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A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned.
LAST CHANCE! Submit your nominations for the Lolcow Awards today, voting begins tomorrow

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No. 87485

2024 has been quite the year, let's celebrate it coming to an end with the Lolcow Awards! Nominate in the following categories:

Best Milk
Worst Milk
Favorite Cow
Worst Cow
Biggest Plot Twist
Horrorcow
Bleakest Cow
Best Comeback
Best Thread
Worst Thread
Best Comment
Most Cursed Comment
Most Retarded Infight
Best Shitpost
Best Cow Fanart
Best Drawing
Best Picmix

>greentext your category
And write your nominations below

Linking post numbers is appreciated but not required, and you can make multiple nominations within one post. Nominations will close on the 20th of December and voting will begin!

No. 87487

glad to see this is back!!

>bleakest cow
venus

>biggest plot twist
venus posting underage bikini models in her thread

>worst milk
the entire skirby thread

>best thread
luigi husbando thread

>worst thread
unpopular opinions

>best drawing
the amazing sailor moon animated elsie!
>>>/ot/2233147

>best picmix
the general tinfoil #20 OP
>>>/ot/2085806

>most retarded infight
yume/fujo wars

No. 87489

I'm gonna come back and do more later but for now I want to nominate the anon in the lolcow caps thread pretending she thinks adopting an elephant means actually taking it home as best shitpost

No. 87490

>Best Milk
Pixielocks wedding announcement

>Worst Milk

>Favorite Cow
Empathchan

>Worst Cow
Jirai Kei General

>Biggest Plot Twist
Anons doxxing yuripedo

>Horrorcow
Dana Hare

>Bleakest Cow
Shayna

>Best Comeback
All the /ot/ images!

>Best Thread
Moovie Night thread

>Worst Thread
Fandom discourse thread

>Most Cursed Comment
Amputee fetish anon in fetishes you are ashamed of

No. 87491

File: 1734036504130.jpeg (307.42 KB, 1628x792, best shitpost.jpeg)

Best Milk
>goober peas

Worst Milk
>everything in the leftcow thread

Favorite Cow
n/a

Worst Cow
>skirby

Biggest Plot Twist
>all LC staff being on the spectrum (not really surprising, but to say it… kek)

Horrorcow
n/a

Bleakest Cow
>Shayna

Best Comeback
>plasticnproud (was excited she came back online)

Best Thread
>Bad/hideous fetish art on /m/

Worst Thread
>skirby's thread

Best Comment
>troon child birthing hips
>the child being birthed
>>>/ot/2125615

Most Cursed Comment
>nona not understanding language
>>>/ot/2075044

Most Retarded Infight
>amerifags idiom infight
>>>/ot/2069040

Best Shitpost
>president nonny's 15 point plan (picrel)

Best Cow Fanart
>cow husbando fanart
>>>/ot/1896267

Best Drawing
>moomin elsie
>>>/ot/2042053

Best Picmix
>CEO of eggman industries shot
>>>/ot/2304101

No. 87492

File: 1734036772925.mp4 (17.75 MB, 700x700, lcbunker10sept2024.mp4)

>>87491
oops just realized I did the greentexting backward oh well

honorable mention to all the lolcow 9/11 fanart and edits from when the site went down

No. 87493

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>Best milk
PEAS PEAS PEAS EATING GOOBER PEAS

>Worst milk
Anything about a cow being fat

>Favourite cow
The peatards

>Biggest plot twist
Yuripedo doxxing

>Horrorcow
Sinnabunny

>Bleakest cow
Fanny

>Best thread
DUMBASS SHIT

>Worst thread
Unpopular opinions

>Best shitpost
Picrel

>Best cow fanart
>>>/snow/2063223

>Most retarded infight
Any infight on the post your art thread but especially the ones about Loomis and the one about the anime boy in a thong >>>/m/422407

>Most cursed comment
>>>/g/449862

No. 87494

>>87493
Realised that I forgot to link the picrel, oops >>>/m/423718

No. 87495

>Best Milk
Venus on meth
>Worst Milk
Momokun racist cuck porn
>Favorite Cow
Shayna
>Worst Cow
Addy
>Biggest Plot Twist
Rancefag wasn’t fat
>Horrorcow
Fanny
>Bleakest Cow
Pixyteri…
>Best Comeback
9/10
>Best Thread
Cat pictures
>Worst Thread
Blackpill
>Best Comment
>>>/ot/2170759
>Most Cursed Comment
Harold the midget (deleted)
>Most Retarded Infight
Fujoshi vs Yumejo vs Himejoshi
>Best Shitpost
>>>/ot/2074318
>Best Cow Fanart
>>>/shay/168939
>Best Drawing
>>>/ot/2233147
>Best Picmix
>>>/ot/2304101

No. 87496

>horrorcow
Gotta be Dana Sinnabunny. Everything about her is revolting.

