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No. 78523[Reply]

>Think you have a great guy freind.
>later reveals that he wants a romantic relationship.
>basically just spoke to you so he could fuck your pussy.
>When you decline he never speaks to you again.

I have lost contact with most of the guys who I thought were genuinely my friends this way.

This is the worst sort of betrayal. I've come to find that a lot of women think they have male friends when, in reality, there is always an ulterior motive.

Do you think there is even a point in making friends with men?

Do you think men and women can be friends?
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No. 324596

I would like to update; he and his gf are finally getting married, and he has asked me to stand on his side of the bridal party as a (grooms-?)maide.
When she showed me her ring i busted out in a happy sob and i am guaranteed to cry that day. I love my friends and I am so fucking lucky to not only have such a longstanding friendship, but now I get to proudly stand by his side for another life moment.
When I was 18 i met his gf for the first time. I told him that night i cant wait to be there for the wedding one day. She is so wonderful and they are a perfect match made.
Soon maybe I will be Aunty (anon), and that just sweetens it all. Im not one for higher powers, but i cant help but think he is the brother I always wanted growing up, and i am thankful for it all.

No. 324600

That's really nice, I'm glad you have a good friendship like that in your life.

No. 324602

Thank you sweet nonna!

No. 324845

Sage for derailing but nonna, those standards aren't anywhere near enough. The bar for men is already in hell, please respect and love yourself more and have higher standards. You deserve better than that. The lower we set the bar for moids, the more harm we are doing towards ourselves - straight and bi women - and the society as a whole, where scrotes will simply not improve anything because doing the basic minimum human things will get themselves a girl like you, and think that they're enough. They are not, we should keep the bar high. At the end of the day women choose men, not the other way around.

No. 325613

seconding the anon above, your standards put you at risk of scrotes using you as a wallet and being "stay at home boyfriends" and draining you emotionally physically mentally etc as he whines that ~he does his share of the chores already so you asking him to do more is so mean when he's so tired and down these days~ and gets mad at you for not wanting to hear about his dipshit hobbies you don't care about when he doesn't listen to yours either

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No. 180491[Reply]

A thread for anons who sew. Feel free to discuss anything related to sewing, ask for help and advice or show off your projects!
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No. 321591

Oh! Lightbulb moment

No. 321638

thats a great point, im a beginner and my first projects will likely be rough. i like that first draft mentality a lot!
and if i dont lose the weight, whatever. at least i can make things that fit my shape, no matter what that shape is. >>321472

No. 322144

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In my experience, clothes that fit will significantly improve your looks at any size. Even just tailoring some basics to fit your current shape for practice is a great way to get acquainted with a lot of techniques, and you aren't making a whole garment start-to-finish.

Lately, I've really enjoyed turning some of my unflattering, oversize tshirts into cute fitted baby tees to give them new life.

No. 324528

Came back to say that I sewed this corset and completed it and wore on a night out! My very first sewing project and it came out VERY nice considering I'm a total newbie. To all anons who want to start sewing but don't know where to begin: find a beginner-friendly tutorial of something you REALLY want to make and just do it nonnies.

No. 325228

Congrats nonna! Doesn't it feel amazing to wear something you made yourself? I hope you continue learning and making even more cool projects

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No. 106527[Reply]

Ask questions, post cute nail art and polish swatches, discus trends, techniques, products, professional services, etc.

What's on your nails right now, farmers?
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No. 324229

my apologies for my micro peen

No. 324334

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Owie anon, that looks like a bad chip. Here, lemme give you cute bandaids to match your cute vibes

No. 324369

It's not a chip, I pick at my nails and it got halfway through before I said fuck it I need to cut the nail and start over. Then I cut my other nails to match. I brought this upon myself

No. 324413

I’ve been gardening so my nails are fucked up right now. I need a nail brush this dirt is permanent!! My polish is gone!!

No. 331484

late reply, but nonna, wear gloves while gardening, not only to protect your nails, but because of stuff like the hantavirus and toxoplasmosis. There are cute gloves out there and your nails will love you.

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No. 107505[Reply]

This is a thread for crochet and knitting, and other yarn-related crafts.

Anyone starting any new projects or completing old ones? Share some patterns!
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No. 314318

Yeah. You're a person doing handmade items, not a machine. Imperfections will happen. If the mistake isn't really noticeable, I doubt anybody would mind.

No. 314409

Yez ♥

No. 315024

Update : I have made way too many and given them all to my perplexed coworkers

No. 317045

i've bought from lion brand's website, premier, bamboomn, joann's and amazon. what did you have questions about nonna?

