Our favourite pro-ana scumbags have all been curiously silent for a while, although as lockdown restrictions continue to ease around the world we may be in for a flurry of sudden milk as the LARPers return to #recoverywin #fearfood #challenges at supermarket cafes, Ganer returns to the gym, and daintyalytoo returns to the earth. RIP.
Ham has been MIA since March 24th and has locked down her personal account, as well as removing pretty much all trace that she ever made that one Youtube video. Maybe Hammum revoked her allowance for her nearly-adult daughter to make a Youtube channel. Farmers fear the worst as the lack of snack plates and 👏🏻 challenge 👏🏻 repeats 👏🏻 could indicate a serious relapse.
Ganer posted some progress pictures in which she actually seems to have put some mass on. Well done, Ganer! However, unfortunately these celebrations don’t last as she posts another ‘do you remember how spoopy I was? I was spoopy, right? Remember this? I was spoopy, y’know’ comparison video alongside a more current one of her gurning whilst lifting weights.
Porgie was strangely silent for most of the thread, but rumbled in to save the day with a tagged photo of just how much of a heifer she is. Anons were shocked, somehow - maybe her Myspace photo angles do more for her than we thought. She insists on Instagram that lolcow doesn’t get to her, that she doesn’t care what we think, that she’s totally in recovery from anorexia and learning to love food again…coupled with some photos of pizza and poorly hidden fries underneath a massive steak.
Aly joined the club of shufflers off their mortal coils, and farmers speculate it was a drugs-related death after examining the wording of all 5 of the tribute posts she received. A friend of hers seems far too eager to push a Gofundme right after her death. We speculate on whether her death was legitimate or faked as no obituary pops up, until family members and ex-partner’s mothers chime in about her ‘untimely, unexpected’ death.
Eugenia Cooney was the focus of the end of the thread as the milk has ran drier than her exposed dusty cooch. Her discussion was proven to be just as boring as the last time she was mentioned and the thread locked itself after chatter fizzled out. Yawn.
Herm— uh, Ruby Granger started to be discussed as rumours flew around of a potential new ED cow. She’s started to show sparrow-like portions on Post too long. Click here to view the full text.