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Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.
Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behavior. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.
CLASSIC MILK:>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom. >Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as antisemitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick color (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim. >participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modeled for Covergirl.
Last time on the Lillee Jean show…
>Lillee posts a recap of her own weak rebuttals to legitimate criticism, as though she really did something >>825870>Lillee publicly suicide baits, causing someone to report her to her local police department for a wellness check. Lillee claims that the "entire department" showed up on her doorstep and called it "swatting" >>825871>After years of insisting that nothing is wrong with her baby shark teeth, Lillee gets invisalign! >>825933, >>827211, >>827488>Lillee introduces us to Elaine Gertler-Miller, another internet nobody from her engagement pod. Elaine quickly earns her own thread in /snow >>826003, >>826024, >>826075, >>826197>Lillee continues to issue false copyright strikes on Youtube >>826290, >>827110, >>827265, >>827696, >>833388>Launches a new Youtube channel, Lillee Jean Beauty >>826571>More bad makeup >>826648>Still repeating lies about collaborating with Bite Beauty >>826708>Lillee posts an extremely unsettling live where she tries to be sexy as Baby Yoda >>826755, >>826982>Everyone is antisemitic, everyone is Diane >>826832>Laur draws attention to her sister's murder on the 26th anniversary of the event. As sad as it is that she lost her sister, she whips this out as a "gotcha" anytime she needs sympathy >>826918>Lillee gets another sponsorship with "zbeautyoffical" >>827010>posts a video on "How to stay out of internet drama" >>827103>begins shilling extremely shoddy merchandise >>827104>creates another new Youtube channel, Lillee Jean Receipts, to try to refute more criticism >>827720, >>827864>Laur inadvertently exposes Lillee for actually playing with dolls, not just collecting them >>827888>Having no understanding of the concept of fair use, Lillee believes that people need to actually contact her for permission >>828011, >>830717>LJ and Laur still viciously attack anyone who mentions her in a negative light >>828229>LJ teaches how you can have your own greasy, unkempt ponytail >>828252>still desperate for bottom-of-the-barrel coomer attention >>829002>Invisalign updates >>830414>Literally using a teething ring >>830474>Recap of everything LJ and Laur have bullied others for during their anti-bullying campaign >>830653>For years now, Lillee has posted tons of gifs of herself to giphy. >>830754 Evidently she plans to copyright strike anyone she doesn't like for using her gifs. >>833455>LJ buys another shallow pay-to-play article to boost her SEO >>831762. It gets taken down >>832408, reposted elsewhere >>832439, and replaced >>832622 like they're playing whack-a-mole>LJ hosts another live with random guests, including one who shows his dick to her audience >>832220>Finally chops her disgusting ratty hair >>832370>Is cosplaying anime cultural appropriation? >>833041>braces Q&A >>833351
MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2020 (updated December 2020)
(goes between private and public) https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc
(goes between private and public) https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement
Other relevant links can be found here >>767646
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They’re using this guy’s information on their latest copyright claims. He runs a business offering brand management courses over zoom. https://brandyoubetter.com/
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Following LJ in Pinterest has unleashed a sea of badly done merch in my feed. This one is called Brave Archer Girl and they couldn't be arsed including the bow, the item most important to the subject of "archer".
I genuinely need this bag to bring to the beach this summer
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I know I’m replying to last thread, but I’ve been busy. Forgive me >>833258
I’m on urban’s PR list and so is another girl I know and we received this palette almost exactly a month ago.
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still can’t properly put on shoes
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Cute "The Oblongs" cosplay, Lillee.
THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. LJ does have an ass, but the jeans don't fit and make it look saggy and creepy. I think it's photoshop because her thighs blend into her ass and it looks like she might have tried to show a distinction? I'm not good with spotting PS. >>833796
Pretty much this. She needs clothes that fit.
>>833796>Not correctly putting on your wedge shoe for a photoshoot.
Anon, her ankles are twice the size of normal ankles, her body doesn't follow human anatomy standard.
She can't fasten the damn shoes.
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Mackenzie Westmore’s Instagram account has been suspended (not hacked kek). Probably for buying followers and participating in Lillee’s engagement pod. Maybe Lillee will be next.
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It still makes me laugh when Lillee forgets to switch accounts and talks to herself
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She’s a millionaire y’all
Her cankles too big to buckle her shoes anymore kek
Hey at least she's wearing clothes for the first time since the fall, though. Did the victoria's secret nightie finally disintegrate in disgust?
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Found this on reddit
Ancestry anons have been saying this since great grandma and her mutilated face were first mentioned. Lillee’s timeline has always been suspicious. Great grandma was bayoneted in the face by a Tzars’ men in 1921.The last Russian tzar was killed in 1918.The photos of great grandma have no scars on her face. As soon as ancestry anons brought up great great grandma Jean being a dude, Lillee stopped doing her ancestry YouTube series. Laur’s parents were practicing Jews. I think Laur embellished stories about their family’s persecution and Lillee was repeating it. Neither had any idea how easy this stuff can be fact checked. It’s especially a problem when you start telling PoC
to shut the fuck up about slavery because they’ve never met their relatives, unlike Lillee and Laur. Only Lillee and Laur had no relatives involved with the Holocaust because great grandma Scarface was already living a nice life in NYC. It’s fucked and while it’s not as interesting as buying followers or harassing minority content creators, it’s the most fucked up thing they’re saying and doing right now.
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These are ggmas photos from Lillee’s video. No scars.
I also find it odd Lillee uses antisemitic talking points when discussing her Jewish heritage, like Jewish people being involved in slave trade.
Sorry I'm late. Had to watch the video completely because I thought there was a misinterpretation there somewhere but no. She kept spewing nonsense and I can see why we and her subscribers (the two of them) are confused.
>Talks about moving the jaw forward.
It's not really possible past puberty to move jaws with just bracers. Adult orthodontics usually include jaw surgeries to do that.
>Someone asks why she didn't just get brackets and she goes on about teeth eroding.
I have no idea what the erosion part is a conclusion to, but she is right that the canine needs to be pulled in line with a gold chain and you can't attach the end of the chain on an invisalign tray. The plastic isn't stable enough for that.
>Says she is not the one to give orthodontic advice.
>"I don't have bands."
She doesn't but the person asking probably wanted to know about the big metal bands (usually on lower first molars) instead of rubber ones.
>American ideals in dentistry.
Yeah sure blocky white veneers are a look but we're more concerned about her hygiene.
Tinnitus is permanent.
>TMJ and clicking
Most people have tempomandibular joints so I have no idea what she's on about. Her tmj probably just pops and Laur is an arse about it. It's not uncommon and isn't fixed with ortho.
>Talks about her ortho being very capable and told her just by touching her gums that she's missing teeth.
We all can see that without actually feeling her gums.
>Talks about her ortho doing it faster because she's a "Diamond Provider".
This type of ortho is quite fast and I would be worried if it wasn't fast. What I think she's on about is fixed ortho which takes a bit longer.
Nothing of interest here. Probably eats stuff with hidden sugars and carbs in it. (The "sugarbug fodder".)
>Eyeloss, hearing loss.
I still have no clue what she's on about. I have never heard of such thing that you'd need orthodontics in order to keep an eye or hearing. (I mean if she means sepsis due pulp caries/insane pericoronitis/idk pick one then sure but it's wrong to threaten your daughter/anyone else with that.)
>Root canal treatment.
I have no clue what she's on about. RCT-ing impacted canines is not a correct way to treat them. (I would like to remind that RCT is an good-but-not-great option for tooth ache when all else has been tried, but not for orthodontic treatment.)
Made me think if she had rotten deciduous canines (only roots left) and they wanted to RCT them in order to build new crowns instead of ortho. Still not an adequate option.
>Talks about trays and not using the upper set because of brackets.
Makes me wonder if she's been duped…
Yeah this is a legit thing. Medium or hard brushes can wear down enamel and gum (causes permanent tooth sensitivity) and it's always recommended to use the softest brush imaginable. Or an electric one which tells when you press too hard.
>Spacing versus crowding.
Yeah it's true in a way that spacing is better than crowding when it comes to keeping up good oral hygiene.
There I sat thinking this: she refers to her peg teeth as chicklet teeth. When she talks about "baby teeth" is she actually referring to the peg tooth/teeth? As in they are tiny and baby-like.
So, in short I still stand behind the idea that she's just getting it done because it got to Laur. Maybe the company offered her free treatment for advertising, hence it wouldn't be on insurance and hence this reads as an advertisement for the company. She keeps underlining certain things too much during a simple Q&A.
Reposted after fixing a brain fart.
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I must add to this that like the other anon said earlier, that she most likely has microdontia and thus probably no actual baby (primary, deciduous) dentition. They are most likely extracting a permanent premolar in order to make room for her canines and probably putting a crown/crowns on the smaller peg tooth/teeth.
It's correct that by this point if she had any baby teeth, they'd be pulled. Because they aren't durable. No ortho in their righteous mind would save a baby tooth in a treatment of this scale because it'd most likely pull it out which would render the whole process void and would probably be malpractice and would likely get sued for that.
However in cases where the primary tooth would be present it'd still be visibly smaller than the permanent teeth roots are. >>833895
Yeah, like a third of the deal is about teeth and the rest is about the occlusion aka how the teeth bite together and how the jaws align. Lillee's treatment plan is common and kinda lame in professional world but she does make it seem like something unusual. She's kinda lucky in a way that it'll only require this much work.
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Went all the way back to thread #1 for this, but here's the first instance of Lillee talking about her grandma. >>834612
It isn’t really an ass when she’s uniformly fat and bloated everywhere. Of course if she’s obese, the ass is going to look like a lumpy sack of potatoes much like her stomach, flabby fat arms and candles so fucking thick she can’t even fasten her shoes.
Lillee if you’re reading this, lose some damn weight.
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Sage for old milk but this is one of my favorite LJ lore tangents and I can't resist. Credit to Ancestry anon from a few threads ago.
That 1922 arrival sure is inconvenient for the goblin victim
A history lesson for Attic Academy alumni:
1917: Tzar abdicated throne
1918: Tzar is killed with immediate family by Bolsheviks.
1922: Hitler arrested for treason by German gov after failed drunken putsch. A powerless lil edgelord in a Bavarian jailcell.
1933: Hitler appointed chancellor - comes to power.
It seems Grandpa Jean left at the perfect time to avoid the tsar and the nazis! They should've picked the Bolshevik/evil commie make-your-own adventure option. Maybe next time, goblins!
Also, look at all those holocaust survivors that immigrated before the third reich came into power.
