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No. 853090
Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.
Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behavior. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.
CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom. >Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as antisemitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick color (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim. >participated in a public Covergirl ad campaign where anyone could submit selfies to be displayed on a scrolling billboard in Times Square. Lillee waited through hundreds of submissions to catch a photo of herself on the billboard, then posted it as though it were a collab where she exclusively modeled for Covergirl. PREVIOUSLY ON THE LILLEE JEAN SHOW:
>Lillee finds a new hobby in buying too small rompers from Fashion Nova >>844381 >>845980 >>848477 >>850556 >>851991>Lillee cries because covid has closed down her favorite Chinese take-out spot in response to someone saying that Covid affected them financially and emotionally >>844421>Lillee doesn't understand the meaning of 'a pair', showing once again that the attic academy isn't the institution of knowledge that she and Laur claims it to be >>844536>Lille does a Livestream with some engagement pod/MLM Karen >>844589 >>844644 >>844686 >>844714>Lille does an interview with an engagement pod guy named the vibe show, whines about Diane and other things she always talks about (her blogs, Laur's propmaster job etc. etc) >>844733 >>844755>Laur spergs in chat during above interview >>844739 >>844740 >>844742 >>844743 >>844786>Lillee fondles herself during an IG live >>844794>Lillee spergs in the comment section of the vibe show interview video >>844813 >>844814 >>844818 >>844822 >>844823 >>844824>Laur and Lillee buy likes and views for the vibe show interview video >>844844>Lillee jeans Linkedin found. She's the CEO of her own company guys >>844957>Laur makes a new sock account to let out her feelings >>845233>Lille posts some of the threats Laur receives on IG >>845278>Lillee reviews some crackpipe lipstick >>845355>Lillee's backstage is found, still list a Korean dance course she did when she was 12 as an accomplishment >>845363 >>845364>Lillee files another copyright strike on Tater Tatiana >>845823>Braces update/nightmare >>846185>Laur continues to file weird DMCAs on twitter >>847630>Laur DMs some checkmark on twitter after he posts Priminks video >>848120>Lillee does another live with another engagement pod woman >>848808>Chicken drumsticks >>849011>New Laur sock >>849599 >>849600 >>849607 >>849618>The Truemans moved/were evicted >>849838>Lillee does an awkward interview/training session with a fitness bro from her engagement pod >>850072 >>850073 >>850074 >>850075 >>850077 >>850096 >>850163>One callout finds out that Lillee's no. 1 fan Prince Jaffar supports the Taliban >>850198 >>850216 >>850218>Twitter account that claims to be related to Lillee strikes again >>850424 >>851149>Laur doxxes her dead dad >>850518>Another stupid interview with Lillee that nobody saw >>850562 >>850611>Laur gets her fake credits as a propmaster removed from IMDb >>850684>Lillee pays to do a press release announcing season two of her "talk show" (her IG lives with pod people) >>850695>Lillee has a new PR person named Tiana Ferrell?? >>850846>Lillee actually ventures outside and gets a pedicure >>851341>Elaine spergs on twitter >>851512 >>851518>Proof that they got evicted from the attic and possibly rented out some of the rooms without permission from their landlord >>851623 >>851629 >>851718>Laur spergs again >>851631 >>851632 >>851636 >>851656>Lillee Jean Beauty INC was created October 20th, 2020, the day after their landlord drops the case against them >>851666>Another new Laur sock >>851861>Another boring IG live >>852467>Teeth progress >>852567>Laur spergs at Michelle from IMDb because her fake credits were removed. Gets angry because Michelle doesn't think her emails or invoices count as proof >>852622 >>852636 >>852643 >>852655 >>852677MAIN ACCOUNTS AS OF 2020 (updated December 2020)
Lillee:
https://www.instagram.com/lilleejeanhttps://www.twitter.com/reallilleejeanhttps://www.youtube.com/c/LilleeJeanhttps://www.tiktok.com/@lilleejean?lang=enhttps://tenor.com/search/lillee-jean-gifshttps://giphy.com/lilleejeanhttps://www.deviantart.com/lilleejeanMerch:
https://society6.com/lilleejeanhttps://teespring.com/stores/lillee-jean?aid=marketplace (removed)
Web:
http://www.lilleejeanbeauty.comhttps://www.lilleejean.com/Laur:
https://www.twitter.com/InevitableLrt (goes between private and public)
https://www.twitter.com/JeaniezInc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/iamlaur67 (goes between private and public)
https://www.instagram.com/jeaniezmanagement (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleeinc (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeauty (Suspended)
https://twitter.com/lilleejeanbeaute (Suspended)
Other relevant links can be found here
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>>844274 No. 853091
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OP here. This is my first time doing a summary so I apologize for any mistakes made.
No. 853094
>>853091Her face looks red here. So, let's take guesses. Is it:
A) Lillee can't figure out foundation
B) this is blush applied badly
C) she smudged the fall out from her eyeshadow all over her face
No. 853101
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new suspected Laur alt account
from New York, follows a bunch of people Laur follows and has been sperging about her sweet govt free ride being cut off. It’s a fun read full of entitlement - fuck families with kids, fuck college students, this is Laur’s money and she’s demanding it.
No. 853104
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Eviction confirmed?
No. 853106
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Callouts continue. Saging as it not new and them repeating the same issues over and over. Bit like the goblins. Guess the goblins have found somewhere they can live rent free. Kek
No. 853107
>>853100Duly noted
nonny, thank you.
No. 853108
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>>853091After you posted that Anon, I went on her twitter to check where this is all coming from. Here are other pics.
Imagine you are just quietly walking home at night and you encounter that.
Also her romper looks stained in the worst possible places.
No. 853111
>>853094 I'm going to go with
d.) All of the above. Also let's not forget about the fact that walking around outside is more physical exertion than she ever gets so she's probably winded on top of it.
If I didn't know better, I'd think she was hooking in these pictures. Lord knows she's got the mouth and face of a lot lizard. Her neighbors must get endless entertainment from these two Goblins, I know I would. You'd think a sUpEr fAmOuS celeb such as Lillee would be doing photoshoots on an actual set instead of the sidewalk of a suburb, but what do I know? Whatever you do, just don't feed it after midnight.
Thank you anon for the new thread. Much appreciated.
No. 853114
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>>853106 Top kek, my sides went into orbit when I saw "The real DOXXXanne" Laur parody acct Twitter icon. They really nailed it. Franzia Freakout when?
No. 853120
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Full of spite and uncertainty about their impending financial doom, Laur has moved on from IMDb & Wikipedia to Lillee’s Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:History/Lillee_Jean No. 853125
>>853091Thanks for the new thread, OP! You did a good job and picked an appropriately terrifying thread pic.
>>853108I know we make jokes about about Laur metaphorically pimping LJ out but this photoset makes it look like she's literally doing that kek.
No. 853127
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No. 853131
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Laur wasn’t racist. She was a historian collecting racist items for the Smithsonian.
No. 853143
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>>853108>>853127>>853142I have not studied human form and I'm not an artist, but I did my best based upon the shape of the bit of "cleavage" we can see and the location of her nasty boobsweat stains.
No. 853144
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here’s how the romper is supposed to look
No. 853157
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Why does she insist on wearing shoes that show off her cankles?
No. 853158
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Lol wow I have quite the timing
Looks like Laur does not fucking understand they won’t be giving her any of the credits and is still whining like a bitch
Saged bc no real update
No. 853174
>>853172Thought this was a fake "I'm going on a date" shoot but don't see anything written about it.
And speaking of dates (stay with me here), just saw the Marie Antoinette video. No1curr but I've read numerous books and watched multiple documentaries on this subject and know quite about MA's life. Sage attic academy and all that, but holy shit, where did she get all this misinformation? By now everyone knows she did not actually say let them eat cake. But she talks about it like she is bravely pointing out a fallacy to a bunch of dumb kids. And yes, books and reading are not her thing but surely as a youtuber she is subscribed to the sublime Lisa Eldridge and has watched her 2 videos on Marie Antoinette makeup? She couldn't at least plagiarize?
We all know it's a lie, but just for fun, imagine an educated diplomat - of French origin no less - wealthy, still building his diplomatic skills and connections, sitting at a fancy dinner with his fiancee who has poured herself into an uncomfortable size 2 dress that needs at least 6 inches of hemming. At the table, several conversations: who the new German chancellor will be, Biden's exit out of Afghanistan, the difficulties of Covid vaccine distribution in rural France. Then this one pipes in with her extensive knowledge of 18th century French court life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pkpGuZO4w No. 853176
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talking to herself through sock accounts. classic laur
No. 853182
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>>853178Dunno, maybe this one?
No. 853183
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>>853178This one I found from a buzzfeed article. I don't want to see her sad tits again.
No. 853184
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>>853101I think this confirms it’s Laur
No. 853185
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They used their stimulus checks on Lillee’s dental work. Most orthodontic work is paid for in monthly installments. Do they have enough to finish the treatment?
No. 853193
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>>853178 found some old pic from her block circa 2015 kinda wierd seeing her with wash hair and "good" looking tits
No. 853195
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>>853120The irony in this gem. Laur spent roughly 2 and a half hours camping on ED to edit war. An hour in she brings up Diane, for a total of 3x in less than 30 minutes.
FTR, Laur got banned in the end. Around 8 AM, user "DianezDrain" edited in "Where in the world is DianezDrain? Colorado! Asheville?". That account got banned too. If you look at their discussion page, it's a bunch of dicks. NSFW
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:DianezDrainImage is split into two parts from the log, with the bottom half highlighting Diane mentions.
No. 853200
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Beginning of IG live (with Shiah Maisle) vs. end of live.
No. 853201
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Guess Laur deleted Elana after anons found proof it was her. Some more fun screenshots…Laur claims Lillee as a dependent even though Lillee is the CEO of Lillee Jean Beauty kek
No. 853205
>>853201If your goblin daughter has enough energy to walk around in heels dry humping trees, she could get a part time job. Better ship her off to Jaafar before she ages out of their range.
But surely Lilees totally real French diplomat boyfriend will help out, right?
No. 853207
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>>853199 Thank whatever deity you pray too that Lillee will never be famous because she could never handle it and neither could Laur. They don't take rejection well at all which is a huge part of being in show business and when someone critiques or criticizes them, they freak the fuck out. If there ever was a real life demonstration of "why you shouldn't coddle & shelter your kids to death", this would be it. Lillee's reality is so incredibly fragile that the minute someone tells her the truth or even makes a suggestion, her and her shit-for-brains low brow mother have a spaz attack.
Lillee will never break free of Laur. Sure, there's tons of people that run screaming from their crazy ass family the minute they turn 18, but they actually are able to see how dysfunctional their upbringing is; Lillee isn't like that. She's got no desire to better herself, you can see that in the way she lives her life. I honestly don't believe that Lillee possesses the mental or emotional intelligence to break free of her mother, if I'm being honest. Even if she did, she see's nothing wrong with her family dynamic and upbringing because her equally stupid mother has kissed her fat ass everyday since she was born. LJ has never done anything notable or deserving of praise, and yet her mother treats her as if she's some type of prodigy just for existing. It's one of the strangest mother/daughter relationships I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing.
I wouldn't be surprised if Lillee stays forever single as she thinks she's a ten when she's a two at best. She's incapable of talking about anyone besides herself, she has no worldly knowledge, she brings nothing to the table and her batshit mother would be the third wheel in any relationship she ever tried to have. The only chance Lillee has is if Laur finally gets caught in a scam and gets her ass thrown in jail, and even then I highly doubt anything would change. She has no desire to. Picrel - if you go look at the "Doing my mom's makeup Chatty 2019" the way these two interact is just bizarre to say the least.
No. 853208
>>853201There was a lot of speculation over the past year or so about where the goblins were getting the money for the sudden splurge on bots, the new fast fashion wardrobe, all the new (but cheap) party city cosplay, amazon wigs, fake press, etc. Now we know. They were using their gub'mint handout money and relying on the eviction moratorium to cover their asses instead of paying rent.
Now that all that is over; no more extensions on unemployment, no more rent-free living, no more stimmy checks…the Truemans are in for a lot of deferred consequences of living way beyond their welfare queen means.
No. 853227
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>>853215 I checked social blade and I'm guessing Lillee isn't monetized anymore because it used to say her earnings were less than $1000 a year. As you can see, it no longer says that. I wish I still had the old screen shot from a year ago but I don't so… my apologies.
Now Social Blade has a habit of over estimating when they give the channel's estimated income range so I usually go for the lower number. Fortunately, Lillee makes fuck all on YT these days so there's no need to guesstimate.
So which is it, Laur? Is your "22" year old daughter
(did she forget her idiot child's age?) "raking it in", or is she broke as a joke like you? I think we all know the answer, but it's so funny to watch the Goblins constantly contradict themselves. As for sponsors, I don't believe she has any, not any reputable ones that provide her with income, anyway. She's been doing this for years and she still can't manage to turn it into a revenue stream. It's just sad.
No. 853228
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The IMDb “reviews” for LJ’s horrendous show are amazing. When will she learn that blasting her shot on public platforms only makes her look worse?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt15232522/reviews?ref_=tt_ov_rt No. 853249
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Laur’s attempt at clapping back at the stalker and only commentator Dianne who is writing all 1 star reviews. More 10 star reviews to come
No. 853250
>>853249I find it highly amusing how Laur thinks every negative post about her demon spawn on the internet is Diane, but on the flip side nearly every positive post about LJ on the internet actually
is Laur, kek. Funny how that review gets posted not long after we discuss the negative ones too.
Laur, my sweet bovine princess, your English is no way near good enough to pass for being someone else. And this is coming from someone who speaks it as a second language.
No. 853252
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>>853249did laur forget to switch accounts before she left another fake review? kek
No. 853253
>>853252>love the conceptThe concept of interviewing people? Oh yeah, real fucking original. Jesus Christ, Laur. Put in
some effort for us, will ya?
No. 853256
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No. 853257
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No. 853277
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The “See more exclusive images” link is an IP logger. Don’t get caught, anons
No. 853279
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>>853277Laur didn't think to utilize this logger on her own. Did the l337
Haxxor help after asking on a public Twitter account how to bypass cloudflare whois protections?
No. 853281
>>853143I really think she has no clue how to style herself. I think some of us would genuinely want to help her with finding clothes that suit her better, IF she wasnt such a shitty person.
>>853193 is shooped to hell but well done blonde hair and skin that isnt pail vampire kween white actually suits her a lot better
No. 853286
>>853207Lots of armchairing here.
Her mother has pretty much made sure that she is unable to have a healthy relationship with a man where both are truly equal in the power dynamic. Putting so much value on beauty and getting validation from others is not going to get her very far in life. She will eventually become very frustrated not understanding why she doesn't have/can't make friends. Agree she is deficient in emotional intelligence. I have no idea if she will ever break free or realize this is not going to get her anywhere at any point in her life, but if she ever does, it will be a very painful realization and she will be filled with regret, and likely bitterness. I hope it doesn't end up that way but her completely embracing her mothers coddling, her unwillingness to go out into the world and take chances and explore, is not helping her. It will only delay her development further.
There is this book called Mindset written by Carol Dweck who is a famous researcher on child psychology. Its basically about the growth and fixed mindsets. Laur seems to think that you're born with intelligence, talent, etc. and these things are fixed. She happens to think lj was born with plenty of it. With her fixed mindset, she thinks there is no need to develop or hone skills, since she was born with them already.
I do think that lj does have some level of curiosity and a willingness to learn. It's just that she's only interested in what she's interested, which happens to be a very narrow scope. And the way she wants to learn is in the safety of her home with no one to challenge her in person or compete against. This will slow her down tremendously.
When I watch the videos with the two of them interacting, it's fascinating. The voice Laur uses with lj is so different from her obnoxious video tirades. She speaks to her adult daughter like she's 5. When they are at the dentist, as lj is lying in the chair, Laur remarks how she can't understand how pretty lj is lying like that even in a dentist chair. I found that such an odd thing to say. I can't imagine my mother saying that to me in that situation, never mind even being in the dentist office with me. They way they interact, it's clear they are each other's heroes. When you watch their trip to that pink room makeup studio (Wander Beauty was it?) they are having so much fun between themselves! They are completely oblivious to the people around them and the fact that they are behaving inappropriately. Lj makes Laur laugh and lj eats up that attention. The video made me very sad.
No. 853289
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Looks like some tween is talking to Laur and Elaine about a truce. All the lolcow posters have to apologize guys. All of us.
No. 853293
>>853289I’ll be the first to apologize.
Sorry your kid is fat, ugly and stupid, Laur.
No. 853294
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Laurs still sperging at imdb staff about diane and the black website despite not getting a reply in days
No. 853297
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The IMDB really hit a nerve. Expect Laur and Elaine to have more freakouts. I wish Laur would post here again like she did on the early threads, stop sending Elaine to be retarded for you Laur.
No. 853298
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>>853296Doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.
No. 853300
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>>853249>>853252>>853256The same person who is trying to get IMDB on her side is abusing reviews and sock accounts on their website. But Laur is above the rules of course.
No. 853301
>>853277This picture is straight from a horror movie. I get that they want the pictures to have a certain aesthetic, but they are going about it all wrong. Literally anyone can take pictures outside of their house at night. The background can be replicated by millions of people in the country. She wants these pictures to seem mysterious or sophisticated, but they scream "On my way to a Sweet 16."
Even pictures of people going out to a nightclub have pictures taken inside…no one takes pictures in front of trees at night for any kind of event.
No. 853317
>>853207 Armchair or not, I found that very interesting and I appreciate you expanding upon what I wrote. I love watching cows for this reason, their world is just so far removed from reality it's astounding.
>>853300 Did she forget to log out or is she really that fucking stupid that she posted 4 reviews, all under the same alt on
(mostly) the same day, right after posting under her actual name? They can't be this stupid right? I know they're dumb but this is on a whole 'nother level. Her series sucks. Not even her guests want to take part in it and anyone with a shred of awareness can tell that they're uncomfortable by Lillee's immaturity and inability to communicate clearly and properly.
Laur went ahead and blew all her money, even after living rent free at a place for an additional 3 months, and her plan the whole time was to bitch and beg on Twitter hoping that the POTUS or congress would just… hand her money? She's been burning through cash this entire time and not saving anything to pay bills/rent with and thinks that she'll get another bail out? How is this woman an adult? I'd be embarrassed too if I was her. As for IP Logging, what good does that do if the two people gathering IPs don't know shit about anything and can't actually use that info? Fucking retards, I swear.
No. 853327
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Laur is going after the Marlena person for something she tweeted in 2019.
No. 853328
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The craziness continues.
No. 853329
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Laurs only method of disguising herself is to talk less woke and badly pick up on farms lingo.
No. 853331
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>>853330Agreed. I don't use twitter and recently checked out some callout accounts after seeing a screenshot posted here and they really do need to chill the fuck out. LJ and Laur are two of my favourite cows but I'd never have a separate social media account to talk shit about them, nor spend
that much time doing so. They're cows in their own right. Watching them and Laur duke it out is like picrel.
No. 853338
>>853327>>852643I am obsessed with how Laur always tags people she has had positive conversations with in any interaction or fight, like "@randomperson look here can you believe this????" and she barely ever get a reaction out of people. She did this with Steve Mcree and his goblin gf too.
The funny thing is, that it makes her so clockable too. If I had any doubt that kekkekkek was Laur before, I became sure of it the moment she tagged Elaine.
No. 853344
>>853207>>853317>>853286Agree, super interesting to watch the way they double down on lies. The psychology aspect of all this is fascinating.
Lillee is a copier, and I don't just mean with her content. She watches and mimics behavior that she thinks makes her appear winsome, cute, and fun. This is very evident in the last igtv with that basement musician. She must have watched some Access Hollywood episodes or whatever and feigns interest to such a level that anyone with a drop of emotional intelligence can see that there is absolutely nothing behind it. This is the problem. She has had such little life experience and exposure to and interactions with different personalities irl that all she can do is copy what she thinks is curiosity, caring about others, etc. Very young children might do this, like younger than 10 as they are figuring out what behaviors work and don't work for them in society.
Every "interview" I've seen her do (admittedly I haven't watched them all or watched their entirety because they are unbearable and you already get the picture pretty quickly) are completely vacuous on her part. Watching her, you can tell that while the other person is talking, she can't wait to bring the topic back to herself. I almost felt sorry for that basement singer guy because he clearly has passion for what he does but her conversation with him, if you can call it that, doesn't really let him get very far with what he wants to talk about because she keeps interrupting him with what she thinks is her own hilarity.
The energy she brings to the camera does not exist in her real life. To feign that kind of energy, joy, personality, whatever, is exhausting. This is another reason she doesn't go anywhere. It's far easier to fake it from the comfort of home at her convenience and on her schedule. Unfortunately, this is not how the rest of the world works, especially the profession she thinks she deserves to rule.
Fascinating stuff.
No. 853351
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I noticed that she’s following all of these people except Zion Clark. I swear I saw her comment on his posts but now these comments are gone.
No. 853356
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No. 853365
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>>853359 >>853327 You'd think that an "aspiring" beauty guru and her trashy mother would know not to pick a fight with Marlena; not only does she have $$ and lawyers at her disposal, she is prominent in the beauty community and owns a cosmetic company. With how hideous Lillee is, she should at least be pleasant to deal with but she can't even manage to do that; it's no wonder nobody wants to deal with her. Hopefully Laur continues to stoke that fire, I'd love it someone finally made them suffer the repercussions of their actions but I won't hold my breath.
It looks like Laur had another Franzia Freakout and spent the whole night spazzing out on Twitter (picrel). She even went ahead and reported a parody account for violating TOS which is funny considering her main account is constantly in trouble for pulling the same shit. Imagine if these two pieces of garbage put in this amount of effort into getting a job instead of living off taxpayers? They may actually have been able to stave off eviction and pay a bill on time.
No. 853370
File: 1631983096236.jpg (566.37 KB, 1080x2154, IMG_20210918_113557.jpg)
So the maker of the lewd materials is an "issue" but not the bearer of responsibility?
No. 853375
>>853365Laur and LJ always get stuck on random words (usually ones they pick up here on the farms or from someone making fun of them on twitter,) which is how you can spot one of their new sock accounts pretty much immediately. I guess Laur's word-of-the-week is "meltdown," because she's been regurgitating it into every one of her franzia rants lately.
The remaining twitter callouts are annoying and shoulder deep in the poop, but I wouldn't really describe any of them as having a meltdown; they mostly just seem to enjoy keeping Laur and Lillee angry and focused on them.
Laur, on the other hand, has gone through several large boxes of wine this month.
No. 853381
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>>853300>>853299>>853294IMDb staff keep trolling her and that's hilarious.
No. 853389
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No. 853397
File: 1631995293312.jpeg (146.57 KB, 674x1008, 1AAABFE7-91F5-488A-B85C-1CB724…)
>>853388Had to look it up and it’s fucking insane
No. 853416
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people are going to keep editing this until they delete them. they never learn.
No. 853472
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From her new interview
No. 853477
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the photoshop on that ugly little romper photo set is ridiculous. i ran one of the photos through a restoration app to see if it would even still look like LJ and it’s just… grotesque
No. 853496
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Sage for non-milky, but I love how neither Laur nor LJ have the same height on all the pages they sperg on.
Also keks at all the edits.
No. 853498
>>853472>I would never recommend their products to my 1 millions fansShe's right you know. She worked with Botanic Affair and they gain the insane amount of 6 followers!
Take that haters!!
No. 853506
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A face of a retard
No. 853508
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From her new video: Lillee thinks that having baby teeth at 15 is normal
No. 853509
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The hair is disgusting , the exposure is too bright. She’s talking about accountability on her newest YouTube video but yet takes none for herself.
No. 853510
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Elaine is now her best friend
No. 853512
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These aren’t in order but this video is g8. Just classic Lillee lying through her dolphin teeth and finishing the video by saying that rivers were clean during lockdown so she will start talking about the environment more.
No. 853516
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Real brain trust here. Seems she managed to nab an IP when she had her logger on lillees site.
No. 853527
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Elaine used a goastse.exe hack to get all our IPs from the farm and Laur is having a giggle.
No. 853537
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Laur continues her freakout on IMDB, now with her acccount renamed to LJBInc. Interestingly, she claims to have an IP of a vandal. Hmm….
https://community-imdb.sprinklr.com/conversations/imdbprocom/vandalization/61479304a3c6907a0cd98445 No. 853541
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Lillee is also still sending copyright complaints. Gotta make sure the poor soul receiving this complaint knows she has fair skin.
https://lumendatabase.org/notices/25176204 No. 853544
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>>853543Laur has been denying she took creepy photos of LJ as a minor recently, and Elaine has been sperging about lolcow hosting cp and threads on minors. They're so bad at hiding themselves.
No. 853546
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Elaine this is hypocritical. Change your user to your real name since you're against anonymity. It's especially hypocritical when Laur has utilized several socks to maintain anonymity herself. Either you're for anon or your not. Which is it?
No. 853556
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Elaine come on.
No. 853563
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Anons you didn't tell me all this was just an elaborate way to share CP…. The internet police are already on their way!
No. 853565
>>853564Claims of CP and sexualizing Lillee as a minor is their new (failing) silencing technique.
>>853193 This post was one Lillee copyright claimed and said was sexually exploiting her. I also really think they're trying to scrub these all the creepy shit Laur posted of LJ as a minor off the internet since they're finally realizing it looks bad. Now would be a good time to bring up Pheepy being a pedo, callout anons.
No. 853577
File: 1632101623028.jpeg (322.6 KB, 828x534, CC96E8E0-2895-43DF-8045-98344A…)
Why does Laur even need an IMDb pro account?
No. 853584
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Laur is being very unhinged tonight with doxxing callouts.
No. 853586
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She’s deep in to the Franzia. Had to edit out Laur’s twitter name after I realized it was probably the name and IP of some random person who clicked on Lillee’s website.
No. 853591
>>853563 Laur needs to realize that she's just as big of a joke as her homely, retarded, goblin child. She's been saying since the first thread that
"This ends Now!!" and threatening that the NYPD Cyber Police, detectives, non-existent lawyers *(pro tip:you have to actually pay them, Laur) and a myriad of other people are going to stop us from posting about her ugly kid. If we had a dime for every time Laur screamed "The boolying stops now!" we'd be able to pay for all the dental work Lillee needs, including the implants and veneers she'll never get. Nobody ever took her seriously, but after her 867th threat that never came to fruition, people just stopped paying her any mind. Someone should tell her that you can't call it slander & libel if what your saying is true.
If she spent half as much time getting an actual job as she does freaking out online & threatening people, maybe she wouldn't owe NYS $15,000 in back taxes and could stop getting evicted from places. I'm dying for one of the callouts to post the eviction and the tax lein on Twitter so we can watch Laur short circuit in real time.
No. 853592
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Laur you absolute boomer that's not how the farms work. Shannon can't give IPs she didn't have access to, admins exposed her not the other way around.
No. 853599
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>LaurlaineGod she isn't even good at coming up with shit to call herself to sound like a different person. Try to atleast prove yourself not to be Laur by calling Laur a fat goblin or something like that.
>>853576Ty anon but the email I use doesn't matter, it won't let me request a link too often.
No. 853601
>>853599Didn't Shannon get caught? Laur tried to have her doxed, why would Shannon team up with laur to bring down the farms.
We know it's you because you have no other whiteknights and Elaine is busy shitting in her own thread.
No. 853604
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Yawn. I guess Laur can't come up with anything threatening by herself since it's past Elaine's bedtime.
No. 853605
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Lillee didn’t tag fashion nova bc this romper is probably getting returned
No. 853618
>>853604 If they're going to LARP as other people they may want to learn how to use a comma appropriately. While they're at it they can learn how to structure a coherent sentence too. Their complete lack of education will always give them away.
