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This Thread Passes the Bechdel Test #6 Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 02:26:05 PM No. 2270607 [Reply]

Off-topic random shit thread but the only rule is DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOIDS.

Doesn't matter if it's scrotes you hate, moids you love, scrotes you are attracted to, moids you aren't attracted to, scrotes you personally know, moids you don't personally know, scrotes that literally just exist, husbandos, yaoi, bara, het ships, nonexistent men, hypothetical men (including even God or Jesus), men's opinions, none of these things are allowed ITT. NO PICTURES of moids (including animated moids) allowed either. This also includes trannies since they are men. If an anon mentions males ITT, report immediately and do not respond.

>But why?
It's exhausting and annoying to see anons talking about nothing but moids over and over.

>Isn't this thread redundant?
If only.

>But what about-
Real life animals are fine but otherwise just follow the Rule of thumb: if you have to ask then it most likely belongs elsewhere so don't even bother.

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Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 06:30:15 PM No. 2470476

I fucking love overnight oats

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 06:38:56 PM No. 2470482

I love this april fools prank so much lmao. When I loaded up /m/, I thought I misclicked on my suggested links but then I remembered this page hasn't been in my suggested links for like half a decade or however long PULL hasn't existed anymore. It's so weird, I feel like code-switching to whatever way I talked on there instead of here lmao. Do the up- and downvote buttons really do something?

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 06:40:15 PM No. 2470485

>>2470482
Oh no, I started out with -3…

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 06:41:28 PM No. 2470486

>>2470472
I also had a dream where we required accounts to post on lolcow and the next day cerbmin does this I dont know whether to be spooked out or be impressed

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 08:09:31 PM No. 2470548

Last week I took a few days off from work because I was sick, then had my usual two off, so five days in total. I have to go back to work tomorrow but I'm so used to NEET life in my comfy bed now, I don't wanna gooooo. Although, I think all the laying down instead of doing my usual eight hours of standing has caused my hips to start hurting.

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Things That Make You Chuckle #4 Anonymous 03/21/25 (Fri) 03:28:45 AM No. 2454743 [Reply]

Post things or pictures of things that make you laugh.

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Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 06:51:25 AM No. 2468829

>>2468148
LMAO

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 04:39:36 PM No. 2469302

>>2468148
kek this one got me

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 06:05:42 PM No. 2469421

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Well damn kekk

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 04:06:14 PM No. 2470345

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This image of sabrina carpenter KEK

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 05:35:06 PM No. 2470426

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German #2 Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 08:22:29 PM No. 1337206 [Reply]

Der zweite Treffpunkt der lokal ansässigen Kartoffelbäuerinnen.
Vorheriger Thread >>>/ot/760762

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Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:23:35 AM No. 2467491

>>2459768
Meine Verschwörungstheorie ist, dass jeder der zu viel Zeit hier verbringt sich zumindestens ein bisschen Autismus einfängt. Ist ein Kulturgut um ehrlich zu sein.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 06:30:11 AM No. 2470073

das pull theme zum April fools macht mich nostalgisch - was für Seiten aus dem oldweb vermisst ihr so, Nonnen? hab damals im RTL2 Chat zum ersten Mal mit anderen weebs gechattet und das hat meine Internetsucht gestartet. später war ich dann auf myblog und knuddels aktiv, bis irgendwann fanfiktion.de und Animexx dazukamen. ich frage mich manchmal, was aus den ganzen Leuten von früher geworden ist.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 04:49:16 PM No. 2470393

>>2470073
Myblog und Animexx war ich auch, was ich wirklich vermisse sind die kleinen Foren. Ich war in einigen Foren zu verschiedenen Themen und ich fand das einfach viel schöner als diese riesigen Social Media Sachen, wo einzelne Personen, die interessant sein könnten, sowieso untergehen.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 05:27:09 PM No. 2470421

>>2470393
ohja, das kann ich gut nachvollziehen. ich war jahrelang im simforum aktiv und hatte da viele nette bekannte. war irgendwie schön, dass man so spezifische Freundschaften schließen konnte. heutzutage muss man ja fast 100% viben, sonst wird da nix draus mit engerem Kontakt. ach, und troonism gab's damals noch nicht.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 05:42:10 PM No. 2470433

