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No. 1625265[Reply]

Vent about how parents and/or other family fucked over you/your dreams by making terrible choices for you via neglect, close mindedness, laziness, totally ignoring what you wanted etc and how your coping as an adult.

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No. 2463573

>>2460014
I have a gruinine full on narcissist father and the only way to survive the constant paranoia that everyone is lying/conspiring is that we've had to form alliances and start lying/conspiring to keep my dad in the dark. I never noticed how bad it was until he got a gf and literally the two of us have to plot together so she can do things like go to a parade on St.Patricks day or buy a bicycle off a male seller without being accused of having an affair and then taking his anxiety out on me for. I have to lie if I leave work early/late because any deviation away from autism level scheduling means I must be lying about having a job entirely. I've had 3 days off this week and I've had to spend them getting up at 6am and going to the library for 8 hours then coming home after my "shift" because a day off means my job isn't real + hours of interrogation about my job being asked the same questions again and again. Don't ever feel bad for lying. You're going yo be accused of it if you're not lying

No. 2463615

>>2460014
>>2463573
Yep, when any moid and especially a narc complains about lies, they are actually complaining things aren't going according to their delusions. They lie all the time, so just as long as everything is validating and never shame inducing (shame sets them off the hardest, i've noticed) they don't care if you lie. They'll accuse you of lying anyways as a power play, of course! Narcs will turn anyone into a pathological liar.

No. 2465728

I'm still happy that my mom died and no amount of shaming me will ever change that

No. 2465738

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>>2465728
There's finding quiet peace in the death of a family member who caused you irrevocable harm and venting anonymously or to people close to you and then there's shameless cash grabs like this, which sort of have a mental boomerang effect of making think "like mother, like daughter" "boomarang" kek

No. 2465750

>>2465738
nta, but this is still acceptable in my eyes



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No. 2443207[Reply]

ITT we post about what we learned today. Whether it's an interesting scientific fact, an important life lesson, or whatever.

Previous Thread: >>704153
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No. 2465626

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Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling are (allegedly) different people

No. 2465629

>>2465626
Both hideous

No. 2465680

>>2465626
No they arent. this is the same picture just tinted

No. 2465692


No. 2466459

>>2465626
It's the same person in this picture. He's canadian.



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No. 2291553[Reply]

Similar to the Twitter, Tumblr, and Reddit hate threads, we post youtube videos, creators, and comments that we hate. Infuriating shit, stupid shit, weird shit. Post away.

Previous threads:
>>1092460
>>1631816
>>1803231
>>1995591
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No. 2466543

'Haerin type beauty', whatever the hell that is, another prime example of the subliminal slop infesting YouTube.

No. 2466550

>>2463482
I'm not a huge fan of MeatCanyon but his parody of this situation was hilarious

No. 2467492

>>2466543
its just retarded kpop fans

No. 2467780

I hatewatch podcasts passively in the background and it makes me notice a lot of different microcosms and skinwalking adjacent "creators" do to eachother. Randomly put on Tim Dillon because I hate him and immediately realized that Britney Broski has been skinwalking his podcasting style in the broski report, an insufferable and odd solitary podcast she does where she's very unpleasant and has developed strange vocal ticks that before I could not explain. Literally skinwalked loser fatass Tim Dillon smh. I don't like any of these people.

No. 2468302

On the last day of the month, the algorithm offered me; A degenerate who has a fetish for cartoon feet.



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No. 1343869[Reply]

Ask for something you want, nonnies may deliver it - or not.

>How it differs from the "help me find" thread?

You're not necessarily asking for something you have seen/had before. It's more about asking for something that you want that may or may not exist, and be on anyone's possessions be made by anons.

Examples:
>Requesting a retro game file instead of just asking what is that obscure game you vaguely remember from your childhood
>Asking for more tech savvy and bored anons to do a gif or WebM for you
>Asking for a trustworthy pirating site for any media
>Etc etc
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No. 2459331

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I was wondering if any nona knew of a youtuber or streamer who has a few videos/uploaded streams of Animal Crossing: New Leaf gameplay. Preferably would be at least 30 minutes each video/stream but if there's frequent uploads I wouldn't mind those either. I never got the chance to play it and cannot get a 3DS right now, so the monotonous grinding is what I would like to see.

