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Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.
Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behavior. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.
CLASSIC MILK:>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom. >Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as antisemitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick color (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim. >participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modeled for Covergirl.
Last time on the Lillee Jean show…
>Lillee posts a recap of her own weak rebuttals to legitimate criticism, as though she really did something >>825870>Lillee publicly suicide baits, causing someone to report her to her local police department for a wellness check. Lillee claims that the "entire department" showed up on her doorstep and called it "swatting" >>825871>After years of insisting that nothing is wrong with her baby shark teeth, Lillee gets invisalign! >>825933, >>827211, >>827488>Lillee introduces us to Elaine Gertler-Miller, another internet nobody from her engagement pod. Elaine quickly earns her own thread in /snow >>826003, >>826024, >>826075, >>826197>Lillee continues to issue false copyright strikes on Youtube >>826290, >>827110, >>827265, >>827696, >>833388>Launches a new Youtube channel, Lillee Jean Beauty >>826571>More bad makeup >>826648>Still repeating lies about collaborating with Bite Beauty >>826708>Lillee posts an extremely unsettling live where she tries to be sexy as Baby Yoda >>826755, >>826982>Everyone is antisemitic, everyone is Diane >>826832>Laur draws attention to her sister's murder on the 26th anniversary of the event. As sad as it is that she lost her sister, she whips this out as a "gotcha" anytime she needs sympathy >>826918>Lillee gets another sponsorship with "zbeautyoffical" >>827010>posts a video on "How to stay out of internet drama" >>827103>begins shilling extremely shoddy merchandise >>827104>creates another new Youtube channel, Lillee Jean Receipts, to try to refute more criticism >>827720, >>827864>Laur inadvertently exposes Lillee for actually playing with dolls, not just collecting them >>827888>Having no understanding of the concept of fair use, Lillee believes that people need to actually contact her for permission >>828011, >>830717>LJ and Laur still viciously attack anyone who mentions her in a negative light >>828229>LJ teaches how you can have your own greasy, unkempt ponytail >>828252>still desperate for bottom-of-the-barrel coomer attention >>829002>Invisalign updates >>830414>Literally using a teething ring >>830474>Recap of everything LJ and Laur have bullied others for during their anti-bullying campaign >>830653>For years now, Lillee has posted tons of gifs of herself to giphy. >>830754 Evidently she plans to copyright strike anyone she doesn't like for using her gifs. >>833455>LJ buys another shallow pay-to-play article to boost her SEO >>831762. It gets taken down >>832408, reposted elsewhere >>832439, and replaced >>832622 like they're playing whack-a-mole>LJ hosts another live with random guests, including one who shows his dick to her audience >>832220>Finally chops her disgusting ratty hair >>832370>Is cosplaying anime cultural appropriation? >>833041>braces Q&A >>833351
MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2020 (updated December 2020)
(goes between private and public) https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc
(goes between private and public) https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement
Other relevant links can be found here >>767646
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They’re using this guy’s information on their latest copyright claims. He runs a business offering brand management courses over zoom. https://brandyoubetter.com/
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Following LJ in Pinterest has unleashed a sea of badly done merch in my feed. This one is called Brave Archer Girl and they couldn't be arsed including the bow, the item most important to the subject of "archer".
I genuinely need this bag to bring to the beach this summer
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I know I’m replying to last thread, but I’ve been busy. Forgive me >>833258
I’m on urban’s PR list and so is another girl I know and we received this palette almost exactly a month ago.
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still can’t properly put on shoes
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Cute "The Oblongs" cosplay, Lillee.
THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. LJ does have an ass, but the jeans don't fit and make it look saggy and creepy. I think it's photoshop because her thighs blend into her ass and it looks like she might have tried to show a distinction? I'm not good with spotting PS. >>833796
Pretty much this. She needs clothes that fit.
>>833796>Not correctly putting on your wedge shoe for a photoshoot.
Anon, her ankles are twice the size of normal ankles, her body doesn't follow human anatomy standard.
She can't fasten the damn shoes.
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Mackenzie Westmore’s Instagram account has been suspended (not hacked kek). Probably for buying followers and participating in Lillee’s engagement pod. Maybe Lillee will be next.
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It still makes me laugh when Lillee forgets to switch accounts and talks to herself
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She’s a millionaire y’all
Her cankles too big to buckle her shoes anymore kek
Hey at least she's wearing clothes for the first time since the fall, though. Did the victoria's secret nightie finally disintegrate in disgust?
