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No. 385623[Reply]

/ot/ is a random discussion board. All personal bathroom talk should go to /g/, all media discussion should go to /m/.
Examples of a /g/ thread versus a /ot/ thread.
>plastic surgery advice/experience thread
This is a /g/ thread.
>plastic surgery deniers
This is an /ot/ thread because of the nature of the discourse.

Lolcow doesn't pander to your ideology. If a thread exists for your ideology, post it there.
Please read the rules before posting https://lolcow.farm/rules
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No. 562657

Please keep COVID-19, and protesting to their respective threads. Don't derail vent, confessions, or the dumbshit thread.
If you hate a thread topic you can always hide it.

No. 660051

/ot/ is temporarily closed until further notice

No. 660126

/ot/ is re-opening, if you find a thread you wish to post in locked, simply report it to be unlocked.
>you may re-create threads that have been dead for over 6 months

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No. 810590[Reply]

ITT: post uneventful and mandane as fuck events in your life

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No. 866921

No! It makes too much foam and clogs the system up, my dishwasher just stopped working from it and I'll have to call someone to repair it. Maybe yours is different though if you've been using it and nothing happened

No. 866951

How was it anon??

No. 867081

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I had my first therapy appointment today and it went really well, my new therapist is really sweet.

No. 867115

It's been a month and I still have absolutely no idea where my metal sharpeners are. I know I could just buy a new one, but I already have three sharpeners and if I buy a new one I'll definitely lose that one too. I'm going to be stuck either using mechanical pencils, or a knife to sharpen my pencils for the rest of my life. If I ever find my sharpeners I'm going to bake clay around it so this shit never happens again.

No. 867124

I prefer sharpening with a knife. I get a fine point without the chance of the sharpener breaking the lead, which happens to me a lot.

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No. 840108[Reply]

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments:
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No. 866848

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Henry of Skalitz, from the company of Sir Radzig Kobylaaa!

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G o d a n d s i n n e r s r e c o n c i l e

No. 867120

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Stole this meme to post here purely because:
1) the caption told me specifically not to
2) the picture made me feel mildly nauseated

No. 867122

part of why I couldn't keep playing this game was because you're stuck with this goofy fucker.

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No. 822499[Reply]

Reddit, the hugbox for libertarian snowflakes, troons, suburban white dudes who think they are oppressed because women won’t suck their dicks, and a variety of other losers suffering from unmitigated autism.

Notably, several female orientated subs like Female Dating Strategy were banned as reddit is convinced anything pro-female is anti-male, but shitty male orientated subs with violent misogyny are totally okay and not a cause for concern.

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No. 867108

it is kinda gross that this girl is naked on like the furniture and shit. I hope they own a bidet

No. 867111

Come on, nonny. You and I both know that anybody who associates with Reddit/Redditors either has too little self-esteem or too much autism to properly maintain their anus.

No. 867116

to me it's kind of gross. does she even wash the dogs paws after every walk? and honestly, sitting directly on chairs, without underwear, is nasty. and now i'm imagining dog hairs stuck on her labia.
but from a "moral" point of view who cares? the dog doesn't care, she doesn't care, and if she isn't molesting the dog there's nothing wrong with that

No. 867118

Everything on AITA, while entertaining to read, is absolutely fake.

No. 867121

>she's got a rockin bod
I shivered.

Being naked in modern western society can't really be fully divorced from sexuality. While I can genuinely believe that the girl doesn't find cuddling with her dog while naked to be weird or sexual, (though with a 110 lbs dog it's a litte weirder) she should understand why her boyfriend finds it weird. I once had a cat jump onto my chest when I was naked and lay on my boobs and it was definitely weird, but not necessarily fucked up. And like other anons say, it's mostly just gross. The only aspect of nudism I really hate it just the idea of sitting down butt ass naked on furniture. Especially since women are always expelling discharge and have a natural moisture all times lol

My guess is, if this story isn't fake, which most AITA posts are, that he probably didn't sit down and talk to her calmly for her to discuss that he's uncomfortable. He probably had built up a lot of resentment and discomfort and blew up at her essentially accused her of being a dog fucker.

