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No. 685198[Reply]

>Just had an argument with someone and didn't come back with your best insult but want to say it anyone?
>Someone at work piss you off but you can't say it to their face?
>Boyfriend/girlfriend being a fucking jerk?
>parent pissing you off?

Get it off your chest right now!!!! Rants or one liners are welcome.

Adhere to /ot/ rules and try not to be too gc/pp (if it's your personal experience it's fine). Do not address large demographics/groups of people! (Fatties/Ana/races/trannies/egirls)This shit must be specific to a person or personal group of people. Don't respond to other people's shit. It's not about you, you vain bitch.

No. 685201

I know this is like the GIOYC thread on 4chan's /adv/ but don't we already have the vent thread?

No. 685207

Yeah but.. I think that's kinda different. Maybe I'm wrong :( I know that going to vent thread and just saying
>fuck you you fucking faggot i hate you
is probably going to generate some weird responses. And I tend to think that people in /vent/ respond to/help other posters in vent even if unsolicited. Here, I figure users can say whatever flies and don't have to worry about some anon coming and being like "Oh anon youre so stupid for this, all you have to do is XYZ" because there's no context here. Literally just word vomit here. so I consider a mix between vent and retarded shit thread. With vent, most posts come with a context and I hate needing to do that. if the masses don't like this, sorry I failed! Just wanted a place to sperg and word vomit the hatred for some people in my life, words that I want to say to them but can't

No. 685227

I swear to god you cheap amazon rag adorned faggot I will find you and I will fuck you up. You’re done bitch boy. Your skinwalking goes no further. Get hate crimed and shamed into living as the boring ass narcissistic scrote you’re so desperately trying to mask.

No. 685233

Hahahaha. You childish bitch. I can't wait to kick you out. All you do is take and take and take. You really have no idea how good you have it right now. Just wait though.

Hope you ain't part of the percentage but tbh you are not far off. Do yourself a favor: accept help and stop being a fucking useless leech

No. 685239

Who are these about?

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No. 683887[Reply]

Share your knowledge about anything here and discuss interesting topics that don't fit in other threads. This thread was made in order to not derail the conversation in other threads, inspired by this interesting posts >>683252 >>683282 that didn't fit inside the thread they were posted in.

Share anything you might know about and find interesting, even posting random facts or silly didyouknow things is ok. Please do not vent and do not infight.
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No. 684473

Semen actually disturbs your vagina's ph, leading to increased chance of utis. Also sperm is just feel good + bonding compound soup, maybe conservitards were onto something when they kept yelling about how women are bonded to men while having sex.

No. 684476

i hate mandela effect shit so much

No. 684477

my cats absolutely try to mimic my noises. i often talk high-pitched to them, and their pitches rise too, but when communicating with each other it's more normal meowing.

No. 684749

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When you are bloated but can’t quite get it all out try taking a warm bath. The warmth will relax your intestines and the water pressure will make the gas move. Works wonders for me!

You can also try this yoga position. Sit cross legged and move your upper body in circular motions. Clockwise and anti-clockwise. Makes it all move!

No. 685196

I love the monologue from Gone Girl, both the book and the film. I think it is a good knowledge to pass around.

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

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No. 673756[Reply]

Post random things you hate and why.
Please don't vent about your life here. A picture is always appreciated.
Commentary is fine (positive, negative or neutral) as long as you don't come here to start a retarded infight with your personal issues.

Remember to make the borzoi OP picture a tradition.
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No. 685175

when has his videos ever been good?

No. 685182

I fucking hate Pewdiepie

No. 685183

Because men cannot draw women properly,anon.

No. 685186

they need their speshul toddler-level explanation instead of communicating like a normal person that they don't have the energy to do things due to depression, anxiety etc

No. 685195

please explain

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No. 680110[Reply]

What is the absolutely retarded shitposting thread?
A thread for all wicked and feral farmers to post in so they don't clog other threads. Anything goes.
How is it different to the dumbass shit thread?
There's no theme here, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Don't like it? don't come into the thread to bitch about it

taking one for the team so this thread can return, enjoy it while it lasts
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No. 685178

I misread that as "human dongs" I must be fucking tired

No. 685184

We are not called
human doings we are
called human beings.
Just in.

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No. 674932[Reply]

New thread because old thread hit 1200. Let's go.

First question: should I take those lessons?
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No. 685179

should I try tinder

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No. 685203

Become a Costhot

No. 685223

Should I get out of bed and have a fag?

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No. 636795[Reply]

General conspiracy thread. Discussions surrounding government coverups, entertainment industry secrets, predictions, political intrigues, ect are all welcome here. Enjoy your stay.
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No. 684752

It was the first English source I found, sorry anon kek. I found it first in a local newspaper.
The thing is I was eager to get it despite the short time but seeing governments and media trying to force people to get it is what made me skeptical. This morning a news outlet in my country was talking about "punishing" people who don't want to get it by banning them from traveling and restaurants. The medical staff in my country is starting to turn against it just because they will be in the first group to get it. Something is fishy.

No. 684792

Right, I kind of lost the point of your post lol.