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Noo don’t look up all the retarded lies i’ve said losers. So obsessed with me
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Just got done being used as a perch for birds
Her face is so fucking light and gray in comparison to the rest of her body omg
What is this stupid ancient obsession with paleness?? Whose gonna tell her fat Ukrainian middle aged farmer’s wife looking ass that’s far from the beauty standard these days
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LJ used the Yoda filter a few days ago on a live. It looks more goblin-like than ever. Especially with the metal in her mouth.
Did anyone get a screenshot of her story about the PR she got from the exercise startup? It's weird they're sending shit to a chubby goblin. Maybe they're hoping for a glow up for their marketing materials.
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Gummee Jean arrives next week.
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Lillee told Mackenzie it would be a good idea to buy a million followers and Instagram yeeted her account kek
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Lillee has a friend or is she fighting with Laur?
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Totally not sus stats for Tiktok.>>834009
Would love to hear an insta rep about this, LJ got away but not McKenzie. Why?
She could have been hacked because she was buying followers and
her account was suspended. Depending on the bot farm, these idiots have to give permissions to their accounts. McKenzie’s account was verified and would resell high. Iirc, the exact same thing happened to LJ a few months ago with her followers fluctuating 900k within a day or two. The bot farm probably took over McKenzie’s account, added a million followers and were planning on selling the account but Instagram suspended it first.
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Earl’s relatives were the first people in Pennsylvania according to Lillee’s everpedia.
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Nice spot to put he the watermark lillee……
I’m starting to think she has a humiliation fetish
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G8 article to add to your official website
Her whole ancestry ordeal identically mirrors a middle schooler that has no personality traits, so she exaggerates stories or straight up lies about her family to seem cool, because that is literally her only
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Lillee was using a brand consultant’s information on her copyright strikes. The guy finally responded and said he had no idea it was happening.
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She has several of the common symptoms of Turner Syndrome. I'm guessing Laur never had this diagnosed or treated, hence LJ didn't get growth hormones. She is only 4'9 at age 20. She also has the thick neck issue now, the teeth, the chest plate issue, and more. Laur never took her to a doctor - it's so wrong.
people whose native language doesn’t have pronouns often have a hard time with English pronouns
this is why you don’t outsource your PR on Fiverr
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Which member of her engagement pod will we meet next?
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Lillee’s newest article confirms tinfoil she wasn’t diagnosed pre-diabetic by a physician and Laur never followed up with professionals.
Because it's literally all she has to be proud of.
Most people's interests "come to light" by 7 years old. It's not an accomplishment to be interested in art etc, you have to actually DO something with it that impresses people. Lillee's entire life is a participation trophy created by Laur to reward her for existing and liking things.
Lillee liked art as a child? She must inherently be a prodigy! She learned how to use a computer? Incredible, she's a genius! Managed to avoid childhood diabetes, like the vast majority of the world's population? Amazing, add it to the bio!
i think amy and sammy remind me more of Lori and her stockholm syndrome boyfriend over in /w/
in my opinion lilee is like if gypsy rose and honey boo boo were combined.
Comparing that fat retarded child to Honey Boo Boo is an odd choice.
Honey Boo Boo had the basic level of charisma necessary to build a career which is honestly a lot more than can be said for Lillee Jean.
That, and Honey Boo Boo was actually good at what she did and had a bunch of awards to show for it, which is WAAAY more than Lillee had acheived.
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So, teens have to wear braces for years and don't have teeth nearly as bad as LJ, but all LJ's teeth problems can be fixed within a month?
How can canines emerge so fast?
Could it be an infection? kek
With the extent of Laur and Earl's financial troubles, it's likely they couldn't afford to fix her dental issues. I wouldn't doubt they pooled their 1400 stimulus checks to pay for it because she was having jaw pain, googled TMJ and flipped out.
And what Lillee wants, Queen Lillee gets.
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Can anyone make sense of this?
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Another shot for her foot fetish fans.
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>>834415>my ortho is a goddess
actual review of ortho in pic related (https://www.zocdoc.com/dentist/laura-danoff-dmd-285822
i think she's trying to say that because her first and second teeth have moved, the impacted canines have also moved and are causing pain?
it seems she thinks that the canines made her front teeth move though which isn't true… they put a chain on the two front teeth before to bring them together smh.
also, agree with >>834352
in that it's crazy her ortho is trying to get all of this done so quickly… i can't imagine how much pain she's in from this super rushed process.
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, imagine having your ass sag even when your leg is bent in front of you.
I thought the photo with her jeans on just made her ass look horrible because of the size/fit of the jeans but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a saggier butt than this on someone so young or who hasn’t gone through extreme weight loss.
LMAO why the fuck would she post this?? It’s not flattering in the slightest.
LJ OnlyFans next??
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I don't know if it a murican thing, but ortho advertising on insta and paying for an engagement pod, would be a massive red flag for anyone with a functioning brain.
The positive reviews she gets are even more telling, keks at this guys who talks about the comfy chairs and the nice looking office.
Like is this some interior design competition?
Lillee and laur attract scammers, but no one should risk their health and teeth for some discount.>>834483
The pictures are objectively so bad and embarrassing, I'm beginning to think she has an humiliation fetish just like the other anon said.
She looks worse than the Carters in the Bidens photoshoot.
Yeah all of these reviews are sketch central. I wouldn't be surprised if this person didn't even have a license.
The Truemans are broke. Lillee was no doubt having excrutiating pain from her teeth and Laur was forced to finally do something. This person is probably very cheap or maybe even free if Lillee convinced them that her 1mil followers were real and she could advertise them for free services. Lillee and Laur are not smart in the slightest, but I'm sure they sought out the cheapest option they could, and probably realized how scammy these people were and could take advantage of it. That, or they were desperate and this sketchy ass dentist was the cheapest they could find in general.
Lillee is a nasty, unclean, and awful person with zero redeeming qualities. She also happens to look like a dumpy Polish 45 year old potato farmer and prostitute.
She posts unflattering pictures of her disgusting midget body and flirts with horny, foreign men. She is a perfect cow to document & shame.
If you don't like body shaming go back to the Twitter or Discord and gtfo off of the farms with your retarded pearl clutching and faux concern. Ma'am this is a lolcowfarm. We are here to laugh & make fun of a goblin, Karen.
definitely does take time, and she shouldn't be having appointments so often.
bit of a blog, but my teeth were FUCKED and i also had to have teeth pulled (but not bc of impacted teeth) and i had braces for a total of a year and a half with appointments every 6-8 weeks.
even doing work that fast is not really common, most teens have braces for 2+ years. it's super important to move the teeth but then let them settle instead of moving teeth as fast as she is. she's going to end up with loose teeth if they keep up with this speed.
What are the chances that she exercises regularly but has a shit diet?
I can totally see her being too dumb to realise that nutrition is a huge part of exercise actually doing something to your appearance so she just blames it on her metabolism
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My ortho and two different dentists refused to do half metal traditional and half invisalign. My top teeth were not very bad at all, just a minor space between the two front teeth. My bottom teeth were crowded with a slight cross-bite. I was told no reputable doctor would do half-and-half and that doing so would screw up the entire process and potentially add additional time to the treatment. It took me about 2.5 years to fully correct my teeth, and my ortho is a Diamond provider. Her doctor sounds like a money hungry quack. Picrel, my bottom teeth were similar to this, but not quite as severe.
Sage for no contribution, but I've never seen someone with so much fat on her back.>>834644
That. Best way to add back issues to her endless health troubles.
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How long before they drop Lillee?
Those look like high compression leggings. That's why she doesn't look like the inflated lard of the live where she was "dancing."But the fat trying to escape the top of the leggings is very telling.
Chunky bunny feedie Onlyfans is coming at this rate.
Lillee is teaming up with a suspicious crooked business again.
The company is blocking anyone on insta leaving a comment about this collab.
They also own their own 1change4change """charity""" called 1% for the planet.
I couldn't find any registration for this company (California).
i honestly feel like her diet is her biggest problem. she is in such denial and claims to prefer natural, healthy meals to fast food, but her definition of healthy is microwave meals, "salad galore" from doordash (which has to be at least 600 calories per portion), and currently "asian-cultivated" foods because of invisalign. i doubt that laur or earl cook her steamed seaweed and pho, so she is gorging on panda express or fried msg from a local chinese place.
i believe that the bare minimum of exercise she gets from tiktok dances and half assed sets is enough to keep her in okay shape, but she clearly eats like crap.
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Showering/bathing every single day is only the standard in a few places and is universally considered unnecessary unless you're in physical/manual labor jobs or extremely sweaty/grimy or live in a hot climate.
Every other day is the norm for most of the world. Americans shower daily because they're fucking stupid and wasteful. Not only does showering/bathing daily worsen your skin considerably by every known metric, it's literally unnecessary. The idea that the human body just becomes a cesspool in only one day is hilariously misguided and incorrect.
Not that anon, but yes, you do not have to shower every day if you're not doing manual labor. You still need to wash your face, armpits and nether regions, tho. I doubt LJ does that. She might only wash her face and that is because of makeup.
But something tells me LJ does not realize you can shower without washing your hair at the same time. Like she only showers when she feels like that she needs to wash her hair. Her hair is also always very greasy looking because she does not know how to use hair products. She's just nasty. I also think she does not shower because she is always wearing the same clothes. Why would you wash yourself and put back on dirty clothes?
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Late to the party but I've finally realised why her teeth appear so creepy. It's partially due to the fact she's missing lateral incisors (the smaller two teeth that sandwich the larger main two). This is probably old news but I feel like I've had an epiphany.
Regardless of how often people are bathing, be it every day, every other day, or twice a day; we can ALL agree that washing every three to four days is gross at best. >>834745
And Lillie should really get off her high horse considering these threads (and her entire social media presence really) are proof her hygiene is fucking abysmal.
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The hair fucking kills me.
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I dont think I have ever done a workout where my armpits hurt.
Does she mean her under arms? Is she trying to get rid of the bingo lady arm flap?
>>834894>to keep active
Never leaves the house.
Pick one Lillee.
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Kudos to whoever put this on Urban Dictionary a few days ago…of course LJ has already had it removed.
I think they rely on it being bots doing the checks and not a person reviewing anything or the person who posted not challenging them. This seems to be evidenced in the fact that most of the content they claim gets reinstated. So they keep flagging it in the attempt that it will somehow go in their favour or get the person their attacking's account suspended for to many complaints.
My favourite thing is them complaining about people doing this to them while doing the exact same or worse.
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Why are her favorite movies over a decade old?
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It seems like one of the callout accounts posted a photo of their computer with Lillee as the wallpaper and she copyright struck it lol
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OnTropolis received mail from the goblins. It’s probably another deranged C&D
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Who is going to tell them. 3 likes is about it. Her followers are paid to like her posts not theirs.
