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No. 914378

Due to character limit issues, summaries, recaps and links will be posted in the thread itself.

Remember to visit https://lolcow.farm/info and https://lolcow.farm/rules before posting; anyone failing to do so will be exiled to The Hovel to think about what they've done. Each miserable, grimy plushie in Luna's pile contains the eternally tormented soul of an anon who forgot to sage.

Previous Thread: >>902161
Image Credit: >>909702

No. 914379

The Basics:

>Luna is a 27 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

No. 914380

Historical Milk:

>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit

>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

No. 914381

Sex Worker Saga:

>Embarked on a “sex work” career, taking filthy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more like an actual corpse in every photo, also sells pre-made videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829

>One anon leaks a “commission” video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Her dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off, one of her lowest points to date >>758647
>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her sex work twitter account >>761016
>Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037
>Returns to sex work >>805775 , >>810203
>A year later, anon drops “Lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” videos that they bought but didn’t leak at the time >>811491 , >>811554

No. 914382

Eviction/Sobriety Saga:


>Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724
>Electricity gets disconnected and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as her “landlord” despite admitting on Facebook that they’re not there legally >>813209 , >>813354
>The apartment door lock breaks, Luna and Lurch build sad little barricades (the most notable being the busted pink gaming chair, RIP, gone too soon) >>816475 , >>815981
>The cops pay them a visit and find drugs, drug paraphernalia and a knife >>813338
>Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 , >>822424 , >>824442
>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the regular, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718 , >>822657 , >>823499 , >>823823 , >>824260
>Luna keeps claiming to be sober despite still taking fucking Xanax >>824858 , >>825465 , >>827008 , >>825462
>”Abusive” dad relapses and is allegedly “dying” >>825466 , >>825993 , >>826190
>Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257
>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimulus checks as it’s clearly their own income
>Luna and Lurch are attacked by their neighbour’s pitbulls (totally not while stealing or anything) >>831109

No. 914383

Assault Saga:

>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building, anons bicker over whether she’s telling the truth or not >>840784 , >>840941

>Reports the rape to the police who take the allegation seriously >>841832
>Police then pivot to not entirely believing her rape story, suspect her of submitting a falsified statement >>843957
>Luna gets admitted to the psych ward, calls it the “worst day of her life” but doesn’t explain why, still manages to post unsettling selfies featuring EKG stickers >>846413 , >>846458
>One theory is that she lost her shit when she took all of her Klonopin and the doctor wouldn’t give her more >>847120

No. 914384

Recent Dairy-Free Milk Alternative:

>Still struggling with both the English language and her addiction to shoplifting >>906466 , >>910492

>Still out of her mind 24/7 on a cocktail of psychiatric medication, weed and likely heroin/fentanyl >>909696 , >>913780
>Still spending money as wisely as ever >>906424 , >>913061
>Still (very occasionally) posting the same art we have been seeing for years >>902179 , >>913057
>Luna does not take kindly to the recovery program she is attending, nor the 'rude-ass bitch' of a counsellor running it, though bravely toughs it out in order to get free pills >>902182 , >>906479 , >>908830
>Psychiatric diagnoses are posted publicly (as well as physically posted up to the wall) to remind everyone, including herself, that Luna is still the sickest, most unfortunate waif in all the land >>906405 , >>911218
>Lurch keeps on Lurching >>906663 , >>906712
>Recovery program clearly having no positive effect, Luna goes for yet another stay in an inpatient facility (read: detox) which, in a shocking twist, also has no positive effect >>906536 , >>908148
>The restrictive eating disorder LARP continues in full force, despite Luna only seeming to gain more weight in each successive selfie posted >>908187 , >>911183
>A neighbour is far too 'mentally i'll' for Luna's aesthetic, is complained about thrice and then seemingly forgotten >>908651 , >>908693 , >>909280
>Luna gives the rest of the contestants for 'Tumblr's Most Entitled Microblogger' a run for their money with her 'desires' for 2023 (No need to make the more traditional resolutions when one is already perfect) >>908691
>Breaks up with Bitch Counsellor, perhaps after an attempt to hold her mildly accountable for her own actions for once, but still finds a way to stay doped up on pills all the time despite >>910248
>Luna's main priority as she turns 27 is getting her nails done (though lashes, admittedly, would've made it perfect) >>912723
>For those wondering what Luna looked like in middle/high school, Yearbook Anon sheds some light >>912794
>The (self-reported) fentanyl OD count jumps from 5 to 9, in the form of a Facebook humblebrag >>912916
>Luna dips her toes back into sex work, equating her naked body's worth to roughly that of a 15% discounted Juicy Couture necklace >>913722 , >>913792
>A particularly upsetting photgraph of Luna is posted to Tumblr, posing the age-old question, 'who likes big asses?' (the answer being lots of people, just not hers) >>913793

