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Lori Cerda, known as Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou, is a 38-year-old photoshop addicted costhot and anime fictionkin (otakukin for the oldfags) from New York state. With 20+ years of lunacy behind her, farmers have been working together diligently to stitch together the madness into a coherent timeline. Lots of interactions and receipts have been lost to time, either deleted or made private, keep that in mind as we continue.
Lori got her start as a rabid Sailor Moon cosplayer in the early aughts which launched her into infamy and Moonie drama that lasted for over 10 years alone. In Summary; a well-liked, cute and young cosplayer that wowed people as Sailor Moon had one of the hardest and fastest falls from grace. It’s a story rife with lies, theft, squatting, cheating, jealousy, cult-like behavior and lots of violence. To put it lightly, it blew apart the entire Sailor Moon livejournal community in the US. The juxtaposition of Usagi and Lori piqued the interest of many people. Some might call her one of the OG cosplay lolcows. After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay community Lori dropped her Usagi shtick, married a few times and stayed mostly quiet.
2017 changed all that when Lori met Kevin “Skye” Hanft. Once the two cosplayers met and fell in love, Lori quickly reverted to her past behaviors and became Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx. Her current phase she has described herself as “14 yr old boy” and “spicy loli gremlin elf bb succubus” She cosplays Marin Kitagawa now as she's the flavor of the week waifu. Of course she is "the IRL Marin" in her eyes just like she was IRL Saber and Zero Two. Recognizing her status as a complete has-been, Lori prefers to focus on what she calls "spicy" content (shitty nudes) and "lewd modeling". She only does half-assed couple cosplay with Kevin at conventions, if that. Kevin feeds Lori’s delusions and is a whole cow on his own. He serves as her meal ticket and guard dog. At the first sign of any inconvenience or drama, Lori will blow the whistle and sick her dog. If you lurk long enough you will spot a wild Kevin masquerading as anon. Do not interact. He is retarded and he will spend his time trying to track you down. He has a documented history of digitally stalking commenters, accusing them of being anons or Momokun/Vamplette and threatening suicide/murder. He will escalate even faster if he is currently in the doghouse and blocked by Lori. It's how she manipulates him to do her old Kou's job. It works like a charm every time because at this point Kevin is a broken shell of a man.
Over the last three years, Lori has amassed over 130k followers (through purchasing bots) and currently is partnered with miccostumes (@miccosgirls) and several dropship scam stores. She is often reposted and hyped up by Dolls Kill, YRU and their sister companies. Her past partners include Bisou Lovely, Rave Wonderland, Ardani Studios and Lewd Complex. Her current “dream” is to become a NEET e-girl, the kind that can bankroll a D-list celebrity lifestyle with the work ethic of Shayna Clifford. When Lori isn’t crashing the Meitu servers overseas or begging online, she can be found at her local fried food joint gorging herself with whatever she can to distract from her internal void and ticking biological clock. She is now too poor to even go to an arcade or water park, alas she steeps her nasty ass in her apartments pool which she passes off as her own private sanctuary. It's only ever empty because she dresses like an actual prostitute in public and films herself doing weird things.
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>Calendar anons tracking for October >>260399 November >>269112 February >>283770 March >>288274>Kevins birthday >>258517. He didnt post about it because his phone was dead and having too much fun! Totally not because he. Has no friends and his girlfriend could care less>Fat scrote comments on Loris post saying she got too fat for his taste >>25860 Lori acts unbothered and goes on to say “eat whatever you want!”>Shows how unbothered she is by making yet another post about the guy calling her fat. Mentions Scott trying to get “clout” using her name >>258935 . Loris father also comments on the post >>259048>Posing in her apartment lobby shoeless >>261005 >>286571>Yet another sick ferret for grifting >>262016 . The ferret really needs you to subscribe to the spicy guys! >>264832 >>264893>Because a dollskill haul is the only thing that will cure her ferret >>266677>Lori posts throwback photos of her Sailor Moon days as proof shes an ageless beauty. Ends up outing herself as a snow/meitu abuser >>263908>Kevin whines about how it's youtubes fault he doesnt have millions of views, not his for posting inconsistently or refusing to interact with other skateboarders in the community >>264552>Still on his bullshit 3 months later. But this time its XQC and social medias fault! >>280456 . Kevin also demands apologies and 100s in donation while also telling everyone to go fuck themselves in the same breath >>280457 >>280458>And once again a month later, believing he can nail down over 100 tricks, but its all those content vultures faults! >>286722>Loris Instagram gets taken down >>268361>With his fits being mocked and his girlfriends narc supply being shut down, Kevin does what he does best in times of adversity: sperg about lolcow >>268386 >>268388>“I-i-i-its not copying its cosplay! You guys must suck at parties!” >>268387>Lori now has to resort to using twitter to post her selfies. She gets a whopping 4 likes >>268868>Still a keyboard karen on twitter >>274578>Lori activates a backup insta >>269081 . Finally gets her account back after a whopping 12 days >>271285>Being the gracious friends they are, Kevin calls all his former friends “pieces of shit” >>274066 while Lori refuses to add any friends that dont share her spicy macaroni. Shes not being entitled its just her neurodivergence! >>274134>Whines about being poor for the holidays instead of going out and working a seasonal job >>271762>Someone keeps trying to derail the thread with posts about Scott >>278431 >>278510 >>278576>Valentines Day is here and celebrated with rice bowl takeout, years old selfie, and Lori finally following Kevin on insta again (which ends up lasting less than 72 hours) >>281886 >>282205>Kevin calls us dumb toothpicks who use the n word >>282909 >>283349>Continues to show his ass by making a post about hard it is