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No. 73959[Reply]

As the board software is being upgraded, it is likely that bugs may crop up from time to time. Please use this thread to report any bugs.

Do not respond to other users in this thread. To discuss bugs, please use the General Meta Discussion thread.
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No. 89098

I keep getting ‘unexpected error’ message when trying to report posts.

No. 89106

links to post reveals are broken

No. 89252

>>89084
Apologies if I'm posting this in wrong thread. I haven't been to lolcow in a while and can't find how or where to search. I'm looking for the latest thread on Venus Angelic. If I do an online search it just takes me to old ones. I just want to check the latest one's which had been locked last time I looked. I saw something worrying online just now and wanted to look at the thread to see if anything new has been posted.

No. 89254

>>89252
>>>/pt/939201
It's been locked for a month because Venus disappeared.

No. 89255

>>89254
Thank you. I just saw some comments posted a few hours ago on her year old last YouTube video and comments on a new video someone has posted about her, saying she's died and it really upset me. I'm praying it isn't true. I don't know why people would want to post something like that if not true. It's horrible. Even worse if it was true. I just hope we hear some good news about her soon.



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No. 89037[Reply]

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No. 89249

>>89248
If you can post your opinions without being retarded it's fine. Anons were literally posting about deportations just fine with little to no bans but I guess you can't read things you don't disagree with?

No. 89250

>>89249
>Deportations = bad
You're not an American, are you?

No. 89251

See? she can't even read she's just obsessed with being the most right wing bitch in the room.

No. 89253


No. 89256

Why is the cat so cute



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No. 54709[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Thread Pic: >>>/meta/27528

Previous Thread:
>>>/meta/962
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No. 87707

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>>86626
i meant the resolution itself is half of a 3ds screen which is 320x240 whilst the banner itself is 300x100

>>86613
i think if its in the style of ds animations it's ok, otherwise it's too niche (?) maybe that could be a theme on the doodle board, I do think the limation of 300 x 240 helps with being more creative

>>86628
that was actually exactly what I was going for, like a seismic laugh

No. 88388

>>87707
this is PERFECT thank you!!

No. 89175

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sorry but this is my new favorite pt quote and i think it fits the best out of all her insane banner-worthy posts

No. 89236

>>89175
finally the lolcow queen delivers

No. 89237

>>89175
kinda wish the lolcow text was different



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No. 65391[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here.

NEW /meta/ THREAD: Site Updates Thread
>>63266

Previous responses to anons:
>>62774, >>62928 regarding moovie thread
>>62963 accusing other users of being moids
>>63136 explaining infighting from a handful of users

Previous threads, newest to oldest:
>>62751
>>60569
>>56933
>>53472
>>51182
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No. 88981

>>88975
>five years
god it's always the pandemic era anons…

No. 88982

The site is so much faster now, thank you thank you

No. 88983

>>88975
5 years is nothing, the site is like 11 years old and most anons migrated from other imageboards

No. 89020

>>88968
Kill yourself(infighting)

No. 89225

I’m not banned anymore thanks to a friendly nonna on CC and her suggestion. I wanna thank the mods for not banning me after I deleted posts just to spellcorrect. Can that get you banned? However I got a screen saying I was banned forever. That sucked. I did give an argument as to why I shouldn’t have been banned, so thanks for taking that into consideration jannies.



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



Info

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  • Max file size is 20 MB.
  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

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***words*** => words
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[spoiler]spoilered text[/spoiler] => spoilered text
~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥
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No. 88706

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You haven't fixed this yet?

No. 89007

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Have been trying to create a new thread in ot, for a while now, keeps posting this error. Not sure what I am doing wrong, the threadpic I added only had numbers in the title. Tried posting .jpg instead of .png, same screen happened

No. 89012

>>88513
Flood detection time is too long now
I come here drunk/high/retarded I need the option to delete and repost casually
And let me know how long it will actually take

No. 89102

Fix flood detection
Let us pin threads

No. 89174

test



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No. 87485[Reply]

Voting is now closed! We will announce the winner in a new thread in the next few days.

2024 has been quite the year, let's celebrate it coming to an end with the Lolcow Awards! Nominate in the following categories:

Best Milk
Worst Milk
Favorite Cow
Worst Cow
Biggest Plot Twist
Horrorcow
Bleakest Cow
Best Comeback
Best Thread
Worst Thread
Best Comment
Most Cursed Comment
Most Retarded Infight
Best Shitpost
Best Cow Fanart
Best Drawing
Best Picmix

>greentext your category

And write your nominations below

Linking post numbers is appreciated but not required, and you can make multiple nominations within one post. Nominations will close on the 20th of December and voting will begin!
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No. 88594

So uhh when are the results coming

No. 88598

>>88594
Never. We're all losers this year.

No. 88639

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>>>/ot/2075026
>>>/ot/2075044
I need this one to win

No. 88682

>>88409
before luigi there were joostfags, lil peepfags, and brad douriffags (the latter which took over /m/'s catalog for a while kek)

No. 89044

When are these being posted?



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No. 86783[Reply]

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No. 89030

>>89029
One of those anons is probably carrey-chan yet again

No. 89033

>>89017
Yes, you should be banned for responding to obvious bait. It shits up the site just as much.

