/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Waster aka Joseph Bailey Keenan is a 28 year old, 'terminally online' Discord user and self proclaimed pedophile, who goes by the name 'Waster' on Discord /r9k/ chatrooms.

-Admits to jerking off with tweens on Omegle, as young as 15

-Thinks he is better than everyone even though he is subhuman

-Shills himself on /r9k/ constantly, riding out the very last piece of clout he has

-Was on a Vice documentary for being an ''incel'', lost his virginity to his 48 year old MILF hairdresser recently

-Claims to be a tween himself, even though he is old as fuck close to 30 years old

-Many piss bottles in his room, he finds this impressive and has to flaunt it to his paki admirers

-Uses people for his own gain constantly, claims his meth use is an excuse for his behaviour
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Post-Leftcows #44:

Thread for discussing Red Scare, Cumtown/TAFS, Dime Square, the remains of the "dirtbag left", and the entire "post-left" and Silicon Valley "rationalist/postrat" sphere and their orbiters/backers, including but not limited to Mencius Moldbug, Peter Thiel, and the so-called "dissident right" (Bronze Age Pervert, The Perfume Nationalist, and other faggots). WARNING: this scene is crawling with Nazis, pedophiles, child porn advocates, sex pests, rapists, troons, and other degenerates.

Recent Red Scare guest and Dimes Square staple Delicious Tacos is a middle-aged sex pest and all-around creep:
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In her own mind, Anna Khachiyan is just an innocent smolbean:
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Last thread saw the udders start to plump with potential new cow milk. Farmers were thrilled, or not, because apparently all we do on here is make fun of poor, pathetic anachans because our lives are sooooper sad. Uwu.

Laura attempted to attempted. Or attempted to attempt to attempt (?) by climbing up her window to presumably try to launch herself out…or who knows with her. Regardless, the big event was that the physical limits of the building structure combined with Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation combined with hamplanet Laura’s black-hole-esque gravitational pull…and a striking cocktail of antipsychotics melting her brain…caused an unfortunate plummet to the ground, breaking her delicate dancing foot. Don’t worry though farmers, she bravely fought through it and shows up authentically leg lifting herself to new heights, and new supported accommodations. Speaking of new supported accommodations, it’s all but been confirmed that Laura’s psychotic break and scurrry scurry voices were all part of a plot to secure different supported accommodations. Our spider-feeling, man-hearing, dainty Ana queen is suddenly so compliant and willing to improve after seeing the opportunity to move to upgraded digs. If she keeps at this long enough, maybe she’ll secure herself a stay at Balmoral for some shooting.


Marie/Elise is perhaps living on her own, though no one can figure out how or why. Posted some EDTWT body checks and basked in the glow of her single digit BMI flooding her feed with UwU “omg ur so tiny Elise..be careful”. Will she be careful, or will the consumption take her out like the frail Victorian ghost child that she is.

Speaking of single digit BMIs, did you know Zara pulled herself out of the single digits herself? How did she Zarvive, you ask? We don’t know….but she’ll likely tell us at some point when she releases her Zarvival Podcast (trademark pending…probably).

Enara presented to the ED with Acute Suicidal Ideation, a plan, active bleeding head wound (minor), psychomotor agitation, pressured speech, infighting at the Pony club and raging bpd at 2145. Not only did she not get sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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The Basic Rundown:
>Jonny craig has a well-documented history of drug abuse and physical/sexual abuse towards his exes. pretty much any woman he comes into contact with, he influences in an overwhelmingly negative way
>before his relationship with Sydney England, he had a toxic and drug-fueled relationship with and helped with the downfall of pettuber & fellow cow Taylor Nicole Dean - jonny is her so-called abuser, though it sounds like they were equally toxic in their own ways
>after Taylor was forced into rehab, Jonny made it seem like they were going to be back together ASAP. as soon as Taylor broke up with him in rehab, he got with Sydney and started bragging about her, then got her pregnant immediately.
>enter SYD, Aka sydsosmall/minnieskins. overdramatic groupie clout chaser who got pregnant with jonny’s heroin baby because she was feeling “old” & felt her biological clock ticking… totally mentally stable choice
>since syd gave birth there has been a steady stream of milky shit/stupid drama, warranting her and jonny their own thread, though now they’ve separated, so their threads becoming separate may be inevitable. until then…
>Goiter continues his delusional behavior. Cheating on Layna before love bombing her back into submission.
>Goiter and Layna inevitably break up.

Socials
Jonny-
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By popular demand in celebricows, I have made a containment thread for Ezra Miller shit.
For the uninitiated, Ezra Miller is a 29 year-old hyperwoke “transgender non-binary” actor who has been in a lot of recent trouble with the law for acts of violence, grooming/abusing minors, and drugging people.