>best thread
Luigi husbando sperg thread

>bleak cow
Shaynus

No. 87499

>Horrorcow
Dana Hare
>Bleakest Cow
Fanny
>Best Thread
Dumbass shit thread
>Worst Thread
Good moid stories

No. 87500

>>87492
ilu nona this took me back

No. 87502

>best picmix
>>>/ot/2304101

No. 87505

Third time's the charm, kek
>Best Milk
Margaret being discovered on the news squatting in some house
>Worst Milk
Anything Shay related this is her most bleakoring year yet
>Favorite Cow
Pixyteri, the queen never stops giving
>Worst Cow
Taylor R because shes not even a cow
>Biggest Plot Twist
Null/Fanny is Laika
>Horrorcow
Fanny/Null
>Bleakest Cow
Pixyteri
>Best Comeback
Admin with the /ot/ restoration
>Best Thread
Fanny/Null
>Worst Thread
Blackpill Feminism on /2X/
>Most Retarded Infight
Obviously fujos vs anti-fujos

No. 87506

>Best Picmix
ALL OF THEM also love you for adding this category

No. 87508

>Favorite Cow/Bleakest Cow/Horrorcow
Fanny/Null/Laika/probs other aliases I'm forgetting
>Most Retarded Infight
The eternal fujohimeyume war
>Worst Thread
Celebrity thread or ugly male psyop, the latter feels like an extension of the first
>>87495
I'll never forget the midget

No. 87510

Biggest plot twist is Dana turning out to be a horrorcow and going full BPD meltdown after continuous debating for months whether she should have her own thread

No. 87512

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>Best Milk
Fanny pre-DFE
>Worst Milk
Art Commentary Cows
>Favorite Cow
Vicky Shingles or Pixyteri
>Worst Cow
Skirby
>Biggest Plot Twist
Carrey-chan was insane the entire time
>Bleakest Cow
Venus
>Best Comeback
Lolcow itself
>Best Thread
Lazy Bitches or Chadification Thread
>Worst Thread
Unpopular Opinions
>Best Comment
Anon's "ate too many pretzels with hummus" diary entries
>Most Cursed Comment
Anon who rubs her vagina on her toilet
>Most Retarded Infight
Chee Chee VS Regular Show
>Best Shitpost
Review of the Constitution
>>>/m/367054
>Best Cow Fanart
I hope this counts, anon is quite talented
>>>/snow/2032586
>Best Drawing
Homeless Elsie
>>>/m/421850
>Best Picmix
Picrel

No. 87513

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>Best Milk
Pixielocks wedding
>Worst Cow
Dana Hare and all the reddit newfags she brought with her
>Horrorcow
Fanny
>Best Thread
Luigi Husbando
>Best cow fanart
Picrel in the Fanny thread

No. 87520

>>87485
You retards have a category for fan art, which gets you banned? Make up your minds

No. 87522

>>87520
on cow threads theyre banned, im presuming the category is referring to the draw board themes on /ot/.

No. 87525

Just saw you faggots got rid of the best redtext category, good job on realising nobody finds you funny

No. 87527

>Best Milk
The ongoing GooberPea saga in the Heather Steele thread

>Worst Milk
Venus spamming her own thread with gibberish and borderline CP

>Favorite Cow
Heather Steele (special mention : nonnas in that thread are funny af)

>Bleakest Cow
Lillie Jean living in the attic with her crazy Momager, Venus Angelic downward spiral

>Best Thread
The Chadification Edit on /m/

>Worst Thread
Unpopular Opinions

No. 87528

>Best Milk
Venus shitposting all over the boards
>Worst Milk
Claire's horrible Coachella DJ set
>Favorite Cow
Heather
>Worst Cow
Mariah
>Biggest Plot Twist
Halloween milk happening in heather's thread
>Horrorcow
Lucinda even though her threads arent active anymore
>Bleakest Cow
Venus
>Best Comeback
Venus
>Best Thread
Heather threads
>Worst Thread
Shayna
>Most Retarded Infight
almost all the infights in Celebricows, more specifically the constant sperging about sabrina carpenter
>Best Drawing
the elsie version of the furry parents fighting picture

No. 87529

It's literally just happened but nominating Dana posting her child poledancing in her underwear as worst milk. I feel sick.