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No. 914393

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great recap OP!! here to deliver some (soy)milk from lurch… he dropped the info that in 2021 him and luna were buying carvel cakes… no wonder shes blown up so much. he's also responding to tons of women who tweet about the yankees, including some old ladies feet pics!! and luna has been liking his tweets by the handful, meaning shes aware of this all going on!

No. 914394

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this literally cracked me up so hard that i cried. gave me flashbacks to last september when she went to detox and he was sending (to likely a bot account) money to this foot fetish account. he is literally the shining star of lunas threads.

No. 914395

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hes such a reply guy, this one cracked me up too. he seems to have so much more life and intelligence in him than luna. i wonder if its the adderall that its speculated he gets or what. his twitter is a goldmine if you can skim through all the baseball stuff. im glad the OP image includes him this thread.

No. 914401

goregous woman even without makup..
pretty freckles
u r cute my love(are you lost)

No. 914403

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No. 914404

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tuna the dumpster diver

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No. 914413

Of course she only loves him now that he’s giving her free stuff, Luna the grifter

No. 914415

>i stopped wearing makeup
>full face of makeup
who does she think shes fooling?

No. 914416

if you feel like killing yourself over makeup, maybe you should

take take take take take

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No. 914471

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No. 914473

The fucking state of those socks

No. 914474

She's so fucking disgusting and she shamelessly inflicts her horrendous body on the world for no reason.

No. 914476

I usually hate to nitpick on a woman's body, but jesus she looks so filthy and unwell.

No. 914478

she just stole these from the outside of a flowershop and put them in the trash so she could pretend she 'found them' but if she had any brains she would just pretend lurch 'found them' for her
she has to be purposefully making herself look this bad. theres no other way. she filters the shit out of her face but lets THIS slide

No. 914484

Roses thrown away in a bucket? I agree with >>914478

No. 914485

My boyfriend just said Luna's ass is sexy cuz it's bigger and curvier than mine lmao??

No. 914486

Why would you
A, show your bf Luna's ass
B, post that here expecting sympathy or something

No. 914488

Tuna self posting kek. Go wash your 2 pairs of underwear you own and steal some socks(hi cow)

No. 914489

He's got a point, I don't even have to full-size the picture and I can see like, 530 "curves"

Eyyyyyyyy, Lymphedema!

No. 914491

underrated comment

No. 914495

Dump him.

No. 914496

sorry about your ugly ass anon

No. 914500

It literally looks like a dingy grocery bag filled with chunky cat vomit please be joking

No. 914501

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here you go

No. 914511

Weird that this one would get redtext but not the other

No. 914536

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Those are some dead eyes

No. 914577

I fucking hate that thing she does with her crusty lips in an attempt to make them look bigger. It’s a typical lipless white girl move, Shayna does it too, it just makes them look retarded

No. 914579

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not Pumpkin

No. 914580

That's ebil dad's cat, Mr Spankey

No. 914587

Please tuba dye your hair already. It’s seriously so ugly right now it’s so hard to look at her. Even harder than usual.

No. 914613

Is that a bandaid stuck on the corner of the TV? Kek. Just junkie things.

