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Confessions #73 Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 11:34:55 AM No. 2289194 [Reply]

Confess your sins to the cow nun

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>>2254053

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Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 02:26:54 AM No. 2316334

>>2316309
Me too, I rewatched movies I enjoyed, and a lot of them aged terribly. I'll never recommend movies I watched a long time ago ever again.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 02:32:44 AM No. 2316338

I don’t have daddy issues, but my biggest shame is that I always end up calling my boyfriends “daddy” as a term of endearment in my head. I don’t like ageplay, it’s really disturbing to me nor do i ever roleplay as a daughter but I only ever mean it as a cute pet name but I know the gross implications of it so i just keep it to myself.
I enjoy taking care of myself, and don’t like being infantilized either so I think its just a result of being on tumblr at too young an age.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 06:55:41 AM No. 2316456

>>2316208
Nonna give me a couple of years and I’ll be that

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 10:45:54 AM No. 2316526

I've become an example of "Schrodinger's asshole" on the internet and idk what to feel about that.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 12:47:25 PM No. 2316585

>>2315855
That was one of the most common paranoias on MPA back in the day lmao

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Favourite Lyrics #4 Anonymous 06/08/24 (Sat) 07:43:56 PM No. 2041281 [Reply]

ITT: post your favourite lyrics or song. What does it mean to you? Why is it memorable? What made it stick with you?

Please follow all the /ot/ board rules and let's have fun sharing some real bangers.

Thread #3: >>>/ot/1440188
Thread #2: >>>/ot/913463
Thread #1: >>>/ot/660956

It's much appreciated if you attach a nice picture to your post that encapsulates the mood of the lyrics or how you hear them.

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Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 02:29:45 AM No. 2313579

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I AINT ALL ON MY LONESOME, THEY WANT ME TO LOAN SUM
AH MADE A FORTUNE, THEY CANT LET THAT GO NONE
AM DOIN SO MUCH, THAT SHIT COST A SHOULDA
I DONT BLOW IT ALL ON, A VVS BOULDER

AH PUT THE VERS IN THE MU'FUCKIN ACHI
AH PUT THE GRRRRRRR IN THEY MU'FUCKIN TOP TEETH
ROCK ON MY HAND MAKE THE ROCK WANNA ROCK ME
FLY TO THE STANDS CUZ MY OPP ALWAYS WATCHING

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 08:13:36 PM No. 2316058

Your hands are cold but your lips are warm…

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 04:03:42 AM No. 2316382

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I wanna break you like glass
I wanna do it with class
I wanna kiss like a girl
I wanna fuck up your world
I wanna live like he loves
But it is never enough
I wanna stand when I fall
'Cause I'll be taking it all

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 07:33:16 AM No. 2316471

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When I think about you my heart doesn't glow
No good conversations
I should've known

I'd always feel like a safe small-town girl
So I'm getting out
Gonna run like hell

All I know
All I know
All I know right now
Is I dodged a bullet
Dodged a bullet
Dodged a bullet

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 09:11:36 AM No. 2316500

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A real best friend, a real best friend

You're the one I've always wanted
Free falling through the time after life
I’m paralyzed cause there's nothing
That can stop my fall
In the void we can hold each other
Till our brains and our guts splatter all over the fucking sidewalk
Together

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Make My Decision Thread #2 Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 04:29:29 AM No. 2303329 [Reply]

Don't know whether to go sleep or binge-read another cow thread? Get milk or tea? Dedicate your remaining life time to Dr*ver or Dano, and don't want to keep any of those important decisions in Sanic-samas capable hands? Fret not–present your dilemma, let farmers burn some sage and have them take that burden off of your exhausted shoulders.
Keep US laws, and more importantly, TPO, in mind and don't ask whether to an hero or which fun method to use, we're not serious like that.