No. 87530

>>87525
I noticed they haven't made any sassy redtexts at all this year really. kind of makes me sad I actually liked them kek

No. 87534

>Biggest Plot Twist
Pretty pastel please dying but not because she offed herself
>Horrorcow
Always Luna/Lucinda
>Bleakest Cow
Venus

No. 87549

>best milk
Fanny
>worst milk
Shay. Shes boring now
>most retarded infight
All of them. Only retards get aggro over things posted on lolcow of all places.

No. 87550

>>87534
Why the hell is this post how I found out that she died

No. 87552

>>87485
>Best comeback
Honestly Heather’s Halloween milk that has extended on has been so fun lmao her threads and the nonnas in them who always bring the keks renewed my love of LC

No. 87553

>Favorite Cow
Heather Haunted_Butterfly
>Worst Cow
Shayna (she has no milk anymore)
>Horrorcow
Dana sinnabunny OR Fanny null
>Bleakest Cow
Venus
>Best Thread
Heather Haunted_Butterfly
>Worst Thread
Skirby

No. 87555

>Best MilK
Heather's gooberryan

>Worst Milk - Jill killing off Jerrick

>Favorite Cow - Stefany Lauren, rip Jill Valentine (kinda died around the time she went full furry, but I know she'll be back)

>Best Comeback
Heather and the goober. PT is also pretty wild these days and I feel like it's being slept on

>Best Thread
Luigi thirst thread or any husband thread, so wholesome

>Most Cursed Comment
Lavarock-chan

No. 87556

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>best milk
IMO it has to be heather and her civil war ryan. The milk has been so good that it drew me into a cow thread I have historically never read. Everything about it is perfect
>Best thread
I'm also nominating the heather thread because the anons there are unusually well-tempered and genuinely hilarious. It's like a shining example of how a good cow thread should function.
>Biggest Plot Twist
Seconding "Anons doxxing yuripedo" >>87490
>Horrorcow
Gotta be Dana Sinnabunny, but Fanny is second.
>Best Comeback
/ot/ restoration with everybody's help
>Most cursed comment
anon building a husbando doll with her own hair
>Bleakest cow
gotta be pixi, just on the criteria that she's the only one I think getting better is truly impossible for and she seems to be circling a smaller and smaller drain
>worst thread
all the ones about fujo/anti-fujo nonsense. They fill up so fast and are just one big retard battle arena, my eyes glaze over at the mere mention of the word fujo now

No. 87563

>>87556
>Most cursed comment
>anon building a husbando doll with her own hair
you're 1000% right and I wish I could change my vote to this but it was also the most based and husbandopilled comment. I admire her dedication. she should have found human hair more like his but I realize that's a tall order

No. 87564

>Favorite Cow
Epic documentary producer ItsBlackFriday
>Worst Cow
Empathchan
>Biggest Plot Twist
T H E I N C I D E N T
>Bleakest Cow
Shayna
>Best Comeback
/ot/
>Worst Thread
Celebricows
>Most Retarded Infight
Reoccuring eye colour infight in Unpopular Opinions
>Best Drawing
>>>/m/362937
>Best Picmix
>>>/m/412748

No. 87572

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>Best Milk
Fanny the tranny birthname reveal
>Worst Milk
shayna's disneyland trip
>Favorite Cow
Fanny
>Worst Cow
empathchan
>Biggest Plot Twist
Kyle Carroza being arrested for posession of cp
>Horrorcow
Dana
>Bleakest Cow
Shayna
>Best Comeback
Creepshow ''dreading'' art
>Best Thread
Fanny's
>Worst Thread
ACC because its a mess filled with newfags that dont post caps
>Best Comment
that comment that outed yuripedo's reddit for her typing style alone kek
>Most Cursed Comment
everything on the TMI thread
>Most Retarded Infight
fujo/antifujo wars
>Best Shitpost
that one webm nonny did when lolcow was down >>>/ot/2159671
>Best Cow Fanart
picrel
Best Drawing
fanny's ocs as peter griffin and lois
>Best Picmix
all of the luigi kawiwi picmix

No. 87573

>Favorite Cow
Heather hands down

>Worst Cow
Shayna because she just makes me sad at this point

>Horrorcow
Dana and her child abuse house of horrors

>Bleakest Cow
Also Dana

>Best Thread
Heather, again

>Worst Thread
Skirby, queen of zoomers

No. 87575

>Bleakest Cow
PT
>Best thread
Art requests
>Worst Thread
Radfem cows or fandom discourse
>Most Cursed Comment
The shower gunk eater anon
>>>/ot/2120123
>Best Shitpost
Chadification edits

No. 87583

>>87572
>Worst Cow
empathchan
I agree.

