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No. 621465[Reply]

I didn’t see a copy pasta thread, so here it is! Pasta all of your copies here:
>the fresh
>the stale
>the gross
>the milky
>the dairy free
>others’ pasta
>even those in your own pockets
And so much more! If you could add pictures related to them, that would be even better.
Let’s try saving all those huge spergs that have been posted on lolcow by cows and farmers alike!
this is my first thread so no bully pls
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No. 942821

Since you all appreciate the updates, here are some.
Admin has found a replacement who is some ana-chan troon looking self harmer in another country to take over the boards, if the person necks themselves before the handover, she has a backup who’s probably one of her LGBTQIAHAJIEIUXISIWIUSHWJQMAOAOIZJ+ friends.

Admin is extremely paranoid, drowning in exam stress, but fails to comment on her dox because she is aware of the Streisand affect and knows better then to make it worse, unlike some people.

The daily visitor total to this site is less than 200 unique visitors, with less than 100 regularly active users although these figures are often distorted on centralised site traffic websites due to the fact that those websites count clicking on different boards as unique clicks.

The majority of “doxxed” users who were on the discord channel, were actually some of the site’s most frequent users, which makes sense because, why join a chat for a site you aren’t active on, right?

Matrix is still a mess, it’s flimsily hosted on a single Cloudflare IP, and seems to have an affiliation to a company known as Digicert. If the server was attacked, it would only take a low grade skid to buy an online DDOS tool to rape the server of its infrastructure and cause glitches leading to booting out users automatically, for example.

This site isn’t hosted with Cloudflare, it’s with Abelohost. Cloudflare provide the DDOS protection though, and Namecheap helped with domain related thingies.

Abelohost are rumoured to be shutting down soon because no one uses them but this site and various other cesspits, and Cloudflare seem to be tightening up their policies following the recent Anon-ib & ugotposted drama. (Two similar sites to this one, that got closed down by Dutch authorities). The US government is considering revoking section230.

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No. 942870

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>>939836
>knife ban enacting

No. 943091

I came from 4chan to laugh at you. Women can’t be based. After reading the autism above & in the technical issue thread, holy fuck. Firstly, how is the site owner every minority ever? Gay, Muslim & mentally retarded, not to mention, a woman. This is a direct cause of a lack of redpilling, and being rejected by men.
Give women a website and all they can do is reeeeee at each other, look worse than the girls they post about and somehow think that feminism can be based.
You’re just SJWs who don’t like men KEK
By the way, big cringe at ‘SCrOte’ and ‘NoNniE’
This whole site is literally a kike and a sandnigger arguing indirectly over an image board. What is this shit?
Y’all need some dick. That’s all that can save you now. Kill yourselves faggots, and no, I’m not from /r9k/, I’m from /pol/.

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>>943091
where was this posted? holy shit

No. 943114

>>943103
In meta


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No. 936145[Reply]

Post about your love for those heckin' doggo puppers here.

Remember: This is a thread of love, not hate.
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No. 943086

>>943051
What a absolutely cutie!! That coat color is gorgeous! kek my dog has long butt fur and I hate it when poop doesn't fall off and gets caught without me noticing and she sits and squashes it into her beautiful fur more sigh.

No. 943222

>>943051
tell me about it kek his butt fur is also long and before I could clean him he dragged his butt on the grass and smeared poop all over the fur. Thank fuck I had some tissues.

No. 943232

>>942783
Well that's a pity. Such a beautiful dog with such a stubborn (and honestly ignorant) owner. Still I hope he doesn't suffer much.

>>943086
Nta but my dog has been having some poop problems (probably because of wrong kibble) and now I don't know how to clean her. I'm considering cutting her dirty fur off and trimming her behind overall so she stays cleaner. I can't wash her because my family doesn't allow her into the house and it gets very cold now.

No. 943279

>>943232
maybe wet wipes? trimming the fur could be a good idea too, much easier to clean than long hair

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>>943222
They're lucky they're so cute… nothing says love like being inches away from your dogs butt as you hold them under their waist to keep them still as you wipe them clean lol

>>943232
Yes, trim! I trimmed my dog's butt into a cute little puppy butt cut and it's 1) very fucking cute, and 2) functional and makes cleanups a lot less necessary/easier when they I have to clean her up.


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No. 650010[Reply]

Discuss old Famous or Influential dead people as lolcow.

