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No. 953811

Previous Thread: >>949775
The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 10 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Current Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin
>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with
>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen
>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now
>she vapes now
>was in hospital for 2 months
>secret reddit was found
>publicly back on fent

Latest Milk:
>posts her cigarette stained window >>949895
>lurch posts her "art" >>950022
>bleached her hair >>950383
>upping her lamictal, complaining with another girl how she can't get benzos >>950508
>complaining about sexwork >>950577
>talks about her dad and his past, how he wants to cut her off >>950602, >>950603, >>950605
>starts beefing with aunt on facebook >>950631, >>950954, >>951277, >>951278, >>951559
>more insight on where shes living and how the conditions are >>950673
>bothering her cat >>950818, >>950824
>cats lip looks fucked up, people leave comments about it >>950861, >>950862
>complaining about prescriptions >>951250
>how am i supposed to eat this pizza without my drink!? >>951395
>claims she brings her cat to the vet >>951736
>lurch liking thots and lying about his past again >>951864
>nasty pic of lurchs eye >>952075
>doesn't understand she's depressed because of her lifestyle >>952175
>found new sweater "left on a bench" >>952318
>wears the bench sweater for 5 days straight >>952538
>fakeboi tells her to read up on soren >>952621
>gets scammed by a man, sending him content first >>952649, >>952650
>on the day of her (later we find out) arrest she posts this >>952722, roach also spotted in the corner >>952752
>friend sends her a shein package >>952807
>body pic uploaded >>95284
>complains about friends abandoning her because shes poor and a fent addict, not because shes a scammer and a thief >>952955
>will luna hit it off with one of the 20+ men who added her on facebook? >>953085, >>953086
>new reddit account found but nothing posted it to it yet >>953121
>girl look how orange you look >>953156, >>953157, >>953158
>nasty coomer in her comments >>953194
>new facebook account found but she doesn't seem to be using it >>953344
>eagle eyed anon finds her new active reddit and she mentions an arrest >>953690
>arrest record found >>953705, >>953706, she has court this month
>key posts and comments from the account compiled >>953718

SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnies
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ (inactive)
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/(deleted)
https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82
https://www.reddit.com/user/edgeofhell82 (inactive)
https://www.reddit.com/user/funeral1996 (inactive)
https://www.reddit.com/user/antichrist45

No. 953813


No. 953816

Love the pic OP

No. 953820

Throwback for those asking, when Luna was on judge Judy's mentorship. 2014. Her bits are on 2:00 and 4:40
(The irony of Judy saying she doesnt have to worry about Luna looking at her nails, when it's all she does now.)

No. 953821

>>953820
At 4:40, Ms. Luna 'I can do big things' Slater. Oh, she's….big, for sure!

No. 953822

>>953820
She seems so uncomfortable in her skin here. Her body language is a constant apology for simply daring to exist & take up space.

No. 953823

>>953822
All of the other girls in the video are dressed very professionally and well-groomed but Luna dresses and looks like an actual sped. Frumpy dress, hair a mess.

No. 953824

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wanted to see what lurch was posting while tuba got arrested. he was tweeting foot girls the day after it happened.

No. 953825

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No. 953826

>>953825
Does she have a big overbite or something? Why does she look like she's going 'Derrr…what?' sticking her front teeth out when she turns to the side?

No. 953827

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No. 953828

>>953825
Her crazy overbite always makes her look like a Simpsons character

No. 953829

>>953825
Was she a special ed child? Lurch went after a slow teenager?? He's even more of a creep than I thought, ew. Easier for him to groom her I guess, disgusting.

No. 953830

>>953827
If they really sent the wrong size, it would be an easy fix. But did you order a size too small because you don't want to come to terms with the fact you have massive feet? What does she wear? Size 11?

No. 953831

>>953827
If they're only "half a size" too small it's not a big deal. After she wears the boots for a while, they're going to become looser. 1st world problems lol.

No. 953832

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>>953820
The young women in this video seem so fresh, dedicated and intelligent. It makes Tuna seem like a special needs case they feature to show the program is inclusive.

No. 953834

>>953825
Sage for blogposting but I've been following this cow since 2014 and still forget just how deep her regular speaking voice is (which wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if she wasn't such a retarded sped of 0% substance). If I was a 5'9/5'10, wide set woman like her I'd lean into becoming physically strong and muscular (especially with that wide, strong-shouldered + upper back football player build). She's clearly not meant to be rail thin but also doesn't have to be this fat, unhealthy, and overall lazy either. Too bad her BPDemons are still disillusioned enough to think she can achieve the tall, model-like waif look if she just "tries hard enough" by starving, etc (even though we've seen her at her "thinnest" from stims/crack years ago). I wiwh she'd consider her weird, left-field interest in baseball and strive to be more like an idealized version of them at least kek.(blogging)

No. 953835

>>953826
Yes, she’s mentioned before her overbite was (is?) so bad she would drool.

No. 953837

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>>953828
>>Her crazy overbite always makes her look like a Simpsons character<<

No. 953838

>>953820
Seen this before but it's so fucking sad watching it and knowing how her life has turned out

No. 953844

>>953837
NONA i spit my water out when I saw this top kek! Not far off from reality tbh

No. 953845

>>953811
great title and picture, excellent new thread, but one thing I hope someone remembers to update next time: Luna and Lurch have been together for more than ten years now, not eight
(vomit forever)

No. 953848

>>953834
Luna is fat but imo not necessarily strong shouldered. In photos where she had a lower weight she looked pear shaped.

No. 953849

>>953825
Watching this with the sound off is even more bizarre. What are her fast, weird movements? Is she autistic? THIS is what lurch was interested in?????????????

No. 953850

>>953825
>>953849
Woah, that does look really weird w/ the volume off. She looks like she's giving an apology and is just so very sorry.
I don't notice signs of autism in her. It's possible to go undiagnosed when it's the mildest (level 1). If she were diagnosed w/ it, you know we'd hear about it daily.

No. 953851

Kek she always wanted petite to her name and she got it, be careful what you wish for

No. 953854

For some reason I've always gotten autistic vibes from Lurch, like old man autism

No. 953857

>>953825
her little shifty eye head movement at the end always gets a laugh out of me

No. 953858

>>953811
Is her cat dead yet? It sucks that the poor cat has to be with these people.

No. 953860

>>953854
everything about lurch's personality can be ascribed to his status as a filthy old coomer junkie

No. 953861

It's always so jarring seeing her standing next to someone that isn't Lurch. She's a big person, like holy shit.

No. 953862

How did she get $500 out of a magic ATM and not take Pumpkin to the vet yet, fucking bullshit. unprofessional bullshit.

No. 953864

>>953854
You expect a 50 year old heroin addict to act any other way?

No. 953866

>>953862
no nona didn’t you read?? she’s gotta give it away to people on the street bc she’s so selfless and caring

No. 953871

What’s up with anons trying to diagnose Tuna and Lurch as autistic itt? They’re retarded junkies and Tuna is extra awkward because she’s 2 meter long and wide

No. 953875

>>953874
anon its linked in OP

No. 953877

>>953875
I'm dumb. Thank you.

No. 953881

depressing how she hasnt changed but just got worse. looking like shes tweaking/very insecure. brain was fried years ago leaving her a giant insecure barely thinking mess.
>>953871
I don't think they get out much and spend too much online looking at mental illness bullshit. ive noticed people naive to the effects drugs and alcohol (especially long term) have on people are more likely to armchair.

No. 953882

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No. 953883

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looks like they’ve already got a stain on them

No. 953884

>>953871
Seems ppl are maybe using 'autistic' as a catch-all word for off/weird.
>>953883
She even had stains on her dress in that Her Honor interview! Can she not eat w/out spilling on herself?

No. 953885

I was the one who said Lurch gives me autistic vibes but I wasn't referring to his scummy behaviour at all, it's everything else that gives me that impression but nvm it was just a passing comment it's not that serious(no1currs)

No. 953886

>>953871
i think people are mistaking lurches stimulant abuse for a neurodivergency

No. 953888

>>953871
I originally asked about tuna because what is going on with her in the video? It looks like she can't make eye contact and is moving oddly. Or is she just that awkward/was it the start of her heavy drug use? My comment was simply asking a question about her ffs

No. 953889

>>953888
I see what you mean. I don't think she was using hard drugs yet. What I see is just someone so deeply insecure that it's really striking to watch.

No. 953890

>>953888
she abused benzos and weed at the time already. was probably high.

No. 953891

>>953888
Being awkward and having a hard time making eye contact doesn't necessarily make you autistic. Not everything is autism.

No. 953896

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With all the filters she thinks she looks like a high class Russian escort but she actually looks like a bloated junkie prostitute dragged out of the Hudson after a week.

I was playing Bitlife (I know) and this bitch would not leave me alone. It was so perfect. Her name, the sunglasses, the fact she died at 60 from an OD.

I can't even sage, is there a glitch rn?(derailing, unsaged)

No. 953901

>>953883
I'm shocked she would wear platform shoes

No. 953912

>>953844
The red bra makes a comeback!

No. 953913

>>953901
Those a Uggs? Barely platform shoes, more like slippers?

No. 953942

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She keeps this filter on even when she’s not taking a picture of her face. It’s like she can’t bare to accidentally see herself without the filter on

No. 953949

>>953942
her hair is so patchy looking

No. 953953

>>953949
Yeah, and some of it looks actually purple, and some not. It's funny that she thinks her hair is some kind of accomplishment. Most ppl have hair. It grows if you let it.