No. 87588

>>87493
What is this goober stuff?

No. 87589

>>87588
Heather's civil war Ryan saga >>>/snow/2045943

No. 87590

>Best milk
fanny name leak

>Worst milk
any thielbux related shit

>Worst cow
Empath or elon musk

>Favourite cow
Pixyteri, of course

>Biggest plot twist
yuripedo lore

>Horrorcow
Fanny

>Bleakest cow
pt

>Best thread
Celebricows, I love the chappell roan milk tbh.

>Worst thread
Unpopular opinions

>Most retarded infight
"motherphobe" infight in amerifag thread

>Best Cow Fanart
latest fanny threadpic

>>87572
Holy shit ours are so fucking similar lol

No. 87591

>Best Comment
BIG JOE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>>/ot/2307556
and the follow up posts

No. 87603

>Worst Milk
Any of the stale milk in the recent pro-ana threads. Still hoping it makes a comeback though

>Favorite Cow
Haunted_Butterfly. I was new to her this year but I like that her crazy behavior is relatively low stakes compared to other BPD(?)cows but still absolutely insane

>Worst Cow
May from the Cluster B thread is incredibly irritating and milkless at the same time. I get the appeal of documenting her antics but I stopped reading that thread because of her. Similar opinion on Stormy from the camgirls thread

>Biggest Plot Twist
Agree with the Pretty Pastel Please death >>87534 because this thread is how I found out she died, RIP

>Horrorcow
Definitely Cinabunny

>Bleakest Cow
Venus

>Best Thread
Haunted_Butterfly

>Worst Thread
Leftcows. Used to be my favorite threads but the milk has completely dried up

>Most Retarded Infight
Incessant Sabrina Carpenter infighting and nitpicking in Celebricows

No. 87604

>best thread
Luigi Mangiones thread in /g/. It's such an unusual thread and it's funny how hes only been know for less than two weeks but he has already has two threads.

No. 87605

>best thread
tinfoil

>best comment
no particular one coming to mind rn but i enjoy yaldabaoth anon's insight

>best comeback
/ot/

>best milk
alt/trad/peatard cows, post-leftcows (not milky like it used to be but more necessary now than ever imo due to election + dimes square thielbux confirmed + thiel/vance connection)

>favorite cow
safa biased cause im in a small group of anons who have been gathering milk for a while but there's a lot of info we're sitting on and haven't posted yet to see what she does next. trying to avoid scaring her off social media if she was cowtipped. waiting for better timing

>worst thread
skirby

>worst cow
empathchan

>horrorcow
fanny or dana

>bleakest cow
shayna

>most retarded infight
(more like a kind of) infighting where anons take up space debating on locking/not locking threads they don't like instead of hiding it or complaining in /meta/

No. 87606

Bleakest cow
Shayna

Best comeback plasticnproud

No. 87609

>>87591
kek agreed & seconding this

No. 87616

>>87487
>>87496
>>87513
>>87555
>>87604
Luigi as the best thread is recency bias

No. 87620

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>Best Milk
fanny was very entertaining
>Worst Milk
skirby
>Worst Cow
skirby
>Bleakest Cow
shayna
>Best Comeback
/ot/ images
>Best Thread
bad art thread: cozy and has little to no infights
gender ideolody hate thread: a breath of fresh air among all the social media kneeling down to trannies
>Worst Thread
skirby, empathchan, blackpill
>Most Cursed Comment
i don't remember if it happened this year but that one nona who posted a drawing her nigel made of her. the one with wings and chains
>Most Retarded Infight
the one in the most recent post your art thread
>Best Drawing
picrel >>>/m/391236
also this >>>/m/421840
>Best Picmix
eggman inc ceo shot >>>/ot/2304101

fixed my quotes

No. 87639

>Horrorcow
Dana Hare, can't think of anyone worse

No. 87645

>>87591
No way, the person who posted that is weird and it was an extremely fake story intentionally designed for engagement but then she didn’t even follow through with anything interesting

