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No. 844274

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.

Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behavior. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as antisemitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick color (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
>participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modeled for Covergirl.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE LILLEE JEAN SHOW:
>Lillee relives her glory days by "leaking" her middle school report card >>838525
>Ever the victim of vindictive hackers, Laur calls out Alex Murray for not informing her that her Justice4Brenda website was the latest to be attacked. >>838550 >>838556 >>838556
>Laur leaves a review on her sister's murderer's Yelp page >>838631 and also claims an author she hired - whose name she can't get right - was murdered while investigating the case >>838676
>A hist-Laur-ical video on Brenda's murder is discovered along with an old YouTube account of Laur's >>838651
>Laur reports the accounts taking down her edits on Brenda's murder, drama ensues >>838676 >>838958
>Laur DMCAs an image owned by DC >>840018
>Lillee's Wikitubia page in unearthed >>840377 >>840378
>Lillee doesn't understand why people hate homeschool because her homeschool was super legit! >>840960
>Lillee humps a door, displays the exterior of their new goblin hovel >>841985
>Lillee releases her demo reel, shatters eardrums >>842258
>Lillee informs us that New Yorkers don't eat duck >>842287
>Lillee's short fiction from 2017 is unearthed, is a blatant Batman ripoff with a main character named…Phillippe Romance >>842357
>Lillee announces an interview with a totally legit radio station that has less than 1000 fans >>842659
>Lillee doesn't know the word "gardening" >>842682
>Like the rest of corporate America, Lillee removes all mention of pansexuality, pronouns,and rainbows for her account the second Pride month finished >>842746
>Lillee continues to trespass in neighbor's garden, pose sexually beside tomato plants >>843003
>anon transcribes Lillee's latest YouTube Q&A >>843549
>Showing their history of grifting and $cammin' goes back 3 decades, legal anon drops paperwork showing the Truemans sued someone for a cool $2 mil over a car accident >>843798
>Bruce Wayne for President! >>843968
>Lillee drops some hot new merch, including $50 mug >>843982 >>843990 >>843999 >>844020
>Feeling overwhelmed? Dr. Lillee has some advice >>844159

MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2020 (updated December 2020)
Lillee:
https://www.instagram.com/lilleejean
https://www.twitter.com/reallilleejean
https://www.youtube.com/c/LilleeJean
https://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=en
https://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifs
https://giphy.com/lilleejean
https://www.deviantart.com/lilleejean
Merch:
https://society6.com/lilleejean
https://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)

Web:
http://www.lilleejeanbeauty.com
https://www.lilleejean.com/

Laur:
https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (goes between private and public)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (goes between private and public)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)

https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)

Other relevant links can be found here >>767646

PREVIOUS THREADS:
1. >>>/snow/833840
2. >>>/snow/847048
3. >>698862
4. >>707075
5. >>718259
6. >>724333
7. >>736259
8. >>754981
9. >>767645
10. >>773135
11. >>777937
12. >>784721
13. >>794372
14. >>802142
15. >>811813
16. >>820665
17. >>825857
18. >>833714
19. >>838519

No. 844276

Thank you, New thread anon. Also, great choice of image for the new thread. It really shows Lillee in all her glory; Greasy hair, stretched out & bleached-to-shit ratty old tshirt, pajama pants, grandma glasses and pointy, fish-eyed tits. I can smell this pig through the screen. Looking g8 as always, Lillee. Maybe your momager should show you how to bathe.

No. 844288

it’s 11:30 pm at night in the evening and I hope you all + Lillee and Laur are having a nice hump day. the thread pic fits perfectly.

No. 844289

>>844276
>great thread pic
OP. Stop uploading thread pics for ants.

No. 844299

every time i see her now i just think of the anon who claimed to work at bite beauty and said she reeked of "sweet menstrual smell" and it makes my stomach turn. even if that anon was full of shit she just looks like she'd smell that way irl.

No. 844305

Something that just occurred to me : Have we EVER seen LJ in anything but stretched out PJ's, gross baby rompers, vest type tops asides her lacklustre cosplay attempts?
Like girl, have some freaking RANGE. As a beauty influencer you could totally buy some new fucking clothes and actually tag them to show off to your followers, No one is begging to copy your looks. I can't believe how badly she and Laur attempt to fucking manage themselves. GET SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO PROMOTE YOU AND NOT YOUR FRIGGING MOM OR SOME SHITTY MLM PARtNER.

No. 844307

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>>844305
it's not just her clothes that needs some range, it's also her makeup application. she does the same god damn look in every makeup video – just with different colors.

On an unrelat4ed note, it's incredible that you can pause any of LJ's videos any time and find pure nightmare fuel.

No. 844308

>>844307
tru facts, I just figured we always comment on her shitty makeup skills, I don't think she'll ever change there but ffs, would it kill her to wear some jeans and a tee combo? Maybe some cute dungarees? it'd be nice if we weren't subjected to her gross legs/breasts once in a while.

No. 844310

>>844305
She was literally just wearing shorts and a tank top to pose with the tomato plants. I agree that she needs some range but damn, calm down anon.

No. 844319

>>844305
WHY ARE YOU GOING CAPS CRAZY, IT'S NOT THAT DEEP

No. 844322

>>844016
God, I fucking cringe at how hard she tries to emulate animated Disney princess expressions that don't translate to real life faces without looking autistic. Especially Lillee's.

>>844039
Fuck me anon I saw your post scrolling as it got to that part and I lost it putting Laur's voice to that pic.

No. 844323

Lillee is quickly overtaking Vicky as my favourite cow. There's something so delectable about following her. It's the sheer cringe of knowing I'm probably watching this woman freefall into being a broke, single, antisocial middle aged neet… vs the 0.05% chance her channel actually takes off lol. Absolutely thrilling. Her latest video about being overwhelmed cracked me up; she couldn't think of any examples of an activity she does other than 'edit'.

No. 844324

>>844305
She purchases most of her clothes second hand or they are hand me downs from Laur. The few times we see her in something obviously new, we never see it again because they return it. The blue dress and shimmery bodysuit she wore for the Malvie "photo shoot" have never made a reappearance, even during her lives where she shows her closet. The things she does keep tend to be the cheap halloween costumes (I still refuse to call what she does cosplay or even Disney Bounding) that she damages, princess outfits, or something sent to her. The Breakfast at Tiffany's costumes Uptopait sent Lillee have been reused to death. The sleep shirt alone has made appearances in at least 2 other vidoes off the top of my head, and the jewelry is a constant as well.

I have no idea what she was thinking with the pink romper. I think it was more of a "SEE! I can still wear a 4 (or whatever size it was)", despite the fact she looked like an obese toddler that stuffed herself into her toy's clothes. And… Laur use to dress Lillee that way and encouraged Lillee's obsession with being a babydoll/princess. I bet she went and showed Laur that outfit and Laur told her she looked like a beautiful babydoll.

Laur has to do most of Lillee's shopping for her. Lillee has no money and even if she saved her pennies, she would never want to shop in a retail store-between the fact she'd need to size up, deal with crowds. A thift store would be even worse for her. I honestly can't tell if Lillee is just fully taking advantage of COVID to be her best version of a Princess in a tower, or if it has enabled her already existing fear of people/social enviroments to get worse. Probably six of one, half dozen of the other.

No. 844325

>>844324
Imagine if Lillee started her own depop store kek

No. 844333

>>844325
Laur would have Lillee sell her dirty knickers to her Indian bots if they EVER discover depop. If she isn't already shilling Lillees foot content through those weird Instagram accounts about Lillees feet, she'd go the next step and try to profit off her mucky tuppence instead. I have no doubt in my mind that a shameless scam artist like Laur would lose an opportunity to pimp her cretin child for the 57th time in an attempt to earn back what she loses on Lillees "career".

That, or they would cut the tags off second hand clothes and they to pass them off as Lillees handmade fashion line. Add "master seamstress" to her already unbelievable list of talents

No. 844344

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>>843999
Fixed it.

No. 844353

>>844344 Top kek. Somehow your quick edit still looks like it took more effort than her ridiculous merch. I wonder how long it will take Lillee or her nasty pig mom to realize that this dream of being "famous" just isn't going to come true. The only thing LJ will ever be known for is being a sad internet joke. All that money pissed down the toilet trying to get her ugly ass goblin daughter famous when it could've went to paying off they exorbitant debt. I wonder if the IRS has their new address? Doubtful. I hope Laur knows that she won't get that debt discharged in her next bankruptcy, I feel bad for any lawyer that has to deal with her white trash retarded self.

No. 844356

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>disturibed

searching for an unrelated gif and had this one suggested

No. 844370

Ot but just stopping in to thank whoever made this OP and didn't put the image as some godawful collage of her nasty mouth again. I stopped checking PT for a while because my phone wouldn't keep the thread hidden and that was just beyond disgusting

No. 844372

>>844307
Lookin like a N64 Donkey Kong character mixed with a sleep paralysis demon

No. 844381

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She looks like a bulldog

No. 844382

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>>844381
Screenshots from the video

No. 844387

>>844382
Damn she really looks like this and thinks she’s god’s gift to mankind only rivaling Aphrodite in beauty.

No. 844389

>>844382 Jfc, that bottom picture somehow makes the top one look somewhat passable. Let's face it, she's always been hideous but when I see pictures like this, all I can think of is "There's no way this chick isn't mentally handicapped". It's not just because she's hideous either, there's plenty of unattractive people in this world that don't look like they belong on the short bus, it's just Lillee isn't one of them. She looks like a 40 year old mom of 3 circa 1986, which isn't exactly the look I'd expect from a "bOoTy gUrU". There's just something so entirely off putting about her, I can't put my finger on it but whenever I see her pictures it's like my lizard brain is screaming at me to "stay away from that thing".

One things for sure, she should really lay off the takeaways. She's looking more and more like a bulldog every day and the extra weight around her lower jowls isn't helping any. The lack of collarbones only helps to emphasize her weirdly shaped head.

No. 844391

>>844382

Looking like a new yawrk lunchlady that was rode hard and put away covered in grease.

No. 844395

>>844305
this is something that has always stood out to me. she spends her entire day on the Internet trying to keep up with trends, yet she can never manage to even try to follow current fashion trends or just dress more fashionably in general

No. 844396

>>844395
She can’t even bother to bathe regularly or learn how to style her ugly hair

No. 844397

>>844381
holy shit. by far her worst picture ever

No. 844405

>>844381
that's an insult to bulldogs. if anything, she's a bulldog with saggy laur tits, psycho eyes, and fucked up teeth

No. 844406

>>844382
omfg will this bitch stop trying to push out her non-existent collarbones? honestly, it just brings more attention to her linebacker shoulders and arm flab

>>844388

totally agreed. most beauty gurus are baseline attractive + have makeup skills. LJ is far below average, dumpy, and looks 20 years older than she is.

>>844395
i mean it's hard to be fashionable when you don't change out of your single set of stained pajamas for days and let your hair turn into a rat's nest

No. 844409

When she smiles with her teeth showing, she looks like a goddamned retard that got the last popsicle.

No. 844416

>>844409
And the eye makeup makes her look psychotic…

No. 844417

>>844382
This foundation is like 3 shades too light. She's obsessed with being a "pale princess", but she clearly isn't pale enough for the lightest shade of whatever foundation this is.

No. 844421

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No. 844423

>>844421
People lost their jobs, their homes, and mental health plummeted, but it's devestating that Lillee can't gorge herself with Chinese food.

No. 844431

>>844421
Jesus does she not know how tone deaf she sounds? Oh you lost money etc well am such a victim I can't stuff my face. Never mind the restaurant that had to close.

No. 844434

>>844421
"hello? 911? i'd like to report an emergemcy. Due to a global pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands of people, I can't get takeout food and that is a crime."

No. 844443

>>844434

Wont someone think of Lillee Jean and her pounds of orange chicken over pounds of rice?? How dare there be a shortage of CONTAINERS poor thing boohoo.

I really think her brain is molding at this point. I dont feel bad about how isolated she is. She willfully chooses and covets this lifestyle. She really is like a dnd goblin.

No. 844446

>>844421
of course since she had no job/education or a social life prior to COVID, a shortage of meat and fast food is a big concern for her. people are dying, Lillee

No. 844449

>>844446
COVID was actually good for Lillee because she got to stay home, there was an eviction moratorium and she got to suckle on the government’s teat as much as possible

No. 844459

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No. 844462


No. 844463

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No. 844465

>>844449
COVID or no COVID, it's not like she was going to leave the house anyway. In fact, since she literally never leaves the house or changes her clothes, she probably left the house more than normal to get vaccinated.

No. 844469

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>>844465 You're not wrong. She doesn't leave the house because she's still mentally a toddler and couldn't make friends even if she tried. Her personality is so incredibly shitty, she's got no life experience or skills, and I doubt anyone but her Fat Franzia-Filled mother could find common ground with her. She's what, 20? I grew up around that area (albeit a much nicer part) and at 20 I was going to school and working in Manhattan and running all around the city. That's what normal 20 year olds do, they don't sit at home with mommy playing with their dolls. Her life is comical.

Speaking of comical, these are a few stills from her new video where she does the same tired-ass pink look for the 846th time. At 13:56 she tells us that bronzer and contour aren't the same thing (no shit) and that this is how you should apply bronzer(Pic related). She looked like a two year old that just got into mommy's makeup by the way she was applying it. At one point I thought she was going to eat the brush and I'm pretty sure she got more bronzer in her hair than on her face. Lillee's inability to grasp even the simplest of concepts never ceases to amaze me. 5 minutes spent putting on bronzer and you can't even tell she's got any on.

No. 844470

>>844469
I see anons mention it all the time, but I'm going to bring it up again. Why live in NY with exorbitant prices when you aren't utilizing even a single aspect of it? The possible only thing I could think is they have to live close to family to be able to cosign, but I'm sure they could find a place out in bumfuck nowhere that won't check their credit. I have a feeling they're staying near the city so they can have tons of options to have food delivered.

No. 844472

>>844470
You’re probably being sarcastic but Lillee is hardly adventurous when it comes to trying new foods. She’s got the palate of a first grader

No. 844473

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No. 844474

>>844470

I've always assumed that Laur found a way to play fast and loose with the truth in order to get everyone in the Trueman household a combination of federal, state, and city benefits (disability, rental assistance, maybe SNAP?) that allow them to afford their current lifestyle without having to work. Gaming the system is difficult, but it's not impossible, and Laur is definitely the type to expend time and energy that could be used to get a fucking job to instead scam some free money.

If that's the case, then they run the risk of losing access to some or all of their gubmint checks if they leave the city or the state of NY.

No. 844478

>>844421
She's upset because there's a shortage of disposable one use containers and meat? Real 1 change 4 change environmentalist queen.
>>844405
Kek, aren't bulldogs awfully bred with many health problems? Sound's a lot like Lillee.

No. 844480

>>844474
Honestly though, outside of NYC there's a lot of scarce areas while still being within the state. They could absolutely move further out and save money while still staying within the state. That's why I think it genuinely has to do with either food delivery, since they'd refuse to cook if they couldn't have things delivered, or someone near them is helping cosign these places and if they move too far away, they lose that contact.

No. 844490

Lillee Jean is the embodiment of pick a struggle because wow. How are you ugly inside and out, stink at all times, out of shape, retarded, stunted in all areas of life and are poor. No hate to any of you with a struggle mentioned besides being stinky.. but in lillee jeans case like pick a struggle and try to work on bettering yourself.

No. 844492

>>844490
>besides being stinky
kek anon

>>844421
I can usually just laugh at LJ but holy fuck. like… I lost my apartment thanks to covid, and I ain't even that mad about it because people are literally dying

major major fuck you, Lillee

No. 844495

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Girl it’s never going to happen

No. 844496

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No. 844502

>>844496
I’m sure the pale princess is secretly thinking she should be the one to play snow white, with her amazing acting skills and all

No. 844503

after using a bunch of fake emails and numbers to file false DMCA strikes, it seems like the goblins have been blocked from doing so in some capacity. Their last strike was in May and Twitter callouts are back to posting receipts

No. 844508

>>844502
I mean, she did do a snow white impression on her reel (and blasted out many a speaker)

No. 844509

>>844496
is this the same lillee jean that made jokes about arielle "kidnapping" sebastian when she found out a black woman would be playing her?

No. 844513

This video is a little bit older, but stumbled across it after looking at Gus Johnson's vids. Anyway, this couldn't stop reminding me of Lillee and her absolutely insane lies, especially the ones about ancestry lmfao. The shit she says about her and Laur is pretty much as far fetched as this stuff.

No. 844536

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Callout posted a vid of lillee not knowing what a pair means. Reminder to not neglect children’s education please.

No. 844553

>>844536
Top keks anon.
LJ owns hundred of shoes and never heard "pair of shoes" in her whole life.
Like if she would go outside the house and enter a store she would ask for two shoes.

No. 844570

>>844536
Holy shit. For any anons too lazy to go to the video she says "Oh, you get two in a pack? Even though it says one pair." I'm fucking dying.

No. 844589

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Lillee is live with McKenzie Westmore and here are their Belle and Cinderella looks

No. 844591

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Bonus screenshots

No. 844593

>>844589
>>844591

even for lils, this is bad makeup. the foundation is not only too light for her, but the undertone is…grey? she looks embalmed. casket-ready. amazing. it looks like she tried to offset the corpse spackle by overdoing it with the blush until it looks like she's painted on a fake port wine stain. finally, there's that thick stripe of unblended highlighter running down her nose to finish off the look because i guess lillee is stuck forever in 2014.

No. 844597

>>844593
She had a filter on to make her hair more red so it was fucking with the shade of her makeup. Even then, whenever the filter slipped, you could see how uneven and poor her make up application was

No. 844607

Everytime i see her she is looking older and older. Like 60 years old, why is she aging so fast. Maybe all the takeout and processed food? Your teeth is made to eat hard food its not good to be eating all mushy and soft food. Im sure she is vitamin D deficient based on her never leaving the house, therefore lack of sunlight, and her diet is lacking in nutrition all around. I would suggest to start by eating some carrots, you really need them lillee. It’s actually concerning how old you look and how mentally lacking you are to be so young.

No. 844644

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Westmore confirmed mentally deficit, Laur has convinced this woman that everyone is elderly granny Diane.

No. 844650

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That's some jump

No. 844664

>>844591
>>844589
Her red face looks like Laur drunk younger sister.

No. 844667

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She really is happy to stay home forever

No. 844674

>>844667
Covid was almost a perfectly timed thing for Lillee. She wasn't getting brand invites like she had been, they were having to buy their way in or go to popups that anyone could go to. Not exactly the type of exclusivity she was hoping for to prove her haters wrong. She hates interacting with the public in any way that doesn't give her the option to mute or block them… "Lillee never leaves her house!" "Lillee is a shut in!" "Lillee eats crap and is gaining weight!" "Lillee reuses all of her makeup/clothing!" Covid has given her a reason/pass/excuse for all them, and she's clinging to it for dear life. What happens when everything opens up, government assistance dries up, and she's still not getting invites? She can only claim she can't go to events without body guards for so long. (Although, fucking hell, I'm SO looking forward to her going to an event with bodyguards. I would kill to be a fly on the wall as people give her a "who the fuck is that??" look and she preens thinking they are jealous. Also, she and laur have the best fashion when they go out)
Covid is Lillee's safety blanket.

>>844589
To modify a line from Primink, these Princesses are looking a little botched.
>>844644
Ugh, I think Westmore is probably the type of person that is really nice, hence believing Laur and Lillee's tales of bullying, feels sorry for Lillee, but is also completely computer/social media/internet stupid. How the fuck does, in this day in age, does a notable person not know to do 2step verification? I'm sure L&L have convinced her she was attacked for supporting Lillee as well. And I think Mrs. Westmore sees any comments about Lillee on her pages as a personal attack on herself. She has stepped in a pile of bullshit, but she can't get out of it without denoucing Lillee, which she's "too nice" to do. Lillee's 1million indian dudes might attack her.

No. 844686

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After Elaine, we have another haXxEr on our hands. Context: McKenzie just fully lost it when proof about her fake followers was posted and started making the same laur-esque threats

No. 844689

>>844686
In a industry that she's rapidly aging out of, competing against much younger and fresher faces, it's an interesting choice to support someone who has such a dubious past. Her career is mostly hosting gigs now, and studios aren't too keen on host's personal lives overshadowing the drama they curate on the show.

No. 844692

I will call the police,,,(k)

No. 844697

>>844692
why? there's nothing illegal happening here.

No. 844701

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No. 844702

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No. 844709

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>>844591
Lillee has some serious Doris vibes.

I wouldn't say McKenzie is "nice" she seems desperate to get an acting job. I agree with >>844686 she has 100K followers but barely 20 likes and 10 comments.
That's telling about her real engagement.

No. 844714

File: 1626643622045.png (2.96 MB, 828x4620, 897FAB89-235B-446A-A16C-59F6EF…)

>>844689
She’s also peddling expensive MLM products

No. 844717

>>844714
WHAT $150 for HA and collagen???? oh my fucking jesus you can get better quality cerave shit at cvs that does the same thing with the same ingredients for $15

No. 844718

>>844714
Westmore beauty is also an MLM. That’s why all the white Karen’s who comment to support her are all shilling it on their accounts as well. Scam all over

No. 844722

File: 1626649013558.jpeg (687.16 KB, 1170x2118, D2AD99E7-4F2F-4D25-A349-B7659A…)

Laur’s already in the livestream chat and the stream hasn’t even started

No. 844727

>>844722 LMAO, Laur calling other people vile?! The cognitive dissonance in that household must be as thick as the grime covering their cheap ass floors.

No. 844730

20 people showed up for the Live, I can guess that at least 10-15 were callouts and farmers. I cannot wait to see the excuse for the low numbers when Laur unlocks her twitter to bitch.

No. 844732

>>844730
She’s live on ig now because she needs a self esteem boost after the train wreck of a radio show

No. 844733

Livestream was a complete shitshow. Lillee talked about how she found success through her doll blogs at 9, Laur’s propmaster lies, bullying (her story has once again changed to Diane creating the delusional artist Reddit thread and threatening to rape her), her middle school talent show, rating random Indian dicks, being fat and says she’s writing a book. She also did cartoon voices and sings for a second. After her Diane sperg, the og callouts show up in the chat and Diane directed the 18 viewers to her channel for evidence of LJ’s lies. There were no mods and Laur was losing her shit in the chat on multiple accounts.

No. 844734

This was ultimately a mistake on their part. They were unable to control the narrative nor the views/chat. Her real engagement was on display. Now will what's left of her engagement pods be directed to like and leave emojis in the comment section to boost numbers?

No. 844735

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>>844733
The chat is gone from the video, not sure if they removed it or what.

I'm not watching 50 minutes of Lillee but the host's video kept skipping/freezing for the bit I did watch.

No. 844736

So the channel disabled the live chat playback. There's a few other videos they did that for. I wonder if it was requested to hide the lack of engagement or what was shown in chat.

No. 844737

>>844736

I hope someone screenrecorded the chat :/

No. 844738

>>844737
The video has 88 views, I'm guessing 25% were local fans of this random guy and the remaining 75% were callouts and Laur. I doubt anything of value was lost.

No. 844739

File: 1626654345398.jpeg (260.15 KB, 1170x1314, A881849C-00D0-427F-9340-128D47…)

I got a few screenshots of Laur in the chat.

No. 844740

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No. 844742

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No. 844743

File: 1626655918228.jpeg (500.85 KB, 1170x1300, 59250600-809A-4FE8-B571-439526…)

Diane rose from the dead to debunk the goblin and direct all 17 viewers to her own channel

No. 844745

I can’t get past the beginning with him saying how excited all the fans have been for her to come on. Everyone’s super geared up and he’s received so many emails about it….ok sure.

No. 844749

>>844745
I mean no doubt he's in the engagement pod lol. I'm pretty sure all of them have to act like she's the greatest shit and keep the facade of "a million jeaniez".
Her whole internet persona is what I'm going to call "Lillee's Loop". She time and time again does vile shit, and then continues proving she has no engagement with collabs like these. And because there's no engagement, there's no fans to lose due to her vile shit. Lillee's Loop that has been the same thing since the beginning. But it's so hard to look away, she just keeps showing her ass like a zoo animal and coming up with grander lies and one-upping her shitty personality.

No. 844754

>>844749
Yeah I think he confirmed being in the engagement pod near the end where he mentioned something about their little group of positivity (paraphrasing). I was one of the 17-21 people watching live and it was hilarious to see how small her engagement truly is without Laur being able to buy viewers.

No. 844755

Radio show highlights

> New York - She isn’t impressed. It’s nothing special when you live there. “You know, people who live in England, it’s like (puts on accent) Hey, mate, I just live here. And then you go there and you’re like, OMG is that like the queen’s castle, WHAT? New York is kind of the same way.”


> Her struggle - “There were times when we didn’t have money for a Christmas tree, so I created something out of cardboard, actually, so I was always like, artistically inclined. I don’t think a lot of people know that about me. That it’s like, no, I’m not some white bitch who just started out with like, oh all this stuff. No - everything I have I worked for.”


> Artistic abilities - “I think it’s like, in my blood to be artistically inclined.” Starting to assimilate into voice over acting. There are a lot of things.


Mental health advocate. Loves that she can talk about things like anxiety with her base.

> Stand out quote - “I don’t just want to be a pretty face.”


> Reddit - When she was in high school, they said they wanted to rape me. The forum is still up. They gauged my eyes out, it was very traumatic.”


> High school - trauma made her leave. “It was like, oh my god, I got really scared inside. Somebody who was 15, as you can imagine, it was like, wow. Didn’t want to give up my dream either. I went into like, this green peace sort of phase.”


> Green peace phase - “No more contour, no more makeup. I like, reset Lillee. I started online schooling.” She really found herself.


Was on the UNFCCC Climate Change for take your seat on their Twitter. It was, oh my god, amazing.

> Her big break - viral Tweet on Barbie’s name. A lot of shit happened. Kept building and building and building. Malvie magazine. “It’s like this conglomerate of things until finally - I want to be just Lillee Jean, which is my name anyways.”


Her cats in the room. Hahaha

> What people don’t realize - “This is like, Lillee grown up over the years, growing.” You can just do a duck face and get followers, that’s what people think and NO!


> Second stand out quote - “You need to gain the trust of people.”


> Haters -“Why the fuck am I letting people remove me, they should move. They should be removed, not me.”


> Growing up in the entertainment biz - Mom did prop work for like Men in Black “If they needed like, a toy gun that looks like a real gun on screen that’s vintage she would supply it.” Public Enemies. “I was always just kind of used to her like, running to the studio, cuz it’s all central here to Queens. So it’s like, you know, whatever.”


4 year hiatus from YouTube. With school it was just too much. She was kind of sad. It was a clusterfuck - and she needed a break. “And hence we enter green peace Lillee.”

> Harvard University -“In 9th grade, my um, guidance councilor, he um told my mom, you know like, hey, she could easily get into Harvard. She could easily go there. I had a 3.8, it’s easy, as long as you just give me the test.”


> Hard times - “There’s been times where things were like, really really tough. So tough, I mean, ugh, tough.”


> Diane - “She has children in her group ,so it’s like, oh, pedophile.” Called her a terrorist.


> Lolcow- “The government is tracking you, DUMB DUMBS. So many people have committed suicide because of Kiwi Farms.”


> Boolies- Everyone picks on her because of her weight, religion and all sorts of unfair things, not that she’s a horrible person and a liar. Sure, Jan.


Thank god for her large, supportive fan base that loves her.

>Pervs/flashers - “What I do is I rate their dicks, because if you show it to me I’m going to tell you what I think about it. That’s one way to make it shrivel.”


She’s so good at engaging with fans at her level of success.

> Coming up next- Biggest awkward pause ever. “We have some radio shows coming up, we have some potential auditions coming up, we have some outings.” Her publicist is really amazing. MAYBE A BOOK.


She is so far past middle school and high school and that’s all she brings up. Girl really needs to move on and get some life experience.

> Her lit teacher- “Get her out of here, she is like, made for entertainment, she is made to do whatever she wants.”


> An event she clearly had scheduled- “I had an event, I canceled it.”


> Uplifting us - “I have PTSD, I was swatted, like they called the police twice, they said I was dead. And, I mean, a suicide tip, they bring in cops, police, a hospital - it was very traumatic.” Deal with things head on. It hurts like shit, address it, release it. It will get better if you keep going, stay with people who are warriors. Don’t change yourself. People are jealous, don’t change. You have something they will never have.


> Her positive outlook - “Put that love forward, that’s very important.” As we know, she spreads love, joy and positivity daily. Never hate.

No. 844758

>>844755
>as long as you give me the test

Does she think it’s one particular test you take to get into Harvard? All you have to do is pass the Harvard Test and you’re admitted.

No. 844762

>>844743
I know Diane's only in her late 30s and not a senior citizen like Laur seems to think, but damn that pfp isn't doing her any favours. She looks like a post-menopausal school librarian there.

No. 844763

I think that's the point. Oversized glasses and a wig make it harder to use reverse image search.

No. 844764

>>844755
yeah I hate it when I suicide bait and they send an entire hospital to my door

No. 844767

File: 1626668676966.jpeg (147.59 KB, 1242x474, B1FE6C05-9D4C-4A67-86D4-C9903B…)

Vibe show unlisted their LJ video
In other news, Aimee tariq has been badmouthing Lillee and warning others in the engagement pod about her

No. 844768

>>844758
I thought the guidance counselor was just trying to get her to take SATs (can’t go to Harvard without them probably) but isn’t 9th grade is too early for that? Maybe they were suggesting test prep, but lj took it as them complimenting her academic performance. Idk.

>>844767
What video is this comment on?

No. 844777

>>844755
Is she talking about getting a wellness check as the "swatting," or is that a different event?

No. 844778

>>844777
I believe at one point she said she was going to commit suicide and either Tati or Creepshow called in someone to come to her home. Lillee turned around and made it out to be a swatting and made it sound WAY more dramatic than it actually would have been, I seem to remember her saying the cops were holding guns to her head or some ridiculous shit like that.

Pretty sure they wouldn't try to shoot you if they were coming to prevent you from dying in the first place.

No. 844783

>>844768
>>844755
LJ said the counselor "told Laur". Laur either made the story up, either the counselor was being ironical: "Suuuure your retarded daughter could totally go to Harvard if she wanted to ".
LJ never shown any diploma/proof of graduation.
It funny how defensive she is about her worthless online school.

And also, why always Harvard? There are many prestigious universities in NY.
I'm sure LJ never heard about the Ivy League and she doesn't know the tops uni in NY.

>Her lit teacher: Get her out of here, she is like, made for entertainment (…)

On that one I totally believe her teacher told her to fuck off and that she was a complete joke.

No. 844786

File: 1626699116154.jpeg (488.17 KB, 1170x1504, B1EDF56B-7BC2-481A-90CE-68D237…)

The live chat replay is available now. Laur was pissed there were no mods.

No. 844787

File: 1626699882879.jpg (101.93 KB, 964x559, westmorescam.jpg)

>>844686
>>844714
>>844717
>>844718

Kenzie Mc Scam got her business account removed.
Top keks

No. 844788

>>844778
>>844777


Lillee was trying to get a video removed by YouTube and asked YouTube in an email if they wanted her to kill herself over the video. The other person in the copyright dispute (an Australian chick not Creepshow) contacted the authorities for a wellness check. It’s all in previous threads >>825302

No. 844790

File: 1626700635421.jpeg (227.36 KB, 2048x2048, 7D74B9D7-4CF0-4158-9716-83A2EE…)

>>844767

Just checked and Aimee unfollowed Lillee on IG but Lillee is still following her

No. 844794

File: 1626702508556.gif (1.29 MB, 222x480, FB8B970C-BCAF-4DEF-9287-69D3B4…)

Lillee fondling herself for no reason in last night’s ig live

No. 844798

The video is back with the live chat.

No. 844802

File: 1626706112571.png (813.65 KB, 828x1472, DAFFD863-2047-42A0-B5D9-44208A…)

>>844790
Probably for the best because Aimee Tariq is an antivaxxer

No. 844804

File: 1626706663916.jpeg (228.31 KB, 1170x1493, 69766BF8-81DD-4715-8CFA-9FBEFC…)

Imagine dealing with all this shit for 1 mil Jeaniez and losing subs instead.

No. 844806

Bets on if they ever have her back for the call-in special?

No. 844809

File: 1626708347943.jpeg (432.06 KB, 1170x1402, 4BDFC315-14A8-4BF9-9AE1-FC688A…)

lilz woke up early and decided to sperg all over youtube

No. 844810

>>844809
The tantrum begins

No. 844813

File: 1626709227867.jpeg (731.7 KB, 1170x1587, 16C8CDD5-544C-4255-885B-34CBA8…)

She deleted all her comments

No. 844814

File: 1626709307875.jpeg (375.37 KB, 1170x1097, 73A70B70-58B0-461A-B190-5BAFCC…)

>>844813
I’d tune in to see Lillee argue with her haters. Better than Indian guys jerking off and literal children.

No. 844815

the video views have started to rapidly increase since Lillee woke up. pretty sure they bought views

No. 844816

>>844815
That and everyone who wants to see the drama has probably come rushing to the page to see her meltdown pmsl.

No. 844818

File: 1626709841407.jpeg (240.95 KB, 750x966, 9CFE1334-C7A1-4D4A-88FE-1ED679…)

Why does she write a comment then instantly deletes it? What’s the point?

No. 844819

Shannon is like a broken clock, she was a little shit but she was right about lillee. They're gonna milk this as long as they can.

No. 844820

File: 1626710235814.jpeg (478.44 KB, 2048x2048, E0BECE06-3AD1-44A9-A40D-C1C234…)

+17 views
+147 likes

Seems legit

No. 844822

File: 1626710695889.jpeg (292.84 KB, 750x989, 532DE200-7AD8-42DC-9793-42C578…)

It’s all Diane

No. 844823

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No. 844824

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No. 844833

That was a wild ride. She deleted all of her comments, but the freak out was…..interesting.

No. 844834

>>844833
It was laur on lillee’s account. How fucking embarrassing to be 20 whole years old and still being unable to keep your mom out of your phone

No. 844840

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>>844767
I can’t find this original comment but I did look into the account. Most of the links on their YT account are dead but if you search for those names or the gmail address, she was an aspiring musician (maybe a fake too, picrel). It seems plausible she’d be in an engagement pod.

