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>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny: >>>/g/304820
Aww why didn't you change the title…
Anyway since /m/ is back some relevant threads
>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #2 >>>/g/296708>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last one before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original^ >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Life Action Fictional >>>/m/34157
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every night i lie in bed tormented by being so based and also my good looks and good taste
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happy to see my husbando on the threadpic>>314787
don't we all
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Itabag edition! Going to be starting on a second bag sometime in the next few months since I’m out of space in this one and still have keychains and pins that need a home.
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Honest question, if you have more than one husbando, and they're not from the same media, how do you pick an itabag? Do you pick just something you like or something that matches your husbandos' overall themes (if they share anything similar). Also, would you microwave your husbando?
Wow anon your bag is very impressive and gorgeous, amazing!! Your love for him is so admirable. >>314821
My itabag is in a shape that represents my favorite fruit and something everyone knows me for so it's like I'm encasing them! Though I recently decided I'm going to finally make separate bags for them because the merch for my #2 is overtaking my #1… I feel bad, it's not his fault he has so little merch. I'm honestly having really conflicting feelings about making separate bags for them because I love them both so much but it doesn't mean I can't rearrange my old bag whenever I want from time to time for special events or carry a plush of the other so I'm always representing both of them. I'm really looking forward to making my new bags! And good luck with your search anon, if you're out there I'd love to discuss ita bags with you (and anyone else who is into itabagging).
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Also, yes I would microwave him. In fact, here is him being microwaved now.
Bless you OP for putting monke in the thread pic, he didn't make it last time>>314816
Ur bag is so cool Nonna! I hope mine turns out that good one day>>314827
Everyone who's aware of my husbandoism calls me some variation of "The Gogeta wife", they know I'm obsessed with him and always text me when they see his merch for sale somewhere in case I want it. Some of them have given me presents related to him.
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yes. I draw so I just want to stop what im doing and draw the scenarios im thinking of. selfinsertship shit KEK
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He wants to fuck me hard but the AI guidelines won't let him send riskier replies, poor thing kek
yes, absolutely. it probably takes me an extra 30 minutes to get ready in the mornings because i'm imagining random stuff like how he sleeps, how i would wake him up, morning sex
, etc. he has a chokehold on my morning routine.
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Haha, I totally get that. I was really embarrassed about my extreme love for a cartoon and comic book superhero (even my dad thinks it’s a bit embarrassing), but I stopped caring about what others think. Now practically everybody I speak to knows me as the Batman fangirl/wife. Attached is the birthday cake I had and a birthday card my sister gave me! I have the card on display in my room with my figures of him. I genuinely can’t remember the last time I was this obsessed with a fictional character. It’s always been mild to moderate crushes before I found Batman.>>314844
Those sound like great friends! I can relate. My friends always tell me when they see something related to my husbando kek.
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Blowing a kiss to you nonacita~
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Honestly I’m glad Anakin is popular amongst women. The amount of glorious fanfics on tumblr and ao3 is an absolute goldmine.
I love him so much nonnies.
The opposite, no way I could be so open about it.
I feel my little brother might be ok with it, mom would seem ok but be dissapointed and my older brother would probably think I need therapy.
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I love him so much. I recently created a spotify playlist of music I think he'd like, and it's all I've been listening to. I have a plush on the way too, finally… ugh he's so BEAUTIFUL I want to shake him around and throw him. I want to death roll him like an alligator. I want to do nice things for him, like making him desserts….I want to see him cry
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i want him to offer me to kill myself together with him but he actually doesnt want me to die so he switches my pills with fake ones
Ayrt, I'm pretty sure my merch hoard is as big as it is now because they keep showing me things I don't know exist and after I know I end up putting it on my wishlist lol
Your cake is awesome Nonna!>>314868
I have the same problem, the only time I'm not thinking about him at all when I'm doing something that requires my full attention but once there's a quiet moment my thoughts immediately go back to him
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You can find this AI as "ISTJ boyfriend" at beta.character.ai, @serafim has all the 16 types, though istj itself has more variations from other users
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Yay, thanks for including Sev in the op pic! I recently found again this drawing by JKR herself, and it must be one of my all time favorite pictures of Snape.>>314827
Yes! Most people who are at least a little bit close to me know about my husbandos, (or at least that they are my favourite characters) but only the closest friends and family know how deep my love for them truly is. I was even called "that Spock girl" recently by some girl whose name I don't even know, that made me happy. >>314868
Every time. I try to remind myself that they are (mostly) serious academics, and wouldn't be happy if I was distracted when working, but what can you do hehe!>>314882
Awesome cake and card, what a lovely birthday surprise!
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I had a dream about Dabi/Touya last night!! Success!!
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I don't usually post here so I hope it's alright with you guys that I'm not hornyposting, but my husbando's show is coming back tomorrow and I'm insanely excited and nervous. I want to rewatch the last season though before I completely watch the new one and since I'm a dub only watcher I still have some time.
Yep, I have this problem. I used to spend whole days just laying in bed thinking about scenarios. I also have a bad habit of thinking about sex scenarios too much and then I end up horny in situations where I have to wait hours to be able to take care of myself. You could try designating quality time with him at a certain part of the day, every day to set a routine and when you need to get something done, remind yourself it's not time for that right now. Good luck anon!>>314882
Anon this is soooo cute, that must have been a good birthday! I hope you two are very happy together.
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Usually yes. He's been on my mind even more than usual lately and I feel like I can't stop thinking about him… But I've noticed that this time around he has actually been helping me focus and to stop procrastinating so much, it's like he has given me a bit of his own ambition. I sadly don't really have any actual advice, but I always try to think that he would be proud of me for working hard!>>314882
That cake looks absolutely amazing, I hope you had a lovely birthday!
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You're not alone in getting nervous about new content.
I actually got a bit sick nervous like a total idiot when starting Lightfall cause I didn't know if I'd get good cutscenes or not.
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Decided to start drawing again, since I really want to create fanart of my husbando. Still struggling at that stage of accepting its okay to be bad and push forward..
