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No. 2303329 [Reply]

Don't know whether to go sleep or binge-read another cow thread? Get milk or tea? Dedicate your remaining life time to Dr*ver or Dano, and don't want to keep any of those important decisions in Sanic-samas capable hands? Fret not–present your dilemma, let farmers burn some sage and have them take that burden off of your exhausted shoulders.
Keep US laws, and more importantly, TPO, in mind and don't ask whether to an hero or which fun method to use, we're not serious like that.

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No. 2487895

>>2487544
I think she would understand that I only want to catch up briefly. That approach sounds like the best one, just end things on a friendly note and nothing more

No. 2488441

Should I buy caramellos or sour airhead strips?

No. 2488442

>>2488441
Caramellos

No. 2488558

>>2468383
Take your pick from:
Accounting
Finance
Marketing
Business

Finance is probably the hardest from the bunch but that also depends on the university

No. 2489043

I'll have a 2 months notice if I quit my job and I'd like to stay on good terms with my boss just in case I look for a job in the same group but in a different team. I also booked everything for holidays in July well in advance. With that said, should I resign before or after summer break? Summer break is that time when there's nothing to do for my team but we help a different team instead so it's only a bit annoying to deal with.



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No. 2471754 [Reply]

Similar to the Twitter, Tumblr, and Reddit hate threads, we post youtube videos, creators, and comments that we hate. Infuriating shit, stupid shit, weird shit. Post away.

Previous threads:
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No. 2486761

>>2480503
i would kill myself if i had to live in that shoebox of an appartment

No. 2486795

>>2480503
Am I losing it or is her makeup just not good? Isn't makeup generally supposed to make you look cuter or better? When she put that on, it just didn't make her look better.

No. 2486842

>>2486761
>>2480555
She absolutely chooses this job. There are way better apartments that are the same price she's paying. she also got bigger on yt, so she gets fans to send her junk. I'd rather open a patreon or a kofi than do that bunny girl job.

No. 2486844

>>2480503
Who wears that to a job interview? A mini skirt with platforms and a low cut top. Wtf

No. 2489037

I have to laugh so much whenever this "lady" pops up. Her entire channel is dedicated to commenting on fat cows - meanwhile she's absolutely botched her face and is taking so much steroids that the youtube audiotrack is using a male voice to cover her.
It's crazy how she and her fans don't get that she's just as much of an addict as the people she's making fun of or "educating" as they would call it kek



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No. 2477631 [Reply]

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No. 2488969

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Some retard baiter posted this shit in /pt/. The moid idea that horny women would travel to the Balkans of all places to fuck the irresistable submissive men there is hilarious.

No. 2488979

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>>2488841
It's the inferior way of doing hand hearts

No. 2489003

The moids have nothing better to do and are raiding crystal.cafe again

No. 2489022

>>2488969
why does the scrote have pink nails kekkkkk

No. 2489026

that time of the month where i'm imagining having a smokin hot bf that dresses how i want and doesn't wear gay streetwear or normie shit all the time.



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No. 2454743 [Reply]

Post things or pictures of things that make you laugh.

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No. 2488688

I worked a 14hr shift doing flagging (it's 25°c) and went to the mall straight after because I need a dress (I have a date tonight) and went to Aritzia and the girls said it smelt bad in the changing room while I was changing and started ferbreezing. LMAO. Idk made me laugh. I usually smell great and look good but I do not after work oops.

No. 2488689

>>2488688
Oh I also smoked a joint so there's that too. (But it's legal. O' Canada)

No. 2488826

>>2488626
I wish monogatari wasn't pedo scrote haremshit so I could enjoy this more.

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No. 2489023

so much going on



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No. 2458670 [Reply]

Last thread got ugly. Refrain from complaining about your Mum buying you a house, or bog off!

Britbong Thread #1 >>>/ot/1433914
Britbong Thread #2 >>>/ot/1730353
Britbong thread #3 >>>/ot/2126145
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No. 2489001

>>2488992
Holy shit, huge rare bong W.

No. 2489011

>>2488992
we are so back. music to my ears

No. 2489016

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a fucking unanimous ruling too. rekt

No. 2489018

>>2488993
>>2488992
KEK this is so supremely based

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>>2489016
>people are not sexually oriented towards those in possession of a certificate



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No. 1553987 [Reply]

Discuss dreams/nightmares you've had, recurring themes or symbols, lucid dreams, your interpretations of other anons' dreams, etc.