Question anons - I can't remember the name of the "school" (if you can call it that) that Lillee went to after being removed from public school, but I remember us discussing it in the past. Was it accredited? I highly doubt it, but I'm not sure so I figured I'd ask. If it isn't, I wonder if she's aware of the fact that it's not worth the paper it's printed on and that she won't ever be able to use it. It's not like she'll ever get a job or go to college though, so I guess it's a moot point.
No. 853620
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Franzia freakout continues. She's just been going off on a random cringe roleplay account. Hasn't posted every single Diane's IP and social security number yet.
No. 853628
>>853618You mean Keystone online school?
It is basically a scam for high schooler drop out who wants to brag about a (fake) diploma.
Lillee never shown proof of high school graduation: meaning she never graduated. Keystone credits are 100% worthless.
Lillee talked about "Forensic science" courses at Keystone but she withdrawn as "it was too scary with her aunt murder".
I bet she never successfully passed PE class at Bayside. keks
No. 853630
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Laur keeps doing this strange thing where she posts the callouts with filters that make them look more like her. Stop it Laur, get some help.
No. 853641
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someone let Emily Artful know Creepshow has reformed her ways by outing anons and helping Laur catch cyber crims
No. 853642
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>>853628 Thanks anon! I appreciate it. I knew it was something like that but I was a bit off and I was having trouble finding it
(because it doesn't exist). Only thing I could find was that vanity certificate
>>840688 that Laur paid for when people were calling Lillee out on her lack of education. How do you manage to flunk out of a non-accredited diploma mill? I didn't even think that was possible.
I went to go look at the sock account today to see how Laur's Sunday Franzia Freakout went and I can't seem to find it. I know she changed it from HolierT to boolisssacanada, but they no longer exist even though the latter was being used last night (picrel). Did boolisssacanada change to @alyssagunnis account, or is that yet another tard involved in all this? Sorry anon(s), it's hard to keep up at this point. If that is the new account, they've been sperging out all morning.
No. 853643
File: 1632144360893.jpg (39.25 KB, 615x314, 911.jpg)
*Yes, hello 911, I would like to report people verbally murdering me on a cyberboolies website from the dark web.
It'a all Diane and Null's fault. They are owners of the farms, wikipedia and IMDB!
I require immediate assistance from the police and I have all their IP!*
No. 853651
>>853641Notorious friend of Lillee Jean, Creepshow art.
>>853642It is Laur. She changed her name to a doxx of someone like a psycho.
No. 853654
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>>853651 Can someone please explain to me why CSA/Shannon would help these two? And I use the term "help" very loosely as we all know that CSA isn't capable of drawing let alone being a l337 hair. I thought she hated the Goblins, is she just desperate for anyone to like her since she got exposed for being a piece of shit? I don't get it, this freakshow gets more convoluted everyday.
(PicRel) Laur's been going off all damn night, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised, it's not like she's gainfully employed and has a job to show up for on Monday morning. She really is manic and it's hilarious, nothing but empty threats and incoherent reeeeeeing. She's really got nerve to make fun of anyone's appearance considering she herself dresses like a slob and is the weight of a small forklift. I've never seen such cognitive dissonance and I've been online since the mid 90s. Imagine looking like a haggard half-deflated beach ball with a hideous, mentally stunted, filthy retard daughter that plays with dolls and thinking you've got any right to speak about people like this. The hypocrisy is almost too much.
She calls one person immature for collecting plush dolls and then calls her a "scammer, wannabe, and fraud". Top kek. Laur, your goblin daughter is a 20 year old NEET that plays with cheap dolls all day & claims to be famous, yet she's been doing this for years and still can't build a following. Project much? It's rich of you to call people "scammers" when you've been banned off every auction site for cutting and running with people's money. Maybe get a damn job so you can pay NYS the $15,000 in taxes you owe them and take a
(reinforced) seat. You and your messed up kid have no room to pick on anyone.
No. 853655
>>853654they think all the callouts were friends with creepshow and so naturally shannon has all their personal information
laur, no one liked shannon. if you look at shannon’s post history provided by admin, you can see she was self posting in this thread because no one cared enough to share her content.
No. 853656
>>853654Shannon did not even have the brains to conceal her own actual IP when executing her "master plan" of self promotion. She has no info on anyone, she only managed to get info on Emily because of the lack of 2fa on places like Facebook, a 12 year old could have done that.
She has not been talking to the goblins or passing anything on to them. This is some manic delusion Laur has latched on to, in her endless void of name dropping in an attempt to keep her and her crotch goblin relevant. Trying to ride the coattails of someone's downfall in this kind of way is hilarious and doomed to be another embarassing lie Laur will try to cover up and pretend didn't happen later.
No. 853657
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Seriously unhinged
No. 853659
>>853657Can you imagine if the likes of Ryan Reynolds or some other celeb went about trying this?
Does she not understand that the crazier she acts the less chance she's ever going to make it big like she wants. The only frigging person holding her back is herself at this point. She can blame the "boolies" all she wants but in the end it's all her own doing.
No. 853663
>>853655After 2 years, Laur still hasn't figured out that the callouts don't actually latch onto each other and claim to be best friends with each other the way she and her crotchfuit do with anyone who gives them a crumb of attention. The callouts don't know any exploitable personal information about each other. Remember when that One Drop Rule fake "journalist" got into beef with Oomancer and ragequit the group, and Laur immediately began crowing on twitter that she now had "inside information" on all the callouts? It was crickets. Chelsea had nothing.
Creepshow was never close friends with any of the callouts because she was too busy huffing her own farts and starting twitter fights with McSteve.
No. 853665
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>>853663Laur has the boomer belief that if you follow someone you have to be good friends with them. She doesn't know how the internet. She called out two separate people for following someone who made the mildest of jokes about lillee.
No. 853671
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>>853665 Speaking of Laur having no clue how to internet, she started a new thread on IMDB since the staff closed out her initial one and marked it solved.
(It was the thread where she was reeeeing about "muh credits are being vandalized by Diane!") Them closing out the thread without
caving to Laur's demands "solving" it really got under her skin, even though IMDB has made it clear that they won't restore her claims without actual proof. An admin over at IMDB then took her new thread and merged it with the old one and now Laur wants to know why they'll do that but they won't restore her fake credits. She's resorted to tagging any user on IMDB that's ever interacted with her and asking for them to "back her up". Sound familiar?
There really is no helping stupid.
No. 853674
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IMDb rated Lillee’s birthday livestream X because of nudity
No. 853675
>>853674Top keks.
But tbh I'm surprised youtube isn't doing the same.
No. 853676
>>853674 Top kek. How long until Laur starts claiming this is all Diane's fault and that lolcow had a hand in it because "they sexually exploited a minor!!"? Who knew that letting creepy pradips show
their cock on livestream infront of actual children, it gets you an "X" rating? Oh that's right, everyone.
For someone constantly screaming that her underage (read:20 yr old) daughter was sexually exploited (she wasn't), she sure has no problem subjecting kids to her daughter's freak show, complete with middle aged Indian dick! That's when she's not telling her goblin tard to post feet pics, that is.
No. 853704
File: 1632173364811.jpg (409.44 KB, 1080x1299, IMG_20210920_162624.jpg)
This story is getting a little boring Laur. Provide proof the cows are colluding or try a new angle.
No. 853723
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your daughter isn’t nude, Laur. It’s all the foreign dicks.
No. 853725
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Why is it that Laur just tweets out this nonsense instead of "@" the account she's shit talking? I don't have a Twitter account but I'm pretty sure when you're talking directly to somehow you @ them instead of just tweeting it to nobody. She's such a fucking fat coward, I've never seen people act like her and her daughter. I know they've got low IQs but there seems to be a fair amount of mental illness there as well. She's been going non-stop for 24 hours now, I've never seen a "celebrity manager" with so much time on her hands. She's been going on and on about lolcow being taken down and all of us getting hacked. We're still waiting, Laur.
Speaking of which, isn't it funny that Laur gets as much engagement (read:none) on Twitter as her super fAmOuS daughter that has 1 million totally real followers? What a lonely, meaningless existence this two lead. Notice that Laur called someone a squatter; There's that projection again! I can't wait for a callout to tweet Laur's eviction papers.
No. 853726
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Her feet are running out of oxygen
No. 853727
>>853723 Haha, God this fat retard is so predictable. That didn't take long
>>853676 called this a few hours ago when anon posted about the "x" rating in Lillee's Birthday video. It's always someone else's fault, it can't be that her bra-less daughter flashes her audience ten times in a live or that random pradips whip out their dick in front of minors, it's always gotta be a conspiracy. You'd think Laur would care about all the children her crotch goblin exposed to this shit, seeing as she's Lillee's manager and all. In true form, they always have to make themselves the
victims even when they're the ones victimizing other people.
No. 853736
>>853728I'm fairly certain that LJ takes and posts those photos deliberately, the same way she deliberately bends over in her stretched-out pajama tops with no bra on when she does fake workouts in her IG lives. She and Laur have been trying for years to engineer fame by half-assing the Kardashian Method of 1) "accidentally leaking" lewd images and video to the public
2) cultivating a big dumpy ass
3)…???
4) profit
They seem to have missed the part where the real first step is to be a conventionally attractive person with lots of family wealth and existing connections to real celebrities.
No. 853741
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No. 853746
>>853741 Uh oh! That person better watch out now that their on Laur's radar! I hope they enjoy getting spammed with empty, incorrectly spelled threats of hacking and multiple tweets of "This ends now!" only for it to continue on indefinitely. That Laur, she's such a fatbadass.
She and her toothless not-so-mini goblin must spend all day searching Lillee's name on every social media platform available. They've been using the same redundant methods for years even though they prove ineffective. At what point will they realize that Lillee will never be famous and get real jobs? Or are they going to be livestreaming from a homeless shelter in 5 years?
No. 853756
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Fucking classic Laur. I love how she never changes
No. 853763
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Holy shit, now I see where Lillee gets her (lack of) intelligence from. Laur is just as stupid as her can-opener mouthed daughter. And who the fuck is "cybersecmeg". I love how all these l337 haxors are unemployed obese female white-knights that probably couldn't even cobble together a boolean string let alone do a run of the mill DDOS. If you have to ask how to get around cloudfare then you've got no business threatening to hack people.
Laur will literally latch her saggy goblin ass onto anyone she thinks will help her. Neither her nor her half brained friends can crack a windows password. We've been waiting 2 years now for that subpoena from her non-existent lawyer and somehow she really thinks she's threatening. It would be funny if it wasn't so played out at this point.
You wanna scare someone Laur? Tell your homely kid to smile. Put the wine down and go to sleep you slob.
No. 853765
File: 1632196883330.jpg (448.4 KB, 1080x1240, IMG_20210920_230011.jpg)
Laur harassing an alleged minor.
Nothing the kid said was even bullying or remotely bad.
No. 853771
>>853765 So Laur, the idiot that's constantly screaming about people
"boolying my underage daughter", even though her daughter is almost 21, is harassing an actual minor? She's the very definition of "The rules are for thee, but not for me". Imagine looking like Laur Trueman and somehow you're still uglier on the inside than you are on the outside. They're both obese, mentally & physically stunted, talentless, uneducated, stupid, poor,, and unemployable… yet somehow they manage to have a superiority complex. Wow. Fat old hag needs to get off the internet although I'm sure her credit card will get declined one of these days and RCN/Spectrum/Verizon will cut off their service. It's only a matter of time with these two.
No. 853777
>>853765Laur is ridiculous. Soon it's going to be illegal to even try and find out who Lillee is because of her meddling. Attacking a kid who has a minor interest in who Lillee is and did some investigating on her story isn't allowed?
You're only allowed to make comments on Lillee if you go to her official channels/websites I suppose. God help anyone if they dare form a negative opinion about Thor's precious Jelly Bean.
Laur clearly doesn't understand that there is no fucking cult against her brat and we're all watching from the side lines seeing her destroy whatever's left of her daughter's career, (Not that she had one in the first place.)
No. 853786
>>853725>>853735>>853771There's a video out there - only saw a clip of it so not sure of its title - where Laur explains to Lillee how she started in some (law?) office doing admin work, then they gave her more responsibility, etc. and she ended up doing their finances (she says that's how she got into "finance" which is NOT the same thing), fixing their computers or something, and basically running the place. Likely exaggerated but I think there is some true to it. I've worked with people like Laur and to boil it down, although she wouldn't be able to get away with it in a larger company or one with prestige, I can see some smaller company bosses liking her because she can yell the loudest and therefore get things to go their way. Her gruffness either intimidated or wore people out so they would just give in and that would be a win for her boss. She found this method to be successful in her work life so she thinks it will work as Lillee's manager. But she only knows this one way. She is incredibly narrow minded and uneducated so she doesn't know any other way. When people say she is making it worse for Lillee, she genuinely doesn't see that. In her mind, being a pitbull and putting others down mean protecting her precious adult daughter that needs shielding from the smallest bit of criticism, judgment, or - gasp - unkindness.
No. 853792
>>853791>Doesn't lilleejean have a manager other than laur? I can't remember the name During summer they talked about this Tiana Ferrell as new PR:
https://www.instagram.com/tianaferrell/?hl=enI think she gave up really soon after that, the goblins never mentioned her again.
Lillee didn't showed any PR since Botanic affair and hasn't work with a legit company in a while now.
No. 853794
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New low no doubt from Laur trying her hardest to show everyone her brat is better than everyone else's. Lillee's hardly a "little girl" she's a 20 year old woman. AN ADULT.
How about kids who have lost their hair through cancer treatments? Disabilities etc? Or even little girls who have gone out their way to raise money for charities or cut their own hair to donate to someone else. Those are the type of little girls this page should be acknowledging. Not some ugly brat who thinks she’s worth the world because she puckers her lips like a goat’s ass. How the hell is someone who is clearly homophobic/transphobic, racist as all hell "inspiring" in anyway?
No. 853800
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It’s the cyberboolies’ fault Laur is threatening a minor.
No. 853802
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No. 853803
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Laur, your tweets are making less and less sense as the week progresses and its only Tuesday. Lay off the Franzia, you fat fuck.
"How many accounts are going down this week?" Give it a rest, nobody takes you seriously, you're as big a joke as your Pillsbury dough-bitch daughter. You have no connections to law enforcement, no money for a lawyer, no hax0r skills, and you've been threatening people Ala "This ends tonight!" For over 2 years. I thought the NYPD was coming after everyone and arresting them for making fun of your homely sped kid? We're all still waiting for that to happen. If I was you, I'd an hero myself worry more about how I'm going to dodge another eviction because pandemic unemployment ended and you won't be getting another stimulus check, no matter how much you beg on your other account. You don't want yet another eviction on your record, do you? Kek, 3 adults in that household and not one of them can manage to land a job. No wonder Brenda was the favorite, it's not a hard choice when your other kid is a batshit crazy cross-eyed landwhale that's always trying to grift money off family. Her parents must've been so proud.
No. 853806
>>853800Meanwhile Laur accuses everyone to be Diane…
Oh and btw Silenttruth was suspected to be either elaine, either laur, not """countless""" people.
>>853794This inspiring girls account seems shady, is it a scam? They really are clueless about how to use social media.
I've checked on insta, they target south america.
No. 853808
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Laur/elaine doxxing a minor is a prosecutable offense and this time the minor appears to be in the US. You're literally the cyberbully you accuse others of being.
No. 853816
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> A social media entity is not yours for the “beating” nor someones pal, nor someones emotional-crutch
She's saying this all while her psycho mother pretends to be a fan online harassing and doxxing anyone who says anything about Lillee.
If the sock wasn't Laur and Lillee wasn't a POS, she'd be denouncing that account. She can't pretend she doesn't see the account either, she's constantly searching her name and the account (and elaine's) pop up in that search. If Lillee were to call out the account now, she'd only be bringing attention to how shitty her make believe fanbase is. Good job forever attaching your names to this Laur, Elaine isn't going to be hacking the farms down.
No. 853823
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I never fails to make me laugh that some of the callouts will be like am done. 5 seconds later here's another video, tweet etc. How long before inspiring girls removes her post.
No. 853825
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Lillee’s Instagram account is gone
No. 853827
>>853825It's gone for me too. I've also tried unlogged.
Kind of funny this happens just right after her video about platform accountability.
Guess Insta is finally done with her 1 millions fake followers.
No. 853831
>>853828Will she though?
Her instagram account is everything for her.
She didn't buy as many bots on youtube and have no interaction on twitter, her facebook and tiktok are a joke.
No. 853832
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Laur's attorney wrote IMDB…. but looks like she has bigger things to worry about now.
>>853825Other accounts of hers on IG are still up. And Laur's sock twitter went from 362 tweets to 358.
No. 853838
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Inspiring Girls is following her.
They ask for donation and want influencers to post pic from when they were toddler.
The leader is in London but they 'work' in usa.
https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/help-25-schools-in-the-us-inspire-girls-this-year/Seem totally legit…
No. 853841
>>853832Laur/Elena was on twitter crying about how they’re dirt broke and being evicted but Laur can afford a lawyer? Ok Laur
I’m watching the live right now and Lillee’s shoved into a corner. It’s obvious she’s hiding their new place. Bet they’re living in a studio right now and the construction we saw was them building a wall or partition to give LJ privacy.
No. 853846
>>853844 Who the fuck even is Jen Eagle? Where does LJ find these nobody's, get engagement pod? Can't wait to check out this trainwreck. If she dipped early, it was probably even more awkward than usual. As for the whole new apartment thing, I think it's safe to say that Earl is either in the freezer or he dipped out months ago. Either option is more appealing than dealing with these two bloated Goblin's everyday.
>>853841 Lmao, I thought the same thing when she started with the "muh lawyer" bullshit. Okay Laur. You have legal representation just like you and your kid wear bras. If anything, she paid for some overpriced & useless legalese template on a legalzoom type site, but let's be real, she's full of shit as per usual. Fact of the matter is, she wasn't a Hollywood propmaster and didn't work on any of those shows. I'm not delve into it but I have family that worked on atleast 2 of the titles that she listed and he's got no clue who Laur is and gave the name of the propmaster and it wasn't Laur. Oh, and unlike Laur, they're actually credited for all the work they do. They use company's in CA as that's where these particular titles were filmed. Someone may have bought an antique piece of shit from her store long ago, but that's not what a prop master is. She should be careful with all that reaching, one of her sloppy udders may fall out from her armpit, kek.
What was the purpose of Lillee's IG disappearing and reappearing like that? Not familiar with IG, sorry.
No. 853850
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So she really was shoved into the corner of a room for this live. She's got almost no space between her and the camera, usually there's a bit of distance but she's almost pressed up against it the entire time.
The live itself is 48 minutes or so, but Jen is only a part of it for about 25 minutes. She says she wanted to "start early" and then she goes "hello Pakistan, how are ya?" in that unsettling, saccharine sweet baby voice she tries to do. I noticed there was an inordinate amount of views for an LJ live, it was at 1,129 when I viewed it. No doubt 95% of those are bots, 4% are from this Jen chick, and the 1% is farmers, kek.
She actually brags about how other influencers edit their lives before putting them up but she prefers not to. We already know she's lazy, but is that a thing? I thought IG live was, well, live… I'm not sure she even knows what she's talking about anymore, but for having "1 million Jeaniez", 1100 views is pretty horrible.
Oh, and she had 149 comments or so. I'm guessing the head Goblin deleted any comments that weren't kissing her kids deformed ass, but even with that, most of the comments are exactly what you see on her YouTube - filler. Picrel but it's nothing but pradips and the one off randoms exchanging stupid emojis with one another. If you look at any real influencers IG, you don't see anything even resembling this. It's all emojis and the occasional "oMg uHmAzInG" to which Lillee replies 5 times with different emojis. Is IG asleep at the wheel? How the hell did she ever get verified when her audience is made up of nothing but bottom tier bots?
No. 853852
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That stimulus money must've dried up quick considering the quality of these bots. There's multiple instances of the same bot accounts commenting 3-10 times in a row with either gibberish or emojis. It's like they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Around the 21:00 minute mark, Lillee asks this girl "What's your most memorable moment?" and Jen asks her to clarify as she didn't know what Lillee meant (understandable, Jen is ESL). Lillee struggles to define the word memorable, going so far as to use the word itself in the definition. When Jen looks at Lillee baffled, Lillee of course goes off on a tangent about her most memorable moment as Jen sits there nodding her head. She does eventually give the Goblin an answer though, so… progress?
Lillee has a horrible habit of asking her guest a question and then answering the question for them, as if she's interviewing herself. It's really bizarre. Throughout this interview, they're on two totally different wavelengths. Jen speaks English but it appears to me like she's still in the process of learning and doesn't comprehend a lot of our colloquialisms, which is understandable, but LJ obviously doesn't understand the dilemma. Instead she just continues to talk over her guest and make stupid faces while grinding her teeth. The fact that her ESL guest speaks more coherently than Lillee is just a testament to how profoundly stupid LJ really is. The language barrier proves difficult for Lillee because she can't clearly communicate or get her point across to this woman. You could tell me these people were in two totally different interviews and I wouldn't question it.
I would love it if there was a way to poll all her guests at the end of this series and see who would actually return for a second interview, but it won't happen. I'm guessing not 1 person would return to the Lillee's show. Can't say I blame them.
No. 853857
>>853852>Lillee has a horrible habit of asking her guest a question and then answering the question for them, as if she's interviewing herself.I watched the live for 5 seconds. She was whining non-stop about the mean boolies and the Jen girl looked politely weirded.
I got super bored and left.
Anyway, it's pretty clear she uses the live prentending to interview some nobody, when she just wants to be the center of attention all the time.
Some brave anon should mesure her speaking time vs her guest's. Should be interesting.
No. 853861
>>853832>>853841They don't have an attorney. Laur does this time and time again.
"filing court papers as we speak", "our lawyer is on this, just wait till Monday", "see you in court" etc etc etc.
She thinks lawyer is a magical word that will make anyone dance to her tune.
No. 853886
>>853786>>853852Lillee lacks empathy. She thinks she emotes it because she's making what she thinks are appropriate faces as she's listening, but she's not really listening. If an ESL person struggles to understand her, the problem is double because native English speakers have trouble understanding her because she lacks the ability to put her thinking into clear coherent sentences and speak in a logical order.
Lillee doesn't know how to explain herself more clearly to an ESL person because her vocabulary is limited, among many things. On top of that, she can't explain herself better because she lacks empathy. She doesn't see it from the perspective of the ESL person. When the ESL person is explaining to her what she doesn't understand, Lillee's brain is not thinking, "What's the best way to help her understand?" Instead, she is thinking of how she would answer that question. This, btw, is not exclusive to this ig live. It applies to all of them.
No. 853896
>>853886 I agree, anon. I'm a bit wordy at times but that's exactly what I was trying to get across, not so much the empathy thing but the limited vocabulary. Not only does she not know the meanings of most words, she doesn't know most words in general. If we're being honest, she's got the vocabulary of a 2nd or maybe 3rd grader; so roughly a child of 7-9 years old. People say her development arrested at 14/15, but I think it's more like 8-10. Her desire to be "smol" even though she's a fat lump of shit, the playing with Disney and Barbie dolls, her taste in media, it is all on par with that of an elementary aged child. This includes her emotional development as well. Lillee is far too stupid and sheltered to be a true sociopath, despite people sometimes throwing that label on her. She's got low emotional intelligence just like she has a low IQ.
She's never had to grow as a person because she's never been in an uncomfortable situation that she had to deal with herself, her piece of shit mother always swooped in to save the day. Almost everyone was bullied growing up, it's a normal part of childhood and it aids in the development of young children as they learn what's acceptable and what isn't amongst peers and society. It helps model their behavior as well as figure out how to be social and solve problems with their peers. Lillee didn't have any of that because Laur was always one step behind, ready to jump in at any moment. Remember that incident where a kid said something to Lillee in school and the next day Laur was in this child's face screaming obscenities? That's how Laur's been with Lillee her whole life, only now she just does it online instead of leaving the Attic.
She tried to shield LJ from everything and it did Lillee no favors. It did much more harm than good. Lillee used to get sympathy from me but she doesn't anymore because she doesn't deserve it, she's a piece of trash just like her mother. Plenty of kids grow up with overbearing parents and still manage to become decent, valuable members of society. Lillee can't manage to make 1 real friend and yet she doesn't seem to realize she's the problem, it's always everyone else, because that's what Laur taught her.
No. 853921
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>>853838Better look if no one wants to actually go to the page and deal with an upclose shot of lilz.
No. 853923
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>>853918She's a solid 2, but what's more fucked is that it looks like she might have her top canines or first molars on top and maybe a lower central incisor. That' all fucked up for how teeth should come in. You should start looking like Raticate. Her mouth has been fucked her whole life and Laur waited until she was old enough the bill would come to Lillee instead of Laur when they stop making payments.
No. 853933
>>853929 My guess? It could be a few things - Laur lurks here and multiple people pointed out that she was threatening an actual minor, as in an underage child and not just a mentally stunted hog like her adult child. We've seen Laur do shit like this in the past, she'll occasionally hide when multiple people point out how wrong she is. Not surprising, she's as big a coward as she is fat.
It could also be that she saw multiple telling the callout accounts to post her eviction and tax lein papers and she doesn't want them "@-ing" her account. Gotta keep up the illusion of wealth! Even though nobody believes they're wealthy, not even them.
Or lastly, it could've been that Someone reported her and her account was restricted or she decided to lock it down after getting a post removed. Laur isn't exactly smart, she's actually the complete opposite and continues to repeat the same cycle every Freakout.
No. 853938
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Oh lord, she's back to screeching at absolutely nobody over on IMDB. She really has some weird problem where she hyperfixates on something she needs to repeat it twenty five fucking times as if everyone is as illiterate as her/Lillee.
Apparently, this is all Diane's fault… or is it the stalkers? The people from the black website? Who knows, but she's throwing it all out there to see what sticks.
Screenshots incoming.
No. 853939
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Second screenshot.
I'm guessing Laur didn't like the reviews left by people in regards to Lillee's trash interview series. She's only going to bring attention to the fact that she left multiple reviews trying to boost the rating. She must have a great lawyer though, not only is he totally going to force IMDB to put Laurs fake credentials back, but he's going to go after people for not praising her kids mediocre YT videos! /s
No. 853941
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Third screenshot. Laur really knows how to shoot herself in the foot.
>>853940 lmao, fuck off retard. Go white knight elsewhere.
No. 853943
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Still going. Act 1 just showed up to tell Laur that the threads about to be nuked from orbit and to give it a rest. She's considered him an "ally" during this whole thing, I wonder how long it will take for Laur to accuse him of working with Diane,
No. 853944
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Some girl named Hannah shows up to tell Laur off and brings up the Met Gala photo. Warns IMDB that Laur is known to photoshop things in order to make her & Lillee look legit.
No. 853945
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Laur replies to Hannah and another user that asked if that poorly shooped Met Gala photo was really done by Laur. She must not be familiar with The Truemans particular brand of crazy.
No. 853946
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Laur must've not liked all the criticism because now she's threatening to delete the whole thread and start a new one for the IMDB staff member Michelle. Poor Michelle, I hope her job pays her well. They've been ignoring Laur now for a solid month, so I'm not sure what she thinks will happen. Starting a new thread is pointless when this will just continue to happen. She really is a fucking retard.
No. 853947
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All the reviews are gone
No. 853948
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Lurk moar, Laur. Atleast you're learning new words.
No. 853949
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>>853947 She was reeeeing about how she wanted all the negative reviews deleted, now she's got her wish; only the good reviews went with it. She's the most incompetent "manager" I've ever seen. Every time she tries to fix something she makes it ten times worse.
