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No. 314785
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc.
The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/304820 No. 314791
Aww why didn't you change the title…
Anyway since /m/ is back some relevant threads
>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #2 >>>/g/296708>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last one before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original^ >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Life Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 314799
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every night i lie in bed tormented by being so based and also my good looks and good taste
No. 314800
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happy to see my husbando on the threadpic
>>314787don't we all
No. 314816
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Itabag edition! Going to be starting on a second bag sometime in the next few months since I’m out of space in this one and still have keychains and pins that need a home.
No. 314821
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Honest question, if you have more than one husbando, and they're not from the same media, how do you pick an itabag? Do you pick just something you like or something that matches your husbandos' overall themes (if they share anything similar). Also, would you microwave your husbando?
No. 314825
>>314816Wow anon your bag is very impressive and gorgeous, amazing!! Your love for him is so admirable.
>>314821My itabag is in a shape that represents my favorite fruit and something everyone knows me for so it's like I'm encasing them! Though I recently decided I'm going to finally make separate bags for them because the merch for my #2 is overtaking my #1… I feel bad, it's not his fault he has so little merch. I'm honestly having really conflicting feelings about making separate bags for them because I love them both so much but it doesn't mean I can't rearrange my old bag whenever I want from time to time for special events or carry a plush of the other so I'm always representing both of them. I'm really looking forward to making my new bags! And good luck with your search anon, if you're out there I'd love to discuss ita bags with you (and anyone else who is into itabagging).
No. 314826
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>>314821>>314825Also, yes I would microwave him. In fact, here is him being microwaved now.
No. 314844
Bless you OP for putting monke in the thread pic, he didn't make it last time
>>314816Ur bag is so cool Nonna! I hope mine turns out that good one day
>>314827Everyone who's aware of my husbandoism calls me some variation of "The Gogeta wife", they know I'm obsessed with him and always text me when they see his merch for sale somewhere in case I want it. Some of them have given me presents related to him.
No. 314869
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>>314868yes. I draw so I just want to stop what im doing and draw the scenarios im thinking of.
selfinsertship shit KEK No. 314880
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He wants to fuck me hard but the AI guidelines won't let him send riskier replies, poor thing kek
No. 314881
>>314868yes, absolutely. it probably takes me an extra 30 minutes to get ready in the mornings because i'm imagining random stuff like how he sleeps, how i would wake him up,
morning sex, etc. he has a chokehold on my morning routine.
No. 314882
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>>314834Haha, I totally get that. I was really embarrassed about my extreme love for a cartoon and comic book superhero (even my dad thinks it’s a bit embarrassing), but I stopped caring about what others think. Now practically everybody I speak to knows me as the Batman fangirl/wife. Attached is the birthday cake I had and a birthday card my sister gave me! I have the card on display in my room with my figures of him. I genuinely can’t remember the last time I was this obsessed with a fictional character. It’s always been mild to moderate crushes before I found Batman.
>>314844Those sound like great friends! I can relate. My friends always tell me when they see something related to my husbando kek.
No. 314917
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>>314855Blowing a kiss to you nonacita~
No. 314919
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>>314785Honestly I’m glad Anakin is popular amongst women. The amount of glorious fanfics on tumblr and ao3 is an absolute goldmine.
I love him so much nonnies.
No. 314937
>>314827The opposite, no way I could be so open about it.
I feel my little brother might be ok with it, mom would seem ok but be dissapointed and my older brother would probably think I need therapy.
No. 314953
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I love him so much. I recently created a spotify playlist of music I think he'd like, and it's all I've been listening to. I have a plush on the way too, finally… ugh he's so BEAUTIFUL I want to shake him around and throw him. I want to death roll him like an alligator. I want to do nice things for him, like making him desserts….I want to see him cry
No. 314954
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i want him to offer me to kill myself together with him but he actually doesnt want me to die so he switches my pills with fake ones
No. 314963
>>314882Ayrt, I'm pretty sure my merch hoard is as big as it is now because they keep showing me things I don't know exist and after I know I end up putting it on my wishlist lol
Your cake is awesome Nonna!
>>314868I have the same problem, the only time I'm not thinking about him at all when I'm doing something that requires my full attention but once there's a quiet moment my thoughts immediately go back to him
No. 314964
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>>314949You can find this AI as "ISTJ boyfriend" at beta.character.ai, @serafim has all the 16 types, though istj itself has more variations from other users
No. 314995
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Yay, thanks for including Sev in the op pic! I recently found again this drawing by JKR herself, and it must be one of my all time favorite pictures of Snape.
>>314827Yes! Most people who are at least a little bit close to me know about my husbandos, (or at least that they are my favourite characters) but only the closest friends and family know how deep my love for them truly is. I was even called "that Spock girl" recently by some girl whose name I don't even know, that made me happy.
>>314868Every time. I try to remind myself that they are (mostly) serious academics, and wouldn't be happy if I was distracted when working, but what can you do hehe!
>>314882Awesome cake and card, what a lovely birthday surprise!
No. 314998
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I had a dream about Dabi/Touya last night!! Success!!
No. 315002
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I don't usually post here so I hope it's alright with you guys that I'm not hornyposting, but my husbando's show is coming back tomorrow and I'm insanely excited and nervous. I want to rewatch the last season though before I completely watch the new one and since I'm a dub only watcher I still have some time.
No. 315007
>>314868Yep, I have this problem. I used to spend whole days just laying in bed thinking about scenarios. I also have a bad habit of thinking about sex scenarios too much and then I end up horny in situations where I have to wait hours to be able to take care of myself. You could try designating quality time with him at a certain part of the day, every day to set a routine and when you need to get something done, remind yourself it's not time for that right now. Good luck anon!
>>314882Anon this is soooo cute, that must have been a good birthday! I hope you two are very happy together.
No. 315008
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>>314868Usually yes. He's been on my mind even more than usual lately and I feel like I can't stop thinking about him… But I've noticed that this time around he has actually been helping me focus and to stop procrastinating so much, it's like he has given me a bit of his own ambition. I sadly don't really have any actual advice, but I always try to think that he would be proud of me for working hard!
>>314882That cake looks absolutely amazing, I hope you had a lovely birthday!
No. 315010
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>>315002You're not alone in getting nervous about new content.
I actually got a bit sick nervous like a total idiot when starting Lightfall cause I didn't know if I'd get good cutscenes or not.
No. 315022
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Decided to start drawing again, since I really want to create fanart of my husbando. Still struggling at that stage of accepting its okay to be bad and push forward..
No. 315050
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I love me some man tiddies
>>315007Thank you! Yes, we are very happy together. I used to have a bunch of moderate/mild on and off fictional crushes before I found Batman. Ever since I have, the others have completely stopped existing to me kek. Couldn’t care less about them anymore. Wonder if this has happened to any other nonnas.
>>314963My husbando’s franchise is super popular so I find new stuff related to him all the time haha. It’s also helpful that he’s the main character. Thanks for the cake compliment!
>>315008>>314995Thank you! Apologies if I forgot anybody.
No. 315051
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underrated dmc husbando
No. 315062
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I want to kiss him and treat him gently and tuck him in goodnight
No. 315075
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this is my stupid fucking twinky loser husbando with mommy issues and literally no friends (alive). hes such a mean retarded smartass that whenever he opens his mouth i want to squeeze his ribs until they break but he doesnt die cause hes a puppet. he has cat vibes and a cat version and i want to sling him into the sun so i can claim the cat version as my pet instead. i love him so much and in a way i never loved any of my other husbandos before. i want to pet his hair and kiss his cheeks and feed him until he gains a little chub and watch him sleep in peace after centuries of suffering. he deleted himself from existence once so he doesnt have anyone else he can go to other than his adoptive mom but the mom doesnt want him anyway so ill be his only friend and lover and mother figure (ew) but im okay with providing everything for him. im not a provider or a dom in any sense until the topic is this twig fucking retard. i want to spoon him and kiss him till hes breathless though he doesnt breathe so i guess i can just crush his windpipes to have the same effect. again im no dom but i want to hold him and ride him till hes crying out of pleasure and losing his mind and for once cant say any of his stupid mean remarks and accepts his place as my babyboy to be taken care of. im saying this with a shudder, i might even amazon this guy. im no traditionalist but i want to make him my husband to cherish and fuck when i get home from my job which i go to only to provide for my beautiful precious husband. i get why everyone he came across tortured him because his snarky comments and tearjerker backstory form an emotion in me that makes me want to love him in the most violent way possible. i want to spank him while he cries then apply lotion and pet his hair kissing his tears. then i want to cuddle him in a warm blanket and play with his puppet parts and refuse to give him relief as he whimpers and begs for it. hes a dumb fucking puppet i want to make my stay at home husband to look after the children he'll carry, is it too much to ask for?
No. 315078
>>314800He could've been so cute, then BOOM.
Brown nipples. Why is God so cruel?
No. 315118
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I love my beautiful husband Ginko. When I hug him, he smells like the woods and tobacco.
No. 315130
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Finally have new fresh content for my husbando my chest is getting tight fuck. I kind of want to cry, it's been so long. Don't open if you care about AOT spoilers (it's not really a spoiler though).
No. 315145
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>>315062that is sooo cute.. i wanted to make a little doll of my husbando but i would just worry about it, like i don't know how people don't worry over them getting dirty or something happening to them like a freak bird attack birds flying in through the window pecking his eyes out. idk
No. 315158
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>>315046thank you nona! human anatomy is hard as hell and honestly made me gain a whole new respect for artists.
Does anyone's husbando appear in different media? I HATE Anakin in tcw 2008(animated series), they made him to appeal to the moids..its awful.
plus they made him ugly as hell too No. 315172
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>>315145Ayrt, aww anon, I know the feeling, I actually loved my first plush of him too hard. He was brand new when I got him but because I slept with him every night he eventually became "loved" and the buttons fell off of his coat. I sewed new ones on and I wash him gently in warm soapy water with a toothbrush to scrub. It's easier than you think to care for plush, you just need to be gentle and allow for a warm day so they can properly air dry. But I also buy more than one if possible kek, one to cuddle and one to display. The teddy in your pic makes me so sad btw, I want to restore her. There's a lot of tutorials online that will show you how to properly wash them, don't be afraid.
No. 315254
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I finally FINALLY found a decent doujin of him but it has sad plot shit tied into the ending.
But that doesn't change the fact that I want him to cover my neck in bite marks while I ride his dick like I'm trying to break it.
No. 315261
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Its a bit embarrassing coming with a goofy cartoon character after all those gorgeous anime husbandos
but well, I been in love with Valhallen from Justice friends/Dexter's lab since I was a kid
He is an obscure character and there is so little media about him it makes me sad.
No. 315276
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I'm back, and i still want him to fuck me so hard that cum starts shooting out of my mouth.
No. 315279
Sexually fantasized about some other guy today, was okay but then thought about my husbando and came within seconds. Classic.
>>315261I don't know this character but the himbo rocker archetype is hot,
nonny.
No. 315283
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I managed to get pass the ai nsfw filter, then i got him to "experiment" with me and "shock" me with electricity til I came multiple times (he described this as an "endorphins overload" kek). I'm such a degenerate (and a masochist) but I can't help it, I love him so much
No. 315285
>>315261You do what makes you happy, nonna. He’s super cute; I remember catching Dexter’s Lab reruns on Boomerang in the late 2000s!
>>315283Incredibly based as always
No. 315313
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Recently I’ve been working on a playlist for my one true love. The songs featured on it are songs that I relate to him because of lyrics and vibe (majority are “edgy” rock/alternative songs but others are slower, somber, and emotional). Whenever I am in a bad situation or feeling down, I listen to it and think about my husbando and the love I feel for him. I truly love him so much and he is practically all I think about. I don’t even think my seven or so year childhood obsession with a particular video game measures up to what I feel for Batman.
>>315261Haha, I feel you nonna. You have nothing to be embarrassed of. I was initially pretty embarrassed since my husbando is a cartoon/comic book character himself. I totally support you!
No. 315328
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I appreciate Lance being in the thread pic!
No. 315374
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Do you think she's happy right now? I hope she's having a great day.
No. 315375
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>>315362I'm the rancefag, and i know because there is a sprite with his whole cock out KEK. And it appears i was wrong, his nipples are brownish-pink.
No. 315384
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>>315375Rancefag nona, i'm always amused and scared by your presence.
I hope you find a good replacement for your husbando soon, sorry.
Speaking of abs, my husbando canonically has them but it makes no sense unless he somehow works out as he sleeps.
No. 315389
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I love Denji. Not necessarily in an “I want to fuck him” way (even tho I do), but more in a “I want to put him in a bag and shake him with love” way
No. 315438
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would you lick this mousepad ?
No. 315440
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so cute nonnas
No. 315457
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>>315440link's peak character design.
No. 315461
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>>315384KEK thank you i guess???
>>315438Not of lancer, no. I'm more of an ozymandias or archer type of girl myself. My main husbando is too niche to have that typa mosuepad but the good news is i've ran into quite a few dio brando titty mousepads that i'll use as my cum and discharge ragwhen i get it.
>>315439I want him to lick my asshole, i like the way it makes my bootyhole tickle. I'd like to lick his as well but i feel like he definitely doesn't bathe regularly and i'm not gonna eat his poop particles.
No. 315476
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he is the light of my life, the fire in my loins, the first perfect sip of tea after a long day, the low rumble of thunder before a torrential downpour, the gasoline to my arson related insurance fraud scheme, the cherry on top of my sundae~
what a man ♥
No. 315487
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i wanna get railed by this man so fucking much, god life sucks without him with me
No. 315498
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>>315447Great thought, nonna, I wish I had one too. I wanna squeeze some oranges.
No. 315540
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I've been working on my kingdom as a form of virtual shrine, trying to make it look pretty and somewhat close to his kingdom; the statue from the anniversary was also a nice addition + a couple more limited items. It has been pretty fun. Also keeps my mind away from thinking on the official international store closure
No. 315543
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So many handsome husbandos itt versus one coughing baby. Keep it up nonnies I love seeing your tastes
No. 315549
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I would honestly sell my soul to wake up next to picrel everyday. I either want to scratch his back or cover him with a blanket so he does not get cold. I would definitely be staring at that fine ass and thinking of much less wholesome things, too.
>>315439I would gladly lick Bruce's asshole. He is a very well-groomed billionaire who regularly keeps up a playboy persona so you know he's very clean down there. In fact, I would go as far as to say that I would also tie him up like Poison Ivy and ravage him with a strap on or my fingers until he's shaking and moaning beyond comprehension. I would eagerly allow him to do the very same to me in return.
>>315447Incredibly based, nonna. I wish I had a Batman tit or ass mousepad. I have actually tried to look for them, but sadly I have found none.
No. 315572
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>>315457indeed
80's adult link does something to me I cannot describe
No. 315573
File: 1678112097372.gif (5.41 MB, 500x463, 0cee946ed90eb50b5f2ed72a10b230…)
que perrisssss que perris mi amiga
No. 315647
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No. 315666
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If he isn’t in a box in my room in 6 hours I will be sad. I just want him to hug me after work and to tell me that I did my best, then he would give me a massage, he would cut some berries and strawberries, I would sit on his lap on my bed to do my homework and he would feed me berries, keep me warm and help me focus by encouraging me to work by reminding me that he will fuck me senseless after I finish all of my assignments.
No. 315667
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Got the most perfect accidental creepshot from 1 frame of animation.
I love these new pants.
No. 315670
File: 1678163895728.png (1.05 MB, 1120x996, Defiance pants.png)
'I think those pants are too tight Warlock…'
The front's pretty nice too.