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No. 864288[Reply]

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Blog post away nonnies
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No. 867088

if you are the Komaeda anon, please remember that he loves you

No. 867094

To add onto that, junk food, drugs, alcohol, hookups, and porn.

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No. 867105

but your (? assuming you are Komaeda anon here) love for him is real, and so is the hope that he gives you.
I'm very sorry for the situation you are in and I wish I could say something that would help, but I don't think it's possible… So I'll just say that I hope that you find happiness

No. 867119

i dont want to sound superficial but, ladies, i have been lifting for 2-3yrs (austistically read a lot about all the science and nutrition) and have had great gains. my bf has also been lifting for the same time but he just meme lift for 30min, isn't consistent,has no routine (doesnt even count reps) and will not take my advice (doesnt like my sperging infodump), he is finally in a normal BMI (and not underweight) but is mostly beer belly.
a good shit and few days of his usual (under)eating and he is back to being borderline anakun (and then depression about skellymode leading to more undereating or speed eat fats to bloatmaxx)
am salty bc i just want him to take it a more serious, both for his own health and because im a horny cunt
but this shall stay with me since i cannot tell him without hurting the relationship

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No. 867049[Reply]

A place for theorizing what the world will be like in the near or far future. Which jobs will be wiped out completely because of automatization? Which positions will be most in demand? How will education change? Will degrees be less esteemed? How will global warming change the planet? Which countries will suffer from it the most? Do you see the possibility of a third world war? Will the gap between the poor and the rich grow even further? Will China dominate the world? Will the Japanese go extinct? Flying cars when? Which novel/film/other medium do you think paints an accurate picture of what the world will look like?

No. 867057

Obligatory Zager & Evans song

No. 867067

The erasure of the middle class is going to become more and more apparent, there will be us lowly peasants and the mega rich with no in between.

No. 867071

yeah, I can absolutely see this happening

No. 867098

Legit like elysium movie, everything is polluted to shit and rich have made themselves a pure isolated place. Ppl are grown in vats because everyones infertile from the pollution. You get zapped from one of 10000's satellites if you're caught doing something "bad".

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Fourth industrial revolution happens and humanity might come to the realization that we need to fully merge with technology to omit some of our bad habits. That may be one solution. Once we have a better understanding of neurochemistry we might be able to make sure the grievously mentally ill won't have lives that are consumed by suffering. Those are my hopes nonnies

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No. 864401[Reply]

Previous >>>/ot/849759

>Reminder that if you are a radfem/pinkpill/Terf sperg/gendercrit, the "unpopular opinions thread" is not your reverse uno to continue the discourse. Nor is it your general place to try and fight people. Ignore posters you disagree with.

If you are here to;
>sperg about trannies ruining your board, or your conspiracies that everyone who disagrees with you is a tranny - BAN.
>explain in detail why every man is shit - BAN.
>fight people who disagree with you - BAN.
>post vaguely veiled gendercrit posts to try and evade the no gendersperg rule - BAN.
>reply to someones personal experiences because you inherently disagree with their views - BAN.
>discuss your views on racism - BAN.
>have gender crit discussions - BAN.
>try and score twitter cookie points by dunking on the "bigot" terfs - BAN.

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No. 867069

oh my god that's so funny, I love you

No. 867106

laying on someone's arm is uncomfortable as fuck (for both parties)

No. 867109

Agree 100 percent. They have zero business at all in a field of female anatomy and health. It should be illegal

No. 867112

Based af. Frotting and mutual masterbation are the hottest in m/m fics and doujins

No. 867117

I'm a fujo and I prefer frott and oral. Weird generalization there

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No. 739039[Reply]

Post about your employment status, successes, woes, anxieties, rants, etc.