No. 953955

>>953942
her hair by her face straight up look like cobwebs

No. 953958

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Same shit different day. “No makeup except for the makeup I’m wearing here here and here”

No. 953959

>>953958
Is this the Ddlg, 'Daddy, I fink I wet my diapey' face that she's doing here? The eyebrows look…great. And, no makeup here, except for the makeup and the strong filter erasing all her freckles & giving her facial surgery.

No. 953964

>>953958
i love her drug induced delusion that she’s gonna somehow become a beauty influencer.

No. 953965

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>>953958
The extra layer of petroleum + the filter/light + her hair being pulled back is giving renaissance or dutch painting vibes. Sorry, nonas & Peter Paul Rubens.

No. 953978

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>>953913
Nah, she hasn't been lucky enough to find the magical dumpster that gives her Uggs in her size. These are just ugly knockoffs from amazon, definetly platforms, and the reviews say they're hard to walk in because the sole doesn't bend whatsoever. So imagine this behemoth clomping thru the streets of New York, already can't walk right because she's high and too busy staring at her reflection, and then in too-small shoes that don't bend. Kek

No. 954013

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No. 954014

>>954013
Does she mean this post is to try to make her feel hot? Like, for validation?….
Also, Luna, how's that ketamine therapy going that you totally are gonna qualify for, and that GLP-1 weight loss med you also totally will qualify for?

No. 954016

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No. 954017

>>954014
Yes lol, Tuna is very open about posting pictures because she wants validation. One of the big cow moments in her career was when Roger died and in the midst of her supposed depression she posted selfies asking people to compliment her because she was “sad”. This was a man she insisted she viewed as her ‘real’ dad, kek.

No. 954018

>>954016
Wth is that next to her, the big brown thing? I like how it's angled to cut off part of her large waistline. Also love her 'Durr…what?' overbite mouth that she thinks is so sexy.
>>954017
That is the most juvenile way of posting, openly asking for compliments. When will she grow out of the widdle teen girl act?

No. 954020

>>954016
She's so lucky that she doesn't seem to have gained any fat in her face and hands. If she stuck to posting selfies from the shoulder up, no one would know that she's extremely overweight. She might even be able to take pictures of her tits and face for dope money if she hid her midsection and arms. Like why she gotta tell on herself with all these unflattering pictures? While I can't say for sure, I feel like she could grift for more money if she didn't expose herself as the sloppy obese creature she is.

No. 954035

>>954018
kek she's leaning against the dresser to dry and hide her back-gut/shelf-ass. Unreal.

No. 954036

>>954020
her body is definitely proportional to her weight. she’s not like amberlynn where her tiny ass head looks ridiculous on her planet sized body. if luna just worked out she might even look okay with extra pounds on her.

No. 954037

>>954036
>Luna working out
About as likely as her getting sober or getting a job

No. 954038

>>954036
Lol. You haven't seen a full body pic of her, she's just decent at angling and posing her pictures. Where's the pink car pic, and she's even bigger now…

No. 954039

>>954036
i mean yeah if she wasn’t a dirty junkie living in squalor with a gross older man, she might have the motivation to work out, have better hygiene, and look less like a crack whore but i mean… she’s a cow for a reason - nancy spungen vibes except she’s attached to lurch instead of being a groupie

No. 954042

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>>954018
>>954035
no, she is actually laying down on her bed and that object is setting next to her on the bed. It is creating sort of an optical illusion.

No. 954046

So fat and still no boobs.

No. 954052

>>954042
Yes but what is it that's laying next to her and hiding some fat?

No. 954053

>>954052
I think it may be, like someone else said here, too the corner of a table, and she's laying on her back on her bed, w/ the table next to her. The tabletop looks really weird, but I think it might be a plastic-y table w/ some kind of wood-like fake wood printed pattern, kind of on top of it?

No. 954056

>>954052
It's a nightstand. She'd on the bed behind it. What I wanna know is if I'm really seeing her show off her nasty tea-bag looking pillow here? >>954013 By her hair? If it's a pillow it actually looks moldy

No. 954061

>954056
I can't tell if that's a nasty pillow or some kind of faded floral print or stuffed animal. Bc it looks too purple/pink to be a gross pillow, which usually looks just tan, beige stained.

No. 954065

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No. 954066

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No. 954067

>>954065
She has dermatitis of some kind & it won't go away w/ aquaphor. Does she rly just think it's a random dry patch, no cause? See a derm for free. And who tf is that? Different person in every pic, & it's never her.

No. 954069

>>954066
Too poor to get more? There's no way she paid for them. Just steal another pack.

No. 954071

>>954066
>I got caught stealing so I can't steal for a while.

No. 954077

>>954065
Luna your skin always looks like shit. I can't believe she's so proud of this patchy-ass blue-and-yellow hair lmao it looks so awful.

>>954073

topkek at "sugar shovels" but I gotta disagree–her fingers look fat AF and it shows in every fatty's hands. dimples and discoloration around knuckles, phalanges thick as fuck. Her hands look as fat as the rest of her, she just tries to only show the tops of her fingers with really long nails to create the illusion of semi-normal hands. Plus her hands and Lurch's are always swollen from shooting up, which certainly doesn't help.

No. 954079

>>954077
You're wrong. Her face and hands don't look nearly as obese as she actually is.

No. 954081

>>954065
one eye is trying to look at the camera, the other is trying to escape

No. 954084

my favorite lunaism/lurchism is how he lies about his age by 3 years and she goes along with it despite every hospital bracelet hes ever had saying 1979… i don't even get why a man would lie about his age by such a small margin. he has a really bad pathological lying problem. and lunas picked it up by association.

No. 954085

>>954079
Nta, but Its because tuna is so tall. She may be obese class 2, but all that weight is centered on her body. She still absolutely has that unmistakeble fat hand and face look. But she isnt to the "all fat girls look the same in the face" point yet because she would need to be in like obesity class 3 or higher just because she NOT ONLY is tall, but also has a "large frame" so of course her hands and face arent super revealing on her true weight. Shes a freak and she has always somewhat known that. Lmfao

No. 954086

>>954065
What excuse will she come up w/ when it's her 'summer dry patch'? Bc it's not dry skin, and not likely to go away by slapping petroleum jelly on it.

No. 954087

>>954079
The fact that you can look at >>954042 or >>953883 and say her hands/fingers don't look obese is wild to me. She wears long skinny nails to create an illusion of thin fingers but I see fatty hands. Everyone's entitled to their opinion though, I'm not trying to bicker with you. I just se fatty hands kek.

What I really want is more info on the outcome of the arrest! I'd kill to see that mugshot, lol. I assume she'll get a slap on the wrist/community service or something but I'm interested to see where the "Tuna's got a record now" saga goes.

No. 954092

>>954087
So was she actually arrested, taken to jail, booked and released with a court date? Or was she just detained at the store/in the cop car and then released with a ticket/court date? Can you tell by the court record?

No. 954104

Medfag

She has periorbital / perioral dermatitis. She has had it for ages. Lotions will temp make the crust look less bad but without clindamycin it'll never resolve.

No. 954106

>>954104
not medfag and truly asking because I’m stunned there hasn’t been a an orbital cellulitis saga that she tries to treat herself or play off and am curious- what makes you say dermatitis over cellulitis? That’s it’s more eczemaish from her description and she’s slapping random irritants on her face 24/7? Her living conditions and hygiene scream cellulitis to me vs her skincare/skinabuse catching up and ngl im shocked she hasn’t gotten a severe infection yet

No. 954113

>>954106
Ntayrt, but slapping irritants on your face doesn't give you orbital cellulitis, tho. If she had that, it'd be an ever increasing infection that was extremely dangerous. It looks like dermatitis to me bc it's just a little skin rash that persists endlessly, not dangerous, painful, and getting worse and worse till she's in danger of death.

No. 954116

>>954066
>>954069
Why doesn’t she actually put them under her eye like you’re supposed to? It sucks that she’s had no no one to teach her that, but you will eventually gotta learn whether you do or not. If she is paying for them. She’s wasting her money if she is stealing them, she is wasting her time. It’s not gonna have nearly the effect it’s supposed to.

No. 954117

>>954106
she has had cellulitis before she tried to edit it out on a medchart sheet but it was still visible

No. 954121

>>954066
what the hell is above her bridge piercing? makeup caked up into two balls on either side of her bridge?

No. 954122

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No. 954123

>>954122
What makes her continue to shave off the outer parts of her brows?? Looks hilarious! And why does she look like a little bridge troll, here, w/ her proportions?

No. 954124

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No. 954125

>>954122
The thick layer of fat around her face is completely consuming any features she once had. I know people say this a lot but she has never looked more like sloth from the goonies >>954122

No. 954128

>>954113
Sorry I think I wrote it weirdly- I was asking if the irritants/patchy rash are what is making it seem like dermatitis to dr. nona over her living conditions and hygiene being a cause for cellulitis since both are factors, or if she was just going by presentation entirely. it’s just impressive to me when doctors can look at rashes specifically on the spot and gauge what it is, since they can overlap/present so similarly and I’m being autistic lol
>>954117
oh damn I forgot about that- that when she wanted to brag that she had an eating disorder in her records right? I can’t believe she’s been like this for so long

No. 954130

>>954121
That's where her old rejected bridge piercing used to be. She got it redone.