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Already gone from their IG but lillee apparently didn't realize
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They dropped her lol
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LJ says she was sponsored!
kek she claims laur is fluent in hebrew in the full live
when asked if she is vegan she starts listing off vegan foods she likes and pronounces quinoa "kwin-o-ah"
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Her front teeth look even more crooked now
i don't think half the brands she says she's sponsored by have actually sponsored her.
she just thinks that getting PR means it's a sponsorship, and/or wants to make it seem like she's "in" with all these big brands.
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Lilz is already playing victim. Pulling old ass screenshots because no one's publicly given a shit about her beyond fucking with her by using her gifs.
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She made a youtube community post also.
Lol I’m trying to come up with a name our attic goblin would change it to.
My brain keeps saying ruby phoenix jean for some reason.
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Full community post from Twitter callouts.
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Lillee shared part of the PR email from hipdot asking her to post an unboxing video as proof she was ‘sponsored’
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She was trying to dox a rando on twitter last night but she’s deleted these tweets now
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>antisemites and children
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I guess Pheepy isn’t into spanking
OT but what kind of edition is that?
Clueless was a 1996 movie for teens. Anyone who liked the movie then, should be 30-40 now.
The brand should send PR to much older (real) influencers.
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Is it Laur answering from Lillee's account?
Anyway, and >qualify for Paramount
Like Lillee would get a role for this look or something?
Can someone translate?
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Ah yes. A conspiracy between HFTT and hipdot, that claim is definitely not going to bite you in the ass.
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Thanks Anon. Her video is the usual shittiest shit quality tho.
I can't believe anyone would approve that and I had to stop watching after some seconds because she ruins the movie lines.
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Wow, I'm stoned and looking at her Instagram just radiates loneliness. If you scroll past the verified pod, past the bots/pradips, you get to lillee logging into each account she can still using and leaving five comments each. Starting with lillerjeanfashion, James, eyeballqueen, alwayslooking4talent, lilleejeanbeauty, diamondtiques… All just in a row. Her life is so depressing but I have to admit I'd gobble up a journalist getting the truth. She should look into selling her idiot story, I could see a great movie being made of it kek.
Also, it looks like she's buying promo from fiverr and attic pidgen makes everyone look like they have a great grasp of the English language.
and they literally have no excuse to be this dumb about it!
like it sucks that Laur was so shit at parenting that she didn't take liliee to the ortho as a kid but now lilee is an ADULT who should at least do some quick googling to see reviews
smh, they even keep close eyes of this thread where actual dentist/experienced anons are giving sound advice, free of charge
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“LJs publicist” ok laur
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More deleted tweets from the same thread
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Oh no laurs going to contact Gaia online.
She mentions a publicist, wonder if this new one knows they don't like to pay? Wasn't the last publicist just Laur on a sock account with a pfp of a porn actress?
When did LJ say anything to do with minors in anime? Fuck off back to twitter.>>835399
Fucking kek, Laur and Lillee spend so much time online they think other people will care if you contact silly online games. Not everyone lives their entire life online, Laur.>>835407
I've noticed they only claim other women are the ones that are crazy or on pills. Lots of internalized misogyny and projecting in this family.
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asmr recorded on an iphone of her blow drying her hair… that is going to be absolute ear rape. does this bitch even know what asmr is supposed to be? how is she bad at absolutely everything?
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KF people found out an app was using LJ's pictures for quizzes.
The quality is so bad they may have stolen it. Unless the goblin is selling herself pics to Perksy?
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Laur’s doxxing Sake Kitty again. She’s also blaming her for Hipdot firing their PR manager.
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she changed it back and removed the stuff about the pr manager. probably realized it wasn’t a win
She’s do disgusting wow
Even more than i thought she could be
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Lol. "Trash finds you." YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS, LJ. >>835593
Thanks, anon. I thought Laur might be saying that LJ was the PR manager for a minute.
You know, maybe the PR manager was fired. It's pretty lazy to be scammed by LJ and Laur. It's not like their shit needs a deep dive or there's an interpretation to saying "stfu black people." Any article on them is about they buy followers and seeing the comments and engagement are also obvious. Plus, this brand had to pay for licensing rights to Clueless, which is pretty expensive for a start up. I'd be pissed investing in that money and getting a bad name because some ugly, racist nobody is trying to be the face of your brand.
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Wonder if ‘Kat’ even knows she’s Lillee’s new ‘publicist’
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kek this chick looks as scammy Lilz & Laur
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Guy who interviewed Lillee is a tax evader
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Can't wait to learn how to have greasy hair and how to do the exact same look in multiple colours.
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Seems things are not going well for McKenzie. What kind of loser has a myfanpark?
Lillee of course has a page there too.
Did Laur payed McKenzie to answer Lillee on insta and twitter? kek.
6.25$ that's quite affordable even for the goblins.
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She's into public relation, but has 5 like 0 comment on most posts.
All good here.>>835666>Wellness
Is crazy unhinged sour resentful 100% of the time.>>835334
, >>835260>may the freezing frost encompass
Next thread quote please.
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Why is mixed martial arts magazine interviewing Lillee?
Hope Lillee will do Kung-fu pictures/video and give advice just like she did with ballet.
Still laughing at it.
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Indeed. She tagged the wrong Authority Magazine. She’s physically incapable of doing anything right.
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What the fuck is the point of putting pictures like this on your IG story
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The bloody gauze are making my stomach turn.
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Okay, was she seriously not wearing a shirt to her surgery?
how god damn unfortunate to be SO young and have this dumpy down syndrome middle aged body
she needs to spend less time pretending to be famous and more time working out and figuring out how to do keto, jesus christ what a trainwreck
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Diane has a new fun poll. Which answer will make the goblins angriest? Hmm.
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from LJ’s pre-surgery Facebook live
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Someone has posted what will become everyone's sleep paralysis demon. Can't wait for mommy goblin to go mental over it.
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They are there, rotated slightly outwards. She doesn't seem to have upper wisdom teeth but otherwise I counted the average number.
I can't tell whether she has fillings or if they are really that eroded because that filter makes them look weird. >>835785
Looks perfectly average and normal tbh. No two palates are alike.
I only find it lulzy that she needed that much extra stuff with the extraction. Here kids (elementary schoolers or teenagers) usually just get this done with just local anesthesia.
We'll probably hear complaining about the pain soonish.
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Pretending Pheepy bought her “jewels”. The ring not fitting her chubby finger is perfect.
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Sorry guys was in a car for an hour and got bored.
And lol that justice jewelry
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This is a close up of Lillee's mouth after surgery.
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Offtopic. For a second in the vlog. You can see the floor mat says "Jeep" Not even sure how they can afford a used jeep let alone 3k for oral surgery.
Her teeth are so horribly discoloured. It just shows how much they have neglected her oral care (not to mention that there is no reason that she should have been left with baby teeth until adulthood). This is one of the few times I pity her as it’s clear she was not well taken care of as a child. >>835817
Yes - the whole cat hair pants, mentioning that she didn’t brush her teeth and talking about how she smelled like an armpit was weird. Why would you post a video showing and admitting to your poor hygiene habits?
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Have I missed something, who’s Nico?
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so lj is clearly eating takeout for dinner. can laur not even make some mashed potatoes? no wonder they're all obese
This confuses me too. LJ has been actively trying to be famous for years now, but the only real interaction she gets is from people calling out her ridiculous lies. I can’t imagine getting caught pretending to be various fake friends and lying about a fake boyfriend (among other things) and still
not having the least bit of shame. Isn’t it a little embarrassing to have everyone see how easily you make up stories for clout? Why even bother to lie at all if they don’t care what anyone thinks? It’s really bizarre to me.
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I know it gets said often but she really is still such a child emotionally and mentally. Everything about the parking spot conversation and the way she said "I told you so" when the spot ending up being taken. Not to mention, she really was way too fucking dramatic about the whole thing for an adult.
This definitely should have been done when she was like 13. Based off the screenshot her the grooves of her teeth are stained but that’s pretty normal. It’s sort of difficult to assess the condition of her gums due to all the ortho and surgery but she has recession at her molars. Worried about how quickly they are moving her teeth tbh. >>835874
Either she is lying about her BP or mistaken because she would be dead if that were the case. No dentist is going to perform elective surgery or even see a patient in a hypertensive crisis, they would be sent to the hospital.
But that's the thing. She didn't have any baby teeth in there. They removed permanent premolars in order to make room for her canines to come down. The point is that they can't stimulate her upper jaw to grow to accommodate all her teeth because she's well past puberty. (This is why it's easier to do this as a child/teenager.) The tiny teeth are permanent adult teeth.>>835829
Well in all fairness I've seen plenty of cases worse than lj's. Kids with only roots left in their mouth due severe negligence. People barely in their twenties with complete dentures.
I can't really blame laur for not having this looked at earlier though. (Underlining that she's nuts regardless and having this done now doesn't remove that.) It costs a lot of money. She's probably had the bare minimum done and didn't want it earlier and you can't treat anyone against their will really.
Impacted teeth can be left alone if they are symptom free. A significant portion of the population actually has impacted teeth (usually wisdom teeth) and it's quite alright if they are painless. It's just lolcow where everyone has a stroke over discoloration.
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I watched to vlog and … Holy shit.
LJ acts like 100000% retarded and is hysterically nervously laughing most of the time, can't wear her ugly big mask correctly.
>Laur: "get out of my house"
>LJ replies "you're in my house, get out".
>LJ says she should embrace her armpit smell and grossly snorts several times.
>Her shoes and pants (she clumsily turned the pant's bottom over bc she's too short) are old and dirty. Her teeth are yellow/green, she's literally covered in cat's fur and dust (so hygienic for an oral surgery…)
>LJ puts her dirty finger in her mouth right after the surgery (end of the video).
She's so repellent, I can't imagine the dumbest pradip would go after her if they saw that.
>She says it lasted 2H instead of 45 min, Laur says the teeth were
more impacted than what they saw in the x-ray.
How can they not notice something that was x-rayed?
Isn't it weird she got so much anesthesia, twice anti-nausea?
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Looks like it was Laur's version of the events, which means it was super exaggerated and ofcourse Laur had to step in and be the hero. He little lies like this help keep Lillee under her thumb.
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>>835884>LJ puts her dirty finger in her mouth right after the surgeryGum Infection Edition
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Lol they're using fake emails and numbers in their DMCA claims.
