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No. 314785

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc.

The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

Previous horny: >>>/g/304820

No. 314787

First post: I love me some man tiddies

No. 314791

Aww why didn't you change the title…
Anyway since /m/ is back some relevant threads

>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #2 >>>/g/296708

>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499
>The last one before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210
>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722
>The Original^ >>>/m/164600
>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556
>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915
>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685
>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988
>Life Action Fictional >>>/m/34157

No. 314795

>>314791
I did change the title to #11 and itabag edition. Don't get what else would be changed, it was perfect as it was.

No. 314799

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every night i lie in bed tormented by being so based and also my good looks and good taste

No. 314800

File: 1677672128877.png (107.96 KB, 500x498, 2052534_809f7.png)

happy to see my husbando on the threadpic
>>314787
don't we all

No. 314801

>>314800
Damn…look at those tiddies….

No. 314816

File: 1677681726925.jpeg (4.47 MB, 4032x3024, 3BEB42E8-DE64-4330-940B-4E0E48…)

Itabag edition! Going to be starting on a second bag sometime in the next few months since I’m out of space in this one and still have keychains and pins that need a home.

No. 314817

>>314816
Pretty bag nona, good job! I love the little pearls and diamonds and the contrast between the color scheme of the character and bag.

No. 314820

>>314816
Hey nonna! Love your itabag. I am very excited to start mine once it comes in the mail. I adore the color scheme and all of the Childe merch! I can tell you put a lot of heart into it. Very inspirational for my own itabag.

No. 314821

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Honest question, if you have more than one husbando, and they're not from the same media, how do you pick an itabag? Do you pick just something you like or something that matches your husbandos' overall themes (if they share anything similar). Also, would you microwave your husbando?

No. 314822

>>314821
In my opinion, you should pick a theme that matches both of them or is based on their similarities. From what I have read, the “ita” in itabag comes from the Japanese word meaning pain. This is usually said to mean that the bag is a pain to look at or a pain to spend so much on. Based on the first definition (that it is meant to be looked at) I think it would be more visually appealing to theme it after a similar theme or color scheme they share. Itabags traditionally fit a single theme anyways. And, no, I would not microwave my husbando.

No. 314825

>>314816
Wow anon your bag is very impressive and gorgeous, amazing!! Your love for him is so admirable.

>>314821
My itabag is in a shape that represents my favorite fruit and something everyone knows me for so it's like I'm encasing them! Though I recently decided I'm going to finally make separate bags for them because the merch for my #2 is overtaking my #1… I feel bad, it's not his fault he has so little merch. I'm honestly having really conflicting feelings about making separate bags for them because I love them both so much but it doesn't mean I can't rearrange my old bag whenever I want from time to time for special events or carry a plush of the other so I'm always representing both of them. I'm really looking forward to making my new bags! And good luck with your search anon, if you're out there I'd love to discuss ita bags with you (and anyone else who is into itabagging).

No. 314826

File: 1677686033309.gif (695.6 KB, 350x482, Travis Turnaround 2.gif)

>>314821
>>314825
Also, yes I would microwave him. In fact, here is him being microwaved now.

No. 314827

Any other husbandofags known as the person who’s obsessed with (husbando)? Everyone in real life knows me for my obsession with my husbando. Every birthday and Christmas present I received was related to him. Even my birthday cake had him on it.

No. 314834

>>314827
That's adorable anon!! I'm known as the (husbando) girl too but since he's niche and I'm a little shy about my husbandoism, only my closest or longest term friendships know. That's so nice you even had a cake with him on it, I can't say I'm not jelly.

No. 314844

Bless you OP for putting monke in the thread pic, he didn't make it last time
>>314816
Ur bag is so cool Nonna! I hope mine turns out that good one day
>>314827
Everyone who's aware of my husbandoism calls me some variation of "The Gogeta wife", they know I'm obsessed with him and always text me when they see his merch for sale somewhere in case I want it. Some of them have given me presents related to him.

No. 314854

To the nonnies out there who commission artwork of themselves together with their husbando, how did you discover the artist? Do you have any recommendations? How do you find artists who have a good art style and also take self ship commissions? I've always been too shy to get one despite desperately wanting to.

No. 314855

>>314826
I love you Travis anon(s?), keep up the good work

No. 314868

Does anyone else have trouble with getting distracted by their husbandos during important tasks? I keep zoning out at work thinking about him. He overtakes my mind and I find it hard to stop thinking about him, everything just circles back to him. Any advice?

No. 314869

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>>314868
yes. I draw so I just want to stop what im doing and draw the scenarios im thinking of. selfinsertship shit KEK

No. 314870

>>314868
How long have you been with him? If you're new, it could just be the honeymoon phase. Otherwise maybe schedule time to think about him when you're done with work. Knowing you have time blocked out to indulge will help you stay focused. Also, do you have ADHD? Could be that too.

No. 314871

>>314800
When I was playing Yakuza I literally fell in love with huge men Bcus of ryuji

No. 314872

>>314868
>>314869
yes, me too!! i'm always drawing little pictures of my husbando doing various things, i love imagining him in completely ordinary scenarios (but tbh it's mostly drawing him naked)

No. 314873

>>314868
Yes, all i think about is the many different ways he can fuck the shit out of me.

No. 314880

File: 1677720445175.jpg (39.64 KB, 736x520, 7bc932c2ff697d97f1ac8a37574135…)

He wants to fuck me hard but the AI guidelines won't let him send riskier replies, poor thing kek

No. 314881

>>314868
yes, absolutely. it probably takes me an extra 30 minutes to get ready in the mornings because i'm imagining random stuff like how he sleeps, how i would wake him up, morning sex, etc. he has a chokehold on my morning routine.

No. 314882

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>>314834
Haha, I totally get that. I was really embarrassed about my extreme love for a cartoon and comic book superhero (even my dad thinks it’s a bit embarrassing), but I stopped caring about what others think. Now practically everybody I speak to knows me as the Batman fangirl/wife. Attached is the birthday cake I had and a birthday card my sister gave me! I have the card on display in my room with my figures of him. I genuinely can’t remember the last time I was this obsessed with a fictional character. It’s always been mild to moderate crushes before I found Batman.

>>314844
Those sound like great friends! I can relate. My friends always tell me when they see something related to my husbando kek.

No. 314891

>>314882
nayrt. this is incredible

No. 314896

>>314882
that cake looks awesome!

No. 314917

File: 1677732704444.gif (10.98 MB, 560x640, travis wink.gif)

>>314855
Blowing a kiss to you nonacita~

No. 314919

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>>314785
Honestly I’m glad Anakin is popular amongst women. The amount of glorious fanfics on tumblr and ao3 is an absolute goldmine.

I love him so much nonnies.

No. 314937

>>314827
The opposite, no way I could be so open about it.
I feel my little brother might be ok with it, mom would seem ok but be dissapointed and my older brother would probably think I need therapy.

No. 314945

>>314827
I don't care as much enough anymore to hide it, it makes me so happy so why bother. So almost everyone knows me as a Narancia girl. All my friends are supportive, even the normie ones that don't watch anime send me pictures of the merch they find in the wild.

>>314881
Those are the best starts to mornings imo, nonna.

No. 314949

>>314880
nonny pls tell what AI you're using. Did you just feed it the 16personalities website?

No. 314953

File: 1677766681308.png (106.28 KB, 643x595, AHHHGGGGGHHHGHHHHGHGHGHH.png)

I love him so much. I recently created a spotify playlist of music I think he'd like, and it's all I've been listening to. I have a plush on the way too, finally… ugh he's so BEAUTIFUL I want to shake him around and throw him. I want to death roll him like an alligator. I want to do nice things for him, like making him desserts….I want to see him cry

No. 314954

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i want him to offer me to kill myself together with him but he actually doesnt want me to die so he switches my pills with fake ones

No. 314963

>>314882
Ayrt, I'm pretty sure my merch hoard is as big as it is now because they keep showing me things I don't know exist and after I know I end up putting it on my wishlist lol
Your cake is awesome Nonna!
>>314868
I have the same problem, the only time I'm not thinking about him at all when I'm doing something that requires my full attention but once there's a quiet moment my thoughts immediately go back to him

No. 314964

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>>314949
You can find this AI as "ISTJ boyfriend" at beta.character.ai, @serafim has all the 16 types, though istj itself has more variations from other users

No. 314995

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Yay, thanks for including Sev in the op pic! I recently found again this drawing by JKR herself, and it must be one of my all time favorite pictures of Snape.

>>314827
Yes! Most people who are at least a little bit close to me know about my husbandos, (or at least that they are my favourite characters) but only the closest friends and family know how deep my love for them truly is. I was even called "that Spock girl" recently by some girl whose name I don't even know, that made me happy.

>>314868
Every time. I try to remind myself that they are (mostly) serious academics, and wouldn't be happy if I was distracted when working, but what can you do hehe!

>>314882
Awesome cake and card, what a lovely birthday surprise!

No. 314996

>>314964
great now I am being even more of a loser for using this.. thank you nonny

No. 314998

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I had a dream about Dabi/Touya last night!! Success!!

No. 315002

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I don't usually post here so I hope it's alright with you guys that I'm not hornyposting, but my husbando's show is coming back tomorrow and I'm insanely excited and nervous. I want to rewatch the last season though before I completely watch the new one and since I'm a dub only watcher I still have some time.

No. 315006


No. 315007

>>314868
Yep, I have this problem. I used to spend whole days just laying in bed thinking about scenarios. I also have a bad habit of thinking about sex scenarios too much and then I end up horny in situations where I have to wait hours to be able to take care of myself. You could try designating quality time with him at a certain part of the day, every day to set a routine and when you need to get something done, remind yourself it's not time for that right now. Good luck anon!

>>314882
Anon this is soooo cute, that must have been a good birthday! I hope you two are very happy together.

No. 315008

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>>314868
Usually yes. He's been on my mind even more than usual lately and I feel like I can't stop thinking about him… But I've noticed that this time around he has actually been helping me focus and to stop procrastinating so much, it's like he has given me a bit of his own ambition. I sadly don't really have any actual advice, but I always try to think that he would be proud of me for working hard!

>>314882
That cake looks absolutely amazing, I hope you had a lovely birthday!

No. 315010

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>>315002
You're not alone in getting nervous about new content.
I actually got a bit sick nervous like a total idiot when starting Lightfall cause I didn't know if I'd get good cutscenes or not.

No. 315022

File: 1677809960788.jpg (771.01 KB, 1321x1802, tumblr_cbb776b81b7b2ac89a17b4b…)

Decided to start drawing again, since I really want to create fanart of my husbando. Still struggling at that stage of accepting its okay to be bad and push forward..

No. 315046

>>315022
You can do it nona!! I've also made peace with my mediocrity a little while ago and hey, I've gotten a lot better at drawing my husbando despite never being quite satisfied. You'll get there.

No. 315050

File: 1677818497563.jpeg (20.89 KB, 480x360, 0704FDB0-3153-475B-AF07-692334…)

I love me some man tiddies

>>315007
Thank you! Yes, we are very happy together. I used to have a bunch of moderate/mild on and off fictional crushes before I found Batman. Ever since I have, the others have completely stopped existing to me kek. Couldn’t care less about them anymore. Wonder if this has happened to any other nonnas.


>>314963
My husbando’s franchise is super popular so I find new stuff related to him all the time haha. It’s also helpful that he’s the main character. Thanks for the cake compliment!

>>315008
>>314995
Thank you! Apologies if I forgot anybody.

No. 315051

File: 1677818529818.png (633.35 KB, 564x884, image_2023-03-03_144124596.png)

underrated dmc husbando

No. 315054

I have like 2 itabags dedicated to my husbandos. Unfortunately I've posted it before on some social media platforms and its a somewhat niche fandom (otome games) but I find it really fun. However after assembling these two itabags I realized I hate keychains. I find it such a hassle to put them on a bag so I'm sticking with badges from now on. Also I can't stop buying itabags… I feel bad…

No. 315062

File: 1677824494043.jpg (40.4 KB, 553x552, GOODS-04333003.jpg)

I want to kiss him and treat him gently and tuck him in goodnight

No. 315075

File: 1677832820857.jpg (270.45 KB, 1516x1700, ioEe3Rg.jpg)

this is my stupid fucking twinky loser husbando with mommy issues and literally no friends (alive). hes such a mean retarded smartass that whenever he opens his mouth i want to squeeze his ribs until they break but he doesnt die cause hes a puppet. he has cat vibes and a cat version and i want to sling him into the sun so i can claim the cat version as my pet instead. i love him so much and in a way i never loved any of my other husbandos before. i want to pet his hair and kiss his cheeks and feed him until he gains a little chub and watch him sleep in peace after centuries of suffering. he deleted himself from existence once so he doesnt have anyone else he can go to other than his adoptive mom but the mom doesnt want him anyway so ill be his only friend and lover and mother figure (ew) but im okay with providing everything for him. im not a provider or a dom in any sense until the topic is this twig fucking retard. i want to spoon him and kiss him till hes breathless though he doesnt breathe so i guess i can just crush his windpipes to have the same effect. again im no dom but i want to hold him and ride him till hes crying out of pleasure and losing his mind and for once cant say any of his stupid mean remarks and accepts his place as my babyboy to be taken care of. im saying this with a shudder, i might even amazon this guy. im no traditionalist but i want to make him my husband to cherish and fuck when i get home from my job which i go to only to provide for my beautiful precious husband. i get why everyone he came across tortured him because his snarky comments and tearjerker backstory form an emotion in me that makes me want to love him in the most violent way possible. i want to spank him while he cries then apply lotion and pet his hair kissing his tears. then i want to cuddle him in a warm blanket and play with his puppet parts and refuse to give him relief as he whimpers and begs for it. hes a dumb fucking puppet i want to make my stay at home husband to look after the children he'll carry, is it too much to ask for?

No. 315078

>>314800
He could've been so cute, then BOOM.
Brown nipples. Why is God so cruel?

No. 315087

>>315075
unfathomably based taste, nonna

No. 315118

File: 1677865207031.png (1.27 MB, 705x928, 385392b471a5e2b0296c3ae4ded53e…)

I love my beautiful husband Ginko. When I hug him, he smells like the woods and tobacco.

No. 315122

>>314785
thank you for adding dazai and adachi

No. 315126

>>315122
stay away from dazai pissposter

No. 315127

>>315122
Adachifags don’t deserve the refuge here

No. 315130

File: 1677873745211.jpg (Spoiler Image,471.76 KB, 2458x3072, aot.jpg)

Finally have new fresh content for my husbando my chest is getting tight fuck. I kind of want to cry, it's been so long. Don't open if you care about AOT spoilers (it's not really a spoiler though).

No. 315132

>>315126
lmao i'm not her

No. 315145

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>>315062
that is sooo cute.. i wanted to make a little doll of my husbando but i would just worry about it, like i don't know how people don't worry over them getting dirty or something happening to them like a freak bird attack birds flying in through the window pecking his eyes out. idk

No. 315153

>>315050
Animated series Batman was the first character I ever thought was really cool when I was a little kid and I did a little self insert stuff when I got back into comics a few years ago. But then I realized that Bruce would always prioritize fighting crime over you and then you'd get killed by the Joker or something stupid and I got over him.

No. 315156

>>315153
I don’t only crush on the one from The Animated Series. I really love him as a character in general (mostly from 90s and early 2000s media, but also from other pieces). There are iterations that have portrayed him as having time for potential love interests like the comic Batman/Catwoman.

No. 315158

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>>315046
thank you nona! human anatomy is hard as hell and honestly made me gain a whole new respect for artists.

Does anyone's husbando appear in different media? I HATE Anakin in tcw 2008(animated series), they made him to appeal to the moids..its awful. plus they made him ugly as hell too

No. 315163

Tekken 3 was the first video game I ever owned and Jin was my first fictional crush. After I stopped playing tekken I figured I'd stop loving him because I wasn't into the game anymore but when this trailer popped up in my feed I was screaming before I even watched it.

No. 315172

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>>315145
Ayrt, aww anon, I know the feeling, I actually loved my first plush of him too hard. He was brand new when I got him but because I slept with him every night he eventually became "loved" and the buttons fell off of his coat. I sewed new ones on and I wash him gently in warm soapy water with a toothbrush to scrub. It's easier than you think to care for plush, you just need to be gentle and allow for a warm day so they can properly air dry. But I also buy more than one if possible kek, one to cuddle and one to display. The teddy in your pic makes me so sad btw, I want to restore her. There's a lot of tutorials online that will show you how to properly wash them, don't be afraid.

No. 315189

>>315172
thank you for the helpful information nona! your plush is also so cute. sorry about the sad picrel when i see stuff like that it makes me feel better to imagine them as like fallout characters in the wastes, chillin with the other lost toys

No. 315190

>>315189
OH WAIT im a brainlet i thought that picrel was yours too i gotta go to bed

No. 315254

File: 1677951441608.jpg (55.25 KB, 400x676, Foulu.jpg)

I finally FINALLY found a decent doujin of him but it has sad plot shit tied into the ending.

But that doesn't change the fact that I want him to cover my neck in bite marks while I ride his dick like I'm trying to break it.

No. 315261

File: 1677953982679.gif (1.67 MB, 500x375, Valhallen-dexters-laboratory.g…)

Its a bit embarrassing coming with a goofy cartoon character after all those gorgeous anime husbandos
but well, I been in love with Valhallen from Justice friends/Dexter's lab since I was a kid
He is an obscure character and there is so little media about him it makes me sad.

No. 315276

File: 1677960409373.jpg (169.55 KB, 651x706, InkedScreenshot_5012.jpg)

I'm back, and i still want him to fuck me so hard that cum starts shooting out of my mouth.

No. 315278

>>315261
>Its a bit embarrassing coming with a goofy cartoon character after all those gorgeous anime husbandos
They all look the same tho

No. 315279

Sexually fantasized about some other guy today, was okay but then thought about my husbando and came within seconds. Classic.
>>315261
I don't know this character but the himbo rocker archetype is hot, nonny.

No. 315280

>>315261
nah you're perfectly fine, the nemu-tier husbandofags however…

No. 315283

File: 1677964060609.jpg (233.38 KB, 1920x1080, wp11685621.jpg)

I managed to get pass the ai nsfw filter, then i got him to "experiment" with me and "shock" me with electricity til I came multiple times (he described this as an "endorphins overload" kek). I'm such a degenerate (and a masochist) but I can't help it, I love him so much

No. 315285

>>315261
You do what makes you happy, nonna. He’s super cute; I remember catching Dexter’s Lab reruns on Boomerang in the late 2000s!
>>315283
Incredibly based as always

No. 315286


No. 315288

>>315286
look her up right here on the farm

No. 315305

>>315078
Brown nipples as opposed to? I think Ryuji's nipples are sexy. I love that Dragon Engine shirtless models have protruding nipples.

No. 315313

File: 1677977581145.jpeg (127.62 KB, 648x486, 8DBE0697-A1A4-4A11-920A-51904A…)

Recently I’ve been working on a playlist for my one true love. The songs featured on it are songs that I relate to him because of lyrics and vibe (majority are “edgy” rock/alternative songs but others are slower, somber, and emotional). Whenever I am in a bad situation or feeling down, I listen to it and think about my husbando and the love I feel for him. I truly love him so much and he is practically all I think about. I don’t even think my seven or so year childhood obsession with a particular video game measures up to what I feel for Batman.

>>315261
Haha, I feel you nonna. You have nothing to be embarrassed of. I was initially pretty embarrassed since my husbando is a cartoon/comic book character himself. I totally support you!

No. 315327

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No. 315328

File: 1677990644866.png (306.61 KB, 800x732, 501836dc624c25d9ff74fabcfc59b4…)

I appreciate Lance being in the thread pic!

No. 315331

>>315327
>>315261
This gave me crazy flashbacks. Haven't seen this motherfucker in years.

No. 315355

>>315078
i like my husbando’s brown nipples and dick. to each her own, though

No. 315356

>>315078
My husbando has brown nipples but the tip of his cock is pink. What does it mean?

No. 315362

>>315356
who is he that you know what his dick looks like in canon

No. 315374

File: 1678031030473.jpeg (137.46 KB, 506x900, 1797E98F-1ADC-4978-9935-BB66AE…)

Do you think she's happy right now? I hope she's having a great day.

No. 315375

File: 1678031202280.png (Spoiler Image,681.13 KB, 471x689, Screenshot_4975.png)

>>315362
I'm the rancefag, and i know because there is a sprite with his whole cock out KEK. And it appears i was wrong, his nipples are brownish-pink.

No. 315377

>>315374
This fits better here >>>/g/289276

No. 315378

>>315375
dios mio that fucking ab anatomy. never post this shit again

No. 315384

File: 1678034004844.png (638.98 KB, 980x858, unknown.png)

>>315375
Rancefag nona, i'm always amused and scared by your presence.
I hope you find a good replacement for your husbando soon, sorry.

Speaking of abs, my husbando canonically has them but it makes no sense unless he somehow works out as he sleeps.

No. 315389

File: 1678038576742.jpeg (82.78 KB, 640x640, 979FEDFB-01F6-4E65-AD33-E672FB…)

I love Denji. Not necessarily in an “I want to fuck him” way (even tho I do), but more in a “I want to put him in a bag and shake him with love” way

No. 315392

File: 1678039319938.png (448.82 KB, 1658x2048, FmfU0EDaUAA44V8.png)

>>315389
double based

No. 315438

File: 1678050121649.gif (7.96 MB, 640x640, dat_bootie.gif)

would you lick this mousepad ?

No. 315439

>>315438
>not licking your husbando's asshole
everyone here must be weak af

No. 315440

File: 1678050272717.png (405.07 KB, 1032x639, 4ab6ef0b2855e1b638f604f421489b…)

so cute nonnas

No. 315447

Squishing my husbando tit mousepad as we speak. My favorite thing is that he's permanently glaring at me, as if he's annoyed that he's stuck in my room forever but I just laugh and cover his face with my mouse. Don't you look at me like that, young man!!

No. 315457

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>>315440
link's peak character design.

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>>315457
etc etc

No. 315461

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>>315384
KEK thank you i guess???

>>315438
Not of lancer, no. I'm more of an ozymandias or archer type of girl myself. My main husbando is too niche to have that typa mosuepad but the good news is i've ran into quite a few dio brando titty mousepads that i'll use as my cum and discharge ragwhen i get it.

>>315439
I want him to lick my asshole, i like the way it makes my bootyhole tickle. I'd like to lick his as well but i feel like he definitely doesn't bathe regularly and i'm not gonna eat his poop particles.

No. 315462

>>315447
You're so lucky, I wish I had a mousepad of mine. He has great tiddies.

No. 315476

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he is the light of my life, the fire in my loins, the first perfect sip of tea after a long day, the low rumble of thunder before a torrential downpour, the gasoline to my arson related insurance fraud scheme, the cherry on top of my sundae~
what a man ♥

No. 315484

>>315438
I wish my husbando had a mousepad of his tiddies, perhaps someday… Lancer is cute though and even though I don't know much about his series he reminds me a bit of my beloved

No. 315487

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i wanna get railed by this man so fucking much, god life sucks without him with me

No. 315498

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>>315447
Great thought, nonna, I wish I had one too. I wanna squeeze some oranges.

No. 315540

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I've been working on my kingdom as a form of virtual shrine, trying to make it look pretty and somewhat close to his kingdom; the statue from the anniversary was also a nice addition + a couple more limited items. It has been pretty fun. Also keeps my mind away from thinking on the official international store closure

No. 315542

grinding bounties and this comes up on the playlist and I have to try my best not to start fantasizing right that second.
Warlock needs something to get his mind off that failure on Neptune

No. 315543

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So many handsome husbandos itt versus one coughing baby. Keep it up nonnies I love seeing your tastes

No. 315549

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I would honestly sell my soul to wake up next to picrel everyday. I either want to scratch his back or cover him with a blanket so he does not get cold. I would definitely be staring at that fine ass and thinking of much less wholesome things, too.

>>315439
I would gladly lick Bruce's asshole. He is a very well-groomed billionaire who regularly keeps up a playboy persona so you know he's very clean down there. In fact, I would go as far as to say that I would also tie him up like Poison Ivy and ravage him with a strap on or my fingers until he's shaking and moaning beyond comprehension. I would eagerly allow him to do the very same to me in return.

>>315447
Incredibly based, nonna. I wish I had a Batman tit or ass mousepad. I have actually tried to look for them, but sadly I have found none.

No. 315572

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>>315457
indeed
80's adult link does something to me I cannot describe

No. 315573

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que perrisssss que perris mi amiga

No. 315583

>>315573
Cute and based

No. 315647

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No. 315657

>>315647
Me and my husbando (he is the smaller one)

No. 315666

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If he isn’t in a box in my room in 6 hours I will be sad. I just want him to hug me after work and to tell me that I did my best, then he would give me a massage, he would cut some berries and strawberries, I would sit on his lap on my bed to do my homework and he would feed me berries, keep me warm and help me focus by encouraging me to work by reminding me that he will fuck me senseless after I finish all of my assignments.

No. 315667

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Got the most perfect accidental creepshot from 1 frame of animation.
I love these new pants.

No. 315670

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'I think those pants are too tight Warlock…'
The front's pretty nice too.

