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No. 73959[Reply]

As the board software is being upgraded, it is likely that bugs may crop up from time to time. Please use this thread to report any bugs.

Do not respond to other users in this thread. To discuss bugs, please use the General Meta Discussion thread.
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No. 75673

>>75662
Maybe.

No. 75793

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All mp4 files look like this for me

No. 75794

>>75793
They always look like this, don't they?

No. 75856

>>75660
What if you've cleared them and the mirroring is still happening?

No. 75919

>>75856
Permabanned IP range or VPN I'm guessing



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No. 75552[Reply]

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No. 75931

>>75927
>She said this exact scenario would happen
TikTok retards are worse and will always be worse than the pp people. I say this as someone who isn't into pp.

No. 75932

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Not my post. Farmhands, the OP did mention other races. While I’m glad to see more of a crackdown on racebait, this is an embarrassingly retarded ban

No. 75933

>>75932
It's been fixed. The original comment as well was warned shortly after.

No. 75934

>>75933
Ty for the quick response

No. 75935

>>75933
Farmhands please delete the racebait posts more often, they're outrageous



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No. 54709[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Thread Pic: >>>/meta/27528

Previous Thread:
>>>/meta/962
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No. 75865

>>75859
i think anon called them a newfag because referencing our 4chan roots isn't the same as using 4chan. they shouldn't be questioning 4chan throwbacks.

No. 75880

>>75865
In that case, referencing /cgl/ is better than just referencing 4chan. But even though yotsuba is obviously a 4chan reference, that banner doesn't read as "referencing 4chan" to me, maybe I'm the minority though.

No. 75884

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I made this >>65443 banner before and I didn't think it would be added kek so I made this one if anyone wants to replace it (or just for fun too)

No. 75888

>>75880
well that's kind of what i was trying to say, i am tired and esl so i apologize. i think that associating yotsuba with 4chan automatically is wrong and even if it was a reference there's nothing wrong with it. i honestly want more /cgl/ related banners now. we need more gulls and stuff with old comics and lolitafied memes

No. 75922

>>75888
>I honestly want more /cgl/ related banners now. we need more gulls and stuff with old comics and lolitafied memes
If someone draws lolita Elsie with seagulls maybe. I also need someone to draw happy nun Elsie. I'm not using AI.



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



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  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

*words* => words
**words** => words
***words*** => words
##spoilered text## => spoilered text
[spoiler]spoilered text[/spoiler] => spoilered text
~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥
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No. 72872

>>72863
Capitalise the X (/2X/)

No. 75719

How do I cross out text here? [/s] doesn't work as it's for spoilers. Sorry I can never remember bbcode aside from the very basic ones.

No. 75721

>>75719
anon scroll up, the explanation of how is literally in the OP

No. 75722

>>75721
Urgh, I feel so retarded. I didn't check the OP because I was sure it was on a separate page a few years ago and I couldn't find it anymore.

No. 75795

After every site update, I can preview images in their full size by hovering my pointer over them (like how 4chan X lets you do it), but it only lasts for a day or two every time. Is there anything I can do bring that back? I like that feature.



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No. 74111[Reply]

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No. 75537

>>75536
how is finding actors attractive attention whoring

No. 75538

>>75536
for finding scrotes attractive? please, it’s /g/

No. 75539

>>75526
This. I need this.

No. 75540

>>75527
I love this thread it's hilarious, but for a thread pic it's just dumb. Posted in the thread with a spoiler would've been fine though.

No. 75541

Can I appeal a permaban? I wasn't infighting or anything that's worth that. I guess I band evaded but my ban was a temporary one.



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No. 65391[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here.

NEW /meta/ THREAD: Site Updates Thread
>>63266

Previous responses to anons:
>>62774, >>62928 regarding moovie thread
>>62963 accusing other users of being moids
>>63136 explaining infighting from a handful of users

Previous threads, newest to oldest:
>>62751
>>60569
>>56933
>>53472
>>51182
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No. 74324

We're glad you guys had fun with the adverts! As we're removing them from the rest of the site we've made it so that they'll live forever in the April Fool's Day thread here:
>>>/ot/1945730

No. 74339

>>74324
Thank you!! I was hoping there would be an archive and users can see ones they mightve missed

No. 74340

>>74324
Based thank you

No. 74952

Will you please split /m/ already and take all the fandom and art related threads over there? Including the psyop one

No. 74997

>>74219
>>74220
So you're all just newfags?
LC entered the mainstream at least five years ago. KF always knew about us. What the fuck is this pearl-clutching?



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No. 63266[Reply]

This thread will be used by staff to post general site updates and will remain locked to keep those updates easily visible. If you'd like to discuss any of these announcements, please use the General Meta Discussion and Complaints and Suggestions threads.
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No. 69790

Small update that should curb the CSAM link spamming in /pt/. Since their image posts are no longer getting through, they've resorted to this instead.

No. 73454

An issue with post numbers on /ot/ required posting to be temporarily disabled, it has now been fixed and posting is back up! The bug that caused it has been patched.

No. 73714

The site will be going down for scheduled maintenance on the 29th March at 11:00 AM GMT.
We estimate the maintenance will take around 3 hours and the site will not be accessible during that time. If that changes, updates will be posted on our server status page which can be found here (this link is also available at the top of the page):
https://status.lolcow.farm/

The purpose of the maintenance is to upgrade the server's OS and package versions in preparation for updates to the site software itself at a later date! The server OS version is currently 9 years old and considered legacy, and maintaining it has been a pain in the ass. When the upgrade is finished it should not affect the site in any way (except perhaps some small performance gains) but it will make further updates much less difficult for us.