I don't know. On one hand it makes me skeptical too. On the other hand I get it. Corona is destroying many lives and economies, the fastest route to getting back on top of that is eliminating corona on a national level, but you need a very high vaccination rate for that. I also read that the EU (where I am) isn't getting any Chinese vaccins because those are 'classic' vaccins that are easier to develop but have safety risks, which make me think that if the EU put rapid vacination before safety they'd be getting those vaccins. There's already people getting vaccinated with those vaccins in China.

Ultimately, I think for commoners like us there's never a 100% sure way to tell if a vaccin is safe, we aren't there in the labs after all. So there's always going to be some leap of faith. I would like to get vaccinated on the long term, after and if first waves of vaccination have shown that there aren't any dangerous side-effects.

Sorry for awkward English lol.

No. 685169

It means the biblical prophecies are coming true, the vaccinations are just testing grounds for the real thing.

I’m not an antivaxxer btw

No. 685170

Glowniggers are coming to collect our data again with the following threads on /ot/ that I’m too lazy to go back and get ‘em:

Muh broken childhood
“Graduating” from Lolcow
Muh college experience/life after college
How smart are you/knowledge thread

Big thunk

No. 685187

Sorry to ask, what's a glownigger? I've seen it referenced before and don't want a retarded answer from google

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No. 638051[Reply]

okay ladies, you know the drill: post caps you find funny from your fellow farmers. keep sperging to a minimum. arigatou

previous shenanigans: >>589875
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No. 685149

just scrolled through the thread and not a single one of these even made me smile. except the orangutan one.

No. 685151

ok? I don't get you anons who come here to say the thread isn't funny. Do you want us to delete this because these posts aren't fit for your taste?

No. 685164

Idk this one's good >>679886

No. 685173

A lot of them are contextual, it’s shit that makes the poster laugh. It doesn’t mean everyone will find it funny.

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No. 15930[Reply]

How do you feel about Omocat's designs and artwork? I like a lot of the stuff available in their store and have the glow in the dark sweater personally, other people think it's too weeb.
Reminder that they started a Kickstarter for a game they were making with free software. It raised $203,000 from 5,910 backers. Said game was meant to be released in May, but there's been no word on it. Not even an update. No backer rewards, either.
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No. 684953

The pledge on her kickstarter for the digital download had it for $15. Undertale is just $10 on steam so anything more than that is a rip off. Honestly just pirate it. She raised $200k to make a game with what's apparently a bare bones team (considering it took her 7 years), fuck her getting any more. yes I am bitter I gave the bitch money

No. 685018

my prediction is that it'll release and become super popular among 13-year-old 'kin' tumblr types for a while, and then they'll remember the shota shirt and cancel it and omocat

No. 685064

Seconding this. Can't wait to see the callouts from kids who could barely read when the kickstarter scam began.

No. 685148

Oh hey they're now offerinf refunds to others, for the last fucking years of delays later

No. 685157

Actually they offered refunds the first time roughly a year ago and there are tons of comments of people asking where the fuck their refunds were lmao. Omo is full of shit and can’t even issue requested refunds in a timely manner, she and her team are a hot mess.

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No. 545522[Reply]

Previous threads

Share updates, personal experiences, vent, etc

WHO: https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports
CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/index.html
Some twitter account with a lot of Corona related updates: https://twitter.com/bnodesk
Torrent for Survival PDFs in case you want to go full doomer mode: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9889a43717fd93c95993552f817ced652a74e63e&dn=Survival%20Guide%20PDFs%20%5B8.1.2019%20Update%5D
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No. 683426

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Fuck masks and fuck vaccines. Stop being scared over nothing. Love your family, friends and fellow countrymen. And leave the hand disinfectant at home for fucks sake, dry hands aren't cute.

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Sage your shit sperging

No. 683912

I'm fucking upset cause my grandpa kept pressuring me and my sister to go eat at home with him while were supposedly on quarantine and such gatherings arent allowed.I hate the fact an old man can't realise the potential risks for him and his wife on a time ICUs are full and dozens of people die daily.He also said he'd bring some other family members and I said "do you think this is ok at this time" and he said "they don't go out either it's not like they are sick" as if they don't go out to get groceries and stuff.

It sucks I'll be negatively perceived because I want to keep him safe.I get he is an old man who hates being inside like this and wants to see his family but he doesn't seem to take into consideration his health

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No. 685159

I've been jobless since I've graduated in May and have "been studying for my GRE exams" that I'm gonna take to enroll in a MS program in fall 2021. I know I have fantastic circumstances compared to a lot of Americans but I feel fucking useless being at home with no job and a college degree.

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No. 616586[Reply]

Things annoy you? Let it out, anons!

Previous annoyances:
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No. 684948

The scrote onslaught that happens in the twitch thread whenever pokimane is even tangentially relevant. If I have to hear “b b but the sexual predator said she led him on!!!” or “yeah yeah he’s bad but you have to admit she’s just as bad as he is!!!” I’m gonna snap. Almost wish they’d just autosage the thread.

No. 684970

chipotle forgot to put my tortilla on the side into the bag

not worth calling them to get it brought to me/refund the 0.25 but I'm annoyed

No. 685003

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Scrotes are annoying. I hate them. They're ugly and smelly.
I wish they'd all get replaced with cute handsome robots.

that's a lot of threads on here tbh

No. 685012

He’s still at it anons would it be petty to just not talk to him for the rest of the night bc I’m tired of being nice but don’t want to fucking fight ugh

No. 685056

do it. say your going to bed or something like that

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