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No. 838519

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.

Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behavior. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as antisemitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick color (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
>participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modeled for Covergirl.


>The goblins are accused of giving other people’s information when filing their fake DMCA complaints >>834161 >>834242 >>835915

>Braces sperging >>834346 >>834415 and Anons uncover scathing reviews of Lillee’s “goddess” orthodontist >>834425 >>834426 >>834427 >>834500
>Lillee takes a stand on the controversial issue of police reform, claims it to be more important than consent in Disney movies >>834453
>Lillee posts overexposed glamour shots on the Shared Stairs, showing off her teeny tiny legs >>834454 >>834455
>Lillee shows off her push up skillz, spergs about prediabetes and armpit pains >>834691 >>834894
>Lillee admits to routinely going 3-4 days without bathing >>834745
>Lillee supports dumplings and/or Asian businesses and really wants you to know about it >>834854
>Kate Winslet eats her heart out >>834925
>Lillee posts her favourite movies, all are over 10 years old and made for prepubescent children >>835075
>The copyright strikes and doxing threats continueth >>835101 >>835157 >>835172 >>835275 >>835407 >>835550 >>837526
>HipDot sends Lillee Clueless-themed PR, instantly regrets it >>835163 >>835174 >>835187 >>835204 >>835209 >>835211 >>835239 >>835240 >>835258 >>835260 >>835274 >>835277 >>835326 >>835329 Laur claims the PR manager for HipDot was fired for booking them >>835550 >>835946 >>836042
>Anime’s “abuse of women on the bum” is too distasteful for Lillee’s sensibilities >835281
>Laur cryptically/not-so-cryptically threatens callouts on Twitter >>835392 for being a “colloidal waste of time” >>835394 >>835399 >>835403 >>835417 >>835843 >>835946 >>836075 >>836077 >>836214 >>836479 >>836711 >>836736 >>836742 >>837145 >>838233
>ASMR video showcases an incorrect blowout along with ear-bleeding noise, demonstrating Lillee truly understands what Jeaniez want >>835448 >>835258
>Edward Sylvan (CEO), a middle-aged, bald, tax evader has written anarticle on our goblin princess in Authority “Magazine” (likely for some of Laur’s stimmy) >>835648 >>835661 >>835663 >>835666 >>835682 >>835696 >>836209 >>836206 >>836300 >>837046 >>837047 >>837139 >>837140 >>837141
>Gummee Jean emerges from her oral surgery >>835719 >>835722 >>835782 >>835884 >>835886 >>836846 >>836910 for which Pheepy buys her a get-well present >>835805 >>837146 >>837148 Luckily she vlogs everything but the surgery itself (TW: mashed potatoes) >>835813 Laur lies about LJ’s blood pressure >>835874 >>835886 and Lillee lies about her palate being cut out >>836057 Laur saves the extracted teeth in a baby book >>837173
>Lillee dispels rumours about her being a shit person >>835777
>Chonky Sailor Mars lewk >>836058
>A Real Live Black Woman asks Lillee for beauty advice >>836110
>Bronies rejoice, Lillee sings your favourite theme song >>836114 >>836242
>House of Harts, a Dutch clothing brand partners with Lillee, instantly regrets it, drops her like it’s hot >>836385 >>836397 >>836414 >>836477 >>836805
>The Lillee Jean story is coming soon to Netflix. Then you’ll see. Then you’ll ALL see. >>836449
>German ancestry look is up, Lillee claims Lutherans are renegade Catholics who were chased out of Germany along with the Jews and thinks it’d be totally neat if both side of her family met on the refugee boat from Europe >>836575 >>836587 Anon corrects some anachronisms >>836604
>Laur announces that they’re forced to move again because of doxing >>836728 >>836734 >>836759
>Lillee finds a kindred spirit in Batman >>836732
>A Fashionova Size Small romper is somehow stretched enough to fit on Lillee’s body >>836813 >>836814 >>836818 >>836825 >>836829 >>836849 >>836854 >>836883 >>836916 >>836934 >>836991 >>837045 Anon points out images have been shooped with slimming app >>837091 >>837093
>Urban Decay sends controversial Prince-themed PR >>837006 >>837015 >>837257 despite Prince being entirely against his image being used on consoomer products. Lillee stands with Urban Decay, nevertheless, arguing that the collection “elevates” black voices >>837273 >>837441
>Lillee reveals she doesn’t know how to take off eye makeup >>837048 >>837100 >>837134
>Trying to get new clout for a donation she made last year to a black women’s charity >>837270
>Lillee sexualises her vaccine appointment >>837500 >>837501
>Laur’s antique store, purveyor of racist goods >>837519 >>837527 >>837533
> Botanic Affair, a brand just as scammy as the golblins >>837754 >>837755, announces a “very special” collaboration >>834687 >>837531 – a giveaway! >>837614 >>837620 >>837627 >>837650 >>837655 >>837656 >>837710 >>837716 The winner is predictably a sockpuppet account >>838018 >>838022 >>838031 >>838041 After getting called out, Botanic Affair deletes the post and announces a different winner >>838158 >>838196
>Legal anons uncover that Laur owes $15k in backtaxes >>837798 >>837851 >>837852 >>837896
>The goblins introduce their new Mexican sockpuppet >>837910 >>837917
>Nicholas Bissell, the county prosecutor in Laur’s sister’s murder case, has his Wikipedia page vandalised repeatedly by Laur in an attempt to use her murdered sister to get LJ a Wikipedia page >>837928 >>837933 >>837943 >>837944 >>837945 >>837946 >>837947 >>837954 >>838075 Wikipedia hands Laur her ass on the way out >>838086 >>838087 >>838092 >>838103 >>838105 >>838108 >>838109 >>838111 >>838115 >>838117 >>838118 >>838120 >>838122 >>828144 >>838179 >>838180 >>838185 >>838186 >>838192 But it’s all Diane’s fault >>838187 >>838232
>Lillee reveals she does not know what crowning is >>837993
>Laur’s writing a book on her sister’s murder (with a stolen cover) >>838149 >>838152 >>838147
>LILLEE COMES OUT AS A CIS WOMAN PANSEXUAL IF YOU DO NOT RESPECT HER YOU ARE PANPHOBIC >>838202 >>838203 Proceeds to deny past homo/transphobia because it’s in the past whatever >>838226 >>838227 She’s already being attacked for using she/her pronouns! >>838273

MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2020 (updated December 2020)
https://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)


https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (goes between private and public)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (goes between private and public)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)

https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)

Other relevant links can be found here >>767646

1. >>>/snow/833840
2. >>>/snow/847048
3. >>698862
4. >>707075
5. >>718259
6. >>724333
7. >>736259
8. >>754981
9. >>767645
10. >>773135
11. >>777937
12. >>784721
13. >>794372
14. >>802142
15. >>811813
16. >>820665
17. >>825857
18. >>833714

No. 838522

File: 1622497920966.jpeg (453.2 KB, 1170x884, 107BC5B4-2A6F-424C-B24F-36F519…)

Thank you, OP.

Lillee wants you to remember all the heroes lost in the Star Wars on Memorial Day.

No. 838523

File: 1622498161722.png (13.54 MB, 1284x2778, F3575E87-B24C-4BC6-BA2B-FF7679…)

IHOP delivery because she wasn’t fat enough before

No. 838525

File: 1622498655847.jpeg (390.01 KB, 828x1478, B61EA227-FC75-414F-93A8-1FF1FB…)

Imagine peaking at 12

No. 838528

does she have to mash up her food before eating it because of her teeth? that literally looks like she chewed it up and spat it back out

No. 838530

Wait, Lillee was in ESL English? kek that explains the good mark.
In actual fact I'd be willing to bet these are either shooped or incomplete. And if they're not? Well, hell. I don't know or care what grades I got in 7th grade, do you?

No. 838531

Laur shreds up her food before giving it to her. I wish I was kidding.

No. 838533


Honestly if anything this gives us more of an idea how badly her education declined when Laur pulled her out of school

No. 838538

i would feel bad for her sheltered life if she didn't have such a shit personality and racist af opinions. oh the delusions of grandeur don't help either.

No. 838541

File: 1622504341190.jpeg (349.53 KB, 534x1111, E7CEA1EB-469C-4CE5-A277-5BE975…)

No. 838542

File: 1622504416122.jpeg (300.92 KB, 521x1136, 77A5C0DB-7B80-4AEB-BB36-F11FD0…)

This comic made by a twitter callout

No. 838543

File: 1622504530803.png (944.98 KB, 800x1484, 5161C216-CB58-4563-A90F-88EF18…)

No. 838544

File: 1622504565163.png (541.93 KB, 800x1484, 63B264A4-EF3A-4FFF-877F-102EE6…)

No. 838547

LJ will never make anything half as creative and good as these in her entire life

No. 838548

twitter legend

No. 838549

Knowing her attic school she probably thinks something that ridiculous.

It still gets me that she claims she's pansexual because she "loves everybody" but only seems to be sexual towards her Indian bot men.

No. 838550

File: 1622508168308.jpeg (162.62 KB, 1079x625, F3670C96-A2CC-479C-8FF2-A73396…)

Justice4Brenda was hacked again.

No. 838556

File: 1622511192051.jpeg (376.04 KB, 1170x1663, 1AADC954-0FA4-4CC4-8372-785B22…)

They used a generic “author” template provided by Wix and didn’t edit the auto generated About section.

Laur hacked herself.

No. 838558

File: 1622511288880.jpg (149.64 KB, 1056x793, Screenshot_2021-05-31-20-25-42…)

Lilz has been busy today.

No. 838559

Because people totally hack into websites just to change the about section to a template one. And not like, you know, redirect it to a porn website or some phishing scam.

No. 838560

File: 1622511767237.jpg (127.14 KB, 1041x815, Screenshot_2021-05-31-20-24-23…)

I guess they had some quality mother-daughter dirty delete time.

No. 838563


Oh my God, my sides. The lack of collarbones, the crypt-keeper teeth, the arm fat and stupid expressions - it's Lillee to a "T". I especially love how they illustrated Laur's saggy jowls and pancake tits.

I can't wait until the Franzia Freakout starts and she does her usual routine of threatening to sue everyone while also crying about how they're such victims. Then Laur will sperg about how her 20 year old adult goblin is "just a child" and it's disgusting/illegal to "sexualize a minor". Then she'll incorrectly dox some more people before eventually passing out next to the litterbox.

How much do you wanna bet that Lillee will claim that she's now been the target of a hate crime because she "identifies as pansexual"? Should be an interesting night in the Goblin's attic.

No. 838570

lol it's too bad Laur doesn't have a little brother she can claim got into her account. That's always a classic.

Lillee identifying as pan is the sexual identity version of 1change4change. It's a completely meaningless empty gesture that will never require any real-world action but that she thinks will somehow make her look virtuous whenever anyone criticizes her. "…but I'm no activist…!"

No. 838579

File: 1622523874214.jpg (187.6 KB, 1242x2208, aHR0cHM6Ly9zY29udGVudC1vcnQyLT…)

From her IG story. Any Anons interested in fact checking this if it's possible?

No. 838580

i-is that dave gahan of depeche mode? lmao

No. 838581

File: 1622524392256.png (22.43 KB, 1727x105, Screenshot_43.png)

Looks like the messages on Laur's wikipedia talk page mentioning Diane got redacted, meaning some moderator must have thought it was doxxing. God luck getting LJ a page now.

No. 838582

File: 1622524505328.png (29.01 KB, 1396x154, Screenshot_44.png)

The edits to Nicholas Bissell's page mentioning Lillee also got deleted.

No. 838584

The mod really did it. They removed Brenda. I didn't think they would.

Wiki mods don't bluff.

No. 838585

File: 1622525213163.png (954.2 KB, 740x740, lil pride.png)

And a preview of her pride look. >>838544
kek at that meta reference to the one nazi callout

No. 838587

Wait, what? Is she trying to say her dad served in WW2? That branch of the national guard wasn’t active in Korea or Vietnam. Earl would have to be like 100 years old.

No. 838588


This should've been the perfect thread pic kek. The Twitter is really creative and LJ will never ever reach half of this kind of creativity.

No. 838594

she clearly wrote her granddad anon

No. 838595

File: 1622535676836.jpg (52.12 KB, 393x711, chin.jpg)


She is facetuning her chin now.

No. 838597

Yup doubt it's normal for it to go from rounded to pointed over night.

No. 838603

File: 1622544773424.jpeg (866.31 KB, 1170x2084, A2D061E2-644D-4FC1-A15A-725889…)

I’ve never understood why they want a Wikipedia page. Lillee still isn’t notable enough to to have a page. Let’s say for some reason all the astroturfed articles worked and she does get a page, it’s going to be a shitshow. The boolies will add unflattering information and as long as it’s properly cited, it will stay up. You can’t pay to protect your wiki page like Everpedia.

I also found Lillee’s wiki account from 2017.
>I will be emailing Wikipedia

No. 838604

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No. 838606

"Upcoming"? Upchucking upon eye contact should be more like it.

No. 838608

File: 1622547042273.png (142.9 KB, 347x1602, fb.png)

Apologies if this has been posted yet but I found an insane post on the SOMERVILLE6395 facebook page. Basically Laur's JUSTICE4BRENDA fb page. Note the hastags #homosexual and #tranny. Happy pride month! https://www.facebook.com/SOMERVILLE6395/posts/837722156372009

No. 838609

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No. 838614

Sorry I don’t understand, did Laur or one of Laurs associates write this?

No. 838616

All of the facebook looks to be written by Laur

No. 838626


Back in Jan 2020 Laur said the Facebook page & website has been hacked by Nok >>751527 Weird it’s all back up now.

Let’s not forget Laur managed Justice4Brenda exactly like she’s managed Lillee’s career by purchasing followers & engagement. She also created sock accounts posing as PoC to engage with her Justice4Brenda accounts (Cinda Perry & Ray Williamson)

No. 838631

File: 1622561534352.jpeg (116.48 KB, 960x960, F23F54D8-7AD5-4517-A583-A58539…)

Laur left reviews on the guy’s Yelp page too.

>he is a homosexual man

No. 838633

God, she's so bad at fake names. Marks is her maiden name.

No. 838634

File: 1622563002696.jpeg (491.04 KB, 828x954, 12530F7B-4C86-4CB9-8CB7-468257…)

It was also hacked in 2016

No. 838635

If "hacking" happened as often as boomers claim it does, the internet would completely shut down

No. 838637

A quick breakdown of Brenda’s murder and the surrounding allegations for new anons:

-Jeff & Brenda’s jewelry store was fencing stolen jewelry for the mob. Stolen jewelry was found in the shop after the robbery.
-There was an attempted robbery of their store. During the robbery, there’s a struggle for Jeff’s gun. Jeff shoots one the robbers and Brenda is shot. Brenda dies from her injuries.
-After the robbers are apprehended and charged with murder, they claim Jeff hired them to stage a robbery for the insurance money. They claim he shot Brenda after they left the store.
-Evidence the robbery was planned includes Brenda leaving extra cash in the safe and Brenda’s fingerprints on smashed glass/jewelry which had been thrown around the shop.
-Forsensics shows the bullet which killed Brenda was from Jeff’s gun.
-Jeff says it was an accidental shooting while struggling for the gun.
-Laur & her parents claim Brenda was unhappy in the marriage.
-Laur & Brenda’s sister, Cynthia, testifies in Jeff’s defense. In later appeal testimony, one of the convicted robbers says Cynthia was cooking the books for the jewelry shop and testified to stop further investigation.
-There’s not enough evidence to charge Jeff and he walks. Remarries and opens another jewelry store in New Hampshire.

No. 838638

Wow. So atleast most of the Marks family are/were shitty scammers that also liked to avoid taxes?

No. 838642

Laur learned from the best. I'm not sure she even sees scamming as scamming anymore since it's so normalised in her circles

No. 838643

Laur is much more interesting than her daughter as a cow

No. 838649

If you believe the testimony of a convicted murderer trying to get his guilty verdict overthrown, yes. The issue with the entire thing is it’s a bunch of criminals all pointing fingers at each other. Everyone had motive to lie.

Jeff and Brenda could have unknowingly bought stolen jewelry from the mob and the mob tried to rob them. There was a struggle for the gun and Brenda was shot. Or they were in on it and Jeff decided he wanted to use it as an opportunity to murder his wife. There’s not enough evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt Jeff & Brenda were involved.

No. 838650


They could’ve bought the stolen jewelry unwittingly, realized it was stolen making it impossible to sell and planned the robbery to recoup their losses.

This is way more interesting than anything Lillee’s done. Laur should’ve stuck with Justice4Brenda.

No. 838651


My God, Laur is so uneducated that even if it wasn't for the crappy fake name, we'd all still knows it's her. If this is who taught Lillee in the Attic, no wonder she can barely speak English. It's painful to read anything she types.

Gotta love how it was "Brenda's Jewelery Store", not "his store" or "their store", it was just hers. I know they were married, but every article I've read on the subject makes it sound like it was his jewelry store, even before Brenda came along. Unsurprisingly, Laur comes from a long line of scammers.

Found an old channel belong to good old Laur. It's got a few poorly edited videos that go into detail about the case, it's mostly spliced together newscasts. If you start at 2:17, you can see Laur's parents giving an interview where they talk about Brenda. "She was so concerned with being perfect, everything about her was just perfect.. she was a perfect child" her mom says. That's gotta chap Laurs ass. A normal person wouldn't care, but I can see Laur seething while listening to them talk about their perfect daughter Brenda. Laur's mom overshares a bit too much about her daughters marriage and her father seems a tad jealous of Jeffrey's success/money. Did Laur's parents win the wrongful death suit? I can't seem to find any info on it, apologies if it's been posted.

I don't know how to archive YouTube, but if anyone does, please go ahead and do so before she nukes it.

No. 838652


that was my initial thought too lmfao

No. 838654

File: 1622574002014.jpeg (1.11 MB, 1170x2322, A99BDC5F-AE12-4FA9-8503-BA600E…)

Here’s links to the appeals & appeal testimony for anyone interested.




Laur is briefly mentioned once.

No. 838655

File: 1622574094666.jpeg (647.94 KB, 1170x1360, 66E81DBF-8A60-47EE-AE36-3559D3…)

also explains why Laur is estranged from her only living sister.

No. 838656

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No. 838657

This may be tangential but here’s this interview with Jeffrey about his then newly opened NH business.

Like Laur, he collects antiques kek. He’s also a gun nut who sells jewelry made from bullets. Kind of a weird thing to do when one killed his wife, I guess? And I thought he would briefly touch on losing his former wife but there’s no mention of it. Any reasons for leaving NJ are weirdly whitewashed.

No. 838658

Does anyone know if Laur has contacted every popular crime podcast to try and get them to cover this? It really wouldn't surprise me if she has.

No. 838659

I feel like she must have, but because she's not part of that space she has no idea who to actually contact. I can see her trying to hit up Serial though

No. 838660

When Nok was covering it, Laur said anyone who talked about the case would get murdered by the mob. She doesn’t want anyone covering the story out of fear for their safety. More likely because Laur wants to be the star of the story.

No. 838665

If that's the case why is Laur not dead? To quote the Scottish, "she needs to take her face for a shite"

*talks crap

No. 838670

File: 1622580334376.png (55.85 KB, 733x328, Screenshot_46.png)

I see the reason for #homosexuality, but not #tranny. Laur reposted that same post all the way up to 2016

No. 838671

File: 1622580456148.png (35.48 KB, 1240x201, unknown (4).png)

And here's Lillee with the classic "I was ahead of my classmates mentally" shit. That's what a lot of groomers say to their victims Lillee, and you dating a man much older than you so young only makes that statement look worse.

No. 838673


Rich coming from someone who can't transform a single thought into a coherent sentence. People who are "years ahead" tend to write decently as well (not minding the fact that no teenager is ever that much more ahead and most will realize with each passing year how immature they truly were).

Truly sick of her to tout her "relationship" as a good thing because she was mature. That's definitely a good message to be sending out – although, then again, not like she has an audience.

Am I the only one who finds it a bit funny she's out here calling herself mature but then says "never let it go" if you feel a spark? Only those inexperienced with relationships think a spark is all you need, or that once you have that, the relationship will automatically last forever. People who actually date know that you can feel a spark with the worst people and that you can't romanticize the honeymoon phase because it will eventually run out.

No. 838675

Thank you. That's what I thought the outcome was but I wasn't sure and couldn't find a source. I can almost guarantee you that they asked for an absurd amount of money

I wouldn't be surprised if Laur doesn't want it talked about because she not only loves the attention, but she always makes her sister out to be a perfect angel. The woman didn't deserve such a violent end, that goes without saying, but Laur always fails to mention the insurance scheme, the stolen jewelry fencing, and the fact that her other sister was cooking the books for the Jewelery Store. She likes to focus on how horrible and crooked everyone involved was and never makes mention of the allegations against her sister which is weird to me. It's clear Brenda was the more successful and well liked sister so you'd think Laur would take any opportunity to point out Brenda's faults. I guess you can't talk bad about your sister while simultaneously using her death as an excuse to play victim. I honestly wonder about Laur's parents, the kids had to learn their scammy ways from somewhere, right? It seems the majority of that family is/was always looking for ways to make a quick buck.

I remember Laurs estranged sister being mentioned here, mostly because the picture posted of the sister was taken infront of the marina in my town. It's almost like she moved to the opposite end of LI to escape Laur, kek. Can't blame her for that.

No. 838676

File: 1622582549787.jpeg (405.41 KB, 2048x2048, 54B6E91C-AC68-4C1E-B218-66F61A…)

>Dale Pinedale
>Dale Hudson

Laur can’t remember the name of the true crime author who was murdered by Wolf for investigating Brenda’s death?

No. 838677

This makes Dale sound like the criminal kek

No. 838678

Overweight, low physical activity individual had a fucking heart attack.

No. 838680

Savage. I'm starting to feel about a little bad for her, tho I'm still impressed with this high quality incineration

No. 838681

Can I just remind you all that this is a thread for Lillee Jean
Make one for Laur if you want to keep discussing her(no)

No. 838682

These threads have always been about Laur as well, at least one of the old threads was titled “Lillee and Laur” because they’re so joined at the hip. Wouldn’t make sense to make another thread at this point.

No. 838684

I disagree.
Laur is the only relationship Lillee has. Laur has shaped Lillee's life in every way possible. Lillee is a product of Laur's cowness.

They are practically the same person. Lillee is still evolving into her final Laur form.

No. 838685

Is this your first time on a LJ thread? Laurs shenanigans have always been apart of them. If they had separate threads they’d both be smaller and slower moving anyways so there’s no need for separate ones.

No. 838686

you must be new here. the first few threads were exclusively laur’s sperging. these threads have always been more focused on momma jean.

No. 838688


Can I just remind you to not mini-mod

No. 838689

Hi, I'm the thread's OP. I was in a rush to put it up quickly and fucked some things up, including the title. It was supposed to be Lillee Jean and Laur Trueman, just like it's been in previous OPs. Also notice how all the previous OPs have had beaucoup Laur content.

No. 838745

>her father seems a tad jealous of Jeffrey's success/money
Eaxctly. Also why did it matters Wolf changed cars often?
Still better than waste money on fake followers. Keks

No. 838747

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This brings the total deleted tweets in 3, days to 1564. Seems a wasted effort, all the "fun" stuff has been documented.

No. 838748

They are literally stupid enough to say that there is no proof and will claim the screenshots are fake.
Shame about the video and audio recording.

They really should just take their heads out of their arses and just suck it up and apologise and not be scum if they want to get anywhere. Only problem is they don't seem to be the type of people who can take responsibility for anything or admit wrong doing. It's always someone else's fault and their just a victim.

No. 838760

Another video on the goblin. I wonder if she’ll strike this video despite it never using any of her photos(selfposting)

No. 838761

It doesn't matter to normal people, but I'm willing to bet that Laur/Brenda's parents thought that once Brenda married "up", they'd be getting their hands on some money. The way they focused on his cars/guns/spending habits in that short clip make it seem like they think his money would've been better spent on other things, and by other things, I mean them. Obviously Jeffrey was no saint, but I can't imagine having Laur's parents as my in-laws.

They always claim that the proof is fake when it paints them in a negative light, which is pretty much always. They'll never take responsibility for their actions, not that it matters much now. At this point, there's really nothing they could do to redeem themselves. Not that Lillee ever had a chance at fame and fortune being so uneducated, unstable, and unfortunate looking, but she maybe could've had a small following. Now? Forget it. I wonder how long they'll continue this charade considering it's only costing them money at this point. Laur's gotta realize this is getting them nowhere as she appears more and more unhinged every week.

No. 838779


this really is "I had really good grades but never achieved anything since so its all I have"

god her life since getting pulled out of middle school sounds boring as fuck, she genuinely sat at home with Laur for years barley leaving the house

No. 838787

This school report seems taken from a cartoon. Doesn't look official at all.
Also no PE grades? I though Lillee was so great at dancing she could teach the teacher ballet.
Why Dance is not PE?
Why functional code twice?
Who brags about the grades you got at 12?

Lillee is a middle school dropout who constantly brings middle school because she never made it to high school. I agree, it's sad.

No. 838822

Laur has set absolutely no boundaries for Lillee and it's clear that she will agree to everything that Lillee wants to do, so it won't end unless Lillee gives up on ever becoming famous.

No. 838831

This is the most bizarre takeaway for me. Didn't know that monolingual kids can get placed in ESL. I'm assuming it's because the public school system doesn't have the resources to target kids who are illiterate as a result of learning deficiencies so they just group them together with ESL students. The obvious issue here is that those other students can communicate in at least two languages while LJ can't even speak one. Clearly she doesn't realize how abnormal that is or what it says about her cognitive development.

No. 838862

I’m pretty sure “English/ESL” is just how her school referred to English classes in general. I don’t think it means she was in ESL class, just that they’re lumped together that way on the report card.

No. 838888

went to the same middle school. can confirm this is the UI for the registrar. i can recognize it but i don't remember the name of it

No. 838889

same anon
IS25 at the time was merged with two other public schools– WJPS (a public school that focused on "journalism" and writing) and a special ed school. i remember the special ed school was located in the basement– a lot of the kids down there were pretty impaired, they all had wheelchairs or were visibly slower. maybe….. she was just so bad at her elementary school tests and the teachers there passed her on saying she should be in the "easy" classes?

No. 838898

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This could be yours for 75 dollars

No. 838899


This was back when we still had the NCLB Act, which would penalize school districts with large fines if kids didn't pass standardized tests and move on to the next grade. So lots of schools would push even the dumbest of the dumb onto the next grade level, even if they were woefully unprepared (like Lillee). NCLB (No child left behind) was eventually replaced with the "Every Child Succeeds" Act in 2015, not that it matters in regards to Lillee because I'm pretty sure she was out of school and in the Attic Academy by that time.

A big criticism of the NCLB Act at the time was that kids who would otherwise have to repeat a year of schooling (due to poor grades) were allowed to move on to the next grade level, as opposed to being left back. Lillee is a prime example of this; her grasp of English is extremely poor. I went to school in NY as well, and starting in grade 9, you have to take the state Regents Exams in most core subjects in addition to your regular final exams. If you fail the Regents, you have to retake the entire class. There's no way Lillee would've passed any of the Regents exams had she continued on to High School, especially the English Regents. No amount of Laur screaming at the administration would've changed that, and I'm sure it played a part as to why she was pulled out of school.