She is still complaining on IMDB that she can't archive one of the pages using the wayback machine. Tell me you're a boomer without telling me you're a boomer, Laur. It's pretty straight forward if you're not illiterate.
No. 853953
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>>853951Laur's main is gone too. Holy fucking shit lmao.
No. 853955
>>853951 All Laur's activity is gone on IMDB, she could've privated it
(I think that's an option?) but all her comments, replies and threads seem to be gone too. The only thing that remains is her badges and her likes.
Rough day for the Truemans, eh? First that weird shit with Lillee's IG, then Lillee's guest leaves the interview 30 minutes early, then Laur starts shit on IMDB and all the reviews for Lillee's series get deleted as well as anything Laur every wrote on IMDB. It doesn't even say the thread is closed, it's just nothing but 404's if you use the direct link. Two minutes before that happened Laur was having someone walk her through the process of trying to archive the pages and she wasn't understanding so it looks like it was IMDB staff that stepped in. I could be wrong, but I've never seen all a user's threads get deleted in one shot along with all their other activity.
And to top it all off, Laur gets yet another sock account suspended
and she loses her main account too! What a great manager! Maybe Diane secretly works at IG, Twitter, and IMDB? Top kek. I can hear the Trueman's
reeeeeing from here.
No. 853957
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I double checked her IMDB and while a staff member deleted the thread from earlier, Laur went and wiped all her activity from her account. There's still one thread that isn't visible but the direct link will actually bring up the thread instead of a just getting a 404 like the others. Instead of just giving up, she is now following around that Act_1 person and reviving dead threads from 2 years ago to try and get a hold of him. Apparently she tried to DM him but she says it won't let her. Wonder if he blocked her? (Picrel)
She really needs to lay off the Franzia tonight.
>>853956 Lot of good that did them, lol. Laur's main Twitter and her most recent sock account were just suspended off Twitter. About fucking time.
No. 853958
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>>853953We still have this one to look forward to.maybe she'll unlock tonight.
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🎶curb your enthusiasm theme 🎶
No. 853962
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>>853961She's been on the account today. Hopefully more screenshots leak out, this came from twitter
No. 853973
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I went to Laur's IMDB LJBInc, the one she's been crying to mods on and it's a 404. Laur's other accounts that left 10/10 reviews on LJ's shit show (oscarmpir, crowsoul-21698, and diannefreedmann to name a few) still exist. I'm going to guess Laur just deleted the account herself for whatever reason. After all that bullshit…
Pic not related to above but is Lillee Jean Talks LIVEs user ratings. 104 fucking 10 star ratings? Come on Laur, at least make it look believable.
No. 853984
>>853902>At first it was just parental supportLaur doesn't care about being a good supportive parent. She just wants to be the next Kris Jenner.
When people callout on Lillee's behavior, Laur gets mad because it equally ruins her chance to be the famous mother.
No. 853985
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Anon who was following the IMDb thread here. There were 90 notifications from whatever was going on in her thread last night. Looks like she deleted it after people started calling her out for being poor and not having a lawyer.
No. 853988
>>853985 Yep. I was the anon who was taking the Screenshots and posting here as it was only a matter of time before Laur did a dirty delete. The activity you're seeing was wiped out IMDB, but if you start at
>>853938 and work your way down, that's what was deleted.
No. 853992
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Tinfoil: they didn’t take the cats to their new place because they haven’t been seen since early September
No. 853993
>>853973 Last night all the ratings for
"Lillee Jean Talks LIVE" were wiped clean after Laur got her IMDB sperg out deleted. If you look at
>>853947 that's what it looked like last night. As of right now, the reviews have yet to be restored
(I don't think it will happen) giving her show a rating of 0.0, kek.
Tinfoil but I think either Laur deleted her IMDB account (LJBInc) after her mouth wrote checks her lard-ass couldn't cash (read:"muh lawyer")
or IMDB nuked the account after Laur continued to make legal threats and said her lawyer was already in contact with IMDBs legal department.
Anyone who is familiar with Laur knows that her lawyer is about as real as LJ's High School diploma, but IMDB doesn't know that and doesn't care to. Most large companies will freeze your account and refer all further correspondence with the client to their legal department after someone uses the "I'm calling my lawyer" line. I worked for a fortune 500 co. years ago that did just that; the minute you threatened to sue or contact your lawyer, reps could no longer deal with you and your account was sent to our in house legal dept. It's a way of mitigating damage, protecting the company & getting rid of problem clients. 95% of the time they were empty threats, but they'd rather not take the chance. I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happened here after the freak out she had on IMDB last night. Between LJs disastrous IG Live, the IMDB thing, and the Twitter ban hammer taking two of Laur's accounts, yesterday was not a good day for the Goblin's. Legend has it you can still hear Laur's screaming echoing throughout Bayside.
No. 853996
Disregard the part of
>>853993 where I said that her rating is at 0.0 still. It was like that up until late last night, but it seems to have been restored. As of now, it's back to 149 (fake) reviews. That's… suspicious, but what isn't with these 2.
No. 853997
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>>853992Laur tweeted out they were moved in to the new place on 8/19/21. Those pictures on LJ’s twitter look like recycled photos of the cats we’ve seen before. I can’t find any new photos or videos of the cats in their new place. They either gave the cats away or left them in the old apartment.
No. 854000
>>853997 what kind of disgusting pieces of shit leave their animals behind? There's tons of pet friendly apartments in that area as long as you pay the pet deposit. I can't stand how lazy and selfish these two fat slobs are. They're really the lowest form of human on planet and the fact that they've somehow deluded themselves into thinking Lillee has a shot in hell at being famous makes me think they're more divorced from reality than we thought.
People who hoard animals, don't take proper care of them, constantly rehome them, don't have the resources but adopt anyway, etc are the worst of the worst. Do the Trueman's have any redeeming qualities? I can't think of one positive thing about them, it's all negative.
No. 854005
>>854003I think the first time they moved, Laur's mom may have helped them out financially. With her mom being older, I really doubt she jumped online to see that Laur's "MY DAUGHTER IS BEING BULLIED" story was closer to "I don't like being called out for being a scammer". Even if her mom thinks Laur is a complete failure, pretty much any parent/grandparent will try to help as much as they can if they think the offspring is in physical danger-Which Laur has insisted on vehemently since day one. Lillee is just as dramatic, and the two of them constantly rehashing and exaggerating every detail of a story means by the time Laur realized the gig was up at the attic, people were beating down their doors and painting swastikas on them.
I think we are on living space 3. The attic, the staircase, and now this place. Whatever this place is, its much smaller than the previous places.
tinfoil-Belinda Medina was the Jane/John Doe that was the subrenter, and they just made up a name because it was a revolving door of people tired of their BS.
No. 854006
>>854005I looked at their white page profiles something like 1y and half ago. Both Laur and Earl had tenth of adresses! Earl had lived in many places in FL too.
Laur removed all old adresses now and I regret not screenshot it all bc it was really weird how they literally spent their life moving so much!
LJ is uploading far less video than before when she did it daily. The only moments when she uploaded less was during all the movings. Could they be in some shelter for poor people? - I don't know the term.
No. 854008
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Laur is taking a page from Elaine now, squealing to Josh about her thread on the other farms.
No. 854010
>>854006 - The term would be homeless shelter but I don't think they're there quite yet and gets why: They're both adults,as in they're over the age of 18 and with the pandemic, shelters are maxed out. Most NYC shelters are a bunch of cots in a big space and virtually no privacy. There are a few for "women and children" where they get a small room to themselves and that's it (think a small hospital room) but I don't see that being the case here unless they put all their shit into storage. You're not exactly going to have a computer setup in one of these, even if you do own one. They wouldn't be able to get into one of those though since Lillee doesn't count as a child and those types of shelters are exceedingly rare.
They could also to be on some type of HUD/Section 8 program or subsidy. For people who are unaware, HUD stands for "housing and urban development" and its a federal program that pays all of your rent or most of it if you're poor with kids, elderly, or disabled. Section 8 is also federal and very similar but it uses a sliding scale for rent and family size; most people on it pay very very little or nothing for rent. The qualifications are strict and the you're on the wait list for years, however once you're on it it's very hard to get kicked off. An eviction will get you removed from the program but they wouldn't be the first pieces of garbage to find out a way around it. Landlords, both private or otherwise, hate those programs and it makes it hard to find a place that will rent to Section 8, usually the rentals are in very rough areas/neighborhoods. I don't think they're on this type of subsidy yet due to how lazy they are and their constant inability to plan ahead.
The pandemic hit landlords hard, especially private landlords. I think what we're seeing here is a private landlord of a shithole that just recently evicted tenants for non payment (since the moratorium is up) and in the landlord's desperation they didn't vet the Truemans properly. Previous tenants trashed the place before being kicked out and that's why you see the "construction" going on inside the apartment. Laur probably worked something out where they pay first/last/sec in installments every month and because of the shitty state of the apartment, the landlord begrudgingly agreed. Many landlords aren't wealthy and any cash flow is better than none, only this one is about to find out how unlucky they are.
Cats aside, where the hell is Earl? They used to mention him or he'd been seen in the background once in a while, and that hasn't happened in quite a while. I wonder if he left them? It's probably more likely he's in a freezer though, kek.
No. 854026
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Potential new Laur sock. Note that it's posted from the web app, Laur did your phone get device banned?
No. 854031
>>854030Tbt when Laur's "private investigator" had uncovered that Null was behind everything: the reddit posts, the threads here and on KF, all the twitter callouts…
I guess Diane was Joshua CONNOR Moon the whole time.
No. 854042
File: 1632338743155.jpg (230.17 KB, 1080x1794, Screenshot_20210922-151113_Chr…)
Screenshot from IMDB's community forums, under the question
"Why have all the reviews for Lillee Jean Talks LIVE been removed?" "They were all valid and didn't break ToS. What gives?"Usually I wouldn't (poorly) edit out the usernames, but considering Laur's main IMDB account is gone, she's going to struggle finding out who posted these since she's a fucking idiot. I'm not trying to make it any easier by giving her their usernames, she'll have to figure that out on her own. Maybe get lee7 h4xx0r friend Elaine can help her? Kek.
>>854033 Lol, and somehow, they still look better than Laur.
No. 854048
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>>854042Laur made a new account to comment. She totally doesn't use multiple accounts though.
No. 854056
>>854043 lmao thanks. I swear one of the reasons Laur lurks here is so that she can spy on people who say things about her "child". Even though her child is an entitled, obese retard with an undeserved superiority complex and a face that's only suitable on October 31st.
Regarding Earl and the cats, I hate to say it, but the "freezer in the sky"
kek is still probably better than living with two filthy fat midget fucks who treat them as props and not as living things. I pray that Lillee is infertile, not that anyone would ever fuck her anyway. The last thing we need is to continue that white trash blood line. I know Lillee is a retard, but at 20 she's never had a real friend or a boyfriend, she doesn't think that's odd? I'm of the mindset that she thinks those things are for "adults" and she still views herself as a child even though she hasn't been for almost 3 years.
How long until they get kicked out of this new place? We should start a pool.
No. 854057
>>854056Honestly would kinda be funny to see lillee in a mom era. I'd pity the poor child but the milky things that would come from her getting knocked up would be A grade.
Putting her looks aside, i just cannot picture her even getting that far with a guy even though shes constantly horny on main. And again, it really has nothing to do with her looks because guys will bang anything. Its because shes very child like, she cant even say the naughty no-no s*x word when talking about better than sex mascara
No. 854063
>>854060Interesting, i just always thought it was cause shes a child mentally. Honestly it might be both.
Its funny how shes always doing things to appeal to her indian/middle eastern "audience" even though she has no reason to other than bots. Its not like she lives there or has heritage that might make her an icon in those countries. Shes some random white girl from new york
No. 854069
>>854064>>854063>>854057Lillee wants it both ways. She wants to be coquettish and appear innocent and yet be sexually desirable to men. And she actually thinks she is seducing them by being innocently provocative when she's "exercising" on her lives or videos or whatever. Hence he stretched out neck line. She knows exactly what she's doing. Oh, you saw my boob? Whoopsie, didn't mean to flash you! Giggle giggle. Now let me do my leg stretches while I innocently point my butt at the camera.
Many of these men who show her any attention are looking for stupid American women to marry so they can get a green card or whatever. I saw this happen to a woman at a workplace. She was very sweet and cheerful, but god, was she stupid. A dim bulb. not the sharpest tool in the shed. you get the idea. she went on a cruise and came back married to an Indian man, had an Indian ceremony and everything. she actually met him on the cruise. Everyone knew it would end in tears but what could we do? She was married now and I don't think any of us were her close friends.
The problem is that if Pheepy is her ideal man, she's not going to find him on these lives where she thinks she's being sexy and enjoying these men pay any attention to her. That's not where you find a Pheepy. It's highly likely she will compromise, get duped by one of these men, and have a series of unhealthy and unsatisfying relationships with men who are not interested in building a life with her. Or if they are, she will reject because he's not a Pheepy.
No. 854075
>>854071Hell, even being ugly and stupid wouldn't necessarily mean she could never have a decently attractive and gainfully employed partner. I've seen such unlikely couples IRL. Of course, in couples like that, the less intelligent/physically attractive partner was extremely kind and humble, or was eager to learn new things, or had an outgoing and charismatic personality; some sort of
something that drew people to them.
Unfortunately for Lillee, she's not only ugly and stupid, but also arrogant, petty, bitter, vindictive, rude, incurious, mendacious, whiny, lazy, and smelly. There might still be some handsome wealthy man out there who would take her, but it would likely be to keep her in his soundproofed murder basement.
No. 854076
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No. 854080
>>854077 Exactly. Yeah, some guys don't care, there's always going to be "a hole is a hole" type of loser that will fuck anything, and that's the best she could hope for. She ridicules everyone and attacks men for their penis size, yet she's 4ft8in, 155lbs with the face of a disfigured hobbit and the body of a midget linebacker. She's filthy and doesn't shower or practice routine hygiene, she's covered in enough grease that she could supply McDonald's for a year, she's dumber than a doorknob, can't hold a conversation, has no life experience and is mean, vindictive, and conceded on top of it. Oh, and she's poor. In the past, her only hope of getting married would be arranged marriage where the man gets a dowry, but nobody is going to take a frozen cat, a newspaper clipping about Brenda, & a tattered one-eyed barbie in exchange for taking lillee as a wife. Most people wouldn't marry her even if they walked away with a million dollars, especially considering that within a month her unemployed, unwashed idiot mother would be trying to setup shop in whatever hovel they call a home. She brings nothing but problems wherever she goes, and frankly, I'm kind of sick of people saying they feel bad for lillee because she was fucked from the get-go. She's had many chances for redemption and instead she's doubled down on her idiocracy, going after people who haven't done anything to her just because she is a NEET that can't understand the only language she knows, so she misinterpretats what people say.
Some people are beyond redemption, and the Truemans are just that. LJ really views herself as a celebrity and thinks everyone's below her, yet if she spent 10 minutes outside with the general public, she'd probably run home in tears. That's why she was taken out of public school, neither her nor Laur could face the truth so she pulled her little retard out and "home schooled" her. Instead of putting in effort she hides in her fantasy world with her trashy mother and I don't have pity for subhuman garbage like that.
No. 854083
File: 1632362148259.jpeg (299.29 KB, 828x899, 8585D0EF-A86B-4C08-8B81-9B1599…)
From her new interview
No. 854084
>>854083 lmao, I love how she acts like she's grown so much since then. If she was being honest, she would've written something like this:
"I make mistakes everyday of my life, and taking direction from my HS dropout mother is one I continue to make. When I was first starting out, I went on racist rants and called people "trash", meanwhile we could barely afford the shithole attic we were living in. After we got evicted for non payment of rent and illegally subletting, we moved in the middle of the night so the sheriff wouldn't drag us out by our armpit hair in the morning. To this day we still blame all our problems on Asians, but really it's our lack of work education & work ethic that got us here. It's not a flattering look, but were too stupid to have gainful employment, so we play-pretend instead. I'm hoping to find a foreigner that's desperate enough to fuck me for a green card so that I can become the next Kim K, but so far the only thing I've accomplished is making men impotent. My life is a sad and lonely void but I'm too stupid and proud to admit it."I wonder how long it will take them to get evicted from this shit hole. I'm still baffled as to how they're managing to rent with no current employment or work history, barely any income, no money, no references, and atleast one eviction on their record. Just one of those will get you denied from most places. Before I bought my condo, I rented and just about every place I applied to required me to show that I was bringing in a net income of 3x the monthly rent. Luckily I make good money and it wasn't a problem, but their last place was 3500$ USD a month; there's no way they were pulling in 3x that a month. I'm guessing they shooped a bunch of proof, but who knows.
No. 854115
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IMDb users complaining about getting tagged non-stop by Laur
No. 854123
>>854117 Fuck a hazard sign, the minute she registers with her real name or email the system needs to be programmed to kick back the account and ban her IP address.
"Sorry! Our system has detected that you may be an obese jew with a victim complex and an IQ lower than your weight. If you think you've reached this message in error, please contact the admins!" Her and LJ have a habit of bringing unnecessary drama to every website they go on, nobody will miss them.
No. 854126
>>854076Top Keks.
What happened to the bunch of nobodies, did she scared them all already?
Does she realize how bad this looks?
No. 854127
File: 1632402260638.gif (3.75 MB, 498x258, lillee-jean-lj-talks-live.gif)
She posted this gif on her twitter.
There are of course more from the live on her tenor page.
My brain can't decide between laugh and be horrified.
No. 854128
File: 1632402579538.gif (3.63 MB, 640x332, ian-g-kay-cool.gif)
>>854127Sorry. I had to post this one too.
No. 854130
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>>854128God she’s so fucking ugly and awkward
No. 854131
File: 1632404943045.jpeg (Spoiler Image,88.25 KB, 386x885, 98AA5FAE-1058-4D66-A800-74E79B…)
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 854140
File: 1632408084621.png (44.84 KB, 1097x661, Screenshot_29.png)
Laur sent a complaint to encyclopedia dramatica too. She's probably talking about a nude edit someone made of her. I suspect we will see
>>854131 get a complaint too. Make of that what you will…
No. 854146
>>854130 I actually thought this was Laur not Lillee for a second.
>>854131 just pathetic.
No. 854151
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Lillee claims Primink's video is copyright infringement and defamation, and her "team" (Laur and maybe Elaine) have been working on it.
>>854147It probably is them or Elaine. An anon posted a pic earlier in the thread of 14yo LJ and said something about her tits, Lillee then claimed it and said it was sexually exploiting her.
>>853543 Very on brand for Elaine to do, only unexplainable part to me is it's a random blurry brown dude's dick.
No. 854152
>>854151"Lied about me" Girl. If you were so fucking fussed about this you would have spoken to someone already trying to diffuse these so called "lies"
There's so much evidence against you including screen-caps and video and even recordings from your podcast. Don't call us liars when you told people to "fuck off and get Covid" or for black people to get over it.
No. 854157
>>854131You should have just drawn a penis instead, anon. Assuming this was just a shitty joke and not el*ine on her lolcow crusade. Now laur is gonna sperg the fuck out once she sees this and ask to speak to the manager of the fbi, cia and the department of homeland security about this. Once lillee gets wind of it, its gonna be her new
victim point and we'll hear about it to every poor innocent
victim she lures in to sponsor on her lives. Just draw a poorly drawn penis next time, tard
No. 854169
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Everything about this picture just screams "Frank and Beannnsss". You could caption this "We take the tard's out for a field trip every Thursday" and nobody would question it.
She's got zero self awareness.
No. 854173
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Laur's idiot butt-buddy & white knight shows up to tell IMDB users that Michelle, an IMDB staff member, said that "sabotage was detected during routine checks of Lillee Jean Talks LIVE" and that's why the reviews were deleted. Isn't it funny that people leaving honest reviews on Lillee's trash videos is "sabotage", but her mom leaving 3 reviews under her main account, all in one day, is apparently just fine. Oh, and she also had her engagement pod friends leave good reviews, but not before she made a few sock accounts to boost Lillee's ratings. Why is it that people constantly cave to these two idiots? They don't have two nickels to rub together, there's no lawyer, but apparently if they cry hard enough and use SJW buzz words, people just give in to her ludicrous demands. I've never seen anything like it.
I put a read streak through the username of the person who started the thread on Lillee seeing as Laur will probably harass them because she's a no-life NEET.
No. 854191
>>854022Still no proof of life re: cats
I’m going to give the Truemans the benefit of the doubt and say that
maybe their new landlord has a very strict no pet policy and knows that Lillee is on Instagram so they’re trying to keep their cats a secret
No. 854211
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There are more photos on her blog, believe it or not. I guess this was the last photoshoot for a while because they live in a heated garage now
No. 854213
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No. 854217
>>854216No, because most of her pictures are taken with a timer, so she is constantly holding a pose. You can see the timer app in the photo where her phone is on the railing or by the fact her phone is always in her hand. She's constantly trying to look "surprised" by the shot, but she's waiting on it and looks stiff. She's better at taking just face shots (i dunno what is up with her loving showing us the inside of her nose), but she has so little natural body awareness or rhythm that her body is always very awkward.
Super cringe on posting "outtakes" of her ass when she was doing a photoshoot by herself.
No. 854221
File: 1632455440586.jpeg (684.03 KB, 640x1056, 177E0B43-8F3F-432A-9456-7D8948…)
Kek this looks like an ad for life alert. the way she’s built you would think low center of gravity would take effect, but she always look so clumsy and unbalanced.
No. 854228
>>854211I don't really mind the headband, shirt, heck, the jeans are even okay. She put a little effort in the hair and I don't hate the makeup. I'd just expect to see them on a 30 something mom of 2. Everything else is terrible. This is another one of her late night photoshoots were she waited till the neighbors were asleep, so the lighting is super janky, she always poses almost the exact opposite to how she should. She puts the knee closest to the camera up instead of the further away one, breaking lines and cutting her off. The shoes and bag don't go, and with the tapered gray wash, the shoes are such a stark contrast they cut her off. Lillee desperately needs a stylist or some real friends in real life that are fashionable. She lives in one of the fashion capitals of the world and she dresses like a middle aged woman in Iowa.
I can never get over that they live in NYC, and how Lillee takes 0 advantage of it outside of going to free beauty events. Acting classes, dance classes, beautiful photo shoot areas, volunteer work, participating in things related to Pride, going to an outdoor yoga class, she could do practically anything. And what? She volunteered at a Proactive event a few years ago and they treated it like a PR event with her mom trying to interview her at it and have milked it to hell and back. They donated some of their cat hair covered blankets and clothes into a drive up drop off and did a photo shoot. Posted about it multiple times. She has so much around her that would do so much more for her image and making her seem like a more legitimate "driven" person and she'd rather sit at home and use the most minor things to constitute a level of success and authenticity that most people spend years of work, training, and passion to achieve. It's so insulting to people who live in other areas without the opportunities that are available to her, but actually have achieved things by hard work and trying, to claim herself equal or better than them.
No. 854234
>>854228Agreed I don't think that this outfit is that bad. Not everyone wants to dress like a tik tok thot. I would say her style influences seem to be people who are older and not the same age. Sometimes I feel that people take ripping her to far. Oh to be a supermodel stunning as these people and it must be great to never have fashion fails.
She does need to explore more and find what really suits her but that's hard when people bullshit and tell you it looks great when it doesn't and you don't want to hear it looks bad.
No. 854235
>>854191If she kept the cats it should be really easy to find out as her clothes always are covered in cat's hair.
I can't see none in this pic
>>854169>>854211 Looks like she had a stroke and fell on the stairs.
No. 854241
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You can see the photos in camera roll where she’s taking the pictures herself using a timer and her “behind the scenes” pictures are her walking to get ready and the timer going off too early.
No. 854242
>>853527,
>>853546,
>>853592,
>>853641It's friday. Unsurprisingly none of the twitter callouts accounts has been taken down.
Besides laur's of course
>>853642Top keks and well done gEnIuS-h4cK3rS.
No. 854244
File: 1632483997751.jpeg (1.44 MB, 1170x1566, B422CC25-5455-454E-9ADD-CD6B5B…)
She looks momokun levels of huge here because her lights are too bright and there’s a shadow behind her blending into her shirt. She’s trying to hide her gunt with a tiny purse, she’s obviously embarrassed by her weight. But she’s so lazy she can’t even light or pose properly to make herself look better. There’s a bunch of Instagram models who create elaborate professional looking selfie photo shoots. Lillee’s just look like creepy sex trafficking ads.
No. 854257
>>854234Agree that the style influence might be someone older in this particular set of photos, but not in general. Here, she seems to be going for the "sophisticated" look, but as you said, the bag and shoes don't go with the top and jeans. In general though, she tends to go younger, like with the rompers. And rompers on young women can be cute. Just not uh….
As for not taking advantage of living in NYC, there are plenty of people here who don't explore outside of their neighborhood or are curious to try new things. Not everyone lives in Manhattan and not everyone is a sex and the city cliche. Having said that though, for someone who wants to be an "influencer" you do have to be in different backgrounds, situations, places, etc. to be successful. The expectation of maximum payoff (views, engagement, followers, adoring fans) for minimal work (same uninteresting background, poor quality… well, just everything) is really unbelievable. Laur likes to say that Lillee works very hard, spending hours on her videos, so she is entitled to praise, fame, and money. I actually don't doubt that she works hard - hard for her, that is. I'm sure she spends some of her unemployed 24 hours a day working on her videos. But you can exhaust yourself and work for how many hours you want. That doesn't guarantee quality.
Being a native NYer, and being much older than 20, I never tire of NY. If you have interests other than the greatness of yourself, there is so much to do. You can be poor but still do so much, as well as give back, as you said. This is why I armchair that she has social anxiety and cannot handle stepping out of her own head and interacting with people without the ulterior motive of making the interactions about her and how she can profit off of it.
No. 854259
>>854258I completely agree anon. Everything needs to be one size up. She brags about wearing skin tight jeans, but if they were a little bigger on her, she would look so much better. She does herself zero favors.
I really think she needs to go for any jeans but skinny jeans. Skinny jeans bring direct attention to her problem area, her cankles.
I think having style is about dressing for your body type and what you feel confident in. Not necessarily just following trends. She doesn’t understand how to dress for her body type because she refuses to ever live in reality.
No. 854260
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>>854259You’re right about the jeans. Her outfit would be way more flattering if she had slightly flared jeans on. They would even out her linebacker shoulders and hide her cankles.
(Picrel of an outfit that would suit the goblin)
No. 854261
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No. 854279
>>854277No. It's reported that Lillee called a 37 year old a paedophile for apparently interacting with minors online which isn't true. Said 37 year old is asexual and is extremely sex repulsed so that makes no damn sense.
Lillee and Laur prolly just hate them because they also identify as non binary.
No. 854284
>>854270>>854279Where's the solidarity with her fellow queers? She ought to be extra supportive, given that some folks in the community refuse to include bisexuals,
pansexuals and people on the ace spectrum.
Lillee Jean is a bad gay. She better hope no one notifies The Agenda™.
No. 854285
>>854265 Yeah, anyone with any but of life experience that has had an intimate relationship before can see that Lillee is a virgin. She loves to tell everyone that she isn't and act accordingly because in her mind, she "oozes" sex appeal. Laur probably told her "sex sells" and all that bullshit because the only value Laur ever had was being a cheap easy lay. "Lillee doth' protest too much" when it comes to sex and considering she's got the intellect of a toddler and is constantly acting like one, seeing her act out is just unsettling.