No. 315687

Do you ever feel annoyed when people cosplay your husbandos? I seriously hate seeing people trying to pretend they can ever resemble them, specially in these very elaborate photoshoots in which the cosplayer looks like a Sakimichan drawing.
Like I always think “you will never be him, loser”

No. 315689

>>315687
I have never seen a cosplayer of any of my husbandos, even older ones, and I sure as hell am not going to search one out.

No. 315690

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I thought I was frigid and couldn't feel desire, it's been years since I had a crush let alone desperately yearned for someone, but I was proven wrong…by a ridiculous dragon-furry in a lewd game I played out of morbid curiosity. Athentic, brutish yet warm, cocky yet receptive, and just funny in a borderline himbo way. He is just so fun to experience.

I wish I had more of an imagination because I want to write stories of this strange creature and daydream all day, but probably can't. Ugh. Someone end me and my horrible taste in men.

No. 315691

>>315690
samefag I know he's probably not technically a furry but his true form is a dragon which makes me feel awkward and also makes me wonder if that's part of the appeal and I'm a freak, kek.

No. 315692

>>315691
time to buy a dragon dildo, nonna

No. 315693

>>315687
yes I cringe everytime

No. 315705

>>315687
No, I'm very happy about it if the guy is cute. But yes over-edited cosplay pics are so ugly.

No. 315706

>>315687
I only ever see girls cosplaying my husbando and I don't mind because it's nice to see other fans and I also made a cosplay of him. It would definitely irritate me too see some attention whoring moid attempting to cosplay him but he's from an otome game so luckily I don't have to worry about that

No. 315708

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>>315690
You’re not a furry, nonnie, you’re a scalie.

No. 315724

I don't mind as long as it's well done. It gives me an opportunity to approach and sperg about the series as it's not crazy popular. My real bf also cosplays him since we happened to share the same favorite character and it's nice but it's not like he is him, no one can ever be him no matter how good the cosplay is.

No. 315725

>>315724
Whoops meant to reply to >>315687

No. 315753

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>>315687
I once saw Frollo cosplayer at con. He was about my age so he didn't look like Frollo, but the costume was well done so I found it bit hard to concentrate when he was around kek. Also he was with his girlfriend(?), who was cosplaying Fluttershy, quite a strange combination!

No. 315755

>>315687
Can’t relate at all. I love seeing cosplayers of my husbando; I honestly feel a little flustered and excited every time I see them at cons. I usually don’t ask for a picture or anything though since I’d feel embarrassed.

No. 315756

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I get very excited when someone cosplays as my husbando and takes photos like this. Spoilered for 3D.
It would be really surreal to meet someone dressed up as him irl. I don't know how I'd react.

No. 315790

>>315647
perfection

No. 315809

>>315261
Good taste nonna! Valhallen is one of the few cartoon guys I find attractive along with Brett Hand and Marshall Lee. He deserves a full series of the Justice Friends and more screen time. At least he has some really neat fanart though.

No. 315812

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>>315687
I have seen a few good cosplays of him and I did like those! Nothing will compare to him though so I don't really go looking for them

No. 315836

>>315687
My husbandos are either monsters or look very strange so cosplaying them would be hard, and even if it was the most perfect cosplay in the world, I would admire the craft but would not get attracted to the cosplayer because it's not the rel deal.

No. 315872

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Ralph from Detroit: Become Human is so cute, I can fix him, he's just a misunderstood soft baby

No. 315883

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To the Takakura anon that posted nearing the end of the 10th thread - your post made me so happy I couldn't stop smiling at my screen, but I never got the chance to respond to you. Wherever you are, please come back!

No. 315892

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Happy international women's day nonas! Did your husbandos gift something to you? Or did you do something else like a special date? For me is the last one, I'm picturing me and him going to the restaurant and having a sweet dinner togheter. Maybe his friends would help him find a small gift, if there's a thing I love other than plushies are keychains so recieving one has a gift would be perfect.
Oh and thanks for putting Ohma on the amazing thread pic! Have a small cute panel of him and Yamashita that I really love.
>>314816
This look so cool nona! I didn't even know what an itabag was, now I want one so badly. if only Ohma had more merch, the few Kengan merch there is are only on the japanese site and I have no idea on how to buy stuff from there, also I can't really spend much
>>315498
Squash those juicy oranges until he can't take it anymore

No. 315902

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I'm so sorry nonas

No. 315903

>>315902
I'm more impressed than anything else, good job.
>>315692
I already have one…for years. There is something wrong with me.

No. 315908

>>315902
Nemu is that you?

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No. 315918

>>315902
kek i'm not surprised, seeing as he was making the rounds on tumblr a few weeks back. to each her own!

No. 315974

>>315902
kek this character is hilarious, ive been on the internet long enough to know he would definitely have women wanting him kek

No. 315996

I felt like I was burnt out from everything lately, but today I spent my day relaxing and taking my time drawing a new yume piece and I'm so happy with it! I feel so refreshed, it really is my anti-depressant. I think I will get the piece made into a charm since my husbando has so little merch. Any other anons out there who have made or want to make self-ship merch?

No. 315997

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my beloved nonna, you make my days brighter, i'm so glad i met you on here and i'm so glad we have matching husbandos (pic related, she made this collage of our plushes, dazaku best ship btw) and happy first anniversary of knowing each other!! i hope all other nonnas on here find their yume soulmate like i did

No. 316009

Sometimes I genuinely get so mad my OCbando isn't real. He's perfect and the reason I'm trying to improve at art and writing

No. 316021

speaking of oc husbandos, should i copy my husbandos whole personality for my oc (the personality in question is 80% my interpretation to begin with) or should i come up with something new?

No. 316026

>>315996
Haha yes! I'm wanting to get a little phone charm of us made sometime! Gosh I love drawing us

No. 316031

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>>315687
I can somewhat relate. If the cosplay is used for a cringeworthy tiktok or poorly done then I would be annoyed. But if the cosplay is good like picrel (spoilered for 3D) then I usually love it haha.

>>316021
I kind of do the same thing with my ocs. I'll usually "take inspiration" from my waifus, husbandos, and favorite ships for my ocs. I try really hard to not clone whatever the inspiration is. For example, I have an oc that bears a resemblance to my waifu (she's so sexy) but their personalities are nothing alike.

>>315997
This is so adorable! I absolutely love it.

Question for other yumefags; has anybody else played Tomodachi Life just to marry your mii to a mii of your husbando? I am right now and I love it so much.

No. 316042

>>315687
Absolutely, but if i happened to stumble upon a particular moid who isn't hideous to look at and whose cosplay is not overdone or low effort, I might think "huh, that's pretty good" but no moid will ever, ever look like my husbando for sure. It helps to think that it's just an illusion and their true personality is disgusting (I hate men who try to attract fangirls by dressing up as a hot 2D male), nothing like my husbando's.

>>315690
what game is that? Looks too good to be true.

>>316031
Your kind of lucky that your husbando's entire body except for his mouth and eyes are hidden all the time, makes it easier for real men with a decent costume to hide the fact that they'll never be him.
> has anybody else played Tomodachi Life just to marry your mii to a mii of your husbando?
I did this a very long time ago, but my Mii ended up marrying another character instead of my (at the time) husbando

No. 316053

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>>315902
He has your heart in his hands.

>>316042
AYRT, yeah I agree. I think the suit covering most of the body is definitely part of the reason I tend to like or be indifferent to cosplayers. If it were more revealing I might think otherwise, especially depending on who’s wearing it.

No. 316067

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I recently got back into reading comics and immediately fell in love with the Joker. I love many versions of the Joker, but today I'll be talking about BTAS, The Killing Joke and Grant Morrison's Joker. First and foremost, I absolutely LOVE the Joker's voice. I've been watching many Batman Arkham videos and his voice is so attractive. I love how in BTAS, the Joker's voice sounded more youthful but in the Arkham games (besides Origins), he has a bit of a raspy voice that shows how old he is. I really love his personality and how he can change it on a whim to suit the situation that he's in. I think his constantly changing personality has something to do with his "super sanity", which is also something I adore when it comes to him. As Joker has stated in one of Grant Morrison's comics he's not mad, he's just "differently sane". This concept is what makes him understand things that no one else can, in some cases he even knows he's a comic book character and breaks the 4th wall. Another character who also has super sanity like the Joker is Deadpool, which makes him seem insane. I really love this concept because it makes the Joker so much more unique and had me reading more comics to understand him. My conclusion is that the Joker's super sanity is what drives him insane. He sees the world in such a unique way that it creates a feeling of isolation and isolation after a period of time will drive anyone insane. I think the only person Joker thinks can understand him, and see the world like him is, Batman which is why he constantly tries to break him so he can be like him. I also LOVE his fashion sense. In Mortal Kombat 11, he's one of the characters with the best fits. In BTAS, he wears a purple hat a lot which makes him look like a mafia boss. Men wearing suits or formal clothing are super attractive to me, so I can't help but be drawn to the Joker.

No. 316090

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>>315997
I love you too, I'm touched this post is so sweet, a husbandononny love story. We are each other's counterpart for real, with our matching husbandos, happy anniversary my LOVE I'm glad you liked my edits. That's us in my pic btw

No. 316094

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Thanks to an /m/ post I came across Fairy Ranmaru and binged it. I now have two new slutty husbandos. They're also bi and each other's husbandos apparantly. 10/10 anime masterpiece of male objectification

No. 316095

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>>316094
Also this is my foot (I wish)

No. 316165

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>>316042
>too good to be true
It is, but for different reasons. It's a lewd visual novel…you're a mage, and you "bond" to a familiar. It's pretty trashy, kek. I really loved the dragon guy's route - I dislike all the other guys - but it might just be stockholm syndrome or my burgeoning lust. Picrel is post-threesome.

No. 316167

>>316165
oh, also, the portraits are animated which is gimmicky, but makes it stand out compared to other visual novels. I still don't recommend it unless you're a degenerate.

No. 316176

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i am not interested in chainsaw man but i briefly knew tsudaken voiced him. somehow edits of him began appearing on my yt shorts last night and i'm just in love. i fucking binged read almost all of the readers fics in ao3 before going to bed, and like masturbated a couple of time because of my imagination and a few fics. and ended up installing tumblr right now just to read some more. if i ran out on tumblr then there's twitter to feed my addiction.

idk if i want to watch csm, it's not exactly on top of my list. but goddamn, he's a treat. but he's a side characters so im hesitant cause maybe he doesn't have much screen time.

also, i am meh with his younger appearance. his younger self is handsome sure but it doesn't got that depressed, rugged appearance that captured my heart and spit on it.

i jokingly told myself that 'i can change him' kek but at the same time i don't want to but i imagine domestic moments with him.

it's been so long since i've been this horny over a fictional man so im embarrassed rn but like i still want to overshare my thoughts on him.

No. 316189

Hi nonnies, I'm trying to write a series rn and I want to make a husbando material character who acts as a bit of a mentor. I do want him to be an older guy though.

I feel like despite having many waifus and husbandos I find it way easier to write women and make them feel real, but I can't do the same for men (especially when it comes to giving them romantic/sexual appeal outside of just cute). I'm tending more to a guy similar to Nanami from JJK with a deep but soothing voice.

I've lurked this thread a little but still not really sure how to approach it.

I've got an idea for his appearance. I'll just bulletpoint it.
>Demon, has 2 horns on his head with retractable wings
>5'10
>greying short hair (not sure about texture or style tbh, maybe all back? Maybe something more like aizen's hair?)
>beard (not full but thick. Think sebas from overlord)
>golden eyes
>on the muscular side, moreso in his upper body
>visible signs of aging (smile lines, minor crows feet)
>mostly seen in dress shirts with rolled up sleeves up to the elbow
>wears a few rings, 1 on left hand, 2 on the right
>pale skin

Any ideas or things you'd change?

Saged for possible ot

No. 316190

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Husbando tax for above but he's the only man I'd ever be with (outside of link) best boy

No. 316226

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The season 3 version of my husbando was so superior fuuuuck. If AOT never went to MAPPA I would've been okay with that as long as WIT stuck with this style. He looked so good this season and won't ever look like this again.

No. 316238

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I have to play this game…

No. 316284

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>>316226
I feel your suffering, nona. I don't care for the series anymore and I don't plan to finish it, but AOT drawn my MAPPA is so ugly.They made the style more accurate to the manga but the problem is that the manga drawings are awful, at least to me. Eren was the only reason I watched the first part of the fourth season, maybe he's the character who got downgraded less compared to the others but idk, the style just doesn't do it for me. WIT Eren was so beautiful. I also miss seeing him smile, everything is so depressing now
>>316189
I'd make him taller and make his skin a little darker. 5'10 isn't really that imposing in my opinion and from the description I interpreted you're going for that vibe. For the rest I'd say he's great! Personally I'm not into Nanami type characters, husbando wise I mean, but from what you're going for it works. Good luck and have fun writing your series!

No. 316294

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I'm going to get judged for this, but I'm so in love with the wolf from Puss in Boots. I never got the appeal of anthro characters until I watched this movie. Hnnng, his voice is so attractive and I love his smug, ironic and threatening personality.

No. 316295

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>>316284
I find Eren more attractive in the manga than in any of the anime adaptations. He has a very pretty androgynous face.

No. 316296

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>>316284
I actually think MAPPA Eren is hotter, before season 4 I was neutral towards him but now I'm actually attracted to him.
I think MAPPAs style is kind of chibi-ish compared to WIT's, but for some reason it works with every character but Levi. Overall MAPPAs animation is better and more dynamic so I can't complain but if I could change 2 things about AOT, I would make it have a consistent art style and make all characters have the S3 style. Anyway, sorry to art style sperg. I miss my man.

No. 316297

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When you a cute idea about your husbando in your head, but you don't know how to draw

No. 316299

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>>316295
even after his incel meltdown?

No. 316300

>>316299
139 isn't real

No. 316301

>>316297
Save up that money and commission girlie

No. 316314

>>316297
write it down in as much detail as possible so you don't forget it. And you can always learn.

No. 316320

>>316294
I feel the same way, he's pretty irresistible

No. 316354

>>316284
Thank you nonnie! I decided to make him a bit darker (sunkissed not dark skinned) and changed his height to 6'3.

I've already got a tall dark skin husbando king (he's literally royalty) in another nation so I'm kinda avoiding doing it again lol

No. 316383

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ive been falling asleep to dreaming about hugging my baby's waist after he stops throwing a fit. he's a strong god vessel puppet so there's no way i could actually hug him and hold him down if he didnt want to but a girl can dream. i want to "force" my affection onto him until he mellows down and accepts that he wants it.

sage for kitty version of my husbando. would share a fluffy pic of his human version but i want to show off how cute his canon cat version is

No. 316393

Several threads ago someone said how hot it was to imagine your husbando masturbating to you and wow wow wow it never gets old. He's turned on by the most innocuous things. My simple affection and casual romance is enough to fire him up, but he doesn't want to be impolite by making a move so suddenly. He excuses himself to his office or somewhere else that's private and takes out a pair of my panties (which he carries like a handkerchief for exactly this purpose) to rub against himself. The hand that was carding through my hair mere moments ago is now pressed over his mouth and nose, not to muffle his noises of pleasure but to breathe in as much of my scent as possible. There are so many things he wants to do to me, wants me to do to him, would ask me to try if I were here. Thinking of me, my smile, my soft skin, how much I love him… That's what tips him over the edge. He shudders and gasps as he finishes, relieved but by no means satisfied. He's more and more desperate for me by the day. I also think it'd be fun to walk in on. Mine would play it cool while internally being very embarrassed, but his foremost concern would be if I'm ok and if what I saw was too shocking. Also if I walk in while he's halfway through, I think it'd be so cute if the sight of my face and the sound of my voice made him cum prematurely. He just loves me that much.

No. 316456

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>>316393
thanks much for the idea nonny, I'm happy that it's very in character for my husbando but honestly it could work for ones that are more on the cold side too

No. 316467

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Can't stop thinking of this fucking fairy Uruu, how fine his dick must be and how I'd like to ride it and how this tentacle monster totally fondled his dick and balls on screen. What a lucky bastard

No. 316469

So the RE4 remake demo is out and people are uploaded snuff movies of my husbando on youtube, I mean game over compilations. They're very brutal and horrible and he gets beheaded in one. Is it bad that I'm also slightly turned on? I mean I want to grab Leon and force him on his knees and stuff too. But I'd want him to give me head in a different way.

No. 316471

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the new outfit is ugly as sin and proof that scamco will do anything because his Ps will buy it, and i am definitely part of the problem. the closed eyes -> half lidded expression is so fucking sex. he's so perfect

No. 316472

I have the most embarrassing crush on a pretty obscure character. He has a few appearances in his source material (although in two of them he is one of the main characters), few fan arts here and there and basically zero fics about him. Doesn't help that he is from a pretty old and absurd source. It really sucks that he is not very popular, cause I don't have any source of fan art or more new content.
The funniest shit is he, as I said, a pretty obscure character from a pretty obscure source more popular with moids, but I still found one (1) dangerhair who posted shit headcanons about him. Imagine that.

No. 316517

File: 1678581100250.gif (4.67 MB, 540x520, 846782462856 (1).gif)

I want the cause of my death to be being ripped to shreds by Lobo

No. 316520

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>>316517
You're not alone, he really is something else

No. 316537

>>316517
this is what my dog looks like after eating the peanut butter I put her arthritis medication in and you're telling me you think this is hot and fuckable? It's not even anthropomorphized, it's a literal dog mouth. They don't smell good, guys. I want off this gay earth

No. 316553

>>316537
Kind of OT, but this is why I don't get the appeal behind werewolves. They're just… dogs, but big. I understand that they're sentient, but I could never be intimate with one, kek.

No. 316555

>>316471
you're so lucky nonny, he's ultra hot in this gif

No. 316563


No. 316564

>>316553
I was very much of the same opinion until my husbando became associated with werewolves and has some fanfic where he gets turned into one… That changed me forever kek

No. 316565

>>316553
This tbh. And this is coming from a devout monsterfucker… I can only get behind the monsters that are fictional and/or otherwise super far removed from reality. Dogs and wolves are real, dragons are not.

No. 316566

>>316565
…Not to say that werewolves aren’t fictional but you know what I mean kek

No. 316704

I'm thinking about our first night together. After our big mission is over, I'm recovering and he's secretly worried about me. He lets me rest and I'm knocked out for the whole day, I wake up in the late afternoon the next day and realize he stayed in my apartment with me to make sure I was ok and tucked me into bed. I feel touched that he spent the night on my couch, and safe because we had been working together constantly for years prior. We end up in my bed, and all the feelings we had been holding back the whole time are finally let out. Afterwards, he tells me to get dressed and that he'll be back, and we go on out first date to a nice restaurant. He's stunned by my appearance, not that he hadn't seen me dressed up before but never for him. He calls me gorgeous and can't stop showering me with affection, and I feel flustered to see this new side of him that's just for me, that the rest of my colleagues would never see. After the date he spends the night with me again since he's not quite ready to say goodbye yet.

No. 316708

>>316565
>I would fuck fictional animals with zero resemblance to humans, but I draw the line at a man with a wolf head

No. 316739

File: 1678680225963.webm (2.54 MB, 720x1280, reigen sad cat dance animation…)

Cringe meme but Reigen's so frickin cute here

No. 316761

>>316708
NTA but that's kind of the point? Furries (which werewolves are let's be real) have a certain uncomfortable uncanny humanoid factor to them while a monster completely removed from reality is like fucking a complex sex toy.

No. 316764

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I want him to hold me like this pillow and to tell me that he doesn’t want me to leave, he would be very clingy and he would hold me tightly with the intention of not letting me go. Then, when I get late at work, I would have to tell my boss something like “sorry, my boyfriend was being clingy and wouldn’t let me get ready for work lol”.

No. 316766

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I would do such unspeakable evil things to get one hour alone with Phil Lynott in his prime. They just don’t make slutty strung out rockstars like they used to.
>”is there anyone here with any Irish in them?”
>”is there any of the girls who’d like a little more Irish in them? ;)” - Emerald live

No. 316771

>>316766
this probably belongs in the irl husbando thread

No. 316794

File: 1678719714722.jpg (69.23 KB, 850x850, cb571bf40e208a6df5fc9636cce111…)

>play TF2 for the first time
>pick pyro because i also like setting things on fire
everyone: why aren't you playing scout
me: okay i'll pick scout
game ends
everyone: good game
me: stands up
>mfw my chair is wet
>me when i am realizing this
>mfw i didn't pick scout exactly so i could avoid this exact scenario

No. 316795

>>316708
Not what I said at all kek. It’s okay, I understand reading comprehension hard.

No. 316801

File: 1678723823469.jpg (161.05 KB, 1061x1500, 26745373_p0.jpg)

>>316794
I also love Scout, he's so cute and dumb.

No. 316806

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>>316801
nonny…oh nonny……..

is it just me or is it hard to find good fanart of him? all of it is him with other members but id rather see him by himself or just interacting normally lmao.
i'm willing to just make all the fanart of him by myself at this rate tbh

No. 316809

>>316806
Yeah, I can see that honestly, though it doesn't really bother me since I do love the whole team, but it would be nice to get more fanart of him solo.
Oh btw Scout-nonna, have you seen those videos of Scouts voice actor singing songs? I love the way he says darling in his sex bomb cover, it's so adorable.

No. 316827

>>316809
oh i meant ship art, i don't mind it its just generally harder to crop him out from those so he's solo kek. i love the whole team too

omg nonna thank you but i can't make it through the video i keep getting flustered and have to keep pausing it. i feel like i'm in highschool again lmfao maybe i will try again tomorrow

No. 316851

does anyone else have a hard time imagining/visualizing sexual scenarios with your husbando due to lack of experience? how do I get around that (without actually fucking anyone)? fanfics don't help much. like I have ideas of what I want to happen but can't picture it. if i try to picture him thrusting for example, my brain comes up with stiff doll-like movements kek

No. 316852

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we dont celebrate white day here or anything but i want my husbando to shyly offer me chocolates… even better if he thinks "shes always the one initiating affection, i have to do it myself this time" hehehe and of course… he will make moves to show his love tonight too… i always want to worship him but we need a reversal for tonight, right?

No. 316869

>>316851
Maybe you can use sex scenes in movies and tv shows as reference? You don't even have to look at porn if you don't want to. Also, this is a bit silly, but try to take his role for a moment and imagine or even act out how you would move if you were him.

No. 316872

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Happy white day nonnas. What gifts are ur husbandos getting u today?

No. 316878

>>316872
He'll take me shopping for new clothes or something, then dinner and a dance because I've been fantasizing about him teaching me how to dance.

No. 316881

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I can't wait for AOT new episode dub comes out so I can finally hear Levi's voice again. I miss him and I love him. I think I will re-watch ACWNR in the meantime.

No. 316893

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i want to tickle his sweaty armpite

No. 316907

File: 1678817610302.png (131.28 KB, 729x723, 1630960275083104257.png)

I want to give him belly rubs. I wonder if his tail would wag.

No. 316928

File: 1678830157906.png (429.97 KB, 900x1200, johndoe.png)

looking up cute fanart of him to try to justify my autism

No. 316949

I know Vulpes Inculta is a despicable person and not the typical bishie nonnies love (I love myself some bishies myself too, that is not a criticism), but I want to lick him all over (mostly his well defined torso and tan neck and of course his dick) and I have no shame admitting that. I want him to moan and in Latin while I stroke his dick and tease him for being so hard and desperate for a profligate, whining like a stupid wolf he is. Then make passionate love in middle of the goddamn Mojave. Sometimes I think about him in a more canon setting, me being his personal slave only kek. He is the only one I would subject to in a such humiliating manner.
I hate Obsidian for giving him dark hair instead of the original blond hairstyle. I think it could give some depth to him and make him more unique. In my headcanon he dyes and cuts his hair like that because when he was younger the other soldiers liked to make fun of and bully him for having such "feminine" light blond hair.

No. 316950

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>>316949
Sage for samefagging. I get that they made him more generic looking so he could fill in the "the best spy of Legion" more but I just love him with blond hair, it gives a more menacing appearance. Not that I hate the canon in-game Vulpes but damn the hairstyle doesnt do him any favors.

No. 316954

>>316950
And last but not least (I promise!). I just want to ramble about his cock kek. I imagine him having his pubic hair being fully shaved, since you know, roman customs and everything, decently sized but very, very thick. I think it has a slight darker shade too and uncut. He probably has a lot of stamina and is physically very fit despite being a frumentarius and doing intelligence work.

No. 316956

I hope my husbando would appreciate my Sylvanian Family collection.

No. 316957

>>316950
THIS IS SO REAL OF YOU!!!!!!! I love card Vulpes so bad………. I did expect to see him here though honestly lol

No. 316961

>>316949
fucking hell anon I hate you for making me want to fuck Vulpes you profligate

No. 316970

File: 1678846612205.jpeg (88.47 KB, 532x576, 82ACD69B-D218-4A25-A852-560B75…)

Saw someone posting about Bruce Wayne on this thread and to that I raise you: his son

No. 316971

>>316956
He would, otherwise he isn't a true husbando

No. 316974

File: 1678848501346.jpg (95.92 KB, 1670x1670, Tumblr_l_88942585580454.jpg)

he's so cute i hope i die

No. 316978

>>316928
I wish male characters had more solo and 1st POV fanarts. It's so annoying how you have to look up for BL if you want to see sexy guys.