This video had Lillee pointing the camera in a POV angle at her breasts going "That's my tit. And that's also my tit." with Laur right next to her. Laur was also calling Lillee beautiful and pretty the whole time. They have such a weird relationship with each other.>>835892
The way Lilee was moaning and whining about this minor surgery is pathetic. She was also panting like a dog right before surgery started. It's obviously normal to be slightly nervous but she looked like she was on the verge of having a panic attack kek she's so dramatic
not every short person has turner syndrome. there are plenty of women who are under 5' or 5'1 and they're just petite.
stop medfagging when you have no idea what you're talking about
>>835874> “you really though mommy would allow somebody to do that to you?” I feel like by the age of 20, most parents don’t speak this way to their adult kids. > I’m really thankful as a pre-teen my parents taught me to start thinking about and taking care of important things myself. Like, before dentist appointments, brush your teeth. When seeing a doctor, wear clean clothes and be presentable and hygienic. Take a bath before going out in public.
Normal things that you should do. At the time I thought it was annoying, but now I see it’s super sad when someone isn’t taught these things.> If you have cats, put a lint roller in the car. It isn’t that hard. When I had dogs, I’d be mortified to go out in public covered from top to bottom in animal hair. It just wouldn’t happen. > Basic things we all do.
It’s truly sad to watch. Also, half her chest is always exposed in public. She enjoys showing off her non-existent cleavage. Ew.
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Still claiming callout accounts got the Hipdot pr person fired.
anon why are you greentexting like you're quoting the video this was so confusing to read
i can't believe she things acting like a helpless child makes her cute when really it comes off so disturbing and weird since she's a grown ass adult. literally making puppy eyes and whining into the camera as laur explains what happened in the surgery and wipes up her bloody drool with a towel. these two are so fucking creepy.
no. i'm pretty liberal about how other women look given i went through an "ugly duckling" phase and was bullied to hell. but whenever i see her pictures with her crazy baby teeth and bugged out eyes…yeah i think she might be the ugliest girl i've ever seen.
doesn't help that her personality is also absolute shit.
ortho work does take time, otherwise there's a possibility that the teeth will just fall out. that's true for both braces and invisalign.
but since her ortho is likely some shady invisalign farm, i doubt they care. it's not like LJ losing a molar is going to make her uglier than she already is.
"my most requested look"
bitch who? your bots? your indian followers who literally only join your live to pracice their english? your dolls?
yeah, i mean what brand wants to:
(a) be associated with a goblin that doesn't know even the basics of applying makeup;
(b) has a horrible reputation;
(c) has been asked not to associate herself with other brands (bite beauty);
(d) has no actual following;
and (e) has a nasty attitude toward everyone, including the brands who blindly send her PR.
oh my god, have some fucking self-awareness LJ. you're already a contender for ugliest human girl on the planet, at least try
to post somewhat flattering pictures of yourself.
i'm sorry, didn't realize i had to respond to milk the same day it was posted.
(1) not all of those posts are mine;
(2) i was suspended in the past for combining multiple replies in one comment because it was too "identifying." since then, i've posted single comments. i'm fine with putting everything in one comment as long as the mods are. didn't realize you were a mod, but no need to be nasty about it. per your polite request, i've combined my comments and will do so in the future, again, as long as the mods don't think it's too identifying.>>835954
that's assuming laur is a proper mother. i doubt laur even takes care of her own personal hygeine. i can smell her stink through pictures of herself.>>835887
she puts her dirty finger in her mouth right after surgery and during a global pandemic. you know LJ and laur haven't gotten vaccinated and based on her mask pictures, she can't even be bothered to wear a mask properly. her levels of stupidity are reaching critical mass.
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Was it that one?
Gosh she's out of breath really fast.
+ Bonus comment.
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>cause vs affect
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The top part of her skull?
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They cut out her palate now. She's really exaggerating to milk all the sympathy from her dipshit orbiters who are just as stupid as she is.
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UM?? Also she looks huge.
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Doesn’t Laur regularly insult people on public assistance?
Haven't the Truemans been on wellfare and social assistance programs for years kek? Laur was complaining months ago about the NYC COVID assistance program ending a few months ago and sperging on Twitter that her COVID unemployment check hadn't come.
I thought she was "employed" as the CEO of Jeaniez Management, Inc.! The way she insults everyone else's employment while haven't an inactive resume for fucking years is comical.
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Laur is back to boomer posting with camera photos of screens on her sock accounts.
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The callouts funded the replacement of a switch, that an abusive
ex broke, quietly. They didn't really broadcast it like Laur seems to think they should have. More than likely they probably just sent money directly to the person without making a spectacle of it.
Laur is incapable of understanding that you don't have to shout every moment you act like a good person from the rooftops to be liked.
She, and by extension Lillee Jean, are literally such shit people that they a. believe in Karma, and b. believe Karma is harvested from public displays. Those two would brag about leaving a 15% tip if they actually ever tipped.
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The callouts raised funds for the single mom Laur was berating to leave an abusive
relationship. She thanked them a few months ago.
no…i was identifiable because i would quote the green text and respond to each comment.
if you have no idea what you're talking about, it's best to quit while you're behind.
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Lillee has somehow got the other two removed. I guess she hasn’t noticed this one yet
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>fun and inclusive idea
Something tells this isn’t a real person and Laur’s pretending to be another PoC
LJ has another MLP-inspired makeup look out today, and she's once again wearing a very, uh, daring top to show off her tubular breasts at the end of the video. She even shimmies for all the Pradips out there.
Bonus: from about 15:30-45 on, she graces us all with her beautiful voice by singing the theme song. >>836096
You were also identifiable because you made a million posts in the span of ~20 minutes to add your comments. Just take the L and move on; maybe take that other anon's advice and don't post every single boring thought that crosses your mind? It's really not that hard to not be identifiable on an imageboard.
well the mods did. are you calling them stupid?
they asked me to separate my comments so i did so. are you a mod? are you asking me to disregard what a mod told me to do?>>836114
nah, i was identifiable because i would accumulate all my comments into one big comment and use green text to quote the person i was responding to. that made it easy for mods and other users to discern my posts.
i'd hardly call less than 10 posts over the course of an hour a million in 20 minutes but go off.
i have no idea why someone replying to "days old" milk and accusing me of being responsible for other peoples comments is such a big deal to you, but you're approaching LJ levels of crazy
no need to be nasty :) i don't "post every thought that crosses my mind" and if you think making wild accusations and exaggerating the truth is giving me the L…then maybe you're the problem.
who honestly gives a shit? a mod told me to separate my posts, so i did. some random user assumed multiple comments were mine and then proceeded to very politely instruct me not to do that – "can you stop sperging and just make one large post instead of 300 separate ones to respond to days-old* milk" – so I did.
Not sure why you're exaggerating, making assumptions, and turning this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. the first comment I made after so kindly being asked to put all my comments together – against what the mods told me to do – I did just so. Literally the comment underneath is a large post citing to different comments. really don't understand why you're still dragging this out, but just take the L babe. I'm here to talk about LJ, not listen to the unsubstantiated ramblings of a person who takes lolcow wayyyyy too seriously.(:))
Eh, considering how much money the military industrial complex has spent in the past 20 years, people living off PUA doesn't bother me. I like to think some money could be spent towards getting a new job/trade on government dime. But would Laur invest in LJ doing something with her life? Naaawh.
But if she's doing SO WELL as she says here >>836077
, she's reporting her income. Laur probably thinks she's slick, using LJ's name
on any type of AdSense revenue. However, her name is attached to whatever LLC/INC/I-don't-know, as seen here >>835157
, she could have to explain to the NY unemployment office that she's larping as a successful businesswoman for her daughter, and really isn't profiting off anything. Misrepresenting any income, even a dollar, could get her kicked from benefit's and having to pay back money to the government.
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Had to find what you were talking about. >my mom would pass her meals or even skip a meal so my dad and I could eat
If this is true, the fuck is Earl getting the food for? Is he so old and frail that Laur's meals go to him?
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And a throwback to 2017 I found!
The FBI…that escalated quickly. I’m so thankful I have parents that didn’t call the FBI on everyone who made me feel sad in middle school.
I’m so glad my ego never inflated so big like LJ’s because of all the unnecessary coddling. No wonder she thinks people want her face on a tote bag. Mommy told her so.
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Out of curiousity from the above comments, I decided to browse the reactions on LJ's FB posts. Laur logged into "Earl's" FB to react (doubting it was ever his to begin with). I find it odd because Laur doesn't use her account to react, so it's not like she's using it as one extra engagement. Weird.
Laur: The surgery was $3000.
Laur: Did you hear it was $3000?
Laur: I paid $3000 for this surgery.
Laur: I want to make it as explicitly clear as I can that the surgery was $3000.
Jesus that's a bit pathetic and doesn't help their case when moaning about the goblins.
Anyone can anyone clarify about the whole palete being cut. As I know someone who had extra teeth which required hers being essential broken to get the teeth out but this required being put to sleep. I am assuming she means the soft palete and is exaggerating a bit about what the issue is.
Is it the one posted in r/realLilleeJean
I think I read before the nazi that harasses LJ was in there which is why they privated to keep them out(emoji)
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Massive week of interviews. You mean one?
The post is on mediumhttps://medium.com/authority-magazine/model-lillee-jean-shares-her-top-selfcare-wellness-and-beauty-tips-dc66cf74a2d8
My fav quotes:>When I was around 15, I decided to start a small side-business, while I went to school, doing people’s makeup for events.
>My parents never dreamed this would become my career path. They figured I would graduate High School and then move on to College. (I encourage all my fans to go to College, for me it was just a natural path at the moment to put College on the back burner, while I pursued this career).>My love of fashion and beauty brought me so much joy, I decided to keep working on my skills, taking looks up a notch each time, while becoming more interactive within the beauty community, as well as becoming more engaging with my fans.
> One of the things I learned from this experience, is to be more careful with the things that I had, and not carelessly leave them around, without care.
Yes we all remember this pic >>827898
>Most people don’t realize that my evolution to where I am right now started when I was 9, so I have been doing this for 11 years. >I started to take off, pretty much when I was 16, thus as you can see patience is the most important thing in a business that a lot of people want to get involved in, but also are too afraid to take the plunge.
>you always engage, nobody is beneath me, nobody is too small
Sure she always answer in such a nice way.
> I have had a lot of times where I felt or was made to feel isolated.
From the one who never goes out.
>For someone who has been severely cyberbullied on the internet>but when I hit 15 (that is when the cyberbullying started)>I am already involved with a movement to stop cyberbullying in a meaningful way. >I am working on creating a non-profit organization that will be comprised of legal experts, and volunteer law school students, willing to take on cyberbullying in a meaningful way, as well as helping the person being cyberbullied to feel that they are not isolated and alone.
