/g/ - girl talk

>>152641
hi, fellow polanon

>>152641
Damn, who dis?

Anytime something runs down my lower back/sides I get shivers (in a good way)
Clothes halfway on or in a disheveled state, like trying to get them off before like you just can't wait, or putting them back on after. And teased hair
Cute hands

>>152938
NTA but it's a singer Dawid Podsiadło

when he wants to let me know he's hard and he big spoons me tight, with all his body, so I can feel his boner. Same goes for any tight hug where I can feel he's hard for me. Bonus point if I can feel the penis move, not like full grinding, more subtle

>>152825
I don’t understand the appeal of strap-ons at all, period. Nothing turns me off more and I’m not even fully gay.

>>152825

alienated from what? Do you live in a pervert village and got ostracized by the orthodoxy?

>>152840
fucking kek anon

>>152835
I remember a porn vid someone posted on LC, it was a man calling a woman "daddy"(vomit) and she had a strap-on. Do male doms get called mommy? No. Like you say it's obviously sexist when you think about it. Like the female body and female titles aren't good enough.
I don't mind using a dildo on a partner but don't want to pretend it's my dick.

Your post also made me think of sissyfication where the whole fetish is the idea that being female and feminine is bad. I can't see why it's categorized as femdom.

>>152828
Unhealthy as fuck.

Shouldn't this go in /m/?

I’m 10/10 that you’re a scrote

Why be so obsessed with how other people look? Just close your eyes

>>152834
Incel scrote for sure

If you really want to do it, it is easy. Literally just start talking to a man and then lead him into the rest of it.
It's probably not going to be good though. The few times where I've thought to myself 'huh, really want to get laid today' and then have, it's been depressingly bad. I don't think choosing someone from a crowd and going 'you'll do' is the sort of mental set up for good or even average sex unfortunately.
Tinder is free though.

If it's just about being horny/getting laid… I have a dildo. It's the perfect size and shape, it doesn't sweat, I know exactly what I'm getting. I'm not going to unzip some pants and find an unwashed 4 incher.

No pregnancy, no stds. An overall better lay.

If you think it's worth it to sleep with random guys you're a dumbass. Get a dildo and weighted blanket.

>>152514
I cannot even understand Tinder anon

>>152766
Based

>>152621
whatever, square

>>152617
that’s a fat room though it must be like 7x8 metres good luck finding a house with dimensions like that

>>152654
/g/ rules
> Don’t make duplicate threads unless the most recent thread has been dead for more than 6 months. Always search the catalog.

Check the catalog next time dumbass

>>152675
Nta

Don't get your panties in a bunch anon, just report her post and move on. You got owned by being called a square and are visibly triggered by that

>>152722
Not really because I'm esl and thought it was a bad rhyme or something. I have no idea what square's supposed to mean. Anyway I already reported it before so

Does anyone else hate cardio because it feels like having a panic attack? Like once I get to an intense level I feel like I'm not in control of my body at all and I hate it. Especially running my brain goes "oh we're being chased yes?" and I get overwhelmed with fear.

My goal for the rest of the year is to build up my cardio fitness slowly. It's the best exercise for my mental health so it's ironic I'm too damaged to enjoy doing it.

This morning I did a short cardio kickboxing class, low intensity but still broke a sweat. It's not much but it's a start.

>>152584
Maybe you can try dancing? I'm sure there are dance routines to music that you enjoy and tons of styles to try! I'm also building up my cardio resistance and aside from walking and running, I love to dance to Just Dance lol

>>152584
I absolutely felt like this and yes you do just have to retrain your body's associations.
I got into running on a treadmill because I made a really good playlist and concentrated on 'dancing in a straight line', because I love dancing. I made the playlist around the same bpm which helped with that.
I also got into interval training using a skipping rope because the sprinting makes me anxious but you only do it for a minute.

I have a super flabby stomach and lots of back fat but I'm fairly low in weight on the scale (130 lbs at 5'10). I'm limited on what exercise I could do (due to a bad back) so I'm curious if you guys have any suggestions on what exercise I could do? Or diet?

>>152612
I definitely don't think you should focus on losing weight anon, it sounds like you're already on the lower end of where you should be. Likely just a matter of needing to recomp. I'd follow a basic "clean" diet i.e. not a lot of trans fats or carbs but make sure you're getting enough protein so your body can build more muscle. If there's a place you can swim, that's good for reducing impact. You can also adapt a lot of typical exercises to be more back-friendly, like doing planks instead of crunches or wall sits instead of squats. Incorporating weights into a basic routine will be useful for toning, and you can get some pretty cheap dumbbells.

>>152217
Wish people would stop using the phrase 'you are literally insane if you think this thing'

More than 6 inches is a bonus

>>152246
Not necessarily. Over 16 or 17 cm equals pain

>>152217
Guys lie about their size all the time and I doubt most guys are letting people fucking them take out a tape measure to get the exact figure. Half the time a 6inch cock and really a 4inch one blah blah blah. So for some girls "6 inches" will feel unfulfilling whereas "4 inches" for some will be snug.