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Found this on reddit
Ancestry anons have been saying this since great grandma and her mutilated face were first mentioned. Lillee’s timeline has always been suspicious. Great grandma was bayoneted in the face by a Tzars’ men in 1921.The last Russian tzar was killed in 1918.The photos of great grandma have no scars on her face. As soon as ancestry anons brought up great great grandma Jean being a dude, Lillee stopped doing her ancestry YouTube series. Laur’s parents were practicing Jews. I think Laur embellished stories about their family’s persecution and Lillee was repeating it. Neither had any idea how easy this stuff can be fact checked. It’s especially a problem when you start telling PoC
to shut the fuck up about slavery because they’ve never met their relatives, unlike Lillee and Laur. Only Lillee and Laur had no relatives involved with the Holocaust because great grandma Scarface was already living a nice life in NYC. It’s fucked and while it’s not as interesting as buying followers or harassing minority content creators, it’s the most fucked up thing they’re saying and doing right now.
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These are ggmas photos from Lillee’s video. No scars.
I also find it odd Lillee uses antisemitic talking points when discussing her Jewish heritage, like Jewish people being involved in slave trade.
Sorry I'm late. Had to watch the video completely because I thought there was a misinterpretation there somewhere but no. She kept spewing nonsense and I can see why we and her subscribers (the two of them) are confused.
>Talks about moving the jaw forward.
It's not really possible past puberty to move jaws with just bracers. Adult orthodontics usually include jaw surgeries to do that.
>Someone asks why she didn't just get brackets and she goes on about teeth eroding.
I have no idea what the erosion part is a conclusion to, but she is right that the canine needs to be pulled in line with a gold chain and you can't attach the end of the chain on an invisalign tray. The plastic isn't stable enough for that.
>Says she is not the one to give orthodontic advice.
>"I don't have bands."
She doesn't but the person asking probably wanted to know about the big metal bands (usually on lower first molars) instead of rubber ones.
>American ideals in dentistry.
Yeah sure blocky white veneers are a look but we're more concerned about her hygiene.
Tinnitus is permanent.
>TMJ and clicking
Most people have tempomandibular joints so I have no idea what she's on about. Her tmj probably just pops and Laur is an arse about it. It's not uncommon and isn't fixed with ortho.
>Talks about her ortho being very capable and told her just by touching her gums that she's missing teeth.
We all can see that without actually feeling her gums.
>Talks about her ortho doing it faster because she's a "Diamond Provider".
This type of ortho is quite fast and I would be worried if it wasn't fast. What I think she's on about is fixed ortho which takes a bit longer.
Nothing of interest here. Probably eats stuff with hidden sugars and carbs in it. (The "sugarbug fodder".)
>Eyeloss, hearing loss.
I still have no clue what she's on about. I have never heard of such thing that you'd need orthodontics in order to keep an eye or hearing. (I mean if she means sepsis due pulp caries/insane pericoronitis/idk pick one then sure but it's wrong to threaten your daughter/anyone else with that.)
>Root canal treatment.
I have no clue what she's on about. RCT-ing impacted canines is not a correct way to treat them. (I would like to remind that RCT is an good-but-not-great option for tooth ache when all else has been tried, but not for orthodontic treatment.)
Made me think if she had rotten deciduous canines (only roots left) and they wanted to RCT them in order to build new crowns instead of ortho. Still not an adequate option.
>Talks about trays and not using the upper set because of brackets.
Makes me wonder if she's been duped…
Yeah this is a legit thing. Medium or hard brushes can wear down enamel and gum (causes permanent tooth sensitivity) and it's always recommended to use the softest brush imaginable. Or an electric one which tells when you press too hard.
>Spacing versus crowding.
Yeah it's true in a way that spacing is better than crowding when it comes to keeping up good oral hygiene.
There I sat thinking this: she refers to her peg teeth as chicklet teeth. When she talks about "baby teeth" is she actually referring to the peg tooth/teeth? As in they are tiny and baby-like.
So, in short I still stand behind the idea that she's just getting it done because it got to Laur. Maybe the company offered her free treatment for advertising, hence it wouldn't be on insurance and hence this reads as an advertisement for the company. She keeps underlining certain things too much during a simple Q&A.
Reposted after fixing a brain fart.
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I must add to this that like the other anon said earlier, that she most likely has microdontia and thus probably no actual baby (primary, deciduous) dentition. They are most likely extracting a permanent premolar in order to make room for her canines and probably putting a crown/crowns on the smaller peg tooth/teeth.
It's correct that by this point if she had any baby teeth, they'd be pulled. Because they aren't durable. No ortho in their righteous mind would save a baby tooth in a treatment of this scale because it'd most likely pull it out which would render the whole process void and would probably be malpractice and would likely get sued for that.
However in cases where the primary tooth would be present it'd still be visibly smaller than the permanent teeth roots are. >>833895
Yeah, like a third of the deal is about teeth and the rest is about the occlusion aka how the teeth bite together and how the jaws align. Lillee's treatment plan is common and kinda lame in professional world but she does make it seem like something unusual. She's kinda lucky in a way that it'll only require this much work.
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Went all the way back to thread #1 for this, but here's the first instance of Lillee talking about her grandma. >>834612
It isn’t really an ass when she’s uniformly fat and bloated everywhere. Of course if she’s obese, the ass is going to look like a lumpy sack of potatoes much like her stomach, flabby fat arms and candles so fucking thick she can’t even fasten her shoes.