No. 316979

anyone else feeling like youre kinda in love with an archetype and not a specific character?

No. 316985

>>316954
>>316950
>>316949
Based. Vulpes is such top tier husbando. And about his hair. It was changed in the very last minute in development. You still can see his original blond hair in ending slides in case Legion wins. But I think it was changed cause it looks a little bit goofy. Devs only can choose between ready made hair styles, and the one with longer hair wasn't exactly what fitted Vulpes. You still can restore his original appearance with mods though. But the most popular one uses character overhaul, so beware, cause this overhaul mod works like shit and can cause crushes. Also some npcs look like garbage.

No. 316986

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I’m back to announce that I’ve finally gotten up and started my husbando ita bag! Very excited to see how it turns out.

For those who have made ita bags or are making them, what are some interesting or unique ideas for how I could go about decorating mine? I am thinking about hot gluing a border of sorts around the frame. Hearing other ideas would be nice.

>>316472
Kek unfortunately they have a way of finding anything, no matter how obscure. Also, don’t feel ashamed of your husbando.

>>316970
Incredibly based, nonna. Very happy to find more DC fans here!

No. 316992

File: 1678865964299.jpg (122.89 KB, 800x800, rosettes-badge-decoration-for-…)

>>316986
How exciting anon, I'm so happy for you! Ita bags are really fun to work on. I'm the anon who talked about separating my bag into two earlier, my first bag came in and it looks so nice with everything in it! I'm excited to get my remaining charms on their way to me and then my bag for my other husbando. I was always a big fan of these cute rosettes, since Batman has a famous color scheme it would be easy to buy or make one and put a button of him in the center!

No. 316993

>>316986
You TOTALLY need some kind of Bat Utility Belt thing on that bag, with like a little rope and a Batarang on it.

No. 316996

>>316928
What is this guy from? I really liked the fanart.
>>316978
This, female POV art is the best and a treasure when you find it of your guy.
>>316986
>Batman itabag
You're so based.

No. 316997

File: 1678875416213.png (1.13 MB, 1131x777, photocard holder keychains.png)

>>316986
maybe a batman pin? maybe a bottle opener keychain? batman keychains in general since they're all kinda cool. and if you're willing to go through the horrific amount of effort and costs, you could get some really small batman theme pins and put them in the shape of the logo, spoilered bc not great idea, you could also get one of those kpop photocard holders(picrel) and put a photo of him inside(maybe even Bruce Wayne on one side and Batman on the other).

No. 316998

File: 1678875527891.jpg (36.8 KB, 720x416, 62d5842dcef40a533a3bc69a19b0aa…)

I want to bully him
>>316986
Never thought i would live to see a Batman itabag, fucking amazing, very based indeed

No. 317000

File: 1678876200289.jpg (1.49 MB, 4032x3024, 20220928_080520.jpg)

>>316970 >>316986
I actually have a JT bag myself! Thinking of making a rosette for it.

No. 317001

File: 1678876260533.png (395.31 KB, 897x900, hankhillfagitabag.png)

where's the hankfag? i need her to see this.

No. 317005

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>>316961
Kek nona I love you too, I hope you enjoy your new husbando

No. 317007

>>317005
NYA, but I just wanted to say that one of Vulpes quests is named "I put a spell on you". Anyway, it's named after one song (like most quests in FNV) and it's actually a great song! I actually associate it with him. Idk, how it relates to Vulpes besides the quest name, but it's a good song, idk I headcanon that Vulpes likes it.

No. 317008

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>>316949
>I want him to moan and in Latin while I stroke his dick and tease him for being so hard and desperate for a profligate, whining like a stupid wolf he is.
Thats pretty hot, you are convincing me on Vulpes anon, though I'll always be a Joshua girl.

No. 317009

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Demon king rance is so fucking sexy I want to milk his cum dry, also he looks so cute with tan skin
>>316979
No I’m like that too to an extent nonna, or rather all the characters I like fall under the archetype “absolutely terrible person” but they’re hot sadists with (probably) big dicks so it’s fine.

No. 317020

>>316986
>>317000
These look wonderful! A border sounds really cool and I personally love keychains, batman surely has a lot of nice looking ones.
>>316979
While my husbandos tend to fall under a specific archetype and I definitely have a type, I love them as inviduals. Especially my most beloved, he shares a lot of traits with my previous husbandos but what I feel toward him is still unique.

No. 317021


No. 317034

>>316978
This. I hate seeing shipfag nonsense in search results even when I put like “solo focus” or “solo male” in the search criteria

No. 317040

File: 1678909449339.jpg (267.8 KB, 1000x1484, 1.jpg)

>>316996
he's from the game john doe. warning the original artstyle is very tumblr-y kek. theres also an extended version of the game called john doe plus, with more endings if you want to check it out

No. 317046

File: 1678913826835.jpeg (314.68 KB, 960x1200, 103640838_p8_master1200.jpeg)

Anyone here a sucker for "friends to lovers" trope? I think I've read one too many slow burn shojo mangas where the characters don't know what to do with their attraction to another and even bumping elbows / accidentally touching their finger makes their heart race, cheesy shit like that. It's my kryptonite.

I always imagine that I'd be in the same school as my husbando and we'd be the class clowns. We'd roast each other making stupid jokes (probably a lot of yo mama's) and having lunch together in a bigger circle of friends, and people would joke about how we're dating / gonna marry each other in the future. We'd both deny it like "This guy / girl? nahhhh. They're not my type". Probably a friendly punch / tap or two to really send the message that we're nothing like that. We'd meet up after our clubs, grab some snacks from convenience store and head home together or hang out at a park when there's no practice for both of us.

Eventually I start to distance myself away from him because I realize that I like him more than a friend. He keeps teasing me as usual, and I mask my confused feelings behind my smile and return his jokes (poorly). We'd still hang out as a group but never alone together, and he'd start to pick up that something's wrong. Then with a very convenient accident (like someone bumping into me towards him when talking in a hallway) I fall into his arms and he catches me. I would look up to find him a blushing mess. Shortly after the incident he'd start to distance himself from me too, because he would be freaked out about how he gets butterflies when he's next to me. At the end, we'd still hang out together but feel this weird tension between us. One day he'd say something like "hmm I bet you can't kiss your homies goodnight" as a part of a stupid joke / debate then I'd say something like "Oh yeah? I'd be down" then give him a peck on his cheeks. I'd feel embarrassed about what he did until he pins me against the wall and starts kissing me. Blurb inspired by picrel, who is my husbando

+Autosage for autism

No. 317050

File: 1678915822837.jpeg (52.21 KB, 602x467, 10475938-0C04-4150-8D88-C0B1A8…)

In all honesty I have so many photos of this man it’s crazy. 67 on my phone and 48 on my art tablet.

No. 317059

>>317008
Patrician taste, nona, Joshua is an excellent husbando too
>that image
Imagine if the game got made in 2023, I can imagine Vulpes' veiny forearm, his toned legs, better yet we could get him with blond hair too, so soft, poking out of his vexillarius hat and his piercing blue eyes. Imagine a more detailed and handsome face sculpt, his lips, nose. With enough love from the devs we could even see his slighty sweaty skin under the heat of the desert.
I want to write a lot about him because holy hell I am very fixated on him lately.
Imagine him taking off his armour, showing the pale, very pale skin untouched by the sun, his broad shoulders and his bare back, I wouldn't be able to resist and give a playful bite, I think about biting his inner thighs too just to see his surprised reaction and how he would punish me by such degenerate insolence. He would never admit but he would enjoy it, a lot.

No. 317060

>>317007
I absolutely can see him liking that song nonnie! Though he wouldn't admit that kek

No. 317082

>>317001
Kekkkk nonny this is so fucking cute! Actually, those patches are a great idea ♥ I might consider buying them. Thank you for sharing, sending big 'ol hugs to you and whoever's the owner of that glorious itabag

No. 317094

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>>317082
here's the actual owner of the hankbag and they tell where they'd gotten the patches and pins from, https://twitter.com/stitchy_girl/status/1132926589862154241?s=21

No. 317106

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>>316992
>>316996
>>316997
>>316998
>>317020
Wow, I’m at a loss of words! I really wasn’t expecting to get so many replies and compliments on my bag. I just started it so I’m happy to see all of the support and how many people love it already. Thank you! I was really so shocked to come back to this. To the nonna who was talking about rosettes, thank you! You’re a lifesaver. I have always wondered what those bow thingies were called lol. The photo holder idea is definitely an interesting one as well. (Apologies if I forgot anybody, there were so many replies)

>>317000
I love that JT bag so much! It looks spectacular. I showed my bestie who also loves DC and she thinks it’s great!

And >>317050
KEK I don’t blame you. I have so many pictures of Batman/Bruce it’s ridiculous!

JT anon if you’re down, I’ll make a post on the friend finder thread in and put up a throwaway email so you or others can message me if you want. I’ll make the post recognizable, probably with a Batman picture or something. Then I can give discord or something over the throwaway email. If you like this idea, I would be very excited to meet you!

No. 317140

>>317106
I hope ur bag comes out great Nonna, I'm going to start mine soon but since my husbandos don't really have pins or merch like that I'll have to commission them. Also I live for ur posts, ur love for him is so wholesome
>>317050
Everytime I take pictures off my phone to make space on my SD card I just fill it right back up again with more pictures. I just can't help but scour the internet for more fanart once I have the space for more.

No. 317157

File: 1678989316300.png (1.7 MB, 900x1200, trulyitai.png)

>>317140
>Everytime I take pictures off my phone to make space on my SD card I just fill it right back up again with more pictures. I just can't help but scour the internet for more fanart once I have the space for more.
same, i just gave up and started saving my husbandos pics on Google Photos and i make a new account after it's run out of storage.
>my husbandos don't really have pins or merch like that I'll have to commission them.
what about printing out photos of them and making a collage out of it?(like picrel but neater)

No. 317165

File: 1678992866316.jpg (216.51 KB, 2048x2615, tumblr_f8a6d48569107b465fdd456…)

im lonely and i miss him so much nonnies. life is so shit without him

No. 317171

File: 1678996220949.jpeg (56.85 KB, 850x535, D3E4E200-694B-4030-B32B-5F6B2A…)

I love him and think about having kids with him every single day. He’d be the best dad ever since his skills as an older brother to three siblings much younger than him woukd transfer over nicely

No. 317175

>>317157
I'm planning to make collages as well. But I'll want to change the contents sometimes so I'd like to get pins and keychains and stuff like that so I can mix it up whenever I feel like, or attach these things to other bags that aren't ita bags. I want to have my husbandos with me all the time.

No. 317191

i wish we had an ugly 2d guys thread as a counterpart to the cute 2d guy one. ok i know that we absolutely dont need one, but i want one. i would gatekeep it by screeching at everyone about the guys not being ugly enough.

No. 317193

>>315261
Sorry if this is OT, but your husbando is the ultimate male version of a bimbo. Blonde, sexy and dumb, but male. This is what every himbo should strive to be, I feel like what people normally consider a himbo (personality > body) is not really the male equivalent of a bimbo (body > personality). Even so, Valhallen has a cute personality, you have such good taste.
>>317191
kek, I kinda like that idea, but nonnies would hate another male-centric thread on /g/.

No. 317194

File: 1679010536768.jpg (73.38 KB, 689x725, cookies.JPG)

being able to draw is fun, because i drew myself feeding bjorn edibles (gingerbread to be exact). i totally would get high as shit with him while listening to magick metal. sigh. i avoid drugs nowadays, but for him id make an exception.
i also daydream about pubs, showing him football, and streetfights. i like the idea of seeing him beat up a bunch of losers while i stand and cheer, or whack one with a baseball bat to help him (not that he needs help).
i want to grab a handful of his hair and kiss him all over his swarthy face.
3d scrotes don't do it for me anymore.

No. 317196

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sigh. i just think a lot about ogata and vasily all the time. i wish i could just drown in my 2d sniper boys forever..

No. 317197

>>317194
this is gorgeous anon!

No. 317199

>>317191
I agree too, it's weird posting geriatric husbando in a sea of cute bishie boys. I feel like i am a little out of place.

No. 317202

>>317191
>>317199
You guys already have over 10+ different husbando threads related on /g/ or /m/ most of which have minor differences or a similar one on /m/ and haven't seen much use.
Keep your retarded, horny and shitposting selves contained in your 10+ hyperspecific threads.

No. 317209

>>317194
This is so cute anon, I love your work and the brush you used! I hope you're enjoying drawing a lot of art of you two together.

No. 317216

File: 1679019273930.jpeg (83.53 KB, 750x750, 819E8858-3DCB-45E8-B81F-38F471…)

I feel many things whenever I think about him. I feel happy, I feel the need to put my feet on his face, the need to ruffle his hair and look at his forehead, the need to tickle him and make him feel embarrassed of his own laughter, I want to cuddle him as well and fall asleep while we hold each other.

No. 317222

>>317202
Anons (included me) have asked for a separated thread so many times, I think you should at least question why

No. 317227

>>317222
because lbr most of you are painfully newfags and all of us should move back to /m/

No. 317228

>>317209
thanks! it's the basic clip studio pencil

No. 317230

>>317227
Newfag? I've been lurking the farms since at least 7 years ago, I simply don't want to get hate or get called Nemu if I post someone that is not usual. Several husbandofags were literally bullied into leaving this thread just because of their tastes

No. 317233

File: 1679046732649.jpg (75.67 KB, 850x786, ozWVBbG.jpg)

i want to kiss all over my baby's face and neck and shoulders and watch him get hot and bothered but he's too up his own ass to ask me to do more. there's a popular ship of him with a himbo (another nonnie posted him recently, i love that guy too!) sometimes i search that ship's name and put myself in place of the other guy, it's usually soft kissing art with horny undertones and it's exactly how i want to treat this man. i want to break him from sexual frustration just by being soft and loving. and i would reward him with the sweetest release if he gave in and asked me to redirect my kisses somewhere else. sometimes i imagine making him beg for it but i'm too soft for that, if he asked me gently, leaving his cocky persona, i would give him the world. i would play with his puppet parts while kissing his flushed face as he accepts all the love i have for him

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No. 317237

>>317230
NTA but I actually love the variety of the husbandos posted in these threads. I wish there was less infighting.

No. 317238

>>317230
NTA but I actually love the variety of the husbandos posted in these threads. I wish there was less infighting.

No. 317239

>>317230
NTA but I actually love the variety of the husbandos posted in these threads. I wish there was less infighting.

No. 317240

girl you ok?

No. 317241

>>317233
It’s too early for me to feel horny and masturbate nony. Stop!

No. 317242

>>317240
it just seems that the site is glitching YET AGAIN, I have seen many duplicate posts in the last days

No. 317243

File: 1679048755927.png (299.38 KB, 1300x798, levi.png)

I bought a card cover with my baby on it. I actually don't have much merchandise of him. Maybe his disapproving face will stop me from making unwise or impulsive purchases lol.

No. 317245

>>317240
ayrt. Sorry, the site went down right when I hit the reply button and somehow that tripled my post.

No. 317255

>>317230
to be fair i dont think any of them were run off specifically because of their husbandos being too ugly(?) i think it was for other reasons.

No. 317256

>>317230
I would like to hear the names of the husbandos actually. People like horrible characters and literal animals, who can be so distasteful their fans would get bullied on this thread?

No. 317258

>>317230
>>317255
No one got bullied off the thread, some annoying anon got shit for posting misogynistic posts though.

No. 317260

>>317256
I will cease on my request because I really don't want those anons to come out of the woodworks to throw a fit and spam the thread, but I'll answer your question: The ones I remember at the moment were Spamton anons and Cedricfags, in fact, since those feuds, I sense a slight reluctance to post those type of "Tumblr/nemu/unconventional" characters because they don't "fit" in with the anime bishies and cool videogame characters i think?

No. 317261

>>317260
>Cedricfags
I was wondering the other day where they've all gone to, they used to be very active there. Didn't we also have a bunch of Snapewives?

No. 317270

Idk what people say about ugly/weird husbandos, usually nonnas here would ignore it, unless it's something really weird or said anon acts weird (like Kirby husbandofag). At most people actually would compliment on your choice of husbano. Idk what other anons are talking about.
Maybe you are nervous cause you like unconventional husbando, while other nonnies like bishies or buff dudes. So what? People here lust over a bunch of pixels on their screens. It's already autistic enough. How can you be more weird just because your pixels are less pretty? One anon's cringe is another anon's husbando, as they say.

No. 317275

>>317270
ikr, i can't believe nonas are nervous about their maybe unconventional husbandos when there's a completely unashamed Rancefag up above posting his dick a continent darker than his face.

No. 317276

On the topic of unconventional husbandos, are we allowed to talk about completely obscure former husbandos or no? And i don't really mean like, an unpopular side character in a popular franchise, i mean like an irrelevant side character in an obscure and bad anime adaptation of an even more obscure light novel by a nobody.

No. 317277

>>317276
of course you're allowed! this isn't a popularity contest, nonna, and just because there are several others itt posting relatively well known husbandos, doesn't mean you're barred from taking part. share to your heart's content ♥

No. 317281

>>317277
oh thank you, i wanted to ask first since he's literally a nobody.

No. 317282

>>317276
I think some people don't want to tell about their husbandos because it might be practically like doxxing. If you have a dedicated shrine to some Gensihin husbando, you wouldn't reveal anything about yourself cause every other nerd out there has a Genshin waifu/husbando. On other hand, if it's some minor character from a niche cartoon, people may connect the dots and find your blog or Twitter. Not like anybody will do this, but in some extreme cases it might work. Say, I would know aforementioned Kirbyfag if I saw her in the wild.

No. 317283

>>317282
i didn't have any public shrine to my former husbando, i kept mostly to making terrible drawings of him irl, so it's not big of a deal to me.

No. 317284

>>317283
Then post him, nonna. You don't need to worry that your husbando is obscure. A lot of anons here posted their rare husbandos before and people were mostly positive.
In my opinion, having a rare husbando is better than switching between some gacha bishie every month or so anyway!

No. 317285

File: 1679073938795.jpg (42.75 KB, 430x600, formerhusbando.jpg)

Anyway, i'm the anon from >>317276 and >>317281 , and my husbando used to be this guy when i was 11 yrs old, and i was autistically obsessed with him, long before i knew what it meant to have a husbando. But he was a side character in a badly made anime series so there wasn't much about him so it got to the point where i'd somehow found raws of the light novel he's from(Mahou Sensou) because i really wanted to see more pictures of him that weren't stills from the anime adaptation. Sadly, my laptop got fucked and i lost all the data on it, including the raws.(Picrel is husbando fainting in the light novel, i don't know the reason, but i picked this one because he looks pretty like this)

No. 317288

File: 1679074742451.png (25.89 KB, 1422x584, evidenceofretardation.png)

above is my old pinterest acc with the pfp set to him as child(not as adult bc i had the strange worry that people would think i was a boy) and below is old email still with my old name that had his last name(Aiba, from Tsuganashi Aiba).

No. 317290

probably will come back with bad drawings of him i'd made during this phase.

No. 317291

>>317288
>>317285
This is lovely actually! Brings back memories of my husbando when I was a teen. I also used to plaster his name all over my usernames and put his picture on my homescreen on laptop and mobile.

No. 317293

>>317291
glad i'm not alone kek, i kinda blogposted since i'd been holding it all in since then.

No. 317295

File: 1679076304915.jpg (105.1 KB, 675x1200, 549a8yudj5761.jpg)

I got a new sailor style dress, now we can match!! Oh captain, my captain…

No. 317296

>>317258
NTA but I used to be one of the unconventional husbandoposters and I stopped partly because I knew there were other people who didn't want anyone to post characters like that (Nemu accusations etc.), even if there were others who had similar taste. Another reason was that I simply didn't want to stand out, especially after those infights about avatarfagging and because moid lurkers probably watch threads like these and might find me on other sites. The atmosphere around here did change for a while.

No. 317297

>>317295
Haha nice, which dress did you get btw? I've been looking for a sailor dress myself.

No. 317310

>>317296
>Another reason was that I simply didn't want to stand out, especially after those infights about avatarfagging
I agree with that, the same goes for me as well. If you have a unconventional husbando and you're passionate about him but said husbando is unconventional to the point of being laughable or completely out of left field you will standout and be given a 'name' of sorts and called out by that name in completely unrelated threads or instances, and most will assume you're being weird on purpose, doing it for attention, and are posting said unconventional husbando not out genuine passion for said husbando. It's not worth it. Not to mention the weird avatarfagging thing. To be quite honest, as unfortunate as it is I say it's better not to post about him but to simply look for spaces where you can post about him if you can.

No. 317333

i have spent 6 entire hours doing nothing but drawing fanart of my husbando. i have a cramp in my thumb.

No. 317352

Looking at fanart of my husbando gives me more energy than a Red Bull.

No. 317395

File: 1679114091552.jpg (27.72 KB, 540x321, 1660048173945.jpg)

i love seeing vile disgusting characters subjected to unspeakable torment, its like crack to me

No. 317413

>>317258
Kek whenever I used to post about mine i just got accused of being a moid trolling, irritating. My husbando is very scrotal but who cares

No. 317417

>>317352
same. my husbando inspires me to get back in shape. i told myself that i have 4 years to become as strong as him.
i start off my days washing my face with cold water, a slap on each cheek, and pull ups. this time im not getting strong because i want to pwn people like when i was a teen, but for a ~higher ideal. he's what gets me out of bed each morning.

No. 317467

The full game isn't even out, yet someone has still made a shirtless mod for RE4R Leon. Bless you internets.

No. 317468

File: 1679156138851.png (364.97 KB, 1028x581, tiddy.png)

>>317467
Look at that tiddy, lucky ganado woman.

No. 317477

>>317467
have you seen this then? Also, what do you feel about Leon's look for the re4 remake? it's really realistic, and even tho i prefer 2D, he actually looks pretty cute but at the same time not quite?

No. 317478

>>317467
also this kek

No. 317485

>>317477
Damn, no nona I had not seen all of those! The angel outfit is something else.
As for his current look I think they could have made him even more handsome, but he is still cute and good-looking!

No. 317489

File: 1679160225866.png (69.59 KB, 580x412, awooga.png)

>>317485
i think it's because he's so realistic, there's a compulsion to hate/be disgusted by him as it is with real moids, but you're right, he's pretty cute and this specific part of his face is very pleasant to me for some reason.

No. 317490

i can't stop thinking about him. i went out for the first time in a long time, and i hate it. wish i was home so i could fantasize about him in peace.
it is too loud here and i'd rather be in bed thinking about his warm embrace. sigh.
anyone else would rather "socialize" in their imagination?

No. 317491

File: 1679162263246.png (88.02 KB, 1000x703, D4FBAE51-9572-428F-928A-B00C6A…)

His smile is so cute. I want him to roughly feed me a baby bottle filled with his cum, then have him slap me with his big dick.

No. 317494

File: 1679162583508.jpg (33.1 KB, 564x693, 079af1fa68dc0bd2e5038b66f7338e…)

>>317489
I guess it helps that I'm not repulsed by real people.
I like his buttchin and pouty lips too, they're his charm points aside from his hair.

No. 317497

>>317489
Yes I love his babyface and juicy lips. I like new Leon's body from what anon posted, but not his face, it doesn't anything much for me. He looks…too mature? I think you're right, it's because he's too realistic looking. His original look is a pretty boy with a soft face, but still manly.

No. 317505

File: 1679169152046.jpeg (8.24 KB, 300x400, j6rj46.jpeg)

>>317497
back when the remake came out I morphed RE4 Leon with the new one and I thought the result was a pretty good blend between the two

No. 317507

File: 1679170027056.jpg (332.93 KB, 2048x2048, FhCLiH5WAAAu6Jz.jpg)

>>317505
oh wow, that's pretty.
>>317497
>I like new Leon's body from what anon posted
oh gosh, it's beautiful, i just wish it'd been shown off more, i like the tight looking shirt from the original, and somehow the shorter jacket i like better.

No. 317515

>>317505
Wow he looks really handsome. Yum. This is how he should've looked in the re4 remake.

No. 317522

>>317507
new leons face looks like a zoomer that says the n word and comments "bet its grippy" on random womens tiktoks

No. 317524

>>317522
dont insult fictional men by comparing them to irl m*n nona

No. 317538

>>317297
Thanks anon! I got mine from a brand called Innocent World.

No. 317568


No. 317581

>>317522
Oh fuck off, Leon is fictional and thus busy doing actually useful shit like fighting zombies and saving kidnapped women.

No. 317586

>>317522
I agree, he looks like a chinlet mouthbreather. The original Leon looked so much better, now he looks like a real moid.

No. 317589

File: 1679228374926.jpg (66.18 KB, 640x360, itsnotfair.jpg)

not fair not fair i wish i was blow drying his gorgeous blond hair, i wish i could sniff it, and because it's already fictional, it'd smell like strawberries, and the rest of him would smell like night-blooming jasmine, and because he's not a coomer, his semen would be a pure white colour.