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No. 2488309

I had a mixture of weird dreams that I don't remember much from. The one I remember though is one where I really needed to go to the bathroom but was in a public mall school fusion place, and the bathroom was filled to the brim so I was like nevermind, then I went with a friend to meet another friend in some dorm that has a sports theme and there's an empty clean bathroom but to use it you have to get into this fighting battle royal, and run through all the other constants to get to the door on the other side of the huge rectangular ring. My friends forced me to do it and I ended up beating lots of the people there up and getting to the bathroom, surprising myself and everyone else with my fighting skills.

No. 2488460

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I dreamt that my mum and I were living together. I came home, and she was acting very strange, pacing up and down the stairs as if she was angry about something. Eventually she told me it was because we had rats in the house. I was like "oh okay, I'll go and look for them." After a few minutes of searching, I heard a weird rustling noise in the living room, and that's how I found the source of the infestation: a GIANT crate full of frozen rats which were all thawing out. They were miraculously somehow still alive. They looked a lot more like guinea pigs than anything else but in the dream they were supposed to be rats. I was bewildered and asked my mum why she'd bought such a thing, and she snapped at me saying "well SOMEONE needs to feed the reptiles!" And then I guess the dream "reminded" me that we had a bunch of snakes and lizards living on the top floor?? So I was suddenly overcome with guilt and saying "oh my goodness, this is all my fault, I'll get the rats for you" but they were too fast for me. For some reason I specifically wanted them back in the crate, but they escaped through the front door instead. My mum was in anguish about "our property" being lost (because she'd paid for them). I ran out into the street, which was covered in snow, but unfortunately I didn't catch any of them because I was immediately chased off by a robot.

No. 2488464

>>2488251
>I won't go into the full details of the dream I had today because it may be upsetting to some anons considering it was influenced by the fact that I had been reading about bronies
Now that IS scary.

No. 2488509

>>2488251
I'm so sorry, nonna, I hope you can cleanse your brain.

No. 2489017

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I dreamt that I was in a slasher movie. I got locked in a supermarket with a few other people by the killer, and I was being chased through the aisles, so I ducked into the bathroom and bolted myself inside. Suddenly, the building went very quiet, and he tried to open the room's flimsy lock from the outside. I sort of jammed myself between the door and the toilet with my legs and fixed the lock whenever it moved, but he would NOT go away. He just kept trying and trying. Somehow I knew that everyone else had taken the opportunity to escape, so I was on my own. At one point, the door opened just enough for him to get his fingertips inside and our hands touched by mistake. Then I remembered "oh yeah, I'm in a movie! I can just turn it off!" So I opened a sci-fi control panel which was strapped to my wrist and pressed the exit button. IT DIDN'T WORK. Somehow everything had become real. The door flew open behind me, revealing the killer as this massive, disgusting zombie man who was covered in bugs. I guess my "character" died then, because all of a sudden, I was a little boy who'd escaped from the killer's lair and was hiding in the woods with two other kids. I won't go into more detail about this part because it's pretty gruesome to write down, but long story short, a group of guys who were working for the zombie man found us and killed everyone.

And then the "camera" zoomed out from the dead bodies to reveal that the movie was being watched on lolcow (not even the moovie room, it was just uploaded to a thread) and literally everyone was complaining that it sucked. Somebody pulled up troonwashed fanart of the murderers to make fun of the autistic fandom, and then I woke up.



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No. 2481364 [Reply]

ITT: Post random things you hate and explain why you hate them. A picture of the thing you hate is always appreciated. Commentary is fine (positive, negative or neutral) so long as you don't come here to start a retarded in-fight with your personal issues.

Please don't vent about your life here. For venting about your personal life, your family, neighbours, coworkers, etc., use the vent thread. For advice with your personal daily life use the advice thread.

Keep the borzois in mind. Thank you.

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No. 2488642

I hate that being strongly passionate about anything is equated to autism. People can have hobbies.

No. 2488660

>>2488523
Now imagine being born with one of the most generic, common female names in the world. My entire life, I get people mixing up my name with another common name and I feel like I'm kind of forgettable because my name is so boring and lame. Hate it.