No. 954137

>>954117
Yes she's had cellulitis where she's shot up.

This is the same crust she's had in perpetuity around her mouth.

No. 954148

>>954122
Holy shit she’s massive. Her arm is giant plus her butt shelf. I’m surprised she uploaded these because she usually contorts herself in strange angles to appear slimmer

No. 954150

>>954148
Her giant shelf ass makes her think she has a tiny waist and therefore is slim thick kek
>>954122
jfc the fat hanging over her knee

No. 954153

>>954128
Cellulitis doesn't really look like a rash so much as red, swollen and puffy.

I have known a few "functional" (more so than Luna, at least) hard drug users over the years who developed eczema-like rashes that cleared up when they quit. Could be that the additional stress on the body causes these issues to flare or could be all the extra toxic shit the drugs are cut with(medfagging)

No. 954155

>>954122
Is her hair purple on purpose? If so why not the ends?

No. 954156

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Shoes off in a public toilet!!!!!!!

No. 954158

>>954156
mirror reflection

No. 954159

>>954156
I think that's just her reflection in the mirror making her fake Uggs look placed not right on her feet. Looks like she's in the methadone clinic bathroom, bc the sign on the wall says 'program' something. Wonder if she got pee tested, since she says she 'never' does, or if she just was peeing/admiring herself. Not that being clean or dirty effects her much, in her case.

No. 954167

>>954124
Her eye looks kinda fucked. It's drooping, and she's saying it's "just a dry patch"? >>954065 it looks like she got clocked.

No. 954168

>>954124
Does anyone know why she shaves off the outer parts of her brows, genuinely? Does she think they are 'imperfect' how they grow in? I think the only way she cd think this looks better is the over-confidence from being high. It looks genuinely hilarious. Do ppl not burst into laughter? How can she walk around like that? It looks like she even filled in the inner part, but left the other half totally bare!

No. 954170

>>954168
it's definitely her being high. she used to do her eyeliner terrible too, just crooked thick smears going nearly to her ears. idk if she genuinely just doesn't care after she comes down and sees how it looks or if she's truly so burnt out that she sees nothing wrong with it.

No. 954172

File: 1741406479402.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1290x2168, IMG_3132.jpeg)

This has been her Instagram caption on her last 4 pictures of herself

No. 954177

>>954155
she's just using purple shampoo or whatever else and the hair is too fucked to hold that pigment consistently in her hair

No. 954185

>>954124
Jesus she looks about 40

No. 954192

>>954185
That's mean to 40 year olds.

No. 954197

File: 1741459854276.jpeg (809.31 KB, 1290x1292, IMG_2148.jpeg)

always a trip finding a cows post unintentionally

No. 954198

>>954197
So weird how she still thinks being a junkie is a 'mood.' You'd think the mystique would be broken her her by now, bc she can see there's nothing beautiful about that lifestyle now. Bc of her BPD, she always tries to act like she's a character in a book, I think, describing her 'lore' & 'quirky' characteristics like it's a character development exercise in English class. Is living in roach infested filth & poverty really that romantic still, to her, or does she just think she can convince others it really is?

No. 954199

>>954197
Her and TND have a lot more in common than I thought

No. 954200

File: 1741462090589.jpeg (1.72 MB, 1290x2207, IMG_3133.jpeg)

Such skinny hands!

No. 954201

>>954200
holy shit her feet are like bear paws she’s fucking huge

No. 954203

>>954200
For only $32 min. or a little more, she could've gotten an actual suede & sheep's wool pair of off brand Uggs on Amazon. I bet she couldn't swing the extra $12. Must suck to be that broke, huh? Wonder if someone paid her in an Amazon gift card for her 'sexy' content.

No. 954206

>>954200
whoever said shes lucky she has skinny hands must be huge.

No. 954213

File: 1741467921854.jpeg (1.12 MB, 1290x1730, IMG_3134.jpeg)


No. 954223

File: 1741476115755.jpg (64.33 KB, 861x1000, 512N2N0BJjL._AC_UY1000_.jpg)

>>954200
Lobster mitts

No. 954224

>>954123
>>954168
Sometimes people do that when they regularly fill in the ends, usually to create an arch or to just generally accentuate naturally thin brow tails. Her makeup skills have always been piss poor though, so idk why she does this just to make the most unappealing and wildly uneven brows possible kek.

No. 954225

>>954168
she says she's unhappy with the shape of them naturally so she shaves them off. why she thinks it looks better idk.

No. 954226

>>954222
Sometimes on her pics, it looks like she then fills in the inner part that still has hair, but doesn't fill in the outer part at all. Is that just the filter doing that, thinking that's her whole eyebrow? Would a filter do that…?

No. 954228

File: 1741476724362.jpg (1.41 MB, 2880x2880, 20250308_233018.jpg)

>>953832
She reminds me of Genie Wiley.

No. 954229

>>954226
If it's freshly shaved and the filters are working overtime (as per usual with her), they can definitely appear airbrushed to the point of looking weirdly half-erased. The filters seem to struggle with her "unique" features and she's too vain, dumb, and high to care kek.

No. 954231

>>954228
This is a starkly chilling physical comparison… I instantly knew which pic was gonna be referenced upon seeing Gene Wiley on the homepage, fuck.

No. 954235

>>954231
Why does she remind you both of Genie Wiley? I know her story, but the only similarity I see is the t-rex arms and being unkempt.

No. 954238

>>954235
For me it's mostly in the first pic on the left where they have similar-ish posturing, bob cuts, and dresses, but they also share the same empty-eyed vacancy you'd only see in either a literal feral child or a gormless addict permanently stuck in arrested development.

No. 954239

File: 1741479904518.png (186.57 KB, 1492x740, Screenshot 2025-03-08 at 7.23.…)

in case anyone ever wanted an old school tuna hair tutorial (sarcasm)

No. 954242

File: 1741481787481.jpeg (1.66 MB, 1290x2291, IMG_3141.jpeg)


No. 954243

File: 1741482481180.png (518.02 KB, 971x1111, courtney.png)

>>954239
you should have included the reference image she replied to

No. 954245

>>954242
…WHAT!? How can this even be?! Those eyebrows are so off center and hilariously bad. This artiste, here, has to be joking!

No. 954246

>>954242
kek those brows make her look like a character in a Japanese horror story

No. 954247

File: 1741485209338.jpg (394.58 KB, 1079x2011, Screenshot_20250308_175144_Red…)


No. 954250

>>954243
why? i think if we're itt we know what courtney love looks like. why would i care to post some teenagers post that luna replied to if you don't even need the context to understand

No. 954251

>>954250
Maybe bc Courtney loves hair here definitely isn't achieved by "not washing it, bleaching it into damaged oblivion, and violently thrashing your head up and down" like tuna suggests lmaoooooo. All you need is a curling iron/straightner and dry shampoo

No. 954254

>>954247
So weird seeing her posting on that account after being silent there for 6 months
So her reddit account are: funeral1996, edgeofhell82 and antichrist45. There's probably more out there, if any of you brave souls are up to go around nude selling subs.

No. 954277

>>954251
I never had any desire to look like Courtney Love, I actually got like a wolf cut lol but it’s definitely not low maintenance I def had a Courtney Love phase in my teens tho(unsaged blogging)

No. 954278

>>954247
She should feel silly, bc self-harm is usually not done by adults. I wonder how much of it is an emotional manipulation tool used on Lurch & her parents, tho, like 'Don't be mean to Luna–she might cut herself!'

No. 954279

>>954278
she has such a bad case of arrested development. we all know this but the drug use and her romanticizing of drug addicts and bpd has only stagnated her growth into an actual person.
imagine being almost 30 and openly posting in forums for mostly teenagers about shoplifting, cutting yourself, and bragging about how damaged your hair is. it’s really skeevy.
this shit doesn’t get cuter the old you get. it’s only cute when you’re 22, even then it’s pushing it.

No. 954281

>>954254
How long before you think she’ll start making the accounts talk to each other?

No. 954302

>>954247
she's such a liar. she's been "cutting" herself since her very first thread.

No. 954337

>>954302
yea shes been actively self harming for years like did she forget about the time she "accidentally" stabbed herself…. plus all the other times in the last couple years she "relapsed" on self harm. its one of the few things shes been consistent with, along with being fat, doing drugs, being dirty as fuck, and begging for cheap cheap items online.

No. 954357

>>954281
I'm surprised she hasn't accidentally replied to herself already.

No. 954362

>>954357
Interestingly, of all the cows to sockpuppet themselves I don't think Luna does it. I don't recall her having any known sockpuppet accounts she engages with, she doesn't really send herself any hate or praise even on anon. She rambles into the void but she's not making up responses.

No. 954365

>>954362
she clearly did on tumblr anon asks but that's easy.

No. 954373

File: 1741696523567.jpg (192.35 KB, 1080x2061, 1000009190.jpg)

>>953828
She really does. This is my first time seeing her sideprofile, she never shows it in her selfies kek

No. 954376

File: 1741702573492.jpeg (1.68 MB, 1290x2289, IMG_3156.jpeg)


No. 954380

>>954376
Knock-off Uggs are always great for working out in. Breathable and ideal for working up a sweat in.

No. 954381

File: 1741708323925.jpeg (949.6 KB, 1290x1983, IMG_3157.jpeg)

Goddamn she is BIG.