No. 838905

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Her dandruff is on full display in her latest video. I still don’t understand how she watches this for editing and thinks it’s perfectly normal for a booty guru to present themselves like this.

No. 838906

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I'm impressed she has a new shirt.
Final result.

No. 838908

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Can't wait for lillee to talk about herself nonstop and try to drive the topic to how bullied she is.

No. 838912

Isn’t this the woman with the mlm you can “invest” in? Lillee already did a live with her.

No. 838913

Her mouth looks REALLY swollen and she's speaking out of the corner of her mouth. Didn't she have the surgery like 2 weeks ago? No way it's still healing. IANAD but mouth tissue heals faster than skin tissue. Even though it was more intensive than a normal tooth extraction (if she's telling the truth) there shouldn't be any swelling or pain at this point.

I guarantee she poked at it with her grubby little paws and got it infected and now she's trying to cover it up

No. 838914

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What…what happened to her neck?

No. 838916

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Yeah and she invested $100 in the company

No. 838917

I just don’t understand why she stretches her shirts out like this, it looks so sloppy. Why make your clothes look old?

No. 838918

She thinks that showing off her collarbones makes her look more dainty. Ever since she gained weight she flexes her neck muscles in the weirdest way to show off the remnants of her collarbones

No. 838942

The sad part is that it only accentuates that she’s lacking collar bones. She’s so fat they’ve been eaten up by her fat kek. Her straining her neck is just going to give her neck problems not make herself look like a thin queen

No. 838946

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Laur reported a bunch of wiki editors for sock puppetry. Wiki investigated and ruled they weren’t the same person. Now Laur’s losing her shit.


No. 838948

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No. 838950

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I feel bad for the Wiki mods having to deal with her inane rambling.

No. 838952

>still plays out in the news

a quick google search shows no stories about Brenda since the 90s

No. 838954

Wait, didn't the convict the "wrong" person who's now in jail for Brenda's murder? That's not a cold case, that's a solved case.

No. 838956

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Yeah, one of the guys involved is doing a life sentence, and Bissell is deceased, so I'm assuming she's referring to her ex brother in law Jeffrey. After being extensively interviewed by investigators and the DA (Bissell), they found Jeffrey not at fault for Brenda's murder. Laur will not let it go because she's insane and has absolutely nothing else to do with her day. That is, aside from "manage" her goblin daughter and create sock accounts to make it look like Lillee has actual engagement. It should be fun to watch her get banned from Wikipedia though. I can already feel the Friday Franzia Freakout coming on.

Also, top kek at Laur telling Wikipedia that a page for Brenda should've been created in 1995. I swear she's the ultimate boomer.

Screenshot taken from the April 1995 NY Times article stating that no charges would be filed against Wolf in regards to Brenda's murder and the robbery of the Jewelery Store.

No. 838957

>They sounded just like the stalker
Yeah because anyone who isn't buying laur's shit sounds just like a sTaLkEr…
Laur is making such a fool of herself, she's mentally 12 and disturbed.

No. 838958

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Imagine being a 50 something year old hag crying to people about being bullied on the internet. This woman never mentally progressed passed the age of 12. Like mother, like daughter, as they say.

No. 838960

Wikipedia autists have no time for Laur's chaotic bullshit

No. 838961

i'm surprised they've put up with her this long kek.

No. 838963

>sending me messages
She wishes.
Too bad the only ones sending her messages are debt collectors and eviction notice court.

No. 838965

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Lillee’s teaming up with the scammy mlm to teach makeup classes to Indian people

No. 838970

Why is a pasty white attic goblin who can barely speak English teaching Indian women how to do makeup?

No. 838971

YT is not a viable career option for the vast majority of people who post videos, as we well known watching LJ.

I hope these classes are free. Otherwise this is disgustingly predatory and wasting time when these women/girls who could be getting training or an education to help them do something viable.

No. 838977

That's exactly what I thought. The whole company is scammy and the only thing this "live session" will attract is a bunch of bots and farmers. I can't wait to see the absolute meltdown that happens when one of these Indian women ask Lillee how much money she's made on YouTube so far. She won't be able to tell them anything about the business end of YouTube, she can't even answer simple questions about how to gain subscribers or how to use certain algorithms to your advantage when creating videos. She will just blabber in her incoherent attic-pidgeon word salad for the duration of the video.

No. 838978

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Here's Laur hoping the avengers will assemble for #justice4brenda

No. 838979

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A character from the band Gorillaz also totally cares too apparently

No. 838981

I don't understand why she continued against this dude for so long. He died over a decade before all this, in ruins, and it's well documented how scummy he is. No one is on his side. Why would Laur put in so much energy to smear a guy who is already dead and ruined?

No. 838983

Bissell wrongfully convicted a lot of people. After getting his law license in prison, Issac Wright Jr had a show produced by 50 cent in 2017. I’m too lazy to go through old threads but at one point Laur was tweeting at 50 Cent, pissed he was making a show about Issac instead of Brenda. Laur saw the attention these people were getting & started the Justice4Brenda. She was hoping someone would make a show, write a book etc but Bissell was barely involved in Brenda’s case. He was removed as the prosecutor at the beginning of the trial.

No. 838987

I wonder if the Lillee Jean show is about to come crashing to the ground in the near future, hence Laur jumping back into focusing her energies on #justice4brenda (#notacomic #thisisreal) instead of LJ's "career"

I wonder if LJ's scam dental surgery has gotten infected and made her too hideous for even the baby yoda filter?

No. 838992

The ingredients for the exfoliant/balm stick are garbage. The exfoliant is just a sugar scrub (which is terrible for your face skin as it can cause microtears) and the balm is several kinds of petroleum/waxes. The only ingredient that might do something is the sea fennel extract, but seeing as it's the last ingredient there likely isn't enough for it to be effective.

tl;dr this shit is garbage don't put it on your skin

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No. 839046

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Admin just dropped a link for all of Creepshow Art’s self posts and there’s a bunch of stuff from Lillee Jean threads. Laur finally has proof Shannon’s been cyberbullying on the black websites.


No. 839087

at least she’s admitting it’s a group of people instead of just one person with a hundred sock accounts kek

No. 839091

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>Unfortunately, Wikipedia is part of the REALWORLD
Holy fucking shit lmao

No. 839104

cuckipedia editors are certainly giving Laur the harshest smackdown she's had in awhile. Will this be a wakeup call for our goblins? No.

No. 839127

I've been thinking about this. Realistically, how long can they keep this up? It's been years and it's not working. I'm going to absolutely miss the Lillee Jean cosmetics arc. At least we'll still be able to track their scams, hell maybe we will see Lillee grow into some kind of scammy super villain

No. 839130

Who knows. They just can't seem to figure out that no-one except other scammers like them. The best thing is for them is to get lost for a few years, pick up actual skills and try again but be honest. Also lilleejean needs to experience the harsh realities of the real world not the yes your amazing sweetie world her mother has created for her.

No. 839136

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She is back to posting about old looks like their new. Also her Instagram continues to fluctuate like the dips and rises of a roller coaster.

No. 839138

Jesus fucking christ Shannon, at least sage your shit.

No. 839140

This definitely lends some credence to >>838987
Either Lillee's scam dentist fucked up her mouth irreparably (Notice how she hasn't given us a teeth update in a minute…helloooo Gummee Jean) or she finally hit her breaking point and told Laur she wasn't going to be her puppet anymore (optimistic) OR APS finally took her away and put her in a group home with other cognitively disabled people and Laur's trying to cover it up

No. 839145

This will be confirmed on her live. She will either be fine or mumble her usual crap. Can't wait for people who are actually oppressed to learn about how oppressed lillee is. Going to be so educational. Especially with that one shitty look she does in various colours.

No. 839151

>>839145 >>838987
Her lives are so redundant, especially when other people are "interviewing" (using the term lightly) her; it's the same bullshit bubblegum questions with no sustenance whatsoever. She'll bring up cyberboolies 15x for no reason and reply with her standard nonsensical word salad while talking out of the side of her mouth. Nitpick, but that "uwu dainty princess" voice she does grinds my gears to no end.

Speaking of her scam surgery, the last time she posted something relatively new, her jaw was more swollen than usual and she was making an effort not to show her teeth. Her lumpy potato face only made it more obvious and she talked out of the side of her mouth the entire video. Who would've guessed that finding the cheapest and worst rated dental office in NY would backfire horribly? Not Laur apparently. Anyway, she just retweeted that horrible "Cady from Mean Girls" look again, so it appears she hasn't done any new videos.

No. 839155

This is something I considered when I noticed Laur leaning into the Brenda stuff lately.

Sage for tinfoil, but

How likely is it that Lille is a puppet who will push back against her mum? Lillee is well aware that she has no fans and that she is, in fact, a pariah of sorts. She might be an idiot but she MUST know, by virtue of growing up with the internet, that the negative attention she drew to herself is irreversible damage. She has to have seen other people torn down by drama and never get back up. She HAS to know that she is in an even worse position than them because she was torn down for being a lying scammer from the moment she started.

I refuse to believe that she isn't burdened by this knowledge. She's going to start pushing back against Laur eventually. If Laur is depending on Justice4Brenda again then maybe Lillee has already started resisting.

I would kill to see a Venus Angelic style escape. That would be the most interesting milk she ever produced

No. 839156

I swear if all the times we compared her to Gypsy Rose Lee turn out to be accidental foreshadowing I will eat a bug

No. 839158

She would run away with Prince Jafar guy

No. 839162

It wouldn't surprise me if she a Venus. I think if she does some very interesting things about Laur might come out. Although this might just be a tinfoil moment based on my own conclusions based on the mountains of information about the way lillee jean acts or has acted.

I think the side mouth might be her thinking she looks like that awkward endearing girl ala kirsten Stewart.

No. 839165

He’s in Canada and LIllee would have to get a passport to see him. That’s not happening

No. 839166

> Gypsy Rose Lee
was a successful burlesque performer (though also had a crazy controlling mother), Lillee Jean could NEVER
I think you mean murderous Munchausen’s by Proxy victim Gypsy Rose Blanchard?

No. 839167

Maybe when the border reopens a certain Prince will be taking a trip to Queens

No. 839168

If she is a puppet, you have to consider that a lot of her past/current public retardation is a result of being groomed to be that way by her mum. For all the times we compare her to Gypsy Rose, nobody seems to remember that Gypsy Rose was literally acting like a retard because her mum made her that way. Lillee could easily be an emotionally stunted forever child because Laur wants Lillee to be dependent.

Very odd how Lillee identifies the most with Repunzel, a girl raised by a hag shut away from everyone else in a tower who knows nothing outside of what the hav wants her to know but still longs for life outside of her isolation.

I'm seeing the signs. If things are shifting then now is the time for tinfoiling.

No. 839169

Or what if Laur decides to put all her eggs in the Brenda basket and abandons Lillees influencer career?
Lillee could actually be too retarded to see it isn't working and Laur could be the one to jump ship. We might see Lillee try to carry this on her own without Laur

No. 839170


My personal theory is that Laur is blowing the dust off of her justice4brenda crusade because they are no longer able to get anyone to come to their "rescue" with the cyberbully sob story.

McSteve and the Sealions, Defango, Patreesha, Tired Lady, Estrella and her Guardians…all of them got tired of Laur trying to wield them like trained pitbulls to attack the callouts. Only a few of those people even still talk to Laur and the only response they give to her twitter freakouts is a generic "oh, is that stuff still happening? wow. that's crazy."

No. 839186

Kind of nitpick about her teeth removal:
LJ also lost the invisalign cleaning product right after she got it keks.
She said she was "cleaning" it with toothpaste and some anon said it was abrasive or something.
So basically she wears an invisalign in her mouth all day that is not properly cleaned and she had/has open wounds.
I'm sure she didn't tell the ortho about losing the product and the ortho may not had explained her obvious hygienic bases.

No. 839189

If Laur does jump ship, do you think she'll take Lillee with her? By which I mean do you think she'll include Lillee in her new scam or will she not see Lillee as useful? Hell, Laur might realise that Lillees involvement could draw immediate negativity towards future endeavors, and so must shelf Lillee

No. 839192

Have any of you ever watched how LJ actually TREATS Laur. Laur is an over indulgent mother with a spoiled, unlikable fat kid. In no way is Laur running the show. She just indulges LJ to maximum. We are never getting Venus or Gypsy. Laur does have an ego problem, but she has no problem being behind the scenes as long as it gets her money. She lives vicariously through LJ, but LJ is ultimately number 1 in the relationship. Laur is a yes man to her own daughter.

No. 839244

i agree. i think anons are really underestimating the benefits lillee gets out of this relationship. as long as she plays along with this grift, she gets to sit on her ass in pajamas doing nothing all day, doesn't have any pressure to get a job or go to school, sleeps in and stays up late, can play with dolls and watch cartoons and play pretend as a booty guru… what motivation would she have to leave? hell, laur even does every chore for her and shreds up her food before every meal. she's a massive insecure brat so it's not like she actually wants any friends. all she likes to do is talk about herself and have her ego stroked, so a camera, bots, pradips, and an engagement pod all fulfill those needs. i honestly think the only thing that will make lillee pull away will be her middle school horniness. it's clear that at 20 she's becoming pent up and eventually her grinding her hips on tiktok and staring at indian dicks on her lives isn't gonna cut it anymore.

No. 839246

I got a heaping pile of tinfoil.

I agree that LJ benefits hugely from her relationship with her mother. But, her mother has also done an extremely shitty job of raising her. LJ's view of the world is she's the best and most talented person on the planet and entitled to everything. If she keeps failing at everything she'll want someone to blame. Because it couldn't possible be her. She's perfect and cute and very special and talented. And Laur being the most involved person is a great scape goat. As anon said Lillee treats her mom like shit. I could see LJ turning on her mom and running to the next enabled. Like Jafar.

I think Jafar could pull an Onision and drive a long distance. Jafar seems to have a fat midget fetish. He could get LJ a passport and set her up in Canada on a marriage visa. LJ would probably fall for anyone who fed her the right lines that she's perfect and they'll do anything to make her famous. If that person has a dick for her "tight" vagina even better.

It's a 50% chance that LJ turns on Laur imo. I'm hoping she does because I think LJ has just as much shit on Laur as Venus had on Margo. I'm sure they'll both get on YouTube and Twitter and rant about how the other is the horrible person and they're just a victim. It'll be a bigger shitshow the Venus and Margo because in this case there are two nasty mentally ill people and not one nasty mentally ill person.

No. 839247

Reverse Venus/gypsy situation?

Joking aside its going to implode one way or another. Or they will cling to anything they can but slowly become more and more irrelevant.

No. 839248

I just don't understand how she's 20 and not having a life crisis. She's never had a job, didn't complete her education and once all of this eventually breaks down, she wont have the social skills to get out there and make friends, nevermind find employment.

I lost a job when I was 18 and felt like I literally lost all of my purpose and was having constant anxiety attacks until I found a new one.

There's absolutely no helping her lol

No. 839250

You know that part in Call of the Wild were the dog starts to get lured into the wild by an instinctual force?

What if Lillees scammer genetics kick in and she realises she could get famous and make money by exposing her mum as some kind of monster?

She could apply her shit writing skills and write a Mommy Dearest style tell all about how her mother was behind the scenes. She faked a beauty guru, she blames the failure on Laur, and fakes a Venus Angelic past as a combined effort to hurt her mum and achieve celebrity status.

Their whole family are proper wrong'uns. Even Brenda was doing illegal shit. Deep down inside Lillee is a scammer and we can clearly see it in how she fucking willingly scams every day. It's in her blood to eventually rise up and make her own scam, and it's in her blood to be shitty enough to throw her mum under the bus if it gets her what she wants

No. 839253

Laur isn't running the show, she's Lillee's attack dog and protector. But she has protected and insulated Lillee to the point that she's really the only person Lillee trusts or cares about. I think Lillee is VERY aware of the fact that her career should be over. I don't think Lillee really cares about that though. Even now, as brands drop her left and right, she gets free products and she gets to sit in her room and play with makeup. She absolutely believes that the only reason she's not an international superstar is because of bullies. Actually being successful would be worse for Lillee Jean. It's easier to be the victim who "kept fighting against the odds" than to be one of the other thousands of girls who couldn't catch lightning in a bottle.

No. 839264

there's 0 chance Laur is gonna jump ship. If she were rational enough to make that kind of decision, she would have made it YEARS ago…remember LJ has been trying to be a famous influencer since she was around 14.

Since then, Laur has dumped so much money into fake fans on insta, youtube, twitter and even when insta clears the bots, she instantly uses her limited antiques money and disability checks on buying more fans for LJ.

If Laur had any sanity, she would've seen LJ's acting reel or singing reel or any of her artwork and gently broke it to her daughter that being an influencer probably isn't in the cards, rather than reinforcing LJ's delusions and making her believe she's a beautiful, pale disney princess uwu.

Honestly, I think Laur vicariously lives through LJ (she even has some of her own makeup videos on LJ's youtube) and believes their own lies about being a Covergirl, Teen Vogue model, and going to the MET Gala someday. Laur's just as looney as LJ if not more.

No. 839285

Lillee will never dump Laur and Laur will never dump Lillee because they’re completely codependent. The only way Lillee is going to get a reality check is when Laur inevitably dies or gets even more disabled. I doubt that old Earl will shred Lillee’s nuggies.

No. 839286

Would be interesting to watch the goblin duo on the tlc show smothered .

No. 839293

They would probably eat that shit up because it's "exposure" and "uwu we're best friends and mommy and daughter"

Do you think all the years of pent-up horniness have lead to Lillee starting a secret Tinder account? I bet for sure she's having weird asterisky cybersex with Prince Jafar after Laur's 2 bottles of wine in and snoring on the couch.

No. 839294


You mean boxed wine

No. 839323

90 day fiance please. Come on Pheephee it's time to marry LJ.

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No. 839347

I wish there was something more behind it but Lillee likely identifies with Rapunzel only because of her long, blonde hair, which is something Lillee is convinced she has as well. Don't overestimate her, she's a willing participant and dumb as a sack of bricks.

No. 839351


Now that Lillee has claimed to be pan I realise they remind me so much of Mary and Brittani from the show. I wouldn't be surprised if they shower or get colonics together…

No. 839365

Imagine what they'd do if they got an email asking them to audition for sMothered? I bet they'd take it as a compliment.

On the downside, it might mean the goblins actually get money, which as we know is a dangerous thing

No. 839373

I forgot about Earl. Damn, is that old pedo still alive? What in the fuck is he doing while all this is happening

No. 839374

in the freezer, if tinfoil anons are to be believed

No. 839381

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LJ's cosplay of Chitoge Ichijō, or in her words "a friend" because LJ thinks its offensive to cosplay Asian characters. I have no idea what this character even is but I can see Lillee being called out by twitter spergs for the eyemakeup being "asian fishing".

No. 839383

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100% sure she hasn't even seen Nisekoi. I hate that she calls herself a cosplayer and does like a half-assed version of some of the characters she's trying to portray.

No. 839385

Laur really jumped out in these photos. She’s not aging well…

No. 839388

Srsly anons I don't even know how she lives like that. I mean never going out especially on summer.
Even if one doesn't like outdoors, always staying home instead of having fun outside, I really don't get it.

No. 839390

I think she looks surprisingly cute here. Reminds me a bit of Venus. It really would do wonders for Lillee to fix her teeth. Fuck Laur for not sorting that out when there was still time.

No. 839392

It’s just her Party City Sailor Moon cosplay on backwards kek

No. 839394

90 Fiancé where Lillee moves to wherever that Jafar guy lives and has a hissy by not complying to the way women are in their culture

No. 839399

File: 1622902964652.jpg (169.34 KB, 1080x1512, Screenshot_20210605-151817_Sam…)

Is it me or does it look like Instagram is deleting her bots as fast as she adds them. Gotta break out that goblin cash again laur.

No. 839402

Ah yes, Canadian women are so very oppressed.

No. 839403

I'm not a weeb so forgive me, but how the fuck is a blonde haired blue eyed character ethnically Japanese?

No. 839407

The goblins were looking through old photo albums on Lillees Instagram story. Great great grandma Jean and Dvoyra both make appearances. I think this is the most we’ve heard Earl speak?!


No. 839408

i don’t think prince jaffar actually lives in canada, he just wants to lol. his wheat farm that he posts about is in pakistan

No. 839412

That. And the reason he's sticking around is he believes LJ is rich and famous.

No. 839422

japanese anime characters have all types of hair colors – blue, green, purple – so blonde isn't too weird for anime. think of sailor moon.

No. 839423


If I remember correctly the character is half american. But yeah it's a common trait in anime for characters to have unrealistic hair/skin colours even if the show happens to be set in Japan.

No. 839425

>chubby but not obese photo of Laur in the 80s
>"you look so small!"
>"I told you I was super skinny"
Is body dysmorphia genetic?

>Lillee asks abt blacklight photo

>"When you're high as fuck it looks really cool"

Laur's been hitting more than just the Franzia I see

No. 839426

What's creepy is that it seems the first time lj sees pix of her family.
Much healthy eating with the ice cream at the end.

No. 839428

The way she cut and mushed the ice cream was unsettling. She's so used to mushing and butchering her food she does it with food that legit doesn't even need to be really chewed. Love how she tagged a "heathlier choice" ice cream company. Very telling that LJ thinks she can cut corners.

If Laur was serious about being a manager/momager to a "model/actress" she'd cut off the junk food and only feed her goblin keto.

No. 839432

Huh, earl sounds more normal than I expected. For some reason I thought he didn't live with them, does he?

No. 839434

Earl's their only source of actual income with his ssi checks, of course he lives with them. He's just an old pedo fuck so why put him on camera?

No. 839436

At least she's ugly enough to be safe from Earl's particular predilection

No. 839438

Bankruptcy Anon pulled the Trueman bankruptcy records and discovered that all three Truemans are on SSDI. Bless you, Bankruptcy Anon.

We've seen Earl somewhat recently in LJ's "Day in My Life" vlog from fall. He seem fat and frail. They're going to have two SSDI checks soon. I wonder if LJ treats him as shity as she does Laur. Probably.

No. 839439

I get the feeling she's not very close with Earl at all. Whether that's because of Laur's overbearing parenting or just Lillee being an insufferable cunt, who knows? But I get the feeling that the only shit she even knows about Earl she heard from Laur. They don't seem to talk about anything beyond small talk. She's definitely not a daddy's girl, which is odd for a pickmeass white girl

No. 839440

Is Earl the Bob Chandler of the goblinverse?

No. 839443

How tf did they get Lillee on disability?

No. 839445

Have…have you looked at her anon? There's some major shit wrong with her body

No. 839447

Did we have confirmation before that Laur used to do drugs? "Well if you're high as fuck it looks really cool"

No. 839449

File: 1622923414270.png (2.61 MB, 2100x1325, shes just fat you guys.png)


how long are you retards going to keep saying that being 4'9" or whatever is a disability? where are you giant manly freaks living that small women are so rare? kek

pic related…being short and chubby does not get you SSDI

No. 839450

what the fuck? earl is clearly excited trying to tell lillee about his life and she is just staring into her phone taking videos of her smashing ice cream… i can't tell if she's just rude as fuck or actually retarded.

No. 839451

anon didn't say she was a dwarf, they said she looks like she has something wrong with her. At the very least she has an endocrine disorder. Stopping growing at 9 years old isn't something normal healthy people do.

No. 839452

File: 1622925648292.png (37.08 KB, 300x184, thumb_ding-dong-r-wrong-ding-d…)

>In men and women, the sole requirement for being considered a dwarf is having an adult height under 147 cm (4 ft 10 in) and it is almost always sub-classified with respect to the underlying condition that is the cause of the short stature.

No. 839454

So we now can confirm Earl is alive. We can stop tinfoiling that he is dead and Laur is just faking that hes alive for money

If you look at his posts he very much is not a canadian

No. 839455

kek wasn't that "tinfoiling" just a thread in-joke?

No. 839457

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No. 839458


My reply was playing into the joke, jesus, you're autists

No. 839460

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No. 839462

A touch ironic considering how she uses "you use drugs" as an insult. It's so predictable that every goblin insult is just psychological projection. Maybe that's why Earl is so zapped of fucking life. LSD and PCP zapped his brain.

It'll probably happen in a few months. Earl will croak. The goblins will hide Earl's body somewhere to try and scam Social Security. They're incompetent so of course they'll get caught. And then we'll have fun news stories and their sobbing mug shots to kek at.

No. 839464

File: 1622929123007.jpg (30.6 KB, 680x392, BEGONE SCROTE.jpg)

>Not saging

No. 839465

Yeah, I think EarlBob had a little too much of the brown acid in the 60s. As a sidenote, I'm surprised he was able to knock Laur up

No. 839471

File: 1622934877040.jpg (166.83 KB, 1008x659, -48edsf.jpg)

One of laurs confirmed socks,fan.coa, has weighed in on the Shannon shit show.

Pulled from creepshows thread.would have cross posted the op but for some reason it's not letting me paste the post number.

No. 839475

I doubt its her body, they might have actually told disability that she's retarded/mentally challenged

No. 839481

There is absolutely no way lj is on SSDI, she’s never had a job to accrue credits towards SSDI. She may be on SSI which is what I’ve always suspected. She may be on it for a mixture for her height and if she was retarded

No. 839482


Being under 4'10 in the United States does, in fact, qualify you for Disability, and it's very easy to get in even up to 5'0 if you have lawyers who know how to game the system. No one's claiming it IS a disability, except maybe manlet incels, but the fact is that it can get you disability checks.

No. 839483


She probably has the SSDI under her mother until she turns 21 or 25, at which point it will shift to being in her name and SSI.

No. 839492

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No. 839505

File: 1622956598641.jpeg (174.12 KB, 750x1034, 13BC4AF8-7639-4C9D-9A62-B92529…)

So Jeaniez can donate 5 cents to them?

No. 839515

What proof is there that she is actually pansexual? I don't want to discriminate, like I understand you can't tell someone's sexuality by looking at them. But the way she describes pansexuality just sounds odd. In her pride makeup vid, she said "Being pansexual, not many people realize just means you love everybody. And it doesn't matter what the persons orientation is, sexual preference, anything, you just love them”. Isn’t ‘loving everyone’ and being sexuality attracted to all genders/sexuality completely different? What women, men, non-binary folks, transgender folks has she showed support or a genuine connection to? The way she has mocked gay and trans people with her fake accounts and didn’t acknowledge or apologize for it. Coming out as pansexual doesn’t sweep all that stuff under the rug. It all just comes across as a fake, half-assed attempt from this white girl trying to join another minority group, thinking that will shield her from owning up to her behaviour.
Okay, you love everyone. That doesn’t mean everyone will love you.
June is pride month and she wants to join the herd.
Also LOL at her ‘coming out’ with her pronouns, she/her. She has always used that and it is obvious by looking at her. Why would you need to ‘come out’ for that? Why is that supposed to be a brave and noble thing to share with others?
Be respectful to actual gay people who have actually had to come out and have it be a traumatizing experience.
This chick just gets more and more horrible in her behaviour everyday.(unsaged autism)

No. 839521

File: 1622973146033.jpg (439.3 KB, 1080x1510, Screenshot_20210606-105103_Sam…)

Looks like she read something like this misunderstood and took what she wanted from it.

No. 839526

File: 1622982408388.jpg (211.3 KB, 1579x608, botwar.jpg)

If the bots doesn't work, guess you have to do it yourself.