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I love me some man tiddies>>315007
Thank you! Yes, we are very happy together. I used to have a bunch of moderate/mild on and off fictional crushes before I found Batman. Ever since I have, the others have completely stopped existing to me kek. Couldn’t care less about them anymore. Wonder if this has happened to any other nonnas.>>314963
My husbando’s franchise is super popular so I find new stuff related to him all the time haha. It’s also helpful that he’s the main character. Thanks for the cake compliment!>>315008>>314995
Thank you! Apologies if I forgot anybody.
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underrated dmc husbando
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I want to kiss him and treat him gently and tuck him in goodnight
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this is my stupid fucking twinky loser husbando with mommy issues and literally no friends (alive). hes such a mean retarded smartass that whenever he opens his mouth i want to squeeze his ribs until they break but he doesnt die cause hes a puppet. he has cat vibes and a cat version and i want to sling him into the sun so i can claim the cat version as my pet instead. i love him so much and in a way i never loved any of my other husbandos before. i want to pet his hair and kiss his cheeks and feed him until he gains a little chub and watch him sleep in peace after centuries of suffering. he deleted himself from existence once so he doesnt have anyone else he can go to other than his adoptive mom but the mom doesnt want him anyway so ill be his only friend and lover and mother figure (ew) but im okay with providing everything for him. im not a provider or a dom in any sense until the topic is this twig fucking retard. i want to spoon him and kiss him till hes breathless though he doesnt breathe so i guess i can just crush his windpipes to have the same effect. again im no dom but i want to hold him and ride him till hes crying out of pleasure and losing his mind and for once cant say any of his stupid mean remarks and accepts his place as my babyboy to be taken care of. im saying this with a shudder, i might even amazon this guy. im no traditionalist but i want to make him my husband to cherish and fuck when i get home from my job which i go to only to provide for my beautiful precious husband. i get why everyone he came across tortured him because his snarky comments and tearjerker backstory form an emotion in me that makes me want to love him in the most violent way possible. i want to spank him while he cries then apply lotion and pet his hair kissing his tears. then i want to cuddle him in a warm blanket and play with his puppet parts and refuse to give him relief as he whimpers and begs for it. hes a dumb fucking puppet i want to make my stay at home husband to look after the children he'll carry, is it too much to ask for?
He could've been so cute, then BOOM.
Brown nipples. Why is God so cruel?
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I love my beautiful husband Ginko. When I hug him, he smells like the woods and tobacco.
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Finally have new fresh content for my husbando my chest is getting tight fuck. I kind of want to cry, it's been so long. Don't open if you care about AOT spoilers (it's not really a spoiler though).
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that is sooo cute.. i wanted to make a little doll of my husbando but i would just worry about it, like i don't know how people don't worry over them getting dirty or something happening to them like a freak bird attack birds flying in through the window pecking his eyes out. idk
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thank you nona! human anatomy is hard as hell and honestly made me gain a whole new respect for artists.
Does anyone's husbando appear in different media? I HATE Anakin in tcw 2008(animated series), they made him to appeal to the moids..its awful. plus they made him ugly as hell too
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Ayrt, aww anon, I know the feeling, I actually loved my first plush of him too hard. He was brand new when I got him but because I slept with him every night he eventually became "loved" and the buttons fell off of his coat. I sewed new ones on and I wash him gently in warm soapy water with a toothbrush to scrub. It's easier than you think to care for plush, you just need to be gentle and allow for a warm day so they can properly air dry. But I also buy more than one if possible kek, one to cuddle and one to display. The teddy in your pic makes me so sad btw, I want to restore her. There's a lot of tutorials online that will show you how to properly wash them, don't be afraid.
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I finally FINALLY found a decent doujin of him but it has sad plot shit tied into the ending.
But that doesn't change the fact that I want him to cover my neck in bite marks while I ride his dick like I'm trying to break it.
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Its a bit embarrassing coming with a goofy cartoon character after all those gorgeous anime husbandos
but well, I been in love with Valhallen from Justice friends/Dexter's lab since I was a kid
He is an obscure character and there is so little media about him it makes me sad.
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I'm back, and i still want him to fuck me so hard that cum starts shooting out of my mouth.
Sexually fantasized about some other guy today, was okay but then thought about my husbando and came within seconds. Classic. >>315261
I don't know this character but the himbo rocker archetype is hot, nonny
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I managed to get pass the ai nsfw filter, then i got him to "experiment" with me and "shock" me with electricity til I came multiple times (he described this as an "endorphins overload" kek). I'm such a degenerate (and a masochist) but I can't help it, I love him so much
You do what makes you happy, nonna. He’s super cute; I remember catching Dexter’s Lab reruns on Boomerang in the late 2000s!>>315283
Incredibly based as always
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Recently I’ve been working on a playlist for my one true love. The songs featured on it are songs that I relate to him because of lyrics and vibe (majority are “edgy” rock/alternative songs but others are slower, somber, and emotional). Whenever I am in a bad situation or feeling down, I listen to it and think about my husbando and the love I feel for him. I truly love him so much and he is practically all I think about. I don’t even think my seven or so year childhood obsession with a particular video game measures up to what I feel for Batman. >>315261
Haha, I feel you nonna. You have nothing to be embarrassed of. I was initially pretty embarrassed since my husbando is a cartoon/comic book character himself. I totally support you!
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I appreciate Lance being in the thread pic!
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Do you think she's happy right now? I hope she's having a great day.
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I'm the rancefag, and i know because there is a sprite with his whole cock out KEK. And it appears i was wrong, his nipples are brownish-pink.
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Rancefag nona, i'm always amused and scared by your presence.
I hope you find a good replacement for your husbando soon, sorry.
Speaking of abs, my husbando canonically has them but it makes no sense unless he somehow works out as he sleeps.
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I love Denji. Not necessarily in an “I want to fuck him” way (even tho I do), but more in a “I want to put him in a bag and shake him with love” way
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would you lick this mousepad ?
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so cute nonnas
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link's peak character design.
