusional.
Kek, all his old friends have moved on, yet here he is still stewing in misery of “betrayal” years later.>>274134
There she goes pulling “muh neurodivergence” to mask her entitlement. What do they even get out of sharing your “content”of blurry lewds in front of the same plastic mirror? More selfies of you filtering your pudge and crater hole away while wearing deteriorating polyester outfits that havent fit since 2020?
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This is exactly what she used to do with her livejournal. All friend requests had to answer some faggot questionnaire. She expected autistic internet degenerates to feed her delusional ass and apparently that has not changed. You really can’t teach an old dog new tricks. She’s not remotely famous for anything other than being a cow. Even back then. The mental gymnastics are actually impressive at this point.
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Who knows? Lori has increased her cope posting for about a week now, these two posts are just examples. Maybe someone in Kevs orbit committed the unforgivable sin of expressing concern over her behavior.
Who is the one pity like he got on his post?>>274134>>274240>pretending the bots are real people who give a shit>pretending she has money while crying because she can't afford fillers or botox
Both of them must be reeeing about how they have no friends and no money all day.
yes all your friends, who genuinely cared for your fucking ungrateful, stupid ass, were pieces of shit to your abusive
and batshit insane girlfriend. next he's going to be telling us how cutting his leg open to the bone was a sign of true love! and that lori dindu nuffin when the cops have to be called on them for fighting like two rabid cats in their section 8 apartment. he really is a lost fucking cause, and deserves everything he gets for continually simping for this bitch. i would be so mad if i was a former friend of his and i happened to read this.
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Apologies for rehashing old milk but just In case there’s anons who haven’t seen what he did to his leg and are curious, here’s him admitting doing it for Lori. It’s all discussed on the first thread. Spoiler for obvious reasons, don’t click if you’re squeamish.
My favorite > I'm not one for big age differences.
Kek of all Kek's. Love how she is always a hypocrite.
Kevin is re-writing history. Looks like he's taking a lesson from Lori on how to be a narc. He's done that a few times, like people forget. >>274066
All his old friends? What about his new friends? These two are perpetually alone because anyone one who gets a wiff of their bs runs. Between her delusional "you must share my content to be my friend" and his "Poor me, I'm the victim
" attitudes, they have to make up lies to assuage their ego's instead of facing the truth that they suck as people.
When I read this, it sounds like straight-up manipulation on his part. Lori is crazy and abusive
but I hardly think she told him to hack his leg open to prove he didn't like another girl. He did it himself as some kind of mentally ill "proof"
yeah I think actually lori would be pissed about him cutting himself so disgustingly because it could interfere with him working or doing shit for her or how he looks. She would not want a mangled guy next to her. It just makes no sense.
I wonder how big his scar is. Looks like such a nasty cut and I bet he refused to go to the ER too
omg I just opened that pic again and saw the final sentence>never seems to show concern when I get hurt
he's insane, he did it to himself. that's not getting hurt, that's you self-harming to provoke a response. "show concern" is also a weird fucking way of putting it if she asked him to do it. I'm convinced now, she might have insulted him or said kys (she is abusive
after all) but she never asked him to cut himself to prove loyalty. Otherwise Kevvy would not have written "she never seems to show concern when I get hurt" (if she asked him to cut, why would he expect concern? or call it "getting hurt" if she is ordering him to do it)?
what psycho cuts himself this deep over a fight with Lori? and justifies it with a fake demand for loyalty? I think he's on drugs and has been for a long time.
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That screenshot came from Moo, and her comment alongside it was “the things she made you do so you could stay friends with other girls”, but Kevin could very well have taken it to the extreme when Lori didn’t intend on him to cut himself like that. He’s proven himself to be just as toxic
as her anyway. Spoiler again since it still includes the self harm pic.>>274393
Kek of course. I wonder if he actually regrets what he said.
I never noticed before, but does it look to anyone else like there are old scars there? Hard to tell, the photo is so pixelated. I don’t remember it being discussed. Whether or not Lori encouraged him to cut, it looks to me like this is something he might have a history of.
Lori is manipulative in a very overt queen bitch wannabe way. Kev is manipulative in a more covert way - he manipulates the fuck out of anyone stupid enough to tolerate his, “you MADE me hurt myself, I’m too emotional to control myself!” bullshit. They truly deserve each other.
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Hes absolutely manipulative. Like the time he whined publicly on his facebook about Lori “WITHHOLDING SEX” to shame her. Loris trash but even she doesnt owe him sex. >>274240
Which is it Lori? Is being yourself bringing in the dough or are you so poor you cant afford pizza?
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The lone like was from his friend, Tae. Appears to be a FTM trans cosplayer near them. Has the same tired greasy, weeby aesthetic Kev has. >>274404
Maybe she’ll jump on the DID bandwagon and claim she has multiple personalities - ones a rich, ultra successful boss-bitch. Then there’s the poor, autistic, asexual gremlin.
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Kevin deleted the Facebook status about his old friends being mean to Lori.
Meanwhile Lori is still being a Karen on Twitter complaining about "rude" local businesses on a tweet from 8 months ago.
She's so retarded for doing this constantly on her "Lewd" accounts thinking the bot followings have pull to get her freebies.
Banks don't work that way, Loony. Enjoy being in debt and being treated the way you deserve for looking, smelling and acting like a homeless tweaker.