She's answering at least twice on EACH comment. Several accounts are commenting two/tree times + 2 answers from LJ. She clearly told everyone in her engagement pod to comment several times.

No. 839539

all pansexuals are clout chasing straight ppl anon

No. 839541

Someone should request a sapphic themed video. That oughtta end this pansexual bs once and for all. She's not attracted to women at all and can't even fake it.

No. 839544

That's def what she did. Her and Laur clearly realize being straight is perceived as uncool but they don't know enough to fake it convincingly

No. 839547

are you new here? LJ & Laur have been spamming all of her posts since the start. The only difference now is that she has an engagement pod, when it was previously just them and their sock accounts

No. 839549

Honestly Earl in a couple of ways (and I literally mean a couple) remind me of my own dad. I can guarantee they aren't close because they don't relate to anything and have nothing to talk about. My dad was great, loved him to death, but we weren't close at all and also only made small talk because we were just in completely separate realms of interests, lifestyle, etc.
I highly doubt Earl can find any common ground with a hermit that's addicted to Disney, dolls, anime, and thinks she's a beauty guru. I don't think it has anything to do with overbearing parenting nor Lillee being insufferable, I just think their interests don't match anywhere on the timeline.

No. 839552

I hope a poop toucher asks her who her celebrity gorl crush is.

She probably would respond that she's a very private person and doesn't want to share. In reality it's likely because she's terribly jealous of pretty celebrities like Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid and Ariana Grande who aren't fat midgets and can't even entertain the idea of finding a lady she finds attractive. It seems like every female makes the goblins rage because nearly every female is more attractive than LJ.

Did any anons watch her live with the pyramid scheme scammer?

No. 839555

Yeah, even when she compliments girls it comes across as jealous. "ugh she's so prettyyyyy uwu" rather than the more sapphic "UNF step on me mami"

No. 839556

I’m betting she’d say something generic like Wonder Woman or any Marvel character and explain using the simple vocabulary of >uhhhhh SHE is QUEEN yas boo

No. 839566

Watching the livestream from today and Lillee mispronounces the woman’s name as “Shalina”. At 4:40, When Shalini comes on she says Shalini is pronounced like “Melanie”. Lillee says she’s confused because when she first met Shalini she told Lillee her name was “Shalina”. Shalini just shakes her head no. It’s so awkward. I doubt this 40 year old woman doesn’t know her own name but Lillee can’t ever be wrong.

No. 839579


I just saw this and it was so cringe. She also doesn't even interview well… there is literally nothing LJ can do halfway decently.

No. 839587

Leave it to Lillee to argue about how someone said their OWN name when they first met.

No. 839590

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Um… this isn’t an awkward shot in between changing expressions. She is literally holding this retard gaze for several seconds long right at the start of livestream.

Also I just watched the 5 minute cut she uploaded on her channel and she’s constantly pulling her shirt lower, doing exaggerated movements, and eye fucking the camera.
In that clip she asks Shalini what she would have to look forward to the most if she were on the other side as a participant. Then lillee talks about having been to a yoga class once and hearing crying babies. She would look forward to good yoga the most… Nowhere in the fucking jet set website is there any mention of yoga and shalini had to save it by saying, yes self care is very important. lmfao g8 research, racist-brain lillee!

No. 839595


Anytime I think this ginger goblin can't get uglier, she proves me wrong. There's hideous and then there's Lillee, thanks for this picture - it's pure nightmare fuel.

It's one thing to be stupid, but to be stupid, short,fat, talentless, and ugly and not realize it? That's a whole 'nother level. It still blows my mind that she thinks she can be a "beauty guru", kek. Even if we forget all her faux pas, she had an iceberg's chance in hell and somehow she still thought it was a possibility. Anyway, this picture will haunt my nightmares. Laur's genes are strong, and that's not a compliment.

No. 839602

Has she been getting into Earl's stash?

No. 839603

File: 1623043970142.jpg (21.43 KB, 400x400, OPdCUDnF_400x400.jpg)

What the fuck is Laur's new Twitter avatar? Reminder she is a middle aged mother.

No. 839604

This is what Laur actually sees in the mirror

No. 839610

File: 1623046372627.jpg (340.52 KB, 2048x2048, E0tW9wgWYAABMLA.jpg)

More legal threats from Laur to a callout.

No. 839611

File: 1623046543277.jpg (204.84 KB, 1080x1279, E0tXh6uX0AErDSH.jpg)

One thing Laur always does that I don't understand is how she's always changing how she refers to Lillee. Sometimes she'll refer to Lillee as her daughter, sometimes Lillee is just a young woman Laur is managing.

No. 839612

Looks like something lj "drew" but with more filters

No. 839617

looks like a handmade shailene woodley bitmoji

No. 839621

I would love to be a fly on the wall when Laur calls callouts' local police stations.

"Do not threaten me. I now feel very unsafe."
Solid statement coming from Laur.

No. 839622

File: 1623057836912.png (101.04 KB, 1122x516, Reno.png)

Reno (one of the bigger YouTube LJ callouts) got her account terminated yesterday. She announced she was unterminated a few hours ago. The Twitter callouts are very happy in the response tweets.

Goblins must be seething in their attic. Reno was one of the people who got identifying details put in Laur's Twitter handle months ago.

No. 839623

It's her go to when she wants to turn the tables. Am sure the people she has doxxed feel perfectly safe from Laur. I can see a mental facility in laurs near future.

No. 839624


Top kek, just like LJ one eye is noticeably bigger than the other. Atleast that part is true to form. All that avatar needs is 3 more chins, 42 more wrinkles, a hair line that starts 7 inches behind its ears and a mouth that droops on one side and it would look exactly like Laur. Everytime I think these inbred Attic creatures can't get more depraved, they out-do themselves. If this is what Laur sees in the mirror, she needs better glasses and a shrink. Laur and Lillee must have some type of body dysmorphia if they see themselves as attractive people as opposed to the hideous goblins they truly are. I knew they were dumb, but this is next level.

No. 839626


From the sound of Laur's statements, it seems awful lot like she's afraid of the same legal procedure she's threatening others with. She really thinks the way out to this is to send a cease and desist and it could (or should) go away, but when the callout slams back with a legal threat, she's turtling pretty hard with "stop writing me, leave us alone."

She doesn't really want lawyers or legal involved in this. A real legal battle will expose plenty of issues with the Truemans and she knows it. She's pretty much shaking now that there's a callout with the money and the legal ability to make good on this, unlike Tati's lawyering up, because they didn't have the balls to actually put legal proceedings on the Truemans.

No. 839627

File: 1623059366790.jpg (209.54 KB, 1080x1224, Screenshot_20210607-103915_Sam…)

Check must have come in.

No. 839633

Not really. I know they've always did that but it seems more and more obvious and super low quality bots/sock accounts.
She has far less likes and comments and the new accounts are commenting many times very old posts, making it even more suspicious. There's something wrong with the engagement pod, did she lost the admin right or something?

She went on a crazy rant saying: we (women) can do what we FUCKING want, we are people, we are persons
The young indian girl looked shocked at LJ's entrepreneur vocabulary and stupidity.

Shalini said Indian gov asked her to do the MLM and it has professionnal credits or something. And you would have thought, LJ as an eNtRePrEneUr would ask more about these details?

No. 839637

A lot of these bot services offer “refills” of deleted bots. I don’t necessarily think they’re buying new followers.

No. 839640

Could be, but looking at it it looks like they are losing bots left, right and center. Hopefully they will get caught soon. If her stats keep roller coastering abnormally.

No. 839642


i think its the disney princess filter doing its best

No. 839644

File: 1623073393083.jpeg (490.23 KB, 1170x1968, 5918EB9F-E65D-4ACD-8C1B-F8BC20…)

She changed her profile pic on her Inevitablelrt account too.

No. 839646

Is she getting off on making Lillee draw her (like one of her French Pheepies)??? The sapphic/incest shit is ramping up in the attic. I don't like it.

No. 839648


This is obviously a filter or something. Lillee can't draw something like this lol.

No. 839650

Tinfoil special her.

If laur was into drugs / getting high back in the day. It might be the real reason gor the fact she's now batshit crazy.

No. 839653

File: 1623086271621.png (13.42 KB, 361x215, ffff.png)

Found a FB event Laur created mentioning something I don't think has been brought up on the farms, at the very least it's probably been tinfoiled. It's for a 2013 estate sale of her parents/fathers home, Laur mentions her father gambling all his money and being a hoarder. Doe's it run in the family? Hoarding definitely does, and Laur might as well be gambling with the amount of money she flushes down the drain on LJ.

I don't know if I can post the link or the full thing because it has an address to someone uninvolved., it's not very milky either besides Laur's confirmation hoarding and wasting money runs in the family.

No. 839660

You can tell Laur is starting to miss the appearance of her youth lol. Which I know she never looked like this, but she probably hates herself too much to update her profile picture to a real recent picture.

No. 839661

After people were deepdiving into Brenda's case again the other day, a couple anons were wondering who their parents were that led Brenda to get into a bad crowd/become shady with money and Laur to become a scammer. Not surprising, but definitely solidifies their lineage of shady, scammy people. I would bet some of their ancestors were the type to sell snake oil in the wild west days.

No. 839696


Are you 12? Doing drugs in your youth doesn't turn you into Laur. Doing drugs at Laur's age doesn't turn you into Laur.

No. 839711


Stop trying to bait people it's pathetic.

No. 839714

NAYRT, but It really depends on what drugs you're doing and where you started out mentally/IQ wise prior to doing them. That being said, Laur's issues stem from a few things, IMO. She's obviously not a very smart woman. From the looks of it, she's got a 2 digit IQ and I very highly doubt she went to college or completed any type of education beyond high school, if she even graduated. Let's be real, it's obvious education isn't a priority nor is it valued in the Trueman household. You can tell by the way that they talk and type that they're not very smart people, they can't even manage to use certain words properly. What's worse, they're the worst kind of stupid; they're the type of people that think they're smarter than everyone else. They both tout their "superior intellect" yet neither one can type a coherent sentence.

It's been said that the way you write reflects your thought process. If there's an iota of truth to that than we can see how simple these two goblins really are. I've seen ESL students that originate from countries where they don't use the English alphabet and even they can write better than these two idiots. Half the time I can't even understand what Lillee/Laur is trying to say, let alone make sense of it all. NY public schools are pretty damn good compared to the rest of the country too, so that's not the issue. Low intelligence bordering on some type of intellectual disability combined with long-term social isolation and an undeserved superiority complex isn't really helping their mental or emotional state. It's no wonder they have 0 friends offline.

No. 839716

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The sheer low quality of the bots is hilarious. This group has all the others pictures are posts.

No. 839718


they look like those photos from the random face generator online, so nobody can reverse search them and say they have been stolen from genuine profiles

No. 839725

File: 1623155865086.jpeg (377.85 KB, 2048x2048, ED7516B6-EAE4-4E44-BEFC-6CDF04…)

wow the comparison is uncanny

No. 839726

Laur, and one can assume Icebox Earl as well, have drilled into Lillee Jean that a formal education is not as important as being driven and "hustling". It's a common thought process/belief in low income/low education areas. They hear an over simplified version of a story "Bill Gates dropped out of school to start microsoft in his garage!" "Micheal Jordan was cut from his HS basketball team! He became one of the most famous athletes in the world!" They just ignore that Gates dropped out of Harvard and MJ was too short for his HS team at the time, so they put him in JV.

Lillee Jean was ultimately failed by the NYC school system. I think, based on how Laur acts about her adult daughter, that she was probably a nightmare for administration to deal with, but Lillee posted a paper she had written in the 7th Grade about Andrew Jackson and it is a travesty. Even while she was in school, it was apparent she had difficulty with sentence structure, coherent thought patterns, and other grammatical errors. Yet she received a high grade (I think an A) on the paper. It was at most a low C or failing grade.

I believe that the bots were originally one of the other manager's idea, but then Laur and Lillee said "well if 50K is good, 500k is better!". I do kind of wonder if by purchasing so many bots, and being involved in international engagement pods heavily based in India (Which Ready Set Jet owner straight up confirmed), if Lillee's account hasn't been tagged in some way be a real account that is automatically followed by bots.

No. 839727

Lillee is the perfect storm of Karen-style helicopter parenting, low IQ, unpleasant personality, and No Child Left Behind.

If the schools gave a fuck about her they'd have called CPS on Laur after Laur bullied, harassed, and shouted at Janet (a girl who Lillee didn't like in her class) while following her home in her car and encouraging Lillee to take part. But a Bush-era elementary school would have been too underfunded and overextended to give a flying fuck

No. 839728

Do you have a sauce for that Andrew Jackson essay? I've been on the threads since the beginning and don't remember seeing it.

No. 839729

I can barely tell the difference between the two pictures, they're that much alike! In all seriousness, I wonder if this is how Laur actually sees herself. Like Lillee, she seems to have some warped perception of herself (and her daughter for that matter), like some type of reverse body dysmorphia. There's something really unsettling about this picture of Laur, I don't know if it's the forced smile or the derpy cross-eyed gaze, but she looks genuinely frightening here. There's nothing worse than a batshit crazy woman with a persecution complex, low IQ, behavioral issues, and poor impulse control.

If Laur is any indication on how LJ will age, she better hurry up and become famous already before the last phase of the Trueman Troll genetics kicks in.

It almost makes me wonder if she was in remedial classes or something growing up. I can't speak for LJs previous school, but the schools in NY are usually quite good, however there's exceptions like anything else. One things for sure, she would've never passed any of her Regents exams which are required in order for you to move up a grade. They start in grade 9 and even if you pass the class and the final, if you fail the regents you're not moving on with the rest of your classmates. You must pass atleast 5 Regents in core subjects in order to graduate with a Regents diploma and there's no way LJ would've been able to pass any of them. Conveniently she was pulled out of school a year or two before she would've been made to take them, although, if she was in ESL English, she might have been in remedial classes and I think they are exempt from certain Regents exams.

No. 839739

File: 1623167076402.jpeg (385.11 KB, 828x1474, CA4975DF-D539-4712-A5A4-659D27…)

14 or 40?

No. 839741


Not sure about NYC, but in other parts of NY, Regents is used for placement, it's not a requirement for graduation, or to move to the next grade.

Regents testing is often an opt-in, usually for technical schools (STEM-based programming) or "honours" or magnet schools.

It's a baseline for advanced-placement, and opens up the possibility of taking course hours/earning college credits at a high school level.

Mostly it just looks good when applying for colleges, and for gaining certain kinds of extra access for high school students.

Standard tests and standard diplomas are very much a thing, for "normal" public high schools, Regents students who fall short of the necessary credits, as well as for those in remedial classes or alternative programs (i.e. "city-as-school").

Sage for non-milk

No. 839742


Kek at her non-existing neck.

It's pretty obvious that she is sucking in her belly to the maximum yet she is still fat as heck, not healthy for a person her height.

But yeah her dear momager has convinced her that she is a petite little princess kek.

No. 839746

She whines about being doxxed or people knowing where she lives and then posts shit like this where people could easily track down the house she's in front of. If the know the general area. Genius level of fuck wittery

No. 839747

Holy shit, those thighs are almost as big as Luna's

No. 839749

Has it always been that way? I grew up on Long Island (Suffolk County) and even in regular, non AP classes we had to take Regents in English, Science, 2nd Language, Math and I believe Geography. You took your finals, then your Regents, and if you didn't pass the Regents you repeated the class next semester. The only time you were exempt is if you were in remedial classes (and even then, not always). My school had the option of graduating with a Regents Diploma, Advanced Regents Dipolma, and something that was for special needs students that was kind of like a participation trophy. It wasn't equivalent to the other Diplomas or even a GED.I graduated in '05 though, so things may have changed. Either way, LJ had a snowflakes chance in hell. She can barely write a coherent sentence at 20 years old, it's pathetic.

She's 4'9 and easily a buck fifty here. There's no way she isn't obese if we're going by BMI or body fat percentage. What is this expression she does in alot of her "Candid" photos? She always does this weird thing with her face and it makes her look even more retarded than usual. It's like she tries to look as unattractive and dirty as possible. Also, that's not her neighborhood, is the dentist's office in someone's home? I can't imagine letting those two unwashed trolls into my house, but then again if they're doing dental work on LJ they must have a strong stomach.

No. 839755

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No. 839756

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No. 839757

jesus christ i knew she was gaining weight but her thighs are ENORMOUS
agreed, yikes

No. 839758

Did they drive to the bougiest house in her neighbourhood to pose so that we'll think she's rich? Nah Laur, we all know you're being evicted from your latest attic bc you can't pay

No. 839759


No. 839761

dem chin blackheads

protip for dirty little goblins: stop putting 3 or 4 heavy oils on your face every day. despite her claiming "dry skin loves oil" it only loves certain oils in certain amounts with proper layering/routine. Not just drenching your face in 3 different smelling coconut oils and then popping high-oil foundation on top. beauty gooroo tho

No. 839762

Literally, who does this?

At least there's more evidence of "dental neglect" for APS. I'm not a dentist, but this looks like it's not gonna end well for her

No. 839765

wtf are those 3 red dots on her gums? her mouth looks painful

No. 839767

Possible injection sites to numb something? But looks more like blisters on further inspection.

No. 839772

are her gums starting to grow over her brackets? if so, she's not brushing her teeth and the gums are getting hella diseased

No. 839773

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A normal person with a boyfriend would either ignore these comments or NOT respond anywhere close to this. I guess LJ's type is balding men.

No. 839775

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>It has gone beyond a troll, she is a full on fatal attraction.
These poor wikipedia mods are going to have to keep dealing with Laur's shit

No. 839776

Laur aspires to be a stage mom so I can see her telling LJ that "this is just what it takes to get famous, keep flirting back" and this is the kind of parent who would keep saying so well beyond a man taking full casting couch advantage of her daughter. No matter how dark or hidden the room, LJ would turn around to see a thumbs up from Laur "you're doing great, sweetie"

No. 839779

File: 1623183105797.jpg (65.11 KB, 738x601, pimples.jpg)

I wanted to ask the same anon.
Looks like she has pimples on her gums keks.

No way these are injection marks.

No. 839782

I still can't believe Laur let her daughter get to 20 years old without trying to fix the teeth lodged in her skull

No. 839783

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They protected the article until Dec. 4th, was Laur attempting to edit it yet again??

No. 839784

File: 1623185183006.jpg (92.31 KB, 1080x1028, 195968326_256734999582433_5041…)

Another admin locked it because Laur kept admitting she was Lillee Jean's mother and was violating the guidelines of adding information on "Living Persons" (which is what the WP:BLP is)

No. 839786


I wonder if Lillee even knows about the Wiki scandal or if Laur is too embarrassed that she lost to even tell her. I haven't seen LJ talk or post about it, but I may have just missed it.

No. 839799

I also love the admin told her that getting someone to write her a wiki page was most likely a scam. After everyone told her that about everpedia and she and Lillee cried about it.
I'd bet Lillee knew about it, Laur seems like the person that wouldn't shut up about the latest attack she had been subjected to. I don't think Lillee Jean really cares. She never met Brenda, and Brenda is basically the only other person Laur seems to care about. She's competition, and Lillee isn't going to be upstaged by someone who died over 20 years ago and has gotten far more legitimate press coverage than Lillee Jean ever will.

No. 839800


I don't know how they are still holding on to this deluded dream of Lillee getting her own wikipedia page. They can't fill it up with lies like they did on Everipedia; wiki editors are going to demand legitimate citations for everything. They won't be able to put in:

-Diamond Earl, session drummer to the stars
-Hollywood Propmaster Laur
-Famous Maritime Artist Grandpa
-Cousin Walter Matthau
-Holocaust survivor Grandpa
-Running-from-the-Tsar-in-her-nightie Grandma
-French Resistance Grandma John in Alsace-Lorraine

They won't be able to claim that Lillee is: a model (she isn't signed with an agency and she's never been featured in a legitimate publication,) an actress (she's never acted in anything, except for fake-crying in her own youtube videos,) an environmentalist (she's never done anything either on her own or working with a recognized environmentalist org,) an entrepreneur (she's CEO of a business that doesn't sell any product or provide any service,) or an anti-cyberbullying activist (she's never done any advocation on behalf of anyone besides herself.)

If you have to leave all that stuff out, you get one sentence. Maybe two, if you stretch it: "Lillee Jean Trueman is a youtuber from New York. She graduated with a Certificate of Participation from Attic Academy in 2019."

No. 839815

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New sockpuppet? She's interacting with them a lot. Plus they only have 6 followers but post as if it's their business account? Super weird.

No. 839816

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No. 839824

Nah. Quick look through their timeline and they interact too normally with people outside LJ's circle. They also talk about their own life in a non-racist way, so it can't be Laur.

No. 839832

I know people are saying it can't be Laur, but it looks to me like it's Lillee. She's the only person who uses commas like that (ie: incorrectly) and talks in stupid nonsensical word salad. I mean, just look at the bio: "Open for business, events and occasions. Film and digital, still and video". That screams LJ to me. Also the location is just "California". Not Los Angeles or Palo Alto, nope, just "California" like it isn't a huge state that takes up 2/3rds of the west coast.

No. 839836

LJ furry saga when?

No. 839837

I agree, anon. Also Lillee follows her. Why and how would a super famous beauty guru like her find and follow someone with a single digit follower account?

No. 839839

File: 1623216870723.png (622.88 KB, 620x798, Screenshot_45.png)

It doesn't really sound like Lillee to me but I wouldn't be surprised if Lille made up an anime loving, Japanese person sock account. Also I tried reverse image searching the pfp and got nothing, so it's possible this is a real photographer?

No. 839841

Nah, they post photos of their work and none of them can be reverse image searched. I think it's just an idiot. Lillee follows them because they interact with her.

No. 839870

File: 1623245814703.jpeg (1.6 MB, 1170x2088, AB84436E-2163-4F1D-A47D-947EE1…)

Is she cosplaying Diane?

No. 839871

File: 1623246198414.jpg (103.22 KB, 764x789, okami.jpg)


Yeah, this is a real person that happened to randomly interact with one of Lillee's replies to a marvel-related tweet. Lillee latched on because she is getting no other engagement right now (even Miss Lucid has wandered off) and she's desperate to look like she has friends. Okami seems to also be desperate for someone to acknowledge their existence.

No. 839873

She looks better with any hair color other than hers (or whatever she did with them)

No. 839875

I like the color on her too but I think it’s also because the hair is brushed and neat that is making a bigger difference. Her own hair is so ratty.

No. 839877

Man, her extremely poor grasp of English somehow manages to get worse every week. Wth does "Im curious if he opened up the multi all those years ago with traveling… or Wanda from accepting the chaos energy" even mean? She's going to be super screwed once her parents are no longer around. She can't even get a basic entry level job, she's got no skills, no desire to learn, and worst of all you can barely understand her 90% of the time. Fame is never going to happen and she can forget about landing a wealthy or even financially secure man to take care of her. Even if she wasn't deformed levels of ugly, her personality is trash and nobody wants to work all day to come home to a mentally stunted adult child they have to take care of. Laur did such a great job of raising her, kek.

Why are her pupils always so big, even when she's in direct light? It's obviously not illicit drugs because it's LJ, but I'm beginning to think she's actually got brain damage as opposed to just being stupid. Wouldn't be surprised honestly. As for cosplaying Diane, I have no clue what she's doing but one things obvious - she's using more filters or face tuning more than I realized. Her face looks slightly less disgusting in this photo compared to those jarring "candid" going-to-the-dentist photos from yesterday.

No. 839879

I know I watch Bob's Burgers and immediately hit the internet to find a tutorial to look more like sad cat lady Gayle.

Literally what the fuck is this

No. 839881

that one stray hair.

No. 839883

Now I can't unsee it.

No. 839885

Why the plushe? She has 2 real cats.

No. 839888

Even the cats know better than to get that close to her

No. 839891

Cats have a heightened sense of smell and probably won't get within ten feet of LJ for that reason alone. Not willingly, anyway. Poor cats.

No. 839892

Yes. Bitches who don't get basic medical care for their "purrs" don't deserve the love of any animal. It's not a stretch to think the cats are very sick of goblin bullshit and know she's a horrible pet owner that doesn't care about them.

Those poor creatures.

No. 839895

Saged but this is the most ok she has looked in a while. These glasses suit her more even though the general look has early 2000s nerdy side character in a highschool USA movie energy

No. 839899

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From her posting her "off broadway" NYFW pictuces…I never noticed her heels were missing the straps. I bet you could hear her coming from a mile away. Smacksamcksmacksmack. Why would you lose the straps? Those heels are not meant to stay on without them!

No. 839905

The straps probably didn't fit her cankles.

No. 839906

Thats a yikes from me. Good catch Anon.
I was thinking the same thing. She has tiny feet. A size 5-6 or something. The probably size the straps down for petite legs and not chonker goblin limbs.

No. 839908

Yeah, can confirm. I'm a size 6, and a lot of high heels have noticeably less holes in the strap. She might be able to get away with sandals though kek

No. 839912

Did she really refer to NYFW as off-Broadway? Does she know off-Broadway refers to the number of seats a particular theatre has and not the location? An off-Broadway play could be literally playing on Broadway (the street) if the theatre has under a certain capacity. You'd thing a "ReAl NeW YaWkAh" uwu would know that basic-ass tourist fact

No. 839913

She poses with her shoe ankle straps undone a lot, ala the pink jolly jumpsuit pics. This has apparently been trouble for some time, but is probably even more noticeable now. God, she looks downright skinny at NYFW compared to now

No. 839915

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No. 839918

Was this just a rehearsal or something because there's literally no one there.

No. 839921

It looks like that woman is telling the Goblins they need to turn off their flash since that's usually not allowed at fashion shows, not the good ones anyway. You should never need to use your flash for a runway show, unless it's some backwoods production where they have no clue how to light the runway. There's usually signs telling people "No Flash Photography" for a reason, but of course the Attic Goblins would think that doesn't apply to them.

They look so out of place there it's unreal. Laur looks like a Times Square tier Glenn Danzig impersonator that somehow got lost when trying to find Sbbaro's, and Lillee looks like she's the pity invite of some charity for 'tards that fulfills wishes. They stick out like two plus-sized sore thumbs. You'd think they'd atleast shower and wear clean clothes to such an event, but apparently you'd think wrong.

No. 839922

Something I just noticed upon further inspection - it says "Angel Orensanz Foundation" on that photo. I Googled the foundation and apparently it's listed as a Synagogue in Manhattan that is home to the foundation of the same name; they host events and display Angel Orensanz' artwork. The full name of the foundation is "The Angel Orensanz Foundation for the Arts" and it was founded in 1992 and is housed in the oldest reformed Synagogue in the US. Back in 2019, they actually had a Make A Wish event hosted there during NYFW. I don't know the date that Lillee attended, but their full 2019 NYFW Event list can be found here - https://newyorkstyleguide.com/nyfw-schedule-sept-5th-8th-2019-powered-by-art-hearts-fashion/

No. 839923

If you look back in the earlier threads you'll see that it was confirmed that LJ and Laur got the tickets by bidding on them at a Make-A-Wish silent auction and bidding way more than they were worth. They weren't personally invited but they're not quite sad enough to be scamming Make-A-Wish (yet)

No. 839927

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They got there super early for some reason.

Here’s another candid of both of them.