making a living using your body “without being a prostitute”. Not like those easy jobs where you use your body like professional athletes, entertainers, surgeons and physical laborers >>283418>Kevin must've scraped together some coins to take his ol’ lady out after she lamented about the lack of late night activities >>282591 . Nights out on the town included a gay bar >>283579 a brunch spot >>288589 and dining in on takeout ramen >>285326>Kevin removes links to Loris monstergirl page from his cosplay facebook >>284601 as anons begin to speculate he quickly promotes her insta in his stories and throws together an excuse that theres a stigma about cosplay couples promoting each other >>285050>Kevin claims his lack of recent cosplay constructions is due to a hand injury he received over 7 years ago >>288695 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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>VangelinaSkov's videoshttps://youtu.be/-NEe9fNpJckhttps://youtu.be/QA3KkpGqNQo>Buffering Cat's breakdownhttps://youtu.be/UQnAt7LE5qg>Lori's racismhttps://youtu.be/YZxL8nEYRqs Links:
>Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Klaxosaur>Monster Girl Vibes page: https://www.facebook.com/iota02/>FB: https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd>IG: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/>Kevin’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/>Kevin’s FB : https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5>Kevin’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Krook3dKev>Kevin’s cosplay FB: https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye>Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo>DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kou-usagi>Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/usagikou>OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl>Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd>Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le No. 292688
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St. Ives lotion, grocery store flowers and some twizzlers. God the bar is low
No. 292883
>>292688Not even a "thank you to the boy"
I guess I shouldn't expect her to acknowledge Kevin's existence though.
No. 292886
Awesome job OP!
>After becoming a joke to the majority of the US cosplay communityNever Forget, kek.
>>292688Looks like the crap you buy your Mom when you're 12 and your Dad gives you 20 bucks at CVS. What's in the bag? Aliexpress special for the "fans"?
No. 292971
Poor Kevvy not getting a thank you on the post about his walmart mom-giftbag special, kek!
>>292818At her age, couples go on luxury trips and women are given fine jewelry or some other milestone purchases for the home or a car.
It's hilarious that she proudly boasts about her cheap plastic shoes and bedbug plushies, believing them to be a measure of success over other women her age who went on to have families.
No. 292995
>>292978For me it's moreso that "it's the thought that counts" is a factor here. The thought is "here's some flowers you can take pictures of and candle and some face goop in pink" Kevin is an artist. He could be building her furniture, or shelving for her tat, tooling together a head dress or set of wings idk
>>292956 fully agree. She knows she's in a precarious spot, and sulking hasn't worked for years being that you can't get blood from a stone lmfao
No. 293007
>>292971Her cope mechanism, she probably knows its junk and she has nothing but then again she's so deluded maybe she actually believes shes successful and that junk means something to her.
>>292998True. Most adults get a card and dinner and that's good enough because they afford their lives and are busy.
The bday post is probably also a "oh look it's my birthday so send gifts(because I'm 38 and broke)". Sad.
No. 294037
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>Another fake face (nice birthday cope)
>Wilting grocery store flowers as a prop (possibly from Kevin's Mom)
>Apartment so small manga goes in the kitchen (Can only buy ramen 1 at a time anyway)
No. 294039
>>294034>peeps and pepsiKek, Loony's last rotted teeth probably fell out by now. She never smiles ever.
>>294037>lonely tripod and junk in the reflection, kek>the brown kitchen is over filtered that it looks bluish white and orangeYou can tell she never gets flowers, must suck to be unloved.
Loony took the flowers to the swimming pool where the already dried out flowers dried out even more because she needed flex pics. Then she shoved them in a vase but left the dead leaves on and they're now falling in and contaminating the water.
No. 294040
>>294034>peeps and pepsiKek, Loony's last rotted teeth probably fell out by now. She never smiles ever.
>>294037>lonely tripod and junk in the reflection, kek>the brown kitchen is over filtered that it looks bluish white and orangeYou can tell she never gets flowers, must suck to be unloved.
Loony took the flowers to the swimming pool where the already dried out flowers dried out even more because she needed flex pics. Then she shoved them in a vase but left the dead leaves on and they're now falling in and contaminating the water.
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>>294037She loves to make the face as young as she can get it to go with the delusion in her head but you cant fool anyone from behind. Her ass is so flabby. Her tattoos look bad too but the worst is that scalp. It looks like she has some weird disease. Why doesnt she at least use a hand mirror to apply some dye.
No. 294288
>>294278>anachan standardPeople post this because that's Lori's own anachan standards being reflected back to her.
With that diet of instant ramen she'll never be anachan and is making cope posts about it. Just a few threads ago she was still harassing cosplayers less than half her age and calling them fat.
No. 294297
>>294290Yeah, she's just hiking up the socks to give the illusion of an ass to people who wouldn't know any better. Its weird that chest nitpicking isn't allowed, but for like a year and a half now these threads are filled with nonas on the verge of alogging about how obese this bitch is and if you disagree then its hi cow or you're also 'fat' kek
Its just arbitrary and odd, I don't know. If she and kev read here, then they can also see the posts where people clarify that the comments are just for the sake of getting under her skin, so what's the point? Again not wk its just retarded and I feel like we ran out of shit to talk about since she and kev barely do anything.