No. 954383

>>954373
Maybe she was really Lurch all along. She does look just like a Simpsons character.

No. 954384

>>954381
I feel like those are Lurch's sweatpants, bc she had nothing 'clean' to wear & thinks that's romantic. Where's this amazing waist-to-hip ratio she brags about?

No. 954385

>>954384
More like fridge block waist to ass-shelf ratio

No. 954386

>>954381
When you're not sure if she has something in her pocket or if it's just fat.

No. 954391

File: 1741723631159.jpeg (805.88 KB, 1290x1756, IMG_2189.jpeg)


No. 954392

>>954391
kekkkk was she advertising selling nudes on facebook or something?

No. 954393

>>954391
'laughing at me for what' and then 'lmao' right after that? Why would she be laughing her ass off bc someone just told her they're not at all interested & just making fun of her? But Luna always writes like that, I guess. Why does she then post this online for everyone to see her humiliation? She thinks ppl will rush in feeling bad w/ $$$, right? Delulu, thy name is Luna.

No. 954394

>>954393
She probably thinks she really clapped back in this convo and she’ll show the people who laugh at her but more secretly.

No. 954395

File: 1741730681763.jpeg (542.33 KB, 1290x1186, IMG_2190.jpeg)

constantly trying to cope with the fact her mouth is rotting lol.

No. 954396

>>954395
ma'am, when your body is your product as a 'tute, you probably want to at least TRY to give people the impression you wash and brush..

No. 954397

>>954395
The irony! Luna in each pic is like 'new character unlocked,' bc she uses such strong filters. It's not normal for your front tooth to be devitalized & for you to just leave it like that. It's dead. I think being around the methadone clinic ppl all the time, you might start to think having nasty teeth is normal. But it's not. We have access to dentists, and if you floss & brush daily, your teeth will not look rotten. She tries to hide her nastiness behind fake activism.

No. 954399

>>954395
Tuna. Just because your crest white strips don't work on your brown teeth that you won't floss or regularly brush doesn't mean that other people shouldn't have white, perfect teeth. It's just what they want. She's mad because she can't achieve a decent/cute "look" and style, probably.

No. 954401

>>954395
Not only is she coping, she’s lying to herself. Luna would give anything to be adored and admired for her beauty. She wants to be the kind of woman who is 'effortlessly' thin and conventionally attractive, but now she’s criticising it? Get real! Anyone who knows anything about her can see she’s starving for attention and validation.

No. 954402

>>954395
Your teeth aren’t meant to be brown and dead either tuna. When’s the last time she’s seen a dentist I wonder?

No. 954403

>>954395
Tuna, brush your goddamn teeth. She's so vile, someone at the clinic must have fainted when she opened her mouth and the stench of rot and fossilized tartar wafted out. Tuna could get into a halitosis fight with a hippo and win.

No. 954405

>>954381
How could she posts this? If this is the one that she chose, what did the deleted ones look like?!!

No. 954409

>>954381
genuinely, i don't know how she survives everyday. i mean i know how she does (drugs) but goddamn. no degree, no actual job experience, no home, no money, no friends, a cheating z-rate horror movie monster of a boyfriend, sickly cats that don't like her. atp she's a cockroach. the world keeps beating her down and somehow she survives.

No. 954411

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No. 954413

File: 1741761281153.jpg (95.16 KB, 573x492, 1000033038.jpg)

>>954411
The audacity of her constantly using the "clean" filter when her septum jewelry is this caked with filth.

No. 954417

>>954411
Is it normal for your boob crack to reach your clavicle

No. 954419

>>954413
Is that leftover foundation? What the fuck

No. 954420

>>954417
It's just bc she has so much extra padding on her body, that the 'cleavage' reaches all the way up there. It's like a foot long!

No. 954422

>>954419
Probably a mix of foundation and snot

No. 954424

>>954413
that is fucking disgusting jesus christ tuna.
>>954411
and what are those black dots on her chin/neck area? blackheads? straight up dirt? they're definitely not freckles…

No. 954425

>>954413
This is infinitely worse than when she drank her own piss.
I’m going to be sick

No. 954426

File: 1741792022394.png (3.66 MB, 1290x2796, IMG_3168.png)

Her entire life is just “feeling hot today” “not feeling hot today”

No. 954428

>>954426
Showcasing new or old SH on her arm? Also, the redness of her “dry eye patch” is concerning. I wish she would just see someone about it for some topical antibiotics or something, but I also had wished she’d get pumpkin to a vet or take care of her nail fungus too, so..

No. 954429

>>954424
Omg, what are those black dots?! I hadn't noticed them. Is that black hairs growing in, like stubble, that was shaved?? Or just dirt?

No. 954430

>>954429
>>954424
i've noticed for the past couple years shes always had that black residue on her neck and chin its hella nasty but i have no clue what it could be. in the past i thought maybe residue from bandages but she never has any bandages on.

No. 954435

>>954429
They look like blackheads to me

No. 954436

>>954435
Same anon here, and I don't think they are, bc they look too long to me, the ones right at her jawbone. They're coming off her skin by a couple mm's, like hairs. Other parts just look like black dots, but some are long. Wd she grow black facial hair? She has bright red pubes & facial hair color can be darker. Ppl w/ PCOS grow facial hair sometimes & maybe that's why she's said she 'needs' to have facial razors on hand (she said for her brows, but maybe for more.)

No. 954439

File: 1741804146496.png (290.4 KB, 627x466, Screenshot 2025-03-12 11.26.51…)

>>954435
For comparison, here's a medical pic of a woman w/ PCOS who has facial hair growth. See how the pattern matches where Luna's 'black dots' are, right along the jawline but not higher on the chin?

No. 954440

>>954436
>>954439
they dont look like hairs tho theyre too irregularly shaped. more like dirt/residue/fibers that sticks to her face because of all the goop she puts on. or maybe blackheads? i remember other addicts in her old threads saying they got these gross black things in their skin when they did drugs because of all the shit its cut with. so maybe that?

No. 954444

>>954426
Her face looks very strange on this picture

No. 954446

>>954439
I don't think it's facial hair because it goes far down her neck onto her chest a bit as well. The big one on her chin looks like one of those giant nasty blackheads that you would see on a dirty old man in those blackhead removal videos kek.
Holy fuck she is so grody, between the black dots and the months worth of gunk on her nose ring. Absolutely filthy

No. 954449

>>954429
It's black gunk from her necklace and blackheads likely caused by her dirty necklace.

No. 954450

File: 1741821913540.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1290x1943, IMG_3173.jpeg)


No. 954451

>>954450
the hint of black nail under her press on

No. 954452

File: 1741825272291.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1290x1996, IMG_2207.jpeg)


No. 954453

>>954452
God DAMN those teeth! That's a really old pic, right? Why does it look like her dead roof is also chipped there? No way she got that fixed, bc it's expensive & they wouldn't cosmetically repair a chipped dead tooth.

No. 954454

>>954452
as he's passed out in the background lmao girl you changed it yourself

No. 954455

>>954452
fucked up teeth aside it’s crazy how bad she’s gotten at makeup. Her eyebrows look normal and her eye makeup looks nice. And this was before she discovered face altering filters I’m pretty sure
If I didn’t know who they were I would think it’s a pretty cute picture

No. 954456

>>954452
The sheer audacity of her to post that teeth rant in earnest when her mouth looks like that. And I guarantee once she falls asleep, he's changing his background back to hide her from the girls he creeps on when he's out prowling the streets. Look through his contacts, Tuna.

No. 954464

>>954428
How many days since she posted Pumpkin at all? We need a counter like with the chair. That poor cat.

No. 954467

>>954452
is this pic old? its the nicest shes looked in a while

No. 954469

>>954467
Yeah if I were tuna I’d wonder why he chose a pic of me when I was much younger, thinner and cleaner. But didn’t she wake up one morning and caught him staring at a baby tuna pic too? What a creep.

No. 954482

>>954436
The shit on her chin looks like it could be a blackhead but the stuff on her neck look like skin tags or moles. The way they blend into the freckling and sun damage in her cleavage isn't something you'd typically see in a woman under 45

No. 954484

File: 1741885564357.png (48.55 KB, 218x164, Screenshot 2025-03-13 10.03.29…)

Why does she have little butt checks on her top lip? I know some have said it's from her teeth pushing her lip out, but I don't think that'd cause that. I've never seen that on anyone else. So weird.

No. 954487

>>954452
celebrating something like this after the length of time they’ve been together is genuinely sad, I wish she could see that.

No. 954489

>>954484
my tinfoil is that she was born with a cleft lip/palate but who knows. shes always had it.

No. 954493

>>954489
If she were born w/ a cleft palate, we'd have heard about it, I bet. She likes to claim every injury & disability she can, and a cleft palate wd be a genuinely tragic type of not-her-fault condition she'd love to claim. She considers herself disabled & that'd be another great reason to add to her list of why it's all not her fault.

No. 954502

>>954493
eh it might be embarassing because its a deformity like how shayna kept quiet about her boob job online for years.

No. 954506

File: 1741905873406.jpeg (737.32 KB, 1116x1162, IMG_3259.jpeg)

she looks kind of deformed in this baby picture, but i cant tell if its her hand in front of her face

No. 954507

>>954506
Wow, her mom definitely now has had the classic facial changes that come w/ extensive tooth loss, like the witch chin that juts forward in a point, the shortened facial height. In more recent pics compared to here, it's so clear.