No. 844844

File: 1626716684201.jpeg (785.46 KB, 1170x1254, 0CE86307-E99B-4447-931A-364049…)

More likes than views

No. 844848

All of the pod people who personally attempt to help Lillee end up turning on her. CyberDouche, Patreesha & Aimee. This should be a huge red flag to anyone thinking about working with her or thinking they can change her behavior. Even the scammers think Lillee is too scammy.

No. 844856

File: 1626724726163.jpeg (237.5 KB, 1170x1236, BBA04BA6-D38C-408A-A62A-49A1B1…)

>>844840
Original comment was on Primink’s video

No. 844872

File: 1626729310506.jpeg (593.28 KB, 1235x1445, 7AE8ED16-D014-4A97-B621-9F6E63…)

Diane tweeted this. Apparently Lillee’s engagement pod “friends” have been going around talking smack behind her back. Imagine not even being supported by the people you literally pay to do so

No. 844884

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No. 844890

Whatever happened to Pheepy?

No. 844901

>>844783
Yeah, this. any story Lillee tells about herself that's somehow only heard second hand thru Laur is 100% fiction. Why would a guidance counselor even be talking to Laur in the first place? Mine only talked to me, since it's my future, not my mom's.

I do however think LJ believes this story, so she's not lying per se, just repeating Laur's lie bc she's too dumb to question it.

No. 844923

>>844884
Her muscles are strong because she did ballet in middle school.

My legs are super toned because of that one time I did gymnastics in kindergarten.

No. 844940

File: 1626744573129.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1125x1755, 621718B7-0BED-439F-BDF6-24ABF8…)

>>844856
Someone who made up a story or is Aimee obligated to post as a member of the pod?

No. 844944

>>844901
While in most cases this would be true that a guidance counselor would only speak to the student, we know Laur. They're connected at the tits. Lillee can't do anything without Laur stepping in and being a part of it. I have no issue believing she stepped in on every guidance counselor meeting she ever had. High school, at least mine, was pretty lax about parents being involved. When it got to college was when they started cracking down and telling people they needing to start doing shit on their own and to start separating themselves from their parents. I bet that's one of the reasons Lillee never went to college, because she would have had to do a lot of this shit by herself. My college specifically stated they were not allowed to release information to my parents for absolutely any reason even if we mutually agreed they could see them. I bet that would have sent Laur through the roof.
While I know this would never happen, hypothesize with me that Lillee decides to go to therapy. Lillee would absolutely never get an appointment by herself. I bet all of her issues stem from Laur, but she would never be able to handle hearing that and drop therapy, or the therapist would have to say it right to their faces and Laur would go batshit and probably try to sue the establishment/therapist.

No. 844945

File: 1626745997283.jpeg (187.95 KB, 1170x993, 7D10AF73-1096-46C4-8349-6B478A…)

>>844890
they’re planning cosplay looks, anon

No. 844947

>>844848
I bet this radio show host and McKenzie Westmore are next on the list. You can only support Lillee for so long before you realize that the engagement she brings isn't worth it, and it gets overtaken by the amount of negative attention you get. I mean these pod people have to see that anything Lillee and Laur can't monitor are flooded with the callouts and she has no true fans to back her up. I know people are desperate to make it, but to continue to try and make it through/with Lillee makes me feel like these people are even more delusional than her.

No. 844952

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No. 844957

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No. 844958

>>844755

Interesting that it was only a few weeks ago that the current bachelorette said her father used to make a fake chimney out of cardboard on Christmas because they were so poor…

No. 844959

File: 1626751749247.jpeg (857.81 KB, 828x1453, 3A2A3702-1634-4420-B97F-921A93…)

>>844952
True horror

No. 844962

>>844957

this dozy bitch actually put thaeyeballqueen on her fucking linkedin my sides can't take it omg

No. 844966

>>844957
I love when she calls herself a "cyber bullying advocate" and it's the only true thing she says other than her name.

No. 844967

>>844957
God this is such a bad list of achievements/resume. It's so unprofessional. Sorry to blogpost, but I'm a recruiter and I would throw this application in the trash. You don't put shit on your resume from when you were 9 years old?? Blogs barely count for anything in general unless maybe you're going into journalism, but that's not who I hire so I can't say for sure. I'm pretty sure any recruiter would look at this and laugh.

No. 844970

>>844967
Work in journalism. Self sponsored blogs don’t count for shit unless you do something groundbreaking with it. All her blogs illustrate is her abject illiteracy and stupidity

No. 844973

Has she always talked out of one side of her mouth or is this a more recent thing? I also notice she has a lopsided smile is this new or something I just never noticed?

No. 844975

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No. 844979

>>844957
Her and her ridiculous commas. She doesn't use Oxfords but will put "Her content on her Youtube, and Instagram". My god she probably couldn't even get a minimum wage job.

No. 844996

Does anyone else lowkey miss the late 00s and early to mid 2010s? Like the scene kids and the emo kids before them? I miss that era a lot and i experienced it secondhand sadly.(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 845000

>>844996
I think you're lost, Nicolai Granger 17

No. 845003

>>844996

Who let you in the house? Read the rules. Learn how to post.

No. 845019

File: 1626791772908.jpg (210.83 KB, 1080x1188, Screenshot_20210720-153501_Sam…)

I wonder if she was gifted these totally real followers following her interview.

No. 845031

>>845019
It's more likely that whatever company they buy her followers from has some kind of ''follower guarantee'' that replaces deleted follower bots with new ones.

No. 845033

>>844959
Could she realistically keep her baby teeth? I feel like the braces are giving ok results but its only gonna end in disaster later on since pretty much all her teeth are baby teeth

No. 845038

File: 1626801437928.jpeg (884.1 KB, 1170x1992, 553A5750-F2E0-4C4B-AA6C-494E8C…)

This is what happens when state legislature tell PoC to shut the fuck up about racism. Just as Lillee advocated for in her podcasts.

No. 845039

>>844957
„Has been in beauty” kek

No. 845041

>>845031
Doubt this is what this is. It's always been within the hundreds before in keeping with the losses on least 3 day cycle if you look at the other posts.

No. 845043

>>845033
She doesn’t have any baby teeth in her mouth anymore. They’re just small because she’s deformed in every possible way.

No. 845060

File: 1626820362992.jpeg (552.93 KB, 1242x1197, C37BFDF1-584E-443A-8818-B76BF6…)

McKenzie seems like she also went to the trueman school of bad lying

No. 845071

File: 1626826489160.jpeg (781.82 KB, 1170x1773, 2F9D706D-38F1-4FC5-99E4-976DE2…)

>>845060
She said the suspended Westmore Beauty account was a fake account but was tagging the account in 2016 and used it for a giveaway. Now she’s admitting she uses engagement pods but says they don’t violate ToS because they’re friends and aren’t forced to engage kek

No. 845072

File: 1626826600851.jpeg (840.89 KB, 1170x1250, 08E68184-B2B3-4E5E-B308-EDF05E…)

>>845071
picrel

No. 845074

>>845072
Watching her lie badly to cover up her previous lies is hilarious. My fav part was when she said she was too busy to respond kek

No. 845075

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No. 845076

File: 1626831161681.png (42.53 KB, 1355x274, lost likes.png)

>>844844
Now it's lost hundreds of likes. Real sus

No. 845077

>>845075
She can't even be fucked to go outside and take a picture?

No. 845078

>>845077
But then the stalkers would know where she lives according to the positioning of the sun

No. 845090

>>845078
anon lmao this is gold. thank you for the laugh

No. 845097

File: 1626851905882.jpg (558.84 KB, 1080x2070, IMG_20210721_021741.jpg)

How unfortunate

No. 845100

>>845097 Seems like engaging with Lillee has now become "the kiss of death", especially if you're a newer, lesser known account. Took long enough. I'd like to think that people will finally give up dealing with the Goblins and they'll go away, but I know better.

No. 845108

>>845075
>>845077
Or just…open the window?

Imagine how bad their house smells if they can't even bother to ventilate once in a while.

No. 845117

>>845060
what the fuck is lillee telling these people to make them willingly embarrass themselves so publicly? we’ve heard her sob story, it’s not believable at all

No. 845125

>>845108
Cat piss and body odor am guessing. Poor old landlords probably had to fumigate after them.

>>845117
It will be her usual crap of I was doxxed(posted her own address online) I was bullied (called out for my shit and bragged about bullying others). Look am not (see my performative posts). They take away everything I do (informed people of my shitty behaviour. Mock my ancient achievements)


By lilles standards I must be A superstar dancer, who runs a fortune 500 company, who is also a star athlete, who is a famous artist and fashion designer in their spare time. - read I took a dance class once, work a shitty office job, learned to go a bike, used coloring books and played fashion shows as a kid.

No. 845148

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There’s a whole cult of them

No. 845152

>>845117
>>845125

Let's be honest, a lot of these people are boomers. Granted, there are some people around Lillee's age like the liquid lipstick company that sent her product and bought their packaging off AliExpress. But vast majority are older people. They take the one sob story and believe it at face value. They aren't necessarily technologically savvy enough to realize there's deeper shit to every story.
Another part of this is I think they double down once the callouts start going after them, thinking that now they're the ones being attacked when the callouts are just trying to show them the truth. It's like they dig their heels into the sand and try to say that they "totally relate" to what Lillee is going through because it's happening to them as well.

No. 845160

>>845043
Wow i missed this bit of lillee lore. They still look incredibly like baby teeth. I really wonder how lillee looks like she stopped maturing in middle school. I mean laur doesn't look great but she just looks like a normal middle aged overweight white woman.

No. 845197

File: 1626909362141.jpeg (392.98 KB, 892x691, 691E953C-16F0-490C-96F1-F971F2…)

She could fit 50 of her of her dolls in that arm

No. 845200

>>845197
Brah how the fuck do you get bingo wings like that at 20 other than being a fat piece of shit???

No. 845204

>>845200 Right? And this bitch had the audacity to try and give people diet and exercise advice when the pandemic was peaking. Her exercise videos were top kek, but still, taking health tips from someone that looks like that is like letting Victoria Bella Morte school you in the art of tattooing. It's just a horrible idea all around.

>>845197 For a bEaUtY gUrU this fat bitch is incapable of taking a decent picture. It's one thing to be ugly, but even that word isn't a strong enough descriptor for LJ. There's not one normal thing on her body, she's deformed in ways I didn't even think was possible. Add to that her lack of education, her extreme arrogance, nasty attitude, inability to communicate and the weird way she acts on camera and if I didn't know better, I would think she was some type of escaped science experiment gone horribly wrong. There's not one positive thing this Goblin has going for it.

No. 845213

>>845204
>the weird way she acts on camera
and in public*
Actually, especially in public.

No. 845222

Just read the live chat transcript from her "interview" on The Vibe Show and all I want to say is that Bella Edwards is doing god's work. Hope s/he sees this if they troll lolcow.

No. 845224

The callouts are preoccupied with McKenzie westmore and her boomer brigade, how long before Laur shows her ass for attention? Midweek franzia freakout when?

No. 845225

>>845222
They deleted comments by Melinda and Anne M. Those were the real shit lol laur could barely catch a break in there

No. 845228

>>845224
already happened with lillee jean trying to scare the hAteRzzz with her saggy titties

No. 845233

File: 1626936073336.jpg (388.44 KB, 1080x1039, IMG_20210722_014017.jpg)

Suspected Laur sock is currently fighting callouts.its entertaining how she doesn't hide it very well at all.

No. 845236

>>845233
Laur’s using a Glen Danzig pfp? I’m crying this is beautiful.

No. 845238

>>845236
twitter callout here: I changed my pfp to that bc she was specifically mirroring me..just to get her to change her picture to danzig as well kek
congrats laur you got played

No. 845239

>>845238
Genius!

No. 845240

File: 1626936782082.png (245.92 KB, 599x717, Screenshot_40.png)

Wow guys, this totally isn't Laur, she's a Lillee hater just like us!

No. 845241

Took a peek and this account is all over the place. I can't figure out what they mean with the alligator killer comment? The oof account doesn't have anything about it on their account? Is she drunkenly throwing shit out to see what sticks?

No. 845242

She’s regurgitating callouts tweets. Incoherently at that. I can’t understand what point she is trying to convey. Just her fat greasy hands keyboard smashing away.

No. 845243

>>845242
Not Laur reusing the same old schtick as she did with Diane and the Shaniqua account. How innovative.

No. 845244

File: 1626937451511.png (67.25 KB, 561x771, Screenshot_48.png)

Laur roleplaying as a fan of Creepshow, while talking to an account roleplaying as Creepshow.

No. 845246

File: 1626938023241.jpg (295.24 KB, 1080x1279, IMG_20210722_021323.jpg)

Nice insult Laur. I think you meant chins, which is frankly ironic.

No. 845247

File: 1626939157151.jpg (213.68 KB, 1080x377, IMG_20210722_023124.jpg)

She's dropping the personal info and private IGs of a callout that bought a vintage gator head. She's on a role.

No. 845256

TINFOIL

I wonder if she thinks if she mirrors the names of other users people will think it's them and report them not realising the handle doesn't change and it can be seen. Laur seems that fucking stupid.

No. 845261

Hey lurker jean. If your so tough, stop deleting your posts and stop using sock accounts. It just proves what everyone thinks your a coward with something to hide. Stand by what you claim and expose these people unless you can't handle the consequences of your actions.

No. 845263

File: 1626949065168.jpg (256.49 KB, 1080x654, IMG_20210722_051720.jpg)

What even is this word salad

No. 845264

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No. 845265

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Laur come on, Lillee needs to edit her pictures to hide she's beginning to look more and more like you.

No. 845266

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She continues harassing a callout by posting cropped face pictures.

Honestly, callouts can be just as retarded as Laur sometimes, you know going into this that Lillee and Laur will take ANY bit of information they find on you, real or fake. But sometimes they'll just practically hand it into to Laur and cry victim when Laur acts like Laur.

No. 845267

Have any of them actually cried victim yet?

No. 845268

>>845266
What a psycho lmao. Get a job, Laur

No. 845270

Sage for just writing thoughts:

What a sad sad life. It's summer, those fortunate are in holidays or planning it and showing really cool pictures in social medias.
Part of me would like to see her having a nice party with friends who own a pretty house with swimming pool. That would
eventually give grounds to the "jealous haters" claims.
But we know that won't happen. She just sit all day at her smelly ugly rented place while Laur is incoherently regurgitating the callout tweets…

Also kek at this stupid packaging >>845197
She often buys those ridiculously HUGE cheap looking cardboard makeup boxes. It looks so scammy as there are so few products inside. What a waste of paper seriously.
Not very 1change4change.

Do you think anons, Lillee knows she's on disability? I could totally see Laur telling her "look at all the money you make on YT" when it's just the disability money. Would explains why she never takes Lillee to doctors bc they would tell her the harsh truth.
Would also explain why Lillee is so arrogant about being a famous influencer.
IDK, I just don't get why she doesn't use the disability card to justify she's an assole 24H7.

No. 845273

>>845270
The "the money comes from Youtube you fabulous influencer!" narrative was a favourite speculation for the ForeverKailyn crowd. I'd love to have a showdown to see who's more retarded Kai or LJ and who's callouts are more retarded. It'd be a close call.

No. 845276

>>845273 Funny, I was just thinking that since we all know Mama Wheelchair has been telling Kai for years that her SSDI/SSI etc.. is really her YT earnings, even though she's got barely any following. Somehow even Kai, a legit tard, has a more organic following than Lillee. Up until I discovered this mutant Goblin, I didn't think anyone could have a more pathetic existence than Kai, but as stunted as Kai is - she's still miles ayah of Lillee. She doesn't leave the house often but atleast she gets out once in a blue moon, she found a sucker desperate enough to knock her up, she's been on an actual date before (even tho the dudes are the dregs of society), she's gotten engaged, had a kid, and has had a friend or two in the past that wasn't her mom. I never thought I'd see the day where Kai's sad life is actually considered a step above someone else's, but here we are. The only thing Lillee has on Kai is she's not as fat as her… yet. Given how fast she's ballooned up this past year, that won't last long though.

I wonder who has the lower IQ and/or whose more mentally stunted - Kai or Lillee?

No. 845277

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The grammar, punctuation and coherent thoughts prove the account isn’t Laur or Lillee’s. The account showed up around the time the callouts were going after McKenzie. Could be one of her fans getting info from Laur. Lillee seems to be aware of the account and supportive.

No. 845278

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>threatening me

screenshot clearly shows this is a dm sent to laur

No. 845279

>>845278
This seems fake. Why would someone threaten to give Laur’s name to anonymous since she has her name and address all over the place. And why reply? Probably a scam blackmail message or sock account.

No. 845280

>>845277
Starting to think its ye old nazi. Not getting enough attention.

No. 845281

>>845280
Im tinfoiling the nazi account is run by the group with the discord. Anyone know if it’s the same group who created all the fan accounts last summer?

No. 845283

>>845222
Who is Bella Edwards?

No. 845286

>>845283
Am guessing someone who used to like tweeshite, sorry twilight

No. 845288

>>845279
Yes it's clearly a joke going over Boomer Goblin's head

No. 845290

>>845281
I actually know who the nazi is. They were in dming me on twitter.

No. 845291

>>845290
Sorry double post. But they annoyed me and wouldn’t stop botheringme , so I found enough info on them since they posted personal info and got too attention whorey. It’s a loser who uses the nazi persona to attack themselves to gain sympathy.No joke. If you guys remember the nazi’s targets it was Lillee and some random nobody. It was the random nobody attacking themself for attention.

No. 845296

>>845278
It never fails that when they find a new group of white knights, this time Mckenzie's group of old ladies who miss the drama from their favorite soap operas, that Laur or Lillee receive death threats.

No. 845319

I want someone to accept the live. No doubt lille would only let her white knights in to dog pile one person instead of letting all the callouts on. She would need to spin it as bullying or her winning and bullying someone which would expose her ass. So it is unlikely she would do it if a callout accepts.

No. 845339

the new sock just seems to be a bunch of tweens fighting around - what a fail. The main callouts have stopped giving it any attention

No. 845342

>>845339
Yeah. It's propably idiots that came about when CSA made videos on Lillee.

No. 845351

lillee jean announcing shes applying to harvard and vlogging about it when

No. 845352

>>845342
The tweens didn’t come around until Primink. They pretended to be fans to get her in a group chat so I don’t put it past them to pretend to white knight to get in with Laur. If they’re running the Nazi account it’s even more fucked Laur’s working with them.

No. 845353

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No. 845354

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No. 845355

File: 1627007189612.png (1.28 MB, 828x1386, 99CD8A8D-B559-4955-A17C-B9EE05…)

Saged for off topic but this may be the stupidest makeup product I’ve ever seen

No. 845357

>>845355
they look like crackpipes kek

No. 845362

Lillee Jean lying on backstage about her height

No. 845363

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No. 845364

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Anddd a role… If she had really even been a fucking stationary tree, they would have been blasting it everywhere along with that Korean Dance instead of adding it just now

No. 845365

Finally, lying about taking dance in middle school. Only recently added this too. Why not actually take all these classes instead of badly lying haha

No. 845366

>>845278
>threatening me
>@lilleejean

Laur accidentally posted this on Lillee’s account

No. 845367

File: 1627011577640.jpeg (257.64 KB, 1153x1199, 8A96B5F0-4946-475E-B717-982D3A…)

>>845365
Pic attached

No. 845368

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>>845364
Sorry correct pic here

No. 845369

>>845368
Kek no receipts or videos either.

No. 845375

File: 1627012733200.png (533.68 KB, 535x605, g7hy.png)

>>845353
How did she manage to do absolutely everything in this look unsymmetrically? Even the tiny dots, which should be the easiest thing to do she got wrong.

No. 845391

>>845375
Looks like moldy bacteria on her eyeballs

No. 845400

>>845375
At least its something else for a change instead of the same pink look.

No. 845403

>>845353
>>845354
>>845375
She should definitively tag it as "hooker makeup". She would have some success.

No. 845406

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Anyone know what the hell this is. He has tagged the wrong account but when you go to his page there's a video with her in it.

No. 845407

>>845367
These dumb fucks think having a class and performance in Korean dance they forced on everyone in middle school counts as dance education??? I legit laughed at this. Cool, then I have education in square dancing.

No. 845413

>>845406
Lillee is live-streaming with this guy & a fitness reporter tonight.

No. 845416

>>845368

>(Monkey)/Supporting Lead


MY SIDES

No. 845417

File: 1627043648324.webm (6.19 MB, 640x360, Edgardo-Rubio-LJ.webm)

>>845406
Edgardo Rubio considers himself a comedian and posts spanish content that seems to feature a few recurring individuals. I haven't been able to figure out what this "show" is that he's going to have Lillee on, since I don't speak spanish. Maybe another Spanish speaking anon can translate.

Edgardo and "JoseCarlos López-Mr. Energy" were both in the chat for the Vibe Show stream, supporting Lillee and mentioning her coming on this show the next week.

No. 845418

So other engagement pods people. It's is not a bit odd that recently it seems that all these people are much older than her am wondering if it is because the young pod people know not to touch anything related to her or be cancelled.

No. 845419

>>845413
>>845417

I hope Lillee shows these guys her sweet workout moves.

No. 845428

>>845366
ehh, isnt it just Lillee reposting Laurs story

No. 845447

File: 1627065052359.jpeg (1.36 MB, 1668x1482, 5F5775DA-8E1C-41CE-84DD-E65866…)

>>845406
Picrel shows the quality of the guy’s content

No. 845448

So is it this Friday that she said she’d go live with her haterz or next Friday?

No. 845449

>>845448
My understanding was this Friday, but I am not fluent in the finer details of goblinese

No. 845475

File: 1627084916616.jpeg (565.26 KB, 1170x1243, E435E4E7-C1DB-48CF-8FD6-6D51FA…)

Laur got busted working with the girl running the nazi accounts.

No. 845478

>>845475
Damn, you think a self proclaimed jew queen wouldn't collaborate with nazis. What a judenrat…

No. 845479

>>845291
>>845475
Anons who is the person? I remember the nazi account harassing LJ callouts because they were nonbinary, was it one of them?

No. 845482

File: 1627091845806.png (Spoiler Image,4.76 MB, 1170x2532, 9EE8A26A-837A-43C2-8003-D6814B…)

zoomed in on teeth during live to show her adult teeth coming in

No. 845483

>>845482
i truly wish i didnt click on this

No. 845484

File: 1627093763206.jpeg (318.65 KB, 1170x1977, ED50A6DD-158F-498E-B71E-4159A6…)

she’s live on Instagram and it’s chaos

No. 845487

>>845484
This men are clearly making fun of her. At one point one of them called her a “con artist” lmao

No. 845488

She had a getting ready Instagram live. The way she speaks to her cat makes me want to vomit. He doesn’t even want to be around her. Her high pitched shrill voice is ear piercing. She really should learn how to use a normal speaking voice. No one talks like that in real life. Probably because of how off putting it is. Her greasy hair is very distracting. She also put highlighter on the tip of her nose and didn’t blend it. Not sure if when you overline your lips your supposed to see it.

No. 845489

>>845487
yes. they called her a con artist and immediately asked if she had a boyfriend.

No. 845491

>>845487

Hopefully someone records! What was Lillee’s response?

No. 845494

this stream is on Edgard’s channel. It’s clear from the intro they’re trolling her.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CRsbOhRgdru/?utm_medium=copy_link

No. 845497

>>845484
What a mess

No. 845499

MrEnergy told the other guy he wasn’t short like “4’9 small, like Danny Devito”

No. 845502

What she’s looking for in a partner “A toned butt”(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 845503

she said she’s known Pheepy since she was super young and he’s been someone in her family. Inbreeding confirmed?(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 845510

Saged for slightly irrelevant sperg, but God sometimes it gets so tiring watching her make a fool of herself online, imagine 10 years from now she abandons this whole boøty goœroo shtick, tries getting a real job, only for her employer to google her and find several years' worth of her being an obnoxious, unpresentable scammer, bigot, and all around internet clown.

And to think that she had several chances to quit and redeem herself!

No. 845512

Sage for stupid ramble but I can't get over how infantile she is, desperately clawing onto middle school accomplishments instead of doing literally anything else. I'm an Aussie so I could be wrong, but I imagine NY is full of so much opportunity, even if you're not conventionally smart. Like she could start off doing retail sales at a boutique or something and at least try to work herself up to working in the admin of a fashion brand right? I just can't imagine living somewhere so dense with opportunity and not even giving it a little go. Like can American anons please explain to the non-NYers here, how badly is she wasting the opportunities present in New York, by choosing to larp as a beauty guru?

No. 845513

>>845510 LOL, I get what you're saying but it won't happen. The minute she walks in to the interview room with Laur and the interviewer can't get a word in edgewise, her resume will go straight into the trash and they'll be asked to leave. Lillee will launch into a goblinese tirade as Laur screams incoherently and tries to steal shit from the supply closet. The only reason a potential emptier employer would Google lillee is to see if he's getting punk'd.

No. 845514

As someone very knowledgeable on the diplomatic field, there is no way her boyfriend is a French diplomat, because spouses play a huge role in your representation and can you imagine a French diplomat dragging Lillee to a trade negotiation dinner? Or taking her to a French national day function at the embassy to mingle with guests? There's just absolutely no fucking way. And diplomatic postings are only for a few years before you move to a different country, so how has her family 'known Philippe' since childhood? Doing multiple postings to the same country is extremely rare

No. 845515

>>845512 She's wasting a ton of opportunity. She's in Queens, and in 15 minutes she could be in the Fashion District in Manhattan, right by FIT. There's a ton of small fashion boutiques there where she could've gotten a job as a sales associate and/or cashier and earn a real paycheck. It's not like she pays rent, she doesn't need some high paying gig right from the jump. Hell, there's plenty of fashion boutique's in Queens, she wouldn't even need to take the train to Manhattan. There's a bunch of amazing museums she could visit if she wanted to broaden her horizons, everything from The MoMa to the Intrepid Air & Space Museum, and while tickets aren't expensive, they even do discounts on certain days. She does absolutely nothing but sit in the house all day and it's baffling. If she wasn't a hermit that needed mommy to hold her hand 24/7, she could go do her stupid photoshoots in a number of beautiful places like Central Park or the top of the Empire State building. When friends/ family used to visit, they'd love when I took them to Battery Park or on the Circle line. Lillee participates in nothing unless Laur sets everything up and goes with her, I've yet to see lillee leave the house without her mother looming 2ft behind her. CVS is an all day adventure to these two shut-ins.

I can guarantee you that LJ hasn't ever went into the city without her mom up her ass. She's probably never even been to Ellis Island, which is funny considering she brags about how her "heritage" and how her family immigrated here from Europe. She's nothing but a phony, lazy wannabe that makes no effort to actually do something with her life. Her plan is to do this until some Hollywood "big wig" notices her "amazing talent" and she gets her big break that we all know will never come. It's laughable.

No. 845517

File: 1627108502361.png (8.44 MB, 1242x2688, 2B7DE1E4-BEFD-461E-A416-07623E…)

Goodnight everyone.

No. 845521

>>845514
Preaching to the choir right there anon, I don't think anyone actually thinks she has a boyfriend, let alone a prestigious ambassador from frog land.

Someone on KF remarked how if she simply said in passing "I have a boyfriend, his name is Sam, we're the same age and he goes to university in Philly" it'd be so boring and inconsequential that even we wouldn't have paid it any mind beyond wondering whether it's a basic "I have a boyfriend but he goes to another school uwu" larp, but noooooo, she has to invent this romantic upper class French ambassador, create an unfathomably messed up timeline with a messed up age gap, and get her mother L*ur to write her fake letters about how her prince Pheepy totally loves "her hormones".

She didn't bring him up in a while so I assume she's just hoping the general public will forget about it and that the very concept of Pheepy will metaphysically fade away from the mortal plane.

Saged for rant.

No. 845523

>>845515
I was just saying to a friend online last night it’s sad. As a beauty influencer you would think she would take the opportunity to be outside taking selfies with her friends, even offering to do their makeup etc living her life like any 20 year old girl would want to do.

We never see her interact with other beauty influencers her own age and it’s hysterical as she has the nerve to try and call out her older critics as pedophiles for taking such a focus on her. She’s a hypocrite. She’s allowed to interact with older people but people observing her and speaking to people who happen to be a few years younger than them are the evil ones?

I wish Lillee had a real friend away from social media and got out and had some fun, it’d do her the world of good.

Sage for being lengthy and ranty I guess.

No. 845532

Sage for rant / tinfoil moment

So if I've got this right. Laur has gotten a tween to do the nazi pie to throw hate to play up their racist boolie narrative. Set up another sock to get everyone on a sus discord and made everyone verify themselves to get their information. Or at least that's what is being claimed. To me it sounds like someone in the engagement pod with an actual brain cell has suggested this/set it up. Thus them thinking their winning.

Not exactly sure what their winning except a race to the bottom. As these would just be another fucking mess that makes them look stupid and untrustworthy.

No. 845559

>>845418
It's probably because young pod people actually have friends and connections that can get them into a pod that's more reputable and with people more… "fit" to be influencers if you catch my drift. Lillee's pod is full of boomers or outcasts that never made it.

No. 845560

>>845532
Stfu tween no one cares about your discord drama and the sock you made. Stop posting irrelevant shit

No. 845561

>>845559
The older ladies feel bad for her. The young ones know she doesn’t look even remotely like a “beauty influencer.” Also I think the boomers are too old and technologically inept to realize that all her followers are fake. They might be under the impression there’s a few real ones there

No. 845562

>>845515
>>845523

While I'm very inclined to agree that it's sad how much of a shut-in hermit she is and should absolutely be venturing out into New York if she want to be an influencer, there's a slight part of me that is aware she was born there and didn't move there. I feel like that has to count for something. If she purposefully moved to NY and became a shut-in, I agree that's absolutely fucked and a complete waste of time and money. However, to be born there and just have the personality of a shut-in while you're not having to pay shit while staying there, I feel like that's slightly more understandable and a better scenario. Again, not disagreeing that she has a lot of opportunities that she should be taking as an "influencer", but I have a couple family members born in NYC that don't really do anything, never seen the Empire State Building or Statue of Liberty, etc. Granted, they have jobs and aren't mooching off their parents, but sightseeing was never their thing either.

No. 845563

I can’t stop laughing at these men making fun of her height, asking if their manager can get them copyrights and then calling her a con artist nonchalantly to top it all off. I can’t figure out if these two were pod people who decided to have some fun or some lurking farmers

No. 845566

>>845494
Lol Lillee is such a fool. Within like less than a minute she's going through all her stupid filters and it's obvious that the dude presenting is like, why are you doing that… It's super distracting, idiotic and means that she's not really visible which would be terrible for brand recognition if she really did have a 'brand'

No. 845567

>>845563
They’re probably pod people who happened upon the farms. The Danny Devito comment is pulled directly from the threads. They probably realized the Jeaniez were fake but the haterz were real and thought they could get some followers from pandering to them. The con artist comment wasn’t an accident. He didn’t say “you do con art” or “con makeup”. His English was very good so there’s no way he didn’t know what the term meant. But her reaction was priceless. Thanks engagement pod people turned farmers.

No. 845568

>>845494
I'm not saying that older adults and younger adults can't be friends, even if they're men and women, but I'm finding it pretty creepy that two grown adult men are saying they love Lillee and Lillee is saying she loves them back when they're just in a pod for engagement? Anyone else?

No. 845571

>>845568
Well she is 20 years old, but she acts like a nine year old so I get what you mean

No. 845573

>>845502
Bold when hers looks like a lumpy sack of mouldy potatoes

No. 845574

>>845568

I know since they're in the engagement pod together they have to fake act like they like her, but saying she has gorgeous eyes and consistently calling her beautiful is kinda weird. I'm sure she's asking them to say that, but still.

No. 845575

>>845512

I'm born and bred in NYC and while I can confirm she is wasting opportunity, NYC (namely Manhattan) is home to the best and the brightest. That being said, she can certainly get herself a retail job, but New Yorkers can spot a bullshitter and trust me when I say that very few of us would be able to put up with her disingenuous personality, pseudo-intellectualisms, lack of social skills and all around awful personality. To be honest, she's probably a hermit because she realizes that no one in New York would bow down to her. Why do you think she spends her days in the attic and never comes out of her hole?

Additionally, lest we not forget the influencer community in NYC. I'm no influencer myself (I work in finance like the rest of us in NYC who sold their souls to the market when we all realized that we needed to make actual $$$ to live here), but I imagine that she simply wouldn't be taken seriously which is why she just sits at home all day and interacts with her fake bot friends and her lovely goblin mother.

No. 845578

>>845514
All American and European diplomats are registered. That's just how it is. There is no 20something year old French diplomat named Phillippe. She's a retardly bad liar.

No. 845586

>>845515
You've really hit the nail on the head. I see instagram influencers everywhere in the city, and they're always taking hundreds of photos in really beautiful locations. Parks, gardens, skylines, ~ aesthetic ~ restaurants— these people seem to put in a lot of effort to make their photos look good, whereas Lille just sits on her fat ass all day and takes photos in her backyard.

Frankly, I think Lillee's so socially stunted that she is incapable of enjoying the city on her own (e.g. enjoying one of the many incredible cafes/restaurants here, going shopping, visiting a museum). If she went anywhere, she'd talk a stranger's ear off and weird them out. She would also be too embarrassed to have an unprofessional 10-20 min photoshoot somewhere in the city like real booty influencers do, even if it were her mom taking the photos. I know she posted those "paparazzi" pictures one time, but those weren't taken in crowded areas like Manhattan. I think she mentally cannot handle being around other people because she's been trapped in the Goblin Attic for so long.

It's nothing short of depressing that she lives in such an amazing city and yet does not enjoy all it has to offer. What's even the point of being here? kek.

No. 845610

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>>845586 Oh man, I almost forgot about those paparazzi pictures, those were hilarious. She didn't even put in any effort (she never does anyway) and you could tell they were taken on her phone by her mom. Real paparazzi aren't running up to people asking for their subject's phone so they can take a picture of them, the whole thing was so poorly done and made 0 sense that it gave me schadenfreude. "Oh they just caught me singing as I was leaving the corner bodega, loltotesaceleb but there's not a person in sight." (Picrel) Not to mention she looks exceptionally… exceptional. Even more so than usual, which is saying alot. This was taken what, a year or two ago? At this rate, she'll look like Laur's twin androgynous sister by the New Year, with a junior-slaton physique to match.