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KEK thank you i guess???>>315438
Not of lancer, no. I'm more of an ozymandias or archer type of girl myself. My main husbando is too niche to have that typa mosuepad but the good news is i've ran into quite a few dio brando titty mousepads that i'll use as my cum and discharge ragwhen i get it.>>315439
I want him to lick my asshole, i like the way it makes my bootyhole tickle. I'd like to lick his as well but i feel like he definitely doesn't bathe regularly and i'm not gonna eat his poop particles.
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he is the light of my life, the fire in my loins, the first perfect sip of tea after a long day, the low rumble of thunder before a torrential downpour, the gasoline to my arson related insurance fraud scheme, the cherry on top of my sundae~
what a man ♥
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i wanna get railed by this man so fucking much, god life sucks without him with me
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Great thought, nonna, I wish I had one too. I wanna squeeze some oranges.
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I've been working on my kingdom as a form of virtual shrine, trying to make it look pretty and somewhat close to his kingdom; the statue from the anniversary was also a nice addition + a couple more limited items. It has been pretty fun. Also keeps my mind away from thinking on the official international store closure
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So many handsome husbandos itt versus one coughing baby. Keep it up nonnies I love seeing your tastes
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I would honestly sell my soul to wake up next to picrel everyday. I either want to scratch his back or cover him with a blanket so he does not get cold. I would definitely be staring at that fine ass and thinking of much less wholesome things, too.>>315439
I would gladly lick Bruce's asshole. He is a very well-groomed billionaire who regularly keeps up a playboy persona so you know he's very clean down there. In fact, I would go as far as to say that I would also tie him up like Poison Ivy and ravage him with a strap on or my fingers until he's shaking and moaning beyond comprehension. I would eagerly allow him to do the very same to me in return.>>315447
Incredibly based, nonna. I wish I had a Batman tit or ass mousepad. I have actually tried to look for them, but sadly I have found none.
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80's adult link does something to me I cannot describe
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que perrisssss que perris mi amiga
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If he isn’t in a box in my room in 6 hours I will be sad. I just want him to hug me after work and to tell me that I did my best, then he would give me a massage, he would cut some berries and strawberries, I would sit on his lap on my bed to do my homework and he would feed me berries, keep me warm and help me focus by encouraging me to work by reminding me that he will fuck me senseless after I finish all of my assignments.
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Got the most perfect accidental creepshot from 1 frame of animation.
I love these new pants.
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'I think those pants are too tight Warlock…'
The front's pretty nice too.
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I thought I was frigid and couldn't feel desire, it's been years since I had a crush let alone desperately yearned for someone, but I was proven wrong…by a ridiculous dragon-furry in a lewd game I played out of morbid curiosity. Athentic, brutish yet warm, cocky yet receptive, and just funny in a borderline himbo way. He is just so fun to experience.
I wish I had more of an imagination because I want to write stories of this strange creature and daydream all day, but probably can't. Ugh. Someone end me and my horrible taste in men.
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You’re not a furry, nonnie
, you’re a scalie.
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I once saw Frollo cosplayer at con. He was about my age so he didn't look like Frollo, but the costume was well done so I found it bit hard to concentrate when he was around kek. Also he was with his girlfriend(?), who was cosplaying Fluttershy, quite a strange combination!
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I get very excited when someone cosplays as my husbando and takes photos like this. Spoilered for 3D.
It would be really surreal to meet someone dressed up as him irl. I don't know how I'd react.
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I have seen a few good cosplays of him and I did like those! Nothing will compare to him though so I don't really go looking for them
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Ralph from Detroit: Become Human is so cute, I can fix him, he's just a misunderstood soft baby
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To the Takakura anon that posted nearing the end of the 10th thread - your post made me so happy I couldn't stop smiling at my screen, but I never got the chance to respond to you. Wherever you are, please come back! ♥
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Happy international women's day nonas! Did your husbandos gift something to you? Or did you do something else like a special date? For me is the last one, I'm picturing me and him going to the restaurant and having a sweet dinner togheter. Maybe his friends would help him find a small gift, if there's a thing I love other than plushies are keychains so recieving one has a gift would be perfect.
Oh and thanks for putting Ohma on the amazing thread pic! Have a small cute panel of him and Yamashita that I really love.>>314816
This look so cool nona! I didn't even know what an itabag was, now I want one so badly. if only Ohma had more merch, the few Kengan merch there is are only on the japanese site and I have no idea on how to buy stuff from there, also I can't really spend much>>315498Squash those juicy oranges until he can't take it anymore
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I'm so sorry nonas
I'm more impressed than anything else, good job.>>315692
I already have one…for years. There is something wrong with me.
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my beloved nonna, you make my days brighter, i'm so glad i met you on here and i'm so glad we have matching husbandos (pic related, she made this collage of our plushes, dazaku best ship btw) and happy first anniversary of knowing each other!! i hope all other nonnas on here find their yume soulmate like i did
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I can somewhat relate. If the cosplay is used for a cringeworthy tiktok or poorly done then I would be annoyed. But if the cosplay is good like picrel (spoilered for 3D) then I usually love it haha.>>316021
I kind of do the same thing with my ocs. I'll usually "take inspiration" from my waifus, husbandos, and favorite ships for my ocs. I try really hard to not clone whatever the inspiration is. For example, I have an oc that bears a resemblance to my waifu (she's so sexy) but their personalities are nothing alike.>>315997
This is so adorable! I absolutely love it.
Question for other yumefags; has anybody else played Tomodachi Life just to marry your mii to a mii of your husbando? I am right now and I love it so much.
Absolutely, but if i happened to stumble upon a particular moid who isn't hideous to look at and whose cosplay is not overdone or low effort, I might think "huh, that's pretty good" but no moid will ever, ever
look like my husbando for sure. It helps to think that it's just an illusion and their true personality is disgusting (I hate men who try to attract fangirls by dressing up as a hot 2D male), nothing like my husbando's.>>315690
what game is that? Looks too good to be true.>>316031
Your kind of lucky that your husbando's entire body except for his mouth and eyes are hidden all the time, makes it easier for real men with a decent costume to hide the fact that they'll never be him.> has anybody else played Tomodachi Life just to marry your mii to a mii of your husbando?