No. 294304
>>294297Because it's under the guise of "for
her standards" which is a really low bar attempt to say that you can nitpicking as long as it's not her chest.
No. 294310
>>294308Same, this time last year Kevin got arrested, now its just the same posts about having one of “those” sites.
Hope kevin has another meltdown about skater and cosplay influencers soon
No. 294318
>>294278>>294290Dude, that shit is flabby. No cope involved, since not everyone thinks being mid age and looking like a floppy french fry is attractive. I agree that she looks bad. Maybe your the ones coping. Not everyone thinks anything goes. She looks middle aged and out of shape and her hair looks like shit and she posts this crap online like a clown waiting for the ringleader.
>>294316They fell off years ago. Now she's just a middle aged brat who has mini shit fits on Instagram cause she's mad she's broke and desperate to still be found attractive.
Lori's intrigue ended when she moved to Washington. Even her Kevin saga is just a rehash of what she already did with others because fucked up people repeat the same mistakes over and over. Now she's just a joke and some people enjoy laughing over how sad she is because she posts it publicly and thinks it not obvious that she's desperate.
She posts these pictures, people are allowed to comment on them. I actually think she looks terrible. I wouldn't even glance at her on the street and if I did it would be because she was dressed like a lunatic and wonder what happened to her in her childhood. There's other threads, go there if you need something to tickle harder.
No. 294321
>>294320I think anon's point is that you need to criticize her at all times or else you're Wking her which is ridiculous. We are still discussing her like you said and if a couple anons want to talk about not agreeing, someone like
>>294318 does need to cope and deal with it.
No. 294349
>>294316Kevvy is the best thing that ever happened to her and there's no way she's pulling another moid at this age. Unless we get another Kevvy goes to jail saga, she is holding onto his family's coattails for dear life.
Wonder if calenderanon has an update!
>>294337Those are totally dark brown and grey roots. The real fried hair ends at her shoulders but the fake hair keeps going in the ponytail. No amount of filter can hide how bald she is.
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>>294357Well, he just got around to her birthday post. It’s a combo birthday and mopey cosplay post this year. Calling your 38 year old fiancé a child, ffs.
No. 294380
>>294364KEK. The shade. He makes a birthday post for Bakugou, but not for Lori.
Perhaps anons were right about Kevin not being the one to get Lori those Walgreens-tier gifts.
No. 294410
>>294357Kek thank you, anon. Sounds like he must have paid her after valentines and kept buying her things to stay on her good side.
>>294360Isn't this an old pic? Just going by the dildo table.
No. 294463
>>294438>Apartment so small manga goes in the kitchen (Can only buy ramen 1 at a time anyway) From
>>294037 , which you tagged.
No. 294603
>>294590Kek, as if Scott has any money. The only way he survives is by grifting from one cosplay chick to another until he gets caught cheating and then thrown out like the trash he is.
Can't believe there's still women stupid enough to take him in at this point, especially since he's fat and moldy now.
No. 294649
>>294593nta but they both lurk and wk themselves in this thread constantly.
The best episode was Kevvy telling everyone we don't know high fashion, kek!
No. 294734
>>294670he also gets mad if you call him bald.
wonder if Kev knows male pattern baldness generally starts at the back of the head, so if no one tells him it's thinning he won't know.
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Lori and Kevin left the house yesterday to get breaded chicken from an Asian festival. Everybody stopped Lori in order to admire her elf ears because she is an anime babe irl.
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>>294897My Lori styling pet peeve is her atrocious winged eyeliner that's as thick as a lane stripe in the road. But I think I finally figured it out. She's trying to look like she has that real thick eyeline like in anime, as this little chibi character shows. This whole time I thought that she was messing up the wing and then trying to fix it by making it thicker and thicker. That's seriously what it looks like though.
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>>294897her hair is probably so damaged it is resistant to heat styling, so she has to go over sections multiple times to get her hair to lay flat. thus making it even more dry and brittle. it must be a bitch to detangle after washing.
>>294880so did they go together or not? are they even living together at this point? their dynamic gets weirder by the day.
No. 295053
>>294880Loony and Kevvy keep claiming that they get IRL compliments whenever they go outside looking like dirty clowns. Totemo legit cool story.
Hope someone got unfiltered candids of them eating their sadkatsu.
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>>295405Seriously, I think you have the wrong person. Are you talking about that Tiffany woman Scott was seeing? I doubt it was the one married to the NASA exec.
>>296088We have one of these festivals where I live and its filled with children and their families. I imagine her in one of her terrifying get ups or just looking old and out if place in a costume. Either way, she'll be getting looks all day and probably be deluded about why people are looking at her.
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Kevin had a decent run but got the block today, lol.
No. 296781
>>296651You're the best, calendaranon. Wonder what
triggered Lori this time. Mayhaps there is a new a scrote she is courting.