As for going out and about in NY, she'll never do it. The other NY anon was correct, not everyone is the sex and the city cliche, some people don't leave their 'goods What I will say is that when I was 20 (grew up in Upper Brookville, 20 minutes outside NYC) I'd be driving or taking the train and meeting my friends for dinner, drinks, shows, etc… and many of my university friends did the same. I think it comes back to your upbringing, if you weren't raised with any culture and all you did was sit at home with your unemployed NEET mother, the apple probably won't fall from the tree.
Lillee has no desire to do anything like that, I don't think it's social anxiety as much as it's having no life experience, no friends, and if it doesn't further her agenda she isn't interested. Lillee is… strange. I don't think she has the ability or intelligence to be introspective, just like she can't see beyond her narrow world view. This is why I find Lillee and cows like her interesting even though their lives are bland as hell. Lillee's almost 21, doesn't leave the house
(stupid LARPing photoshoots don't count), and hasn't matured as a person since she was a kid. You'd think she would examine her life and wonder why people her age are in relationships, have friends, drive, have actual hobbies, etc.. She's got none of those things and doesn't seem to ever compare herself to other people her age. You'd think she would atleast get her license, but she has never showed a desire to be independent and probably never will.
No. 854287
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What in the ever loving fuck about this says "Princess", the dollar store tiara? The puckered abused lips? Kek. Everything about this screams "lazy", especially the crooked wig and her left eyebrow that was abused by the blur tool.
You could tell me this was a dwarf man in a wig and I wouldn't question it.
No. 854324
File: 1632534943803.png (3.87 MB, 1144x7656, lj.png)
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/lillee-jean-5-things-we-must-do-to-inspire-the-next-generation-about-sustainability-and-the-7a65986d68a4Lillee put out another shitty article. They really chose a pic of her wearing a cheap fast fashion romper for an article on saving the environment. The only sustainable thing about Lillee is that she doesn't shower or use cars.
No. 854326
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Lille updated her youtube wiki page to include the usual bullshit
https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Lillee_JeanHer use of citations is awful, you really need to look for yourself. Her citation for "LJ is known for her love of cosplay" is a link to cosplay.com
>>854325She's being petty. IMDB didn't even care to fix their pages and reviews until Laur pestered them for days.
No. 854328
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>>854326This is insanity.
No. 854329
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She asks youtube wiki staff to disable or remove comments on her page. I also found Lillee's listed on a "Controversial Youtubers" page on the wiki kek.
No. 854330
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>>854328>>854326She links to the CDC guidelines to source the existence of covid-19 as keeping her from planning any "future events."
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>>854326"In 2018, Lillee Jean responded to a tweet from Mattel, Inc.[140] on their Barbie twitter[141] account, for #siblingsday, tweeting the real name of Barbie, as many were confused as to why Mattel had tweeted "…from the Roberts sisters".[142] As a result, the tweet went viral and garnered support from a number of outlets, including CBS News, PopBuzz,[143] The Indian Express,[144] among other media outlets."
Viral.
No. 854332
>>854324 lmao, look at that article, who let this shit get published? There's so many blatant grammatical errors, whoever edited this should be fired. "All the trials I have
thru." It's all word salad and run-on sentences and I don't think our
little hobbit linebacker wrote this, it looks like Laur either typed this up or edited it. Not unless she broke out the dictionary and thesaurus, that is. It's clear she has no clue what an "aha moment" is and I've read better essays by fifth graders.
"Using sustainable items, such as cloth bags, instead of plastic, to hold things, using glass instead of plastic when possible." What the fuck kind of sentence is that? Also, top kek. Lillee buys tons of cheap Chinese fast fashion and other bullshit that comes in tons of plastic and cardboard packaging. She eats a metric fuck ton of cheap take-out food that comes in plastic bags, Styrofoam containers, and one time use plastic ware. Most of her makeup contains shitty cheap glitter, but I doubt she even knows that's a problem because she's just been regurgitating this rhetoric for years now.
"I am attriting everything I do to complete sustainable, and cruelty-free products." Yep, thesaurus confirmed, and that's not even the correct word. You are eroding/wearing-down everything you do to be sustainable? What the fuck does that even mean? Oh, right. It's just gibberish.
This is just embarrassing, especially for a woman that's almost 21 years old. A real manager
(aka not her idiot mother) would've never let a junk article like this be published, even on a crap website. Real managers don't take IOUs and cat hair covered shekels as payment though.
In true retard fashion, she can't ever make it through one bullshit article without mentioning
cyber bullying. Lillee, you'll never be the "underdog that made it", so you should probably stop trying to push that narrative. As for the Nelson Mandela quote, it's one of the first things that pops up if you search "inspirational quotes" on Google. I don't she could even tell you who he was, just like she can't tell you when earth day is without Googling it. Much environmentalist, so brave. Now if she could just stop consuming cheap food, wearing fast fashion, using makeup & skincare that isn't cruelty free, getting PR from cosmetic companies, oh… and Laur should sell her piece of shit 2001 Jeep and get an electric car, that would be great.
While she's at it, maybe she and her scammer mom can register that "1Change4Change" joke of an organization as a 501(c)3. She's been saying for years that it's going to happen, I'd love to see her try.
No. 854368
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>>854324So, so many things kek-able about this and anons have already commented on parts of it. But I'll take on this little bit of gem right here.
>"person of great influence"Just who is this Penny person? How much was she paid to say that?
>"If you could inspire a movement…"Like all her answers, just empty platitudes. Greta Thunberg inspired a movement. This one only pays lipservice.
>"The earth has always changed, just review history and you will see that…"Wow. Just wow.
No. 854369
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>>854324>See that the piece have 51 likes>Wonder if it's real or if laur has broken out the bots>It is actually just Lillee and Laur who has liked the article 51 timeskek
No. 854374
She has a couple more articles she's recently put out on medium. All full of the usual bad writing. Every single one mentions that she's a
victim of cyberbullying.
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/lillee-jean-of-lillee-jean-talks-live-5-things-anyone-can-do-to-take-stunning-photos-3837b2582de7>I need to ensure that people don’t see me as fluff, but see me as a real person, who brings controversial issues to the forefront at all times.>At one time, I would ask God why this was happening to me. I remember my mom telling that me that God “never gives us more than we can bear.”https://medium.com/authority-magazine/beating-burnout-lillee-jean-on-the-5-things-you-should-do-if-you-are-experiencing-work-burnout-6fcb4969d080>To me, burnout is just breaking apart. Becoming catatonic to your surroundings because you are so weary from working, and surviving in the world, with all of its problems. (Lillee does a whole article on burnout, but doesn't know what it is)https://medium.com/authority-magazine/women-in-wellness-lillee-jean-on-the-five-lifestyle-tweaks-that-will-help-support-peoples-journey-141d659c6b2e>I wish I would have approached online bullying a little differently, that I have had to contend with. I should have ignored the behavior sooner, and moved quicker on having legal defense come in to stop the damage that was wrought for years. I think that in many ways we are meant to go through trials by God, and I have at times myself asked why this was happening to me, but now I realize it wasn’t just happening to me, it is happening to “a lot of me’s” in the world that is not with resources, nor protected.https://medium.com/authority-magazine/lillee-jean-how-to-successfully-ride-the-emotional-highs-lows-of-being-an-entrepreneur-b75aa2b35f6d> If you think about it, there is not much variety in stories nor art in the world, so it is to the person creating it to make the experience unique for their fans.That's because the only thing you watch is Disney movies Lillee.
No. 854376
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Are we also glossing over the fact she cannot answer the most basic question about how she grew up. We all know her and Laur would rather die than divulge the truth on that one, so why even have it as a question?
Her idea of getting to know her is to say she was born in NY and link all her bullshit social media. Not only does this how her lack of comprehension, but her downright shallow lack of presence and personality. So much influence and relatability.
No. 854380
>>854374
>How have you used your success to bring goodness to the world?I do try daily, to share only good positive messages, and to lead by example.
"Burn bitch!"
"Go get fucking Covid!"
On African Americans pointing out the racist history of slavery in the US: "If I'm not complaining, shut the fuck up."
- Lillee Jean Trueman
No. 854385
>>854376>>854374Were these were just cut and pasted from each other? Some of these questions are the same ones in other articles.
This one is the best for keks and outrage:
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/beating-burnout-lillee-jean-on-the-5-things-you-should-do-if-you-are-experiencing-work-burnout-6fcb4969d080No1curr but I actually did get burnout twice in my career and it wasn't made better by watching a funny movie or going to the bathroom and splashing water on my face. The effects last for years and personally, I am constantly wary of the work I take on and the people I work with to make sure I don't go down that road again. It can be a scary time. For someone who claims to advocate for mental health, best not to talk about a subject she knows nothing about. In fact, even the questions refer to the seriousness of burnout, giving her chances to respond thoughtfully, but of course, she gives her usual shallow answers.
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No. 854393
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>>854368>Just who is this Penny person?An environmental scientist and entrepreneur who does interviews with nobodies for an online magazine no one reads…
According to her Linkedin she has a master's degree in environmental sciences. Does that make her a scientist? She doesn't even seem to be a part of a research program.
I'm a eurofag and here, you have to have a PhD to be allowed to call yourself a scientist.
No. 854401
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>>854374Lillee is the only one liking these articles.
No. 854412
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Lillee's hair is so nasty in the Bratz video when she takes it down, it's defying gravity. Bonus: An anon complained about the inserts where Lillee names the product, then cuts back to the tutorial and repeats it. The very next beauty video she posts has a comment complimenting it. Lurk less, bathe more goblins!
No. 854418
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yikes
No. 854422
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Hard to believe that this woman is 20 years old
No. 854430
>>854374Nitpick maybe, but:
>I realize it wasn’t just happening to me, it is happening to “a lot of me’s” in the worldDoes she refer as herself in other people? Egocentrist much.
>>854419Her dentist has bad reviews and one was mentioning having TMJ caused by the dentist.
No. 854431
>>854418Is the comb for the hairpiece supposed to be showing like that?
>>854422It can be endearing if a young woman has sentimental fondness for her dolls. You don't have to throw out everything from childhood. But it is really, really unhealthy to play with them as an adult while completely disregarding adult responsibilities and pursing activities that help her grow as a person. This is not the same thing as people having hobbies like building miniature railroads and playing with train sets. She is not a "doll collector" the way hobbyists are.
I actually looked into this because it's fascinating how much this person is stunted emotionally and cognitively. Here's an interesting read:
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0276236621989227The problem is that her playing with dolls isn't therapeutic. From the videos I've seen of her interact with her dolls, it doesn't appear that she is using them that way. She's literally playing with them like a child would. Like this is how I used to play with dolls when I was 8, and how my little niece and her friends would play with their American Girl dolls.
If there are any psychology anons out there would love to get your insight on this.
No. 854432
>>854430>Nitpick maybe, but:>I realize it wasn’t just happening to me, it is happening to “a lot of me’s” in the worldDoes she refer as herself in other people? Egocentrist much.
Thought the exact same thing. Never actually heard someone put it like that: "a lot of me's"
No. 854448
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No. 854451
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>>854448Immediately reminded of this.
No. 854453
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Her jaw area is so unsymmetrical. Holy shit.
No. 854457
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>>854453I was curious about what it looks like if I knocked the exposure down. Sorry for this
No. 854514
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>>854448There are so many really cool goth makeup looks to do IF she bothered to do a 5 sec google search.
We know she's a lazy fat goblin, with no skill, no creativity, no brain, no work ethic but holy fucks!
Picrel few examples of goth makeup on the first google results with orange, pink, blue, green/yellow, variations could be endless.
The only "goth" feature about lillee is her horrifying body.
No. 854515
>>854513She went on the influencer path because she thought it would be a super easy way to achieve fame and get tons of money while putting the minimum effort on it.
Lillee is the kind of cow who thinks becoming famous it's "her destiny" and she'll achieve her dream no matter what.
It's pretty obvious that at 16 she believed she'll be the most famous influencer of the world by the age of 18.
Now what? She looks 50 at best and I wonder when (if) she'll ever get a wakeup call.
No. 854525
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New Lillee Jean photoshoot just dropped.
No. 854526
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It’s brave of Lillee to pick a photo of Laur where she looks better and younger than herself
No. 854546
>>854539 Veneers won't do much or even last long if you don't practice basic hygiene. There's so much biofilm and calculus on those teeth it's ridiculous. Also what's with her gums? Normal gums don't look like that, they look like they've been partitioned off from one another and a few resemble pig udders. Why is everything about the Goblins so abnormal? Is it just bottom of the barrel genes naturally, or is it years of experimental inbreeding that brought them to this point? Are there more of them living underground in some triborough tunnel? Horrifying.
Veneers are a moot point anyway. They're way too expensive and unless there's some dude selling them on canal street somewhere, it'll never happen. Funny thing is, if Laur would've just taken lillee to a primary care physician and bothered to do the paperwork, she could've got LJ on Child Health Plus which covers necessary dental. I'm guessing they didn't do it because they didn't want to take her to a doctor and because the social worker comes to your house and helps you fill some forms out. Can't have outsiders coming into the attic after all. If Lillee's parents were gainfully employed, they'd actually be able to have her on their health insurance until she was 26, but pigs will sooner fly before they become contributing members of society.
Speaking of parents, has anyone any idea of what happened to Earl? Any update on the cats?
No. 854547
>>854457Did she edit a shadow on the top of her forehead where the wig meets her forehead? Even with the exposure up in the original
>>854453 it just doesnt look like a natural shadow
No. 854551
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>>854546>Speaking of parents, has anyone any idea of what happened to Earl?Radaris shows this.
He may use another ID (Beckles Madina) and live a double life, he's registered in MD.
Can't blame him for leaving the goblins.
By the way how can you check
if Laur has a
valid driving licence? I'm outside usa and the uber thing is bothering me. I suspect she may no have a
valid driving licence, maybe same for Earl.
No. 854553
>>854551 I looked her up on NYS Webcrims to see if she had any
pending such as aggravated unlicensed or other things that would cause her license to get pulled. Unfortunately, it doesn't show closed cases, just open ones, so if she had an incident like driving without insurance or on a suspended license, DWI, DUI etc… we wouldn't see it. I'm a native NYer and I'm not even sure how to check and see if your license is suspended short of going to the DMV website. For example, I can pull out my license and check on the website because I have the pertinent info
(name, DOB, NYS drivers license ID # and or last 4 of SSN). Short of that, I don't think there's a way but I may be wrong. I honestly wouldn't doubt it, it's not like Laur is known to keep up on bills she deems unnecessary
(ya know, like paying rent), and if she let her insurance lapse and got into an accident, that would be a big problem. I find it bizarre that Lillee has never expressed interest in getting a license as she lives in Queens; there's public transport sure, but most of the people I know that live there do own a vehicle and/or have a license. I wonder if she even has a
valid ID. I don't think Lillee has the necessary mental capacity or dexterity to pass the physical drivers test, so maybe she tried and failed
(after 5 times they make you retake and pay for the written test before you're allowed to take the physical test again) and gave up? I think that's wishful thinking on my part though, I very highly doubt she took the written part at 16 because when you fail (less than 80%, atleast when I took it years ago), there's $85 down the toilet and Laur can't bully them into caving.
Either way it's a blessing in disguise because nobody needs a borderline obese midget with an intellectual disability behind the wheel.
No. 854555
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No. 854556
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Looks like the cats are still alive and Lillee has her Keystone diploma strategically placed in the third image
No. 854559
>>854555>>854558Whenever Lillee comments on something that is happening in the world she always has to put it in perspective to her own life. It's the same when she live streams with those nobodies from her engagement pod. It always has to be about her.
She's an extreme narc who is unable to think about anything but herself.
No. 854598
>>854555 What the fuck is this word salad? You would think those two fat retarded trashbags would atleast pick up some sentence structure from lurking here, but I guess the adipose tissue is eating away at what is left of their brains. What the fuck does this even mean? Lillee needs to stick to her poorly done costumes
(I'm not calling that shit cosplay) and her bad makeup. When she tries to give "insightful" commentary on current events, it just shows how much of a sped she truly is. I can't wait for her to interview her useless mother so we can pick that apart. I wonder what new lies these two unwashed, obese shut-ins are going to make up. It's always funny watching them stick their cankles in their mouth. It's especially funny how Laur, who has never left the east coast, pretends to work on movie sets. Kek. She's delusional if she thinks anyone believes her double-wide ass.
If Lillee starts a patreon after this, we know why. Maybe she'll finally purchase a toothbrush with the $5 she receives from her totally real "1 million Jeaniez".
No. 854637
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Lillee's copyright complaints continue. Pirating and extorted? Kek this bitch.
No. 854656
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Looks like the goblins can’t get IMDB reviews taken down currently. No guesses as to who the two unhelpful ratings are from kek
No. 854661
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I just can't with how insanely tone deaf she is.
Also Crowsoul's profile shows Spain, why is she talking about NZ?
> I wish people would listen, by meThe audacity of that retarded attic goblin.
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGQF-GZ2oWfgb1NN3QtJJlA/community?lb=Ugyg-UScdKk3_jmE0h14AaABCQ No. 854668
>>854663>>854661The princess costume is what a 4yo would pick.
What's the point to dress at all? She'll just stay home with laur like any other night.
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If I could, I'd buy Shroomy a drink or two. This person is genuinely talented from a fine art perspective. All his/her work is quality. The cartoons echo the graphic novels of the 1990s. Even this one is reminiscent of the work of the Surrealists in the 1920s, in particular, Rene Magritte.
No. 854685
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No. 854690
Lillee continues to recieve PR from Too Faced, which is somehow about the most perfect partnership. Too Faced's reputation as a business is barely bcetter than Jafar Star's, and many in the beauty community have rejected them. The imma bad bitch, teehee marketing angle has gotten stale.
Which makes me wonder. If a company invited Lillee to a PR event, would she go? I know she cries COVID every two seconds, but I think that has more to do with making excuses why she's not been invited to anything in over a year. Small events are happening.
But, more than that, if a company invited her to LA for an event, what are they going to do? The company isn't going to pay for her mom to join her. She's an adult. They wouldn't be able to afford a plane ticket. Her dependence on her mother will crush any real opportunities she has. I can't think of a single event/company that has invited them back after seeing them together.
Oh, and on the Uber thing-Laur had a coupon for Uber (it's why she flipped out, they didn't use it correctly and got charged the full amount), and they most likely took an uber because they have 1 car and parking in NYC overnight would have been expensive. Not to mention it ruins the whole Princess arriving in a carriage to the ball fantasy Lillee lives in. I still can't believe, on an overnight trip to a hotel, Lillee brought her fucking dolls.
No. 854693
>>854690I'm not sure she's actually getting PR from Too Faced. The Lady Bold collection was released around a month ago, and PR is usually distributed to influencers long enough before the product is launched that there is time for them to film, edit, and post unboxing/swatch/first impressions content ahead of the release.
Of course, it could be that Lillee actually is on the Too Faced PR list, and she's just too lazy to get the content filmed and up on her channel when it's still relevant. Either way, no one is talking about this boring-ass lipstick launch, so Lillee is very on-brand for being chronically late and off trend.
No. 854696
>>854690She would definitely go. It would take her 45 seconds to backtrack on everything if it meant a crumb of legitimacy. She would go to a popup and frame it as a pr invite (again) tomorrow if she could get to one.
Laur would call it a business expense and put the ticket on yet another credit card that she'll default on. Lillee is going to ChrisChan her way into being a 40yo with a demented mother and dead dad who lives at home and keeps churning out content no one cares about.
Lillee messiah complex prison letter saga when kek
No. 854722
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She has a bunch of interviews on medium so I’m gonna post the funniest bits
No. 854723
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No. 854724
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No. 854725
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No. 854727
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No. 854732
>>854679The one on the right looks more egirl while the one on the left is more goth inspired. Dont know why some anons are sperging about it being called egirl.
>>854723>cautionary taleAhhh yes the cautionary tale of dont commit mass genocide
>>854727I do have to admit she does a decent job at surface level bullshitting. You would think shes some young beauty guru starting a makeup line or something but you take 1 minute to look at her channel or her media and the semi professional #girlboss image she portrays falls apart very quickly
No. 854756
>>854730>>854727>>854725can whoever speaks lj please translate?
>>854726And her takeaway was as it pertains to her "business"?
>>854727>people I deal with in my company>people that are part of my teamHer mom? Who else is on her "team"? Earl?
>>854728Cortez. It's Ocasio-Cortez.
>>854730Meaningless word salad. No clear expression of single idea. No logical thread.
Ironic how the word "education" is thrown around a lot. For someone who places so little value on it for herself not sure how she sees herself as a role model in this aspect. I can see her arguing though that watching "factual" programs and a few youtube videos is also education.
>>854732I don't know anon. Can't agree that she did a decent job. Shallow meaninglessness comes across pretty clearly to me.
No. 854762
>>854730>Alexandra Ocasio It’s
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
No. 854765
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Lilee's been mentioning God as much as she can now lately. I don't get why, but it's great to see the more insane side of Lillee come out.
>>854722>>854723>>8547309/11 was just a couple of dumb goons in planes who didn't think about what they're doing. Concentration camps too, just a silly mistake. And to end racism we just need to spread love. She sounds like she has a child's view of the world, and I honestly can't tell if this is actually how she thinks or if she is giving a bullshit, inoffensive (in her mind) response that brings up actual real world tragedies she can relate to the cyberbullying she's only been experiencing for a few years.
No. 854766
>>854722Of course she was in NYC when the attack happened. I'm surprised Laur didn't push further and say they were actually by the towers or something. Maybe they could have even been
in one of the towers. Laur heroically throwing her baby out a window to save her might have answered the question so many of us have:
"Was LJ dropped on her head as an infant?" No. 854768
>>854762Lillee's shortening of words is straight-up retarded sometimes.
She's been writing para relationships instead of para-social relationships a couple of times now and she doesn't seem to understand that her retarded way of writing makes absolutely no sense.
But it's not like she ever gets any genuine feedback on her writing, so she probably just doesn't know how bad her spelling and grammar is.
No. 854772
>854723We already knew they didn't read but wow.
She can't name a book she read by herself, it has to be something from the school. 10/10 she watched the movie instead of just reading the book.
Keks at the fact she went at a hotel for an events in nyc, how this makes sense?
And of course LJ met Cindy Crawford there with a ridiculous story noone would believe.
>>854726Funny at how she knows Cindy from the farm (from her Kate moss makeup video where she had no clue who Cindy Crawford was).
What about the makeup line she was about to launch (since 2019)??
It's hilarious she claims to be a CEO but sells absolutely nothing.
>854727> I am very proud of being 20How is that an achievement?
> and being my own bossOwn boss of what? Laur and her rely on scam and welfare money.
She never fails to embarass herself.
No. 854802
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No. 854807
>>854805Looks like scrambled eggs. They are so goddamn lazy having takeout for
every meal. Like it’s so hard to make pancakes and eggs
No. 854810
>>854805Scrambled eggs maybe? Looks like it's in a plastic takeout container. You can't put eggs in aluminum.
Maybe there are some more around but the few food pics I've seen never look pretty. You'd think a lifestyle guru with a million insta followers would post pretty photos of healthy meals. And even with Chinese takeout, she can put it in a pretty and colorful bowl and compose the picture nicely with chopsticks and use natural lighting.
No. 854815
>>854810or even if she just took a quick snap
before she started chowing down. she always takes disgusting pictures of her food mashed up and half eaten
No. 854854
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She puts her watermark on every shitty photo kek
No. 854860
>>854854 did you mean to post this anon? Next time put "sage"
(without the quotation marks) in the email box, unless you've got new milk
No. 854877
>>854802I'm truly horrified at the fact they never eat with real proper tableware.
How hard would it be to put the whatever she's eating in a nice plate? Do they own any?
Lillee uses mugs (instead of glasses) maybe because there easier to grab. And uses a regular fork with the cake (?) instead of a pastry fork or a dessert spoon.
When you order food, it usually arrives lukewarm and they probably either eat as it OR warm it with the plastic containers in the microwave - which cause BPA and phthalates in plastics to leach into their food.
#sohealthykeks
Is that a plastic straw in the pink mug at the very top right?
No. 854885
>>854877 Idk which is funnier, the fact that she thinks anyone believes that she actually diets and has discipline instead of eating like shit 24/7, or that she's so out of touch with reality that she isn't ashamed to show off her nasty food her pig mom just cut up for her. Does she think it's normal for grown ass adults to have their mommy cut up their food for them before they eat? I'm surprised she doesn't have a video of her in a bib, sitting at dinner while Laur spoon feeds her. The dynamic between these two obese-attic-dwellers is unlike anything I've ever seen before.
How lazy do you have to be to order pancakes and eggs as takeaway when those things take less than 10 minutes to cook from start to finish? I know Lillee has zero life skills and probably has no idea how to turn on a stove, but surely her gross mother can cook a few things? I know that if I owed almost 20k in back taxes and had to keep moving after getting evicted that I probably wouldn't be spending money on shit I didn't need.
No. 854889
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>>854886Lillee knows how to boil water okay
No. 854937
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Aside from the fact that she does not give any specific steps or suggest what the community can do,
>Look at the Covid Pandemic. Some refuse to get shots until it is too late, then the message they leave is please get vaccinated. Maybe that is a coded message from God, I don’t know
Ok, is anyone else reading this as it was God's will that these people died of Covid????
No. 854938
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>I am also impartial to her since her daughter Lilibet is sort of named like me.
She's "impartial" to her?
No. 854942
>>854938Did she change her answer from AOC?
>>854728 or is this just another interview with the same dumb-ass questions?
No. 854953
>>854938 Lillee is a retard of the highest order; she has no clue how to use most of the words in her limited vocabulary. She and her idiot mother lurk here and I'm positive that they've seen us call her stunted, illiterate, etc… In an effort to make herself sound intelligent and to show the "haydurs" that her vocabulary isn't that of a 5 year oldest, she has started to use words she's never used before. She probably pulled a Joey Tribbiani and busted out the thesaurus considering there's no way she would learn these words otherwise. In true Lillee fashion, she didn't spend more than 30 seconds looking up the actual meaning of the words she's substituting… and that's how she endes up with this senseless word salad. It's pretty funny that in an effort to sound smarter she somehow comes off dumber than ever. Laur is barely smarter than her sped cunt runt of a kid so her proof reading Lillee's drivel is pointless and the end result is always the same. Even if Laur tried to correct her, Lillee would pitch a fit since she thinks everything she does is amazing when it's actually the complete opposite.
I know parents love their kids but I don't think I've ever seen such an odd parent-child relationship before. I'm beginning to think it isn't an act and that Laur really is impressed with Lillee's mediocrity. I would love to see how these two idiots would react at a casting call full of talented and good looking people that are going for the same role as Lillee. Would they even notice that they're in over their head & have no chance, or would they be legitimately shocked when LJ is laughed out of the room?
No. 854964
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>>854773Perfect novel for our mouthbreathing goblin
No. 854976
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Laur confirmed on twitter they moved out of this place in early September. Is their new place so bad Lillee has to pretend 3 week old photoshoots are new? Or is she sneaking into the common area of their old duplex in the middle of the night to take pictures?
No. 854993
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>>854938God she's so uppity for a retard. She probably just googled "inspirational women". Didn't pay attention though because Meghan Markle is a Duchess, not a princess. Big kek at "someone that does not preach", she must've missed that Oprah special and literally every other speech her and that inbred ginger have made. The Lilibet thing is literally something a fucking 5 y/o would say, made me think of picrel.
No. 854999
>>854953>I would love to see how these two idiots would react at a casting call full of talented and good looking people that are going for the same role as Lillee. Anon, I would pay real good money to watch that.
Imagine Lillee and Laur going for a "pretty ballerina uwu princess" NYC casting.