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No. 866997

Anyone here get irrationally pissed off at other people's incompetence?
> I am a process engineer at a manufacuting company. Its your typical scrote-infested pigsty.
> Product is coming off the line all fucked up
> There are only two processes where it could have realistically gone wrong
> For the first process I request for maintenance to change two pieces of tooling on a machine
> They only change out one.
> I notice this immediately, as product is now half-fucked.
> They explanation is that they wanted to 'test' if I noticed they had not done it.
> Why?
> Upon further investigation process 2 is also out of whack and has been causing separate. unrelated issue.
> I once again have to wrangle the autistic maintenance team into action.
> They use it as an excuse that I was wrong, while both processes are messed up and uncontrolled by their lackluster work.
> They never finish the work, are back to having a cuppa and a fag claiming that the work is too hard so they had to call an out-of-site engineer to come in.

Just fucking ridiculous.

No. 867042

Ot but what does a process engineer do? It sounds kind of cool.

No. 867068

Its a pretty loose mechanical engineering branch that specializes in how well things flow in a factory or any other place where you have something happening over and over again.
So basically all you do all day is try to come up with new ways for things to be better and more efficient/safer/more reliable.
It really depends where you work to be honest but its fun and I recommend it, even with it's downsides its very fun.

No. 867086

anon idk if you're in the US or not, but your job reference can't legally say much besides "yes anon was [job title] and worked here from this date to that date." I wouldn't worry about it, so hoping it all works out for you!

No. 867104

I'm not in the US and in my country what you said works the same way, but when I was still working there I caught her ranting about a previous apprentice about petty shit instead of just saying "yes she worked there and was a competent/incompetent employee", saying shit like
>I don't get why she leaves right on time everyday, she's not married and doesn't have kids so she doesn't have anything better to do, she can stay 30min more everyday to finish some stuff
>she lived with her parents back then too, she has no excuses
All of this completely unprompted. Literally none of this is anyone's business but she described her that way and made fun of her for not getting a new job after her apprenticeship was over once the phone call was over. She was lowkey judging me for still living with my parents during my internship even though she payed me way less than minimum wage so you can already imagine how she is.

They're the type of company that (illegally) hires interns and apprentices all the time for jobs that should be permanent because it's cheaper that way, and since that's illegal they can't say it outright I'm worried she'll try to cover up something if the recruiter asks her why they didn't hire me properly after my internship. During the interview I said I wanted to focus on preparing my thesis and oral presentation to graduate so that's why I didn't want to stay in the company but you know…

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No. 859941[Reply]

Got stupid questions? We've got stupid answers!
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No. 867047

That seems subjective. Lots of people like people with glasses more. Personally, I wear glasses and they make me look so fugly, I think it's because they are just there in the middle of your face and take attention from your features, like the eyes

No. 867048

I think it's the opposite for me. Glasses always make someone more attractive to me (unless their eyesight is super fucked so their glasses lens are thick and make them look bug eyed). I think I look like a dead fish without my glasses kek

No. 867052

Heh I made it!! here: >>>/ot/867049

No. 867100

How to take a selfie in which I look as good as in the mirror? Also, are there any (snapchat? Meitu? Something else?) filters that don't paint you a new face, but just clear up your complection?

No. 867110

When using the front facing camera, I've read that holding the phone far away from you and then zooming in towards your face will help mitigate the fucky distortion. If you have new iPhone I think there's a built in sort of feature, especially in portrait mode, that will help you look nicer.

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No. 616586[Reply]

Things annoy you? Let it out, anons!

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No. 867075

I'm so sorry… But no.
Up next on 97.9 The Fox, we got More Than A Feeling by Boston, and up after that Beast of Burden by the Rolling Stooooonness, here on THE FOX your home for classic rock.

Cause the Fox Rox.

No. 867078

I'm not a fan but I don't think the song is that bad.

ok boomer

No. 867080

I was curious, since I've always loved it, even as a child. I was both shocked and completely understanding of why it's become a worldwide phenomenon. I don't listen to classic/old rock, but if there was more stuff with this hopeful and nostalgic vibe, I would.

No. 867085

I'm nowhere near being a boomer, I'm just more rock n roll than you are.

No. 867099

That I totally understand, and I don't mind classics, I just don't like listening to the same deep-fried songs that remind me of every bad party or shitty bar I've been to.

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