No. 845611

>>845610
I really just can't get over how she looks 40 andf 14 at the same time.
But yeah the fake paparazzi photos were probably the peak of embarrassing shit Lillee has done, genuinely. She's acted like a complete buffoon in public and lied about having a boyfriend that's a French Diplomat, but this honestly takes the cake for me.

No. 845618

>>845560
Wrong person fucktard

No. 845622

>>845610
This is the shit she should be putting on her merch. Imagine if she sold pillows and shirts with this post and the met gala photo (complete with the caption thanking James Dee). She might actually sell a few

It’s a huge mistake that they don’t just embrace the cringe / infamy angle. Obviously she’s far from famous, but she has gained somewhat of a genuine following…it’s almost entirely people that are laughing at her or want to produce content making fun of her.

If she really wants to be social media famous, she should just accept her fate as a goblin while she still has everyone’s attention. People will get bored and move on eventually and then she’ll just be pumping out videos and buying followers for an audience of Pradeeps.

If laur didn’t have a room temperature iq, she’d realize their only chance at any real social media success is to stop hoping people are ever going to love or admire her daughter and just start letting her persona be the clown that people love to hate. I mean, that’s already how everyone sees her, so why not just roll with it?

Like plan a big pheepy reveal and recruit some random guy to fake a bad French accent and make it obvious he’s just reading from a script. Do a “tribal royalty across Africa” makeup tutorial to “prove once and for all Lillee isn’t racist”. Photoshop pictures of Lillee volunteering at a local Hebrew school. Do an Anne Frank cosplay. Bring back shaniqua and romalette and have them fight with the “haters” in her YouTube comments. People coming to hate watch will bring more views than what they can afford to buy

She’s never going to be able to redeem herself, so why not just do offensive and ridiculous shit and let people laugh at her and repeatedly ‘cancel’ her?

No. 845624

>>845622
As amazing as this idea is, we all know the true reason is because she's so far up her own ass. She has no friends not only because she's unlikeable and no one would want to be her friend anyway, but because she thinks she's better than everyone and couldn't handle having a friendship that isn't just her friend worshipping the ground she walked on. She probably sits at home daydreaming about being "The Queen of the United States" for all we fucking know lmfao

No. 845627

She could also hire one of thousands of aspiring photographers in New York to do a proper photoshoot without disco ball stickers

No. 845631

>>845627 Keyword there is "hire", and we all know they don't have money for that. There's no shame in DIY if you know what you're doing, but that's not the case with Lillee or her painfully stupid pig mom. Real and/or aspiring photographers give direction, they'll tell you how to pose, suggest what to wear so that you stand out from the background and so on, and we all know these two would have an epic tantrum if anyone dare suggest that that this sUpEr fAmOuS influencer didn't have control over everything. Cows always think they're the best and can do no wrong, these two bell ends are no different.

As for "embracing the cringe", neither Lillee nor Laur are capable of that, they have no sense of humor and they both have chips on their shoulder the size of Lillee's deformed ass. They're so convinced that their big break is right around the corner that suggesting anything other than pure idolatry isn't going to happen. For two people with literally nothing to offer and even less going for them, you'd think they'd be open to the idea - Atleast they'd make a few bucks more than they have now. Alas, common sense is about as rare in that household as bathing, so they'll turn up their huge noses at it. What I don't get is how her and her mom can look at the bevy of other SM influencers that are Lillee's age and think they have an actual shot. They're either blind or so incredibly delusional that they can't see what we all do: a deformed, obese, goblin troll that's face is somehow nastier than her attitude, with no discernable talent to speak of. I can understand being money hungry I suppose, but can Laur really not see that Lillee has an iceberg's chance in hell in such an over-saturated market? She's gotta know her kid is disgusting, right?

No. 845635

>>845622
Hiding in an attic, beset by boolie Nazis– she's pretty much living an Anne Frank cosplay every day of her life

No. 845646

Goblin doesn’t post daily anymore which means attic funds are prob low

No. 845653

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First Post so sorry if I fuck up but after lurking here for long enough and all the talk about her easily being able to get out there, this kinda made me wheeze.

No. 845664

>>845653
At first I actually thought LJ lied about living in New York 'cause the photos she does take outside look like they could be taken anywhere in the country. I was shocked to learn that it wasn't another lie and she was letting that amazing backdrop go to waste.

>>845622
I'd pay good money to watch Lillee embarrass herself in a synagogue. Hell, I'd personally escort her just so I could convince her to take a dip in the mikveh only to see how quick the other women get out as the water turns to goblin soup kek.

No. 845677

>>845622
This is literally the best thing I read anon, legitimately her biggest chance at ironic internet fame since the booty guru path isn't particularly leading her anywhere

I wonder if she's reading this lmao

No. 845692

Sage because it's not adding anything new but

damn sometimes I think about how successful LJ would be if she stopped spending hours and hours a day running sockpuppet accounts and spent the exact same amount of time and energy on actually building her channel. If she actually improved her skills, she could probably never be famous but I'm sure she could get an actual modest following. I think she really does it full time already, why not actually just grow her channel with that time instead?

She looks kind of like a goblin but I think if her content and makeup skills were good many people might overlook that

No. 845697

>>845692
It's because Lillee thinks she doesn't need to improve her makeup "skills". Laur has showered her in praise since birth and told her anyone who says otherwise is a bully, hence LJ being so far up her own ass she's a human ouroboros. Even without Laur in the picture hyping her up, LJ would still maintain that mentality of thinking she's better than everyone else. At this point I genuinely think she might be beyond help. She's so intensely sheltered and deprived of socialisation (not to mention she clearly has some kind of mental retardation or developmental issue) it would take literal years of therapy to even begin to help her.

No. 845698

>>845697
Samefagging to add that LJ is also heavily reliant on shooping her pictures, so I guess she rationalises it as "oh well, I can tweak this on my phone/computer" as opposed to improving her application. She never left the house anyway and now she's got the covid excuse she ain't changing that for a long time, so it's not like she has to worry about irl people noticing her shitty makeup. Apart from those pesky paparazzi and Pheepy of course kek.

No. 845699

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>>845692
She’s not that great at makeup and she absolutely refuses to learn new techniques or learn how to use smaller brushes. Her looks often have massive lashes that cover up most of the shadow and make her looks dated and not trendy. She can’t even take proper care of her hair or learn how to section it when styling.

There are tons of influencers on ig who aren’t conventionally beautiful or who have some sorts of disabilities and who are miles better than Lillee when it comes to makeup and presenting yourself.

Tess Daly has one good arm for gods sake and is in a wheelchair:

No. 845700

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Looking g8

No. 845701

>>845677
You assume Lillee can read?

No. 845702

>>845692
My thoughts exactly. If she spent time actually developing her skills instead of pursuing her bullied narrative and throwing strops she might actually get somewhere. But we all know that's not going to happen as it would mean she wouldn't have that angle as an excuse as to why she never goes outside. As for effort she is putting in some to put as much content as she does and edit it. But even top shelf gurus don't do this instead the think about what they are going to do and plan it out properly. Heck she could even develop editing skills and she the service to make cash but let's be honest working for someone else isn't going to happen.

No. 845703

>>845702
Lillee is a CEO, she will never stoop down to working for someone else

No. 845707

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>>845700 My God is this thing incapable of taking a good picture? There's plenty of ugly people on the internet but they make themselves look presentable, but that's too hard for our goblin sperg apparently. What the fuck is this picture? It looks like a facial alright, just not the type she's going for.

Picrel is from her new video she posted an hour ago. She tries to convince us she took a shower because the first thing she says is "You know that feeling when you take a really good shower? That's where I am right now." Yeah, sure Lillee. Did you bathe in pure crisco? If you're going to brag about taking a shower, you should atleast take one or make it look like you did. The way she speaks is just so forced and fake and it's obvious to everyone who watches her. This is one of the many reasons that she'll never have a following, she's just a complete phony. Bitch can't even be bothered to get out of her pajamas, but atleast this shirt isn't stained to hell and back. Would a bra or properly fitting clothes kill her or does she just not wanna spend money on anything but bots?

No. 845709

>>845707
LOL the fact that she takes so few showers, that she has to literally announce that she took one and how it feels for her to finally take one. Omg.

No. 845710

For someone who claims to have such sensitive skin, she uses a billion different products and isn't consistent with any of them… she should go to the doctor ("derm" as she always says) and get a medicated cream for her rosacea… nothing she does makes any sense

No. 845712

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New Laur sock..the email and number matches hers. Seems like the attic got a big ego hit after the vibe stream, McKenzie, Aimee badmouthing them and the satirical stream by the two latinx guys who were clearly trolling Lillee
This is their second sock in a few days: the first one is suspected to be laur running it with the help of some tweens

No. 845713

>>845712

"latinx". You're on lolcow, you don't need to use those asinine terms here. It doesn't even fit at all since they're both guys and therefore latino.

No. 845727

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Lillee serving Midwestern Divorcée MLM Hon

No. 845739

>>845712
I dont understand the tween narrative. Couldn’t it just be laur by herself?

No. 845740

>>844495
sage for retardness but who is that guy?

No. 845741

>>845740
He was in Doctor Strange

No. 845742

>>845727
Her hair is tragic and tensing her neck to make collarbones pop isn’t fooling anyone

No. 845743

>>845741
>>845740
That’s a photo of Simu Liu, the star of the upcoming MCU film Shang Chi and the Ten Rings, not Benedict Wong from Dr. Strange

No. 845745

>>845739
The account doesn’t use many laurisms and the login info doesn’t match laur or lillee’s iirc

No. 845747

Her skincare videos are the best to watch bc she has clearly no idea what the fuck she’s doing. She uses the products in the wrong order, mixes retinol with vitamin C, uses heavily fragranced bc that’s all the Pr she gets, and you see her disgusting skin turn bright red as she applies more and more shit to her face

No. 845751

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>>845747 Damn anon, you weren't kidding. She puts on SPF too, again in the wrong order, and what's the point? She doesn't leave the house. At 1:45 in the new video she says "I'm putting on SPF because I'm already starting to freckle…" Uh, what? I know her English is horrendous, but "starting to freckle?" means what exactly? She's always been covered in freckles, she's not getting them from the 2 minutes of sun she sees a day when passing by a window. This whole video is bizarre. At 1:12 she actually snorts in some of the product through her big ass nose too. Classy. For someone whose just showered, there's so much dandruff in her greasy ass hair it's almost impressive.

At 1:31 she says she has "really sensitive skin so I can't go crazy with vitamin C, I gotta work my way up there" which makes no sense because she's been applying it to her entire face for the last 45 seconds. Including underneath all her chins (why??). You don't mix retinol with vitamin C, that goes double if your face is already as red as a tomato like Lillee's. The way she whisper talks is almost as annoying as the way she applies her skincare. It's just so bizarre.

She gets the sunscreen in her hair which is really obvious around the 2 min mark. She applies serum onto of SPF and lotion and doesn't even give any of it time to really sink in before she's smearing the next layer of shit on her face. Aren't beauty gurus supposed to know about skincare? Because this video is pretty much a tutorial for what not to do.

No. 845752

>>845751
She also either says “neeeyacinamide” or “neeecinamide”
She can’t even be assed to research the proper pronunciation of the shit she’s using. Also none of those serums are penetrating that mineral spf and she’s not getting any sun protection either by layering it like that. No wonder her face always looks so peely with foundation separating all over. She has no idea how to layer skincare and doesn’t wait for anything to absorb before adding a shit ton of other things on top. This hurt to watch

No. 845753

>>845751
She also uses a literal pea sized amount of spf over all the vitamin c and only put it on the middle of her face and forehead. The neck is very prone to sun damage and she doesn’t even properly take it down to her chin.
It’s a good thing the goblin doesn’t leave the house bc that much vit c with such little sun protection is bound to give her a chemical burn

No. 845760

>>845753
vitamin C, ascorbic acid, doesn’t sensitize you to the sun
now, some vitamin C serums are made with orange or lemon, which has limonene and that does sensitize you to the sun

No. 845768

She does these skincare videos once every couple of months or so and it's always an entirely new set of skincare every time. Even if she was applying stuff correctly, she gives no chance for her skin to get used to anything before she switches it up again.

No. 845769

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No. 845774

>>845743
>>844495
Is she saying she wants a role in Dr Who now? After telling she didn't even liked the serie?

No. 845775

>>845769 if that face doesn't scream "I'm a legit tard" then idk what does

No. 845787

>>845769
Her jaw is still fucked up. No amount of braces is going to fix that

No. 845797

>>845774
Doctor Who is not Doctor Strange

And like >>845743 mentioned, Simu Liu isn’t even in Doctor Strange. I think LJ just wants to get a role in MCU in general (which has been her obsession even in the first thread with her wanting to be cast as Yelena Belova coz of her “heritage”)

No. 845800

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>>845797
Incredible that they picked the uggo on the bottom when Lillee was available

No. 845823

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Lillee filed a copyright strike on Tatiana’s old video

No. 845825

>>845823
Oy vey, when will these retards ever give up? I keep hoping the goblins get copyright striked by Disney for one of her shitty cosplays but idk how the laws work wrt cosplay. I just want Lillee and Laur to have a taste of their own medicine.

No. 845826

>>845823
Filed out of jealousy, I think. Tatiana said she’s making a new video about Lillee because she needs to save up for a Vegas trip. Lillee can’t make money off her own videos but literally every other creator gets views by talking about her.

No. 845828

>>845825
Surprised they haven't been. Am sue disney were dcmaing/c&ding everything that mentioned loki, including mythology websites/etsy stores a month or so ago. Am surprised some brands haven't done it to keep themselves from being linked to her.

No. 845830

>>845828
Disney are constantly one step away from having Mickey Mouse behead a cosplayer ISIS propaganda style so the fact Lillee hasn't even once been copywrited despite her princess sperging is absolutely incredible

No. 845841

>>845830
because lillee puts her own little goblin-style “original twist” on each look she does, duh!

No. 845856

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No. 845859

>>845830

maybe i'm misremembering (i tried looking in other threads with no luck,) but didn't she have merch for sale with a photo of her merida cosplay slapped on at one point?

No. 845866

>>845856
the same damn look over and over. change the wig and its the same make up as the WandaVision, and tinkerbelle, and Belle, and Elsa.

No. 845867

>>845856
Man. That pose looks super uncomfortable, awkward, and it's not doing her any favors. Her neck looks like a horse's neck, and the combination of a lack of bra/shitty bra and her long flat boobs makes the space between her jaw/neck and where her boobs are look very long. And it just makes her look extra thick as a result.

No. 845868

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She's really got to invest in some good bras or get someone who will tell her not to publish a picture because it's not flattering. She practically looks like she is missing a tit.

No. 845891

Is it typical for makeup guru's to have so much fall out from eyeshadow that they need cotton rounds under the eye to catch it? or is she just bad at putting on eyeshadow?
Is it typical to do the eyes first before foundation? I always find it jarring seeing her with full eye makeup with her splotchy face

No. 845892

no boogers lately

No. 845894

>>845891
No, she loads up her brushes with tons of shadows and goes to town on her lids instead of building up the color. This much fallout makes the products she’s using look bad

No. 845902

>>845859
Ayrt. I know exactly what bag you're talking about, I posted it. It's the fucking one where they cropped most of the bow out (one of the defining characteristics of Merida) just to fit Lillees full body in. It's incredible and I was thinking at the time "how has Disney not woolled these fuckers around?"

No. 845915

>>845902
Are there images of this still around somewhere? We could report piracy and copyright infringement on her ass.(cowtipping)

No. 845916

>>845915
No cowtipping, anon. And pls sage your bs

No. 845925

I really wish she would at least double shampoo her hair every now and then if she is going to absolutely insist on leaving such a long period of time between washes. There is no way whatever shampoo she uses lathers properly on the first wash with hair that filthy.

No. 845929

>>845868
Her tits are seemingly repelled by each other other like when you try and push together the wrong ends of magnets. She genuinely looks like she's had a partial mastectomy in photos like this. My guess is that Laur has never took her to a proper underwear shop and had her chest measured and bought her a bra that didn't come from Walmart.

No. 845932

>>845929
It has nothing to do with wearing a wrong bra or not wearing a bra.
Some women have small boobs, never wear a bra and their boobs never turn like that.
It's her goblin genetics.

No. 845935

>>845932
AYRT, I didn't actually consider that. If every other part of her body looks weird and deformed, I shouldn't be surprised she has weird boobs kek.

No. 845937

>>845868
How does her hair look so greasy yet dry at the same time. It'd look so much better if she just dyed it brunette (she has to accept that she's not blonde), got some anti dandruff shampoo and a hydrating conditioner and stopped with all the serums and oils. she hasn't even brushed or styled it for the photo ffs

No. 845938

>>845937
I hope she doesn't dye her hair because the blonde/strawberry blonde LARP is hilarious. For a proud Jewish woman she's awfully obsessed with having blonde hair and blue eyes kek.

No. 845944

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She’s showing her haterz that she can fit a strap around her cankle

No. 845945

>>845944
Go girl! Get that footfag money!

No. 845976

>>845944
Yeah congrats LJ for finally buying plus size/wide shows. Those cankles look CHONKY. There is nothing pETiTe about her hobgoblin body…

No. 845978

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She went to the dentist today and she wore a new outfit! Big day for Lillee.

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No. 845982

>>845980
Who wears those granny heels to the dentist lmaof

No. 845987

>>845982
Going to the dentist is a whole event for her

No. 845988

>>845944
I know this is a huge nitpick but in the reflection of the sun you can see her leg hair is quite long. No judgement from me, I'm lazy as fuck shaving mine and I have dense dark hair. Just find it weird that a booty gooroo isn't at least shaving her legs when she's going out. But with fair hair I guess you get away with it.

>>845980
PhotoShop enough fog on this and she'll look like a Silent Hill creature kek.

No. 845989

>>845978
any context for the middle picture? why tf is she doing that

No. 845990

>>845980
She should not wear rompers..they make her look stodgy and stumpier than usual and those legs aren’t meant to be shown off

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No. 845995

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The sizing changed. Not her growing ass and terrible eating habits. Bitch needs to get back to the "just chicken and veggies, nothing on them" diet she so loved. Sweet Chinese food is crazy unhealthy. Just because it's Asian doesn't mean it's healthy Janice.

No. 845997

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>>845995
Anon she’s tiny, you don’t understand

No. 845999

>>845997
I'm so fucking sick of her #staysafe "look at me I wear a mask, I can follow simple guidelines" flexing. As if anyone needs Attic Academy lessons on the pandemic. She's vaccinated (I think fully IIRC) and in the fresh air on a deserted street with no one but her momager who she lives with and still wearing a mask. Knowing her hygiene and how messy her clothes typically are her masks must be total germ farms. She'd catch bacterial pneumonia from them if she actually went out on a regular basis.

No. 846000

>>845997
Yeah a tiny fat pig sure

No. 846003

>>845999

We all also know that she would need to come into contact with another human being outside her house and the dentists office in order to contract and pass on any virus. I would be surprised if LJ managed to pick up a seasonal flu from someone.

No. 846004

>>846003
I doubt she's had a cold since middle school. I can also see her as Patient Zero of a break out of headlice kek. Poor classmates.

No. 846006

>>845991
She keeps buying garbage from FN and that’s not very 1change4change of her because of all the slavery and pollution.

No. 846034

>>846006
she already did her 1 change (she bought a metal straw once), she doesn't need to do anything else by her own logic.

No. 846047

>>845989
Because it's her horny time of the month, anon. It's like clockwork

No. 846088

>>845978
The 3rd pic is so weird.
IDK if it's some distortion but LJ is so wide and the room seems really tiny with low window and low ceiling. Seems like a hangard especially with all the mess on the bg. Quite a downsize.

>>845989
>>845980
My first thought was: Is it a walking dead pic?
It's so disturbing when she tries to look gracefull and ends up giving horror movies vibes.
Her mask is too big and it's the one she wore at the surgery and the one she's always wearing. 10/10 she never cleaned it.

No. 846125

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She recently posted this. It makes me wonder if she has been sent a bunch for free. The brand has pictures of her all over their Instagram with cut and paste descriptions ripped straight from her page. Brand does look like a fairly legit kbrand.

No. 846132

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No. 846138

>>846132

>i tell all my friends


wow i bet solved completely sold out of masks almost immediately

No. 846174

>>846138

LMAO. "I tell all my friends" would those be the same friends that engage with you and comment on your Twitter? It surely isn't real life friends, we all know she doesn't have any and Laur doesnt count. I checked her Twitter out of curiosity and to nobody's surprise, she gets no retweets, no comments, no replies, nothing. I guess she couldn't purchase active bots on more than one platform, she's got her money tied up in cheap fashion nova outfits until she returns them and gets store credit.

No. 846185

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No. 846189

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No. 846194

>>846185
The absolute state of this girl's mouth. That orthodontist really is milking these peanut brains for all they're worth.

No. 846195

>>846185
why is she making the choice to post these i am going to vomit…brush behind your teeth lillee

No. 846203

>>846189
does this bitch not understand 11:11 or…?

No. 846204

>>846185
this is horrendous. dentalfags, please tell me exactly how bad this is

No. 846209

>>846204 Well, for starters, her dental hygiene must be absolute shit because aside from the staining and amount of plaque, there's a bunch of hardened tartar/calculus. Tartar can only be removed via ultrasonic device and professional tools at the dentist and I've never seen a dentist n do a cleaning beforehand. It's so bad that you can actually see the
accumulation behind her front teeth and in other places throughout her mouth I see small areas with decay and weakened enamel that needs to be dealt with. Any dentist/ortho worth their weight would've done a deep cleaning or perhaps some root planning and scaling prior to putting the braces on. It would help with the inflammation as well because it looks like she's got gum disease (which is common), not surprising judging the overall health of her mouth. I would be very surprised if all those gaps where teeth are missing magically "fill in" like she keeps saying. If they do, they'll be fucked up and small like her other teeth, making it look like there's still gaps. Ill just stop there for now.

This is what happens when someone's parents don't teach them proper hygiene or take their kids to dental/ medical professionals preemptively for routine care.

No. 846223

>>846185
Her teeth look like buttered popcorn. No wonder laur pulled her out of school, little goblin probably got the shit roasted out of her everyday.

No. 846225

>>846209
Thank you dental anon.
She has a shitload of tartar wtf. The force pulling the canine is not good.
What are the blue thing between the teeth? I never saw something similar.

No. 846230

>>846225
She said in the video that the blue things are molar spacers. She didn’t explain why they’re using them though.

No. 846233

>>846185
I wonder if she still thinks that doing all of this at 20 years old vs doing it when she was 14 is a good idea

No. 846238

>>846230

Sage for dentalfagging

The spacers are to make enough room between her back molars so that the 'molar bands' can fit (like a little circle of metal that wraps around the entire tooth). These are used to anchor the braces and bring the teeth forward. They can also be used to anchor a palette expander although its ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that she does not need her mouth to be any larger.

Source: I had em.

No. 846240

>>846185
>>846209
This made me paranoid about how my teeth and the backs of them look up close and I took a picture to make sure. I can admit my dental hygiene is not perfect but they are nothing like this. How the fuck are they caked with tartar at 20 years old. That toothbrush must really be collecting some dust.

>>846223
>Her teeth look like buttered popcorn
I laughed audibly.

No. 846249

In The VLOG she posted on youtube, Laur is in the room with Lillee at the dentist. I got braces when I was 13, and I never had my mom hovering over me in the room. Lillee is fucking 20 years old and can't do anything by herself.

No. 846253

>>846185
She picks the worst colors for braces. Gray makes her teeth look more dirty.

No. 846257

>>846249
>"This is after about 2 and a half months of surgery, everything is healing mm, okay"
>"They also put in a coil just so that we can change that position"
I hate the way she explains everything like she is a professional on that topic and she is teaching us.

No. 846259

>>846249
I think the Invisalign farm she goes to has an open concept layout so it’s easier for Laur to hover around

No. 846260

>>846233
I'd at least argue on one hand, it is better late than never, but yeah her teeth were so far gone by the time she finally did it. Blogposting, but my mom got braces at 45, but she took insanely good care of her teeth and only wanted them to move them in a slightly more attractive positioning, not necessarily to hugely "fix" anything. But still though, at least something is finally happening?

No. 846262

>>846259
>>846249

NAYRT, my orthodontist office was also open plan with a bunch of chairs in one room, and my mom also never hovered over me like Laur is and I got mine at 10 years old.

No. 846272

>>846249
How do you get teeth this gross at only 20? She can straighten them all she wants, they’ll still be the color of fucking corn. Do they not do some kind of cleaning before doing work like this??

No. 846282

Looks like Laur is on a striking spree again with old videos. Am wondering if it's to drum up attention as they ain't getting enough.

No. 846283

>>846282
I personally believe that’s why they do it. When people stop talking about Lillee and Laur , they start trying to stir things up again. It’s been a pretty consistent cycle.

No. 846292

>>846282 I guess that's one way to get attention, but you'd think that they would have realized by now that she's got a snowflake's chance in hell of making this a career, especially if they have to cause problems to get views. It's almost as if Laur is incapable of noticing how much talent Lillee lacks compared to other "influencers" her age, the same way she's incapable of noticing that her daughter looks like a mutant midget science experiment gone wrong. Any normal parent would see that this shtick isn't working after all these years and try to talk to their child about getting an education so they can have a career in the future. It's crystal-fucking-clear to anyone with working eyes that LJ will never be rich and famous, yet the Goblin's seem to think it'll happen any day now.

Whatever, more milk for us.

No. 846315

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Lillee is peddling an MLM product for McKenzie Westmore. The affiliate link seems to have the same referral number as McKenzie’s but idk how it works exactly

No. 846330

>>846315
Sometimes MLM people will just get their friends (or in this case, engagement pod people) to promote their affiliate links instead of recruiting them. They will promise "discounts" for their items and will send out product to be a tester and promoter. Sometimes they will even go as far as saying they'll get free items when it's just samples. Usually it's the work around to friends unwilliing to sign up as a distributor. I bet Lillee was too broke to afford the startup fee on top of thinking the product is actually good (because I bet McKenzie drilled it into her head that it is, that's what all MLM people do, and Lillee is impressionable), so she did this to receive "discounts" or free samples, but also the free product to promote it.
I put discount in quotes because they just mark up the price and then put the discounted price to what they were selling it at anyway.

No. 846336

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>>845978
Here are the vids. Note Lillee's tone isn't the fake high pitched uwu disney princess voice she normally puts on.

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No. 846343

>>846338

This feels like a failed attempt to copy those videos of thin, pretty influencers who move the camera down to show their outfits (but in reality mostly do it bc they have great bodies). Difference being that they know how to use angles to look even better whereas Lillee just looks like a washed out potato sack.

No. 846345

Why can't she use this voice instead of the grating "pwincess" voice. She might fine more people would watch her as its less annoying. Despite the sizing looking a bit off this playsuit is miles better than the pink. First off the colour suits her better, it also looks less like its cutting her into a million pieces.

No. 846347

>>846341
Keks at the mask at the floor.
And the bitch has the audacity to tell people how to wear masks!

No. 846365

Her "smile" honestly just reminds of a grin 5 year old makes when mother tells them to smile for a picture which parents find adorable. When Lillee makes it, it's just creepy and off-putting. But I'm sure Laur loves it.

No. 846375

>>846340
>hair flip away from booba
>adjust titty with a sigh
Lillee you're supposed to be less obvious

No. 846402

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No. 846412

>>846402

Every time I successfully interpret one of Laur or Lillee's meandering blobs of attic pidgin into English, I worry that one day their fucked-up speech patterns with start to infiltrate my own dialect.

Being fluent in goblinese should count as a second language (for those of us who actually speak our native tongues coherently.)

No. 846433

>>846402
As someone who speaks English as a second language and constantly doubts my own skills. Nothing makes me feel so smug about my abilities as watching Lillee routinely butcher the English language.

>>846412
Goblinese definitely counts as a new language and translators should get paid tbh.

No. 846445

>>846341
wow, the new attic seems to be the size of a closet. the Truemans keep moving on down the property ladder

No. 846446

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>>846339
lol if she were truly at an 8 for pain she'd be sobbing and trying not to pass out. I don't doubt it hurts terribly, but she looks like she's more of a 4-6 in this.

No. 846527

>>846343

hey, don't insult potato sacks like that.

No. 846596

so now that the chris chan revelations are out, how long do you think til we get confirmation that there's some literal mother fucking going on in the goblin attic?

No. 846624

>>846596
Can't believe I'm defending these bitches but neither of them are that bad. I think it's just emotional incest and lack of boundaries with Lillee and Laur. Lillee is rigidly heterosexual despite her pansexual claims plus Laur has been homophobic in the past so I can't see either of them sinking that low.

No. 846806

>>846624
Yeah I think Lillee and Laur are more the type to take a shit in the toilet while the other is using the bathtub type of weird relationship, they're not fucking. I genuinely can not imagine Lillee having any kind of sex let alone with Laur

No. 846849

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Lillee seems to be doing alot of lives with Poc's wonder if this is her trying to prove she's not racist by being look see I did this with this person. This guy is a producer … fingers crossed Lillee is dropping a album. Kek

No. 846850

>>846849
What kind of sick fuck would that producer have to be in order to willingly inflict us with the terror of Lillee Jeans shrieking?

No. 846912

>>846850
Probably as bad as Patrice Wilson (infamous for Rebecca Black's "Friday"), if not worse. Patrice had some abysmal excuses for talent signed onto his label, and if he hadn't shut it down, he might have convinced the attic goblin to put out an album of 120dB+ REEEEing (and that everyone would buy it).

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No. 847031

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I have to admit, I did a double take. I had a holy hell, she must have went to a salon and got highlights and a blowout, her hair looks SO much healthier. She looks kinda nice, she looks like person who takes care of themselves…

No, it's a wig. Of course it is. duh.

No. 847091

>>847031
Jesus christ anon, for a second there I genuinely thought Lillee actually took some advice and did her hair. Not to jump the gun here but maybe, just maybe, she might see how good her hair looks here and try to actually do it for real

No. 847098

>>847031
This saturated blue also looks good on her. Same color as the dress in the awful Malvie shoot but her styling is youthful and it makes her look so much better. She also isn't straining her neck or popping out her eyes or twisting her body in a weird pose.
She looks like an average 20 year old with a small apartment that has friends like Tater Tatiana and they get coffee together a few times a week and maybe she even has a long term, supportive boyfriend. She looks so normal here it's astounding.

No. 847107

>>847098
I guess normal from the nose down. Those eyes look absolutely crazy

No. 847114

>>847098
Yeah it's really surprising.

Like, honestly? I'd probably subscribe to a healthy and well adjusted Lillee.

No. 847125

>>847114

I'm going to pose a question to all anons: If she somehow snapped out of these delusions, broke free from Laur, got therapy, and genuinely started trying to live a life as normal as she can, would you guys watch her? I don't think I could even if she did all of this, I think the damage is too far in.

No. 847133

>>847125
I'd have to watch her for two reasons. Firstly, if she did that I would be fucking fascinated. Secondly, in the same way a million people bullied the people who made the Sonic movie into improving their shit, I feel like all the time I spent bitching about Lillee to improve would have to be justified by watching an improved Lillee

No. 847157

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Thank you for signing your tweets

No. 847167

>>847125

absolutely not. the person you're describing sounds like just some regular-degular middle class 20-year-old white girl. not exactly a fount of riveting content and with 38,478,135,485 other regular-degular white girl influencers available for consumption, there'd be nothing to make her stand out.

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No. 847364

>>847157
I’ll never understand why she feels the need to sign her own tweets. However it’s hilarious cause one day she’s gonna post something so bad and have her signature there so she can’t really deny that it was her.

No. 847371

>>847364
I would if she explained everything that had been going on and actually worked towards actually accepting responsibility and learning how to cope with the fact not everyone will love her.

>>847125

Am guessing it's to prove its not laur posting and the unsigned sperges on her page are laur.

No. 847376

>>847364
some actual celebs on social media sign off with their name if it's them as their management usually post for them, probably to hold up the charade that she actually had a manager and not just letting laur sperg on her account

No. 847387

>>847031
I don't get it, the amount of money she wastes on wigs would pay for a lot of salon trips. She may as well shave her hair off at this point if she's too fucking lazy to look after it. And yeah LJ looks better here, but of course she does, it's shooped. Wait until the video is out and you see her in motion without filters and PhotoShop.

>>847125
I'd watch a couple videos out of curiosity in the hopes she does a tell-all on Laur but I wouldn't stick around. She's still a shitty person and that self-righteous personality ain't going away overnight. I think she would just turn into yet another "Woe is me, I'm mentally ill so nothing is ever my fault. I had a really hard day because my therapist told me to stop being a cunt, please feel bad for me." YouTubers.

No. 847630

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Laur is back to DMCA claiming shit she doesn't own with links to lillees demo reel as 'proof'.

No. 847652

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Saged, but Lille randomly blocked me after following her for ages and never once interacting with her posts. Has she done this to anyone else?

No. 847704

>>847652 Yes. Plus, your profile is real. She knows 98% of her followers are bots and the rest are Indian men or scam artists she's done "business" with that haven't yet blocked her, and you probably don't fit into any of those categories. Even she knows that she's an unlikable twat that can't get real followers and she probably deleted you for being suspicious. Plus in Lillee's world, if you're not kissing her ass then you're the enemy.

No. 847741

is she still pansexual? no mention of this since the instant pride month ended

No. 847744

>>847741
answered your own question. it is no longer pride month so it is no longer relevant for the attention seeking

No. 847753

>>847704
someone whos prime directive is to build a fanbase is now blocking anyone who follows her. How she expects to get that fanbase if everyone is blocked on sight I do not know

No. 847772

>>847753
Exactly my thoughts. She's probably blocked genuine fans because they aren't white knight or fans that interact but just follow her. It screams of paranoid behaviour something that's clearly been instilled in her. The whole if the ain't kissing your ass their out to get you way of thinking.

I don't interact with celebrities I follow because am not into that whole arhhh give me attention for liking you thing.

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No. 847878

>>847870
Graphic design is my passion

No. 847879

>>847870
Looks like they are both rolling in some shit

No. 847881

>>847870
She's really churning out these lives.

