/meta/ - site discussion

>>56111
Heather Sparkles

I absolutely adore reading old Aly_realrecover threads when I'm feeling down. The anons in those threads are so funny and witty. You just have to understand that at one point admin banned the Aly thread, and at a few points random other anachans were being discussed though they didn't hold a candle to Aly. You can just scroll past those posts and eventually that stops entirely.

I have a list of the threads in order, I'll put it here in a couple hours after I check that it's continuous. Trust me, Aly isn't even really a cow for being anachan: she had a huge flair for the dramatic, some borderline incesty pics, a hilariously tenuous but overly confident grasp of English language, and insane ocd. You used to be able to put a certain McDonald's into IG search (place) and you would see maybe a couple teenagers scattered among literal pages of Aly posing in the exact same ways over and over again.

And Aly's much better and less unhinged now so you don't even have to feel bad for laughing at her.

samefag (sorry sorry I'm outside rn)

Stefany Lauren. Again, top-notch anons populated her threads in her milkiest era, and there are signs it might pick back up again. Stefany is the one who skinwalks celebrities and photoshopped their faces onto hers. She had a fake British accent for years, has fake diseases, and invents countless outrageous lies for attention. Sadly she's an animal hoarder and ebeggar but her parents have money & a farm & probably do the bulk of animal care while Stef pretends she does tactical security instead of buzzing people into an apartment building in Toronto. Though I guess now she works at a dog daycare. Hypocritical shithead about rescuing animals: she threatens to euthanize horses at the drop of a hat, gets her dogs from breeders or people selling "wolf dogs" probably illegally. Is basically Nazi-level obsessed with her dogs having wolf in them.

Revisiting the Stef thread is such a romp and we have some of her rants in a fake accent saved for posterity also. If files don't work anymore ask in the thread for a new link

>>56112
Only the first few threads though, after that it just gets repetitive and depressing. It's like she's trapped in groundhog day.

>>56113
Also seconding this.

>>56117
>Only the first few threads though, after that it just gets repetitive and depressing. It's like she's trapped in groundhog day.
There's a stretch of threads (or still ongoing, I stopped lurking because of this) where most of the posts were obviously made by her exhusband, his tranny bestie, and her ex-friends whining about her ~disrespecting witchcraft~ and shit. I'd love to see a post reveal about the husband. If anyone ITT starts a Heather Sparkles thread binge, maybe she can also mass report the obvious vendettaposting so mods take a look at it.

Raven's threads brought me to lolcow back in 2017, she was a fountain of milk for ages. Really recommend going through that whole saga if you've got some time to kill

The pixielocks DID saga has maybe 15 threads so far and it's been one of the most hilarious sagas I've ever had the pleasure of reading across the site.

>>56113
A rough list of Aly threads (beginning):
1 >>>/pt/101158
2 >>>/pt/121883 (just ignore the stupid posts about other cows)
3 >>>/pt/127911
4 >>>/pt/131511
5 >>>/pt/138697
6 >>>/pt/146319
7 >>>/pt/159243
8 >>>/pt/173114
9 >>>/snow/25478
10 >>>/snow/33022
11 >>>/snow/37087
12 >>>/snow/42283
13 >>>/snow/48258
14 >>>/snow/56772
15 >>>/snow/64095
16 >>>/snow/73958
17 >>>/snow/91978
18 >>>/snow/124275
19 >>>/snow/223291

OK, I need to take a brief break to do other stuff I'll come back with the rest of the threads. This took longer than expected bc I found more threads & had to remove all my warnings to my friend about skipping boring posts that aren't about Aly.

hijacking but can someone recommend a recent thread that documents a rich person (preferably a man) ruining their life? i enjoy seeing rich people squander their money

>>56723
rich couples work too. i enjoyed reading about the laverys

Soren will always be my #1 lolcow ever of all time, F

Nemu's thread was also a lot of fun when it was happening, and yeah Jill's DID saga was the best in recent history. Venus's downspiral into a disgusting alcoholic prostitute was pretty entertaining in a fucked up way but her thread is full of pull refugee cancer unfortunately. Someone please make another /meta/ general now.

>>56932
Soren was honestly too horrifying for me, I could never stand to read everything in her threads. But I second Nemu, she's my all time favorite cow. And she's actually the one who led me to discover lolcow after I saw someone on youtube with an icon of toad from mario barfing in a bucket and went on a wild goose chase to figure out what the fuck would draw something like that. Good memories!

The lucinda/oswaldslunch thread on snow was pretty good up until this most recent thread. The debacle between her and ambrose was very funny to me.

I think Phoebe Tickner is a classic.

Are Dakota Rose threads worth getting into? Sorry for asking to be spoonfed, but how milky was she?
Or is she pretty much just like Venus

I personally suggest Erin Painter threads, it was pure undiluted cringe. She was of those vile pedo-pandering lolicon cows that was milky enough to separate from e-girls/soft girls and have a few of her own.

Kelly (Ronahan) and Chompurrs was always a personal favorite but you're going to need a stomach of steel to unspoiler most of the pics in those threads