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No. 763213[Reply]

If you don't have the material, time, or experience to make a new thread about a subject you want to discuss, use this thread to see if other farmers are interested in making and joining one.

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No. 801571

isn't posting baby photos of cows ok? It has happened in many threads
The rule is supposed to protect actual children from getting threads.

No. 802252

Is there a thread on this guy here already? I have only seen Rogue Internet Man cover him as his own personal lolcow.






I am not much for making threads but there is milk there.

No. 802343


Kek. Not sure this guy is popular enough but he sure is pitiful.

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No. 45587[Reply]

Ophelia (Although she changes her name, personality, friends, interests and life story every two years) is a MFC lolcow like non other. Prepare yourself children, for the lolcow of all lolcows

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No. 801884

When is she going to grow out of this shit

No. 801950

>when is a narcissist going to grow out of seeking attention
Come on now.

I pity her though, I knew her online since she was like 13 in a Cracky-chan board, and she's the outcome of sexually abusive parents. I don't know what can heal people like her, but I don't envy having to live at the mercy of personality disorders.

No. 801984

I went to the site and the things have links?

No. 802536

they’re very misleading though. an unflattering, cockeyed picture of her appears in a Greek playboy publication, her name is briefly mentioned in Cosmo, and she has an opinion piece published in a BBC blog that virtually anyone can submit stuff to.

there is still nothing indicating that she was invited to LA by a top producer or that she hosted an event in Paris. virtually all her ‘achievements’ are online dribs and drabs. of journalism which literally anyone can do from home if they pester the publisher enough.

No. 802537

how were her parents sexually abusive? what else can you tell us about her? can you leak any chat logs with her?

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No. 797033[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>791146

Website: momokun.co (new), https://momokuncosplay.com (old)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram & Snapchat: mariahmallad, btsmomokun (used to be xmariahmalladx), theragdollranch (used to be mariahthecatlady, momoscats), momokun.co
Twitch: https://go.twitch.tv/mariahmallad
Camversity: https://www.camversity.com/MariahMallad/profile
Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/users/mariahmallad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/momokun
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/momokuncosplay
Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Momokun_MariahMallad/

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No. 802523

#dnd since WHEN was Moo playing dnd lmao
if she was you KNOW she'd be talking about it all the time and saying she'd been playing since she was a child and how it changed her life, posting pictures of her character sheets and sessions, and posting spastic stories about buying dice because that is how she treats everything, always

not to gatekeep I hardly play myself but hearing about critical role in passing conversation does not count as being into dnd mariah

No. 802524

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Basic outline of the bit of the stream Among Us. Times are listed in real-time rather than stream time.

>2305 (roughly 30 minutes into the stream): Recieved mobile notification. Notif: COME TO MAMA <3 - Steam Title: ORC MILF IS AMONG US

>2309: Allyssa joins dicord call
>2309-2314: Misc chatter about irrelevant shit regarding money and anime - Players: MOMO, Leah 2, ay ytup, Meat (Maddy), grette, lia, brandon, kevspeed
>2316-2327: Game 1 - Skeld
>>2324: Shouts Maddy down during a voting session(apperantly they are physically in the same room)
>2327-2340: Game 2 - Skeld
>2342: Allysa leaves discord call
>2344-2342: Covid gets brought up. Apperantly a girl that Momo known and her boyfriend got Covid.
>2347-2354: Game 3 - Skeld
>>Maddy SIMPs the entire game
>2355-0005: Game 4 - Skeld
>>Everyone shits on Maddy for dick-riding Mariah the entire game
>0007-0011: Game 5 - Skeld
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No. 802533

This is honestly her best cosplay yet. It looks nice, and it perfectly suits her and her body. This is a first.

Fitting that it's an orc.

No. 802535

The giant wig makes her head look even smaller kek

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No. 802142[Reply]

19 year old "beauty guru" with subpar make-up skills. Has around 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram (fluctuates with when they can buy new bots), 11k (fake) followers on Twitter and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube.
Has around a 1% engagement on instagram, but those likes and comments appear to be from bots, fake accounts, and engagement pods. Never gets any RTs or likes on twitter aside from her mom. Doesn’t get much more than 1000 views on her Youtube videos. Some brands, such as Colorpop and Laura Mercier have, however, fallen for her snafu and send her PR. Recent drama channels exposing her have garnered more attention as of late, but the views die off quickly and return to bot numbers soon after the hype dies down.