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I get the pity, in a way… but also hope we can all see by now that even if they escaped one another, they wont change. They were both terrible before they met. Iirc, some of Kevin's former friends said he wasn't a virgin, but he'd never had a long term relationship. That tracks- Some women may pity him and think he's fixable, but only someone as desperate as Lori would tolerate him for any amount of time. He's a manipulator and emotional abuser, and I doubt that's new. They both love drama feeling victimized. It gives them something to blame their shitty behavior on, so they never have to change. Part of me can pity Lori too - she's an idiot and a slave to her own need for attention. Even the attention of disgusting grandpas and autistic teenagers will do. I can pity their diseased mindsets, but they have no interest in changing. They're both just shitty people. They were shit before they teamed up, and they'll be just as shit if they separate.
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Does she realize she just outed herself as not being autistic? Mimicry is fairly common in autistic girls, and the fact that she just “suddenly” stopped doing it? Yeah I call bullshit
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Dont worry Looni, people are "sharing" your content all over the web. If this is what her OF looks like no wonder shes broke. Imagine getting baited by fully edited pictures and then forking over ten bucks for this. Her ratty extensions are on the counter and they look so gross.
Aww Lego vag! I almost forgot about that.>>274794
That is too funny, I didn’t notice that before. >>274798>Wonky mantits
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This time frame…is she talking about Rikki? And/or Stephen?
that area is called mons pubis or mound of venus. it's very big on some women and that is normal, it can look like that even from a young age
it causes no medical problems
it's fine to call it lego vag but let's not act like it's a medical problem lol. she just has a fat pussy
Likely trying to get her old hookups to give her a meal or a few bucks again. That guy who leaked here that she was begging him for food while she was grifting off Kevin's family shows what dire straits her life really is in.
She brags about looking young but she actually looks much worse and older for her age without the filters. She's been falling apart a lot faster than other women her age because of her lifestyle and eating cheap food like ramen.
Honestly I have no idea what anons are even talking about, her pussy looks completely normal to me. A lot of women have hangups about pussies due to shitty scrote comments (men should just fuck each other if they have such an issue with pretty female bodies
), so some women think too much about what one is supposed to look like, but as someone who doesn't care about this topic, I see nothing of note here.
Yes!It reminds me of the movie Smile lmfao
“ It's smiling at me. But not a friendly smile. It's the worst smile I've ever seen in my life. And whenever I see it, I just get this god-awful feeling like something really terrible is going to happen. I've never felt scared like I do when I see it.”
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Lol, funny you should say that. She recently posted a pic of her bending way over and it’s very uncanny-valley. Especially how her right leg dramatically changes shape and size between pics.
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Looks like you won’t have to wait that long
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She just keeps packing on those pounds
In Lori's case, she has larger labia minora and is trying to hide this by tucking them back inside. This creates that weird gaping and lego vagina look.
Ladies, unless your labia minora is causing you pain and discomfort, there is absolutely nothing wrong with them if they appear different than what is portrayed in porn. No need to try and tuck them back in and hide them. Most dudes honestly do not care. And if you run into ones that do, then they are probably scrotes who get off to 2-d lolicon shit.
There's a video "Did people used to look older" on youtube and Lori is the definition of that. She thinks she peaked in the 90s so she keeps dressing and styling herself the same to this day and it ages her further.>>277718
Lori always hollers when reality hits her where it hurts: people not wanting to share her ugly OF while being called old and fat.
Minimodding and sperging about a lack of milk is a /w/ phenomena, actual farmers don't do this just newfags baiting a dox. >>277720
What is it with retards on the least stringent board consistently expecting unreasonable adherence to what they perceive to be the rules?
/w/ also has the highest concentration of wks and sjws on the site so maybe there's a correlation? they treat threads like twitter callout posts and get mad if you post anything besides alogging, calling it derailing or they wk the cow and claim every post isn't milk. it's honestly worse in generals because they either vendetta post or rage at anons posting cows other than the specific ones they have a problem with. they're always so inflammatory towards other anons too like >>277730
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Speaking of which, the last of the ferrets made an appearance so i predict we’ll be seeing vet bill grifting soon. Looks shaggy to me, but I don’t know anything about ferrets so maybe theyre supposed to look like that?
Literally this. Then the same autism spills over into /meta/ because of their constant need to appeal to authority or shut down dissenting opinions. The amount of newfags who believe this behaviour is normal because it happens so often is disturbing.>>277809>>277810
Ferrets are notorious for their health issues so it wouldn't surprise me if this one isn't doing so great. It's irresponsible to purchase a ferret (let alone multiple) if you have to beg for donations everytime you're at the vet. Not that the abundance of cheap consoomer crap Lori and Kev hordes isn't the main contributor to the problem.
It's so obvious why one tard brought up specific details that nobody mentioned: cosplay, work.
Loony is desperately trying to find out who is leaking her facebook posts, kek.
Idk, they were pretty triggered
over someone claiming to be a former friend and posting here. Demanding proof like a psycho implies they wanted to see a capped interaction. What else could they really provide after being unfriended? That would make it easy as 1 2 3 for deloonloon to figure out who it was. The simple fact someone came her to comment literally anything about her is enough to send Lori over the edge with rage. It’s not out of the realm of possibility. Saged for tinfoil and bc it honestly doesn’t really matter.