LOL She stole the guardian project just like this anon said >>835676
>it would have to be Kim Kardashian hands down (…) Kim wears it all in style. Instead of a brunch, Kim and I would have a spa day. It is so relaxing.
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threatening people’s jobs again
Hipdot was probably their golden goose. They're probably the only non scam brand that's mentioned her since the call outs made her more note worthy.
LJ's only goal is to become a brand and not do anything. She thinks Kim K is obtainable. Paris Hilton, Kardasian were already rich socialites. Poor people need talent or a hook. LJ is too autistic.
She not only needs a talent or hook, she needs a better overall personality. She needs to pretty much rewrite herself completely to be able to make it. If she wants to get into makeup, she needs to become WAY better at it, and even that's not a guarantee because I've seen stunning makeup looks from people with only 5k followers on Instagram. It's incredibly hard to grow in such a saturated market. But she's also mean, awkward, isolated, and generally very unlikable as a person. Her personality never developed past middle school, it's why she's constantly bringing up her experiences from school, it's all she has. She has no worldly experience with literally anything at all, she's stuck inside a box all day with no friends. She has no outside interaction, making her stick out like a sore thumb when she actually goes into public (her newest vlog as a perfect example). I'm preaching to the choir, but she has a whole lot more she needs than just a talent or a hook. She's ticking off every single wrong thing that you can do to try and become famous.
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it’s hard to believe she can’t get brand deals after producing g8 content like this
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This is obviously copyright infringement LJ, they didn't get your permission!
Ironically, LJ reminds me of kids cartoons villains that are made to be dunked on. Like irrationally fond of themselves yet ugly, fake princess-y attitude, no humble bone in their body, detestable entourage / yes men yet always unsuccessful in the end.
I think what piss me off the most about LJ is how she went ahead and named her fan base despite it being non existent. Not only is Jeanies retarded but this bitch couldn’t pick a name that wasn’t directly related to her own?
Her fake nice and sweet voice and attitude are exhausting. Nothing about her is genuine and people can smell it a mile away. Even being butt ugly, she could have had a minor following if she had a nicer personality like Raw Kristy Beauty.
Yeah that's why I didn't bring up her looks at all in my comment, because looks have a lot smaller of an impact on someone's following if the person is actually really entertaining. Makeup itself is about beauty, but you can still make it even if you aren't drop dead model gorgeous. In my opinion, when she does her hair and makeup and wears decent clothes, she looks average. Like if I saw her in public, she wouldn't catch my eye as someone so ugly I'd have to just gawk in disbelief, she'd just be another person in public. But her personality and way she carries herself takes her attractiveness level down several
notches, where I do truly find her ugly now when I probably wouldn't have before if I didn't know who she was.
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>>836209>>836222>>836206>AuthorityMag>Post in Medium
Their mag is as real as Pheepy
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>top stories about Invisalign on Medium
She’s bragging about her blogpost but the photo shows it’s sorted by archive, not top stories. https://www.lilleejean.com/post/top-stories-about-invisalign-on-medium-lillee-jean-2021
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There is no queen bee girl in Powerpuff girls. Do you mean princess morbucks? LJ only wishes she was that rich
Sometimes I try and imagine what it would be like to live a lie like she has for this many years, and it's actually crazy to think about. I do wonder at this point whether to some extent she has deluded herself into thinking that she has found success or that she does still have a chance. It probably doesn't help that the internet is full of stories of people being cyber bullied or 'cancelled' unfairly and she can just live in a fantasy world where that applies to her story.
As she starts to rocket through her twenties, and she no longer has the pandemic as an excuse for why she never does anything or leaves the house, shit is gonna get even sadder than it already is. That's if she or her mom don't eventually crack in some way.
fucking kek holy shit>>836312
This is why LJ is one of my favorite cows. Because her mom is so deluded, she has almost certainly brainwashed LJ into also feeling that she can be a famous beauty guru. I don't think that Lillee knows the extent of how hopeless her YouTube career is; I think she honestly feels that her makeup is good and overlooked by the rest of the beauty community, and she's just waiting for her "big break." This is mostly fueled by Laur, I think. LJ is also to blame, but let's be honest: she was absolutely doomed from the start because of her mom. Even if Lillee wanted to be a NASA physicist, both she and her mom would constantly be lying on the internet and deluding themselves about how much of a mathematical prodigy LJ is.
Watching Lillee's interactions with her mom is really fascinating. They both have no friends; they only have each other and spend their time isolated from the real world. Unfortunately, Lillee will probably spend the rest of her life LARPing as something she's not, because coming to terms with reality seems almost harder than the LARP at this point.
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Yes, my bad thats her. It’s been a while since I watched ppg. I remembered the black and yellow motif and ran with it.
Lol can we get lj to do a princess morbucks look, she’s done blossom twice for some reason.
normally people look better when they smile, but the combination of her stretching her mouth as wide as it can get and her bugged out eyes literally make her look like a psychopath>>836277
god "jeaniez" is also such a stupid name, even for her non-existent fans. it reminds me of jake paul calling his fans "jake paulers." but she probably thinks it's such a cool and ~quirky~ name for her huge, totally existent fan base and she'll never admit she's wrong so "jeaniez" it is.>>836260
it's sad that her changing her top and taking a shower is progress for her.
she's completely self-delusional/in denial about everything. she literally looks at herself in a recording and thinks she's as pretty, pale, and good at singing as a disney princess. that level of self-delusion definitely makes it feasible that she's also deluding herself about having a jeaniez fan base.>>836306
yeah, she's no venus angelic. she knows exactly what's going on and actively participates in perpetuating her lies. every so often she drops her fake internet persona when she gets angry and it's clear that she's an ugly person inside and out.
remember her wearing a literal tiara and saying "this is what LILLEE JEAN wants! you understand?" yeah…even if she had good makeup skills it doesn't fix her fucked up face and even worse attitude.
She stopped going out more than one year BEFORE lockdown. She can't blame pandemic for her non-existent social interaction now but guess she still try. I wonder why she stopped going to events, it's not like it was all expensive.
What's sad, is that she always seems hysterically happy the few times she goes out: see her vlogs.
How can't she connect the dots?>>836343>>836316>>836312
Above the delusion, she seems convinced that everyone here wants to be a "beauty-guru".
She always answers like: "oh you didn't like the makeup, what have YOU done as iNfLuEnCeR??? What are YOUR makeup skills??? My channel is successful I'm winning!!!"
When you hit 20 and if you are a healthy young adult, you want to go out a lot, travel, have hobbies, have real friends, experience, and carefully chose your study field/career in order to secure an easy to hire real legit job with decent salary, especially now.
Oh an also, not to make such a fool of yourself online where things can remains forever.
How can she thinks she's "winning"?
She stopped getting invites, even to brands that had worked with her in the past. Can you imagine being Wander Beauty and have Lillee and Laur come into your business and hump and flash their way around your business, acting like a couple of tweens that never been to the mall without their parents before? AFAIK, They never published the video she shot, and she was removed from the PR list. The owner/PR person liked the stuff that she tagged them in/occasionally replied with the Generic "Love you" when Lillee directly tagged the owner, but that only lasted a few months and they have distanced themselves since.
Now, she chooses to claim she can't go to events because of her stalkers, and that she will have to have bodyguards to go to them. They are going to shell out money to go to a event with a bodyguard for someone literally no one wants to even interact with, much less harrass. With Lillee and Laur's weird understanding of what is socially appropriate and what personal space is, I foresee her hanging all over the body guard and pretending to hide behind him the entire time, while pretending that everyone is looking at her in jealousy, rather than the WTF that it will be. No one talks to her at the events unless it's their job, and they look like they want to shoot themselves the entire time.
I don't know Anons, in the dance-plant video she didn't seem invited. It was a store opening event and the staff didn't welcome her as guest.
At the fashion desfilé, Laur had to pay outrageous amount to be in the front-line, so I guess this kind of event became too expensive for them.
She did say it was about the ""stalkers"" and she "needed bodyguards", however, is she really believing that? Nothing ever happened at those events. And maybe that's why she doesn't want to go bc no one is paying attention to her?
There was also the Queen NYC Anon living nearby who walked the dog on her street, and nothing happened bc no one care much about where she lives.
But maybe she got kicked of most events or people made fun of her and is now embarrassed to go?
She lives in NYC, like how difficult is it to find a nice relaxed fashion/beauty related event.
Keks, but no it's sad.
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Same fag, found the reference photo. He picked up Lady Gaga, they were recreating that picture.
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Photo being discussed
( Sorry for the multiple posts, too much coffee this morning)
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He does that with everyone.
He's a director/producer, not a body guard.
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Looks like the little goblin got a collobration with this clothing line.
Not gonna lie her makeup and hair looks more decent here compared to her daily shitty videos.
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>>836385>her makeup and hair looks more decent here compared to her daily shitty videos
I kindly disagree.
She looks like drunk trailer trash >>836401
They usually delete negative comments until it gets too overwhelming, they delete the entire post and add an ‘ooopsie our brand is inclusive’ story post. It’s like clockwork with these indie brands. I almost feel sorry for them.
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LJ hasn't deleted her House of Harts Twitter post yet. Also, I'm trying to figure out what she's asking. If people zip their jeans? Why is she drawing attention to the fact that her jeans struggle to contain her flab?
even when LJ was invited, she & Laur stuck out like sore thumbs. I remember to one event LJ wore a floor length pink gown more fitting for prom than for a makeup launch. Then there was Laur, dressed like she was 18 with her boob fat hanging out over the sides of her shirt and jeans that were 3 sizes too small. If they had a shred of self-respect, they'd be embarrassed but we're talking about LJ and Laur here so of course not.>>836362
why the hell would LJ and Laur need a body guard? It's not like they're popular with hundreds of fans ambushing them the once a year they leave the attic.>>836385
it's called hella photoshop and facetune and even then she still looks like a bridge troll. >>836385
I legitimately don't understand how LJ & Laur manage to trick companies into sponsorship deals. All a company needs to do is look at her instagram or google her name to figure out she's a complete goblin fraud.
Unzipped jean style can be kind of … I guess models did that in the 2000s or 90s?
But the most important observation is tard LJ is trying to sell the shirts/hoodies and not her $25 jeans. What a wreck.
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I didn’t get all of the comments since they kept deleting them so fast, but here’s this one
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Didn’t you know? They’ve moved onto bigger and better things! Next on the list….Netflix!!
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Pheepy's got some competition lol. This guy is all over her media.
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gummee jean update
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lillee gushes over all his selfies, pheepy better step up and send some more claires jewelry
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It seems a bit premature to thank them.