No. 914631

Kek buy also thats not her house. That's far too nice and it seems like she lived in a single gross dirty room

No. 914632

I wonder if Luna ever posted pictures of her bare feet, ideally tops and bottoms? Does anyone here archive her porn pics? And if they could post pics of her bare feet, especially the bottoms… I feel like her feet would be nice. the stuff with her boyfriend wasn’t particularly sexy but I wonder if they’d do better if Luna made her boyfriend her sub slut and she became a foot girl domme. Literally put a collar and tight leash on her bf and make him smell and worship her feet with the camera pointed at her soles…sexy stuff and he’s into feet so he’d enjoy it. Please can someone post pictures of Lima’s feet thanks.(worthless foot scrote)

No. 914654

can’t believe farmhands are domming this scrote for free kek

No. 914674

lurch? did you get lost on your way to granny twitter?

No. 914685

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No. 914686

how the fuck does she have three hair colors and three different haircuts all at once

No. 914691

nonnie i actually chuckled

No. 914694

she stretched that ponytail out so it would feel big on her dainty lil wrist and not cut off circulation kek

No. 914698

Gives me morning sickness looking at that

No. 914699

I know this is Luna's go-to pose to try to hide her absolute girth for her ana larp but you'd think someone who does nothing but take pictures of themself every single day would at least have a rolodex of different poses. If it's not this it's heavily edited face shots or look at muh self harm and tattoos. It's just so bleak that the only progression that's ever in her pictures are when she finally decides to wash the clothes she's been wearing for weeks at a time.

No. 914715

That's why her hair's so fried, it's where she keeps her bpd

No. 914779

underrated comment

No. 914783

Didn't she claim to be a natural auburn redhead at one point? Nothing wrong with boring brown but that's a boring brown.

No. 914818

I am an addict (like her). I'm currently relapsing after being sober for almost 4 months. Shit sucks I used to takw 8mg Xanax every day and a shitload of meth. Honestly guys, don't get yourselved into meth or heroin, it's impossible to get off of…Addiction is truly for life and takes many years and relapses to truly beat.At the very least I am thinner than Luna and able to hold down a job,…(not your personal blog)

No. 914820

And if anyone is wondering - meth ruined my life. The problem with meth is that it's just fucking amazing(no1curr)

No. 914828

i wish she would post something. even lurch is tweeting most days, nothing interesting just baseball shit, but something at least. what does she even do nowadays!? just sit around sedentary in a coma? any snapchat updates ? not gonna lie i miss her dirty haul pics, fake nails, bad art, and dirty selfies. shes comatose.

No. 914833

I’m conflicted- on one hand I’m with the anon who said she probably realized just how bad her life is in the dorm room and is sober enough to be embarrassed and realize how bad it is that everything has been documented and picked apart for years, and doesn’t want to broadcast her current situation as a result. She doesn’t have a way to spin it because she can’t even spin it for herself. On the other hand, I think there’s a chance she did make another blog or something that she locked down decently because she’s incapable of not having a presence online

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>i used to go to the cape multiple times a year
i really want to know more about lurchs past, i cant tell if hes always bullshitting or actually grew up on the middle class side? when he doxxed his mother/childhood home last year i looked up the house and looked like normal middle class suburbia. i would really love to understand his fall from grace.

No. 914897

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lurch, broadway aficionado

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No. 914934

The rise of Lurch as a more interesting cow has to be one of the most fun things to happen on /pt/ in a long time

No. 914935

Why is she so rude for no reason, someone asked a question what's wrong Tuna?
God I wish he would go on a twitter rampage again, it's like a side character from a show that suddenly gets a backstory kek.

No. 914936

dont worry, i'm the main lurchposter in this thread (and during his manic rampage last september) and i will always cap anything interesting that he posts. every 20 baseball tweets or so he drops some backstory in the replies to random women who post about the yankees.

No. 914937

Yeah I can see you're the most obsessed one. Nta.

No. 914939

Upper arms the size of a grown mans torso.(learn2sage)

No. 914947

We are all autists here. Don't thrown stones in glass houses.

No. 914948

We are all autists here. Don't thrown stones in glass houses.

No. 914949

kek Luna is such a consumer. Can't wait for her to start blackfacing in Fenty makeup because she keeps seeing ads for it online.

