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No. 53472[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here. We occasionally monitor the complaints/suggestions thread as well. Please keep in mind we all have full-time jobs and tending the farm is a passion project. Changes may be slow, but we will prioritize quality over speed. We will do our best, anon!
First thread: >>51182

Previous responses to anon:
>>51190 hellweek plans, moderation practices
>>51207 moderation practices
>>51219 server costs, plans for implementing captcha
>>51222 priorities
>>51246 addressing tinfoils
>>51282 site speed
>>51325 lost /m/ threads, improving transparency
>>51381 introductions, regarding farmhands revealing IP addresses
>>51666 addressing Blaine/Elaine/tranny accusations, plans for old staff, plan for off-site updates page, regarding spam/CP
>>52298 lost /m/ threads, speed of site, closing lolcow Discord, males on lolcow/in deleted Discord
>>52931 addressing practice of bumping CP, allowing adriasdome, hellweek and staff plans, should calling out other users as male be a bannable offense?
>>53189 what parts of board culture have deteriorated the most? What would anon like to see enforced?
>>53457 updates on lost m threads
>>53462 old m threads are restored!
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No. 54822

>>54821
huh, maybe they were mad because it's bigger kek

No. 54824

Just wanted to thank the new staff for the liberal use of redtext as a warning again. Its nice to see violations being noticed by the mod team and it gives the poster a chance to correct themselves before being put out to pasture. Reporting feels less like pissing into an ocean of piss than other imageboards again.

No. 54825

i'm curious about this, and i'm sorry if it's a goofy question but do mods have the ability to delete posts? or is it just admins?

No. 54826

>>54825
technically even jannies can delete posts, but they're instructed not to unless it's spam/gore/cp

No. 54829

>>54826
thanks nonna. it was because i wanted to suggest the trump-chan spam be deleted in celebricows, especially if that person just isn't going to contribute anything other than irrelevant spam. it just shits up the threads, the last one was full of it, and sometimes anons can't help but respond to the bait. i feel bad for even complaining and the team's doing great with moderating (imo) as far as i can see, but because of that anon insisting on ban evading and clogging up the thread about the sprouse twins or whatever it's making scrolling through the thread very annoying.



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No. 54138[Reply]

Previous thread >>>/meta/51603
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No. 54817

>>54812
Cry harder tranny

No. 54819

>>54816
Nta even I mocked him so it's grim someone actually is saying that unironically, the dude could have dropped off the Intel and history of the CP not(which a lot of us already knew) but, instead he decided to also assume that he was more skilled and astute than all women. It's not hard to see why someone being rude will get that in return to me at least.

No. 54820

>>54819
CP bot*

No. 54823

Ozempic tinfoiling in jvlog is so derailing

No. 54827

why the fuck do we need a new TiF thread because some anons sperged about fujo being in the thread title and reeing about pakichan unprompted for a half dozen posts? where the hell are the moderators to ban and manage pants shitters instead of just letting them wreck threads with infighting? im sick of these fucking spergs having diarrhea and putting on their tinfoils when yaoi is mentioned because ignoring a single post is impossible when you're the most persecuted fujo in the world. doesnt help that the moderation is so lax we can have someone derail threads in ot and snow for days and get no redtexts but then someone who replies will get timed out, what the fuck is this moderation? we only clean up after we let anons shit themselves and make a mess for a few days?



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



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  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

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No. 54159

>>54156
Yeah, they load slow for me too. Lcf is slow in general.

No. 54557

Admin/Farmhands, are you guys following the Gonzalez v Google trial headed to the SC at all? If it somehow gets overturned, what do you guys plan to do about all the CP and stuff?

No. 54639

>>54557
It was dismissed.

No. 54742

Still can't post a screenshot from my phone unless I spoiler it, I get the failed to resize message error, please fix this.

No. 54806

One of my posts got a gateway timeout server error on lc's side after a few minutes of spinning on the "posting" button. I checked again 5 minutes later to make sure it didn't go through, and hit post a second time. Then 5 (FIVE) duplicates of the post were posted at once. This is weird because I only ever tried to post twice. What's going on?



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No. 54709[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Thread Pic: >>>/meta/27528

Previous Thread:
>>>/meta/962

No. 54711

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A quick edit of >>54643 because the text in the bubble was bothering me

No. 54795

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Ganer from Pro-Ana Scumbags

No. 54796




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No. 962[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.
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No. 54644

LOCKING IMMINENT

Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 54697

>>54643
basedddd!!! I want it… I need it in fact
>>54644
omfg can you believe? we're going to need another banner thread now… kinda cool if you ask me. So many creative nonnies in this website, I love it

No. 54698

>>54643
Fuck yeah.
Hope we get to finally see all the great new banners on Nu cow, btw.

No. 54701

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Bethany from the proana scumbags threads in /snow/ tweaking on drugs. Someone made the comparison between her and a cow mewing grass.

No. 54710

NEW THREAD: >>>/meta/54709



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No. 51603[Reply]

Previous thread: >>49127
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No. 54133

>>54132
I think it’s Jonny, his friends or some new girl he’s fucking because of something like that being said in one of the past threads. (Something like “he already has fucked me”) We won’t know until we have confirmation from the poster his/herself. Idk if it’s skid.