>>2470073
meine internetsucht begann mit einem deutschen animal crossing forum, ich hab allerdings leider keine idee mehr, wie das hieß. das muss so um 2008/2009 rum gewesen sein. kann mich nur noch dran erinnern, dass die admina irgendwas mit fuchs im usernamen hatte und ihre lore war, dass ihr mann wohl angeblich bei 9/11 gestorben ist kek. vermisse diese forenkultur auch sehr. auf pull war ich auch und bin dadurch auf lc gestoßen. die einzigen foren, die ich heute noch frequentiere, sind so der über autismus scheiß wie gbatemp, oder wenn man richtig hinab in den abgrund blicken will, dann everave mit so perlen von threads wie "Masturbationssucht auf Amphetaminen zerstört mein Leben"

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Career/Employment Thread #8 Anonymous 02/19/25 (Wed) 11:11:59 PM No. 2408236 [Reply]

Post about your employment status, successes, woes, anxieties, rants, etc.

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Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 07:39:03 AM No. 2470112

>>2469613
Yeah it definitely feels like we're in some kind of bubble or teetering on the edge of a recession and nobody wants to be the first to admit it. No companies are actually hiring, or if they are, they are hiring juniors or H1B1 workers way below average salary. Ditto with the resume thing. I've adjusted my resume countless times, added keywords, tested in with ATS and watched those 'how to improve your resume' videos kek and nothing seems to work. Gotta just keep looking I suppose, it's really just a number game with how many fake listings and recruiters shilling their own companies despite having no work

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 08:10:32 AM No. 2470128

>>2469294
>i have a feeling none of these jobs are real and all of the listings online are fake jobs
This is done on purpose. If a company has a "necessary" position that they can't fill, they receive tax breaks from the government. What ends up happening is that companies abuse this by having eternally empty job positions that aren't meant to be filled. To keep up the pretense, they'll advertise these positions to hire on popular job boards and accept resumes and sometimes even interviews, but it's all just to scam the government for tax reasons.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 08:46:37 AM No. 2470146

>>2469294
>>2469613
There’s this one job listing on the website of a specialised employment agency I’m signed up with that’s been online for almost 6 months now. It’s in my town, which is rare because most companies of this nature are in the next town over, and it’s something I am 100% qualified for and have several years of experience in. I applied but didn’t receive a confirmation email, and the website was acting up and appeared to have deleted my account so I registered a second time (with the same email address) a week later and applied again, then received two separate rejection emails several weeks apart claiming that I wasn’t qualified for this position. It’s still online six months later and pops up in every job search alert I have set up at least twice a week. I’ve asked around and nobody can figure out which company this could be, because there aren’t many institutions doing this particular kind of research in my town and the few that exist wouldn’t use a recruitment agency. I’m starting to feel like I’m being catfished, like this is the job searcher equivalent of those Hot Singles In Your Area adverts.

What really drives me up the wall is that so many people I know (who’ve been consistently employed for the last decade at least) are insisting that it should be totally easy to find a job and everyone’s hiring. Source: their ass, I’m guessing. One of these people let herself get memed into quitting her job and taking a year off for ‘self care’ and I’m so anxious on her behalf, because her job is in the kind of field that’s especially subject to budget cuts and layoffs. The job she had was relatively safe because she was so senior but now she’s thrown that away to play at being a housewife instead.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 09:13:10 AM No. 2470155

>>2470112
Technically we have been in a recession by most traditional metrics for several years now, but I was a teenager during the 2008 recession and I don't remember it being that bad. I heard some upperclassmen complaining about it but it wasn't 'apply for 100+ jobs per month and get zero interviews' bad. It does feel like something has permanently shifted about the ways jobs are even advertised, tbh. I tried all the 'hacks' with the ATS checkers, changing keywords every single time I submit my resume, trying different layouts etc. but nothing seems to make any difference even though I've overwhelmingly been applying to jobs I'm technically qualified for and which can't be receiving THAT many applications.

>>2470128
>>2470146
I'm so sure a lot of them aren't fake companies or anything like that, and I wonder if it's possible for the job listings themselves to be fake in many cases because many are companies with good reputations but I'll see them reposting the same job listing for 6 months in a row at this point, have every single hard and soft qualification in their list and get ghosted or some generic 'you were not chosen at this time' rejection email. So clearly they're not filling the position with some nepo hire either, they keep reposting the same job.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 04:39:02 PM No. 2470377

does anyone do dropshipping?