No. 839928

It looks like Lillee's the only one whooping and hollering

No. 839929

Could Laur look any frumpier if she tried? From that beat up TJ Maxx clearance purse that sits on her lap the whole time, to the reading glasses pushed right down her nose, to the cat fur-covered polyester sweater, she certainly knows how one is to comport oneself at such events

No. 839938

She dresses like a 15 year old that doesn’t quite know what’s appropriate for different events and places yet. A runway show? Let’s do a purple flowered dress! A dentist appointment? Let’s go with short shorts and a crop top that don’t really fit!

She always looks so out of place everywhere she goes.

No. 839959

Yeah she has 0 fashion sense. Half of me feels like she looks at Instagram models' outfits and then tries to find stuff that fits her. The other half feels like she's too jealous to look at Instagram models which is why her fashion sense is so bad because she avoids looking at anyone around her age. Or it's possibly that she feels "mommy dearest" is always right, and Laur is dressing her with what she thinks looks hot. I know she's attending Attic Academy but it is a little baffling that a 20 year old who lives on the internet has worse fashion sense than a boomer trying to relate to the younger crowd.

No. 840018

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Laur's apparently now an animator for dc. If her claiming screenshot of cartoon belong to her is anything to go by.

No. 840028


Attic Academy strikes again

No. 840045

It isn't perjury to make a false DMCA claim unless you are under oath.

These callout accounts need to realize (as well as the goblin duo).. Lilee and Laur aren't getting away with shit because they are right, or favoritism. They get away because they are nobodies that don't matter.

No. 840066

Also, it's all automated and bots when it comes to claims. Whether you're on Youtube, Twitter, FB, whatever, you're not getting a human to look at your stuff. Maybe if you get enough people drawing attention to it, but I'm sure all of these cases are just in a queue not sorted by priority at all. There's guaranteed more claims than there are employees able to look at them.

No. 840071

she posted a blush/contour tutorial… does she make the brightness on her videos on purpose? she looks washed out pale no matter what look she does

No. 840072

Imageboard. Post caps

No. 840076

Laur probably set her twitter pfp to herself so she could do exactly this. But she accidentally reported the wrong tweet/she's that stupid.

No. 840077

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She did WIKIPEDIA screenshots too. I would love to see what her report looked like.

No. 840080

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LJ's newest look is gaudy old lady hair clips and headbands. Such a beauty guru with pieces from Laur's jewerly box.

No. 840082

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No. 840083

This puta with her “how I define”, “my interpretation”, “cosplay doesn’t mean copy completely!” Learn what words means stupid ass

No. 840085


19k? Did the disability checks start coming in again and they splurged on more fake followers? Smh.

No. 840087

>I love everyone by their soul!

No, it means you'd have sex with anyone.

No. 840088

Yeah this whole thing makes it seems like she's describing best friends? I don't think she's straight said she would date everyone, just that she "loves" everyone. Love can apply to literal platonic friendships. She's doing everything she can to get out of saying she'd "date" anyone.

No. 840091

What look is this exactly? I have no idea what she’s going for.Circus chic?

The tank top strap that so naturally “fell” off her shoulder gets me every single time.

No. 840094

I think the look she's going for is "linebacker chic", or atleast it should be with shoulders and a neck like that. Her body is so fucked up proportion wise it's like some biological experiment gone awry. Even if she wasn't ridiculously short and obese, which she certainly is, her limbs are short and stumpy, she's got no torso, she's wider than she is tall, she's got no muscle definition, a weird, flat, dumpy ass, NFL shoulders and a beefcake neck. The fact that Laur told her that her workouts are really helping her look better just shows you how deluded these two are. Not only is she unfortunate looking with a shit personality, her body looks like it was put together with rejected aftermarket parts. Such a booty gooru though.

No. 840108

i honestly think that shes using this new pansexual identity of hers to try to act like a minority. its kinda like how cis girls try to use "she\they" as a way to not be cis so that she can get those sweet oppression points while she oppresses other people.

No. 840111

probably because of how fucking ugly she is.

No. 840117

she’s a big fat 20 year old virgin with no romantic prospects apart from a couple of desperate pradips. she has no idea what she’s talking about

No. 840122

File: 1623415816829.jpg (93.98 KB, 1091x700, 1136445.jpg)

How very tai of you.

Sage for not being milk

No. 840153

Speaking of virgins who can't drive, why do you think our little goblin doesn't have her licence or even a learner's permit when we've seen that Laur has a car she could learn in. Is it a medical reason or is LJ just too intellectually impaired to attempt even the written test? I wonder why no one's ever asked this on her ama videos

No. 840159

Why would she learn to drive if she has a liv-in chauffeur. Laur has babied lj into being a disabled adult.

No. 840160

You'd think she'd realise it's highly abnormal for a 20 year old #bossbabe #ceo to have to be driven to the mall by mommy. Even for the sake of having picture ID you'd think she'd at least get her learner's permit. It's strange

No. 840161

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Though I agree with a CEO/20 yo needs a driving license, I think it's for the best she doesn't drive.
She too dumb and too hysterical to drive any type of vehicles.

She might even be dangerous driving those stupid motorized shopping cart for fat.

No. 840162


I can almost guarantee it's because she just doesn't have a reason to get one. Or, at least a valid enough reason in her eyes. She's driven everywhere by Laur, and let's be honest, do we honestly expect this agoraphobic hermit to actually go anywhere by herself? Even if she eventually obtained her license, she wouldn't go anywhere without Laur. I mean, she legitmately doesn't have one single friend in real life, she has no one to hang out with. She has no job that she needs to get to either. She has no reason to "need" one with the way her life is.
It makes me wonder when the last time Lillee hung out with a friend. Anyone that wasn't a family member. Has she even went to anyone else's house, or had anyone come over? I'm asking that as a serious question, I honestly don't think she's ever had a sleepover with anybody before, Maybe once and they got scared away.

No. 840168

We know she once had a friend named Shelsy back when she was about 10 and putting together those American Girl blogs (she had one called "Shelsy and Lillee's Gymnastics Blog" or something which is really weird since Lillee never took gymnastics or had any obvious interest in it, but she was probably just copying Shelsy's interests to single white female her)

No. 840169

You don’t need a license if you grow up and live in a large city with decent public transit. Not that Lillee has ever taken the subway, but her not having a license is one of the less weird things about her

No. 840170

She had a boyfriend when she was in middle school but she wasn’t allowed to spend any time with him outside of her home and without Laur’s supervision. He got bored of her and dumped her after a month.

No. 840171


No. 840173

Read the threads

No. 840175

christ that looks narly what the fuck is wrong with people i get she a horrible person but wtf(namefag)

No. 840177

What's with the namefagging, newfag?

No. 840183

Does she live near a subway? She lives in a sort of suburb area, so I'm not sure. She's not like in the dead middle of NYC with subways everywhere. If the subway doesn't come out as far as where she is, it's a little more strange not having a license, but if she does have one near her then I agree.

No. 840184

NAYRT, but that wasn't really proven. Some guy just claimed he was her boyfriend, which I understand can be hard to prove especially since the relationship was from middle school and it's totally possible they had no photos together. Still though, there's a chance that could have been false and he wanted to just make up a story. No telling.

No. 840190

She lives an 11 min walk away from a subway station. It takes 20 minutes to get from this station to Penn Station in Manhattan

No. 840191

AYRT, doesn’t matter. They can still read the threads to understand context. A+ spoon feeding though.

No. 840193

I wasn't saying for context, I was just saying in general that there really isn't any proven truth to what that guy said, just that he said it.

No. 840227

I think Lillee doesn't have her license partly because she has anxiety and freaks out/gets flustered easily and her deep aversion to that means driving is a terrifying prospect, but the majority of the reason is "real new yawkers don't drive". We always need to remember Lillee's life experiences and her understanding of the world is largely, almost exclusively, borne of Disney Films. And New Yorkers don't drive in those films. They hail a cab, have a driver, maybe take the subway at the beginning of the film before they are successful. But they don't drive.
Lillee is about as much of a New Yorker as an average tourist. She may live in a suburb of New York, but she might as well live in Middle America.

Shelsy was an internet friend as well, if you read the blog posts, its obvious they are doing whatever zoom or skype was back then (AOL? I don't know). They weren't in the same place.

No. 840229

lmao what. she's just lazy. why would she need a license when she has Laur to cart her around? it's not that deep.

No. 840242

I imagine we'll probably see her in a car soon now that everyones talking about her not driving lul. Not to blog post, but i put off getting my license due to anxiety around driving. What did motivate me to overcome the anxiety was getting a job. But I dont see lillee getting a real job anytime soon. Her mom also gives me intense codependent "you cant do anything without me" type vibes, so i dont see her mom pushing for her independence anytime soon either. If lillee tried to move out in like a year, i can see her mom freaking out and sabotaging her independence.

No. 840243

I’m pretty sure Shelsy was a real friend as she was in the yearbook that Lillee posted on her Instagram stories.

No. 840248

More brands sending Lillee shit. Too faced supposedly sent her PR; https://www.lilleejeanbeauty.com/post/too-faced-hangover-pillow-balm-ultra-hydrating-lip-treatment-2021-lillee-jean

Another brand butter london (butter so fitting kek) sent LJ some nail polish and has a discount code for LJ of 25% off. It's not surprising anymore when LJ gets sent PR or sponsored but it's still as disappointing.

No. 840250

Lazy? I know we discuss at length her lack of hygiene and her fashion sense…but I don't think Lillee is "lazy". Putting aside all the drama that has surrounded LJ, she's arguably been more consistent than most gurus in this time. Most weeks, she's good for 3-5 videos, she replies to everything on insta and reads and filters every comment on youtube. I am struggling to express this, but I don't think Lillee is lazy. She has consistently produced content for the last 2+ years, even more so once she was noticed by Reddit.
Don't get me wrong, I have a host of words to describe her, but lazy isn't one. Out of that household, she's the one that would work…but only in her bubble, her time, and her way. but that's a different issue. How Lillee views herself and the world is ghastly.

I missed that, thanks anon. I wonder why they didn't post pictures together?

No. 840252

lol she sleeps til noon, wears the same stained pyjamas for weeks at a time, and puts the absolute bare minimum effort into everything she does. how is that not lazy?

No. 840253

Yeah Shelsy was a real friend, she's in her school yearbook and I believe their gymnastics blog had pics of them together so I have no idea why >>840227 is saying that

No. 840255

Nah she’s lazy and does all her “makeup looks” half assed. She buys followers instead of working for them and uses a bot to spam emojis for the engagement.

No. 840256

ಠ_ಠ if there were a few more commas I'd think this were a certain someone(emoticon)

No. 840257

she is consistent because she is lazy. her content is the same look day after day, every video is essentially the same length, topic, and mood. the only difference is which amazon Halloween costume she's wearing in a given day.

people who aren't lazy don't buy all their followers and spend hours arguing on Twitter about how not racist they are. people who aren't lazy do actual work.

No. 840271

Her “content” does not take that much effort to push out. She does the same look different color ways, and throw in some bedazzles at times. She doesn’t have to edit much. Even those slime Asmrs put more effort into their content then she does.

No. 840297

My sister used to work at the Bite beauty lip lab where Lillee and Laura pretended to be making their own line of lipsticks. My sister was working that day but wasn't the one helping them as she was doing something else on the other side of the store. Lillee started drawing a lot of attention to herself, squeeling and laughing really, really loud. A couple times my sister had to stop what she was doing because it was so distracting. After they left the girls who were helping her said she smelled really, really bad. Like stale body oder and sweet-smelling menstrual smell that was covered up with synthetic-smelling fruity perfume. About a week later, Lillee started claiming that the shades she made were actually a new line she was creating and somehow the manager got wind of this and was PISSED. Interrogated the girls who were helping her to see if there was any possible way that they could have said something to make Lillee think it was a real collab because they were tagging the store/company nonstop on socialmedia. When it was clear that the workers didn't do anything to make her think that, either the manager or corporate put the fear of hell into them and they stopped

No. 840298

there was that screenshot she posted as "proof" that Bite Beauty invited her to come make lipsticks - did she get to go for free or did you have to pay?

No. 840302

Don't know how it is now, but back then anyone could go to make lipsticks as long as they pay for the lipsticks/experience. IIRC Lillee was "invited" by the brand to come spend money there but scammers gonna scam

No. 840303

Don't get me wrong, I do completely understand your thought process to this, and am open to it, but let's be honest, none of that stuff is truly "hard". Making videos can be for sure, but hers are very simple. Barely any editing, maybe cutting out some stuff, or zooming in, but her videos really are bare minimum. I used to edit in high school, and could probably produce around the same content she does in terms of her editing. And responding to people consistently is also incredibly easy to do. Being on the internet and typing is just…not hard. She's isn't lazy where it doesn't matter. She's lazy in that she barely leaves her room, goes nowhere, doesn't shower, had no interest in pursuing education or getting a different job. She says she works out but that's debatable, she just randomly posts a video or story of her one workout a month. She's absolutely lazy in everything she shouldn't be lazy for. Oh yeah, and she bought all of her followers instead of earned them, so that's pretty peak lazy.
However, I still don't think she hasn't gotten her license due to laziness or being scared of it, I really think it's the fact that even if she got it she still wouldn't leave her house because she has no friends, and doubtful she'd go anywhere by herself, and she knows that deep down.

No. 840305


Buying followers, churning out the same mediocre content daily and replying to everything does not a productive person make.

You're confusing productivity with someone who has no life. Lillee has nothing but time on her hands to perpetuate a fake following and fake engagement on the Internet which has zero basis in reality.

She is the epitome of lazy.

No. 840320

Lmaoo let them pannies claim her. Fuck pannies. Biphobes lookin asses(back to twitter)

No. 840322

Could not agree more. Activity is not necessarily productivity. Laur and LJ are just spinning their wheels and not getting anywhere. Admiring how vigorously they spin their wheels makes no sense.

No. 840324

but fam, they're 3-4 years out now from being the pansexual version of jeffree star. lillee is gonna own all of 5th ave for her businesses and will no longer be a chubby attic goblin that smells. you just have to believe. believe!! such hard workers. uwu

lillee seems to think she's so special that she doesn't have to work hard. she's just going through lazy motions until the internet falls in love with her and then it will all fall into place. just like charli d'amelio!

No. 840327

Yeah, none of the stuff she does takes effort. It's not that riveting or admirable by any means. Replyng to every single bot to fake engagement is just depressing more than anything.

No. 840333

I agree that she's waiting for that "big break", but then on the other hand she secretly knows she's not going to make it and she came from a scammy family, so she decided to try and buy her way in. I think Lillee is both desperate and self-aware.
(Fixed to add "try" because I accidentally insinuated she has made it, which we all know she hasn't lmfao)

No. 840335

There's so many ways she could have built herself up from nothing with the help of fans if she actually did things the right way (Ko-Fi/Patreon etc) but agreed with everyone here, she's lazy as fuck and expects fame to slap her in the face.

Sadly the only stuff she's famous for are all the shitastic things she's done. Lillee has no idea how to make it in the real world and it shows.

No. 840336


>Sadly the only stuff she's famous for are all the shitastic things she's done.

And she knows that too which is why she's trying to erase everything with false copyright strikes. She knows anytime you search her name, her heinous shit is smeared all over the front page.

No. 840345

google update for people who haven't done a search in a while: the goblins have DMCA struck most of the negative results from the first page and have used SEO to push her YT, IG & website to the top of the list. the YT vids features on the first page aren't flattering ones however. being an unemployed loser with nothing to do all day has one advantage.

No. 840347

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Quality followers there lilleejean.

No. 840348

File: 1623611571447.jpg (211.86 KB, 1080x1871, Screenshot_20210613-200526_Ins…)

Just so you can see he is actually on yhe followers list.

No. 840351

File: 1623617940757.jpeg (9.04 KB, 200x239, e32.jpeg)

>sweet smelling menstrual smell


No. 840356

I checked it out a month or so ago and it was the same results. All of the negative ones DMCA'd and her links at the top. She even DMCA'd Buzzfeed. Shows that no one is planning to fight the claims for various reasons, so they can just get away with it. It sucks so bad that there's no one in place to look at these and see they're fraudulent. They only respond (maybe) if when someone counterclaims, but even that usually goes through an automated system, AND Laur doxxes them to their employers or whoever else once receiving their info. This system just rewards their behaviour.

No. 840377

File: 1623628661020.png (908.14 KB, 1446x1092, wgrhworhwognd.png)


Guess who started a "WikiTubia" page

It was last edited 4 days ago

No. 840378

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No. 840380

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No. 840381

Why the fuck does she think anyone gives a shit about her parents backstory? You go to almost any other legitimate Youtuber's Wikitubia page and it states nothing about their parents, maybe besides their names. It's so fucking weird.

No. 840382

How did they get the page locked so quickly? Odd

No. 840383

Look at that mousy-ass brown hair kek

No. 840384

The toes on her left foot aren't even able to be crammed into the sandal anymore oh my god

No. 840385

What's with the big scar down the middle of her left foot? Club foot surgical scar?

No. 840386

File: 1623629416350.jpeg (216.37 KB, 1152x2048, E3zK7HNXEAc2puO.jpeg)

Looking g8

No. 840387

2011 called, it wants its duckface back

No. 840388

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Kek, her most viewed video is her "debunking" one. Yeah, that's what people want. A beauty guru where her most popular video is about drama instead of makeup.

No. 840397

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Front wedgies, so in right now.

No. 840398

Lol she's hiding her left foot but you can clearly see she can't stuff her foot in her shoe.

No. 840400

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Her feet are almost blue kek

No. 840401

Yikes. When your feet are that color it usually means you have bad circulation/strain on your feet, due to excess weight. Could also just be that her shoes are too tight as well, probably a combo of both. Doesn't help she probably has really small feet from being so short.

No. 840406

File: 1623643484129.png (1.02 MB, 920x721, Screenshot_40.png)

Nitpick, but what the fuck is her hair doing? This is how she starts her new video. She's not moving, and when she clips it back it still weirdly sticking out like that.

No. 840407

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It's several shades darker from how drenched in oil/grease it is. For someone that wants to perceived as blonde she sure does make her hair is dark as possible.

No. 840410

She's so ugly it's almost amazing she doesn't have some type of diagnosis, I know I'd want a medical excuse for looking look that. It's not just that she's hideous (which she is), it's that she's just so deformed looking and manages to look 45 and 25 at the same time. How mentally inept must her mother be to look at this midget slob and think "she'll be a beauty guru in no time!" It's not even like Lillee has a good education or a normal IQ to fall back on, she's got no plan B whatsoever and her plan A is a joke considering she's so unfortunate looking. They're going to have to cut those shoes off her hooves if she keeps them on any longer.

No. 840414


Trying to escape from her gross greasy scalp what else?

No. 840415

Because Laur most likely wrote it.

No. 840424

Looks like those shoes were supposed to have ankle straps but she couldn’t put em on her cankles

No. 840425

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LJ is teaming with this woman who seems quite full of herself.
Same engagement pod, she is following LJ.

No. 840431

These weird Laur angles are so menacing. I feel threatened looking at this

No. 840432

kek why be proud of being gen z

No. 840433

LJ must be jealous
This girl is only 17/18 and is already a ~newswriter~ and ~motivational speaker~. Plus she has a real high school diploma…

No. 840434

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No. 840436

so THAT'S what I've been doing wrong. Thanks for the advice Lil

No. 840437

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No. 840443

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I just shared a image of Lillee's glasses to my mother who works in a optician's office. She confirmed that they are actually OAP (Old Aged Pensioner)glasses made for elderly people.

This leads me to believe she's using Laur's had-me-downs or she's only ever been to the opticians once and hasn't had a check up in years, cause you know she ALWAYS has to let us know she's going to the Dentist office.

No. 840444

Imagine the headache she must have from wearing glasses that were prescribed to her middle-aged mother and not her.

No. 840445

Maybe they’re the kind of glasses she can get for free because she’s on disability?

No. 840447

Can't you choose your own frames? Maybe she just likes them for whatever reason. Has she always had the same pair?

No. 840448

Medicaid will pay for yearly eye exams and a pair of glasses. Even for really high prescriptions. There's just no excuse.

No. 840449


Exactly, and even so. Why not use contact lenses instead of granny glasses? kekw

No. 840458

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No. 840460

>the code is actually selfpublish

No. 840461

How is "Malvie" (Bad Life) not an actual troll with the name & now this code. Kek.

No. 840462

someone asked lillee why she didnt wear contacts in a q&a awhile ago and she said it was because she was afraid of infections and scratching her eyes. which does make sense. she's filthy and would probably lose an eye to a rare infection because of how much she neglects her hygiene.

it'd be nice if she could get a pair of glasses that have been fashionable in the past 30 years though. the ones she's wearing were likely grandma marks' glasses in the 1980s.

No. 840464

File: 1623700690281.gif (1.02 MB, 498x280, tenor.gif)

some cringe from lillee's tenor. she edits and uploads these herself… why? she genuinely has some kind of reverse body dysmorphia like pt.

so embarrassing that that picture was the best she could do for her "magazine cover debut." no shoes, unstyled hair, in a drab empty apartment. they really could've have gone to a nice park to shoot or something? anywhere? they live in new york for fucks sake.

No. 840465

Why would anyone waste 200$ to be in stupid wannabe french magazine that no one reads?
The fact they published those ugly LJ pictures is so bad publicity.

No. 840466

>she edits and uploads these herself… why?
Could it be she thinks it's a way to become an actress and get a Marvel lead role?

No. 840471

I'm French and I definitely never heard of this magazine(sage your non-contributions)

No. 840474

Sage for blind sperg but I use to work in a lab that made glasses for customers. And like the other anons were alluding to, she's on Medicaid and they'll pay for glasses and lenses no problem. But only what they approve, and that's usually the bottom of the bin frames and shitty plastic lens. I doubt lj is wearing nice photochromic lenses in those granny frames.

No. 840484

Yeah, she probably had the choice between those frames and 5 other equally other ugly ones. What's odd is that she has several different frames, each uglier than the last. I suppose if they give you a fresh pair of glasses every year (which is way more than NHS in the UK does, wow) she has a little collection of factory second K-Mart frames

No. 840485

Does…does she think that makes her look "quirky" or ~uwu~ silly ~uwu~? There really is something wrong with her if she looked at this and thought "this looks great, I'm going to post it for everyone to see"

No. 840495

do you really think LJ has the ability to logically be self-aware enough to see her situation for what it is? I don't think she thinks she comes from a scammy family…I think she lives in her own world of delusion where she has millions of jeaniez fans.

I fucking hate that face she makes in most of her thumbnails and this picture. The slightly parted lips like she's some natural beauty…fucking annoys the shit out of me.

god i can smell her from here.

she's completely delusional. i've seen videos where her hair is literally this color and she'll say she has blonde hair with a straight face. in what fucking universe jesus LJ.

Thanks for the advice LJ. If you hadn't reminded me to breathe I would've stopped doing something EVERYONE does automatically, even when they're sleeping. Jesus.

I mean it only took two decades for her mom to take her to a dentist to get her baby teeth fixed. It'll be another few decades before she gets her eyes checked, especially because that's not a cosmetic issue.

Even if she did visit the optometrist, there are plenty of more flattering frames for cheap prices. My glasses were $25 and they don't make me look like a nerd granny. Even if she's afraid of contacts, it's no excuse – ESPECIALLY AS A BOOTY GURU – to wear such hideous frames that don't compliment her face whatsoever. There are plenty of free and cheap frames that are more fashionable/from this decade but you know LJ and Laur are too lazy to visit the optometrist and get her outfitted with proper glasses with the correct strength.

she barely changes her clothes and has been comfortable with gapped out baby teeth her whole life. what makes you think she gives a shit about her eyesight?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 840499

you can tell this is an old video she did because she doesn’t have her braces here yet. Lils recycling her old shit. Maybe her teeth are falling off already because of that scammy ortho

No. 840504

bite beauty anon posted >>840297 recently that reported a sweet-smelling menstrual smell and stale body odor coming from lillee.

i think it's a tragic combination of wearing the same clothes everyday and not bathing. she uploads every day and you can see her wearing the same stained nightie 4+ days in a row some weeks. also her hair looks incredibly greasy. it reminds me of those pictures you see after a kidnapping victim is freed and their hair is disgusting because they were locked up for weeks and weren't allowed to bathe.

makes sense on the cheap glasses. there are so many online companies that are competing with each other to be the cheapest/fastest/have the biggest selection. she could easily take advantage of that and not binge on the cheap bots for a few days to pay for it. but that'd be too logical for our lilz.

No. 840514

It was speculated that was why Laur was suddenly putting all her efforts into #justiceforbrenda for awhile, though that seems to have been put on hold thanks to the wikipedia jannies. Also she's been photoshopping her jawline/chin a lot more so i wonder if she's infected/swollen

No. 840515

Huh, that's a little unexpected. I would have thought more of a cat pee and onions vibe

No. 840516

>do you really think LJ has the ability to logically be self-aware enough to see her situation for what it is? I don't think she thinks she comes from a scammy family…I think she lives in her own world of delusion where she has millions of jeaniez fans.

Maybe not exactly for what it is, I don't think she's aware of how fucked her future is, but I do truly believe she has enough self-awareness that she knows she bought followers and the reasons for it. Her entire persona of saying she has a million or more jeaniez is because she's vehemently denied she's purchased followers since the very beginning, so she kind of has to act like that, it goes hand in hand.

No. 840525

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This looks like a photo of a trafficked woman in a bordello catalogue

No. 840528

Sometimes I can't tell if she going for the slicked back wet look or if her is just so greasy it looks wet.

She really needs to stop with the gunk she's putting in her hair. My friends who are hair dressers would vomit at what she does to her hair. She would be better off doing the curly girl method as I suspect that is the actual texture of her and it not just being fried. Sadly as we all know lj knows better than everyone.

No. 840546


Well LJ will never make it with these God awful looks, bad hair and her inlikable personality. I bet she is screeching in her attic when she sees people like Laur Elyse (LJ has bad history with this mua) getting featured by Rihanna's savagexfenty. LJ should've learned from other people in the industry instead of having meaningless fights with them.

No. 840547

Laur's been telling her to use baby oil on her hair because she's a fucking boomer and Lillee believes her because she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Why she believes Laur and not actual hairdressers is beyond me but I think 20 years of manipulation oughta do it

No. 840553

Elyse saga was the best. She was called an "it" by Laur. Elyse was a special kind of trigger for LJ and Laur because not only was she black, she's a lesbian with a skin condition. I think around that time, LJ claimed that the market was over saturated with POCs and blonde, blue eyed women were in the minority and should be featured more. Laur had spent so long telling LJ that a blue eyed blonde was ideal beauty in America she got angry that social media was obsessed with minority representation.
Elyse also never backed down and told Laur to fuck off any time Laur tried to say "let's just be friends."

No. 840555

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Sage because this is milk about Tatiana, not Lillee, but posting here as she’s being a bit hypocritical when it comes to the Creepshow Art situation.

Lillee has openly been homophobic, transphobic and ableist. As was CSA on that thread. These DMS are from Tatiana to CSA (from Tatianas latest video) and in them she gives excuses for CSAs phobic language, that she was “trying to fit in” etc, and that as long as her friends accept her apology then it’s okay, rather than entire communities she has hurt.
Maybe Tatiana isn’t as golden as we think(>homophobic, transphobic and ableist)

No. 840558

Jesus that's the worst thing she could put on her hair. I can see a future where she's going to end up having to shave her head because she's put so much crap in it.