No. 954508

File: 1741909275410.jpeg (1.37 MB, 1290x2180, IMG_3184.jpeg)

>>954506
I think that’s her hand in front of her face, in the baby picture here her lips look normal and there’s no scar or anything

No. 954509

File: 1741912367680.jpeg (1.69 MB, 1290x2294, IMG_3186.jpeg)

It’s a video of the fire alarm going off but is that a broom in the corner?! I’m literally shocked.

No. 954510

>>954509
It's probably just used to pound on the ceiling when the crackheads are wiling out. They have so much shit piled in that room, there's not even a floor to sweep.

No. 954511

>>954510
kek the broom head is probably the cleanest thing in that room

No. 954522

>>954509
I guarantee it's to remove the kitty litter Pumpkin tracks out of her litter box from their 3 square feet of open floor space because walking directly through it is uncomfortable on their feet. There's no actual cleaning happening.

No. 954529

>>954506
you could've told me this was Luna with dyed brown hair and id believe you. thanks to the drug use she now looks exactly like her mum. Bet she's thrilled about that lmao

No. 954530

File: 1741978273709.jpeg (1.67 MB, 1290x2287, IMG_3196.jpeg)


No. 954532

>>954530
Oh, for her torn meniscus…? Interesting. She never complains of knee pain, specifically. Is it from her Cotton Eye Joe incident, I wonder? Or wear and tear from being fat?

No. 954534

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No. 954535

File: 1741984707186.jpeg (1.56 MB, 1290x1850, IMG_3198.jpeg)

so funny how she has a way of “finding” something every time she goes out. blown in from the wind, thrown in a dumpster, left on a park bench, etc

No. 954538

>>954534
That knockoff Tiffany's heart necklace is absolutely disgusting. It's BLACK and rusty looking, when it's supposed to look silver. She is so gross, I will never understand.

No. 954542

>>954426
she really needs to retire the duckface.

No. 954543

File: 1741994270688.jpg (639.91 KB, 2256x1080, Screenshot_20250314_161532_Sam…)

What in the blackhead, skin tag hell is this nightmare on her gobble?

No. 954546

File: 1741997989670.jpeg (897.72 KB, 1290x2314, IMG_2227.jpeg)

back to e grifting on facebook for more cheap cheap junk

No. 954548

>>954546
lol as soon as I posted this the page refreshed and a “lovely friend” ordered her new ones

No. 954549

>>954546
I know these things smell insane

No. 954550

>>954548
I wonder if that's a male who simps for her for some unknown, bizarre reason, like they don't understand that filters make her into a whole different person, and the person they're seeing in the pics/video literally doesn't exist. Or a female 'lovely friend' who maybe also has a crush on her? I just can't imagine why anyone else would spend $30 on her for nothing in return.

No. 954555

>>954546
Only thirty dollars for some ear weights from amazon. She should ask for $30 in quarters and some soap so she can go wash laundry or something. She's never done laundry one single time in the history of these threads and I'd bet money on that.

No. 954557

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No. 954558

>>954550
she surprisingly and disgustingly enough has quite a few male simps on facebook consistently complimenting her and commenting on her posts
a few weeks back she posted she accepted a ton of follower requests / added a ton of randos and the majority are all men.
I really do wonder if they’re “clients” or what I can’t imagine anyone actually paying to see her nudes that can be found on reddit for free. and I can’t imagine luna forming friendships with anyone unless there was some type of monetary benefit

No. 954559

>>954557
Government health insurance pays for a surgery like this? Idk what she cares about getting her knee fixed for. Pain pills and ass pats? She doesn't walk around or move at all.

No. 954560

>>954558
I'm pretty sure those men were making fun of her…

No. 954562

>>954560
not really, if you go through her account right now they are all praising her, complimenting her and giving asspats and going as far as telling her her rotten teeth are totally fine, socially acceptable, and “cute”
the facebook post where she posted the screenshots of the guy making fun of her has 40 plus comments of people telling her to “ignore the haters!!” and saying her sex work is super valid!!1!1
she’s been posting more on facebook than any of her other socials and it’s clear it’s because she’s getting the attention and validation she so desperately craves on there

No. 954563

>>954558
They wouldn't give her any pain meds that would make surgery worth it. She'd be crazy if she doesn't know that atp. Maybe it's to be 'poor widdle me' again? That's a weird choice. And yeah, free gov't insurance covers really just about any & everything.

No. 954567

>>954535
she straight up goes out and takes people's shit. doesnt seem to matter if its in a store or at a park, she stealing. she cant even use this skill for anything practical since all she steals is dumb materialistic shit for herself. rarely anything for lurch, nothing for pumpkin, nothing for the apartment. she steals like middle schooler. tuna please steal cleaning supplies lmao
>>954543
she doesnt shower so she has gunk all over her and tons of blackheads.
>>954562
anon, did you consider some are gassing up an obvious junkie. yes some are deranged enough to have a parasocial relationship with luna, but some people like seeing a train wreck going (like us but we don't interact)

No. 954571

>>954506
you could've told me this was Luna with dyed brown hair and id believe you. thanks to the drug use she now looks exactly like her mum. Bet she's thrilled about that lmao

No. 954574

>>954571
We heard you the first time and no one cares. Her mother was much prettier than tuna's ugly ass

No. 954575

>>954574
also much skinnier, comparing her to her mom in the 90s is way too much of a compliment to her. she looks more like her mom in present day.

No. 954576

>>954484
she has rabbit front teeth >>954373 covered in gunk and limescale that her lip adheres to. each buttcheek is pulled down by 1 bucktooth. took me a while to figure that one out

No. 954577

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No. 954578

>>954576
That makes a lot of sense. Thank you. Some fent can be cut w/ stuff that gives a crazy dry mouth at times, too. Not always, but some cut used causes that to an extreme.

No. 954579

>>954484
She uses a filter to try to add volume to her lips, which ends up elongating those lines and cracks.

No. 954580

>>954575
the mum looks like “this girl might be kind of cute if she wasn’t a junkie”
Luna looks like “what the actual hell, is this Sasquatch in a wig”

l(learn2integrate)

No. 954582

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No. 954583

>>954582
Oh, honey….no. Please put those things away. I like tits, but you can keep your dirty lumps to yourself. Is she for real? Who likes them being out? Degenerate homeless men?

No. 954585

>>954582
that is because you center your life around men tuna…. if you had any strong female friendships that you didnt use for monetary gain you might feel a bit better.

No. 954589

>>954535
That doesn't even look like something someone would decorate their lawn with. It looks like something someone would leave at a grave. Is she stealing from cemeteries again?

>>954577
Luna sweetie, you are "engaged" to a man who would do the same, but without the degree? Wasn't she only like 16 when her and lurch started seeing eachother?

No. 954590

>>954589
NGL, more grave-robbing was my first thought when I saw that.

No. 954591

>>954589
I wonder if she uses the phrases of 'blew in from someone's lawn' and 'found it in a dumpster' as a way to speak in code to other ppl who steal as a hobby, like since she's in those groups on Reddit talking about shoplifting. Forums online use phrases like 'my pet monkey took xyz drugs' instead of themselves to avoid incrimination & it's the same kind of cutesy phrasing that maybe the in-crowd is meant to know what she really means.

No. 954611

>>954582
did she think the moids who buy her filthy content do it because they like her personality? when you spend your time conversing with disgusting men in exchange for pennies and a brief attention boost it tends to fuck with your self esteem long term

No. 954617

>>954582
I really like the grey she achives when she put the filter on. Like, the mega bleached is good on her even if it's not GOOD.
Hair aside, I'm still not over how fat she is. Maybe she should just try crack again

No. 954619

>>954574
My bad I refreshed the page and ended up accidentally posting twice

No. 954622

>>954577
There's not an 'X' big enough.

No. 954627

>>954591
thats definitely what shes doing. thats popular on all the lifting subreddits shes in. plus she literally even puts quotes around them sometimes.

No. 954628

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No. 954629

>>954546
Why is having jewelry in her ears a necessity, that made her cry when they broke? I can't imagine having my self-esteem be so fragile that not wearing earrings destroys me. Or I need to have men 'like me' bc my cleavage is showing. Or my day is ruined bc a pretty woman dared to exist near me. Same w/ having dark roots throwing her into a tailspin. Doesn't she see how unsustainable and shallow that makes her sense of self?

No. 954631

>>954629
since her ears are stretched, if you leave the jewelry out too long the hole shrinks and you have to stretch all the way up again. i assume she was just freaking out about having to do that but she could just put different jewelry in, though i can't remember if she actually has different ones or not. im also trying to apply logic to a junkie here so grain of salt

No. 954634

>>954631
Yeah, she probably doesn't own any jewelery in the right size tho. I remember shoving a tampon in my ear when I lost my jewelery at school kek. Looking for a temporary quirky item to put in your stretched earlobe is very much a fun and junkie friendly activity Tuna, get creative kek. She has soo many useless knick knacks too(blogposting)

No. 954639

>>954631
She for sure has light pink marble ones that she's showed off semi-recently. What gets me is the fact that she chose $30 ones, said they were "only" $30, when she can just get something basic for under $10 if she really needed it. But I guess it's someone else's money so… Too bad she can't be bothered to try and have someone pay for her dying cats vet visit.