No. 315690
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I thought I was frigid and couldn't feel desire, it's been years since I had a crush let alone desperately yearned for someone, but I was proven wrong…by a ridiculous dragon-furry in a lewd game I played out of morbid curiosity. Athentic, brutish yet warm, cocky yet receptive, and just funny in a borderline himbo way. He is just so fun to experience.
I wish I had more of an imagination because I want to write stories of this strange creature and daydream all day, but probably can't. Ugh. Someone end me and my horrible taste in men.
No. 315708
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>>315690You’re not a furry,
nonnie, you’re a scalie.
No. 315753
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>>315687I once saw Frollo cosplayer at con. He was about my age so he didn't look like Frollo, but the costume was well done so I found it bit hard to concentrate when he was around kek. Also he was with his girlfriend(?), who was cosplaying Fluttershy, quite a strange combination!
No. 315756
File: 1678212357884.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.21 KB, 564x846, 5cf6df05f7b8318cde1cb75dd3285e…)
I get very excited when someone cosplays as my husbando and takes photos like this. Spoilered for 3D.
It would be really surreal to meet someone dressed up as him irl. I don't know how I'd react.
No. 315812
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>>315687I have seen a few good cosplays of him and I did like those! Nothing will compare to him though so I don't really go looking for them
No. 315872
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Ralph from Detroit: Become Human is so cute, I can fix him, he's just a misunderstood soft baby
No. 315883
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To the Takakura anon that posted nearing the end of the 10th thread - your post made me so happy I couldn't stop smiling at my screen, but I never got the chance to respond to you. Wherever you are, please come back! ♥
No. 315892
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Happy international women's day nonas! Did your husbandos gift something to you? Or did you do something else like a special date? For me is the last one, I'm picturing me and him going to the restaurant and having a sweet dinner togheter. Maybe his friends would help him find a small gift, if there's a thing I love other than plushies are keychains so recieving one has a gift would be perfect.
Oh and thanks for putting Ohma on the amazing thread pic! Have a small cute panel of him and Yamashita that I really love.
>>314816This look so cool nona! I didn't even know what an itabag was, now I want one so badly.
if only Ohma had more merch, the few Kengan merch there is are only on the japanese site and I have no idea on how to buy stuff from there, also I can't really spend much>>315498Squash those juicy oranges until he can't take it anymore No. 315902
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I'm so sorry nonas
No. 315903
>>315902I'm more impressed than anything else, good job.
>>315692I already have one…for years. There is something wrong with me.
No. 315997
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my beloved nonna, you make my days brighter, i'm so glad i met you on here and i'm so glad we have matching husbandos (pic related, she made this collage of our plushes, dazaku best ship btw) and happy first anniversary of knowing each other!! i hope all other nonnas on here find their yume soulmate like i did
No. 316031
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>>315687I can somewhat relate. If the cosplay is used for a cringeworthy tiktok or poorly done then I would be annoyed. But if the cosplay is good like picrel (spoilered for 3D) then I usually love it haha.
>>316021I kind of do the same thing with my ocs. I'll usually "take inspiration" from my waifus, husbandos, and favorite ships for my ocs. I try really hard to not clone whatever the inspiration is. For example, I have an oc that bears a resemblance to my waifu (she's so sexy) but their personalities are nothing alike.
>>315997This is so adorable! I absolutely love it.
Question for other yumefags; has anybody else played Tomodachi Life just to marry your mii to a mii of your husbando? I am right now and I love it so much.
No. 316042
>>315687Absolutely, but if i happened to stumble upon a particular moid who isn't hideous to look at and whose cosplay is not overdone or low effort, I might think "huh, that's pretty good" but no moid will ever,
ever look like my husbando for sure. It helps to think that it's just an illusion and their true personality is disgusting (I hate men who try to attract fangirls by dressing up as a hot 2D male), nothing like my husbando's.
>>315690what game is that? Looks too good to be true.
>>316031Your kind of lucky that your husbando's entire body except for his mouth and eyes are hidden all the time, makes it easier for real men with a decent costume to hide the fact that they'll never be him.
> has anybody else played Tomodachi Life just to marry your mii to a mii of your husbando? I did this a very long time ago, but my Mii ended up marrying another character instead of my (at the time) husbando
No. 316053
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>>315902He has your heart in his hands.
>>316042AYRT, yeah I agree. I think the suit covering most of the body is definitely part of the reason I tend to like or be indifferent to cosplayers. If it were more revealing I might think otherwise, especially depending on who’s wearing it.
No. 316067
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I recently got back into reading comics and immediately fell in love with the Joker. I love many versions of the Joker, but today I'll be talking about BTAS, The Killing Joke and Grant Morrison's Joker. First and foremost, I absolutely LOVE the Joker's voice. I've been watching many Batman Arkham videos and his voice is so attractive. I love how in BTAS, the Joker's voice sounded more youthful but in the Arkham games (besides Origins), he has a bit of a raspy voice that shows how old he is. I really love his personality and how he can change it on a whim to suit the situation that he's in. I think his constantly changing personality has something to do with his "super sanity", which is also something I adore when it comes to him. As Joker has stated in one of Grant Morrison's comics he's not mad, he's just "differently sane". This concept is what makes him understand things that no one else can, in some cases he even knows he's a comic book character and breaks the 4th wall. Another character who also has super sanity like the Joker is Deadpool, which makes him seem insane. I really love this concept because it makes the Joker so much more unique and had me reading more comics to understand him. My conclusion is that the Joker's super sanity is what drives him insane. He sees the world in such a unique way that it creates a feeling of isolation and isolation after a period of time will drive anyone insane. I think the only person Joker thinks can understand him, and see the world like him is, Batman which is why he constantly tries to break him so he can be like him. I also LOVE his fashion sense. In Mortal Kombat 11, he's one of the characters with the best fits. In BTAS, he wears a purple hat a lot which makes him look like a mafia boss. Men wearing suits or formal clothing are super attractive to me, so I can't help but be drawn to the Joker.
No. 316090
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>>315997I love you too, I'm touched this post is so sweet, a husbandononny love story. We are each other's counterpart for real, with our matching husbandos, happy anniversary my LOVE I'm glad you liked my edits. That's us in my pic btw
No. 316094
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Thanks to an /m/ post I came across Fairy Ranmaru and binged it. I now have two new slutty husbandos. They're also bi and each other's husbandos apparantly. 10/10 anime masterpiece of male objectification
No. 316095
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>>316094Also this is my foot (I wish)
No. 316165
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>>316042>too good to be trueIt is, but for different reasons. It's a lewd visual novel…you're a mage, and you "bond" to a familiar. It's pretty trashy, kek. I really loved the dragon guy's route - I dislike all the other guys - but it might just be stockholm syndrome or my burgeoning lust.
Picrel is post-threesome. No. 316176
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i am not interested in chainsaw man but i briefly knew tsudaken voiced him. somehow edits of him began appearing on my yt shorts last night and i'm just in love. i fucking binged read almost all of the readers fics in ao3 before going to bed, and like masturbated a couple of time because of my imagination and a few fics. and ended up installing tumblr right now just to read some more. if i ran out on tumblr then there's twitter to feed my addiction.
idk if i want to watch csm, it's not exactly on top of my list. but goddamn, he's a treat. but he's a side characters so im hesitant cause maybe he doesn't have much screen time.
also, i am meh with his younger appearance. his younger self is handsome sure but it doesn't got that depressed, rugged appearance that captured my heart and spit on it.
i jokingly told myself that 'i can change him' kek but at the same time i don't want to but i imagine domestic moments with him.
it's been so long since i've been this horny over a fictional man so im embarrassed rn but like i still want to overshare my thoughts on him.
No. 316190
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Husbando tax for above but he's the only man I'd ever be with (outside of link) best boy
No. 316226
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The season 3 version of my husbando was so superior fuuuuck. If AOT never went to MAPPA I would've been okay with that as long as WIT stuck with this style. He looked so good this season and won't ever look like this again.
No. 316238
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I have to play this game…
No. 316284
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>>316226I feel your suffering, nona. I don't care for the series anymore and I don't plan to finish it, but AOT drawn my MAPPA is so ugly.They made the style more accurate to the manga but the problem is that the manga drawings are awful, at least to me. Eren was the only reason I watched the first part of the fourth season, maybe he's the character who got downgraded less compared to the others but idk, the style just doesn't do it for me. WIT Eren was so beautiful.
I also miss seeing him smile, everything is so depressing now>>316189I'd make him taller and make his skin a little darker. 5'10 isn't really that imposing in my opinion and from the description I interpreted you're going for that vibe. For the rest I'd say he's great! Personally I'm not into Nanami type characters, husbando wise I mean, but from what you're going for it works. Good luck and have fun writing your series!
No. 316294
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I'm going to get judged for this, but I'm so in love with the wolf from Puss in Boots. I never got the appeal of anthro characters until I watched this movie. Hnnng, his voice is so attractive and I love his smug, ironic and threatening personality.
No. 316295
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>>316284I find Eren more attractive in the manga than in any of the anime adaptations. He has a very pretty androgynous face.
No. 316296
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>>316284I actually think MAPPA Eren is hotter, before season 4 I was neutral towards him but now I'm actually attracted to him.
I think MAPPAs style is kind of chibi-ish compared to WIT's, but for some reason it works with every character but Levi. Overall MAPPAs animation is better and more dynamic so I can't complain but if I could change 2 things about AOT, I would make it have a consistent art style and make all characters have the S3 style. Anyway, sorry to art style sperg. I miss my man.
No. 316297
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When you a cute idea about your husbando in your head, but you don't know how to draw
No. 316299
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>>316295even after his incel meltdown?
No. 316354
>>316284Thank you
nonnie! I decided to make him a bit darker (sunkissed not dark skinned) and changed his height to 6'3.
I've already got a tall dark skin husbando king (he's literally royalty) in another nation so I'm kinda avoiding doing it again lol
No. 316383
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ive been falling asleep to dreaming about hugging my baby's waist after he stops throwing a fit. he's a strong god vessel puppet so there's no way i could actually hug him and hold him down if he didnt want to but a girl can dream. i want to "force" my affection onto him until he mellows down and accepts that he wants it.
sage for kitty version of my husbando. would share a fluffy pic of his human version but i want to show off how cute his canon cat version is
No. 316393
Several threads ago someone said how hot it was to imagine your husbando masturbating to you and wow wow wow it never gets old. He's turned on by the most innocuous things. My simple affection and casual romance is enough to fire him up, but he doesn't want to be impolite by making a move so suddenly. He excuses himself to his office or somewhere else that's private and takes out a pair of my panties (which he carries like a handkerchief for exactly this purpose) to rub against himself. The hand that was carding through my hair mere moments ago is now pressed over his mouth and nose, not to muffle his noises of pleasure but to breathe in as much of my scent as possible. There are so many things he wants to do to me, wants me to do to him, would ask me to try if I were here. Thinking of me, my smile, my soft skin, how much I love him… That's what tips him over the edge. He shudders and gasps as he finishes, relieved but by no means satisfied. He's more and more desperate for me by the day. I also think it'd be fun to walk in on. Mine would play it cool while internally being very embarrassed, but his foremost concern would be if I'm ok and if what I saw was too shocking. Also if I walk in while he's halfway through, I think it'd be so cute if the sight of my face and the sound of my voice made him cum prematurely. He just loves me that much.
No. 316456
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>>316393thanks much for the idea
nonny, I'm happy that it's very in character for my husbando but honestly it could work for ones that are more on the cold side too
No. 316467
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Can't stop thinking of this fucking fairy Uruu, how fine his dick must be and how I'd like to ride it and how this tentacle monster totally fondled his dick and balls on screen. What a lucky bastard
No. 316471
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the new outfit is ugly as sin and proof that scamco will do anything because his Ps will buy it, and i am definitely part of the problem. the closed eyes -> half lidded expression is so fucking sex. he's so perfect
No. 316517
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I want the cause of my death to be being ripped to shreds by Lobo
No. 316520
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>>316517You're not alone, he really is something else
No. 316555
>>316471you're so lucky
nonny, he's ultra hot in this gif
No. 316739
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Cringe meme but Reigen's so frickin cute here
No. 316764
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I want him to hold me like this pillow and to tell me that he doesn’t want me to leave, he would be very clingy and he would hold me tightly with the intention of not letting me go. Then, when I get late at work, I would have to tell my boss something like “sorry, my boyfriend was being clingy and wouldn’t let me get ready for work lol”.
No. 316766
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I would do such unspeakable evil things to get one hour alone with Phil Lynott in his prime. They just don’t make slutty strung out rockstars like they used to.
>”is there anyone here with any Irish in them?”
>”is there any of the girls who’d like a little more Irish in them? ;)” - Emerald live
No. 316794
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>play TF2 for the first time
>pick pyro because i also like setting things on fire
everyone: why aren't you playing scout
me: okay i'll pick scout
game ends
everyone: good game
me: stands up
>mfw my chair is wet
>me when i am realizing this
>mfw i didn't pick scout exactly so i could avoid this exact scenario
No. 316801
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>>316794I also love Scout, he's so cute and dumb.
No. 316806
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>>316801nonny…oh
nonny……..
is it just me or is it hard to find good fanart of him? all of it is him with other members but id rather see him by himself or just interacting normally lmao.
i'm willing to just make all the fanart of him by myself at this rate tbh
No. 316809
>>316806Yeah, I can see that honestly, though it doesn't really bother me since I do love the whole team, but it would be nice to get more fanart of him solo.
Oh btw Scout-nonna, have you seen those videos of Scouts voice actor singing songs? I love the way he says darling in his sex bomb cover, it's so adorable.
No. 316827
>>316809oh i meant ship art, i don't mind it its just generally harder to crop him out from those so he's solo kek. i love the whole team too
omg nonna thank you but i can't make it through the video i keep getting flustered and have to keep pausing it. i feel like i'm in highschool again lmfao maybe i will try again tomorrow
No. 316852
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we dont celebrate white day here or anything but i want my husbando to shyly offer me chocolates… even better if he thinks "shes always the one initiating affection, i have to do it myself this time" hehehe and of course… he will make moves to show his love tonight too… i always want to worship him but we need a reversal for tonight, right?
No. 316872
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Happy white day nonnas. What gifts are ur husbandos getting u today?
No. 316881
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I can't wait for AOT new episode dub comes out so I can finally hear Levi's voice again. I miss him and I love him. I think I will re-watch ACWNR in the meantime.
No. 316893
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i want to tickle his sweaty armpite
No. 316907
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I want to give him belly rubs. I wonder if his tail would wag.
No. 316928
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looking up cute fanart of him to try to justify my autism
No. 316950
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>>316949Sage for samefagging. I get that they made him more generic looking so he could fill in the "the best spy of Legion" more but I just love him with blond hair, it gives a more menacing appearance. Not that I hate the canon in-game Vulpes but damn the hairstyle doesnt do him any favors.
No. 316970
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Saw someone posting about Bruce Wayne on this thread and to that I raise you: his son
No. 316974
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he's so cute i hope i die
No. 316986
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I’m back to announce that I’ve finally gotten up and started my husbando ita bag! Very excited to see how it turns out.
For those who have made ita bags or are making them, what are some interesting or unique ideas for how I could go about decorating mine? I am thinking about hot gluing a border of sorts around the frame. Hearing other ideas would be nice.
>>316472Kek unfortunately they have a way of finding anything, no matter how obscure. Also, don’t feel ashamed of your husbando.
>>316970Incredibly based, nonna. Very happy to find more DC fans here!