No. 87648

I love that unanimously Skirby sucks

No. 87649

>Best Milk
Margo outed on the news for being a squatter

>Worst Milk
Pixielocks recording herself watching My Little Pony

>Favorite Cow
Heather Sparkles

>Worst Cow
Polyglotplatypus

>Biggest Plot Twist
Lolcow going down and anons having to seek refuge on a cuckquean fetish board, of all places

>Horrorcow
Shayna

>Bleakest Cow
PT

>Best Comeback
Amanda Bret and Dan being active online again

>Best Thread
Heather Sparkles

>Worst Thread
Venus

>Most Retarded Infight
Anytime anons fight about their retarded anime coom material

No. 87650

>best milk
lunas secret reddit account
>favorite cow
shayna
>bleakest cow
luna

No. 87654

>Best Milk
Fanny
>Worst Milk
Momo sperging endlessly about broke men while dating brokeass pencildick and being outwardly antisemitic
>Favorite Cow
Shaytan
>Horrorcow
Dana or Fanny
>Bleakest Cow
Shaynus as always
>Best Comeback
Plasticandproud

No. 87660

>>87645
I think you're thinking about it too much

No. 87679

>Best milk
Altcows
>Favorite cow
Jake Munro
>Worst cow
Empathchan
>Bleakest cow
Luna
>Best thread
/joost/

No. 87680

>Best Milk
Heather latest ex, his nicknames and their antics are dorky gold >>>/snow/2065128
>Worst Milk
Jill Vessey/pixelocks killing off one DID alter/OC only to make another one
>Favorite Cow
Heather Steele
>Worst Cow
Skirby
>Biggest Plot Twist
Venus Angelic nuking her own discord by offending the mods, shitposting on twitter and here to get banned
>Horrorcow
Dana Hare. I've never seen a cow reach horrowcow status in under a couple weeks
>Bleakest Cow
Pixyteri
>Best Comeback
PlasticnProud
>Best Thread
banner thread >>>/meta/54709
>Worst Thread
Amerifag lmao
>Best Comment

>Most Cursed Comment
>>>/snow/2066606
>If she swabbed that grody-ass toothbrush and put it in a Petri dish, a new life form previously undocumented by science would hasten to build a entire mouth, tongue, and vocal cords within 6 hours for the sole evolutionary purpose of asking why Dana Christine Hare (née Chencharick) of Nashville, Tennessee, married known rapist Matthew Alan William Hare, formerly of St. Augustine, Florida.

>Most Retarded Infight
idk the specifics but the yuripedo thing and any splinters from that, seems like virgins arguing ad nauseum
>Best Cow Fanart
jake munro thread #3 >>>/snow/1983123

No. 87695

Best shitpost
>>2127606

No. 87703

>favorite cow
nova, no question

No. 87704

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>Best Milk
Heather picking the stupidest song of all time to represent herself
>Worst Milk
Venus being a crackhead
>Favorite Cow
Heather you're so consistent
>Worst Cow
Its Black Friday is approaching Horrorcow with her antics related to her kids I can't believe shes gotten worse as a person
>Biggest Plot Twist
Pixielocks killing off Jerrick
>Horrorcow
Fanny
>Bleakest Cow
Venus
>Best Comeback
our blessed site lorcor
>Best Thread
The most recent Heather/Haunted Butterfly threads have been chefs kiss
>Worst Thread
half the threads on /ot/ because of the infighting
>Best Comment
>>2062346 so many good ones in the Heather threads
>Most Cursed Comment
any of the fetishes you're ashamed of
>Most Retarded Infight
any celebricow infight, whether its ariana sabrina or lana it shuts out all the genuine milk
>Best Cow Fanart
whoever decided to use a spiderman comic for Jerrick being fused bless you I cackled
>Best Drawing
Sailor Elsie!
>Best Shitpost
anything from the substance use threads, i love you girls
>Best Picmix
love all the picmix made for just the moovie thread alone I can't choose just one on this site noooo its too hard

No. 87711

>>87649
>Lolcow going down and anons seeking refuge on a cuckquean fetish board
The ironic, cinematic symbolism of this hasn't been lost on me.
>>87572
>That amazing webm
Goddamn it, now I wish I could change my vote!


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