No. 296875
>>296781maybe kevin forgot to call lori a spicy loli elf gremlin bb when he gave her some sushi that he stole out of an ubereats bag he was supposed to deliver?
or maybe lori blocked him because she was consumed with rage that he made a split second of eye contact with the girl working at the coffeeshop while he was paying for an iced coffee for lori with his last $3
No. 297004
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She hasnt been very eventful lately. Still obsessing over haters, still clinging onto her moonie days, still begging for the same 10 subs so she can afford oysters
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>>296118There is a second Tiffany that Scott dated who is entirely innocents and unrelated - that is years ago.
Scott is living with the Tiffany whose husband went to prison for Covid fraud.
https://wdwnt.com/2021/04/nasa-executive-pleads-guilty-to-using-fraudulent-covid-19-relief-loans-to-pay-personal-debts-including-to-disney-vacation-club/I removed everything unrelated because I am not going to doxx anyone. The receipt I'm providing gives zero information that is not publicly available. I chose to censor it, but I can't tell anyone to not look it up.
Tezna's husband got out of prison recently, I wonder how it's going in their household with Scott shacking up with his wife and roleplaying as a husband.
No. 297153
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>>297140Wait wait cupcakecosplay tiffany??? And is this why she got banned from WCS? That woman has so much drama, why would he even be attracted to her when he still goes off about loony?
No. 297174
>>297153Dude gets off on being the WK for women? IDK. But yeah, that's the one. No idea if that's why she got banned from WCS, I had not heard of such thing.
Scott's move in with her happened right after he showed up in this thread, tried to "help" Lori, and then ditched Heidi. He did Heidi a fucking FAVOR by leaving because she does not deserve any of the negative shit he brings.
Dude's a scumbag and he and Lori deserve each other. I can't decide if Scott or Kevin are the better match for Lori. Maybe they should just joust it out. I'd almost pay for that.
Google is your friend. I'm the same anon who found out Kevvy had retained a lawyer months ago and had a court date. I rarely post. Simple searches reveal a LOT of shit. Google but do not doxx. You can learn without being an asshole about it.
No. 297252
>>297004I'll take things that never happened for 100. Love the perpetual
victim status as much as I love a 38 year old woman dressed like sailor moon and hiding her face in shame.
>>297140How the fk did that looser shack up with a NASA execs wife? Damn the world is strange. Must not have much money for an exec since that equity is sad.
No. 297253
>>297252>How the fk did that looser shack up with a NASA execs wife?Heidi did throw him out after catching him cheating on her with multiple women. So I imagine he fed Tezna some sob story full of lies to get her to take him in, Tezna was one of the ones he was already cheating on Heidi with (that move happened crazy fast), or Tezna is incredibly dumb and desperate (she was in the moonie fandom so how could she not know any of his drama?).
Are we sure Scott and Lori aren't the same person kek?
No. 297308
>>297253Brief derail because L/K have been so quiet.
I'd really be interested in the conversation that took place when the husband got home from prison and found Scott larping as husband/dad.
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Looks like Kevin isn't getting any of the box dye this month.
No. 297602
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Congrats 2 Kevin on making it back onto Lori's list of followers.
No. 297614
>>297499I might get hate for this but I honestly think Kevvy looks better with his natural dark hair than that yellow straw crap he had.
>>297253>>297308Well that explains why that furfuck tucked his tail between his legs and went into hiding and fell off the face of the earth lol.
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>>297614I agree, does look better with the natural color. The cut is ugly as sin though. I don’t mind guys with long hair, but the styling is dated and unflattering.
In other news, Lori is suffering from pretty privilege. It’s SOOO weird guys, when you completely style yourself to cater to a fetish, and guys view and interact with you exactly how you market yourself.
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>>297602Looks like he bought his way back into her graces, unless this is her old pair?
>>297710Shes whining about pretty privilege but the reality is she probably wishes she still had it. She never bothered with interests that wouldn’t get her male attention and never had much intelligence or talent to begin with.
The wrinkles are getting deeper, the body more untoned, the weed breath a little skunkier. Shes becoming everything she used to mock and becoming invisible to the male gaze.
No. 297824
>>297768>if you're ugly, you're more likely to just be sexualized or be seen as an "easy lay", instead of being persued in a romantic wayExactly this. She's never had thar privilege and has spent her life hopping between low grade scrotes who would take anything available.
True pretty privilege means ending up with a successful life and tons of friends without trying. Not begging for a few dollars on the internet and having to catfish for it.
No. 298245
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Lori getting rid of "beckies" in her life
No. 298259
>>297308I wonder how Tiffany Tezna's kids are reacting to Scott's porn addiction. Can't be good having him around small children.
Ten bucks says he has VIP status to Lori's OF.
No. 298265
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her last remaining ferret looking very rough. poor thing only gets shown to show off her ugly new shoes.
No. 298341
No one is uncomfortable with her bikini pics. Most adults would consider a 38 year old behaving this way either a degenerate, a loser or emotionally damaged. Those "beckies" as she calls them have lives and they dont want them damaged by being involved with someone like her. I like how she calls people normies lol! Yes, this is by far abnormal behavior. She acknowledges it, but tries to pretend its special. Special, but not the way she thinks.
>>298265I cant believe it's still alive! Those shoes are hideous.
No. 298473
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>>298449Poor guy looks like he has adrenal disease, unfortunately ferrets get sick very often especially marshalls ferrets from USA breeders, 50% of ferrets will get cancer in their lifetime.
I've posted this before in a different Lori thread I think but here's some signs of a sick ferret to keep an eye out for.