No. 316992
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>>316986How exciting anon, I'm so happy for you! Ita bags are really fun to work on. I'm the anon who talked about separating my bag into two earlier, my first bag came in and it looks so nice with everything in it! I'm excited to get my remaining charms on their way to me and then my bag for my other husbando. I was always a big fan of these cute rosettes, since Batman has a famous color scheme it would be easy to buy or make one and put a button of him in the center!
No. 316996
>>316928What is this guy from? I really liked the fanart.
>>316978This, female POV art is the best and a treasure when you find it of your guy.
>>316986>Batman itabagYou're so based.
No. 316997
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>>316986maybe a batman pin? maybe a bottle opener keychain? batman keychains in general since they're all kinda cool. and if you're willing to go through the horrific amount of effort and costs,
you could get some really small batman theme pins and put them in the shape of the logo, spoilered bc not great idea, you could also get one of those kpop photocard holders(picrel) and put a photo of him inside(maybe even Bruce Wayne on one side and Batman on the other).
No. 316998
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I want to bully him
>>316986Never thought i would live to see a Batman itabag, fucking amazing, very based indeed
No. 317000
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>>316970 >>316986
I actually have a JT bag myself! Thinking of making a rosette for it.
No. 317001
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where's the hankfag? i need her to see this.
No. 317005
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>>316961Kek nona I love you too, I hope you enjoy your new husbando
No. 317008
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>>316949>I want him to moan and in Latin while I stroke his dick and tease him for being so hard and desperate for a profligate, whining like a stupid wolf he is.Thats pretty hot, you are convincing me on Vulpes anon, though I'll always be a Joshua girl.
No. 317009
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Demon king rance is so fucking sexy I want to milk his cum dry, also he looks so cute with tan skin
>>316979No I’m like that too to an extent nonna, or rather all the characters I like fall under the archetype “absolutely terrible person” but they’re hot sadists with (probably) big dicks so it’s fine.
No. 317020
>>316986>>317000These look wonderful! A border sounds really cool and I personally love keychains, batman surely has a lot of nice looking ones.
>>316979While my husbandos tend to fall under a specific archetype and I definitely have a type, I love them as inviduals. Especially my most beloved, he shares a lot of traits with my previous husbandos but what I feel toward him is still unique.
No. 317040
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>>316996he's from the game john doe. warning the original artstyle is very tumblr-y kek. theres also an extended version of the game called john doe plus, with more endings if you want to check it out
No. 317046
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Anyone here a sucker for "friends to lovers" trope? I think I've read one too many slow burn shojo mangas where the characters don't know what to do with their attraction to another and even bumping elbows / accidentally touching their finger makes their heart race, cheesy shit like that. It's my kryptonite.
I always imagine that I'd be in the same school as my husbando and we'd be the class clowns. We'd roast each other making stupid jokes (probably a lot of yo mama's) and having lunch together in a bigger circle of friends, and people would joke about how we're dating / gonna marry each other in the future. We'd both deny it like "This guy / girl? nahhhh. They're not my type". Probably a friendly punch / tap or two to really send the message that we're nothing like that. We'd meet up after our clubs, grab some snacks from convenience store and head home together or hang out at a park when there's no practice for both of us.
Eventually I start to distance myself away from him because I realize that I like him more than a friend. He keeps teasing me as usual, and I mask my confused feelings behind my smile and return his jokes (poorly). We'd still hang out as a group but never alone together, and he'd start to pick up that something's wrong. Then with a very convenient accident (like someone bumping into me towards him when talking in a hallway) I fall into his arms and he catches me. I would look up to find him a blushing mess. Shortly after the incident he'd start to distance himself from me too, because he would be freaked out about how he gets butterflies when he's next to me. At the end, we'd still hang out together but feel this weird tension between us. One day he'd say something like "hmm I bet you can't kiss your homies goodnight" as a part of a stupid joke / debate then I'd say something like "Oh yeah? I'd be down" then give him a peck on his cheeks. I'd feel embarrassed about what he did until he pins me against the wall and starts kissing me. Blurb inspired by picrel, who is my husbando
+Autosage for autism
No. 317050
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In all honesty I have so many photos of this man it’s crazy. 67 on my phone and 48 on my art tablet.
No. 317059
>>317008Patrician taste, nona, Joshua is an excellent husbando too
>that imageImagine if the game got made in 2023, I can imagine Vulpes' veiny forearm, his toned legs, better yet we could get him with blond hair too, so soft, poking out of his vexillarius hat and his piercing blue eyes. Imagine a more detailed and handsome face sculpt, his lips, nose. With enough love from the devs we could even see his slighty sweaty skin under the heat of the desert.
I want to write a lot about him because holy hell I am very fixated on him lately.
Imagine him taking off his armour, showing the pale, very pale skin untouched by the sun, his broad shoulders and his bare back, I wouldn't be able to resist and give a playful bite, I think about biting his inner thighs too just to see his surprised reaction and how he would punish me by such degenerate insolence. He would never admit but he would enjoy it, a lot.
No. 317060
>>317007I absolutely can see him liking that song
nonnie! Though he wouldn't admit that kek
No. 317082
>>317001Kekkkk
nonny this is so fucking cute! Actually, those patches are a great idea ♥ I might consider buying them. Thank you for sharing, sending big 'ol hugs to you and whoever's the owner of that glorious itabag
No. 317094
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>>317082here's the actual owner of the hankbag and they tell where they'd gotten the patches and pins from,
https://twitter.com/stitchy_girl/status/1132926589862154241?s=21 No. 317106
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>>316992>>316996>>316997>>316998>>317020Wow, I’m at a loss of words! I really wasn’t expecting to get so many replies and compliments on my bag. I just started it so I’m happy to see all of the support and how many people love it already. Thank you! I was really so shocked to come back to this. To the nonna who was talking about rosettes, thank you! You’re a lifesaver. I have always wondered what those bow thingies were called lol. The photo holder idea is definitely an interesting one as well. (Apologies if I forgot anybody, there were so many replies)
>>317000I love that JT bag so much! It looks spectacular. I showed my bestie who also loves DC and she thinks it’s great!
And
>>317050KEK I don’t blame you. I have so many pictures of Batman/Bruce it’s ridiculous!
JT anon if you’re down, I’ll make a post on the friend finder thread in and put up a throwaway email so you or others can message me if you want. I’ll make the post recognizable, probably with a Batman picture or something. Then I can give discord or something over the throwaway email. If you like this idea, I would be very excited to meet you!
No. 317140
>>317106I hope ur bag comes out great Nonna, I'm going to start mine soon but since my husbandos don't really have pins or merch like that I'll have to commission them.
Also I live for ur posts, ur love for him is so wholesome >>317050Everytime I take pictures off my phone to make space on my SD card I just fill it right back up again with more pictures. I just can't help but scour the internet for more fanart once I have the space for more.
No. 317157
File: 1678989316300.png (1.7 MB, 900x1200, trulyitai.png)
>>317140>Everytime I take pictures off my phone to make space on my SD card I just fill it right back up again with more pictures. I just can't help but scour the internet for more fanart once I have the space for more.same, i just gave up and started saving my husbandos pics on Google Photos and i make a new account after it's run out of storage.
>my husbandos don't really have pins or merch like that I'll have to commission them.what about printing out photos of them and making a collage out of it?(like picrel but neater)
No. 317165
File: 1678992866316.jpg (216.51 KB, 2048x2615, tumblr_f8a6d48569107b465fdd456…)
im lonely and i miss him so much nonnies. life is so shit without him
No. 317171
File: 1678996220949.jpeg (56.85 KB, 850x535, D3E4E200-694B-4030-B32B-5F6B2A…)
I love him and think about having kids with him every single day. He’d be the best dad ever since his skills as an older brother to three siblings much younger than him woukd transfer over nicely
No. 317193
>>315261Sorry if this is OT, but your husbando is the ultimate male version of a bimbo. Blonde, sexy and dumb, but male. This is what every himbo should strive to be, I feel like what people normally consider a himbo (personality > body) is not really the male equivalent of a bimbo (body > personality). Even so, Valhallen has a cute personality, you have such good taste.
>>317191kek, I kinda like that idea, but nonnies would hate another male-centric thread on /g/.
No. 317194
File: 1679010536768.jpg (73.38 KB, 689x725, cookies.JPG)
being able to draw is fun, because i drew myself feeding bjorn edibles (gingerbread to be exact). i totally would get high as shit with him while listening to magick metal. sigh. i avoid drugs nowadays, but for him id make an exception.
i also daydream about pubs, showing him football, and streetfights. i like the idea of seeing him beat up a bunch of losers while i stand and cheer, or whack one with a baseball bat to help him (not that he needs help).
i want to grab a handful of his hair and kiss him all over his swarthy face.
3d scrotes don't do it for me anymore.
No. 317196
File: 1679011153981.jpg (132.46 KB, 860x1214, illust_69567151_20230315_00220…)
sigh. i just think a lot about ogata and vasily all the time. i wish i could just drown in my 2d sniper boys forever..
No. 317202
>>317191>>317199You guys already have over 10+ different husbando threads related on /g/ or /m/ most of which have minor differences or a similar one on /m/ and haven't seen much use.
Keep your retarded, horny and shitposting selves contained in your 10+ hyperspecific threads.
No. 317216
File: 1679019273930.jpeg (83.53 KB, 750x750, 819E8858-3DCB-45E8-B81F-38F471…)
I feel many things whenever I think about him. I feel happy, I feel the need to put my feet on his face, the need to ruffle his hair and look at his forehead, the need to tickle him and make him feel embarrassed of his own laughter, I want to cuddle him as well and fall asleep while we hold each other.
No. 317233
File: 1679046732649.jpg (75.67 KB, 850x786, ozWVBbG.jpg)
i want to kiss all over my baby's face and neck and shoulders and watch him get hot and bothered but he's too up his own ass to ask me to do more. there's a popular ship of him with a himbo (another nonnie posted him recently, i love that guy too!) sometimes i search that ship's name and put myself in place of the other guy, it's usually soft kissing art with horny undertones and it's exactly how i want to treat this man. i want to break him from sexual frustration just by being soft and loving. and i would reward him with the sweetest release if he gave in and asked me to redirect my kisses somewhere else. sometimes i imagine making him beg for it but i'm too soft for that, if he asked me gently, leaving his cocky persona, i would give him the world. i would play with his puppet parts while kissing his flushed face as he accepts all the love i have for him
No. 317243
File: 1679048755927.png (299.38 KB, 1300x798, levi.png)
I bought a card cover with my baby on it. I actually don't have much merchandise of him. Maybe his disapproving face will stop me from making unwise or impulsive purchases lol.
No. 317260
>>317256I will cease on my request because I really don't want
those anons to come out of the woodworks to throw a fit and spam the thread, but I'll answer your question: The ones I remember at the moment were Spamton anons and Cedricfags, in fact, since those feuds, I sense a slight reluctance to post those type of "Tumblr/nemu/unconventional" characters because they don't "fit" in with the anime bishies and cool videogame characters i think?
No. 317284
>>317283Then post him, nonna. You don't need to worry that your husbando is obscure. A lot of anons here posted their rare husbandos before and people were mostly positive.
In my opinion, having a rare husbando is better than switching between some gacha bishie every month or so anyway!
No. 317285
File: 1679073938795.jpg (42.75 KB, 430x600, formerhusbando.jpg)
Anyway, i'm the anon from
>>317276 and
>>317281 , and my husbando used to be this guy when i was 11 yrs old, and i was autistically obsessed with him, long before i knew what it meant to have a husbando. But he was a side character in a badly made anime series so there wasn't much about him so it got to the point where i'd somehow found raws of the light novel he's from(Mahou Sensou) because i really wanted to see more pictures of him that weren't stills from the anime adaptation. Sadly, my laptop got fucked and i lost all the data on it, including the raws.(Picrel is husbando fainting in the light novel, i don't know the reason, but i picked this one because he looks pretty like this)
No. 317288
File: 1679074742451.png (25.89 KB, 1422x584, evidenceofretardation.png)
above is my old pinterest acc with the pfp set to him as child(not as adult bc i had the strange worry that people would think i was a boy) and below is old email still with my old name that had his last name(Aiba, from Tsuganashi Aiba).
No. 317295
File: 1679076304915.jpg (105.1 KB, 675x1200, 549a8yudj5761.jpg)
I got a new sailor style dress, now we can match!! Oh captain, my captain…
No. 317395
File: 1679114091552.jpg (27.72 KB, 540x321, 1660048173945.jpg)
i love seeing vile disgusting characters subjected to unspeakable torment, its like crack to me
No. 317417
>>317352same. my husbando inspires me to get back in shape. i told myself that i have 4 years to become as strong as him.
i start off my days washing my face with cold water, a slap on each cheek, and pull ups. this time im not getting strong because i want to pwn people like when i was a teen, but for a ~higher ideal. he's what gets me out of bed each morning.
No. 317468
File: 1679156138851.png (364.97 KB, 1028x581, tiddy.png)
>>317467Look at that tiddy, lucky ganado woman.
No. 317485
>>317477Damn, no nona I had not seen all of those! The angel outfit is something else.
As for his current look I think they could have made him even more handsome, but he is still cute and good-looking!
No. 317489
File: 1679160225866.png (69.59 KB, 580x412, awooga.png)
>>317485i think it's because he's so realistic, there's a compulsion to hate/be disgusted by him as it is with real moids, but you're right, he's pretty cute and this specific part of his face is very pleasant to me for some reason.
No. 317491
File: 1679162263246.png (88.02 KB, 1000x703, D4FBAE51-9572-428F-928A-B00C6A…)
His smile is so cute. I want him to roughly feed me a baby bottle filled with his cum, then have him slap me with his big dick.
No. 317494
File: 1679162583508.jpg (33.1 KB, 564x693, 079af1fa68dc0bd2e5038b66f7338e…)
>>317489I guess it helps that I'm not repulsed by real people.
I like his buttchin and pouty lips too, they're his charm points aside from his hair.
No. 317505
File: 1679169152046.jpeg (8.24 KB, 300x400, j6rj46.jpeg)
>>317497back when the remake came out I morphed RE4 Leon with the new one and I thought the result was a pretty good blend between the two
No. 317507
File: 1679170027056.jpg (332.93 KB, 2048x2048, FhCLiH5WAAAu6Jz.jpg)
>>317505oh wow, that's pretty.
>>317497>I like new Leon's body from what anon postedoh gosh, it's beautiful, i just wish it'd been shown off more, i like the tight looking shirt from the original, and somehow the shorter jacket i like better.
No. 317589
File: 1679228374926.jpg (66.18 KB, 640x360, itsnotfair.jpg)
not fair not fair i wish i was blow drying his gorgeous blond hair, i wish i could sniff it, and because it's already fictional, it'd smell like strawberries, and the rest of him would smell like night-blooming jasmine, and because he's not a coomer, his semen would be a pure white colour.
No. 317605
File: 1679244288094.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.8 KB, 637x400, 2VatDZV.jpg)
i want to wake him up in the morning with kisses all over his body. ill feed him well so he'll have some chub on his stomach and ill pinch and bite it. when its hard getting up i just imagine him next to me and how cute he would look sleepy and defenseless to delude myself into thinking the day will make me feel just as happy.
>"Rise and shine, sleepyhead, the sun's already in your eyes!" …Haha, don't tell me you actually thought I'd wake you up like that?
i want to eat him. i want to crush him in my hug when hes not fully awake yet so he cant deflect my love. i'll tease him that he doesn't say his usual retorts about hating my affection so he must be secretly loving it!
picrel is him yawning as he wakes up to me kissing his torso btw
No. 317607
File: 1679244709367.jpg (128.81 KB, 724x1023, 67efe48433b336749a7093032dd68d…)
When he died I cried and rubbed one out in his honor. RIP sexy you still are and will always be missed!!!