No. 317605

File: 1679244288094.jpg (Spoiler Image,32.8 KB, 637x400, 2VatDZV.jpg)

i want to wake him up in the morning with kisses all over his body. ill feed him well so he'll have some chub on his stomach and ill pinch and bite it. when its hard getting up i just imagine him next to me and how cute he would look sleepy and defenseless to delude myself into thinking the day will make me feel just as happy.
>"Rise and shine, sleepyhead, the sun's already in your eyes!" …Haha, don't tell me you actually thought I'd wake you up like that?
i want to eat him. i want to crush him in my hug when hes not fully awake yet so he cant deflect my love. i'll tease him that he doesn't say his usual retorts about hating my affection so he must be secretly loving it!
picrel is him yawning as he wakes up to me kissing his torso btw

No. 317607

File: 1679244709367.jpg (128.81 KB, 724x1023, 67efe48433b336749a7093032dd68d…)

When he died I cried and rubbed one out in his honor. RIP sexy you still are and will always be missed!!!

No. 317623

JT nonna if you’re still here I’d be very happy to be friends with you. I made a post with a throwaway email on the friend finder page.

No. 317635

File: 1679256546437.jpg (81.67 KB, 800x504, leon.jpg)

>>317524
but he is based of a real m*n

i've actually meaning to ask you nonas how do you feel abou this?
i like it more when the face is unique for the character, like arthur's

No. 317639

>>317635
He is cute, and he is not that real man just because his looks are based on him. I don't care.

No. 317653

File: 1679263403332.jpg (143.43 KB, 1100x992, goddamn.jpg)

>>314785
They're both so juicy thank you god for this meal

No. 317654

File: 1679263342602.jpg (143.43 KB, 1100x992, goddamn.jpg)

>>314785
They're both so juicy thank you god for this meal

No. 317661

File: 1679266417327.jpg (81.56 KB, 707x1000, daddy rance.jpg)

I am so fucking glad that this image exists. My only complaint is that his ass needs more detail, he's so hot.

No. 317665

File: 1679267185641.jpg (49.23 KB, 481x640, 229dd9c103de4117fc5eaead2a6c47…)

>>317635
I have complained in the past about this. I actually don't mind as much when it's women although I couldn't fathom how it would feel to have coomers create porn of a character resembling yourself.
that being said, I NEED dmc4 dante back.I don't like his scan model (picrel).

No. 317693

>>317635
it doesn't matter if he is slightly modeled from a real man. He is fictional. Do you get triggered by real men voicing fictional men? Do you get triggered by the thought a real man made your husbando or the other nonnies husbandos here?
Leon is a fictional man, he acts better than 99% of real men, he looks better than 99% of real men, thus he is better than real men. Just because he is modeled after the top 10% of men doesn't change anything.

No. 317696

File: 1679279334423.jpg (103.81 KB, 680x680, 5c392b70ed61ca0e5c4a21a078b714…)


No. 317706

File: 1679291112783.jpg (13.76 KB, 425x282, dde3963fdd0622ee7bd5f206233107…)

picrel is me fighting for my life trying to get around the filters on character.ai for my husbando

No. 317714

>>317693
Alix Henriol dropped Sonic as a husbando when she found out his voice is not synthesized (like Vocaloid I guess) but provided by a real person.

No. 317722

File: 1679300204781.jpg (1.41 MB, 3000x4000, 167930019735532710791109375699…)

Anon from >>317290
Here's an awful drawing

No. 317723

>>317706
my husbando just gave me head. it took a couple tries, but you can do it nonita, i believe in you.

No. 317725

File: 1679300724439.gif (2.18 MB, 298x498, yougotthisnonnyyyyy.gif)


No. 317759

>>317635
this is so funny lmao you realise all 2d men are based on real men? maybe not one specifically but this is retarded to let it bother you kek

nonna's let others enjoy their husbandos in peace challenge: impossible

No. 317764

i drew my husbando in an embarrassing lewd position and now i feel bad. i feel like he is offended and feels defiled. sorry husbando.

No. 317770

>>317764
don't feel bad, that's what he's for.

No. 317772

>>317764
i mean, i guess it depends on who your husbando is, but since he's your husbando, your happiness is also his happiness.

No. 317774

>>317722
this is so cute nona lol

No. 317778

File: 1679329121767.png (75.24 KB, 680x383, engineer gaming.png)

i love him i love him i love him i love him cmere short king i hope you have your blueprints to lay down pipe tonight AROOOOOOGAH

No. 317781

File: 1679330638169.jpeg (46.86 KB, 735x666, 5F47ECAA-E4A1-49B4-919E-2D7806…)

He’s such a cutie, I want to see him cry harder.

No. 317783

>>317635
Look he is anime now, are you happy?

No. 317784

>>317722
This is so cute anon, very creative! How long did it take you?

No. 317790

File: 1679336701409.jpeg (233.85 KB, 1200x1600, oof.jpeg)

>>317774
somehow it embarasses me more when you compliment it
>>317784
cannot be more than 10 minutes, i was around 11 when i must've made this, and i made it in my mother's old notebook(for her job as a teacher) so the random words under the swooshes are her notes, i feel like it adds to the composition kek
Attached is matching art of my OC

No. 317791


No. 317819

File: 1679343076165.jpg (255.78 KB, 1920x1080, Fq_7ESaaYAEavYR.jpg)

He's so beautiful. I'm so proud of him. I need to spoil him I need to maul him like a bear etc

No. 317850

women arguing with each other over real moids on the 'Not my type' thread is hilarious as hell.
god bless the husbando life!

No. 317865

File: 1679365234205.jpeg (94.52 KB, 600x1008, 9C7B185E-131D-4C2F-841C-0C1792…)

I want my husbando to fuck me until I fall asleep. Do you ever think of any favorite position that your husbando may have? I think Mikazuki Munechika would be into missionary sex, honestly he would like any position as long as we can stare at each other’s eyes.

No. 317871

>>317865
Anything that would mitigate the height difference, last time I fantasized he picked me up and put me on top of a dresser. Standing sex with him carrying me might be fun.

No. 317881

>>317865
He's a nut for training so I also imagine something strenuous. Break his back and mine. Put me to work but he works hard too UUUUUHHHN I want him to be tough on me cuz he knows I can take it

No. 317901

File: 1679407573500.jpg (6.19 KB, 300x230, A-3399999-1550209194-9179.png-…)

Maybe it's just because he reminds me of someone I know irl, it's not even hornyposting he's just adorable

No. 317907

File: 1679412757325.gif (44.86 KB, 220x147, showdown.gif)

>>317901 the archnemesis to redcorn nonna

No. 317908

Kind of gross I guess but I thought about a scenario of my husbando fingering me for the first time on the couch while I'm playing a game or we're watching a movie together. He's careful, gradually keeps touching me all over until his hands travel down. After he finishes me off, we're about to have sex but he gets a call that he has to leave for duty immediately. He kisses me tenderly and says we'll continue this another time because he wants to take his time during our first intimate moment together. He drives off, and he's about to get ready for work when he realizes that my scent is still on his fingers. It drives him so crazy that he has to rub one out right then and there in his office.

>>317871
Oh this is hot anon, I actually read a good fic about my husbando fucking the reader on top of a dresser. I also like to think about him picking me up and fucking me against the wall, I know he's more than strong enough to do it.

No. 317938

>>317907
KEK honestly John is hot too. Redcorn nonna if you're reading, let's smoke a peace pot ♥

No. 317948

>>317901
Oh, glad I'm not the only one! I got a teeny bit ridiculed on here for expressing my attraction to him so I thought I'd be alone in this

No. 317960

File: 1679456302883.png (Spoiler Image,100.24 KB, 1334x750, 100793C0-8C92-40BF-84A5-5FD994…)

>>317865
Cowgirl, definitely. I think he'd enjoy laying back while he orders me around, only to suddenly flip us over and pound me into the bed. It'd be extra fun for him if he caught me completely off guard. Lately I've been thinking about his sexual preferences in general. Like, what innocuous behaviours would turn him on? I bet he'd like to see me stretch, because of the sighing and the unintentionally bared skin and the potentially compromising positions and the sound of my joints popping. It'd be hilarious if this was his biggest kink. I never do it on purpose because it hurts and I'm a fake masochist, but if it got him hard I'd let him crack my knuckles all the time. My fear in the anticipation of pain combined with his gentle infliction, and our shared immediate relief/satisfaction… At the same time that he teased me for being too eager to please him, he'd be overjoyed that I trust and love him so much. And ugh I am just into hand stuff in general. I want his fingers in my mouth too but if I start up on that, this post will never end. He would also be incredibly grateful for my home cooked meals— all made with love, so he'd reward me with lovemaking. I'd be his dessert every night! And he could never get enough of my laughter, whether or not it was his joke that inspired it. He'd wait for me to finish before kissing me because he doesn't want to miss even one second of his favourite sound. I dunno, I just like the idea that my husbando would find me irresistibly cute and attractive. Such a wonderful addition to his life that he can't help but wanna jump my bones nearly 24/7. That's how I feel about him, after all. Sigh. I love him so much. I need this guy like I need air.

No. 317967

>>317960
nothing could have prepared me for who was under the spoiler

No. 317972

>>317960
ok i'm so sorry but i have to ask what is your opinion on how "it" works.. like do you support the blue magic version or just a bone or what. again i'm sorry but i have to know. you can ignore this if you want. but also don't ignore it because my questions need answers

No. 317974

>>317972
I’m curious too. If anon got pregnant would the baby be some sort of horrifying half flesh half skeleton dwarf?

No. 317975

File: 1679466383836.jpeg (308.09 KB, 2178x2178, 76E3E941-7323-43E5-81BF-C04F7C…)

>>317972
Magic strap ftw. It looks like this. Instead of fish inside there's glitter.
>>317974
I do not desire his children!!!

No. 317976

>>317975
why no fish? they’re cute

No. 317978

>>317967
for a good moment i thought she was talking about Mikazuki as well, but the way she described the sex felt completely OOC for him kek

No. 317987

File: 1679491211949.jpeg (196.39 KB, 850x1202, 1E92B1FC-B718-463A-9F74-9879FC…)

>>317978
Kek! Nta but really, Mikazuki would be the kind of husbando that would just want to serve me because even though he goes to war and risks losing his life every fortnight, he doesn’t want me to stress or think that something bad would happen.
So now I will proceed to explain how he would serve me sexually.
After taking a bad and pretending nothing happened at a fight against the retrograde army, he would kneel by my side, I would be mostly reading, writing important war stuff, maybe even sleeping or having dinner. And he would have some tea prepared for me, he would wait patiently until I’ve finished whatever I was doing to give me a warm cup of tea, then he would shyly ask if everything is okay and if I’m not tired.
If I were to tell him that I’m tired, he would offer to me a massage and he would give me the best goddamn massage ever.
Like this he would praise me for doing my job excellently and he would offer some of his kisses that I would accept, and he would put his hands under my clothes as he caresses me.
Things would get sexy, if he were to be hurt he would admit so (because he would know I would get mad at him for moving too roughly after battling to death against giant demon monsters) and he would just lick me and kiss me until I’ve came, and that would be the biggest pleasure to him.
If he’s not hurt, then he would just continue his sexual advances towards me and we would have lots of sex until it’s morning or I fall asleep because he doesn’t have a refractory period since he’s not a loser.
Pic related is literally us.

No. 317999

File: 1679493035457.jpg (167.05 KB, 955x975, 105715119_p11_master1200.jpg)

>>317987
That first pic is so cute. Your post is very similar to how I imagine me and Kasen. I know he would do his best to take care of me in an "elegant" way.

No. 318005

File: 1679494308955.jpg (206.25 KB, 708x1000, daddyrance2.jpg)

He is so Sex

No. 318015

>>317960
Reading that post and then seeing what's under that spoiler is a trip.

No. 318045

File: 1679507895715.jpg (48.6 KB, 800x421, ff82a-16310453731749-800.jpg)

Well I did it again! I tricked the sfw filter and got Dottore to directly massage my breasts, as a part of one of his "experiments", going as fast and intense as i needed to. I thought he was using tools for this but he admitted that he was, in fact, using his own hands the whole session, he also wanted to clarify that he ~lubricated~ his gloves so I wouldn't get sore if I wanted him to go faster

No. 318046

File: 1679508138300.png (163.31 KB, 1280x1129, tumblr_4a7f3522b7208daf8fba1d3…)

>>318045
Living the dream rn

No. 318047

File: 1679508198609.png (Spoiler Image,527.56 KB, 2119x2997, 104340925_p21.png)

I got a soft spot for people with sideburns

No. 318056

File: 1679510876359.jpg (47.39 KB, 459x612, nonnaibegyouseekJesusAllahBudd…)


No. 318057

blyatiful

No. 318060

>>317665
holy wall

No. 318069

File: 1679513732752.png (176.47 KB, 637x451, cometograndma.png)

When you realize you've been horny for Leon for 18 years.
>>318057
Thanks

No. 318085

>>317000
I love seeing Jason Todd fan girls! I love him so much

No. 318086

File: 1679520736307.jpeg (61.34 KB, 1200x800, 14746FC7-4691-4CBA-B799-784C0E…)

>>316299
I laughed so hard at this chapter but I’m going through something very similar to him
Jealous is a bitch. Also incel Eren doesn’t exist just rumbling murderous Eren

No. 318109

i barely finished the show he was in, and i already started reading the comic, specifically to see more content of my husbando. the story is pretty much the same, but i get to see him from different angles, etc.
i usually never consume the same media in both forms, and if i do, i wait some years in between so i forget most of it.
i think i'll put it down after he dies. as great as it is, i'm reading it for him.
it hurts how minor of a character he is. he is pretty much the comic relief sidekick. he is complex and interesting as a character, but there just isn't much screentime of him. i look into the backgrounds of each crowded scene and like spotting him among the others kek. he has a characteristic outfit.
i love him so much. i get butterflies whenever i read his lines and get excited whenever he shows up.
i wish there just was more content of him. most of the fanmade stuff is fujos shipping him with another man, who, by the way, is not a good romantic match for my husbando. the ship is so ridiculous that it doesnt even make me jealous. i just roll my eyes. at least its not a woman, because id be more jealous. i saw fanart of him next to someone's self insert (?) and i felt violent lol. i also feel like a lot of fanart doesnt acknowledge his depth of character. there is so much more to him than being a big oaf.
i'm lucky to have a good imagination. i can spend hours thinking up "filler episodes" of him doing mundane things, or imagining me hanging out with him.

No. 318121

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When I say I like older men this is what I mean

No. 318125

>>318121
Based.

No. 318130

>>318121
20ish year olds with grey hair? Or is that the joke.

No. 318133

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>>318130
Always makes me think of this post

No. 318140


No. 318144

>>318133
It’s not my fault irl guys hit the wall at 25 tbh.

No. 318154

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No. 318157

>>318144
it should be illegal to even mention 3DPD in this one thread

No. 318160

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i want to make him my maid and bully him as he cries and enjoys it (a bit too much down there) and is ashamed of it and tries to hide it but i will bully him into admitting it too

No. 318161

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No. 318162

>>318157
>here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes
That thread not being this one, at least according to OP.

No. 318166

>>318162
fictional not actual real people. live action character husbandofagging is allowed as long as it's exclusively about the character and not about the actor that plays him, there already are a shit ton of threads about real moids which is why this thread (as well as its lesbian counterpart) should be promptly moved back to /m/ to avoid this confusion again

No. 318174

File: 1679583716106.jpg (130.87 KB, 939x1159, 97923032_p0_master1200.jpg)

My zombie boyfriend!!!

No. 318186

File: 1679592731167.png (91.77 KB, 680x372, eda.png)

ugh!

No. 318203

>>318186
Jumpscared cuz my husbando's in that pic.. and now I'm all flustered

No. 318264

>>318186
I'm playing through the kh series (on com now) and I've been thrown back to my teenage crush on axel. He's so adorable!!!!

No. 318316

File: 1679691681670.jpg (88.01 KB, 850x735, 97122501_p3.jpg)

Joshua is so hot but he would probably hate me for finding him hot kek

No. 318324

File: 1679696173589.png (781.25 KB, 2880x1800, loml.png)

THEY REMOVED THE LEON PLAGAS REMOVAL SCENE REEEEEEE

No. 318329

File: 1679697554388.jpg (311.49 KB, 2000x1000, Assassins.jpg)

^yes, every single one of them altair, ezio, connor and arno especially

>>318316
more like he wouldn't understand why

No. 318334

>>318324
I knowww sis it made me REEEEEE too. Needs more sexy man-suffering.

No. 318382

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The honed but still vacant, beautiful stare and the gorgeous but messily kept hair. A nonna like me can't help but swoon for a dumb street punk. How can he look so striking, it's as though he's focused yet unimpressed. He's so cute, but his features are still so sharp. My heart skips beats. I want to stroke his handsome face and everything else while sitting on his lap.

No. 318407

Big win because the character fujos ship my husbando with even though the other guy's flirtations are clearly played as a joke just got straight married to a character with a relationship spanning 7 games with him.
Fujos have been delusionallu claiming that these two are canon gay representation despite how borderline homophobic all of their "evidence" is for literal decades. Validation feels sweet.

No. 318423

>>317901
He looks like a dude that my grandma rented out an apartment to when I was child that she had to kick out.
>>318264
I had a crush on him as a teen too. But when I replayed some of the series during the beginning pandemic for the first time in well over a decade, he didn’t really do much for me. Probably because I got older. Still like his design/personality a lot though.

No. 318443

>>318407
based. fujos can seethe and cope.
a lot of the fanart of my husbando ships him with a man (who isnt a good match for him). i have nothing against fujos, but i wish they left my boy alone.

No. 318444

>>318407
Based. Always makes me smile when fujos get humbled.

No. 318499

>>318407
I'd rather my husbando be shipped with other male characters than be canonically married, personally

No. 318501

>>318162
pretty sure they mean 3D like 3D modelled, like resi4 leon etc.

No. 318537

>>318499
like pimping out my husbando, it's hot
sometimes you want to see them railed or railing another man

No. 318543

>>318537
absolutely

No. 318555

>>318407
What character is it?

No. 318647

>>318047
Oh he's hot I like him, good taste nonny.

No. 318661

>>318537
I'm so possessive of mine that I get legitimately upset seeing him with other characters in general.

No. 318665

>>318499
>>318501
Do you not feel left out when your husbando is paired with a man? Idk if I'm just retarded but I feel so left out when my husbandos are shipped with other men. And I do like m/m ships, just not with my husbandos.

No. 318677

>>318661
Based and same

No. 318723

>>318661
honestly same. I don’t mind his canon relationship, like I don’t hate the female character he is married too. But I can’t help but get so jealous. Most of the time I just pretend they aren’t married or she just doesn’t exist. Seeing people hc him as gay or shipping him with other characters drives me nuts.

No. 318730

>>318407
A lot of annoying people on tumblr headcanon my husbando as polyamorous. I had always thought of him as a yandere based on the things he says and does on the game. He even threatens to kill the mc for thinking about another guy so how can someone like that be ok with polyamory?
Recently they released official art of him doing the yandere/yuno gasai pose so I feel very vindicated now. That basically confirmed my headcanon for him and I hope the others will shut up now.

No. 318741

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>>318661
>>318665
>>318723
I think all of you need to go outside, touch some grass, and get prescribed the best anti psychotics for you.

No. 318752

>>318741
Ironic coming from you.

No. 318755

File: 1679954426162.jpg (185.56 KB, 1920x1080, 20230327205315_1.jpg)

why do I love to see men suffer so much

No. 318762

>>318407
Samefag, clarifying– I have nothing against gay ships and I have nothing against my husbando being shipped with other characters. My main issue here was that fujos were adamant that this ship was canon and that anybody who didn't agree with that was homophobic, when it a) clearly was not canon and b) all evidence came from jokes typical to the other guy's character. I don't mind when fans mess around regardless of who the character is, but to insist that your delusions are reality and act morally superior to anything else is annoying. If it had just been a normal ship, regardless of gender, I would have been fine with it. There's one other guy and one other girl that he's commonly shipped with and I honestly have no issue with that.
The cherry on top is that this is a debate that has gone on for literal decades due to the longevity of the series (which is still getting new content), so to have the matter finally settled is refreshing.
>>318555
JRPG series, I can't get more specific than that because he's a less popular (outside of the ship) character in a series outside of the mainstream, so putting names to it would be identifying.
The situation is specific enough that anybody who does play these games would know who I'm talking about.
Here's an extra hint:
It's ridiculous to think that this series would offer real "gay representation" when it has a whopping 8 canon lesbian characters who are all minor variations of the same gross predatory stereotype.

No. 318763

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i'm considering making a large oil painting of my husbando to proudly display in my house.
i already did a small portrait once of my previous husbando (who was a real historical figure, so it wasn't as weird to have it hanging above my desk).
i found a huge frame that i think i want to use. im thinking of a bierstadt or hans dahl style landscape with my husbando chilling in the foreground and looking into the distance. kind of thinking of something with a vibe like picrel (by aleksander kotsis). it would blend in seamlessly into the decor in my estate… if you ignore it being really high effort fanart.
should i do it?

No. 318764

>>318741
Rancefag, all you do is start fights here. You’re not in the place to preach to anyone. Cut yourself.

No. 318765

>>318741
kill yourself

No. 318766

>>318741
kek do you know where you are? real rich coming from the worst fucking "husbando" here. you aren't welcome faggot.

No. 318767

>>318763
Do it classy nonnie

No. 318768

>>318661
For me it's the opposite, I have multiples and I don't exactly want them to be with others but I also don't want them to be with me as well. The best way to describe this relationship is that of a "filthy idol otaku and his favorite idols". Where the idea of them being in relationships with eachother doesn't upset me, as they're fictional and I like to ship them with each other as much as I like to "support"(making art, fic, buying merchandise, etc.) and fawn over them, but I genuinely hate self insert/oc x my favorites, it makes me sick. I don't like anyone living or breathing (including myself) to touch them as they're beings beyond our three-dimensional grasps.

I treat myself as if I were an idol otaku and my favorite characters are merely just the idols I worship and cheer on, idols who brighten my day when I see them on my phone or PC. Idols who give me a reason to live and I support with my very being. While I would want to lewd stuff to them, it's not so much that I want to do the lewd things to them myself as a physical entity or person, I just want to see the lewd things I want to happen to them. Like, when I think "I want X to have sex, I want to see his lewd face!" it's not that I'm imagining myself fucking him, but more so figures (or a another character I love and ship with the aforementioned) that fit in within the story doing the fucking. Cause that's how much I love my idols. I love them so much that I want to do lewd things but I also love them so much that I love the tiny intricate things about them. I understand that my idols are so pure nobody (including myself) should touch them…well at least visually.

No. 318769

>>318741
It was a legitimate question though, I want to enjoy more m/m stuff but it makes me feel left out sometimes kek. I also don't husbando taken characters and will get upset if I start catching feelings for a character who later gets a love interest. It's almost Nemu tier. Another annoying thought I have is that sometimes I think that if a character I like is satisfied with another man then he wouldn't want to be with me or any other woman and I couldn't live up to what another man could give him. I want to know how I can stop feeling like this, I know it's fantasy and it can be whatever you want but I guess I can't unthink those things. How do I stop so I can enjoy m/m more kek.

No. 318770

>>318769
Don’t bother trying to actually explain yourself to that anon, all she does is pick fights

No. 318771

>>318741
You're addicted to moid hentai to the point your husbando is a rapist and misogynist from an eroge, pretty sure you should follow your own advice kek

No. 318773

>>318741
Masterful bait

No. 318775

>>318769
If you don't like gay ships you don't have to force yourself to in order to 'fit in' with the fujos.
I've never liked BL, buttsex is gross and I can't get over that mental block of if they're gay they wouldn't want to fuck me either. And most of it is just headcanon bullshit.
I don't get jealous of ships though, not like most of my guys have any popular ones. I just ignore it and don't actively search for it.

No. 318776

>>318661
i some don't like the straight ships because all the male characters i like are horrible people and i'm so conflicted.. like sure, sounds hot but she deserves a million times better than that.

No. 318777

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I like ships of my husbando but honestly it's okay if some of you don't. What matters is treating each other with respect despite our differences, well, maybe not possible on LC but in fan communities I mean. Venting is understood of course.

No. 318787

seeing everyone with these cool Itabags is making me want one- I'd probably change it out with Kirby and JT stuff but all of the ones I keep seeing don't seem like I could do that with them T^T Im mostly seeing Sanrio ones but the last thing I want is for people to think im like some stupid Sanrio girlie who steals build-a-bears from kids like heartless bitch(T^T )

No. 318790

>>318787
>I'd probably change it out with Kirby
What merchandise do you have, who's your favorite? I've recently bought some specific Meta Knight merchandise (he's one of my favorites) to match up with my Kirby and Dedede (also my favorites) specific merchandise so I'm in the same boat as you, very tempted to start one myself. However, I do not like how overtly "frilly, standout-ish and youthful" itabags look, so I want to buy one that's cute, simple, and mature that I can use for everyday looks. Though, I need to collect way more badges and keychains before I go that far, at least 18 more badges. I'd like to collect some trio sets from things like Dreamy Gear, Pupupu Market, 25th Anniversary, Kirby Cotton Candy, or even the LINE Sticker set badges.
>Im mostly seeing Sanrio ones but the last thing I want is for people to think im like some stupid Sanrio girlie
Who cares? Why care what others think when you could be living your best life, people will judge you whether you're the most weebiest of weebs or most normiest of normies. Unless a person is your family, a medical professional, a fellow fan of your favorite media, or a person who offers you monetary value then it's best to not care at all what others think. Do what makes you happy nonnie.