Tatiana has always come across as a bit of a bandwagon clout chaser. Her tea/rant videos are so bad they go round in circles. They only difference between lj and creepshow is creepshow has a following that she can poach from unlike ljs fake followers.

No. 840562

That would mean she'd have to admit to having curly hair, which I suspect she'd find to be a negative. Besides Brave, all of the uwu Disney princesses have straight, flowy hair. Curly hair would not match her "blonde hair, blue eye" aesthetic.

No. 840564

Yeah this is kind of bullshit. At least on the LJ threads, unsure about other threads, myself and I'm sure other anons have not been straight up homophobic, transphobic, or ableist. I don't see that here. Someone might claim that us saying Lillee isn't actually pansexual is homophobic, but that would be them not realizing she's a serial liar and tries to find any way possible to be oppressed. She wants to be pale, blonde, and idolized by her skintone, but won't accept her privilege with that. You can easily stay anonymous if you're not expressive, keep it casual, and stick to the topic at hand. You don't have to be homophobic, transphobic, or ableist to "fit in".
I even remember on one of LJ's old threads, someone came on and said some really transphobic shit, and a bunch of anons basically told them to fuck off. But I know I've focused solely on LJ's threads here, maybe she was part of some heinous threads that provoked that kind of speech, but I just know browsing through lolcow, I don't really see that "requirement" of being offensive just to fit in.

No. 840575

are you new

No. 840583

It's been pretty obvious for a while that Tati is a flake on her own, who was enjoying her five minutes of fame when her beef with the goblin exploded to the fullest. While obviously she is miles above Lillie her own channel is nothing stellar either.

No. 840586

Tati's main appeal to the LJ Saga will always be that she makes the goblins so so angry. I don't think there's anything else. And she got a lawyer which had Laur shitting her XXL sweatpants.

No. 840588

Has there been any update to the Tati lawyer thing btw?

No. 840604

Oh you sweet summer child… If you want to keep up your dream of this place not being transphobic and ableist you'd better to stick to this thread and never venture out. This is the last place you will find someone calling people out for being transphobic, ableist or for not checking their privileges.

No. 840609

lol literally. there's a ton of TERFs here. I don't agree with their ideology but I mean I'm also here to laugh at internet idiots so am I really gonna start splitting hairs with some anon I don't give a shit about who won't change their mind anyway? Nah bruh. We're catty internet bitches, no one's on a high horse here

No. 840616

hear hear, anon

No. 840621

lolcow is a TERF site.

No. 840644

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watching Miss Lucid Dreams channel and noticed Laur & Lillee’s sock accounts are commenting showing support on every video. Found a new account claiming to be a Canadian teen.

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No. 840647

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‘Rachel’ left comments too

No. 840649

It's so funny to me how they constantly give themselves away without realizing it. Besides the stupid, stereotypical names they usually pick and their extremely poor grasp of the English language, they talk like idiots that haven't been properly socialized. Probably because that's exactly what they are, but it's still funny nonetheless. I know LJ never gets out of the house as she's got no friends and is attached to her mother's plus-sized hip, however what's Laur's excuse? For growing up in (and never leaving) a cultural melting pot like metro NY, she's got an extremely limited world video and hardly any real world experience. I know she's got a low IQ, but that still doesn't excuse it; there's plenty of people with subpar IQs that have had no trouble broadening their horizons.
It makes me think that, despite all her "tough talk", Laur grew up very sheltered with little contact with the outside world and hardly any friends. Not really surprised by that though.

As for Tatiana, I've never been able to watch any of her videos and she just pointlessly rambles and talks in circles. She's pretty much a cow herself and while it's hilarious how she manages to get under the Goblin's skin, the constant "I'm just a poor victim" spiel got old reallllll quick.

No. 840655

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From her last vid.

I don't know why she does so much blue eyeshadow "makeups". It doesn't look well at all with her eye color.

Keks at the fact she somehow made her hair look worse at the end.

No. 840656

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Does she atleast give Credit for ripping off Sophie Turner's met gala look?

No. 840660

who tf is new to youtube in 2021??? most 15yos have been on youtube since they was in nappies. laur's so outta touch

No. 840663

I wouldn't doubt that LI and the City do things differently (or that it's done differently now, it's been a while for me, too).
Where I went to school, only specific high schools offered Regents programming.
Those schools required applications for acceptance and entrance exams.
You would only receive your Regents diploma if qualifications were met - that you took (or tested out of) all the required "basic" classes, and the subsequent levels (i.e. maths 1-3 french 1-3), and the relevant classes for your major and their incremental levels (i.e. basic chemistry, inorganic chemistry, chem lab 1-3, industrial chemistry etc.).
All of these required a C average or better over all 4 years.
AP classes weren't even available until the 3rd level of the required class was completed, or you could test in.
If you received lower than a C in any required class, your option was summer school to fix it, or accepting a "standard" diploma.
Regents wasn't even an option for home-schooled kids.

I have to wonder if homeschooling doesn't require any standardised testing.
Because it was definitely monitored, and anyone who failed the required state tests two years in a row was usually removed from "normal" school and placed in any number of "alternative" programs. Some of which allow for 6 years of high school to get a (non GED) diploma instead of 4.

Lillee would've definitely been in one of those programs.
Or Laur would've tried to get her into one of the performing arts schools, kek. Unfortunately those required entrance exams too, or superb enough talent that grades could be waived.
Attic Academy goblins need not apply.

Sorry for sperg.

No. 840678

All I read from this is that LJ never graduated from high school and went to keystone so she could buy a mill-degree.

No. 840688

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Sorry for possibly old milk but Laur paid for a vanity certificate for Lillee lol

No. 840695

AFAIK they send this to the inbox of every high school student in NYC. A simple google search will tell you it's essentially a scam

No. 840710

why even brag about this? even if her education was legitimate (as we already know it wasn't), what good is a 98 average in high school if you're not continuing your education? i don't know why she won't just go to cosmetology school and get a certificate there. more bragging points for her, and she could somehow find a legitimate job as a makeup artist. not a great one, but there's plenty of worse ones out there somehow employed, and it's better than sitting with her thumb up her ass buying followers all day. i know we're never going to see an lj redemption arc but she's eventually going to realize life is passing her by…

No. 840711

Going to school would require effort which we all know she refuses to put forth. Honestly I'd love to see her go to college just to see how poorly she would fail to integrate. People would complain she reeked because she'd wear the same outfit everyday. She'd scare anyone off that could potentially be a friend. She'd throw a tantrum at any professor that refuses to give her an A, or get Laur to scream at them.
Realistically, if she ever attended college, I have a strong feeling she'd pull the same shit that she did in high school and claim she's sick, drop out, and continue to get Laur to take care of her. She's so far gone from reality, I have zero doubts she wouldn't make one single friend in college even if she attended an entire semester or two. She's too outlandish.

No. 840714

She would flunk out of even the shittiest community college. They might even put her in ESL for real because she definitely does not have college-level language skills. She'd fail TOEFL (and that's basically impossible for a native English speaker)

No. 840718

Agreed, she could never get into a community College, let alone a SUNY (State University of NY) or CUNY (City University of NY) school, which is a shame because they have some really terrific universities. I honestly don't think she could even get admitted to Queensborough Community College at this point in life. Lots of people in the Queens/Nassau area go to QCC for 2 years before transferring out to a 4 year school in order to save $$ while they figure out what they'd like to major in. It's ranked #13 out of 700 plus community colleges, so it's not a bad place to start at all. It's also pretty close to where she lives, I believe it's in the Bayside area, but it's a pipe dream for LJ since she didn't actually get a diploma or make it past the 7th/8th grade.

Out of curiosity, I looked at what a CUNY school like QCC requires in order to get admitted and it's pretty standard stuff. "Ordinarily, students can demonstrate that they meet the University’s proficiency requirements in English and Math based on their SAT, ACT, or NY State Regents test scores." We've already established she never took a Regents exam, so that's out, and I seriously doubt that she ever took the SAT's or ACT's. She'd most likely have to get her GED because that diploma she got isn't even worth the paper it's printed on.

It's all a moot point anyway, she'll never do anything worthwhile with her life and she'll end up like her mother, only I don't LJ will ever move out, get married and have a family. Atleast I hope not, there isn't enough chlorine for that gene pool. NGL, it would be amazing to see Laur have a freakout on a professor for daring to give her little goblin a failing grade though. These two idiots don't do well with authority fights figures and the shock of reality hitting them in the face as they realize their usual empty threats won't do fuck all to help LJ pass a class would be hilarious to watch. I'd be willing to bet that Laur would be banned off campus by the middle of LJs first semester.

No. 840721

Well during high school, Laur knew she couldn't put up a fight, that's why she pulled Lillee out of hs. The principal gave them a talking to because she was missing so much school, and allegedly about her provocative Instagram (can't recall if that was proven though). I'm thinking once the college shows that they won't put up with mama bear either, she'll convince Lillee that she doesn't need college and to drop out. Since she wouldn't be able to pull her out herself since LJ's an adult.

No. 840724

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Holy shite, Lilee's serving some real Marguerite Baker vibes.

No. 840725

Is she missing more than just the one tooth on her right hand side? That's a huuuuuuuge gap. Gummee Jean rises

No. 840742

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Oh boy, now that you mention it, it looks like she's missing just about every tooth on her bottom right, aside from her front tooth and the one directly next to it (even though there's a huge gap between the two). It could just be the grainy screenshot but even if you zoom in, you can't see any teeth on that side of her mouth (apart from the aforementioned). I honestly wouldn't be surprised considering her teeth started showing a visible shift a day or two after she initially got the metal braces put on. While your teeth are supposed to move throughout the process, I've never seen it progress so quickly as it did with hers. It could explain why she has been recycling old content lately, although this video seems to be recent.

I tried to get a better look at her mouth but it was damn near impossible in this video. She seems to be doing that weird thing with her jaw again while she speaks, where she talks out of the side of her mouth and it's infuriating. When she did open her gaping maw of horrors, she had her hands or beauty products & tools obscuring the view. It seems like she kept doing this weird shit to try and hide that part of her mouth (screenshot relevant). I think she might be reaching new heights of hideous though, she's looking especially rough lately. I would have never guessed she's only 20, she somehow manages to look 8 and 80 at the same time.

No. 840745

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That's what I've been trying to do while watching her last videos.
She added old ones before she got the braces and in the recent ones she is twisting her lips a lot, her jaw is lopsided and she's not "full teeth smiling" like in the old video.
She didn't make any dental update.

Love your references anon. Marguerite has far better teeth than the goblin tho.

No. 840746

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Want to add.
See the jaw? Her mouth is like old people before they put their denture on.

No. 840747

But Lillee said that she could get into Harvard if she wanted to kek

No. 840756

The thing ive noticed about unsuccessful influencers, is that theyll go to an event that nobody will remember, then they'll talk about it and make references to it for years. Its not just influencers either, you see it with musicians and entertainers. Its like they'll go to one biggish event and itll make their ego skyrocket and then that will be the only event they constantly make references to, to make themselves sound important and connected. Lillee always makes herself seem way more connected than she is, but its very easy to see through

No. 840759

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She reminds me of a python that can unhinge its jaw. That shit is unnatural.

I zoomed in and I can't tell exactly which teeth are missing, but other anons are right, she's DEFINITELY got fewer teeth than last we saw her. That's what you get for going to an invisilign mill and expecting instant results from a cheap quack.

How long til she goes full Gummee?

No. 840762

Sage for no contrib but I am just continually amazed at how ugly she is

No. 840764


No. 840769

kek she should do a contouring-to-hide-your-collapsing-jawline tutorial

No. 840770

FFS shut the fuck up elaine

No. 840772


No. 840776

Elaine should learn when to gracefully walk off into the sunset

No. 840777

fucking looool that is so accurate. now i can't unsee it.

same. she's like the exact opposite of stunningly beautiful women. even though i'm straight, i can still appreciate a beautiful woman when i see one. sometimes i'm stunned by how gorgeous other women are, but LJ has the exact opposite effect on me. She stuns me with how ugly she is, inside and out. every time I think I've seen her at her lowest, she surprises me with some horrendous shit like her Prince-inspired makeup tutorial.

No. 840778

wow a fake diploma to match her fake ass personality

No. 840780

oh my fucking god she is hideous. how does she edit a gif like this and think it is in any way flattering?!?!?

No. 840795

Over the past several days I have noticed an uptick in overly dramatic rants calling Lillee like a "hideous deformed monster" and similar >>840780 >>839595 >>839624

Yes, she's short with fucked up teeth and the body of a Wisconsin Karen, but we usually only see way OTT stuff like that when LJ and Laur have picked up a white knight that tries to come here and stir the pot so that they can cry some more about "death threats" and "black site cyberboolies." The Sealions tried it, Elaine tried it, I think maybe one of the 12 year olds from her group chat tried it. What's going on, anons? Did Lillee make a friend somewhere?

No. 840799

…how does "she's ugly and this is unflattering" turn into an overly dramatic rant???

what's going on anon? are you the white knight? are you the only person allowed to criticize her "fucked up teeth and body of a Wisconsin Karen"? did you forget this is an imageboard where the point is LITERALLY to gossip about cows?(infighting)

No. 840800

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No. 840807

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Lillee got a bra!

No. 840822

Wow she actually looks so much better in that black wig than her usual rats nest, she should seriously wear wigs full time. If only she could stop making that disgusting slightly open mouth face she’s just way too ugly to pull it off.

No. 840827

she also looked better with the Gayle mousey brown wig. It's her natural ratty brown blonde hair that she never washes that looks like shit and is unflattering on her.

Honestly can't tell if she actually looks better with black hair or the hair just looks better because it's not greasy and looks brushed.

I fucking hate the stupid face she makes in all her thumbnails with her eyes as wide as possible and her mouth slightly open like she's a natural beauty. No matter how many times she insists she does her blush just like Grace Kelly, I will never see it.

No. 840838


I'm wondering if the way she's talking is due to her having a ton of pain versus loss of teeth. Or both, but my guess is she's in extreme mouth pain to some extent. I don't see how she couldn't be after surgery, losing teeth, having them shift insanely quick, etc.

No. 840858

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This look, while simple, is way too complex for Lille to come up with on her on. I wouldn't be surprised if she took some "inspiration" from another mua.
She doesn't even know how to properly wear a wig. She puts them on straight on her greasy hair with no wig cap.

No. 840873

So now that covid's no longer an excuse how do you think the goblins will explain why she never sees Pheepy (they/them?) in person?

No. 840874

she said in one of her videos that she's sorry if she pronounces things weird because her mouth is still healing. So I'm going with yeah, she's in pain.

No. 840918

My money is on that they "break up" due to her "growing as a person and accepting herself". They will still be close and love and respect each other. He'll go the way of her makeup collection, "full" merchandise line, and future successes- without a whimper, because imaginary things don't make noise.

No. 840923

Lillee is about to add "Mental Health Professional" to her resume. Can't wait for her TEDx seminar


You seem upset. Are those posts from you? If it's not overly dramatic, why did you tone down the language from "ugliest deformed nightmare alive" to "unflattering?" Also, how would a new white knight know about previous white knights coming here over the course of two years, dummy?

No. 840931

I literally used the word unflattering. See >>840780

Do you even know what you're talking about anymore? LOL I mean you're accusing people of being white knights while being the only white knight in the thread.

No. 840936

When farmers fight, is the resulting carnage called a milk bath instead of a blood bath?

No. 840943

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She thinks she’s a celebrity kek
It doesn’t take a genius to realize how illiterate she is. She can’t even formulate a proper sentence and wants to talk about education shaming

No. 840946

> a full year of full-time high school courses to cost between $1800 and $2800, depending on the course options you choose.

Yeah, it's not free but she's acting like it's a Gossip Girl-tier private school (which would be $20k+)

No. 840951

Am I the only one who finds all of this a bit sad? Overwhelmingly? Even with the knowledge that LJ is fully in on it and enthusiastic about her flourishing booty guru career and fully compliant with Laura's bullshit, the thought of her growing into an indifferent middle age sooner or later having achieved or done absolutely nothing in life other than have her ass kissed by fake followers and putting on shitty makeup for YouTube is… hard to explain.

Like she must be a least somewhat aware that she's wasting her life right?

No. 840953

>Best time of me life.
Lol yeah we know bc you never stfu about your school “achievements”

No. 840957

Athletes don't mind the inferior education of homeschool because they're trying to accomplish something with their bodies, not their minds. Keystone School is not something you enroll in if you care about academics, or impressing people with your intellect, and it's definitely not something that should have anyone bragging about a '98' average. Facts aren't 'shaming' unless you live in a fantasy world and demand everyone else conform to it.

No. 840960

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No. 840974


thanks for confirming all the tryhard posts are from you


when farmers fight it's time to go outside


it would be sad if lj had some redeeming qualities, but she's a vindictive cunt who has exactly the life she deserves. so many people grow up with shitty enabling or neglectful parents and still manage join the rest of us in reality and learn how to function in a society that doesn't revolve around them

No. 840980

This…doesn't sound like an extraordinary amount of work for high school? It's actually pretty typical to have 2 or 3 essay questions on exams as well as to have lots of short/long answer questions for homework what is she talking about?
>shot and splatter
proof of dat g8 education

No. 840981

>I also took briefly Forensic AP
Either this means she failed out in the first week or, as I suspect, it doesn't actually exist. According to here https://apstudents.collegeboard.org/choosing-courses/major-career-results/major/forensic-science they suggest taking AP Chem and AP Bio if you want to pursue forensic science in college. If they had an AP Forensics course wouldn't they recommend that? Strange.

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No. 840985

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Lillee is eagerly awaiting this awards show and definitely for sure can name at least one nominee besides halle bailey and is a big big fan of black culture in general she has so many black friends y'all

No. 840986


I have a feeling she's trying to stay inbetween "I have a majorly successful, perfect boyfriend" and not say anything about him ever again in detail because of the whole age debacle. She's probably traumatized from talking about him, that we'll only hear tiny bits and pieces about him from here on out. My guess is she'll just say "I have a boyfriend", hope no one dives deeper, and when she's feeling desperate to feel cool, might sprinkle some tidbits about him being successful and French or whatever.

No. 840987

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She did grade 10 to 12 online and only took 6 classes?

No. 840989

Wow this a lot to unpack.
Firstly, she immediately references online school as enjoyment. While I'm not saying you can't enjoy school, it's not really meant to be "fun" or that enjoyable, you're there to learn. Again, you can find it fun and enjoyable depending on your interests and (not in Lillee's case) you may see your friends everyday, but let's be honest, in the vast majority of cases people want to be somewhere else.
Secondly, homeschooled is seen with a negative connotation because these people never got integrated into social settings. Social settings are just as important as the actual education, at least in the US where she lives, because connections are major no matter what you work in. If you can't socially integrate and are severely socially inept, everyone notices and it can strongly impact your relationships with other people, your career, etc. Although, this may be a moot point for Lillee considering she'll probably never get a different job with other people anytime soon and live on disability with her parents until they croak.
Thirdly, the fact that she only paid attention to the students that were going off to be athletes (allegedly) is incredibly telling. It is insanely clear that she values success on how famous you are, but that's pretty obvious already. Also, it's not helping her "stigma" case. She's pretty much insinuating that if you attend online school, it's not about the education, but the fact that you can be famous which is all that matters to her. It's like she can't even grasp that people can find success through knowledge.
Lastly, the elephant in the room, it's absolutely hilarious that she straight up admits she has no friends. It's "no one's business" that she's a shut-in hermit that only has contact with her parents. How can you even defend that type of lifestyle? God her life is so incredibly sad.

No. 840990

>Some kids set out to be dancers, atheletes and meet friends that way, too.
Is she actually trying to say she has made "friends" as a fake influencer that bought all of her followers? Lillee, people in the engagement pods are not your friends.

No. 840994


It's depressing how stuck she is in high school. That should be her answer as to why online schooling is bad. She hasn't moved on. She talks about it constantly. Those are her only true experiences.
Although, I can say that it's entirely her fault, not homeschooling in general. Homeschooled kids are able to leave their house and integrate into society, and don't obsess over their high school days. It's Lillee's own fault she never leaves her house or does absolutely anything outside of it, just lives online, which got her stuck in high school and only to able share experiences from it.

No. 841029

lmao I'm pretty sure 0% of my favorite celebrities were homeschooled; then again I'm not an emotionally stunted shut-in whose knowledge of pop culture begins and ends with the Disney channel.

Every misplaced comma and incoherent sentence fragment LJ types is a G8 endorsement for homeschooling. If I was Keystone Academy I'd pay her an annual salary to STOP talking about them on her social media. Maybe that should be her business strategy, the world's first anti-influencer.

No. 841032

Lol, antifluencer.

No. 841034

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How long before we get "Shannon was Shaniqua!!"

No. 841049

God how ironic is it that she asked "Can someone share why someone being homeschooled is 'bad'?" And then answers her own question with the immediately following sentence being littered with grammatical and punctuation errors.

This is coming from the girl who could have gone to HaRvaRd if she wanted.

No. 841050

even if the people in her paid engagement pod aren't her friends, she'll always have her dolls and totally real not fake boyfriend Pheepy.

No. 841073

Anons, we mentioned her Keystone fake graduation/fake diploma/middle school dropout many times in the threads.

Why is LJ suddenly ranting about it now? Are we onto something she really wants to keep out of sight?

No. 841074

I had the same thought, why the random defense about her schooling now? My theory is that she tries to avoid this website for as long as possible because she probably hates reading the truth, but eventually came back and saw some anons recently posting about her being a shut-in and having no friends due to never going to college and online schooling, which triggered her lol. You can see patterns with what she posts and what we've posted, they line up often.

No. 841076

She reads here everyday, Twitter, KF and reddit too and every other places talking about her.
She doesn't want to have friends.
The trigger must have been something else.

No. 841081


could also be a deflection. She can "explain" homeschooling but can't explain having a fucked up mouth

maybe i'm a bleeding heart but it's depressing af that she was so excited about FINALLY getting her teeth fixed since her waste-of-space mother neglected the responsible thing of fixing it in childhood

but now her mouth is worse and she has no answer for it other than Laur is a terrible person

No. 841084

I honestly don't know how to feel about her teeth situation. On one hand, she does deplorable things constantly and faces almost no repercussions, or at least any that matter, so I almost feel like her fucked up mouth is great karma. On the other hand, rejoicing in the physical pain someone feels wrong in general.

No. 841086

I think >>840987 might be on to something. 6 classes is hardly enough credits to graduate high school. Also the fact that there are people from other countries going to that "school" is interesting, as countries like the UK have completely different education systems/structures/curricula so a Britbong using Keystone instead of an actual British curriculum based online school is very sus.

Lads, I don't think she graduated. You probably get a certificate for completing a certain number of classes.

I love that her "defence" of homeschool is actually revealing that her education is even more lacking than we thought

No. 841089

Lads? Gross(global rule 4)

No. 841093

I'm a lazy, forgetful bastard, can some other anon with a better memory remember if she posted her diploma, and if so, can you find it? Lol apologies in advance.
I don't want to join in on this tinfoil if I'm just completely forgetting she posted a photo at some point.

No. 841104

I don’t ever recall her ever posting a high school diploma, just random grade sheets. The only grad photos she posted were from middle school. I would gag if this bitch is a high school dropout Lmaof would explain why she got so triggered

No. 841106

mommy laur did pay for her to get a printed certificate of "graduation" from the Keystone Academy. Someone uploaded the photo before, but I can't remember which thread it was in.

No. 841108

Maybe if we get lucky, she'll post it again to "prove" she graduated so we don't have to go scouring.

No. 841122

So her life experiences are:
1- Gymnastics with Shelsy
2- School Korean dance
3- ..?
4- Making an absolute moron of herself online

It's just.. tragicomedy

No. 841123

LJ made her tiktok private, guess she started realizing her amazing dances weren’t as amazing as she thought.

No. 841124

Hahaha the way you typed this reminded me of the old meme format that's like "Step 1, Step 2, ???, Profit".
Only in this case, Lillee is losing money.

No. 841127

what?! why would she do that? she's literally trying to be an influencer. Step 1 requires you to have public social media…

No. 841129

I mean, she (and Laur) also make their twitters private from time to time so not too surprising there

No. 841130

Dont worry dearies, Im sure shes just rebranding

No. 841141


No. 841148

Apologies, didn't catch it because the last line wasn't profit lol

No. 841155

I wonder who Lillee's artist relatives who specialised in "Asian and maritime themes" were.

No. 841156

Probably some self taught hobby painter who sold their watercolors at a dingy local antique shop, but if you ask Laur she'll tell you it's J.M.W. Turner's grandson or something.

No. 841166

Pure tinfoil but it could be a tattoo artist. Asian and maritime themes are very popular in American tattooing as WW2 era sailors were among the first people in "mainstream society" to openly display their tattoos. The ones that served in Asia often brought back art and ideas from what they saw there, hence maritime and Asian themes being synonymous with each other during that period in tattoo history. The alleged artist was her grandfather, right? So back then these themes would still be very popular. Maybe the goblins thought a tattoo artist was too working class so they made it sound fancier, who knows.

t. tattoo artist sperg

No. 841172

Thanks tattoo anon! That was interesting. Though I think she specified that they were "oil artists", though she lies for a living anyways.

Well, whatever they were, it's hilarious how she says they're "well known" but then doesn't name them.

No. 841176

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Really Lillee? A hashtag and emoji, totally a caring activist. She would have looked better if she didn't even tweet this. I'm convinced Lillee's only idea of what activism and seeming woke is from what corporations do and say. She even has a rainbowfied logo for pride month.

No. 841177

If LJ’s grandad was a tattoo artist, it would have been at the height of The Bowery in NYC. There’s no way Laur wouldn’t be bragging about her relative working along side Hildebrandt, Thomas and Lee. There’d be a section in LJ’s bio dedicated to Pop Pop Trueman holding O’Rielly’s hand as he built the first rotary machine.

No. 841179

Also, it seems like Laur is referring to her side of the family having the maritime watercolor artist. practicing Jews wouldn’t be involved with tattooing considering tattoos are forbidden by their religion and old school tattoo artists were antisemitic af.

No. 841190

Not to mention if it was post-WWII Jews would absolutely not want any sort of tattoo since they were tattooed with numbers in the Holocaust

No. 841203

Tbh I've never bought the Jewish larp from either of the goblins. At the very most maybe one or two Jewish relatives are in the family tree but way, way up it. Anything beyond that is a stretch imo. Like, why has Laur not passed on her religion to LJ? Did she get her a Torah? Was that included in the Attic Academy? If she did, why not mention it? Off the top of my head I don't recall any discussion or mention specifically about Jewish faith, just vague mentions to "wahhh I'm totally Jewish and totally targeted for it guys!!!". I genuinely want to know if either of them have ever set foot in a synagogue. I don't recall any mention of the holidays beyond virtue signalling shit about Hanukkah, a la the Juneteenth tweet. I'm almost certain LJ never had a bat mitzvah and I doubt Laur did either. Call me a gatekeeping Jew, but I just don't get that "vibe" off them. The strongest claim they have is that Jewish mothers are all batshit insane and Laur certainly has that box ticked kek.

No. 841204

Tbh, I don't think she understands what Judaism is. On one of her replies to her community post (the one asking what the issue with homeschooling is) she said something like "I'm Jewish on my mom's side lutheran on my dad's side." She talks about religion like it's an ethnicity rather than a set of beliefs. I guess that best fits her marginalised victim mentality best.