Since Lolcow is an Internet term, It will be intersting that some old famous or Influential people is a lolcow if they didn't die in era before the internet or born in internet era.
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No. 941565

>>935471
I feel like most dictators are total cows.

No. 941837

>>935443
>addicted to masturbating among other things
So like every man?

No. 941842

>>935527
>Based.
this is why you catfags are insufferable

No. 942010

>>941565
all of them. you must have a total cow personality to be a dictator.

No. 942999

>>674182
Why am I getting Grimes vibes from her?


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No. 660956[Reply]

or favorite song. What does it mean to you? Why is it memorable? What made it stick with you?
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No. 921817

>>920640
Ah, that makes more sense. I never really got into them, too Pantera/groove metal influenced for me I think.

No. 922254

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Beep boop
Boop de boop de beep boop
Just go ahead now
And beep boop
Bop de boop de boop bop
That's what I said now
Skeet skoot a beepy bop de boo bah
He'll eat his hat now

No. 922276

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Bring me back to life
Never let me go
Your troubles and your heart strive
I saw them
Take me by the hand
As we cross through battlefields
Nobody understands
Cause there’s nobody at the wheel

Beautiful James
I don’t wanna wake you
Beautiful James
I don’t wanna wake you

Everybody lies one hundred times a day
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No. 942910

At burger king, with my burger queen
Can I get a large fry?
She’s vegan please, so don’t put no cheese With honey mustard on the side

No. 946583

>>942910
i am gonna need the song name for this one


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No. 219025[Reply]

whats your personality type?
whats your zodiac sign?
what type/sign do u like and dislike the most?

>INTJ Edgelord
>INFP crybaby
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ESTP Chad
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie

MBTI tests
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No. 938213

>>937595
People oversimplify the I/E divide. The first letter does not only indicate an overall attitude but affects all of your functions, of which every type has some introverted and some extroverted and their order determines dominant and weaker traits. In your example both types have the same functions but their order is different. ISTP is
>Introverted thinking (Ti)
>Extroverted sensing (Se)
>Introverted intuition (Ni)
>Extroverted feeling (Fe)
While ESTP is
>Extroverted sensing (Se)
>Introverted thinking (Ti)
>Extroverted feeling (Fe)
>Introverted intuition (Ni)
To oversimplify ESTP will generally be more impulsive and get restless more easily where ISTP might have similar desires but think on it longer and let their logic override emotions so their life situation is more stable. ESTP is more emotionally expressive where ISTP still has deep feelings but can struggle to properly express themselves

No. 942594

>intp
>sag sun, gemini moon and rising
>i dont know enough people's mbti, but i tend to like infjs and istjs the most in fiction. and my least favorite are unhealthy fi doms because i knew two people like that and they were annoying. but mbti has little to do with whether i will like someone or not

No. 942634

>INTP
>Enneagram 4
>leo sun, capricorn moon, libra rising, cancer mars, virgo mercury, libra venus, i don't remember the rest
I don't tell people about these things because it's easier to know people by observing their behavior instead of trying to see them through a collection of labels. MBTI is probably kinda useful if done in an honest way but it relies on self report which is sketchy considering most people have poor introspection skills. I've already calculated you in my head, maybe less NaCl next time

No. 943523

>>937588
Mature INFP men maybe, but most men are not and never will be so generally I suggest avoiding INFP men like the plague. If you date one and they abuse you then just a warning that no one will believe you because he's too harmless to do that~!

No. 943525

> INTJ
> Enneagram 5 (5w6)
> Taurus Sun, Scorpio Moon, Scorpio Rising


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No. 794335[Reply]

Discuss the good, the bad and the ugly of the once shitholecommie-state turned high tech superpower.


Taiwan discussion is also permitted as it hasn’t abandoned its ROC label.
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No. 800777

Not trying to be a wumao or anything of that sort but Tsai Ing-wen is such a bitch.

No. 800824

>>800714
Thanks for the response! I forgot to add that Lee Hyori thing was highly suspected to be bots from the CCP according to Korean netizens. The rate of hate comments she was getting was insane so I'm inclined to believe it, then again China is a ginormous ass country and that many comments probably is normal kek.

No. 801027

good job on the spacecraft china

No. 801962

>>801027
Lel they fucked it up during reentry

No. 942583

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A bit of a necro and autistic sperg soz.

Why is there this idea that the CCP is a machivallian genius state that plans in the long term? Even people like Henry Kissinger push this idea.

