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No. 212315[Reply]

Discuss family planning, birth, pregnancy, conception, fertility, and any other baby-related topic in this thread. Old thread >>49996 hit bump limit.
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No. 215734

Oh there's a local service that washes your stash weekly or bi-weekly. We would use that.

No. 215740

Nta, but this sounds like a horrible idea for diapers.

No. 215749

>I wanted to adopt children with or without a biological child in the mix.
It's not like the children you adopt are all 100% A+ genetically. My boss adopted a child and the kid tested 60 on an IQ test and seems to have ADHD so severely he always needs an extra teacher by his side to keep him in check.

No. 215768

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Despite my kneejerk “but bringing them into this world damaged would be wrong “ logic kicking in, I think that simple anecdote has gotten me over my tard-child phobia. I’ve actually looked after a number of special needs children in the system and I did love them, too, and felt they were precious and deserving of life regardless of their setbacks. I think I could make a semi-disabled biological child’s life worth living as well.
I think I needed to hear that from a stranger. Thank you for the common sense!

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is anyone else Rh+ and really scared of having miscarriages?

my mom is Rh+, dad Rh-, and she had 3 miscarriages in between me and my brother
I know some women who are Rh+ with a Rh- man and just have one child because of this
but I've already been pregnant before I was raped as a teenager and miscarried from stress, and I don't know what the blood type was
regardless I want a lot of kids. I know that there's more medical care for pregnant women who are Rh+ with a Rh- father, but miscarrying was so traumatizing I've considered "vetting" men before I date them to make sure they're Rh+

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No. 82463[Reply]

Share your experiences, advice, tips.
What was your cringiest story? Have you had a successful interaction? Do you think dating apps are worth the effort?
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No. 215490

can someone give me tips on how to have a good profile on these apps? i have no idea what to say in my bio without oversharing.
i want a hot smart guy in grad school who doesn't watch anime (literal brainrot) or play video games all the time. i was on bumble and it's depressing how many of the guys with my age range, in grad school, and work out have 'something casual' on their profile. manwhores can't make it anymore obvious that they want to put in the LEAST amount of effort possible to get laid.

is okcupid good? i'm wary about creating a profile where i give a TON of information about myself along with a picture. i've had guys lie about having similar interests and beliefs as me in the past irl and i'm kinda scared that putting myself authentically out there like that might help some moid.

No. 215745

The best dates I have been on so far were from okc. I shell out for the premium plan so I can choose who likes me based on what I see on their profile, plus it shows you their answers to the questions which is a good perk. Another plus is that you can tell who is putting in the effort based on how much they wrote in their profile, but still be aware because they are still men… Although you will have to filter through the many profiles of subpar men who will say the same thing to try to get your attention.

No matter what, you will get guys who are into video games and anime liking your profile. I used to never state any mention of vidya in my profile, and I would still get guys who are into anime and games liking me. So be prepared for that.

No. 215798

Some tard tried to neg me on Hinge saying “why don’t you have any hiking photos?” I have 3 pics of me on hikes, I just didn’t take pics like him where there’s a mountain in the back. I guess he doesn’t consider that true hiking. Either way I just unmatched with no response.

Do not respond to negs. Even negative attention is good to these low value moids. Ignoring them hurts them more than a witty or angry response.

No. 215803

The first time I ever used a dating app + the first guy I met on there is my current bf… it was a wild ride but ended up positive. so weird to think about though. If I had never downloaded the app out of boredom nor went out with him just to see, none of what I experienced would have transpired.

No. 215814

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Absolutely based. I once got an ugly mf who insisted I "used a green screen and Photoshop" of a really nice selfie near the Pyramids, amongst other negs. He was determined to talk shit. Instant X on that, fuck it.

That's how these guys try to get in with you, they want to pull you into an argument and test the waters to see if you will take their shit and be nice about it. Aka desperate. Acting like they're not the ones who are attracted to YOU, kek.

