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No. 271193[Reply]

I find it really confusing when nonnas post in the relationship advice thread as if they were having real relationship and then it turns out it's just some dude on discord they are talking to. Usually this information is not divulged until much later.

I propose we have two threads, one for real relationships and one for online relationships. Talk about your discord-kitten problems in this thread and get help from other discord-kittens. Leave the relationship advice thread for people who actually have to deal with moids face to face.
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No. 349436

Don’t ever meet him in real life unless it’s to kick him in the nuts

No. 349440

I hang around soc and most guys with e-gfs add and sext with other girls. Stop online dating these men. One of them was even spreading his e-gf(?)'s nudes and disclosing medical information about her

No. 349461

Yeah. There's a reason these moids can't find anyone IRL, and it's more often a shady reason like that than a reasonable one such as their location or hobby.

No. 349681

Yep. Most of them are assholes/abusive/cheaters. There's a reason women see them as redflags irl

No. 350039

This and also it's impossible to talk to anyone on there. I tried adding people on there long ago and I noticed that I had to carry the conversation always. It was so annoying that I'd talk about my day and list my interests and yet I was still asking 100% of the questions or else the conversation would just die.

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No. 225178[Reply]

post conventionally attractive women you'd want to fuck and have no shame admitting

previous thread >>>/g/127692
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No. 349660

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No. 349772

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I want Shannon Thornton so bad. I think she's just so physically perfect.

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Basic, but I've watched some clips of Modern Family recently and uh, Sofia Vergara…

No. 350024

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She is a goddess, great taste nonna. Here’s my “petite famous lady who is older than me that I would worship” Marguerite Moreau. She’s always been cute and beautiful, the best part is I had a huge crush on her when I was a little kid bc she was in Mighty Ducks and then I grew up and saw her as an adult and still had a crush on her lmao

No. 350549

KEKKKK I wonder how many of us would fight Lily Rose for a piece of her

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No. 164082[Reply]

What's a weird thing about someone that turns you off.

Unusual and nit-picky things.
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No. 349812

yeah they do be like that.

No. 349826

Bad smells. I know this is twice as hard for moids but it happens in girls too. Some girls stink real bad, cause they use products that don’t cover shit. I love you, but if you know you have super nasty BO, please use the deodorant with chemicals, that lavender ain’t doing shit

No. 349970

>too preoccupied with his muhsculinity
>has a sex drive
>has any body hair and facial hair
>not underweight
>lana del rey fan
>hates reptiles and/or amphibians. we will NOT get along.
>describes their music taste as "i listen to everything" instead of naming certain artists/genres/song themes, at the very least. don't fucking complain after i turn on "unusual" music then.
>too many friends

No. 349979

>Below 5’7
>Says like in every sentence. I hate people who cannot form coherent sentences
>Pronounces ‘th’ as ‘f’
>Watches elitist films/anime/manga
>Obsessed with east Asia when they’re not East Asian
>Uses twitter
>Hasn’t read more than 20 books
>Has a feminine voice, too many guys these days have a whiny fagcent despite being straight
>Hairy or has rough skin
>Doesn’t work out or study
>Politically illiterate
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No. 349982

Then ur probably just not compatible and no amount of deo/perfume will make you like that person. The human body is great at weeding out bad matches.

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No. 112369[Reply]

Didn't see a thread specifically for this kind of stuff so use this for discussion about things relating to bathroom stuff, advice, how to better your gut, how you personally maintain a healthy gut, general frustrations if you have an unhealthy gut (IBS, Crohns, etc) and/or how you manage it, asshole insecurities, etc.
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No. 348887

Yes. That shit is amazing. I keep one in all my bathrooms and one in my purse/backpack. Just make sure you spray the toilet water BEFORE you shit, that way it works. Good luck nonna!!! Also sorry you have ibs, that really sucks.

No. 349014

Hello nonny I'm the hemorrhoid nonny, thank you for saving my ass, quite literally. Turns out my circulation is fucked but the moment I clench it kinda reset itself so after days of doing it, everything is almost gone, no doctor actually told me to clench. I'm aware it can come back but now I know what I have to do…doctors told me to rest for 2 weeks but now after 8 days I can say I'm healed and I only have to maintain the situation…ty, love you….