No. 841220

I don't believe it either. Honestly, even if Laur & LJ are Jewish, they clearly aren't practicing or recognize that part of their identity in any way other than to virtue signal and be able to compete in the oppression olympics when confronted by other minorities (i.e. QoB, Lauren Eylse).

I mean they refer to the Holocaust as "roasting their ancestors." I don't know a single Jewish person who would refer to the Holocaust that way, especially if their family was affected.

No. 841227

I mean it’s super obvious for anyone with a pair of eyes that they’re just using it for oppression points just like Lori loves to remind everyone she’s Latina and once someone said a slur to her.

I was baptised catholic but I’m certainly not practising. It works the same for Lillee, by virtue of having a Jewish mother (even non practising) she’s automatically Jewish as opposed if her dad was the Jewish parent. Maybe Laur practised some Jewish holidays with her parents but it’s clear she never bothered teaching anything to LJ or following those traditions. If anything, LJ knows everything about her own ancestors through internet and never even bothered to read a few books about the religion.

Plus it’s a moot point because I’m pretty sure that lolcow in general doesn’t really care about someone’s religion compared to 4chan or other board, I’ve never seen personally anyone make fun of her because of her Jewish family, just her complete lack of knowledge about it and her indecent larping about a marginalised person.

No. 841228

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Lillee’s live on Instagram and acting weirder than usual.

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No. 841234

for crying out loud Lillee just get an OnlyFans all ready. It's so obvious that's all she's got to offer, she's completely given up trying to be a glamorous "influencer".>>841232

No. 841243

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One of laurs favorite doxxers is back! She's not following Laur or lillee but I liking every post about doxxing from Chelsea Hoffman. Wonder what she did with all those eggs?

No. 841251

Wasn't able to cap it but she was going through her own insta with that filter, putting mustaches on herself and talking about what a hot guy she'd make #pansexual

No. 841254

You can always tell when Lillee's at the horniest point of her cycle. Like clockwork.

No. 841258

Agreed. Laur and LJ have also posted about praying to different Saints (like Saint Jude) which is a Catholic thing, not a Jewish thing.

They also say "Happy Yom Kippur," which no Jewish person would ever say. Maybe "Happy New Year," but not "Happy Yom Kippur."

They're so clearly larping being Jewish for minority points it's cringey.

No. 841260

when she's "ovulating" LOL

jesus, that pink romper was tragic enough the first time she wore it…is she seriously delusional enough to break it out again thinking it looks good on her? It literally makes her look like she's wearing an adult diaper.

She's already pandering to the foot fetish people…there's gotta be a goblin fetish and she can finally get some real engagement instead of having mama laur buy all of her followers.

No. 841263

i know she's just an orbiter, but i really want to know what kind of falling out she had with the truemans

No. 841271

she had a guest on live who said they taught science and asked lillee what her favorite science is.
And lillee said gynecology.
what is up with lillee and her vagina, calm down horny chihuahua

No. 841273

"You're a little shy, that's okay I'm a little shy too!"


No. 841274

Did anyone hear her say she needed to move her dildos on live? Im flabbergasted because jeezuz. Between her trying to show as much chest as possible in a robe, her huge camel toe and placing her phone underneath her vajayjay, sperging about gynecology AND talking about DILDOS.

She’s completely rabid.

No. 841275

The show of the ankle straps on her shoes shows she lurks and definitely cares what other's think but goes about showing how unbothered she is by proving the opinions correct.

Her over sexual behaviour screams a few things 1. Being sexualised from a young age/instructed to act sexy.
2. Someone who has never been allowed to explore their sexuality.
3. A person who thinks acting like this sexy but doesn't realise it comes off as desperate.

No. 841276

Holy shit, lmao. To speak about your ancestors being "roasted" is incredibly disrespectful, even gentiles show more sensitivity. Not that I'd expect anything better from the goblins but it's things like this that show how disconnected they are, despite being terminally online. Well, at least Lillee is carrying on the family legacy by getting roasted all over the internet kek.

Lesbianism cured! Thanks, LJ!

No. 841278


I've been following since the beginning and I'm still shocked at how shameless she is with no self-awareness of how embarrassing her actions are. I know I shouldn't be surprised, but my god, aiming your phone at your entire cooter in a glorified toddler outfit is just on another level I didn't expect anyone could be at.

No. 841283

yeah, another time LJ said her ancestors were "burned to a crisp."

They also tweet about praying to Saints (the most recent one I think was Saint Jude) which is definitely a Catholic thing not Jewish.

Both Laur & LJ also spell out "God" instead of abbreviating his name like "G-D" or "G*D" the way other Jewish people do, because you aren't supposed to write out the word "God" as a practicing Jew.

They're just embarrassing.

No. 841285

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lookin’ g8

No. 841286

To all people who sperg out about LJ not being Jewish: do you realise that not practicing Jews exist? Do you know that being Jewish is not only about a religion, but, I think more importantly, about the ethnicity? She may not abbreviate the name of God (which I dont see that many jewish people do ing anyway) or celebrate all high holidays or whatever, but she has Jewish ancestry for sure (Laur maiden name is Marks). And yeah, it is distasteful how she speaks about holocaust and her story about her family changes all the time, but you need to let this go.
I am just triggered because every basic white girl kn tumblr claims Jewish ancestry and is a massive sperg about it and they gatekeep it in a similar way you do.

No. 841287

Someone put braces on sweetcorn

No. 841288

The goblins are American. They're not fresh off the boat, they're mutts. Having a name of Jewish origin doesn't mean shit when America is such a cultural melting pot. Given how much they lie about their family tree with shit like Grandma John and famous relatives I'm inclined not to believe them. Jews "gatekeep" because of one drop retards like Laur and Lillee. You can see the same thing happen with other cultures, it's preservation. Besides, this is literally a "hate forum" so what else are we gonna do kek. Go back to tumblr if it's too much.

For someone who wants to be known for her beauty, LJ is fucking dead set on posting the most off putting content imaginable.

No. 841289

The difference is Laur & LJ are not claiming to be non-practicing Jews. They are fully cashing in their minority card and claiming they are Jewish on their maternal side, which is what makes a person Jewish ethnically (rather than on the paternal side).

And let what go? Laur & LJ's fake posturing and using possible Jewish ancestors as a shield for legitimate criticism of their racism?

No. 841291

She kept calling herself a pig throughout the live. At least she’s self aware bc she looked like a little obese piggy in her too-small dresses in her pigsty of a house

No. 841292

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the end of this live was just so bizarre/disturbing.. even for her.

No. 841293

I hate her but she's so fascinating to me. How does that little goblin brain of hers tick? Why on earth does she act the way she does? We need a fly-on-the-wall reality series in the attic.

No. 841294

This is exactly how I feel. Like I hate-watch her, but at the same time i’m so intrigued at how she became the way she is, and why she does such unflattering, stupid shit. And that her mom watches her do this stuff and thinks she’s the greatest thing since canned beans. WHY!?

No. 841295

i hate watch her too. i hate when she says "hello jeaniez" as if anyone but bots, laur, and people who despise her watch her videos. i hate the stupid face she makes in her thumbnails – like she's extremely beautiful with a slightly open mouth. i hate her bullshit black and white opinions on shit. i hate her lack of makeup abilities (every look is the same) while she claims to be a famous celebrity.

she's so fucking annoying but i can't stop watching.

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After she mentions dildos, someone asks her what she thinks of Adam & Eve (the sex toy website). Lillee, thinking they’re talking about the Bible, starts talking about men being “inherently evil”.

No. 841300

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another gem.

No. 841301

I'm also on the confusion-watch train. I've genuinely never met anyone in my entire life that acts like she does, besides maybe middle schoolers that haven't learned any social skills or what's embarassing yet. I truly don't know how someone can go through life doing the most embarassing, unflattering, ugliest things and think she's one of the hottest people on the planet.

No. 841302

Misandrist queen!

No. 841303

Anons, be honest, do we think she actually uses dildos? Do we think she's just saying that because she's trying to "prove" that she's not a virgin shut-in and thinks it makes her look cooler? I have a feeling she just knows other adults use dildos, so she's trying to fit in.
I also have a feeling she probably can't have a dildo without Laur having some sort of involvement. Either they went out and bought it together or Laur definitely saw it if Lillee ordered online.

No. 841304

I thought the same thing. If she had to move her dildos out the way, she would just move them out the fucking way without drawing attention to it. It's far too fabricated.

No. 841307

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What kind of writing is this?

Good thing she had to type everything at Keystone, imagine her writing with an actual pen.

No. 841308

She definitely doesn't have any dildos lol. She's never tried to hide embarrassing shit out of the background before (hello creepy dollhouse) so why start now? I'm sure she wants one but I doubt Laur will let her. She's such a virgin.

No. 841309

>98% average

No. 841311

>>841294 She acts the way she does because there's nobody around telling her to cut that shit out. Laur was never interested in being a parent and so Lillee doesn't view her as such. Laur makes it seem like the sun shines out of LJs dumpy deformed ass and tells her everything she does is just so amazing, when in reality, she's so below average she wouldn't even register on most people's radars if she wasn't so strange. Lillee is a shining example of why kids shouldn't be rewarded for just existing. This girl has zero things to be proud of and yet she acts like she's God's gift to the world. Had she actually finished school or even just left the house once in a while (considering she's 20 fucking years old), she'd realize that her and Laur's relationship is abnormal and is textbook "emotional incest". I don't put all the blame on Laur because at the end of the day, Lillee is an adult and can very easily tell her mom to back off, but she doesn't because she likes being coddled like a toddler. I've met people like her, although they weren't as stunted, and the common denominator between them was they all had a parent that was hellbent on being their kid's best friend.

>>841292 What the hell is she even doing here? And just when you thought she couldn't look more unappealing, she goes and does something like this. Gotta hand it to Lillee, for someone that's never accomplished anything, she somehow manages to keep reaching new lows.

No. 841313


I doubt she has an actual dildo, but I wouldn't doubt she has some other objects she has experimented with instead. As much pent up sexual frustration as that girl has, she's humped more than just her pillows and I'm sure her dolls and the handle of her hairbrush have seen some shit.

No. 841314

What I thought it said: Lore u gums, TYSM & Joimg, Postry 2 Youtusel Tonight.

That attic academy did a g8 job of educating this goblin.

No. 841315

I wonder if the reason she doesn't brush her teeth is that she's using her electric toothbrush for…other things

No. 841318

WTF are the gold things she's holding on her face? I missed the live stream.

No. 841319


Even if LJ managed to order a dildo for herself online without mommy's permission, how/when would she use it? Based on pictures of the attic, they're sleeping in the same bed/very close to each other with the fridge and cat litter all in the same room. Where would LJ even use the dildo? I doubt she has any privacy living with Laur and I don't watn to think about her using a dildo with/next to Laur barf.

But I don't think any anons need to worry. She's 100% a virgin with a totally real, not made-up boyfriend who lives abroad and even if she had a dildo (which she doesn't), I doubt she knows how to use it.

oh my god i vomited in my mouth a little bit reading that.

No. 841321

"Lillee is an adult and can very easily tell her mom to back off"

You vastly over estimate how easy that is.

While my parents were no where near this they can definetly be heliocopterery, and my mother a bit smothering. I for some reason went through the extreme version of "autist to normie" in my mid teens. Going from being a deeply fucked up kid people thought would live on their own to just another slightly awkward adult that at some point let it slip they're aspie. And my parents, in their own words still sometimes catch themselves doing things because of how I "used to be".

I'm 21, one of them still tells me shit like "remember to go to the bathroom before (insert event)" and the other got deeply hurt the first time I told her that no, I probably wont be talking to her on the phone every single day when I move out like she does with grandma.

You don't want to hurt the people you love.(blogging)

No. 841325

Anon, we get it. You don't like the way she parts her lips. Now quit fucking sperging about it because you also sound like a mouth-breathing retard and it identifies your posts. I bet there are more comments I didn't tag.

No. 841326

It is sad, and she is wasting her life - and she doesn't realize it yet. I wonder where she will possibly go when Laur is no longer around. I have never heard her mention another living relative.

No. 841327

It's really hard to feel bad for her when I'm pretty sure she's 100% wanting this. Venus Angelic wanted her mom to stop controlling her social media/life and actively did something to get out from under her mom. LJ does not seem to want that. She's perfectly happy living in her fairytale world of dolls and fake fans that Laur has created for her.

She is wasting her life, but as she said, she could have gone to Harvard but she chose this life instead. She chose it. She's as delusional, if not more so, than Laur. It's really hard for me to feel bad for her when she's so clearly an active participant in her own captivity. Even if Laur told her to go outside, what would she do? Wear her pink jumper and tan her beautiful ivory skin? Fuck no. She wants to be inside responding to boolies because she's a ~victim~ and creating horrible makeup videos with 0 skill.

No. 841328

Considering how often she wears the same stretched out nightie, I was rather surprised at her sizeable collection of shoes.

No. 841329

She's living her 10yr old selfish dream life. She hasn't matured, and doesn't care to, past that point.

I don't think Lillee is mentally handicapped outside of a generally low IQ and some serious dependency problems, but her sexual splurges remind me of a cousin that had brain damage early in his life. When he was horny, everyone and everything knew about it because he didn't control his urges.


They are face massagers/crying sticks. The first result for gold face massager for me was the Floraison sticks that look exactly like the ones she was holding. She however, referred to them as her face dildos, which really makes me wonder about what she thinks a dildo looks like. Like she's seen a dick before, even if it was 144p and barely sticking out from a fat dude's hairy belly.

The mouth thing is partially to hide her teeth, but also because some celebrity (an Olson maybe?) Said when they take pictures they say "prune" to make their face look more chiseled and lips fuller. Lillee latched on to it and has never let go. Just think- all Laur and Earl hear for hours a day is "prruuuune" "pruuuuune". No wonder they think the houses are haunted.

No. 841330

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Hey, I had that barbie(no1curr)

No. 841331

Guaranteed this is the same anon who was making 900 individual posts in the Lillee thread because "the mods want her to" and she was "banned for self-identifying posts before." I don't know why she feels the need to respond to every single post ITT. How hard is it to not be self-identifying on an anonymous image board?

Does Laur watch these? Does she have any idea what's going on? Does Lillee go live while Laur is at home, or does she only do her attempted "sexy) stuff while Laur is out? I'm genuinely disturbed by this.

No. 841332

Lmao anon don't be gullible, laur told her she could've gone to harvard, that's all. And Laur constantly lies about LJ's abilities as we can all see with our own eyes - totally profesh make up! I'd be surprised if she even has an actual high school diploma

No. 841334

>2000 edition
Since this was released before Lillee was born do we think it's actually Laur's

No. 841339

All of her shoes are summer platform/huge ass heel shoes.
I bet she bought so much of these to look taller but still can't walk with them as her goblin feets can't fit in them and she can't even use the straps top keks.
She must have bought it all online hoping they would fit her uwu size 2, but keks can't wear none of them to walk and just use some of them for her cringey pictures where we can see her feets turn blue.

I'm impress how she has not one single nice outfit/pair of shoes/accessory (purse, glasses) that look nice and are wearable/her size.

G8 use of her disability money.

No. 841364

I'm unsure about her watching every single one, but I wouldn't be surprised if she does. I know in previous lives, "fans" would be like "tell Laura I said hello!" (Because if someone said Laur instead of Laura, Lillee would block them stating "only Dees calls her Laur). Anyway, after that comment, you could hear Laur in the background yelling hello back. So I'm pretty positive she's always on the lives. Also mainly because she moderates the chat obsessively and blocks anyone that isn't infatuated with Lillee.
In terms of her going out and not being available for the lives, I don't think she leaves the house either. Pretty sure they have everything delivered to their door so they never have to leave. Laur is always on standby when Lillee goes live. Also, Lillee time and time again has been openly sexual about herself in front of Laur, talking about her tits and vagina, etc. I'm sure talking about her dildo is just another regular topic of conversation with them. I agree with this anon >>841319 that Lillee probably has zero privacy to actually use any dildo if she had one.

No. 841366

Samefag, but I've got a theory that if she actually has a dildo, that could be why her vagina is always burning and having so many problems because who knows how often she cleans it. Lillee could be sticking
a 30x used dildo inside of her. (Sorry for that mental image)

No. 841374

LOL strappy heels is an awful idea for someone with humongous cankles. But I'm not surprised, she never dresses for her body type.

ah thanks for explaining anon. they looked like some "Eyes Wide Shut" sex toy or something so I wasn't sure wtf those were.

hey just relax, this is a gossip imageboard. instead of playing nancy drew, just try your best to sit back and enjoy the milk.

Even if she had a dildo, it'd be difficult to use with Laur breathing over her shoulder every minute of the day.

No. 841381

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The fucking audacity. Lillee Jean shared a post on National Indigenous People’s Day and hashtagged her name. A holiday meant to celebrate the culture of people who’s government and churches literally beat the culture out of them and she thought adding her hashtag was appropriate.

No. 841382

How fucking indecent.

No. 841390

Glad Lillee is so passionate about a day observed in a completely different country, honouring a completely different ethnicity of people. 10/10 goblining

No. 841409

She's so tonedeaf that if I didn't personally know she was retarded I'd think she was being offensive on purpose.

No. 841413

Tinfoiling here, but is she being paid/encouraged to do the feet shit by someone? The feet shit in that live was off the rails even for LJ, like here when she goes off of frame and sticks her feet into the frame for no reason: https://streamable.com/wioxdm. You could ask just about any female content creator and they'd have stories of a weirdo offering them big bucks to include fetishy shit in their videos. Lillee's feet shit and talking about her vagina and dildos really look like she's putting on a show for someone.

No. 841416

She's so sheltered and immature that I really can't bring myself to believe she's getting paid for anything to do with a fetish. I don't even think she knows what the word fetish means. Her development is so, so, so stunted. It reminds me of little kids that will rub their feet on someone because they think it's funny. Lillee really hasn't matured past childhood in any way, so that's how I feel she's going about this foot thing.

No. 841423

I think Lillee just goes through trending topics and comments or shared without even thinking about what she’s doing. She commented something really basic on a post about the 215 children whose bodies were found in unmarked graves in a BC residential school. I don’t remember what she posted but it felt very disingenuous especially as she never mentioned anything about the school system and injustice, nor acknowledged survivors of the system. Basically just a knee jerk reaction for attention without bothering to learn (not surprising in the Trueman household).

No. 841437

She could be using it in the shower, but she doesn't take showers

No. 841442

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She got her 2nd dose.

No. 841461

I mean, atleast she's getting vaccinated? I feel bad for any tech that had to touch her though, hopefully she bathed before she left the house. Her and Laur must be quite the sight to see out in the wild on the rare occasion they do leave their hovel, especially since Lillee feels the need to film every second of their mundane outings.

No. 841462

Laura takes Lillees "sexy" photoshoots. Who is to say Laur isn't also taking money for those requests and telling Lillee to do the foot stuff? I'd believe it

No. 841465

That wouldn't surprise me. She wants to be Kris Jenner 2.0 so bad. Imagine having a mom film you trying to be sexy and telling you to "show off more feet". I hope Lillee never has a child, who knows how that poor thing will grow up if this is how Lillee is exposed constantly.

No. 841466

If you look at her previous vlogs in public, she scares everyone and sticks out like a sore thumb. And because she never leaves the house, she constantly forgets deodorant when she finally does leave. In her appointment to her oral surgery and the Wander Beauty vlog she talks about how much she stinks. I feel like the filming everything is the least of other people's concerns lol.

No. 841469

Honestly the first time her stream focused on her feet it was fishy, but now it seems to be a pattern. There's no way she's accidentally focusing on her feet as much as she is and given that she loves attention – even attention from barely English speaking middle aged Indian men – I'm sure it wasn't hard for Mama Laur to convince her to display her ~beautiful, smol, Cinderella feet~ to her followers.

It's a win-win for them. Laur can finally make some money off her investment – LJ – and LJ gets the attention she so desperately craves.

No. 841473

Don't worry too much, anon; you have to have sex in order to get pregnant

No. 841476

As horrifying as that notion is, if there's one thing lolcow has taught me, it's that no matter how sick, depraved, and unbathed a bitch is, there is still someone out there that's desperate enough to fuck them. Sure, she's disgusting, but that doesn't mean there isn't someone out there just as homely and desperate as she is. On that note, I hope to God that she never procreates as that gene pool needs more chlorine than what's commercially available. The thought is pure nightmare fuel.

No. 841478

Anons here say Lillee is a permavirgin but they forget that moids will fuck actual for real retards if given half a chance. Lillee is definitely a virgin, it's so obvious from her behaviour, but its actually not that hard to believe a guy will fuck her and ghost her (if not just identify her retardation and take advantage of her as their personal bang slab)

Now, PREGNANCY is a whole other kettle of fish. Where I live the mentally incompetent are generally not allowed to keep their children out of concern for their welfare. A spastic with good intentions is still spastic enough to accidentally drown a baby in an inch of water. Can people like Lillee legally keep her hypothetical baby in the USA?

No. 841484

There's also sperm banks. I don't know how rigorous the process is in obtaining sperm, but Lillee might get baby fever so hard she ends up at one of those.

In most cases, yes. Even if you have a history of mental illness, unless you actually have an incident where you harm the child, you're allowed to keep your baby here.
However, there are other methods if you're concerned for a baby with a mentally ill mother. You can call Child Protective Services, but even then, there has to be a lot of stuff messed up for the baby to actually be taken. I've heard a few stories where the living situation was not ideal, but it wasn't "not ideal" enough.

No. 841491

Ayrt, when I say "mentally incompetent" mothers I mean actually intellectually disabled women. For example, people who have down syndrome or low functioning autism. Now obviously Lillee isn't directly that bad but it doesn't take a genius to see something is wrong with her and that Laur can't be a helper/supervisor because the absolute state of Lillee. Theres no way America just let's people like her actually keep their children, right??

No. 841492

America is 50% people like her having babies. There's no limit to how dumb you're allowed to be and if you're dumb enough to want 16+++ kids then more power to ya as far as the religious right is concerned. Nobody is administering IQ tests before birth here (or anywhere else afaik).

No. 841495

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Holy crap, her transformation into Laur is almost complete. Looking g8 Lilz! Your 4th chin seems to be coming in quickly, it'll match your mother's nicely. Practically twins u guise!

I just happened upon this great still as I was frantically fast forwarding through her new "Loki INSPIRED Makeup" video (where she reminds you ten times that she's not replicating the look, it's just inspired by Loki) and she's really packing on the pounds. I don't know if it was the swollen jaw, asymmetrical face, fake voice, freshman 50 or the constant talking out of the side of her mouth, but I couldn't even make it a full 90 seconds. She's gotten more intolerable and I didn't think that was possible. The juxtaposition between how she looks like an old woman yet talks and acts like a young child, well it was just too much for me to stomach today.

No. 841497

Sometimes I do wonder if Pheepy is based on a real person. I don't think he's this super handsome political figure that is tots okay with her evolving sexual preferences, but I do wonder if a family friend has a son around that age that was nice/flirted with Lillee at some point and she ran with it. Laur is a liar, but of the two of them, her lies tend to be based off a grain of truth fertilized with an obscene amount of delusion and bowing to Lillee's wants and will.
Getting laid is easy. For every ugly girl in a bar, there is at least one guy willing to fuck her just to get his dick wet and claim beer goggles in the morning. As usual, the biggest obstacle in getting Lillee Jean laid is Lillee Jean and Laur. On top of being shy and socially awkward, Lillee has an over inflated ego and Laur would be inserting herself into every moment. But could she get laid? yeah. And the amount of those kind of guys that would happily raw dog it and "assume" she was taking care of BC makes it pretty probable she could get pregnant.

No. 841498

Girl needs to get in the sun, tone down her lights, or buy a different foundation. She's almost the same color as her white backdrop. She looks like a mime.

No. 841499

But then that would ruin her pale aesthetic

No. 841500

Yes and in New York, not sure of other states, but you can have a Forrest Gump level IQ and you are still have the right to keep your child. Usually nothing will happen unless someone intervenes, then if there is an incident or concern, they can implement disability services from organization such as DCFS to help the mother. But there is actually no laws saying that a mentally handicapped mother cannot have custody, because of her disability.

I knew of a mother who had IQ in the 60's and husband was similarly disabled. If Lillie ever were to even have children, as long as Laur is alive and showed a "proper living condition" etc., Lillie would likely be allowed to raise the child with mother's help.

Thank god Lillie is never having sex lol. and if she did start a family, enough public eyes is on her that someone might intervene.

No. 841502

sorry for doubleposting but this is the one I meant to reply to also. Laur is fucked up but there is a lot more fucked up parents out there, and she would not be considered mentally handicapped by the state unless she had severely low IQ or similar issue. Not sure about Lillie's diagnoses officially, but unless she has been evaluated and said a specific mental handicap the state would not even know she is disabled, unless something happened where that evaluation is ordered on Lillie.

hope it make sense, sages for off topic

No. 841511

Also, LJ is an adult now. IF someone called in for a wellness check, the standard is so low that it's unlikely the police or Adult Protective Services will do anything because she's not in any immediate danger.

No. 841515

Anyone else find it strange that she will literally do anything to prove her haters wrong. Like lie about her sexuality, squeeze into to small clothes, post pictures of her with ankle straps closed on her cankles. Yet has never once proven that she has a real boyfriend, sorry shitty presents don't count. It's very easy to blur out or cut out a face in a picture. Or pose with someone without showing their face. Heck a youtuber I used to follow ex husband used to appear on camera from the neck down for privacy. Just seems a bit odd that she goes out her way for everything but that. Clear proof he doesn't and has never existed.

On the foot picture subject it might explain where she's actually getting the cash from but imagine your own mother essentially prostituting you for cash.

Sorry for sperging

No. 841518

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No. 841519

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No. 841532

Dare I say Laur looks pretty okay here. Makes me wonder what happened over the years

No. 841534

They used to be fairly normal albeit inbred back in the day. I wonder if there was a gas leak or lead in the pipes that caused them both to spiral from scamming white trash to emotionally unstable scamming white trash

No. 841546

They both look like they're under 5'0 in this pic…LJ looks even smaller than usual.

No. 841550

This whole "women are catty to each other all the time" is honestly pretty bullshit, at least in my experience. I've met so many women that are awesome and I wouldn't be where I am today without them. And I've been in communities with mainly women, and it was a fantastic experience. It's like she takes the most common cliche and runs with it to sound relatable. Lillee, everyone hates you because you're a homophobic, transphobic, racist liar, not because they're a "catty woman".

No. 841552

They just ended up letting themselves go I'm pretty sure. Maybe became super depressed after realizing no one was falling for their facade, so they didn't care to uphold a physical appearance anymore. They kept getting kicked out of events, their perfect "beauty guru" world has been crumbling around them, they probably 1. eat their feelings over it, and 2. realize they can look however they want to because it's not like anyone real is watching them.

No. 841554


I used to say that way back in the earlier threads that this woman will put literally everything about herself on camera, including how her vagina burns to (almost) flashing us several times, but won't take a blurred out picture of her with someone else? Her excuse is that she doesn't want another person to be harassed, but even just a photo of her holding hands with him would be enough.

No. 841555

Still reminiscing about middle school like that's a normal thing for a 20 year old to do

No. 841557

if she's in middle school here maybe that explains why she looks even shorter than normal.

how can you tell how old she is?