Manosphere scroties talk about shit testing, when what men do is literally shit dumping. From the insults to the instant expectation of both emotional and sexual labor with no romantic escalation or real reciprocation. It is raining shit out there and I've got my block umbrella out. Lord help any young ladies who are inexperienced and earnestly looking for love.

I got to the point where I only really attempted a first date if they were able to give proper courteous introductions, admitting they find me attractive and would love to talk more about my interests and take me on a date (NOT "hanging out"… especially at his place). He should be orienting towards YOU. Yes, it may be just flattery to some, however, with the "simp" hysteria and manosphere PUA influence everywhere, it is now very painful for a man's ego to admit they're pursuing YOU. It literally hurts them to say you're hot and they wanna do their best. They want to be the prize, that's actually the tagline of the most popular TikTok PUA. Filter out the guys who personally refuse to give you compliments or boost you up whatsoever. The signs are not only in red flags, but the green flags they refuse to tow.

I've followed these guidelines and although I now I very rarely meet guys, the one that passed my scrutiny recently is very much a gentleman and good to me.

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No. 180161[Reply]

Post conventionally attractive males you want to have sex with and have no shame admitting.

Previous thread: >>137333
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No. 215812

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Samefag. Look at that impeccable posture and his perfectly tailored shirt. I want him inside me ASAP.

No. 215828

Understandable. Have a nice day

No. 215832

sorry madame hes gay

No. 215837

I just saw this and can confirm. you just know he can make you come at the same time the first time you fuck. hes a natural.

No. 215842

100%. He knows he's good at it but he'll never gloat or brag. If you compliment him he'll say "I know" or he'll make a cute smile and look away.
You also know he'll have a kick ass post-fucking snack ready for you to enjoy.

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No. 211074[Reply]

Previous thread: >>153564

This is for diet and fitness related things only.

-Post your goals, your current state, like your weight or measurements;
-What you're going to do to change it and your methods (Weight training? Intermittent Fasting? Running? Raw eating? MyFitnessPal logs?);
-And how to be held accountable for it, like biweekly weigh-ins or measurings.

Feel free to post charts of your progress! If you're doing daily reports, remember to sage.

Reminder that we're all human and we all have our ups and downs. Don't blame yourself for failing and don't get fixated on small missteps. This is a marathon, not a race. Self-sabotage will only make things worse. Try to stay positive and think of the positive steps you've made to get here and keep moving forward!

Don't get fixated on numbers and give yourself adequate rest days and rewards to keep yourself motivated.

No ana, please.
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No. 215756

If possible, I'm a big advocate for setting up a home gym. Even when I don't get self conscious, which took about a month of 3-4x/wk for me, I still had to deal with moids who couldn't mind their fucking business. I literally stopped going after one kept coming over to my space uninvited to "correct" my form and got offended when I told him to go away. Anyway, try the gym. But know you can always quit it if it isn't for you.

No. 215757

Admittedly, I haven’t gone to the gym in a while, but it’s so annoying when I’m doing a machine or squats or something and then someone comes over and “corrects” my form or tells me I’m doing it wrong. I tried lifting weights once a while ago and of course some guy comes over and is like “haha you seem pretty new, that’s not the right way to do it!” They’re usually pretty nice about it, but goddamn I just want to work out and learn at my own slow autistic pace. It’s so frustrating when you’re a newbie to have people watching you and recognizing that you’re new, offering unsolicited advice. I feel like a jerk if I say no thank you (because I really do have shitty form I’m sure) but also feel awkward to know I’m being watched so closely, it makes me even more awkward and stupid and not want to work out to avoid the interaction.

My advice is just to do easy shit at first, like the treadmill or bicycle. Having people run over to me like “no no no, not like that!” is so anxiety inducing to me. And yes, I know I’m a dumbass, I just hate it because I feel judged and laughed at.

No. 215776

have any of you nonnas tried the stronglift 5x5? i enrolled in a gym again after so long and I got tired of my dumbbells. itching to follow this instead of randomly guessing whatever the fuck im doing

i fucking feel this so much but anon just do it. start with light weight warm ups and stretch and go use the free weights right after. if someone goes out and corrects you, don't feel embarrassed. they're doing it to help you and it will improve your form.