>Her mom Laur creates all her fan accounts on IG. Many of them pretends to be grossly exaggerated versions of minorities.
>Claims she has her own beauty brand coming out in 2020 (@lilleejeancosmetics) UPDATE 7/2020: This turned out to be just a new blog launch called @lilleejeanbeauty as her associated IG account was renamed as such
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab and made some customs Lipsticks (as anyone can do) for herself, claimed they were a collab and that Bite would release them for purchase. Sperged out on IG and cancelled them when they told her to stop claiming it was an official collaboration (https://www.instagram.com/tv/BwaDTX1gyDc/?igshid=3t86d935d62o)
>Had a billboard of herself in Times Square for Covergirl, pretends she did an actual campaign with them, when in reality it was a campaign where anyone could upload their picture to their homepage and then get their picture on the billboard.
>Her batshit insane mother uploaded an obviously shooped picture to her IG (@lrtrueman) claiming Lillee went to the MET ball. It wasn’t until after the reddit call-out they began to claim it was fan-art.
>Her mother also posted an obviously shooped “Teen Vouge” cover with Lillee on the front page.
>Somebody on r/beautyguruchatter made a thread about Lillee Jean. Her and her mom sperged out, made multiple accounts and spammed threads.
>Most likely buys used palettes for her videos. Has new videos for sets that came out weeks ago

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It’s not a mistake. Here’s one from last week with another shirt on backwards (you can see where the tag is stitched in). She’s just lazy and thinks people won’t notice.

No. 802512

agreed, I think Laur is of diminished capacity. I wouldn't hazard a guess as to the nature of whatever's wrong with her but SOMETHING is definitely wrong with her. It really makes ol Diamond Earl look even worse, knowing he married a girl who was mentally stunted on top of being underage.

No. 802515

Thumbnail made it look like her watermark was a cigarette in her fingers and her mouth looks like she's exhaling. Was going to applaud her for really going for that French girl stereotype.

No. 802516

They’re probably stained and dirty so she wears them like that because she’s too lazy to wash them

No. 802525

To top it off, it also has cat hair all over it.

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No. 795298[Reply]

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23 year old "family friendly pet mom" Youtuber, her creepy controlling mother, and her obsession with her new found sobriety.

Previous thread: >>787925

The basics:
>Taylor is a notorious animal hoarder known for collecting 40+ rare and exotic pets and manhandling/mistreating them for the sake of her Youtube channel which has over 1 million subscribers. Many pets have died in her care, many more have fallen ill due to her neglect or disappeared after "rehoming" them. Fails to give proper enclosures for many of her pets, including overstuffing fish tanks, keeping her kittens locked in the bathroom, and her mouse and hedgehog in the closet.
>Jonny Craig, who is now Taylor’s ex and has moved on with new gf (Syd) in LA, was the frontman of the band Slaves and is most well-known for being an outspoken abusive junkie. He got Taylor into drugs and she became a heroin addict, but stated that she used a variety of drugs. Jonny and Syd have since had a son together.
>Taylor left sober living after rehoming around 12 animals to be “back with her animals” living at her mom's house, her animals all seem to be crammed into one room and taken care of by her mother.
>Taylor loves to throw pity parties for herself and dodge around the real issues when faced with criticism about her husbandry, hoarding, and hypocrisy. She can never keep her stories straight and will tell outright lies only to contradict them hours later. Her fans are sycophants who only encourage her.

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No. 802514

>Twitter commie
Nope. Commiefags advocate violence. Twitter is aids.

No. 802528

I haven’t. Where can I watch them?

No. 802529

Damn, only nine likes on this tweet and it’s been there for hours. People are truly starting not to give a fuck about her, huh?

No. 802530

replies like that don't show up on people's feeds, nothing to do with people giving a shit. now if her vote tweet hadn't breached 1k likes I would've lol'd.

No. 802534

LOL of course she had to make it about herself. "If IIIIIII who have suffered. so. much… just the most suffering you guise, from being a VERY special junkie… can go out to vote…"

Why is this ditzy bitch wearing a fucking facemask that literally gapes away from her face like a badly-made blouse, kek

Nice pinned pupils too

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No. 799633[Reply]

Vicky is a 35 year old tattoo scratcher from Nowhere, Ontario who has a recorded history of stealing deposits, cancelling appointments, and giving horrible mangled tattoos to her clients. One reason this thread exists is to warn people in her community in case they happen to Google her name before getting a tattoo.