Previous: >>1904216

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Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 04:18:49 AM No. 2316391

>>2316367
Why not? Yolo

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 04:52:40 AM No. 2316405

Should I throw away my morals and start dropshipping too? 9/10 times I reverse-search something on etsy, I find an aliexpress/alibaba/temu/taobao link for 5-15 times higher the price. Yet these sellers have hundreds of reviews selling their slave labour garbage. The whole website seems completely useless now. I'm so sick of doing nightshifts all week and still not finding an apartment for myself, having to live in this shithole all day, eating garbage and being either anxious or angry 24/7.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 05:13:23 AM No. 2316418

>>2316367
Yes. Enjoy yourself

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 07:02:07 AM No. 2316461

>>2316405
Honestly, at this point it's legal and fine by etsy's own rules.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 07:54:17 AM No. 2316477

>>2316405
it's a ton of work now anon, because everyone does it.

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What’s Your REAL Opinion on Cows? #10 Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 12:25:35 AM No. 2312101 [Reply]

Have you found out that if you express anything about a cow inside their thread you get banned or dunked on? Well this is the thread for you!

>Do you want to rant about how much you hate a cow without disrupting the thread?
Go ahead!
>Do you want to sympathize with the cow and talk about how it's not too late to change?
Do it, nona!
>Do you want to blogpost to compare your life to the cow in question?
Here's the place!

Express yourself, have fun!

Post your pessimistic, optimistic, negative, controversial, rude, or relatable takes.

This is not a thread to complain about threads, bans, or mods, do that on /meta/. However, you can complain about the fanbase of the cow or the people who dislike the cow here.

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Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 02:41:09 PM No. 2315630

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I wish i could write straight fire schizo posts like PT or Lucinda.

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 02:55:03 PM No. 2315663

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>angsty moid alter is back under new name
>''drag'' is back
i feel like jill did this specifically for me as a christmas gift, her jerrick drag king saga was one of my favourite and i was so sad when she offed him. I am more invested than i should in Jill's mental illness OCs

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 06:58:50 AM No. 2316458

>>2315630
Lucinda's a munchie. Someone could easily copy what she's doing.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 07:31:26 AM No. 2316470

Most anons in munchie threads are munchies themselves who see themselves as more legitimate than the cows. Same with the ana threads

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 08:02:24 AM No. 2316479

>>2315356
Nonna her primary milk was clubbing, taking drugs and hanging out with pedophiles all while underage. It's sadly not surprising at all.

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Request Thread Anonymous 09/20/22 (Tue) 12:43:36 AM No. 1343869 [Reply]

Ask for something you want, nonnies may deliver it - or not.

>How it differs from the "help me find" thread?
You're not necessarily asking for something you have seen/had before. It's more about asking for something that you want that may or may not exist, and be on anyone's possessions be made by anons.

Examples:
>Requesting a retro game file instead of just asking what is that obscure game you vaguely remember from your childhood
>Asking for more tech savvy and bored anons to do a gif or WebM for you
>Asking for a trustworthy pirating site for any media
>Etc etc

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Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 04:15:52 AM No. 2313715

Someone write me a cursed horrible shock value copypasta so I can spam my friends with it for shits and giggles.

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 04:23:28 AM No. 2313719

>>2313715
once it was a dark that was so night and so spooky. you were walking alone in the woods one night when a black cat crossed your path. and. got. you. that’s right got you with its teeth and it’s claw it was a house cat but the size of a panther and it ate you on halloween.

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 04:40:45 AM No. 2313735

Im looking for good lore videos with relaxing, asmr-ish narration. It can be about anything. Im listening to Vaativadya talk about dark souls and I love his voice. It's just perfect.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 05:18:01 AM No. 2316420

Could someone make a "lolcow bingo" please?
I always wondered what some lolcow traits might be other than "overshares on the Internet". What common characteristic they tend to have, etc. A bingo sheet could even allow us farmers to "take a lolcow test" in a way

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 05:29:03 AM No. 2316423

>>2303689
try canva

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Oldweb/Smallweb and Personal Sites #4 Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 05:35:27 PM No. 2139249 [Reply]

Discuss the happenings, drama, cringe, etc. of Neocities, personal sites, webrings, and other small communities, and how they used to be in the past.