No. 954654

>>954557
Orthos dont like performing knee surgeries on people who are 100lbs+ overweight. Can't wait to see where this goes, she might get lectured by an ortho about her hugeness, or even denied the surgery depending on how big she is.

No. 954658

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>funeral thing
Thought it just happened to blow in from someone’s yard? Grave robbing confirmed?

No. 954659

>>954658
What does she mean 'the back is just styrofoam'? Is there styrofoam on the back of the flowers? And is that something that's on the back of things from graves…? Did she record herself or admit to stealing from graves before? Bc now I see I think she likes the so-cool dark aesthetic of having ppl's grave decorations on her wall.

No. 954660

>>954659
She's very obviously stolen grave decorations before, yes. This is the kind of thing people hang on a grave, it's fake flowers with a styrofoam backing. Grave-robbing def confirmed via that photo caption in >>954658

No. 954668

>>954658
Stealing from a grave is next level klepto shit

No. 954669

>>954668
Shows she has no regard for other ppl's feelings. She wants every one to be nice to her, go easy on her, feel empathy bc she's just a disabled victim of addiction, but when she does stuff like this it shows she doesn't mind disrespecting ppl who are mourning the loss of their loved one, and that person's memory, just for a cheap trinket that means nothing to her, but so much to the person who left it there for symbolic reasons.

No. 954672

>>954628
i pay £10 for pharma grade 1mg xanax in London , but get 3 for £20 etc(sage your shit/blogging)

No. 954689

>>954668
The flower style is the kind that usually gets used on the side of the road where there was a car accident. So she probably stole it from the site of where someone literally died.

No. 954694

>>954669
Yeah but like, how retarded and sad must your life be that you get a rush from taking a plastic decoration off of a grave. It isn't valuable, it isn't meant to be a decoration for your home. It's like stealing the occupancy doorknob sign from a hotel door, except more bleak.

No. 954701

>>954694
True! But that 'No Not Disturb' sign doesn't mean anything to anyone. When she steals grave trinkets, I don't think she steals it because of the meaning, & that she wants to be rebellious in that way or hurt anyone necessarily, but that she doesn't even think about how it might bother someone who left it there to know that someone stole it for no reason just for funsies & hung it on their wall. She doesn't even consider that the feelings of others exist, I think, rather than trying to hurt others' feelings by taking it. That's my theory, anyway.

No. 954708

>>954689
I think you might be right, but I'm not sure why she'd call it a "grave thing" in that case. People aren't buried on the side of the road. Then again she's brain-dead so perhaps that's the only descriptor her drug-addled brain could come up with. Absolutely foul regardless of where it came from, but somehow it coming from an accident site rather than an actual grave bothers me even more.

>>954701
Yeah, she just does it to be "edgy graveyard aesthetic girl" and because she's a klepto, I don't think it's any deeper than that.

No. 954709

years ago i remember her and lurch grave robbing more than flowers so she hasn’t changed. she’s a foul worthless excuse of a person. disturbing the dead just to flip it for some rocks or because teehee me likey aesthetic uwu is lowkey evil.

No. 954710

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No. 954716

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the audacity she has to claim this when her and her seamonster of a boyfriend barely look human

No. 954724

>>954710
wow this bitch really has no shame.

No. 954741

>>954716
There's many colors in the junkie rainbow.
And obviously there's gonna be "beautiful addicts" since not everyone is a street begging fent ghost but that don't mean she's one of those "boootifol junkies".

No. 954742

>>954741
Why does she think she's being so gracious and lovely by calling addicts beautiful? Yeah, they maybe can be if they were beautiful to start with, and having money sure helps, so they can take care of themselves. I don't think I've ever seen a beautiful homeless junkie. The body lice and crust kinda get in the way.

No. 954744

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>>954742
>>954741
throwback to picrel

No. 954745

>>954744
Cackling she called herself a "cute lil girl" here while she actually already looked like a grimey junkie. She's so unaware. At least the dress was clean, ig

No. 954746

>>954744
>>954716
What are ppl supposed to 'fuckin beware' of then, if ppl like her are so well groomed, intelligent, and super dee duper? Maybe beware of pre-judging ppl, I guess? Boy, she sure showed us, 'a decade in, looking totally normal'!

No. 954747

>>954744
this post is so cringe because all she's doing is complimenting herself for a straight paragraph and saying that people have to be nice to her because she's smart (according to her) and has an ASOS dress on
Tuna has always hated other addicts especially homeless and mentally ill addicts, she and her pedo are the only exceptions tho

No. 954753

>>954747
True. She talks shit about the mentally ill addicts in her building (iirc, or maybe it was her mom's building) I remember her complaining about one who wouldn't stop screaming or something similar. That's mental illness, bitch. Not everyone gets sooper cute aesthetic mental illnesses like you.

No. 954756

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>>954658
The random religious shit and stone angels didnt really make sense before. It totally does now. Alllll that shit on that table is grave items. This bitch is disgusting. Im calling that her stolen valor table now. Bitch wanted to join the 27 club so bad, she literally jealous of and stealing from the dead.

No. 954759

>>954756
It's cookie cutter nicole dollanganger era tumblr sad gorl aesthetic I don't think it really goes any deeper than that.

No. 954766

>>954745
To be fair, with how her life and looks are now, she was decent at that point by her standards.

No. 954769

>>954766
She's decent now by "her standards". She's a bridge troll but she thinks she's hot shit.

No. 954773

>>954658
Man, she’s STILL doing this? I remember investigating her obvious grave trinkets back in like 2020 because they were always so obviously dirt caked (angels, cats and dogs with wings, even used candles) but I figured she may have gotten her fill and moved on with CVS hauls. Wasn’t there a video she posted of Lurch lurking around a graveyard with her sometime around 2022?

No. 954774

>>954744
Tumblr era was wild, almost 400 likes for Tuna inflating her own ego for an entire paragraph. It really is fascinating that there was a time where she really did garner a lot of positive attention for her whack lifestyle from other young girls on the internet. Must’ve blown out her dopamine receptors pretty badly to be ass patted so routinely(in addition to all the drugs lol).

No. 954775

>>954756
now I'm curious if theres a cemetery near her place.

No. 954779

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>>954775
yup, literally right behind her crackhouse. 2 minute walk.

No. 954781

>>954779
Doxing?

No. 954783

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No. 954785

>>954783
I don't know what sycophants lied to her about being cute. She looks BIG.

No. 954786

>>954783
When is this 'visual artist' going to learn how to draw brows even close to decent?

No. 954787

>>954744
LOL - she must’ve been high as a kite to think she was “extremely cute”, even at this stage. Fried hair, ill-fitting bra making her boobs lumpy, absolute thunder thighs — and the “nice ASOS dress” looks cheap as shit. Luna literally wouldn’t know decent taste if smacked her across her fat gob.

No. 954791

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No. 954792

>>954756
>>954779
Are you >>954759 sure? The evidence is stacking up and where else would she have gotten her sad gurl shit? She has no money and no friends… so she stole that shit off graves like everything else in her drug den. Not tryna infight but it just makes sense she took that shit off graves kek

No. 954793

>>954783
Whose face is this? She looks like a mummified corpse, which does go with all her stolen cemetery stuff I guess

No. 954797

>>954792
100% she's robbing the dead

No. 954800

>>954781
lurk more, shes posted where she lives before.

No. 954824

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>>954791
The whiplash I get from Tuba’s posts always cracks me up

No. 954825

>>954759
No way she would spend her piss-drinking, ass banjo pennies on these little religious trinkets, and she has so many. She absolutely stole them from graves right at the cemetary behind her place. Maybe we'll get a haunted flophouse arc, when their spirits haunt her, or she smokes the bath salts being sold as crack now in NYC, and hallucinates that they are.

No. 954826

>>954792
Sorry to be clear I completely believe she's stealing it all from graves. I was just drawing a conclusion about her psychological reason for doing so - not actually jealous of the dead or anything as deep as that, I think it's just derivative of a shallow sad girl aesthetic straight from tumblr.

No. 954827

someone over her thread on the kiwifarms posted a bunch of screecaps from lurch's insta i haven't seen here, if someone wants to repost them here, i can't do it rn

No. 954828

>>954827
Please do anon

No. 954829

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>>954827
somehow his feed has a better aesthetic than luna lmao

No. 954830

>>954829
why does it seem like pumpkin likes him way more than luna

No. 954831

>>954830
Lurch actually genuinely cares about and likes cats. I don't think the same is true for Luna, and Pumpkin is just a prop to Luna, and it shows.

No. 954834

>>954829
I wonder are those pictures of pumpkin recent? Tuna hasn’t posted anything with her in it for a while now
Also why is he posting pictures of his fellow junkies nodded out?

No. 954835

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No. 954836

>>954830
pumpkin's vision ain't good he probably looks like a yummy corpse to her

No. 954839

>>954829
You can tell he’s a little better at hiding their grimy life in his photos. I’ve always been under the impression that Luna has horrible vision and can’t actually see how filthy the things she posts look.

No. 954840

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No. 954841

>>954840
Grow up you dumb broad. Why do you keep letting yourself get scammed lmaooo.
>>954829
And how sad is it that old man lurch has a more exciting life than tuna. I'll bet hes out by himself 90% of the time. And he's glad tuna isn't there.