No. 847882

>>847870

again? last time she had lillee on her live to give a talk about "business strategy"

>>805009
>>805018
>>805022

maybe this time she'll talk about how to land investors for your startup, or how to make 1change4change when manufacturing high quality chinese slave labor merch for your upscale and 100% legit brand.

No. 847920

>>847870
Are engagement pod people always sad?

No. 847936

>>847920

It's giving me "1 hr free bottle service at Club Rendez-Vous" circa 2007

No. 847983

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Not sure the goblins will be to happy with being compared to a women who has stolen someone's identity. That womens mother gives very laur vibes even faking her daughters schooling. Maybe they could meet up and be friends.

No. 847996

this has been mentioned before but i just ran into two of her gifs that came up under “hide face” in Teams of all places… not a face i want to see at work.

No. 848014

>>844274
Just finished up another insta live with the Ashleigh Edwurd(?) where she once again waxed poetical bout her cyberboolying and at one point seemed to suggest that diane is in love with her.
Oh and she's still calling herself an entrepenur and Laur was policing the comments section as usual.

No. 848020

>>848014
She really needs to start talking about something else. I did notice it does seem to have gone a bit quiet so they started the dcma bullshit again no doubt to stir things up to keep the booling narrative alive. What are they going to do if their given radio silence? All the Callouts are just playing into their hands. If the callouts learned to stfu they would actually get what they want as the goblins wouldn't be able to do woe is me.

No. 848037

>>848014
Nothing like some paranoid homophobia from Miss Pansexual 2021

No. 848057

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>>848014
I find this fitting for the situation

No. 848064

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She looks like a cougar on the prowl

No. 848105

>>848020
How can she? Nothing else has happened to her. The only time she leaves the house is to go to the dentist. Honestly the woman who was interviewing her has accomplished so much more. Lillee should have been interviewing her, not the other way around.

No. 848106

>>848057
I've wanted to scream this at her for so long. It's SUPER fitting.

No. 848109

I'm curious as to just what the "interviewer" gains out of this? Lillee got her ego stroked but all this did was make the other girl look incredibly uninformed. I've seen harder hitting interviews from the Today show. Did the pod promise her something? Did Laur?

No. 848120

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This guy shares any videos he finds interesting it seems. Not long after he did Laur starts sending him messages. Proving that she's the one stalking her daughters name day and night. I wonder if she contacted him as he seems to have a following and is verified.

No. 848125

>>848120
>this all started when she was 15

I love how it gets younger every time. Wasn't she actually 17-turning-18?

No. 848128

>>848125
She was 18 when the post was made on Beauty Guru Chatter. Her birthday is in April and the post was made in July. There was another post about her, made when she was 16ish, on another subreddit, delusional artists. When Laur and Lillee talk about how she's been stalked since she was 15,and they "gouged" out her eyes, that was from that thread. Laur apparently found it almost immediately after people started making fun of Lillee's artwork and how much she was trying to charge for it. Laur flipped out in the comments, and immediately started calling people pedos and obsessed with her daughter.

No. 848129

>>848128
Laur seems to have an obsession with pedophiles. Almost like she's projecting her own possible trauma.

No. 848131

>>848129
It's the biggest insult she can think of.

No. 848138

>>847870
She looks so crosseyed kek

No. 848153

Lmfao me reading the rumors about me. Number one, I was never a DJ. Never even posted a song. If you need information you could always ask me :). And for the Poe Tates comment, i was sticking up for Lillie before she played me and made a rumor about me.(no1curr)

No. 848161

>>848153
who the fuck are you

No. 848164

>>848161

The person who left this comment on Primink’s video >>844767

they said earlier Aimee Tariq warned them and now it’s another story. Probably some engagement pod scum trying to get attention from the bullies

No. 848167

I don’t need attention lol, I was part of Lille’s schemes. I thought she was “cool” but she ended up playing me. If you need more information, feel free to email me. And don’t worry about who the fuck I am.(surejan)

No. 848169

>>848167

Aren’t you Mynxdoll?(samefagging)

No. 848170

>>848167
No one cares you were in her engagement pod. It isn’t milk. Fuck off.

No. 848171

>>848167
Cause ur defending urself But I can understand why. Is tht why u deleted Instagram?(samefagging)

No. 848173

>>848170
yawn if you don’t like what I have to say shut the fuck up. No need to be a snowflake over what I said lmfaoooo(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 848175

>>848171
Nah, I deleted Instagram because it wasn’t for me anymore.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 848176

>>848175

I feel u. I would too. I remember u, Thts why I was like “mynxdoll?” Shame Tht u got caught in the crossfire.(samefagging)

No. 848177

>>848176
Lmao shit happens, bridges have been burn. These fucking pansies are a joke(samefagging)

No. 848178

>>848167
If you want anons to be nicer, you need to prove you’re actually in Lillee’s engagement pod. No one is emailing you.Post pictures of DMs or something.

No. 848181

>>848177

Ppl are funny asf on here.(samefagging)

No. 848184

>>848181

Meh, people have their opinions. But at the end of the day, people talk lol.(samefagging)

No. 848185

>>848184

I’m happy ur doin better. U didnt deserve to be part of tht.(samefagging)

No. 848186

>>848185

Ahaha! Thank you kindly!(samefagging)

No. 848188

>>848186

U used to be in an engagement pod with Lillee? Or were u two just talkin? Cuz tht varies also(samefagging)

No. 848189

>>848188

She reached out to me when we were mutuals with Aimee and this rapper dude name IAmJxseph.(samefagging)

No. 848191

>>848185
>>848186
What is this autism? Looks like samefagging, but we might have attracted two genuine retards.

>>848120
Laur starts feuds just based on a retweet. This shit doesn't surprise me.

No. 848192

>>848189

What did she say? U don’t have proof cuz ur no longer on IG?(samefagging)

No. 848193

>>848191

Oh great another snowflake made a remark lmao(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 848195

>>848193

It’s the trolls niggas be throwing the word “retard” as if they know what it is(samefagging)

No. 848196

>>848195

It takes one to know one basically. Looks like our conversation brought the pansies out(samefagging)

No. 848197

>>848196
Fuck it, guess all these niggas are retarded. All u did was say ur side and they all have a titty attack(samefagging)

No. 848198

>>848197
Either provide screenshots of milky conversations with Lillee or shut the fuck up

No. 848199

>>848198

How bout u shut the fuck up and leave Mynxdoll alone. Lillee got her into the mess. And she said she doesn’t have Instagram. So shut up nigga(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 848201

>>848199
Chill, let them talk.(samefagging)

No. 848202

>>848201
Ppl are retarded u literally said U don’t have IG anymore. Niggas are dumb(samefagging)

No. 848203

>>848202

Meh, people just like to start drama. Just like Lillee Jean.(samefagging)

No. 848204

>>848203

The followers of Lillee Jean(samefagging)

No. 848205

I can’t decide if these retards are the rogue nazi tween callouts or Elaine

No. 848206

>>848204

Let me grab some tea before the snowflakes come back. Gotta love the drama(samefagging)

No. 848207

>>848205

Found another retard(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 848212

Did you hear that LJ wants to sue some
Ppl because they called her a “bloke” on Instagram? Shes fucking strange(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 848213

>>848212
Facts yo(samefagging)

No. 848214

>>848212

Isn’t there something with a Lily chick?(samefagging)

No. 848215

>>848214
Uh who?(samefagging)

No. 848216

>>848191
Is this not the same shit Lillee is doing on Twitter? She tweets the most random, unnoteworthy stuff to try to bury the callouts. Are we sure they aren’t trying this on lolcow? It just seems like some weirdly random back and forth about nobodies that are claiming to be involved that no one has ever heard of.

No. 848218

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>>844274

She really thinks wearing an old stretched out bleached shirt is the best outfit to wear when thanking her fans on the milestone of 20K subs

No. 848220

>>848216
Mae reads like the captions on Shaniqua’s IG. Double spacing after punctuation, gratuitous n bombing and bizarre phrases like “titty attack”.

No. 848225

the shirt is apparently her "badge of honor" after abusing the fuck out of her hair lmao

No. 848226

>>848191
it's almost certainly someone replying to themselves kek no one writes like this unless they're trying very very hard to sound like a different person.

>>848220
you're right anon, I'll put on this tinfoil hat

No. 848239

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>>848226

Whoever it is, they're either mentally slow or a child (which means it could be a clout-chasing tween or one or both of the attic goblins desperate for attention.)

No one actually talks like that in real life, and the one shoehorning in unnecessary n-bombs every other word is especially suspect. Remember when "mattinag" and "romalatte" had beef over their fake boyfriend "Chico?"

No. 848242

>>848153
Congratulations, you're nearly as autistic as Lillee Jean. Your posts have all been marked for samefagging.

Furthermore, reporting posts for "bullying" does nothing but make us laugh at you because you clearly have no idea where you are.

No. 848244

>>848242
Thank you! Took up 50 messages of pure annoyance for no reason.

No. 848271

At this point while watching her live that she just went on, I can’t tell if she is delusional or a liar. I really can’t tell if she just lies and thinks she can get away with the lies. That would be crazy though, there’s proof everywhere showing what she’s saying is false. So then, that leads me to delusion. Sometimes I wonder if she’s so delusional she believes her fabrications to be reality.

She says this all started when she was 15, but it didn’t. She says people threatened to rape her, but then I thought she said she never said that, and there was no proof of her even saying that? So I’m confused, because she keeps saying this. She says she was doxxed when she never was, but continues to dox innocent people. The only person who doxxed her is herself. She’s convinced people are after her because she’s “pretty” - a direct quote. She claims this is all Diane. And finally, she says she was swatted and we all know that is a big fat lie.

It never ends! If anything, the lies just get more grandiose and disturbing. She says she wants to spread positivity, but at the end of the day she’s just a mean, spoiled adult child with a bad personality and no talent who thinks she deserves the world without putting in any work.

She has such a nasty attitude, she’s rude, entitled and talks down to everyone unless they are smooching her butthole or are in her pod. I don’t think she knows what it’s like to truly have a real friend or a supportive circle. She never will if she continues on this way. She says she hates bullies and is a cyber bully advocate, but she’s a cyber bully. She stalks and harasses anyone who speaks out against her. Isn’t that what bullies do?

Seeing what she does makes me very sad.

No. 848275

So what, there's a qualification that you've got to score under 70 on an IQ test in order to get into Lillee's engagement pod? Every one of the (real) people she interacts with is a genuine moron.
>elaine
>shitty lawyer
>tired lady
>countless others
I've literally never seen a stupider group of people that work so hard against their own best interests.

No. 848285

>>848275
Anyone smarter wouldn't fall for a paid engagement pod.

No. 848295

>>848271
She’s both anon. It’s possible to be a delusional liar, she’s mentally ill and no one in her real life cares

No. 848312

I think Lillee buys into whatever her mom tells her. That being said, Laur tells her all internet celebrities buy followers and act this way (in a fake it till you make it scheme). I say this because she doesn't come across as having a typical 20 year olds understanding of how the internet works, and how to act on it. It's very "boomerish".

No. 848313

>>848312
Pretty much

I don't know how she thinks she is going to be discovered. Actually celebrities go to acting classes, dance class etc. Even those why natural talent. I have no idea why she thinks being in a school performance once or twice is good enough to perfect a skill. She should try her luck at extra work if she really wants to be "accidentally" discovered.

She needs to realise no-one is going to come to her. Not when there is thousand of people who are turning up for auditions etc.

No. 848314

>>848313
But anon, she participated in a middle school Korean dance! Her grandfather was an oil artist who specialized in Asian and maritime themes!

No. 848320

>>848314
If it were only that easy it would mean I was an actress and worked for bbc music and a boxing superstar based on my family history alone.

No. 848353

>>848320

There is a way for a mediocre person to achieve fame and success as an actor/model/dancer/singer/environmentalist/CEO: nepotism. Lillee seems to be planning her life around catching the nepotism express, except you actually have to know people in positions of power. Also, those people have to like you at least a little bit.

If only Laur actually was the Hollywood prop-master she pretends to be, LJ might have actually gotten to walk around in the background behind the lead actors in some terrible CW show just on those "connections" alone.

No. 848359

>>839381 Lillee never did upload her Nisekoi anime cosplay video. She doesn't exactly cosplay characters that aren't white because she thinks it will offend people. Did that one line tinfoiling Lillee would get called out keep her from uploading the video?

No. 848378

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No. 848407

>>848378 Jesus, this fat retard just keeps getting wider and wider. Also what the fuck is that outfit? Is Lillee blind? A few years back I went as Harley Quinn to a party, the black and red corset cost me maybe $95 USD? Surely an influencer could afford that instead of going through her obese mother's outdated lingerie closet? I'm sure you can find an inexpensive red and black corset online if you're trying to save money, but I forget how lazy Lillee actually is. The corset is lopsided ffs, and not a collarbone in sight. She puts no effort into anything, including & especially her hygiene. Even with the brightness and white balance turned all the way up, her kernel teeth still look like buttered popcorn. Why bother spending any money on braces for your 10 teeth if you can't even be bothered to brush your teeth in the morning?

As for her lying, I happen to agree, I think she actually believes her lies and it's clear she's delusional. Not to mention, she's probably one of the dumbest people I've encountered online, like 65-70 IQ level stupid with 0 life experience to boot. Remember when she told everyone she was flying out to LA to audition for a part in some Marvel movie? They cast big names for movies like that, yet we're supposed to believe an ugly, fat dwarf with no acting background or connections to Hollywood, somehow got an audition?You've gotta be absolutely delusional to believe that your audience would think that's true when you've never had a professional paid gig in your life. It's clear from her "talent" reels that she's never taken an acting class or a singing lesson and it shows. She's been trying to attain fame for years now and hasn't made any headway yet she still believes her big break is right around the corner. The only person who is dumb enough to listen to Lillee and believe her bullshit is her cow mother.

No. 848412

>>848407
Anon, you forgot that Laur pretty much decorated Johnny Depp’s house and she’s also best friends with Vanessa Bryant. They got mad connections in Hollywood

No. 848429

>>848412 oh yeah anon! How could I forget! Didn't they claim they had to help Vanessa with the funeral after Kobe died or something? I remember reading it and cringing so hard I think I cracked a molar. The thing about decorating Depp's house is laughable. I thought Laur was a propmaster to the stars? Now she's an interior decorator too? Or did Johnny decorate his home using a bunch of movie props? See this is yet another reason why people laugh at them and feel the need to call them out on all their lies. The shit they say is just so incredibly far-fetched and improbable that people are obviously going to fact check and call them out, just like they did with pheepy. They're just so in-your-face fake it's ridiculous.

No. 848433

>>848429
Yes, Lillee couldn’t participate in an interview with Diane Awesomelaser due to helping with Kobe Bryant’s funeral. Let’s also not forget that Lillee is third cousins with Walter Mathau. How has she not gotten a role with all these connections?

No. 848453

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No. 848456

>>848412
>>848429
>>848433
I've always felt like Lillee is less interested in being famous, that was Laur's thing. Lillee wants to be praised, have people be jealous of her, be "better" than other people that she views as competition. Laur has latched on the every single thing that even makes her close to being famous. Laur wants people to know her name, to be in the news and on TV. Lillee would be perfectly happy if she never gained another follower, but continued to get her ass kissed by the engagement pod (and if the boolies all died in karma crash). As long as she never has to leave her comfort bubble, Lillee's good. I think when people stop talking about Lillee as much, Laur is the one that instigates new drama.

No. 848468

>>848429
>The shit they say is just so incredibly far-fetched and improbable
>They're just so in-your-face fake

This is what really gets me about all of their lies is just how absolutely outlandish they are. They're insanely extreme with any lie they tell or anything they do. Pheepy couldn't be just a regular NY guy that was a family friend that works at a grocery store or something, he had to be 9 years older and a French Diplomat. She couldn't have just bought 10k or even 100k followers, she had to buy a million. She couldn't just have a great grandmother that emigrated to NY, she had to be attacked by The Czar. Her lies are just dripping in grandiose delusion.

No. 848477

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No. 848486

>>848477
she looks like an aborted minion

No. 848488

>>848477
I can’t unsee the weird almost double pupil from her shitty makeup filter app

No. 848492

>>848453
Her poor liner/lash application makes her look she was a wandering eye.

No. 848521

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No. 848522

Where can I find the Ashleigh(?) live? I tried searching for her on insta, but nothing comes up. she also didn’t link it so we could watch it. super professional.

No. 848523

>>848521
God she looks so fucking old.

No. 848526

>>848522
It was posted on Ashleigh’s ig but her account is now deactivated

No. 848528

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>>848521
Those buttons hanging on for dear life

No. 848529

>>848521
She looks like a linebacker

No. 848532

>>848468 Yep, she's basically on par with that weird kid from your 2nd grade class that would make up insane shit for attention, like that he lives in a gold pirate ship and he's got a pool full of jello in his backyard. Everyone knows he's lying because the lies are so grandiose, even the kids that have never been to his house know he's full of shit. Only he's 8 whereas Lillee is a full grown adult that's been doing this continuously even though everyone laughs at her for it. It's as if she's incapable of learning from her past faux pas so she just keeps repeating the same stupid shit and crying "youre a boolie" when asked to put-up or shut-up. She'll never learn to tone it down.

>>848433 That's another thing: back when Kobe died and Laur/Lillee made up that ludicrous excuse, I was shocked that not one person laid into them. Some fans can be a bit over zealous and his fan base was no exception, yet nobody outside of the Diane "bubble" said a word about the Goblins using a tragedy like that to skirt their obligations. If an actual influencer, well known YTer, etc.. had done that, they would've been dragged through the mud. Yet here's these two internet jokes throwing his name around when everyone knows that there's no way in hell there's any truth to what they're saying. Laur actually sat there with a straight face saying they had to help Vanessa plan the funeral as if they were good friends, meanwhile the Bryant family has no clue who these things are. You've gotta be seriously stupid, delusional, or both, to think that people would actually believe your constant stream of lies. The Goblins are as clueless as they are stupid, fat, and trashy.

No. 848536

>>848453
I HATE THIS STUPID POUT SHE DOES IN EVERY PHOTO. as soon as you see it, u just see it in every single photo and you can tell how insecure she is over her lip size or shape, and more so, how fucking insecure she is over her fat cheeks and lack of cheekbones. seriously, it looks uncomfortable.

No. 848549

>>848528
Except for the chest area, kek.

No. 848557

>>848528
KEK. I guess Laur never taught her that just because the buttons do up it doesn't mean it fits. Those jeans aren't lasting long either based on how the button is strained. Still, if she keeps gaining weight at this rate I'm sure some freaks will happily watch feeder content from her. It's not just footfags who are willing to pay, diversify your portfolio, Ms. Entrepreneur!

No. 848564

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No. 848565

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No. 848566

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No. 848567

>>848564
Lillee for fucks sake, if you're gonna shoop yourself at least get better at it. Also maybe stop posing in the street, you'll get yourself doxxed that way, retard.

>>848566
What on earth is this pose kek. Imagine the dandruff that went flying out when she did that.

No. 848569

>>848564
Her poor feet

No. 848571

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No. 848572

File: 1628335158178.jpeg (1.06 MB, 828x1123, D224D596-0E92-4D1A-AE4C-AA00DC…)

She posted this “photoshoot” on lilleejean.com

Does she think that she looks like a model in these?

No. 848574

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Last one

No. 848575

>>848564
The focus is really off in this pick - the street and cars are sharp, but lillee is blurry.
She really needs a professional photographer

No. 848576

>>848564
>>848572
Jesus she couldn’t even cuff her jeans - they are too long and bunched around her cankles.

No. 848583

She really needs a bra. Also, you can actually see how uncomforotable it is for her to suck all of the fat in, both pose and face looks so unnatural and stiff. Real model kek.

No. 848584

File: 1628351300098.jpeg (1.25 MB, 1242x1671, 8CF1DF15-6F46-4313-9DDF-B09873…)

Nightmare fuel - horrendous makeup, premature aging, ugly unflattering pose

No. 848585

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No. 848586

>>848566
She looks so manly in here. Send those to every model agency LJ. Go gurl!

Oh well, on the bright side she's been out on a nice summer afternoon.

No. 848587

>>848584
shame she won't learn to contour, wouldn't make her a supermodel but might help this dull walmart beauty look

No. 848588

File: 1628353878904.jpeg (1015.53 KB, 1242x1466, 10280A55-C6C4-4103-9391-6DE12F…)

She’s no longer bLoNdE kek
Still wrong lj, that hair is basic ass brown

No. 848591

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She put her watermark in the middle of a dandruff patch.

No. 848647

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No. 848649

isn't Hipdot the company that dropped her before?

No. 848655

>>848649
Yes but she’s also calling it the “new” hello kitty palette by hipdot. I’m not super familiar with the brand but a quick google search shows me that this was released at the end of March 2021. Definitely not PR by the brand or she would have used it 4 months ago. She also doesn’t mention Hipdot by name in her description box which is strange.

No. 848661

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>This makeup tutorial is nothing short of CUTE, glam, and influenced by KBEAUTY to the max

Nothing about this reads k-beauty. She looks like she hasn't washed her skin or hair in over a week. Looking crusty all over.

No. 848664

>>848661

she looks sweaty. no a/c in the new attic?

No. 848681

>>848655
She was dropped from HipDot's PR list a couple threads ago and allegedly got their PR person fired because they didn't do due diligence before partnering with goblins and got called out

No. 848682

File: 1628422603977.jpeg (6.59 KB, 225x225, download .jpeg)

>>848661
a "glam: pink eye look? from Lillee Jean?

No. 848690

>>848661
She looks like she’s got myxomatosis

No. 848697

File: 1628431152743.jpg (471.52 KB, 1080x2060, Screenshot_20210808-085731_Chr…)

Oh God, the difference in the texture of her fake wig and her natural hair is killing me. How does plastic look that much healthier than her own hair?

No. 848698

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>>848697
She apparently enhanced her freckles. Can any one see them? She looks as pale and washed out as ever.

No. 848703

>>848698
Yeah when you watch close enough– no wait, it was just my screen that's dusty, sorry false alarm

No. 848712

>>848697
>can barely see makeup
>disney lewk with tits out

No. 848715

>>848697
Sorry for a-logging and I know all boobs are different but for some reason I just fucking hate her tit shape. It's so fugly and they look like traffic cones and she keeps showing 'em like people don't know she's horny 24/7, it's fucking embarrassing.

No. 848725

>>848715
For me it's the videos she posts of her petting her cats in the middle of her posting "thirst traps" and her pictures of her doing her best pinup doll poses. I always expect to hear her in the back ground going "do you like that? do you like when I stroke my kitty?". The slow running her fingers thru the fur is just…it bothers me.

No. 848729

>>848521
she could be easily casted as she-hulk

No. 848799

File: 1628471939647.jpg (408.5 KB, 1734x2009, whotfisthis.jpg)

Looks like Lilz is trying her hand at shooping herself a new face instead of cutting back on the deep-fried Chinese food. Here we have three different attempts.

I can see that her face looks different than usual in these photos (she even looks different from one photo to the next,) but can an anon with more familiarity with PS/Facetune tell what all she's done, other than narrowing and elongating her head until she's bypassed "not fat" and entered into "horseface?"

No. 848800

>>848799
Looks like she tried to artificially add cheekbones

No. 848808

File: 1628477230390.jpeg (91.86 KB, 592x1024, 88DF7DD3-F39C-4FFB-808D-7341EF…)

This is what she actually looked like during today’s live

I caught it at the end and they didn’t raise a single dollar kek

No. 848815

>>848799
>>848808
KEK. I almost hope LJ doesn't learn to get better at shooping because the difference between her idealised self and her actual round chubby face never fails to make me laugh.

No. 848818

>>848799
Never fails to amaze me what a big fat hypocrite she is.
What happened to "body positivity" and "I love the way I look"?

Anyway, I don't use facetune nor photoshop but other photography editing software.

In all pictures, she bluried her skin, made it whiter and even, made her eyes sharper brigten their color and apply eyeliner on the app.
She makes her jaw looks "less wide" kek, you can see pic 1, left side of the pic, the hair is looking weird distorted at the jaw.
Smoothen hairline instead of learning how to wear a wig.
She added some pink blush on pic 1 and 3, super weird editing.
Pic 1: Enhanced eye colour, modified lips shape, change white balance making colour colder and her skin looking whiter.
I think she edited her boobs too, they look even and bigger.
Pic 2: it's the less edited, but same stupid eyeliner application on the app, added a flower, she smoothen her skin, lips and eyes look bigger.
Pic 3: White balance is off too, but on the warmer side, her skin looks pink, she made her hair looking more orange, smoothen hairline. Her jaw is different, you can see distortion on right side:
hair at her chin looks off. Boobs editing.

No. 848822

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>>848808

I just realized while looking at this picture that lillee gives big Carmelita Spats vibes

No. 848823

>>848818
Theyre screenshots from an Instagram live. She’s using filters not editing each photo.

No. 848846

>>848822
Holy shit, you're right. Even down to the insufferable personality.

No. 848847

>>848846

Lillee Jean is definitely a cake sniffer.

No. 848870

File: 1628564370532.jpg (35.5 KB, 1024x510, image.jpg)

she also reminds me of the annoying antagonist from the movie wild child

No. 848873

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>>848822 I had no clue who that was (I guess I live under a rock) but after watching a few clips, you nailed it. Carmelita is just as annoying, smug, and clueless as Lillee but Carmelita has a bit more talent. That's not saying much though considering Lillee has been on the internet for years now and still hasn't demonstrated an ounce of talent in anything she does.

When I was looking up who Carmelita was, I found this comparison (picrel) and the young girl that plays her kinda looks like Lillee but has nicer features and isn't a tubby weeble like LJ. She's even got that whole "one eye looks noticeably bigger than the other" thing going on just like our "little" attic goblin.

No. 848885

>>848870
Is that where LJ learnt her iconique pout?

>>848873
I'm actually surprised how normal this girl looks as an adult for someone unfortunate enough to resemble LJ. Lillee needs to look at her and understand she could look a lot better like this girl does with a decent diet, hygiene, clothes that fit and actual make-up skills.

No. 848891

>>848873
>tubby weeble
I never thought the phrase "fat cunt" could be cute, good job anon

No. 848920

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No. 848924

>>848920
whyyyyyy would she post this!?

No. 848948

>>847652

late to the party, but she did this to me, too. I wasn't following her, nor had I ever engaged with her posts. I did go and dislike all her YouTube videos a few months ago, however, so I'm fairly certain that's how she found me and blocked me. Lmao.

No. 848952

File: 1628680492378.jpeg (217.31 KB, 1170x1100, 9C862AFE-772B-459E-9067-F1E172…)

I’m always surprised at how little knowledge she has of current makeup trends even though she sits online all day. The trends she listed are all from the last decade and are very much over.

No. 848953

>>848952
For a booty gooroo she really has no clue about what trends are

No. 848957

>>848952
I'm bored so I checked Google Trends for these
>Falsies declining since 2019
>Contour declining since 2016
>Defined brows declining since 2016
>Cut crease declining since 2016
Has she seen anything the beauty community has done since NikkiTutorial's "Power of Makeup" video?

No. 848958

>>848953
She should jump on the trend of celebrities saying they don't shower often. Finally a chance for her stank to be trendy!

No. 849011

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No. 849012

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No. 849013

>>849011
jesus christ lillee

No. 849016

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No. 849021

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No. 849022

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No. 849024

>>849022

why is she wearing laur's thick-ass compression socks in the middle of august?

No. 849029

>>849012
well… at least she’s wearing a bra i guess.

No. 849038

>>849012
>>849021
Nice bingo wings LJ.

No. 849039

>>849012
I really want to know how she looked in the mirror and convinced herself this was the look. The black knee high socks, the clothes that aren’t her size, no shirt and glasses. She is a hot ass mess. I can’t help but wonder if she’s trolling everyone sometimes, but then I remember she isn’t.

No. 849041

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No. 849049

>>849041
I'll never get over how absolutely ugly she is. The retard grin combined with the sped glasses really make her look special needs. That should have been her brand, she would've garnered a lot more sympathy and she could excuse her shitty behavior as a part of her disabilities.

No. 849051

>>849012
That filter is supposed to make her stomach look "defined" but it actually looks like she's got a swarthy treasure trail up to her tiddies. Also..that stretching is the worst form I've ever seen. She's liable to give herself a hamstring tear twisting like that

No. 849053

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No. 849055

>>844274
Jesus she's following the same thirst pattern a previous anon identified!

1. Kitty
2. Stretch that basically flashes her vaj
3 stroking kitty
4 feet pic

She's ticking ALL the boxes for her Indian gents isn't she?

No. 849056

>>849011
Lesbianism BTFO.

>>849012
Pro tip: You need actual muscle mass and definition to post flex pics. Top kek at that filter.

No. 849065

>>849011
Are…Are those her period pad flaps showing?

I mean yea, we all have periods but ffs Lillee show some decorum and grace, no one wants to see that shit, especially not the sponsors you so desperately want.

No. 849068

>>849011
Is she trying to put her leg behind her head?!

No. 849069

>>849065 i think it's the ties for the shorts sitting between her legs

No. 849083

>>849012
This has strong Pixyteri 'those are my workout lines' vibes lmao

No. 849131

>>849041
she legitimately looks like a middle aged woman here. strong Laur vibes

No. 849156

>>849068
She has to stay limber so Pheepy can bend her into all the crazy positions, how else will they tend to her hormones?

No. 849168

>>849041
How is her head twice as wide at the bottom than the top? She looks like a hartley hooligan

No. 849169

>>849041
I don't know if it's the horrendous photoshoping but her hairline looks like it's receding which is worrying at her age.

No. 849179

>>849169

well, we've seen laur's hairline, so nothing but greatness is ahead for lillee

No. 849209

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They’re both deleting tweets again

No. 849210

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No. 849216

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>>849209
>>849210

Depending on which one(s) it was, she just deleted either a couple of her more popular videos or several videos with her average view count, as well. Something's up.

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No. 849231

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Those duck feet are spilling out

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No. 849234

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>>849232
Looking g8

No. 849236

>>849232
She has fat every where except her chest

No. 849237

>>849232
Her tits aren’t even two different zip codes. They are fully in different countries

No. 849239

>>849237
That shield chest from fetal alcohol syndrome really clashes with her short and stubby body.

No. 849241

>>849232
dat underboob. I can practically smell the sweat stank

No. 849242

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>>849239
Anon, you may be onto something here

Kids with FASD may qualify for benefits

No. 849243

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She posted a bunch of new photos on her blog

Strong “40 year old divorcee on EHarmony” energy

No. 849248

>>849236
yea she has no sexual appeal whatsoever its kinda sad lmao

No. 849251

>>849243

Because nothing says High Fashion Model like a hairtie with hair on it around her wrist

No. 849252

>>849243
I can’t with her shooping her hair to be red. It’s a different shade in every picture lmaof guess she’s dropped the whole bLoNdE bs and is now pretending to have another hair color

No. 849258

>>849231

Holy shit, she straight up looks like she has hooves with her feet stuffed into her shoes like that.

No. 849261

>>849242
>>849239

PLEASE no more fas sperg anons, we have that one every three threads and it adds nothing to the discussion

No. 849262

>>849227
Top keks.
I love when she does those fashion vouge shots.
>>849243
Was laur on the floor to take the last picture?

No. 849263

>>849262

Same,this and Malvie cracked me up. I think we all had a bit of a moment as dumbass teens where we'd get dolled up in our bedrooms to take a new selfie and then get back into sweatpants. This is the same thing but on steroids

No. 849277

>>849262
I doubt Laur was involved in this photo shoot at all, she rarely actually seems to be. Lillee uses an app on her phone that is connected to her camera, and she uses it to take the pictures. She sets up on a tripod and either hides her phone behind her back, crops it out, or uses a timer on her camera and ditches the phone and runs back into frame. She's often just a tiny bit out of focus (the streetwalker pictures, the camera focused on the cars while she was out of frame) or looks super unnatural/contrived because she's having to hold a pose that should have been caught in the moment. Lillee's never had that camera on any settings except automatic, and Laur's too much of a boomer to use more than a point and click.

I started noticing the phone around the time Lillee posted the "White chair No Pants" Influenster photo set, and when I started digging, she's often sitting on or hiding her phone. The saddest is the photoset from her sitting infront of their Christmas tree that are 100% meant to look like a parent taking candids of their young child being excited about the tree. Instead you have an 18 year old taking pictures of herself in a cat hair filled floor pretending to be a young child.

No. 849314

>>849243
Whys she making the same dumb open mouthed face in every picture

No. 849347

>>849232 Anytime I think this obese deformed idiot can't get anymore hideous than we've already seen, she goes and posts more pictures like this. I just don't understand how she thinks these look good? Growing up, myself and most females in my circle were hypercritical of themselves and every photo they took, yet you've got this inbred slob, dressed up in no-label, $2 Amazon ill-fitting outfits with her midget linebacker body, claiming to be a model. I'm unsure if it's delusion, low intelligence, or both playing a role in this fuckery but I'll be dammed if it doesn't make me laugh. Ugliest and oldest looking 20 year old I've ever seen.

No. 849375

>>849277
Kek Anon. Are you saying LJ went out alone in NYC streets??
What if Diane kidnapped her?

No. 849387

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I know we tinfoil this every few months but I believe Lillee’s YouTube channel has finally been removed from the partner program and demonetized.

She lost almost 200k views recently. There aren’t any high view videos missing. They usually buy 5-6k views for each video. If you look back at her old videos (8 months ago), the views have dropped to 1k. I’m tinfoiling YT finally audited her account and removed purchased views. Another reason I believe she’s been demonetized is all her mid-roll ads have disappeared. I looked at videos I’ve watched before which I know has ads and they’re gone now.

No. 849451

>>849011
“sweet menstrual smell”

No. 849496

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Looks like a engagement pod kicking out. Or maybe brands that are ignoring her ?

No. 849506

>>849496

After the mass deleting of roughly 150K of her bot followers a while ago (the callouts were reporting the fake accounts as spam to IG) Lillee started paying a bot farm to keep her follower account above 1 million, so that's just what her socialblade has looked like ever since. She'll lose a bunch of bots and they get replaced with new ones within the next couple of days.
The only way we're going to be able to tell when/if LJ gets kicked out of any of her engagement pods is when she and Laur start publicly bad-mouthing the pod people to save face, like they did with CyberDouche, Esq.

No. 849517

>>849506
Am talking about the minus 10 on the left had side. Am pretty sure she isn't following bots.