Other possible topics of discussion:
>personal sites vs social media profiles
>creating shrines and fanlistings
>joining webrings and cliques
>how socializing on the internet has changed

Previous threads
>>>/ot/1914925
>>>/ot/1520815
>>>/ot/1320546

Search for personal/non-comercial sites:
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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 02:10:57 AM No. 2306203

>>2306017
Well Grams, you didn't just "happen" to come here the day you were discussed so obviously you're able to post without identifying yourself every time. You started out based aside from your porn brain but now you're just alienating anyone here who liked you by self-posting so often. Weren't you supposed to delete your site because it got too few views? Go farm clicks somewhere else if that's what you're after, this really isn't the place.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:31:28 AM No. 2306499

>>2305889
Take the hint after you have been banned (oh sorry, muh censorship!!!11) or cast out from every community you have tried to be in. Maybe you are just a miserable old bat. Put down the bloated Javascript and learn some social skills, Grannie.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:26:09 PM No. 2306758

>>2306017
>"I'm not going to write about myself in the third person to conform to your stupid little rules!!!"
>immediately does it anyway

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 05:06:52 AM No. 2316411

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it's really insane constantly seeing really well-designed and creative sites designed by women only to be plastered with shit like this. i get the indie web has a lot of weirdos, but where are women without gender brain poisoning oh my fucking god

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:50:59 PM No. 2316619

>>2316411
It's always funny that the Aiden he/hims always have the most feminine sites. Like 9/10 times you see a "male" webmaster in 0.3 seconds you can tell a woman made it

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Zoomer Hate Thread #4 Anonymous 11/20/23 (Mon) 02:50:59 AM No. 1779356 [Reply]

Discuss what you hate about zoomers. Their trends, behaviours you dislike, cultures, and more.

Previous thread: >>1664102

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Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 12:23:57 AM No. 2315078

i'm sure it's already said but their obsession with millenials is becoming concerning. it's becoming it's own mental illness at this point. i've never had this much beef with gen x or boomers even during my high school years. like i don't know if maybe it's because zoomers already hit the wall violently before mid-twenties or something but please relax, all that hating is bad for your skin.

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 02:51:29 AM No. 2315224

>>2315078
This could possibly because a lot of zoomers (especially older) have millennial siblings. Surprisingly, a lot of people have terrible relationships with their older sibligs especially if said siblings weren't parentified. I think it really has to do with how internet culture evolved and how it impacts how each generation balances online and offline life.

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 04:17:57 AM No. 2315282

>>2315078
I've never seen this with the zoomers I've interacted with. Feel like this is just a loud minority on tiktok

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 05:04:15 AM No. 2316408

Are zoomers justified for screeching autistically about age gaps? Take stuff like 19 and 17 for an example

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 07:52:48 AM No. 2316475

>>2316408
no. age gaps are sometimes an issue but it's more important to be in a similar life stage than the same age. it's more concerning when someone with a full time career job is dating someone still in schooling even if they are literally the same age. everything is contextual as well. 19 and 17 who went to the same high school isn't the same as a 19 year old you met on a dating app.