Vicky is also a washed up scene queen who likes spending her free time reliving her glory days on MySpace by getting drunk and posting poorly shopped thirstpics and embarrassing videos on various social media accounts. She then posts the resulting DMs she gets from random horny old men, the sorts of DMs normal women ignore or get creeped out by, seemingly as proof of her desirability - despite, of course, being perpetually single for pretty much her entire adult life.

Victoria exhibits a plethora of curious behaviors such as pretending to be British, pretending to be wealthy, pretending to be a super-fit ninja, pretending to be the one and only woman who likes/does "X", and of course pretending to be unbothered by criticism.


Recently she has been confirmed to be working out of a hair salon after she lost the lease on her shop. She was also caught stealing a design from a more well known artist and tattooing it. Vicky has also ramped up her racist rhetoric in light of the recent blm protests.

Her past/old milk is quite lengthy soooo here is a pastebin of that: https://pastebin.com/SsvpzQy0


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No. 802366

Good point. Though it literally reminds me of the Final Fantasy tier scribbles in notebook margins during primary school kek.

No. 802367

it’s just not done yet you jelly hater!

No. 802462

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“Here’s my money, just do whatever you want” and this is what she comes up with. Another badly drawn animal.

No. 802476

Nothing is more expensive than regret anon tattoo dude. And boy you are gonna regret that decision…

No. 802482

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Wait. It seems like it was this guy. But when I look at his profile he’s living in New York. Please tell me this fool didn’t jump the boarder during a pandemic from the states to get a tattoo by ick. And gave her all the money. KEK.

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No. 795757[Reply]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]

tumblr: https://funeral1996.tumblr.com
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com [deleted]
https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com [active]

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx [SW, deleted]
https://www.twitter.com/funeral1996 [active]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)

>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
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No. 802491

My guess is she didn't take care of her insurance issues and ran out of xanax scripts. Or, ran out of scripts and junk at the same time.
This is pretty normal junky drug-anxiety or low-stash panic, but if she doesn't want to be sober, junkies (Lurch) will find a way.
Though, benzo detox is one of few that can actually kill (and not just feel like it/mental) and she was on a huge dose even if she was only taking half of her "kawaii pills flex" posts.

No. 802493

i know shes freaking out here, but she sounds WAY more cognitive than she has in years. maybe the detox has already begun…?

No. 802501

For sure she's already catastrophic thinking. This awareness is basically all her therapy regurgitated in fear of being sober. She has nothing else and without, she will feel the empty bpd void and the void she has created.
She's not in full detox bc an addict getting to the end of the stash will do their best to make it last while maintaining a mostly comfortable state.

I think they've just hit hard times, and she'll be back to Tuna as soon as Lurch cops and shoots her up.

No. 802531

Detoxing and "dieting". She'll be gorging on both drugs and ice cream soon. It's the pattern.

No. 802538

Interesting! Did she post anything more?

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No. 802381[Reply]

Mushahid Shahid Chandio

>Crazy man from Pakistan, isn’t aware he is a meme

>He has been known to be aggressive to girls if they don’t send nudes

>Hits on underage girls, also kisses his son inappropriately, theres a video somewhere on his page

Account: https://instagram.com/musha_loveworld?igshid=otsr38br1an0

No. 802390

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No. 753753[Reply]

Fahr Sindram / FahrlightLoki Anonymous 4 years ago No. 156500


Fame-thirsty cosplayer with delusions of grandeur, tries to conceal that the only publisher that prints her "manga" is actually owned by her family.

Denies photoshopping, begs for donations for rent, vet bills, and now she claims to be trans and gets donations for all medical costs relating to it, threatens suicide if followers don’t donate.(shit thread)
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No. 801865

Oh my god tom hiddleston, i love your work

No. 801924

Her hairline makes me angry

No. 802199

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No. 802219

She'll never hide the soft body or mutilated pepperoni nipples.

No. 802277

I think her nipples look even worse because she tried to fotoshop herself a man's chest and a flat belly

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No. 802203[Reply]

Obsessed with an imaginary punk culture in which she is well respected. Boasting always about achievements that are mostly exaggerated. Posts constantly about gross drug use and threats to out those who have wronged her with lawsuits and admissions to the New York Times(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 802239

shit thread

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