No. 2459339

Can anyone fulfill this request? >>>/ot/2446647 I’m dumb with photoshop. Would really make my day as I absolutely love Deano memes but am too tech illiterate to alter images.

No. 2459578

>>2459339
some of you have the most retarded requests

No. 2460258

>>2459578
We are all retarded here

No. 2465342

I have a habit of rocking back and forth in my chair. I especially like rocking back and forth when I'm listening to music (so I do it a lot). My current desk chair is getting old and real squeaky. Is there any desk chair that will stand me rocking back and forth in it?



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No. 779928[Reply]

This is a thread for people who want to say thanks and be more grateful for the good stuff in their lives!
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No. 2464754

I am grateful to not be in captivity

No. 2464766

I got a gigantic slab of pork belly from the food bank. I'm so excited, I'll probably freeze most. It feels so bougie. I'm grateful for the food bank. Last week they had half dozen eggs!

No. 2464771

a mobile game I've been looking forward to was released yesterday. People online are bitching about parts of it but I don't care, I'm having lots of fun!

No. 2465136

I am so grateful to have a remote job. I hate everything about having to go in to an office — getting dressed up every day, commuting in my city’s crazy traffic, being stuck in one place no matter how early I get my work done. Yesterday I was exhausted and since I’ve been ahead on my task queue for like two weeks now, I was able to just take a nap with none of my coworkers even knowing. I sleep late pretty regularly when I’m ahead of things too. So much healthier than in-person work.

No. 2465182

I'm grateful to scholars for having preserved ancient knowledge and to firefighters for risking their lives to save people/property.



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No. 660000[Reply]

Do you believe in it?
Are you a "witch"?
Do you collect crystals, do spells, and believe tarot, or any of those neo-pagan stuff?
Or do you think witchcraft is something to take more seriously?
Do you have any stories about witchcraft, brujas, rithuals, shamans, and the like?
Is "witch" a female-only term? What do you think about the story of witchcraft and women?
Post everything related to this here. It doesn't matter if your only experience is playing with a ouija board in 7th grade, just discuss.
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No. 2460103

>>2455430
You would actually die of shock if you saw the degenerate and sexually depraved shit they do to human women behind their backs with the incubi. They don't just show up in your dreams to parasite off of you, they rape women constantly. No the spirit realm isn't more equal than our society.

>>2453738
Dumbass spirits have spirit bodies the same way humans have physical bodies. If they were truly genderless they wouldn't be showing up with male or female forms to us.

No. 2460325

>>2453654
>>2453704
Started reading the thread and randomly had a nightmare where an incubus wearing a mask terrorized me and raped a corpse (first one of a woman then her husbands). He had a huge creepy dick. Then he started chasing me and wouldn't leave me alone. I had to jump out of a window twice to finally wake the fuck up.
Days later wanted to O method on something unrelated but I was still so disgusted I couldn't. Wonderful creatures…

No. 2460423

>>2456464
First, unblock her in case she wants to reach out. Second, when you do spellwork you need to kind of forget about it and go about your life. If you are obsessing about the outcome it probably won't go very well.

No. 2460650

>>2458275
>It's not about pleasing the man, it's about devouring him until he's a dried out shell of his former self.
Would be based if true but only some succubi do that. The rest help the incubi subdue women.

No. 2464729

What are your nonnies protection rituals? and do any of you incorporate herbs/spices/plants in your practice?



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No. 1959358[Reply]

Prev threads:
>>1628970
>>1463067
>>227162

Any pro-fujo derailing in this thread will get a 3 day unappealable ban. If you do not like the thread, hide it. Repeat infractions will eventually result in a permanent ban.
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No. 2464563

>>2464557
If I'm inferring the context right, I get why that anon is pissed. It's weird as fuck how TIFs write fanfics where women get abused and then try to pass it off something else (BL), especially since they all have a weird double standard where men aren't ACTUALLY allowed to get hurt in comparison.