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It's also in line with the last few times they came to sperg out.
Anyone leaking how Loony is constantly begging for dollars through her FB friends and old exes gets her reeing because it ruins her self delusions of being "successful".
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It’s common knowledge he cheated on Lori and has wandering dick. I don’t know who Tiffany is but if you go back just a bit to earlier threads, Scott came in here to tout himself and carry on about Lori…like fifteen years after the fact? He admitted to stalking her and got called out for being weirdly obsessive despite being in a committed relationship with someone he moved to Colorado for. It’s pretty obvious he’s still hung up on her because who carries on about an ex decades later when they’ve supposedly moved on like he claimed he had? Not to mention the freaking manifesto he wrote. It was creepy and if I was his wife/girlfriend I’d be weirded out too.
Someone else pointed out at that time that the Colorado girl had made a post on her social media about betrayal at the same time Scott was having his heyday over Lori here, and then he suddenly disappeared never to comment here again. And someone else pointed out how also at that time he disappeared from all the social media of the girl he was in a relationship with.
I dunno, it kinda adds up especially with how many people have been saying he’s terrible and a serial cheater from day one of the Lori milk. I kinda think he actually tried to get back with Lori and that’s why Kev went bananas when Scott was posting here. Except she must’ve rejected him and he lost his current girl in the process. Kek.
>>278517>at least he looks his age
He aged like milk kek but I guess that’s moids for you>i doubt whori would turn any man down at this point either
I can see Lori turning him down. She would probably meet him to hookup, but not move in. If he’s in debt too like anon said, then she would rather wait it out and find a gullible nerd with money. Which we know ain’t gonna happen again but she’s delulu. Also, Kevin is way more of a doormat than Scott, Lori would rather have someone stupid to control. Kevin doesn’t stray far and she can manipulate him to do anything.
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Lori. You’re pushing 40 posting Rick and Morty memes about being 25. As someone ten years younger, this is cringe to post, even at my age. Please log off and get a job so your pets stop dying. Maybe even get a diet that doesn’t revolve around plastic noodles and powdered beef. Your coochie must smell like Taco Bell cheese with all that fast food you’ve been eating.
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He's literally whining about how broke and penniless he is online for the whole world to see. No way would Lori take him back lol.
IMO Scott is just Lori with a dick. They belong together.
I dont remember it being that big of a deal. He kinda trashed her and made himself look like a hero trying to save her but when did he say he was stalking her or obsessed with her? He said he reached out and offered her food and she blew him off. >>278537
He really is, these two could never make it. They would have no place to go. I doubt we'll ever see a reprise since they both need someone to foot the bill.
Not anon you're asking but there was a good lol had because he got called out and admitted to googling her/going through her accounts/etc. which is "how he found this forum".
Hope getting yeeted out of colorado was worth it Scott "this page came up in a search".
Yeah I remember the entire thing. It wasnt that serious.Besides, who didnt do that? Anyone who knows this cow looked at her online shit, that's not an obsession though. People look people up all the time. Still dont remember him ever saying he was obsessed with her. It looks to me like he was just basking in a moment of attention and it was really more about him getting to relive a moment in his life. It was like last thread, still pathetic and irrelevant. I'm not defending him, I dont really care was just saying the anon blew it up to an obsession, and no one has ever been obsessed with Looni other than to make fun of her sadness. >>278571>>278568>>278564
If your not interested in the conversation, you can always just go to another thread and ignor it and stop telling people what to do.
The past 10 threads have been nothing but rehashed nonsense and little bits of pointless info dragging them on how pathetic they are. Why freak about it now?
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Scott seems a little milky. He's openly doing cringy shit still while pushing 40. What's with his Native larp? Dude looks like a tube of mayo. Also, none of you posted his furry OC. Fake nonnies. I'm here for the Scott tea. He currently doesn't meet thread requirements though.
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here's his fursona 'Waya'. Is he trying to smash native chicks or is this some sort of identity crisis?(derailing)
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Holy cultural appropriation batman. His posts have been pretty cringey lately but I haven't seen this. Does he have a native woman fetish or something now?
Pretending to be something he's not just like Whori.(derailing)
It's so obvious broke and bored Loony is here, vendetta comparing herself to whoever >>278615
is. As if Loony herself isn't committing fraud on the daily whether with lego catfishing, bumming free MMO account with fake illness, or pretending yet another ferret isn't dead yet.
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Kevin, tell anons how it feels to know Lori begged this man >>278576
for sex to the point he became irritated, but with you she’s constantly “withholding” and publicly claims she’s asexual. Better yet, when is the last time she’s even kissed you? When is that wedding date? Y’all are pathetic wastes of each others time but it’s fun to watch the desperate front that ‘everything’s fine’ you put on for the hatersuntil it inevitably explodes in on itself.
will say that it's certainly refreshing not to see horrifically photoshopped bobbleheaded people here for once, despite it being another gross moid kek. kev's shoops make me retch every time.>>278656
is she not embarrassed. the lack of self awareness is outstanding in this one every time. looney lonely lori
would not be surprised if there's a block of text freakout from kev's stories soon. this whole thread right now reeks of them reeee-ing at home.