Lillee would try so hard to atract attention to her by squerking/giggleling, do her "sexy" cringey poses in a stained pink romper 4 sizes too small and smelling atrocious.
She then would noisily complain to Laur that the other girls are "mean" to her. Translate no one is paying her the attention she thinks she deserves.
Laur would franzia freakout and yell at all the girls prettier than Lillee which would literally be 100% of the other candidates. Laur would threaten to doxx and sue EVERYBODY! The staff would tell her to stfu and leave but security would have such a hard time tossing the two smelly hysterical obese goblins outside, they probably end up calling the police or something.
They'll blame Diane-the-omnipresent-stalker for that again.
10/10 be awesome to watch.
No. 855000
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What a beautiful photo, the nostrils really compliment her butthole lips and misaligned jaw. The dusty floor and shirt callbacks to her usual chunks of dandruff. Really feels like I'm there watching a toddlers meltdown on the floor.
No. 855002
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No. 855004
>>854999They will never go to a casting. They will lie about being begged to read for a huge role that the director thought she would be perfect for, only for the project to be canceled.
The reason she will never go to a casting or for that matter, have her photos taken in public spaces, is that deep down they know they don't match up to other talented people. Imagine her in Central Park doing a "sexy" pose with her mother snapping away. There's always going to be a few rude people who might yell something mocking or some might gawk at the ridiculous sight before them. She wouldn't be able to deal with those people face to face. It's easy to act tough in a Youtube video where no one talks back or her own insta live where she has control over what is happening. But it's a completely different thing to have to deal with rudeness or meanness, or just people staring at you irl as it's happening in front of you. What is Laur going to do? Start screaming at everybody telling them they can't be in a public park? That will only attract more attention, people will start recording, she will end up on the news as another Karen. Also, speaking of recording, she won't be able to stop other people from taking pictures of her absolutely stunning daughter, despite her face being copyrighted, either.
Remember, she's no one sidekick. Going to castings is for non celebrities. Laur has had enough life experience to know that she can't control everything to go her way. She wants to do that so much for her daughter, not understanding that even if she could, it's not good for Lillee. What she can control, or thinks she can control, is her daughter's image and public persona. With so much time on her hands, she files countless false strikes, creates sock accounts, fights with Michelle on IMDB, etc. She knows she can't win every battle, but she thinks with enough successes, she can elevate her daughter to a status that she thinks she deserves, despite having done nothing to get it.
No. 855017
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LJ’s shadowbanned on twitter again.
No. 855035
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>>855019Why the fuck would you make a shirt naming a DMCA happy goblin if this online shop was a source of income? "Wahhh that could reference any Lillee Jean!!!" Don't get cute, you poked a hornets nest, what did you think would happen? After all the people Laur's doxxed and hounded online there's no reason not to practice anonymity when commencing the shit-flinging.
No. 855038
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Caught off guard with her hand posed in her hair. Must just be scratching some flakes free.
>>855027>>854888Kek thank you for the laughs anons. Dungeon Lillee is almost as good as attic Lillee.
No. 855059
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Absolutely insane looking broad
No. 855098
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What has she accomplished, Lillee? She’d have sent Laur to jail for your truancy
No. 855100
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Next one that is more milky. Lillee wants "Lille's law", totally to stop cyberbullying, not because she's a narcissist or anything.
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/social-media-stars-making-a-social-impact-why-how-lillee-jean-is-helping-to-change-our-world-5ef318e73a09
>People tend to judge each other, even with all these amazing “movements” that are out there."Movements", lol Lillee did the mask slip?
Authority Magazine's "interviews" are perfect for Lillee. The questions aren't too hard to answer, and she doesn't even need to answer them, she can say random bullshit and the interviewer will just move on. The interviewer(s?) copy and paste questions so she can just copy and paste answers.
No. 855123
>>855099>>855100>>855101holy shit how many of these pointless interviews were she basically answer the same question again and again did she do?
And why would she do this many?
No. 855127
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Around the 32 minute mark of the Raquel interview, Lillee says she has to help Laur with relationships because Laur is a “mush pot” who’s always trying to help people kek
Pure tinfoil but I’m wondering if Earl made Laur move out while he stayed in the duplex. It would explain why Lillee still has access to the common area staircase and why we haven’t seen Earl in awhile.
No. 855134
>>855123These are the only kind of interview Lillee can really do. She's not good at thinking on her feet, and any real interviewer would dig deeper on some of Lillee's claims. Instead, she gets these madlib Q&A's, fills in her daily drivel, and the person publishes it with barely a glance to make sure it's even readable. There is no back and forth converstation happening.
Lillee will never be able to have a real interview. Look at the travesty that was the Fashion Haunts interview. The lady got 1 question off and Lillee launched straight into her very rehearsed speech about herself, down to breaking to alligator tears at the right spot. Laur is in the background asking if Lillee wants to stop the interview because it was going poorly. They are always going to allow only "approved" topics and demand control of an interview, and Lillee playing at being a CEO or environmentalist isn't interesting. People want to know about the drama surrounding her and her mom, and they refuse to have an honest conversation about it.
IMHO, Lillee's gone about as far as she will go. Outside of Too Faced, she's only getting PR from random brands, and even then, it seems to be a one and done thing. Her talk show is awkward and immature. All of these titles she's given herself are hollow and it's obvious she has no practical experience… Her claim to fame has pretty much dissolved into just normal internet trolling that isn't interesting.
No. 855145
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>>855059>>855079Her cheeks are so weird. It looks botched botox imo.
No. 855147
>>855099Anyone knows how old is the raquel guest?
If I had no knowledge of the drama, I'd say LJ is 55 and the guest 35.
Keks at LJ's face being twice as wide and raquel.
>>855100>>855101>>855127>I need to embrace who lille jean isI am super disturbed at the fact that LJ talks about herself at the third person A LOT.
She really sounds schizo.
How are the "haters" supposed to take her
> (my) vision, career goals, sully my morals and principles?
Her bullied narrative doesn't even makes sense.
No. 855148
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The face she made when her guest was talking about losing his mom
No. 855175
>>855170Thing is: she has to be the person with the less of everything in the whole universe. No one could ever be jealous of her.
That's why she is constantly buying fake followers and fake engagement.
Oh the irony.
No. 855227
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No. 855249
>>855227 what the fuck is in this fat sped's hand, a chicken heart? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her? She looks like a Mac Truck with a grill cover in that cheap ass bikini, I guess Laur couldn't squeeze her into that purple one anymore, kek. She's about 4-5 years late on the mermaid trend, and her tits look like they're in two different
zip area codes. How is she that wide and flat with a dumpy ass and a full blown retard face at only 20? I've seen 40 year old mothers in better shape. She's got absolutely nothing to be envious of, especially with those two fish eyed tits. One is pointing northeast and the other is southwest, and for some reason she just loves to show them off like they're not deformed. She's really got no clue as to what normal is and if she did, she would stop flaunting that pathetic excuse of a body.
No. 855253
>>855244I've seen trannies with better tits than Lillee. Funnily enough MTFs have the same problem with tits in two different zip codes kek.
>>855251I got like 10 minutes through the first vid and Abi annoyed me so much that I had to stop. She thinks Lincolnshire was mentioned by Lillee to target her but IIRC that's been mentioned before when she talks about her stupid ancestry shit. Abi definitely has mean girl vibes, why did we have to know she was married to a "famous" YouTuber? As if people care about her made up sexuality; it was barely relevant to the "drama". We're here for gossip, get the fuck to it!
No. 855261
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>I became self-aware of what was going on with our planet
She keeps using the term “self aware” incorrectly in these interviews.
No. 855266
>>855261saged for non-milky, but Miss-Plastic-Straw said she became "self"-aware (kek) of the planet at 14.
It is a really late age to realize what's going on about pollution, resource waste, chimicals in industrial food, constantly ordering at amazon and food delivery, etc
>>855101Now she says she was bullied in grade school. If true, I'm surprised Laur didn't murder all the mean girls.
BTW a bit contradictory: the mean girl had a whole groupe of friends arround her but was cruel?
We know she's an intensive reading middle school dropout, but I wonder if she's been at school more than few weeks per years during her whole scholarity.
> I strongly encourage my fans to go to collegeKeks. When did she ever encouraged anyone to pursue studies?
No. 855272
>>855270You are right, I misspoke in my last post. My opinion and what I meant is that Tati's case will never see the light of any court hearing or even meaningful arbitration. Laur will blow smoke about countersuing and I wouldn't doubt she finds some smuck that would represent her for goblin fees.
I think Andrew ESQ. would have probably given her legal advice, under the table, if Laur hadn't immediately ran to twitter to Broadcast him as the newest member of Lillee's "LEGAL" team, which he publicly refuted and embarrassed Laur. She didn't want to pay him after that because he humiliated her. God help the poor fool she finds that actually takes on the Goblin duo.
No. 855336
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No. 855360
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>>855312Are you telling me Lillee wasn't bullied by a group of Disney movie bullies Anon? I mean look at this story from LJ.
No. 855362
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Giving Hartley Hooligan vibes here.
>>855355"MASK OPTION" Damn this bitch wants pats on the back for wearing a mask so bad. We all wear/wore them Lillee, you telling your 5 Jeaniez to wear masks isn't honorable.
No. 855367
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>>855355Amazing how she missed the only recognizable hair signature of the character.
Picral an actually good cosplay of it.
No. 855369
>>855365That "I can lose weight but you'll always be a MEANIE" line has to be the oldest one in the book. I remember hearing my family tell my pudgy cousin to say that to her bullies. It's a dumb thing to tell a kid because weight issues are serious if they're not nipped in the bud and people can grow and change personality. I mean, by that rationale Lillee will always be ugly inside for all the bigoted shit
she's said. At least the inside matches the outside though kek.
No. 855387
>>855360>>855365>>855369But everyone stood up and clapped after this, don't you know?
And didn't she say she lost weight because no one liked her, then when she went back, no one wanted to be her friend still? Sounds to me like her telling off her bully wasn't quite the self confidence boosting moment she is trying to make it out to be. She kept trying to win approval.
>>855332Lillee was poor, overweight, had an overbearing mother who undoubtedly consistently contacted the school about her daughter's "treatment", she didn't just play with dolls, she was obsessed with them and Disney in general, she missed lots of school and thought she should be the star of the show despite a serious lack of talent and training.
I have zero doubt other kids excluded her. Lillee was the kid that only wanted to play princess and she had to be the princess. I was a teachers aide for 1st grade for 2 years and this kid always ended up crying because the other kids were "mean" to them. Little kids aren't really cruel, but they are pretty damn honest when it comes to how they treat each other. Lillee being told she has to be the ugly stepsister because she was fat is totally something I imagine another kid saying.
No. 855390
>>855388I think Laur was the bad kid. In one of the podcasts, Laur talked about being in a gang in high school (Sure Jan), dropping out of school and living in the streets. She married a much older, divorced, wanna be rockstar when she was very young. Brenda married a Jeweler, was beautiful and anything negative about her,in her parent's mind, was erased when she was murdered. Laur's been a perpetual
victim her entire life. It would only follow that Laur felt like her mother didn't love her/protect her/care about her as much. I, as someone who thinks laur likely smoked and drank while pregnant, probably has some solid guilt about Lillee's issues. But since she's never going to admit it and the type of person she is, she lashes out at everyone else.
No. 855391
>>855387The fact that Lillee is on disability and doesn't know her height is quite telling. In my country, kids have medical visit at school every year: with height, weiht mesures, eyes sight, and other stuff.
Some kid on disability and never going to a Doc or dentist would alert social protection service.
Why is NYC so bad?
How is it that no one contacted CPS about Laur letting Lillee miss school so much. Every teacher should have seen how slow she was.
>>855388Laur is alike Margo Palermo a lot. She sees in Lillee her gold ticket to money and fame. However, unlike Margo she couldn't train her fat daughter and indulged her lazyness and everything.
Unlike Venus (or Dakota), Lillee will never be an internet phenomenon.
Back in the days Laur posted a dumb insta post with Lillee being 9 and wanting to be a model.
Lillee at 9 was nowhere close model material but Laur thought/thinks she had everything to make a successful career in modeling, acting, anything.
Later Lillee wanted to be: a Metgala MUA, the new marvel star (actress), a business woman in makeup industry, a 1M insta influencer, an ASMRist, a cosplayer (despite no attending any contest)
she's been trying to enter the voice acting and now a talk show host.
No to mention the ballerina workout and all the stuff I forget.
They can spam youtube and internet all they want, it's still not working.
No. 855392
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>>855148She's… been doing the exact same expression in her "acting" demo from 2019.
Top Keks.
No. 855408
>>855405 I know people will say that "she's so ugly" has already been said, but I'm with you anon. It's almost impressive how hideous Lillee is. If there's one thing she's excelled at time and time again, it's being the ugliest thing in the room and certainly in the beauty community
(and that's saying alot, there's some absolutely hideous "beauty gurus"). It used to be that the beauty community was filled with good looking people, but over time, that's changed. I've seen some very ugly and "convex" (kek) beauty gurus suggested to me as of late, but the difference is they seem like genuinely kind people who are interested in makeup and know their shit. Not only is LJ a solid 0/10 in the looks department, she's boring, cruel, and genuinely one of the dumbest people on the platform. She has this "I'm a princess" stuck-up bitch attitude with 0 reason to for it, she's pretty much the opposite of what anyone would want to imitate. I wonder if she acts like that so she can claim that her high standards are why she has no friends, but we all know better. Anyone looking at her Instagram would see through that lie anyway, considering she befriends any creepy dude that gives her a compliment.
With a face like that, I can't understand why she ever thought she could be an influencer, but then again, I can't think of anything she'd be good at. She's not smart or well spoken, she can't sing, she can't dance, she's got a horrible attitude, she'll never be a model and the acting thing will never happen. She's too lazy to learn a skill or put effort into anything she does, and at this point, playing pretend with her mom is the only thing she'll ever do. We've seen her drastically decline in 4-5 years and I shudder to think what the next few years bring.
No. 855412
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Reading comprehension is not her strongest suit
No. 855414
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No. 855419
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No. 855420
>>855417I LOVE her tiktok dance videos. They are comedy gold mines. The one where she duets a girl and attempts to do the same dance is probably my favorite, but her "boss bitch" dance is also pretty great. For a former cheerleader and dancer with a background in contemporary, modern and ballet, she has zero coordination or sense of rhythm.
>>855419CEO Lille Jean Beauty
Cardboard Box from Too Faced Cosmetics
Under 4th Street Overpass
NYC NY
love that you captured the crooked jaw
No. 855422
>>855391It's not that she didn't know her height. Of course she knew it. She was lying on her casting profiles or whatever you call them and decided she can't fake that if someone did want to see her in person so to "correct" it she pretended she didn't know then measured herself on one of her videos.
>>855408In grade school or middle school either someone at school made fun of her looks or she looked around at her classmates and realized that she isn't the most beautiful girl in the world as her mother had been telling her. She developed some sort of complex about it so she decided she would try to change her look by dieting and putting on a lot of makeup. That made her feel better about herself.
The reason for her wearing skimpy things and sizes too small for her is that she's not the pudgy little kid anymore (I know several anons will disagree with that). She's lost weight and she thinks she looks good. Sometimes when someone overweight loses some weight and can wear a size or two smaller, they think they can wear anything and look good in it. It's this weird confidence they get but they can't see themselves objectively. She's thinking, I couldn't close the buttons on this romper (or jeans or whatever) when I was fatter, but now I can (just barely). That means I'm a perfect size 2! But what she doesn't understand is how clothes are meant to hang on the body. When someone posted a picture of that hot pink romper on a real model, I had no idea the hem was supposed to be loose around the thighs. Anyway, when heavy people lose weight but not significantly so, sometimes the weight loss can go to their head and they think they can wear anything.
No. 855429
>>855423She recieved a cheerleading participation certificate in the 3rd grade. exactly like this one:
https://www.amazon.com/Cheerleading-Award-Certificate-Glossy-Quantity/dp/B01IFD8B8QWhen callouts made fun of it, because who brags about being a cheerleader in 3rd grade, she went on a rant about bullies trying to take away her achievements. And this wasn't a competitive cheer squad. This was a bunch of little girls that signed up and automatically made the team, knew 2 cheers, and was taught by a teacher that only took it on so she had an excuse to go to away games with the basketball coach. Maybe not the last part, but it was a run of the mill elementary cheer squad with no requirements.
No. 855451
>>855439I've seen a lot of people who build their careers on social media talk about how they can get hyper-focused on what a few critics, haters or trolls say and lose the ability to feel encouragement from the vast majority of their fans who have nothing but positive or supportive things to say.
LJ seems to have the exact opposite reaction to being a "public figure." As long as there's at least one desperate Pradip with a white girl fetish to tell her she looks pale and beautiful, she'll latch onto that and nothing else, not even what's staring back at her from the mirror, can convince her of the truth: that she looks unwashed and unhealthy.
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>>855439She noticeably lost weight when everything came out back in the summer of 2019 (picrel, she has collar bones without doing the weird horse neck thing & her arms are significantly smaller). She started gaining it back before Covid. Her lifestyle didn’t change with quarantine but she saw everyone else complaining about gaining weight stuck in their houses and thought ok this is fine. I hate commenting on her weight because I don’t think it’s important but the fact she’s completely ignoring it and pretending to be some sort of wellness coach is hilarious.
No. 855453
>>855452I thought LJ would've jumped at the chance to blame covid for her weight gain. It's better than burying her head in the sand and posing in outfits she's quite literally spilling out of. She's certainly getting mileage out of the "I can't go to events because covid" excuse, why not blame the weight on it too? Plus it gives her a chance to look #relatable by talking openly about something so many women struggle with. Seems counter-intuitive but at this point
I'm the idiot for expecting these two goblins to do anything remotely sensible.
No. 855456
>>855454Even if/when she acknowledged how much weight she's gained, she's still got Mama Laur in her ear 24-7 telling her that it's her "Ukranian Russian French German Jewish genes" sucking the calories from bread particles out of the air and making her fat so it's totally not her fault and all she needs to do is make #1change4change to get back down to her petite princess weight.
Of course, Lillee will never actually put forth even the bare minimum of effort either, so she'll continue get wider while referring to her pre-mushed tendies as a "healthy diet" and her once-quarterly dookie squats as her "workout regime."
No. 855466
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>>855414I don't even get how and why she applies lipstick like that…
Why the hedge application?
Why the mouth prop style creepy grin?
No. 855467
>>855457>>855458Lillee is the type of person that gets on a health kick and doesn't eat breakfast, doesn't drink enough water (soda and teas don't count), works out too hard for their activity level and then gets a headache from it. Rather than fix the issues, she cries bloodsugar! and uses it as an excuse to not work out next time. I mean, she can't help that, right?
Beckford Bar dude should have called her ass out right then, along with the fact she wanted to do a workout video and didn't and couldn't complete more than a single rep of anything. He missed an opportunity to show that he was actually a real personal trainer and not just a shrill man for a gimmick.
No. 855468
>>855467>He missed an opportunity to show that he was actually a real personal trainer and not just a shrill man for a gimmick.How anyone agreeing to a live with the goblin would be anything else than a loser/scammer/phony?
The Jen Eagle chick wants to be a singer. She sang a woke song so bad with zero $ invested in a decent microphone or one singing class.
No one seemed even remotely close to legit during those pathetic lives.
No. 855480
>>855466I feel like she was trying to show off her teeth back when she used to smile like this–people pointed out her janky teeth a lot (naturally) so Lillees response was to 'show up the haters' by flaunting the chompers and talking about how much she loved her teeth and how she'd never EVER get them fixed.
Imagine the tantrum she must have thrown when she found out she was going to have to get extensive visible dental work done and all the hattttersss would know they were right.
No. 855489
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No. 855492
>>855489 I'm always surprised
(even though I shouldn't be) at how ugly this fat slob is. Her pupils don't adjust to light and that combined with her stupidity leads me to believe she really is brain damaged. I just don't get how someone can be this young yet look so old and out of shape. Even with her mouth closed she's still nightmare level hideous. Her presence is a constant reminder of why people shouldn't even risk having a glass of wine while pregnant. If that was my kid, I'd hide her from the public or banish it to live in one of those tard homes. Idk why Laur is proud of the abomination she created but she needs to stop. Unleashing that thing she calls a kid on the unsuspecting public is crime.
No. 855498
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>>855494I was thinking the same. I almost even complimented
>>855489 this look.
I like the lip color. Her outfit is dirty, covered in hair, but the color is nice. And it ALMOST looks like she tried to contour. But then you zoom in..
It's like she tried contoured her nose but it's only fall out eyeshadow. Then you see her chin and go ok that's sharp. Then you realize it's a dirty direto was left in the rain. Then the eyes. Oh God it's like she's playing a staring contest with the devil. And then I thought ok ok! At least there is no lopsided cleavage and you see BRIGHTNESS 1000%. A normal person in this top would have something, a collar bone, a clavicle, flat or thick some semblance of boobies. Plus someone that age who is such an expert on fitness and beauty and health and skincare should not be battling chronic acne.
My issue is not her weight in these photos. It's her bullshit.
No. 855515
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Lillee’s analytics look like shit after the free government money ran out to pay for bots and views. Her Youtube channel has seen a 80% decrease in subs and 157% decrease in views. Her most recent Instagram bot followers are all blank profiles.
No. 855520
>>855513not everyone you don't like on the farm is a newfag or twittertard, dumbass. some of you are starting to sound like lj and laur screaming diane.
>>855489just how many more of those staircase shoots do they have stashed away? i don't get why they won't just take pictures outside if they currently live in some 10sqft dungeon? i guess lilz is probably paranoid that the haters will doxx her based on the position of the sun and reflection in pupils.
No. 855523
>>855520youre def not these twitterfags. mmkay
nonnie >>851873>>855019>>854683Just learn to integrate and stop the repetitive fat, ugly goblin sperg.
No. 855524
>>855523NTA but your paranoia is hilarious. Aren't twitterfags less likely to sperg about weight? They'd think it's "fatphobic". T-shirt girl bitches about meanies making fun of her "asexuality" in a video about LJ so I can't see her and her ilk cracking fat jokes. Regardless, it's gonna keep happening until Lillee loses weight. She prides herself on being "petite" for fucks sake, of course people will call her out for being porky. It wouldn't even be so bad if she stuck to clothes her size like in
>>855489 even if those clothes do age her a bit.
No. 855525
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>>855523Elaine has been very busy sperging about lolcow but it's very obvious when Elaine posts. You seem like you don't know how Elaine and Laur talk, stop being a paranoid retard.
No. 855527
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Lillee's site has a social media guidelines page. Completely copy and pasted from the royal family's site.
https://www.royal.uk/social-media-community-guidelines. They only added the DMCA statement at the end.
No. 855542
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>and that can be my issue
Why is that there? Doesn't make sense in the context of the sentence.
And any nautical anons' thoughts on "driving my ship"? Are ships driven?
No. 855543
>>855527This is hilarious milk.
>>855538Was thinking the same thing.
No. 855547
>>855542>believe that you can and you're halfway thereLillee: I believe I'm a celebrity kween with 1 million followers so now it's half true!
Speaking of royals
>>855527, I remember her yt video where she said she wanted to be the one and only queen and kick all the other queens out.
Does she know "queen" is not something you can "become" at will, you inherit a throne or marry a heir.
No. 855549
>>855524Most of the twitter callouts would never talk about Lillee's weight.
Don't overdo the paranoia anons; the reason there's been a recent increase in nitpicking her weight is because LJ spent all of 2020 and a good portion of 2021 wearing those stained, stretched out pajamas and hiding behind 2 feet of ratty chemical-damaged hair. Now that she's gotten a decent haircut and bought a new fast fashion wardrobe, it's much easier to see that she's packed on 2-3 dress sizes.
No. 855552
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Check out the latest Lillee’s Corner
> One thing I do when out, is ask for a PAPER straw (they often look white, and can be confused with plastic on photos).
> I also, with my entire family, use reusable tote bags for food shopping, thus no plastic waste is occurring w/ single-use plastic! It only takes ONE change :)
No. 855560
>>855552Asking that one paper straw when you eat out of styrofoam containers totally offsets the amount of PR makeup she purchases or the Amazon wigs she gets and sends back.
Oh let’s not forget the ethically made $15 fashion nova rompers.
No. 855571
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Pradip doesn’t know that she doesn’t go outside
No. 855572
>>855571 "Sprucing up my goals" - what the fuck? Has she ever read a book outside of "See Spot Run"? Normal people don't talk like this, but I guess she'd have to talk to people other than her imbecile mom in order to know that. Does she not watch other influences or YouTubers, or does she think that she speaks differently than literally every other English speaker because she's sOo sMaRt? I really can't figure it out but I read one of those interviews she did the other day and I genuinely loled when she mentioned college. Bitch couldn't pass an elementary school placement exam without ending up in the class with the kids that eat glue, yet she thinks college is an option open to her.
I'd love for her to apply, hell, I'd pay the application fee to a college of her choosing as long as she agreed to open the (rejection) letter on camera during a live stream. We'd get to see her smug look slowly turn into that hideous scowl of hers as she attempts to reads it aloud, no doubt stopping to Google a word (or fifty) that she doesn't understand. Then would come the absolute toddler tantrum she throws when they tell her that her
ScamKeyStone Diploma is just overpriced toilet paper because they're not accredited, SAT Scores aren't optional and she'll need to take the test and submit her score as well as get her GED. She'll inevitably scream down the
house dungeon when she realizes that she can't just buy a GED online and needs to study and attend a proctored exam at a real HS and Laur won't be able sit in the room with her. After she realizes that she never turned the camera off, she'll attempt to delete any trace of the stream and deny that it ever happened while telling everyone that she "totally got in" but her "manager" told her it's not a good idea to take off for a few years at this point in her career. Then she'll casually mention that the University told her that she had the bestest, most amazing application ever, and they were floored by her Korean dance video.
I know it will never happen, but an anon can dream. Saged for 'tism.
No. 855578
>>855573 Oh, I know anon. It's kind of a pipe dream of mine, albeit a really pathetic one. I don't know what the application process is now (I graduated with my bachelor's in 2009, then went on to grad school) but even back then she wouldn't have made it through the application process. It's just funny to me that she brags about her uhMaZinG education and how she could go to an Ivy League school, yet she can't type a coherent sentence in the only language she knows. I understand that higher education is a privilege for some, but there's been plenty of people in far worse socioeconomic situations than Lillee who have managed to make it to university and beyond. Difference is, they were smart and determined and lillee is a lazy pile of dog shit with the brains to match. There's no way LJ was ever told she could make it to Ivy league, unless Laur was the one telling her that. Wasn't she in remedial classes in the short time she was in public school? I wouldn't be surprised.
She sure does brag a lot for someone who is obese, hideous, talentless, and is dumber than a doorknob. It's gotta blow being the ugliest kid in school as well as the dumbest. You'd think Laur would've rushed her to the doctor to get her diagnosed with some affliction so that she could use it as an excuse as to why her kid is a dumbass. Nothing these two imbeciles do make sense.
No. 855591
>>855584 Nothing the Goblins do is pragmatic or practical. Most people wouldn't continue to dump money into their fat, talentless, homely daughter in hopes that she'll be famous, especially when the entire household is unemployed and staring down their umpteenth eviction. Luckily for us, they're not only impractical but stupid and it makes for some pretty great milk at times.
Has Laur created a new sock on Twitter or did they finally issue a ban on her MAC address?