No. 849547

>>849243
Hot take, besides the nostril shot these arent that bad. Her eyeshadow color, hair color and clothing color all fit her skin tone a lot better than the looks she usually does. However, she desperately needs a v neck bra

No. 849556

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Laur is impersonating ontropolis on twitter and getting mad that callouts are criticizing prince jaffar for posting a vid that shows a cow being beaten

No. 849580

>>849556
So Laur believes if something is normal in the country you are in, you shouldn't be shamed for it? For someone who clings so desperately to the victim status because of religious prosecution that didn't even happen to her direct ancestors, that's rich.

But don't worry guys! The caste system, animal abuse, and starvation of large swaths of a population are totally fine if you are from a different country where your skin tone makes you different and therefore ExOtIc and these other white Americans just don't understand.

No. 849584

>>849556

Why does she think calling a brown man brown is racist?

No. 849587

This is an example of how delusional and batshit crazy Laur is,

Jaffars place of where he lives was NEVER MENTIONED. Laurs mental health was NEVER made fun of, although questioned. And Jaffar was referenced as a brown man by another POC - how is that racist? If a white person is referenced to as white is that racist? This whole shit show last night was insane.

No. 849590

>>849584
>>849587

Laur's logic is that if you aren't white, you are less, and if someone points out that you aren't white, they are doing it to insult you.

Don't forget, everyone is Diane. We are all 50+ year old white granny's with a "bright red slash"(this cracked me the fuck up when Lillee started ranting about it) for a mouth and bad wigs. Or Tati, which is even worse, she's a thick (and no one dogs her about it) non white girl who has braces as an adult but no one gives HER shit for not getting them when she was 13. Laur got shit on for referring to her as ethnic. So talking about anyone's race in any form will cause her to call you racist. Laur projects and doesn't understand what constitutes racism. If she's not allowed to do it, no one should be able to.

No. 849591

>>849547
boob tape does wonders, especially for uneven boobs. she and that other weird girl shayna desperately need it.

No. 849599

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the number linked to the account matches an old fan account run by Laur/Lillee

No. 849600

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Laur accidentally liking a tweet about extending unemployment benefits from her sock account.

No. 849602

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>>849591
She literally looks like she has just one boob

No. 849607

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Lol Laur if you're gonna use a sock try to keep your Laurisms out, might as well use your own account at this point.

No. 849608

>>849602
I don't know if that's supposed to be blush but the whole middle section of her face looks irritated by something.

No. 849611

>>849600
They are going to be riding the COVID train until they die. Laur claimed cyber boolies ruined her online businesses, even though she'd been kicked off multiple platforms for scamming before anyone knew who they were, then when COVID hit she immediately claimed that it ruined her entirely online based business. Lillee didn't need to make up excuses why she wasn't going to events anymore (her aunt, who is still very much alive, died and kept her from attending one because they were in mourning), events weren't happening. It was normal, encouraged, to not leave the house. It justified all of her fears of crowds and gave her a soapbox.

But most importantly to the Truemans, the universe finally listened to them and gave them money for simply fucking existing. And that's all they really want. Money just because they think they deserve it.

No. 849613

It seems that everytime it goes quiet Laurs creates a sock to stir shit for attention and the callouts are falling over themselves to call them out giving them exactly what they want. You try telling any of them that am they get pissy and defensive. I think if people actually did ignore the trueman circus it would cause even the engagement pods to drop them. They would have litterly not be able use the bully angle and her engagement would drop even further. As for the social media purges the goblins need to understand its the platforms removing the fake views etc not the callouts so they need to stop blaming them and realise they themselves have fucked up.

No. 849616

>>849613
Yeah, Laur wants the attention. In the beginning it seemed like she was trying to protect her daughter, but at this point, Laur throws temper tantrums when she feels ignored. Lillee would be perfectly happy playing with her dolls and getting dick pics from randoms on the internet and thinking that meant she was special. Earl's Viagra prescription must be out.

No. 849618

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YouTube demonetizing them, eviction moratorium ending in 2 weeks and unemployment running out on 9/5. Laur must be hitting the franzia hard to cope with all the stress. The callouts seem to be catching on. Most of the bigger channels ie curtis, jay, daniel, shit even diane & the aussie chick who called in the wellness check, have stopped acknowledging them.

No. 849624

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Doubt she’s moving them into “glass cases”.Probably packing them up for the inevitable eviction.

No. 849631

>>849607
Laur should write a book of Laurisms. She's like a terminally online, drunk Dr. Seuss.

No. 849633

That's the one piece of Trueman merchandise I would buy. I think Laur, while a piece of shit, is actually the more entertaining and interesting one of the duo. Lillee's jusst a selfish twat and a parrot.

No. 849639

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Wise words such it is

No. 849644

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Lillee attempted to do anime/dolly eye makeup for her newest low effort cosplay, but of course she didn't pair it with circle lenses like you're supposed to. She just looks cross-eyed and unhinged.

No. 849652

>>849644.

Ew, why do i get repulsed when I look at her. From an objective standpoint, her features aren’t awful minus her mouth. But she’s so repugnant looking.

No. 849653

On her newest YouTube community post, she’s asking for opinions on what anime character to do next, so uh brace yourselves everyone.

No. 849654

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I don't know if I'm more excited to watch her fall all over herself talking to a attractive guy near her age, or fail miserably at working out in her sleep clothes.

No. 849659

>>849654
oh this will be good. have we ever actually seen lillee interact with the opposite sex? (other than the indians, i mean irl)

No. 849665

>>849644
I hate when she parts her mouth it looks like she forgot to put in dentures

No. 849671

>>849665
Not the "lips parted" sperg again…

No. 849674

>>849654
>>849659
We have never seen Lillee interact with men her age as far as I can remember. At least not ones that aren't Indian… anons, can you imagine how Lillee "constantly horny and cant contain herself enough not to push it through her content" Jean Trueman is going to act when a this moid takes his top off and starts doing workout movements? She's going to be frothing like she had rabies down there. And she'll be in her sports bra no doubt so get ready for her trying to have boobs to get his attention.

I mentally visualise Lillee drawing his name inside little hearts in her diary right now

No. 849678

So are we expecting a shitty filter on this live or drawn on abs ?

No. 849686

>>849654
>>849674

This guy is 32. Lillee just looks the same age because she’s the world’s youngest boomer.

No. 849689

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>huge anime fan
>never seen Kiki’s Delivery Service

No. 849692

>>849674
She had a live with that MLM walking legend guy

No. 849695

File: 1629293153802.jpeg (251.89 KB, 828x623, 41D61870-A1CE-4331-8F7C-D04B6F…)

She updated her official bio

No. 849697

>>849695
Love how she feels she has to big herself up by letting people know she's had the vaccine, Uh… how about the millions of other people who have done the same damn thing?

No. 849698

>>849695
Reading this made me feel like I had dyslexia. Top kek at her humblebragging about receiving a fucking vaccine as if it's some sort of prestigious award.

No. 849705

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She has a more masculine face than the gym bro

No. 849706

>>849705
When she shoops it to hell and back, yeah. Not so much in real life. Looking forward to seeing what filters she'll be using for this though.

No. 849713

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>>849644
Looking like she'd glomp you at an anime convention.

No. 849714

>>849695
she trynna beg for rite aid sponsorship now? whhoooooo the fuck brags about getting the covid vaccine months later? I guess it was the last time she left the house for any reason…

No. 849715

>>849713
I can smell the cat pee from here

No. 849716

>>849713
What is this? Short bus chic?

No. 849718

File: 1629307733626.gif (Spoiler Image,11.23 MB, 600x1067, ezgif-1-0311f47a177c.gif)

>>849011
In case you wanted to see Lillee's crotch and fat bovine thighs in full size.

No. 849720

>>849639
Her upward angles always give me both vertigo and anxiety

No. 849722

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>>849713
She really gives me these vibes

No. 849723

>>849722
Tfw Laur won't buy you the latest Barbie.

No. 849724

>>849718
If Luna's thighs caused the last earthquake in Haiti, I guess we know who's responsible for the most recent one

No. 849725

File: 1629309167001.jpg (Spoiler Image,396.69 KB, 814x1418, Screenshot_20210818-134729_Chr…)

>>849718 Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in that area where her ass meets her thighs? I'm dead serious. I've seen people of all shapes and sizes and I'm yet to encounter anyone whose ass/upper-back-thighs look like that. It's gotta be one of the strangest things I've ever seen on a human. In case you can't see what I'm referring to, I've circled the area in the spoiler pic. In the "stretch" gif you can see it too, even though she's sitting down. Is it just the way her body holds fat? Because I've never seen that on a fat person and it freaks me the fuck out.

No. 849729

>>849725
She’s super flabby bc she’s been living a totally sedentary lifestyle for the past 5 years

No. 849730

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No. 849733

>>849730
Is New York really that bad? I thought most of the western world had at least some sense of normalcy back.

No. 849736

>>849644
i find it so hilarious how in her constant attempts to prove how unrscist she is lj ends up being even more offensive. you'd think she is doing it on purpose at this point
>doing this look becuase it's "more inclusive"
>i decided to do this because the asian hate recently has been so rampant
>for my [japanese animation character] look i will be using a lot of asian makeup, such as k-beauty and c-beauty

No. 849742

>>849733
No, New York is fine. Nothing is shut down - Hair Salons are open. LJ and Laur use COVID as the reason for not going to the salon when in reality they just can’t afford to go.

No. 849745

>>849733
She stopped going to salons when she was pulled out of school. Laur’s been cutting her hair ever since

No. 849746

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#Monday on a Wednesday

No. 849748

>>849745
Damn, I didn't know that. Makes sense though since LJ vlogs just about every fucking time she leaves the house so we would've had a salon vlog/selfie by now.

No. 849752

>>849742
yes, tracking has confirmed that getting a haircut when everyone is masked is very low risk

No. 849764

>>849746
Kind of fitting that the one like on that picture is from a chicks with dicks twitter account. The only people liking her shit are her mommy, horny indian dudes hoping she'll get them a visa or a nude, and porn accounts.

No. 849775

>>849746

I know it's been repeated over and over, but it always just shocks me how old lj looks. If I had no clue who she was and someone told me this was a photo of a woman in her early 40s, I might ask what moisturizer/spf she uses, but I absolutely would not doubt them on her age.

No. 849791

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YouTube isn’t purging her subs & views. Lillee’s revamping her demonetized channel.

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No. 849806

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>>849803
Is this real?

No. 849809

>>849806

honestly, if it makes the attic goblins panic and scramble about in ways we haven't seen before, i don't care if they're really a member of earl's side of the family or not. i am praying to the dairy gods that we get laur's most franziest of freakouts to date.

No. 849810

>>849806
With Laur’s financial issues imploding, a disabled unemployed dad, her own unemployment ending and her channel demonetized, Lillee might give moving in with some rich aunt or uncle a second thought.

No. 849812

Not sure if it's real but I wouldn't be surprised of the family getting bill collection calls trying to get in touch with Laut over her debts, or even trying to open lines of credit in their names aa lenders. Hopefully its real!

No. 849813

>>849791
I think she is trying to cover up her views dropping by saying she privated. It’s lj, she’lll never own up to anything.

No. 849823

>>849791

"I really would rather have my own clothing apparel line at some point"

MY SIDES

No. 849824

>>849806
Real or not, I wouldn't want to be saddled with the surname Trueman with those two goblins running their mouths online constantly. How long until Diane is blamed for this?

>>849823
C'mon, anon. It's a noble goal! I can't think of any major clothing lines for dwarves. It must be hell finding clothes that fit when you're built like a hobbit linebacker.

No. 849837

>>849806
>>849803
Hope LJ saw it before Laur. If Laur saw it first she'll block the account.
If real, LJ better not ruin her only opportunity to get the closest she'll ever be to an "happy ending".

No. 849838

File: 1629374193623.jpeg (222.2 KB, 1080x753, 934A3FFD-900D-4F34-8E7D-06B3BF…)

Laur unlocked her Inevitablelrt account for a few minutes yesterday. Eviction anons were right and the goblins are occupying a new attic.

No. 849839

>>849838
Christ, how much have they moved in the past couple years? I can't keep up.

No. 849840

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They moved twice since this warrant was issued. It also appears in Google search results now when you search for Laur

No. 849842

>>849840
Laur DMCA’d negative search results. now her bankruptcy and tax lien are the first things to pop up kek

No. 849844

>>849842
Watch her try and DMCA the government lmfao
Would be golden bc they’d know exactly where to find her then

No. 849845

File: 1629381360054.jpeg (870.33 KB, 1170x2240, 34AA5227-1958-4D23-B293-196A4B…)

Laur updated Earl’s family section of Lillee’s Everpedia bio with links. If you click on the link, it takes you to a locked ancestry.com profile for William Zeilor, war veteran & born in 1909. I found 1940 census reports in which William changes the spelling of his name from Zeilor to Zeiler. The dob & service record match but it could be a coincidence. Uncle Willy wasn’t the vp of RCA like Laur claims, he was a bank robber.

No. 849846

>>849845
Holy shit, you'd think Laur would know not to mention his name. Does she forget that archives exist? At least her and LJ are keeping up a family tradition of being crooks though kek.

No. 849848

>>849840
>>849839
>>849838
I'm consistantly stunned by the Trueman's ability to move and spend money. We've seen their financial information and there isn't a lot going on there. Lillee's views aren't enough to even cover a tiny fraction of any bill, even when she is/was monetized. She doesn't get paid sponsorships, she doesn't "like" to encourage people to use her discount codes/affli links (whole 'nother rant there about her manager failing at literally everything she does), even if Lillee continues to receive benefits as she was when the Truemans filed for bankruptcy, she's investing it in cheap wigs and crappy cosplay elements.

How are they able to even afford an attic, much less be on attic #3? 4? in as many years. Just coming up with first and last is arguably out of their budget, and any apartment I've ever rented would be even less likely to rent to 2 time bankruptcy, multiple living spaces in the last 2 years that line up with eviction memorandums, + cats. The picture Laur posted of her bedroom/fridge/playroom for dolls shows they aren't living in the Ritz, but that apartment/attic didn't look terrible from the listing. It was after the goblin horde moved in that it looked like a cess pool that smelled of cat piss and body fluids.

>>849845
How perfect, Lillee really does like to keep up with family traditions. Artist, Actor, Crook.

No. 849849

File: 1629383307793.jpeg (28.39 KB, 828x170, D5BEDBAF-4659-4E3F-B027-A99FC2…)

Lillee changed her hair colour on her Everipedia page

No. 849851

>>849849
RIP my blonde haired Jewish Aryan queen. Now she's just gotta stop lying about her eyes magically fucking changing colour.

No. 849852

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>>849849
>>849851
Lillee Jean wishes she was strawberry blonde. She virtually has no blonde in her hair. Even when she brightens and lightens the crap out of all her photos. She ends up looking more fire engine red.

There’s nothing wrong with red hair. I have no idea why she’s so afraid of admitting she’s a red head. Just own it instead of looking stupid. Or, go to the salon and get blonde highlights so you can put down strawberry blonde on all of your bios and feel superior I guess.

No. 849853

She was a blond baby and when she got older her hair turned brown. My theory is that because she can't let go of her childhood she still pretends to be blond.

No. 849855

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No. 849857

>>849856
LJ gonna Rambo the Taliban or something? Fucking "terrorists", the hyperbole with these two fucking morons.

No. 849858

>>849856

"terrorists" top kek.

No. 849860

>>849857
Don't forget, Laur has an inside line to the FBI, CIA, Homeland Sercurity AND the Cyber Police. She has a appointment Monday.

No. 849861

An open letter to Laur

Fuck off and stop destroying your daughter's life. While your daughter is insufferable which is a product of your poor helicopter parenting you cause the issues she has nine times out of ten. If you stop your grandstanding am unstoppable bullshit you would notice that alot of your problems would go away. Also no-one mDe you move your address is out there because of your tax evasion. So shut up or put up.


Sorry sperg over.

No. 849862

>>849856
>No words needed
Proceeds to splurge

No. 849867

>>849858
"That's not a hate crime."
Laur: "Well I hated it!"

No. 849868

>>849861
They both believe that parents that don't insert themselves into every part of the kid's life are bad parents. At 20 years old, Lillee is incapable of even going to the corner market on her on. She lacks basic adulting skills to live on her own. If they were rich or if Lillee was some charismatic exceptional beauty, if she was in almost any way exceptional, she might not need to be able to take care of herself. But the truth of the matter is, she isn't any of those things and Laur continues to fail her as a mother and a manager by not teaching her how to be independent. They constantly want to talk about how resilient and "strong" Lillee is because she hasn't backed down from the haters, but she doesn't work for it anyways. This isn't her livelyhood being attacked. This isn't a passion she does on the weekends while working a full time job hoping for her big break. Her entire life is playing with make up and dolls and playing pretend. She's living a 10 year old's life and expecting people to respect her when she's 20 years old.

No. 849869

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Um no

No. 849870

>>849869
Wait I genuinely don't get what LJ is trying to say here. Does she think the dolls are part of her work? Or does she think it has something to with moving? I feel like I'm losing braincells trying to make sense of this.

No. 849872

>>849838
kek at Lillee pretending to move her dolls to expensive cases. She’s clearly embarrassed by them having to move again.

No. 849873

>>849870

The dolls are in a glass case, so they are "working remotely" at….I don't know, whatever positions they have at Lillee Jean Beauty INC. She's upset about moving and when she gets upset about stuff, she reverts to a child and hides behind her dolls. Any upheavals in her life are followed by lots of doll stuff.

No. 849880

>>849873
Ah ok. Thank you, anon. I do wonder the effect constant moving has on LJ. I'm not sure if it's autism or something else but there's something "off" with her and constant change can't be helping. Especially if she's aware of her families financial situation.

No. 849895

Don't know if this is just tinfoil but isn't reverting to childhood behaviour an indicator of abuse of some kind. Okay the callouts would be a stresser and the constant moving but it does make me wonder if there is something much more serious behind the behaviour stemming from around the time she was yanked out of school. The very inappropriate posts that concerned the school might have had more to it. Which Laur might have blamed on the school and yank LJ out of school and away from something or someone's reach?

No. 849897

>>849895
Iirc, Lillee confirmed the school was sending CPS to their house. Lillee said it was for truancy but Laur could have lied to her about the visits.

No. 849900

>>849895
It is. I know I'm blogposting here but I had an abusive helicopter mother who tried to isolate me just like Laur and a few years back when I was getting stressed out I took to dragging my duvet into the living room - just like I did as a kid - and cocooning myself on the sofa watching cartoons until I calmed myself down. I spoke to my therapist about it and don't take this word for word because I've no doubt forgot bits since she told me, but basically when you've had a bad childhood your brain will subconsciously try to help with that. You'll regress and allow yourself to have those childlike moments because essentially you haven't mentally moved past being a hurt, traumatised kid. You haven't had the space to emotionally grow and mature so you go back to what calmed you as kid. Some therapists encourage regression in more extreme cases of abuse but ofc the goal should be to overcome it. I do feel sorry for LJ sometimes, shitty personality or not I know how it feels to be trapped with someone like Laur. Her dolls won't soothe her forever.

No. 849923

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now that they're no longer buying yt engagement….whew, these views. they are hardly better than what she was getting before the original r/bgcr thread back in 2019.

all the acting out on social media, the doxxing, crying victimhood, the fantastical lies, the tantrums and freakouts, the viral callout videos from commentary channels, nearly 9 million people watched Primink's video. any other moderately interesting person could have ridden the wave of attention into a legitimate mid-size following that generates enough income for her to help laur pay some damn rent.

No. 849925

>>849923

>Lillee Jean Replayz


so just recycling content

No. 849929

>>849925

come on, anon. you don't expect her to pack allllllll her precious dolls into "glass cases" and drink giant starbucks pink drinks while laur straps earl and the litter box to the luggage rack, and also film original content, do you?

No. 849931

>>849923
I'm amazed she's still finding people to collaborate with like the gym bro, even if they're total nobodies too. She clings on to her 1 million totally real instagram followers for dear life but all anyone has to do is check out her YouTube and Twitter to get a much more accurate look at her engagement. Hell, us nazi cyberboolies were the real Jeaniez all along. Face it LJ, you need our hate watches kek.

No. 849944

>>849923
>>849925
I watched this and that's exactly what this is. the VO in the beginning is super crappy audio, then it goes into the exact same tutorials from the videos. The only thing is she doesn't have the product feature inserts. Otherwise, you can watch that one 13 minute video and not miss anything from the 3 she pulled from. She could have easily done a VO to say what she liked or would change, but who are we kidding, Lillee's tutorials ARE PERFECT THE WAY THEY ARE. SHE IS LILLEE JEAN.

I wonder if she masterbates to disney princes?

No. 849955

>>849845
If Laur just added this guy to her family tree on ancestry.com, it would have alerted other people who have him in their family tree on the site. Perhaps this is how cousin anon found out about Lillee.

No. 849974

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>>849725
tbh i think she photoshopped her ass to look like this on purpose with the warp/bloat tools

picrel is a 2 minute approximation of what it looked like before she shooped it

No. 849986

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>>849974

she's still got that wierd dunlap's ass cheek that looks like a partially-deflated balloon flopped over the back of her thigh. i have never seen an ass do that outside of botched bbl surgeries. i had always thought that crease under her butt was caused by her jeans/panties being way too small and squeezing her fat into blobby lumps until i saw this pic.

No. 849997

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>Alan Swyer is a writer, director and producer for film, television and music. His work ranges from HBO's much-honored Rebound (Don Cheadle, Forrest Whitaker) to The Buddy Holly Story. His Beisbol won the Imagen Award and his Diabetes the Golden Mic Award.
>We will be discussing the post-production of Alan Swyer's film “When Houston Had The Blues.”
Alan is an already existing friend of Laur it seems, based on their interactions on FaceBook. So he's not part of any pods.

No. 850006

>>849997
Strange she only shared this on her blog when Alan is the most successful person she’s worked with. This is also the guy who according to Laur was making a Brenda documentary for the last decade.

No. 850011

>>849997
Ah,Lillee wants to be a talk show host now. She does realize the talk show hosts job isn't to be the center of attention? Guess the fact everyone gave Diamon Diva more attention and praise got to her. But Lillee will be upstaged by a fainting goat, much less actual interesting people. No one cares what the host actually has to say.

No. 850013

>>850011
The only time someone cares what a host has to say is when it's an interview where the guest is being dragged. Could you imagine the questions she would ask? Everything the guest said would be turned into something about her. She needs to learn self control and manners to be a host.

No. 850016

>>849895
>>849900
Idk how long you've been following the Lillee threads, but in the early threads a lot of anons discussed the possibility of Lillee being groomed for sexual abuse. The main talking points were how casually Lillee basically admitted that her fake French boyfriend was obviously a pedophile, how it's so normal for her to let Laur (her mother) take sexual photos of her, and how her dad appears to also be a pedophile (laur being much much younger than him when she was pregnant on Lillee).

If the school became suspicious of this then they could have sent CPS around because school staff know how to spot the signs, and pulling her out could have been an "oh fuck we can't have her exposing us" move

Saged but I just thought I'd put this foward while people are discussing Lillee potentially being abused.

No. 850019

>>850016
I don't think Lillee was sexually abused. I think Pheepy was a fake boyfriend she made up around the age of 13/14 to impress the other girls at school, to have a boyfriend when she was posting online to seem more relatable. 14 year old Lillee couldn't just be dating the guy her age down the street, so instead she was dating a super romantic french guy that could drive and yeah, he could totally buy wine and he was never around because he had a totally important job that meant he was traveling a lot. As she got older, he didn't really "age" in her mind. That's why in the Livestream she panics and forgets how to do math when people started questioning it. Until that moment, she'd never been put on the spot about one of her big convoluted lies directly.

Lillee takes most of her own photos, but Lillee and Laur idolize Kim Kardashian and her mom. They see "You're doing great hunny" as a normal part of the momanger/daugther cash cow dynamic. Now, Laur doesn't want any of the sexual attention to become real physical attention, but they see thrist traps, even at 15, to be part of the job.
Earl? He was a divorced middle age man in a band and hooked up with a groupie thinking it made him feel young again and unfortunately for him, it was Bulldozer Laur who latched on to the scent of him having a chance at fame or being near anyone who could be famous.

I don't know how much of stage mom/helicopter parent you have to be for it to be abuse, but I'd put that up for Lillee being abused before sexual. Lillee Jean is just a girl, who made up lies to seem cool and thinks reality TV shows like the Kardashians are how the industry actually work. Laur and Earl have failed her in dramatic fashion, but I don't think Lillee has ever even seen dick in person.

No. 850024

>>850019
Agreed.

Let’s also not forget that Laur’s been receiving disability benefits for Lillee for god knows how long. If Lillee has a legitimate disability then it may somewhat explain why she was pulled out of school

No. 850036

>>850019
There's definitely something that's been a stresser that amounts to abuse of some sort and it seems laur is more than happy to point the blame directly at boolies when it's her behaviour that's more than likely the cause. Teenage LJ may have acted out in certain ways because she knew the school would look into it. If she stopped the rants LJ would likely receive a whole lot less "abuse". She really has no clue that she's the root of 99 percent of it.

No. 850046

>>849654
Can someone record and post this? I am dying to see the awkwardness of this and she doesn’t always post her lives on Instagram.

No. 850049

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>>850046
It’s happening now. She looks like shit, keeps pouring her lips and pushing her tits up

No. 850051

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>>850049
Both screenshots were taken 10 second apart

No. 850052

>>850049
Mother of Christ, she looks worse than usual.

>>850051
KEK. Her tits will be touching her chin soon if she tries any harder. Her hormones gotta be raging right now.

No. 850053

>>850051
This is incredible. Please some kind angel record parts of it and upload, I'm begging

No. 850055

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No. 850056

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No. 850059

>>850055
>>850056

lj is so desperate for any male attention she can get…this man lives in the gym, he can go look at fit, adult-sized bodies all day long. he is not going to be impressed by a pasty toad unsubtly using her arm flab to smoosh her fried egg baps up into her chin.

get a proper bra, lilz. chrissake.

No. 850063

>>850053
I managed to record a bit of her live here. She immediately goes off about the how the boolies choose to talk about her rather than “little babies being hurt in Afghanistan”

https://streamable.com/x7ep4s

No. 850066

Lillee pretending to care about brown people as anything but an attempted gotcha for the boolies is hilarious.

No. 850068

>>850066
Shows what she thinks of "activism" too. That simply talking about Afghan babies will help them. You'd think a CEO of such a prestigious company could spare some money for some Afgahn charities instead of lamenting that her nazi bullies aren't addressing the situation.

No. 850070

>>850046
I have the entire stream recorded, including the views. I guess they chose not to buy views for this one (only when it's just about her, I guess), the views hovered around 600 for most of the live and briefly jumped to 900.

I don't know where to upload it where she won't immediately pull it down.

No. 850072

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Warmup

No. 850073

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Arms

No. 850074

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Push-ups

No. 850075

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Some ballet

No. 850076

>>850073
For a former ballet star, she's horribly uncoordinated.

Anyone else suddenly have chicken wings on their minds?

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Shoulder stretches

No. 850078

>>850075

I love how you can see him watching and wondering what the fuck she's doing here.

Also in that weird arm clip, she has absolutely zero stability or control going on.

No. 850081

>>850078
He's also a personal trainer, he listened to her say that she can't do HITT workouts because she has low blood sugar. After she told him she was prediabetic. She doesn't know how to properly eat and fuel her body, and she thinks getting a headache from dehydration is the same thing as being hypoglycemic.

No. 850091

>>850074
>>850073
>>850077
kek she’s fucking up every single motion because she’s putting all her effort into sticking her ass & chest out like an unspayed cat. It’s so awkward to watch, he looks politely weirded out the entire time.

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>>850073
What an uncoordinated mess

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No. 850098

She looks fucking crazy. Scary to see someone so uneducated speak with such confidence lol, especially in the presence of a professional.

No. 850099

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Roughly 2 hours after streaming, and 52,270 views. Ian G. Kay's IGTV vids get around 1,750 views roughly normally, so those views aren't from him.

No. 850106

>>850075
Aghhhh.. This is so embarrassing.. If she wasn’t such a booger eater i would actually feel bad.

No. 850107

>>850072
I simply can’t ever get over that she works out with her hair down and her glasses on. She’s such a mess! I wonder if she thinks she looks better this way, but she doesn’t. It makes her look crazy and extremely out of touch.

No. 850113

>>850074
How does she come off so old and young at the same time. Sometimes she acts like shes 12 and then in this clip shes acting like a horny middle aged woman attending a workout class just to flirt with the male instructor

No. 850120

>>850075
She really is like a cat in heat. Homegirl either needs to find an ugly bf or get a sex toy. Mark my words, i feel like we'll be getting a full on "accidental" vulva slip soon. Shes already gotten pretty close at >>849718 she just keeps getting progressively hornier

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No. 850123

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She even has a weird ass in yoga pants

No. 850144

>>850056
fuck that's embarrassing. A grown woman acting like a 13 year old. Laur really did a number on lillee when she pulled her out of school/cut her off from regular socialization.

No. 850157

>>850055
>>850056
Lillee be like:

No. 850163

Before she begins the live, she has her hair up in a braid, but then does the workout with her hair down. Makes complete sense. Doesn’t wear her glasses at the beginning, but puts them on to work out. Again, brilliant. Can’t read the time before the interview without her glasses.

Talks in her kindergarten teacher voice. Loves when people kiss her ass, says hello a billion times. Keeps messing with her oily braid, makes it worse. Tells us all about her makeup look that looks, interesting.

She drops everything, puts on jewelry. Every time she says awe, thank you - take a shot. (You might blackout) Tells us all how a travel jewelry case works. Fascinating stuff.

Hates summer, because I’m sure she’s always outside dealing with the weather. Can’t wait to warm up her strawberry blonde hair to extra strawberry. Messes with her hair, looks even worse. Doesn’t trust her hair (she had an “envisionment” -,didn’t work out) She doesn’t have Bobby pins, it’s hectic. Interview fishing during this interview. Finds another victim.

Her braid - >”The backs pretty effed up but, it’s cute. I like it. Plus it’s so easy to do. Never mind, it just popped out.”

I’m contributing her delusions to because she’s blind without her glasses.

Tik Tok trends - >”Very dangerous, I don’t know how I feel. I don’t know if I want to be supporting that.”

Interview starts.

The weather - >”We are going to get a hurricane over here (NY), which is so weird. I’m guessing a little bit of climate change. I do enjoy rain, a little Morticia in me.”

The workout equipment- >”When you sent it to me, I was a little nervous cuz the box is huge and I’m like 5 feet. I felt it in my deltoids, and it was the deepest push-up I’d ever had.”

Makes a shake weight movement.

Decides randomly she wants to show the equipment - leans down in front of the camera in her low cut tank top that’s perfect for workouts.

Adds hip movements to an arm warm up.

Ballet - >”Actually, I did ballet and stuff, so like a lot of times, I’ll just like do like a back stretch or something. Get everything flowing, you know?”

Tittie almost flies out again. Has very little hand-eye coordination. Likes to pucker while working out. Keep that jaw muscle flexed.

Tells her to make sure her back is straight. She gets into downward dog - her back isn’t straight. Struggles on the first move. Not sure she’s done this before.

Cleavage the entire time - she couldn’t have put on a T-shirt. Can barely make it through one example movement.

Her normal exercise routine. >”It’s interesting because here I am, you know someone who does like Pilates or yoga, some weight lifting, this is just so different.”

She already feels it.

Her judgements - >”You know, not many people are like that though. Come on, I mean, you must know that not everybody is going to take something rotten and make it beautiful. It’s just, there’s not many people like that.”

Is practically foaming at the mouth - can’t wait to bring negativity into this and mention bullying.

Medical stuff - >“When I was pre-diabetic, I had a patch on my neck and it was very visible and people would make fun of it, and it’s like, you know there’s not much I can do because I was predispositioned (I think she means predisposed) in my family for diabetes and stuff like that.”

Weight - >”Lillee at 20 wishes she had done things differently cuz, you know, I lost too much weight.”

Elon Musk - >”(he) has this new robot that’s going to replace what he calls boring jobs, and I thought to myself, wow, that’s really insulting to the middle man who’s doing all these jobs.”

Great advice from LJ- >“It’s always somebody’s choice to be a bitch, it is. They wake up and say, do I wish to be a bitch? (like ruin lives or try and run people off the internet) or do I wish to do something productive for the world.” (She is speaking for experience here.)

Bullying - >”I’ve shared with you about people attacking me nonstop. And they have a choice, to talk about something productive like politically what’s going on in like Afghanistan and stuff. Which is important. I mean, little babies are getting hurt. Or they can talk about LJ. I mean like, I love me, but like, I could talk about politically what’s going on or me and it’s like (movements, facial expressions), okay. I just like, I don’t get some people, I really don’t.”

Wants to influence people to not be on that dark path.

Opinion on people- >”People are bitches, that’s why. Well, I’m interested. Besides female dogs, because, if I’m going to be that, at least let me be like a cute kitty or something, god.

He meows. She corrects his meow. She’s very proud of herself.

Working out - >“For me, I pretty much do it four times (a week). I think it’s really interesting you mention recovery because one of the things I like to do is, for the rest of the week, yoga and stuff. To stretch out the muscles, because, if you just keep going boom boom boom boom boom, like hit workout, nonstop all week, it’s like, that’s not balanced, you need to build that muscle. You need to make sure you’re okay. I do more of that because I have low blood sugar..”

Blood sugar - >”Doing hit nonstop (work outs), I get a head ache, and I need to eat more so you are not losing weight because then the calories, it’s a whole shit show. So I really love to do strength training, it’s so much fun. Even though people dread leg day, I like, love leg day.”

He actually has really good advice. I wish she’d listen to it. She also really likes to cut people off. It’s not great to do that when you’re interviewing someone.

The man she is interviewing wants to help people get out of their own way. This is making me thing of someone. His advice that he gives to be successful is exactly what she’s not doing. The irony.

She gives him career advice. He’s already doing what she advises him to do. I see she did her research.

He’s talking about how you need experience and credibility. I still can’t put my finger on who needs to take this advice.

She makes fun of the artwork he made on the wall behind him. Says it looks scary (it’s a large stethoscope) Her compassion for his past health struggles is palpable.