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Oldweb/Smallweb and Personal Sites #5 Anonymous 03/03/25 (Mon) 04:12:27 AM No. 2426717 [Reply]

Discuss the happenings, drama, cringe, etc. of Neocities, personal sites, webrings, and other small communities, and how they used to be in the past.

Other possible topics of discussion:
>personal sites vs social media profiles
>creating shrines and fanlistings
>joining webrings and cliques
>how socializing on the internet has changed

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Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:41:59 AM No. 2467506

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>go looking for website layouts
>rabbit hole to blinkiecafe
>gendieshit everywhere
At least it's customizable text

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 06:26:09 PM No. 2468235

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>>2453129
on this very page you can actually find Vashti talking about relaying some dream to Guyvy and his reply is to admit to being pornsick (telling her that the fucked up porn in her dream was "barely porn")

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 09:40:40 PM No. 2468432

>>2468235
theres especially something insidious about a woman self harming being deemed "softcore". fucking vile I hope he 41% and vashi snaps out of this nonsense fucking hell

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 11:40:48 PM No. 2469831

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>>2468432
i hope she does too but i think she won't unless something very drastic happens to peak her out of it. semi-related, i hate the way TIFs like her talk about joan of arc. she wasn't a man because she dressed as such, and she wasn't ever a man at all.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 03:21:28 PM No. 2470316

>>2453129
A flash drive of porn ready for the bans? Moids really think their pronz are a human right. Let me guess "Ivy" thinks porn being banned censors kweer people too.

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General Racefisher thread Anonymous 11/15/22 (Tue) 06:42:06 PM No. 1410278 [Reply]

(Disclaimer : this is NOT intended for racebaiting in any way, instead its made for calling out cows who racefish and other drama related to them)
What is a Racefisher?
>Someone pretending to be another race, trying to look like another race or lying about being another race.

Different types of racefishers are:
Blackfishers (pretending to be black
Asianfishers (pretending to be asian)
Whitefishers (pretending to be white)

This is a thread to discuss and talk about different online personalities who are racefishing.

Also even though this thread is about racefishers certain subcategories such as Slavaboos is also allowed to be discussed here.

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Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 02:02:08 PM No. 2470278

I feel like if pull still existed this would have been a very popular thread there since they loved talking about racefishers and rcta.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 02:13:49 PM No. 2470284

I only have anecdotal evidence for this but I’ve met more than 1 Filipino person who larped as being native Hawaiian and since then anytime someone online claims to be Hawaiian I strongly suspect it’s someone larping lol

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 02:15:30 PM No. 2470286

>>2470176
>Cutting his eyelashes
Holy shit

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 10:09:54 PM No. 2470689

>>2470176
Is that the lady behind that shitty Velma cartoon?

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 10:13:41 PM No. 2470695

>>2469576
As much of a cow as she is, the hatred she got was not proportionate to the crime. I don't think Dolezal was being opportunistic, it just seems like she's genuinely mentally ill. Imagine how much better society would be if rapists were de-personed as hard as this lady was. She can't even make a living selling pictures of her pussy because racism, but a rapist gets to be president? Ffs.

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Eurofag thread #9 Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 08:47:51 AM No. 2227469 [Reply]

Previous Thread >>1209563

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Anonymous 03/27/25 (Thu) 12:06:48 PM No. 2463746

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https://reduxx.info/germany-racist-transgender-predator-who-exposed-himself-to-children-and-sprayed-them-with-his-urine-avoids-jail/
>A trans-identified male in Giessen, Germany, has been sentenced to 10 months probation after repeatedly exposing his genitals in public, soliciting migrant children for sexual abuse, and spraying them with his urine. During the hearing, the public prosecutor assigned to his case argued that the crimes were simply an attempt by the man to “affirm her femininity,” to which the judge agreed.
>While the identity of the 42-year-old perpetrator was withheld by German press due to strict privacy laws, Reduxx can name the man as “Sophie KoKo,” a Kazakhstan native with a long history of sex offenses. KoKo revealed himself to be the subject of the case after angrily taking to the reply sections under articles about his crimes and threatening commenters who misgendered him.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 12:46:15 PM No. 2470227

