/g/ - girl talk

>>584413
I didn't skip any of that because I don't actually see one single sentence about being attracted to women, only a lot about how miserable it is to be incapable of satisfying women. In fact, this sentence seems to imply that women aren't ever attracted to women.
>I’m also mad that women can look at their male partner’s genitals and get excited about how it will make their body feel
Can you explain how this makes any sense if you're attracted to women? Like, is it that you don't look at female partner's genitals or hands or body and get excited about how they feel? Or is it that you think you're the only one on earth who does that?

>>584416
I’m nta and some of what she said was weird but I think she specifically meant not being able to directly physically pleasure another woman with her pussy. I still think it is stupid because you have many other parts you can pleasure a woman with and tribbing isn’t actually impossible, but I don’t think she meant she didn’t get excited by pussy at all.

>>584416
Stop playing dumb, it's obvious what I meant. Two female genitals do not fit together like male/female in the sense that a man can look at a woman's and think about how it will feel on his dick, and a woman can look at a man's and think about what that shape would feel like inside. Sure you can bump clits if you contort yourselves enough but it will not feel much different from rubbing any other body part on the clit. Additionally, it is much harder and more awkward to get two clits in close enough proximity for long enough to actually get off that way. Fingers are good, tongue is good, but it is not inconceivable to imagine how not being able to easily interlock genitals is frustrating when you want a woman so much and want to combine the most sensitive parts to orgasm. This is my last reply to you because I just know you're going to twist everything I said here again due to your own insecurities

>ITT: virgins arguing that sex between women is impossible and het sex is way better
I understand lesbians' frustration with fakebians on a whole new level now.

>>584421
Yeah, I get that that's the claim, it's just that when you date women, you can easily spot the difference between the sorts of inferiority complexes women actually get about not measuring up to men vs. ignorant "how could a woman ever really be satisfied without a dick?" comments from straight people who just don't know what lesbians want, and in the questioning sexuality thread, I think it's worth it for girls who are actually questioning to know that if you're disappointed by the idea of having sex with women, that's a sign you are not sexually attracted to that gender, and if you're constantly fantasizing about sex with men and you think that's the pinnacle of closeness and intimacy, that's a good sign you are attracted to that gender. Intellectually wanting to be with women because it's woke or because men are gross isn't what defines our sexuality, it's about being turned on by and wanting sex with them. I know a lot of people here are skeptical about women who come out as gay after having a high school or college boyfriend, but it's actually a really common gay experience to date a woman for the first time and find that the sex is emotionally satisfying, fulfilling, and arousing on a level that sex with previous boyfriends never was, and this is something that you encounter pretty often in the real world. It's not like a certain kind of sex is just inherently more satisfying for women–sex with men is only satisfying if you're sexually attracted to men and you feel that connection. That's why I think this particular derail is so glaringly fake.

>>584412
>replies to a comment with the last post before being 1 month old in 3 minutes
>immediatly thinks of indians
yep, your a pakistani
and either way im reporting you for breaking rules(racebaiting)

>>584417
Kek what a seething pajeet you are. What makes your retard ass think (not that you're capable of thinking) that they didn't measure the dicks in a lab setting or something?

>>584419
assuming thats the case, i would like to know how many men took part in that study. It could be 10.000 indians taking part having their dick measured in a lab and it would still not be quite representative of the "true" average since there are quite literally one billion indian men alive.
And i want you to know that i personally dont like indians as well because they shit up the internet and do dumb shit, but this isnt a reason to just accuse people of being retarded, or calling a study the word of God because it shits on people you dont like.

>>584412
>>584419
continuing derail ig but I’m Indian and every time I see something anywhere on the internet that even slightly alludes to the existence of indians I immediately seek out racebait replying to it to make myself feel shittier and because I always assume the worst and tend to be right but wow I wasn’t expecting it to be happing literally this second >>584409 is almost certainly a larping moid tho

>>584167
They watched their boyfriends prove they’re rats in real time and they wanted you to suffer with them.

>>584167
>They all think he's nice
Specifically for that, misery loves company.

>>584167
>>584151
ngl I am with you on this, why are we acting like men are worth being trusted blindly now ? i once "tested" a guy I was dating because I had a bad feeling and made a fake ig account and he literally fell for it. better know what you're dating and dump them early.

>>584240
I mean, some men act like the perfect boyfriend or husband for years. A test might weed out the bad ones early, but it's not going to catch the genuinely dangerous ones and it's going to drive away anyone with potential goodness in their heart, because the whole concept of shit testing requires hurting your partner's feelings on purpose and then lying about it. And then what, he passes the test so you just lie forever? It's a poor foundation to build a relationship on.

>>584274
i'm the original anon and I do agree that testing is generally stupid. If I don't trust the guy then I'm not gonna bother testing him because i wouldn't stay with him in the first place. I only went along with this because I already knew he'd pass. Then again, both my friends were stunned that their moids failed but they are also both retards so I dunno

>>584398
My husbando doesn't have a canon birthday so I recently made one up for him! Some ideas are you can use the anniversary date of his source material, or any other significant date involving it. I didn't like any of the dates for mine because I'm into astrology and needed him to be compatible with me (plus the signs for his dates plain didn't suit him), so I picked out his sign and then a number that was significant to his creator. Good luck anon!

>>584398
We've talked about it plenty before.
His first appearance in his media, or his voice actors birthday? Whatever zodiac sign you think fits him best?

>>582906
His nose!

>>584402
>>584407
Ty for the ideas! I'll have to do some thinking about what I like best.