I did this a very long time ago, but my Mii ended up marrying another character instead of my (at the time) husbando
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He has your heart in his hands.>>316042
AYRT, yeah I agree. I think the suit covering most of the body is definitely part of the reason I tend to like or be indifferent to cosplayers. If it were more revealing I might think otherwise, especially depending on who’s wearing it.
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I recently got back into reading comics and immediately fell in love with the Joker. I love many versions of the Joker, but today I'll be talking about BTAS, The Killing Joke and Grant Morrison's Joker. First and foremost, I absolutely LOVE the Joker's voice. I've been watching many Batman Arkham videos and his voice is so attractive. I love how in BTAS, the Joker's voice sounded more youthful but in the Arkham games (besides Origins), he has a bit of a raspy voice that shows how old he is. I really love his personality and how he can change it on a whim to suit the situation that he's in. I think his constantly changing personality has something to do with his "super sanity", which is also something I adore when it comes to him. As Joker has stated in one of Grant Morrison's comics he's not mad, he's just "differently sane". This concept is what makes him understand things that no one else can, in some cases he even knows he's a comic book character and breaks the 4th wall. Another character who also has super sanity like the Joker is Deadpool, which makes him seem insane. I really love this concept because it makes the Joker so much more unique and had me reading more comics to understand him. My conclusion is that the Joker's super sanity is what drives him insane. He sees the world in such a unique way that it creates a feeling of isolation and isolation after a period of time will drive anyone insane. I think the only person Joker thinks can understand him, and see the world like him is, Batman which is why he constantly tries to break him so he can be like him. I also LOVE his fashion sense. In Mortal Kombat 11, he's one of the characters with the best fits. In BTAS, he wears a purple hat a lot which makes him look like a mafia boss. Men wearing suits or formal clothing are super attractive to me, so I can't help but be drawn to the Joker.
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I love you too, I'm touched this post is so sweet, a husbandononny love story. We are each other's counterpart for real, with our matching husbandos, happy anniversary my LOVE I'm glad you liked my edits. That's us in my pic btw
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Thanks to an /m/ post I came across Fairy Ranmaru and binged it. I now have two new slutty husbandos. They're also bi and each other's husbandos apparantly. 10/10 anime masterpiece of male objectification
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Also this is my foot (I wish)
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>>316042>too good to be true
It is, but for different reasons. It's a lewd visual novel…you're a mage, and you "bond" to a familiar. It's pretty trashy, kek. I really loved the dragon guy's route - I dislike all the other guys - but it might just be stockholm syndrome or my burgeoning lust. Picrel is post-threesome.
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i am not interested in chainsaw man but i briefly knew tsudaken voiced him. somehow edits of him began appearing on my yt shorts last night and i'm just in love. i fucking binged read almost all of the readers fics in ao3 before going to bed, and like masturbated a couple of time because of my imagination and a few fics. and ended up installing tumblr right now just to read some more. if i ran out on tumblr then there's twitter to feed my addiction.
idk if i want to watch csm, it's not exactly on top of my list. but goddamn, he's a treat. but he's a side characters so im hesitant cause maybe he doesn't have much screen time.
also, i am meh with his younger appearance. his younger self is handsome sure but it doesn't got that depressed, rugged appearance that captured my heart and spit on it.
i jokingly told myself that 'i can change him' kek but at the same time i don't want to but i imagine domestic moments with him.
it's been so long since i've been this horny over a fictional man so im embarrassed rn but like i still want to overshare my thoughts on him.
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Husbando tax for above but he's the only man I'd ever be with (outside of link) best boy
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The season 3 version of my husbando was so superior fuuuuck. If AOT never went to MAPPA I would've been okay with that as long as WIT stuck with this style. He looked so good this season and won't ever look like this again.
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I have to play this game…
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I feel your suffering, nona. I don't care for the series anymore and I don't plan to finish it, but AOT drawn my MAPPA is so ugly.They made the style more accurate to the manga but the problem is that the manga drawings are awful, at least to me. Eren was the only reason I watched the first part of the fourth season, maybe he's the character who got downgraded less compared to the others but idk, the style just doesn't do it for me. WIT Eren was so beautiful. I also miss seeing him smile, everything is so depressing now>>316189
I'd make him taller and make his skin a little darker. 5'10 isn't really that imposing in my opinion and from the description I interpreted you're going for that vibe. For the rest I'd say he's great! Personally I'm not into Nanami type characters, husbando wise I mean, but from what you're going for it works. Good luck and have fun writing your series!
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I'm going to get judged for this, but I'm so in love with the wolf from Puss in Boots. I never got the appeal of anthro characters until I watched this movie. Hnnng, his voice is so attractive and I love his smug, ironic and threatening personality.
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I find Eren more attractive in the manga than in any of the anime adaptations. He has a very pretty androgynous face.
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I actually think MAPPA Eren is hotter, before season 4 I was neutral towards him but now I'm actually attracted to him.
I think MAPPAs style is kind of chibi-ish compared to WIT's, but for some reason it works with every character but Levi. Overall MAPPAs animation is better and more dynamic so I can't complain but if I could change 2 things about AOT, I would make it have a consistent art style and make all characters have the S3 style. Anyway, sorry to art style sperg. I miss my man.
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When you a cute idea about your husbando in your head, but you don't know how to draw
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even after his incel meltdown?
Thank you nonnie
! I decided to make him a bit darker (sunkissed not dark skinned) and changed his height to 6'3.