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Active blocking and unblocking at the end of the month for these two. Wonder what's going on.
No. 298631
>>298347She definitely has no friends. Anyone shes ever referring to is a rando off the internet including whoever this is
>>298245 claiming they are so gladshe and Looni found each other. Either another degenerate or someone who will run away too.
>>298535These quick succession block/unblock fits always make me think they either had a fight or Lori was hiding something from him. The end of the month so maybe its money related.
No. 298716
>>298259Between that and his insistence that he has a big dick*, I feel sorry for the women who fell for his bullshit.
*He does not
No. 298766
>>298724I am not
>>298716 but I can speak from personal experience. We hooked up briefly several years ago, he kept going on about how he hoped I was ready for his "raging 9 inches" etc etc.
Biggest disappointment of my sex life. He's 3 maybe 4 inches at most. Most of his teeny peeny was lost in his nappy pubes. He won't go down on women but wants deep throated. Kept making stupid growling noises like a dog and was done in just a few minutes.
Considering that Tezna woman is stuck with the old fat balding moid version of him with the teeny peeny now I do feel bad for her. But she did fall for his bullshit kek.
(please don't post revenge porn) No. 298833
>>298766Today was a bad day to have eyes.
Lmao about the growling noises, he really does think he is a wolf!
THIS is the dick that Lori has been trying to jump on intermittently for literally 20 years?! No wonder why she thought Rikki Cory had a big dick… (Kitty was asked about it on KF and she said he was maybe 6”.)
No. 298835
>>298833Actually wasn't Scott trying to get back with Lori? I thought like a few threads back some screenshots were posted where they were trying to hook up behind their partners backs. But then Lori rejected him and he came on here to sperg about her. Then right after that his GF yeeted him like rotten milk.
Guess for all his faults Kevvy's packing more than a micropeen.
No. 298837
>>298766Holy fucking shit, well done, anon! I'm the one who said he promised a big dick but didn't deliver but GODDAMN you came in with RECEIPTS!
BLESS!
No. 298841
>>298840So posting Lori's nudes is okay but not this? C'mon lets be on the same page.
(Not the anon who posted nudes of anyone.)
No. 298849
>>298835IMO, I don’t think Scott was trying to get back together with Lori because it seems like he wants a woman who he knows he can financially leech off of. I think he was just trying to smash Lori (and was stupid and selfish enough to think Heidi wouldn’t find out) and knew that Lori was easy (going by her hypersexuality while she was a teenager, dating Scott, and all the way up until she met Kevin) and would maybe put out for Scott for some money to her CashApp, but most importantly for feeling like she is wanted more than another woman.
Lori would never go for Scott for anything other than the sex she denies her loyal Cash Cow Kevin. Kevin is Ol’ Reliable. He is faithful, isolated everyone for her, and still continues to do everything Lori asks. His parents pay for their bachelor apartment, and Kevin buys Lori instant noodles and knickknacks. Scott is a bum and would not do any of these things for her, nor bring in money for her plushie hoard, and also would be cheating on her the entire time which she would not accept.
No. 298850
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>>298766Scott has Hank Hill butt.
No. 298910
File: 1685660938322.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 72.71 KB, 698x757, 835933E0-5ED3-4FDC-ADF5-742008…)
Speaking of fair-game nudity posts (posted to her OF), I’ve been checking leak sites every few months. Most of the stuff is not very milky - just her making stupid faces and pulling her ugly outfits from instagram to the side - but this was odd to me. In burgerland, nudity in saunas isn’t the norm in my experience. Particularly because most saunas I’ve seen in gyms and apartments are co-ed. Either way, posting nudes to your OF from the public areas of the apartment complex where you also live seems squicky to me.
Always remember to bring a towel to sit on in your local sauna, nonnies!(sage your shit)
No. 299272
>>299259>>299262Exactly, Lori doesn't want anything to do with Scott unless he's buying her crap or outright giving her money. The text messages between Scott and Lori that he showed us had Lori getting all pissy with him when he offered to pay for a meal delivery service for her because she was whining about being hungry. She basically said if he didn't want to send her cash then he could fuck off, lol. It's like that other anon said up there, Kevin has more to offer Lori than Scott at this point. His parents are paying for their apartment and their bills.
Kevin is still blocked though. I need to get a new calendar going for June!
No. 299274
>>299272I'm not too invested in Lori lore but I believe the screenshots were even more pathetic: he was offering her hellofresh vouchers (I assume free order for first customer type deal) like not even offering to pay anything, just
here's a voucher amazing he rolled up here thinking that made him a saint and we would be impressed kek
No. 299500
>>298910Yuck, that hemorrhoid is gross. Who could get it up looking at some old ladies butt disease.
>>299259I dont think there much of anyone lurking around her anymore. The Scott thing was like a year ago. I dont think hes still trying for anything, he's getting it somewhere else.
Dudes from her past knew they could use her for a quick romp though. Her rep proceeds her, and most of relationships included cheating so its expected that she might be willing.
>>299274>hellofresh vouchersKek! Im surprised she didnt take the deal since that's on par with her whoring herself out for ramen, cannolis and peep pepsi.