Nobody knows or cares about her. If she was worth any attention she'd be posted somewhere on /w/ or personal lolcows by now. >>278656
Of course Lori would rather be a delusional recluse in Bumfuck county than be faced with reality in a populated area. Easier to cope and remain ignorant while isolated. She doesn't even hold the confidence to be reclusive in a major city, it's so pathetic. Any proximity to dynamic landscapes and people must be agonizing for her. You'd think by now she'd have realized.
Eaxctly, she knows she'd get laughed at in cities because of how gross and cheap she looks IRL.
Still, wouldn't she need a car to go where picrel is? Loony has no means of transport aside from Kevvy and they only use his car for walmart or that teenager store where some girl said Lori looked mad old and dirty.
But Lori is a fatter version of herself.>>278707
I thought Lori's claim to fame was that convention videos where she is racist towards the young girls who were casted on the live action show.
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This never happened, she is absolutely living in a fantasy world kek
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Cue her very next story with her perfect "wig's" black roots, split ends ridged extensions
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Lori really do be lovin Red Lobster. Even the seafood she eats is nasty manufactured chum. It’s giving white trash. Just imagine her cracking a claw open with her long hot pink nails and slurping it into her toothless mouth. Nightmare fuel.
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I think she’s fixating on this comment. She really should go back to tracing artwork or making cheap necklaces with sculpey. She needs a hobby, her brain is atrophied.
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Fuck, can’t delete for some reason and forgot attached pic. Sorry for shitting up thread.
Lori has been obsessed with people thinking her hair is a wig for over 20 years. I promise nobody is thinking about your hair that much, Lori.>>278787
Kek, I'm sure this is it. She totally made up the whole "perfect" thing. Hilarious. Also there's so many cheap wigs out there. "Your hair looks like a wig," isn't necessarily a compliment about how perfect looking your hair is.
I recall hearing he has porn induced ED and a sex worker addiction but thats every crusty misogynistic moid for you. One of his exes I knew back in the day said he'd been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder which explains a lot of his behavior and how he's so similar to Lori.>>278707
I knew about Spin magazine but whats this about the late night show and where can this gem be found?
It's been 84 years of "vampire genes" and "no wigs" and "no lashes" when she's wrinkly, bald with DIY extensions, and her falsies slipping.>>278850
Her poses ave changed to hide that she hasn't had a thigh gap in ages. It's the body of someone who sits and eats all day.
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The weird tights along with the shrug are a “reverse bunny suit”. It was a trend for about three seconds a few years ago. At least, every degen was drawing their fursona in one briefly. Didn’t see too many actual people wearing them, I guess because (as Lori is demonstrating) it looks unbearably stupid.
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To be fair Scott kinda derailed when he came in here years and years later to declare what a NICEGUY he is
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Had to pull it up, it was back in 2020. I also wonder who it was but i guess scotty would make the most sense
Let's be real there's only one person who would consider that "not milk".
Especially because it got Lori and Kevvy fighting and blocking each other yet again, kek.>>279334
It reads like Scott and in all these threads Loony hasn't had anyone else offer her help. Her pitiful network has always been in shambles.
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I couldnt find the clip, just this jpg on the old dramatica site. Stephen Colbert used her as an example of degeneracy and pretty much degraded her for about 10 seconds. A super low if there ever was one. Wish I could find the clip, probably posted some place in one of her threads already.
She was never even famous on the internet, it was just someone making a meme out of her.
threatdowngenerator.com can still be viewed on archive.org
Nah, I agree. By todays standards of internet fame, she was never much…but back in the LJ days, in her own niche corner, she was. Cosplay was a different beast back then, and it was genuinely notable that she was able to assemble large coordinated cosplay groups. Her brief fame is so outdated that most evidence of it was not archived.
I understand the pushback against calling her “famous” though. Lori’s delusions have led her to claim wild things, like being responsible for Sailor Moons popularity in the US. She’s always overestimated her own influence. She was admired back when having a friend with a nice camera and photoshop suite on desktop was enough to appear successful and enviable. She was an utter failure at leveraging that into anything more. Part of why I find her interesting at all is her connection to the way the “old internet” worked. She’s a relic, lol.
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Lori has always grifted everything she ever had. Her Live Journal was no different. She used trickery, threats and a fake image just like she does now. The only difference is shes old now so no one is taking the bait anymore other than desperate scrotes and still that the same ole same ole. They see shes a fake and dodge out, just like all the LJ crowd did. The only thing Lorrena is good at us lying to temporarily get what she wants.
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Also, all the other relic cosplayers are still around or had growing success or moved onto careers.
Cosplayers like Yaya or Nigri were exponentially more famous, and even in the Sailormoon fandom Loony wasn't even a sideshow bob to the better skilled and prettier cosplayers who also went onto having ensemble groups with friends instead of con randoms.
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It's true. When it was happening Heidi would post something and then delete it so there's no better point in time/juicy caps from back then unless anyone saved them but Facebook still has her as single and then this public post.
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I guess Kevin paid up.
This makes me sad, they were really cute together. I genuinely thought Scott had finally grown up and gotten his shit together, guess it was all a front. His new supply is in for a suprise, either way good for Heidi for getting away from him.>>280027
I can't wait to see how juicy this gets the closer we get to Vday kek.