No. 89034

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This mod in particular and the stupid cunts who have been strangling /snow/ have been shitting up the site for far too long. Powertripping jannies are peak retardation. Kill Yourselves.

No. 89035

>>89034
Replying in the get it off your chest thread is against the rules

No. 89036

>>89035
The GIOYC thread is an amazing retard filter.



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No. 63266[Reply]

This thread will be used by staff to post general site updates and will remain locked to keep those updates easily visible. If you'd like to discuss any of these announcements, please use the General Meta Discussion and Complaints and Suggestions threads.
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No. 84860

Posting was down for around 3 hours due to an issue with the server which has now been resolved, we apologise for the unexpected outage.

No. 86838

The site was down for around 4 hours due to our host having technical issues. These are now resolved and they do not anticipate any further outages.

No. 86960

Falling snowflakes have returned for December! Clicking the silver snowflake below the post form will toggle the effect.

No. 88649

The site will be in read-only mode for approximately 12 hours between 8:00 and 20:00 GMT on the 14th of January. This is for necessary maintenance, as we are moving the site to a new server.

We have made the decision to transition from a virtual private server (VPS) to a dedicated server. There are several reasons for this, the main one being improved stability. In recent months there have been several extended periods of downtime and performance degradation caused by issues with the shared hosting our current VPS uses, and moving to a dedicated server will prevent this. It should also slightly improve the site's performance, and allow us to use a RAID configuration for the site’s drives which comes with its own benefits.

We have spent the last while working on this, which has delayed other updates to the site. Shortly after the site is back up, we will be moving forward with other necessary updates (e.g. the VPN ban and the Lolcow Awards). With regards to the VPN ban, we are implementing a way to host polls on-site to prevent anyone from being able to interfere with the results.

No. 88777

The site maintenance has been completed a little ahead of schedule, we have successfully moved to the new server! There may be some teething issues over the next few days, please report any bugs or other issues here:
>>>/meta/73959



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No. 87325[Reply]

A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned and moderation will be stricter. 

The only exception to the VPN posting ban is the gender critical hidden board as we want the women posting there to be able to encrypt their traffic if they are living in a location where it may not be safe to post their opinions otherwise. 

Please note that the VPN detection API we use is about 95-98% accurate. This means that a small percentage of IPs may be incorrectly blocked or allowed through. If you are not using a VPN and your IP address is blocked, please email us at admin@lolcow.farm and we will submit a correction for your IP to the API provider and add an exception for the time being.

Why are we doing this?
There has been an uptick in the amount of baitposting and infighting in the past few months, and it has gotten much worse in the last few weeks. The use of VPNs for ban evading has made it more difficult to stamp this out.

We would like to address one type of posting in particular: infight baiting. If you are making a post, whether it's your honestly held opinion or not, and any regular user of the site should be fully aware that it is going to cause an infight, you will be banned. Some examples of this:

• Anti-fujo/hime/yume posts outside of containment
• Anti-lesbian/bisexual/het posting
• /pol/sperging
• Extreme tradfaggotry

There are other sites where you can post these opinions freely, and we encourage you to use them instead of causing infights here.

Can’t people with dynamic IPs still ban evade?
Yes they can, but we can put range bans in place that will limit their ability to do so. 

Will this change become permanent?
That is not our intention at this time, but if the userbase is strongly in favour of it, we may consider it.

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No. 88697

>>88696
retard shouldnt have gotten ballsy with her real name attached. thats where she fucked up. end of story.

No. 88701

>>88696
Good thing you dont post here with anything that could identify you on lolcow, right? You wouldnt be that stupid… right?

No. 88730

Is the VPN ban poll happening or not? We're nearly two weeks into January at this point.

No. 88731

>>88730
In the maintenance message they mention that they are setting up onsite polls it'll probably be a little after tomorrow
>>>/meta/88649

No. 88735

>>88731
I completely missed that update. Thanks nonna



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No. 56111[Reply]

I’m looking for entertaining, drama filled threads. What are some favorites that you guys liked to read? I liked the jaelle and nika series, Shayna, Erin painter, and onision happenings
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No. 87129

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>>86146
Seconding Rita. Imagine a TIF going full woman-hating, obese, fedora-wearing neckbeard while also frequenting lc to sperg about vocaloid and self-post. Long live Queen Rita
>Rita’s post reveal:
https://lolcow.farm/rita.html
>Rita’s cow thread:
>>>/snow/1778636
>Kf’s debate Rita thread:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-mr-cool-ice-on-how-artificial-hormones-are-totally-the-solution-to-her-being-a-fat-chick-with-gotis.123435/
>Rita’s tumblr archive
https://archive.md/fmAGk

No. 87139

>>86142
https://lolcow.farm/mystery.html /r9k/ tripfag who sperged to close to the sun

No. 87310

I want to get into Vicky because the stuff she posts is just hilarious. Would any kind nona point me towards some particularly milky threads?

No. 87708

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What are some really funny threads that aren't related to cows? Stuff like the bad short comics thread or the hideous fetish art thread on /m/, just threads where it's endless keks.

No. 88147

>>87708
The earliest lolcow caps thread on /ot/ were some of the funniest stuff. Also the earliest threads of unconventional male attractions are pretty funny.



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