>>152257
I meant personally.., I'm not saying what other women like. That's my own preference

>>151991
>Pornsick scrote
>only got off with hours of masochism
>Extremely downward curved dick

Even his dick was disappointed in him, glad you're free anon

>>152509
I would love to have children, but I'm in my late 20s and I don't see how I could get my life together within the next 5 years so that I might be able to support a family


>>152541
This is one my major concerns as well. The mere thought of my mom and dad dying instantly brings tears to my eyes and a crushing feeling in my chest. Very few people around me seem to be able to relate to this sentiment

>>152541
i'm having similar fears about my grandparents who pretty much raised me. they're both 87 and in great health, but i'm 27 and they aren't gonna live forever and it scares the shit out of me. that's the part i hate about aging, i don't care about how i'll too much, i'm just terrified of my family dying all around me and having no control over it.

>>152559
All my grandparents died very recently in short succession and it's such a bizarre, melancholy feeling.
I loved my paternal grandparents and I loved visiting them/staying at their family house as a child, now the house has been sold and walking past it whenever I visit my hometown makes me feel so weird. I have this urge to walk into the yard and say hello but then I remember nobody I know lives there anymore. My father and my aunt haven't been on speaking terms since they died and nobody wants to tell me why.

My mom's eyes well up every time I mention my maternal grandma, the two of them were really close since my grandpa died when mom was 7 and was very physically abusive.
Now my mom is all alone and I can see she's taking it very hard, and I live abroad so both my parents are alone with nobody else to talk to except some friends here and there, plus the corona situation is really bad where they live and they're in their 60s so I'm scared for them a lot but can't visit until the epidemic is over.

I don't care much about getting older, even my parents never mention missing their youth much, my dad always says "I wish I were 35 again, back then I still had prospects to do new things and now I'm a tired pensioner and there's nothing for me to do", neither of them miss their 20s but their 30s. I just want them to live long and be healthy for as long as possible, I can't stand the thought of them getting sick and slowly wasting away far away from me, or dying suddenly and leaving me all alone. They're huge tinfoil retards who don't know how to take care of themselves but I love them and I'm so scared of them dying.

They're all I have in life, I come from a third world shithole, was born into a poor family with no political connections and had to move abroad to find work so I could have some savings to take care of them when they're older and so my mom can renovate her bathroom like she's been wanting to for 10 years. Just thinking about losing my parents makes me have a panic attack, I'd miss them so much I don't know what I would do. They've given me everything.

Sorry for the massive post, I just had to get this out of my system.

>>152541
My mom died when I was 20, all my grandparents were dead before then. I'm not even close to my dad but I dread that day because I'll truly have no family after that.

Never lost a nights sleep to worries about getting my own wrinkles or anything like that, that barely gets a moments thought from me. It's losing people that keeps me awake at night

>>152541
This is the only thing that I'm looking forward to as I age. They were terrible parents and I hope to live long enough to dance on their graves.

>>152323
good call anon, you're totally right. didn't think of this beforehand as I didn't buy the Dr. B's soap because it was cruelty free (that was just kind of an added bonus) but now that you've brought it to my attention I think I might switch out from the garnier conditioner once I've used up my current supply.

will report back when/if I find a good substitute at the drugstore – in the meantime, I might give a castor oil/coconut oil combo a try.

also gonna drop this here for any anons looking to get rid of silicones in their haircare! https://www.thehairfuel.com/silicones-in-hair-care-all-you-need-to-know/

>>152323
oh woops, I thought I was replying in the hair thread, my bad.

>>152323
OK quick question from someone who knows 0 about cruelty-free make-up, so don't kill me please. Garnier and L'oreal sell in the EU but you can't sell any cosmetics/beauty products here with ingredients that have been tested on animals, so in what way exactly are they not crueltly-free then? Or is this about selling in China?

>>152503
It's because they sell in china, but apparently don't actually test on animals in certain products. This blog goes into more detail:

https://www.crueltyfreekitty.com/brands/garnier/

“L’Oréal has been committed to working alongside the Chinese authorities and scientists to have alternative testing methods recognized, and enable the cosmetics regulation to evolve towards a total and definite elimination of animal testing. Thus, today the product manufactured and sold in China called “non-functional” such as shampoo, body wash or make-up are already no longer tested on animals. We have opened an Episkin Center in Shanghai is 2014 enabling us to produce reconstructed skins. These skins are used to safety tests in vitro that do not involve animals and are made available for the Chinese authorities. In regard to animal testing, L’Oréal does not test any of its products or any of its ingredients on animals and has been at the forefront of alternative methods for over 30 years.”

>>152515
Super confusing tbh but I've bookmarker the website for future referencing, thanks!

>>151932

I'm waiting for bella hadid and all those kpop v-line surgery idols to hit their late 20s. I think it's gonna be crazy, so many of them are gonna look like old women before their time. The buccal fat removal trend is the craziest of all to me, I'm not crazy about my chubby lower face either but I would never in a million years remove a fat pad from anywhere in my face. That shit is going to backfire so badly.

Right now is a good time for hiding your face when you go out since wearing a mask is normalised.

>>152008
I’m more excited to see the results of everyone’s “fox eye” surgery. gonna be a shit show with everyone looking like melania trump.

>>152428
Semi recovered agoraphobic, cut my hair super short and now I feel self conscious. Having hair to frame my face really helps my look but I always seem to forget that when I'm impulsively going short for the hundredth time!

Face masks will help get me through this awkward regrowing.

I hate leaving the house, I've always been shy but it's gotten worst, I don't even want to be looked at. I also think all the shit talking I do online will come back to me in real life.
I can give but not take. I want to be a better person inside and out. The longest I've went without leaving the house was a year, I'm a NEET who lived at home, so for me corona is everyday life.
especially with shitty breakups with friends and Bf's, I'm fine with being inside, but I know i need to be my own woman and live life.