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She just realized it was removed kek
still hoping for a 90 day fiance saga with some lackluster Indian dude
since they're the only type of men who interact with her, I feel like LJ will end up with a fetish kek
This part is the most bizarre thing about Lillee to me. I've known weird people, insufferable people, homeschooled kids when I was in college, even people who were more inclined to isolate themselves. All of these people I knew had at least one friend. I don't think I've known anyone quite like Lillee, where she's wrapped her entire world around her mom and shut everyone else out. Which I'm aware that if someone was like that, it's fair to say I probably wouldn't know them because
they shut everyone out, but still. She barely showed up to middle school and then went entirely online for high school and never went to college. She skipped out on everything that would socialize her. I shouldn't be so shocked that she doesn't have even one friend, but it still is very weird to me that on every single social media platform she has, she isn't pictured with anyone else but her mom. Not even another family member. That is something I truly can't get past since I've followed this in 2019.
Usually when a company that collabed with her deletes all of the hate comments, it's to protect themselves, not her. They probably find it too much of a hassle to break away immediately and do a whole post dedicated to them distancing themselves.
What gets me though is why she keeps trying to collab with these companies so soon after her previous one dropped her because of the callouts. I mean she has to know they're going to go after every company, right?
How retarded are you anon?
I don't care about your icon but next time hide the callouts name, don't make laur's job easier.
FFS you're reaching lillee levels of retard.
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Laur’s scrubbing her twitter account
Where did Estella say any of this? Just checked her twitter and she’s replied to Laur once in the last few months.
Not sure if your trying to derail the tread for the attic goblin’s benefit or you have a weird hard-on for Estella but give it up. No one cares about her in this thread.
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Estella/Linden Carney is the only WK still talking to Laur. She’s relevant to this thread. She did say she was a hacker and no one could find her identity. Forgetting she used her real name in Diane/Chatbot’s livestream. For anyone not following along with Lin, she was ousted from the guardian group & blocked by Mark Pellegrino a few weeks ago for being a “bully”. Now she’s saying Mark told her to die in private messages and she’s suing everyone for stealing her bully brigade idea. Also a fake suicide attempt in which she tweeted, pretending to be her teenage daughter, she had found her mom’s body and all her twitter friends were murderers. And probably some stolen valor going on since none of combat stories line up. She’s just as batshit as Laur.
I hope Estella will merge will Laur and Lillee to create a massive cow.>>836526
NAYRT most/all callouts accounts are burner account, but still.
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Estella fought a bear too
Anon this entry said "Elaine" not Estella. I think you don't remember Elaine Gertler, the cow LJ created by going on one IG live together.
But no, Elaine and Estella are totally related to this thread and totally related to LJ drama so drop the delusion that people are trying to derail the topic in favor of LJ.
she's probably trying to decide which callout to blame first. then she'll google the callout's fake name and change her twitter bio to what ever info she gets from the first linkedin search result.
i feel sorry for whoever has to answer the phone at whatever random accounting firm she finds.
German anons will be pleased to hear her first sentence:
religious persecution = Germany.
Yeah, because Germany in only about Hitler and jews.
Let's just take the rich and storied history of a country and ignore it in favour of rehashing the most awful time in its existence
Germans in 2021 detest Nazism in all its forms but ok go off LJ
Ok, time for historical facts:
*Lillee never opened a book in her whole pathetic empty life.
She is talking about the prussian war without naming it, as she's too dumb to remember the name.*
So starting in 1870:
1/France was the attacker.
Germans can't be the "bad guys" if France was the attacker.
Germany was attacked by the french and Germany won -because of Bismarck who was a smart sneaky bitch & Napoleon III who was an arrogant idiot.
The narrative of the "mean germans attacking poor french people" isn't true and was the exact opposite. Her stupidity is incredible.
2/It had Nothing to do with jews and the "bad german-nazis".
Lillee claims now her family were chased because being lutheran keks. The war wasn't about religion, the war was about Prussia.
Germany wouldn't attack/chase the lutherans as it was a very important religious order of the GERMAN Empire.
Lillee wants SO MUCH to be a big fat crying victim
from a family of big fat victims
fleeing europe in a stinky nightgown.
3/Alsace was historically german, part of the Holy Roman Empire, then was lost as result of the 30 years war with France. French people attacked Alsace many times before that.
Germans didn't "INVADE" nor "stole" it from France, they just try to take it back, then France tried to take it back too. Hence the several languages and dialects spoken there.
We know she reads here all day and yet she's unable to put her dumb lies together. The delusion is so thick she's rewriting history. Get your life together goblin.
at one point she said that her great grandmother was jewish. i don't remember her mentioning anything about any grandfathers.
plus, to be jewish it needs to come from the maternal side of the family, not the paternal. so even if she had a great grandpa that was a rabbi it doesn't mean shit for her.
god she's embarrassing
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totally normal interaction
Yumna was clearly having a dig at how pale lillee is
That is, if Yumna isn't Laur
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Change of tact?
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Next brand collab. It's probably from her engagement pod.
Their stats are dubious: 22K followers and barely 100 likes.>>836691
Nazi guy is bitter he got kicked out the LJ discord group. He just wants the attention, ignore him.
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they bought likes and retweets for her tweets. a majority of these accounts are already restricted kek
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Twitter has removed hundreds of bot followers from her account recently. This is a very stupid move. She’s already on their radar. They don’t do shit for harassment etc but the one thing Twitter does take serious is platform manipulation.
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Laur’s mad at ancestor anons
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She’s pissed a Jewish callout account called bullshit on their relatives fleeing the Holocaust by showing their family tree and her grandparents living in the US before the 1940s.
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They’re moving because someone put up a family tree and not because the eviction moratorium in NYC is up in June.
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I don't get it. I thought they were winning.
Everytime they get evicted for not paying the rent, Laur claims they have been doxxed. Funny bc we know Lillee's adress for months, as she stupidly used it for her "company".
I wonder how long before they get banned from every rental agencies in their area?
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Well that’s some sympathy baiting. Why comment that on a post asking for Netflix recommendations? Laur just lives to draw attention to their supposed victim
June or 31th of August?>>836738
Still has 0 like, 0 retweet, 0 answer…
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"@tooth monster:pinkies out. we do this legally"
these people think their life is a bad hollywood movie don't they
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It’s still going up
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It's still going up
>>836728>my beautiful home
Any anons in NY real estate/rental?
Why are the agencies unable to check their infos, incomes, last places they rented?
They have no income and been bankrupt at least 3 times already. It's a google search away.
Even if they use someone else's name for deposit or something, this doesn't look good at all.
If I was a landlord renting through an acency, I would be furious they didn't check the basic minimum on the tenants.
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No one's been in the property you loon
The tree was done wrong?
You mean the tree that you posted on your own website, Lilz?
i can totally see LJ and Laur covering all the windows in their attic with blankets and peaking out the corner all day, calling the FBI anytime someone walks by.
Their neighbours probably just had a package delivered or something and Laur saw the delivery person walking away
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Total not suspicious leap in followers at all.
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Though I would love to see that, they always find ways to rent houses way above their financial means.
Why would this time be different?
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LJ apparently is getting vaccinated this week.
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Well, it's obvious that The Attic has not come into any unexpected money. They are just using all the IG bot money to fund this new surge in "support" on twitter.
Lillee: I’d never want to do something to offend the asian community! that’s why i so ~asian inspired~ looks
also lillee: poses by pulling her eyes
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Laur reposted it anyway keks
Didn‘t she yap about „stop anti-asian hate“ and then srsly proceeds to do the fox eye challenge? Not only is she painfully late on a shit trend, most of the Asian community perceive it as hateful and mocking of their eyes
God her virtual-signaling fake activism is so incredibly retarded …
Considering Laur is doing family trees, does she ever wonder why living people don't have their names or other identifying information on these sites compared to dead folks? That's because you can't dox a dead person. Fuck, HIPAA doesn't even apply once your body assumes room temperature, so having a dead person's name. God, Laur is dumb as fuck.
Looking at the dates of Lilee's grandparents/great-grandparents, I am kind of surprised that none of them served in the military during the world wars. Two great grandparents would have been 18 when the US entered WWI. And the fact Oma Jean was probably German makes for a far more interesting story than Grandmere Jean. The military took almost anyone with a pulse, so the fact that none of her ancestors served is quite telling.
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This is wild.
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She's uploaded new stories showing off her size 2 body (kek) in some horrendous… Jumpsuit? Dress? I didn't listen with sound and honestly I have no clue.
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And another unflattering video of her attempting to take it off.
Forgot to point it out but she also emphasizes her feet in the previous video because… She's disgusting I guess.
Okay, sorry for newfagging and uploading gifs instead of videos (mp4 wasn't accepted for some reason?).
Anyway, listened with sound and she's talking about how getting naked is the best part of being done with filming, starts singing "get nude", talks about how her booty looks good, and "hello legs those are like… oh my god"
Not sure what was worse. The delusions about her body looking good, the singing, or her thinking that outfit is in any way fashionable or "glamorous" as she called it.
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lol liiz makes an effort to show her jumpsuit is from fashion nova as if she doesn’t wear second hand clothes
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I think this is the romper in question: https://www.fashionnova.com/products/brunch-days-romper-fuchsia
It's supposed to look like pic related
That would be an ugly and unfashionable romper on pretty much everyone, even if the photos look a bit better than it looks on LJ.
She truly has no idea on what to wear or what's currently in style.
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her hair literally looks like she slept in it like that. an absolute rats nest, as usual
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kek she looks like a baby wearing its first swimsuit
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She really wants us to know she’s a petite little size 4
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Express jeans are notoriously big. They’re vanity sized. 4 in Express is a 6-8 in other brands.
A European size 38 at 4'8" or whatever she is, is really big.
I'm a couple inches taller and a 38 was too big for me when I was only slightly overweight… And at a healthy weight, I easily fit into a 32 or 34.
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who the fuck goes by hip measurements? fucking eurofags, jfc
if anyone was wondering, a size 4 in express is a size 27/28. i think at her height of 4’9” she should be a 25, but a 27/28 isn’t “really big” kek
i’m including a list of different popular places to get jeans, express is first. i dunno, they seem to do average sizing.
not that it matters though because:
1) LJ is practically bursting out of her jeans and could manage to go a size or 2 up
2) they could be thrifted and maybe a size 4 in 2010 at express was a 31 or something
4) or thrifted and really worn out
5) just because she posted a picture of the jeans doesn’t mean she can currently fit into them
6) they could be a stretchy “jegging” material
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Fits perfect. I bet Fashion Nova is knocking down the attic door to sponsor LJ.