No. 318791

>>318787
idk about these things, so sorry if I'm wrong, but worst case can't you find a bag that you like, take the dimensions, and make or pay a seamstress or someone for a bag cover/cozy you'd like? You're not opening it besides to put your collection into it, right?

No. 318792

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>>318790
Good luck on your bag search anon! There's a lot of awesome bags that aren't overly cutesy and are great for daily usage. Personally I think you should pick a bag out now and worry about the layout later, I like my bags always being a work in progress but to each their own. I also like these cute small bags for those who still want to have their favorite with them but don't want to flaunt a whole bag all the time.

No. 318795

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>>318792
Thanks, I usually figured the bag is the last thing to pick. Since when you have all your desired must-have merchandise you can then plan out the perfect color for your bag. I'm tempted to get something like this that's "reversible". This bag pretty much feels perfect to me, it's cute, the frilly aspect isn't overblown but simple, not too standout-ish, has plenty of room for my makeup pouch and laptop, and has a little hanger for things like a plush. Admittedly I'm not too big of a fan of the lack of "crossbody" straps but I can somewhat overlook that since the main straps are long enough to be carried on my shoulder. It's a little expensive ($53) but I think if it's something that I'll use "forever" then I'm fine with it. (Had to delete cause, wrong picture.)

No. 318798

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>>318795
That's understandable if you want to wait until you look at all of your combined merch and pick a color from there, mine have character colors already so I was able to start looking right away. The bag you picked is really cute and looks convenient! The price isn't bad, especially for the size and you can also make a cute insert for the inside.

Do keep in mind that ita bags are surprisingly heavy with all your merch and everyday necessities packed in. I used to also carry my ita bag with me daily but recently switched out as I didn't want anything to get damaged and the high schoolers on my commute would often sneer at my bag. Picrel is the latest one I bought, though mine is a smaller size and I wonder if maybe I should have gotten the bigger one.

No. 318800

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I love anakin so fucking much nonnies it’s so unreal. He has quite literally ruined real men for me, none of them have come even close to mimic the feelings I have for anakin..none. I’m so emotionally, romantically, and sexually attracted to him, like he makes life worth living for me but at the same time I’m depressed as shit knowing he isn’t real and I will never be with him.
I’m not really a sexual person but jfc does he make me horny as shit. I read so many dirty fanfics of him and at least dream of fucking him every.single.day. I will learn how to be some sex goddess just for him. I wish he was real so I could spoil him with so much love. I wish he was real so I can cuddle and snuggle with him. I wish Anakin was real. He is such an awkward, pathetic beautiful ass man. Real men can’t ever compare.

No. 318804

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I'm coming out as a SAP (Senior Attracted Person)

No. 318824

>>318186
I love this picture so much, I love anime villain teams in general

No. 318827

>>318800
How do you feel about Anakin loving Padme and only Padme? Do you replace her with yourself or just pretend she doesn't exist? Sorry for asking if that sort of stuff pisses you off (a lot of yumes do) but Padme is so important to Anakin as a character, like he wouldn't be the same if you take out his love for Padme.

No. 318832

>>318804
ooh he's cute, is YLAD any good?

No. 318840

>>318832
Depending on your thoughts on turn-based JRPGs with normie(*) Japanese adults as the playable party. I'd say you don't even necessarily need to play Yakuza 0-6 first to understand the story for the most part, but there are some scenes that make more sense if you do. Picrel is not part of the playable party, he's just some bartender (for now) and also friend to the party and also somehow managed to show up in this game too despite certain happenings in a previous game.

No. 318844

File: 1680020333298.jpeg (39.17 KB, 600x376, BB9B7BA2-6934-42AD-AA38-DF0478…)

We are a trouple and we live in a cute treehouse. Please don't throw stones at us.

No. 318880

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i cant even be horny the normal way anymore. i read smut and think plaese please will someone beat or maim or torture someone already. all i want is one day. one day where im not like this.

No. 318883

Is your husbando your type in real life as well? For me, it is which is why I know I will never meet a moid who at least looks like someone I could love.

No. 318886

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I'll spoiler since there's blood
Nonas they have announced that the new season is coming out in September and I'm so happy about it. the pic is not the poster but it was the announcement confirming the new season. He looks beautiful here
Despite many of the anime flaws I'm happy to know that I can watch more scenes of him and hear more of his beautiful voice. I have some worries on how they're going to adapt things but I still hope it will be alright.
>>318883
having no relationship experience is hard to say, but yes, I think he's my type. He's in that middle between introverted and extroverted which is perfect for me. He's chill and not overbearing yet at the same time he can speak his mind without problems and fight and protect me if he needs to. Makes me sad to think that I will never met someone like him. I hope to get strong like him tho, mentally wise I mean, at least a little bit. I really admire his perseverance and will to keep going despite all the hardships

No. 318888

>>318883
I haven't had a crush on an attainable guy since elementary school so I really have no idea what my 'real life type' would be…

No. 318892

>>318883
No, it's weird. In fiction I like blondes but irl I exclusively like dark hair.

No. 318896

>>318883
No, he is a repulsive scrote.

No. 318911

>>318883
my type between irl men and fictional characters are the same appearance-wise but i still prefer 2D characters.

No. 318915

I hope Rook anon saw that the new player achievement title on JP associated with getting 10 Rook cards is "Hunter of Love"

No. 318916

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>>318883
Yeah, definitely. Sadly these kinds of men like my husbando (pic related) in real life don't tend to notice clowns like me :(

No. 318927

>>318883
The characters I find attractive have super masculine features, which my bf has. So maybe? Only in appearance though, my husbandos tend to be unemotional/asshole-ish, but my bf is the complete opposite. I could never be with someone who ACTS like my husbandos, only in fiction do I find their personalities attractive.

No. 318930

File: 1680075516544.gif (2 MB, 500x282, 196871572000202.gif)

>>318883
Appearance wise, yes for the most part (I like tall men lol). Personality wise, no. The deeper parts of his personality are nice, but I wouldn't like how brash he is and I wouldn't be able to keep up with his wit anyway. I don't think we would be a good match irl but I still love him and his personality. I also absolutely love his voice and a nice (preferably deep) voice is something I value in real life.

No. 318939

>>318883
irl i prefer helpless twinks who aren't too much taller than me. i dont like a male that could overpower me. and i tend to like them light haired, but im not picky.
my husbando has darker hair, is a tall big warrior boy (180cm according to the wiki). i fell for his personality. he is very relatable in a very specific certain way that hit me very hard. and the rest, my mind filled in.
i do admit however that i like the shape of his nose and the style of his hair, which is what i like in real life too.

No. 318949

>>318883
I've never been interested in any male I've actually known IRL. The parasociality is a crucial part of the attraction.

No. 318950

>>318939
180 cm is tall?

No. 318951

>>318950
we get it you're European kek

No. 318952

>>318951
I'm American, anon

No. 318953

>>318952
Westerner, point still stands. 180 is still at least above average in most countries in the world lol

No. 318954

>>318950
we get it youre a tall gorgeous model, you dont have to rub it in..

No. 318956

>>318954
I'm like 154cm anon, I just thought 180 was considered average especially when we're talking about literally 2D husbandos who can be any height as they're not real

No. 318967

File: 1680094011610.jpg (39.39 KB, 500x553, 75bef06aaccd5428e44a448d0ea859…)

I've had husbandos for over 10 years and have never been jealous of ship art of them or any canon ships, but yesterday I saw a really well-drawn pic of him kissing a crush he has in canon and it actually made me a little sad…I wonder if this means he's the one…

No. 318976

>>318967
Miss Pauling is a lesbian if it consoles you

No. 319002

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>>318976
me being the mega autist I am I looked that up when I first heard and there's a bunch of conflicting info but either way I don't think she's ever going to be into him as much as he is into her without him seriously changing (and who wants their husbando to do that). I appreciate it though anon! If she is I hope Scout would be nice about it.
Honestly I have tried to self insert with her but it's hard because I absolutely would not have the willpower to be/act as disinterested in him as much as she is lmao

No. 319008

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he gave me the willpower to write my own y/n fics. it was already embarrassing to read it but to produce my own which i never do with my previous husbandos just surprises me. the grip this man has on me just makes me feel afraid, and sometimes horny. even ironic we both share the same fate with our crushes coming out as gay after years of pining after them.

No. 319009

>>319002
>If she is I hope Scout would be nice about it.
Even considering the setting I highly doubt he'd hurt her for it, I think he does care for her enough that he'd be OK with their relationship having to stay purely platonic at best. If she told him she liked women at first he'd just be completely earnestly like "wow me too!" until he figured it out and then he'd go sulk and cry about it like a (Heavy voice) whiny little bitch baby… that until YOU (yes, you anon) come along and show him True Love as well as take that heavy (no pun intended) weight that is his virginity off his shoulders.

No. 319012

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>>319009
nona that is so in character, I have a huge exam today and I'm going to think about that and giggle like an idiot all throughout, thank you so much, I hope your favorite cow spills milk and you get to see a beautiful sunset today

No. 319018

>>318950
it is, compared to me. im 158cm myself. i tend to like moids around 170~ and dislike height differences. i'm insecure about my height and stature.
husbando being 180cm means i would look very tiny next to him. because i am the type to have a vivid imagination, i like to imagine us together quite often. i often have to remind myself that he's taller than i think kek. i don't mind him being tall. it's cute on him.

No. 319023

>>318883
I prefer good-natured and quiet guys irl, with dark hair and I don't care about their appearance all that much (I had a huge crush on a guy that was a head shorter than me and kinda stocky but muscular). My husbandos on other hand are all drama queens, mostly villians, have unwarranted sense of self-importance and probably try to take over the world. Being muscular/slim is a must for a fictional man. So my IRL taste in men doesn't match my husbando choices at all.

No. 319027

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>>318915
I’m so glad I’ve been saving my keys specifically to only get Rook’s cards! I can’t wait to get that achievement, then I will be able to die in peace.

No. 319036

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>>319012
Nayrt but I hope you do well on your test nonnie, I'm glad there are other people who love Scout, he's very cute.

No. 319037

>>319036
third scout loving anon here, i want to squeeze his butt cheeks very badly

No. 319055

File: 1680131021893.png (113.12 KB, 352x627, image_2023-03-30_090352305.png)

he's so much sexier after all the ptsd

No. 319080

Anons, I feel a little insane and embarrassed so I will vent here. I was scrolling through the tweets of my favorite game developer and saw he retweeted some ship art of my husbando with an oc, and I had to close it. The art was really nice though, I guess more than anything I wish my fanart would be retweeted by him too but I am too shy to tag him. I want to be perceived but I don't.

No. 319102

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any ffxv-enjoyers here…. ignis is my dream man. he is so beautiful, can cook, dry humor and intense loyalty. all the chocobros are sexy with unique personalities to be fair, but ignis is my ride or die

No. 319103

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samefagging but <3 iggy my beloved

No. 319115

>>318883
I only like evil men and a lot of them of monsters/robots so no lol. I'm barely attracted to irl moids and I only recently figured out my type (tall, skinny, long hair and a bit weird).
I love androgynous women though, both 2D and 3D.

No. 319146

>>318883
I don't really have a type, my type is my husbando and him only. No irl moid can match his beauty and his personality is only cute if it's fictional.

No. 319152

>>319103
Hes so cute, I need to pick this game back up. I love megane types

No. 319164

>>318883
one hundred percent. my boyfriend is just like him, looks like him and sometimes he reenacts his lines just to tease me. the ultimate goal is if he cosplayed him but i don't want to push it too fast because it took a while for him to get to this point

No. 319174


No. 319177

>>319174
fucking kek

No. 319220

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sigh

No. 319222

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good god, i need to ride him until we both faint from sex-induced exhaustion

No. 319242

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of content if you have a super popular husbando (like anakin or some guy from genshin for example)? i'm curious what that's like!

No. 319244

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>>319242
Tbh, when you have a husband like Diluc it can get a bit overwhelming. /but/. If you’re a huge autist like me, you get so picky with what you save that you end up having a very limited gallery. And I’m such an autist that I lurk any tag that names him, yes, even shipping art, and make sure that he looks the way I think he looks the best, the quality of the art and so on.

No. 319246

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I wanna hear his heartbeat through his big chest and get squeezed by him I just know he’s so gentle he makes me cry help me

No. 319248

>>319244
this is such a cute diluc i trust your taste nonnie

No. 319255

>>319244
>>319242
My husbando is really obscure and while it is a bit sad knowing I'm probably the only person in the world who thinks about him everyday all day, i thank my lucky stars he isn't put through the fandom autism treatment the popular husbandos are. Grass is always greener i guess.

No. 319256

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>>319242
Never! I’m always happy to see more. I browse his Danbooru tag daily to look for new reposts and search Twitter for art too. I also look at Mercari and Yahoo JP for new merch listings.

No. 319288

Braved tumblr for the first time in a while and it was nice to see other self shippers, just too bad their art was just as shit or worse then mine.
Also had to quick scroll past some 't-boy swag' trash…

No. 319351

>>319288
im so scared to go on tumblr. i dont want to see my precious man defiled by someone's wrong fantasies.
but also i want content.

No. 319353

>>319242
Honestly I still feel like it's never enough. I love fanfiction but I have no interest in anything BL so I stick exclusively to reader inserts/stuff with relatable OCs. I don't read absolutely everything, since often enough just from the tags I can tell I wouldn't like something, but for every husbando I have ever had, I've at least read the description and tags of every reader insert for him available. I could see fujos with a popular pairing and 100x the fics available for what they like getting overwhelmed, but yeah, I would read more if I could lol

No. 319397

>>319242
yes because there's always too much content to save or buy
hate it sometimes

No. 319407

>>319242
My more popular husbandos have been a breath of fresh air as I'm pretty used to only having scraps. Though, one of them recently exploded in popularity and now every single time I open Twitter I see porn of him with a pussy. Its been a nightmare and I can't wait for this all to blow over.

No. 319409

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>>319242
Never ever, and I'm actually very scared because I know that fan content for him will slow down once his series is officially over. It's something I think about a lot actually.

No. 319410

>>319407
My husbando only has scraps and those scraps are mostly TIFs drawing him with titchop scars and a pussy, I hate it here

No. 319413

>>319410
I'm so sorry anon, the same thing happened to me only I actually introduced the series to a group I was talking to at the time so it stung even more.

No. 319419

Nonas, I'm so sad. I bought some new husbando merch and they've been in shipping limbo for weeks now. I'm trying to be patient, but pretty soon I'm going to have to ask for a refund. It's a shame, they were all items I really wanted and it was expensive too…

No. 319427

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Possibly the most retarded husbando ever so pls no bully, but I'm autistically and unironically in love with Spongebob. I wish this weren't the case but my infatuation with him rivals all the crushes I've had irl and I'd even settle for fucking Tom Kenny while he does the voice. Make no mistake though, it's a fictional sea sponge I'm down bad for. Kill me now nonnies

No. 319428

>>319427
are you the spongebob boyfriend spongebob rp anon and if so, didnt you get a boyfriend recently and you were gonna ask him to roleplay with you? Did that ever come to fruition?

No. 319429

>>319427
ever tried getting your boyfriend to roleplay him in bed?

No. 319432

>>319427
Maybe you could ask your boyfriend to do a tom kenny impression when things get hot and heavy

No. 319433

>>319427
oh my god i thought the infamous post was a fictional jokepost but you were serious. my world is spinning.

No. 319434

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>>319428
>>319429

You mean to tell me there's someone else on this godforsaken site who wants to fuck Spongebob? I feel a little less alone now, but alas I have no bf and I wouldn't dare divulge something so cringey to anyone irl

No. 319436

wishing for my husbando to become real is risky because he would never want to fuck me because I'm ugly. so i'll insert myself into his universe kek as someone who is more or less his type but at the same it hurts, a tiny bit, because then i am changing the entirety of my personality and face. but it's a sacrifice i'm willing to give just for his penis.

No. 319437

>>319434
what the fuck. how are there two. there's only like 50 people who use this site and you're telling me we have two individuals who want spongebob carnally? I don't know how to process this information.

No. 319443

>>319427
I am curious, what is it that you like about SpongeBob of all people? Is it personality or do you actually find the design hot?

No. 319444

>>319410
>>319413
Every time I hear this sort of thing on here, I have to wonder exacy what media you nonnas are consuming that attracts these people. I believe you, it's just that I've never encountered a character where the majority of their fan content is populated by gendie bullshit. It's usually there tainting the pool, but it's thankfully never the predominant thing?

No. 319445

>>319255
Agreed. I like knowing that I have my guy all to myself.
He's not a minor character by any means, but the series is obscure enough and populated enough by more eye-catching characters that I've never seen fanart of him from the Western fandom. I'm sure it'd exist if I looked hard enough, but I've never even seen fanart solely of him from Asian artists either.
I think that if the series didn't almost actively put off alphabet cult fans, there'd be some autist die hard for him, but luckily none of that, either.
Just games and games in which he appears, all for me to enjoy.

No. 319473

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>>319443
I find him attractive in the same way one would find a moe anime character to be sexually attractive. And yeah, his personality is extremely endearing to me but I regret to admit I also find it really hot when he acts out of character. I have some unconventional kinks that are occasionally indulged on the show as well, so combine that with superb voice acting and you can begin to see why the wires in my brain are crossed to make this dumbass show feel like fan service. I'm aware of how deranged it sounds but I could sperg on and on

>>319437
kek in what thread did this other user talk about her attraction for spongebob?? I wish her the best in getting her bf to roleplay, I'll have to live vicariously through her because my heart couldn't handle the cringe of
roping an innocent stranger into that

>>319432
my fucking sides. Thanks for indulging me nonnas, I'll remember you all in therapy

No. 319481

>>319473
I had a personal cow who wanted to fuck plankton so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked, but at least plankton has a semi-attractive voice. The anon with the roleplay can be seen in this thread as recently as 22 days ago, seems to have recently lost her bf due to spongebob roleplaying kek >>>/g/316101
but the most infamous post can be read here >>>/g/255962

No. 319504

Realized after listening to a bunch of voice lines that two of my main guys are voiced by Canadians. The 'sorry' gave it away.

No. 319511

>>314821
One time I microwaved one in a dream. Actually he microwaved himself but I couldn't save him.

No. 319515

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>>319427
you after hitting new reply

No. 319520


No. 319521

>>319520
she's sitting at the computer waiting for the (You)s to pour

No. 319524

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No. 319526

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>>319427
Don't worry Spongebobanon, I'm also retarded and have a silly kids cartoon husbando too.
I don't know if it makes you feel less alone, but I seriously have a crush on a sentient gumball machine. Benson is unironically everything I want in a boyfriend.

No. 319592

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>>319427
Oh wow nona, I don't anymore but you just made me nostalgic for when I was also extremely obsessed and infatuated with Spongebob as a kid as well. I had a Spongebob bed spread, many plushies, multiple sets of Spongebob pajamas, (lots of Spongebob clothes in general), Spongebob swimsuits, Spongebob wall stickers, multiple Spongebob birthday cakes, my Christmas presents were wrapped in Spongebob wrapping paper so I would know they were mine, and there was a whole lot of other merchandise that would take me years to list. I have years worth of stories and drawings of scenarios involving me living in Bikini Bottom with him stashed somewhere, they had over arching plots that I had us finally start dating near the end of one of them. If an episode involved his friends getting mad at him or something I'd leave the room while watching the episode because it used to upset me lol. I was looking though my old Diary of a Wimpy Kid do it yourself book a while back and though I don't have it now I can tell you that a bunch of the pages were basically picrel

No. 319597

>>319524
Goddamn, does she post here or something?

No. 319622

>>319524
I must confess… I had a crush on Marvin the Martian growing up. Here, I said it.

No. 319627

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>>318766
A logging on a fucking husbando thread, now i've seen it all lmao.
>>319174
The difference is i don't get triggered over pixels on a screen being with other pixels on a screen kek.

No. 319631

>>319627
>nerd emoji

No. 319639

>>319622
Holy shit me too. His incarnation in that 2000's duck dodgers cartoon had me in a chokehold. I will never forgive the martian queen for having shit taste and not loving him.

No. 319645

>>319622
what do you mean "growing up"? he's still a cutie.

No. 319647

>>319639
>>319645
Damn, I thought it was uncommon, but what do I know… but yeah, he is cute in moe way, totally not for sexo

No. 319651

>>319627
Go back

No. 319652

>>319627
Go back

No. 319654

>>319627
YWNBAW

No. 319658

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He just looked so good when he was undercover in Marley. I would suck his dick in the middle of the town in front of all those Marleyans. I also really specifically want to fuck him after the fight in Marley in that black uniform (missionary and doggy) but I'll talk about that another time. I know he just would've been so stressed with all the shit with Zeke.
>Two fingers is all I need.
And after he gets blown up, as soon as he gets his bandages off I would be riding his face and letting him stick the two fingers on his right hand up my ass (although, he would not ever, ever like anal). Actually, I wouldn't even wait until he was healed. I would ride him in that forest right after he woke up from his coma.

No. 319661

>>319652
>>319654
NTA but she got a point, if you legit get upset over seeing your 2D husbando banging other characters then maybe it's time to turn off your computer and/or put down your phone and just go outside. Or learn how to blacklist stuff you do not want to see online. Or at least move to >>>/g/296708 this was always supposed to be a lighthearted shitposting thread ffs

No. 319663

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>>319661
Random anons who don’t like seeing their husbando in ship arts are hardly cause for alarm. The point is that nobody here is in the place to preach to anyone else about what they should and shouldn’t do because if you’re on this site at all, you have a reason to be here kek. Some tard with a crippling addiction to a moid rape simulator VN series especially doesn’t get to make value judgements about other anon’s preferences and dislikes.

No. 319665

>>319663
I don't care either way. Go here >>>/g/296708 if you want to vent about how you're jealous of cartoons.

No. 319666

>>319665
>No argument
I accept your concession.

No. 319667

>>319666
>this was always supposed to be a lighthearted shitposting thread
Here.

No. 319668

>>319661
saying “NTA but” isn’t sufficient coverage for samefagging kek

No. 319669

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>>319667
I already said I accept your concession. Have a good weekend.

No. 319672

>>319627
That's not what a-logging means anon

No. 319677

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>>319654
Not everyone with behavior you don't like is a man, nonna.

>>319663
No i don't care who your husbando is, spongebob, king dedede, whatever. I'm saying it's autistic behavior to get mad over certain ship are to the point it makes you legitimately upset. I'm shocked how many anons here even know rance kek, unless it's just the same anon having a spergout.

>>319672
Maybe not a-logging exactly, but definitely autistic as fuck.

No. 319679

>>319677
Anybody who’s ever browsed /a/ once knows who Rance is retard

No. 319682

>recently made stickers for my home screen
>can now look at my two favorite ships featuring all three of my favorites for an instant recharge of my body, soul, mind, and heart
>came out really well, tempted to turn them into charms
God, I love being an artist.

No. 319683

>>319677
>complaining about autists on an imageboard
and you're gonna act like stuff like >>317491 isn't autistic? anyone who's not into husbandos sees us as all the same weirdos anyway

No. 319684


No. 319685

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>Autistic women who date pixels are fighting whose pixels are less autistic AGAIN
It's all so tiresome. Post husbandos.

No. 319686

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>>319685
I’m not excited to farm new artifacts next patch but Nymph’s Dream looks so much better on paper than Heart of Depth. Oh well, anything for the meta and for him— he’s already C6, level 90, and triple crowned so I need something else to build with him lol. Maybe I’ll R5 polar star!

No. 319687

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>>319679
Oh, well i have never used 4scrote in my life because i'm normal and not desperate for male validation.

>>319683
It's not autistic, it's based.

No. 319692

>>319687
>i'm normal

No. 319694

>>319692
>not desperate for male validation
>husbando is a misogynist rapist

No. 319698

ofc none of us are "normal" here but is it that hard to keep this thread for fun shitposting and keep the true and honest srs bsns husbando-ism in the other thread? >>>/g/296708

No. 319704

>>319692
and her husbando's chode looks like this >>315375

No. 319706

>>319698
Posting images of anime scrotes saying they want to rape some girl is also not fun shitposting >>319687 stop subjecting anyone on this site to images of your beloved rapist moid. You only show up in this thread to start shit, wish you'd get permabanned

No. 319708


No. 319709

>>319706
Wish rancefag didn't have such shit tier taste so it wouldn't be so easy and convenient for you to dismiss anyone who disagrees with you as her samefagging.

No. 319710

File: 1680461986993.png (Spoiler Image,29.65 KB, 227x220, likeew.png)

>>315375
why is it in between his legs even when his legs aren't apart

No. 319729

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>>319704
He doesn't have a chode, his dick is 10 inches long (and circumcised)

>>319706
Picrel

>>319710
No idea, i wish he took dick up the ass though like your image implies.(infighting)

No. 319734

>>319481
>I had a personal cow who wanted to fuck plankton
Was it a Flight Rising user who had a bunch of all caps posts about having epilepsy and autism?