>>584408
Sorry, new to the thread, I'll make sure to lurk and check for general questions like this next time. Ty for the ideas!

>>584398
Attempted to calculate it using astrology. Pretty tiring though

>>584044
>not kinky at all
Perfect for me, we can engage in modest missionary.
>hates animals
He's a cat person though, picrel. All he needs to like is cats for me to fuck.

Anon made me go down a Richard Ayoade rabbit hole. He has no right to be this cute.

>>532581
he has a receding hairline and looks kinda sickly but he's so cute to me

>>584101
He is absolutely adorable, and the stupid voice he puts on just makes him cuter.

Husbant….

i never used to track anything regarding my peroid or menstrual cycle (only marking the day my period starts at my calendar) but today i noticed that i was way hornier than i was normally, just for funsies i looked up when my ovulation is supposed to start and apparently its exactly this day (period started 19th last month so its surprisingly accurate too, most if ny cycles arent 28 days exactly)
I didnt believe in the "you get hornier during ovulation" things because i never tracked it and it seemed random to me, i only ever know getting kinda horny during my period because its a consistent event but now im starting to think some things i thought was random might be caused by my cycle, am i reaching or should i start tracking it properly?

>>584311
I also used to never track but I found an app and now it helps me understand myself a little better and explains a few moods or pains I'm getting during the cycle

>>584311
>I didnt believe in the "you get hornier during ovulation" things
It's 100% a thing for a lot of women, supported both by scientific research and our own lived experiences. You should track your cycle if you'd like to, you might notice several patterns apart from when you're the most horny kek. I just jot down the dates in a calendar old school style. Keep in mind knowing the exact timing of ovulation is impossible by just tracking your period, but if your cycle is regular you start recognizing the signs. I have the horny half of my cycle between the end of my period up until the day of ovulation, then my libido drops and I know the egg either has been or is just about to be released

Is 13 years old abnormally late to start your period? My mom has always said I was so abnormal and it was so late that I got my period at 13, and not 12 like she did. I think its normal, but since she has hounded me about it my whole life, am I wrong?

>>584401
It’s a perfectly normal age nonna don’t let her bully you over such a nothingburger.

>>580581
We have the same brain nona kek
>>581053
Tale old as time nonny. Even as a child, older men have always creeped me out. Never relax around moids, especially the older ones

Had the hugest crush on him when I was younger. He's only in his 40s. Unfortunate.

>>584147
The Edward furlong special

nicholas hoult is beating the odds. he’s 35 and looks great and in shape.

>>584399
I mean he looks pretty okay for having a middling retail manager business major phenotype.

>>567582
i'm 160cm/5'3, started period at 11 and was normal to slightly chubby my whole childhood

>>567582
>short nonnies, did you have an early puberty?
Sure did. About 8 years old iirc.
>where you over or underweight for your age?
I want to say severelt underweight. My metabolism was insane up to highschool age, so I looked anorexic.
I am 4'10"!

>>567582
I'm 5'0" and I had my period at 11. I forgot when I first started having other signs but I know by age 12 I was getting comments about having large breasts, although I was also overweight around that time. I lost the weight but kept the boobs (proportionally)
My mom has wondered if there is some environmental reason for this because the other women in my family are all high-average height with small-average busts.

Everybody makes fun of short pick-mes (rightfully so, when it actually happens) but no one ever wants to talk about tall pick-me women. Why does no one ever call them what they are? A short woman can do as much as mention her height and get called a pick me whore vying for male attention but what about someone who brags about how tall they are LiKe a MoDeL, makes fun of people shorter than them, brags about their height, call women “short” as an insult and use their own height to make people feel less than them or intimidate them?
Americans seem to think that short women are universally desired but that simply could not be further from the truth. Any European from any country would tell you being tall is the beauty standard for women in their country. It’s especially a thing in Scandinavia, Scandi women who are 5’6-5’7 say they view themselves as too short! It makes sense to me, but I think people outside would be surprised by this. and some women even get leg lengthening surgery (also a thing in East Asia!) I hate that shorter women can’t talk about being insecure due to their height- I especially dislike it when they are made fun of by someone who doesn’t understand that being tall is literally the beauty standard in other places, I mean hell even in the US you have more opportunities and are granted more respect just by merit of being taller, yes I’m sure dating is hard when you are a heterosexual woman and the men around you are around your height or shorter (which is the primary reason for height insecurity in tall women) but male attention or lack thereof is not the only reason why a woman would be insecure about a feature they have/lack. and I don’t get why some younger people do not understand this. when it comes to certain features you have and are insecure about and don’t get why anyone else would want them, think about the fact that they might not have been raised to think the way you were. People don’t understand what it’s like to be below average height (for where you live at least), I bet it’s even worse when you are under 5ft. It’s so much worse when you live in Europe.

>>443368
i never understood why people would go on the internet and just lie. in real life i understand but what good does it on the internet

>>584382
I think what especially annoys me is the weird amount of aggression and condescension over something so trivial and retarded. If someone is doing something incorrectly due to misguidance, you don't dogpile them and berate them for it like that. So much unnecessary snobbery when I guarantee most of the people replying do things that are equally stupid all the time. I hate unnecessary condescension, get some fucking housetraining.

>>584387
I'm going to have to disagree kek, it's literally a single google search away.

>>584389
Disagree about unnecessary condescension? You literally don't need to talk down to someone over something so trivial. Lame and embarrassing

>>584395
Take it to /meta/ kek

>>584396
Woaoaow masterful gambit kekerooni