Maybe they're fighting because Kevvy called her fat, wasn't he into anachans? Now she eats all his food.>>280200
She's going to double in size, in that pic she hides one leg behind the other to minimize how big she is, and now she edits out the lumps that are happening everywhere.
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Lori posted another grandma video set to a different version of Barbie Girl this time. I don't know why she keeps posting these.
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Busy month so far
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Little bit meta, but these two images juxtaposed have the exact same mood. Regretful weeb turned sexworkercore
Only a few years ago Venus had a clean image (though suspected to be sugaring) and Lori was posting the same zerotwo photo over and over to 20 likes. And here we are now.
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kev chimping out again
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he wants apologies
They're even using the same app settings, kek.>>280458
Love a good self-own from Kevvy, the anon predicting a valentine's day chimpout is an oracle because the blocking is getting fast and furious.
Ok sure but this doesn't answer my question.
How blocking in social media could be considered punishment? Ignoring, being rude or mean - yeah, sure. But blocking? Sorry nonna, I just don't get it.>>280481
Come on, Kev and Loris relationship is like symbiosis. They belong together and thank goodness they found each other.
Kevin, just because you've done something for so long doesn't mean people are going to give you the attention you want because Johnny over here just started their page and did something cool you'll never do, but stay mad at him for the instant 5k he got.
Kevin is such a whiney brat online. It's like cosplayers throwing fits their cosplay didn't get attention.
>>280498>it probably instills some anxiety that she’s messing around
We know that Kev and Lori lurk here since they referenced Scott coming on twenty years later for another moment of glory and we know that Lori and Scott were messaging behind Kev and Heidi's backs trying to meet up without anybody knowing from >>279334
I'm wondering if Kev has seen those screenshots here and the updates that Heidi caught Scott cheating and kicked him out so knowing Scott is single and still carrying on with Lori has him sperging out? Especially if he was cheating with Lori. They've definitely cranked up the fighting recently and the timing is just too perfect.
Kevvy you're still young and even though you're a trainwreck there's still hope for you to turn things around for yourself. Get out and let the two nutcases have each other.
He truly became Loony 2.0. Now he's crying about more talented people getting recognition that should have been his, kek.
Lori throws fits over and harasses younger prettier cosplayers and ethots getting what she thinks is attention and money that should have come her way. That's why she resorts to all the skinwalking and claiming characters are based on her, and buying bots to look like she's not an absolute nobody.>>280511
Sounds right. The sudden uptick in posts about Scott coinciding with Loony blocking Kevvy could be related to Loony reaching out to Scott and trying to hook up with him again.
We're all oracles here. This was predicted by >>277750
Thot's all wind up in the same place. At least Venus had a moment in the sun. Lori's only ever really been broke and had a bad rep.>>280456>>280458
So he tantrums on social media about people thinking he's immature while bitching about being owed appologies for shit they did to themselves. Dude still doesnt get get he shaked up with the biggest load of baggage that dragged herself coast to coast letting everyone know what she really was? Even people who were his friends told him she was bringing her crazy to his life after they witnessed it. He didnt care and was fucked up enough to claim someone did something to them. Nive Darvo. It was public. They tried to help him. Then he trashed them publicly and chose Lori anyway. Who owes who the apology? He knows but regret is a bitch.
Who else is he talking about? Post public and accept public criticism.
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I forgot to post this. He posted this on January 28. Even though he's more or less absent from social media, he still makes it a point to mention how social media isn't everything, and also how dare other people be more successful at social media than him.
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the weight gain is really showing in her (previously witchy) hands. shes also been really overworking it with the waist shoops lately but i didnt feel like including those.
I can't believe he had to deal with a court case and still hasn't kicked her out. His parents must be livid paying for everything.>>280640
Is she even legally married or divorced? There has to be a reason why she's still only engaged to Kevvy. She got milky with Kevin and the pee suit debacle, prior to that she seemed to have taken a pause on the skinwalking so there was little milk to be had.
I don’t even think they’re still engaged. Sometimes she refers to Kevin as just her boyfriend (or will just call him Kevin lol) and she never wears the ring he got her.
I think she has referred to him as “fiance” recently (?) but in a previous thread someone pointed out her just calling him her boyfriend.
She also doesn’t have neon pink talons in these photos.>>280684
Don’t forget Lori’s other name for Kev, “the boy” kek. She doesn’t care about him at all and is only using him for food and a roof. I really don’t get why Kevin stays because she does absolutely nothing.
Eh, I still don't think he looks bad, but even then most of the pics he cover half his face in bangs anyway. There's definitely an audience out there for 'edgy lanky skater cosplay guy', but that would involve actually interacting with people, even low tier thirst traps but he can't do that because his balls are in Lori's grip.
If he wanted he could pick up cosplay again like the last years didn't happen and just keep going but well…
Hes not talented or interesting and he doesn't have the money to keep up. He didnt gain followers, why would he now? The sport has lots of pros that peaked 20 years ago and followers who are half Kevin's age with twice the disposable funding from wealthy parents. Few people get anywhere online without investment. He's not rocking the brands of the genre and he's not charismatic enough to win followers. That's not to be mean. If I had no clue who he was I would think he was an average skater with average personality. Buisness wise I dont see his content taking off and I dont think it's because he tried to promote Liri. Now I do think if he had followers they would wonder why he was promoting her because her content stinks. >>280806
Kek, Scott and Looni were never meant to be. I can see those two trying to force the other to work so they can scrub 40 cent ramen off each other.
