/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Zoe Simone Lorange is a 20 year old pedo-incel pandering, hard drug addicted, self-proclaimed "denpa menhera girl", cluster B pickme e-girl streamer from Burbank, LA. She has been actively destroying her life for over a year now in an attempt to gain online attention. Zoe has been known within e-girl and otaku online circles for several years now, primarily due to her sanrio/anime consoomer bedroom and fabricated obsession with Ruby Kurosawa from Love Live, but rose to noteriety among the IP2 community at the start of 2024 after she started dating homeless meth addicted IP2 streamer IncelBinLaden and screamed "nigger" at Scientology protestors on Hollywood Boulevard. Ever since, her life has been rapidly going downhill and only seems to be getting more hopeless as time passes. Her streams have primarily consisted of hanging around with middle aged scrotes in a homeless shelter RV, tweaking out on meth in run down motels, getting into fights with her boyfriends/fellow tweakers, showing off her hoard of lolicon anime garbage, or on the rare occasion that streamed IRL, screaming slurs in public and being a general nuisance. Nowadays, she is hated by the IP2 community and has mostly resorted to spending a large chunk of her time desperately baiting for attention in incredibly depraved ways, such as suggesting she cosplays as 11 year old Natsumi Tsuji for her OnlyFans, or asking her incel followers if they would let her overdose so that they could rape her dead body. Despite the poor abused homeless larp, Zoe's parents are very well-off, with one working in the medical field. They have given her countless opportunities to get help and turn her life around, even offering to pay for her to study abroad in Japan, however Zoe feels no shame and only continues to act this way, as her desire for online attention, positive or not, is insatiable and comes before all else. Her cowish antics are known to have been going on publicly since at least 2020 and are incredibly extensive at this point, but unfortunately poorly documented.

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>In April of 2023, former incels.is moderator Komesarj/Walter went viral for "ascending" and leaving the incel community, resulting in articles by several news outlets including Rolling Stone, as well as a KnowYourMeme page. It was later revealed by Zoe that she was the woman who he "ascended" with. She moved to Colorado to live with him 3 months after meeting through the incelsPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Dana Christine Hare, from Florida, now living in Tennessee, age 31, is an ebegging, drug and alcohol addled polyfiend with a pattern of inviting live-in "partners" under the guise of equality, only for these arrangements to collapse in predictable drama and social media call-out posts. Still legally married to Matt Hare, alleged rapist of almost a dozen women, Dana now lives with her current partner Eli and young child of Matt Hare.

Recent milk:
>new allegations of young Dana helping her boyfriend pay underage girls for sexual contact in the Dunkin walk-in >>>/snow/2080578
>nonnies note old tumblr post with reference to Jonathan >>>/snow/2080604
>identity confirmed as Jonathan Negron Torres >>>/snow/2080781 who is currently incarcerated for separate sex crimes with a 12-16yo >>>/snow/2080787
>Dana herself confirms that allegations are 'close to the truth' >>>/snow/2081136
>riveting vlog where Dana gets the shits, stays out all night drinking, and sticks her disgusting fingers into her friend's martini >>>/snow/2080698
>Dana addresses enabling Matt Hare, says she's taken full accountability and doesn't need to do any more >>>/snow/2081478
>gets a new tattoo, pays with coffee beans >>>/snow/2081945
>said tattoo is her daughter's name in large print across her collarbone >>>/snow/2082404
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Japanese born sperglord that tries to give dating advice to western men trying to find their "perfect japanese" wife despite never having successfully dated anyone himself, while riding on a self deprecation.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcIsxujzLRO5qY5f9buahCQ
http://find-your-love.tsubasakaiser.com/
https://www.facebook.com/findyourloveinlove/

This thread is for discussions and jokes surrounding those who LARP as some variety of "Queer" despite being only attracted to the opposite sex. Although most are in Hetero relationships, some may be on the "ace-spectrum" and/or polyamorous. They may discriminate against those who are same sex attracted by being uninterested in their issues, revising their history and exploiting them for personal profit. Women in particular may be incredibly rude to even libfems, let alone terf boogeywomen, because she prioritizes her Nigel above all. Men in particular are only in it for sex, so he hits on lesbians if he is ever actually in a local LGBT community and drops the Queer act when it no longer is in his benefit. Consider this a vent thread as much as it is a meme thread.
This thread is not for Homophobe-chans.

Since there is already MTF and FTM threads, this thread will focus more on the LGB community as a whole and topics that don't really fall under the Trans threads. Please also take note that this is not a Bisexual hate thread and posting about those under 18 is not encouraged, though is allowed is exceptional enough.

Topics of discussion:
-History revisionism
-Alphabet soup getting longer
-Celebs and cows pride-drama
-Spicy Straights
-Fetishists
-Comphet and other popular "queer" trends
-Ace Discourse sightings
-Bi/Pan Discourse sightings
-"Bi-Lesbians" Discourse sightings
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IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, ARCHIVE IT. THIS USER IS KNOWN TO DELETE POSTS AND ENTIRE ACCOUNTS. DO NOT POST SOMETHING UNLESS IT HAS BEEN ARCHIVED OR RECORDED IN A MEANINGFUL WAY.