No. 299513
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It's weird to me how Kevin even bothers to re-follow her after getting blocked at this point, lol. I've said this before but in the beginning of this blocking/unblocking nonsense, Kevin used to painstakingly add back a ton of likes onto Lori's page that would be lost when she blocked him, going back 1-2 weeks sometimes. After about a year he would only add back between 2-5. But he doesn't even bother at all now. He only likes current posts if he's her friend and when he gets blocked/unblocked he never goes back and re-likes older posts. That behavior slowly dropped off. It makes me wonder if he'll eventually not bother to follow her back for awhile. Or maybe he is doing that. There's really no way of knowing when she unblocks him, only when he follows her again. I just always put them on the same day.
No. 299518
>>299513lori is so goddamn
toxic she doesn't realize her doing this over time (albeit slowly) will make him not give a shit anymore. The fact he's not going back and doing that kinda signifies he's slowly getting the 'I just don't have energy to care anymore' thing that long term
toxic couples get to. Eventually he's just not going to even bother following her back and just not give a shit anymore and ignore her screeching and hollering and just take his skateboard and go outside without even responding, if he doesn't already do that. Who knows if he'll ever break up with her but he's clearly getting drained by her antics over time.
No. 299527
File: 1686006259447.jpeg (86.59 KB, 750x1227, IMG_1817.jpeg)
Looks like that tacky “YoU CaNt AfFoRd mE!” Pillow applies more to her ferret than her
No. 299533
>>299500>I dont think hes still trying for anything, he's getting it somewhere else. You're talking about a moid who keeps cosplay women in his rolodex for potential lays/freeloading. The dude pays prositutes for sex. He is always trying to get it from someone or somewhere else.
>>298910JFC with all the shoop on her vag, you'd think she'd at least take her roids out.
No. 299541
>>299533100% if Scott could refuck anyone who fell for his BS in the past, he'd be all over it. He has been trying repeatedly.
And at least now we know what happened to that last ferret. "Cancer" and probably receiving zero medical treatment, as a way to beg for money. There will be a post showing off new shoes before theres any kind of update/thanks for helping with his medical issues.
No. 299699
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lol that didn't last long.
No. 299724
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>>299699Wonder if he’s in trouble again because one of his friends noticed Lori is awful?
No. 300730
>>300618Christ this thread has gotten boring
At least it was fun while people sperged abt Scotts tiny dick and being as much a cow, even if it derailed.
No. 300829
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Kevin posts stuff like this every so often but the only person who is still hung up on ex friendships is him. All that shit went down in 2017 which was 6 years ago. All of Kevin's ex friends have moved on and they aren't thinking about him as much as he wishes they were.
No. 300871
>>300829i was one of the idiots who used to root for him to leave lori and move on with his life. now i see how fucking
toxic he is, such a perpetual
victim and incredibly manipulative. isn't he about 31-32? he is too old for this kind of whiny bullshit. he will always be a poor broke ass whining about how he "friends" betrayed him.
No. 300973
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I'm going to be removing the "Kevin unblocked" parts from the calendar since there's no way of knowing when Lori is actually unblocking him. I'd like to think he goes longer and longer before eventually re-folliwing her again but who knows.
No. 301030
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No. 301132
>>301030Kek as if she lets him even touch her anymore or even have any healthy communication with him. She probably screeches about ramen and needing more subs while he yells “withholding!” Like a tard.
Also no Kevin, your average moderately successful adult woman doesnt want to be infantilized, just your lazy ass girlfriend with arrested development.
No. 301607
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Updated June 2023 calendar. I wasn't able to tell whether it was a blocking or unfollowing on the 20th because there were no "likes" added in that short window Kevin had followed her back that time. I am 90% sure it was a block though, as they usually are.
Lori has been doing a lot of ferret posting lately.
No. 301922
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No. 302006
>>301607Wow, these blocking shenanigans still go on regularly this many years later? Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe, on both sides.
How long as it been since the anime con proposals anyway? Isn't it bad luck to be engaged for over 1 year?
No. 302056
>>300829What “FRIENDS” Kevin? What about all the people lori and you fucked over? Nobody cares that you stopped cosplaying. He’s been bitching about the cosplay community for 5 years. Get a job. Lori leeched your clout away you’re used up. No friends. No money. No job. Bad reputation of abusing and threatening to harm people online along with doxxing people. Both of them are miserable cu nts. He’s been throwing a tantrum for over five years now.
>>299527The sick ferret grift is getting old and disgusting at this point.
No. 302690
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Kevin has graced us with another update about how he's so totes over the cosplay scene.
No. 302729
>>302690>”the cos community just feels like memes and instant gratification”Is this a dig at Lori and her lazy “Marin does elf monster girl” content?
>>302708He went from an average looking 20 something year old to “dehydrated twink that bums cigarettes at the gas station” in a matter of 4 years. he's aging like milk left under a hot sun
No. 302748
>>302690He makes a far better woman than Lori, but it's been 5 years since they've been to a con according to this. So why does he still keep talking about cosplay?
Meanwhile Lori posting age old pictures of when she was thinner in the old apartment but pretending it's new.
They're both absolute hasbeens.
No. 302884
>>302690Only poor fags think people arent still out there living their lives. Plenty of men are still making epic cosplay and traveling to cons. Theres entire threads on pinterest alone of epic male cosplayers from 2023. Not everyone is broke Kevin. Accept it, you're the bottom of the barrel, that's why you live in a HUD apartment with an old lady who mooches off of you. You dont cosplay because you have no money due to poor life choices.