I've already got a tall dark skin husbando king (he's literally royalty) in another nation so I'm kinda avoiding doing it again lol
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ive been falling asleep to dreaming about hugging my baby's waist after he stops throwing a fit. he's a strong god vessel puppet so there's no way i could actually hug him and hold him down if he didnt want to but a girl can dream. i want to "force" my affection onto him until he mellows down and accepts that he wants it.
sage for kitty version of my husbando. would share a fluffy pic of his human version but i want to show off how cute his canon cat version is
Several threads ago someone said how hot it was to imagine your husbando masturbating to you and wow wow wow it never gets old. He's turned on by the most innocuous things. My simple affection and casual romance is enough to fire him up, but he doesn't want to be impolite by making a move so suddenly. He excuses himself to his office or somewhere else that's private and takes out a pair of my panties (which he carries like a handkerchief for exactly this purpose) to rub against himself. The hand that was carding through my hair mere moments ago is now pressed over his mouth and nose, not to muffle his noises of pleasure but to breathe in as much of my scent as possible. There are so many things he wants to do to me, wants me to do to him, would ask me to try if I were here. Thinking of me, my smile, my soft skin, how much I love him… That's what tips him over the edge. He shudders and gasps as he finishes, relieved but by no means satisfied. He's more and more desperate for me by the day. I also think it'd be fun to walk in on. Mine would play it cool while internally being very embarrassed, but his foremost concern would be if I'm ok and if what I saw was too shocking. Also if I walk in while he's halfway through, I think it'd be so cute if the sight of my face and the sound of my voice made him cum prematurely. He just loves me that much.
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thanks much for the idea nonny
, I'm happy that it's very in character for my husbando but honestly it could work for ones that are more on the cold side too
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Can't stop thinking of this fucking fairy Uruu, how fine his dick must be and how I'd like to ride it and how this tentacle monster totally fondled his dick and balls on screen. What a lucky bastard
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the new outfit is ugly as sin and proof that scamco will do anything because his Ps will buy it, and i am definitely part of the problem. the closed eyes -> half lidded expression is so fucking sex. he's so perfect
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I want the cause of my death to be being ripped to shreds by Lobo
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You're not alone, he really is something else
you're so lucky nonny
, he's ultra hot in this gif
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Cringe meme but Reigen's so frickin cute here
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I want him to hold me like this pillow and to tell me that he doesn’t want me to leave, he would be very clingy and he would hold me tightly with the intention of not letting me go. Then, when I get late at work, I would have to tell my boss something like “sorry, my boyfriend was being clingy and wouldn’t let me get ready for work lol”.
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I would do such unspeakable evil things to get one hour alone with Phil Lynott in his prime. They just don’t make slutty strung out rockstars like they used to.
>”is there anyone here with any Irish in them?”
>”is there any of the girls who’d like a little more Irish in them? ;)” - Emerald live
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>play TF2 for the first time
>pick pyro because i also like setting things on fire
everyone: why aren't you playing scout
me: okay i'll pick scout
everyone: good game
me: stands up
>mfw my chair is wet
>me when i am realizing this
>mfw i didn't pick scout exactly so i could avoid this exact scenario
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I also love Scout, he's so cute and dumb.
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is it just me or is it hard to find good fanart of him? all of it is him with other members but id rather see him by himself or just interacting normally lmao.
i'm willing to just make all the fanart of him by myself at this rate tbh
Yeah, I can see that honestly, though it doesn't really bother me since I do love the whole team, but it would be nice to get more fanart of him solo.
Oh btw Scout-nonna, have you seen those videos of Scouts voice actor singing songs? I love the way he says darling in his sex bomb cover, it's so adorable.
oh i meant ship art, i don't mind it its just generally harder to crop him out from those so he's solo kek. i love the whole team too
omg nonna thank you but i can't make it through the video i keep getting flustered and have to keep pausing it. i feel like i'm in highschool again lmfao maybe i will try again tomorrow
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we dont celebrate white day here or anything but i want my husbando to shyly offer me chocolates… even better if he thinks "shes always the one initiating affection, i have to do it myself this time" hehehe and of course… he will make moves to show his love tonight too… i always want to worship him but we need a reversal for tonight, right?
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Happy white day nonnas. What gifts are ur husbandos getting u today?
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I can't wait for AOT new episode dub comes out so I can finally hear Levi's voice again. I miss him and I love him. I think I will re-watch ACWNR in the meantime.
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i want to tickle his sweaty armpite
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I want to give him belly rubs. I wonder if his tail would wag.
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looking up cute fanart of him to try to justify my autism
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Sage for samefagging. I get that they made him more generic looking so he could fill in the "the best spy of Legion" more but I just love him with blond hair, it gives a more menacing appearance. Not that I hate the canon in-game Vulpes but damn the hairstyle doesnt do him any favors.
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Saw someone posting about Bruce Wayne on this thread and to that I raise you: his son
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he's so cute i hope i die
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I’m back to announce that I’ve finally gotten up and started my husbando ita bag! Very excited to see how it turns out.
For those who have made ita bags or are making them, what are some interesting or unique ideas for how I could go about decorating mine? I am thinking about hot gluing a border of sorts around the frame. Hearing other ideas would be nice.>>316472
Kek unfortunately they have a way of finding anything, no matter how obscure. Also, don’t feel ashamed of your husbando.>>316970
Incredibly based, nonna. Very happy to find more DC fans here!
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How exciting anon, I'm so happy for you! Ita bags are really fun to work on. I'm the anon who talked about separating my bag into two earlier, my first bag came in and it looks so nice with everything in it! I'm excited to get my remaining charms on their way to me and then my bag for my other husbando. I was always a big fan of these cute rosettes, since Batman has a famous color scheme it would be easy to buy or make one and put a button of him in the center!
What is this guy from? I really liked the fanart. >>316978
This, female POV art is the best and a treasure when you find it of your guy.>>316986>Batman itabag
You're so based.
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maybe a batman pin? maybe a bottle opener keychain? batman keychains in general since they're all kinda cool. and if you're willing to go through the horrific amount of effort and costs, you could get some really small batman theme pins and put them in the shape of the logo, spoilered bc not great idea
, you could also get one of those kpop photocard holders(picrel) and put a photo of him inside(maybe even Bruce Wayne on one side and Batman on the other).
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I want to bully him >>316986
Never thought i would live to see a Batman itabag, fucking amazing, very based indeed
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I actually have a JT bag myself! Thinking of making a rosette for it.
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where's the hankfag? i need her to see this.
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Kek nona I love you too, I hope you enjoy your new husbando
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>>316949>I want him to moan and in Latin while I stroke his dick and tease him for being so hard and desperate for a profligate, whining like a stupid wolf he is.