I've read up on communist China and I just don't see it. When you read up on modern chinese history you actually notice the CCP is always concerned about the short term and acts like a paranoid schizo. Limiting economic development to SEZ hence turning them into smog infested shitholes and tanking your own demographics doesn't seem like good long term planning to me. If anything the Chinese state is so unsure of itself that it cannot effectively plan for the long term due to the party's need to save face. That's why the highway system in Guangdong was ripped up after only 8 years, because they were so afraid of criticism from the conservative wing they limited the funding. Xi semi-revived Maoism and keeps a small faction of conservative Maoists at the ready in case there's an economic downturn and he has to switch base. This isn't efficient and it doesn't really bode well for the long term.

All the stuff wrong with western economies is found in China a lot worse. They're not going to take over the world or ever challenge the US, they won't ever challenge the US dollar. Their debt problems are worse than the US, their Keynesian monetary policy inflates harder than the US and they're addled with a whole bunch of unproductive zombie corps ran by calcified conservative boomers.

When you read books from the 70s published about the Soviet Union, you see the same misconceptions. "The Soviet commies are fanatic and motivated, their leadership is focused on the long term, the west is lazy and decadent and only focused on TV". When in actuality there was a whole lot of contempt by the Soviet people for their government and the USSR burnt through foreign reserves to prop up their shitty country. It's just a rehash of the same paranoida.


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No. 236372[Reply]

What kind of foods do you have cravings for?
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No. 941834

>>941826
thank you anon, wasn't sure because the cheese and sauce are in reverse order !

No. 942304

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Chicken noodle soup with lots of clear broth. Perfect balance of light and satisfying.

No. 942414

i want a personal cheese pizz from pizza hut, rola cola candy because i cant find them anywhere, deviled eggs, my mom's enchiladas. this thread made me so hungry. im trying to be healthy but i need to make a fat grilled cheese now

No. 942420

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Pork belly bao
I had some yesterday and now I want more

No. 942421

>>942414
Are the enchiladas green or red


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No. 934974[Reply]

Don't post about munchie cows here, this thread is for personal experiences only
>do you consider yourself a munchie?
>have others described you as a munchie/hypochondriac?
>when did your anxiety about health start?
>have you ever tampered with medical tests? eg. putting blood in urine samples
>have you ever hurt yourself to make symptoms appear or intensify symptoms?
>what is the appeal or reward of munchie behavior for you?
>have you sought counseling or treatment for the munch?

From NHS:
Munchausen's syndrome is a psychological disorder where someone pretends to be ill or deliberately produces symptoms of illness in themselves.
Their main intention is to assume the "sick role" so that people care for them and they are the centre of attention.
Any practical benefit in pretending to be sick – for example, claiming incapacity benefit – is not the reason for their behavior.

Types of behaviour
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No. 942344

>>940916
I like the idea of a the cup because at least i will never have to buy any menstrual stuff in my life, but I and many people like me who can't quiet fit a lot up there can never use one. Plus i heard it gives you cramps if you don't position it correctly. Not a fun learning curb.

No. 942357

>>940910
Rose blanchard figured it out.

No. 942402

>>942357
Girlboss moves

No. 942404

>>941486
>>942344
I'm genuinely shocked at the 'bear down' thing, I never needed to do that. I just dig and pull the cup out. I love it so much, I can finally feel normal on my periods.

No. 942913

>>942333
What bewilders me more than the cost is how doctors and nurses don't pick up on the cowish behavior right off the bat. Surely the enthusiasm and desperate attention seeking is obvious.


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No. 930458[Reply]

What are you currently wanting, nonnie?

>"Vividly describing your goals in written form is strongly associated with goal success, and people who very vividly describe or picture their goals are anywhere from 1.2 to 1.4 times more likely to successfully accomplish their goals than people who don’t. That’s a pretty big difference in goal achievement just from writing your goals on a piece of paper.
>Writing things down happens on two levels: external storage and encoding. External storage is easy to explain: you’re storing the information contained in your goal in a location (e.g. a piece of paper) that is very easy to access and review at any time. You could post that paper in your office, on your refrigerator, etc. It doesn’t take a neuroscientist to know you will remember something much better if you’re staring at a visual cue (aka reminder) every single day."
https://www.forbes.com/sites/markmurphy/2018/04/15/neuroscience-explains-why-you-need-to-write-down-your-goals-if-you-actually-want-to-achieve-them/?sh=690617697905

