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Lolcow Moovie Nights Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 06:52:12 PM No. 1936427[Reply]

Previous thread: >>>/ot/1481070

>What are moovie nights?
When a host is available we hold a "moovie night" where we unite and watch movies together. Please refer to the announcement posts per event to see when they are scheduled. Everyone is encouraged to host!

>What is Tunesday?
Tunesdays are days when we listen to music, often according to a theme. They are held on Tuesdays, but you are free to hop in whenever and organize your own! Everyone is allowed to add music to the playlist. The host will alternate by who added what so everyone gets a chance to listen to their picks.

Timezone Resources
March-October: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html?iso=20230713T190000&p1=tz_aet&p2=tz_awst&p3=tz_eest&p4=tz_cest&p5=tz_bst&p6=tz_et&p7=tz_ct&p8=tz_mt&p9=tz_pt
November-February: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html?iso=20231214T190000&p1=tz_aet&p2=tz_awst&p3=tz_eet&p4=tz_cet&p5=tz_gmt&p6=tz_et&p7=tz_ct&p8=tz_mt&p9=tz_pt
Hint: when in doubt, update the date to the current one on the site linked above, it will let you know if daylight savings is in effect.

>Where?
We have a dedicated room for Moovie Nights here:
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Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 09:58:26 PM No. 2104877

>>1936427
stream american dad next pls

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 10:08:19 PM No. 2104886

>>2104686
I love these Xena thursdays! 5 episodes was a good amount to watch in a row btw, 6 is a bit too long.

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 02:17:29 PM No. 2105597

>>2104877
Kinda same. You can host it too, btw.

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Lolcow Doodle Board #4 Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri) 06:18:07 PM No. 1575241[Reply]

Previous Thread >>>/ot/1337722

Come draw together with anons! Nobody else in? Leave a doodle before you go! Everyone welcomed, artfags or not. Drawings of board-tan highly appreciated.

>How it works
Every doodle board has a theme to encourage creativity. There are currently 4 main boards that are cycled through, and when the current board is nearly full a poll will be posted for users to vote on the next theme. Polls stay up for about 2-3 days, and they are your sign that the board will be cleared soon. A picture of the completed board and the new theme name will be posted. Occasional reminders will be posted with the link and theme of the current board. Miss the previous theme? That's alright! Just go to the previous board and add your doodle. Make sure to post it to the thread when you're done.

If you have any theme requests, please post them! We always appreciate new theme suggestions. Themes are merely a suggestion, you can draw whatever you like on the board but please keep in mind that we have a shitpost/no theme board.

Aside from the main board(s), there may also be multiple active side boards at any given time. These side boards have themes such as coloring book, vent/horror, shitposting/no theme, etc.

If you make a new layer and then leave the board you may not be able to access that layer again due to restrictions put on the boards to protect against raids and defacing. In this case, feel free to ask in this thread for your layer back and an admin will assist you.

In general, please do not be afraid to ask for help with anything. Admins cannot be active 24/7 but we will try to help you work out any issues as soon as possible.

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Anonymous 07/18/24 (Thu) 04:41:39 PM No. 2095376

>>2094081
We have a tie for the poll! You could be the deciding vote nonnie!
https://forms.gle/u94P9XWQuPSmcKBE9

Anonymous 07/18/24 (Thu) 05:36:48 PM No. 2095437

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>>2094081
The vote is in! The next theme is cows, cows, cows! We're talking about the animal here, but feel free to draw your favorite lolcow if that's what you want to do.
Cows, cows, cows
https://magma.com/d/dg50qa1lp9
No theme/Shitposting
https://magma.com/d/hwv6o3i65n
Here is our previous board, What is haunting your house? The dog that loves socks and the Pyramid ass are my favorites kek.

Anonymous 07/23/24 (Tue) 08:34:17 PM No. 2101920

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>>2095437
COME AND DRAW!!
The current theme is cows, cows, cows as you can see by this image, an excellent example of a real, actual cow.
https://magma.com/d/dg50qa1lp9
The no theme/shitposting board is looking amazing, so many cute Elsie drawings. Lots of space still available!
https://magma.com/d/hwv6o3i65n

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Reddit hate thread #22 Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 09:01:34 PM No. 2104812 [Reply]

Reddit, the hugbox for libertarian snowflakes, troons, suburban white dudes who think they are oppressed because women won’t suck their dicks, and a variety of other losers suffering from unmitigated autism.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2020501

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Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 06:10:54 PM No. 2105838

>>2105797
nta but cant wait! sounds milky

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 08:11:37 PM No. 2106181

>>2105547
They didn't see it and they don't believe it because "the government said we're all fine!". It's unbelievable after COVID and how much controversy and lies went around (on both sides, not bias) thinking the government is possibly dishonest with us is immediately regarded as some crazy bizarre mental hospital tier behavior when it should be practically standard to question how honest released statistics are

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 11:18:46 PM No. 2106568

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>>2105620
So they recorded this woman without her knowledge or permission, then posted it uncensored online? Ew. The guy looks like a full on deformed midget with those proportions too, not a normal short guy. Btw this ogre is 44 years old holy shit. If he were actually successful in dating, he'd have a wife and kids by now.