No. 914953

These are the wisest words that will ever be posted on this site

No. 914958

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No. 914959

the filters make her look even more scary and uncanny. she looks bigger than ever too.

No. 914960

Sexy Luna. Such a hot girl summer look! Ready for the beach

No. 914961

That looks like the train stop for the New Haven train going into Grand Central from New Rochelle. She's on the way to Brighton beach here. Cute look.

No. 914962

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Holy shit she looks like she's having a hairdye reaction

No. 914975

Everything on and in her face is crooked.

Get help.

No. 914976

no it does kinda look like the roof of one of those train shelters. they're not crazy.

No. 914978

this anon needs help because she's a schizo stalker and posting about it, you probably do too if you thought this was nitpicking about the exact type of structure above tuna

No. 914979


Low key I would love to read his autobiography. He's an odd specimen even for a moid.

No. 914986

Orrrr they're locals who recognized her surroundings. Kek. It's pretty useless information but not schizo-worthy.

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No. 914988

what surroundings could they recognize from this picture kek? is there only one tree in new york?

No. 914991

All glammed up, I wonder where she's going? Is she inside a limo? Can anyone recognize this car?(sage your autism)

No. 914993

a limo lmao anon it will be an uber for an easily walkable distance

No. 914997

shes not going to reply to you fakeboi

No. 914999

Is she using a new filter or something because her head shape in the last few pics is scary

No. 915001

how am i fakeboi for pointing out that theres nothing recognizable about the surroundings in the picture she posted? she was probably on her way to rite aid to steal cheap cosmetics.

No. 915002

the pink circle in the bottom left corner is the filter shes using. its the same one she always uses

No. 915007

If you're not a local you can't say its not identifiable. Maybe that's the standard design roof for the area of town anon suggested. She's not weird doe recognising something Luna posts publicly.

No. 915010

youre right. im sure there's only 1 spot in all of new york with a metal roof like that. she's clearly taking the train to grand central and on her way to the beach as the local said here >>914961. no bullshit whatsoever

No. 915011

You're taking this awfully hard aren't ya. Go touch grass, triggered anon.
Her face looks so bloated and her eyes are … doing something. She must be absolutely pickled with all of the pills she takes.

No. 915012

she looks much better without the fake eyelashes. i wish she would fully wash off her makeup though, thats been a bad habit of hers since the early threads. i guess drugs make you have like the opposite effect of sensory issues, can she not feel all the goop? shes definitely pickled as >>915011 said. i'm sure she doesn't even realize how cringey her selfies are.

No. 915017

Pretty sure all the MTA stops look the same nonny except for buildings and whatever is in that surrounding area. I ride it pretty frequently and I always hope to run into her.
She looked thinner for what like a month? and for it might not have even been weightloss just weird angles or filters. If she got on welbutrin she could lose weight and stop smoking but it wont make her euphoric…

No. 915020

You can get euphoria abusing Wellbutrin, but that's irrelevant since Tuba ain't even on it

No. 915034

its just painful how gullible nonnies itt are.

No. 915044

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She looks like ADF aka Phil Vincent Haskins-Delici, a lolcow notorious for being so potato-derp-retard faced he can easily be identified even when wearing a balaclava. I'm dying.

No. 915060

post your face then you shitass ugly bitch. she doesnt look like that person at all, Luna is beautiful and cool, what's so cool abouy you, you lil bitch? Y'all just hating her cuz shes a drug addict… What have u done with your life tho dumbass bitch? At least Luna is talented and has a boyfriend, you're a fucking nothing, piece of shit, no man will ever want u hoe!!(shit bait)

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luna does look like adf though with the swollen face and downturned eyes >>915044 was right

No. 915063

You're right about one thing- it takes some serious talent for Tuba to be so ugly and annoying and gross and still keep farmers' attention. I mean damn, we're still rofling for years

No. 915092

Luna please come back, the baiting is starting again.

No. 915099


looks kinda like if adf had a baby with kanadajin3 or syd the sloth

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No. 915127

jumpscare. nice to see her pupils normal sized for maybe the first time ever though, im so used to her having pins.