His quote - >”When your heart is aligned with your behavior, your habits, things will always have a way of working out.”

Good advice for a certain someone. Again can’t think of who. Goes right over her head. She wants a selfie with him.

Another workout coming in the future! She will teach him yoga! Also ballet, he didn’t agree, but she doesn’t care! Ballet with him coming soon, even though he didn’t consent! Fabulous.

Final quote - >“I think we’re going to do that, because I want to do that.”

No. 850164

>>850163
Thanks for summarizing, nonnie.

No hurricanes in NY? I get that it's not, like, Florida or whatever, but how does she not remember Irene or Sandy? Sandy fucked shit up, especially on the coast of Queens. Not to blog but I had a friend in Far Rockaway whose house was obliterated.
The Attic Academy really did wonders for her brain development, jfc.

No. 850165

>>850163
>He meows. She corrects his meow. She’s very proud of herself.

I’m cackling, great write up nonnie thanks for your service.

No. 850167

>>850157
Fucking hell I almost spat my drink out laughing at this lmao, the likeness is uncanny. I'm sure the bird is very insulted you compared it to such a low intelligence creature though.

No. 850168

It's absolutely side splitting that she has always got to mention the boolies. If she's such a fighter why does she give them free rent and mentions them every chance she's got. Doesn't sound like the narrative she's trying to push. Then again it's the only thing she has actually looked into. When she tries to talk about current events she sounds so uneducated and plain stupid. Almost like the pick me girls who try to impress people. It's like she scanned the pictures in the news and thats it. Poor babies dying? There I'd a whole lot more going on than just that. If she took her head out of her ass for a second she would know that but its not about her so…..

No. 850177

>>850046
>>850053
LJ uploaded it to Youtube.
>>850072
>>850075
>>850077
>>850123
She does her weird ass tiptoe stance even while walking and doin physical activity. Did Laur do some Chinese foot binding shit to make Lillee stand like a barbie doll all the time?

Also Lillee comes off as an incredibly creepy sexual harasser trying to show off her tits and ass the entire live. Either she is doing this for the audience and has no decency not to do that shit with guests, or is trying so hard to weirdly arouse her guest. Does she genuinely see nothing wrong with the sexual shit in lives?

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>>850177
Toe walking is usually an indicator of one's of these conditions. With lillee I would say its a habit to make her taller or legs look better. It's surprising that she supposedly has some disability but has never used this as an angle. You would think it would be something she would campaign for since you know she loves a cause kek. Unless it's actually a massive lie and their committing benefit fraud.

No. 850189

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They changed the Everipedia article section about Earl. It used to say Earl’s uncle was the VP of Universal Studios. Now it says Universal Artists.

No. 850193

>>850188
They would milk every angle of Lillee’s disability. It’s either fraud or something super embarrassing for Laur like FASD

No. 850194

>>850165
It was actually a good meow. My cat responded to it. Which is hilarious to me, she's better at "cat" than she is at basic English. Girl needs to get out of thr attic.

No. 850195

>>850177
No one has mentioned it but this guy is also married and 12 years older than LJ.

No. 850198

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One of the callouts speaks Urdu and translated Prince Jaffar’s tweets. It’s a lot, here’s a link to the thread.

https://twitter.com/jilleen04390834/status/1429089478820474882?s=21

No. 850203

>>849986
NTA, but theyre called banana rolls. Agreed that they are ugly, but they are incredibly common, especially for a stunted dwarf like lj. They are basically saddlebags on steroids since she has no more room to store fat.

No. 850204

>>850198

lol, lj trades kissy emojis with this dude all day every day. how does she always manage to latch onto these pervs who embody the exact opposite of who she pretends to be? that cole guy who is an anti-masker, pradip who is a hindu nationalist that loves trump, now prince jaffar the taliban stan.

good think pheepy isn't real; it'd be a big problem if the fiancée of a french diplomat was publicly associating with people like that.

No. 850209

>>850177
I never noticed how she walks on her tip toes, but now I can’t unsee it.

No. 850210

>>850198
Now that I look at her reply guys, it's really weird how they're all basically "wow very nice emoji emoji". The "wow" kills me, is she getting her bot replies from Doge?

No. 850213

>>850198

sage but I would take this with a pinch of salt. We haven't had any sign before now that this particular callout speaks urdu and it just seems as if they're being fanciful and crude with the google translation.

Unless there are any other urdu speakers to prove me wrong.

No. 850216

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>>850198
jfc lillee, what an absolute prince!

No. 850217

>>850213
Well whatever the case may be it still doesn’t take away from the fact that he is openly supporting taliban and slut shaming victims of sexual violence

No. 850218

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>>850213
You don’t have to speak Urdu. Pic related is a screenshot I took, with a clear translation.
Jaffar’s Twitter is filled with weird shit like this.

No. 850219

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>>850177 I'm not going to go into the whole "what disability does this linebacker hobbit dwarf have" debate, but man, if I ever doubted she was disabled, this recent live quashed those doubts. I've never seen someone who claims to work out have that bad of coordination. It's clear by looking at her that the only gym she has ever gone too was a jungle gym, but I didn't think it was possible to be this uncoordinated. She couldn't do one thing correctly, and at 20, she shouldn't need to be doing modified push-ups (that she also fucked up). I couldn't even watch the entire live, it was so painfully uncomfortable. If she wasn't constantly interrupting the guy,she was fucking up the basic exercises, eye fucking the camera, groping her chest, or rambling in her attic pidgin word salad.

Picrel is from when she asked what was on his wall, clearly referring to the stethoscope. Poor girl has never seen one in her life. She just needs to stop with those exceptional facial expressions. They're not "oMg sOoO qUiRkY" like she thinks they are. She also plays off her lack of coordination and fitness by pretending to be goofy and it's as transparent as those stretched-to-the-max yoga pants. She comes off like the world's youngest boomer only she's got the body of a 46 year old mother of three, who stopped caring years ago. I swear, it's like Laur built Lillee in her makeshift laboratory using spare parts from the nursing home across the street. Nothing about her trainwreck body is even in the neighborhood of "remotely normal".

Also top kek at LJ making up excuses on why she can't do cardio, meanwhile this doctor had some type of heart defect and got open heart surgery at 14 and is in better shape then she'll ever be. Around 15mins in, he tells Lillee he batted .406 his senior year of HS and she acts like she knows what that even means, lol.

No. 850231

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Her meals are so fucking depressing

I wonder if Laur orders Lillee’s meals to be chopped up like that before tipping 50 cents

No. 850240

>>850231
Are those chopped chicken nuggets in a salad lmao??

No. 850245

>>850231
Why the fuck is her food pics always zoomed in like that. Without a doubt the food is always shit, but it could look a tad bit more edible. Peep the black takeaway container .

No. 850247

>>850240

how has it taken me so long to realise that she meets almost every criteria for a legbeard, right down to the tendies cut up into bite-sized pieces by mommy?

>>850245

she probably zooms in so that you can't see how big the portions really are and to hide that nearly every meal she photographs is takeaway eaten straight from the cheap plastic delivery tubs (1change4change jeaniezzzz!!!!)

No. 850290

>>850218
>>850216
>>850204
>>850198
Pakistan would be a perfect place for Lillee.
Women can't leave home on their own and aren't allowed to anything.
It's wouldn't be a problem she's a high school drop out, she doesn't want to study, she doesn't plan to have a driving licence, she doesn't want a real job…
She also could shame other women anytime she wants and be a complete misogynist.

Get a one-way trip there Lillee!
And live the dream!

No. 850344

File: 1629675008038.jpeg (896.92 KB, 828x1201, 77C84020-D641-4A46-AA4D-FBA048…)

She really knows her angles

No. 850345

>>850344
Are her cheeks okay? They look raised and inflamed like she used a big medicated patch on them.

No. 850346

File: 1629676426931.png (5.34 MB, 1467x3928, A5459CA5-C3DB-46AC-B27E-C57B00…)

Her new video is vintage Lillee

No. 850347

>>850344
She made it look like she has no neck

No. 850348

File: 1629677298106.jpeg (116.18 KB, 600x600, B02D0D08-464D-4B58-B59E-9FD055…)


No. 850350

>>850344
her neck is wide af in this, among the usual. you could probably layer all photos with this angle and her face would be identical

No. 850357

>>850346
>vintage Lillee
Wow, Lillee Del Rey here can't take a whole 2 minutes to look at a picture of a single vintage starlet? she just entirely missed the iconic winger eyeliner. What era is she even aiming for here?

No. 850361

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>>850344 That neck, that weird chest and the small, saggy grandma boobs that look like googly fish eyes, that hair, the huge waist on such a midget - is there anything about this sped that is anatomically correct? She really does look like she was assembled with rejected parts in some makeshift garage. How she can think this looks good is beyond me. That wig looks like she stole it from the fat blonde kid from "Trick 'r Treat", the one that dies when he eats poisoned candy. It looks like they have the same tits too. Hey! Maybe Laur did the props for that movie since she's the "go to propmaster" in Hollywood, according to herself.

No. 850362

>>850348
c'mon now don't do Max dirty like that.

No. 850365

>>850344
no…girl… you didnt have to make it easier to call you 'hatchetface'

No. 850366

>>850344
Her cleavage looks more like a butt than boobs. It's like she's got a Hank Hill ass on her chest. From this angle she actually looks like a fully fledged midget, I'm amazed Lillee (and presumably Laur) looked at this and went "yep! looks great, post it".

No. 850368

>>850344
Just needs chin stubble and chest hair and I'd believe it was a flabby man with moobs and a spare tire in drag.

No. 850379

File: 1629731362373.jpg (677.2 KB, 724x1011, Frankhd.jpg)

>>850344

like frank n furter and hatchetface from crybaby had a freak baby

No. 850382

File: 1629732118449.png (316.61 KB, 828x1599, 61E0B92F-A488-4D80-8C92-BE2868…)

Looks like YouTube has finally done something to her channel. 2 out of 3 million views on her channel are removed

No. 850390

>>850382

This isn't what's been removed - it's an estimate if she keeps going at the rate she's going. But she IS losing a lot of views (almost 200K in the last week alone) and despite what she says its not from "rebranding" because her upload count hasn't changed

No. 850398

>>850390
>>850382

She's had some instances before where some views and some followers were removed, but it seemed like that may have been some kind of automated bot engagement sweep.

This newest batch of removed views has been going on almost daily for more than a week, and like anon said, her upload count has not shot down like it would if Lillee was really privating videos like she claims. I think all the complaints and false DMCA strikes may have finally spurred Youtube into having actual human eyeballs look more closely at her account. She's been violating TOS in multiple ways for so long, I wonder if she might actually be at risk of losing her whole channel soon.

No. 850424

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Cousin Anon gave us the name of Earl’s Aunt & Uncle and disputes Laur’s claim they were the VP of Universal

No. 850426

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>>850424
Judging by ancestry. Com it’s possible that this Sylvia is actually Earl’s sister.

No. 850430

>>850426
Same anon. I realized that given the year of this census that the Earl mention would be an elder relative of Diamond Earl’s (father? Uncle?) Curious is the ATrueman account is real or someone with an account to ancestry. com

No. 850486

>>850424
Has Lillee not blocked them yet? I'm not on twitter so idk if you can @ someone while being blocked. If they're not blocked it's pretty fishy IMO as I'd expect LJ/Laur to shut them down straight away if they were real. But if they let this carry on LJ can do her inevitable "bullied by my own family" video.

No. 850492

>>850486
been a while since i’ve been on twitter but i’m pretty sure once you block someone they can still @ you, you just won’t be able to see it. it is strange they haven’t come guns blazing at this “family member” though.

No. 850493

>>849929
>>849925
During every eviction (at least two every year) Lillee acts crazier than usual and is posting less/recycling content.
They have been moving 3 times already (Malvie attic since last october, Tomatoes condo, doll glass boxes new attic) and this is still august.

Love how those messages are contradictory.
>>849855
>>849838
Laur clearly knows her way arround eviction paperwork to stay the longest she can in the house.
Tomatoes landlord knew better than her this time, eviction was really fast.
I wonder if the person co-signing isn't indulging them anymore or is eviction moratorium hitting harder?

No. 850500

>>850493
Saging for the tinfoil moment. But I am wonder if the person who is on twitter claiming to be related to them is someone or is related to someone they may have been using as a co-signer without them knowing of have taken something out in their name and its went to that person or they have found that the goblins have been exploiting an other family member to get that co signature.

No. 850507

>>850493
>>850500
Cousin anon popped up right after Laur talked about this really fast eviction.
It's strange it would take so long for cousin anon to find out about Lillee on the net.

No. 850510

File: 1629815798291.jpeg (604.77 KB, 828x1477, 10D60600-D5B9-499F-A5CF-146ABC…)

Smooches for pradip

No. 850511

>>850430
My guess would be Diamond Earl Trueman is Earl R Trueman’s son. Sylvia (Trueman) and Bill Zeilor are the aunt & uncle who raised him. Laur’s been purposely vague about Earl’s immediate family. Maybe she knew there were living relatives who would call them out on their bullshit.

No. 850513

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if you log into ancestor.com you can see who is using records for their family trees. Laur’s account had this info about Earl R Trueman. He had one son which I’m going to guess was Diamond Earl.

No. 850514

File: 1629818500760.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1170x1643, DE1DE2EF-F201-495D-98A3-9A3DA7…)

Scar on her cheek is confirmed in the paperwork but story about fleeing the Ukraine with no shoes in the middle of the night on a boat to America falls apart. Grandma Bessie was born in Ukraine but was residing in Poland when she immigrated. She left from Europe from Germany.

No. 850516

>>850515
Damn you really went and used a tripcode to post your bullshit. It's almost like I'm on 4chan circa 2009. What attention do you want tripfag?

No. 850518

File: 1629819077143.jpeg (1.2 MB, 1170x1833, 96C47B49-6F6F-4E1C-99A9-80E36E…)

Laur added her dad’s death certificate without removing his ss # and address. Great job doxxing your dead dad, Laur.

No. 850521

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>>850510
Saging for nitpicking, but I find it so weird that as a “beauty guru”, she either wears zero makeup during the daytime or goes full face, caked on makeup, fake eyelashes the whole bit. It’s like she only knows how to do one look and nothing in between.

She could do cute “day” looks and show minimal makeup ideas but instead goes out with hardly any makeup and and ends up using a filter.

I’ve never seen any real beauty influencers do this. They usually always look put together and have a easy look that makes you think, damn I want to try that!

No. 850523

>>850521
Sage for agreement, but right?! I mentioned to a friend earlier that Lillee never does anything with her nails to go with any of her looks to bring it all together, I mean has she ever considered doing that and adding some cute rings so your eyes are drawn to them too?

Like, You're a influencer, Lillee. INFLUENCE!

No. 850524

>>850493
Wait, did they all ready move out of the tomato garden? That was so recent I assumed their talk of moving and unpacking was into that place. If they're really pulling up stakes this quickly it's no wonder Lillee's such a mess, this sort of chaos will absolutely undermine anyone's emotional growth.

No. 850532

>>850524
Tomato Garden house is the Malvie photoshoot house. They’ve moved twice in 2 years. Last September from the wood panel attic to the Malvie house and now to their new location.

No. 850541

>>850521
Look very FASy there, Lilz. Might wanna lay off smoothing that area out when editing as it doesn't help your case.

No. 850543

I know Lillee’s IMDb has been mentioned several times but did anyone ever notice that Laur has a profile too? All of her work has been uncredited (aka she made it all up)

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm10478495

No. 850546

File: 1629832486964.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1170x1379, 3F1217E6-C8EA-43B0-B2DC-161692…)

>>850543
Life hit Laur hard

No. 850548

File: 1629832752960.jpg (225.14 KB, 799x851, Untitled.jpg)

>>850543
Isn't bullshitting against IMDB rules? I checked The Wolf of Wall Street credits on IMDB and Laur is listed in the art department as uncredited but everyone else has at least their role stated like picrel, even if they're not credited, but Laur's entry only states she was uncredited.

No. 850551

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>>850548
Her only credited jobs

No. 850552

>>850551
Damn that's quite the coincidence! Also I noticed in the screenshot I posted >>850548 Gabu Camilo is listed for props. Is it normal for movies to have more than one props person?

No. 850553

>>850546
I'm not sure if it's the hair or the fivehead that's the tragedy here

No. 850555

>>850551
>thanks

Laur thinking her own kid thanking her during a livestream is an IMBD credit kek

No. 850556

File: 1629835331809.jpeg (1.68 MB, 1242x1457, E7935676-C4F0-4048-97C7-DD529B…)

Bootiful

No. 850557

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Horrendous editing as per usual

No. 850558

>>850556
Jesus Christ, she looks likes she's offering $5 blowies to whoever drives past.

No. 850559

>>850556
I will say it again, fat everywhere BUT the tits

No. 850560

I realized why her chest looks so abnormal. Her non-existent tits are asymmetrical and lopsided, with one pointing down and the other to the side. If I was her, I would try hiding the FAS symptoms instead of displaying them for everyone to laugh at

No. 850562

The goblins scammed a Nigerian minor into interviewing Lillee. A whopping 30 views and 1 comment

No. 850563

>>850556
Her entire ass is hanging out the back. I feel bad for anyone driving by.

No. 850565

>>850562
"I am literally art encompassed", "women empowerment!", "we're all influencers" oy vey, this bitch makes me wanna A-Log so fucking much. I feel bad for the kid interviewing her though, she seems really genuine and it sucks she's got scammed by the goblins.

No. 850571

>>850562
Weird how she didn't promote this. Usually she plasters it all over her ig stories. I guess she didn't want a repeat of the vibe show interview

No. 850573

>>850546
damn, I guess she's always had that receding hairline then. Can't wait til lillee starts balding.

No. 850577

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>>850562
I wonder if they charge for interviews? This was the website linked from YouTube (not the Join Us link - it just leads to dodgy spam links)

No. 850578

File: 1629841712802.jpeg (246.8 KB, 1170x1244, 646414D4-FC17-4D3A-B692-17FF6A…)

Has she mentioned a beauty mark on her neck? I thought the mark was from diabetes?

No. 850583

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>>850578
Her trademark keeps changing. It was “petite “ before

No. 850586

>>850583
It irks me to no end that she claims she took ballet, jazz, and contemporary dance. It was her damn PE class. She's so uncoordinated and can't follow even a basic 8 count. I don't understand how she feels justified in bragging/building up her resume with the most mundane of things. They are trying to pass her latest set of lives as her hosting/directing/producing a TV show. Her entire life is a series of straw house lies and she thinks she'll ever be taken seriously in business and beauty/television/movies? She's done nothing that an average 16 year old has done. But she's 20 and still expects to be applauded for things most of us would only think about when our parents pull out the yearbook to embarrass us in front of a date. It's not even just a case of a jack of all trades, master of none. She acts like any experience at all is the same as a lifetime of dedicated study.

she can't fucking dance. /rant

No. 850587

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>>850521
I've said it before and I'll say it again, she looks like a Hartley Hooligan

No. 850588

>>850556
Her tiddies be in different zip codes

No. 850589

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>>850518
>Carl Marks

No. 850595

>>850578
> and leading with kindness.

Yeah, ok sure. The lion, witch and the audacity of this bitch.

No. 850611

File: 1629857384921.jpg (323.1 KB, 1378x2327, Teen Pop Int.jpg)

>>850562
Partial transcript of interview, left out some bits that were less interesting.

Interviewer reads off, "Now at the age of 20, Lillee Jean is a household name…." near end of intro to LJ.

Where does your style come from and where do you get your inspiration from?
>uhm so, style, do you like mean like uhm my artistry, my fashion taste, what do you mean by style?
"Overall."
>Uhm ok, I think my style comes from like, I feel very close to, uhm, my Russian and like my French roots, so I've always been really inspired by that sort of uhm, culture, I think it's beautiful.

In what way [unintelligible] being multicultural and international blogger help you connect with your fans?
>Oh it's been very helpful [lists India and UK only as places she has connected to]…Social media has definitely opened up the door. I'm able to go live like on instagram and I could be speaking with someone who's in like the UK right now and it's so cool because I never would've been able to do that if it wasn't for social media. It's definitely been a privilege for people to uhm to connect to ME actually, and an honor to connect back to people. Definitely. It's definitely opened up so much. Even my style has evolved from it. Because, you see different, uh, y'know, ways people talk, do things, and you grow from that. Definitely.

What do you love about the makeup genre and how would you say you stand out?
>[standing out because she's moved into entertainment]…I have my own company, Lillee Jean Beauty. Uhm I actually started at 19. And uhm y'know, I really got into voiceover acting. I stand out because I am like, literally art encompassed. I just love the arts. It's not just makeup for me, it's everything that's beautiful about it. Definitely.

Oh, so you did voice over too?
>Yes, so I had my reel that I put out uhm I think like about 3 months ago, a very excited, y'know like, a tiny voice, like, "Hello everybody!" and like [laughs with hands over face] I like y'know crazy voices. I think it would be so much fun to get into cuz y'know as I've done this more and more uhm some of my fans on youtube, which we're almost at 20k so exciting, uhm they were like, "y'know what. You should do voiceover." And I was like, "Ok!" Uhm so, hopefully as y'know covid, we start riding that wave, I'll be able to get things. I think it would just be so much fun, because, I'm the type of person who always has to be moving, always has to be improving. I wouldn't feel satisfied just staying in makeup. I-I want to be broad. More than that. Be able to help people. More than just that. And bring back joy.
"You have an amazing voice."
>Oh, thank you! [clearly flattered]

In today's world, how much do you think fashion weeks are influential?
>What do you mean?
Are they, do you think fashion weeks today are important or they help in anyway?
>As time has gone on, they've kind of declined. Y'know. New York, y'know, major capital for like fashion and things like that. And, people go, but a lot of people don't even understand why it started, y'know, Fashion Week was a way to get people to together instead of, uhm, y'know having individual PR kits sent out. I'm not sure if it started in like, idk if it was the 40's, but it was one woman who started it [puts both hands with one finger up in front of herself to indicate "one"] and I think that's so empowering for women, that one woman [puts one finger up again] did that. So, I think Fashion Week haaas kind of been going down, but I think that uhm, together we should kind of ramp it up, obviously post covid, uhm because women empowerment is everything. One woman in the 40's. Come on. That's unheard of.
(I encourage you to watch her say this ending thought, it's like bad acting. 6:05 timestamp)

Which person or book do you think has had the most influence on your [unintelligible]?
>…It's kinda cliche, I like the Hunger Games. Atticus Finch, y'know…I love Audrey Hepburn…Her line that, "Happy girls are the prettiest girls." is so true! Because If you're not happy inside, how could you be pretty outside. You're going to be sad, you're to be like "oh no!"….

…Do you see yourself as an influencer? What does it mean to you, being an influencer?
>…I think anybody on the internet is an influencer…you have a moral obligation to with everything that you say, be careful with it! Ok, let's take, uhm, the pandemic. I've made it my moral obligation to do mask tutorials. Be there for my fans. Influence them on staying safe. [makes a facemask gesture] So, yeah, it's very important to keep that influence, and every actor's an influencer, some way or another we're all influencers, definitely. (Very physically emotive, 7:22 timestamp)

Timestamp 7:58 - Lillee is asked about whether brand of clothing matters or not, LJ says there's a difference between fast fashion and designer fashion,
>in the type of the ways the cotton is made, silk, stuff like that. But, let's face it. Fast fashion, you want to take a photo now. Does it really matter, y'know, if it's Ralph Lauren or is it y'know Forever21, what does it matter? Is it pretty? Yeah. Because designers can make pretty bad styles too [hair flip] that are not very, uhm, befitting? [clearly satisfied with her..pun? or critical analysis?? idk what she thought was so clever] You know what I'm saying.

Timestamp 8:40 - Asked about best trend atm. Answers with "best trend that started in 2019" - "clean skin and a real focus on skincare first". Thinks that movement is really positive. Says,
>We went towards the really heavy face, and now we've gone towards the sustainable phase [face?], which is great for the environment. I mean sustainability is so important. Lessening plastic, lessening your carbon footprint. Conscious beauty is here to stay I think. Truly.
LJ back to back said fast vs designer fashion doesn't matter because the outfit being cute is what matters, and you want the picture now, despite fast fashion being bad for the environment, then immediately follows up by saying sustainable beauty is so important, "lessening plastic, lessening your carbon footprint".

>…and to be able to, uhm, just from speaking, just from making people feel comfortable, give them that confidence in a para way where they're on the screen and I'm on the screen is like, "wo-ow", I never thought I would be able to do that, but I am very grateful that I AM able to do that, for sure. [shakes head, then nods head]


As you said, the trolls, they're the worst part about social media. How do you handle them?
>…I wrote an op-ed about it and uhm it did very well. Y'know, I mimicked it after a psychology article…When I saw the classic stages of cyber bullying, intimidation, isolation, I was like, "my..GOD" this is what was happening to me…

It's difficult to remember what the question was by the end of Lillee's answers, they're so…ambling.

What are general words of wisdom you live by?
>…I really I like Sun Tzu…he had a very brilliant way about him on how he would say y'know, "know they enemy" and "know thyself", because if you know yourself good then no obstacle could possibly take you down. I think uhm, it'sa-everybody always goes to me, like, "What?!?" But yeah, uhm, Art of War, Sun Tzu, he's good.

Timestamp 13:00 - Lillee says her mom is her inspirational person and gushes about how much her mom is there for her.

When asked about any upcoming events LJ might want to share, she talks about Aug 8th with Diamond Diva. This interview with Lillee posted Aug 19th.

Btw, the original "1 comment" was from, of course, Lille Jean.

No. 850613

>>850611

LJ you literally know fuck all about fashion. How can you be an influencer, yet have no semblance of personal style or image you want to convey? You can't even pretend, can you?

No. 850654

>>850611

Sage for rant, but I've never seen a more ineloquent person speak with such confidence. It's embarrassing but I also can't stop watching because it's so hilarious and pathetic.

No. 850663

>>850611
I'm cackling over how she stumbles over the question about her style. Why would you need a definition of the world as a influencer? That should be the first thing you need to know if you're in the beauty/fashion industry.

No. 850664

>>850663
*word, sorry my typo.

No. 850665

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Thank you transcription anon! You saved me from watching her video and losing even more braincells. I went over to "The Teen Pop's" YouTube to see the trainwreck and the timestamps helped greatly.

The few comments the video has aren't kind, and I feel bad for the young girl conducting the interview as you could tell she had no clue what the fuck Lillee was saying. Anyway, as of today - Aug 25th, 2021, 4:25 EDT (-4 GMT) the video has only 5 likes, 21 dislikes, and hasn't even broken 100 views in the five whole days that it's been up. 1 million Jeaniez my ass.

No. 850666

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Screenshot of the comments, it says 7 in total but some have been nuked.

No. 850668

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Screenshot of the reply to Lillee's only comment on the "The Teen Pop" interview. I figured I'd screenshot them before they're removed. The Teen Pop YouTube girl that interviewed her is probably so pissed off that she sat through all that just to lose subscribers. Where is Laur during all this? Isn't she supposed to be Lillee's "talent" agent and momager? This is why public figures hire an actual professional PR company to avoid disasters such as this. If the head goblin had any clue what she was doing, she would've asked for a list of questions beforehand so that Lillee could practice her responses. Instead, she's probably just out of view, smiling like the mentally defective moron she is and whispering to Lillee about what a great job she's doing. FFS, Lillee didn't even answer one question that was asked, she just rambled in attic-pidgin-word-salad for 15 damn minutes.

Eventually nobody will want to interview Lillee, paid or not. The juice isn't worth the squeeze, as they say. She damages a channel's reputation and costs them subscribers because Lillee is just so incredibly unlikeable. Everything about her is repugnant.

No. 850671

>>850611
doesn't know what fashion weeks are
does mask tuto but is unable to wear a clean one properly and her size
doesn't know fast fashion is about exploiting their employees and the environment
is illiterate, has not a single book at home but want us to believe she reads Sun Tzu
'know thyself' he was chinese ffs

all her 'interviews' are just pathetic word salad

No. 850680

How can you live in New York and not know about fashion week. Also its not becoming less of a thing. Maybe I have more insight as I studied fashion and art. But it's not that hard to find out what fashion week is or what it's about. I mean Google what is fashion week and you get this A fashion week is a fashion industry event, lasting approximately one week, where fashion designers, brands or "houses" display their latest collections in runway fashion shows to buyers and the media. These events influence trends for the current and upcoming seasons. It amazes me she claims all these things but doesn't know basics when she could Google it. But 8 guess she's just not organically interested in what she says she is into

No. 850684

File: 1629892957969.jpeg (760.44 KB, 1170x1686, 67A4C69F-1846-49E5-BC98-10FBB4…)

Laur’s fake credits have been removed from her IMDb page

No. 850685

>>850680
She even went to a fashion week event once (that Patricia Hartmann one that Laur scammed tickets to) so it's mindblowing how little she knows.

No. 850686

when she says that fashion week began in the 40's by ONE woman, is that just made up bs on the spot

No. 850687

the part where she says Laur is her inspiration is the only answer that is coherent (as much as Lillee can be) and is clearly rehearsed…

No. 850688

>>850671
I bet she googled "inspirational quotes about bullying" and chose one of the top ones

No. 850689

>>850686
Eleanor Lambert created Fashion Week in the 1943 as a promotional thing for the NY Dress Institute. Lillee was correct.

No. 850690

>>850684
even in that highly photoshopped pic of laur she's still got a 6head kek

No. 850693

>>850684
So either IMDB realised she's full of shit and took them down or Laur did herself after seeing it be discussed here and I guess maybe twitter. Hoping it was IMDB 'cause I know that'll really chap her ass that she can't scam everyone kek.

No. 850695

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No. 850696

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>>850556
Can any Anon find what dress and boots she is wearing? Both look horrible on her and I can't imagine them looking any better on someone who isn't cow shaped.

No. 850697

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>>850696
Also lol at this photo that makes he look impossibly wide.

No. 850698

>>850695
Interest in mental health? From the girl who thinks that antidepressants are stupid and people should just stop whining because they have nothing to be depressed about? muh sidez

No. 850699

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No. 850704

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>>850696
This is the link to the romper: https://www.fashionnova.com/products/in-the-game-romper-mustard

Here’s a pic of what it looks like on a non cow

No. 850706

>>850704
Ofc it's a romper. Lillee must love them so much because they're like toddler clothing but adult sized. Girl in the pic's tidy hair really works with the outfit. Lillee really needs to learn how to style her hair with outfits, no one is impressed by her greasy mess.

No. 850707

>>850704
The tie at the waist is supposed to go all the way around and tie in the front. Lillee’s so wide it wouldn’t reach and she tied it in the back kek

No. 850708

>>850684
My assumption is that Laur deleted after getting caught. Maybe they are actually self aware enough to realize how embarrassing it would be to have the callout accounts fact check by contacting the film companies.

No. 850710

>>850696
>>850704
She styled it with the boots which gives it a fall look, in August? The colors do absolutely nothing for her pale as a ghost skin.
>>850706
I agree, her hair is always an oily, frizzy mess that distracts for her “modeling lewk”

Also the boots make her look like she has hooves (not flattering at all) and I’m pretty sure she always needs to size up (in everything), but doesn’t. The divorced boobs shouldn’t be her main feature. I’d conceal that if I were her.

Rompers don’t look good on her body type. You can’t even tell it’s a romper. It looks wrinkled on her.

She has zero style. I don’t even feel like I’m being harsh. She doesn’t have it or even tries to have it. She has no clue how to stylize or accessorize an outfit. She never has a cohesive look with a vibe. I never know what she’s going for.

No. 850712

>>850701
>>850710
Learn to sage (just put sage as your email), you stick out like a sore thumb.
Your opinion isn't worth a green post. com'on boomer, you gotta read the rules.
>>850695
I noticed Vibe has changed the name of the interview they did with her to "LILLEE JEAN talks" and Lillee has changed the title of and thumbnail of a large amount of her videos to be more in line with Lillee being more akin to Diamond Diva. In a convoluted twist, Lillee is going to try to catapult herself to fame by using other people who are trying to use her instagram following to catapult themselves.

No. 850716

>>850695
>>850712
Hold on. Lillee will be doing the interview as the host???
Can't wait.
She'll insert herself in every guest's answers.

No. 850725

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>>850712 Holy shit, you're right. That's amazing, it's like Goblin inception. Only problem is, is that Lillee is incapable of letting people talk and she constantly talks over them. You can barely even understand what she's saying half the time, let alone what her point is. The only person who can really communicate with her is her mother, it's like when young siblings or twins create their own language, only this version is alot creepier and with more emotional incest.

I just checked out her Twitter and her engagement (mainly lack thereof) is embarrassing. Most of these "prominent people" she's interviewing are just as irrelevant as she is. I decided to check out some of the people she named since I have no clue who any of them are.

Claudy Beats - 200 followers on Twitter and he's following half of them. Joined Twitter a year and 4 months ago, has hardly any engagement, nobody listens to his garbage music (picrel) and he appears to be just as fame hungry as our Goblins. When he's not posting "sick beats", he's ranting or trying to get the attention of an actual celebrity. It's gonna be a fun to watch him realize that he sat through an entire interview with Lillee and gained not one single follower from it.

Jonas Never - 7k followers, but he's had Twitter since '09. Did atleast 2 Kobe Bryant mural(s), ESPN tweeted him and that seems to be around the time he got most of his following, so he keeps milking that udder. He's been interviewed by an actual professional before and seems to be pretty normal, so watching him decipher goblinese should be hilarious.

Mark Gannt - I think she means Mark Gantt, g8 Job as usual Lils. Calls himself a director, actor, writer & producer but he's D list at best… and that's being kind. Did some Streamable series called "The Bannen Way". Other notable roles include: Demon #1 on an episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, an EMT on an episode of AHS:Hotel, and who can forget his tear-jerking role as "Bar Owner" on an episode of "The Shield". He's had 1 recurring role on TV and that was 5 years ago.

Rocco Gaglioti - You all know him as the giant that picked up lady Gaga on the Red Carpet that one time, and the dude that was forced to touch LJ in that fashion week photo. Legend has it he had to burn all the skin off his arm just to get rid of her stench. He also created some show on his failed/failing network where he exploited Courtney Stodden. Thats the teenager that was sold off to a has-been actor years ago so her mom can pay rent. She looks like an even trashing version of Pam Anderson, if you could imagine that. 99.9% of his Filmograpghy is for the garbage he wrote and produced on his own network, and I'm pretty sure he created that network so he could have steady employment. Apparently eye-fucking celebrities from a dark corner of the red carpet doesn't pay the bills, who knew?