No. 324013

I want to knit some useful gifts for a soon to be mom friend. I was thinking about burp blanket (I don't know the name but the thing you cover yourself when your baby nerd to burp ). I'm not sure about the optimal dimension but I'm more worried about the yarn to use so it dont become ugly and faded after multiple wash. Would a cotton or acrylic be best ? I guess the way the yarn is spun would play in it looking ok after the wash

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No. 65010[Reply]

Does anyone else go crazy over 'em?

For me there's just something so fucking hot about it, especially if it looks very round and perky.

I think the key is where the lower back meats the bottom; if it sticks outward there it just looks super cute to me.
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No. 318330

Honestly, yes. I can have some stuff to contribute too.

No. 318333

Yes. Also thicc thighs.

No. 318364

Wtf kind of ban is that kek

No. 318433

Please we need one nonnie.

No. 323886

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My husband's bubble butt is part of why I married him lol. I had told him how much I liked seeing his butt in high cut spandex shorts, which he wore often at his home gym. Shortly before he proposed he said something like "you know, you said you like seeing me in those shorts, what about if you saw me in them every day?" I said yes to his proposal shortly afterward and, he made good on his side of the bargain: whenever we're home alone he's in a tight T shirt and his spandex short shorts. I'm squeezing his butt daily, I love it, and I genuinely think it's helping with the quality of our marriage.

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No. 323781[Reply]

I know there’s a female fantasies thread but I’ve tried and failed to find one for males. So feel free to post your most cumbrained thoughts and dreams about your husbandos here!

No. 323783

Literally all other threads except the female fantasies one is for males. Retarded newfag

No. 323795

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No. 306574[Reply]

I keep encountering this problem in my dating life, Im becoming hopeless.
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No. 323759

For a sec I thought she was holding a guinea pig.

No. 323762

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you might attract them but are you attracting the ugly ones?
this is a typical dark haired/eyed white woman, white man couple

No. 323763

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and this is the average asian woman-white man couple…

No. 323766

I'm confused with these asian women posts, am I supposed to not think they are on the same level of attractiveness as their bfs?

No. 323775

It's a troll that has been baiting here for a while, don't give it attention, just report until it gets banned.

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No. 63152[Reply]

Old thread: >>47022

We've got plenty of underrated dudes on lolcow but are there any men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck for any reason? Men who are ugly, unattractive, average-looking, creepy, weird or just plain shameful? It doesn't have to be a big reason that you're ashamed, just say why.

Admit your thirst, farmers.
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No. 322106

pls dont bump the old thread and come with us to the retarded hornyposting thread.

No. 322119

that's not a man

No. 322123

if a cartoon character can be a man, the red blob can be a man

No. 322136

cartoon characters aren't men either, they're husbandos. This thread is for irl men

No. 323404

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Jeremy Clarkson, he was once attractive at least. The sheer size of this man is turn on ngl

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No. 314785[Reply]

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies

The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

Previous horny: >>>/g/304820
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No. 323082

new thread >>>/g/323081

No. 323091

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I know I probably seem stupid but I love it when Rook speaks French, it’s such a cute quirk, gosh I just want to download all of his voicelines to keep them around.

No. 323130

I miss you scaranonna

No. 324876

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I love him and his protectiveness, his suaveness and his implied terf/swerf mindset
He has my heart!

No. 326705

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Feels lucky that us tf2fags are able to use our husbandos as dress up dolls in loadout.tf

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No. 90960[Reply]

I can't be the only one who constantly has to deal with selfish and clueless guys who've obviously got their idea of sex from watching too much porn.

So let's share our worst and cringeworthies sexual experiences in this thread!
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No. 321661

>his voice was sore
was he yodeling into your clit? i love that mental image

No. 322904

Fucking a fat moid is a form of self harm. It’s gross and not hot at all, never give fat moids the time of day, their bellies are unsexy and the double chins looking down at you and them getting out of breath from just 3 pumps is awful I wanna die thinking about how I wasted a year on him and his ugly body and square ass frog build man tits disgusting shower sex didn’t work at all UGH he cheated on me too

No. 322905

And he cheated on you?? Ew fuck him! It's always the ugly fat dudes that think they can get better just cause a cute girl felt bad and dated them, hate them sm.

No. 322920

I've only had penetrative sex twice (with the same guy few months apart) and it's not how I imagined it at all, both times hurt even though we used lots of lube and he made me cum first so I think my vagina was as prepared as it could have been.
The first time I literally felt nothing except something punching me in the stomach from the inside (and I got a UTI), at least the second time it eventually started to feel okay after a few pumps but he finished quickly after that.
Is this just what penetrative sex is like? Does it get better if you do it frequently and your vagina is used to it? Am I just broken? Pls help

No. 322926

I have endometriosis and PIV can be painful for me. You have to find a man who's going to be patient and willing to go slow and try different positions until you find one that feels good. Some positions are very painful for me, and some feel good, so there's hope for you.

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