No. 915129

Is this crusty bitch trying on rings at a jewellery store knowing she isn't going to buy any?

No. 915130

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No. 915132

It looks like a ring from Claire's that someone gave to the thrift because it made their finger green.
Tuna has really turned boring.

No. 915133

Yeah, that purse is already stained to shit. Never change, Loonerz.

No. 915134

Tuna's always done nothing with her life since college but she's been a snorefest for a while. Nonitas are so bored they're getting more interested in whatever Lurch is thinking about. She just sits at the AirBnb hobble all day taking unflattering pictures with 10 filters slapped on- only stopping to stuff her face, smoke cigs or complain. She only leaves the cave when ebil dad or mom give her money and pills to do so unless she's shoplifting. It's all so bleak.

No. 915135

do they put $35 rings in glass display cabinets? She's got her hand over a jewellery display "do not lean on glass" sign

No. 915136

I know she's always high and all, but does she not look at the selfies she takes and notice how wall eyed she looks constantly? We used to only really see this when she was high out of her mind and posting selfies but it's gotten a lot more frequent. She has her moments of looking semi-normal but even then she has dead fish eyes.
The ring being squeezed onto her self proclaimed skinny fingers is really charming.

No. 915137

What would a fine jewelry retailer do when looking at her nasty.. well.. self?
I agree she isn't milky since she can't scam for cash anymore and is too leary to do actual sw.

No. 915139

it looks a bit more like a pawn shop. No reputable fine jewelry retailers put tacky signs like that up, because the clientelle actually already know better than to lean on shit.

No. 915140

yeah, pawn or thrift

No. 915141

the setting and the band appear to be discoloured… surprised a pawn/thrift store would even take that let alone sell it.

No. 915143

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NTA but like why does everyone assume that people complimenting Luna are baiting? I had a genuine girlcrush on her back when she looked like picrel and was more of an indie alternative chick living the lifestyle…Beauty is quite subjective.

No. 915147

probably because most people don't see a person covered in grime and think "wow, that is an attractive person."

No. 915149

I never thought she was "pretty" but I started following her originally bc of her art and appearance. But even then I was perplexed that she didn't brush her hair.

No. 915150

Because the point of this website isn't to give compliments to the cows, and it happens repetitively in this thread and pretty much always gets replies so at this point it feels like bait yeah

No. 915152

Though you have horrible taste, I will sorta defend you on that nonnie because Tuna used to be a staple grunge Tumblr girl. Not conventionally attractive but she kinda had that girl next door reliability going on for other edgy teens. She used to put actual effort into her appearance, art, poems, pictures and even shared about her other projects and that made her stand out. Not to mention social media standards weren't as high as today. It's hard to imagine the Luna of today as the once (still dirty) but aspiring Luna from those days. She hit the wall before her 30s. She's had more opportunity to turn things around than a lot of people but she'd rather waddle in filth and lovebomb her groom(er).

No. 915154

her face looks nothing like this anymore from drug abuse and weight gain. everyone tries to say shes not obese but shes definitely at a higher weight than shes ever been before, even when she was a fat teen. she doesn't even post a picture without a snapchat filter anymore, which makes her look uncanny valley and her eyes are permanently lazy now. she won't even wear the free glasses she got to correct that. shes way past her prime and any bit of attractiveness she once had is gone. she doesn't even bother with art anymore and what poems she write sound like eminem rap lyrics. she has no redeeming features. if you wanna relive the glory days when she was still a real person read the old threads.

No. 915156

This. She used to be fairly popular in the hipsville days, she had an aesthetic I saw sometimes on tumblr in 2011-2013 that was pretty popular. She actually fit in and even if she wore frumpy granny clothes it looked better than whatever she's wearing these days. When you look at old pictures of her and notice that she doesn't have any abscess from skin popping, cellulitis or track marks it makes you realise just how bad things are now. Her poetry nowadays is just whining with the word 'poem' slapped on it and it's always been that way. The discussion of "what if luna left lurch and quit drugs and got better" has been talked about for god knows how long but it's obvious that Tuna would much rather sit in her own self pity and filth than see life get better, even though she claims to really really want it to.