No. 855592
>>855578I actually enjoy the head cannon of Lillee going to college. And my own head cannon is that Lillee is more aware of stuff than she lets on-but she's lazy and vain. Lillee defended her teeth until she was old enough to get a credit card/credit limit. I don't think that's a coincidence. On days when I feel sorry for Lillee Jean, I wonder how much being SO isolated with her mom has affected her. Lillee obviously "needs" her mom constantly, and I think Laur needs Lillee just as much if not more so. I don't think it's within Lillee's ego to work at McDonalds or something of the type, but I think even if she got an entry level job at an appropriate company, I really Laur would be pissed and cause Lillee to quit/lose it.
And I know the cries of "LILLEE WOULD NEVER TAKE A REAL JOB" are going to come, but consider how much Lillee has made out of a fake company that literally only exists to make her a CEO and give her DCMA claims more clout (and maybe protect personal assests incase of lawsuits). She's ranked herself 2/3 on backstage as a dancer, a 3/3 actress. She was a monkey in a school play and lists it on her credits. An entry level job would be spun into an assistant to the president of the company. If Lillee got offered a job at BITE Beauty or even Sephora, I don't doubt she would take it.
No. 855594
>>855592The irony is, her looks and voice could actually take her far, if she was willing to work hard. If she had any self awareness, emotional maturity, humility, and intelligence, she could totally leverage her physicality to play roles that might be unique to her. It's true not a lot of people look like her so if she pounded the pavement, developed an affable personality, knew how to listen, and cultivated some depth of character, she could have casting agents requesting specifically her. Maybe roles could even be written specifically for her. She actually has some potential to be a singer. She isn't naturally gifted like Christina Aguilera, but with training she could be a member of the chorus of a Broadway show.
The problem is that she can't see past her narcissism. As a recovering narcissist myself (if there is such a thing), it is possible to learn empathy, and use techniques to catch yourself. With years of practice, people can change. She is still young, but not that young. The best thing I can recommend for her is to work with a therapist who specializes in cognitive behavioral therapy. Even if she is reading this, I know she won't do it because Laur will tell her she doesn't need it and it's a waste of money, and she places a huge amount of importance on what Laur says and thinks. Laur is too common to understand the benefits of therapy and she is likely to think the way uneducated people do that it's just about lying on a couch and telling someone about your childhood or looking at ink blots and then you're charged $200.
No. 855599
>>855592 It would never work, anon. At every point of the hiring process, Lillee would have to exhibit self control and maintain that façade long enough to avoid sabotaging herself with her own narcissism:
-She'd have to refrain from putting any of the usual grandiose lies she tells about herself into her CV or on the job application, as they'd fall apart under a minimum amount of scrutiny and whoever was hiring would dismiss her and move on to the next applicant.
-She'd have to accommodate someone else's schedule and pay close attention to her hygiene in order to show up for an interview on time looking clean, neat, and properly dressed for the work position.
-She'd have to convince mommy to wait in the car or the lobby, or else Loudmouth Laur would steamroll her way in to the interview, highjack every question asked, and make it clear that hiring Lillee would mean having Laur become a daily workplace disruption.
And even if by some miracle Lillee could get herself together enough to get through all of that without fucking up, as soon as she got hired to work the checkout register at a place like Sephora or Bite Beauty, she'd hop on IG or twitter and start lying about how she's got a position high up in corporate or product development or something, and some callout would immediately get in touch with the company and let them know that Lillee was misrepresenting herself and their company on a public platform, and oh, by the way, here's a recording of her screaming for people to go burn in a fire and die of COVID.
Bye-bye job.
No. 855601
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From LJ's IG story. It's hard to tell if the selfies with the glasses are from the same day as the photos before it, but it looks like the same outfit and makeup. Why would she be in their car, they don't go anywhere, unless tinfoil like
>>855127 is true? Other option is that these are actually old photos, and that Lillee resaved every picture for some reason for them to show up in her recents.
No. 855606
>>855602Is it really tinfoil at this point? All the traffic from the Primink video has dried up and her engagement podlings and 5 braindead fans all just give her vague empty praise no matter what lazy garbage she posts.
Pretty much everything she does is a direct reaction to something said about her here because this is the only place where she can get real attention. Her active audience is 99% people laughing at her and 1% desperate coomers in India hoping she'll finally show full titty.
No. 855608
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She is going live with Laur later on, my good Anons.
No. 855621
>>855608 Let's not forget, we all know exactly why Laur is doing this, right? It was suggested to her by the user "Act_1" back when she was warring with Michelle on IMDB; She's attempting to use this to get her pseudo bullshit credits back. I don't understand how that would even work, I can go on YouTube and have a some anon interview me as I make up an entire fake life, it still has no merit. If all you needed to do was bullshit on YT about how you were a "famous propmaster to the stars", every Hollywood-wannabe would be doing it. It's not going to magically make the studio's
(that she never worked for) credit her in their filmography.
Plus, It's not like anyone but us watch LJ's poorly done interview videos, so it's not like anyone but farmers will see her shitty interview. If anything, it's just giving us more milk, which is great for us but not for them. Idk why she thinks this will get all her IMDB credits back, it's not like this is a TV interview conducted by a respected/notable journalist; it's a garbage fly-by-night YT fluff piece done by her retarded daughter. Surely IMDB will see the bias of an interview where the interviewer is the subject's idiot goblin child? I don't have much hope, but we'll see.
If I'm going to look at LJ's busted face and horrifying maw, I'm going to atleast make it interesting. I'll be grabbing some vodka and making a drinking game out of this charade. Everytime she mentions Johnny Depp, "haydurs", the black web, Public Enemies, or "muh famous clients", I'll be taking a shot. Bonus points if Laur brings up the lie about
"helping Vanessa plan Kobe's funeral" because that was one of my favorite lies thus far.
Do we think they'll be sitting together face to face in the new dungeon, or will Laur be in a separate corner pretending she's not in the room as LJ splits the screen?
No. 855630
>>855625 LOL, as I was typing that I actually opened up a new browser window to make sure my Healthcare plan is still active, my work keeps advertising open enrollment coming up and I just wanna be sure I'm covered when I inevitably end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning. I have a feeling that this bullshit interview will run into OT; we all know how much these two sewer rats love kissing each other's asses. I'm sure at some point Laur will end up asking LJ about the "boolies" and Diane and the interview will turn into Laur asking Lillee the same 5 questions she always answers in her garbage interviews.
I wonder how far the WiFi in the new dungeon reaches? If it's got decent range, I bet one will be in the good old Jeep parked out front, kek. I'm hoping they go the traditional split screen route so they can pretend they're in separate places. That way we can see lillee try to figure out why the audio is all fucked up, not realizing it's Laur's man voice causing mic feedback from the other corner of the dungeon. This is such a gloriously bad idea and I'm here for it.
No. 855634
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Live now. Anons were right.
No. 855636
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Laur's probably in Lillee's filming room. You can see a backdrop in the background.
No. 855647
>>855646 Lmao, I wouldn't doubt it. They probably defrost a chunk of him every now and then and throw it to the cats. Free cat food for a year!
>>855630 Was right. You can hear the microphone feedback because they're so close to each other and at times it's quite distracting. New dungeon must be real small.
No. 855648
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A few minutes ago, around 6:33, they started talking about Lillee's school. Of course "boolies" were mentioned, I think I'm up to like 6 shots now? This was a bad idea. Still not as bad of an idea as doing a live with my mom in the next room though.
Guidance counselor was always calling Laur about "possible school shootings" and "bomb scares". Lillee talked about how she hated school, felt claustrophobic and ganged up on. Also didn't like standing outside in the cold. In regards to the bomb scares, Lillee would call her chronically unemployed mom to pick her up every time something happened saying "I needed to get out of there! I wasn't staying!" So she was barely in school. Yeah, we know Lillee. You can barely speak English.
Laur would tell Lillee "don't be a hero". Delusion level 3000.
Lillee says "oMg so many people wanna go live!" As Laur cackles like a loon. Lillee is deciding who to pick, must be hard to remember whose a bot and who isn't. I really hope I don't see pradip peen, it's bad enough that Laur's left tit is about to pop out at any moment and I don't have enough alcohol for that.
No. 855652
File: 1633560747240.jpeg (1.45 MB, 1170x1987, 18854103-F0E1-413E-B17A-4ECD19…)
>>855646Earl escaped the freezer to leave a peach emoji for his hot wife
No. 855656
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Saging this but at the very end, they were pretending to be Gomez Addams (Lillee) and Laur was Morticia. Lillee wanted Laur to do her best Morticia impression because apparently Lillee invited Laur to her Halloween Party, top kek. Like… you two live together and Lillee has no friends, so it's it going to be them and Lillee's dolls?
Anyway, at the very end as this was happening, Laur asks how long they have left and Lillee says "2 or 3 minutes". About ten seconds after that, Lillee says "Omg dad just joined!" and Laur starts to laugh before asking "Wait, who??". Lillee repeats herself as they both make surprised and shocked faces at the camera. (PicRel)
Why is that so shocking? I'm guessing he doesn't live in the house? I'm kicking myself for not recording this because it was so awkward. Around this time the viewer count drops from 588 down to 280, and they're both too shocked about the Earl thing to notice. I didn't see him join and kept looking to see if I missed it, so if anyone has this recorded, please post. Right after that, I noticed the amount of people watching dropped again from 280 to 60 to 40 and then Lillee said "We gotta go, bye!" and got off camera ridiculously fast. I don't think it could be more obvious that they're purchasing bots for lives.
No. 855657
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PicRel to show the shocked faces of when Earl crawled out of freezer, but more importantly, this is right before Lillee abruptly ended. Check the amount of people watching in the corner. For comparison, the pictures shown in
>>855652 and
>>855656 were taken a few seconds before this. You can see the viewers cut in half and then drop down to almost nobody
(well, except us). Top, kek. She still can't figure out how to tell time, I guess.
No. 855671
>>855662 wasn't she born in 2001? In was going to ask if those clear bra straps were coming back but then I remembered she doesn't wear a bra so it's probably something
that Laur stole from her mother's closet.
No. 855689
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Scott Gettzinger is the propmaster Laur says she worked with.
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0004050/He died in 2012 after a car accident. Found Laur’s comments on his obituary.
No. 855691
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During the interview, Laur says she worked on The Alienist. The show is set in NYC but it’s actually filmed in Budapest.
No. 855696
>>855648>Lillee talked about how she hated school, felt claustrophobic and ganged up on. Also didn't like standing outside in the cold.We knew she hated school, however, why the "standing outside in the cold" thing?
During recess kids go outside to play, unless the weather is horrible. Most of the kids love to go outside.
They can walk, run, there are usually some benches for the tired ones.
If she would have dressed properly, the cold shouldn't be an issue neither.
I feel she wanted to be treated like a princess and have maids or staff to take care of her during the whole day keks.
No. 855702
>>855689It seems delusions of grandeur are hereditary
>>855697I know its kind of a tired point but laur is the reason lillee is the way that she is. I do have to feel bad for lillee even though shes an adult who is responsible for her own actions. It took lillee getting boooooolied as an adult online for laur to actually get her proper dental care, and even if its proper care is still debatable.
No. 855703
>>855697Look at what Lillee counts as life long, career worthy achievements. Look at how Lillee adopts the title of a professional in any field she takes an interest in. Laur has taught Lillee that participation awards are the same as achievements of excellence awards. If Lillee got a 90 on a test, but failed the class, they focused on the 90.
I don't doubt that Laur sold items to propmasters or other professionals in the movie industry. But being a junk hoarder is not same as a propmaster, and they obviously didn't see her as so amazing or indispensable that they hired her to work for them on a permanent basis. If one grocery store doesn't have an item I'm looking for, I'll go to a different grocery store.
In Lillee's Bday live where she freaked out because of people questioning Pheepy's age, she said (paraphrasing) that if it wasn't reported, it didn't matter/wasn't illegal. Laur (and Earl, bless his frostbitten ass) have brought Lillee up to believe if no one questions it, it doesn't matter if you lie. And Laur's old enough that the internet wasn't the information database that it is today. It's easy to lie when people can't fact check you in 3 minutes. They thought they were getting away with Lillee's instagram page and fake racist profiles showing how diverse Lillee was until someone actually noticed it. They've been falling to pieces since because they built a tower on lies and bullshit doesn't make good glue.
>>855702Laur waited until Lillee was old enough to have her own line of credit and could pay for them herself.
No. 855706
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No. 855709
>>855703>>855702>>855697We will forever debate here about whether Lllee is a product of nature or nurture, but I can't agree that she never had a chance to be normal. I went to school with a lot more disadvantaged kids than her with weird ass parents in her part of town. Lillee did not grow up in a vacuum - she had access to media, tv, internet, movies, etc. Laur did not restrict these things that other parents might. Even if a parent does not value education, there are plenty of kids who are bright and curious and want to learn and improve themselves. Lillee had access to good education (if she didn't like Bayside HS, she could have applied to take an entrance exam to a magnet school) and all kinds of rich resources around the city. So many cultural activities are free to kids and students. I'm just saying that no matter how much a parent uses their influence on their kid to shape them in one way or another, the kid, especially someone with all of Lillee's advantages, has choices and has the power to shape their adult selves. At this point, Lillee's lack of education, poor reading and writing skills, her lying, and general lack of talent at what she thinks she does excellently is all on her. She is a legal adult. The fact that she does not want to take even a single college online course (she doesn't have to leave the house) is entirely her choice. The fact that she continues to lie about Pheepy is entirely her choice. The fact that she goes nowhere without being chauffered/chaperoned by her mother is entirely her choice.
No. 855711
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>>855706I'm beginning to think they didn't actually move. Peep the arrangement of the window crap from 4 months ago to yesterday. Or if they did, She and laur went back to the old place to film. which brings up the question how they got in.
No. 855712
>>855697It really reads like Laur saw this mans obituary, thought 'dead men tell no tales' and started touting that she knew him and worked with him.
The timeline is whack af. Laur said she started selling things after Lillee was born and transitioned to props when she realized baby shit wasn't gonna bring in good money, so this is all in 2001.
Men in Black 2 would have been filming that year, and Laur is saying she's such a hound at tracking things down she got into this game so fast?
No. 855719
>>855711 That house
(the one with the stairs she's always taking pictures on) is a duplex. We always assumed they took the smaller side but I remember looking at the listing and I don't think it specified square footage of each side of the duplex. What are the chances that they're in the other side of the same house? That would give them access to the stairs still. This could also be another case of them subletting out their side of the duplex and moving to the smallest part of the house. We all know Laur loves to pull scams, and she already illegally subletted the attic to a bunch of randoms
(leading to their eviction), so who's to say they aren't doing it again? We know they're not particularly intelligent, so I wouldn't put it past them. Of course, these pictures could be older
>>855706 but they're not good at thinking about the future or planning ahead, so I highly doubt it.
The pictures from
>>853389 ("Time to renovate!") could very well be from the other side of the duplex, perhaps the landlord/owner was in the process of renovating it and gave them a discount if they moved into the shit side. Laur could've told him that she was going to be coming up short on the rent this month and he let's them know that if they move into the side of the duplex that's under construction, he'll give them a break on the rent. This way the better side is freed up, and now he's got renters in the crappy side that would otherwise be unoccupied until it's fixed. They constantly lie, so you can never really tell what is fact or fiction with these two. That's why I tried to look at the pictures posted and kinda go from there. When this was posted
>>854556 you can clearly see that oddly decorated windowsill in one of the pictures, although now there's a fake plant in the window that wasn't there previously, like in the infamously hideous "pink romper" pictures.
One more thing - is it just me, or does it look like (in the "pink romper picture on the stairs" ) the wall color in those photos is more of a tan/neutral paint color, and the new ones have more of a grey-toned wall paint? I can never tell since she's always messing with the white balance. It also looks like the pictures are mirror images of each other. She could be flipping her photos but I wouldn't be surprised if the duplex is split down the middle and there's two sets of stairs, one for each unit in the duplex. That would make the most sense. It would also explain why they didn't need to use a moving service or rent a uhaul as we all know Lillee would've taken a bunch of mundane pictures. Thoughts?
No. 855721
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You can see the outline of her weird tits in almost all of these
No. 855742
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Around 8:49 when Laur talks about Gotham, "do you remember you had your friends and your boyfriend". Lillee was 13 at the time, there was a youtuber commenter at one time who said he dated her but I can't recall if Lillee actually ever talked about the middle school boyfriend.
Around 44 minutes, Lillee was very awkward whenever Laur brought up the supposed contract. The reason Lillee has been so quiet about it is she knows if she revealed what brand early then callouts would contact the brand. That or it's all a lie and Lillee hasn't completely figured it out yet. After the live was over she must have had a tantrum because mommy revealed too much.
>>855740No it was from whenever her school had shooting/bomb scares. They talk about it around 39:40. She says she's spoiled.
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>>855721What’s going on here with her shoe?
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No. 855820
>>855731>>855719>>855711When she stupidly doxxed herself some months ago, the malvie attic adress was one google search away.
The house was on many rental websites and in some, you can set an email alert when this specific house is available partly or fully.
I register my email but I never got anything besides spam from the rental website for other houses kek.
I assumed the alert wasn't working well but it may also mean they're still there, like rental-psych-anons said.
No. 855821
>>855820Damn, that's actually a pretty smart move if it's true. And I never thought I'd use the words "pretty smart" to describe
anything the goblins did.
No. 855830
>>855721>>855706This sweater is a very loose knit, and while in the photos you can't see through it too badly, except
>>855706, in person I bet it's very obvious. She isn't wearing a bra and Laur is taking these. Disgusting.
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>>855835Laur took these when Lillee was a minor
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>>855842"Disturibing" workout picrel
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Not sure why you’d choose an elephant emoji when sharing pictures of yourself.
No. 855864
>>855856>>855857Word to the wise, newfriends: type "sage" (minus the quotation marks) in the email box when composing a reply, that way you don't bump this thread to the top with non-contributions. The only time you don't sage is when you have fresh milk: a new video, photoshoot, etc. Also, you don't have to repeat that you meant something in a "non hatey" way. We're all here because of LJs…
unique personality, shall we say. There's plenty of genuinely bad things about her to dislike: her shitty attitude, her absolute refusal to admit when she's wrong, her compulsive lying, how she told her audience that it's ok to date an older man as a minor and that it's not illegal as long as your parents approve of it, how she told people to get covid and black people to shut up about slavery, etc etc etc. This isn't twitter, you won't get a slap on the wrist for being "mean" or laughing at her utterly ridiculous photoshoots.
No. 855870
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Super professional fill in the blank article "interviewer" can't even be bothered to actually format it after Lillee botched the copy paste. It happened multiple times in the article.
No. 855872
>>855870 How is it possible that they're still absolutely fucking horrible at everything they do? They've been doing this for years and they've shown 0 improvement; infact, they've regressed. I don't get it.
>>855842 Why is it that she thinks it's a good idea to post photos like these? Forget the "my mom takes my lingerie photos" thing for a second and just look at her face, especially in the first one. She doesn't need to try to look like a sped, her unfortunate face and body already do that for her, so why exaggerate it? Does she think she's so beautiful that she can't take a bad picture? She actually looked at these and thought
"Man, I'm so pretty, I need to post this for all the world to see!"? It's just mind boggling, we've all taken bad pictures but we don't automatically rush to put them online. I know that if people were calling me a literal retard, I wouldn't want to give them ammo that essentially proves them right.
I'm half tempted to take the first picture, write "have you seen my baseball?" across it and make it a meme.
No. 855874
>>855872And they'll DCMA it where ever you post it, file a complaint that you are posting "sexual" underage photographs of her and are a pedophile who has been stalking her, possibly get whatever account you use to post it suspended for posting pictures of a minor in essentially a pair of panties, and then what? We'll get another twitter account ranting about how Lillee Jean is targeting them because they got DCMA'd and suspended, and laur and Lillee get to continue crying about how the mean cyberbooolies are all pedos, now with "proof".
It doesn't matter if Lillee posted the shots herself when it comes to the narrative they sell and that the white knights buy into. They've taken the shots down since that picture was screenshotted, so they'll claim they were hacked or some other BS that boomers and WK's will eat up.
No. 855890
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Lillee’s collab with a celebrity owned beauty brand dropped.
No. 855893
>>855890Again, Lillee uses words without understanding the meaning. A "collab" with a brand means that an influencer worked with the brand to improve an existing product or to create a new product inspired by the guru's style or reflective of a particular cause they're known for. Like Raw Beauty Kristi's forest-themed ColourPop palette, or Jackie Aina working with Too Faced to expand their foundation shade range past beige.
This is just McScamzie Westmore blowing the dust off of some old inventory from the warehouse and sending it as PR to one of the few people under 60 who have even heard of her mlm brand. It doesn't count as a collab, Lils.
No. 855896
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>>855894Three years later "Westmore Beauty" is nowhere to be found on a single one of the Verified Cruelty-Free brand lists. Lillee and Laur attract various scammers, liars and fakers because they all know they're in like company.
https://www.facebook.com/WestmoreBeauty/posts/what-is-westmore-beauty-animal-testing-policy/195401434456422/ No. 855905
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From her new video
She looks like she’s wearing a fucking robe
No. 855941
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>>855893Almost 17k followers but can’t get 50 likes or 10 comments on a post? Westmore Beauty doesn’t care about Lillee’s fake engagement because they’ve bought followers too.
No. 855969
>>855965This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life and has caused me immense psychological damage but I also burst out laughing so hard that I'm glad my fiancée isn't home so I don't have to explain the joke to her kek. I wish you all the best when you're inevitably put out to pasture and the goblins try to DMCA you for LJs trademark puckered asshole pout. Godspeed,
nonny.
No. 855994
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https://medium.com/authority-magazine/lillee-jean-5-things-we-can-each-do-to-make-social-media-and-the-internet-a-kinder-and-more-59f781bfbf04The shit is the crusade against Lillee Jean she always talks about? Us being crusaders just makes us sound cool Lillee. No mention of "Lillee's law" she made up in
>>855100. Total BS she made up on the spot.
No. 856000
>>855994 If this mental and physical midget was smart, she'd delete this pointless word salad. She actually wrote
"No, I haven't. (commented anything online or on social media that I regret because it was mean or harsh)" She follows it up with
"I carefully measure out what I say." She then goes on to reference the "boolies", even though that wasn't in the original question.
"The people doing this to me will one day regret what they've done and said to me online." Who lillee? Man, she really acts like she's a household name and that everyone knows that she cries constantly about getting boolied online, but really, nobody knows who the fuck she is, nor do they know fuck all about her. More importantly, that first quote is going to bite her in the ass if anyone reads this and does their research. You know the callouts will see this.
All the times she's wished death on people, made racist, antisemitic, and rude comments, told people to get covid and so on, has apparently slipped her smooth-brained mind. So much for any type of plausible deniability! Everything she says is carefully planned out, guys! And now when she denies it, they can point to this copy & paste abortion and go
"But you're on video saying it, and in that interview on medium, you clearly say you regret nothing and that it was all carefully planned." Top kek. These two idiots couldn't successfully run a well maintained car, why they think they could ever run a successful company is beyond me. Good thing she doesn't have any career to kill or it would be as dead as her hair.
G8 Job managing your client, Laur!
No. 856004
>>855994>they are jealous of what I do for a livingYes, Lillee. I want to give up my job where I actually help people and do good in my community because I dream of acting like a retard online and lying for a living that isn't even sustainable because the only money you get is from your disability check.
>I carefully measure out what I sayThis and all the other interviews you've paid for says otherwise.
>PTSDOh you mean the PTSD you developed overnight? The PTSD that has to be persistent for
at least a month after the traumatic event for an official diagnosis? The swatting that was actually just a wellness check because you were sperging out online?
>We should have freedom of speech, but not like, REAL freedom of speechThe grifter who has the most to lose by people talking about her and her mothers past doesn't think freedom of speech should include "mean" things. Shocking.
No. 856015
>>856004This interview put a lot of the Truemans behavior into perspective. Of course they view people who speak out against them as bullies–they viewed middle schoolers who did nothing but not praise the shit out of Lillee to be bullies. They viewed people who legitimately asked if anyone had heard of Lillee back in 2018 to be bullies.
Of course they feel so victimized and furious with the callouts. Lillee's got such little life experience and Laur's (attempted) to shield her from anything SLIGHTLY uncomfortable, surely these consequences to their actions are an act of (cyber) murder!
No. 856034
>>856024>>856029>>856033That's the thing: she wants to be the 100% whining
victim but also look super tough with "mah legal team" jailing everyone. keks
Just pick one LJ.
No. 856036
>>856029of course she's miserable. she'll never have the things she wants: wealth, fame, and a legion of adoring fans that she can send to scream at anyone who dares voice a negative opinion about her.
remember that IG live where she gave out diane's twitter handle and started shrieking for people to go and attack the callouts? of course, no one did because no one watching her IG lives is actually a fan who cares about her problems. but the "spread love and kindness" mask came off and that's who she is underneath: a bitter piss baby who absolutely wants to hurt anyone who doesn't tell her she's amazing.
No. 856044
>>856037 Were these links new? If they were, they've been removed now even two hours after posting them. I clicked the link and it says they were removed for violating TOS. Jesus, Lillee can't take any advice but she can lurk here to report shit
(if these were new uploads). What a sad, pathetic, deformed Goblin.
>>856043 I noticed you used "when lillee gets pregnant" instead of "if" and I'm probably reading too much into it, but I very highly doubt it will ever happen. Not because she's a disgusting slob, there's neckbeards and speds that will literally fuck anything with a hole, but because Laur would have to remove herself from Lillee's ass for all of 5 minutes and that just won't happen. Lillee doesn't leave the house without Laur, Lillee's got no friends, she's got no way of meeting anyone unless she does it online. There's no man on the planet that would be willing to deal with Laur looming over the two of them constantly when he can just create an OLD account and get laid with less effort. Ten minutes in a room with just the two of them would make any man (with a working peen) run screaming. Lillee's no prize. At best, she's the girl some shit-faced loser takes home after last call because he's either desperate for a quick lay or he lost a bet. He's looking for a pump and dump, he's not trying to go home with her to mommy's house to listen to Laur's drunken Franzia rants while Lillee shows him her doll collection. Laur won't ever let anyone get close to her 3 toothed Goblin for fear that they would steal Lillee away from her. As long as Laur is around, Lillee's got no chance. No, not even with a Chris Chan level neckbeard.
That's before we even get into the
"can something so deformed even get pregnant?" debate. It's a moot discussion as long as Laur is around.
No. 856045
>>856042>it's gonna eat her up inside the older she gets and she's gonna end up even more spiteful, cruel and nostalgic for her glory days that never happenedTrue. She is already abnormally nostalgic from the Korean Dance era.
And from the time she was 15/16 because she was convinced she'd be a famous wealthy celebrity by 18.
No. 856047
>>856044Yeah the links were new kek
I wonder how many times a day they check this thread
No. 856048
>>856047I would pay money to see their reaction to this
>>855965 kek.
No. 856050
>>856047Full peepeepoopoo ig live can be watched here:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/JrD1HfmHn2zO/Idk whether they can take down bitchute videos or not. I guess we’ll see.
No. 856060
>>856050Dumb cunt lol cry some more. I love that she's being absolutely consumed by her hatred for the people that make fun of her bullshit online.
I despise the goblins and am so glad they're broke, ugly, and a laughing stock with no hope for success of any sort.
Nothing about you is beautiful, Lillee. Not your attitude, your singing voice, your 'dancing', and certainly not that frumpy body or homely face of yours.
On a side note, I would love to see a 90 Day Fiance situation starring Lillee, Laur, and some green card-seeking Pradip. Imagine the rich milk, kek.
No. 856078
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No. 856081
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No. 856087
>>856081Once again she is trying to reel in the feetfags.
Her and Laur are obsessed with having Lille's bio on any wiki page possible, so I wouldn't be surprised if they're aiming for wikifeet kek.