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Look at it riding all up her butt crack. Gross bitch can’t even wear an underwear. To think she’s probably going to return it after a couple uses yuck
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what’s going on with the zipper in the back?
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While everyone has been focusing on Twitter bots, LJ has been buying likes for her Tik tok as well. No comments, a sharp increase from her usual 1-10 likes, and shit no one in there right mind would like
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Bought a bunch of followers as well. Where is this money coming from??? Considering they are moving again bc of a possible eviction, how tf do they have this sort of money??
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she’s like half a centimeter away from a nip slip, and that sleeve looks painfully tight. Fashionnova even has a curve section, why can’t she just get clothes that fit
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Compare that trash moment with how she was actually wearing it in the video.
in Laur's delusional mind, does she actually think her daughter is such a hot commodity that no one can know where she lives? The information is public and no one's bothered to even do the pizza prank on her. Literally NO ONE CARES LAUR.>>836763>>836776
i mean they're practically already at that point, plus living in a hoarding home. Who puts their cat litter 2 feet away from their refrigerator? Disgusting.>>836805
Wait my understanding was that the interview went well, conducted by an oblivious interviwer. That was less than a week ago.Is the brand already disowning her?
she's always so tone-deaf. There's thie example, and then the time Meghan Markle went on Oprah and and admitted to racism within the palace – specifically about the baby's potential skin color.
LJ turms around and makes a makeup tutorial like 1-3 days after this interview. Her inability to read the room is just astounding.
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cow crossover with shanny?!?!
>>836929>stopped using the lilleejean hashtag
Insta shadowbanned this hashtag anon.
I don't think they would risk losing a main account just to blame the bOOlies. They've bought followers for so long, they think they'll forever get away with that.
>>836936>Her inability to read the room is just astounding.
She also made her makeup-russian heritage jabbering on russian beautiful makeup just right when russia was on fire due to Navalny arrest…>>836935
You mean the interiew on medium from authoritahmag that doesn't have a mag?
The brand is another thing, they erased the post 3 days ago and laur reposted it the day later.
because she's a ~perfect size small uwu~
I see she managed to cram her lunchlady arms into the sleeves to show us boolies that she can. Clearly she's been lurking here…
"CEO of my life"
What kind of goblinese…
It can be hard for a short and chubby person to find flattering clothes that fit well; finding them cheap and buying them online (so they can't be tried on) makes it even more difficult and that multiplies even more when you're not just short, but dwarf short like LJ. But the fact that she willingly films herself wearing a romper that looks like an undersized old-lady swimsuit when squeezed onto her body makes me think she has the same type of body dysmorphia Pixy Teri has (or had)
I believe a lot of the deathfats, like AmberLynn and Chantal, also have this… they look at themselves in a mirror or video and see themselves 100lbs lighter than they actually are.
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Guarantee picrel is what LJ sees in the mirror
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LJ is much closer to the girl on the far left's body type. Judging from this, I'd say she's got to be at least 70 kilo's. Not rly size 2 there
Is it possible she's shorter than 145cm? Her legs are so shorts.>>834455
For example, if I try this pose, my hand is reaching my knee and I'm not tall at all.
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Sumo wrestler looking bitch
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Goblin got PR from Urban Decay
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The collection isn’t out yet
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She captioned this with:
“Do I wanna know, Nah I already do.”
What is she referring to ?
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from her newest skincare video
where is her gay fashion designer bff when she needs him? he needs to tell her "guurrrllll, pass!"
She hashtagged the brand on Twitter. Are they having an obese midget social media campaign? How is she not ashamed. I'm ashamed on her behalf. Those legs and arms gag
Imagine having to take all the pix in the shared staircase because their rooms are too trashy.
I seriously feel bad for the cleaning staff who'll have to put the appartment back to what it looked from the malvie shoot last october.
Laur never got the deposit back in her whole life.
i don’t think she has, honestly
there’s no distortion unless i’m missing something?
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NAYRT but there's indeed a distortion in the whole left picture.
I slightly edited the perspective so that the balustades are realistically straighter and slightly lowered the whites tones.
See what happens?
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She pulled in her waist a bit which distorted the molding too.
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Who the hell in the whole universe removes the makeup like that??
There's also a cut at 2'05 from shrek face to clean.
It must have taken her so long to remove the mess she made that she had to cut this part.
And ffs she can't blow her nose.
She's so gross it's appaling.
I'm afraid so.>>837111
I am seriously messed up. What is this level of autism? Why is she rubbing eye make up all over her ultra sensitive skin?! I gotta watch this travesty.
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She has been doing that in several "makeup removal" videos.
But this one is probably the worst.
Maybe nitpick but in the 2nd picture her pink shirt looks exactly like the new fashion nova romper >>837090
What is the point to buy two items so identical??
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Pulled this screenshot from KF but Annie didn't get the context and I don't have an account there.
The only reason Laur came off private was to make the comment about The Creature from the Black Lagoon because just yesterday Tati responded to a tweet asking about what movie monster was associated with Florida and that was her answer. Just like her name changes for Sake Kitty, she is using her Twitter account to try to intimidate as she stalks profiles she is blocked from.
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Is it that ring?
It's on Kbeads, but it must be all over amazon for twice less than 8$.
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i think this could be the amazon listing.
"Who's your wittle baby gurllll? Who's your wittle cuteee?"
Laur babytalking LJ is unsurprisingly horrifying.
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Lillee is being horny on main
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this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen
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Lillee hates Pepsi
She's losing the ability to be coherent
Either that or Laur got into the Franzia and logged into Lillee's account
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was she high on pain meds?
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definitely Laur using Lillee’s account
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Guys, she’s a professional make up artist though (from that Prince collection she was sent)
Her cheeks are getting so chubby they're obscuring her vision.
How does she look in the mirror and thing "yeah, this looks good enough to post to beautube"
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Token donation to try and pretend she isn't racist.
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What? How does a major white-owned corporation capitalizing off of the name of a dead black musician who would have definitely said no to having his likeness used in this way "elevating black voices?" This is literally the exact opposite of that.
Meanwhile, Lillee still refuses to buy products from or show support for any black-owned beauty brands because she thinks that's offensive somehow. >>779382
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Try not to make it obvious, Lilz
This is how we know Lillee is legitimately low IQ. Even if she does manage to post enough to push all the callouts out of view in the search results, she's just going to highlight the fact that she has no fans. No one is talking to her, no one is posting love or support of her, no one is arguing with the cyberboolies to defend her, no one is retweeting her.
I don't understand why she's trying so hard on twitter all of a sudden. She's been ignoring the steady loss of fake followers for years, and then out of nowhere she bought ~1000 new ones and and ~100 likes for her pathetic pinned Malvie tweet? It's like she's scrambling to make her social media look nicer in a hurry.
I have followed the thread since the first, I don't think Lillee is special needs, nor is she some master manipulator. She comes across as average IQ, but has been stunted intellectually, emotionally, and socially by her days at Attic Academy. She is incredibly spoiled, selfish, and has recieved no consequences for her actions due to her momager. I use the term momager loosely because, she has a pretend career inflated by a purchased following and pseudo controversy. She isn't naive, she just thinks this is how you get famous. (Fake it till you make it). She is aware of it all. The fake followers, the created friends, Pheepy, but believes thos is how it is done. Laur told her this is how it is done and Lillee is too spoiled and lazy to look up how much of a crapshoot this route is.
How is she still getting PR even though she is awful at makeup? If you do the numbers of all "influencers" that get pr.. it's kind of staggering. Companies used to send freebies in the mail to generate business. Well, they can cut those costs by sending less to influencers that will reach a wider audience. Good or bad, they get the word out thise way. Lillee is one of thousands.
Her parents are hemorrhaging money into a pit that offers no return on the investment.
Her future? I honestly couldn't tell. Not internet fame, not being a beauty guru for sure. I guess married to some blue collar guy and writing blogs about her infertility issues while being on disability for being a fatass.
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She’s now buying replies to her Malvie tweet
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She tweeted several time with #BTS.
Forever ago an anon predicted she would feign interest in Kpop in order to attract Kpop fans.
Well that's it.
Hope she'll get sasaeng instead.
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rich coming from the woman who told PoC
to shut the fuck up about their history.
She is trying the gamer angle too. She did the stupid Mario&Luigi look and she is playing a targeted 3yo, Disney Princess video game on her stories.
The gaming community is far less friendly than the Beauty, ASMR or Cosplay one.
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Wtf… why does one eye look so much lower
and here I thought I already see the worst of her
Don't let them catch wind of the fact that Lillee thinks Korean culture and Chinese culture are interchangeable and that East Asian women aren't "regular women."
(pertinent video timestamp 3:19)
anyone else feel that lj was a lot more normal a year and a half ago? watching this video made me feel like i was listening to an average high schooler vlog about their haul. extremely sheltered but average. today her voice is much more shrill and she rambles excessively.
kek at regular women
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She picks “none” do the work, yet she couldn’t even do the work of gaining a real fan base and bought fake bots for everything. Even funnier is how she could say this with a straight face after gaining 100 pounds each month . Lose some weight Lillee before you end up like your mom, genes don’t lie like you
That arrogant goblin brush off comment kek.
Her real answer is red. She'd do anything for a fairy godmother to wave a magical wand and make her a 5'7" Lily James Cinderella princess with a tiny waist that will never gain an ounch of fat no matter how many gallons of ice cream and buckets of greasy takeout she eats.
She can't do the work because she's a lazy, fat goblin. Just like her mother.
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I don’t know which part is funnier…the laziness of cut & pasting a reply and not even removing the original person’s name or Lillee thinking Urban Decay is making Prince’s “black voice” heard again by releasing shitty makeup.
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back to her stretched out nightie. i thought she was going to wear real clothes in her videos after her recent clothing turn around.
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G8 product presentation from her Malibu Barbie video
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She turned off the public like count on her botanic affair giveaway post. Attic finances must be tight.
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She got her first shot of Moderna this morning
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Is this bad shooping? I’ve never seen a buttcheek stuffed into the leg of a pant before.
she looks like a small child that shit themselves
maybe its because theyre old pants and some parts have more give than others. this is probably the best the queens goodwill has to offer. the pants are just trying to distribute the fat however they can.
and of fucking course she cant get her goodwill pants hemmed like a normal person. or even cuff her pants in a way that doesn't scream "sped dressed by mother". her inability to properly do something as basic as cuff her pants just shows how much effort she exerts in everything she does.
Can't believe she takes such unflattering pix of herself.
Her clothes are 3 sizes too small.
They look like super stretchy jeggings too, so you know if they're barely holding onto their seams they really don't fit.
Does she only own the one pair of pants?