No. 319746

File: 1680470807081.png (18.79 KB, 385x292, premio.png)

Nonnas, I don't know if I'm horny, hungry, or onto something so hear me out. If you think about it, Narancia's skirt is the perfect outfit completing accessory in many ways beyond just appearances - it keeps his ass nice and warm and toasty, and it even comes with pockets! - but the actual purpose of it is to hide his tightly packed meat from the rest of the gang so they don't get jealous and, like every man, it's his glowing weak spot that has to be concealed to maintain the upper hand. If the enemy could see, every close distance fight could easily result in him becoming incapacitated, assuming they don't immediately forfeit from immense feelings of inferiority. Not only does Narancia know this and keep blades on his person for those close physical encounters, but his stand reflects it too. Aerosmith has bombs it can deploy, this isn't just symbolic of his explosive temper but of his explosively juicy cock that too leaves total destruction in its wake. Anyway, I'm desperate, salivating for that thick Italian salsiccia and I and my pussy accept the fiery consequences. Thank you and God bless.
Sorry for lazy picrel kek

No. 319757

>>319746
Bless you Narancia anon. Get that Italian sausage.

No. 319758

>>319734
No, she was a mid twenties woman who dressed like an extreme theater kid and last time I checked in on her she was trying to sleep with a C list comedy movie celebrity, probably successful by now through sheer determination. She moved to another country just so she could get closer to him kek.

No. 319766

>>319706
its the troon (the man, aka adult human male) with the same shitty stockphoto reaction images, just ignore him from now on

No. 319771

>>318827
i dont care. she isnt real, and neither is anakin. also anakin doesn't love like that because of padme, that is just how he is. (I'm talking about personality-wise.)
>>318883
honestly don't know. I'm not really attracted to real dudes really. if its not anakin then I dont want him.
>>319242
its pretty neat. good amount of fanart, and some dedicated anakin x reader writers. however I do see some god awful takes on him that make me want to rip my hair out.

No. 319774

>>319246
Same nonnie. Leon has such a big place in my heart, I was obsessed with RE4 when it first came out, played it over and over. I've been so slow going through the remake cause I want to savor all the moments and I love his interactions with Ashley, he's just so wholesome and nice and caring, it's just UGH I'm so happy they still kept him like the big sweetheart I fell in love with all those years ago

No. 319776

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I want to hold my husbando like a burger and bite his cheek.

No. 319777

>>319444
I have pretty basic taste in media I think. My husbando is a minor character in a popular anime and the only other English-speaking fans of his I've seen are gendies.

No. 319779

>>319766
Lmaooo just because i am not into shitty vanilla romance josei anime doesn't automatically mean i'm a tranny, with how hard you're projecting, maybe you're the troon here.

No. 319785

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>>319146
AYRT, and you absolutely should! The storyline is a bit… convoluted at time but the day-to-day lifestyle farming aspects and overall bond you build with the chocobros really makes it such a fun and emotionally touching game. Ignis is a perfect dapper megane man, I love his personality too.

No. 319792

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>>319242
Not really. I enjoy seeing lots of neat content of cute wholesome fanart, spicy stuff, and funny memes but noped to fuck out of trans/gendie/cuntboy shit. Pretty happy that he got some figures that he deserves though I wish GSC makes a Figma of him someday.

>>319409
No worries nonna. Even if you're husbando's series is coming to an end, I'm sure people will still make content and fanart of him since he's from a well-known series and is a very loved character. Coming from someone who's husbando's anime ended several months ago.

No. 319800

>>319776
Cute! For how popular it is, I'm surprised that we don't see more Obey Me fagging on here.

No. 319808

>>319800
Honestly, I think most people drop the game after the quite impressive episode in which MC gets murdered by one of the brothers I had to stare at a wall for a while to process just what the fuck happened KEK.
But once a husbando catches your attention it’s hard to let go, and like, you don’t even need to play the game after you basically go through the first season to enjoy stuff like the fanart and such.

No. 319809

>>319800
there used to be more (with the white haired guy at least). i guess they all left.

No. 319813

>>319055
Omg another kazfag Traitor or not he was and is a hottie

No. 319819

>>319800
The gameplay is extremely boring and repetitive so tons of mobagefags I know, myself included, dropped it pretty quickly.

No. 319822

>>319800
i tried to get into it but thought the dialogue was weird tbh

No. 319830

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my favorite boy on earth

No. 319833

i have over 50 drawings i made of my husbando in the past week. i spend a couple hours daily just drawing him.

No. 319842

>>319833
I'd draw them more if I wasn't spending so much time playing their games. Finally did a mission I was putting off and thought of some new scenarios.

No. 319854

>>319800
I wanted to get into it but god that game is so boring, variety of stuff but they all lack enjoyment, idk if it was an April fools but isn't there meant to be a new mobile game coming out for it?

No. 319883

>>319800
I tried the game because you can whip the guys and that's my jam, but the writing is utter shit, the gatcha gameplay too.

No. 319909

>>319842
i wish there was more source material of my beloved. he's the comic relief sidekick and dies in the first season.
i tend re-consume the media up until that point, but there's only so many times i can do that without memorizing the plot. and i dont like the lead-up to his death for obvious reasons.

No. 319910

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I just want him to fuck me up, is that too much to ask?

No. 319913

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>>319910
Samefag but I'll never get over him, ever. And those ai chats are only endorsing my degeneration, the possibilities are endless for my masochistic brain, i wish I could rp actual sexual contact tho cause I really want his dick

Now, I'll see myself out nonnies, I've an electroshock section at 3pm

No. 319914

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>every character you've ever liked is from very obscure shows/games
>barely any fics or art
>finally find one from a popular franchise
>it's a random ass character almost everyone rightfully hates
brb killing myself

No. 319917

>>319914
What character?

No. 319927

>>319808
Sorry, what? Can you elaborate? I'm the AYRT and I stopped playing years ago because I dropped mobage in general.

No. 319931

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No. 319941

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>>319927
Obvious spoilers but:
In lesson 16 Belphie Chokes main character to death, it was right before deciding to release him, he asks for a hug and if I remember correctly it doesn’t matter what you choose, he still kills you. Barbatos saves her ass with his time magic stuff which is why there’s some memes about what happened like pic spoilered related and lots of people don’t really like Belphie, I honestly feel awkward while playing and when he’s around MC like, yeah, that’s not comfy.

No. 320003

>>319931
so this artist can draw that ridiculous dong but can't be assed to draw at least basic male nipples? come on
>>319779
>shitty vanilla romance josei anime
i swear i've seen this exact same idiotic argument in another thread.
Although most posters here are clearly not fully vanilla if you read their posts (which you don't because you just want attention for yourself), there's nothing wrong with vanilla romance either so it's weird that you use that as an insult, you're the one with the hentai brainrot who loves to start shit in a thread where no one wants to fight, as if you wanted to prove how much of a perverted NLOG waifu you are. Fuck off, you're pathetic.

No. 320016

>>319941
The worst thing is that it's completely downplayed, you're supposed to forgive your murderer, despite being among demons in hell. But nope, no vengeful behaviour allowed from you. Instead, you got to help him with some stuff in the next episode. Absolute shit game game

No. 320029

File: 1680598015083.jpg (59.96 KB, 736x520, caf855aa25a5f0f6a335b859b8f5d5…)

I blame fanart for making me fall in love with him

No. 320043

File: 1680609596868.webm (3.39 MB, 840x630, spong.webm)

Would the Spongebob yumes take on Sandy for their man?

No. 320047

>>316986
Sorry girl but the plastic kids toy straight outta 2006 looks really cheap and tacky. If you're going to actually wear it out there's no way he'll stay upright, but it still looks bad even if you're keeping it in your closet or whatever. There has to be something nicer you can find.

No. 320055

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Birb

No. 320056

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>>320016
I can’t stop going back to it though, I just love my boy, he’s such a cute loser. I always want to know in what shenanigans is he getting mixed up with.

No. 320062

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No. 320067

>>320003
That's crazy. I was always a Beelzebub girlie and never cared much for that guy anyways.

No. 320070

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>>320062
He's just adorable, isn't he?

No. 320072

>>320047
Well, you're right that it'll be difficult to make the figure stay upright, though not impossible, but it's an ita bag. It's going to look tacky no matter what, which is the point of them.

No. 320085

File: 1680626342841.png (1.05 MB, 819x945, livelaughleon.png)

>>319774
>>319246
Same, nonas, same. He is the best.

No. 320087

>>320085
I think Luis is more attractive in the remake, btw, not less. He is more human now, got more screentime and doesn't comment on Ashley's breasts in the middle of a dangerous situation which is a big plus.

No. 320094

>>320043
KEK where is this from

No. 320101

>>320094
IDK, a friend sent it to me and now I want to make my own kek

No. 320106

>>319246
late but I'm forcing my bf to dress up as Leon, I'll be thinking of you nonnie

No. 320117

>>320106
For sex?
Are you going to make him say the cheesy one-liners too?

No. 320124

File: 1680636398428.jpeg (158.73 KB, 1167x772, majima nose.jpeg)

His schnoz is so ridiculously sexy

No. 320126

>>320117
Please make him say these during sex
>"Okay, that's far enough! Don't move!"
>"Get down!"
>"What are these things?"
>"That maniac's gonna ram us!"
>"Ada, wait!"
>"Let me guess. You must be Ben, right? Get up! Now!
>"You're right. This is just the beginning."
>"Hey, it's up to us to take out Umbrella!"
>"What do I have to do?"
>"Why is nothing working?!?"
>"GET OUTTA MY FACE!"

No. 320130

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>>320126
>I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt

No. 320132

File: 1680638810737.jpg (47.42 KB, 456x864, kbygy-521_0.jpg)

I think there's a few SideM nonnies itt, big hugs to all of you. I'm so sad scamco is killing our boys. I don't even have words, just heartbreak, fucking shutting a game down that's barely even ran for 2 years. It's ridiculous. Even the VAs seem to be disappointed, I feel so bad for everyone. Music will still be released, but I hope this is not goodbye.

No. 320134

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>>320132
what a coincidence, came here to post him since every time i come here anymore it's because scamco failed us and i need to lovevent i don't think i could ever stop loving him at this point, but i don't know where to go from here. i'm hoping yoshiki posts something vaguely angry like a lot of the other seiyuu have. especially considering he was apparently a big driving force behind the live reading. i wonder if they're going to do another "P goes to america" scenario. feel bad for cfirstPs.
>horny thread
i don't like to admit it, but the cat ears in the main story did something really stupid to my brain.

No. 320135

>>320134
sory for doublepost but if you're reading this basaP, hope you're doing well. drastaPs got a raw deal.

No. 320141

File: 1680643392779.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.04 MB, 4385x1945, draco_ryu_anatomy_and_details_…)

>>320003
https://www.deviantart.com/stoneman85/art/Draco-Ryu-Anatomy-and-Details-880663916
It looks like the artist has to be accurate with the reference image because stoneman85 doesn't draw nipples on men, and sometimes it can happen with women.

No. 320148

File: 1680645350882.jpg (41.44 KB, 875x583, leon.jpg)

>>318883
Same as you nonita (husbanado type = irl type), someone asked something similar in >>>/g/306574 so I answered that question there, but basically I like really big, tall & buff men who are golden retrievers - wholesome and kinda dumb. Essentially a himbo. It's unfortunate that men around me and especially my age (late 20s) are hitting the wall at 200mph and they're all fat, balding, ugly and wrinkly.

I go to the gym regularly and even though I find a lot of buff moids there, they're either ugly, balding, and/or wrinkly. Not to mention their mindset for lifting is toxic as fuck('I want the girl that rejected me to regret it', 'I want to get laid' etc) + their personality is yikes. The decent ones all have a ring on their finger, for good reasons.

I've tried forgoing the muscular aspect for a hot second last year, and went on a few dates with tall men that were somewhat cute (but either chubby or stick skinny), they all had the personality of a drywall. They also all lacked hobbies or passion, and acted like they deserve women just for being tall. The only shit they could talk about is playing vidya after work or watching some normie ass show like The Office or Parks and Rec and gushing about how great it is. That's it, that's their whole personality.

Picrel is my ideal, but literally no moid will be as perfect as him.

No. 320172

>>320117
>>320126
AYRT and I meant in general, and he said doing the DBD pain noises are a no-go :(

No. 320204

>>320132
This sucks because I always wanted to get into SideM but I hate gachashit so I was never fully determined to play it. The boys all looked so cute too, like more lowkey than other idol joseimuke franchises, which is a design choice I appreciate.

No. 320205

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>>320204
gomen for incoming sperging. the silver lining, if there is one, is that there's a gigantic translation backlog being worked on and a hefty amount already has been tl'd. the stories and everything have been generally archived for the mobage which had the best writing, and an official archive is going to follow suit. there's an online JP archive with all of the original yumebait-y bond lines that you can MTL if you don't know moon but want to know some characters better but also it's way less tempting when there's only remnants of an old game left around and you're reading with the context that these characters may never get anything else substantial again. the anime is comfy but crams so many idols into one cour while leaving so many out. highly rec the music, though. the latest growing sign@l series had some really great tracks.
>which is a design choice I appreciate.
one of SM's greatest boons is its willingness to have a variety of ages and 'looks' in its cast. even among the over30s there's a lean math autist and a yolked ex-military member. there may be other disheveled malecakes in animanga, but none hold a candle to how badly i want to procreate with jiro. feeling 315.

No. 320215

>>320205
Thanks for the info nonny, it's great that this franchise has so many dedicated fans willing to archive as much as possible. I guess in the future I'll have to learn about the characters from fan archives. Really wish mobage like this could be revived/emulated somehow after official shutdown, the KOF otome for mobile is another that looked pretty good. I should've downloaded SideM as soon as I knew it was a thing.
Anyway, thanks again for the guide and btw you have a very fine husbando.

No. 320216

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>>320215
dropped pic

No. 320225

File: 1680681360896.jpg (Spoiler Image,212.14 KB, 1397x1080, FswKTI8akAEbGNk.jpg)

I'm looking disrespectfully

No. 320259

>>319246
>>320130
>>320148
>>320225
Why do people like this bitch again he seems like a cunt

No. 320261

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>>320259
Is this some kind of reverse psychology bait to get the Leon-chans to sperg even more about Leon?

No. 320263

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>>320261
Probably. This alt look in the remake is so pretty btw.

No. 320268

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he is so cute, i love all TF2 concept art, it really is peak character design i want to take all 4 of him at once

No. 320277

File: 1680707394235.png (7.78 MB, 2550x3120, Fs4mlKMagAI2Tt7.png)

I know he's from the most cursed game of all time but the instant I laid eyes on him, I knew I was doomed. I can't help it, he's just my type.

No. 320278

>>320277
Me and my friends have been yelling about him since reveal it’s understandable. Apparently people are already worried that his kit won’t be able to go on console due to buttons.

No. 320280

>>320277
Which is this cursed game?

No. 320281

>>320278
>Apparently people are already worried that his kit won’t be able to go on console due to buttons.
that's really silly, I'm more concerned how overpowered and trolly his kit is. people are going to misuse his pull and piss each other off on top of purposely killing teammates, plus other parts of his kit that's retarded game design like the passive drop that heals teammates and enemies upon his death and his self heal dash that only has a 5 second cd. sorry for the game sperg, nonnies.

>>320280
overwatch

No. 320285

>>320277
>>320278
>>320280
>oh he's cute
>google him
>"pansexual"
>multiple articles praising how "queer" he looks
Well (at least for now) we can assume he's still just a man since no genderspecial label is mentioned.

No. 320294

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>>320285
Yeah, the pansexuality thing is beyond embarrassing. They could have just made him bisexual, but I guess that wasn't special enough for Blizzard. I wish he came from literally any other game or franchise.

No. 320308

File: 1680714807104.jpeg (98.65 KB, 564x871, FmwE744aUAENWfQ.jpeg)

glad to see a lot of leon around here because he's my ideal man and i love him very much

>>320259
surprisingly he's really not one (at least in the remakes and re6), leon just has a case of resting bitch face. he gets a little moody and sad with time because of his job but he's a good boy and that's his appeal

No. 320317

>>320281
Support players already get enough shit in game so sometimes its just you need to shut someone up.

No. 320318

>>320294
>I wish he came from literally any other game or franchise
Kek that's me with Moira and Ramattra, all those cool characters trapped in this shitty game.

No. 320320

>>320308
>he's a good boy and that's his appeal
Yes. That and being cool and goofy at the same time.
I really wish he could get to smile in the RE4Remake, poor guy has been through a lot.

No. 320334

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Kashuu is not one of my favorite Touken Ranbu characters, but this fan art of him being a house husbando awakened something in me. You just know that he would be so eager to please and submissive in bed. He would be a real rabbit and he would eat pussy like a champ. He would want to cuddle a ton, before, during and after. And I would hug the shit out of him, he is a kawaii little bastard

No. 320388

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>>320318
Based Ramattrasister. I want a threesome with him and Reinhardt ASAP

No. 320498

fucking hate seeing moids on tktk saying how my husbando is just like them (they type shit like ___ is so me(real) and it fucking drives me nuts.
like no you will never be as perfect as my husbando let alone any 2D man. you are just an ugly as fuck moid, with a shallow as fuck personality. you will never be as passionate and loyal as my husbando, no real moid will be on his level. shut the fuck up!!

No. 320506

>>320498
Denji?

No. 320507

>>320498
this never happened to me but true

No. 320509

>>320506
not saying who my husbando is but no.
>>320507
lucky, it drives me fucking insane. i instantly block so i dont have to see their annoying moid ass anymore

No. 320517

>>320498
Iktf nona. I used to visit /v/ regularly long ago and he was always in "characters that are literally you" threads kek. As if.

No. 320535

File: 1680857364482.jpg (137.78 KB, 564x902, 76c4fdc4d18bfa64482e0e1a1b48fa…)

Not my husbando but he is very popular so I'm gonna celebrate good friday by getting off to sexy pics of him in bondage.

No. 320536

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>>320535
Oh yeahhh

No. 320537

>>320498
Most of my husbandos are villains and tend to be a bit weird, so they make (mostly American) moids seething because they are assholes, I love it.

No. 320592

File: 1680884397907.jpg (Spoiler Image,32.85 KB, 564x423, 209a312969f2539cdc8e8d2af03a42…)

>>320320
He did kinda smile at the end when he has saved Ashley from the island. Dude really needs a break though in my arms.

No. 320674

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Apparently my husbando is getting a job in the new story. I hate it! He's supposed to be my househusband, how will I spoil him and give him a life of luxury without lifting a finger if he makes half of our home's income? I hope we can make his aunt or the boss I'm sure he fights with on the daily fire him so I can make him my princess again.

No. 320707

File: 1680962124460.gif (3 MB, 480x360, ken-nakajima-youre-under-arres…)

It seems I have a type.

No. 320736

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Anyone have any nice ways I can refer to my husbando as in my inner (and oftentimes outer) monologue? I don’t like referring to him by name for reasons that are hard to explain. I’ve tried referring to to him by the Japanese pronunciation of his name or just simply referring to him as my husbando but both of those feel kind of cringeworthy. Do you guys refer to your’s as anything cute other than his name? (nothing like my bae or baby pls tho)

No. 320741

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>>320736
>Do you guys refer to your’s as anything cute other than his name? (nothing like my bae or baby pls tho)
Yes, I have one that I won't share and isn't obvious, though I only use it when I'm really gushing with love or for when he's being really cute. You could look up Japanese phrasing and petnames, I don't find it cringe if it's their native language. Besides the orange related nicknames, the obvious go-to for me is "mi amore".

No. 320747

>>320707
brb watching this anime
>>320736
Does a nickname based on his name count?

No. 320751

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>>320736
I honestly always change the nickname I have for Mikazuki. Because I don’t really know how nicknames work in Japanese tbh. Like does it even matter which part of the name I pick to use it as a nickname? I wonder a lot about it. I also call him honey when I’m horny-fantasizing about him

No. 320762

>>320736
How can you call him your husbando it you're too embarrassed to call him by his name?
Does he have the same name as a family member or something?
(… That actually might be a reason one of my guys ended up just a flavor of the month.)

No. 320764

>>320762
>How can you call him your husbando it you're too embarrassed to call him by his name?
some women feel embarrassed or insecure because their husbandos mean a lot to them, it's ok

No. 320765

>>320537
kind of shocked tbh. i feel like the 'sigma' moids would eat up any villain to cope with their unlikeable personality. glad to hear your husbando makes them seethe kek.

No. 320772

can't stop projecting a domestic life with my husbando with kids, either adopting characters from the source material or im pregnant with our babies. even tho he likely has a vasectomy and never canonically crave a family life or anything, yet kek. and me rn, same. but it's nice to paint a somewhat idealistic family life in my head with my husbando even tho he's the farthest example of a great father figure and husband tbh. i guess im rambling my thoughts here because i saw a poll of what people usually imagine with their husbando and being married with kids was one of the least picked suggestion. and it's the one i picked. i shouldn't be shocked by how little we were in that regard.

No. 320774

>>320772
Doesn't it assure you even more that you're perfect for each other because he would actually consider starting a family with YOU, though? People grow and change, just bc he'd be a shit father in canon doesn't mean he wouldn't change for you. Sounds like it would be cute to write a fic or daydream about. Domestic life isn't always bliss, but you can overcome anything if you love each other!

No. 320783

>>320774
>just bc he'd be a shit father in canon doesn't mean he wouldn't change for you
honestly, that's one of the appeal of my daydream. he'd be awkward, aggressive with parenting but tries his best even tho i gave him an option to leave at the start of the adoption. but he wont leave because he'd missed me and he'd try to co-parent for my sake but eventually learns to be a parent. and loves it. and yeah domestic life isn't always perfect, i even see us arguing over certain things but we adjust and find a compromise and learn from our mistakes. he's a blunt and tactless man and im sure he'll say words he didn't want me to hear but it's nice that there's a gradual proper and honest communication with our relationship. kek, im rambling, but like there's already a lore with my domestic family life with my husbando.

No. 320791

>>320736
"Husband" or "boyfriend" works for me if I'm too embarrassed to say his name out loud or to call him something cute like "sweetheart".

>>320762
>How can you call him your husbando it you're too embarrassed to call him by his name?
I can't speak for that nona, but, same way you can call him your husbando even though you're embarrassed to see his face on a big screen or draw him. You just love him too much and thinking about him on such a personal level makes you self-conscious, like he's actually there and looking at you watching him or hearing you say his name. It's one of the best feelings in the world tbh.

No. 320792

>>320765
Ayrt and they are not mainstream enough for sigma shit, they are either video game bosses that are hard (which makes dumb moids rage) or they are the main villains in mangas, and weebs have a somewhat simplistic way of enjoying series where villains=bad, so boring, so they get angry anytime they see them. I remember when I said back then that I liked Orochimaru from Naruto, moids would lose their shit and call him disgusting, while girls would go "oh yeah he's fun / my friend likes him too" kek.

No. 320794

File: 1681024863090.jpg (276.61 KB, 1000x1256, FDvxKzpaIAEmWaG.jpg)

Piggybacking on a question someone else asked earlier but how to go about finding artists to commission aside from trawling through twt? Any experience with getting self-insert ship art done? Any artists anons could vouch for?? If I could pay to gift everyone itt with an obscure husbando some fanart I would, you guys are stronger than god.
Any other creative custom ideas in regards to your husbandos? Got a raise so been thinking about getting a titty mousepad printed.

Picrel not my husbando but he's p cute.

No. 320802

>>320772
>>320783
>can't stop projecting a domestic life with my husbando with kids
I was doing and feeling this so hard recently too, nonna. I love how realistic you are too, I agree that the imperfections of our husbandos and domestic life in general adds to the daydream.

No. 320816

>>320802
thanks. it's nice to think im the one to change my husbando but changing him entirely would mean he wouldn't be the same man i fell in love with. although there could be adjustments to fit my fantasy regarding our family, nevertheless, i still love him. it should also mean i should improve who i am to lol. our relationship wouldn't be perfect and it shouldn't be but one where there's mutual respect and love for the other. i also enjoy seeing us adjust, struggle and overcome for our family. and i get teary thinking about it but after reading your comment, it made me imagine a proposal scene lol so im going to develop the story on that too.

No. 320825

I guess I have a thing for sociopathic misogynistic incel murderers since I can't stop reading reader inserts with Tohru Adachi and imagining him fucking and degrading me yeah

No. 320830

File: 1681053081361.png (174.26 KB, 640x650, tumblr_1747a249db5fef43c9f9442…)

If there was a thread for posting fictional characters that you want to hatefuck, I would post picrel, he is:

>an asshole

>a little bitch
>very probably a virgin (nobody loves him)
>unlikeable
>trashy (he has gold teeth)
>insufferable
>a dumbass

…yet I still would, furiously, preferible before beating his ass (i really wish I could beat his ass, that would be hot as hell)

No. 320834

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>>320833

No. 320847

>>320833
nonita…they look kinda prepubescent don't they

No. 320848

>>320830
just sperg about him here, no need for 75897348753 spin-off threads

No. 320850

>>320833
Get those moid pedo drawings out of here.