Alan was already covered by another Anon, so I left him out. I can't imagine what other characters she'll have on the show if those are the ones she considers note worthy, but it's LJ after all. Anyone whose had an actual job is miles out of her league. At any rate, it should be hilarious watching these people's faces as they try to make sense of what Lillee is asking them.

No. 850748

>>850725
I wonder if Lillee will bring up her "connection" to Vanessa Bryant with Jonas Never. I mean c'mon, Laur is such an important friend she helped arrange the funeral! Man, I'd be tempted to join IG just to ask that question during the live but I know Laur is the jannie from hell in those chats.

No. 850777

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No. 850779

>>850777
I know it's been said before but her neck is so disproportionately thick.

No. 850780

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>>850777
Same look in a video

No. 850796

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Pradip is ready to marry our little ogre

No. 850797

>>850796

hey, pradip could take her away from laur. who knows, he could be a good lad. his hair looks like jyp's tho

No. 850800

>>850797
He isn't hot enough. the only dude she's really gotten obviously flustered for was the rando that joined one of her live streams.

No. 850807

>>850800 Lillee's one of those girls that will be forever single. Not because she's juvenile, stupid, naive, inexperienced, sheltered, smug, rude, obese, hideous, or a vicious cunt - we've all known people that tick a few of those boxes (or all of them) and still, they find a significant other. No, Lillee will be forever single because she doesn't live in our reality and she sees herself as some gorgeous, smart, ethereal-like goddess and she won't "settle" for someone beneath her.

What she doesn't realize is that back here on planet earth, she's barely a "3" on a good day, and that's being kind. The men she lusts after are all 7's and up, and that BedfordBar Doctor dude is arguably a ten. In shape, in the prime of his life, he's a doctor that works with professional athletes and such, and he's attractive as well. Lillee was - as you all predicted - salivating all over her screen during that livestream. It was a pathetic site to watch, especially considering she thought she was sexy and enticing, and all he saw was some short & stout midget with an obvious cognitive impairment. I kept waiting for him to tell her she's "so amazing" for doing what she does even though she's disabled, just so I could see her reaction.

No. 850810

>>850807
As someone who works with a personal trainer because I'd be a lazy sack of shit otherwise, Ian was so nice to her. He recognized she was not going to be able to keep up with a full normal workout, gave her easier options that she was capable of doing a set of. Instead she did 1? ish rep at the "I'm fit" level.

No. 850811

>>850809
lillee learns more about business and companies from us than from her momager.

No. 850813

>24-7 Press Release

This is a company you pay to post your shit on their websites.

https://www.24-7pressrelease.com/price_plans

The two media outlets Lillee tweeted about, Clevelandpulse.com & thelondonnewsjournal.com are suspicious af. 24-7 Press Release lists them as sites they promote on.

https://www.24-7pressrelease.com/assets/pdf_files/247pr_distribution_list_vb.pdf

Not that anyone is shocked but they once again paid for articles.

No. 850819

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>>850779
I wish she'd stop using that angle, it is not helping her at all.

>>850780
KEK, she genuinely looks like a sped. She also looks like she's been using Homer Simpson's makeup gun.

No. 850831

>>850813
jfc how much money have they wasted on fake articles by now. Shouldn't they know by now that planting articles on no-name websites will not bring her any authentic followers?

Or maybe they know, but just use it for Lillee to screenshot so she can appear more legit.

No. 850834

I might be wrong with this but with the amount of time LJ has been around and the amount of fans she claims to have, I find it strange that she has never done a fan mail unboxing or even mentioned fans sending her things and thanking them for it. Like you know every other influencer. She doesn't seem to be thankful for her "fans" unless she is replying to bump her engagement. I don't know how she can think her content is good enough when it never really varies.if she wants even organic engagement she should try other things. She should try the below list but you know that requires genuine engagement and no excuses to happen.

1. Clothes haul. (She is clearly buying clothes so why not do a short blog to show them off)
2. A day of blog that isn't just her going to the dentist but her planning her upcoming videos etc
3. Pr/fan mail unboxing
4. In person make up chats

Other helpful stuff I think she needs to take heed of.
1. Stop talking over guests
2. Stop pretending you know everything about everything and learn new things from those you collab with and ask questions. On that Beckford bar onr if she had been honest she could have been I have this issue what would you recommend.
3.stop engaging with the callouts. Everyone with a brain knows if people don't get a reaction they get fed up.
4. Stop cheating your way and be honest with real organic engagement.


Sorry for sperging but despite her being annoying she could have actual potential if she took real advice and stopped listening to mother. And didn't expect people to come to her but engaged and went out and actually got it.

No. 850835

>>850834
I've been saying a majority of this since I made my video which was then taken it down, it doesn't matter how helpful we try to be to her, she'll take it as an attack and choose to ignore it sadly. :(

She can't attract a legit fanbase because she chooses to continue with the lies and engage with the bots etc. It's sad, there's like a million legit ways to become a beauty blogger other than the ones she chooses and it's frustrating to see her continue to mess up and not learn anything from it.(newfag)

No. 850836

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No. 850845

>>850835
The general idea is put sage as your email if your comment/post isn't adding something new to the conversation. As much as opinions and thoughts are valued, they aren't fresh milk. Welcome to the chat, and understand (some) mean this kindly, but unless you've got something juicy, sage it.

No. 850846

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>>850813
Her new PR person Tiana Ferrell is listed on the “press releases”. Tiana’s main claim to fame is being the descendant of Ida B Wells, the founder of the NAACP. Pretty hypocritical to be representing a women who told PoC to shut the fuck up about slavery, Tiana.

No. 850849

>>850846 Why is this now the second time I've seen "Lillee Jean is now a household name" in the last few days? She's not a household name, she's a joke, with a face only her cross-eyed 10head mother could love. Lillee needs to stop trying to push that narrative. Nobody knows who she is unless they are a part of certain online communities and most of her views come from farmers. My God this bitch is delusional.

Serious question anons - do you think she's aware of the fact that she's a hideous weeble? Or do you think she looks in the mirror and sees a Greek Goddess.

No. 850850

>>850849
She sees what her mother has told her her entire life. Beautiful white skin, blonde hair, big blue eyes. A real life Disney princess.

>>850807
>salivating all over her screen during that livestream.

It was so bad, anon. I remember some gay family members insulting women who cross their arms saying it was to push their boobs up. Thought they were being delusional, but LJ really is doing it! I didn't think this tactic was beyond a preteen in the 90s. I also noticed she's on her best behavior and doesn't talk over him much. She's not listening, but trying to make her expressions look as "cute" and "sexy" as possible.

No. 850854

>>850846
ya know, if Lillee has a new PR person and they are trying to make changes for her, I applaud that. Lillee will never be famous or have more notability than she currently has. She's not engaging on her own. The only reason Lillee has gotten this much attention is her mom. If laur hadn't gotten on the reddit thread, she would have been forgotten in a week. Lawyer/PR dude tried to help her and between not being paid and Laur being a cunt, he dropped them and did it publicly to make a big ol' mark on their reputation. I feel bad for anyone trying to come in and help them. Laur is the biggest issue, but Lillee is still attached at the tit to her.

No. 850861

>>850850
sage for thoughts, i suppose.
that workout interview really displayed her inexperience with men, and her complete lack of knowledge about what they find attractive. she was preening, pushing her cock-eyed tits up every 10 seconds, and batting her fake eyelashes. she awkwardly compliments him numerous times and she’s clearly trying to flirt with him, despite him being way out of her league, significantly older, and married. however, that’s all pretty standard stuff for an overly confident and extremely horny 20-something. it’s normal to fantasize and flirt for fun, and it’s only notable because she’s so hamfisted about it that it makes the conversation uncomfortable. but what stood out to me was her filming location for the workout, her outfit, and all the little things a normal person would curate before they spend an hour with a successful, attractive person who they want to impress. she goes through all this effort to come off as sexy and enticing during the interview using this dramatic body language, and yet she’s not wearing a bra and her saggy tits are flopping all over the place every time she moves. her hair is a knotted mess, the lighting is shit, and she’s wearing a full face of make-up to do push-ups. she frequently reminds him that she’s out of shape, was sick with prediabetes, she doesn’t work out properly, and doing two pushups is enough to make her sore. and, worst of all, she has her cheap, plastic disney store dolls on full display behind her, sitting on top of a $35 cloth dresser from amazon which is stuffed full of dingy clothes. lillee acting like a cat in heat isn’t particularly surprising (especially since this man is actually really handsome and very accomplished) but her complete inability to anticipate social interactions and shape/moderate her behavior around them is the reason she will always fail as a social media influencer and, inevitably, as a functioning human being in society.

also, my favorite moment from the entire interview was argumentative lillie displaying her fantastic education from the attic academy: “although, a muscle is really good and that’s above the skin. just saying”

No. 850869

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The resemblance is striking

No. 850875

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>>850780
>>850869
It certainly is

No. 850884

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No. 850890

>>850884
Next thread pic please.

No. 850891

>>850846
super tinfoil, but do we have any evidence this PR person is real? I only ask because Tiana just happens to be the name of the 1st official black Disney Princess. After getting found out naming a fake black account Shaquanna or whatever it was, it would be very on brand for our goblins to try something less racist but even more obvious.

No. 850892

>>850891
Yeh she’s a real woman with a real twitter account

No. 850900

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Twitter callout comic artist does it again with this beauty.(fanart)

No. 850911

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>spred love

good ol’ attic academy education

No. 850924

>>850911
I'm sure she meant to say "sped love"

No. 850933

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>Follow/RT does not indicate endorsement

Someone’s sensitive about Prince Jaffar’s pro-taliban/slut shaming a rape victim tweets.

No. 850936

Drinking game idea take a shot every time lillie says the words beautiful, look or down below actual does my tits in

No. 850938

>>850924
Or 'spread lcie' as in lice, the upcoming fashion trend she is about to launch any day now.

No. 850998

>>850911
Did someone just figure out smart phone pens exist? kek

No. 851000

>>850933
why would you RT something if you didnt agree with it ir something

No. 851002

>>851000
You ask a good question. You would usually only retweet or follow you don't agree with because you're a journalist or a scholar trying to start a conversation or keep up with developments…which is why those are the only people who put that in their twitter bio, academics and journalists. She's a moron.

No. 851003

>>851000
>>850933
This is a common thing people stick on their profiles… if they're famous. People with large followings will often get responses when they retweet random people like, "Why did you RT this bigot's picture of a cute dog?! Are you a bigot too?!" and so that phrase became a popular disclaimer. Doesn't work with Lillee, though, since she interacts with the accounts she is following or retweeting, unlike actual celebs who don't use Twitter to chat and have social lives.

No. 851008

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No. 851011

>>850884
Ykno, sometimes other cows get compared to ratchetface and its a bit of a stretch. But lillee has got to be the closest comparison ive ever seen, its uncanny

No. 851017

>>850834

sage for rant but i agree: the talking over guests thing has been one of the most cringeworthy things i've seen her do (among many other things…)

No. 851018

>>851011

i'd argue that's an insult to ratchetface but, yes, the resemblance is undeniably uncanny

No. 851023

>>851018
>>851017
yeah but ratchetface is actually blonde

No. 851028

do other makeup gurus post videos every single day? just feels like lillee pumps these similar looks out everyday with no real thought put into it. always quantity, not quality with her

No. 851029

>>851028
The last time she's really watched other makeup channels is when she was 15, so her skills are super outdated and clunky looking

No. 851052

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She’s been thirsting after Jaffar all week on Instagram even after all his pro-Taliban posts on Twitter. Pheepy must be quaking in his boots

No. 851053

>>851011
>>851018
>>851023
Lol why are you all calling her Ratchetface? It's Hatchetface

No. 851061

>>851029 She calls this look "extra". Extra? It's the same stupid look she's always done, how she doesn't see that is baffling. Her vocabulary is as stunted as her growth hormones. She really should stop with the "Hello Jeaniez" and just say "Hello Farmers" as we're basically her only audience.

No. 851062

>>851053
I fucked the spelling up and started a chain reaction oops

>>851052
I just dont get how she has no self awareness to not even feel a little embarrassed by doing this. This is stuff some naive lonely older woman with low self esteem would do with some random foreign guy that gave her attention on Facebook

No. 851063

>>851028
Her looks are so stale. She's done the pink and yellow look so many times before.

2021 has just been Lillee doing every look she's done before but with som cheap ass crystals added.

No. 851064

>>851062
Ratchetface is a pretty apt nickname for Lillee tho…

No. 851071

sage for rant because LJ has been posting a lot of pics of her doing kissy face adn it reminded me how bizarre she looks, not like she's kissing but like she's trying to do duckface. Nothing sexy about it, just gross and cringe.

https://twitter.com/RealLilleeJean/status/1431665232305442816

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No. 851090

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No. 851091

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No. 851092

>>851089
This doesn’t even look like her anymore. Did Laur get better at photoshopping?

No. 851094

>>851090

Covering up her jowls and double chin with crafting crystals is very effective. You totally can't tell she's growing into the man jaw she inherited from Laur.

No. 851099

>>851091
bad beauty school "fantasy makeup" vibes kek

No. 851105

Low budget Katy Perry cosplay

No. 851106

>>851091
This looks like a five year old got into the craft supplies and glued rhinestones to her face and ran a marker down her nose.

No. 851109

>>851094 If I was Lillee, I'd be taking all those shekels her and her disgusting mother use on bots and stash it aside for plastic surgery. She sees what her future is every time she looks at Laur; The receding hairline, googly ass far spaced eyes, man jaw and double chin, the huge ~fore~tenhead, the saggy skin and wrinkles… it's too much to list. Laur aged like bad milk, she looks 10 years older than she actually is and considering Lillee already looks 90 and 12 at the same time, she should be frightened of what father time has in store. Even with her mouth closed, she's still "ForeverKailyn" levels of hideous, with the cognitive delays to match. Only Kailyn somehow has more life experience, which is a sentence I never thought I'd say.

Her cosplays aren't even talking about anymore. I could've sworn we've seen this look atleast 4 other times. She lacks creativity and skill and considering she looks like the hybrid of a failed abortion and a retarded hobbit, I'm perplexed as to why she thought she could be a successful beauty guru.

No. 851112

>>851091
Lillee's really embodying the unholy union of Miss Piggy, Katy Perry and Chammy The Chameleon from Willy's Wonderland here ain't she?

No. 851118

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>>851109
Had to look up this cow and the similarities are endless

No. 851135

Lillee is going live with this cow next month

No. 851141

why do these people want anything to do with Lillee? do they not do any research?

No. 851149

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Cousin Anon is back, claiming the Trueman’s weren’t the first Pennsylvanian settlers in the 1500s.

No. 851155

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Laur still pretending to be ontroplis on twitter and is using screenshots of people and using them as her display picture. She’s the last person to come for anybody’s looks. She’s also making fun of someone’s teeth as if her daughter’s oral health isn’t the worst thing we’ve ever seen.

No. 851156

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What a great role model, Laur!

No. 851157

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No. 851158

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>>851157
The photos on IMDb taken in 2015.There’s maybe 5 years in between these photos. What the hell happened to her?

No. 851159

>>851158
She started harassing people, calling their places of employment, doxing people, defamation, false DMCA strikes and overall being a shitty person and parent. If you’re ugly on the inside it always shows on the outside. Her and her daughter are professional catfishes.

No. 851165

>>851159
>If you’re ugly on the inside it always shows on the outside.
Not that Roald Dahl nonsense again, please. It's hilarious that farmers are parroting that, as talking shit probably would be considered being ugly on the inside.

No. 851169

>>851158
She looks the same but for the makeup, lighting, and bad angle. This smells like a scrotepost.

No. 851171

>>851157

Looking like Glenn Danzig and Ron jeremy had a very unfortunate looking daughter

No. 851178

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>>851155 It's hilarious to me that an obese, haggard, uneducated slob such as Laur would have the audacity to make fun of anyone. Does she not own a mirror? Laur's easily 80lbs overweight and looks about 15 years older than her physical age. On top of that, her deformed retard of a daughter with no talent or intellect to speak of, has a mouth similar to a broken & disgarded can opener, and she's really going to come for someone's looks? I know these two don't have 60 IQ points between them, but really? How fucking delusional can you get?

Oh right, I forgot. This woman actively encouraged her daughter to forego education so that she could become a beauty guru or fAmOuS acTrEsS. Nevermind that Lillee's got no talent, isn't even slightly attractive, and if it wasn't for her fucked up hair, she could be confused with Danny Devito from behind. I swear, these two pigs sink to new lows everyday. The cognitive dissonance must be strong if you can look like this(picrel) yet think it's okay to go after someone's appearance. All you have to do is shower and you're already leagues above these two on the attractiveness scale.

No. 851181

>>851178
she reminds me of no neck ed from 99 day fiancè

No. 851182

>>851181
Constance Nebbercracker comes to mind.

No. 851186

>>851169
Laur was put together in most photos prior to 2018. In the antique podcasts posted on here, Laur’s lying but at least she’s doing it coherently - she’s actually well spoken. There’s a noticeable change in her appearance and demeanor after Lillee drops out of school and becomes a literal garbage troll. I think it’s been tinfoiled the death of Laur’s dad was the traumatic event which caused the rapid decline of Laur’s physical & mental state but maybe it’s being locked in an attic apartment with the spoiled brat Laur created…

No. 851187

>>851158
If COVID did anything, it showed the world how much social interaction is a massively important part of our lives for mental health. Laur, prior to Lillee, seemed to be a relatively normal person, abet paranoid and desperate to be relevant. Once she was stuck at home with a needy teenager with serious social anxiety that prefers the fantasy of her mind to reality, who they were putting all of their eggs in a basket for, and a husband that effectively does nothing, with money problems out the ass? She played into Lillee's fantasy scenarios, encouraged them and defended Lillee to protect her from the crashing rocket that surrounded them.

No. 851223

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Saging for tinfoil but am actually starting to think that some of the callouts or one of the callouts are dcmaing themselves or other's to start drama or keep the narrative going. It's easy to do since laur is well known for it anyway and copies of their emails are everywhere. Could just be another troll playing both sides of the fence. Not to defend the goblins but it is always when everything goes quiet which means the callouts aren't getting any attention or traffic. Heck I wouldn't know half the callouts if it wasn't for LJ. But maybe am watching too much conspiracy theories. No doubt the ones who lurk will go off on this here.

No. 851225

>>851223
Laur DMCA’d me on Twitter for using a gif of her that Lillee uploaded to giphy

No. 851229

>>851225

Night before last, Laur was up all night, I had 3 dmcas at 3:15am and a couple more at 3:40am… one was a giphy, one was a screenshot of a tweet in which I had blacked out Lillee's profile pic. So it was just her words she claimed as copyrighted.

No. 851230

>>851229
I can also attest to this. I never post on my Twitter and yet two days ago I get the dcma from Laur on an old ass tweet from a long time ago.

No. 851231

>>851229
>>851230
Up that late full of piss and vengeance, sounds like a manic episode cycle.

No. 851242

>>851157

that straight up looks like a dude with tits

No. 851261

>>851158
Literally just makeup and lighting. As much as i dislike laur, she at least knew how to take a good pic. Find any trailer park becky, and give her a makeover with good selfie lightning and she can go from the right pic to the left pic in no time

No. 851285


No. 851334

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>>851285
So much range

No. 851341

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Lillee is getting a pedicure

No. 851369

File: 1630433757583.jpg (1.69 MB, 1611x2306, lj.jpg)

>>851285
"beauty guru" with no teeth. that tracks.

her fake disney princess voice is more uncanny and grating than usual in this video. she also not so subtly keeps smashing her tits together throughout the vid. did she just learn that trick last week? kek she really does have the energy of a horny middle schooler. so embarrassing.

No. 851370

>>851341
Her hair looks like trash and is visible to her "one million jeaniez" every day, but she chooses to spend her few disability dollars on a part of her body that isn't typically visible. (Unless she's posting awful feet pics.)

Makes sense for the goblins shit money management.

No. 851381

>>851369 This is why you don't let the dental equivalent of jiffylube fuck with your mouth, kids. They're fine if you need a run of the mill cleaning, but when your mouth resembles the loading hopper of an overused garbage truck, you go to the professionals to fix that shit. If Lillee really wanted to fix her TMJ and plethora of other mouth issues, she'd be seeing an OMS surgeon. I guess Laur couldn't find one that would trade dental work for non-existent clout. Lillee's gums are painful to look at, and her lack of dental (or any hygiene, really) isn't helping the problem. How she can sit there and think braces are going to help all her issues is beyond me, especially considering her face is still lopsided and she still talks out of the side of her mouth.

Normal people with a functioning level IQ would want it done right the first time so that they don't end up paying more in the long run after some hack causes more damage… but this is the Goblins we're talking about. When the end-result is less than desirable, they'll just pretend that was the look they were going for and call it a day. After all, it took these two twenty years to realize that baby teeth are supposed to fall out, hence the name. I wonder what was going through Lillee's head when she heard other kids talking about the tooth fairy as a child. Their version of reality is so bizarre.

No. 851403

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No. 851405

>>851403

Imagine Belle from Beauty And The Beast as a hooker

No. 851413

>>851403
this is absolutely ART and I can’t stop laughing. the boots. the autumn leaf clip art. the romper.

No. 851415

>>851403
her legs are literally blurred together

No. 851419

>>851415
She had to blur the asscheeks hanging out, anon.

No. 851427

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What the fuck is going on with that zipper

No. 851428

>>851427
she can't zip it all the way.

No. 851429

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>>851427
I think that is her pleather jacket. In Some of the pictures, it looks like she's wearing a crocheted (it's totally see thru on her chest) scarf on her chest and probably put the jacket/vines on in the over the shoulder part to hide the fact she's literally flashing everyone. I have never seen this top, and at this point, we've seen her entire closet as well as Laur's. She rarely gets new things, and she reuses the hell out of cosplay items. When she's not doing anything that will show in pictures, she uses curtains, bedspreads, scarves etc.

No. 851430

>>851429
>>851427
The black loop is where she pulled her bra strap down to look sexy

No. 851432

>>851429
it looks like a blanket

No. 851456

>>851403
How is that romper so short on her? She's literally a midget, her torso can't be that long - she's like 3 foot, what

No. 851473

>>851456
its riding up because shes obese

No. 851478

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>>851456
Her body has gotten more and more weirdly proportioned over time.
Here are her supposed measurements she took in 2018 when she was 17. And >>>/snow/852576

No. 851484

>>851478
Sage for NOT being a vertically challenged fag, but the only numbers that make sense for this literal troll doll is her supposed weight lmao. 34-27-40 and a wrist of 6 inches with the arm flaps like a moose's dewlap my fucking ass.

Can't be wrapping that tape measure so tight you cut off circulation, Lillee.

No. 851494

She doesn't even have an ass (just your regular sit all day flat pancake) to show wearing something that short, obviously intended to be worn as a blouse by non-midgets. Since she's walking on the streets like that, money has to be more tight that we thought.

No. 851496

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>>851478

>16 inch neck

kek, didnt know that was an everlasting affect of pre diabeetus

average neck for non obese women is 12-13 inches. she truly is a horse. imagine having to lose inches not off your waist, but your neck lol

No. 851497

>>851478
>>851496
wait samefag her calf and her neck are the same fucking size. what kinda homunculus shit is that

No. 851506

>>851478
>Shoe Size : 6
Shoe size (width) : 8

No. 851509

>>851478
"Dolls are not real" says the girl who has a million of them and pretends they are kek. Also pretty sure Mattel didn't let Lillee use their Barbie font for this.

No. 851510

>>851509
also dolls are real. they're just not people.

No. 851512

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sage for ot but Elaine’s on twitter calling Lillee fat kek

No. 851518

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>>851512
Called lillee delusional as well lol Laur always picks the knights that end up calling her daughter fat, ugly or disabled.

No. 851522

Why is elaine doing this?

No. 851528

>>851522
If it is Elaine, she's attention whoring and is bored. When she was attached to Lillee, people were paying attention to her, even if it was making fun of her. The further she was detached from the Lillee narrative, the less she got.

I just think a lot of the newest troll accounts on twitter may be run by some of the newer younger call outs trying to stir up trouble. The cousin, maybeelaine, fakeontropolis, etc all show up when the Lillee story gets stale and most of them try to get Diane or one of the other OG callout's attention.

And just because I'm on the subject, I don't feel sorry for Christian getting his twitter account locked for posts calling Lillee a fucking cunt and throwing tantrums about them constantly. Before he ever made a video about them, it was well documented that they struck everything that came out about them. Making videos and tweets that say "FUCK THIS BITCH WHORE AND HER FAGGOT MOTHER" would get taken down and accounts locked regardless. Being inflammatory to get their attention and then crying about it is almost as bad as them lying for attention and then crying when it doesn't work like they thought.

No. 851533

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>>851494
5'0"? She wishes.

No. 851540

>>851533
That's not the first time she says she doesn't know her height. She can't use a tape measure normally or what?

No. 851542

>>851533
If you've seen the video where she measures herself, she's completely inept at it.

No. 851554

>>851540
If Laur ever took her to the doctor, she'd have a proper measurement done every year. But when you're medically neglected…

No. 851568

>>851533
If she really is only 56 inches tall her bmi is 29, she's 5 lbs shy of being obease.

No. 851571

>>851533
Maybe im overreacting but its just baffling she doesnt know her accurate height or at least very close to it as an adult. Its not like shes 13 and doing this. Shes an adult. Has she never been to a doctors office (not the dentist) since early teens? As a fellow murican, i avoid our shitty healthcare system too but ive had my fair share of physicals and check ups as an adult where they took my height.

No. 851576

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>fishpuss

No. 851579

How are they going to pretend to not be associated with Laur when they're only attacking the people Laur doesn't like? Very convenient that the account unlocks the moment Elaine's account was locked.

No. 851580

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The account has locked up again. The tweets before they locked were an unintelligible mess like the melissamander16 accounts. Could be tweens, Laur or Elaine considering they're all fucking terminally stupid.

No. 851586

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Laur calling a 12 year old little girl ugly

No. 851590

>>851586
This reads like Shaniqua/Romalette/Madinag. If it’s not Laur, it’s someone who’s been paying attention for a long time.

No. 851594

>>851586
Laur's gotten into the Franzia tonight I see

No. 851597

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>>851586
I like the deliberate misspelling of “pediphile”after repeatedly tweeting “pedo”.

No. 851607

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Laur appears to be breaking out her Shaniqua persona again.

No. 851617

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>stufph

how 2002, laur. can you make it any more obvious you’re a 60 year old hag doing a bad zoomer impersonation?

No. 851623

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They got evicted from the wood panel attic last year.

No. 851628

In Germany, you can't keep getting kicked out of your apartment and just happily keep renting. This is recorded in a score. Landlords can see this and will reject you immediately. Is there no such thing in the US? Don't people get suspicious when none of the three has a job?

No. 851629

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>>851623
>undertenants being fictitious

Does this mean Laur made up subtenants? Is “Jane Doe” Beckles Medina?

No. 851630

>>851629
no retard it's saying the NAMES are fictitious.

No. 851631

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Laur cracked open another box of franzia

No. 851632

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>>851631
Oh no. Laur's going to get Elaine to super hax the lolcow black site via goatsie.exe and get all our dox.

No. 851636

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Since you're here, you're genuinely stupid. The 'twitter for iphone' is on your tweet. Laur is boomer enough to make this mistake but Elaine is just stupid enough as well.

No. 851646

>>851628
>>851630
>>851629
NAYRT but is that how Laur can rent again; by co-signing with fictitious names?
What kind of troubles she would get for that?

No. 851656

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Twitter wasn't about the Franzia Freakout

No. 851658

>>851646
This is where it gets odd. Normally you have to state who all is going to live there in a lease. The landlord doesn't tend to care, they just need to know for legal purposes. So laur signing in the very obvious nor real names of john & jane doe means the names are either restricted for legalities (not likely because they just write redacted) or the landlord is a fucking retard. But at this point, it makes no sense either way.
ON THE OTHER HAND. If they are getting some sort of government assistance because of the household size.. that's a whole different issue and a crime. (Misappropriation of state aid with intent to defraud). This is a huge IF.

The whole John & Jane Doe thing really puzzles me.

No. 851661

>>851658
I’m inclined to believe that they were subletting rooms to other people to make up the rent. That house has 4 bedrooms and we only ever saw the panelled attic

No. 851662

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>>851658
Laur was probably illegally subletting. This is the wood paneling attic home. It’s a 4 bedroom home. In the wander beauty event vlog, you can see Laur has a bedroom and Lillee’s bed is in the open loft/attic area. That leaves 3 bedrooms they could be renting out for a few hundred dollars a month.

No. 851663

>>851662
Holy shit. If this is true, they're damn lucky the landlord didn't sue them.

No. 851666

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No. 851670

>>851666
Did she create the company to have some financial help?
She is not selling anything.

Also Lai is a chinese name (Charles Lai the landlord), would explain Laur's hate toward asian.

No. 851673

>>851670
tinfoil was they were applying for a small business pandemic assistance loan

No. 851718

>>851662 >>851661 >>851658 That's pretty much what that means. When you see "undertenant" you can be guaranteed that there's a roommate situation going on or that there was an illegal sublet situation going on.

The reason the petitioner (landlord) put "John Doe" and "Jane Doe" on the eviction paperwork is because he didn't know the other occupant's names at the time he filed, or he had reason to suspect that the names given to him were fictitious. If he filed using the wrong names, he'd have to file the eviction again with the proper names and the entire process starts again, costing more $$$ and time. By using "John and Jane Doe" for the unknown occupants, he protects himself. He doesn't have a lease/rental agreement with them like he did the Truemans and needed to include them on the eviction paperwork since he had reason to believe they were occupying the premises.

That's a Holdover petition so this is basically what happened - The Truemans had a lease, and that lease was set to end on August 31st, 2020. Now when a lease ends, the landlord can let the tenants sign a new lease, go month to month without a new agreement, or he can choose not to renew - in which case he'd let them know beforehand (usually 60 days prior to the lease expiring) that he decided to not renew their rental agreement and that the Truemans would have until the end of the contract to move out (August 31st, 2020). Had they actually moved the fuck out (and were current on rent), no eviction would be filed. This is Laur & Lillee were talking about though, so of course they felt wronged and decided to stay. Not to mention they would need to come up with 1st, last, and security deposit, for a new place and that's easily around $10,000. We all know they don't have that money, although they should.

The reason the petition mentions that no money was received from the Truemans after the lease expired is because had he accepted money from them, it could be seen by the court as the landlord choosing to continue business with them on a "month to month" basis and could fuck up the eviction. In other words, they did enough shit to piss the landlord off that he didn't want to continue business with them under any capacity. I've seen cases before where the landlord has accepted partial rent money after they filed to evict the occupant(s) and the court saw that as a good faith effort to pay the landlord and it essentially nullified the eviction so that the process would have to start all over again.

Paperwork anon - did you see any eviction paperwork with Laur, Lillee, or Earls signature on it? I'm asking because I'm assuming they tried to play "dodge the landlord" when the process server showed up, so after a few attempts they posted the notice on the door. I believe that's why the petition mentions that they aren't aware of the occupant's place of employment, i.e. "we tried to serve them at home and they dodged us and we can't service them at work since we can't find we're they're employed, so we're sticking this shit on the door and calling it a day". Idk how it is now but back in NY in 2011, every time we had to use a process server it was $100.

Most rental agreements, especially the ones in NY, state that the person renting the place can't sublet to another tenant. Usually it's because of liability and the fact that the landlord can't properly screen the tenant if the renter chooses to sublet to another party. Why Laur constantly thinks she can get away with this shit is baffling to me. She's not smart and if the landlord pays attention it would be easy to tell if someone else is living there. For example - another car in the driveway that doesn't belong to the renter is a dead giveaway. I seem to remember a red car always parked in their driveway and it wasn't Laur's. That was the house in question, right?

As for the "Notice of discontinuance" filed 2 weeks after being served, I'm assuming that's because they turned possession of the premises back over to the landlord (read: they got scared shitless and fled). Evictions aren't cheap and neither are lawyers, and considering the Truemans are basically judgement proof (ie: broke and own nothing) he dropped the eviction. I'm guessing the landlord didn't get paid for the extra 2 months that Laur held over the premises. I can't speak for Queens, but I know in Manhattan there's something called "The Tenants Blacklist". Even if you haven't been evicted you can end up on it. It's a shared list between landlords and property management companies and if your names on it, you can kiss renting goodbye.

No. 851719

>>851718
I was under the assumption that John &/or Jane Doe were on the lease with them, as in they shared to split rent. But if the legal agreement was Laur and Earl on the lease and they were charging rent for rooms, oh sweet fuck I'm suprised they didn't get sued.

No. 851720

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>>851718
No signatures. They were dodging the process servers.

No. 851721

>>851719 If "John/Jane Doe" is used on a legal document, you can be sure that the landlord doesn't know their actual names. Considering the wording of that document, I'm 99.9% sure that they weren't on the lease or the landlord would've used their real names. Add to that the fact that theyre listed as "undertenants" and you can be sure that they had no agreement with the real landlord, just Laur. I wouldn't be surprised if Laur acted as if she owned the home and then subletted to the unknown parties. When the unknown parties found out about the eviction, they jumped ship and that's probably the only reason Laur moved. Without those people, she couldn't make rent. She probably took the undertenant's rent from September and October and used it for the security deposit on her new place. I wonder how they're paying rent now at the new place?

No. 851723

>>851720 I just pulled it up on the NYS unified court system app, I was actually just about to post it. Glad you did first, but when I found it a few moments ago, I actually laughed out loud. Fucking called it. I've dealt with a few "Laur's" in my time and I knew she thought dodging the process server would drag out the eviction. My God, she's so incredibly stupid.

No. 851724

>>851718
>so after a few attempts they posted the notice on the door.
Wasn't arround that time Laur said a stalker were ringing at their door and LJ said she has PTSD because of that?

No. 851732

>>851724 Sure was! I actually had to go back and check because I had completely forgotten - but you're 100% correct. That's when the whole "We had to move due to stalkers" bullshit started. A process server isn't a stalker, but Laur knows that.