No. 954842

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I hate to be the one to post a meme but I ran across it and it's just too tuna.(non-contribution)

No. 954852

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>>954830
i'm the kf poster, 100%. his feed albeit being mainly junkie snaps of the street/random people is always sympathetic towards cats. pumpkin, random bodega cats, etc. it goes back far enough to where i believe he really does care. he also has posted multiple images of where he found her, talking as much as he can about anything besides baseball game odds when it comes to cats. as a cat haver/lover it's pretty easy to discern luna uses her as a prop while at least lurch cares, he just doesn't know enough about cat care/is too high to see her pain and suffering

No. 954853

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another thing i'll give you nonas first is his first post - is this luna and her dad?? i don't remember ever seeing this pic, correct me if wrong, but it seems like for all his tweaker behavior lurch at least tries to curate his feed sometimes (also worth noting luna did not interact with this at all, she's usually the first or second like out of his 3 person pool of active followers) so it seems odd to keep this up if it's luna and some other random old man

No. 954866

>>954853
yeah that's luna's father. nonnas discovered his facebook in the previous thread and lurch comments on it so he doesn't seem to have as much of a problem with him as luna does.

No. 954867

>>954829
Can anyone close some close-ups of Pumpkin/check how recent the photos of her are? I wanna try to get a better look at her mouth and figure out when they were taken.

No. 954870

>>954824
Underrated post, kek

No. 954872

>>954853
flattering hair color, tbh. but it isn't BLONDE!111

No. 954873

>>954824
me opening tuna's thread for the first time circa thread 20 something vs me opening thread 54 after the piss drinking ewhore saga, the junkie chic homeless saga, the airbnb saga, the humiliation porn saga (REDUX), the fungus saga only to see she's gone back to the grave robbing saga again..

No. 954878

>>953822

serious question is she autistic or on the spectrum because she really seems like it here

No. 954879

>>954878
Knowing a lot about autism, I don't notice signs of that in her, personally. I'm not sure if this was asked just using autistic as a word for 'weird,' but being autistic and 'on the spectrum' are the same thing, so I assume probably so.

No. 954881

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No. 954882

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>>954881
>doesn’t help to have no kitchen and only a mini fridge
As if she would cook herself healthy meals if she could kek she can’t even do her laundry.

No. 954883

>>954881
To lose weight, you just need a calorie deficit, by changing your diet. A lot of ppl overestimate the # of calories burned by exercise. It's not that important. I predict she won't lose any weight bc she doesn't know how to & won't find out how.

No. 954884

>>954881
back and knee pain don’t make you eat crap

No. 954887

>>954878
Childhood trauma and attachment issues can sometimes look like the symptoms of Autism. Basically she’s just poorly socialised.

No. 954890

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Is she implying she’s a goth? Lol

No. 954891

>>954890
I think she just is upset over her male 'sexy content' customers, who don't know the difference btwn an e-girl and a goth. How dare he?! Maybe a guy msg'd her saying he wants a girl like this, w/ a pic and description, trying to see if she can fit the bill for his fantasy.

No. 954893

>>954882
the grotty, stained sports bra and self harm check combo is sending me into orbit kek.
>>954878
as other anons have said i'm 99% sure she doesn't have autism. she had a rough start to life with 2 junkie parents, then she started dating a drug dealer old enough to be her father when she was a teenager and consumed bucketfuls of drugs for a decade. that's more than enough to make anyone socially retarded. autism isn't the only thing that makes people come across as weird or poorly socialised, being a self-absorbed junkie cunt for the best part of a decade will do the trick just fine. hate it when nonas start medfagging about developmental disorders, espcially when the answer to the 'is it autism?' question is staring us (wall-eyed and vacantly) in the face (she's just on drugs and behaves antisocially)

No. 954894

>>954881
Biiiiiitch can you see your bra? You look like you've been lactating and why you outside in a bra anyways. All she does is make excuses as to why she gained weight instead of just owning up to her lifestyle and ACTUALLY making life changes to lose weight. She'll only keep getting bigger now (and blaming it on everything else besides herself).

No. 954902

>>954826
Oh okay, my bad. My "27 club/being jealous of the dead" thing was also a joke lmfao i know shes not thinking like that, it was more in reference to her interest in kurt kobain and her courtney love skin-walking people accuse her of sometimes. The audacity on this bitch. I bet shes haunted.
>>954853
"Fabulous" is such an interesing word choice considering who he is. Sometimes lurch just seems like some harmless autistic shut in… then you remember hes a creepy groomer who prayed on a teen girl, uses copius amounts of drugs, and is a total shit stain burden on society… get a job pedophile.

No. 954905

How tall is Luna?(unsaged spoonfeed request)

No. 954907

>>954835
She is even able to hoard up her hospital bed kek

>>954830
He does cares about cats. There were a bunch of pictures of him and cats and they all seemed more comfy to him than to Tuna. Smokey lived to be 20.

>>954878
She's probably just low iq due to being a heroin baby>

>954905

5'9

No. 954922

>>954881
if she can doctor shop for gabapentin she can doctor shop for metformin or ozempic. she’s on federal insurance, it’ll be covered.

No. 954923

>>954887
so many people love jumping to autism due to slcial media, and because theyre ignorant of how people become who they are; shitty parents who refuse to properly bond with their kids. didn't she gloat about her mom being on methadone when she gave birth, or her mom getting knocked up at a methadone clinic? either way kids of drug addicts always turn out strange and socially impaired, like they missed an important milestone.

No. 954932

>>954922
Tuna is currently on Metformin, but either it’s not helping or not helping significantly enough to shift her extra poundage. And if she manages to get her hands on Ozempic she may lose some weight temporarily, but she won’t make the life adjustments (diet fix & regular exercise incorporation) to effect a permanent change so she’ll just end up flabbier and in worse shape than ever. So many people think the GLP-1’s are a magic pill but they are not. If you aren’t going to do the work, you shouldn’t even bother; you literally are better off staying fat and retaining the muscle mass you currently have.

No. 954933

>>954932
She doesn't even have to exercise. It literally just requires a calorie deficit to lose pounds, and then a normal calorie intake to maintain your current weight. If she just ate real, whole foods, it'd be pretty easy. She seems like the kind of person who knows nothing about nutrition, so it seems difficult to her.

No. 954936

>>954933
You are correct: If Tuna took the realistic approach for her & targeted slow, steady weight loss (1/2 pound or so per week) she could achieve it reasonably painlessly and without exercise, especially at her current size. By losing slowly, she wouldn’t need to worry about the muscle loss that accompanies rapid weight loss. BUT: Tuna is all about immediate gratification so I don’t see it happening. Love it if she’d surprise me though.

No. 954937

>>954933
She's a junkie who lives off burgerking, pizza and Bodega candy. She feels healthy when she chugs down a bottle of naked juice. I think she more just simply doesn't care about nutrition. It's everyone else's fault she's fat. It's the methadone, the hospital stay, her back her knee, etc. She won't face reality and so she won't ever lose weight.

No. 954939

>>954933
If she had muscle though, her body would burn more calories at rest. Not that it matters since she's not willing to put the work in every day for an extended period of time to see results.

No. 954944

>>954933
I always thought she was doing a fair bit of walking around for all her fastfood and shoplifting runs, and whatever errands. If she curbed the junk food, she could maintain a decent weight easily.

No. 954945

"If she just ate less she could be healthy". Well duh but she's addicted to food as much as she's addicted to drugs. More is more to her.

No. 954955

>>954944
Maybe, possibly, in the past, but fairly recently she’s had her spine infection saga (from which she claims to still be in agony), bitches about her cotton eyed joe knee, and has been busted for shoplifting (and stay out of the stores to avoid temptation), all of which give her reasons to avoid walking. She takes transport to her appointments. And realistically, unless she’s hiking miles over challenging terrain for the amounts of candy and hyper palatable fast food she’s consuming - which you know she’s not - Tuna isn’t making a dent in her calorie consumption.

No. 954958

>>954955
It's so unlikely that she actually has pain in her back from that infection. She had osteomyelitis, judging by what I saw, and that doesn't cause chronic pain. Once the infection is cured, the pain's gone.
In fact, pain would be a sign that she needs to get help immediately, bc the infection would be re-occurring & dangerous. So, I don't buy for a second that she's in chronic pain from that. (Not that you were saying she was, but just want to say that her excuse doesn't fly.)

No. 954966

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No. 954969

>>954966
god damn, how many times has this bitch gotten caught?

No. 954971

>>954779
Imagine you are visiting some loved one's grave or just sitting there for the quietness and these two creatures pop out of nowhere, like at the start of a horror movie.

No. 954991

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Well damn, okay…

No. 954992

>>954991
Wtf, this is literally insane. Who tf would even say something like this? Reminds me of Venus in her meth era

No. 954997

>>954971
I was literally imagining them pilfering through the cemetery in their sunglasses like a couple of hobbling daywalkers

No. 955008

>>954991
She probably had a scammer from that country and is now salty. Or a yemeni scammed Lurch for drugs

No. 955011

>>954936
I really wish anons would keep their weight loss plans to themselves and not feel the need to share via a retarded junkie with her own orbit because it adds nothing to the thread.
>>954991
no matter what, once a selfish junkie, always a selfish junkie.

No. 955012

>>954991
yemen is currently in civil war and one side, houthis, are backed by iran. their slogan has the words “death to america” in it. but i cannot believe that luna would know anything about that. she probably picked a random middle eastern country to look contrarian.