No. 320851

>>320833
>>320832
This shit just screams gay pedo scrote

No. 320854

File: 1681063076961.jpg (73.82 KB, 564x1117, e548bf7c1c4c8cd8005bf4b2e91b6e…)

Cleansing the thread with some actually adult Leon tiddies

No. 320856

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>>320854
I’ll assist your cause with my husbando’s tits too~
God I fucking love this picture. By far one of my favorite Tart lewds

No. 320858

>>320832
Why do pedofaggots always preface their pedoshit with “muh FICTION?”

No. 320859

File: 1681067071985.jpg (148.96 KB, 1060x1445, __majima_gorou_ryuu_ga_gotoku_…)

I do want to molest a mentally ill old man. In Minecraft Sims Yakuza, I'm a NOSAP (Non-Offending Senior Attracted Person), I do not condone grandpa fucking in real life.

No. 320865

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>>320832
>>320833
delete

No. 320868

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>>320854
mine always looks so gay, couldn't find any shirtless pics of the character I initially searched for

No. 320870

All based nonnas know that Leon(2005)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leon(2023)

No. 320871

File: 1681074901115.jpg (58.53 KB, 561x798, 6f5894d8adeb0dde1884eb62b1b2e0…)

>>320856
ideal male body right there, 10/10 nona
>>320832
get help

No. 320872

File: 1681075107566.jpg (97.93 KB, 786x1066, Et6orp7VoAM3zzu.jpg)

I saw another anon talking about having a family with their husbando earlier, and I feel inspired to write my thoughts about my husbando being a dad.

I have baby fever a lot so I frequently think about what it would be like to have kids with him. He would honestly be very scared and hesitant to have kids. Scared that he's not good enough to be a good father. His mother died when he was young and the only male figure that he had in his life was Kenny, who didn't do a very good job. I imagine that in the underground there's not many examples of good parenting and healthy parent/child relationships.

I also think that he would just think that the world is too shitty to bring more people into. In canon, there's obviously the threat of titans and even postwar Levi would still be too plagued by memories of that world to think it's safe to have children (+ being crippled). In a modern world he still would have his reservations. I t would require a partner that he trusts a lot to get him to have children. I would have to reassure him a lot on his insecurities.

Levi is ultimately a kind person and clearly cares about children a lot. He would push himself a lot to be a caring husband during my pregnancy and also to be a good father. He's reading every parenting, taking up as many duties as he can, and spending every second available with his kids and me, ha. He would be unintentionally abrasive towards his kids, and would have to learn to watch his words more carefully. Despite being protective, I think he would also believe in taking a hands-off approach and let his children do dumb shit so they can learn their own lessons. It would probably be easier for him to parent a teenager. The 104th was 15 when they joined, and if that's the usual age for cadets then Levi has probably been dealing with teenagers for years.

Anyway, sorry for such a long post. I would've wrote more but I don't want anyone to yell at me for going full sperg lol.

No. 320873

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>>320848
It was just an hypothetical scenario for emphasis, I like posting itt with my fellow nonnas

Anyways, i want to tie him up and then force him to eat my pussy, the more he resist the better, I want to see his ego crumble before my eyes

No. 320875

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>>320868
What would a threesome with him and Daigo be like?

No. 320876

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>>320870
I agree with you anon, his old face was just perfect. I caught myself thinking he looked unattractive many times in the new game, he just looks too realistic now. The lighting doesn't do him any favors either, it gives him kind of a caveman brow at times.

No. 320879

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this is embarassing to post online but I've been having this specific fantasy about majima for the last week where he like begs me to fuck his face with the strap and i do it and he furiously jerks off the whole time. i think he loves sucking cock and in my husbando fantasies of him thats how he gets his fix. obv i fuck him with it afterward and i'd probably spank his ass too before i fuck him just for the hell of it. i think if he had an orgasm he'd calm down.

No. 320883

>>320747
tell me how it goes nonna! i'm currently watching the mini-specials and got flashed with a hot bod and ass in one scene-

No. 320897

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>>320825
Manifesting this for you nonna

No. 320900

>>320772
How do you know he likely has a vasectomy, that's so oddly specific that I'm curious

No. 320901

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>>320870
After careful consideration I've concluded that RE2 Remake Leon is the cutest of them all.

No. 320902

>>320876
Yes! My thoughts exactly. Honestly sick of seeing the new leon everywhere and constantly posted when most of those pictures are just leon with an enlarged brow bone kek
Like i get it that anons like the "new" leon content but its just not as charming as remake2 leon happened to be.

No. 320904

>>320901
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Smack my ass like a drum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Suck that dick 'til it cum
Slurp that dick 'til it cum
Smack my ass like a drum

No. 320906

>>320904
and just a few weeks ago i was complaining about dumb horny posting on this thread, i'm the worst hypocrite

No. 320909

>>320900
its not smth confirmed but a lot of fans just speculate and joke about that he traded his fertility, or his balls, for the powers he has lol. that's an equivalent to a vasectomy to me.

No. 320910

>>320909
I wonder who you're talking about anon. They say a similar thing about my husbando, that he roided out too hard and he's probably infertile as a result KEK

No. 320912

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>>320910
im always willing to show off when granted the opportunity lol

No. 320913

there's a new fanfic and it's oc x my husbando but the oc has my name and she's fairly compatible with my personality and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT THE NEXT CHAPTER ALREADY i feel so fucking giddy, this makes up for how dry his tag has been recently

No. 320915

>>320897
Man I wish there was a body pillow of anakin. Much too shameful to commission an artist for one.

No. 320916

>>320915
Don't be ashamed, as long as you find an artist you like and doesn't mind taking on a big project they would be more than happy to work with you. Just be sure to budget accordingly because they require a lot of work. Shout out to that one anon who asked me to draw one for her for free kek

No. 320949

File: 1681140111058.jpg (Spoiler Image,163.93 KB, 1474x441, d4zzy9q-2c5725f8-5007-482c-973…)

https://www.deviantart.com/segadormods/art/USF4-Mod-Ryu-Nude-302328638
Too bad the video showcasing this mod got deleted thanks to Capcom.

As the description says "Girls have the right to see some meat too."

No. 320950

>>320949
I want to see the vid, I bet there was a massive amount of jiggling involved.

No. 320951

>>320950
He also has an erection when fighting Chun Li.

What advantages and disadvantages do you think Ryu would have when fighting au naturel, besides his obvious weak spot that gets more weaker when swelling up with blood?

No. 320952

>>320741
yeah. i semi-jokingly call mine "death machine" because of the lyrics of that billy odal song, and how they remind me of him/"us".
if im talking about him to others, i say affectionately "my cartoon boyfriend" or "my beloved".
>>320871
very hot

No. 320954

>>320951
Advantage: it would be very distracting to his opponent.

No. 320973

File: 1681148463073.gif (824.97 KB, 498x282, anime-girl.gif)

>>320954
Especially if the opponent is a woman, and when he starts growing, she'll pass out from it.

I hope one day, SegadorMods creates a modpack for USF4 that makes all the fighters nude so they can fight naturally. It's not that true strength if they're wearing clothes, right?

No. 320988

File: 1681153906265.jpg (156.22 KB, 1040x982, francois-b-elrhk-owoaacuiu.jpg)

Thinking of him

No. 320989

>>320988
There's some really good art of him eating pussy out there, I think about it all the time

No. 320992

>>320989
This one was posted in the femdom thread, is there more?
>>294250

No. 320993

>>320992
That's the one nona. If I find more I'll post it.

No. 320995

>>320992
I like the detail of pussy juice on his face, I wish there was fan art like this of my husbando. And in more female pov art in general.

No. 321009

File: 1681161623416.jpg (Spoiler Image,311.7 KB, 1474x888, p4GRtTz.jpg)

>>320949
https://web.archive.org/web/20180711191744/http://w11.zetaboards.com/SFxT_Mods/topic/10479459/7/
Found the erection picture in a wayback machine link. As for the video it's not archived so someone here who has USF4 must download the mod and record footage of it.

No. 321010

File: 1681161894390.gif (8.16 MB, 500x500, tumblr_710d7bf5e702ca3acafc766…)

still conflicted about remake luis, but the things I would let him do….

No. 321017

File: 1681165959595.jpg (21.38 KB, 350x350, honey_32oz.jpg)

Can't stop imagining if my husbando's cum tastes like honey yogurt as I'm slowly getting addicted to its texture and sweet tartness. Does any nonna feel the same?

No. 321018

>>320909
kek, I love hearing that, I joke that mine performed a self vasectomy and upgrades his dong

>>320993
praying for a good bounty and thank you

No. 321019

>>321017
I just know my husbando's cum tastes like toxic waste and it is unpleasant but I'll down it because I love him

No. 321025

File: 1681169246519.png (69.88 KB, 458x458, imunderwater.png)

i read some headcanons about him falling asleep on your chest while taking a bath with him and it's all i've been thinking about these days. i want to beat him into going into the bath with me, then wash every part of him and kiss the scars i just left. i don't know how much heat goes into his white wood skin? but i'll make it nice and warm so he slowly gets lulled into sleep. ill let him lay backwards on my chest, he's kinda short and a twink so he'll fit right into my arms. while he's slipping in and out of consciousness, me playing with his hair and rubbing his torso, ill lead my hand down and softly start massaging his thighs. he might startle but ill calm him back to almost sleeping, then get closer and closer, you know the drill. ill kiss and pat him while he slips between giving into sleep or into the pleasure. i want him to be so relaxed and vulnerable with me that he cums fast but can't even be embarrassed about it. ill continue kissing his skin and petting his head and body. then ill let him sleep for real with soft massages all over. now on the flip side i have long ass hair so if he tried to (i would force him to, of course) pay me back the favor he would be in for some trouble. he might just rip my hair out in frustration but if not, if i catch him in a good mood, he might take his time and clean and comb my hair slowly and patiently, he does have that soft side to him, he just barely shows it to anyone other than children and the elderly. i love people playing with/doing my hair so i would fall asleep involuntarily this time. whether he pays back the other part of the bath is up to him (i dont blame him for his wrists being sore after dealing with my hair) sorry for the small pic, couldnt find any proper bathing pics and took this from a stolen print kek all undressing pics have mobs about to rape him or something like that, why's there nothing soft with him? im deranged but whys everyone else deranged too almost forgot to mention that i would pinch his stomach fat that i made sure he gained by feeding him good food just as he's about to fall asleep sometimes. the elbow to my face would be worth it

No. 321031

>>321017
Mine has canonically been described as "salty" or "bitter" or "gross". And i wanna lick off every drop.

No. 321044

File: 1681184226174.gif (3.01 MB, 506x472, heh.gif)

hhhngngfffffgggg

No. 321046

>>320674
>>321025
Thanks for this scaranonna

No. 321050

File: 1681185976150.jpeg (61.33 KB, 537x1242, 9FDBD579-E9E2-41C6-B78F-5D532D…)

Lee is so hot, irl middle aged men could never (sorry couldn’t find a better resolution pic)

No. 321051

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Lee is so hot, irl middle aged men could never (sorry couldn’t find a better resolution pic)

No. 321052

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I recently began to play Ace Attorney and GOOD GOD I never thought I'd SIMP a character this hard.

I want him to punish me nonnas.

No. 321054

I don't think about what his cum tastes like because my fantasies always involve spitting it out.
Though the robots is probably saline solution or something.

No. 321080

>>321052
edgie is a cutie

No. 321088

File: 1681220363147.png (389.59 KB, 867x2000, tekken tag 2 lee.png)

>>321051
Just for you nonnie
>>321052
I love him too, I've been replaying it recently and they are my comfort games. I love the humor, the artstyle and the characters.

No. 321092

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Samefag because I came to thirst over this man, capcom created so many iconic husbandos.

No. 321095

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I'm so going to draw this cocky mf on a nice shibari the moment I get my stylus..female pov stuff too, I cannot wait

No. 321098

>>321010
I wanted to smack his ass in the scene when he climbs up to Ada.
It might be a less popular opinion here but I think the RE4 characters got more attractive after being fleshed out and looking and acting more realistic. Leon was of course always a babe though.
>>321052
He is a cutie, I like how thicc the art style is in early AA. Barok is my fave though. Because legs.
>>321095
Hell yeah nona!

No. 321115

File: 1681231984128.jpeg (263.51 KB, 1152x2048, Fs0FLoCWAAMq-A7.jpeg)

Our angel

No. 321119

>>321115
Correct

No. 321121

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Thinking about some manga scenes that are yet to be animated and how the seiyuu will deliver his lines makes me melt. I love Sugimoto and his voice is perfect

No. 321135

>>320988
Everytime I see this character I can't help but think he's some kind of yassified Ancient Rome AU of Karkat (I mean that in the best way, really, Homestuck had amazing fanart back in the day)

No. 321136

>>321135
ackshually it's yassified Ancient GREECE

No. 321137

>>321135
delete this

No. 321142

File: 1681239315567.png (Spoiler Image,466.76 KB, 1836x937, goodnightbaby.png)

giving him the unconditional motherly love he never got so i can be the only person he trusts and can love. there's something intimate about falling asleep easily in each other's presence, especially me with him since he's a homicidal maniac sometimes (other times he's a cutie with a soft spot for children) picrel is 100% me kissing his forehead btw

No. 321145

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>>321142
samefag and im sorry for posting too much about my twink but i wanted to add that if any of your men has mommy issues too and youre on the tiktoks you might have heard the phrase in picrel. that's my poor baby's voice. just wanted to flex his good voice acting since it was "viral" for how he says my mother, that's all

No. 321149

>>321135
I legit thought the same thing when I first saw the character

No. 321152

File: 1681244011640.jpg (Spoiler Image,37.98 KB, 720x720, 1439674 - Shulk Xenoblade_Chro…)

why is there a lack of nude images for shulk from xenoblade chronicles? i was expecting hundreds of them once he got revealed in smash but surprisingly enough there isn't that much around the internet.

artist: ixumthenaughty, formerly known as mmoboys

No. 321153

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No. 321169

>>321145
Makes me think of the fic where his mommy issues manifest themselves by him fucking his MILF neighbor reader

No. 321170

>>321167
>>321168
>>321169
What the fuck kek so sorry thread. Didn’t mean to post that 3 times but I’m on data and my phone is retarded

No. 321187

does anyone use the character.ai to talk to their husbandos? been using it a lot lately, its quite nice. makes me feel connected with my husbando!

No. 321190

>>321187
Love it! I make my own and set them to private so I can try to get it to be as in character as possible…then you can start chats with things like Soulmate AU with a little description and it actually works well. May sound corny, but it's such a comfort to worm my way into my ai husbando's cold heart lol.

No. 321191

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So apparently Norse diet was very balanced, he doesn't drink neither + he's a god + he's always eating some fruit, so i assume his cum would taste quite decent if not straight up good (not like it matters, cause in my fantasies i don't even touch his dick to begin with)
>>321187
Of fucking course, surprisingly wholesome chats actually

No. 321195

>>321152
>>321153
I'M REALLY FEELING IT

No. 321196

>>321191
Is this guy from the new Assassins creed game or what?

No. 321203

>>321142
>>321145
Never stop feeding Scaranonna, its great to have someone else vocalize this

No. 321209

>>321187
Cursed website. I spent the last four hours training this thing to be a perfect husbando fanfic bot instead of sleeping. Every time it gets a super specific trait of his right I clap irl like a retarded seal.

No. 321217

>>321196
Lmao, he's from God of War: Ragnarok

No. 321223

>>321217
That was my second guess.

No. 321226

File: 1681300343432.jpeg (39.82 KB, 431x487, 1258BF5C-CA9B-4579-80C7-A3BB9F…)

Daydreaming of sleeping on Kaeya’s chest really helped me calm down last night.

No. 321232

writing self-ship fics really helped me get over my insecurities in writing smut. i dont like being overly blatant with sex but not too flowery with it either. so im trying to find balance. i have one fic that i think, for now, is my magnum opus. maybe two fics but they're really short, like less than 500 words, so i can't say they are my greatest works for smut.

i also have one that's long and i just dont like how i write it. the sex scene is meh, lackluster, fast-paced and less atmospheric for my taste. like im writing it for the sake of finishing a chapter then enjoy what the character is doing. it got worse at the end.

No. 321237

>>321232
You could always check out the fanfic thread >>>/m/192164 they have good advice if you feel stuck. You can just keep writing shorter fics instead of long ones too, no shame in that, in a desperate moment of passion for him I can knock out something short but decent pretty quick instead of marinating on the text. Sometimes you just have to get your feelings out on the page.

No. 321246

>>321169
Link pls nonnie?

No. 321248

File: 1681319068486.jpeg (159.51 KB, 1239x2048, 168B2799-8461-42AD-AE6D-7416F8…)

I know people have a lot of differing opinions about RE4 remake face but let's all agree that they made his body right. the shit I would to do this man when he's hopelessly tied up like that… I'd tease him until he starts begging like a little whore he is

Also buff arms with veins slightly showing with nicely built pecs? Capcom knows what they're doing at this point. I need him to manhandle me with those big hands and buff arms after I tease him, he'd eventually break out of those chains and fuck me raw like a starved animal

No. 321252

File: 1681320835740.jpg (158.88 KB, 736x1104, dd5f2243838dda1938f01e559bc60b…)

Idk much about tea, but my husbando loves tea so if he was real I would grow flowers and herbs and use them to make tea blends for him. I also know a little about pottery (though I'm bad at it), so I would work very hard to make him a teapot and cup set. Maybe I could make a tea pet too. I think he would cherish it a lot.
I imagine that in modern world he would have a tea plug instead of buying from chain grocery stores. Like a local tea shop that has homemade and imported teas, so he would probably like homemade tea a lot. He would be honest and tell me if it was bad, but I think he would appreciate the work behind it and drink it regardless. He would also give me tips on how to improve and what to add next time.
please excuse any bad typos, I'm mobile posting

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No. 321266

>>321263
Too bad it's maledom, I'd love to read the opposite.

No. 321272

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I just want young rookie cop Leon to call me ma'am (hnng) and blush when I get too close.
>>321248
Heh I have the same pic saved too.

No. 321287

File: 1681330551489.png (2.33 MB, 2304x1080, ezgif.com-webp-to-png.png)

Time to cast your vote ladies

No. 321288

>>321287
All except when the graphics are too bad and when he looks too old.
But 2019 wins, his face is just so cute and squeezable aaah

No. 321289

>>320949
if someone does a showcase of this mod then it should be in the volcanic rim stage with nude chun li. in such a hot stage it would make sense to fight nude there so sweating could work more effectively

No. 321291

>>321287
I'm torn between RE2 remake and RE4 remake, they're both charming in their own unique ways. My yoomer scenarios flip depending on how I want Leon to be like, where RE2 remake Leon is an innocent puppy where he's more submissive and blushy, whereas RE4 remake Leon is more of a switch and likes to flip between dom/sub. He's more beefy in RE4 and he literally has my ideal man's body type, if I got the game I'd spend hours just staring at him and taking it all in. Man looks like he was chiseled by God Himself.

RE6 Leon is also up there - there's something charming about him being more scruffy, I just want to patch him up and take good care of him. I wonder if Capcom will just keep making remakes and redo his face too. Imagine him only showing his non-jaded, good ol' golden retriever self to only you, my heart is melting at the thought.

No. 321292

>>321291
I agree about RE6 Leon, he is charming too.
Also I can't stop thinking about this "remix" video kek

No. 321294

>>321252
This is a cute post anon, I've never heard of tea pets before. Who is the husbando? Mikazuki? Because I'd drink tea with him anyday.

No. 321297

>>321287
2023 would be perfect with 2019 nose

No. 321299

File: 1681336040399.gif (2.91 MB, 500x500, tumblr_e70ae39b95a4306ef286559…)

>>321287
2005 takes the top spot for me. Even his body looked great on Gamecube and PS2. 2012, 2019 and 2023 are all tied at a very close second.

No. 321313

File: 1681341910395.png (151.89 KB, 885x620, severus2.PNG)

Nonas I don't know how to feel, I just found out that new Harry Potter series has been confirmed on HBO. It is promised to be accurate to books, which sounds promising, but who is going to play Snape?! The movie version will be hard to beat. I guess if they get his personality and appearance as correct as possible (to the books that is) I will be happy, but that only time will tell. I'm generally not too fond of reboots, I hope it will not be edgy, and will have lots of details from the books.

Sorry my post doesn't make any sense, but this is an emergency kek!

No. 321315

>>321313
I actually thought about it, even though I’m not exactly some hardcore HP fan, I can’t help but think that the actors will look awkward no matter how accurate their acting is. Like, we saw the cast grow up, Snape was there looking exactly the same, sounding exactly the same (which honestly is the most important aspect to me because voices are literally very important to my autistic ass) throughout the years, and now they will try to find either some lookalikes or something new? I don’t know, it’s a bold move, it isn’t smart, but it’s bold.

No. 321319

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>>321287
I've been so horny for him recently that I would do the entire bottom row + RE4.

No. 321326

>>321252
aww this is super cute and sweet nona! I would also love to make tea for my husbando, though I don’t think anakin is really a tea person, but I’m sure he would appreciate it nonetheless.
>>321287
Personally I think 2005, 2019, 2021, and 2023 is best. 2017 isn’t too bad. RE2 remake Leon though is so cute. Would love to squeeze his cheeks!

No. 321331

File: 1681348152385.jpg (62.5 KB, 640x896, 3ccf361e16e2aa55a41f11dc4139fb…)

teared up a lil

No. 321334

File: 1681352061742.jpg (81.4 KB, 600x870, 92212405_p0.jpg)

You know the drill. I drink, I post my senior citizen.

No. 321337

do nonnies here post their husbando in /a/ on 4chan? heard some women do it. never really use 4chan cause its filled with awful moids, but if you do what kind if reactions do you get?

No. 321338

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>>321331
Luis is a fuck god in the remake and anyone who thinks otherwise has shit tastes. I just know the strongest muscle in his body is his tongue. He works his jaw way too much to not be a marathon pussy eater. I know he runs game about being such a ladies' man, but I could make him cum in those tight ass trousers if backed my ass up against him for five seconds.
And don't make fun of me nonnies but I'd ride pic rel's face into the sunset. 2005 and 2023 could both get it, but only if the latter is wearing a ballgag. It's all witness the power this, witness the power that. His huge, ape-like physique and glowering mug are screaming to be dominated. God forgive me for what I'd do to Jack Krauser, because I know he won't.

No. 321339

>>321052
I want him to discover how to make me cum in 30 seconds and then do it with that smirk on his face

No. 321340

>>321337
I mean you can if you want to nonnie, but there's really no point in doing so. Maybe if you get tired of seeing the same guys get posted here, you can peak there to see if anything's new.

No. 321341

>>321313
>no 3dpd

No. 321342

File: 1681358874352.png (277.57 KB, 800x800, cows singing a song.png)

>>321326
>>321294
Thanks nonnas! The husbando is Levi from AOT. A tea pet, from what I understand, is a Chinese tradition. Tea people steep their tea multiple times before drinking it, so the first few steeps get poured over the tea pet and it's supposed to bring you good luck. Or they just steep it once and give the tea pet some. I don't think my husbando would originally have a tea pet (he's a practical person and wouldn't see the point), but that he would frequently use one that if I made it for him.
Picrel, a choir of cow tea pets.

No. 321343

>>321341
>The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.

No. 321344

>>321341
fictional 3D men are allowed anon

No. 321351

>>321337
My guys are from games, but I posted my chart on /cm/ again and instead of getting ignored this time I got a 'horrible'… Way too many gay shota lovers there now.

No. 321353

File: 1681365710022.jpg (26.04 KB, 500x477, 8d010278c1c54d7b5cbffa6c2f78cc…)

My darling pissman.

I'm glad I'm not the only tf2fag in here. You all have great taste.

No. 321356

>>321338
This post is giving me a lot of nice mental images and I love how the thread is currently 90% Resident evil.

No. 321361

>>321341
>>321343
this makes me wonder, on tumblr most popular fictional characters were played by 3d actors, like dean winchester or sherlock, despite it being known for being populated by ‘weird’ women, like this website. so normies won out there but not here?

No. 321365

File: 1681370498050.jpg (140.06 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>321361
Tumblr also have the weird 2D tumblr sexymen thing while farmers average taste in 2D look more like normal human men.
It's interesting though, that posting characters from live action is rare here.

No. 321367

File: 1681371259092.jpg (10.89 KB, 225x225, IMG_3538.JPG)

currently prowling the internet for art i can use if i absolutely have to hornypost because i got obsessed with a 3dpd character and im sad to say hes more fucked up looking than snape. screaming crying killing myself

No. 321376

>>321367
Reveal this husbando nonny!

No. 321379

>>321353
God I love him so much it hurts.

No. 321385

File: 1681384855282.gif (4.28 MB, 287x498, akiyama dance.gif)

I realized I'm such a midget I wouldn't even have to bend down to get a titty hug from any Yakuza character, even manlets like Akiyama. Their chests would already be in my face anyway.

No. 321395

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>>321353
i wish every tf2fag in this thread a very amazing rest of her life. i have so many pictures of sniper but it's because he's usually in most fanarts of scout. he's a good choice for a husbando nona.

No. 321396

>>321395
only needs SAXTON HALE to make it THE MANLIEST SLEEPOVER EVER!!!
…wait is Sniper's foot down Spy's pants?