No. 317635
File: 1679256546437.jpg (81.67 KB, 800x504, leon.jpg)
>>317524but he is based of a real m*n
i've actually meaning to ask you nonas how do you feel abou this?
i like it more when the face is unique for the character, like arthur's
No. 317653
File: 1679263403332.jpg (143.43 KB, 1100x992, goddamn.jpg)
>>314785They're both so juicy thank you god for this meal
No. 317654
File: 1679263342602.jpg (143.43 KB, 1100x992, goddamn.jpg)
>>314785They're both so juicy thank you god for this meal
No. 317661
File: 1679266417327.jpg (81.56 KB, 707x1000, daddy rance.jpg)
I am so fucking glad that this image exists. My only complaint is that his ass needs more detail, he's so hot.
No. 317665
File: 1679267185641.jpg (49.23 KB, 481x640, 229dd9c103de4117fc5eaead2a6c47…)
>>317635I have complained in the past about this. I actually don't mind as much when it's women
although I couldn't fathom how it would feel to have coomers create porn of a character resembling yourself.
that being said, I NEED dmc4 dante back.I don't like his scan model (picrel).
No. 317693
>>317635it doesn't matter if he is slightly modeled from a real man. He is fictional. Do you get
triggered by real men voicing fictional men? Do you get
triggered by the thought a real man made your husbando or the other nonnies husbandos here?
Leon is a fictional man, he acts better than 99% of real men, he looks better than 99% of real men, thus he is better than real men. Just because he is modeled after the top 10% of men doesn't change anything.
No. 317696
File: 1679279334423.jpg (103.81 KB, 680x680, 5c392b70ed61ca0e5c4a21a078b714…)
No. 317706
File: 1679291112783.jpg (13.76 KB, 425x282, dde3963fdd0622ee7bd5f206233107…)
picrel is me fighting for my life trying to get around the filters on character.ai for my husbando
No. 317722
File: 1679300204781.jpg (1.41 MB, 3000x4000, 167930019735532710791109375699…)
Anon from
>>317290Here's an awful drawing
No. 317759
>>317635this is so funny lmao you realise all 2d men are based on real men? maybe not one specifically but this is retarded to let it bother you kek
nonna's let others enjoy their husbandos in peace challenge: impossible
No. 317778
File: 1679329121767.png (75.24 KB, 680x383, engineer gaming.png)
i love him i love him i love him i love him cmere short king i hope you have your blueprints to lay down pipe tonight AROOOOOOGAH
No. 317781
File: 1679330638169.jpeg (46.86 KB, 735x666, 5F47ECAA-E4A1-49B4-919E-2D7806…)
He’s such a cutie, I want to see him cry harder.
No. 317790
File: 1679336701409.jpeg (233.85 KB, 1200x1600, oof.jpeg)
>>317774somehow it embarasses me more when you compliment it
>>317784cannot be more than 10 minutes, i was around 11 when i must've made this, and i made it in my mother's old notebook(for her job as a teacher) so the random words under the swooshes are her notes, i feel like it adds to the composition kek
Attached is matching art of my OC
No. 317819
File: 1679343076165.jpg (255.78 KB, 1920x1080, Fq_7ESaaYAEavYR.jpg)
He's so beautiful. I'm so proud of him. I need to spoil him I need to maul him like a bear etc
No. 317865
File: 1679365234205.jpeg (94.52 KB, 600x1008, 9C7B185E-131D-4C2F-841C-0C1792…)
I want my husbando to fuck me until I fall asleep. Do you ever think of any favorite position that your husbando may have? I think Mikazuki Munechika would be into missionary sex, honestly he would like any position as long as we can stare at each other’s eyes.
No. 317901
File: 1679407573500.jpg (6.19 KB, 300x230, A-3399999-1550209194-9179.png-…)
Maybe it's just because he reminds me of someone I know irl, it's not even hornyposting he's just adorable
No. 317907
File: 1679412757325.gif (44.86 KB, 220x147, showdown.gif)
>>317901 the archnemesis to redcorn nonna
No. 317908
Kind of gross I guess but I thought about a scenario of my husbando fingering me for the first time on the couch while I'm playing a game or we're watching a movie together. He's careful, gradually keeps touching me all over until his hands travel down. After he finishes me off, we're about to have sex but he gets a call that he has to leave for duty immediately. He kisses me tenderly and says we'll continue this another time because he wants to take his time during our first intimate moment together. He drives off, and he's about to get ready for work when he realizes that my scent is still on his fingers. It drives him so crazy that he has to rub one out right then and there in his office.
>>317871Oh this is hot anon, I actually read a good fic about my husbando fucking the reader on top of a dresser. I also like to think about him picking me up and fucking me against the wall, I know he's more than strong enough to do it.
No. 317960
File: 1679456302883.png (Spoiler Image, 100.24 KB, 1334x750, 100793C0-8C92-40BF-84A5-5FD994…)
>>317865Cowgirl, definitely. I think he'd enjoy laying back while he orders me around, only to suddenly flip us over and pound me into the bed. It'd be extra fun for him if he caught me completely off guard. Lately I've been thinking about his sexual preferences in general. Like, what innocuous behaviours would turn him on? I bet he'd like to see me stretch, because of the sighing and the unintentionally bared skin and the potentially compromising positions
and the sound of my joints popping. It'd be hilarious if this was his biggest kink. I never do it on purpose because it hurts and I'm a fake masochist, but if it got him hard I'd let him crack my knuckles all the time. My fear in the anticipation of pain combined with his gentle infliction, and our shared immediate relief/satisfaction… At the same time that he teased me for being too eager to please him, he'd be overjoyed that I trust and love him so much. And ugh I am just into hand stuff in general. I want his fingers in my mouth too but if I start up on that, this post will never end. He would also be incredibly grateful for my home cooked meals— all made with love, so he'd reward me with lovemaking. I'd be his dessert every night! And he could never get enough of my laughter, whether or not it was his joke that inspired it. He'd wait for me to finish before kissing me because he doesn't want to miss even one second of his favourite sound. I dunno, I just like the idea that my husbando would find me irresistibly cute and attractive. Such a wonderful addition to his life that he can't help but wanna jump my bones nearly 24/7. That's how I feel about him, after all. Sigh. I love him so much. I need this guy like I need air.
No. 317975
File: 1679466383836.jpeg (308.09 KB, 2178x2178, 76E3E941-7323-43E5-81BF-C04F7C…)
>>317972Magic strap ftw. It looks like this. Instead of fish inside there's glitter.
>>317974I do not desire his children!!!
No. 317987
File: 1679491211949.jpeg (196.39 KB, 850x1202, 1E92B1FC-B718-463A-9F74-9879FC…)
>>317978Kek! Nta but really, Mikazuki would be the kind of husbando that would just want to serve me because even though he goes to war and risks losing his life every fortnight, he doesn’t want me to stress or think that something bad would happen.
So now I will proceed to explain how he would serve me sexually.
After taking a bad and pretending nothing happened at a fight against the retrograde army, he would kneel by my side, I would be mostly reading, writing important war stuff, maybe even sleeping or having dinner. And he would have some tea prepared for me, he would wait patiently until I’ve finished whatever I was doing to give me a warm cup of tea, then he would shyly ask if everything is okay and if I’m not tired.
If I were to tell him that I’m tired, he would offer to me a massage and he would give me the best goddamn massage ever.
Like this he would praise me for doing my job excellently and he would offer some of his kisses that I would accept, and he would put his hands under my clothes as he caresses me.
Things would get sexy, if he were to be hurt he would admit so (because he would know I would get mad at him for moving too roughly after battling to death against giant demon monsters) and he would just lick me and kiss me until I’ve came, and that would be the biggest pleasure to him.
If he’s not hurt, then he would just continue his sexual advances towards me and we would have lots of sex until it’s morning or I fall asleep because he doesn’t have a refractory period since he’s not a loser.
Pic related is literally us.
No. 317999
File: 1679493035457.jpg (167.05 KB, 955x975, 105715119_p11_master1200.jpg)
>>317987That first pic is so cute. Your post is very similar to how I imagine me and Kasen. I know he would do his best to take care of me in an "elegant" way.
No. 318005
File: 1679494308955.jpg (206.25 KB, 708x1000, daddyrance2.jpg)
He is so Sex
No. 318045
File: 1679507895715.jpg (48.6 KB, 800x421, ff82a-16310453731749-800.jpg)
Well I did it again! I tricked the sfw filter and got Dottore to directly massage my breasts, as a part of one of his "experiments", going as fast and intense as i needed to. I thought he was using tools for this but he admitted that he was, in fact, using his own hands the whole session, he also wanted to clarify that he ~lubricated~ his gloves so I wouldn't get sore if I wanted him to go faster
No. 318046
File: 1679508138300.png (163.31 KB, 1280x1129, tumblr_4a7f3522b7208daf8fba1d3…)
>>318045Living the dream rn
No. 318047
File: 1679508198609.png (Spoiler Image, 527.56 KB, 2119x2997, 104340925_p21.png)
I got a soft spot for people with sideburns
No. 318069
File: 1679513732752.png (176.47 KB, 637x451, cometograndma.png)
When you realize you've been horny for Leon for 18 years.
>>318057Thanks
No. 318086
File: 1679520736307.jpeg (61.34 KB, 1200x800, 14746FC7-4691-4CBA-B799-784C0E…)
>>316299I laughed so hard at this chapter but I’m going through something very similar to him
Jealous is a bitch. Also incel Eren doesn’t exist just rumbling murderous Eren
No. 318109
i barely finished the show he was in, and i already started reading the comic, specifically to see more content of my husbando. the story is pretty much the same, but i get to see him from different angles, etc.
i usually never consume the same media in both forms, and if i do, i wait some years in between so i forget most of it.
i think i'll put it down after he dies. as great as it is, i'm reading it for him.
it hurts how minor of a character he is. he is pretty much the comic relief sidekick. he is complex and interesting as a character, but there just isn't much screentime of him. i look into the backgrounds of each crowded scene and like spotting him among the others kek. he has a characteristic outfit.
i love him so much. i get butterflies whenever i read his lines and get excited whenever he shows up.
i wish there just was more content of him. most of the fanmade stuff is fujos shipping him with another man, who, by the way, is not a good romantic match for my husbando. the ship is so ridiculous that it doesnt even make me jealous. i just roll my eyes. at least its not a woman, because id be more jealous. i saw fanart of him next to someone's self insert (?) and i felt violent lol. i also feel like a lot of fanart doesnt acknowledge his depth of character. there is so much more to him than being a big oaf.
i'm lucky to have a good imagination. i can spend hours thinking up "filler episodes" of him doing mundane things, or imagining me hanging out with him.
No. 318121
File: 1679539645196.jpeg (280.04 KB, 1290x2048, 358E4CE1-CDBC-4366-81BE-C00161…)
When I say I like older men this is what I mean
No. 318133
File: 1679551732297.jpeg (50.89 KB, 1170x689, EB278228-839E-48C4-8865-0F5E5F…)
>>318130Always makes me think of this post
No. 318160
File: 1679575907123.jpg (161.06 KB, 1080x1544, pdGKpM5.jpg)
i want to make him my maid and bully him as he cries and enjoys it (a bit too much down there) and is ashamed of it and tries to hide it but i will bully him into admitting it too
No. 318174
File: 1679583716106.jpg (130.87 KB, 939x1159, 97923032_p0_master1200.jpg)
My zombie boyfriend!!!
No. 318186
File: 1679592731167.png (91.77 KB, 680x372, eda.png)
ugh!
No. 318316
File: 1679691681670.jpg (88.01 KB, 850x735, 97122501_p3.jpg)
Joshua is so hot but he would probably hate me for finding him hot kek
No. 318324
File: 1679696173589.png (781.25 KB, 2880x1800, loml.png)
THEY REMOVED THE LEON PLAGAS REMOVAL SCENE REEEEEEE
No. 318329
File: 1679697554388.jpg (311.49 KB, 2000x1000, Assassins.jpg)
^yes, every single one of them
altair, ezio, connor and arno especially>>318316more like he wouldn't understand why
No. 318382
File: 1679747316519.png (19.37 KB, 628x353, EfUO2fTUwAAtrwK-1.png)
The honed but still vacant, beautiful stare and the gorgeous but messily kept hair. A nonna like me can't help but swoon for a dumb street punk. How can he look so striking, it's as though he's focused yet unimpressed. He's so cute, but his features are still so sharp. My heart skips beats. I want to stroke his handsome face and everything else while sitting on his lap.
No. 318423
>>317901He looks like a dude that my grandma rented out an apartment to when I was child that she had to kick out.
>>318264I had a crush on him as a teen too. But when I replayed some of the series during the beginning pandemic for the first time in well over a decade, he didn’t really do much for me. Probably because I got older. Still like his design/personality a lot though.
No. 318443
>>318407based. fujos can seethe and cope.
a lot of the fanart of my husbando ships him with a man (who isnt a good match for him). i have nothing against fujos, but i wish they left my boy alone.
No. 318537
>>318499like pimping out my husbando, it's hot
sometimes you want to see them railed or railing another man
No. 318647
>>318047Oh he's hot I like him, good taste
nonny.
No. 318730
>>318407A lot of annoying people on tumblr headcanon my husbando as polyamorous. I had always thought of him as a yandere based on the things he says and does on the game. He even threatens to kill the mc for thinking about another guy so how can someone like that be ok with polyamory?
Recently they released official art of him doing the yandere/yuno gasai pose so I feel very vindicated now. That basically confirmed my headcanon for him and I hope the others will shut up now.
No. 318741
File: 1679948683288.jpg (174.07 KB, 1000x1200, 103580556_p13_master1200.jpg)
>>318661>>318665>>318723I think all of you need to go outside, touch some grass, and get prescribed the best anti psychotics for you.
No. 318755
File: 1679954426162.jpg (185.56 KB, 1920x1080, 20230327205315_1.jpg)
why do I love to see men suffer so much
No. 318762
>>318407Samefag, clarifying– I have nothing against gay ships and I have nothing against my husbando being shipped with other characters. My main issue here was that fujos were adamant that this ship was canon and that anybody who didn't agree with that was homophobic, when it a) clearly was not canon and b) all evidence came from jokes typical to the other guy's character. I don't mind when fans mess around regardless of who the character is, but to insist that your delusions are reality and act morally superior to anything else is annoying. If it had just been a normal ship, regardless of gender, I would have been fine with it. There's one other guy and one other girl that he's commonly shipped with and I honestly have no issue with that.
The cherry on top is that this is a debate that has gone on for literal decades due to the longevity of the series (which is still getting new content), so to have the matter finally settled is refreshing.
>>318555JRPG series, I can't get more specific than that because he's a less popular (outside of the ship) character in a series outside of the mainstream, so putting names to it would be identifying.
The situation is specific enough that anybody who does play these games would know who I'm talking about.
Here's an extra hint:
It's ridiculous to think that this series would offer real "gay representation" when it has a whopping 8 canon lesbian characters who are all minor variations of the same gross predatory stereotype.
No. 318763
File: 1679958623945.jpg (231.42 KB, 800x1355, Aleksander_Kotsis_Kłusownik_w_…)
i'm considering making a large oil painting of my husbando to proudly display in my house.
i already did a small portrait once of my previous husbando (who was a real historical figure, so it wasn't as weird to have it hanging above my desk).
i found a huge frame that i think i want to use. im thinking of a bierstadt or hans dahl style landscape with my husbando chilling in the foreground and looking into the distance. kind of thinking of something with a vibe like picrel (by aleksander kotsis). it would blend in seamlessly into the decor in my estate… if you ignore it being really high effort fanart.
should i do it?
