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Last thread saw the udders start to plump with potential new cow milk. Farmers were thrilled, or not, because apparently all we do on here is make fun of poor, pathetic anachans because our lives are sooooper sad. Uwu.
Laura attempted to attempted. Or attempted to attempt to attempt (?) by climbing up her window to presumably try to launch herself out…or who knows with her. Regardless, the big event was that the physical limits of the building structure combined with Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation combined with hamplanet Laura’s black-hole-esque gravitational pull…and a striking cocktail of antipsychotics melting her brain…caused an unfortunate plummet to the ground, breaking her delicate dancing foot. Don’t worry though farmers, she bravely fought through it and shows up authentically leg lifting herself to new heights, and new supported accommodations. Speaking of new supported accommodations, it’s all but been confirmed that Laura’s psychotic break and scurrry scurry voices were all part of a plot to secure different supported accommodations. Our spider-feeling, man-hearing, dainty Ana queen is suddenly so compliant and willing to improve after seeing the opportunity to move to upgraded digs. If she keeps at this long enough, maybe she’ll secure herself a stay at Balmoral for some shooting.
Marie/Elise is perhaps living on her own, though no one can figure out how or why. Posted some EDTWT body checks and basked in the glow of her single digit BMI flooding her feed with UwU “omg ur so tiny Elise..be careful”. Will she be careful, or will the consumption take her out like the frail Victorian ghost child that she is.
Speaking of single digit BMIs, did you know Zara pulled herself out of the single digits herself? How did she Zarvive, you ask? We don’t know….but she’ll likely tell us at some point when she releases her Zarvival Podcast (trademark pending…probably).
Enara presented to the ED with Acute Suicidal Ideation, a plan, active bleeding head wound (minor), psychomotor agitation, pressured speech, infighting at the Pony club and raging bpd at 2145. Not only did she not get sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.