>>2461560
of course

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 12:48:44 PM No. 2470230

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>Marine le Pen has been BARRED from public office, with immediate effect for alleged embezzlement
I feel like this is going to go badly. All this does is give her supporters more reasons to rally behind her and makes them feel emboldened, as if they've been 'put down' by the state, which will incentivize them to destroy it

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:53:19 PM No. 2470270

>>2470230
Damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of situation. At least they're trying to hold her accountable unlike the lawless amerifats kek.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 02:00:00 PM No. 2470277

>>2470270
>At least they're trying to hold her accountable unlike the lawless amerifats kek.
Agreed. They went light on persecuting Trump and looked what happened in the US kek

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Condiments Discussion Thread Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed) 06:33:03 AM No. 903786 [Reply]

A thread to talk about condiments you either love or hate.

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Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 01:15:04 PM No. 2469034

I fucking hate mustard. If mayonnaise has mustard in it it can die.

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 04:56:36 PM No. 2469322

I really love spicy ketchup!! Sometimes I crank salt into my mouth too kek

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 05:02:00 PM No. 2469328

>>2469322
Honestly I’m relieved to hear this isn’t just me. I’ve always snuck little bits of condiments and spices by themselves! Whenever I use chili crisp I always do a final little dip so I can lick it off the spoon, and I grew up licking garlic salt out of the palm of my hand

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 05:08:40 PM No. 2469338

i used to be repulsed by all condiments when i was a kid, hated the sight of them. now i enjoy all of the common ones (ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish), but in moderation. i don't have them often but i enjoy it here and there. i don't know if i could pick a favorite but they are a nice addition if you wanna kick it up a notch with your food. does vinegar count as a condiment? if it does, that's my favorite. i also really like when you mix ketchup and mayo

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:27:20 PM No. 2470249

Branston Pickle is an amazing condiment.

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Ex Muslim Thread #2 Anonymous 03/06/25 (Thu) 02:00:26 AM No. 2430952 [Reply]

ITT:A thread for open/closeted ex-Muslims and or Muslims who are questioning their faith

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Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 11:50:29 AM No. 2470199

why the actual fuck is lolcow prettyuglylittleliars

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 11:53:52 AM No. 2470201

>>2470199
April Fools

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 11:54:57 AM No. 2470202

>>2470201
wow im retarded my bad

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 06:54:44 PM No. 2470496

Can y'all tell me not to entertain a Libyan man who did some weird fingerless strangling move on me after spitting in my face? I know a man who is angry and violent and has poor emotional regulation is a red flag, regardless of religion, but he has helped me out financially. An-nisa has me feeling like this is an acceptable form of """"discipline"""" to him, but it's not to me and the way I have seen his anger escalate for no reason makes me genuinely afraid. I know I shouldn't tolerate that from anyone, but in this economy…

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 08:51:42 PM No. 2470590

>>2470496
He caused you pain

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TikTok/Ytube shorts hate thread #8 Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 12:42:56 AM No. 2469869 [Reply]

A place full of attention seeking, bra stuffing, body filters, fake stories, elsagate spamming, fake doctors and coomer bait, cringe fuel etc. Anyone else find this side of the internet to be particularly cancerous?
Thread #1 >>1291087
Thread #2 >>1417602
Thread #3 >>1573244
Thread #4 >>1707886
Thread #5 >>1879378
Thread #6 >>1986698
Thread #7 >>2149920

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Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 09:07:04 AM No. 2470154

>>2469963
Cringe trend and conversation either way. I'd take males choosing the tree and leaving us alone, it's a no brainer lmao. Relationshipfags keep losing as usual.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 09:34:39 AM No. 2470162

>>2470151
What hentai pic is it referencing? I never seen this before

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 09:50:32 AM No. 2470167

>>2469979
Literally all of this is just stolen from the actual Bateman tier insane "becoming That Girl" women on Tiktok, but of course he had to add some misogynistic maid shit too.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 05:57:34 PM No. 2470444

>>2470162
I don't know, but it's definitely 100% porn inspired. Little boys don't even wear off the shoulder tops that could be pulled down like that.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 10:54:46 PM No. 2470756

>>2470444
Says more about you than the image, nonna. The van trope has existed forever…?

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