No. 856088
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Anons didn't she upload her infamous IG meltdown herself to Youtube at one time? It was that or on her IG. If she didn't regret that then why try to hide it?
>>856087Probably the only reason they haven't made one yet is because on wikifeet anyone can rate and leave comments. It'd be full of farmers and scrotes giving her 1 star. Reminds me how there's 2 mysterious OnlyFans accounts under LilleeJean and RealLilleeJean.
No. 856091
>>856080Already down. Goddamnit Lillee you fat fucking retard go play dollies for a while so I can watch some classic cringe of yours.
>>856088The story arc I pray we never get kek.
No. 856106
>>856104Bless you, anon. I forgot how delicious this vintage milk was.
So many quotes that could be weaponised against her and so much vile, immature hatred. And guess what Lillee? Now I've downloaded this video too and I'll also upload it to anyone who requests it. The more you try and hide this video the more it'll spread. Try googling "Streisand effect".
PS: go catch covid No. 856111
>>856107 >>856104 Holy crazy eyed Goblin, batman! In less than 40 minutes this fat lazy pig and/or her fat lazy unemployed pig mother already got the video removed and the channel banned for "platform misuse" or some shit. Looks like it's time to download a VPN and start a new channel to upload it.
For all the lurking they do here, you'd think they'd take some of our advice like
(but not limited to): go to a doctor, start bathing regularly, go on a diet, get a job, get an education, get a real HS diploma instead of that worthless Keystone one printed on toilet paper, learn English, pay your taxes, stop spending rent money on bots, etc ad nauseum.
It's really not that difficult to become a productive member of society. It's not like Lillee will ever be famous
(being known as a copyright striking deformed retard doesn't count) as she's got no talent and nothing going for her. Although, I gotta say, the pictures in
>>856081 are movie material, as in "low budget horror movie that was shot in my basement by HS kids" kind of movie. Lillee still wouldn't be the star, but if I saw some deformed creature like that staring at me with their bug-eyes from my darkened staircase, I'd probably have a coronary.
(Look that word up Lillee, it'll be on your hospital papers soon after your heart gives out full being a fat fuck.) Idk what's more horrifying, the size of her calves compared to the rest of her body, her huge cankles, the stained shirt that doesn't fit her or the dead eyed stare. Why she would even post these is beyond me, #1 is pure nightmare fuel. I hoped she washed those pants before she stole them from Laur. Here's a clue Lillee: if you can't use the ankle strap on any of your shoes and you have to steal mommy's pants & you somehow still look like a stuffed sausage, it's time to lose weight. You shouldn't weigh 150lbs at 4ft9in, that's about 60lbs too much.
Her 3 chins and wide hook nose are starting to make her look more like her disgusting mother everyday. How unfortunate.
No. 856142
>>856137It's also not funny and plain rude. Not that she would know that because nothing lilleejean does is wrong. According to her.
If she's doubling Down on those statements she has said in the past she has just confirmed she is either super racist, transphobic etc. Or that she knew saying such vile things would get her attention. Anyone who supports her have confirmed they are the same or sad pick me's who will do anything with Anyone for attention.
No. 856145
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She did another live. Couldn't get past 10 minutes due to how cringey she is.
The guy is a tot real actor who started acting at 7 (in his cousin horror movie keks) but somehow ends up talking in LJ live.
Any greentext anon would be appreciated.
No. 856154
>>856139 Many people do that, and it doesn't even appear to be the same anon. Not sure what's deranged about it, and least they can spell properly. Way to nitpick, anon.
>>856146 I couldn't make it past 5 minutes of the live, but I noticed the same thing. All her guests manage to look super uncomfortable when interacting with lillee. Can't say I blame them. Not sure why the attic Goblins thought having LJ interview people was a good idea, she can't relate to anyone as she's got no life experience and a piss poor education. All this series does is highlight how immature and stupid she is.
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>>856145He doesn't come off as the brightest star in the sky, but seems genuinely nice and knows a thing or two about acting. He is polite but does seem at times to be put off by her constant interruption and shallow feedback.
>Do you do your own stunts? Like, 'hi-ya!' (makes a stereotypical kung fu chopping motion with her hands)Um, nitpick but that seems like a really dated reference. Like all stunt work is Jackie Chan and they all say "hi-ya"
Upon him saying that he does his own stunts:
>Whenever you see like Tom Cruise and stuff it's always more real. So I like when people do their own stunts. Even though they might die, like you're not, so clearly you're good.Nothing offensive here, just such a laughably dumb statement.
Her obvious feigning interest, bafflement, and surprise at what any of her guests say is so cringey, and this interview is no different.
Picrel wish I didn't see this. Right after that,
>pretty much it's just been auditions at this point. But, you know, studios are dirty. I don't like that part. Guy is confused, not sure what she's talking about (anons, theorize here). Just nods and says OK.
Uses the part about him saying he doesn't get cast for Russian because he's darker to talk about herself and how she is Ukranian and they tend to be fair like her. She then tries to say there are parts of Russia where there are people with darker skin, but doesn't know geography so she just gestures where Ukraine is, then slides her hands to the side saying "this way".
Sorry anons, can't make it through all of this. Too cringey and uninteresting. Can't handle this much ignorance coming out someone who is trying so hard to sound intelligent. Will do some more bits and pieces later so you don't have to watch this.
No. 856164
>>856156He shows her his Lost Boys tshirt and it takes her a long time to read what it says and react. (She puts her face uncomfortably close to the computer - does she not wear contacts for these interviews?) He says it's one of his favorite movies. She howls in "recognition" (?). He asks her if she's seen it, as in the movie. She says, "Yeah, right there." She clearly never heard of Lost Boys and I can't tell if she's trying to be funny saying yeah, she's seen the tshirt, like it's right there.
Starts talking about getting fx makeup put on for roles and he says, "It's cool, like your stuff…" She cuts him off and before he's even said a compliment, says, "Thank you." The he finishes, "…is amazing." She does it again, thanking him for the the compliment she expects to get before it comes out of his mouth (maybe nitpicking here).
He talks about how memorizing lines is the easy part, the hard part is the psychological part and bringing your character to life. She nods vigorously as though she understands then inexplicably turns it into getting rejected a role and how most people take it very personally. But, she reminds him, hockey has prepared him for life and no matter what, he's Tyler Gallant, an amazing person so fuck you. Which is an odd thing to say right after taking rejection personally, especially when he didn't bring up that subject. Confused but polite nodding from Tyler. She goes abruptly into another question, not letting him finish his thought.
Goes into Michael Chekhov method to which she says, "I've heard briefly of it." (That is a direct quote, not me being ESL.)
Translation: don't know anything about it.
When he brings the Chechov book out, he mentions how it's helped him, then says, "I don't know what kind of learner you are. There's the auditory learners, the visual learners…" To which she replies:
>Improv (talking over him). Improv, and pretty much just doing it myself.Kinda says it all doesn't it? Not to mention, that wasn't what he was asking.
He then goes more into the Chekhov method and she seems confused at certain points and bored at others. He gives an example of a character smothering her and he's seriously talking about an acting method, something he's been studying and uses in his professional life. She makes a joke of it and laughs and is being disrespectfully silly. He holds his ground and continues seriously to talk about a scene he did. She notices he's not laughing back so she goes back to pretending to be interested in what he's saying, using cartoon facial expressions.
No1currs but I briefly studied with an actor who worked a lot with Elias Kazan. I was by no means a seasoned actor, nor did I want to become one. Some of the techniques he describes to her, like the hot lava, are well known techniques. Even someone who's taken only a few months of acting classes like me knows this kind of stuff. She says she's never heard of this. If she took a few acting classes, she'd know more than cartoon facial expressions. But I guess no one can teach her better than herself.
He shows her illustrations in the book depicting the physicality of emotions, and talks about how doing psychological gestures can physically affect you. She responds with:
>It's interesting because I personally am into like the psychosis behind things. If it was anyone else, I'd call this a freudian slip but I doubt she knows the difference between psychosis and psychology.
No. 856172
>>856164Asks what he thinks her "aura" is. He says air. She tells him he is wrong, she is fire. Reasons that it fits with her sign, blah blah blah.
Not knowing what more to say, he asks about her acting experience. Brings up that he mother did props for movies (of course). Brings up the fact that she did theatre when she was 16.
>People were such assholes towards me cuz they don't understand theatre. Theatre is exaggeration of every motion so people can see you. It's very misunderstood.Does tongue exercises that is clearly meant to show… something else? This and in other interviews she does vocal "warmups" and acts silly meanwhile the other person takes it seriously.
No. 856173
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New article.
https://medium.com/authority-magazine/internet-reform-lillee-jeans-big-idea-that-might-change-the-world-b0760b80fd67
>I am aiming for a Federal law to be put into place. This is my goal, and I do have a Senator that is interested in pushing this agenda forward. We have been sidelined because of the global pandemic, the insurrection and other things that are deemed (and I agree on this point), far more important at the moment, for Congress to deal with. I intend, however to continue pushing forward, and I hope to make some real headway in 2022 on this subject. We have lined up next year (hoping Covid is not as prevalent as it is right now) some speaking I will be doing at schools, etc., as well as interviews I plan on giving. My ultimate goal is to go to Congress to testify on having some real substantiative laws put in place.Lillee's going to speak at schools AND go to congress? No fucking way, she couldn't even order Chinese food for herself.
>>856156During Laur's live Laur was talking about behind the scenes prop/set studios were dirty. Which can be true, but Lillee doesn't realize that not every person involved in making movies is jammed into one studio together. Just her parroting what mommy said.
No. 856176
>>856173Can't imagine a responsible educator bringing her in to speak to students. Can picture a principle or teacher who just doesn't care bringing just anyone in to occupy the kids for an hour while they go out to smoke a cigarette. In which case, she's got a speaking engagement.
Say what you want about politics but there is no way someone as inarticulate as she will be able to speak in front of congress. She cannot form coherent sentences. This has been proven repeatedly in everything she does. Would love to know what substantive law she is advocating for. Stop being mean to Lillee online? Don't point out all the racist, homophobic, transphobic things Lillee has said? Censor anything anyone has to say about Lillee that isn't gushing praise? Seriously, what exactly is she advocating for?
No. 856183
>>856173She's such a shitty liar, she's already shown her hand by planting the seed there for the reason why these fugazi events won't happen.
>(hoping Covid is not as prevalent as it is right now)No matter how much things improve, as long as covid is still around LJ will stay sat on her fat ass blaming covid for her inactivity and fabricating her alternate reality online.
>>856176>unsaged post>twansphobiaBack to twitter you go, faggot.
No. 856198
>>856164I know the general farm consensus is that all these interviews are with some form of scammer, but ALL of them are more interesting and engaging than Lillee. She's so far behind the curve of achievement that being mediocre in a craft makes you miles ahead of her.
This guy won't be a leading man anytime soon, but even background acting and a dismissal career as a pro hockey player are legions above the achievements Lillee touts to justify her titles.
No. 856202
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so enlightened
No. 856216
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No. 856226
>>856081knowing that Laur took these makes them feel even more like a crime scene.
it’s hard for me to shit on Lillee, as shitty and awful as she can be, knowing she’s the
victim of covert incest at the hands of Laur Trueman. who is also her pimp.
No. 856250
>>856249The hair and crown look shooped on, more than just a bad wig.
In
>>856217 the reflection from the crown makes it look like whoever is taking the picture is in underwear.
No. 856254
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>>856216Some more
In the last one you can sort of see a nice big patch of acanthosis nigricans on the back of her neck
No. 856256
>>856254she really needs to get a handle on things, because we know laur won't take her perfect princess to see a doctor that might tell her she's anything less than perfect and healthy.
stop with the takeout junk food, lillee. eat more leafy greens and some protein that isn't heavily breaded chicken mush or you're gonna develop diabetes (if you haven't already.)
No. 856258
>>856256They won’t do shit until Lillee develops a gangrene or something.
Laur has done irreparable damage to Lillee’s mental and physical health at this point. You can’t let your child sit on their ass all day and you should be concerned when they say that light cardio causes “low blood sugar”. Lillee is quite possibly the most unfit 20 year old I’ve ever seen.
No. 856265
>>856156Keks at the armpit sweat stains. So classy Lillee.
>>856156>>856164>>856172Thank you green text anon for your sacrifice.
No. 856283
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Wasn't the whole reason Lillee Jean got her picture on the billboard was she promised to go cruelty free? She'll lie about anything to get ahead.
No. 856284
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>>856283I don't see this comment on the Two Face lipstick video anymore, so I'm assuming Lillee hid it because…well, she can't take any criticism, even if it wasn't about her. But her reply is super cunty and doesn't line up with the environmental advocate she wants to pretend to be.
No. 856292
>>856283>digital testsPlease tell us, oh great font of knowledge, how the fuck a "digital" test would work to say, see if a product
triggers an adverse allergic reaction? Or clings to the skin instead of melting off? Sure, there's absolutely cruelty free ways to test these things, but not "digital"
God she's a fucking mong
No. 856310
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Digging up old Laur milk from her FB. She's always been this way, reporting everyone to the INTERNET POLICE.
No. 856321
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Does Farouq have a fetish or does he know this bitch needs a shower?
No. 856324
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No. 856325
>>856323Those three words have been engraved into my memory ever since I read that post. Absolutely revolting but if I ever start making music then Sweet Menstrual Smell will be my stage name.
>>856324She genuinely has the proportions of a midget here and I'm not even saying this as a snide joke.
Although it is kinda funny for someone who's trademark is being "petite" kek. No. 856328
>>856310I can't imaging getting this incensed over some email spam. It's not only Lillee who is miserable in that attic; Laur has been a loser her whole life and that fills her with so much rage that it spills over into everything.
Earl is lucky; at least he has his own freezer as a quiet haven away from the two angry dwarves.
No. 856341
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Saged for ancient milk
No. 856343
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>>856341Googled lillee.is.lyfe and this link, (you can't access the actual post) has a link to a media fire video…of our goblin flexing her calf muscle for internet weirdos when she was….13 or 14.
No. 856347
>>856346I think it’s likely that she uploaded this video to Instagram and one of her followers saved it
She found out pretty early that showing feet will get her some attention
No. 856350
>>856347Teenage girls are targeted by pervs for this exact reason. It can make young girls feel powerful to get adult male attention online and so they get manipulated into "participating" in their own grooming when the pervs convince them that they are in total control of the situation and that posting these kinds of pics/videos was their own idea.
Any normal, responsible parent would nip that shit in the bud as soon as they found out, but Laur has been encouraging Lillee to actively cultivate an audience of nasty fetishists since she was in middle school. Lillee is a delusional, entitled mini-Karen, but Laur is even worse, because she's the kind of garbage who has no qualms about pimping out her underage daughter, all for some worthless social media engagement.
I honestly don't care if Lillee ever has an epiphany and stops living her fabricated life as a fake influencer, but I do hope she eventually leaves Laur and cuts her off completely. That's what Laur deserves.
No. 856353
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There are tons of her underage feet pics out there
I’m sure Laur was always supportive of this type of content
No. 856372
>>856353Where’d you get these anon? I’ve been around since the BGC thread and never seen the bottom picture. I’m weary of anyone posting this shit since Laur & Elaine have been accusing the farms of hosting cp. seems like a lot of LJ’s teen pics are being posted recently with no
valid reason.
No. 856375
>>856366middle school anon said that lj had a habit of wearing heavy makeup and very revealing clothes to school (when she bothered to show up at all) and that laur was always at the school office being loud and argumentative.
there was some tinfoil that part of the reason laur wound up yanking lj out of real school was because school administration was asking too many questions or that cps had been notified.
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>>856372I got them from an old thread:
>>>/snow/854342 No. 856385
>>856376what the fuck was laur going for? child kidnap
victim modeling for her captor, Dan Schneider?
No. 856402
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A pic of 15 year old Lillee from an older thread
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No. 856425
>>856416>>856422>>856410The clothes here, while better than her way too small summer rompers and dresses, look more normal and suit her better. Having said that though, none of the clothes look extraordinary. Models are supposed to make ordinary clothes look better than they really are enough to make people want to buy them. These are just pictures of a young woman wearing normal, inexpensive clothes on the street. Like the other anon said, none of the outfits she wears look well made, high quality, or tailored to her body. And if, let's say, that sweater jacket was all cashmere and cost $1200 (which it isn't), I'm sorry but it doesn't look luxurious and well made in these photos.
Armchair time. I think Laur and Lillee are driven by wanting to be desired. Similar things have been said already, but I think Laur has always wanted to be desired. Desired sexually, but also desired as a close friend, a great coworker, and a much in-demand propmaster who has the uncanny ability to find extremely rare things for big budget movies. She ingrained that desire to be desired onto Lillee. To Laur, to be desired romantically and sexually, to be highly sought after, by many was (is) the pinnacle of personal value. This is how she feels validated as a superior person. That was passed on to Lillee. This is the reason for these risque photos of her when she was underage. It's like Laur is saying to as many people as she can, "Look at my gorgeous daughter. Isn't she sexy and beautiful? Don't you all desire her to be your [fill in the blank here]?"
It's interesting because that way of viewing herself is much stronger in Lillee because she is young and has not gotten a whole lot of rejection (yet) since Laur protects her from all that. For Laur though, she's lived longer and has had more life experience, especially with earning a living so she has felt the sting of rejections to know that she is not very much desired as she would like to be. Lillee on the other hand, has created a world of her own in which she is highly desired. This is not healthy. This bubble will one day burst, because it simply has to. This realization will be extremely painful because she is finally experiencing them as an adult. It might lead to a serious breakdown. I hope for her sake it doesn't, but living in her make believe world for this long will only lead to disaster.
No. 856433
>>856425 They absolutely wanted to be desired and highly sought after, however Laur never put in the work that goes into it and now Lillee does the same. They're just two delusional idiots that can't seem to live in reality with the rest of us. Laur's lies have always been outlandish, to the point where people didn't even bother fact checking her because her claims were just so improbable. Retarded Laur took that as everyone believing her lies, when really they know she's full of shit and not important enough to waste time on. If her or LJ had the slightest bit of self awareness, they wouldn't lie as much as they do or about the things they lie about. For instance, Laur tells everyone she's a "Hollywood Propmaster" with many famous clients and multiple industry connections. Surely someone like that would be able to help their kid kickstart their Hollywood career, if only by nepotism alone. However, Lillee is a failure with 0 credits to her name, and Laur isn't capable of using logic to see how bad she's making her kid look.
("Wow, Lillee still can't get work even with all her mom's connections? She must have no talent whatsoever!") Of course nobody who knows Laur believes a word she says, but it's interesting look into her thought process. It just goes to show that she's incapable of using simple logic and has no foresight whatsoever.
No. 856434
>>856410Her jaw looks so facetuned especially in the second pic.
Also keks at the fact she has zero balance (nice ballerina credibily lj) an appears to be falling like
>>856411 said.
No. 856435
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From IG story
No. 856436
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Awkwardly posing with… something.
No. 856438
>>856435>>856436Lillee when you take pictures of such mundane things you make it obvious to us that you only leave the house to get your teeth butchered and when your poor landlord finally manages to turf you goblins out. And for the love of god
please get some glasses that aren't made for senior citizens.
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>>856408Many of LJ's older pics looked shirtless. Pic related is just some of them, there's even more and they're all incredibly disturbing. There's the one "Ice Queen Fire Queen" makeup look she did as a minor where the picture is just topless Lillee covering her chest with her arms. Laur wants to call the farms a CP ring when she let Lillee upload all the images that are still up.
No. 856446
>>856440She looks sooooo old and I know this had been said billion times.
This is beyond 100% sedentary and goblin genetics, I wouldn't be surprised if she has some mild form of progeria shit or something.
No. 856447
>>856446I actually think she looks younger now. I mean she still has that weird 13 or 30 vibe going on but the weight she's packed on has softened her facial features and made her look more mid 20s than mid 30s in
>>856440 but I definitely think there's some genetic fuckery going on. She seems to have a few symptoms of Turner Syndrome (wide neck, broad chest with widely spaced breasts, dental issues, eyesight issues, obesity, diabetes, learning difficulties, etc) and I think it's safe to say Laur indulged herself a tad too much during pregnancy causing Lillee to have FAS so I wouldn't rule out further issues. Abhorrent personality aside, I actually feel kinda bad for Lillee listing these things because if that was my kid I'd be seeking help.
No. 856448
>>856447I agree with you anon, however:
>I actually think she looks younger nowIsn't due to her raging use of facetune and highly overexposed pictures?
She hasn't been to an event such as Drunk Elephant in years, where the event's photographer would upload the pix somewhere else than on lj website.
No. 856450
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I finally worked out who Lillee's been trying to emulate in her photos. It makes so much sense now.
No. 856463
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>>856455ew. did some scrote wander in?
No. 856474
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Just a few things noticed.
>mommaire
She calls Laur that who is offscreen, while they deal with technical difficulties. (Was this live edited? Because she says Alan was in the middle of telling a story when he got cutoff.) This is interesting because recently Shroomy (whose art is genuinely terrific - would love to know who this is because clearly this is a professional and must be published regularly) on Twitter they hilariously call her a dolt for using the term "mommaire" in an old post when what she means is "ma mere" meaning "my mother" in French. (Pheepy has not been giving her French lessons.). Tinfoil that she saw that and this is her passive aggressive way of "getting back" at them. Doubling down ignorance will sure show them!
Alan's camera angle is typical of some people of a certain age who always has their camera pointed up their nose and their chin cut off. Picrel.
Will try to watch the whole thing and write more. I can only do this in small bits at a time. Need to give my brain a break in between because, well, you know.
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>>856474He showed up 30 mins late, had his phone camera facing forward then lost connection (this part is weird bc he had to come back on a different account. Wondering if his account got restricted for participating in a live with bot viewers).This is where the stream picks back up. I highly recommend watching the first 30 minutes of Lillee completely ignoring her bot viewers and staring at the camera. It was still up on her IG account last night.
No. 856481
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Saged for old milk
No. 856482
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No. 856484
>>856482Jesus Christ, the emotional incest is so bad it's bordering on physical incest. Laur's homophobia is starting to make her look like a closet queen. Also:
>"you are starting to grow up">literally the size of a fucking midgetkek
No. 856486
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>>856484She actually looks like a normal sized child next to wee Earl
No. 856500
>>856479She must have edited that part out because this version starts in the middle of him having gotten cutoff.
>Did you work with like Pamela Anderson and stuff? (God, her language)
Alan says she wasn't on during the season he worked on, but claims to have had a hand in casting her before he left the show.
Alan segues into paying weak lipservice to/virtue signaling for not having enough diversity on the show because the creators only wanted blondes (well, lucky LJ could have been on it because she's a definite blonde!).
>… and I said I think you'd be great with diversity but you know… anyway…LJ nods knowingly. If he was the showrunner he definitely would have had a say in casting. But like he said, "You know, anyway." Shrug. Diversity. Whatever.
Alan throws in some casual sexism:
>I said, she's [Pam A] going to be fun to work with, above and beyond the jiggle.LJ bursts out laughing. Um, thought she was a feminist?
Apparently, he had to hire additional assistants just to keep "busty" women from charging into his office and flashing him to get a spot on the show. He refers to breasts as "her two attributes." Again, only laughter from our staunch feminist.
His favorite subject in school was "recess". When asked the same question on a youtube, Laur answered, "None of them."
He and Laur supposedly have been friends for decades. Yeah… I can see that.
No. 856536
>>856533KEK. I love it,
nonny. This gets my vote for next thread pic.
No. 856559
>>856533 I love this, I second it for the next thread pic.
For all her talk about "being pre-diabetic" back then, she looks just as fat if not bigger now. I really don't understand why Laur is so obsessed with Lillee's looks; she was an ugly, fat fuck then and she's an ugly, fat fuck now. What is she seeing that apparently every single person in the universe fails to notice? I get that whole "proud parent" thing, but Laur is next level. I wonder if she's obsessed with Lillee because she's one of those losers that popped out a gremlin so that "there'd always be someone to love her"? I used to think it was because she viewed Lillee is an accomplishment, but that can't be. Deep down I think she knows her daughter is as useless as she is.
No. 856562
>>856559Laur needs something to cling to that will make her successful. Lillee's more talented than Laur, and when Lillee was 14-15, she looked wildly different than she does now. It was a ton of makeup and trashy choices in attire, but they jumped on the influencer train and had some minor success. Laur has always failed. Lillee can interview her about how she was a successful prop master to the movie industry, but Lillee has also mentioned multiple times about how dirt poor they were. They couldn't afford a Christmas tree, so she had to make one out of a cardboard box (Christmas 2022 is gonna be rough, do you live in the box or make a tree?), laur went without dinner so Lillee would have food ( instant mashed potatoes are expensive??), etc. For all of her boasting about her life, Laur's barely scraped by her entire adult life. Some influencers with less than 100k followers make more from a placement deal than Laur claimed to make in a year. If Lillee had been able to secure a management team worth anything and laur hadn't scared/pissed them off, Lillee might have found a niche. Being overweight wouldn't deny her success, several beauty gurus who do it full time are overweight. But Laur spent the part of Lillee's career that would have given her a chance doing product placement for free and creating a stigma around Lillee that will follow her professionally for the foreseeable future. She ran off anyone that disagreed and stood up to her. But, because Laur will ALWAYS be the
victim, none of it is her fault. it will be that a cult targeted her daughter and all brands are pussies that bent to the will of a small group of bullies. If Lillee actually had real working relationships with brands that were beneficial for the brands, they wouldn't have dropped her because of 1 or 2 messages. Laur screwed the pooch but will never admit it.
No. 856569
>>856481>Ford Models u don't know what ur missingTop KEKS at the fact Laur and LJ got rejected by a real model agency and of the most famous one.
I can see them yelling at the secretary and then spam all the other nyc model agency with those horrible pictures.
How can they miss that models have to be at least 175cm, thin and of course great/interesting looking.
This two seriously live in a whole parallel universe.
No. 856579
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More old milk
How does she expect to act in Disney movies if she can’t handle going to the cinema for 2 hours?
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No. 856599
>>856587Tiana Ferrel is the pr agent who made Lillee's Lillee Jean talks season 2 "press release"
>>850846they're all just grifters using each other for non-existent engagement and publicity.
No. 856614
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Some highlights from her new “interview”
No. 856621
>>856614what is the point of all these dumb interviews? SEO?
She keeps answering the same pointless questions, acting as if she is some beauty pageant contestant going on about how we all just need to come together and america is oh so great….
No. 856633
>>856474>>856479LJ’s pre-show before the last live
- Tells everyone she’s having a Halloween party on IG live on Halloween. Keeps looking unsure about the date (October 31st)
- She woke up at 12:45 in the afternoon to have a wrap. Can’t eat wraps because of her braces.
- Her hair routine consists of getting it cut. She likes to keep it healthy. Naturally, her hair is a loose wave. She’s been using different products.
- Says she can’t see far away. Puts on her glasses made for a 91 year old grandma. Refuses to wear contacts. She doesn’t want her cornea to die. (Apparently I’m in for a future world of hurt, along with everyone else using safe, doctor prescribed contacts)
- Her father totally had light blonde hair, but a red beard. (Blonde runs in the family, not red, duh!)
- Stopped using Snapchat in 9th grade. (Back when she gave up on living a normal life) Her last memory of Snapchat is she was going up to the chalkboard and somebody took a picture of her ass. Put it up on their Snapchat. Now, according to her, her butt looked really good, but at the same time it’s like…she just makes a face and never finishes the thought.
- Her thoughts on Target are passive. Never really shops for clothes there.
- Back to her butt. Yes, she has a good butt according to her, but as she says, who does that? She didn’t consent her butt to them. (She is irresistible, it must be hard)
- She’s French, German and Scottish on her dads side, so that’s where the red comes from. Because, sometimes, (her very blonde hair) can look red.