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anon who’s scared of the gym reporting back in

first off, it’s nice to hear from so many other anons who lift weights and feel the same awkwardness/intimidation. i feel less silly and alone. today i went into the gym, grabbed a secluded corner and banged out some back squats, hip thrusts, & weighted lunges. then went to the machines and did some stuff there.

i think i’m gonna email the gym and ask if they have a trainer who can demonstrate how to use the squat rack machines etc just so i don’t feel so clueless.

>I feel like a jerk if I say no thank you (because I really do have shitty form I’m sure) but also feel awkward to know I’m being watched so closely, it makes me even more awkward and stupid and not want to work out to avoid the interaction.

relatable, i hate the feeling of being “perceived” in the gym. it makes me panic. if only there were a women-only gym near me. at least with other women in the gym i don’t worry that they’re looking down on me or ogling my ass or whatever

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meant to reply to >>215757

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No. 112369[Reply]

Didn't see a thread specifically for this kind of stuff so use this for discussion about things relating to bathroom stuff, advice, how to better your gut, how you personally maintain a healthy gut, general frustrations if you have an unhealthy gut (IBS, Crohns, etc) and/or how you manage it, asshole insecurities, etc.
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No. 214322

I took the quickest dump ever today, it was so quick that I can’t believe I did it so quickly. Maybe I’ve unlocked an amazing power I didn’t know I have because now this dump I’m taking has been quick as well. I hope I can continue on shutting quickly.

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No. 215787

I have an event today and it's been a few days since I shaved my legs so the hairs are prickly. How do I shave when the hairs are too short but too long? I feel like I'll get razor bumps for sure.

No. 215788

Shave in the same direction as hair growth before shaving against the grain, and rinse your razor frequently.

No. 215793

Thanks anon, I'll try that

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No. 191915[Reply]

Last thread: >>>/g/161431

Thread for:
>femdom images and media
>femdom fantasies
>female subs interested in women
>advice and stories

Some things to get us started:
>What are your main kinks?
>What is your ideal sub like?
>What experiences have you had?
>What advice do you have for new dommes?
>Where to find subs? How to avoid unhealthy ones?
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No. 215770

honestly as someone who has hung out in ideological spaces like that, a lot of anti-kink/kink-critical types tend to have a "hierarchy" of priorities (ex: would condemn someone who does hard bdsm or ddlg, but if a close friend had a foot fetish they'd laugh and move on), i know some are ok with mild alternative sex practices that aren't violent, if your idea of femdom is just being a woman who tops then some guys might be ok with it

No. 215775

I'm in that boat nona being a dominant woman who doesn't really enjoy dominating other women, and while I could boil it down to "it's much more fun to flip societal expected dynamics on it's head" I don't really find the thought of torturing and abusing a woman all that arousing, I'd much rather rest my head on her thighs while she plays with my hair.

No. 215780

It's the cutest thing when a guy melts and falls right into your hands just by calling him a good boy.

No. 215782

NTAYRT but I read the thread and he keeps insisting he doesn't like pain during sex then clarifies that he only doesn't like it when he's the recipient. Men choke and slap women without asking first all the time and it's considered normal, I'm not exactly going to shed any tears if some wannabe dom gets a taste of his own medicine

No. 215783

>it's considered normal
I hope the average person doesn't think that, it's assault and men can do some real damage.

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No. 215102[Reply]

Admin gave permission to re-create this thread. Enjoy!
>Don't forget to stay anonymous. Don't give key details about you like your real name or address. Have basic cyber security common sense.
>Don't organize any type of discord/telegram/etc group in this thread or anywhere else on lolcow. Organize it elsewhere.
>Don't get discouraged if you get ghosted or don't immediately click with someone, shit happens. Keep trying.
>This website is 18+ only, don't post here if you are a minor.

Guidelines to consider:
>How long this contact will remain active?
>What age range are you most comfortable with for new potential friendships?
>How would you describe yourself?
>Hobbies and pastimes
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No. 215764

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Pizza #7799

>How long this contact will remain active?