No. 955013

>>955012
She probably noticed lurch talking or tweeting about it and just parrots what he says. He seems more up to date on news/politics/shit and she's just busy shaving off her eyebrows and flopping her tit out for $5 in fb messenger.

No. 955014

>>955012
i saw that post awhile back but didnt really think it was worth posting, but its definitely something she got off lurch, and lurch got off twitter/x

No. 955015

>>954991
Why even make up such a nonsensical scenario? The two things have nothing to do w/ each other. Seems like just a way for immature ppl (and teens) to brag about how much they love drugs and are bad to the bone. Wonder what subreddit this was in.
She needs to grow up. It's gonna be even less cute when she's 40 and acting this way.

No. 955029

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Lurch, with his girlfriend the size of a small car, agreeing with this

No. 955030

>>955029
I think this is what prompted her to lose weight. She probably saw this and spiraled

No. 955031

>>955029
kekkkkkk

No. 955032

>>955029
Lmfaoooo. Admitting he's only with her for the roof/gimmies she can provide? So bleak kek

No. 955035

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>>955029
Actually so funny nonny I was about to share this lol also found these, him saying a black weiner looks like diarrhea and that he wouldn't book after it kek and also sending pics to weird profiles. The irony though of him agreeing with Kanye when Tuba is literally 300lbs is astounding
Repost because dropped my pic

No. 955037

>>955035
>>955033
So, is the person who he msg'd saying he wouldn't book after that session, someone selling sex IRL, or what exactly? And he said a black dick 'looks like diarrhea'…?? That's a strange comparison. And the woman is supposed to be upset that he won't book her services now, w/ the nickel and a half-smoked Newport he has to pay her with?

No. 955039

>>955029
He's with Luna because he's broke? Makes you scroll through all of her "I love him!" posts and think that her life is even sadder than you previous thought. Low, low level. She wants this romance of two junkies in love with no one else to understand them but each other. Meanwhile, Lurch is fat as fuck, laughing at poor men with fat women. No wonder Luna is almost 30 and self harming.

No. 955046

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She had court today, nothing happened (expected). Another court date next month. Suprised she didn't post any super kewl courthouse selfies this morning saying how much "life sucks man". Kek

No. 955051

>>955046
Can you imagine what she wore to court?! How many mystery stains and where? Or, are court sessions like that still all in person, or on Zoom? Did she fill just the center of her brows, like a mental patient, and have just one eye turned towards the door?
And she pled 'not guilty'! Does she have to present some kind of defense to explain why she's not guilty?

No. 955052

>>955029
It's especially funny because Lurch is also a fat bitch. Fat bitches stick together I guess

No. 955053

>>955051
She has a state appointed lawyer assigned so tuna likely doesn't even have to speak or do anything besides maybe show up when required.

No. 955062

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>>955037
the person he replied to about the session is an IRL escort, and he replied with this as well to another video of her blowing a black guy

No. 955063

>>955052
exactly, fat moids especially need to shut up about women’s bodies forever
Lurch and Luna are looksmatched, they’re both manatees in filthy human clothes

No. 955075

>>955012
She must be spending a lot of time worrying that some Houthis are going to blow a ship carrying her next shipment of cheap press on nails and useless plastic garbage and she’s going to have to wait longer for it.

No. 955085

>>955062
>>955063
It's so funny seeing him year after year being outwardly racist and lusting after skinny sex workers on a public account, while his gf is an obese 40-looking libtard who keeps whining about muh equality and acceptance on her public accounts.
She's already a blonde white "sex worker", but even her looksmatched racist pos rape ape doesn't want her coochie.

No. 955098

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How does she not feel embarrassed to post this shit at almost 30 years old?

No. 955100

>>955098
Yeah, it's ridic. Also, I don't think the 'counting days' strategy to staying sober from drugs, or self-harm, is a great one. Can create a lot of stress and public loss of face if you slip up, among other issues.

No. 955102

>>955098
Barring some extreme, life-changing event, Luna will never mature past her current emotional age of - what? 17? She’s incapable of feeling embarrassed about anything, because she feels no responsiibility for anything.

No. 955103

>>955098
lol are u saying that self harming at Luna's age is embarrassing? I'm her age and self-harm sorry for my piss poor mental health and CSA trauma I guess lmao????(no1currs)

No. 955104

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No. 955105

>>955098
>>955103
like wow ok sorry L literally suffer bpd and did???? also she isn't 30 yo retard, she's my age (28)(waaaahbulance)

No. 955106

>>955098
>>955105
>>955103
like I don't even understand how someone can look at serious issues like mental health or addiction in terms of "embarrassing" or not "embarrassing" like it's a trend or a fashion accessory or a choice this thread is full of immature mean spirited children, I'm out, bye lmao won't be posting anymore(k bye)

No. 955109

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This whole comment thread is hilarious… not pictured is her saying majority of clients get off on degrading her “insane amounts” and how hard it is and how most women who have office jobs don’t realize how easy they have it. Says she would kill to be an office worker than do what she does. Also someone asked her how her “man” is okay with this and if he’s a cuck. Lmfao. Response was “he knows I gotta do what I do to make money.”

No. 955110

>>955103
>>955105
>>955106
yes it is embarrassing, especially at ALMOST 30 years old. retard

No. 955111

>>955103
if you need to come here to tell everyone you're better than a cow, you are not.

No. 955113

>>955105
>>955106
You’re missing the point here..it’s not so much the SH that’s embarrassing, it’s the fact that this is an almost 30 year old woman constantly posting crap like this for attention and for people to feel sorry for her. Instead of seeking help like a normal person, she’ll post this and then show off her cuts a week later in all her selfies so yes, that is embarrassing

No. 955114

>>955104
$10 for one photo of Luna?! No way…. No wonder she doesn't have many customers. Why doesn't she start an OF instead? Too much work, or what? I can't imagine there's that much demand, realistically, though.

No. 955115

>>955106
Is this fakeboy or whoever the he/she was who desperately sucks tunas ass so badly that even tuna herself is skeeved out? This is even more embarassing than tunas post.

No. 955116

>>955114
No only fans because she's not really that committed I feel like. She doesn't REALLY want to put any effort into sex work, she just wants to send gross nudes or sext with gross men on Facebook. She has no idea what it's actually like to be a sex worker. They don't just lay around in bed randomly taking photos of their prickly toilet-paper dotted pussy for 10$. It's funny everyime she groups herself in with sex workers, because real ones who actually do it as a career put in ALOT more effort than what she does.

No. 955120

>>955116
In my country OF requires an ID, I suspect the US is similar and Luna is simply too lazy to get one

No. 955121

>>955120
I think she probably has an ID, bc I think it's pretty hard to get into a methadone clinic and get things like EBT & cash benefits and free Medicaid coverage w/out one, and to check into hospital stays w/out one.

No. 955122

>>955121
She for sure has ID. Didn't she even brag semi-recently that she got an ID and she can marry lurch now kek

No. 955126

>>955109
post the whole thread then retard(sage your shit)

No. 955128

>>955063
>manatees in filthy human clothes
can this be the next thread title lmao
>>955100
agreed, its just another way to garner sympathy for fuck-all, and more attention.
>>955103
no one gives a fuck about your mental problems. get off lolcow if this is too much for you.

No. 955129

She spent all her early adult years panhandling on the internet and it gave her such a fucked up idea of how much she's worth. Her depop paintings were expensive af too, or when she popped up in a random BoJack fb group and offered to do marker portraits for like $25 a piece.
I don't think she realises in the past people were paying her 10x what shit was worth, because she was a Tumblr teenage charity case that people wanted to support. That ship sailed a long time ago but she still prices her shit like 'fans' are buying it to help her.

No. 955139

>>955115
the multiple question marks was making me think it's luna but fakeboi is the one who uses 'u' instead of 'you' so yeah prob that dyed whale again

No. 955149

>>955104
Not to defend begging coomers but she needs to know her audience.. ten bucks for one nude is overpriced in the current market. Lots of extremely hot women sell access to their entire OF for $5 a month. That would be a back catalogue of a bunch of professional quality pics and videos vs. one shitty iPhone pic with crack den lighting starring tuba posed awkwardly

No. 955152

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She apparently sells her methadone

No. 955161

>>955152
can’t you just go to the clinic to get it? why do you need to buy it?

No. 955162

>>955161
>>955152
The only bottle she could sell is one each Sunday, bc that's the only day everyone gets a 'take home bottle,' the day the clinic's closed, regardless of whether you test dirty every pee test.
That price is insanely high & I don't believe anyone would pay that, unless they're a newbie & getting totally ripped off. The price the commenter mentions is what's normal.
Ppl only buy it (usually right by the clinic) when they're in a tough spot of some kind, like they're really dope sick, haven't gotten admitted to a clinic yet, etc. And they're usually tight on cash when buying, too.

No. 955165

>>955162
youve missed the new reddit milk, she gets 3 or 4 takehomes a week since her injury (not sure if the spinal infection or the lolsuit transportation accident) and i think she said her clinic is open on sundays?

No. 955167

>>955116
Tuna represents drug addled prostitutes way better than these hustling, industrious 'sex workers' you are defending

No. 955170

>>955165
That's really unusual, bc often they'll still have you come in every day, even right w/ a surgical boot and cane after foot surgery, they'll require you to come daily but in a transport van, and she already has that set up, so…that's odd! Osteomyelitis is also not painful once the infection's gone. Her torn meniscus isn't enough for that. They'll make you come in daily no matter what, normally.



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