No. 915177

I feel like liking Luna is such a lesbian phenomenon. All queer/lesbian women find Luna hot for some reason.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 915198

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No. 915199

She begs for food now? She has reached a new low

No. 915200

Going without for a few days certainly wouldn’t do any harm, kek

No. 915202

What a new pathetic low. Cant shoplift at a grocery store?

No. 915206

Never misses a meal.

No. 915208

it's the literal shit between her fingers for me

No. 915210

She used to beg for money for "food" way back in the early threads

No. 915221

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No. 915233

That's not the same as asking for food in person like a street beggar.

No. 915235

Take your messed up piercings out of your face. Cut your dead hair off. Wash yourself. Get in there with a rag and scrub all your nooks and crannies. You'll feel and look so much better.

No. 915236

she's compliment fishing

No. 915237

i cant with her pondering eyebrows

No. 915239

Pondering eyebrow and wandering eye.

No. 915242

I knew she was grimy but what the FUCK the grime between her fingers

No. 915245

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do we assume shes talking about rlyblonde?

No. 915246

It's not her fault tho. Probably definetly her mom's fault or something (sarcasm)
I wonder if there's a funny story behind what happened kek

No. 915247

i wonder if she did something like embarrass them in public or bail on them or if she's just finally realizing that no one asks her to hang out anymore and sulking

No. 915250

wonder if it’s the friend whose mom treats her like a charity case at nearly 30 for some reason and is always buying her things she “needed” (nails, lashes, new clothes because she refuses to do laundry, the essentials)

remember like last year when this big stinky bitch said she would get a job as soon as she moved into her new place? lol, lmao

No. 915251

My first thought is she stole something from them and got caught

No. 915257

Did rlyblonde ever invite her to anything besides the store, though?
I'm thinking it was that plant sock rich bitch tard yard turd she fake worked for. She got "invited" to "work" at that event and that was the last time she went anywhere with regular people. She's probably bummed that they're not friends after Tuba's embarrassing work ethic and the tard yard turd telling her she needed to mAke a nEw cOntRacT.

No. 915260

lurch just liked a year old photo of my cat on instagram. kind of scared nonnas, ngl

No. 915264

whats he posting on there please leak

No. 915266

Also wondering if it's rlyblonde and if she finally got fed up of Tunie's shit, or if she really overstepped some boundaries, stealing maybe? Considering she said "It's not my fault tho!" I'm guessing she just got fed up of her begging and manipulating, avoiding accountability as usual.

No. 915278

tinfoil but maybe she gave her some of her fun pills (benzos) on outtings and now holds her in the same esteem as herself?

No. 915284

Good theory. I was inclining more to “you’re my friend and therefore should tolerate everything about me at all times, if you don’t then you’re being a shitty friend” so it’s not just her fault she’s not invited.

No. 915288

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recently hes only posted his fitbit. hes boring on there. this was funny though

No. 915293

I know rlyblonde from high school, she's a mean stuck up bitch with rich parents, I'm not even surprised she stopped talking to Luna - Luna probably isn't rich, successful and popular enough for her to be interested anymore so she dropped her. I'm willing to believe it's not Luna's fault.

No. 915294

His enlarged pores filled with blackheads combined with the pock marks is nauseating.

No. 915299

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No. 915300

It's funny, with Luna's affinity for skincare, you think she would groom her groomer

No. 915302

Are his eyes going in two different directions under those sunglasses? It looks like the right eye is looking straight and his left is looking left. Maybe it's just a shadow and I'm wrong.
Is this why he always wears sunglasses?

No. 915306

She reminds me of Fiona Apple in this…

No. 915315

you can always tell when she is using heavy filters on her lips, because it always distorts her piercing in some way.

No. 915324

I think it's funny that she keeps her walleye out of frame, like we don't know it's there.

No. 915336

Probably are. Tuna's a lot like him in many ways.

No. 915337

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No. 915346

“tried on”, give it up Luna, he’s never going to marry you. Lurch is too busy conversing with fitness models on Twitter and liking year old photos of random peoples cats kek.

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