No. 54134

>>54133
Samefag, the only reason I feel like it’s not Skid is because they are WKing Jonny so hard and I feel like she doesn’t like him currently, especially for leaving her

No. 54135

>>54049
It's me again. I'm still asking why tf can't i upload photos? Can someone explain? Can i fix it? Is it from the site? Please someone answer me

No. 54136

>>54135
Are you posting from phone?

No. 54137

>>54136
Yes, i am. Is posting from phone the problem? I mostly browse from my phone and before all the oldmin shit i was able to post pics from phone too, now I can't



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No. 51182[Reply]

Hello anons, we are the new admin team! We are a team of three taking over for Shaymin.

Our apologies for the delay in introducing ourselves. There were scheduling issues between us and the old admin that made getting access to everything take longer than we wanted, but we are now in a position to work on the site. To begin with, we have removed the raid spam that had been lingering for the past few weeks. As far as introductions go, we are a team of 3 consisting of two devs and a liaison + project manager to keep communication flowing between devs and farmers. We are all farmers with 5+ years on the farms and have volunteered to keep the site up and running. All changes will be announced on the site before they are implemented - currently announcing this via banners is unreliable, so please check this thread for updates.

To clear up some misinformation: we have had access to the admin panel/moderation tools you all know of since the original transfer, and almost all of the old farmhands have stayed on board and have been continuing to moderate during this time. The discord post you have seen screenshots of was poorly worded, and was referring to a lack of access to the site infrastructure (which we now have). The 3-day site outage was due to the server bill not being paid, which should not be a problem in the future. The whole team is actively monitoring for CP to purge as soon as possible. Please continue to report it!

There are many technical issues with lolcow that we have to deal with before we can make progress. This may mean we have to migrate the site to another imageboard platform, in order to ensure the long-term health of the site (and the sanity of the farmhands). If we are going to do this, it will be done some time from now and in collaboration with our users. We will give you a chance to test and feedback on the new platform before we make the change, and it will be done with ample (48 hour minimum) warning.

We are open to any questions you may have. We are looking forward to the future of lolcow, thank you for your patience nonas and may the milk flow. ♥
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No. 53471

LOCKING IMMINENT

Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 53473

Since this thread is locking, I made a new one for general meta topics >>>/meta/53472

No. 53477

already reported but just in case. in /snow/ theres a weird spam post with a photo of a naked moid and a shady link saying someone committed suicide. likely some very gay raid.

No. 53480

>>53462
Well done, admins!!

No. 53877

>>53462
I LOVE YOU CERBMIN



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No. 49127[Reply]

Previous : >>>/meta/47621
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No. 51497

cp in snow

No. 51500

God bless new admins.finally good moderation♡

No. 51504

>>>/w/278737 is a sjw mess. already reported it, but the cow should go in a general. definitely doesn't need her own thread. it feels like a vendetta anyway if you look at the "milk", half the pics are just random selfies.

No. 51508

Vendetta sperg made a thread and doesn't know how to integrate or sage. Close their thread. >>>/w/278737

No. 51509

>>51493
Considering the shit talking caption, make that make sense. Stop falling for bait.



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No. 46413[Reply]

Announcements + info from Admin and Farmhands concerning the site. Please refer to this thread when asking any questions that have been already answered.
This is for easy access posts only, please keep discussion and complaints in the complaints and suggestions threads.
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No. 51274

>>51163
Reading that thread makes me want to an hero. But I still have hope hellweek is going to make a difference, however misplaced that is.

No. 51279

>>51163
It's just the moderation in the case of /w/. For some reason calves can openly whiteknight their cow there endlessly, display their newfaggotry freely and post in ultra twitter lingo without getting banned.

No. 51280

>>51279
hopefully that will stop now that newmins are here

No. 51285

>>51280
i hope admin seriously takes a look at the moderation in /w/, because some threads are completely ignored and in others the mod is so biased that posters are banned for literally nothing against the rules. Or someone reees about proof, proof is posted or reposted, and the proof-poster is banned for "derail" instead of the screeching anon who asked for it. I can't understand that. idk maybe the rules need to be updated a bit. It's more apparent when I'm reading a thread I haven't looked at in a long time, then it really stands out

No. 51315

>>51285
yes, i know what you mean. and newfags have brought sjw topics to every single one of those threads. and they're always so hostile and alog other anons.



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No. 50597[Reply]

Lolcow looks all twisted and reversed. How to fix this please? I can’t read anything. Was it fixed for others already? Why the screenshot looks normal when i post it but not to me? What’s the reason and behide this, first time happening.
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No. 50625

>>50602
I don’t know if that replies your question but I was always keeping the page open to follow up threads until it got twisted and down for 3 days but after using this new link then everything looks normal now. I kept this page open to see replies. It was a pain in the ass to not being able to read while everything looked wrong i had to copy and past the reply to be able to read and then so same thing for the reply in my note app. Weird experience lol.

No. 50631

>>50625
>lolcow.farm
>new link
nonny how did you find lolcow if you only knew of the mirrored site? you do know that lolcow.farm is the actual site address and farmcow.lol was just a mirror used temporarily because lolcow.farm was down, right?

No. 50632

>>50625
Did you only find the site in the past month? It's always been mirrored, I think people who get permabanned would be sent there as a joke. Admin temporarily unmirrored it this month since there have been issues with users accessing the real lolcow.farm due to some DNS errors

No. 50921

the newfaggotry…

No. 50986

it means anon got banned.



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