>>2105797
Bless you anon. I've always hoped we'd get a revival of the ricecel threads. I have so many r/AM caps to share.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:58:00 AM No. 2106678

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Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:59:33 AM No. 2106680

>>2106678
Men do almost all beastiality and shelters and most shelters have all women working. Did they just think they say it and it magically becomes true?

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Amerifag General #11 Anonymous 07/22/24 (Mon) 12:17:39 AM No. 2099122 [Reply]

Biden just fell out of a coconut tree. Kamala is unburdened by what has been.

Previous thread >>2088051

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Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:50:14 AM No. 2106673

>>2106665
Back to twitter with thee

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:51:09 AM No. 2106675

>>2106580
Kamala supports trannies. Women rather be around deranged trannies, rapists, piss, poop, filth and drugs left by homeless people and criminals than vote for Trump, the media indoctrination is cancerous. Both of these candidates are a gamble to vote for.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:54:08 AM No. 2106676

>>2106675
What is Trump going to do about rapists, homeless people, and criminals you moron

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:57:39 AM No. 2106677

>>2106482
Is there any reason why he picked that guy over the hundreds of other people he could've chosen?

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:58:58 AM No. 2106679

>>2106677
He is fat

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This thread passes the Bechdel test #4 Anonymous 07/12/24 (Fri) 05:01:00 PM No. 2086559 [Reply]

Off-topic random shit thread but the only rule is DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOIDS. Doesn't matter if it's men you hate, men you love, men you are attracted to, men you aren't attracted to, men you personally know, men you don't personally know, men that literally just exist, husbandos, yaoi, bara, het ships, nonexistent men, hypothetical men (including god or Jesus), men's opinions, none of these things are allowed ITT. NO PICTURES of moids (including animated moids) allowed either. This also includes trannies since they are men. If an anon mentions males ITT, report immediately.
>But why?
It's exhausting and annoying to see anons talking about nothing but moids over and over.
>Isn't this thread redundant?
If only.
>But what about-
Real life animals are fine but otherwise just follow the Rule of thumb: if you have to ask then it most likely belongs elsewhere so don't even bother.

previous thread: >>>/ot/2055834

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Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:30:08 AM No. 2106645

>>2105032
Ive been squatting like the second image ever since I was three because ever since I was three I suffered from chronic constipation. But once my sister walked in on me and said I was climbing on the toilet. I wasn't climbing, I was shitting the way I knew how, by nature. I knew this by nature. It is who I am.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:45:01 AM No. 2106668

>>2106639
Yeah we need to see and hear piss tinkling for sure. Very artistic.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:47:27 AM No. 2106670

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sitting in my room wearing only a towel waiting for my clothes to be done in the washer so i can put them in the dryer and take a shower and it feels so nice because i never do this and it feels like i’m living like larry right now. my period is finally over but you know that thing where it just does those final gushes when you think it’s finally over so i’m taking a risk sitting on my bed like this kek. do any of you nonnas walk around the house naked and free?

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:48:47 AM No. 2106671

>>2106670
Cute pic!

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:50:31 AM No. 2106674

>>2106670
Naked and free is my preferred state when I'm home alone, I miss living completely alone even though the flat was tiny because I could be naked whenever, highly built up city so no one on the ground could see, probably only my neighbour but life goes on.

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Positivity Thread #5 Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 07:12:09 PM No. 1601035 [Reply]

What's looking up, Nonnie?

Previous thread: >>>/ot/1187321

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Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 05:56:47 PM No. 2105827

I just got a new job!

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 05:57:08 PM No. 2105828

>>2105810
woo woooo

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:32:29 AM No. 2106651

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I've had my laptop since 2017 and it still works just as well since they day I got it, nothing broken at all and super fast even while running heavy applications. And this is even with me using it probably 6+ hours a day every day since 2017, lugging it around in my backpack all through college, and dropping it on the floor dozens of times. This laptop is so amazing that I almost feel unworthy of it. I wish computers were sentient so I could thank her.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:36:54 AM No. 2106655

>>2106651
Do you have a thinkpad? I got mine in 2015 and only replaced it when it finally started slowing down in 2021

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:44:40 AM No. 2106667

>>2106655
yes, picrel of my post is my laptop model. she is perfect. 7 years old and still works like new. I think I will keep this laptop until it literally stops functioning, even if it eventually starts slowing down, just out of sheer respect

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Mundane Shit #21 Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 05:46:08 PM No. 2069178 [Reply]

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events that have recently happened in your life.

Previous Thread: >>>/ot/2025758

Please follow all /ot/ board rules.