East coast



>What age range are you most comfortable with for new potential friendships?


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No. 215769

>How long this contact will remain active?
For as long as I can bother to use Discord
Early 30s, I'm an old hag
>What age range are you most comfortable with for new potential friendships?
>How would you describe yourself?
I'm possibly as normie as you can be while still being on lc
>Hobbies and pastimes
I read a shit ton of BL and take photos. I also have two cats.
>Favorite movies/shows/music/books/etc
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No. 215771

>columbofangirl #9674
Hold up, are you an actual fan of Columbo? God I thought I was the only one

No. 215772

Also samefag as >>215771 but I used to be a Sniper main back in the day

No. 215777

>How long this contact will remain active?
It's not my main account, so it will always be active, but I only check it once a day!
>What age range are you most comfortable with for new potential friendships?
18+, I don't mind people's age as long as they are not minors
>How would you describe yourself?
I'm not very good at showing how excited I am to make new friends, but I am eager to try since I don't have plenty of friends in general. I try to be nice and I'm very open, sometimes too much, which might annoy people, so I will try to not do that too much. I'm also a bit religious, but I don't discriminate other people for their beliefs or judge them, since I try to be as accepting as I can of other people's qualities. I have a generally positive attitude towards the world despite most of the ugly things in it.
I'm also on the spectrum (diagnosed), so please be patient.
>Hobbies and pastimes
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No. 215651[Reply]

This thread is to discuss anything and everything to do with divorce.
Experiencing divorce is difficult, and whether you went through this with your family or are going through it in your relationship, feel free to share stories, feelings, opinions, trauma and recovery.
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No. 215695

I wish you luck, nonna!!! You deserve a new beginning and a partner who loves and respects you!! GIVE EM HELL!!

No. 215708

I know you’re suggesting that it’s amicable, but your post made me kind of sad for you anyways. I’m sorry, but also I’m happy for you! Sounds like you’ve done a lot of maturing from the time you got married to now. I wish you all the best, anon.

No. 215730

Thank you very much nona.
I'm not really sure how amicable it can be, my spouse is going to feel betrayed and will be completely heartbroken but I think deep down they knew this was coming. I know we will both be happier in the end if we just let go of each other. I want that for us.

No. 215773

What made you realize it was time?

No. 215779

I realized I'm not asexual but lesbian, by falling for someone I met. That didn't work out mostly because I won't cheat, but the knowledge stayed and I've been getting more immersed in the community since then. Mostly it's been me trying to get on my feet and work up the courage to speak up. My goal is to start the divorce process by the end of next month.

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No. 127692[Reply]

post conventionally attractive women you'd want to fuck and have no shame admitting
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Winona and Angelina

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sigh yes and all her outfits in bly manor were so cute

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but also i wanted to fuck the gardener in her cute lil cottage

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No. 183298[Reply]

A thread regarding baking and cooking.

Feel free to:
>share recipes
>post what you've made
>show what you want to make in the future
>ask questions about what you're struggling with
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No. 214864

A little brown sugar (if not already included in recipe)

No. 215628

Nonnies, how the hell do I clean my pot after boiling potatoes? It seems like there’s always a lot of stubborn starch left on the pot that doesn’t want to come off, even with scrubbing I always miss a few spots. Am I just a moron? Is there a trick to getting it completely clean?

No. 215678

Hmm maybe try laying down the surface with a thick water + baking soda paste? Then wait a bit, get a rough sponge to rub, then use vinegar to spray down any remaining traces of potato.

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I decided this year my birthday cake is going to be this chocolate coffee mascarpone tart. I love yellow cake with chocolate frosting, but I want to change it up this year. I love the flavors of tiramisu, and this tart looks like it has that but unlike tiramisu it has a nice shortbread crust for texture. I'm really excited to make it!


No. 215758

oh anon that sounds so good! Happy early birthday! I love mascarpone, I used to just grab a tub of it, mix in confectioners sugar, vanilla, and chocolate chips, and just eat it with a spoon

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