>when she pops up during your mindless scrollingI would see a blurry picture of a desperate looking lady wearing a dumb costume with press on nails and a shitty wig and keep scrolling.
No. 302897
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He is SO bitter. This is such a shitty thing to say, for lots of reasons. I doubt it's even true and even if so, people can go to conventions without huge, elaborate costumes and that's ok! He is definitely acting like it's his choice to quit cosplay because he's so over current cosplayers and how it's just not the same and blah blah when really it's like you said,
>>302884, he's broke and can't afford it, and also the amount of people that are extremely creative and talented at cosplay are quite vast in numbers these days and Kevin is intimidated.
I love all his bitter updates about the cosplay community. It's obvious he spends a lot of time seething over the fact that nobody from that community really cared when he and Lori stopped attending conventions but he really, desperately wanted his absence to have some sort of impact. Lol.
No. 302934
>>302897Cope harder Kevvy! There are several amazing male cosplayers at all cons, not only making money with their hobby but simultaneously raising families and supporting their families with normalfag jobs, too.
Nobody is checking for Kevvy at these cons but he's posting like an esteemed guest, kek. Lori and him are so delusional. It's obv they won't go because they're scared of candids and being constantly outshined by all the talented and good looking cosplayers.
No. 302987
>>302897“No AX this year” like they had a choice to go financially? He was not in the cosplay scene for very long. Many people have cosplayed longer. His opinion or review of conventions literally does not matter or mean anything. He keeps harping on “cosplay community” which they are both not currently participating in so his opinion is BS. But his own standards of making “big cosplay” being the only true form of the hobby means Lori and himself are not “real” cosplayers. Both of them post inaccurate and closer cosplays with bought items. Kevin’s “cosplays” are unfinished for over five years now. People don’t have to dress up for conventions to have fun. Not everyone is an attention whore sell out on OF or booth girl. His opinion is so
toxic. He’s a 30 year old throwing the same tantrum for over five years. Get a job.
No. 302993
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I forgot to post this yesterday. Kevin is currently blocked.
No. 302999
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>>302993well he just ain't got time for socials, duh. Too busy…
No. 303006
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>literally millions
Lori, your reach has been the same for years. Quite miniscule.
No. 303019
>>303006>millionsMy sides! If she had millions, why is she always begging for 1 or 2 subs everyday to afford ramen?
If she had such reach she'd be living off OF and not crying for money to get fillers or fix her missing teeth.
(reddit spacing) No. 303319
>>302690sorry i'm super behind nona's and I'm replying to this post late, but Kevin is the king of delusion. The cosplay community has just gotten more inclusive and welcoming to all types of people. There are so many successful male cosplayers as well. He is so in denial because if he faced reality he would have to admit that his life crashed and burned once he got involved with Lori.
Do you really think cosplay as a whole has changed that much kev, or is it more likely one persons influence that has ruined your chances of cosplaying ever again? Fucking sad.
No. 303539
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>>302690It really is wild how they cope. Things change, that’s life. Plenty of other cosplayers from Kev’s hayday and earlier are still out there participating.
Picrel is one of Lori’s old cosplay friends (a male, Kev!) still going to cons and somehow absolutely killing it in “big cosplay”. Also note that the other friend in the old pic, Crissy, still attends conventions as well. Lori is the only person from that pic who hides away from old friends for fear of having a pic leaked without heavy editing.
No. 303589
>>303583I think so too
nonnie! And a much better and hotter Endymion than Scutt-Scutt ever was.
No. 303621
File: 1689788956673.jpg (816.44 KB, 1080x1748, Screenshot_20230719_195128_Ins…)
(sage your shit)
No. 303945
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I think she's trolling and doesn't actually believe this. There's no way. She's the one who copied all that elf/cat/loli/pink nose blush from other women anyway. She certainly didn't start any trends.
No. 304050
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>>304004They’re old trends. Lori just likes to pretend she has any legacy other than this page. The blush on the nose and chin popped up all over the East Asian makeup scene throughout the early-mid 2000’s, before exploding in popularity on social media around 2015 (picrel). As we can see from the pic just a few posts ago, Lori was NOT rocking that look around that time. She had chalky pale makeup and chunky liner.
She thinks just because she was an early cosplayer, she can claim all the trends that have any relation to cosplay/East Asia in general. Remember when she tried to claim bold red eye makeup, as if geisha hadn’t been doing that for decades?
No. 305301
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1/2
Is it just her editing, or has Lori started to have her tattoo removed? Or is it so old it's just blown out?
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2/2
No. 306115
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No milk really, she posted a dollskill haul on her stories the other day. Im surprised she posted it since the filter kept struggling and her actual waistline made an appearance
No. 306295
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You mean like Lori and all her totally real, non-bot followers? Or maybe this is a dig from Kevin at her. He's currently blocked from Lori's Instagram again, lol.
I do enjoy Kevin's boomer takes about how social media/cosplay/skateboarding is just so xyz these days instead of how it was back in his day and that's why he isn't popular. He should post more of these.
No. 306325
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Behind a spoiler cause I don't really know what I'm looking at.