Post here things that you want: Be it material, a goal, something that you've been wanting for your whole life or just an impulsive need.
Keep track of the stuff you want to have or do, or rationalize it with your self if you really want said thing after writing it down. Report back if you get it!
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No. 942201

>>942186
>- make a doll (I want to make Terra Branford and Kefka dolls, with their lots of fancy fabrics and decorations I think they would make fantastic dolls)
I want to make a doll so bad too, but I feel like I'm hopeless when it comes to manual work. I also downloaded a bunch of books on the topic from libgen like half year ago, but I'm so intimidated… If you browsed the books, which one would you say is the most helpful?

No. 942212

>>942201
I skimmed through only the book I mentioned and it contains a lot of text and pictures of all the different techniques to make dolls, but it doesn't show step by step how to do it; I think it would be best to see the steps to be taken in order to make a doll from that book, and then look online for each step if there is any more information. There are lots of videos and blogs with photos on the internet, it's easier to follow when you have pictures.

No. 942216

>>942201
>>942186
YOU CAN DO IT! Making dolls is intimidating at first but everything is based on really simple construction! It's worth learning. There is a stuffed animal and doll thread in /m/ and there are lots of resources linked in the thread description including the original blog posts that became the book that anon mentioned. It took me a long time to take doll making seriously but now I'm making them as a side job and I really love what I'm creating and how good it feels to express the ideas and give my dolls personalities. I even make little clothes for them, and I'm definitely no seamstress!

No. 942219

>>942212
You should check out nuno runos doll maker blog!

No. 942233

>>942216
That's awesome! I'm really happy for you, I hope we can become like you too
>>942219
Thank you, I already found it when I was looking for how to make a plushie dog; I love these japanese blogs with their simple outdated themes and laconic posts


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No. 222861[Reply]

Vamos lá macacos.
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No. 887981

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>artigo sai dizendo que 40%+ da população brasileira passa por insegurança alimentar
Eu quero é saber como qualquer pessoa tem que aguentar ver miséria todo o dia. Tem alguém tira prazer de ver isso? Ver pedintes e lojas fechando? O meu tinfoil é que eu acho que estão deixando covid pegar fogo mesmo para matar os pobres. Acho que só assim que o político ladráo consegue melhorar a pobreza e miséria. É muito difícil não ser doomer, sério.

No. 888129

>>887981
Então nonitinha com certeza é isso. Matar pobre e velho pra n ter que pagar bolsa família, auxílio e pensão e quem sobrar vira mão de obra quase escrava. Qualquer um com uma casa própria mesmo que no quintal dos pais ou no quinto dos infernos e um celtinha 2012 se acha classe media e tá se fudendo prós probres. Consciência de classe ninguém tem, na vdd ninguem tem consciência de porra nenhuma. Pais de merda com gente de merda e o que salva o país o brasilixo ensiste em destruir. Bora conseguir Green card que tá foda. Melhor ser babá nos states que a maioria das coisas aqui

No. 891379

>>887981
>Eu quero é saber como qualquer pessoa tem que aguentar ver miséria todo o dia. Tem alguém tira prazer de ver isso?
Tem. Se lembra dos editorias de jornais e revistas da era Lula? Só dava os porta-vozes da elite brasileira expondo o seu nojo de ver pobre ascendendo socialmente.
Os caras tão felizes de ver geral abaixo deles se fodendo, não estão nem aí que até eles mesmos estejam queimando dinheiro pra bancar o básico (comida, água, moradia). Contanto que gente de classe-média não esteja pegando avião com eles ou filhas de empregadas não entrem na mesma faculdade dos filhos deles, vão manter esse status quo de miséria até o país virar cinzas.

Agora que a reforma trabalhista saiu vai ser pior ainda.

No. 941658

>>887981
Tô num ponto de pedir pra desligar o jornal enquanto eu tô comendo, mas não adianta muita coisa pq triplicou o número de pedinte perto da minha casa. É deprimente e eu nem sempre tenho alguma grana pra ajudar ou comprar comida pra eles. Enfim, pra mim é Molusco 2022 agora, sinceramente, não gosto do Molusco, mas não aguento mais, pelo menos na época dele tivemos alguma perspectiva de futuro.

No. 941765

>>821738
Encontro de fazendeiras brasilienses quando


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