No. 2489010

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I hate this scroteshit bitch

No. 2489014

>>2489010
I dont know why edgy larpers like this basic ass moid porn plotline game so much it's more disgusting when you realize the pickme dev has actual kids aswell a incest game being your legacy what a achievement

No. 2489032

it's so embarrassing when people I like and want to be friends with don't like me back. I've been trying to socialize more (more than zero, kek) and I guess it's a normal and inevitable part of it, but I still hate it, and envy people who get along with everyone easily



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No. 2352326 [Reply]

Screech into the oblivion. A place to say how you really feel without other people feeling entitled to give you shit for it.

>Don't respond to other people's rants. It's not about you, you vain bitch.

>Don't reply to the anon above you with a vague comment either. Even if you don't directly quote their post, you will be banned.
>Newfags please follow this rule and integrate. You will be reported if you insist on responding to other's posts. Previous threads had anons banned because of this.
>Not everything is about you. Stop schizofoiling.
>Don't forget to copy paste the OP onto the new thread.
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No. 2488651

Make me laugh, make me cum, tell me I'm pretty. Literally becomes second nature to me a 7th house leo, but some act as if it's the hardest tenants in the world. Here's an idea to those cunts. Stop dating people that don't make you horny or you don't like. That's actually so mental and pathetic.

No. 2488756

I wish I had given into my urges and fucked my ex when he admitted he was still in love with me when my step dad died. I was dating this other loser and if I would have fucked my ex I would have immediately broken up with the boring guy not to get back with my other ex but just because it would have been the right thing to do. And I would have saved myself months of stress and had a fun memory of the time I let passion just speak for itself. I still miss having sex with that particular ex but he is a major red flag. Just a very sexy one.

No. 2489005

I can't deal with you sometimes. You make me so anxious and then tired. I'm really alone. But I need to hold on until I can figure something out. My brain's been going on loops and my thoughts haven't been making sense again. I get so anxious that nothing connects. I feel like I'm going insane sometimes but I know I'm just afraid. You scare me. I hope everything will be okay

No. 2489024

When I get my shit together you better support me like you said you would! I know you like me! I know you cared!

No. 2489073

I hope you get everything you deserve. You're a terrible person and your moralfaggotry is a front to hide the absolute energy vampire you really are. I can't believe ypu dared call yourself my best friend.



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No. 2488906

lately i’ve been deliberately enraging myself by going on misogynistic men’s accounts and sending them graphic rape and murder threats. i know this is extremely unhealthy, but the adrenaline rush it gives me is addictive

No. 2488908

>>2488906
It’s probably just turning them on.

No. 2488917

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I have one TT account and it's sole use is fucking with people who are trying to make GATE testing into a giant conspiracy.

No. 2488968

>>2488906
Do this posing as a TIM and you'll make them shit themselves

No. 2489004

recalling trauma from my childhood after decades of bundling up I can get accesses of anger that just scares sometimes
I picture myself pourring out all my frustrations into the meanest words I can conjure to such a manic extent that would get myself sent back to the psych ward, which only funnels my hate in this downard spiral
it's been so many years but it's still such a cathartic rush to think back about it
at least it beats the nightly nightmares



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No. 2488269 [Reply]

Instead of the usual collection of reddit fake stories and degeneracy, this thread is for subreddits filled with genuinely mentally deranged people who are unaware of their own mental delusions. the rule here is that ironic, shitpost and parody subreddits aren't allowed, everything must be completely genuine

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaturnStormCube/
https://www.reddit.com/r/sorceryofthespectacle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bibleconspiracy/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gangstalking/
https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/
https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapingPrisonPlanet/
https://www.reddit.com/r/starseeds/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TargetedSolutions/
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No. 2488982

>>2488929
>suicidewatch
LMAO

No. 2488997

>>2488929
>pitbulls
this one is so fucking funny

No. 2489008

>>2488997
it's always either that or banpitbulls, being strongly for either seems to correlate with being a weirdo online.

you could actually do some fun stats with this probably.
>mensrights is pitbulls aligned
>nofap is banpitbulls aligned
>antipsychiatry is pitbulls aligned
>conspiracy is banpitbulls aligned
>illnessfakers is heavily aligned with both, with a similarity score of 10 for both of them.

i want to see these compiled into a graph of some kind

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