They're chasing fantasy careers and fame that can only happen with good genetics, money and connections. Things they don't and won't ever have.
They don't even have the discipline to work hard for anything and don't care to learn either. They just follow that they see more successful people doing in hopes of the same results.
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Screenshots of a video she posted yesterday of her being a “cat” but just ends up looking like shes pantomiming riding a bicycle. usually in her “no makeup” meitu’d photos the filters manage to make her look fresh faced, but yikes did they fail her in this clip. She looks mtf. Also Kek at the gut
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Regardless of what the ears are intended to be, she meows in the video and tagged it "nekogirl," while a second post of this same outfit was captioned like this.
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they're just these crappy ears. you can see the bells and bows.
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Lol Scott shooting his shot with my friend by either trying to offer to buy or convince her to buy a $1,000 pair of shoes.
No wonder homeboy is homeless and broke. He and Loony are soulmates.
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I think the point that nonnie
was making is that he's broke and has to freeload off women because he thinks it's perfectly normal to treat yourself to $1K shoes.
Also pretty sure they were a thing.
I have to agree, this conversation has taken a ridiculous ride over the past two weeks. >>281246
Definitely suspect on the potentially deliberate derail. Some of the statements look like deliberate rebutts to comments upthread. Time to start reporting.
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I for one am enjoying the Scott drama. Lori milk is still entertaining even if it's her old tub of sour cream.
I'm just suprised he hasn't stuck his greasy head back in here to deFenD his HonOr. Whoever this farmer was scared him off for good it seems.
Do we have any updates from our calender making friend? Curious if there are any new fights lining up with the Scott postings.
I am still keeping track. This >>280402
is still the latest. Kevin has been blocked since February 5th.
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I think she's trying. She recently followed this hustle culture guy and liked his recent pic. I noticed she did the same thing with the Andrew Lego guy, but she doesn't follow him anymore.
It's just that Lori doesn't have anything that these guys want. She isn't valuable to anybody but Kevin.
Or random anons passing by just think the hyper fixation on a side character is retarded at best.
t. Anon passing by
Are you retarded or new? Lori has done this e-begging to randos for years except it never pans out.
says, her only hope is someone stupid enough to fall for her catfishing for a little while to give her a few bucks. Kevvy is probably legally married to her at this point and can't easily get rid of her.
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This is apparently not a Kev sighting - posted on Lorena’s IG. What a special thing, to wear the same size shoe as your ‘boy’. I wonder if he’s mincing around in her stripper heels?
Can we do a url check for >>281377
I wrote >>281231
and the first line of my post was rewritten verbatim, borderline whiteknighting in >>281377
to an anon criticizing Lori begging for pennies… which has been proven thousands of times over the years. Lori and Kevin are 100% the ones derailing this thread and defending themselves, trying to shift attention to anyone they possibly can, and have a particular hard-on for Scott. At the very least let’s just report because I’m so tired of these pathetic beggars being agitating in the thread everyday and ruining the topic of conversation w their derails.
>>281425>mentally unstable desperado
You summed up her taste in men perfectly! Has she ever even dated anyone normal/stable?>>281450>Lori and Kevin are 100% the ones derailing this thread
I mean we know they lurk here. I just ignore anything sus and have a good laugh at the mental image of Loony shrieking.
Most scrotes don't give a shit about a woman's accomplishments or lack thereof. Sad but true. They care about looks above all else.>>281454
The renfaire guy seemed pretty normal and nice, other than being into nerdy renfaire stuff obv.
I thought renfaire guy (Steven?) cheated on her / she cheated on him? >>281602
But I think he did buy her nicer clothes. Around that time she wore a cream-colored lace dress from Free People/Lucky/some popular brand at the time. If it was a knockoff, it was a nice one anyway. I also remember seeing other pieces that were more age appropriate…guess she hated that, because it all got yeeted with Steven. Except for the lace dress which showed up in a pic a year or so ago, looking ratty as hell.
Even sugarbabies still have to be cute and young IRL. Lori wishes, kek.>>281609
Lori still wearing decades old knockoffs and tattered extensions shows the absolute state of her closet. Wasn't there a pic of her dirty bikinis living in a basket one time? That's all she's able to afford when she isn't cutting Kevvy's clothes.
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I wanted to disagree with this but looking back at her ig you’re right. It looked outdated but at least it was coordinated.
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Compared to the stockings with jessica simpson shoes and wrinkled tutus she began wearing around 2017. So probably some sort of midlife crisis
Those clothes looked like costumes. What about things you wear when you have a legitimate place to go? Did she wear sweatpants with crazy shoes and a dollskill hoodie to the court? Out for dinner with Kevin's parents? To the dmv? I mean some nice jeans, a fitted top, heels proper makeup I've never seen her wear something like that even once. That's weird. For a woman who prides herself on her looks she must look ridiculous when she goes out. I bet she thinks people are looking at her because they think shes pretty or unique but they probably think she looks insane. She needs some real friggin clothes. >>281672>>281673
These are fine for a club, or a strip joint. I can see why she always winds up with Beta anime boys though. I dont think an actual man would want to parade this around.