- Always messing with her hair. Getting more oil on it from her oily fingers. I cringe each time.
- She shows her very professional setup that consists of things holding other things up. Not sure why she doesn’t just invest in a stand for her lives that she’s very serious about.
- Someone asks if she would be down to FaceTime. She proclaims she doesn’t feel like it right now. Maybe in the future.
- Wants to make sure anyone who joins the Halloween live reads the disclaimer because she will be repurposing footage. If someone joins who’s under 18, she’s going to crop them out. She isn’t profiting off that, no way!
- She says no comment to someone instead of just avoiding the question entirely.
- She went for very simple makeup. Simple makeup with a very noticeably over lined lip. Not sure if that’s trending right now, but I’m guessing it isn’t.
- Her nails aren’t done, don’t judge. She doesn’t want to get Covid. Even though people are being careful, some aren’t masking and she doesn’t want to risk herself. (She means put herself at risk) She wants to follow guidelines and feels like it’s relatable, not being too perfect.
- Her show is booked until January. Gives someone attitude about not picking a date with her sooner because now she’s busy. Saying in the future she wants to have set dates and times so it’s more structured.
- She shouts out to Tanzania. It’s very pretty.
- She doesn’t explain what she’s talking about when answering someone’s question but says she does not have either. Someone must be impersonating her. The things that she doesn’t want to wear anymore, she donates.
- 4 years ago she did a campaign where she showed herself at the local drop off, where you put clothes. She thinks any way we can help someone else, we should. There’s no reason to profit off things she doesn’t want anymore.
- She has fall allergies. They make her raspy. She’s always worried if it’s Covid. Omg! Her seasonal allergies are very bad.
- Invites him early because everyone is on her schedule. (She waits for no one!)
- Still talking about Covid. If we stay safe, we can become a better nation. People are being very, not together, we have to be together on this. She says Covid has rampaged through this entire world. Wonders if she should do something on that, because mentally it’s hurt so many.
- She can’t text because of her live. Not sure why she doesn’t have multiple devices in her professional setup like a phone with an iPad or a computer.
- The longer her guest takes, the more annoyed she gets. Gives annoyed looks to professional, helpful assistant.
- She will be visiting Cali (California) once Covid is over. She just needs to be cautious. Freaks out over the littlest things so…(doesn’t finish her thought.) She must stay safe, she’s freaked out. The most she’s doing is teeth and food. Super simple stuff.
- Third time inviting him.
- She loves Wonder Woman. Is the embodiment of female empowerment. Says It’s always so empowering to do it.
- She doesn’t hate coffee, but she likes tea, decaffeinated tea. When she was little she would make an iced coffee with mostly cream and the smallest amount of coffee. Says it would literally taste like a milkshake. It always made her feel so like…she makes movements? I’m going to go with she means cool and sophisticated. Only wants it if she’s really in the mood, isn’t desirable.
- Uh oh, still waiting on her guest. Lots of deep sighs. (Hopefully her assistant gets right on this)
- Says this is part of the reality of going live. Looks more and more angry. Touches her eyelashes (near her corneas)
- She’s inviting him again. (x3)
- Says thank you really loudly to her assistant.
- She loves water, iced green tea is really good. She’s pretty simple. Talks about how tea stains teeth. Frustrating because she loves chai tea. You have to brush, brush, brush.
- Shows her makeup brushes and creams, says everything is a mess.
- Her next interview coming out is about being a disrupter. Wants to create something in the future, going to congress, some sort of policing on the internet. She thinks that by being civilly involved that way, it’s very important and it’s something she’s passionate about.
- If she could just text she said it would be so easy. (Almost like if she had a professional setup.)
- Her assistant yells stuff to her from the other room. She says seriously? okay, alright, as long as he’s okay.
- Her guest had an account issue. They are working it out. Perfect time to touch up her makeup.
- Says shit happens. If it didn’t happen, we’d be dead.
- More yelling to the other room. She’s annoyed because she can’t text her back. Lots of annoyed looks. Very annoyed, she can’t see. Needs her assistant to type username because she can’t see. (Those helpful contacts really would come in handy here)
- More dramatic sighs. Shows off the puffy sleeves on her brown sweater. Puts on more makeup. Removes a cat hair stuck in her newly applied lipgloss.
- She was saying she looked into one of her commenters and what that person did for a living. At first, this comes off normal, but the more I thought about it, it’s very strange. What person with 1 million followers looks into a small fans stuff? It CAN seem flattering, but then you realize it’s not. She doesn’t say, oh I love your stuff and what you do or anything that would make it seem flattering. Just spying on random accounts who interact with her for fun.
- It’s a whole ass mess. I tried to make it through all of it, I really did.
No. 856638
>>856633You did enough,
nonny. Just from reading this I want to throttle Lillee for being so annoying. I don't think any of us would've made it as far as you did.
No. 856640
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No. 856641
>>856640Picking a landmark in Pakistan is
chef's kiss absolute perfection,
nonny. Maybe LJ can use this for her Jeaniez tour when she goes to meet all her Pradips!
No. 856650
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>>856633Thanks so much for your sacrifice, anon. I'll take the second half.
Continues to be super annoyed at technical difficulties. Alan thought he could join the live on his laptop but I guess you can't do that (not a 'grammer here). A lot of eye rolling and puffing out her cheeks and exhaling hard. Continues to speak in annoyed voice to offscreen assistant (mommaire) but instantly goes into little princess girly voice when talking to all her "fans".
>"The only good thing about this is that on Youtube and lj dot com this entire 20 minutes [gestures with hands how much 20 minutes is] will be cut. Won't be there so you will just see him talking which is really good. It is the Lillee Jean show, afterall."Hears an airplane pass above her house.
>"Oh my gosh these airplanes. I'm just not having these airplanes. This is why I report the airplanes [points and looks up]. They're so loud. They disturb me."So where she lives is under the LaGuardia flight path, and that area is dense. So instead of moving elsewhere or or soundproofing her room or learning to deal with it like thousands of other people, she reports them. Another reason to lobby congress to have airlines divert their flight path so they don't fly above her while she's recording. Or better yet, move LGA to another place entirely so she is not disturbed.
Personally, I think this diva attitude is for her online persona only. She wouldn't be able to get away with this attitude irl, especially not in NYC. This is why she rarely goes out, because she can't act the way she wants anywhere else but in her own home.
Picks out another cat hair from her mouth.
>"I always say upstate people [meaning upstate NY] are not the same as people in the boroughs [NYC]. It's actually 2 different types of people. Upstate, think Pennsylvania type."Bet upstate NYers love being called "Pennsylvania type", whatever that means.
Abruptly turns to offscreen assistant to shout, "He's on?" in an annoyed voice. These assistants, they can't get anything right!
Ties hair up in a very messy ponytail. Not chic messy, just messy. Checks herself, realizes how bad it looks (I guess) then puts it down again.
Plays with several filters. Personally, wish she kept the French bulldog one on for the whole time.
Goes back to the NYS vs NYC theme. Answering "fan" Shandi (sp?):
>I do not know where that is, like again, I'm from the boroughs. So anything that has to do with like further out, mmm, not really in my vicinity. But I will definitely pass it along to my team for the future. More annoyance after checking the time.
>"I don't like being late. But you know, things happen. [Big sigh]Uses the time to promote those superfluous bs interview articles that ask the same questions, to which she never answers clearly or directly.
Distracted again about airplane noise:
>"See, airplanes. Can you guys hear that? It's so disturbing. My goodness! If England can fly over the ocean why can we not? I understand that yes, you're hiring more people, more hours, more fuel [isn't she a non-treehugging environmentalist?] but… [makes frowny face that I can't quite describe so see picrel] what about small business owners?"Is she calling herself a small business owner??? And yes, "we" also fly over oceans. What is she talking about? Has she never looked at a map of her area to see where LGA is? In England, planes don't land in the middle of a body of water with no homes or businesses for miles around.
Shandi must be a very curious person. In response to her question related to the planes:
>"I don't know where you are but where I am I recently did complain because it's not OK! My local senator, he has put out a letter since March to the FAA and they never wrote him back! Definitely it's your civic right to be able to talk to your congressman, talk to your senators, on things like this."On her "fans" asking for subtitles in their language, it's really hard for her because her lives are unscripted and she'd have to pay people to translate it into every language. But surely, with 1mil subs, there must be some die hard devoted fans to do that for her?
Interspersed through all this are many, many annoyed looks to her poor assistant offscreen.
Alan finally comes on, first with his blurry finger in front of the camera, to reveal he has the camera facing the the wrong way so all we see is his desktop keyboard. Alan freezes. Alan seems to not be able to flip his camera to face him. Lj puts on her granny specs to see that he is indeed frozen. Alan unfreezes, and asks if she can see him now, while his camera is pointed to a cluttered desk. This is worse than facetiming with my boomer mom. Aaaaand Alan is gone again. Aaaaand Alan is back showing only the top of his face. She suggests he prop up his phone some where so he doesn't have to hold it.
Interview begins. Sorry anons, gotta go outside and clear my brain after this.
No. 856658
>>856600>I'm amazed LJ is continuing with her IG lives tbhI'm not surprised anon, she tried so many thing and failed miserably:
Modeling, acting, influencer, dancing, cosplaying, voice acting, etc, etc.
Her stupid lives is the only thing she has now.
No. 856663
>>856660A professional would send out detailed instructions to her guests ahead of time. Or do a dry run with the boomer the day before
This isn’t rocket science, Lilz
No. 856667
Maybe nitpick but
>>856614>I used to forgot about the air conditioner at night (…) I cannot tell you how many times I found my lipsticks melted down to the nubJust sound so gross.
1/They probably didn't have air cond bc too poor. And frankly I can't imagine precious lj "forgetting" about it if she had it and if it was too hot.
2/If it made her lipsticks melt, why not you know… put them in the freezer with earl?
Also, no1care but I travelled to tropical countries with almost 90% humidity and really hot, none of my lipstick "melted down to the nub", what kind of cheap shit does she use?
No. 856669
>>856660That's all great advice for someone who isn't LJ, anon. The truth of the matter is that if any portion of Lillee's following on any platform were real, these LJ Talks Live episodes would have seen her hemorrhaging subscribers and views for the past months. She achieved her "1 million Jeaniez" when her content consisted exclusively of makeup, skincare, and the occasional "cosplay." That means that, ostensibly, Lillee's followers and fans subscribed to see that kind of content.
Of course, creators sometimes change gears with what kind of content they make, but usually only when their fans start getting bored with the repetition and they start losing engagement. Given that her (totally real) engagement has been increasing (in fits and starts, mysteriously coinciding with when certain government programs are doling out emergency funds to the public,) it wouldn't make sense for Lillee to switch to doing an interview show and inviting guests that- other than McScamzie -have absolutely nothing to do with the beauty, skincare, or cosplay industries. Even if she was doing a great job at her interview show, she'd still be losing subs and engagement because there's no way that a tween interested in basic makeup and Wonder Woman cares about some old washed-up soap actress, or some random dude in his 30s with a gimmicky workout tool, or some boomer whose biggest claim to fame is having directed episodes of a tv show that was known for being terrible when it aired and ended two decades ago.
No. 856674
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Poor Pradip
No. 856689
>>856633 >>856650 Thank you, transcription anons. I can't imagine having to listen or look at her today. The last time I did a transcription of one her lives, I had to have a stiff drink. She's just so unlikable, fake, and grating. You really took one for the team, bless you.
What's with her calling her mom her assistant? Does she think anyone actually believes she can afford to pay one? She can't even be consistent, one day she's got a team, one day it's an assistant, then she'll brag about how she does this shit "all on her own", like it's an accomplishment to pump out unedited, redundant content. I'd really like to know what her IQ is, I know that isn't a great measure of intelligence but it can be quite telling especially if she's in the double digits like I assume. I've never seen someone with virtually no talent, beauty, skills, or intelligence, be so boastful and full of self-esteem. It's kind of fascinating to watch. Most people would be embarrassed but not Lillee! In her head I think she believes that her "fans"
(kek) buy into her bullshit.
I would've loved to be a fly on the wall when Laur got the rejection letter from Ford Models. The fact that she thought Lillee could be signed to a top agency (and didn't think to go to a lesser known one) is pretty telling of how delusional she is. How did that not burst Lillee's makeshift reality bubble?
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>>856689Anon, you mean that this is not the right face for Ford Models?
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>>856712Don’t forget her famous photoshoot with FH
No. 856721
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>>856694 Good God she is so unfortunate looking. Her fake persona and desperate
"Look at how quirky I am" exaggerated faces don't help her overall image either.
>>856719 Wasnt that the one where you can hear Laur's shrill & nasal-y voice yelling things in the background at Lillee? I mean it's one thing to do it at home in the dungeon, it's another to act like that in public infront of people, especially when you've got no experience and are trying to give your goblin direction anyway. I can't seem to find the video but it was the most amateur photoshoot I've ever seen. Lillee had no clue what to do or how to pose, the setup was straight outta the attic, they had no props, gave her no direction, and slapped a blurry disco ball on a stock backdrop then called it a day.
Sorry for the picrel, I cropped it from YouTube because I couldn't find the original and it popped up while I was looking for the FH "Shoot". I could totally see this picture pop up on while
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's damaged genes" plays in the background.
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Okay so maybe i’m just nitpicking, but on the most recent disaster of a Live, she goes to readjust herself(because she’s getting REALLY getting annoyed at this point and keeps fidgeting) and you can hear her butt-cheeks slowly ripping themselves from her chair. Picrel shows that she indeed is not wearing any pants. Hard to see unless you watch it, but she admits “Oh my god my butt just stuck to the chair.” right after she moves. All while mommarie is coming in and out of the room. Barf.
No. 856736
>>856732 Omg anon, I can see her flabby side part of her pannus and watched the live - you're correct, she's not wearing pants. I don't know if I love or hate you for this revelation, but what the fuck? She's almost 21 and she just walks around in underwear
(or worse) with her mom there? And on camera in front of
millions tens of people on her live? Did she run out of crisco and couldn't get in her pants? Just when I think she couldn't get more disgusting.
Thank God she's got less than zero chance of ever getting cast in a movie. She can't even be bothered to get dressed for a 40 minute interview. There's no way could she ever be on set for 14 hours, spend hours in hair and makeup, learn lines, and keep herself in good shape to look good on camera. She can't even be arsed to brush her teeth and put on pants.
No. 856756
>>856719It's hilarious how she looks down, moves and loses balance just right when the picture is taken.
The photographer was shitty, and for example, you don't work with a direct flash during photoshoots.
But trying to take a decent picture from the goblin is one hell of a challenge!
What I don't get is there are billion of really good yt tuto to learn how to pose for amateur models or people who just want to look their best while they have their picture taken.
Ford-model-lillee-candidate spends her whole day/night on internet but couldn't bother to look at just one video to 1/Learn one flattering pose for her hard-on-the-eyes body type. 2/hold the damn pose for 3sec.
No. 856757
>>856689>What's with her calling her mom her assistant? This is such classic Laur and Lillee behavior, trying to trick people into believing that Lillee Jean Beauty Inc is more than just the two of them sitting on their fat asses on their couch.
When we first started talking about Lillee, Laur was pretending to be Rene, Lillee's manager and on her private twitter, Laur liked to claim that she got so many DMs from people who had issues with Geico or Uber or whatever company she felt had wronged her.
Now, whenever they talk about "the bullies", Lillee likes to say that her legal team is on the case, as if it isn't just the two of them sending out DMCAs and C&Ds they found on the internet.
No. 856761
>>856561 ,
>>856569>>856689 ,
>>856712This rejection from Ford Models is very interesting.
Back in the days, Lillee wasn't known here. Back then, they couldn't blame Diane or the "haters" for sabotaging her "career".
I wonder what Laur told Lillee about the rejection.
Probably that she was such great model material she needed her very own manager (aka Laur of course) and that Ford Models wasn't competent enough to deal with her fabulous look (keks).
Lillee is too dumb to question Laur and the fact she has zero modelling knowledge nor connection in the business.
Or that she is at the exact opposite side of the very basic requirements for modelling - not only physically but mentally.
Also most of the clients are not looking for someone in particular, meaning: even if by some miracle Lillee would have been signed, she would have been in competition with all the other pretty models - which she never could have tolerated.
No. 856765
>>856761I'm with other anon, I never got the impression she even really tried to get with any modeling or acting agencies. I think Laur was just boasting about how beautiful Lillee was, with no connection to Lillee ever trying to join Ford Models.
Lillee HATES rejection, and Laur has done everything to protect her from it. "Don't go to casting calls, post on the internet and they'll come to you!"
No. 856767
>>856764>>856761This is why I don't think there was any actual "rejection" from Ford. They already know she can't compete with actual pro models on go-sees. They just use the term "model" as in someone who poses in front of the camera.
These days, working models are more diverse than ever. There are models with Downs Syndrome, Dwarfism, Autism, vitiligo. who are in wheelchairs, who are amputees, plus size, etc. There are agencies that specialize in niche models, although the larger mainstream ones represent some of them as well. 2 of the most important things these models all have in common are putting in a lot of effort and discipline to care for themselves so they look the best they can, and have a great attitude so people want to work with them. So the fact that Lilee is very short or overweight or disproportioned is not the issue. The issue is that she doesn't care for herself so that she is the best version of herself she can be physically. She also does not have the personality that makes many people want to work with her. She does not know how to act in professional settings and put other people at ease.
These 2 believe that if you don't try, no one can say you were rejected or that you failed. All you have to do is lie enough about it and you can fool people into thinking your lie is the truth. The problem for them is, you can fool some people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all of the time. And these 2 are such bad liars they will never be able to fool enough people to get ahead in life riding on their lies.
No. 856777
Sage for no proof, but my friend is positive she had a real-life run-in with Lillee near Astoria a couple months back. I’m just going to relay what she told me because it’s funny.
My friend is not a user of lolcow but I introduced her to the goblin enigmas this morning so I’d have someone else to laugh at the insanity with. She immediately recognized both Laur and Lillee because she was behind them in line at a Walgreens/CVS. She remembers them for a few reasons:
>They are staggeringly short. My friend is 5’4” and absolutely towered over both of them.
>Lillee is much fatter than her posted pictures; after showing my friend this page, she insists that LJ photoshop herself thinner.
>Laur was very, very loud while trying to make small talk with the cashier, bragging about Lillee’s accomplishments. The cashier was clearly weirded out.
>They were buying makeup and Laur had a coupon. She was complaining about the price of the products to the cashier who also, of course, didn’t care.
>LJ was pretty quiet and seemed slightly annoyed with her mom.
>LJ, who was wearing sweatpants, gave my friend a dirty look, presumably for looking quite put together.
Make of this what you will, but my friend says that she remembers them so clearly because everything they did just seemed so weird and out of touch— like they were speaking and acting as if they were the only ones in the store.
No. 856778
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Sage because I'm reposting one of the Fashion Haunt's photos, but this outfit should have been nixxed the minute the dark spot hit her like this. It looks like her belly button is eating the dress. Also, professional posing ya'll. I can't decide if Fashion Haunts did her dirty or if Lille and Laur really oversold this. Lillee brags about this being her first professional photoshoot, but she's taken better pictures of herself.
No. 856780
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>>856778Here were the other models Lillee would have been working with.
No. 856786
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>>856778She looks like she’s got hooves
No. 856793
>>856777I'm impressed at the fact they left the attic two months ago.
It does sound how they would have acted in public: being karen-trashy, bragging about Lillee so the cashier give them discounts or gifts (keep dreaming laur), jealous looks from Lillee.
Is it where she get her "PR"?
Why buying makeup, did she trashed all of her stock already?
Kek at the drugstore quality makeup very 1M famous influencer Lillee.
No. 856797
>>856777This is very interesting. I like to hear stories of people who have met cows out in the wild, but I've wanted to hear stories of people meeting Lillee the most out of them all. No acting up for their vlogs, just pure unfiltered Laur and Lillee observed in their natural state
And kek at Lillee giving out dirty looks. Doesn't she know that people get battered in the car park for that kinda shite?
No. 856811
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>>856806> functions on the level of a third graderAnon, you may be giving her too much credit
No. 856812
>>856797Well, I think she went to Rite Aid to get her first vaccine
>>837500 (The only Higi stations in Queens are in Rite Aid pharmacies.)
I won't speculate as to which Rite Aid they went to, but I did find flooring that looks similar to what's in Lillee's Ass-and-Vaccine photoshoot in the user uploaded photos of a Rite Aid in Astoria I found quite easily on Yelp. The goblins are nothing if not lazy and creatures of habit. I suppose if anon's friend was really curious…
No. 856817
>>856816inb4 Lillee starts bleating about muh stalkers even though it's her own damn fault for broadcasting every single time she leaves the house without thinking to censor any identifying factors.
>>856777I'm morbidly curious about the smell. Did your friend mention that? I'm wonder if our lil goblin maybe learned her lesson after the "sweet menstrual smell" incident.
No. 856839
>>856817 Oh man anon, I had forgot about that comment and I could've went my whole life without being made to remember it. I very much doubt she learned her lesson, she never does, she has shown that time and time again. I don't know if it's because she's a bona-fide retard or if it's because she sees nothing wrong with her behavior (or both) but she's doomed to keep repeating history.
The "spermed in our stomachs" comment and thinking that the human gestation period is a year brings to mind the livestream with the beckford bar doctor. She told him that muscles are on the outside and his reaction was priceless. This is why you stay in school, kids. In all seriousness, the many misconceptions she has about anatomy and reproduction leads me to believe that she's got absolutely no clue about any of it and that's kind of frightening considering how hypersexual she is. The parents of these tards never seem to understand that
usually their, uhm… "anatomy" develops properly, but their brain doesn't, so it's on them to explain certain things and reinforce boundaries. Hardly any of them bother to do this, and that's how you end up with a bunch of overtly sexual tards doing/saying inappropriate shit online and IRL. At least it makes for hilarious milk.
No. 856849
>>856817My friend didn't mention anything about a smell, no. She said that their odd appearances (just their height + weight– they were wearing masks, so the horror of LJ's mouth was thankfully hidden) and behavior were too strange to forget.
My friend was born and raised here in the city, so it's honestly impressive that she even noticed these freaks.
No. 856860
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>Crop top
Totally a fashion model
No. 856861
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I hope Lillee didn't spend that much on a cheap top she can't even style to look nice. I pity them sometimes when they spend money on dumb useless shit, but at the end of the day they're scammers themselves. It's that karma of the darma Lillee talks about.
No. 856863
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In some of the photos she photoshops on sparkles but can't take the time to edit out the red eye, fuzz on her shirt, and stray hairs.
>>856811Kek I had the same exact "theory" as Lillee, when I was around 7 years old and hadn't had proper sex ed yet. A 20 year old today shouldn't be as dumb about pregnancy and her own anatomy when she has unlimited access to the internet. Unless mommy has restrictions on her internet and she can't look at porn.
No. 856867
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Jesus christ
No. 856874
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as if we all didn't play club penguin as a kid. how is this an accomplishment
No. 856882
>>856874 "The rest is history", lmao, nobody knows who she is. She really is so incredibly delusional. We say it often but it's shit like this that really drives it home.
Has anyone ever seen this stop motion film she claims to have made? She actually says "films" often, but I've yet to see one. Is there any proof it exists? Seems like too much work for this fat ass.
No. 856887
>>856882Here's the blog:
http://americangirldolldiscoverys.blogspot.com/I skimmed through it briefly but can't find any films, just pictures. What's funny though is that LJs pidgin English was actually easier to read back then as she wasn't in the, habit, of, over, abusing, commas. Kek.
No. 856890
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No. 856891
>>856890That jumper is hideous. If Lillee genuinely had an eye for fashion it would at least redeem her a
tiny bit but she dresses like a newly divorced 40 y/o.
No. 856905
>>856864I was wondering the same.
They are boviously hidding from the other tenants/neighbor.
No. 856914
>>856909 probably won't have to look too far. Remember, Lillee is obese and can't walk good in heels
(Remember the plant video at beauty bar? She stomps around like an autist), so I truly doubt these two fat fucks are walking more than a few houses.
Besides the fact that she edits her pictures and tries to do "slimming poses" and still looks like a Mac truck, what's with the pupils? Her pupils don't seem to react to light like a normal person's and the more I see it, the more it leads me to believe it's a sign of brain damage. I know that we speculate often and I won't go into diagnosing her or anything, but pupils that don't constrict in light is most often a tell tale sign of brain damage. You see it in a lot of her picture, not just these.
No. 856947
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>>856890looks like she's wearing a mocap suit
No. 856961
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>>856935 I was just thinking the same thing, not sure why they think there's anything autumnal about sandals but nothing they do makes sense. I'd imagine it's hard for Lillee to find boots that fit properly, considering her shoe size compared to her height and cankle width. Any boots that fit her feet probably won't fit her calves since they look like tree trunks, usually wide calf boots don't come in smaller sized shoes or they're more expensive. The few times we've seen her in boots, it looks like they don't hit where they should on her lower legs. As for tying her shoes, we've seen her dexterity, I wouldn't be surprised if that's Laur's job.
Picrel is from a tutorial she posted an hour ago - that horrible blue mermaid cosplay that emphasized her wonky tits & barrel chest. It looks like her jaw is getting worse, very rarely does it ever line up now when she talks. She rubs her face raw putting on toner and then does it again with the serum, making her face red and giving her that odd mustache. Watching her go into a weird trance while massaging her face and whispering for 3 minutes will never not be creepy. Consider it a nitpick but it's really strange.
No. 856970
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Booger detected.
No. 857033
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putting braces on her chiclet teeth didn’t magically transform them into straight, adult teeth? shocked
No. 857036
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>>857033An oldie but a goodie
No. 857079
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>>856970This is the photo she uploaded to her Pinterest. I did not filter it, she made it look like this herself.
Does anyone else keep up to date with her Pinterest? It's not a great source of milk but it has some gems
No. 857164
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Lillee uploaded these two images to the Youtube wikia. Someone forgot to rename the files kek.
No. 857165
>>857161She uploads to Pinterest pretty much daily, sometimes multiple times per day. I never see anything posted from her Pinterest here. Sometimes you can spot her merch and sock puppet accounts on Pinterest too
Using Pinterest is the only half logical thing they could do. Her eyeshadow looks are somehow always saved onto peoples random boards, but if you recognize her… um,
distinctive… features you are able to spot her from a mile away
No. 857168
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Very t-rex beauty.
No. 857169
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Lillee basically saying one of the cyberbully crusaders is one of the Youtubers who's made a video on them. She had to have so much self restraint to not write Diane.
No. 857183
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>>857165 Her pinterest is spammed in categories
(by her, no doubt) that it doesn't even belong in. She has a bunch of the cosplay ones where she's doing weird shit that she thinks makes her look cute and animated but really, it just looks like a fat tweaker putting out amateur content. It comes across as bizarre and the size of her pupils makes it look like she's on uppers. She's got next to no views, barely any saves or likes, and no comments on most of her pinterest posts. The few likes & saves she does have are by accounts that look awfully suspicious for the most part. The sus ones are all into anime and Disney. It's like she's not even trying anymore.
Picrel is one of the first I came across on her pinterest - I knew that blue top looked familiar. At this rate, that cheap top will fall apart soon or it'll go the way of the purple mermaid top she always used to wear (but can no longer fit into). You know, the one from the infamous gif where Laur has to use all her strength to stuff her daughters fat barrel chest and fried egg tits (kek) into it while Lillee is squealing and flapping her hands like a sped. Why would she even post this (picrel)? It looks like it took ten minutes total and the bangs on that wig look like they were styled by a blind retard.