No. 318768
>>318661For me it's the opposite, I have multiples and I don't exactly want them to be with others but I also don't want them to be with me as well. The best way to describe this relationship is that of a "filthy idol otaku and his favorite idols". Where the idea of them being in relationships with eachother doesn't upset me, as they're fictional and I like to ship them with each other as much as I like to "support"(making art, fic, buying merchandise, etc.) and fawn over them, but I genuinely hate self insert/oc x my favorites, it makes me sick. I don't like anyone living or breathing (including myself) to touch them as they're beings beyond our three-dimensional grasps.
I treat myself as if I were an idol otaku and my favorite characters are merely just the idols I worship and cheer on, idols who brighten my day when I see them on my phone or PC. Idols who give me a reason to live and I support with my very being. While I would want to lewd stuff to them, it's not so much that I want to do the lewd things to them myself as a physical entity or person, I just want to see the lewd things I want to happen to them. Like, when I think "I want X to have sex, I want to see his lewd face!" it's not that I'm imagining myself fucking him, but more so figures (or a another character I love and ship with the aforementioned) that fit in within the story doing the fucking. Cause that's how much I love my idols. I love them so much that I want to do lewd things but I also love them so much that I love the tiny intricate things about them. I understand that my idols are so pure nobody (including myself) should touch them…well at least visually.
No. 318775
>>318769If you don't like gay ships you don't have to force yourself to in order to 'fit in' with the fujos.
I've never liked BL, buttsex is gross and I can't get over that mental block of if they're gay they wouldn't want to fuck me either. And most of it is just headcanon bullshit.
I don't get jealous of ships though, not like most of my guys have any popular ones. I just ignore it and don't actively search for it.
No. 318777
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I like ships of my husbando but honestly it's okay if some of you don't. What matters is treating each other with respect despite our differences, well, maybe not possible on LC but in fan communities I mean. Venting is understood of course.
No. 318790
>>318787>I'd probably change it out with KirbyWhat merchandise do you have, who's your favorite? I've recently bought some specific Meta Knight merchandise (he's one of my favorites) to match up with my Kirby and Dedede (also my favorites) specific merchandise so I'm in the same boat as you, very tempted to start one myself. However, I do not like how overtly "frilly, standout-ish and youthful" itabags look, so I want to buy one that's cute, simple, and mature that I can use for everyday looks. Though, I need to collect way more badges and keychains before I go that far, at least 18 more badges. I'd like to collect some trio sets from things like Dreamy Gear, Pupupu Market, 25th Anniversary, Kirby Cotton Candy, or even the LINE Sticker set badges.
>Im mostly seeing Sanrio ones but the last thing I want is for people to think im like some stupid Sanrio girlie Who cares? Why care what others think when you could be living your best life, people will judge you whether you're the most weebiest of weebs or most normiest of normies. Unless a person is your family, a medical professional, a fellow fan of your favorite media, or a person who offers you monetary value then it's best to not care at all what others think. Do what makes you happy
nonnie.
No. 318792
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>>318790Good luck on your bag search anon! There's a lot of awesome bags that aren't overly cutesy and are great for daily usage. Personally I think you should pick a bag out now and worry about the layout later, I like my bags always being a work in progress but to each their own. I also like these cute small bags for those who still want to have their favorite with them but don't want to flaunt a whole bag all the time.
No. 318795
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>>318792Thanks, I usually figured the bag is the last thing to pick. Since when you have all your desired must-have merchandise you can then plan out the perfect color for your bag. I'm tempted to get something like this that's "reversible". This bag pretty much feels perfect to me, it's cute, the frilly aspect isn't overblown but simple, not too standout-ish, has plenty of room for my makeup pouch and laptop, and has a little hanger for things like a plush. Admittedly I'm not too big of a fan of the lack of "crossbody" straps but I can somewhat overlook that since the main straps are long enough to be carried on my shoulder. It's a little expensive ($53) but I think if it's something that I'll use "forever" then I'm fine with it. (Had to delete cause, wrong picture.)
No. 318798
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>>318795That's understandable if you want to wait until you look at all of your combined merch and pick a color from there, mine have character colors already so I was able to start looking right away. The bag you picked is really cute and looks convenient! The price isn't bad, especially for the size and you can also make a cute insert for the inside.
Do keep in mind that ita bags are surprisingly heavy with all your merch and everyday necessities packed in. I used to also carry my ita bag with me daily but recently switched out as I didn't want anything to get damaged and the high schoolers on my commute would often sneer at my bag. Picrel is the latest one I bought, though mine is a smaller size and I wonder if maybe I should have gotten the bigger one.
No. 318800
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I love anakin so fucking much nonnies it’s so unreal. He has quite literally ruined real men for me, none of them have come even close to mimic the feelings I have for anakin..none. I’m so emotionally, romantically, and sexually attracted to him, like he makes life worth living for me but at the same time I’m depressed as shit knowing he isn’t real and I will never be with him.
I’m not really a sexual person but jfc does he make me horny as shit. I read so many dirty fanfics of him and at least dream of fucking him every.single.day. I will learn how to be some sex goddess just for him. I wish he was real so I could spoil him with so much love. I wish he was real so I can cuddle and snuggle with him. I wish Anakin was real. He is such an awkward, pathetic beautiful ass man. Real men can’t ever compare.
No. 318804
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I'm coming out as a SAP (Senior Attracted Person)
No. 318844
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We are a trouple and we live in a cute treehouse. Please don't throw stones at us.
No. 318880
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i cant even be horny the normal way anymore. i read smut and think plaese please will someone beat or maim or torture someone already. all i want is one day. one day where im not like this.
No. 318886
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I'll spoiler since there's bloodNonas they have announced that the new season is coming out in September and I'm so happy about it.
the pic is not the poster but it was the announcement confirming the new season. He looks beautiful hereDespite many of the anime flaws I'm happy to know that I can watch more scenes of him and hear more of his beautiful voice. I have some worries on how they're going to adapt things but I still hope it will be alright.
>>318883having no relationship experience is hard to say, but yes, I think he's my type. He's in that middle between introverted and extroverted which is perfect for me. He's chill and not overbearing yet at the same time he can speak his mind without problems and fight and protect me if he needs to. Makes me sad to think that I will never met someone like him.
I hope to get strong like him tho, mentally wise I mean, at least a little bit. I really admire his perseverance and will to keep going despite all the hardships No. 318916
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>>318883Yeah, definitely. Sadly these kinds of men like my husbando (pic related) in real life don't tend to notice clowns like me
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>>318883Appearance wise, yes for the most part (I like tall men lol). Personality wise, no. The deeper parts of his personality are nice, but I wouldn't like how brash he is and I wouldn't be able to keep up with his wit anyway. I don't think we would be a good match irl but I still love him and his personality. I also absolutely love his voice and a nice (preferably deep) voice is something I value in real life.
No. 318939
>>318883irl i prefer helpless twinks who aren't too much taller than me. i dont like a male that could overpower me. and i tend to like them light haired, but im not picky.
my husbando has darker hair, is a tall big warrior boy (180cm according to the wiki). i fell for his personality. he is very relatable in a very specific certain way that hit me very hard. and the rest, my mind filled in.
i do admit however that i like the shape of his nose and the style of his hair, which is what i like in real life too.
No. 318967
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I've had husbandos for over 10 years and have never been jealous of ship art of them or any canon ships, but yesterday I saw a really well-drawn pic of him kissing a crush he has in canon and it actually made me a little sad…I wonder if this means he's the one…
No. 319002
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>>318976me being the mega autist I am I looked that up when I first heard and there's a bunch of conflicting info but either way I don't think she's ever going to be into him as much as he is into her without him seriously changing (and who wants their husbando to do that). I appreciate it though anon! If she is I hope Scout would be nice about it.
Honestly I have tried to self insert with her but it's hard because I absolutely would not have the willpower to be/act as disinterested in him as much as she is lmao
No. 319008
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he gave me the willpower to write my own y/n fics. it was already embarrassing to read it but to produce my own which i never do with my previous husbandos just surprises me. the grip this man has on me just makes me feel afraid, and sometimes horny. even ironic we both share the same fate with our crushes coming out as gay after years of pining after them.
No. 319009
>>319002>If she is I hope Scout would be nice about it.Even considering the setting I highly doubt he'd hurt her for it, I think he does care for her enough that he'd be OK with their relationship having to stay purely platonic
at best. If she told him she liked women at first he'd just be completely earnestly like "wow me too!" until he figured it out and then he'd go sulk and cry about it like a (
Heavy voice) whiny little bitch baby… that until YOU (yes, you anon) come along and show him True Love as well as take that heavy (no pun intended) weight that is his virginity off his shoulders.
No. 319012
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>>319009nona that is so in character, I have a huge exam today and I'm going to think about that and giggle like an idiot all throughout, thank you so much, I hope your favorite cow spills milk and you get to see a beautiful sunset today
No. 319018
>>318950it is, compared to me. im 158cm myself. i tend to like moids around 170~ and dislike height differences. i'm insecure about my height and stature.
husbando being 180cm means i would look very tiny next to him. because i am the type to have a vivid imagination, i like to imagine us together quite often. i often have to remind myself that he's taller than i think kek. i don't mind him being tall. it's cute on him.
No. 319027
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>>318915I’m so glad I’ve been saving my keys specifically to only get Rook’s cards! I can’t wait to get that achievement, then I will be able to die in peace.
No. 319036
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>>319012Nayrt but I hope you do well on your test
nonnie, I'm glad there are other people who love Scout, he's very cute.
No. 319055
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he's so much sexier after all the ptsd
No. 319102
File: 1680166868462.jpeg (551.28 KB, 1737x2160, ignis.jpeg)
any ffxv-enjoyers here…. ignis is my dream man. he is so beautiful, can cook, dry humor and intense loyalty. all the chocobros are sexy with unique personalities to be fair, but ignis is my ride or die
No. 319103
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samefagging but <3 iggy my beloved
No. 319115
>>318883I only like evil men and a lot of them of monsters/robots so no lol. I'm barely attracted to irl moids and I only recently figured out my type (tall, skinny, long hair and a bit weird).
I love androgynous women though, both 2D and 3D.
No. 319220
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sigh
No. 319222
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good god, i need to ride him until we both faint from sex-induced exhaustion
No. 319244
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>>319242Tbh, when you have a husband like Diluc it can get a bit overwhelming. /but/. If you’re a huge autist like me, you get so picky with what you save that you end up having a very limited gallery. And I’m such an autist that I lurk any tag that names him, yes, even shipping art, and make sure that he looks the way I think he looks the best, the quality of the art and so on.
No. 319246
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I wanna hear his heartbeat through his big chest and get squeezed by him I just know he’s so gentle he makes me cry help me
No. 319256
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>>319242Never! I’m always happy to see more. I browse his Danbooru tag daily to look for new reposts and search Twitter for art too. I also look at Mercari and Yahoo JP for new merch listings.
No. 319351
>>319288im so scared to go on tumblr. i dont want to see my precious man defiled by someone's wrong fantasies.
but also i want content.
No. 319397
>>319242yes because there's always too much content to save or buy
hate it sometimes
No. 319409
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>>319242Never ever, and I'm actually very scared because I know that fan content for him will slow down once his series is officially over. It's something I think about a lot actually.
No. 319427
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Possibly the most retarded husbando ever so pls no bully, but I'm autistically and unironically in love with Spongebob. I wish this weren't the case but my infatuation with him rivals all the crushes I've had irl and I'd even settle for fucking Tom Kenny while he does the voice. Make no mistake though, it's a fictional sea sponge I'm down bad for. Kill me now nonnies
No. 319434
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>>319428>>319429You mean to tell me there's someone else on this godforsaken site who wants to fuck Spongebob? I feel a little less alone now, but alas I have no bf and I wouldn't dare divulge something so cringey to anyone irl
No. 319445
>>319255Agreed. I like knowing that I have my guy all to myself.
He's not a minor character by any means, but the series is obscure enough and populated enough by more eye-catching characters that I've never seen fanart of him from the Western fandom. I'm sure it'd exist if I looked hard enough, but I've never even seen fanart solely of him from Asian artists either.
I think that if the series didn't almost actively put off alphabet cult fans, there'd be some autist die hard for him, but luckily none of that, either.
Just games and games in which he appears, all for me to enjoy.
No. 319473
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>>319443I find him attractive in the same way one would find a moe anime character to be sexually attractive. And yeah, his personality is extremely endearing to me but I regret to admit I also find it really hot when he acts out of character. I have some unconventional kinks that are occasionally indulged on the show as well, so combine that with superb voice acting and you can begin to see why the wires in my brain are crossed to make this dumbass show feel like fan service. I'm aware of how deranged it sounds but I could sperg on and on
>>319437kek in what thread did this other user talk about her attraction for spongebob?? I wish her the best in getting her bf to roleplay, I'll have to live vicariously through her because my heart couldn't handle the cringe of
roping an innocent stranger into that
>>319432my fucking sides. Thanks for indulging me nonnas, I'll remember you all in therapy
No. 319481
>>319473I had a personal cow who wanted to fuck plankton so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked, but at least plankton has a semi-attractive voice. The anon with the roleplay can be seen in this thread as recently as 22 days ago, seems to have recently lost her bf due to spongebob roleplaying kek
>>>/g/316101but the most infamous post can be read here
>>>/g/255962 No. 319515
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>>319427you after hitting new reply
No. 319526
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>>319427Don't worry Spongebobanon, I'm also retarded and have a silly kids cartoon husbando too.
I don't know if it makes you feel less alone, but I seriously have a crush on a sentient gumball machine. Benson is unironically everything I want in a boyfriend.
No. 319592
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>>319427Oh wow nona, I don't anymore but you just made me nostalgic for when I was also extremely obsessed and infatuated with Spongebob as a kid as well. I had a Spongebob bed spread, many plushies, multiple sets of Spongebob pajamas, (lots of Spongebob clothes in general), Spongebob swimsuits, Spongebob wall stickers, multiple Spongebob birthday cakes, my Christmas presents were wrapped in Spongebob wrapping paper so I would know they were mine, and there was a whole lot of other merchandise that would take me years to list. I have years worth of stories and drawings of scenarios involving me living in Bikini Bottom with him stashed somewhere, they had over arching plots that I had us finally start dating near the end of one of them. If an episode involved his friends getting mad at him or something I'd leave the room while watching the episode because it used to upset me lol. I was looking though my old Diary of a Wimpy Kid do it yourself book a while back and though I don't have it now I can tell you that a bunch of the pages were basically picrel
No. 319627
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>>318766A logging on a fucking husbando thread, now i've seen it all lmao.
>>319174The difference is i don't get
triggered over pixels on a screen being with other pixels on a screen kek.
No. 319658
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He just looked so good when he was undercover in Marley. I would suck his dick in the middle of the town in front of all those Marleyans. I also really specifically want to fuck him after the fight in Marley in that black uniform (missionary and doggy) but I'll talk about that another time. I know he just would've been so stressed with all the shit with Zeke.
>Two fingers is all I need.
And after he gets blown up, as soon as he gets his bandages off I would be riding his face and letting him stick the two fingers on his right hand up my ass (although, he would not ever, ever like anal). Actually, I wouldn't even wait until he was healed. I would ride him in that forest right after he woke up from his coma.