No. 349895

>be constipated for a few days
>have diarrhea
>body is cleansed, completely empty not a single poo left
>eat something small like a bagel
>immediately super constipated again
>now always feel bloated when i eat literally anything at all, including foods with fiber

No. 349952

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I am so severely constipated right now and it is pure hell I'm having bowel movements but the shit I need to push out of my asshole is so massive and rock-hard and I am terrified of hemorrhoids or my anus prolapsing or an anal fissure. Just a couple of days ago the same thing happened but I managed to get it out but my asshole has been itchy afterwards so I'm paranoid I may already have hemorrhoids, but this time it's even more excruciating and I have no idea what to do right now my stool softener doesn't work for shit and never has I've been chugging water and that triggers bowel movements but doesn't make the shit any less painful to try to get out of my ass. I'm kind f panicking right now idk if it's even a medical emergency or if I just need to get enema from a pharmacy or smth but it's late at night and nothing is open and I'm scared of leaving it in for longer. I've always had pretty bad constipation but it hasn't been this bad since I was a small child It's probably even worse right now I just don't know what to do

No. 349965

Go to a doctor

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No. 310088[Reply]

Discuss family planning, birth, pregnancy, conception, fertility, and any other baby-related topic in this thread.
Refrain from posting if you dislike children or are childfree.
Old threads
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No. 349500

can I vote this for the stupidest anon on the lolcow rewards?

No. 349752

If the risk is acceptable to you, you could acquire it from an online seller. The adult lactation fetish subreddit is sadly the most up to date place to find sellers.

No. 349760

It depends on ages, but lots of snacks, making sure everyone has a place on the shopping cart (or whatever) and packing a bag ahead of time helps.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with formula and you both shouldn't be killing yourself trying to lactate for the baby.
Your wife probably needs to eat better and sleep

No. 349761

Also try to give that baby a paci and your wife can unlatch the baby if she's not swallowing anymore.

No. 349954

Anon why would you even know or do that? Also there's Facebook groups called human milk for human babies, women give out milk to babies for free

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No. 348964[Reply]

What is a Seasonal Color Analysis?
>"Color analysis (American English; colour analysis in Commonwealth English), also known as personal color analysis (PCA), seasonal color analysis, or skin-tone matching, is a term often used within the cosmetics and fashion industry to describe a method of determining the colors of clothing, makeup, hair style that harmonizes with a person's skin complexion, eye color, and hair color for use in wardrobe planning and style consulting. It is generally agreed that the wrong colors will draw attention to such flaws as wrinkles or uneven skin tone while harmonious colors will enhance the natural beauty of the individual making them appear healthy, brighter, and possible more attractive or put-together."

Kinda similar to the Kibbe thread, this one is specifically dedicated to personal palettes and colors.

>Share good palettes

>Ask for advice on the best clothes or other products for your season
>Find out about your own season
>Vent about your color frustrations
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No. 349544

I think it's just that a lot of women pick the wrong shade of blonde

No. 349548

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I agree w the other anon who says it’s about choosing the right color, but also there really are some people who look bad blonde kek. Christina Ricci in Sleepy Hollow looked gorgeous imo and I think the fact they bleached her brows really made the look.

No. 349940

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Honestly, Amon? I think you're right. I analysed the shirt that looks the best on me colorwise and it's a deep, slightly muted burgundy, and I think it's also somewhat warm. The best lipstick is a muted brickish color.
Damn, I think I'm going to a basic clothing store and pick a bunch of shirts that are deep winter/autumn colored and settle it once and for all.

No. 349945

Who's the woman on the right?

No. 350003

I think it's an actress named Li Bingbing

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No. 141299[Reply]

previous thread: >>>/g/49363

Discuss your shitty brain here.
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No. 349560

I thought I was doing better mentally but I realized that just replaced constant sadness with aggression and irritability. I yelled at my dog and manhandled her. That’s a new low. It sucks because I can’t tell how much of it is just me trying to defend myself from my useless, selfish family and how much it’s just me being a fucked up person. I just want to find peace jfc how do I deal with this now

No. 349664

I also struggle with oversleeping, particularly if I am stressed out about something I need to do and don't have somewhere specific to be at a specific time. So much easier to just be unconscious sometimes, and it is really a physical issue too. Just very hard to get out of bed.

One thing that sometimes helps me is to release any expectation for the time immediately after waking up– if I feel like I should immediately jump in the shower and prep for the demands of the day, that feels pretty overwhelming and I will just go back to sleep.It helps me to instead "reclaim" my time after waking up as pure leisure time. If I can drag myself out of bed and into my reading chair, then I can read a book for little while, time I would otherwise have spent sleeping. If there is something you enjoy doing (books, video games, watching something, whatever) you could try doing that once you wake up. But for it to work you probably need to physically force yourself out of bed. I know this is way easier said than done.