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Everyone’s so focused on her pants they completely missed the shoes. It’s like she wants to show off as much feet as possible that she purposely wears shoes too small.
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farmers are threatening to kill Lillee?
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Illiterate Jean showing that attic education once again. How will it get in her thick head that unless she gets specifically paid IN CASH to post something it’s not a sponsorship or ad. It is her doing free promo on exchange for a product with no financial relationship.
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>>837527>most ridiculous and laughter inducing item of the year
all her shops got shut down or became insolvent because she doesnt send products and takes the money and runs. there are details of her career of scamming in older threads.
tldr: dont buy from goblins.
>>837526>3 women have killed themselves
once again failing to understand the difference between lolcow and kiwi
also KF isn't responsible for anyone's deaths, there just happened to be threads on people who later committed suicide because of other reasons (personal events, mental illness) not related to KF
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copyright do not steal
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This one is from her press page, so I'm assuming everyone can use it.
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>copyright do not steal
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copyrighted image do not steal
Audible kek, anon
Next thread pic?
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Her bra is so small and tight that it left marks in her fat kek
I really feel like the majority of people in this thread have never seen a girl irl. Clothes leave marks. I bet your jeans leave marks after you’ve been in them all day. Socks leave marks at the seams for fucks sake.
The playsuit a few days ago was worth the slander, but a girls fucking bra mark isn’t it.
I feel like there's also a difference between things like jeans (not everyone's stomach stays the exact same throughout a day of drinking, eating, etc) and a bra. Your ribcage doesn't magically swell. Whereas a stomach can be bloated for a variety of reasons.
Like, if your bra leaves marks like that you're not wearing the right size or you need to adjust the bands.
Socks are also kinda a dumb example because 1) I've rarely had that happen honestly, and 2) sock sizes tend to accommodate a range of sizes so it's harder to get a perfect match, especially across brands. Unlike a bra, you don't really get the chance to try on socks either.
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Just thigh flab, a la the photo attached
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The botanic_affair Instagram page is gone
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It’s there for me
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Links on her site don't work. Only mention is on a story. Am guessing it's been taken down as a scam give away.
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She deleted the botanical affair insta post today keks.
It was way too obvious she has no real engagement.
She might giveaway to luvid retard now, as she's the only real person talking to LJ.
Laur used her sock account to boost Botanical followers numbers. The giveaway didn't even stay 24H on LJ insta.
Imagine failing so miserably at faking success.
Could you link the the thread? I'm confused as to if LJ perpetrated this scam (as in it never existed in the first place) or it was a colab give away and her toxic
online persona made them delete it.
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Just a random, totally natural comment under LJ's botanic affairs reels video…
>Many people discredit her
>She uses "neutral pronouns"
>don't gossip guys, just look everything up before you talk about LJ
Damn this girl ….. At this point I am sure she has some kind of mental problem - how can she be this confident about herself after all the shit show of her being sexist, racist and transphobic in general.
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Oh god… I watched her reels video just now and at the beginning she mispells the company name BONTAIC AFFAIRS. Such professionalism lmao
Look at her mother. Laur is such a racist, phobic, and hateful person she can't even pretend to be "good". Lillee grew up with her primary role model constantly spewing hateful comments and stereotypes as jokes and funny stories. Laur made a bunch of random accounts to prove how diverse her daughter was, and they were so offensive it's one of the main things Lillee is known for.
Lillee could have learned her lesson, but that would have meant denouncing her mom. She doesn't have anyone else that's going to let her sit in her oil baths and fight her battles for her while she plays pretend with her dolls. At some point, Lillee was just a product of a poor upbringing. Now? She's just a spoiled brat with an over inflated sense of entitlement and an inability to take responsibility for her actions.
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Lillee DMCA’d a bunch of tweets on Minzy’s account overnight incl Minzy’s own artwork and socialblade charts. Minzy tweeted she has a lawyer and they will pursue it.
What is truly hilarious is that she announced the partnership 19 DAYS AGO! Much event, such wow!>>834687
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Prince Jaffar (LJ's creepy fan) poster a picture tagging LJ. 6 hours and not even one single like. So LJ tag does not get you even a single like but of fucking course she has legit 1M followers.
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Lillee CEO jean is literally BEGGING her pod people to join the giveaway. It’s still up on her IG and there’s at least 50-60 comments from her that say this exact same thing. She currently has no entries
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I scrolled through the entire comments section and there’s only one entry
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She tagged the wrong accounts lol
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Deep thoughts from the mind of lj
I only started keeping up with all of this around half a year ago and honestly? her energy in this video is actually quite nice
If she hadn't bought all those followers, didn't go batshit and kept that energy I honestly believe she could have gained a genuine, positive following.
What a shame.
I'd think this was a misuse of the Attic Academy Thesaurus, but it isn't. In Lillee's tiny, pathetic attic world, if there were no boolies/call outs, then her scam would be more lucrative and since she has no sense of the outside world, what is good for Attic Goblins is good for the non-goblin gander.>>837446>>837257
I cannot shake my absolute disgust for the way she looks. Like ugly people exist, but Lillee is an absolute abortion.
i agree. she was easy to watch and there were only a few condescending moments. if she acted like that more and dropped the condescending "i'm a famous influencer and so sassy snaps fingers
go educate yourself" ploy she might have a chance at getting a genuine following. she'll never have 1 million jeaniez but she could have been a small micro influencer with a few thousand people who liked her girl next door vibe.
i don't recall her ever trying at all with a giveaway. she seems to be more dedicated to being a genuine influencer in the past week.
The brand probably told her they’d need to gain x amount of followers to continue the partnership and now Lillee’s scrambling. I also wonder how delusional LJ really is. Maybe she doesn’t understand she only has around 4 followers who fit the criteria of being an actual human, over 18, in the US and not a farmer. This might be a wake up call or she’ll just do her regular thing and say Instagram was glitching.
I’m interested in seeing how Botanic Affair reacts after gaining less than 20 followers (and definitely blocking more than 20 accounts for calling LJ out & messaging them). They’ve defended Lillee’s behavior thinking they’d at least see some return. Now they’re being labeled racist supporters and they only have 20 new followers to show for it.
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the giveaway post has been up for 2 days and she still hasn’t corrected tagging the wrong brand accounts kek
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lmao she called teleportation as unique
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Totally normal follower list. You know everyone uses the same name with a digit different or the same picture
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Lmao her Indian followers are cursing during the live stream, look at the comments. "Chup re randi" basically means "shut up whore". LJ shared this screenshot in her stories.
Even her paid bot accounts don't like her, that's just so sad.
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At some point while applying lipstick she goes "mmm, cherries" and looks like she's about to eat the thing. Maybe nitpick but I felt deeply unsettled
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According to hypeauditor, they’re buying Brazilian bots.
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Yeah, check out their "return policy". Your item must be unopened, unused, and in perfect/original condition. They say if you're not satisfied with your order they're happy to take a return, but how the hell are you supposed to know if you like your order if you can't use it?? Some legitimate companies have this policy too, but I'm wary of any brand with this type of return policy. Also, they just straight up mention that they plan to resell it: "if items are non-saleable" (which I don't think is a word?). This also sounds like they won't refund you if it arrives damaged, considering they only give you money back if they can resell it. Fucking shady as hell.
There are multiple red flags with Botanic Affair. They’re not even a brand with original products. They’re a distributor. A bunch of the brands they’re distributing are sketchy af too.
Beauti started in 2016 and only has 2 products. One being a $160 face oil they claim Kate Middleton uses. If you google this claim, you get astroturfing articles which quote no source. Kate did say she used a cheap rose hip oil but nothing about this brand.
Most of the brands Botanic Affair distributes have limited product lines - one or two things. They all have very similar online aesthetics. All created and owned by women. None of these brands have any paper trails. It’s almost as if one person/company is creating “women owned boutique” brands to sell $160 jars of coconut oil.
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I forgot to add they’re using the same web hosting service. It could be a coincidence but like I said above…so many red flags
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Where did you find Beauti's $160 oil? The only oil they have is the £47 ($70) one.
Same for lilleejean.com and Truetiques.com (deleted).
Laur created countless websites for Truetiques, her scams, Brenda (at least 3 different websites in .com) and for Lillee.
Do you think she has deal with those companies?
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Botanic Affair has only existed as a company for 6 monthshttps://eochats.tech/san-francisco-business/1262157-10-201
Running a search of the brand name on youtube yields LJ's video giveaway and a bunch of completely unrelated vids not about skincare. A search on twitter yields LJ's tweets about the giveaway and then the callouts talking about her scamming. A search on IG show's LJ's giveaway post, a single post each from two other IG influencers with small-to-medium following, and the rest from the Botanic Affair official IG page.
Basically, the owner is sticking by Lillee because she has literally no other option right now.
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They are linked with another business. Same adress.
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>>837749>The language and grammar on their site gives me vibes. Fake attracts fake.
They hired a copywriter top KEKS.
She really went all in trying to copy the arrogant J* gay man vibe. Her thirst to be greedy is what really fucked her and Laur.
I think LJ could have totally sold her "skin condition" as a great angle. Hell, There's that one influencer that has severe cystic acne that does a great job in both covering it up with great looks and suggesting skin care.
LJ obviously has those red patches that turn bright red when she puts anything on it. She's bragging about how wonderful a product is on her sensitive skin while it turns bright red. It's a big peeve of mine. If she tried skincare that ACTUALLY had zero irritants and that was geared toward problematic
skin she would earn a good following. Instead she just wants free, popular make up and claims it's amazing for her skin because it has coconut oil. I mean Laur and LJ are absolute morons and terrible people, so she could never succeed, but she did have wasted opportunities. >>837773
Definitely one of those repackaging brands that has so little to lose.
I think Lillee is more vengeful than J* though. If you listen to the vlogs she did for underdog collective and when she talks about middle school, she brings up that she was bullied, lost a bunch of weight, but the girls STILL didn't like her. She swapped her instagram and dropped out of school, posted thirst pics and started buying bots to be more popular than "those" bullies. Now it is about taking down this new set of bullies. Lillee's entire personality is making herself a victim
and beating other people. I don't think she cares that much about real success. It's just about making herself feel that people are jealous of her. Even when the Reddit post came out, she latched on to the idea that people were jealous that she got PR. She repeated it constantly and still does. If everyone stopped talking about her tomorrow, she will stir up trouble somewhere else ( I would guess her instagram would get super sexual) and immediately go back to the same narrative. No one outside of a relatively tiny portion of the beauty industry know or care about her. The only things that ever come up about her are people talking about what a fake/liar/scammer she and her mom are, and articles that lillee wrote (or answered generic templates on) about how people talk about her being fake/lair/scammer.