It feels like she's posting more regularly to Twitter more than Instagram these days. She may be filtering her body but it looks more like she's just starving herself again. I don't really care if she does OF/sex work but I do have a hard time believing she's able to make enough money to be even a little comfortable without a standard normal job. I also would have thought that her current poor way of life with the unsuccessful career focus choice would have humbled her a bit more, but if her past has taught us anything that ain't happening.
No. 306452
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>>306354Dang! So we see a glimpse of the real face and fried hair here, huh?
Spoiler for boobage.
No. 306454
>>306452Kek, I think I spot a forehead wrinkle
>>306354I dont how old these are, but she definitely doesnt look like shes been starving
No. 306618
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No. 306692
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In case anyone is still following the blocking saga, here's August 2023's calendar as we head into September.
No. 306786
>>306618 HIS SHIRTS MATCH HIS CEILING LAMPSHADES HAHAHHA
>>306654i suspect he took the photo in this specific spot and perspective with his head positioned between the two ceiling lights (without obscuring them) deliberately to match his black and white clothes. it looks stupid, but then again everything they do, wear, and say is stupid.
No. 306837
>>306692Wonder what he had to buy Lori to get unblocked.
>>306797It looks like a cheap chaise lounge that someone left out during a garage sale. The apt is so obviously filled with bedbugs.
No. 306942
>>306692the dolls kill shoes and box bleach rations looking good nonitas.
sometimes i have thoughts of how lori buys things. she probably takes kevin’s card without consent and just buys stupid shit without his approval
No. 306961
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September is off to a good start! I've been keeping these calendars for 2 years now lol. I started in August 2021.
No. 307149
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Kevin always says stuff like this then never posts the photos.
No. 307202
>>307149The only similarity that he shares with Link is that they're both short.
Link is quiet, calm, level-headed, pretty, strong, funny, sweet, healthy-haired, and noble. Kevin is literally not even close to any of those things and in fact is the total opposite.
The only other similarity that I can think of is that Link sometimes eats rocks. Kevin seems like the type to do so too.
No. 307417
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That's an interesting history rewrite. I'm pretty sure it was the opposite, with Lori and her cronies terrorizing, bullying, and excluding others in the cosplay community, especially any other girl who dared to cosplay Sailor Moon. Also lol @ Lori thinking she's influencing e-girl looks, with her reach of about 100 real followers.
No. 307434
>>307417Wow Topkek!! Lori is delusional or thinks her audience is far enough removed to not remember the terror she caused in the cos community back in the day. Plenty of people still remember how she caused all her own problems and was the one everyone eventually ran away from.
Lori gave herself a terrible reputation. I guess she cant accept that even to this day. Some things are permanent Looni. You did it to yourself.
No one is speculating when you live your life out in the open for everyone to see.
No. 307528
>>307417Meanwhile she's literally the one following the, now dead, egirl trend. Lori it's over and here you are, as per usual, late and beating the dead horse. Delusional. And using mental illness to cover up her
abusive tendencies and calling it "
triggered" is a choice, I'm sure Kevin's knee would say otherwise.
No. 307529
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>>307434This. I don’t know what to make of her. She spent her youth being a mean girl before Mean Girls existed. She made a joke of a whole fandom, and that will forever be what is attached to her name. Everyone except her knows she didn’t invent or influence shite. On the other hand, It’s clear something went terribly wrong in her childhood and it broke her. A small part of me pities the joke she’s become, but in the end she has only herself to blame. She chooses to perform for the 5 mongoloid horndogs that follow her.
(10000 hours in 2004 photoshop, nonnies)
No. 307596
>>307528The trend is so over. She wont let it go, she's incapable of replacing all that crap to "influence" anything other style.
>>307529Something definitely seems to have happened to her in her childhood. I agree
nonny, I kinda pity her too but it's all her own doing. We have choices in life.
>>307531She was always a nobody. She would have blended on with all the other cosplayers if not for all the drama she caused. Notorious for getting kicked out of competition for lying about making costumes was huge, even outside if the gs woth her friends. People always talk about her following and the Klan but they never talk about all the people who wanted nothing to do with her because she was a known cheater and lier on top of everything else she had a bad rep for.
No. 307612
>>307596i definitely believe that.
who’s parents allow their 15 year old daughter to never pass high school, marry grown older men and travel with a bunch of other teenagers??
No. 307624
>>307612Lori's parents had to sign off on her marriage to that one guy when she was 17. Also the only time I've ever seen her dad pop up was when Lori made some callout post on her Facebook to this account that called her fat and her dad defended her. Lori's life has always been very sad. She could have chosen not to be viscously cruel to everyone she snared in her web though. Not all abuse
victims lash out at others. Those were all her decisions.
No. 307835
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Why does she insist on taking photos of herself in poses where it looks like she got caught trying to take a shit?
Whatever happened to her knockoff designer bracelet? I never see her wear it.
It looks like back in July she got an early release for some Dolls Kill Hatsune Miku collab. No discount codes for her that I could see.
No. 307872
>>307835Notice how she doesn't even really have to make a poof face anymore topkek. The reaching out is to hide her fat arms too and the hair covering the double chin. We see you Lori
Hangyodon's face looking at her.. same my dude same
No. 308172
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Right on schedule again lol. Someone should input my calendar data into something which tells us stuff like: avg. length between blocks (nonnas have noticed it's usually every 2 weeks), which days of the month blocks and unblocks are most likely to occur, etc.