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Reddit hate thread #23 Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:51:29 PM No. 2227690 [Reply]

Reddit, the hugbox for libertarian snowflakes, troons, suburban white dudes who think they are oppressed because women won’t suck their dicks, and a variety of other losers suffering from unmitigated autism.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2104812

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Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 03:38:38 AM No. 2316365

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(1/2) Hell is getting fucked and impregnated by a male who shits on you and then having to spend the rest of your life "gentle parenting" (kek) the little moid demon he spawned inside of you as it calls you a fat whore and tears up your skin. Risking your life to create an abuser you can't legally escape. Absolutely lovecraftian, a terror I dare not gaze into lest it gaze long also into me

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 03:41:39 AM No. 2316368

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>>2316365
(2/2)

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 06:29:12 AM No. 2316449

>>2316368
This is why I think women should just dump their sons on their worthless exes, only keep the girls. If the father was a poor quality man, the son is likely to be a little shit stain no matter what you do, so they might as well be together. Yeah, he's going to neglect the kid, but the kid will still hate you eventually no matter how much you do.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:56:08 PM No. 2316625

>>2316368
glad i will never be in this scenario for so many reasons but esp because i would go to prison for beating the crap out of a little scrotelet who did shit like this

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:57:20 PM No. 2316626

>>2316449
i love seeing sex solidarity here. so true nonnie

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Sonic Totem #21 Anonymous 12/16/24 (Mon) 06:35:09 PM No. 2310002 [Reply]

president sonic… if you can hear this… please save us

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Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 12:44:28 AM No. 2316282

Am I gonna have to have roommates again at my next place

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 12:46:41 AM No. 2316287

Do I need an apprenticeship

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:17:54 AM No. 2316304

>>2316282
Is it gonna be weird anyway

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 03:37:14 AM No. 2316363

she’s thinking of me when she’s brushing her teeth huh

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 02:48:44 PM No. 2316648

Did someone tell him?

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Celebricows #121: I was hacked Edition Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:18:35 AM No. 2306134 [Reply]

Previous thread: >>2287911

>>2288058 , >>2289068 Rumors that Barry cheated on Sabrina
>>2288084 Anok Yai upset at losing model of the year.
>>2288708 Brooke's new bf is a a creep.
>>2288796 just your average kardashion thirstposts.
>>2288923 Ana De Armas is dating the stepson of Cuban President dictator Miguel Diaz-Canal.
>>2288924 , >>2288942 , >>2289621 , >>2289624 , >>2290193 , >>2290611 drama between Matt Healy and Azealia Banks.
>>2288960 Sabrina and Barry break up.
>>2289498 britney being weird as always.
>>2289672 Azealia claims she sucked drake off.
>>2291287 yawn
>>2292673 Amber Heard second pregnancy.
>>2293511 Ice spice having ozempic face.
>>2293909 Liam Payne was bankrolling his last girlfriend.
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Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 07:54:48 AM No. 2316478

>>2316442
The comment saying she was crazy almost ad verbatim sounds like an internally misogynistic pickme I saw on r/redscarepod, wonder if it's the same person. I don't understand why any woman would go to bat for a scrote like him. He's not your friend.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 08:43:34 AM No. 2316488

>>2316399
I think you replied to the wrong person

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 08:47:02 AM No. 2316491

>>2316389
Her voice sounds just like Shayna

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 11:57:20 AM No. 2316559

>>2316444
>Do you guys think Ariana is gonna drop SpongeBob before or after the wicked sequel?
my thought has been because of PR she's going to be forced to stay in this relationship (until after the movie) even if she's already cheating and/or done with him. i will not be surprised if it's announced they break up a month or two after the last movie is out. kek she really dug herself a hole to be stuck with such an insufferable ugly scrote but she honestly deserves it and made her bed with this.

>>2316055
>Already Ari’s cult are trying to drag her credibility or are saying they never cheated because she doesn’t spell out in big letters “MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME WITH ARIANA GRANDE”
of course. i wouldn't expect any less from deranged ariana stans. lily said what she needed to say in a very graceful and well-spoken manner and yet somehow i knew they would get upset over it even though it's incredibly clear who the victim was in this situation.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:26:39 PM No. 2316606

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>>2306153
The difference in talent, looks and stage presence is staggering. Like wow. And also that comment
>Didn't know Christina Aguilera was so short!
Perhaps because she doesn't make light of it every living second like Sabrina does, nor wears shit that makes her look intentionally frumpy and dumpy.

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