Lillee if you’re reading this, lose some damn weight.
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Sage for old milk but this is one of my favorite LJ lore tangents and I can't resist. Credit to Ancestry anon from a few threads ago.
That 1922 arrival sure is inconvenient for the goblin victim
A history lesson for Attic Academy alumni:
1917: Tzar abdicated throne
1918: Tzar is killed with immediate family by Bolsheviks.
1922: Hitler arrested for treason by German gov after failed drunken putsch. A powerless lil edgelord in a Bavarian jailcell.
1933: Hitler appointed chancellor - comes to power.
It seems Grandpa Jean left at the perfect time to avoid the tsar and the nazis! They should've picked the Bolshevik/evil commie make-your-own adventure option. Maybe next time, goblins!
Also, look at all those holocaust survivors that immigrated before the third reich came into power.
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Noo don’t look up all the retarded lies i’ve said losers. So obsessed with me
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Just got done being used as a perch for birds
Her face is so fucking light and gray in comparison to the rest of her body omg
What is this stupid ancient obsession with paleness?? Whose gonna tell her fat Ukrainian middle aged farmer’s wife looking ass that’s far from the beauty standard these days
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LJ used the Yoda filter a few days ago on a live. It looks more goblin-like than ever. Especially with the metal in her mouth.
Did anyone get a screenshot of her story about the PR she got from the exercise startup? It's weird they're sending shit to a chubby goblin. Maybe they're hoping for a glow up for their marketing materials.
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Gummee Jean arrives next week.
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Lillee told Mackenzie it would be a good idea to buy a million followers and Instagram yeeted her account kek
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Lillee has a friend or is she fighting with Laur?
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Totally not sus stats for Tiktok.>>834009
Would love to hear an insta rep about this, LJ got away but not McKenzie. Why?
She could have been hacked because she was buying followers and
her account was suspended. Depending on the bot farm, these idiots have to give permissions to their accounts. McKenzie’s account was verified and would resell high. Iirc, the exact same thing happened to LJ a few months ago with her followers fluctuating 900k within a day or two. The bot farm probably took over McKenzie’s account, added a million followers and were planning on selling the account but Instagram suspended it first.
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Earl’s relatives were the first people in Pennsylvania according to Lillee’s everpedia.
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Nice spot to put he the watermark lillee……
I’m starting to think she has a humiliation fetish
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G8 article to add to your official website
Her whole ancestry ordeal identically mirrors a middle schooler that has no personality traits, so she exaggerates stories or straight up lies about her family to seem cool, because that is literally her only
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Lillee was using a brand consultant’s information on her copyright strikes. The guy finally responded and said he had no idea it was happening.
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She has several of the common symptoms of Turner Syndrome. I'm guessing Laur never had this diagnosed or treated, hence LJ didn't get growth hormones. She is only 4'9 at age 20. She also has the thick neck issue now, the teeth, the chest plate issue, and more. Laur never took her to a doctor - it's so wrong.
people whose native language doesn’t have pronouns often have a hard time with English pronouns
this is why you don’t outsource your PR on Fiverr
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Which member of her engagement pod will we meet next?
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Lillee’s newest article confirms tinfoil she wasn’t diagnosed pre-diabetic by a physician and Laur never followed up with professionals.
Because it's literally all she has to be proud of.
Most people's interests "come to light" by 7 years old. It's not an accomplishment to be interested in art etc, you have to actually DO something with it that impresses people. Lillee's entire life is a participation trophy created by Laur to reward her for existing and liking things.
Lillee liked art as a child? She must inherently be a prodigy! She learned how to use a computer? Incredible, she's a genius! Managed to avoid childhood diabetes, like the vast majority of the world's population? Amazing, add it to the bio!
i think amy and sammy remind me more of Lori and her stockholm syndrome boyfriend over in /w/
in my opinion lilee is like if gypsy rose and honey boo boo were combined.
Comparing that fat retarded child to Honey Boo Boo is an odd choice.
Honey Boo Boo had the basic level of charisma necessary to build a career which is honestly a lot more than can be said for Lillee Jean.
That, and Honey Boo Boo was actually good at what she did and had a bunch of awards to show for it, which is WAAAY more than Lillee had acheived.
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So, teens have to wear braces for years and don't have teeth nearly as bad as LJ, but all LJ's teeth problems can be fixed within a month?
How can canines emerge so fast?
Could it be an infection? kek
With the extent of Laur and Earl's financial troubles, it's likely they couldn't afford to fix her dental issues. I wouldn't doubt they pooled their 1400 stimulus checks to pay for it because she was having jaw pain, googled TMJ and flipped out.
And what Lillee wants, Queen Lillee gets.
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Can anyone make sense of this?
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Another shot for her foot fetish fans.
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>>834415>my ortho is a goddess
actual review of ortho in pic related (https://www.zocdoc.com/dentist/laura-danoff-dmd-285822