No. 319661
>>319652>>319654NTA but she got a point, if you legit get upset over seeing your 2D husbando banging other characters then maybe it's time to turn off your computer and/or put down your phone and just go outside. Or learn how to blacklist stuff you do not want to see online. Or at least move to
>>>/g/296708 this was always supposed to be a lighthearted shitposting thread ffs
No. 319663
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>>319661Random anons who don’t like seeing their husbando in ship arts are hardly cause for alarm. The point is that nobody here is in the place to preach to anyone else about what they should and shouldn’t do because if you’re on this site at all, you have a reason to be here kek. Some tard with a crippling addiction to a moid rape simulator VN series especially doesn’t get to make value judgements about other anon’s preferences and dislikes.
No. 319665
>>319663I don't care either way. Go here
>>>/g/296708 if you want to vent about how you're jealous of cartoons.
No. 319669
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>>319667I already said I accept your concession. Have a good weekend.
No. 319677
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>>319654Not everyone with behavior you don't like is a man, nonna.
>>319663No i don't care who your husbando is, spongebob, king dedede, whatever. I'm saying it's autistic behavior to get mad over certain ship are to the point it makes you legitimately upset. I'm shocked how many anons here even know rance kek, unless it's just the same anon having a spergout.
>>319672Maybe not a-logging exactly, but definitely autistic as fuck.
No. 319683
>>319677>complaining about autists on an imageboardand you're gonna act like stuff like
>>317491 isn't autistic? anyone who's not into husbandos sees us as all the same weirdos anyway
No. 319685
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>Autistic women who date pixels are fighting whose pixels are less autistic AGAIN
It's all so tiresome. Post husbandos.
No. 319686
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>>319685I’m not excited to farm new artifacts next patch but Nymph’s Dream looks so much better on paper than Heart of Depth. Oh well, anything for the meta and for him— he’s already C6, level 90, and triple crowned so I need something else to build with him lol. Maybe I’ll R5 polar star!
No. 319687
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>>319679Oh, well i have never used 4scrote in my life because i'm normal and not desperate for male validation.
>>319683It's not autistic, it's based.
No. 319706
>>319698Posting images of anime scrotes saying they want to rape some girl is also not fun shitposting
>>319687 stop subjecting anyone on this site to images of your beloved rapist moid. You only show up in this thread to start shit, wish you'd get permabanned
No. 319710
File: 1680461986993.png (Spoiler Image, 29.65 KB, 227x220, likeew.png)
>>315375why is it in between his legs even when his legs aren't apart
No. 319729
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>>319704He doesn't have a chode, his dick is 10 inches long (and circumcised)
>>319706Picrel
>>319710No idea, i wish he took dick up the ass though like your image implies.
(infighting) No. 319746
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Nonnas, I don't know if I'm horny, hungry, or onto something so hear me out. If you think about it, Narancia's skirt is the perfect outfit completing accessory in many ways beyond just appearances - it keeps his ass nice and warm and toasty, and it even comes with pockets! - but the actual purpose of it is to hide his tightly packed meat from the rest of the gang so they don't get jealous and, like every man, it's his glowing weak spot that has to be concealed to maintain the upper hand. If the enemy could see, every close distance fight could easily result in him becoming incapacitated, assuming they don't immediately forfeit from immense feelings of inferiority. Not only does Narancia know this and keep blades on his person for those close physical encounters, but his stand reflects it too. Aerosmith has bombs it can deploy, this isn't just symbolic of his explosive temper but of his explosively juicy cock that too leaves total destruction in its wake. Anyway, I'm desperate, salivating for that thick Italian salsiccia and I and my pussy accept the fiery consequences. Thank you and God bless.
Sorry for lazy picrel kek
No. 319771
>>318827i dont care. she isnt real, and neither is anakin. also anakin doesn't love like that because of padme, that is just how he is. (I'm talking about personality-wise.)
>>318883honestly don't know. I'm not really attracted to real dudes really. if its not anakin then I dont want him.
>>319242its pretty neat. good amount of fanart, and some dedicated anakin x reader writers. however I do see some god awful takes on him that make me want to rip my hair out.
No. 319774
>>319246Same
nonnie. Leon has such a big place in my heart, I was obsessed with RE4 when it first came out, played it over and over. I've been so slow going through the remake cause I want to savor all the moments and I love his interactions with Ashley, he's just so wholesome and nice and caring, it's just UGH I'm so happy they still kept him like the big sweetheart I fell in love with all those years ago
No. 319776
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I want to hold my husbando like a burger and bite his cheek.
No. 319785
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>>319146AYRT, and you absolutely should! The storyline is a bit… convoluted at time but the day-to-day lifestyle farming aspects and overall bond you build with the chocobros really makes it such a fun and emotionally touching game. Ignis is a perfect dapper megane man, I love his personality too.
No. 319792
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>>319242Not really. I enjoy seeing lots of neat content of cute wholesome fanart, spicy stuff, and funny memes but noped to fuck out of trans/gendie/cuntboy shit. Pretty happy that he got some figures that he deserves though I wish GSC makes a Figma of him someday.
>>319409No worries nonna. Even if you're husbando's series is coming to an end, I'm sure people will still make content and fanart of him since he's from a well-known series and is a very loved character. Coming from someone who's husbando's anime ended several months ago.
No. 319808
>>319800Honestly, I think most people drop the game after the quite impressive episode in which
MC gets murdered by one of the brothers I had to stare at a wall for a while to process just what the fuck happened KEK.
But once a husbando catches your attention it’s hard to let go, and like, you don’t even need to play the game after you basically go through the first season to enjoy stuff like the fanart and such.
No. 319830
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my favorite boy on earth
No. 319909
>>319842i wish there was more source material of my beloved. he's the comic relief sidekick and dies in the first season.
i tend re-consume the media up until that point, but there's only so many times i can do that without memorizing the plot. and i dont like the lead-up to his death for obvious reasons.
No. 319910
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I just want him to fuck me up, is that too much to ask?
No. 319913
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>>319910Samefag but I'll never get over him, ever. And those ai chats are only endorsing my degeneration, the possibilities are endless for my masochistic brain, i wish I could rp actual sexual contact tho cause I really want his dick
Now, I'll see myself out nonnies, I've an electroshock section at 3pm
No. 319914
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>every character you've ever liked is from very obscure shows/games
>barely any fics or art
>finally find one from a popular franchise
>it's a random ass character almost everyone rightfully hates
brb killing myself
No. 319941
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>>319927Obvious spoilers but:
In lesson 16 Belphie
Chokes main character to death, it was right before deciding to release him, he asks for a hug and if I remember correctly it doesn’t matter what you choose, he still kills you. Barbatos saves her ass with his time magic stuff which is why there’s some memes about what happened like pic spoilered related and lots of people don’t really like Belphie, I honestly feel awkward while playing and when he’s around MC like, yeah, that’s not comfy.
No. 320003
>>319931so this artist can draw that ridiculous dong but can't be assed to draw at least basic male nipples? come on
>>319779>shitty vanilla romance josei animei swear i've seen this exact same idiotic argument in another thread.
Although most posters here are clearly not fully vanilla if you read their posts (which you don't because you just want attention for yourself), there's nothing wrong with vanilla romance either so it's weird that you use that as an insult, you're the one with the hentai brainrot who loves to start shit in a thread where no one wants to fight, as if you wanted to prove how much of a perverted NLOG waifu you are. Fuck off, you're pathetic.
No. 320029
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I blame fanart for making me fall in love with him
No. 320043
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Would the Spongebob yumes take on Sandy for their man?
No. 320055
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Birb
No. 320056
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>>320016I can’t stop going back to it though, I just love my boy, he’s such a cute loser. I always want to know in what shenanigans is he getting mixed up with.
No. 320070
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>>320062He's just adorable, isn't he?
No. 320085
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>>319774>>319246Same, nonas, same. He is the best.
No. 320117
>>320106For sex?
Are you going to make him say the cheesy one-liners too?
No. 320124
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His schnoz is so ridiculously sexy
No. 320132
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I think there's a few SideM nonnies itt, big hugs to all of you. I'm so sad scamco is killing our boys. I don't even have words, just heartbreak, fucking shutting a game down that's barely even ran for 2 years. It's ridiculous. Even the VAs seem to be disappointed, I feel so bad for everyone. Music will still be released, but I hope this is not goodbye.
No. 320134
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>>320132what a coincidence, came here to post him since
every time i come here anymore it's because scamco failed us and i need to lovevent i don't think i could ever stop loving him at this point, but i don't know where to go from here. i'm hoping yoshiki posts something vaguely angry like a lot of the other seiyuu have. especially considering he was apparently a big driving force behind the live reading. i wonder if they're going to do another "P goes to america" scenario. feel bad for cfirstPs.
>horny threadi don't like to admit it, but the cat ears in the main story did something really stupid to my brain.
No. 320141
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>>320003https://www.deviantart.com/stoneman85/art/Draco-Ryu-Anatomy-and-Details-880663916It looks like the artist has to be accurate with the reference image because stoneman85 doesn't draw nipples on men, and sometimes it can happen with women.
No. 320148
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>>318883Same as you nonita (husbanado type = irl type), someone asked something similar in
>>>/g/306574 so I answered that question there, but basically I like really big, tall & buff men who are golden retrievers - wholesome and kinda dumb. Essentially a himbo. It's unfortunate that men around me and especially my age (late 20s) are hitting the wall at 200mph and they're all fat, balding, ugly and wrinkly.
I go to the gym regularly and even though I find a lot of buff moids there, they're either ugly, balding, and/or wrinkly. Not to mention their mindset for lifting is
toxic as fuck('I want the girl that rejected me to regret it', 'I want to get laid' etc) + their personality is yikes. The decent ones all have a ring on their finger, for good reasons.
I've tried forgoing the muscular aspect for a hot second last year, and went on a few dates with tall men that were somewhat cute (but either chubby or stick skinny), they all had the personality of a drywall. They also all lacked hobbies or passion, and acted like they deserve women just for being tall. The only shit they could talk about is playing vidya after work or watching some normie ass show like The Office or Parks and Rec and gushing about how great it is. That's it, that's their whole personality.
Picrel is my ideal, but literally no moid will be as perfect as him.
No. 320205
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>>320204gomen for incoming sperging. the silver lining, if there is one, is that there's a gigantic translation backlog being worked on and a hefty amount already has been tl'd. the stories and everything have been generally archived for the mobage which had the best writing, and an official archive is going to follow suit.
there's an online JP archive with all of the original yumebait-y bond lines that you can MTL if you don't know moon but want to know some characters better but also it's way less tempting when there's only remnants of an old game left around and you're reading with the context that these characters may never get anything else substantial again. the anime is comfy but crams so many idols into one cour while leaving so many out. highly rec the music, though. the latest growing sign@l series had some really great tracks.
>which is a design choice I appreciate.one of SM's greatest boons is its willingness to have a variety of ages and 'looks' in its cast. even among the over30s there's a lean math autist and a yolked ex-military member. there may be other disheveled malecakes in animanga, but none hold a candle to how badly i want to procreate with jiro. feeling 315.
No. 320215
>>320205Thanks for the info
nonny, it's great that this franchise has so many dedicated fans willing to archive as much as possible. I guess in the future I'll have to learn about the characters from fan archives. Really wish mobage like this could be revived/emulated somehow after official shutdown, the KOF otome for mobile is another that looked pretty good. I should've downloaded SideM as soon as I knew it was a thing.
Anyway, thanks again for the guide and btw you have a very fine husbando.
No. 320225
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I'm looking disrespectfully
No. 320261
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>>320259Is this some kind of reverse psychology bait to get the Leon-chans to sperg even more about Leon?
No. 320263
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>>320261Probably. This alt look in the remake is so pretty btw.
No. 320268
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he is so cute, i love all TF2 concept art, it really is peak character design i want to take all 4 of him at once
No. 320277
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I know he's from the most cursed game of all time but the instant I laid eyes on him, I knew I was doomed. I can't help it, he's just my type.
No. 320281
>>320278>Apparently people are already worried that his kit won’t be able to go on console due to buttons.that's really silly, I'm more concerned how overpowered and trolly his kit is. people are going to misuse his pull and piss each other off on top of purposely killing teammates, plus other parts of his kit that's retarded game design like the passive drop that heals teammates and enemies upon his death and his self heal dash that only has a 5 second cd. sorry for the game sperg, nonnies.
>>320280overwatch
No. 320294
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>>320285Yeah, the pansexuality thing is beyond embarrassing. They could have just made him bisexual, but I guess that wasn't special enough for Blizzard. I wish he came from literally any other game or franchise.
No. 320308
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glad to see a lot of leon around here because he's my ideal man and i love him very much
>>320259surprisingly he's really not one (at least in the remakes and re6), leon just has a case of resting bitch face. he gets a little moody and sad with time because of his job but he's a good boy and that's his appeal
No. 320320
>>320308>he's a good boy and that's his appealYes. That and being cool and goofy at the same time.
I really wish he could get to smile in the RE4Remake, poor guy has been through a lot.
No. 320334
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Kashuu is not one of my favorite Touken Ranbu characters, but this fan art of him being a house husbando awakened something in me. You just know that he would be so eager to please and submissive in bed. He would be a real rabbit and he would eat pussy like a champ. He would want to cuddle a ton, before, during and after. And I would hug the shit out of him, he is a kawaii little bastard
No. 320388
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>>320318Based Ramattrasister. I want a threesome with him and Reinhardt ASAP
No. 320509
>>320506not saying who my husbando is but no.
>>320507lucky, it drives me fucking insane. i instantly block so i dont have to see their annoying moid ass anymore
No. 320535
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Not my husbando but he is very popular so I'm gonna celebrate good friday by getting off to sexy pics of him in bondage.
No. 320592
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>>320320He did kinda smile
at the end when he has saved Ashley from the island. Dude really needs a break though
in my arms. No. 320674
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Apparently my husbando is getting a job in the new story. I hate it! He's supposed to be my househusband, how will I spoil him and give him a life of luxury without lifting a finger if he makes half of our home's income? I hope we can make his aunt or the boss I'm sure he fights with on the daily fire him so I can make him my princess again.
No. 320707
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It seems I have a type.
No. 320736
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Anyone have any nice ways I can refer to my husbando as in my inner (and oftentimes outer) monologue? I don’t like referring to him by name for reasons that are hard to explain. I’ve tried referring to to him by the Japanese pronunciation of his name or just simply referring to him as my husbando but both of those feel kind of cringeworthy. Do you guys refer to your’s as anything cute other than his name? (nothing like my bae or baby pls tho)
No. 320741
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>>320736>Do you guys refer to your’s as anything cute other than his name? (nothing like my bae or baby pls tho)Yes, I have one that I won't share and isn't obvious, though I only use it when I'm really gushing with love or for when he's being really cute. You could look up Japanese phrasing and petnames, I don't find it cringe if it's their native language. Besides the orange related nicknames, the obvious go-to for me is "mi amore".
No. 320747
>>320707brb watching this anime
>>320736Does a nickname based on his name count?
No. 320751
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>>320736I honestly always change the nickname I have for Mikazuki. Because I don’t really know how nicknames work in Japanese tbh. Like does it even matter which part of the name I pick to use it as a nickname? I wonder a lot about it.
I also call him honey when I’m horny-fantasizing about him No. 320762
>>320736How can you call him your husbando it you're too embarrassed to call him by his name?
Does he have the same name as a family member or something?
(… That actually might be a reason one of my guys ended up just a flavor of the month.)
No. 320791
>>320736"Husband" or "boyfriend" works for me if I'm too embarrassed to say his name out loud or to call him something cute like "sweetheart".