No. 841558

The picture says 8th grade graduation on it dummy

No. 841563


not only does the pic have a caption stating it's from her 8th grade graduation, but her hair is bleached/highlighted like it was when she first started out her "career" as a booty guru. Botched home dye-jobs aside, Lillee hasn't actually had blonde hair since she was around 15 or so, back when Laur still had enough antiques scam money to pay for trips to a real salon.

No. 841564

omg LOL totally missed that. thanks anon

my bad, totally missed it. but you're right, i should have known because her hair looks washed and styled. it can't have been anytime in the last few years.

seeing this picture, i think homeschooling LJ was an even bigger mistake than i already did. at least when she was in school she wore more than 1 shirt and seems to wash her hair regularly.

No. 841565

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Didn't bankruptcy anon confirm all 3 of them are on disability? If LJ is receiving disability without ever having worked a day in her life, then she's legitimately disabled in some fashion. The state just doesn't give that out to anyone, especially if they've never worked and haven't accumulated credits. Even the adults that have worked their whole lives need to get evaluated by a state approved doctor, although it's not hard to find a scummy doctor these days. Point being, if what bankruptcy anon said is true and Lillee is receiving disability, she's got some type of handicap. Sometimes I think she's just really low IQ, but then I see classic LJ gifs like the one I attached, and well…

No. 841574

wow Laur's looks declined FAST. This would only have been ~2013. oof.

Also Laur is far too close to touching her teenage daughter's ass for my liking.

No. 841575

lol it's not a "graduation" as you don't get a diploma or any sort of certification…it's like…ok, you're 2/3 of the way to accomplishing something? nearly EVERYONE has at least a grade 8 education, Lillee. For you to even remember this in your 20s is sad af

No. 841577

Most ppl would post a picture of them and all their friends at a graduation. But I guess she didn't have any of those kicking around.

No. 841594

Yeah I got tagged recently in my 8th grade graduation but it was among like 30 other kids with the intention of showing us how we all "glowed up". Lillee's looks like she's still reminiscing about middle school, and she "glowed down"…hard lol

No. 841595

She didn't "glow up" in the slightest but let's be real; she's showing this off as if it's a real graduation or a wedding picture or something. She's even more pathetic than the obese old drunk guy at the town watering hole bragging about that one touchdown he made on his varsity HS football team. She's got no accomplishments and nothing to be proud of. She's got no friends because she's an unlikable fat bitch with a psychotic helicopter mother and 0 redeeming qualities. She is seeing her old acquaintances graduate from college, get engaged, start their career, and what's she got? Pictures of her and her fat goblin mother at her 8th grade "moving up" ceremony. Even the super speshial kids graduate 8th grade and it's nothing to be proud of. She knows this, but at the same time, she's accomplished nothing so this is the best she can post to show off her "success". Pathetic.

No. 841598

Lillee doesn't have female friends to develop a sense of what women are actually like socially. On top of that, the experience she does have with female interaction is her mum who is a bitch and her school bullies who were likely catty to other girls as well as Lillee

No. 841603

not only did LJ not glow up, if anything, her looks and makeup skills have deteriorated since she was 14. back then, she looked somewhat normal. imagine peaking at 14. it's kind of sad.

to be fair, LJ doesn't have male friends either. she doesn't have friends period, courtesy of attic academy and her psycho ass mom.

No. 841605

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Starting to really think the feet fir cash angle is real. Her insta followers are Starting to go up again after free falling.

No. 841614

I think it's what another anon said where she probably paid a one time fee and there's a "replenish system" in place where if she dips below a certain number, the people she purchased from send more accounts to follow her.

No. 841624


LJ probably makes just enough in youtube adsense to afford the $5-10 it costs to replace the bot followers she loses every day.

No. 841636

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Bankruptcy anon - confirming LJ was on Social Security in 2018. Here’s the ‘other income’ page from their court docs, they filled in line 8g which is for ‘other government assistance that you regularly receive’

No. 841639

I never doubted you, but thank you for the receipts! I'm willing to bet that they're monthly income is pitiful, and it really makes me wonder how they're getting approved for places (unless they're on section 8). I grew up on Long Island and when I was in Uni and for a few years after, I was a renter and always had to show I brought home atleast 3x the monthly rent. So if a place was $2000 a month, I needed to be able to show that I cleared $6000 a month minimum. Someone has to be co-signing (and probably helping them with 1st, last, security).

If she is/was get social security payments, considering everything we know (both parents are alive, she's not a student, etc..) I'm gonna make a safe bet and say she's on disability. That also means that her parents income is pretty low, because if it wasn't, she wouldn't qualify right?

No. 841641

Anon, you forget that LJ was likely the bully. That's why she was treated poorly by her peers. She lied and dressed in age inappropriate clothing. I'm sure there were parents who didn't want their kid around LJ because of how trashy she is/was. Remember when she & her mom followed that girl as she was walking, yelling at her from their vehicle.
Just like her internet bullies where she wishes Covid on them. LJ is the bully. She doesn't want friends, just fans.

No. 841653

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Anytime! In their 2018 filing, they marked Earl as unemployed and Laur as self-employed at Travlin’ Tiques Inc. for the past 17 years. Fun fact: Laur claims close to $400 of meals as expenses for her business. Anyway, this is first page from the same court document, in part 3 they list their income and their expenses (I redacted the numbers) but I can confirm that their combined monthly income was under $5k and their monthly expenses exceed their monthly income. I have a feeling that they use someone as a co-signer/guarantor when they sign leases.

No. 841659

I remember in an older thread someone who claimed they went to high school with her said that she wasn't bullied, but was more of a loner who didn't interact with others. That anon also said she didn't seem weird and seemed pretty normal other than the fact that she missed school a lot. After missing a bunch of school, Laur apparently finally pulled her out of high school and started homeschooling her.

So she did have an opportunity to make friends in high school before she got pulled out junior year or so, but she chose to mostly keep to herself. Another anon asked if she was like the "horse girl" of their grade and high school anon confirmed that she was kind of that weirdo who claimed she had an older boyfriend in Europe or some shit.

No. 841661

do you know what video this gif is from?

No. 841666

Lovely! I'm not surprised she claims bullshit expenses and uses them as a write off for a business that doesn't even possess a physical address or a business license. I really hope she is still pulling this shit considering she owes the state of NY almost $20,000 in backed taxes. She won't be able to claim shit now and if she's stupid enough to continue trying, she can expect the IRS and the NYS Treasury to climb up her ass. There's no way they're not going to audit her finances. I also don't understand how a family of 3 living in Queens can survive off of less than $60,000 a year. The property tax on my parents house alone is north of $15000 a year in Nassau County, LI/NYC is not cheap, even in the boroughs. I know they rent but it's beyond me why they stay in the metro area. They barely leave the house, they don't take advantage of anything NY has to offer, they're not into theater/ballet/Broadway etc… and none of them hold employment, so why stay? It's not like family talks to them. It's just bizarre.

I've heard people claim that due to LJs height, she can claim disability as she's considered to have dwarfism. Idk if that's true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's some type of intellectual disability. It's pretty clear at this point that there's something up with her besides just having a low IQ and a deformed… everything.

No. 841668

It was from something on her "management's" (ie: Laur pretending to have a job) Instagram. Atleast that's where I saw it a while back, not sure if it's still around.

No. 841670

She wasn't pulled out junior year of HS, that would be the eleventh grade. I'm pretty sure eighth or ninth grade was her last year in school, but someone correct me if I'm wrong. There's no way she was ever a junior in a real HS, just Attic academy.

No. 841680

That's totally possible. I don't remember LJ ever specifying exactly what grade she was in when she started being homeschooled – I thought it was early high school, but the anon that claimed to have been at the same high school as her at the same time said it was around junior year. Could've been a troll or maybe I'm misremembering (it was in an older thread) but the person seemed credible enough.

No. 841747

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Some coomer tweeted this on his porn twitter and I don’t think it’s a troll lol

No. 841753

"Brunette Obsession", top kek. I can practically hear LJ squealing from here.

Silly pradip, Lillee is a blonde haired fair-skinned Disney Princess and if you don't agree you're probably just Diane.

No. 841765


Here you go anons, it was mentioned upthread only a bit ago >>840943
She claims she was homeschooled starting 10th grade.

No. 841766

Lol the conflict of someone obsessing over her but then also calling her brunette. I'm sure this conflict would cause her to implode.

No. 841768

Ahhh totally forgot about that; thank you for clearing that up. Maybe I am misremembering what the high school anon said in a past thread or maybe that anon was just a troll and never went to high school with LJ. Either way, thanks.

Although I think LJ would normally be upset if someone called her brunette, since this is a porn twitter I can see her being really excited that she's featured. By the way she's posing in these pictures she clearly thinks she's hot shit so I'm sure she and Laur will celebrate a rando sexualizing her on social media.

To be fair, she actually doesn't look too bad in the second photo. I wouldn't go so far as to say she looks attractive, but she at least looks like she's showered recently, the dress doesn't make her look like she's wearing a diaper, and the angle of the photo makes her look taller than she actually is.

No. 841777

we found Pheepy's twitter I guess kek

No. 841794

Her thighs look considerably smaller than usual in that photo on the right, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's shooping or face tuning her body. That's why she probably likes the all white colored wall, it makes it alot easier. I'm not 100% but that banister looks wonky, it looks like she made her legs and her gut a bit smaller. Did you see her fat stumpy midget legs in those "Going to the dentist, teehee!" Photos? She literally looked like one of the characters from "Little people big world" or w.e. that show is called.

Also, thank you for clearing up when she left school. I thought 9th grade was her last year in public school but I couldn't recall. It's safe to say she was constantly truant, so even though she made it to 9th grade, she was barely there and you can tell by her inability to string together a coherent sentence and her painfully obvious stunted social development. I know the school got on Laur's ass due to LJ coming to school in inappropriate clothing, but was anything mentioned about her truancy? I can see the school threatening to put Lillee on something like PINS and Laur freaking out and pulling her out of school. PINS was a popular program at one point in NY, it was for kids who had a record of truancy and other issues, it stands for "person in need of supervision", iirc. Usually it comes after the parent has been notified but has failed multiple times to correct the situation. I've seen people end up on it for a few reasons but lack of good attendance is the most common one. Administration probably was sick of having to call Laur up to the office because of LJs inappropriate attire and truancy, threatened to put her on PINS (which is done through NYS Family Courts), and the rest is Attic Academy history.

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I tried to watch her new video and get a glimpse of the right side of her mouth where it looked like teeth fell out. She's making a conscious decision to try and hide it because all you can see is that huge gap on the bottom, and that seems to be getting worse. I don't know how her and Laur think this can all be solved with some braces, she's about 10 years too late. What's worse, if she was receiving disability like Laur stated on their taxes, she had Medicaid or Child health plus NY which covers necessary dental, so it was just pure laziness on Laur's part. It's not like Laur has ever had a real job so it wouldn't have been hard to make the time, but I guess eating and watching daytime TV was more important than her Goblins gaping maw.

Screenshots of her looking super sPeShuL are from her new video that she whispers through the entire time. At some points you can barely hear what she's saying. She also puts 5 or 6 different skincare products on her face which is probably why her greasy skin is so angry and red even with the white balance turned all the way up. How she can call herself a "beauty guru" while looking like that is beyond me. Atleast brush your hair and teeth and change your shirt. You would think her "manager" would tell her to clean herself up a bit.

No. 841803

It's interesting that of all the tweets, the only ones that list the name of the woman are ones that they had retweeted from another source…and Lillee Jean. They never caption the ones they post, except the one from Lillee Jean.
Lillee hasn't had any good victim content in weeks, the Pansexual for Pride Month angle fell on its face because she didn't even try to be clever about it, made a huge gaffe by announcing her totally normal pronouns, and lets be real…announcing you are bi/pan/whatever during pride month doesn't matter if you are dating the opposite sex and have never dated/shown interest in the same sex.
She tried to cry about what's wrong with being homeschooled and even the comments she chose to approve and reply to all "schooled" her in the lack of social interaction.
tinfoil, but I think Lillee may have submitted these herself. With her coming off her horny live the other day, being shut down in all of her victim avenues, and with a constant chatter on here about her having an onlyfans, she could test the water to see if she gets a bunch of attention from that post and can easily claim "it wasn't me! THEY SAID I WAS BRUNETTE!". Now she can claim she's been "sexually assaulted" and have a new source of trama.

No. 841804

I have a small theory that Laur didn't ever fix Lillee's teeth because Laur genuinely thought that Lillee was absolutely perfect and didn't need it, and it wasn't even about the money. I mean it's been proven time and time again that Laur looks at Lillee and somehow sees one of the best things on this planet. I know the phrase "a mother's love", but Laur is on another level. I have a feeling she kept feeding Lillee the "you're perfect in every way, you don't need to change anything. Your teeth are beautiful!" etc. Probably even fed her the constant obsession with British teeth, even though I'm sure British people would find her teeth repulsive.

No. 841808

Yeah she states at the beginning of the video that you should "check with your derm" before applying any new skincare, and I would bet my entire life savings that she's never seen a derm in her entire life.

No. 841829

Wait what video has her and her mom yelling from their car at some girl? I've been lurking for a while but I never came across it

No. 841838

Both Laur & Lillee have it discussed “Dora PJ Judy” in videos and on twitter. There’s no video.

No. 841867

Anon, I dont know how to tell you this, but sometimes anons will lie about knowing cows and make up a weird head cannon just to amuse themselves. Never take an anon who "knows" a cow too seriously because 90% they're bullshitting

No. 841870

I think this too! Especially after I saw Laur's older Facebook posts of LJ describing how beautiful and perfect LJ is/has become. One of the pictures Laur uploaded was of a 17 or 18 year old LJ (looking like the modern day LJ, not when she looked her best and peaked at 14) that she captioned with something like, "I miss squeezing her fat baby cheeks, now she's all hard angles like a model."

Laur is as fucking delusional, if not more so, than LJ. Before I saw that Facebook post, I wondered how Laur could justify outright lying to her ugly daughter that she's pretty or skilled enough to become an influencer/beauty guru and essentially setting her up for failure and disappointment. Now I think that Laur literally thinks LJ is some great, undiscovered beauty – especially as LJ grows older and is looking more and more like Laur. Since Laur has thought/still thinks LJ looks perfect the way she is, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the reason LJ has never gotten her teeth fixed until now, when her teeth are actively hurting her.

I mean I'm pretty sure the reason LJ is always comparing her teeth to Vanessa Paradis (lol) and her blush style to Grace Kelly (lololol) is because Laur put that idea into her head. Both Vanessa Paradis and Grace Kelly are before LJ's time. Laur's delusion about LJ's appearance might also be how she justifies dumping all of the money they have into LJ's "career" because they're just waiting for LJ the beautiful to be discovered by a talent agency/director. IIRC, Laur has even tweeted about LJ being capable of becoming a Ford Model if she wanted to, on top of being able to attend Harvard if she wanted to.

Both of them live in an echo chamber of delusion. There is no universe in which LJ is considered attractive or talented enough to become a Disney princess in a live action movie, Hollywood actress/singer, or model. LJ isn't even average looking, she's flat-out ugly. It doesn't help that her personality is absolute garbage and Laur the momager is a literal psycho.

No. 841898

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disgusting. But of course laur will choose to ignore this even though she doxxes anyone else who posts a tweet mentioning LJs name. I wouldn’t doubt it if she tries it with the person who tweeted that Laurs been sexualizing her since her age 12.

No. 841904

I mean yeah, her mother started sexualizing her when she was young, but that's not why everyone's repulsed. LJs piss poor attitude shot any chance of sympathy people may have had for her in the face long ago. People are repulsed because this guy posted a hypersexual, unwashed, obese ginger tard-midget on his "obsession" porn page. The fact that anyone can look at her and keep their food down, let alone get turned on, is amazing and disgusting in itself. My guess is that the poster is probably a cow himself.

As for doxing, I wouldn't be too worried. It's Friday so Laur's already cracking open her first box of Franzia, but even when sober she rarely gets the person's dox correct. Once in a blue moon they strike gold with help from other people, but mostly everyone has jumped shipped because they realize how delusional and retarded Lillee and her mom are. Left to their own devices, they almost always get the dox wrong and end up looking like boomer clowns.

No. 841911

>My guess is that the poster is probably a cow himself.

I'm thinking it might be a twitter callout/someone from the farm. Anon above >>841803 mentioned that this person purposefully included her name in the caption, when they haven't done so before with any other one (besides the retweets that already had it). This poster is thinking it may be Lillee, but I think this is a person trying to troll Lillee or maybe even test the waters to see how far they can go without Lillee taking down the tweets due to copyright.
But idk that could just be a shot in the dark because what would they be trying to prove? Lillee keeps up anything remotely positive? We knew that already. Still though, caption anon above definitely made that post seem sus. They might be closer in saying that it's Lillee herself.

No. 841922

The account was created in 2018 and they post and repost a million porn tweets a day. Who would have the time? If it’s a callout’s side account then damn that’s one pornsick scrote call out.

No. 841926

Ah okay nevermind then, thanks for finding that out! I was just guessing it was a semi-new account. Maybe they jumped in on the engagement pod and that's why they tagged her kek

No. 841941

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This picture is a mess, something is off about everything in it. Not to be too nitpicky but, Lillee has me wondering if I need to get my eyes checked, I can't tell if that's contour on her cheek or just her ratty hair. Because why would it be so dark on one cheek, and not on the other? Is she going for a very unsymmetrical look with the brows, eyes and contour?

No. 841943

The right side is hair, anon. Looks like she's sucking in her cheeks too.

No. 841946

Ah, I see what you mean. The picture has some odd filter on it and it looks like Lillee went ham with the blur tool. Look at her eyebrows, they're literally dissolving before my eyes.

Is there anything this stupid ham doesn't half-ass? She can't be bothered to put effort into anything, I swear. She's not even one of those naturally pretty girls, she's more unfortunate looking than most people, so you'd think she would be hyper aware of what kind of content she puts out and how she looks in it, but nope! Laur has a 4ft8 160lb retarded midget thinking she's the Cindy Crawford of her generation.

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No. 841956

>Laur has even tweeted about LJ being capable of becoming a Ford Model if she wanted to, on top of being able to attend Harvard if she wanted to
Lillee also goes with "model, actress,.." whatever in all of her profiles.
How can you be a model without be signed in an agency, or an actress without any role?
If she is so pretty, why not send her pictures to the top NYC model agencies? Wilhelmina, Elite, IMG, New York has the most prestigious model agencies in the world.
Do you think she knows they'll die of laughter if she sends an application?

Also, let's say some producer sign her (for realtv show e.g.), 10/10 Lillee or Laur will sabotage it.

They were talking about going to Dr Phill last year but then Lillee said Dr Phil wasn't even a real doctor and was a fraud.
He owns a PhD, keks so much for Harvard education.
The point is she could have get huge national exposure but still stayed home playing dolls and famous attic guru.
Her own logic doesn't even make sense.

No. 841982

top kek, anon
did they model Roger after Lillee? That's uncanny

No. 841985

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What is this

No. 841986

I’m not sure I understand the thought process behind her poses and how she thinks they are flattering in any way.

They are unnatural and kind of weird. Like, it makes me stop and go, what is she doing?

No. 841992

she looks like a horny grandma whose dementia has her humping the walls and doorframes every chance she gets

No. 841993

her thighs are the size of Luna's but she's literally a foot shorter. Something's seriously wrong with her legs.

No. 841994

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She’s modelling

No. 841995


What in the redneck lot lizard shit is this pose? I've said she humps her pillows, but door frames too? Goddamn Laur, buy the girl a detachable shower head at least.

No. 841996

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On her insta story
Full on deranged

No. 841999

Pretty sure she has the dwarfism gene and she’s obese for her size

No. 842000

tinfoil but she's reading here for sure.
>American pie
possibly referencing American Dad anon, or all the anons who pointed out she's humping the door or both. It's the weird kind of reference Laur will try to pull off when she thinks she's being intimidating kek

No. 842002

what does this caption even mean? can someone who speaks retard translate

No. 842004

It's not that deep anon. It's just Laur being a boomer and LJ having no current pop culture knowledge. American Pie by Don Henley.

No. 842005

I have this mental image of Laur ( looking like Snooki monster from South Park) and LJ (waddling like Roger from American Dad) trying to sneak into their neighbors backyard to take these sexy pictures to show off…they have a shed?
Must be the storage warehouses for Trutiques.

No. 842009

Someone please tell me she is going to send those to a model agency.

Her shoes are still not the right size, they're too big.
Maybe she bought a bigger size to have a bigger straps?

No. 842011

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Lillee doesn't know what GOAT means. How does someone who spends her entire life online not know basic slang? Even worse, why not just Google it so you don't look like a social pariah?

No. 842014

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Idk what you anons are talking about, LJ is going to be the next hottest thing in the modeling world. Nevermind that her body looks like it was assembled using leftover parts from Laur's junkyard or that her face indicates that she has some type of missing/extra chromosome.

I saw her at a sUpEr fAmOuS photographers house party the other night and snapped this picture for you guys. She's much better looking in person. You can thank me later.

No. 842015

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Such deep
Many wow
On a timer

No. 842016

Im probably in the minority opinion that sometimes she looks pretty; but i hate the poses, cheek biting to show the cheek bones, outfits, cake face. This would have been a good pic without the sucking her face in as if she is sucking bits stuck in her teeth after a salad. It's as if she's incapable of wearing anything flattering. Most cows have at least ONE look that is cute but god her style is "basic bitch with no socialization", like an alien pretending to be human. Losing maybe ten pounds would really improve her posing too.TLDR; i want to give her a makeover, she sees something we all don't.

No. 842020

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I watched her last video: night time shikncare routine.

No. 842021

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No. 842023

Next thread pic plz

No. 842025

She's deeeeefinitely lost some extra chompers on her right side since her last ~oral surgery~ update

No. 842027

She smoothed out her stomach to make it look less bulgy but there is this whole wad of fat sticking from behind her back. Learn how to facetune LJ

No. 842031

Her arms are as wide as her face kek

No. 842034

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She’s putting out a new voice reel soon. Can’t fucking wait.

No. 842035

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Her poor armpit

No. 842036

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No. 842049

Lillee is someone who has found 2/3 good angles and lighting option that work for her, but isn't attractive "in motion". She has no clue what to do with the rest of her body or how to move from one pose smoothly to the next one.
She does have really pretty eyes. But that is her whole package. I mean, some models make a living purely off of one body part (hand, lips, feet, legs). So, in some universe, Lillee could have had a shot at being a model for eye shadow or lashes or something. But because of Lillee's personality, need to be worshipped/admired and controlling nature, she thinks she should be EVERYTHING and everyone just hasn't realized it yet.

Lillee is the type of person that makes it thru auditions for shit like ANTM, AGT, American Idol just so the judges can shit on them. And she's delusional and has enough of an ego to give them the show they are looking for.

No. 842054

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No. 842064

I don’t even think her eyes are pretty. She lies about them “changing color” according to her mood. Eyes are the window to the soul and she always has crazy eyes. She widens them all the time in pictures and ends up looking nuts.

No. 842068

Aluminum Siding Kween

No. 842069

Laur isn't really a momager, she's not even a shitty momager. If she was, LJ would have been taking dance lessons, acting lessons, singing lessons, modelling lessons from a young age. Laur would be a complete pain in the ass for all the teachers but that is what actual momagers do, they don't lock their "budding Shirley Temple" in an attic for 10 years in the hopes that some thirsty Indian dude will eventually marry her.

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No. 842079

Yeah she's just a Karen that's obsessed with her daughter tbh. She expects everything to be handed to Lillee because "Lillee is perfect" and never lifts a single finger herself.

No. 842080

Lillee Jean CEO of Bingo Wings

No. 842081

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Gummee Jean update

No. 842082


dental anons, is this what's supposed to be happening, or did the invisalign mill botch it? those peg-shaped lateral incisors somehow look worse pressed up next to more normally-sized and shaped teeth. How is that gonna look if/when the adult canines drop down?

No. 842083

Invisilign should have never been an option for her to begin with.

No. 842086

They didn't remove the little dog teeth? The front went from spaced too far to crowded and crossing. Can't wait to see the end results.

No. 842087

I know what she's pointing at, but I don't think she realizes that it's not going to grow in correctly, if at all. This whole thing is so botched I don't even know where to start but there's no way this dentist is experienced with corrective and cosmetic dentistry. If were being honest, she really should've been given a referral to a Maxillofacial surgeon considering all the issues she has. The entire lower portion of her face is just a wreck and she's going to end up doing more damage in the long run.

No. 842092

She said in her ig live that Invisalign saved her from TMJ, going deaf and blind kek

No. 842093

How long does she keep the strip?
The vaccine was 5 days ago and strips don't hold when you shower.

No. 842094

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Anon…. For real though, LJ doesn't upload things in the order they're filmed. She still has videos she hasn't uploaded, hurry up with the anime cosplay video and the voice acting reel already Lillee.

No. 842106

this is such a mess, hoooooooly shit. I'm not an expert, but with the way her front teeth have moved together SO quickly to the point that they're now crowded, those roots have got to be weak as shit. Plus even the quack ortho probably asks that she brushes her teeth. Teeth that yellow and slimey are not being cared for properly and with the braces it's even easier to tell.

No. 842110

for being so young, LJ acts like such a boomer.

I remember in her "reading hate comments" video, she tried to say, "no bacon" and i cringed and got the worst second-hand embarassment. it was like she literally googled, "what do the kids say these days" and tried to use as many references as possible.

wow that's such a shitty contour job even after the excessive blurring in photoshop. maybe this is why she doesn't contour in any of her makeup tutorials?

No. 842111

jfc how can she go from gap-toothed to overlapping?? she’s a dumb cow, but i wouldn’t wish this on anybody

No. 842115

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She’s posted a colour version of the pic and it’s just….strange. Either she had thick contour that she didn’t blend or it’s hair that she blurred to the point of looking like a blob of dirt. I think it’s the latter.

No. 842119

She looks like a 45-year-old secretary pretending to be 25 on tinder

No. 842121

Jesus christ Lillee

No. 842123

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Her Vanessa Paradis teeth gap is gone.

No. 842124

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No. 842126

all those youtube comments about her magnificent voice have finally gotten to her?

No. 842128

She really would've been better off getting dentures or implants

No. 842130

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Not to medfag, but it looks like generalized microdontia and would have been fixed way faster, easier and possibly for the same price by using veneers. Her braces are done so poorly I almost wonder if she didn't just purchase the DIY kit from Amazon. Horror cases from those testimonies and they move the teeth abnormally quickly

No. 842131

I wonder where they got a door that's wide on the top than in the middle…

No. 842132

That hair clip on her shirt and her hiking up her too-small shorts over her bulges. Standing a step below the door frame so she looks even more like a midget. Kek. Much model.

No. 842133

File: 1624822984474.jpeg (46.13 KB, 1000x668, before-ceramicbrace3.jpeg)

and then some. this will be her in a week

No. 842136

Look at her feet crying for help as they get squished into her shoes.

No. 842138

File: 1624825639076.jpg (691.09 KB, 1080x1416, Screenshot_20210627-152640_Twi…)

Attic Piggin translators, what does this caption mean?

No. 842142

Every time I see a picture of this goblin up against something like a door or w/e I think the farmer who posted it shooped it to make LJ comically small, then I remember that she quite literally fits the legal definition for dwarfism.

No. 842143

It's a sad reference to comments 9n here to let us know "their watching" ….. girl we know you are. Try taking some advice from on here and stop thinking your right about everything. Some advice is legit and will actually help you get what you want, because what you have done and are still doing is failing epically.