Your problem might be of a different nature than mine however. I don't like going to sleep at night and avoid it by staying up late. My problem is purely in the morning, when waking up.

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So… something weird has been happening to me lately. I'll start by saying I'm facing a lot of work related stress (I think I'm close to burnout actually), been more irritable, feeling down, the works. But aside from that, I'm having this new thing and it's fucking with me.
Basically my brain has just decided to operate under the certainty (!!) that everyone out there is an NPC. Every person I see on the street, my coworkers, all fake. Only exception is my close friends and family. I see people taking the metro with me and I'm sure they don't exist. I'm writing here and I'm sure none of you are real. I'm questioning everything I see and the very place I live in. I've been like this for a week or a little more and it's been freaking me the fuck out. I don't have a history of mental illness aside from some depression bouts in the past and some anxiety episodes.
Does anyone have experience with this, will my brain go back to normal? It's pretty scary.

No. 349733

>I don't have a history of mental illness aside from some depression bouts in the past and some anxiety episodes
Sorry, to clarify, I know that it qualifies as mental illness, I just meant that I never faced anything on the likes of psychosis. As I said, my brain is pretty scrambled lately

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Anyone struggle with emptiness? It's like boredom I guess? I used have alot of bpd symptoms and was just crazy but I've been doing better lately, i got my adhd medicated over the summer, and started therapy. I'm finally functional but I get this crushing devastating loneliness alot of the time. I have friends but I either don't feel close to them or I feel like I can't really trust them. I've been making alot of progress on being less overbearing towards guys but I fantasize about someone really wanting to get to know me, and being the one to reach out to me because I feel like I still scare everyone away.

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No. 323080[Reply]

I see this come up as a topic in the relationship thread a lot and thought maybe it should be it's own thread.

So as a straight woman if you don't want to die alone you will eventually have to have to try to find a man who isn't totally disgusting, which is extremely hard. One of the most important qualities a man needs to have is not watching porn. So here are some questions to discuss:

How do you find a man who doesn't watch porn?
Is it possible or impossible?
Can you convince a man to give up porn for you?
Do you think a man can give up porn forever?
How do you trust a man not to watch porn?

Personally I think that a man will probably never quit using porn fully. I have had two relationships with men who told me they won't watch porn because it hurts me and I consider it cheating. The first one I straight up caught watching porn, the second one I found out was trying to skirt around the rule of "no porn" by not considering things like gifs of women doing a sexy dance or still images of naked women as porn. He'd also listen to women doing ASMR and I think he was also watching porn whenever we had a fight and he was angry at me. At this point I don't think it's possible anymore.
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No. 348600

>With the term 'pure' I am using the same standard as yourself, not dehumanising, harmful or exploitative
Porn is inherently dehumanising, there's no way you can't see that but read my previous arguments again if you're confused. Its addictive properties also means consumers will frequently be in need of more stimuli to get the same "fix", meaning porn by nature needs to get increasingly extreme.

>Let's discover what behavior or content we are okay with or what we would even deem a positive sexual model for men

There is no need for it. Moids did fine without porn for the vast majority of human existence. The negative consequences on the other hand are too many.

>The demand for sexually stimulating content isn't going away

You might as well have said the demand for slave labor or child porn isn't going away. There is thankfully an increasing amount of people from both genders realizing porn is harmful and also fries your brain kek.

No. 348605

My "unicorn nigel" of ten years doesn't use porn, I thought there must be some moral reason and asked about it before - its because it has no smell. Even the best male available in your area will be a monkeybrain and never forget it younganons, but I love him for it because I'm very heterosexual, sorry oldanons

No. 348617

So I’m guessing he would just get off to stolen underwear he sniffed?

No. 349921

Check out Erika Lust's movies, what's good about them?

No. 349922


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No. 264337[Reply]

Continuation of old previousthread regarding nonna's progress and discussions of glowing up, makeovers and general beauty while looking after selves, goals and other discussions.

Last thread died but was really good for nonnies to discuss tips and progress with general improvements and glowing up, wanted to revive it for anyone interested!

What are your current goals? Are you working on glowing up in any way, mentally or physically?