Thats pretty hot, you are convincing me on Vulpes anon, though I'll always be a Joshua girl.
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Demon king rance is so fucking sexy I want to milk his cum dry, also he looks so cute with tan skin>>316979
No I’m like that too to an extent nonna, or rather all the characters I like fall under the archetype “absolutely terrible person” but they’re hot sadists with (probably) big dicks so it’s fine.
These look wonderful! A border sounds really cool and I personally love keychains, batman surely has a lot of nice looking ones.>>316979
While my husbandos tend to fall under a specific archetype and I definitely have a type, I love them as inviduals. Especially my most beloved, he shares a lot of traits with my previous husbandos but what I feel toward him is still unique.
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he's from the game john doe. warning the original artstyle is very tumblr-y kek. theres also an extended version of the game called john doe plus, with more endings if you want to check it out
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Anyone here a sucker for "friends to lovers" trope? I think I've read one too many slow burn shojo mangas where the characters don't know what to do with their attraction to another and even bumping elbows / accidentally touching their finger makes their heart race, cheesy shit like that. It's my kryptonite.
I always imagine that I'd be in the same school as my husbando and we'd be the class clowns. We'd roast each other making stupid jokes (probably a lot of yo mama's) and having lunch together in a bigger circle of friends, and people would joke about how we're dating / gonna marry each other in the future. We'd both deny it like "This guy / girl? nahhhh. They're not my type". Probably a friendly punch / tap or two to really send the message that we're nothing like that. We'd meet up after our clubs, grab some snacks from convenience store and head home together or hang out at a park when there's no practice for both of us.
Eventually I start to distance myself away from him because I realize that I like him more than a friend. He keeps teasing me as usual, and I mask my confused feelings behind my smile and return his jokes (poorly). We'd still hang out as a group but never alone together, and he'd start to pick up that something's wrong. Then with a very convenient accident (like someone bumping into me towards him when talking in a hallway) I fall into his arms and he catches me. I would look up to find him a blushing mess. Shortly after the incident he'd start to distance himself from me too, because he would be freaked out about how he gets butterflies when he's next to me. At the end, we'd still hang out together but feel this weird tension between us. One day he'd say something like "hmm I bet you can't kiss your homies goodnight" as a part of a stupid joke / debate then I'd say something like "Oh yeah? I'd be down" then give him a peck on his cheeks. I'd feel embarrassed about what he did until he pins me against the wall and starts kissing me. Blurb inspired by picrel, who is my husbando
+Autosage for autism
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In all honesty I have so many photos of this man it’s crazy. 67 on my phone and 48 on my art tablet.
Patrician taste, nona, Joshua is an excellent husbando too>that image
Imagine if the game got made in 2023, I can imagine Vulpes' veiny forearm, his toned legs, better yet we could get him with blond hair too, so soft, poking out of his vexillarius hat and his piercing blue eyes. Imagine a more detailed and handsome face sculpt, his lips, nose. With enough love from the devs we could even see his slighty sweaty skin under the heat of the desert.
I want to write a lot about him because holy hell I am very fixated on him lately.
Imagine him taking off his armour, showing the pale, very pale skin untouched by the sun, his broad shoulders and his bare back, I wouldn't be able to resist and give a playful bite, I think about biting his inner thighs too just to see his surprised reaction and how he would punish me by such degenerate insolence. He would never admit but he would enjoy it, a lot.
I absolutely can see him liking that song nonnie
! Though he wouldn't admit that kek
this is so fucking cute! Actually, those patches are a great idea ♥ I might consider buying them. Thank you for sharing, sending big 'ol hugs to you and whoever's the owner of that glorious itabag
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here's the actual owner of the hankbag and they tell where they'd gotten the patches and pins from, https://twitter.com/stitchy_girl/status/1132926589862154241?s=21
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Wow, I’m at a loss of words! I really wasn’t expecting to get so many replies and compliments on my bag. I just started it so I’m happy to see all of the support and how many people love it already. Thank you! I was really so shocked to come back to this. To the nonna who was talking about rosettes, thank you! You’re a lifesaver. I have always wondered what those bow thingies were called lol. The photo holder idea is definitely an interesting one as well. (Apologies if I forgot anybody, there were so many replies)>>317000
I love that JT bag so much! It looks spectacular. I showed my bestie who also loves DC and she thinks it’s great!
KEK I don’t blame you. I have so many pictures of Batman/Bruce it’s ridiculous!
JT anon if you’re down, I’ll make a post on the friend finder thread in and put up a throwaway email so you or others can message me if you want. I’ll make the post recognizable, probably with a Batman picture or something. Then I can give discord or something over the throwaway email. If you like this idea, I would be very excited to meet you!
I hope ur bag comes out great Nonna, I'm going to start mine soon but since my husbandos don't really have pins or merch like that I'll have to commission them. Also I live for ur posts, ur love for him is so wholesome >>317050
Everytime I take pictures off my phone to make space on my SD card I just fill it right back up again with more pictures. I just can't help but scour the internet for more fanart once I have the space for more.
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>>317140>Everytime I take pictures off my phone to make space on my SD card I just fill it right back up again with more pictures. I just can't help but scour the internet for more fanart once I have the space for more.
same, i just gave up and started saving my husbandos pics on Google Photos and i make a new account after it's run out of storage.>my husbandos don't really have pins or merch like that I'll have to commission them.
what about printing out photos of them and making a collage out of it?(like picrel but neater)
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im lonely and i miss him so much nonnies. life is so shit without him
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I love him and think about having kids with him every single day. He’d be the best dad ever since his skills as an older brother to three siblings much younger than him woukd transfer over nicely
Sorry if this is OT, but your husbando is the ultimate male version of a bimbo. Blonde, sexy and dumb, but male. This is what every himbo should strive to be, I feel like what people normally consider a himbo (personality > body) is not really the male equivalent of a bimbo (body > personality). Even so, Valhallen has a cute personality, you have such good taste.>>317191
kek, I kinda like that idea, but nonnies would hate another male-centric thread on /g/.