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Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 10:09:36 PM No. 2106476

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>>2106447
nonnie what? no, i just drank lots of cough syrup bc i have an assignment in two days that im still working on, i just wanted to be relieved of this cold quickly

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 11:54:51 PM No. 2106595

I tried creating an instagram account (on browser, I'm not downloading an app), don't know if the internet connection or their system was buggy but I couldn't make it work, I tried registering a name, it didn't work when I pressed Next, so I tried a different username each time and my account ended up deactivated when I tried logging in again. I don't even want to use instagram, but it's often the only way to follow some artists (especially tattoo artists), make reservations to restaurants and art galleries, and my friend keeps sending me posts.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:04:21 AM No. 2106604

>>2105139
I did it again, I feel unstoppable and my legs are nicely stretched

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:41:40 AM No. 2106663

>>2106595
i had the same problem except they flat out banned me while making the account (like after putting in the confirmation code or something i don't remember) because they wanted me to put in a real name. apparently they have a rule against making up a fake identity

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:43:38 AM No. 2106666

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Whenever your go-to insult on here when it doesn't apply or correlate is "fat retard" you kind of make it obvious you're a fat retard yourself

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General Tinfoil Thread #20 Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 10:59:41 PM No. 2085806 [Reply]

General Conspiracy Thread.

Do you have somewhat schizophrenic beliefs that worry your friends and family? Tired of getting red-texted for "tinfoiling" about recent events around the globe? If so, you've come to the right place.

Discussions surrounding government cover-ups, entertainment industry secrets, odd predictions, political intrigues, etc., are all welcome here.

Please follow all /ot/ board rules. Don't start petty infights, and remember to report bait instead of responding.

Previous threads:
#1 >>>/ot/369313
#2 >>>/ot/490893
#3 >>>/ot/636795
#4 >>>/ot/849990
#5 >>>/ot/935591
#6 >>>/ot/1028419
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Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 10:30:35 PM No. 2106498

Blind Item about Bill Gates paying European men to impregnate African Women.

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 11:44:07 PM No. 2106588

>>2104366
You're completely right. She's fascinating to witness, I go into that thread just to read her ramblings. I wish anons left her alone, it's equivalent to cow tipping in my opinion kek along the lines of "don't touch the poop". That thread is really just her own personal diary

Anonymous 07/26/24 (Fri) 11:53:54 PM No. 2106593

>>2104910
I love bp-chan, she’s close to getting the truth but her mental illness stops all logic and reason from forming a proper outlet for it

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:31:35 AM No. 2106649

My tinfoil is that some of the radfem anons migrated to kiwi farms is because they’re allowed to say the n-word and racebait, unlike here and are cool with null.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:38:45 AM No. 2106659

>>2106649
How is this tinfoil nonna, I’m pretty sure this is exactly what happened. Other female kiwifags are addicted to the attention they get from male incels who use the site too. I like the way the other farms are laid out and kiwifags document cows well, but the userbase is also made up of unhinged cows themselves, probably even more so than here by a large margin

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Twitter Hate Thread: #18 Anonymous 06/12/24 (Wed) 06:49:44 AM No. 2046031 [Reply]

Previous thread:
>>>/ot/1936286
>>>/ot/1859737
>>>/ot/1742282

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Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 01:31:00 AM No. 2103544

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Twitter having a normal one

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 06:32:08 AM No. 2103847

>>2103544
Did he write "BAD" on her chest in big letters like he's a literal toddler? Racists are pathetic manchildren.

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 06:49:58 AM No. 2103881

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>>2102635

Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 09:41:05 AM No. 2103965

>>2046031
Ah yes, the totally not oversexualized, completely normal pose of spreading ones cheeks. 100% something we all do for our pics, how could you see this as porn??

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:37:58 AM No. 2106657

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I hate this dumbass account on twitter because they act like parodying Asian stereotypes is the funniest thing on earth but draw the line at transphobia lmfaoooo fuck I hate tras and their retarded logic

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Unpopular Opinions #141 Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 07:48:56 PM No. 2104704 [Reply]

continuing the american dad theme edition
>no racebait
>no infighting
>don't reply to bait
>rest of /ot/ board rules apply
>farmhands are always watching
previous:
>>>/ot/2090915(thread made by ban evading personalityfag)

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Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:22:45 AM No. 2106636

>>2105751
I get why you would think this and feel that women are acting performative about male ugliness, but it's really how we feel. The white-hot rage I feel when I see an ugly male is real and the words I use to describe him are also real. Nasty squinty dead retard gaze and receding hair and poopshit beards, it's vulgar and we shouldn't have to live with it. I've never seen a woman so ugly that I felt indescribable rage. It's only males who summon that feeling. It's because you can just tell where the 'human' ends and the rape beast begins.

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:24:21 AM No. 2106638

>>2106605
We dont care about defective men here

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:26:46 AM No. 2106642

>>2106570
So do I, nonnie. I am sick of men larping as women and EVERYONE seems to be okay with this. I feel like a freak because all i see are men and I refuse to call or pretend a man is a woman because they just 'feel like it.' Makes me too angry

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:30:14 AM No. 2106646

>>2106570
We need to reopen mental instutions and bring back involuntary commitment

Anonymous 07/27/24 (Sat) 12:30:48 AM No. 2106648

>>2106605
its not genocide if they're not people

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