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Lol now someones going around trying to bump her old threads. I think we broke Kevin guys
Old pic: Cute cos outfit, outside at the beach in the sunshine, looking healthy and trim.
New pic: Outfit looks like a homeless person, cooped up inside dark apartment, bloated from high sodium and carb diet.
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Lori unblocked and followed Kevin for Valentine's Day. I am having trouble posting this.
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Kevin offers a tribute to his “best girl”, praising her lewds and flexing a bag of takeout.
Kek, all it took was Kevvy giving her money and plugging her stupid accounts with ancient meitu edits of Lori as usual.>>281886
He's probably one of those drivers who steals people's meals every now and then. So sad that they can't even afford to eat outside like a normal couple.
he should nastily tell them to like his sick skate vids and then maybe he'll give a few tips
I always wonder if he's at the skate park with 12yos and having autistic meltdowns if they aren't leaving him enough space. I'm also sure he turns up in smelly knockoff slater clothes
Wait so someone says up thread she never dresses like zero two anymore so she runs and pulls those horns out? Lori cant come up with any ideas of her own. She should give the farmers her pennies and ramen as payment.
And Ew! Imagine shilling your gfs porn on Valentines day. That's pathetic and gross.
Great nonnas think alike kek
I wonder if Lori picked up on that
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Christ in a bucket, the absolute state of Lori's tongue.
Obviously people do care or they wouldn't be asking. Cry more.
Washing those extensions won't help, those things need cleansed with fire.
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Lori unfollowed Kevin today. Guess that Valentine's pity follow didn't last.
She has missing teeth, tooth decay and poor dental hygiene all combined. Bet Kevvy also has the same if their lifestyle is shared.>>282205
Kek, not even a week! He's so pathetic.
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nice nose hair, lorena
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Kevin unfollowed Lori and she posted a story at midnight last night about how she's alone with her thoughts and there's nothing to do in SLC after midnight. I wonder what happened.
(Sry the calendar is so janky looking. It really messed up when I did the 3 entries on the 14th.)
Guessing this is still fallout from valentines day last week. All Lori got was:>stolen doordash delivery >>281886>kevvy saying happy valentines to a much older photo of her>likely no gifts because they're both broke
She probably wanted to go out on a real dinner date and is still yelling about it. They have no money though and honestly, Kevin is probably embarrassed to be seen in public with her.
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the timing of this story post lines up with right after these >>282591
>>282601 posts kek it looks like someones mad. although i can barely comprehend what this word salad means.
Salt lake Business hours arent to blame Lori, youre both just broke
Lets be real even if she lived in a livelier city and had a little more income to play with they would still be homebodies. Even when both of them worked retail I don’t remember them really posting about going out other than cons
The only time they go anywhere is when they scrounge up $20-$40 to to to the Round 1 arcade, where Lori screeches at Kevin from the sidelines to win her more plushies from the claw machine, while wearing thrown together plastic neon stripper gear, cat ears or horns on a headband, and whatever cut up hoodie of Kevin's she can find.
I would love to see an art anon draw that sometime.
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why don’t they just do like every other broke couple does and do a midnight run to del taco? there’s nothing more romantic than sitting under the stars while munching away on a couple of value men burritos, punctuated by the sweet serenade of death farts and moans from the neverending stomach aches they will get for the rest of the evening.
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Kevin must have REALLY fucked up Valentines, kek.
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Kevin with some late night wisdom.
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She looks rough..her ass is getting wider and wider and wtf her teeth??
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seriously what is going on with her teeth? they look both snaggly and rotten.
Loony went from complaining about having nobody to go out with to complaining that nobody wants to buy anything for her. Considering she has one person in her life, she's just whining about him.>>282909
Kevvy the dropout in yellow pants showing off his dunning-kruger effect.
kek lori must be screeching at him and he's lurking these threads seething. kev, you guys are so predictable. it's not hard to figure out what you're fighting about.>>282951
wtf her teeth look like they're stained with blood. she hasn't been wearing her nasty press-ons lately, did kevvy not buy you any new ones lori?
"You're so hard to buy for" Lori your boyfriend doesn't have a job or an income. Kevin dropped out of school to suit your needs years ago. What did you expect him to buy you with no money? The funds im sure his parents send him go to your bills and "lux" lifestyle. >>282909
All HE does it hate others on the internet and SEETHE because they have more views than he does. If he actually TRIED and uploaded content weekly or actually put EFFORT into his posts, they might get more views. He also WANTS to be internet famous so badly. But you can't try to make your own content with poor attitude and limited effort… AND SHILL someone elses nudes 24/7. Pick ONE. People shouldnt be FORCED to pay lori money you drove away any views you had with that bullshit.
They both need to get jobs and stop being grifting sacks of shit.
Are these two even in a relationship? Remember when he posted that he asked her if they were ever going to have sex again and she said no? How much do we wanna bet they didnt. That was like two years ago. How long does he put up with her for? If my basically how roommate asked me where their gift was I wouldn't have said "your hard to buy for", I would have said "F You". Wasnt Mr. Rice and a movie enough for her. Wonder if he will just work to pay for her forever while she slowly prunes out and they live the same monotonous day over and over with nothing real to look forward to.