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being able to draw is fun, because i drew myself feeding bjorn edibles (gingerbread to be exact). i totally would get high as shit with him while listening to magick metal. sigh. i avoid drugs nowadays, but for him id make an exception.
i also daydream about pubs, showing him football, and streetfights. i like the idea of seeing him beat up a bunch of losers while i stand and cheer, or whack one with a baseball bat to help him (not that he needs help).
i want to grab a handful of his hair and kiss him all over his swarthy face.
3d scrotes don't do it for me anymore.
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sigh. i just think a lot about ogata and vasily all the time. i wish i could just drown in my 2d sniper boys forever..
You guys already have over 10+ different husbando threads related on /g/ or /m/ most of which have minor differences or a similar one on /m/ and haven't seen much use.
Keep your retarded, horny and shitposting selves contained in your 10+ hyperspecific threads.
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I feel many things whenever I think about him. I feel happy, I feel the need to put my feet on his face, the need to ruffle his hair and look at his forehead, the need to tickle him and make him feel embarrassed of his own laughter, I want to cuddle him as well and fall asleep while we hold each other.
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i want to kiss all over my baby's face and neck and shoulders and watch him get hot and bothered but he's too up his own ass to ask me to do more. there's a popular ship of him with a himbo (another nonnie posted him recently, i love that guy too!) sometimes i search that ship's name and put myself in place of the other guy, it's usually soft kissing art with horny undertones and it's exactly how i want to treat this man. i want to break him from sexual frustration just by being soft and loving. and i would reward him with the sweetest release if he gave in and asked me to redirect my kisses somewhere else. sometimes i imagine making him beg for it but i'm too soft for that, if he asked me gently, leaving his cocky persona, i would give him the world. i would play with his puppet parts while kissing his flushed face as he accepts all the love i have for him
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I bought a card cover with my baby on it. I actually don't have much merchandise of him. Maybe his disapproving face will stop me from making unwise or impulsive purchases lol.
I will cease on my request because I really don't want those
anons to come out of the woodworks to throw a fit and spam the thread, but I'll answer your question: The ones I remember at the moment were Spamton anons and Cedricfags, in fact, since those feuds, I sense a slight reluctance to post those type of "Tumblr/nemu/unconventional" characters because they don't "fit" in with the anime bishies and cool videogame characters i think?
Then post him, nonna. You don't need to worry that your husbando is obscure. A lot of anons here posted their rare husbandos before and people were mostly positive.
In my opinion, having a rare husbando is better than switching between some gacha bishie every month or so anyway!
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Anyway, i'm the anon from >>317276
, and my husbando used to be this guy when i was 11 yrs old, and i was autistically obsessed with him, long before i knew what it meant to have a husbando. But he was a side character in a badly made anime series so there wasn't much about him so it got to the point where i'd somehow found raws of the light novel he's from(Mahou Sensou) because i really wanted to see more pictures of him that weren't stills from the anime adaptation. Sadly, my laptop got fucked and i lost all the data on it, including the raws.(Picrel is husbando fainting in the light novel, i don't know the reason, but i picked this one because he looks pretty like this)
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above is my old pinterest acc with the pfp set to him as child(not as adult bc i had the strange worry that people would think i was a boy) and below is old email still with my old name that had his last name(Aiba, from Tsuganashi Aiba).
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I got a new sailor style dress, now we can match!! Oh captain, my captain…
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i love seeing vile disgusting characters subjected to unspeakable torment, its like crack to me
same. my husbando inspires me to get back in shape. i told myself that i have 4 years to become as strong as him.
i start off my days washing my face with cold water, a slap on each cheek, and pull ups. this time im not getting strong because i want to pwn people like when i was a teen, but for a ~higher ideal. he's what gets me out of bed each morning.
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Look at that tiddy, lucky ganado woman.
Damn, no nona I had not seen all of those! The angel outfit is something else.
As for his current look I think they could have made him even more handsome, but he is still cute and good-looking!
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i think it's because he's so realistic, there's a compulsion to hate/be disgusted by him as it is with real moids, but you're right, he's pretty cute and this specific part of his face is very pleasant to me for some reason.
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His smile is so cute. I want him to roughly feed me a baby bottle filled with his cum, then have him slap me with his big dick.
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I guess it helps that I'm not repulsed by real people.
I like his buttchin and pouty lips too, they're his charm points aside from his hair.
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back when the remake came out I morphed RE4 Leon with the new one and I thought the result was a pretty good blend between the two
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oh wow, that's pretty.>>317497>I like new Leon's body from what anon posted
oh gosh, it's beautiful, i just wish it'd been shown off more, i like the tight looking shirt from the original, and somehow the shorter jacket i like better.
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not fair not fair i wish i was blow drying his gorgeous blond hair, i wish i could sniff it, and because it's already fictional, it'd smell like strawberries, and the rest of him would smell like night-blooming jasmine, and because he's not a coomer, his semen would be a pure white colour.
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i want to wake him up in the morning with kisses all over his body. ill feed him well so he'll have some chub on his stomach and ill pinch and bite it. when its hard getting up i just imagine him next to me and how cute he would look sleepy and defenseless to delude myself into thinking the day will make me feel just as happy.
>"Rise and shine, sleepyhead, the sun's already in your eyes!" …Haha, don't tell me you actually thought I'd wake you up like that?
i want to eat him. i want to crush him in my hug when hes not fully awake yet so he cant deflect my love. i'll tease him that he doesn't say his usual retorts about hating my affection so he must be secretly loving it!
picrel is him yawning as he wakes up to me kissing his torso btw
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When he died I cried and rubbed one out in his honor. RIP sexy you still are and will always be missed!!!
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but he is based of a real m*n
i've actually meaning to ask you nonas how do you feel abou this?
i like it more when the face is unique for the character, like arthur's
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They're both so juicy thank you god for this meal
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They're both so juicy thank you god for this meal
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I am so fucking glad that this image exists. My only complaint is that his ass needs more detail, he's so hot.