Sorry for the sperge

No. 842145

I'm guessing she's failing at common lingo again, and trying to use "cake" in a context that doesn't make sense when it's usually meant to say someone has a thicc ass.

No. 842150

File: 1624829657132.png (327.73 KB, 1500x1000, how-many-types-of-dwarfism-are…)

"Cakey" is a perfect description if were referring to her makeup of her pancake tits. However I think she's trying to say she's "tiny and thicc" but really she's just short, dumpy, and frumpy. I don't know how she can look in the mirror everyday and think "damn, I'm a bombshell" when she looks the way she does. It's good to have confidence but you can have that and still improve. She's gotta have some type of body dysmorphia, right? There's delusional and then there's… whatever this is.

She also needs to stop using words like "tiny", "petite", "thicc", etc.. She's short, but she isn't tiny or petite and she's certainly not thicc, just fat and deformed. Thicc usually means you have an hourglass where your boots and butt are bigger than your waist. I won't say small waist because plenty of heifers use the term, but atleast they've got hips and a bust. Lillee's got old lady conical saggy tits, a big waist with no definition, and a wide, flat, dumpy ass. She's got the textbook body and teeth of someone with achondroplasia (not saying she has it, don't want to start medfagging).

No. 842151

If she is actually using it synonymously for being "thicc", is this the first ever time that Lillee has officially called herself thick and not a petite size 2? She's been holding onto that since the beginning. Lately though through quarantine, she dropped the "skinny" schtick and just ran with being short as her only attribute. I don't think I've ever seen her refer to herself as anything other than short or skinny. Is this the turn of a new Lillee leaf?

No. 842152

Boobs** and a butt, not "boots"

Saged because I'm an idiot

No. 842163

File: 1624831774452.jpeg (203.51 KB, 541x551, F48E694B-1A53-4C63-8D07-2386CB…)

Look from actual video. She added contour, brows, everything in editing.wouldn’t be easier to just learn how to do makeup properly instead? She has blurred herself to high hell too and used so much of the cover tool on FaceTune to hide her splotchy red skin. She also made herself look more blonde kek

No. 842164

So in the close up face shot, she made her hair look blond and in this one she made her eyes look blue. The editing is so fake her eyes look glassy and cartoonish.

No. 842175

File: 1624836015131.jpg (156.39 KB, 745x754, Screenshot_20210627-190903_Chr…)

Ran it through forensics, I did ELA and luminance gradient. I've only uploaded the LG, but if anyone wants to see the ELA I'll happily upload that too. Anyway, witth LG, the entire image should contain bumpy noise and jaggy lines. If you see smooth blurs or straight edges, then you are likely seeing digital manipulation. Her eyes and the area around it, lips, parts of the hair, and her body seem to have been manipulated.

Lookin' g8, Lilz. Keep spewing that body positivity shit though. Inb4 the inevitable "all models use photoshop" post she makes, because she totallllyyyy doesn't lurk here.

No. 842178

Old gem from lj shitting on people for using excessive editing and photoshop kek
Biggest hypocrite ever

No. 842191

File: 1624845072603.jpeg (138.74 KB, 786x583, BDE8AFC9-17C9-4BF6-8F0F-772640…)

Did she get kicked out from an engagement pod?

No. 842193

what is that dot just below her right side of her chin? it's barely noticeable in the original pic but rly stands out here. some kind of out of control mole she's trying to hide?

No. 842195

File: 1624849694769.jpeg (443.64 KB, 690x973, 3FCA6D76-8668-4D70-9BAA-511187…)

Someone else think she’s been enlarging her eyes through editing. They are
Not nearly as cartoonishly big in her videos

No. 842216

File: 1624872802820.jpg (204.99 KB, 1146x760, 20210628_103034.jpg)

Do you think she knows you're only supposed to put lipstick on your lips? Or is she trying to make her lips look bigger? Seriously, she looked like a toddler who got into mommy's makeup and drew all over her face.

No. 842218

She is definitely over drawing them. When she surprisingly doesn't really need to. I think its to give a more rounded pouty look.

No. 842219

She's definitely trying to make them look more fuller, particularly towards the sides of her bottom lip. I wonder if this means we'll get a botched lip filler saga kek.

No. 842227

File: 1624890406608.jpeg (849.61 KB, 1170x1412, 75CE7F05-D0D6-4EE9-86DC-2BB40E…)

No. 842245

What the fuck is that reply? Is she trying to be funny or…? Like I just don't get how her brain works.

No. 842251

She really thinks she did something with that black and white pic on Insta. She reposted it like 4 times of all her “Pheepys” fawning over it. IT’S A SHITTY PICTURE LJ! How does she think she looks good??

No. 842252

What if Laur was a Neanderthal who had a sapien brother who was famous drummer Diamond Earl Trueman and she mated with him and Lille Jean is a retarded inbred alien which is why she can't answer a simple question about which movie she prefers correctly.

No. 842253

File: 1624905102746.jpg (153.28 KB, 1080x753, Screenshot_20210628-132014_Ins…)

It never ceases to amaze me the random people in her engagement pod. Wendy Starland was one of the first people to "discover" Lady Gaga and helped connect her to the people that launched her career. She,MacKenzie Westmore, the older dancing lady, that engagement pod is full of 40+yr old women that are desperately clutching for every lip filler and syringe of botox they can get their hands on to try and stay relevant. Being involved in engagement pods that are mainly filled with random bot farms and the same guys that would have being trying to give away their mix tapes on the street corners in LA is such a boomer look.

No. 842256

File: 1624905563401.jpg (505.71 KB, 1080x1814, Screenshot_20210628-133756_You…)

If you wear headphones or generally hate super screechy noises, beware of this "demo reel". My ear drums are still ringing

No. 842258

Here's the vid

No. 842259

98% of them were cringe and terrible, but ngl there were like 3 voices she did that sounded pretty legit. Specifically the one that starts at 0:23 with "MOVE!", the one at 0:31 about cookies (although, I'd argue it may not be that great if I can't understand it lol), and the 1:41 "Greetings and Skullutations" was okay.

No. 842260

File: 1624906076604.jpg (57.59 KB, 500x288, unnamed.jpg)

I have ear cancer now.

No. 842263

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No. 842266

It would be more interesting to hear her "full" reel, which she won't do until Autumn because of braces (????). It's not difficult to mimic iconic lines. Everyone can do "Hey, it's Harley Quinn" with the super exaggerated accent. If you can have Harley read a medicine's side effects and still be identifiable without saying her name, you might have a chance.

But Voice Acting, at the level that Lillee thinks she wants to, is incredibly hard to break into. A large amount of VAs are legitimate actors in their own right, or work in the animation/film industry on the technical/creative side. There aren't a lot of opportunities for "basic white girl, speaks American English" that aren't filled by someone already working on the team. It's such a basic role that animators aren't going to go look for her reel to fill it.
Let's not even get into the fact that Lillee thinks that Voice Acting is going to be easier than being an actual actor because "real" actors have to take direction and aren't in control of things. She's going to be really pissed with the director sends her feed back on every line and she has to redo them 50 times with the most infinitesimal differences.
If she was actually serious about this, she lives in NYC, She could actually go to auditions. She's had her shots, her mom has nothing else to do all day, she's not pressed for time either. She would find a manager that actually works with talent in the film/animation industry, not just someone that sold some vintage poster to a film warehouse.
She would be putting in the leg work to make this work. But it's easier to accept failure when you don't really try than it is to accept failure when you actually put in work. I think Lillee is leaning into the VA thing because she's coming to terms with the fact her name is trash in the beauty community and it's getting harder to find brands that haven't heard of her. As much as she's DCMA'd everything, she's still a punch line on Reddit, and brands get emailed about her every time they republish one of her posts.

Sorry for the rant, Lillee's blatant willful ignorance and sense of privilege annoys the hell out of me.

No. 842274

What's with her hairline. Looks she's balding at 20 keks.

No. 842275


She looks 15-20 years older than usual, here. I think she's experimenting with the way she shoops her photos, and it's making her face look…off

No. 842278

She looks like a horse

No. 842280

File: 1624912702006.jpeg (440.53 KB, 828x1473, 5B063A3F-EED2-40F4-9634-89CBE7…)

No. 842286

wow such interesting.
it's almost asif this is the only thing she's willing to show
almost asif she lost all her teeth

No. 842287

File: 1624917800489.jpg (207.83 KB, 1080x773, Screenshot_20210628-170129_Twi…)

Uncultured swine. Literally millions of people in NYC alone eat duck.

No. 842288

Her lazy fat ass orders take out plenty and she's never seen duck on the menu? Oy vey, the stupidity of this fucking goblin is one thing, but her speaking like she's an educated authority on topics drives me insane! Girl STFU! I genuinely believe she is the most sheltered person I've ever seen.

No. 842289

It takes Laur 20 years to get around to making a dentist appointment, and LJ can’t be bothered to shower or change clothes. I stg these people must be pillheads who else is this fucking comatose

No. 842290

So much for her being all about "asian cultivated" foods.

No. 842292

File: 1624918959335.jpg (315.9 KB, 1080x1912, Screenshot_20210628-172234_You…)

Totally not sus at all

No. 842295

Duck is a pretty standout ingredient in French cuisine, so it's kinda funny she didn't point that out what with Pheepy and all

No. 842304

Do people actually write fiction on Medium? Yike.

No. 842305

If LJ was the "New York Jew" she tries to make herself out to be she'd be a lot more familiar with the average Chinese restaurant menu, that's for sure. Shiksa Jean strikes again!

No. 842321

Her voice is ear piercing, squeaky and shrill. I’m not sure if voice acting is for her.

No. 842329

File: 1624945017775.png (383.07 KB, 720x1282, Screenshot_20210629-063346~2.p…)

Guarantee this is Laur and Lillee and here's why I think so. It's a knee jerk reaction to someone posting an old fiction peace she uploaded some three years ago while being called illiterate at the same time.
She really can't help herself

No. 842346

File: 1624962794304.jpg (29 KB, 341x616, gamernow.jpg)

She's a gamer now, anons.
She literally never mentioned Minecraf but whatever.

On her stories she did a lot of really dumb hollow quizzes about her.

No. 842347

>Cod ghost
Yeah, I know she's just throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks in the laziest possible way. But it cracks me up that she made it look like she's playing a game about a ghost fish because she couldn't be bothered to check the actual name. it's COD:ghosts and forza motorsport, you gamer kween

No. 842348

KEK. It's the little things like this with LJ that make me laugh. She's so fucking stupid she didn't even think to google "best 10 games of the last decade" or something similar, she just wings it with stuff she's maybe heard of and fucks the titles up. Oh, Lillee, never change.

No. 842350

File: 1624966774719.png (72.67 KB, 500x604, whatispoetry.png)

>Lillee's teenink bio

No. 842352

How have I never read this? chef's kiss The main character's name is LITERALLY Phillip Romance

No. 842353

We didn't need any more confirmation that Pheepy is basically Lillee's OC but boy is this a satisfying piece of the puzzle. I'm amazed neither LJ or momager thought to fucking delete it. Not only is it shedding more light on the outcome of an Attic Academy education but it also puts further scrutiny on poor Pheepy Poo.

No. 842354

>My dad likes to mention my steely blue eyes, since his dad had blue eyes, too. The only features I get from my dad is his sable black hair, and his milky tan skin.

this has to be a parody…right???

No. 842356

File: 1624968654477.jpeg (124.34 KB, 1920x1080, 464cae135aaf47f0890918d63f070c…)

>Cod Ghosts

No. 842357

File: 1624968727646.png (2.12 MB, 828x6463, 11035CC5-103A-48B3-8CE0-D17E83…)

In case she takes the Phillip Romance piece down

No. 842359

Does she even own a gaming console or a PC for gaming?

No. 842360

Kek, it's like soneone programmed an AI to generate a shitty YA novel. Beautiful.
Jokes aside, it's pretty unsettling how she used to be able to write coherently 3 years ago. I mean, the story itself is awful but at least it's readable compared to the strange, ESL-level ramblings she posts on twitter these days. I wonder if it's some kind of degenerative brain disorder brought on by having Laur as her only human contact.

No. 842361

Good thinking, anon! It'll be interesting to see if that does stay up now it's being discussed.

No. 842364

How have I never seen this before? It's amazing. Does she have more stories on this account?

No. 842365

File: 1624972162473.jpeg (653.02 KB, 1170x2289, 5D8640D9-93E1-46D2-B6D6-4964BE…)

Lillee is naming her pet turtle Lily

No. 842366

Lillee use to play Call Of Duty, she's mentioned it a few times when she wants to sound like a cool gamer girl. IIRC, she liked playing the zombie mode. No doubt her only experience, if any, with minecraft is the level that a random 10 year old would have. I doubt Lillee could figure out even basic redstone if her life depended on it. She has no interest in cars, other than posing on one.

It's MW or COD, my money on COD. Lillee's totally a pick me girl.

No. 842368

She said she played with her boyfriend. It sounded like she didn’t even enjoy it, she just did it to fit in her with her current boyfriend’s interests. Lillee isn’t a gamer. She proved she has zero knowledge of current gaming culture when she claimed people (mainly the callout accounts) were using Animal Crossing to prey on children last summer.

No. 842370

She's asking "how well do you know me" questions to include in her latest Q&A. She probably didn't get the number of responses she expected, or at least not enough new ones. She expects people to ask her shit like "what would you name your turtle" so she can go into a spiel about it, but most of the questions she gets are like "when did you start doing makeup" "who is your favorite marvel hero", which if you are a REAL JEANIE, you would already know! The other half are questions about her followers, her past comments, and being fake. She'll include one or two to prove she's constantly attacked and how strong she is, but she's somewhat figured out she's constantly digging the hole deeper.

No. 842382

File: 1624979983317.png (65.25 KB, 366x686, Screenshot_20210629-081647_1.p…)

There is this poem and her "Women's Makeup Through History" video.

No. 842384

KEK. I genuinely have seen my 10 y/o sister write better stuff than this and English isn't even her first language. And Lillee was 17 when this was posted… fucking hell.

No. 842388

God this is really hard to read. It's actually like reading a middle schooler's short story for English class, jfc.

No. 842390

>Poetry is what poetry is
Top keks

No. 842395

mmm, dander from fresh blooms, what pleasant imagery

jk now i feel sick thinking about lillie's hair

No. 842396

File: 1624990159117.jpeg (538.96 KB, 1170x1429, 9DA72C91-7D2B-4CD9-BA2D-3160E0…)

We already know they do outrageous shit when her views start dropping and the callouts stop posting. It’s still hilarious to see Lillee, who claims she has ptsd from cyberbullying, publicly admitting she trolls for attention.

No. 842397

Looks like she's been checking out all the various places talking about her again and is doing damage control. G8 work, LJ. Admitting you like the attention after denying it for so long, finally some progress!

No. 842400

File: 1624990715516.gif (692.97 KB, 275x194, 1593541475519.gif)

holy fuck, i'm so dead i'm a whole-ass graveyard. this is the epitome of classic bad fanfiction. i can't stand it but i'm addicted to it. if you read a single long post on this whole hell site let it be this, please.

No. 842404

File: 1624993003724.jpeg (235.51 KB, 827x1464, F3F1A6CB-4DBA-4CEF-8462-BC2425…)

No. 842415

Is it just me but does the impacted teeth look like they are coming in. In front of the other teeth meaning another set of braces?

No. 842442

I think there's going to be room for them, but what I notice is how the bottom teeth look somehow worse thanks to 'Invisalign', as if they've become more crowded. So even when the top teeth emerge, they may not occlude any other teeth, but they will look uncomfortably crammed in.

No. 842445

Jesus Christ the amount of ACTUAL SCUM on her lower Invisalign is horrifying

No. 842446

File: 1625008271089.jpeg (222.82 KB, 626x618, C110AF52-9350-4B5C-BC62-5F05D3…)

The combination of plaque and a random hair in her braces is making me gag

No. 842448

Is it a cat hair or Laur’s?

No. 842462

Teeth looking skuzzy

No. 842472

>It's seven a.m. in the morning

Starts right off with a real banger

>The only features I get from my dad is his sable black hair, and his milky tan

What kind of milk are you drinking Lillee

No. 842475

File: 1625019276623.jpeg (188.37 KB, 750x892, B966EEC5-381E-477A-B414-B24658…)

No. 842483

much greek very wow

No. 842502

>"Two hours into the school dance, I had intents of heading home. I am not fond of loud noises, nor people with big ego's."

Besides this being grammatically incorrect, this seems really telling to her character. Lillee has the biggest ego I've ever seen on a human, but she doesn't have any friends because she thinks everyone else does. When in reality it's absolutely because no one plans to worship her at her feet 100% of the time. God forbid a friendship is a 50/50 effort, but to Lillee that just means you have a big ego.

No. 842519

Where can we see the preview of her merch anon?

No. 842524

It on one of the tabs on her YouTube page. The prices for some of the sweatshirts or other apparel is more than even top tier creators charge.

No. 842525

Because she has no ins with manufacturers, so she has to resort to websites like Redbubble or whatever that charges everyone out the ass to create, plus whatever she tacks on for profit.

No. 842535

File: 1625062170885.jpeg (839.53 KB, 828x1229, EF4BD908-378B-4A31-B6BA-E9104F…)

No. 842536

File: 1625062224552.jpeg (1.01 MB, 828x1234, B4970011-4C40-46FA-9C10-82EAAB…)

Laur’s hairline genes have caught up with LJ

No. 842537

Wow, yellow eyeshadow. Riveting.

No. 842539

File: 1625063614189.jpg (1007.21 KB, 1564x1564, IMG_20210630_153017.jpg)

The astounding thing is she thinks her shitty exact same eyeshadow look compares to actually talent like this. If she was as famous as she claims why has she never been to beautycon? And am not talking about being a member of the public.

No. 842540

More like the price tag doesn't matter since she knows nobody is going to buy them. Other creators try to make merch affordable for their fans, to avoid sticker shock LJ just thinks it makes her look "better" and more expensive than other creators except only her mom buys the overpriced merch.

No. 842541

What’s up with her cheeks? Something looks off here

No. 842542

she thinks sucking her cheeks in fools people into believing she has cheekbones

No. 842554

File: 1625070116412.jpeg (232.98 KB, 1000x1202, AB924B88-53F8-4858-AE18-68124F…)

No. 842563

KEK, the facial expressions on LJ this artist draws always kills me. They capture her craziness perfectly.

No. 842578

Saged but it's weird to see Laur drawn lactating when only early today I was thinking about how Laur strikes me as the kind of clingy mum who breastfed for waaay too long for it to be healthy

No. 842580

The first letter of each of those words spells U DUM and I think that made my week.

No. 842583

Nah, breastfeeding is hard work. Well, maybe not "hard" like physical labor hard, but it's inconvenient, time consuming, and extended feeding takes a pretty regular schedule to keep supply up. Laur was running a business that required her to randomly drop everything to fly across the country to get a single prop out of her warehouse.

No. 842588

Absolutely repulsive so the artist was 100% spot on with this.

No. 842590

File: 1625088959087.jpeg (71.09 KB, 691x695, D167A6E1-743D-45A6-97D3-EB87DE…)

Looking absolutely fab as she stares at the camera for 2 minutes straight with quivering lips and bugged out eyes. LJ you don’t look sexy. You look creepy and unhinged

No. 842600


lj needs to let this collarbone struggle go. they are one "asian influenced" chicken bowl away from disappearing completely.

No. 842601

This was just from today lol

Chicken isn’t shredded so she’s definitely reading here

No. 842603

File: 1625095385802.jpeg (858.29 KB, 828x1473, 634BC495-84E2-4AB9-8133-28B9BC…)

Sorry forgot to attach the pic

No. 842607

Just watched her newest vid. How the hell does she afford so many different products? Even if they're 2nd hand, it would still add up. Are they shoplifting?

No. 842608

she still looks bad but its amazing how much better the makeup becomes when her face isn't white as a sheet. the blush is actually visible for a change and the nose blush/freckles suit her. i even think she carries the heavy eye makeup well and its nice to see her with a darker eyebrow color. its a shame she doesn't realize she's too hideous to get away with that soft glam shit with no definition or color that she always pulls.

No. 842610

She gets PR from TooFaced, Dermalogica, Alpyn Beauty, Solved Skincare, Urban Decay and possibly others. They could be buying makeup from Sephora and returning it after a couple of uses but I haven’t really seen her do reviews of new Sephora makeup in a while

No. 842627

File: 1625107019162.jpg (203.28 KB, 1079x610, Screenshot_20210630-222740_You…)

It looks like she's certainly lost teeth, especially on her right side of her mouth. I don't understand how Laur can look at her kids mouth and think that braces are going to fix everything that's going on. I understand she thinks Lillee's uhMaZinG, but there's plenty of parents like that that are still able to look at their kid in a discerning light. If anything, this has only made things worse. Her jaw alignment is all out of whack and you can see how bad it is when she talks, it looks like her whole face is misaligned. With how quickly her teeth are shifting I don't think they'll be in her mouth much longer, plus her dental hygiene is abysmal.

If they were shopping at Sephora I'm sure Lillee would be bragging about being a VIP "Rouge", like it's some type of exclusive club that 99.9% of actual creators have never heard about. She's so sheltered and out of touch that she would think it was only for sUpEr eLiTe bOoTy goOrUs like her, not realizing that real gurus reach that in a month, easy. I kinda wish she would lie about it so we can hear her try to pronounce "rouge" in her native attic pidgin.

She really needs to give it up already, although I know she never will. She's far past the point of redemption, she'll never be accepted into the beauty community even if she somehow developed talent. At this point she's nothing but internet fodder and a running (waddling, kek) punchline. Lillee and her delusional mother still think that LJ is this young kid about to break into the world of acting/modeling/fame, when in reality she's almost 21 and 90% of Hollywood already had a decent body of work and paid gigs by that age. It's clear Laur thought that LJ was going to be the family cash cow but she never really thought about how that would happen; I guess she thought someone would see LJ and take the initiative to launch Lillee's career while Laur sat back doing nothing and cashing checks and that's just not how it works. Sure, some models have been recruited just by being in the right place at the right time, but Lillee's no standout, atleast not in the way they want her to be. They're both lazy slobs who think that fame is just around the corner and that's why they're always falling in with scammy people who are just looking to make a buck off them… they're just too dense to notice. I'd almost feel bad for them if they weren't such horrible people in every facet of life.(no1curr, sage your shit)

No. 842633

This is what I really don't understand about this whole saga, is they very clearly think she's just going to be "discovered", but how the fuck is she going to be discovered if she doesn't even leave the house?? Her attempt at putting herself out there is doing the most mundane looks over and over again in a sea of millions of other makeup videos. And the very sad attempt at cosplay every now and again. How can she look at anything she does and find it the least bit comparable? There's "fake it until you make it", but you need to at least have an "it" before attempting to do that. She's trying to make a crystal palace out of dog shit.
And I'm pretty sure they're all in together with the scammy people. They're using her for what they think is fame and a taste at her 1mil followers (which they're dumbasses if they think that's real), and she's using them to look more legit. She's totally in on the con.

No. 842639

File: 1625108815635.png (231.15 KB, 480x577, spoonfedforretards.png)

Sage your retardation newfag. I didn't even read the rest of your post. You know nothing. Sephora is where she got her taste of influencer. Read the threads or stfu.

No. 842641

It really blows my mind that she has become so incredibly lazy with her makeup looks than what she did before and still feels like she can be among the top beauty gurus. I know it shouldn't surprise me because she'll always have her head so far up her own ass, but it still does.

No. 842646

It's like when the original reddit thread was posted and people were looking through her content on Instagram and YouTube, people were 100% convinced Lillee had taken over an older sister's page. Not only did she have a completely different set of skills, but 15yr old Lillee looked much older than 18 year old Lillee.

No. 842659

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Lillee has an interview planned with a New Orleans based streaming radio station on 7/18. The station’s Instagram account only goes back to Jan 2021 but they’ve had a good amount of unknown singers, songwriters & musicians on. They did put out an inquiry for interviews a week ago…no doubt Lillee paid for the opportunity. I’m still confused about what she’s going to do during the interview. Did she convince this radio station she’s a musician? Is she going to sing during her interview? My interest is piqued.

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No. 842661

i definitely get why anons think she has teeth missing but i'm a bit doubtful. her gaping maw was filled with tiny dolphin teeth with huge gaps in-between. i think this scammy dentist is just pushing her front four teeth together and pulling the adult canines down without realizing how huge the gaps could become. she didn't have canines at all before this, so her front four teeth were just swimming in a sea of gum. i bet when her canines finally come in, they'll have massive gaps behind them. either way, her jaw alignment is fucked. laur probably got a groupon for the Invisalign farm she sent lillee too and called it a day. if LJ wasn't such an insufferable cunt it'd be kind of sad.

No. 842662

samefag but i might've misspoke when i said she didn't have canines before. either way i think the appearance of loss of teeth is just because of how tiny her teeth are and how wide the gaps were.

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This radio station’s youtube channel only has 900 subs and gets less than 100 views a video.If Lillee paid for this, she got scammed massively.

No. 842668

A bit hostile don't you think? Next time just tell them to sage and move on. Saying what your did makes you come off like an angry neckbeard, and not for nothing, but they're saying she's not buying her makeup there or else she'd be "humble bragging", and they're probably right. Lillee is poor as fuck. Anyway, I can't see if she's lost teeth or not but her mouth looks just as jacked up as it did before. She needs to get a smaller toothbrush so she can clean her shit properly. This is shit that 10 year olds can understand but somehow lillee still doesn't get.

No. 842673

They don't care. Laur will just buy 4000 views for the video.

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No. 842683

I'm pretty sure Lillee is considering these "resume fillers" and nothing else. Which is still dumb as hell, unless you get a really dumb employer that doesn't look into you further than just your resume (which can happen if you get lucky I suppose). I don't think she books these things thinking she's getting anymore fame or attention, she just wants to beef up her resume to add as many titles as she can. Hell, she might even try to claim she's a radio co-host now or something. It's all surface-level show.

No. 842685

This bitch has never touched soil in her life and I'd bet my money on that.

No. 842686

Samefag, but she also eats out every single day. We haven't seen one meal made by her grown veggies.

No. 842688

Tell me this bitch doesn't know the word "gardening"…

No. 842690

It's funny how her shoes look at least 2 sizes too big for her feet, I guess she had to go up to make straps work around her ankles.

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This is scraping the bottom of the barrel even for Lillee. Didn’t she say she dumped the pilllow company for body shaming women but I guess diet supplements are acceptable.

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I noticed that too, top fucking kek.

No. 842695

No. Do you know where you are? Calling someone a scrote doesn't make you fit-in. You stand out almost as much as that "lips slightly parted" anon. That poster is a Twitter retard and spergs unsaged, incorrect manifestos about stuff that is an integral part of LJ lore, and mentioned in multiple past threads. They should never post again until they read the threads. Nobody cares about the thoughts of a retard who can't lurk except other newfag retards.

No. 842698

just what is going on in that picture? that pose and literally every body part looks like it doesn't belong with the rest of the shot

No. 842699


It's the return of her trademark "I'm struggling to hold in a huge dump" pose. Lillee, you can't move through life ass first sweetie.

No. 842708

You know the Steve Madden adverts where it's a girl with an oversized photoshopped head on a tiny body? This looks like that but in reverse.
There's actual midgets with more fortunate proportions than her.

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