No. 2464586

>>2464557
Men can't get raped. Stfu pickme(baiting/derailing)

No. 2464623

>>2464557
Tbh i'd agree with her sentiment had not been for the random coomer comment at the end. It's awkward and gross, as usual and expected from a porn addict

No. 2464994

>>2464557
>beat our clits to it
This sounds like when mtf trannies pretend to be women because 'bl is for women' and they think it enhances the larp. The ape sex should be looked at with disgust not mimiced.

No. 2469044

>>2149710
I remember my friend fangirling over this couple, I thought they were lesbians lmao. Then I asked her: "Which one is the girl?" and when she told me that both were men I was flabbergasted.



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No. 868290[Reply]

Post words that you like - it could be because of the meaning, the way it sounds, the way the letters look together, the cultural significance, anything! They don't have to be in English btw
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No. 2463967

Dolorous
Moribund
Incandescent
Avarice

No. 2463985

>>2402031
i think some words with a cutesy pretty vibe that could help you are:
>Berry
>Rose
>Daisy
>Cherries
>Peach
>Blush
>Aurora
>Lovely
>Bubbly
Also try quirking it up with exclamation marks kek, and just putting these words together with a nice and pretty sounding word for an object works too(like Tsubaki-chou Lonely Planet), references to beloved "girly" fairytales and stories are good, like Sleeping Beauty and Alice. The title in your picrel works because Honey Lemon Soda will obviously associate with the taste of a nice sweet drink, its good advertising too, because you immediately know the kind of male MC it has, a snarky guy that's cute and sweet to the female MC sometimes

No. 2464101

Ethereal

No. 2464420

Crestfallen

No. 2464611

Brew
Baring
Fright



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No. 2464123[Reply]

Were you in the GT program in school growing up? Did you display unusual intelligence or talent for your age group? This thread is for you! (You don't need to be some Sheldon Cooper supergenius, just getting officially labeled as gifted in school or by an organization that screened you is enough. Or if you were never labeled but it's obvious you were still gifted).
Discuss experiences with growing up gifted. Difficulty connecting with peers, frustration with predetermined systems that make no sense, existential dread, high senstivity to emotions and stimuli, burnout, and loneliness are only some of the problems gifted kids often encounter from a very young age. What was good and bad about growing up super smart and how has it made your life better/worse today?
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No. 2464325

>>2464307
I don’t really believe in it either. I’ve met a lot of people who on paper were incredibly gifted with achievements to back it up. But having a conversation with them was painful at times because of how slow or dense they could be. I have a slightly atypical background in that I attended average/normal classes for the first half of my education, and then was switched to honors/accelerated classes in the second half. The only difference was that the students behaved more in the honors classes. Those highly gifted people I mentioned earlier with huge achievements? Just happened to have more opportunities growing up than most. It really doesn’t mean anything about your intelligence.

No. 2464350

>>2464274
I dont have trich but I do have the thing where you bite your nails and rip your cuticles/the skin around your nails off. I even kind of like the pain, it's satisfying (I know this sounds schizo as fuck kek). I also chew my cheeks and pick at my gums sometimes. I'm that girl with bandaids always mysteriously on her fingers that I can't explain, my go-to excuse is that I got a paper cut but no, I'm ripping my own cuticles apart like a mental patient kek. I also tend to pull my eyebrows, although I don't pull the hair out unless it's already coming loose. I just like to pull on an eyebrow hair while I think

No. 2464389

>>2464203
Went from "gifted" to bipolar with OCD, eating disorder, anxiety disorders and agoraphobia. A lot of those things calmed down with age, however.

No. 2464556

>>2464162
>I think part of the struggle of growing up after being a "gifted" kid is not knowing exactly how to try.
Yes, that was my issue. Everything came so easily to me when I was young that I had zero resilience. Even when my weaknesses started to manifest, I just avoided them. I had no ability to sit with feeling stupid or out of my depth. I became jealous of "normal" kids because they didn't seem to have all the shame and guilt I did when I didn't immediately understand something. I never learned to take notes, never learned to study, never learned to try, never learned to fail. I think a big part of it is that most children are motivated by praise and admiration, and there is more awe heaped upon a child who effortlessly understands things than a child who works hard to accomplish the same. I think most "gifted kid burnout" is really just ego death upon realizing that you only ever learned to be smart, and if you're not that anymore, then what are you? Unremarkable at best, and clearly handicapped compared to your peers at worst.