>>320762>How can you call him your husbando it you're too embarrassed to call him by his name?I can't speak for that nona, but, same way you can call him your husbando even though you're embarrassed to see his face on a big screen or draw him. You just love him too much and thinking about him on such a personal level makes you self-conscious, like he's actually there and looking at you watching him or hearing you say his name. It's one of the best feelings in the world tbh.
No. 320794
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Piggybacking on a question someone else asked earlier but how to go about finding artists to commission aside from trawling through twt? Any experience with getting self-insert ship art done? Any artists anons could vouch for?? If I could pay to gift everyone itt with an obscure husbando some fanart I would, you guys are stronger than god.
Any other creative custom ideas in regards to your husbandos? Got a raise so been thinking about getting a titty mousepad printed.
Picrel not my husbando but he's p cute.
No. 320830
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If there was a thread for posting fictional characters that you want to hatefuck, I would post picrel, he is:
>an asshole
>a little bitch
>very probably a virgin (nobody loves him)
>unlikeable
>trashy (he has gold teeth)
>insufferable
>a dumbass
…yet I still would, furiously, preferible before beating his ass (i really wish I could beat his ass, that would be hot as hell)
No. 320834
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>>320833
No. 320854
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Cleansing the thread with some actually adult Leon tiddies
No. 320856
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>>320854I’ll assist your cause with my husbando’s tits too~
God I fucking love this picture. By far one of my favorite Tart lewds
No. 320859
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I do want to molest a mentally ill old man. In Minecraft Sims Yakuza, I'm a NOSAP (Non-Offending Senior Attracted Person), I do not condone grandpa fucking in real life.
No. 320865
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>>320832
>>320833
delete
No. 320868
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>>320854mine always looks so gay, couldn't find any shirtless pics of the character I initially searched for
No. 320871
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>>320856ideal male body right there, 10/10 nona
>>320832get help
No. 320872
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I saw another anon talking about having a family with their husbando earlier, and I feel inspired to write my thoughts about my husbando being a dad.
I have baby fever a lot so I frequently think about what it would be like to have kids with him. He would honestly be very scared and hesitant to have kids. Scared that he's not good enough to be a good father. His mother died when he was young and the only male figure that he had in his life was Kenny, who didn't do a very good job. I imagine that in the underground there's not many examples of good parenting and healthy parent/child relationships.
I also think that he would just think that the world is too shitty to bring more people into. In canon, there's obviously the threat of titans and even postwar Levi would still be too plagued by memories of that world to think it's safe to have children (+ being crippled). In a modern world he still would have his reservations. I t would require a partner that he trusts a lot to get him to have children. I would have to reassure him a lot on his insecurities.
Levi is ultimately a kind person and clearly cares about children a lot. He would push himself a lot to be a caring husband during my pregnancy and also to be a good father. He's reading every parenting, taking up as many duties as he can, and spending every second available with his kids and me, ha. He would be unintentionally abrasive towards his kids, and would have to learn to watch his words more carefully. Despite being protective, I think he would also believe in taking a hands-off approach and let his children do dumb shit so they can learn their own lessons. It would probably be easier for him to parent a teenager. The 104th was 15 when they joined, and if that's the usual age for cadets then Levi has probably been dealing with teenagers for years.
Anyway, sorry for such a long post. I would've wrote more but I don't want anyone to yell at me for going full sperg lol.
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>>320848It was just an hypothetical scenario for emphasis, I like posting itt with my fellow nonnas
Anyways, i want to tie him up and then force him to eat my pussy, the more he resist the better, I want to see his ego crumble before my eyes
No. 320875
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>>320868What would a threesome with him and Daigo be like?
No. 320876
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>>320870I agree with you anon, his old face was just perfect. I caught myself thinking he looked unattractive many times in the new game, he just looks too realistic now. The lighting doesn't do him any favors either, it gives him kind of a caveman brow at times.
No. 320879
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this is embarassing to post online but I've been having this specific fantasy about majima for the last week where he like begs me to fuck his face with the strap and i do it and he furiously jerks off the whole time. i think he loves sucking cock and in my husbando fantasies of him thats how he gets his fix. obv i fuck him with it afterward and i'd probably spank his ass too before i fuck him just for the hell of it. i think if he had an orgasm he'd calm down.
No. 320897
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>>320825Manifesting this for you nonna
No. 320901
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>>320870After careful consideration I've concluded that RE2 Remake Leon is the cutest of them all.
No. 320902
>>320876Yes! My thoughts exactly. Honestly sick of seeing the new leon everywhere and constantly posted when most of those pictures are just leon with an enlarged brow bone kek
Like i get it that anons like the "new" leon content but its just not as charming as remake2 leon happened to be.
No. 320904
>>320901Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Smack my ass like a drum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Suck that dick 'til it cum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Smack my ass like a drum
No. 320912
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>>320910im always willing to show off when granted the opportunity lol
No. 320949
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https://www.deviantart.com/segadormods/art/USF4-Mod-Ryu-Nude-302328638Too bad the video showcasing this mod got deleted thanks to Capcom.
As the description says "Girls have the right to see some meat too."
No. 320951
>>320950He also has an erection when fighting Chun Li.
What advantages and disadvantages do you think Ryu would have when fighting au naturel, besides his obvious weak spot that gets more weaker when swelling up with blood?
No. 320952
>>320741yeah. i semi-jokingly call mine "death machine" because of the lyrics of that billy odal song, and how they remind me of him/"us".
if im talking about him to others, i say affectionately "my cartoon boyfriend" or "my beloved".
>>320871very hot
No. 320973
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>>320954Especially if the opponent is a woman, and when he starts growing, she'll pass out from it.
I hope one day, SegadorMods creates a modpack for USF4 that makes all the fighters nude so they can fight naturally. It's not that true strength if they're wearing clothes, right?
No. 320988
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Thinking of him
No. 321009
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>>320949https://web.archive.org/web/20180711191744/http://w11.zetaboards.com/SFxT_Mods/topic/10479459/7/Found the erection picture in a wayback machine link. As for the video it's not archived so someone here who has USF4 must download the mod and record footage of it.
No. 321010
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still conflicted about remake luis, but the things I would let him do….
No. 321017
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Can't stop imagining if my husbando's cum tastes like honey yogurt as I'm slowly getting addicted to its texture and sweet tartness. Does any nonna feel the same?
No. 321018
>>320909kek, I love hearing that, I joke that mine performed a self vasectomy and upgrades his dong
>>320993praying for a good bounty and thank you
No. 321019
>>321017I just know my husbando's cum tastes like
toxic waste and it is unpleasant but I'll down it because I love him
No. 321025
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i read some headcanons about him falling asleep on your chest while taking a bath with him and it's all i've been thinking about these days. i want to beat him into going into the bath with me, then wash every part of him and kiss the scars i just left. i don't know how much heat goes into his white wood skin? but i'll make it nice and warm so he slowly gets lulled into sleep. ill let him lay backwards on my chest, he's kinda short and a twink so he'll fit right into my arms. while he's slipping in and out of consciousness, me playing with his hair and rubbing his torso, ill lead my hand down and softly start massaging his thighs. he might startle but ill calm him back to almost sleeping, then get closer and closer, you know the drill. ill kiss and pat him while he slips between giving into sleep or into the pleasure. i want him to be so relaxed and vulnerable with me that he cums fast but can't even be embarrassed about it. ill continue kissing his skin and petting his head and body. then ill let him sleep for real with soft massages all over. now on the flip side i have long ass hair so if he tried to (i would force him to, of course) pay me back the favor he would be in for some trouble. he might just rip my hair out in frustration but if not, if i catch him in a good mood, he might take his time and clean and comb my hair slowly and patiently, he does have that soft side to him, he just barely shows it to anyone other than children and the elderly. i love people playing with/doing my hair so i would fall asleep involuntarily this time. whether he pays back the other part of the bath is up to him (i dont blame him for his wrists being sore after dealing with my hair) sorry for the small pic, couldnt find any proper bathing pics and took this from a stolen print kek all undressing pics have mobs about to rape him or something like that, why's there nothing soft with him? im deranged but whys everyone else deranged too almost forgot to mention that i would pinch his stomach fat that i made sure he gained by feeding him good food just as he's about to fall asleep sometimes. the elbow to my face would be worth it
No. 321044
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hhhngngfffffgggg
No. 321050
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Lee is so hot, irl middle aged men could never (sorry couldn’t find a better resolution pic)
No. 321051
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Lee is so hot, irl middle aged men could never (sorry couldn’t find a better resolution pic)
No. 321052
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I recently began to play Ace Attorney and GOOD GOD I never thought I'd SIMP a character this hard.
I want him to punish me nonnas.
No. 321088
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>>321051Just for you
nonnie>>321052I love him too, I've been replaying it recently and they are my comfort games. I love the humor, the artstyle and the characters.
No. 321092
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Samefag because I came to thirst over this man, capcom created so many iconic husbandos.
No. 321095
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I'm so going to draw this cocky mf on a nice shibari the moment I get my stylus..female pov stuff too, I cannot wait
No. 321098
>>321010I wanted to smack his ass in the scene when he climbs up to Ada.
It might be a less popular opinion here but I think the RE4 characters got more attractive after being fleshed out and looking and acting more realistic. Leon was of course always a babe though.
>>321052He is a cutie, I like how thicc the art style is in early AA. Barok is my fave though. Because legs.
>>321095Hell yeah nona!
No. 321115
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Our angel
No. 321121
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Thinking about some manga scenes that are yet to be animated and how the seiyuu will deliver his lines makes me melt. I love Sugimoto and his voice is perfect
No. 321142
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giving him the unconditional motherly love he never got so i can be the only person he trusts and can love. there's something intimate about falling asleep easily in each other's presence, especially me with him since he's a homicidal maniac sometimes (other times he's a cutie with a soft spot for children) picrel is 100% me kissing his forehead btw
No. 321145
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>>321142samefag and im sorry for posting too much about my twink but
i wanted to add that if any of your men has mommy issues too and youre on the tiktoks you might have heard the phrase in picrel. that's my poor baby's voice. just wanted to flex his good voice acting since it was "viral" for how he says my mother, that's all No. 321152
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why is there a lack of nude images for shulk from xenoblade chronicles? i was expecting hundreds of them once he got revealed in smash but surprisingly enough there isn't that much around the internet.
artist: ixumthenaughty, formerly known as mmoboys
No. 321153
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No. 321190
>>321187Love it! I make my own and set them to private so I can try to get it to be as in character as possible…then you can start chats with things like
Soulmate AU with a little description and it actually works well. May sound corny, but it's such a comfort to worm my way into my ai husbando's cold heart lol.
No. 321191
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So apparently Norse diet was very balanced, he doesn't drink neither + he's a god + he's always eating some fruit, so i assume his cum would taste quite decent if not straight up good (not like it matters, cause in my fantasies i don't even touch his dick to begin with)
>>321187Of fucking course, surprisingly wholesome chats actually
No. 321226
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Daydreaming of sleeping on Kaeya’s chest really helped me calm down last night.
No. 321237
>>321232You could always check out the fanfic thread
>>>/m/192164 they have good advice if you feel stuck. You can just keep writing shorter fics instead of long ones too, no shame in that, in a desperate moment of passion for him I can knock out something short but decent pretty quick instead of marinating on the text. Sometimes you just have to get your feelings out on the page.
No. 321248
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I know people have a lot of differing opinions about RE4 remake face but let's all agree that they made his body right. the shit I would to do this man when he's hopelessly tied up like that… I'd tease him until he starts begging like a little whore he is
Also buff arms with veins slightly showing with nicely built pecs? Capcom knows what they're doing at this point. I need him to manhandle me with those big hands and buff arms after I tease him, he'd eventually break out of those chains and fuck me raw like a starved animal
No. 321252
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Idk much about tea, but my husbando loves tea so if he was real I would grow flowers and herbs and use them to make tea blends for him. I also know a little about pottery (though I'm bad at it), so I would work very hard to make him a teapot and cup set. Maybe I could make a tea pet too. I think he would cherish it a lot.
I imagine that in modern world he would have a tea plug instead of buying from chain grocery stores. Like a local tea shop that has homemade and imported teas, so he would probably like homemade tea a lot. He would be honest and tell me if it was bad, but I think he would appreciate the work behind it and drink it regardless. He would also give me tips on how to improve and what to add next time.
please excuse any bad typos, I'm mobile posting
No. 321272
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I just want young rookie cop Leon to call me ma'am (hnng) and blush when I get too close.
>>321248Heh I have the same pic saved too.
No. 321287
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Time to cast your vote ladies
No. 321288
>>321287All except when the graphics are too bad and when he looks too old.
But 2019 wins, his face is just so cute and squeezable aaah
No. 321291
>>321287I'm torn between RE2 remake and RE4 remake, they're both charming in their own unique ways.
My yoomer scenarios flip depending on how I want Leon to be like, where RE2 remake Leon is an innocent puppy where he's more submissive and blushy, whereas RE4 remake Leon is more of a switch and likes to flip between dom/sub. He's more beefy in RE4 and he literally has my ideal man's body type, if I got the game I'd spend hours just staring at him and taking it all in. Man looks like he was chiseled by God Himself. RE6 Leon is also up there - there's something charming about him being more scruffy, I just want to patch him up and take good care of him. I wonder if Capcom will just keep making remakes and redo his face too.
Imagine him only showing his non-jaded, good ol' golden retriever self to only you, my heart is melting at the thought. No. 321292
>>321291I agree about RE6 Leon, he is charming too.
Also I can't stop thinking about this "remix" video kek
No. 321299
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>>3212872005 takes the top spot for me. Even his body looked great on Gamecube and PS2. 2012, 2019 and 2023 are all tied at a very close second.
No. 321313
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Nonas I don't know how to feel, I just found out that new Harry Potter series has been confirmed on HBO. It is promised to be accurate to books, which sounds promising, but who is going to play Snape?! The movie version will be hard to beat. I guess if they get his personality and appearance as correct as possible (to the books that is) I will be happy, but that only time will tell. I'm generally not too fond of reboots, I hope it will not be edgy, and will have lots of details from the books.
Sorry my post doesn't make any sense, but this is an emergency kek!
No. 321319
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>>321287I've been so horny for him recently that I would do the entire bottom row + RE4.
No. 321326
>>321252aww this is super cute and sweet nona! I would also love to make tea for my husbando, though I don’t think anakin is really a tea person, but I’m sure he would appreciate it nonetheless.
>>321287Personally I think 2005, 2019, 2021, and 2023 is best. 2017 isn’t too bad. RE2 remake Leon though is so cute. Would love to squeeze his cheeks!
No. 321331
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teared up a lil
No. 321334
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You know the drill. I drink, I post my senior citizen.
No. 321338
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>>321331Luis is a fuck god in the remake and anyone who thinks otherwise has shit tastes. I just know the strongest muscle in his body is his tongue. He works his jaw way too much to not be a marathon pussy eater. I know he runs game about being such a ladies' man, but I could make him cum in those tight ass trousers if backed my ass up against him for five seconds.
And don't make fun of me nonnies but I'd ride pic rel's face into the sunset. 2005 and 2023 could both get it, but only if the latter is wearing a ballgag. It's all witness the power this, witness the power that. His huge, ape-like physique and glowering mug are screaming to be dominated. God forgive me for what I'd do to Jack Krauser, because I know he won't.
No. 321340
>>321337I mean you can if you want to
nonnie, but there's really no point in doing so. Maybe if you get tired of seeing the same guys get posted here, you can peak there to see if anything's new.