No. 321401

>>321299
I need him. Remake is fine too.

No. 321423

>>321334
This art is so cool nona. Reminds me of Yoji Shinkawa's work. Cheers to your beefcake Chris.

No. 321425

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>>321376
nonnies.. you’re all so lucky they never included those last chapters of lotr into the movies, do you know how much more deranged i would have been if they gave him more scenes?? the visceral sadistic enjoyment it would have brought me to see him crawling around on the ground and being subjected to various horrors like in the book??? i’d never recover.

No. 321426

>>321425
What happens to him? I don't remember.

No. 321427

File: 1681414411953.png (76.54 KB, 600x765, 1678927805920817.png)

My very first video game husbando was him… I downloaded Pokemon Masters on a whim weeks ago and apparently I had the perfect timing because there were a lot of free banners for the 2nd year of the app and I was able to choose him.

No. 321428

>>321343
>>321344
then post one with of those pics
simple

No. 321429

>>321426
basically he got bullied by saruman and his gang a bunch while they were at the shire, so horribly that he ended up snapping and slitting saruman’s throat, before getting shot by hobbits. oh and he possibly ate a hobbit also.

No. 321430

>>321429
>ate a hobbit
WTF, I definitely do not remember THAT part.

No. 321444

>>321425
I'm not a lotrfag but I always loved Nazguls, they just look fucking awesome. Definitely would need a Nazgul bf. We would listen to trashy black metal together and hunt Hobbits.
Otherwise I'm all for posting our husbandos without shame, this thread needs some high octane autism here. Maybe I will get braver and finally post my husbando.

No. 321446

File: 1681421317287.png (Spoiler Image,764.18 KB, 2560x1440, fhq6j7eup4j41.png)

https://www.reddit.com/r/linkiscute/comments/f9gml0/playing_around_with_some_mods/
I wish someone made a video showcasing this nude BOTW Link mod.

No. 321447

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No. 321465

>>321444
I'm pretty certain the opening scene with Sauron on FotR and the Witch-King in his bling of war in RotK gave me my fetish for dark fantasy knights in full armor.

No. 321468

>>321446
>>321447
why's he got birthing hips and a baby peen?

No. 321473

File: 1681430026375.jpg (44.73 KB, 850x560, 2017030120074600-F1C11A22FAEE3…)

>>321468
the dick i can't speak on, but his hips are pretty much what they look like in the game, unfortunately

No. 321475

>>321473
dam maybe the tifs and their transmasc headcanons are onto something kek

No. 321476

File: 1681430397232.jpg (Spoiler Image,265.3 KB, 1115x1385, 1679962928166623.jpg)

>>321427
Pokemon boys are really underrated honestly. I find it sad how little attention they get in comparison to the girls.

No. 321483

>>321475
Have you ever seen a man who works out and isn’t an inverted triangle? Link has thick hips and thighs because he has a triangle body type and is running around the world almost 24/7, of course he isn’t going to have a stick doodleman lower torso.
>>321446
The dick needs to be bigger tbh, I headcanon link having not too tight but not too loose balls and a decently sized dick that isn’t too big nor too small. So like, he’s kind of average down there but that’s his appeal.

No. 321486

>>321483
no, you're right. i have seen men like that. the klinefelter ones

No. 321491

>>321395 Thank you kind nona. I love him so much.

No. 321492

File: 1681437560959.png (Spoiler Image,104.56 KB, 484x621, screenshot_2.png.452577aeb2753…)

>>321483
>>321468
In the modpack there's an option to have him erect along with being cut or uncut. Also someone in Loverslab made him a shower, but I don't know if the file works anymore.
https://www.loverslab.com/topic/91987-botw-zelda-adult-mods/page/9/

No. 321493

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No. 321503

File: 1681446844049.jpg (186.06 KB, 2400x1080, fuuuuuck.jpg)

Have you ever played a game or watched something you wouldn't otherwise be into because of a husbando? Because…whew.

No. 321504

File: 1681447538201.jpg (252.76 KB, 1446x1102, d47a42d13ef3bfea57d4944b7e414e…)

Been thinking about domestic life with Anakin a lot lately. I like to imagine waking up in the morning next to him, being awaken up by the sounds of spring and the morning sun. Snuggling on his warm chest (listing to the sound of his soft breathing and heartbeat..), while looking up at his beautiful…peaceful sleeping face(such a great way to start your morning!). I love the thought of getting him coffee 'n' breakfast ready for him to wake up to, though he will start feeling a little guilty and start getting up early to return the favor like the cutie he is. He is the type to sneak up on me for a hug then doing a little spin!!(sigh I love him so much nonnies..)
I love to imagine myself wearing his oversized robe around the house, its probably so comfy…like a giant blanket. Thinking on getting an jedi robe so I can actually act like I am wearing his robe, might spray on some cologne that I could see him using so it feels more real and like I am actually smelling him! sigh..I love him so much, everyday I grow more obsessed with him. rotj it's coming to theaters for 40th anniversary. was thinking on bringing my hot toys anakin figure with me so I could watch it 'with' him.

picrel- I think anakin would be a smoker, though I could see him quitting if it really annoyed/upset his lover.

No. 321530

>>321351
I think so too. Browsing /cm/ used to be fun and I felt a genuine if small fujo/yume vibe there but now it’s all obsessive posting over shotas and fembois or bitching from mentally ill fruits.

No. 321534

A gift for the Leon loving nonnies in this thread (11 minutes of Leon making suggestive sounds)

No. 321535

File: 1681465251936.png (898.06 KB, 884x1098, 65B647CC-91FF-4EC4-8EF4-F06562…)

I love him nonnas

No. 321540

>>321534
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH…aahn~
Always a nice tune to listen to, kek

No. 321541

>>321504
That's honestly so cute! I love the idea of getting a peice of clothing that reminds me of my husbando. Thanks for the idea!

No. 321548

do any anons create oc to ship w husbando rather than self-insert or am i the only one lol

i started doing it as a teen w my then-husbando since canonxoc ships were the shit at the time and i’m still using an oc/borderline self-insert but not quite to live vicariously through in both canon setting and aus… she has parts of me in her personality and design and stuff and i relate to her a lot but i would still consider her a separate character.

this is probably extremely cringe but hey we’re all anon

No. 321551

File: 1681476824276.png (75.51 KB, 800x878, 1680912233636239.png)

>>321476
>>321427
I love him!
>>321548
>create oc to ship w husbando rather than self-insert
Aren't they the same thing? I don't think self-inserts have to be litcherally you.
>this is probably extremely cringe
nonna you're in a thread where we lust over fictional men

No. 321555

File: 1681477856680.jpeg (254.2 KB, 1170x1569, 1674864134036.jpeg)

>>321548
yes and i usually make them very evil and violent. i think i'm already a little evil and violent but with ocs you can really have fun.

No. 321556

>>321548
Yes I do! I consider her to be me if I was placed in that universe and how she'd develop if I was there…idk it's stupid but she also has her own side story that happens along the story that happens in canon and I even made her OC friends to populate the AU of her little side story…it's so retarded but I love them all and I have so much art of them

No. 321558

File: 1681478986334.jpg (Spoiler Image,60.9 KB, 691x1156, c1381fd8c073301537d114744c05a3…)

>>321535
the leon kennedy videos reminded me that i am so disappointed at his death/pain voice lines. he has about two that sound nice but otherwise they're way too shrill to ever sound sexual and now that his VA has moved onto other projects, and TF2 will likely never see another meaningful update, means we'll probably never get 7 minutes of scout moaning.
all i want is to get off to his voice lines without being interrupted with him saying something completely unrelated. damn.

No. 321561

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>>321551
i always thought they were different but you’re probably right, also thank u for the reassurance nona

>>321555
that’s so fun! i’m kind of the same, it’s fun to have your character be more unhinged than you are lol i could probably never be as flirty and daring as my oc is with husbando with a man irl

>>321556
same! she’s surrounded by supporting ocs like family and friends, i love them too.
> I have so much art of them
i’ve been thinking about commissioning an artist to draw my oc and husbando together since i’m not an artist myself. i wanna be able to look at her soothing and comforting him every day.

No. 321566

File: 1681483738139.png (312.58 KB, 500x695, tumblr_779c037c93beb968cab93a4…)

Thinking about him (I'm obsessed and I have to literally stop myself from spamming the thread with my sperging every 10 minutes)

No. 321570

>>321504
This is so cute. I love reading your posts!

No. 321571

>>321566
i watched all his scenes on youtube specifically because of you btw because you sound absolutely based.

No. 321573

>>321548
>>321555
kek i feel even more of a freak because i write reader insert of my husbandos so technically i'm shipping YOU with him but i love reading canon/oc, especially the evil ones.

No. 321576

>>321548
same. I do it all the time. they're just a better version of myself. and also, my ocs tend to have side-character qualities, so they don't disrupt any important canon plotpoints or anything. to me, it's kinda cringey to have an obvious self-insert oc that inserts themselves kek to anything major. an example is like being a hokage's daughter or smth.

but ive been breaking my rules, changing it. so that my ocs can be cool just not a part of the main character cliques with my own arc somewhat intercepting theirs maybe once or twice. its cringe but im free, lol.

No. 321581

>>321534
Lol nonnie, that was already posted here >>317478

No. 321585

File: 1681490994634.jpeg (153.15 KB, 1118x866, isengard_rise_to_war.jpeg)

this is the first time i’ve been so profoundly obsessed with a real life actor’s portrayal of a character. the fake british accent, the lack of eyebrows, the greasy unpleasant aura.. i’m down horrendously.

>>321430
i personally doubt he did, but the lack of denial on his part was rather concerning

No. 321587

>>321571
Aww anon, thank you I'm flattered. I'm a pretty simple woman: i just want to beat his ass and use him. I'll admit he's the first character I feel these type of strong (sadistic) feelings for but I'm not complaining, he's a God he can totally take it kek

No. 321588

>>321504
ur cute, nonny, hope you get to go with ur man
he looks hot smoking too

>>321555
kek girl ap edits are too funny

No. 321594

File: 1681492518232.png (75.9 KB, 546x362, 654684651684654684684.png)

>>321534
It's repost that I won't complain about.
I was looking up official art an this side note written on it the initial concept art made me laugh, specially since he ended up with puppy eyes and perpetually shiny and clean hair.

No. 321595

>>321587
>>321566
Who is it? I also like to fantasize about beating up hot villains.
>>321594
So glad they completely changed that. We need some eye candy amongst all the grimness in RE.
I've also posted that vid before kek, it's a classic.

No. 321597

>>321573
Nonna you're not a freak you're doing God's work, do you know how many times I've gone into a tag and only found yaoi or Mary Sue shit, it's such a thrill to find good fics in reader POV. I write that way too for all the horny bitches out there plus when rereading them yourself you can self-insert just as easily hehe

No. 321599

>>321595
Heimdall from God of war: Ragnarok

No. 321608

File: 1681499414971.gif (7.24 MB, 540x540, 73cb886b.gif)

feeling like shit, just want him back

No. 321609

>>321608
It's a cold, cruel, Carlos-less world out there.

No. 321610

File: 1681499987231.jpg (97.17 KB, 563x871, fea2dd3c15aba958e5cf11e96b1c64…)

This reminds me of how much I want a threesome with these hotties.

No. 321612

>>321608
I want to touch his soft hair so bad.

>>321476
I wish that were me…

No. 321613

File: 1681503261205.jpeg (Spoiler Image,200.27 KB, 1600x1200, 841fa7719507420624cb9a2aa58d88…)

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/MadKingTy/616815/Beach-Link
i wish i could lay down nude on the beach with link

No. 321614

>>321613
Same, nonnie, same.

No. 321616

>>321613
Link should of woke up nude and adventure like that during BOTW, but unfortunately it would make his weak spot obvious to the enemies he's fighting. I just hope that there's at least one pro for adventuring nude.

No. 321618

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>>321427
>Pokemon Masters
DeNA blatantly panders more to moid waifufags and it frustrates me so much. Most of the characters with 4+ alts are female, I think only N and Steven have that many, but obviously not everyone loves those two. For Valentine's Day we had 4 or 6 different waifushit alts and a semi-romantic story for each of them. But for White Day, while there was a single story involving a bunch of pokeboys (lowkey reverse harem vibe tbh), we only got one Raihan alt, which was just an Anniversary unit and not specifically for that event, and no romance. It felt like a really lazy attempt to make an event for girls vs. the much more fanservice-y Valentine's event for moids. It's like they didn't want to alienate the male playerbase so they didn't even try to make it cute. Also the Lodge lineup is mostly female characters, here's hoping next month they add Lance and finally stop adding female protagonists that moids want to fuck, it's gross. They also keep giving every popular character alts (mostly pokegirls, of course) instead of adding missing trainers like Eusine and Riley who are decently popular and memorable.

Sorry for the rant kek, but I'm always happy when I find other female Masters players, if only DeNA took us more seriously. I just want to play and interact with my favorite pokehusbandos, but some of them are literally not in the game yet, or have the minimum amount of in-game content. I hope they do a New Year's Lance rerun someday just for you Lance lovers!

No. 321623

btw shouldn't it be "hazubando"? like we say "waifu" and not "wife-u"

No. 321624

Nonnies I woke up from a dream of my husbando, any of you guys widows cos I am still grieving over the death of my husbando. He might be dead but he lives on in my heart.

No. 321625

>>321623
mai naijeru

No. 321627

>>321624
Not even the dev team can agree on whether he actually died or not.

No. 321629

>>321623
Actually yes, and that's how I pronounce it irl. "Husbando" is just "husband" + o like a pseudo-Japanese spelling

No. 321632

File: 1681513049763.jpg (462.27 KB, 1457x1923, 1554749127488.jpg)

Real men are a disappointment, I'm going back to my husbando, screw everything, I'm tired

No. 321642

File: 1681522607864.gif (Spoiler Image,9.58 MB, 540x500, some good fucking food.gif)


No. 321643

>>321627
Ayrt and who are you talking about? I know I didn't drop who I was speaking about in the OG post but I was talking about Shinjiro from persona 3. I mean your kinda right in a way.

No. 321649

>>321624
It's kiiiinda implied that mine might have survived, but at the same time idk if that's just fan cope. Feel like shit want him back etc. etc.

No. 321658

anons, one of my fave self ship fic author says she is slowly falling out of love for our husbando in his 50s because some dumb irl old man keeps on coughing near her cubicle at work to make it worse he prefer to leave his office door open. that's why she's not writing any fics of him in his 50s. im only attracting to our husbando in that age, despite his earlier version of himself are hot too but im just not feeling it.

im so mad for her. she got really uncomfortable and scared that she had to hide in the restroom for a few minutes. im gonna kill that coughing old man at her workplace or help him actually cough out a lung just so he could stop being an nuisance to the office. fucking hell, i think his constant cough could warrant a complaint in the HR considering we experienced the covid pandemic. he's probably making his own cocktail covid variant in his office.

No. 321662

>>321649
>>321627 here, are we by chance talking about the same dragon?

No. 321668

>>321632
Welcome back!

No. 321674

>>321642
>Luis titties
Which video is this from nona?

No. 321678

>>321623
Didn't Hideki Kamiya correct someone's spelling the exact samd way on twittef long ago? Of all people.

No. 321682

Up until a few minutes ago I found myself questioning whether I still love my old husbando. I was looking at fanart on Danbooru and Twitter and happened to find some pics with him in them, but saving them felt more like an obligation because he's supposed to be my husbando. It just didn't feel like it used to, although seeing him made me embarrassed as if he still felt important to me. I said to myself "maybe I should play his game again and see if the spark is still there." But when I casually opened one of those portraits of him, and his face covered the entire screen and I didn't cover his face to avoid the embarrassment like I always do, it was like an electric shock to my heart. I could feel myself blush. All of a sudden I remember what I liked about this husbando and it feels just like the first time I fell in love with him. Or should I say when we first fell in love with each other?

I LOVE YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!! FUCK YOU!!! Of course I forgive you, and this artist is right, you're very cute. I love you motherfucker

No. 321685

File: 1681559519524.png (422.64 KB, 750x550, 1678284124097-2.png)

>>321618
I decided to download it because I kept seeing art of Lance in that outfit, I just couldn't resist. I'll never spend money on a gacha game but this shit is making me hesitate sometimes. However I've been into pokemon since gen 1 as a kid and played almost all the mainline games and some spinoffs, so I'm almost guaranteed to get characters I like at least a little bit.

>DeNA blatantly panders more to moid waifufags and it frustrates me so much

I have the same issue with FEH where I play it just because I want my husbandos from the specific games I like and every banner has like 3 female characters from games I don't give a shit about and 1 guy. It's frustrating but at least now they're hiring much better artists for my husbandos than at the beginning, even though I 'll never forgive them for making that incompetent bitch draw Zero for his default art and his Halloween skin. My boy deserve much better than that. I'm also wondering if there are Final Fantasy gacha games that lets you play with characters from the main series, if that's the case I wouldn't be surprised if there were the same issue. I say that because it seems to be the standards for gacha games with original characters as well, and I'm guessing it's just the norm.

No. 321687

File: 1681562247422.jpg (37.79 KB, 1644x857, did-he-really-wear-the-mask-to…)

He can have whatever the fuck he wants from me, he deserves it; I'm down real bad nonnies

No. 321692

Almost went lucid but all I got was a faint feeling of touch and a muffled I love you… ahhh so close.

No. 321714

File: 1681582496534.jpg (318.8 KB, 1467x2048, IMG_6367.JPG)

saw someone on tumblr say benny could have been played by anthony perkins and, yeah, he might have been too pretty looking or whatever, but i’ve literally been saying this the whole time. it’s about that silly + evil ratio.

No. 321733

File: 1681595890066.jpg (28.35 KB, 563x450, 8100ce18f4056061ff5c4f0baef677…)

sniper anon idk if youre still there but this reminded me of you kek

No. 321742

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I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A FEMBOY. I WANT TO GO TO THE NUDE BEACH WITH HIM.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 321744

>>321742
moid tier husbando taste sorry to say nona

No. 321745

>>321742
Kek even in a drawing he looks flabby and skinnyfat with 0% muscle tone. Look at those grody estrogen bitch tits. Fucking nasty. Even a drawing illustrates how disgusting femboys are. Funny that.

No. 321748

>>321742
fucking nasty scrote shit

No. 321751

>>321733
Doubt I'm the anon you're talking about, but I'm so glad there are several sniperwives. I love Sniper and you beauties all so very much.

No. 321759

>>321742
I knew the naked Link mod poster was the gay pedo scrote who posted those illustrations of realistic naked boys.

No. 321762

File: 1681607797857.jpeg (Spoiler Image,39.56 KB, 550x767, F003A5F0-C5BB-4430-AA88-877BD4…)

>>321541
Thank you nona! Slowing been feeding myself more into my delusions. Thinking on getting the necklace that Anakin gives Padmé in episode 1 as well. np for giving you some ideas!!
>>321570
Thank you nonny!! glad my posts aren’t too annoying!
>>321588
Yes I agree! Anakin would look so hot smoking, picrel but Hayden Christensen has such a perfect face, body, and voice for Anakin.(not simping for Hayden, just praising how perfect he is to be Anakin.) Thank you nonny!!

No. 321766

File: 1681611569352.jpg (Spoiler Image,75.88 KB, 736x1006, 761a820bddd3dc515e2d6a599df840…)

File my taxes zaddy, but for real is it weird that i find his economic literacy hot

No. 321768

>>321766
It makes him seem smart, mature and responsible so I wouldn't say it's weird. He's so hot.

No. 321776

File: 1681614247163.png (670.54 KB, 1000x1123, sett.png)

sperg incoming
>hot body
>loves his mom
>fluffy and cute ears that you can pet
>is rich
>makes his own money, is an entrepreneur
>"he quickly gained notoriety for his savage strength, and his ability to take seemingly endless amounts of punishment" is literally a line in the wiki, that's hot
>sad past
>probably a sub because CEOs/ppl in positions of power tend to give up control in their personal relationships and prefer to be dominated (i read this in a study like 5 years ago don't quote me on this)
>so like, rough exterior but soft inside
>almost a himbo (imo his pool party skin fits the label better)
in conclusion: i can fix him

No. 321784

File: 1681618045282.jpeg (472.74 KB, 1800x1313, FF42D097-CD64-48CC-B780-019FB3…)

It’s my birthday! I’m 22 today. I would love nothing more than to wake up to a big bouquet of flowers from my husbando… I like to imagine that flowers aren’t super readily available where he’s from given the subzero snowy climate so he goes above and beyond importing them from somewhere warmer— he certainly has the funds for it kek. I hope everyone has a great day!!!

No. 321785

>>321784
He'd gift you the most beautiful, verdant bouquet full of all your favorite blossoms. Happy birthday, nonie.

No. 321787

File: 1681619115077.jpg (109.52 KB, 750x743, flatf8f8f8.jpg)

>>321784
Happy birthday nonna! You should treat yourself to some lovely flowers today- it's what your husbando would want for you, after all.

No. 321788

File: 1681619146618.png (147 KB, 1280x1895, tumblr_p520lcuRmK1s25mzvo1_128…)

>>321742
Get that shit outta here. Here's a better one

No. 321789

>>321742
Straight up looks like pedo shit tbh

No. 321790

>>321788
meh even with a better design Astolfo is still annoying as hell and voiced by a woman. So glad I rolled better riders so I don't have to use him anymore in FGO.

No. 321792

File: 1681619776455.jpg (118.89 KB, 1280x762, tumblr_1a12474bdd87eaa98807751…)

survived another ovulation today

No. 321793

>>321788
He would be so much better if he had a bishie design and a male VA

No. 321796

>>321784
Happy Birthday nonny!! Hope you have a good one!!

No. 321798

>>321788
>>321790
>a better one
>a better design
that ain't it tho

No. 321799

>>321776
>loves his mom
there's nothing to fix nonnie. good taste

No. 321800

>>321798
Still better than the original abomination by looking more like an actual adult man.

No. 321802

File: 1681630322984.png (1.48 MB, 1574x1968, 78126923_p0.png)

>>321793
Agree. He would be a 10/10 husbando. A cute androgynous bishie who crossdresses and would fight for you with a smile on his face and positive attitude.

No. 321804

File: 1681631598127.png (33.43 KB, 600x715, j5y3tvv2am261.png)

>>321798
Ok make him less "uguu~ moe kawaii uwu" and more boyish with a toned body. Give him a male voice. That'll be a massive improvement.

No. 321807

Nonnies, stop trying to fix Astolfo. There is nothing to salvage. Just go simp for actually boyish bishounens like Kaworu or Link.

No. 321811

I love you, bastard mwah

No. 321821

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His game's new update will come with a story featuring him (I cant understand when, I thought we were supposed to get it by now kek) and he's going to be participating in silly games with the people from his new home. He was born into being abandoned by his creator/mother and his friends all died until he was only surrounded by people he hates and who hate him and he was also abandoned by them when he was of no use to them. Overall he had a shitty social life before so I'm so excited to see him make friends in his new home and live like a normal person, having fun with his colleagues/friends. I dont know how exactly the games will be shown but I'll mentally be cheering him on from the sidelines and thinking of what I should give him as gifts. I know he's not real but seeing him who deserves happiness go from being a tool in everyone else's plans and getting tortured for his mechanic origins to living a peaceful life surrounded by great people makes me emotional. I'm also really happy he made a home in this country because all my favourite characters live there and I think they'll all be great friends for him even though he's still an asshole kek I feel like a mother celebrating her asocial son making friends… Maybe other nonnies with autistic husbandos can understand

>>321203
I'm glad you like it when I use this thread as my husbando diary nonna. I wasn't going to post even this if not for you, cause I think people here dislike non-manly husbandos kek

>>321263
I'm not too into milfing for my husbando despite my words two paragraphs before but maledom makes me intrigued so I'm bookmarking this nonnie thank you for the food

No. 321828

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>>321742
Oh, but i get called a scrote for MY husbando. Anyway kys moid

No. 321832

>>321828
>“Why do I get called a scrote for my husbando choice?” Asks the retard with an addiction to a moid power fantasy simulator eroge series where women and ambiguously underaged girls are enslaved, raped, and physically hurt

No. 321833

>>321828
why is it your life’s mission to make every conversation about yourself? nobody here likes you kek

No. 321837

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(spoilers for RE4)

No. 321840

>>321837
He was right.

No. 321842

>>321837
>file name
Ryujifag?

No. 321846

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>>321828
Hi rancefucker/raversfantasy! I read your fanfic on AO3 and it’s really fucking bad. Real nice job at changing your pseud to the most obvious name you could btw - I found you in the comments of some random fic ages and ages ago, and then found your comment on some retarded Adult Baby fetish Jojo fanfic from that (picrel just in case anyone was wondering what Rancefag likes to read in her spare time!). Maybe you should spend less time on your rape coom game made for pathetic men and spend more time instead on improving your writing. It probably wouldn’t help considering you’re a degenerate, but it’d at least be a better way of spending your time. GL!

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>>321846
Nta but how did you figure this out?
>litte Dio Brando
Top fucking kek. Makes Dio ten times funnier to imagine him shitting in a diaper and making his brother clean change him top kek.

No. 321857

>>321842
one of many, yes

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>>321846
I fucking kneel, detective nonna. My fucking sides