No. 2464648

>>2464556
ntayrt but god damn, it's like you read my thoughts



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No. 621465[Reply]

I didn’t see a copy pasta thread, so here it is! Pasta all of your copies here:
>the fresh
>the stale
>the gross
>the milky
>the dairy free
>others’ pasta
>even those in your own pockets
And so much more! If you could add pictures related to them, that would be even better.
Let’s try saving all those huge spergs that have been posted on lolcow by cows and farmers alike!
this is my first thread so no bully pls
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No. 2449562

>>2449558
Give it up precious

No. 2449570

>>2449562
Stay living in your shit dungeon

No. 2462252

When I lived in Devon, which is a few years ago now, I worked with a very nice woman who was a part-time magistrate. (For friends outside the UK, magistrates are all part-time volunteers - carefully selected and trained - who judge all cases initially, with the more serious cases being sent on to the Crown Court by the magistrate.) Because of the way the magistrates' court operates, she sat in various courtrooms across Devon and Cornwall.

During one of our conversations about this fascinating role, she told me that the magistrates’ courts this part of England see disproportionately large numbers of cases involving paedophilia. It was something that magistrates in Devon and Cornwall had to get used to and learn to deal with. I asked her why she thought this was the case. Why would this beautiful area of the country, popular with holidaymakers and tourists and retired people, be a magnet for paedophilic men?

The answer? According to my friend, and the collective wisdom of the magistrates and the police, developed over many decades, it’s because Devon and Cornwall have some of the best beaches in the UK. All summer, there are thousands of children in swimsuits (or just a nappy, or naked) at beaches all round the coast.

Very soon after she told me, I took my son (then nine years old) and a group of four of his friends of the same age to the beach. As the five of them jumped in and out of the waves in their shortie wetsuits, I noticed a man on his own looking at them, and I noticed the way the wet neoprene emphasised their slender bodies and cute little bums.

Of course, now I know this, every time I go to the beach, I notice the men on their own. I’d never noticed them before, because they make every effort not to be noticeable. Sitting on benches, sitting on the sand, at a distance from other people. Fully dressed, no bag of beach paraphernalia, not looking around to see where the rest of their family has got to.

Next time you go to the beach, you will see them too.

No. 2462266

I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. Imagine simping for any fucking woman, let alone a libtard OnlyFans thot. You’re over here edging to some sub-5 roastie until you’re the colour of a Grimace shake, while I’ve been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you’re STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.
And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It’s up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I’m locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.
You’re cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal mogging that’s about to take place. Either way, it’s time to get this ratioed.

No. 2464266

I'm 20 and my boyfriend is 35, I've been with him for almost a year now. He's a salaryman with a cat and a nice flat in the city. He's funny, patient, and sex is 50/50 (sometimes can't finish/goes limp). He's also immature, indecisive, and I caught him with incest/dog porn about 6 months in. He says he's stopped but the lack of trust is still there.

Now a guy I dated a year and a bit ago has come out of the woodwork to DM me. He's my age, son of millionaires, travels a fair bit, and personality-wise he's confident, well-educated, and cultured. However he can also be crass, arrogant, and he's got rich boy issues (went to some Hogwarts school where his caretakers abused him, for some reason now hates himself and Chinese people, black people).

Is it worth leaving my safe salaryman option for the second one? I really do love the first guy but there still is a degree of mistrust aftet the porn thing, and he's invited his ex to stay over in the guest room whilst I've been away, and he went to a hostess bar when I asked him not to. He just seems stubborn to accomodate simple requests. However option 2 is definitely more risky; he's rich so he has high standards (I'll have to get real good at jim and make-up), he's arrogant and racist (told me his tragic backstory today, feels like "I can fix him"). Sorry for the longpost I just cant think of how to shorten it



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