Better get crackin Kevy, her bday is next month and Lori wants some 90' Demonia shoes, manic panic and rocks. Wouldnt want to miss your chance for that high five shes gonna give you. >>282909
Kek, says the guy who works some crap job with no education and an inter net whore roommate he pretends is a girlfriend. Besides no one hates them except the people they were in direct contact with early in their relationship.
>>282978>Are these two even in a relationship?
to be honest with you, no. i think they just put up with each other out of necessity. lori has no where else to go and no means to leave anyway, and kev is emotionally wrapped up in proving everyone on the internet that he's going to be living in a white mansion on top of a hill. i think only one person is still somewhat invested in this relationship and that's kevin. lori checked out a long time ago.
remember they were supposed to get married a few years ago, too? no mention of that either, unless of course they did it behind the scenes and somehow have had the restraint to not talk about it publicly.
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Kevin posted this the other night too. "Winter funk," sure. He is in a "funk" most of the year.
He always says this and never delivers.
the hoodie and pants look like something a girl would wear in y2k.
it's funny how attached he is to those wing shoes. it's fitting, like icarus he stupidly hovers around danger aka lori.
This is hilarious! Didnt screenshot it but around a week before Valentines Day she shared a very similar meme on insta that said something like “what i want for valentines day” and it was that will smith tada meme next to pink bikinis and lingerie. Shes definitely big mad>>282980
Lets not forget their staged proposal at a con in their darling in the franxx cosplays
Exactly, they're two overgrown uneducated roommates living off Kevvy's parents until that well dries up. Wonder when, since his parents won't pay forever. They probably have a cutoff date when Kevy turns a certain age.
The fact that Loony is a toothless yokel and will never afford dental care because she'd rather get outdated knockoff rags with afterpay that she and Kevvy seem to share is cracking me up tho.
They probably didn't go out for vday because bet there'd be potential candids of Lori in the wild.
Kevin's posted multiple times saying he is going to start uploading skate videos, cosplay tips, prop making content, cosplay content…. and never delivers. Once in a while he will spray paint a crappy bakudo cosplay but it's casual tier.
Remember back before lori how often he cosplayed? How nice his cosplays were and he even got picked up by a company interested in his content/designs? Talk about ruining your own future. They both ruin each others chances to become actual content creators.
What do they do all day in their one bedroom? Sit and rot? Both of them look held hostage, sick, unhealthy, jealous but they tell themselves a different story to be victims
and make their shitty living situation "Acceptable". Both are degens.
I remember them being engaged. I never thought it looked serious. It looks like she has a habit of making her boyfriends propose to her. They dont seem to have ever made any plans and it would be weird. I guess maybe they could have already but I dont think these people can keep anything to themselves.
It seems like a real burden to be living with someone who wouldnt be able to take care of themself if you leave or something happens to you. I wonder if he stays because he feels sorry for her. He's super lulzy himself and I dont feel bad for him since he clearly chooses this but I really cant understand why a man less than 30 would stay in a situation like that unless something was really holding him back. And she does technically have a place to go, back to her parents house. She might claim otherwise but if she had no choice she should just go.
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Kev posted a new insta story….Jesus christ. It’s been what, 7 years since Lori chased off his friends? And he’s still blaming them for the shitty state of his relationship?
Imagine being mad at your boyfriend/fiancé/whatever for over a week. That’s a lot of anger.>>283046
He’s been bringing this up a lot lately. He’s blaming them, but in reality I think he’s lonely and misses having friends. >if ppl could have just apologized
It sounds like Kevin is longing for his old friends and regrets the situation. If he left Lori, stopped being so arrogant and apologized, maybe he could salvage those friendships.
>>283058>maybe he could salvage those friendships
Doubt these people even remember who he is, it seems to be old con acquaintances or family that he demanded money from.
It's been years and very likely people his age have moved onto having fulfilling lives and have no need to be involved with someone who just wants their money.
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Aaaand Kevin's been blocked. His 2 recent likes disappeared from Lori's page. This has been a very active month.
Is this about Moo? Lol>>283084
He should just dump lori
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Kevin thinks the reason this didn't get any engagement is because he posted it at 1 am and not because he has 0 reach and alienated everyone in his life.
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I feel the same, nonna. I've always thought Lori could do better than Kevin, though not by much. I feel like there are some chubby goofy moids out there with actual houses that she could go after. I'm sure they're slobs and there's a reason why they don't have wives or long term gfs but it would be so great if Lori could get her hooks into anybody other than Kevin.
Kevin used to be good as a cosplay prop, and for making cosplay props. He doesn't even do that for Lori anymore.
Anyway, here is a screenshot of Kevin's Instagram bio. He changed it in the last couple of days. The thing about love is new, along with the line about only ever wanting to do the same (what?), and some cope about how he only posts sometimes, as if anybody but farmers like me care.
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Better late then never.
Love seems to be on time with the Valentine's day un/block-fest.>>283123
Major M2F vibes, from the horseface and erratic movements that mimic women, to the styling choices.
Maybe she should just start calling it t4t and pander there instead?
Know I would love to see it
If I saw this walking down the street I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter tbh
jfc what a mess
He has the mind of an 11 year old (girl) for sure since this outfit is exactly what I would have picked to wear at 11 (pretty sure I had a similar hoodie too)
might explain why he can't escape from Lori