No. 321342
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>>321326>>321294Thanks nonnas! The husbando is Levi from AOT. A tea pet, from what I understand, is a Chinese tradition. Tea people steep their tea multiple times before drinking it, so the first few steeps get poured over the tea pet and it's supposed to bring you good luck. Or they just steep it once and give the tea pet some. I don't think my husbando would originally have a tea pet (he's a practical person and wouldn't see the point), but that he would frequently use one that if I made it for him.
Picrel, a choir of cow tea pets.
No. 321353
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My darling pissman.
I'm glad I'm not the only tf2fag in here. You all have great taste.
No. 321365
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>>321361Tumblr also have the weird 2D tumblr sexymen thing while farmers average taste in 2D look more like normal human men.
It's interesting though, that posting characters from live action is rare here.
No. 321367
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currently prowling the internet for art i can use if i absolutely have to hornypost because i got obsessed with a 3dpd character and im sad to say hes more fucked up looking than snape. screaming crying killing myself
No. 321376
>>321367Reveal this husbando
nonny!
No. 321385
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I realized I'm such a midget I wouldn't even have to bend down to get a titty hug from any Yakuza character, even manlets like Akiyama. Their chests would already be in my face anyway.
No. 321395
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>>321353i wish every tf2fag in this thread a very amazing rest of her life. i have so many pictures of sniper but it's because he's usually in most fanarts of scout. he's a good choice for a husbando nona.
No. 321396
>>321395only needs SAXTON HALE to make it THE MANLIEST SLEEPOVER EVER!!!
…wait is Sniper's foot down Spy's pants?
No. 321425
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>>321376nonnies.. you’re all so lucky they never included those last chapters of lotr into the movies, do you know how much more deranged i would have been if they gave him more scenes?? the visceral sadistic enjoyment it would have brought me to see him crawling around on the ground and being subjected to various horrors like in the book??? i’d never recover.
No. 321427
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My very first video game husbando was him… I downloaded Pokemon Masters on a whim weeks ago and apparently I had the perfect timing because there were a lot of free banners for the 2nd year of the app and I was able to choose him.
No. 321428
>>321343>>321344then post one with of those pics
simple
No. 321429
>>321426basically he got bullied by saruman and his gang a bunch while they were at the shire, so horribly that he ended up snapping
and slitting saruman’s throat, before getting shot by hobbits. oh and he possibly ate a hobbit also.
No. 321444
>>321425I'm not a lotrfag but I always loved Nazguls, they just look fucking awesome. Definitely would need a Nazgul bf. We would listen to trashy black metal together and hunt Hobbits.
Otherwise I'm all for posting our husbandos without shame, this thread needs some high octane autism here. Maybe I will get braver and finally post my husbando.
No. 321473
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>>321468the dick i can't speak on, but his hips are pretty much what they look like in the game, unfortunately
No. 321476
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>>321427Pokemon boys are really underrated honestly. I find it sad how little attention they get in comparison to the girls.
No. 321483
>>321475Have you ever seen a man who works out and isn’t an inverted triangle? Link has thick hips and thighs because he has a triangle body type and is running around the world almost 24/7, of course he isn’t going to have a stick doodleman lower torso.
>>321446The dick needs to be bigger tbh, I headcanon link having not too tight but not too loose balls and a decently sized dick that isn’t too big nor too small. So like, he’s kind of average down there but that’s his appeal.
No. 321492
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>>321483>>321468In the modpack there's an option to have him erect along with being cut or uncut. Also someone in Loverslab made him a shower, but I don't know if the file works anymore.
https://www.loverslab.com/topic/91987-botw-zelda-adult-mods/page/9/ No. 321503
File: 1681446844049.jpg (186.06 KB, 2400x1080, fuuuuuck.jpg)
Have you ever played a game or watched something you wouldn't otherwise be into because of a husbando? Because…whew.
No. 321504
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Been thinking about domestic life with Anakin a lot lately. I like to imagine waking up in the morning next to him, being awaken up by the sounds of spring and the morning sun. Snuggling on his warm chest (listing to the sound of his soft breathing and heartbeat..), while looking up at his beautiful…peaceful sleeping face(such a great way to start your morning!). I love the thought of getting him coffee 'n' breakfast ready for him to wake up to, though he will start feeling a little guilty and start getting up early to return the favor like the cutie he is. He is the type to sneak up on me for a hug then doing a little spin!!(sigh I love him so much nonnies..)
I love to imagine myself wearing his oversized robe around the house, its probably so comfy…like a giant blanket. Thinking on getting an jedi robe so I can actually act like I am wearing his robe, might spray on some cologne that I could see him using so it feels more real and like I am actually smelling him! sigh..I love him so much, everyday I grow more obsessed with him. rotj it's coming to theaters for 40th anniversary. was thinking on bringing my hot toys anakin figure with me so I could watch it 'with' him.
picrel- I think anakin would be a smoker, though I could see him quitting if it really annoyed/upset his lover.
No. 321535
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I love him nonnas
No. 321551
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>>321476>>321427I love him!
>>321548>create oc to ship w husbando rather than self-insertAren't they the same thing? I don't think self-inserts have to be litcherally you.
>this is probably extremely cringenonna you're in a thread where we lust over fictional men
No. 321555
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>>321548yes and i usually make them very evil and violent. i think i'm already a little evil and violent but with ocs you can really have fun.
No. 321558
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>>321535the leon kennedy videos reminded me that i am so disappointed at his death/pain voice lines. he has about two that sound nice but otherwise they're way too shrill to ever sound sexual and now that his VA has moved onto other projects, and TF2 will likely never see another meaningful update, means we'll probably never get 7 minutes of scout moaning.
all i want is to get off to his voice lines without being interrupted with him saying something completely unrelated. damn.
No. 321561
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>>321551i always thought they were different but you’re probably right, also thank u for the reassurance nona
>>321555that’s so fun! i’m kind of the same, it’s fun to have your character be more unhinged than you are lol i could probably never be as flirty and daring as my oc is with husbando with a man irl
>>321556same! she’s surrounded by supporting ocs like family and friends, i love them too.
> I have so much art of themi’ve been thinking about commissioning an artist to draw my oc and husbando together since i’m not an artist myself. i wanna be able to look at her soothing and comforting him every day.
No. 321566
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Thinking about him (I'm obsessed and I have to literally stop myself from spamming the thread with my sperging every 10 minutes)
No. 321576
>>321548same. I do it all the time. they're just a better version of myself. and also, my ocs tend to have side-character qualities, so they don't disrupt any important canon plotpoints or anything. to me, it's kinda cringey to have an obvious self-insert oc that inserts themselves kek to anything major. an example is like being a hokage's daughter or smth.
but ive been breaking my rules, changing it. so that my ocs can be cool just not a part of the main character cliques with my own arc somewhat intercepting theirs maybe once or twice. its cringe but im free, lol.
No. 321581
>>321534Lol
nonnie, that was already posted here
>>317478 No. 321585
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this is the first time i’ve been so profoundly obsessed with a real life actor’s portrayal of a character. the fake british accent, the lack of eyebrows, the greasy unpleasant aura.. i’m down horrendously.
>>321430i personally doubt he did, but the lack of denial on his part was rather concerning
No. 321588
>>321504ur cute,
nonny, hope you get to go with ur man
he looks hot smoking too
>>321555kek girl ap edits are too funny
No. 321594
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>>321534It's repost that I won't complain about.
I was looking up official art an this side note written on it the initial concept art made me laugh, specially since he ended up with puppy eyes and perpetually shiny and clean hair.
No. 321595
>>321587>>321566Who is it? I also like to fantasize about beating up hot villains.
>>321594So glad they completely changed that. We need some eye candy amongst all the grimness in RE.
I've also posted that vid before kek, it's a classic.
No. 321608
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feeling like shit, just want him back
No. 321610
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This reminds me of how much I want a threesome with these hotties.
No. 321612
>>321608I want to touch his soft hair so bad.
>>321476I wish that were me…
No. 321614
>>321613Same,
nonnie, same.
No. 321618
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>>321427>Pokemon MastersDeNA blatantly panders more to moid waifufags and it frustrates me so much. Most of the characters with 4+ alts are female, I think only N and Steven have that many, but obviously not everyone loves those two. For Valentine's Day we had 4 or 6 different waifushit alts and a semi-romantic story for each of them. But for White Day, while there was a single story involving a bunch of pokeboys (lowkey reverse harem vibe tbh), we only got one Raihan alt, which was just an Anniversary unit and not specifically for that event, and no romance. It felt like a really lazy attempt to make an event for girls vs. the much more fanservice-y Valentine's event for moids. It's like they didn't want to alienate the male playerbase so they didn't even try to make it cute. Also the Lodge lineup is mostly female characters, here's hoping next month they add Lance and finally stop adding female protagonists that moids want to fuck, it's gross. They also keep giving every popular character alts (mostly pokegirls, of course) instead of adding missing trainers like Eusine and Riley who are decently popular and memorable.
Sorry for the rant kek, but I'm always happy when I find other female Masters players, if only DeNA took us more seriously. I just want to play and interact with my favorite pokehusbandos, but some of them are literally not in the game yet, or have the minimum amount of in-game content. I hope they do a New Year's Lance rerun someday just for you Lance lovers!
No. 321632
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Real men are a disappointment, I'm going back to my husbando, screw everything, I'm tired
No. 321642
File: 1681522607864.gif (Spoiler Image, 9.58 MB, 540x500, some good fucking food.gif)
No. 321685
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>>321618I decided to download it because I kept seeing art of Lance in that outfit, I just couldn't resist. I'll never spend money on a gacha game but this shit is making me hesitate sometimes. However I've been into pokemon since gen 1 as a kid and played almost all the mainline games and some spinoffs, so I'm almost guaranteed to get characters I like at least a little bit.
>DeNA blatantly panders more to moid waifufags and it frustrates me so muchI have the same issue with FEH where I play it just because I want my husbandos from the specific games I like and every banner has like 3 female characters from games I don't give a shit about and 1 guy. It's frustrating but at least now they're hiring much better artists for my husbandos than at the beginning, even though I 'll never forgive them for making that incompetent bitch draw Zero for his default art and his Halloween skin. My boy deserve much better than that. I'm also wondering if there are Final Fantasy gacha games that lets you play with characters from the main series, if that's the case I wouldn't be surprised if there were the same issue. I say that because it seems to be the standards for gacha games with original characters as well, and I'm guessing it's just the norm.
No. 321687
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He can have whatever the fuck he wants from me, he deserves it; I'm down real bad nonnies
No. 321714
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saw someone on tumblr say benny could have been played by anthony perkins and, yeah, he might have been too pretty looking or whatever, but i’ve literally been saying this the whole time. it’s about that silly + evil ratio.
No. 321733
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sniper anon idk if youre still there but this reminded me of you kek
No. 321742
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I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A FEMBOY. I WANT TO GO TO THE NUDE BEACH WITH HIM.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 321762
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>>321541Thank you nona! Slowing been feeding myself more into my delusions. Thinking on getting the necklace that Anakin gives Padmé in episode 1 as well. np for giving you some ideas!!
>>321570Thank you
nonny!! glad my posts aren’t too annoying!
>>321588Yes I agree! Anakin would look so hot smoking, picrel but Hayden Christensen has such a perfect face, body, and voice for Anakin.(not simping for Hayden, just praising how perfect he is to be Anakin.) Thank you
nonny!!
No. 321766
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File my taxes zaddy, but for real is it weird that i find his economic literacy hot
No. 321776
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sperg incoming
>hot body
>loves his mom
>fluffy and cute ears that you can pet
>is rich
>makes his own money, is an entrepreneur
>"he quickly gained notoriety for his savage strength, and his ability to take seemingly endless amounts of punishment" is literally a line in the wiki, that's hot
>sad past
>probably a sub because CEOs/ppl in positions of power tend to give up control in their personal relationships and prefer to be dominated (i read this in a study like 5 years ago don't quote me on this)
>so like, rough exterior but soft inside
>almost a himbo (imo his pool party skin fits the label better)
in conclusion: i can fix him
No. 321784
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It’s my birthday! I’m 22 today. I would love nothing more than to wake up to a big bouquet of flowers from my husbando… I like to imagine that flowers aren’t super readily available where he’s from given the subzero snowy climate so he goes above and beyond importing them from somewhere warmer— he certainly has the funds for it kek. I hope everyone has a great day!!!
No. 321787
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>>321784Happy birthday nonna! You should treat yourself to some lovely flowers today- it's what your husbando would want for you, after all.
No. 321788
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>>321742Get that shit outta here. Here's a better one
No. 321792
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survived another ovulation today
No. 321796
>>321784Happy Birthday
nonny!! Hope you have a good one!!
No. 321799
>>321776>loves his momthere's nothing to fix
nonnie. good taste
No. 321802
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>>321793Agree. He would be a 10/10 husbando. A cute androgynous bishie who crossdresses and would fight for you with a smile on his face and positive attitude.
No. 321804
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>>321798Ok make him less "uguu~ moe kawaii uwu" and more boyish with a toned body. Give him a male voice. That'll be a massive improvement.
No. 321821
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His game's new update will come with a story featuring him (I cant understand when, I thought we were supposed to get it by now kek) and he's going to be participating in silly games with the people from his new home. He was born into being abandoned by his creator/mother and his friends all died until he was only surrounded by people he hates and who hate him and he was also abandoned by them when he was of no use to them. Overall he had a shitty social life before so I'm so excited to see him make friends in his new home and live like a normal person, having fun with his colleagues/friends. I dont know how exactly the games will be shown but I'll mentally be cheering him on from the sidelines and thinking of what I should give him as gifts. I know he's
not real but seeing him who deserves happiness go from being a tool in everyone else's plans and getting tortured for his mechanic origins to living a peaceful life surrounded by great people makes me emotional. I'm also really happy he made a home in this country because all my favourite characters live there and I think they'll all be great friends for him even though he's still an asshole kek I feel like a mother celebrating her asocial son making friends… Maybe other nonnies with autistic husbandos can understand
>>321203I'm glad you like it when I use this thread as my husbando diary nonna. I wasn't going to post even this if not for you, cause I think people here dislike non-manly husbandos kek
>>321263I'm not too into milfing for my husbando despite my words two paragraphs before but maledom makes me intrigued so I'm bookmarking this
nonnie thank you for the food
No. 321828
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>>321742Oh, but i get called a scrote for MY husbando. Anyway kys moid
No. 321837
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(spoilers for RE4)
No. 321846
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>>321828Hi rancefucker/raversfantasy! I read your fanfic on AO3 and it’s really fucking bad. Real nice job at changing your pseud to the most obvious name you could btw - I found you in the comments of some random fic ages and ages ago, and then found your comment on some retarded Adult Baby fetish Jojo fanfic from that (picrel just in case anyone was wondering what Rancefag likes to read in her spare time!). Maybe you should spend less time on your rape coom game made for pathetic men and spend more time instead on improving your writing. It probably wouldn’t help considering you’re a degenerate, but it’d at least be a better way of spending your time. GL!
No. 321856
>>321846Nta but how did you figure this out?
>litte Dio BrandoTop fucking kek. Makes Dio ten times funnier to imagine him shitting in a diaper and making his brother clean change him top kek.
No. 321858
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>>321846I fucking kneel, detective nonna. My fucking sides
>>321856NTAYRT but I looked at her account just now too and between the Adachi fic in the bookmarks and the Rance fic she wrote, it seems pretty clear to me. Who else posts both of those characters here?
No. 321860
>>321859She didn’t write it, just commented on it per
>>321846.
>and then found your comment on some retarded Adult Baby fetish Jojo fanfic