What I find especially fucked up about all this, is that they were told June 30th,2020, by certified mail and a notice on the door that they weren't getting their lease renewed. So, just like I thought, they gave this dumb cunt 2 whole months to get the fuck out when they're only required to give 45 days. Even though she screwed over the landlord by subletting, he gave her an additional 15 days notice which is quite kind. I will say that after August 31st 2020, they no longer paid rent so they got two months free but the eviction itself wasn't for non payment of rent. That leads me to believe it was for the illegal subletting (they even mailed 2 additional copies of the eviction to "John Doe" & "Jane Doe"), so you can bet he found out about the sublet, it wasn't just a "hunch".

I'm sure they were pain in the asses too and constantly complained, which is a really stupid thing to do if you're doing illegal shit on the property like they were. I wonder if the landlord noticed that red car and stopped by, or if Laur bitched about something and he came by to fix it and found out about the other people.

No. 851736

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No. 851740

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Laur was having to dodge the process server while running out to buy hair dye for Lillee in a deadly global pandemic. No wonder she was so pissed off.

No. 851743

I wonder what Lillee thought when she opened the mail and saw an eviction notice. She's not too bright, would she even understand it? Did Laur just yeet all those notices when they popped up in her mailbox? How are they still getting rentals with an eviction on their record? That alone will scare away most landlords, both private and corporate, but on top of the bankruptcies???! They've gotta be using someone else's name, right? I have so many questions.

No. 851755

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From her newest tutorial

No. 851756

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No. 851761

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Laur's new attack account is making threats and including her hacker friend:

No. 851762

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>>851755
She literally tied a sweater around her tits

No. 851770

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Just wanted to put this still from Lillee Jean Vlog - METAL Braces COIL Pain, Interview, and Working Out 2021 into the mix

No. 851781

>>851770
Next thread pic please

No. 851789

>>851718
Thank you for the explanation Anon!
>>851656
Look at the header, haven't many of the accounts suspected to be Laur edited those flat emoji like cartoons onto photos? They're all following a very similar pattern, using photos of or from callouts with those emojis edited on them.
I can't remember if Laur's alts in the Joshua Moon and Diane days did the thing with picture editing or not. Picture editing seems to be more like a troll/tween thing.

No. 851790

>>851789 It'd be super easy to find out if it's Laur, it's been done a few times but if you look through the threads you'll see how other people found out if it was Laur's sock account. I personally agree with you, I believe it's her. Same inability to spell, same profile pictures, same garbled nonsense that sounds so clever in her head yet to people who don't speak attic pidgin it makes zero sense, etc ad nauseum…

Laur's how old, 53? 54? And she's acting like a pissed off teenager on the internet. This woman has no job (scamming $$ from people for antiques she doesn't actually own and pretending to be her goblin child's manager notwithstanding), no friends or real life relationships, no hobbies, just a life completely devoid of meaning. If she's not poorly executing her next hair-brained scam, she's fighting with people half her age online. It's pathetic. She's raised her idiot child to emulate all her poor behaviors and she thinks that any day now the money & fame train is going to pull into the station and Lillee will be a celebrity. I know Laur is pretty low intelligence herself but how is living like this a better idea than say, actually getting a job? They've gotta be scraping money together at this point or living off credit cards, right? How long can this go on before it all falls apart?

No. 851798

>>851790
Tinfoil: The three of them are probably
racking up credit card bills in their names. Most likely shitty cards for people with bad credit for Laur and Earl but maybe they are using cards in Lillee’s name? Only because Lillee is the only one out of the three who hasn’t filed for bankruptcy. Yet.

No. 851818

Lillee is so fucked. 20 years old and she already has an eviction under her belt. You know Laur has already racked up debt in her name. She was doomed to be a grifter like her shitty parents the moment she popped out of Laur’s decrepit womb.

No. 851823

>>851798 You're probably right. I wouldn't be surprised if Lillee's credit was destroyed years before she turned 18. I'm sure she's had a utility bill (or 7) opened in her name without her knowing, and I guarantee you they have credit cards under her name as well. She's not smart enough to freeze her credit, and the chances of her reporting her crazy ass mother for identity theft is pretty much non existent. Somehow robbing Peter to pay Paul, screwing everyone over, scamming, running up massive amounts of consumer credit card debt and evading landlords is easier than just… getting a job. Hell will freeze over before Lillee becomes famous, especially considering the fact that she's a fat hobbit linebacker with no talent.

No. 851860

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Laur is still trying to fight with the twitter call outs. Does she ever sleep?

No. 851861

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>>851860 I knew Laur was stupid, but I'm beginning to think she's Lillee-level retarded. She thinks Sake kitty looks 40? Has she looked in a mirror lately and seen how haggard she looks? She shouldn't throw stones especially considering she lives in a glass attic.

Picrel- So ShroomyShroom5 all but just admitted she's Laur, right? I went to their Twitter and (as you can see) the picture on their page says "bbcrh2" stole my photo. I think it's pretty funny considering Laur's fat white trash self is constantly stealing people's pictures in order to mock them, but that's an issue for another day. Anyway, I went over to "Bbcrh2" on Twitter (is that Sake Kitty? I'm sorry I have no clue and I don't use Twitter) and the profile picture was of Laur. I'll post that screenshot as well.

No. 851863

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This was the main picture and pfp on bbcrh's Twitter; the Twitter account that ShroomyShroom5 says stole their picture. So either ShroomyShroom5 forgot they were pretending to be someone other than Laur, or someone is LARPing as Laur and doing a damn good job.

Is there a reason she just won't use her main account? Or was inevitableLRT limited/suspended again?

No. 851864

>>851863
they're in some feud, @bbcrh2 is always bitching at Lillee / Laur and getting suspended / DMCA'ed, she's going the same way as the goblins tbh, needs to lay off the social media warring

No. 851865

>>851861
Shite is the British spelling of shit. I doubt that's Laur unless she's had a crash course in British slang. And we all know she seldom leaves her attic, so I doubt it.

No. 851866

>>851863
Jesus Christ, that's an ugly looking woman. No wonder Laur tries to live vicariously through her daughter, she looks like that.

>>851865
Shite is a well-known word outside of British culture. She could still be larping.

No. 851867

>>851866
The larp is supposed to be someone from a tiny town in Georgia. (Per the Twitter bio.) So no, this is some shit tier larping if Laur, a New Yorker, is trying to imitate southern mannerisms. Whoever is using the account is using "ma'am". Why use British slang? We know Laur uses "shit".

Autistic britfags need to get better at hiding their britfaggery if they want to larp as Americans.

No. 851868

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No. 851871

>>851866 Laur is atrocious and the fact that she makes fun of other people's appearances when they're miles ahead of her on the attractiveness scale is hilarious. Cognitive dissonance must be a religion in that household. Thanks to all the anons that answered my question, I legit can't tell anymore if it's someone pretending to be Laur, or if it's Laur pretending to be someone else. It's like Inception 2: The Attic Goblins.

Is anyone working on a new thread? I know we've got a bit of time but I figured I'd ask before the infighting starts. If someone is already working on one, I'd like to nominate this picture for the new thread >>850900

I'm surprised Laur hasn't started spazzing out about the eviction papers being posted. It's going to be kind of hard for her to claim that they were forced to move out due to a stalker with those papers readily available. It's not like anyone believed her anyway, but still.

No. 851873

ok listen, i am bbcrh on twitter. The reason i uploaded that picture of Laur onto my header was because she was doing the same and uploading unflattering pictures of people and i felt like she is the last person to come after someone’s looks. as a result of this, she uploaded her header to a picture of my mother that i had posted. she cropped it and wrote on my mother breast that i took her photo. Laur also thinks the pictures that i have posted of myself, my mother and my daughter are fake (i guess bc they’re pretty?) she also cropped my profile pic and wrote words on my breasts as well. i guess she has a thing for breasts that are sisters and not long lost cousins as lillees. anyways, i’m not laur,.. not a “goblin” i just use this account to call her out on her shit. Btw, laur hates when you mention she associate with pro taliban people like prince jaffar so keep spamming it(cowtipping)

No. 851874

>>851861
This account Holiert62684891 and silentruthhere sound a lot like elaine.
They also follow a lot of anonymous/hacking account and we know elaine is a genius hacker on her way to hack lolcow (for months by now keks).
She has nothing else to do since Kiwifarmers told her to fuck off once and for good.

No. 851878

>>851871


Have to admit it's pretty funny to see the two sides insult each other's appearances. All the known callouts (Sake, Mahou, Tati) are obese cows and not exactly lookers, and Laur is well… No words are needed.

No. 851879

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It makes me very uncomfortable seeing this in Microsoft teams while at work. Sorry for shit pic quality

No. 851880

>>851878
Yeah, Diane is obviously so fucking fat. And obviously so fucking old.

Gtfo Elaine.

No. 851881

>>851880

No one mentioned Diane? She barely even comments on Laur & Lillee anymore, and even before that she wouldn't really comment on appearance.

I don't know how that makes me Elaine lol.

No. 851884

>>851873 Thanks anon, however (and I can't speak for anyone but myself) I was never under the impression that you were Laur. I apologize if I didn't make it clear, but I was questioning the identity of the other account - "ShroomyShroom5 (@holiert62684891) as it appears to be Laur, but I'm not quite sure. The location is Georgia, and that's easy enough to lie about, but it's the use of certain things that, for lack of a better word, aren't "Laurisms". The account uses "ma'm" and "shite" as well as a few other words, none of which are regularly found in the lead Goblin's vocabulary. I was curious as to whether @holiert62684891 was actually Laur and they were pretending to be someone else, or if it was someone else LARPing as Laur. I didn't know the identity of "bbcrh" (you), but I didn't think it was Laur.

I don't blame you for giving her a taste of her own medicine, she's a horrible person and never owns up to her bullshit. I don't think you'll find any anons defending her, she's an even bigger cow than her daughter. Did she just decide to single you out one day after seeing a tweet of yours or something? She has a bizarre habit of hyperfixating on anybody who dares to criticize her dear linebacker goblin-hobbit hybrid.

No. 851886

>>851879 holy shit anon, that's jarring. I see Lillee's acanthosis nigricans is coming in nicely. Probably shouldn't be touting the amazing powers of your diet and how it saved you from diabetes when your neck is the size of someone's thigh and you've got all the signs of being pre-diabetic, but Lillee isn't exactly known for her amazing education.

No. 851896

Elaine needs to stop talking to herself and return to her 4chan loser cave. She has no friends here.

No. 851936

>>851873
I get your frustration with Laur but the callouts need to stop arguing with Laur.You can’t win against crazy.She has photos of your kids and family now, who knows what she’s going to do with them. Go back 3 or 4 threads and see all the shit she pulled on Katie & Sonia.They need to stop getting involved unless they can keep calm when dealing with Laur & her WKs.The reason people like Nok, Diane, Primink and Daniel Pizzaro were effective against Laur was they barely lost their cool.Some of the newer accounts are just as milky as LJ & Laur.

No. 851943

>>851936
This so very much.

They do what Laur does and then throw tantrums and engage with the crazy when Laur does it back. It's a bit pot calling the kettle black. You would actually have to be stupid to actually know what Laur gets up to and then whine about it when you actively went out the way to engage with it. You know what they say play stupid games win stupid prizes.

No. 851945

>>851884

That holier shroomy account was created a couple days ago by Laur, since her fake ontroplis account got deleted.

I agree with the ignoring thing, all she wants is attention and i regret giving it back to her but she was talking about my kid and my mom even though she claims that these are not real people. I just reported all of her tweets calling me a child abducter and a pedo. When she forgets.. she let a man 9 years older than Lilleee groom her.

At this point her insults to me make no sense. And when she gets blocked she considers a victory. Lmao like no, you’re just boring and you make no sense

No. 851952

>>851945
>she let a man 9 years older than Lilleee groom her.

Pheepy isn’t real

No. 851953

>>851952
I know he isn’t real. Regardless, Laur and Lillee supported this “relationship” between a child and an adult.

No. 851958

I’m not convinced this is actually a callout and not part of Elaine’s gayOps to prove the callouts are farmers and/or the farmhands removing her vendetta threads.

If you are really are a callout, stop rolling in the shit and enjoy your cowtipping ban. You earned it.

No. 851963

>>851958
Everytime these accounts pop up the callouts think it's Laur, then suddenly change their mind and point fingers at the farms. I agree with you it probably is Elaine, there was a post on this thread a couple days ago that got deleted but it said something along the lines of "lolcow supports the taliban". Elaine tried to stir up shit with that, but when it didn't work she goes to roleplaying as Laur.

No. 851965

>>851936
Another reason Diane etc were able to keep their cool is they have the sense not to do their callouts from accounts that hold all their personal info, pics of their families and so on. That's just asking for it and I have no idea why anyone would think Laur wouldn't use that as ammunition. Laur will literally take ANYTHING she knows about a callout, no matter how minor, and try to turn it into an insult, even if it's just the person's approximate age. "OH YEAH WELL YOU'RE 19 WHAT DO YOU KNOW" or "OH YEAH WELL YOU'RE IN YOUR 40s PICKING ON A POOR INNOCENT CHILD". This latest person is fortunate they at least didn't mention where they work, lol.

Don't callout on main, people! This should be obvious by now.

No. 851979

>>851965
Blah blah blah nobody’s cares.(sage)

No. 851981

>>851979
that poor grammar can only come from a Trueman(sage)

No. 851984

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No. 851986

>>851979
Lol next time you wanna attention whore by calling out Laur use a burner acct stupid

No. 851987

>>851984
She is truly stupid wow. Her intelligence level plummeted to pre-k. Im fairly certain she meant recording time. Because record time of what? Id be so embarrassed if that was my un-autistic daughter. I mean as far as we know lillee isnt neurodivergent, or if she is, she would not announce it and laur encourages her not to. If you arent retarded this is a shameful display of the only language you have any grasp of.

No. 851991

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Bulldog vibes

No. 851992

>>851984 I know it's been said a million times, but good God is she downright hideous. Her trying to be a beauty guru is satirical, that's how ugly she is. If that's not bad enough, she looks like a bona-fide sped and has the IQ of one too. She should find anything, literally any other career where she isn't in the public eye; it's one thing to be ugly if you're a public figure, but if you are, you'd better be smart and/or kind. She's none of the above. At this rate, She'll be 40 years old still thinking her big break is around the corner.

No. 851996

>>851991
>>851984
Oh my god she actually straightened her hair

No. 851999

>>851984
Wow, what confidence to post this wholly unflattering pic. You get the unfortunate hairline genetics, underbite, and World's Saddest Cleavage all on display.

Just like her mother, she is hideous inside and out. I agree with the anons saying she's too stupid to ever realize that her upbringing was fucked and that she is not a normal, well-adjusted adult by any means.

This has been going on for years now. When are they gonna give up? When all their accounts get removed? Is it gonna take 3 more years of throwing their pennies down the drain to get fake followers only to dedicate whole days to fighting with haters and callouts?

Laur, your kid is ugly. Can't draw. Can't dance. Can't do English good. Go enroll her in Adult education and get her off the internet. Be a good parent for once. Fuck.

Sage for rant

No. 852000

>>851991
she is so fucking ugly kek, i know she has her mum filling her head with lies but i do wonder if this confidence is all for show or if she actually believes she’s beautiful

No. 852007

>>852000
she's such a narc I can't see it being anything but genuine

No. 852008

>>851991
>no makeup needed
Because as we all know, makeup does nothing to disguise her hideousness

No. 852011

>>852008
She's almost an ok looking 40 year old until she smiles. Then it's legit nightmare fuel.

No. 852019

>>851991
Her jaw is so misaligned it makes her whole face look crooked.

No. 852021

Laur paid someone to write an article about Brenda. Still trying to get a Wikipedia entry so she can shoehorn Lillee into it.

https://chameleontruecrimestories.com/the-most-corrupt-prosecutor-in-new-jersey-and-the-killer-he-set-free-e9f7eef19497?gi=e559cacac882

No. 852025

>>852021
What a shit article. Didn't even mention she was the aunt of mega famous actress and model Lillee Jean.
>>851996
Count how long she has straight hair for, that's how long she goes without a shower.

No. 852029

>>851991
anybody know what she's wearing? gonna guess more Fashion Nova cheap tat

No. 852030

>>852029

Looks like the kind of cheap sweatshop wrap top you can get for $5 on Wish. Those things fall apart when you wash them, so LJ can probably make it last for at least a year.

No. 852037

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No. 852039

>>852037 For a "beauty guru" she sure does pick the worst, most unflattering outfits. I'm sure it's hard to find stuff that fits when you're wider than you are tall, but rompers ain't it. All they do is make her midget legs appear shorter and fatter while showing off her box-shaped body and waist. Plus, they're low cut which does her no favors considering her wonk-eyed titties are in two completely different zip codes. I get that it's probably hard to find clothes with all the aforementioned issues, not to mention the lack of torso and the horse neck, but she's a "beauty guru", they're supposed to be on top of trends. Dark colors should be her best friend with a weeble body such as hers, and it's really not hard to hem pants. We all know that's why she goes for rompers - 99% of pants are too long on her and so instead of hemming them, she gets rid of them altogether. In her book, looking like a retarded toddler that shit her diaper is somehow better than wearing too-long pants. Idiot.

She's obese, she can't do makeup, can't style her hair and puts zero effort into her appearance - can someone tell me why she chose to be a beauty guru? That's like a crunchy vegan trying to be a taste taster at McDonald's.

No. 852041

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No. 852046

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>>852037
Imagine Lillee Jean seeing this photo and thinking, "yes, that ass, this will be perfect for my ass." Picking out rompers based on how well it will display her dumpy.

No. 852047

>>852046 I mean, that model looks horrible, but they don't have much say over the final product as they're an actual model, unlike Lillee "fat fuck" Jean. Lilleev probably buys any romper that's cheap and/or on sale, as long as she can return it. It's the white trash way.

No. 852048

>>852047

Imagine getting paid pennies per hour working in a Southeast Asian sweatshop factory just for a goblin like Lillee to wear it, look like shit in it, and return it.

No. 852051

>>852041

Good Lord, Fashion Nova outfits look so weird on Lillee. And it doesn't help that she has absolutely no effing clue about what works best for her.

No. 852072

>>852041

Her tits look like a couple finalizing their divorce. Sad, downtrodden, and going their own separate ways forever.

Christ, buy some saddles, Lillee.

No. 852073

>>852041
Who knew your tits could sag so much at twenty.

No. 852074

>>852073
I'm 100% convinced that a majority of her clothes are hand-me downs from Laur including her bras and her glasses. It's no wonder her breast form is in such bad shape. She's prolly never been fitted for a actual fitting bra in her entire life.

No. 852078

>>852074
It’s shit genetics not her lack of a bra. That’s moid logic lol. Bras don’t make your breasts defy gravity

No. 852083

>>851736 , >>851732 , >>851721
>>851720 , >>851718
This undertenant business is absolutely baffling.

If someone is looking for a room in Queens and calls Laur: how many seconds would it take to a normal person to realize Laur is batshit crazy?
And if not, we've seen how trashy was the place. If you rent a room, you'd expect the kitchen/living room/shared bathroom to be at least cleanish…
How long would it take to the undertenant to complain about the lack of hygiene and about Lillee's high pitched annoying gobling voice ranting at inappropriate hours of the night?
Any normal tenant would leave asap.
They also couldn't have missed the drama eviction with the landlord.

Is Laur renting to disabled/extremely vulnerable people from who she could take full advantage of? And steal from them, not only the rent money but other items/scare them, etc.

I just can't believe the tenants wouldn't told Laur the place is not worthing the money and they were still in the house during the eviction process.

No. 852087

>>852083
>Is Laur renting to disabled/extremely vulnerable people from who she could take full advantage of?

Didn’t Lillee complain about hearing Korean “opera” through the walls in her last house? I wouldn’t put it past Laur to take advantage of immigrants who can’t speak English or don’t have the proper identification/paperwork/verified income for traditional leases.

No. 852089

Them subletting to other people sort of explains why Lillee never leaves her room. Even her long vlog where she walks through the house was filmed as they were getting evicted so there were no other tenants there

No. 852105

>>852089
Also makes sense as to why she does her "photo shoots" outside in the communal stairs – the tenants are probably trying to watch TV or something in their actual apartment. Could also explain why Lillee and Laur seem to share a bed/bedroom (2-3 threads back is a pic of Lillee's dolls/dollhouses set up in Laur's room)

No. 852106

>>852105
There are a few tiktoks of lillee dancing/working out in the living room, but its obvious they are all shot at night. Probably after the other tenants had gone to bed, which would also explain why Lillee was always such a night owl. In addition to being lazy.

No. 852107

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It blows my mind how different she looks after just 4 years. She completely peaked at 15 around when this was taken.

No. 852123

>>852107 She was never attractive, but you're right, she was passable and not the horrible mess she is now. Look at her writing here too, it actually makes sense. It's not jumbled word salad with nonsensical commas thrown in for no reason. This would've been around the time she left school, right?

One thing that I've noticed - and I'm sure others have too - is that she never took pictures with friends even when she was in school. I don't think I've ever seen her take a picture with someone who isn't Laur or a cat, I know she wasn't popular in school but surely she had to have a friend at some point, right? I wonder if parents wouldn't let their children go over Lillee's house when she was growing up because Laur was a known whack-job.

Isn't that the sweater we just saw recently? If you look at >>851762 it looks to be the same sweater but I don't know how she'd even fit in it these days.

No. 852131

>>852123
I think you are right, it's the same sweater. That loose of knit/crocheting would be pretty forgiving, and I wouldn't put it past Lillee to cut the back of open and that's why she made the odd choice to put her forest fairy in a "leather" jacket.

No. 852152

>>852107

Back then she looked like a decent human being, she was actually cute tbh. Love the hair in this picture.

What happened to Lillee was but a trainwreck; Laur, as the brainlet she is, completely ruined her daughter's life. Not even therapy could repair such amount of damage.

No. 852159

>>852107
This is why I genuinely feel bad for Lillee. She’s one of the few cows that gets my sympathy. Her mom is fucked in the head and I hope that Lillee wakes the fuck up and leaves.

No. 852162

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oh boy

No. 852163

>>852162
She put 69 burner accounts to vote kek

No. 852167

File: 1631007583974.gif (3.25 MB, 240x196, no.gif)

>>852162
>My braces cleaning routine

No. 852169

Its weird how the youtube algorithm seems to kinda be on her side and she still cant make a successful career out of it. Her videos are recommended to me all the time and ive intentionally disliked and said do not recommend. Her account shows up in the stories/shorts tab frequently even though im not subscribed to her even for hatewatching. Ive only hatewatched a couple of her videos (and disliked them) and now the algorithm seems to think im a jeanie

No. 852174

File: 1631016523056.png (1.76 MB, 972x1728, lillee.png)

Sage for no milk. So, after one of the noonies posted an old pic of Lillee, I got curious and went to her Instagram to check for more. The change in her looks throughout the last 4+ years is so remarkable that I made a side by side comparison in case anyone else wanted to see. Sorry for the bad edit tho, it was done on a shitty app.
I feel bad for Lillee, being taken out of school and being left with no friends or even colleagues must have taken a toll on her. Looking at the pictures, before all that bs happened, she seemed to take care of her body. Now she really let herself go.

No. 852178

>>852162
I don't even understand what's the vote about. She wants to make video about that? Like for real?

No. 852196

>>852178

she posts these polls and then purchases the bot votes for whichever video option she's probably already filmed so that she can pretend that her content is boring/repetitive/low quality because it's what her "fans" want, rather than because she's lazy and uncreative and can't be bothered to research current trends among her industry peers.

No. 852201

>>852196
>>852162
I don't think she's buying votes. The most votes she's had in months was just over 170, which is pretty sad engagement for her number of subscribers. Most of her views are from linking from her instagram, and she does have some real fans. Never underestimate the power a million followers gives her when it comes to tweens. The type of things that are voted for and the type of content Lillee makes lends itself pretty well to awkward/bullied kids that are into comics and cartoons. She has a demographic that isn't just horny indian dudes and cyberboolies.

No. 852205

>>852201

she doesn't need to buy a lot of votes, just enough to rig the poll results in her favor. when you factor out Laur using various sock accounts and the replies LJ posts herself, she averages around 15-30 organic comments on each video, but 3-5 times that number of real actual people are following her closely enough to engage with the poll on her community tab? i don't buy it, anon. the math ain't mathing.

No. 852413

New thread anyone?

No. 852429

>>852413
Make it yourself retard

No. 852462

>>852429
Shut up cunt

No. 852464

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No. 852465

>>852464 What the fuck even are these photos? Jesus, it's like she's trying to make herself look worse than her genetics already did, and that's no easy task. I'm convinced she really can't see how ugly she is, if she had a shred of awareness, she'd stop posting this shit give up on her pipe dream and get offline.

I'm not even going to speak about the fact that she's excited about one of her goblin teeth being impacted in the gums. I don't think she realizes that the chances of beautiful teeth suddenly falling into her mouth after being stuck in her head since childhood is not very likely, and frankly just …sad. Considering her bargain basement genetics and lack of hygiene, I hope she isn't counting on it. Her teeth now aren't in good shape, I can't imagine new ones being better unless they're man made. That she thinks this news is announcement worthy just goes to show you how empty her life is.

No. 852467

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She did another again picrel

LJ says the guy's voice is >angelic
It took me some seconds to realize he was singing bc he sings just as he talks.
Top artist keks

No. 852476

The 2nd,3rd, and 4th Pic really drive home how unfortunate looking she is and how fucked her jaw must be. Those photos look like they were taken in a photo booth at some weird Goblin convention.

It's pretty funny how thirsty Lillee acts when she interacts with anyone of the opposite sex if the person is under 50 years old. She wants us to believe she has a totally real boyfriend and has had sex but I doubt she's ever had a male friend after she turned 15, let alone a real adult relationship with one. I can't even imagine that any man with a functioning IQ and no deformities would have any interest in her, Pradips notwithstanding. The curious way she acts in public is enough to ensure she'll probably die a virgin.

No. 852480

>>852464
why does she always squeeze her nose inwards pushing her philtrum forward? its so punchable

No. 852486

>>852480

LJ's mannerisms and affected fake-cutesy voice has always reminded me of a bad child actor or one of those kids whose moms make them compete in beauty pageants. It's so exaggerated and forced, like she's trying to mimic adult behavior she saw on tv; except that she's actually an adult so it's even more bizarre. She makes that awkward face all the time because she doesn't know how to do an actual "smoulder," which is basic modelling 101.

No. 852505

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>>852480
She pushes her lips out to make them look fuller. The entire outlined part is the inside of her lip

No. 852525

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During her latest interview with Shahia Maisel, Lillee asked him to do vocal warm-ups with her, then quickly realized she was out of her depth and became very childlike and goofing around being disrespectful to what he was trying to show her. Then, in typical Lillee fashion, she told him her totally professional way of warming up her vocal cords. Picrel

No. 852533

>>852525
Her tongue is …abnormally long!

Is there one part of her body that looks normal?

No. 852539

>>852505
I actually think it's the braces pushing her lips out. As when she is talking it doesn't go away, she would also need to keep remembering to push her lip out. The lip turning out is quite common with braces with some people.

No. 852550

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No. 852565

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Jesus you have to laugh at some of the callouts. They bang on about living rent free in LJs head yet are the ones who can't shut up about her. Plays pretty much into the its them stirring shit up to get attention theory. Also another mentioned taken screenshots and posting to lolcow. Its getting a bit no1currrs when they post callouts except other callouts.

No. 852566

>>852539
She doesn’t have braces on her bottom teeth. And she does forget to push out her lip when speaking

No. 852567

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She uploaded a new vlog about her teeth

No. 852568

>>852566
Doesn't she have those invisalign things?

No. 852570

>>852568
Yeah she does but they don’t really push your lip out and she has no attachments on the bottom teeth

No. 852572

>>852567
Huh, none of her wisdom teeth erupted either

No. 852574

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three seconds in and it's just awful

No. 852589

>>852572
She’ll have to get them pulled at some point because they’ll shift everything in her mouth. Laur better start putting away money now

No. 852595

>>852574
the whole video was fucking awful. It was one minute of her squeeing about her teeth and three minutes of mugging into the camera and showing us the underside of her cat hair covered boots and greasy ass hair

No. 852607

>>852567
Dearest dentalfags, would it not be simpler in the long run for her to get crowns or whatever? What the hell is her orthodontist's plan here? Just to give these idiots the runaround and milk them for cash?

No. 852622

>>850684
>>850693
she's going crazy to restore her fake credits on imdb: https://community-imdb.sprinklr.com/conversations/data-issues-policy-discussions/somebody-vandalized-my-page-please-help/6126c6e27999fd0798c4002c

she made some photoshopped "invoices" as proofs, imdb didn't buy it, now she's preparing to create more fake proofs to get these fake credits back lol.

"Are you saying that the correct credit should be Truetiques, Inc.? Not a problem, I just need to know, what this should be under."

No. 852634

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>>852622
Took a while to read all of that but was worth it to see laur gradually get madder as the messages went on. Very much like ‘don’t you know who I am?,.!’
She resorts to repeating herself over and over and over again, probably trying to wear down the poor admin who isn’t taking any of her shit & simply restates it’s not the correct proof needed.
Bonus - I clicked the link to Lillee’s IMDB page (which is laughable in itself) but she has some interesting collections.

No. 852635

>>852634
>great grandfather from France

kek

No. 852636

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>>852622
I loved this email that she added as proof that she worked on a movie

No. 852638

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>>852539 I don't know if it's the braces pushing her lips out. She was doing it long before she had braces. If you look at her pictures prior to getting braces, you can see it's something she's always done. Ffs, she was doing it as a baby. Atleast that's what it looks like here (picrel).

No. 852643

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>>852622
Laur interacting with strangers who aren't going to take her bullshit is the best. If she's this psychotic online, I wonder how bad she is in real life with the random Asians she gets into arguments with.

No. 852645

>>852638
"A face made to kiss"
-Laur Trueman, referring to her toddler daughter.
The fact that this woman is sexualizing her toddler isn't at all surprising, but it is disgusting. This family is so fucked. Is Diamond Earl purely demented or what? Surely he has some inkling of what's going on with those two. He must absolutely hate his family if he hasn't stepped in by now…fuck.

No. 852653

>>852643
Why is username snuff for an imdb board? Way to seem legitimate laur.

No. 852655

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>my daughter is very well known
kek

No. 852656

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No. 852673

>>852643
Lmao at those random fb status screenshots and irrelevant emails she’s using as “poof”. She’s truly deranged.

No. 852674

>>852655
She keeps harping on and on about "my page was vandalized by my stalker" but the admin makes it clear at the beginning of the thread that her IMDB was cleared out after THEY realised her credits were bs. Laur lives with her head up her ass.

No. 852675

laur is a karen above all other karens

No. 852677

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laur claimed she was approached to do a test show similar to American Pickers kek

No. 852679

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old news but this article is about laur being removed from ebay as a seller with the name Truetiques, plus the tax lien record being online with the same business name, you'd think she wouldn't want to be associated with the name?

https://www.ecommercebytes.com/C/abblog/blog.pl?/comments/2011/5/1288912961.html/2/20#comments

(aside from the fact that her "business" has changed names several times)

No. 852703

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Laur’s stalking people’s jobs again

No. 852706

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She makes me laugh with how much of a nutcase she is lol

No. 852720

>>852643
You can tell she's just barely resisting the urge to accuse Michelle of being "Diane"

No. 852723

>>852645
chill out retard that's not sexualising

she's done a lot worse that actually is

No. 852725

>>852720
She accuses Michelle of knowing Diane from Reddit kek

No. 852726

>>852725
That's too funny

Still, you know what they say: when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a Diane

No. 852730

>>852645
How are you completely unaware that people kiss their babies and it’s not sexual at all

No. 852743

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(PicRel) Top kek, to absolutely no ones surprise, Laur managed her scammy business the same way she is managing Lillee's non-existent career, it appears. Her mouth writes checks that her ass can't cash, but we already knew that. Advertising items she doesn't really have, not shipping things out in order to run out PayPals buyer protection time-frame, and of course, leaving rude and nasty comments when things don't go her way. Even if Lillee was talented (she obviously isn't) she wouldn't get anywhere with a manager like that. Seems she's been an unhinged lunatic for most of her life and her particular brand of crazy has rubbed off on her daughter. Great work, Laur.

I wonder when Laur will realize that being a 3rd party reseller of antiques and old crap that nobody wants isn't equivalent to being a Hollywood propmaster, especially when she's never even left NY. I wonder why she has this weird hyperfixation on the "Public Enemies" movie, especially when she didn't supply them with the guns used in the movie as she so claims. Nothing about the Goblins is normal.

No. 852755

>>844469
A theory. They've been kicked off Uber and I don't think they have a car. Yes, there have been videos of them in a car, but do they own one anymore? Because if they can't make rent, wouldn't they have sold it (correct if this is wrong)? Yes there are plenty of public transportation in Bayside - the LIRR, buses, the 7. But I think they don't take them, not just because of they think they are celebrities and celebs don't take pt. They don't take it because to walk to the train, to walk inside the subway system going up and down the stairs etc. is too painful for her feet. Stay with me here. She is very short and insists on wearing very high heels. She is also overweight. To have her feet crammed into those high heels while supporting extra weight can be very painful for the feet. Neither of them are in great shape and moving around NYC requires quite a bit of walking. So combining all that, well, they aren't active enough to bother. The video of them going to Wander Beauty they are in an Uber going to Manhattan so I'm guessing that was before they were kicked off Uber. Note painful looking shoes.

Armchair time. There's another reason they don't go out. On top of her social anxiety (she doesn't like crowds or loud noises - see Disney thread), her mother has done a great job implanting this misanthropic view of the world in her head. So why bother going out into the world and interacting with people when it's so much safer and controlled in their home?

No. 852756

>>844472
I know the area she lives and there are plenty of options for great food. It is a very diverse area with a Korean American community that has been growing over some time (hence the Korean cultural dance in middle school - some people are confused about that). She's clearly not an adventurous eater, otherwise there would be at least one video of her eating Korean food.

No, theory on them living where they live is because that is where her parents are from. That's all they really know. Yeah, there are all the "exclusive" events they get "invited" to in NYC, and that's part of the reason, but it's really because that's all they really know. They're just not very curious people so they don't take advantage of the privilege of living here.

No. 852760

>>852755
Laur owns a jeep. You can see the inside of it in Lillee’s latest vlog



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