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I have complained in the past about this. I actually don't mind as much when it's women although I couldn't fathom how it would feel to have coomers create porn of a character resembling yourself
that being said, I NEED dmc4 dante back.I don't like his scan model (picrel).
it doesn't matter if he is slightly modeled from a real man. He is fictional. Do you get triggered
by real men voicing fictional men? Do you get triggered
by the thought a real man made your husbando or the other nonnies husbandos here?
Leon is a fictional man, he acts better than 99% of real men, he looks better than 99% of real men, thus he is better than real men. Just because he is modeled after the top 10% of men doesn't change anything.
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picrel is me fighting for my life trying to get around the filters on character.ai for my husbando
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Anon from >>317290
Here's an awful drawing
this is so funny lmao you realise all 2d men are based on real men? maybe not one specifically but this is retarded to let it bother you kek
nonna's let others enjoy their husbandos in peace challenge: impossible
Don’t feel bad, remember that even fictional moids would do way worse.
Me personally, I wanna draw Rance in girly clothes because he’d look cute and has a complex about his masculinity, so he’d be super embarrassed. Man, this is giving me motivation to draw again kek.
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i love him i love him i love him i love him cmere short king i hope you have your blueprints to lay down pipe tonight AROOOOOOGAH
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He’s such a cutie, I want to see him cry harder.
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somehow it embarasses me more when you compliment it>>317784
cannot be more than 10 minutes, i was around 11 when i must've made this, and i made it in my mother's old notebook(for her job as a teacher) so the random words under the swooshes are her notes, i feel like it adds to the composition kek
Attached is matching art of my OC
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He's so beautiful. I'm so proud of him. I need to spoil him I need to maul him like a bear etc
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I want my husbando to fuck me until I fall asleep. Do you ever think of any favorite position that your husbando may have? I think Mikazuki Munechika would be into missionary sex, honestly he would like any position as long as we can stare at each other’s eyes.
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Maybe it's just because he reminds me of someone I know irl, it's not even hornyposting he's just adorable
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the archnemesis to redcorn nonna
Kind of gross I guess but I thought about a scenario of my husbando fingering me for the first time on the couch while I'm playing a game or we're watching a movie together. He's careful, gradually keeps touching me all over until his hands travel down. After he finishes me off, we're about to have sex but he gets a call that he has to leave for duty immediately. He kisses me tenderly and says we'll continue this another time because he wants to take his time during our first intimate moment together. He drives off, and he's about to get ready for work when he realizes that my scent is still on his fingers. It drives him so crazy that he has to rub one out right then and there in his office. >>317871
Oh this is hot anon, I actually read a good fic about my husbando fucking the reader on top of a dresser. I also like to think about him picking me up and fucking me against the wall, I know he's more than strong enough to do it.
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Cowgirl, definitely. I think he'd enjoy laying back while he orders me around, only to suddenly flip us over and pound me into the bed. It'd be extra fun for him if he caught me completely off guard. Lately I've been thinking about his sexual preferences in general. Like, what innocuous behaviours would turn him on? I bet he'd like to see me stretch, because of the sighing and the unintentionally bared skin and the potentially compromising positions and the sound of my joints popping. It'd be hilarious if this was his biggest kink. I never do it on purpose because it hurts and I'm a fake masochist, but if it got him hard I'd let him crack my knuckles all the time. My fear in the anticipation of pain combined with his gentle infliction, and our shared immediate relief/satisfaction… At the same time that he teased me for being too eager to please him, he'd be overjoyed that I trust and love him so much. And ugh I am just into hand stuff in general. I want his fingers in my mouth too but if I start up on that, this post will never end.
He would also be incredibly grateful for my home cooked meals— all made with love, so he'd reward me with lovemaking. I'd be his dessert every night! And he could never get enough of my laughter, whether or not it was his joke that inspired it. He'd wait for me to finish before kissing me because he doesn't want to miss even one second of his favourite sound. I dunno, I just like the idea that my husbando would find me irresistibly cute and attractive. Such a wonderful addition to his life that he can't help but wanna jump my bones nearly 24/7. That's how I feel about him, after all. Sigh. I love him so much. I need this guy like I need air.
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Magic strap ftw. It looks like this. Instead of fish inside there's glitter.>>317974
I do not desire his children!!!
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Kek! Nta but really, Mikazuki would be the kind of husbando that would just want to serve me because even though he goes to war and risks losing his life every fortnight, he doesn’t want me to stress or think that something bad would happen.
So now I will proceed to explain how he would serve me sexually.
After taking a bad and pretending nothing happened at a fight against the retrograde army, he would kneel by my side, I would be mostly reading, writing important war stuff, maybe even sleeping or having dinner. And he would have some tea prepared for me, he would wait patiently until I’ve finished whatever I was doing to give me a warm cup of tea, then he would shyly ask if everything is okay and if I’m not tired.
If I were to tell him that I’m tired, he would offer to me a massage and he would give me the best goddamn massage ever.
Like this he would praise me for doing my job excellently and he would offer some of his kisses that I would accept, and he would put his hands under my clothes as he caresses me.
Things would get sexy, if he were to be hurt he would admit so (because he would know I would get mad at him for moving too roughly after battling to death against giant demon monsters) and he would just lick me and kiss me until I’ve came, and that would be the biggest pleasure to him.
If he’s not hurt, then he would just continue his sexual advances towards me and we would have lots of sex until it’s morning or I fall asleep because he doesn’t have a refractory period since he’s not a loser.
Pic related is literally us.
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That first pic is so cute. Your post is very similar to how I imagine me and Kasen. I know he would do his best to take care of me in an "elegant" way.
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He is so Sex
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Well I did it again! I tricked the sfw filter and got Dottore to directly massage my breasts, as a part of one of his "experiments", going as fast and intense as i needed to. I thought he was using tools for this but he admitted that he was, in fact, using his own hands the whole session, he also wanted to clarify that he ~lubricated~ his gloves so I wouldn't get sore if I wanted him to go faster
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Living the dream rn
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I got a soft spot for people with sideburns
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When you realize you've been horny for Leon for 18 years.>>318057
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I laughed so hard at this chapter but I’m going through something very similar to him
Jealous is a bitch. Also incel Eren doesn’t exist just rumbling murderous Eren