No. 73963

The site maintenance is complete!
It took significantly longer than expected due to more issues and incompatibilities with the board software than anticipated. However, the upgrades were ultimately a success and this clears the way for migrating the site to new software in the future!

A new thread has been created for users to report any bugs that have been created as a result of the recent maintenance:
>>>/meta/73959

No. 74935

In response to the recent influx of CSAM posts, a new method of blocking CSAM posters has been added. There is a very small chance this may block and ban a legitimate post, if this happens to you please appeal your ban and email admin@lolcow.farm if the ban is not lifted within 24 hours.



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No. 56111[Reply]

I’m looking for entertaining, drama filled threads. What are some favorites that you guys liked to read? I liked the jaelle and nika series, Shayna, Erin painter, and onision happenings
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No. 73620

>>63017
same nona, she was a classic. i think of her periodically

No. 74232

I've been so bored lately and I'm re-reading some old threads, but I grave the rich calcium hit from milk of a true cow. I've read through most of the binge suggestions itt, my favourites were:
>Soren
>Raven
>Fatvegfemme
I liked Kelly's thread but I had to tap out when her legs turned necrotic, it started to border on like rotten dot com material for me kek. Do nonas have any favourite threads that aren't discussed very often? Or any cows that were really bizarre, like just outright strange like Nemu? I'm just curious to get some recommendations!

No. 74244

>>74232
Fakeboi, an old Luna simp and cow in her own right
>>>/snow/1189390

No. 74302

>>74232
If you've never reread Vicky shingles I'd highly recommend. I wish tempcow somehow had archives cause I'd otherwise suggest the Vixmas era from the onision thread

No. 74359

>>56111
If anyone is still looking to binge something, and haven't seen it yet, I found this one a few years ago by chance and it was a wild ride:
>>>/snow/215012
Spoonie/Munchausen, a really batshit woman. I remember researching her by curiosity long after, and she apparently had a baby (sadly, because given her mental insanity, that baby is not safe).



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No. 71238[Reply]

This thread is for discussing the results of the Jan 22 - Feb 5 Hellweek of 2024.

It was requested in the original Hellweek thread that we provide some statistics, so we've spent some time putting together a spreadsheet with some stats which you can access here! Please note that the spreadsheet has 2 pages which you can switch using the tabs at the bottom. The first page is statistics about users, and the second page is statistics specifically about moderation.

For those who don't have the time to read that, here is a brief overview (the spreadsheet has more detailed information):
>Total posts
27775
>Total reports
3165
>Unique posting IPs
8005
>Unique posting devices
5681
>% of posts that are by VPN users
13.4%
>Total bans
1248
>Total permanent bans
188
>Top 3 most common ban reasons
Derailing, infighting and lack of sage
>Top 3 most banned threads
The Celebricows thread, the Shayna/Dolly Mattel thread, and the Twitter/Tumblr Fandom Discourse Thread

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No. 73436

>>73387
Theyre lazy. They don't care.

>>73415
Don't say that's their friend because it isnt, not only do you make yourself look like him but you incite him and reinforce him

No. 73639

>>73618
"Dulling down" the site of prostitution admittal and truly pathetic public humiliation behavior in women. I don't want to hear about other womens public humiliation kinks in /ot/ I'm tired of it popping up everywhere online. /ot/ aside from a few threads that have uses in building skills and interests like the art and employment ones for example is an embarrassment. It's a stomping ground for pathetic pickme discussions, moid teet suckling and relationship advice 2.0 venting and confessions. The shit posting wasn't even the bad thing about dumbass shit and /ot/. You've still got unpop opinions, the vent thread confessions and other public humiliation threads that you can use. Also nearly all of /g/ kek since this shit is never contained to one board. I find it bizarre to say the least that some of the userbase here will gladly mock some camwhore on /snow/ but than freely admit to engaging in prostitution and pathetic moid teet suckling complaining about how their moid mistreats them.

No. 73663

>>72773
Seconded. Was just thinking about this.
>>73349
>just because someone have moid views doesn't make them a moid
lol that's always been a thing here. Anyone who takes an even vaguely moid position (or is (mis)interpreted that way) usually gets accused of being a scrote. Speaking from experience lmao.

No. 73680

>>73663
The problem with that is that some anons don't title threads properly

No. 74155

I saw someone a few weeks ago asking if admins posted any statistics of bans pre and post the dumbass shit thread autosage, and honestly I would be very interested in seeing it. The autosage was supposed to cut back on newfaggotry and infighting, but as far as I can see, there's still a lot of both in /ot/. There's also the issue of anons posting off-topic things in other threads that would typically go into the dumbass shit thread, which for some reason doesn't seem to get banned most of the time. And the mods nowadays frequently bend to the wants/demands newfags, so it's incredibly unclear what direction you guys are trying to take.



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No. 72411[Reply]

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No. 74106

>>74101
Why do you think you can shit talk staff and not get banned. You're perpetually retarded.

No. 74107

>>74106
ntayrt but the staff shittalks anons too so it should be fair game kek. the anon who actually started the fight should've been banned too tho. (tried reporting earlier but nothing happened) >>>/g/388156
>>>/g/388181

No. 74108

>>74106
I really do love how this place alternates between kek kek this is an imageboard my fellow kekkers and an overmoderated discord server where staff disrespect is a punishable offense depending on the day

No. 74109

>>74106
NTA you can shit talk the staff in some circumstances without consequence but I think it depends on the mood of the mod banning and how badly they can miss the point of a joke. However in this case both should have been redtexted for derailing and both were kinda being stupid. I think in the perspective of the mod anon was the one who dragged on the arguement and so she was the one banned, unfair but makes sense.

No. 74110

>>74107
thank you for trying anon. I appreciate it. That farmhand clearly has some bias.



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