LAST THREAD: >>>/snow/2031615
Adrien Perret, born Fanny Perret on 6/26/1997, also known online as Null/Laika Albarn/Polyglotplatypus, is a French artist and animator formerly Tumblr famous for getting entrenched in Homestuck fandom drama for drawing incestuous rape. These days, she's now infamous instead for LARPing as an Asian woman having an incestuous affair with her father in New Jersey while, in reality, being a fat, white French ex-pooner.

>Laika Albarn/deadspacedog
Her Asian LARP account. Some genuinely believed she was living a hentai fantasist's dream in the mafia asscrack of America. Her comic, LIMERENCE, is framed as being biographical.

LINKS:
Archived Twitter: https://archive.ph/VTxyp
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/deadspacedog
AO3 (Login only, but her fics are archived): https://archiveofourown.org/users/deadspacedog/pseuds/deadspacedog
Baraag: https://baraag.net/@deadspacedog
Tellonym: https://tellonym.me/deadspacedog

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Previous thread: >>1971031

Thread recap:
>SuperMega returns >>1971032
>Rooster Teeth officially shuts down >>1973320
>Alex Kister of The Mandela Catalogue is outed for being a nasty AGP with minors >>1975610
>Vareena Sayed is in a terrible motorcycle crash >>1976103
>Jameskii posts 52 page google doc of twomads crimes >>1976745 >>1977140
>Pathetic MRA whining >>1978460 >>1978629
>Oompaville being a misogyny apologist >>1981003
>SSSniperwolf re-monetized, breaks up with her moid, assault accusations >>1985037
>chuggaconroy posts long statement, wont be making videos anymore >>1986158
>Japan is not safe from Nick Robinson >>1988156
>Adam22 is dating Caroline Calloway >>1988836
>Kyra Renee is pregnant >>1994937
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Discuss people in your life, or people you have found online, who have lolcow potential.
Previous threads (in order but not properly numbered):
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>>>/snow/925657
>>>/snow/1234227
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Chanel Barbie Clones are women who own 50 identical pink Chanel purses and a wardrobe full of identical frilly floral polyester dresses but never stop buying more.

A Chanel Barbie Clone's wannabe Barbie Dream House is piled high with cheap tacky pink junk and their diets consist entirely of pink sugary cupcakes.

Chanel Barbie Clones are often the victims of bad plastic surgery, paid for by their not-so-secret sugar daddy (they will have a side shopping service or vlog as a cover for their income).

A Chanel Barbie Clone will usually have fried blonde hair, too much makeup, and look like they just stepped off the set of White Chicks.

Examples include:
https://www.instagram.com/arisucookie/
https://www.instagram.com/LindieSs88/
https://www.instagram.com/Xsakisaki/
https://www.instagram.com/amanda.jamiee/

Previous arisucookie discussion here >>>/w/163026 but her and her clones outside of Japan deserved a spinoff thread.
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Billionaire exploiting his workers whilst neurotically dog whistling on Twitter and abusing various drugs.

Recently:
>Vivek Ramaswamy left doge >>2080652
> Elon Musk does a Nazi salute >>2079928
> DOGE workers revealed to all be young adults >>2085163
>Musk forced to fir 25 year old DOGE employee after he was doxxed, revealed to have posted racist tweets >>2086365
>Elon Musk staff caught installing hard drives inside Treasury Department offices after trying to get access to social security >>2085502
>A DOGE employee is revealed to have been previously fired from another firm for leaking sensitive information. >>2086547
>another DOGE employee revealed to be part of a black hat sextortion social network >>2086869
>Ashley St. Clair reveals she had a baby with Elon Musk >>2089014
>Azealia Banks claims Grimes told her Elon has a botched penis implant >>2089984
>”i am become meme” >>2091484
>Elon wields chainsaw ay the annual Conservative Political Action Conference >>2091485
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“Lisa Yo” is a 23 year old German “influencer” who has indulged in an extremely unhealthy amount of plastic surgery to look asian despite being fully German. She floods her socials with bots that validate her extreme transracial lifestyle. She has put almost all of the information about her past under the rug.
>Fully German, lies about being half Mongolian
>obsessed korean culture and products
>Extremely anorexic
>Has gotten a SHITLOAD of plastic surgery done to look asian, none of the work done is proportionate to her natural face shape
>Her comment section on IG reels is often full of people being disturbed about her botched look, she often deleted their comments and floods it all with bots comments. Her entire social media presence is fabricated
>She had an old account where she looked normal, on the right, (kind of) where she was still on about her koreaboo shit named “lisartesandcookies”
>Was often made fun of on the German side of youtube for her appearance before discovering her true transracial self
>She has put everything about her past social media presence under the rug
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@its_lisayo?lang=en
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/its_lisayo/
Youtube (Old/Defunct): lisartesandcookies
Youtube: https://youtube.com/@lisayoooo?si=4-i9pj7SFC6q1qOi