This thread exists so that farmers can document his antics without it taking up half the fucking celebricows thread.

>A video released in April 2020 shows Ezra choking out a woman
>recorded a video yelling the KKK to kill themselves
>arrested in Hawaii for disorderly conduct and harassment after accosting a couple at a karaoke bar
>arrested again 3 weeks later for throwing a chair at a woman at a private party
>has been described as a cult leader and has had compounds in Iceland, Hawaii, and Vermont
>the Vermont compound is reported to house a mother and her three young children as well as AR-15s and other loose guns - baby was reported with a bullet in their mouth
>groomed and later abducted a Sioux activist from the time she was 12
>has a restraining order against a separate 12 year old because of harassment and to stop further grooming of the child
>at least two women are reportedly pregnant with Ezra’s babies at the Hawaii compound
>really weird obsession with wombs
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Ignore baiting scrotes and tradthots who like to seethe on this thread and get it locked. Report and ignore.

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A 'trad' in this context is a woman with pronounced "traditionalist" values especially around gender which usually shows up as "anti-feminist" attitudes emphasizing how women should be subservient to men and essentially embrace being "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen." We all know what a 'thot' is and most of these girls in fact show up on social media with photos not-at-all subtly focusing on their looks. Our "tradthots" mostly try to have the best of both worlds, consciously or not. While claiming traditional values they embrace modernity and many of the gains of feminism in their pursuit of grift and clout.

Most have pickme tendencies and are addicted to the dopamine hits off male attention in social media despite the fact that some are (supposedly happily) married and claim to believe that a woman should reserve her sexuality for her husband.

A few examples are:

Estee Williams
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Brand new thread for cringe Australian cows. We all know the quality of Australian beef. Originally mentioned in the egirl thread >>/snow/1005403.
Anything from ewhores, scammers, skinwalkers, BPDfags, pedos or all just around problematic- post your Australian milk here.
Cows briefly mentioned in the egirl thread, also a few more mentioned throughout all boards.
@bugpet
https://instagram.com/bugpet?igshid=1gb6o0ixhqprf
@brrainde_d
https://instagram.com/brrainde_d?igshid=1k814kfpn3nis
@babydollvomit
https://instagram.com/babydollvomitx?igshid=1lni5rcwt77po
@spastique
https://instagram.com/spastique?igshid=1kcaf55pf7xhy
@heavenlyhardstyle
https://instagram.com/heavenlyhardstyle?igshid=dgcndjg5i3o5
@akashacollins_
https://instagram.com/akashacollins_?igshid=u4tuuko1wj6p
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Who is this dunce and why is he going after JoySparkleBS? I get she's terrible, but he seems like a despicable human being. He also seems to be on speaking terms with Onision? In one video he's praising him but in the next he's calling him the worst person to ever live. Does this guy have any sort of moral compass or integrity? Does he just say whatever he thinks will get him the most attention?

Anyone know anything about him/have relevant dirt on him?

YouTube: http://youtube.com/ragreynolds

behold: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ian

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Dylan James Mulvaney was a mediocre actor and performer in musical theater from an insanely rich family who transitioned from gay (twink) to non-binary in 2021 so that he could wear girly clothes and get attention after his bit part in the Book of Mormon ended. (The show shut down because of COVID-19 lockdowns.) In 2022, as the pandemic continued, he decided to come out as a trans "girl" to maintain a constant flow of praise for his needy narc ego. He seemed (i.e., was marketed) to blow up overnight after beginning a series called "Days of Girlhood" on TikTok, where he showcases himself as a sexist caricature of a 1950s-1960s woman. This series went on to win him 10 million followers, famous collaborators, endless free stuff, gratis FFS with Caitlyn Jenner's surgeon, and marketing opportunities. After 222 days of being a “girl,” Dylan got to go visit Grandpa Joe Biden in the White House and talk about how trans lives matter; for some reason the transgoons that be thought this obvious troll was the right guy for the job. In December 2022, Dylan got some bad facial feminization surgery. His lip filler, FFS, and nose job made him look like Caitlyn Jenner's aged ex-twink relative, ironic since Jenner called him out for being "trans with a penis" after Dylan made a video about "normalizing the bulge": https://youtu.be/EQ-yzbzqH4U After laser hair removal and electrolysis, he still can’t get rid of his facial stubble. Didn’t you ever watch Jurassic Park, Dylan? Nature finds a way.

Despite appearances to the contrary, Dylan is 26 years old. He wants to become a tampon ambassador much like Jonathan Yaniv, handing out tampons to girls in need. When women protested Tampax giving a male a brand deal, Dylan made several passive-aggressive videos in response. He still mentions tampons often and managed to grab a spot interviewing Judy Blume about her iconic book “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret,” which is primarily about girls going through puberty >>1826425

Incomplete summary of some milk
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