Previous thread: >>57461
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No. 333736

Don't let the jealous haters get to you. They're perfect

No. 342656

> I’m afraid that if I mess up they will never grow back, but that’s a myth, right?
I know this post is a month old but just in case anyone is reading this thinking the same thing, I just want put a little PSA here: that is not a myth. Overplucking and permanent eyebrow hair loss is a real and common phenomenon. Sometimes you never get the hair back. The more you do it the more likely it is to not grow back the same.

No. 349894

I wonder if anyone found an easy and budget way to glow up, that worked for them. I kind of want to do the bare minimum makeup-wise, but clear my skin and straighten my teeth (Invisalign or other clear methods, or even braces but I don't prefer that), and I already have gotten laser eye surgery so going glasses-less has been nice as well as convenient, I don't mind the latter two things being pricey because they seem worth it.

Clearing skin will be such a subjective thing so I don't want to approach the topic, but what do you nonnas think is bare minimum makeup? With Sephora birthday gifts this year I can easily get a mascara and lipstick for free and I saw a blush and brush set for a good deal there so it's been on my to-buy-next list. I have a couple translucent setting powder mini sizes given for free in previous months, and so in my mind (as a not makeup-experience person) I'm just thinking I'll shell the cash out for a nice medium coverage/buildable coverage foundation in my shade and just be done with all that. Repurchase as necessary when the time comes (if I like all this). And use the same blush brush for foundation and setting powder too (cleaning it with a cleaning spray regularly of course).
Is this what most women wear to look put-together and conventionally attractive or are there more steps that I should reconsider going without? (for example idk what BB and CC creams are for and that along with highlighter, bronzer etc seems superfluous to me, and eyeshadow kind of…bold?… but what do I know)

No. 349896

What "minimal makeup" means for you depends on a lot of things, like your personal style, your skin type and concerns (oily, dry, acne, wrinkles, etc), your daily life (school/work), and how much time you have to get ready in the morning. Something like vidrel would be appropriate for classes, running errands, and most offices IMHO.

The absolute minimum starter kit for simple, "my face but better" makeup for most women is like
>brown, non-volumizing mascara if your hair colour is not black (I like Glossier's, but you'll need a good makeup remover as it is waterproof)
>Tinted moisturizer or liquid foundation in a shade that works for you. OK if this is pricey bc you never use a lot at once
>Concealer, for under-eye circles or blemishes if you have them
>Blush colour that's as close to your natural "flushed" shade as possible
>Lip balm, tinted or not
>Lip crayon/liner in your natural shade, cream or pencil formula. Revlon sells a good double-duty product
>Nude eyeshadow palette that works with your skin undertone
>Eyebrow spoolie
>Eyebrow pencil/crayon that matches your brows
>Makeup remover. Cleansing balm, micellar water, cleansing oil, whatever

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No. 349915

AYRT, thank you for this it's really informative and a good place for me to start. I have some things you listed for the minimum starter kit, like an eyebrow spoolie/brush since I do fill in my eyebrows, BUT THAT VIDEO is so helpful, since I went to watch another few of that girl's videos and in one she says mixing silicone and water when it comes to primers and foundation/concealer = product separation and pilling on your face?! Which is exactly what happens to me in the past because my POS concealer is apparently silicone-based and my primer has all-along been a water-based one augh god fuck
I've used this concealer all over the face before (on many horrible occasions) if any nona has done the same the video is titled "MAKEUP MAKES ME LOOK WORSE?" Everyday Makeup for Beginners (step by step, mistakes to avoid)

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No. 306574[Reply]

I keep encountering this problem in my dating life, Im becoming hopeless.
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No. 349840

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gay men can easily have sex with women as a "chore" and can get off the same as they get off into a fleshlight. You'll know if hes truly straight if he has a need to lick your pussy/armpits/doing anything resembling a man in heat as that stuff gay males reserve for their respective future grooming targets on grindr.

No. 349854

Nonna, where is this gif from? Asking for a friend of a friend of course.

No. 349870

>You'll know if hes truly straight if he has a need to lick your pussy
Lmao. But honestly I agree with you, it makes sense.

No. 349875

So a fag can fuck and impregnate as many women as he wants and he will still be consider gay. But if a woman kissed a male once as a teen because of peer pressure then that means she is cock loving slut who will never be a true lesbian. Interesting difference.

No. 349887

Op didn't say anything about lesbians? although there are many people irl who unfortunately believe that

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