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/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

>/ot/ is for offtopic, discussions, debates and sperging

>/m/ is for image spam unrelated to beauty or vidya and movie talk
Do not post porn, talking about porn or sexual preferences is fine though.
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Old thread: >>47022

We've got plenty of underrated dudes on lolcow but are there any men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck for any reason? Men who are ugly, unattractive, average-looking, creepy, weird or just plain shameful? It doesn't have to be a big reason that you're ashamed, just say why.

Admit your thirst, farmers.
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No. 316720

He's not from Indiachan but 4chan

No. 316721

Just today I was watching Back to the Future on tv and remembered that even as a pathetic 50s version of George McFly he was sort of my childhood crush hehe, but he really does have unique looks and the style he had in Charlie's Angels suits him best

No. 317949

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He cute

No. 317950

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Maybe I read too many mafia boss x reader Wattpad stories as a middle schooler but something about a man who smokes cigars and has no problems with killing, but he just does it for me

No. 318097

Piers Morgan

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No. 317981

This sounds like it would be incredibly grating long term tbh. Men who can't do things by themselves are a huge turn off.

No. 318016

I'm so sick of dating men. I've yet to meet one who doesn't think I'm some kind of commodity for being a bi woman. Either their lesbian porn fetish kicks in, or they're a bi moid and probably will cheat with a man two weeks into the relationship because he's "bored".

No. 318092

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Anons, how do you usually get over an unrequited crush?

No. 318094

Try not to take it too personally, I guess. It sucks when somebody doesn't return your feelings (you didn't specify whether they know about your crush or not, but it still applies either way). Just move on with your life, throw yourself into things that make you happy. Know that it's not necessarily something inherently wrong with you, they might just not see you that way.
Think about it, there's probably people who have had unrequited crushes towards you, what would you want them to do? Probably just move on with their lives, it happens.
Yeah it hurts, but try not to get sucked into the negative feeling vortex, that doesn't help anyone. Distract yourself, focus on things that make you happy. Don't blame them, but also don't blame yourself.
These feelings will pass.

No. 318096

It's the switch to "fiancee" that's a major fucking tell. Absolutely sus af.

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No. 288268[Reply]

Welcome to to the divination thread. Here we discuss our experiences with tarot or any other form of divination, be on the giving or recieving end. You can also use this thread to practice reads and ask questions to readers.

>Info for people seeking a reading

If you want to get a reading, please leave a post here with your query and general details about it. It's optional but you can include your age, sex, sign, a picture, a song, or any other info you might feel is relevant, anything that might help the reader pick up your energy better. Some readers may ask for distinct requirement according to their reading style. Although you may post your query here, it is not guaranteed that your post will be picked up by a reader quickly, but it may still eventually happen.

>Info for readers

You can come here and offer readings for anons, how many spots you offer and how many questions you'll answer is up to you. You may also pick up any query from this thread and answer it. Remember to disclose what your requirements for a reading are (age, sex, sign, lenght of the question, etc) and what method of divination you're using. If there's certain questions you won't awnser (death and sickness related for example) be sure to disclose it as well.

>Info for people seeking a trade

As a reader, you may come here and ask to trade a reading, meaning you leave your own question and then wait until another reader picks it up. If that reader answers your question, be sure to reply back as soon as possible. Always disclose what method of divination you're using. Try to match the lenght of the other anon's response, don't leave them hanging or reply with a shorter text than theirs.

>Info for people learning any divination method including tarot

Feel free to come here to practice your skills. You can ask for advice, tips, and feedback. Even if you're not actively learning and are just curious about it, please don't shy away from posting in this thread.

Have fun!
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No. 317674

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Thank you so much nonna!

The argument wasn't directly related to anything money or finance related. I said something innocent to our boss (we are co-woker friends, but in different departments) about something that when she found out, she got super upset and she blamed me on saying the "wrong" thing and now makes her look suspensious to our boss. At the time, I had NO knowledge she was in my bosses crosshairs for…. well, she never told me and never will, So I can only guess what it might be.

I had apologized for the misstep but she kept shooting me down and we had a bad argument in the car (not the best place, and I tried to dissuade her from the topic but she blasted past my boundaries and why this turned into a heated argument).

She is having some financial trouble and I think was a bit jealous when she found out I made more than her (by like 3 dollars/hr). So while not the main topic of the argument, that part of the reading is right somewhat.

Temperance + 9 Spades:
Yes, this is on point. My depression and self-hatred has been worse than usual over this. Whenever she walks into my department, I feel on-edge and sadder. She walks out and my mood improves. I am doing/thinking happier things to keep my mind off of this.

The other 2 cards:
We are both keeping our distance and giving space. I won't reach out to her until she feels like she's comfortable enough to do so on her own. We only talk if it's job-related, nothing else.

She did tell me in the past that she wants to keep this job for a while longer (how long? I dont know, but job availability won't get any better in the future, so I can understand where she's coming from on this.). I just unknowingly stepped on a landmine of her's that blew up in my face….

No. 317803

You are welcome, I'm glad it helped.

The situation is not your fault:
> (she) was a bit jealous when she found out I made more than her (by like 3 dollars/hr)
Yes. Your friend has money issues and it made her toxic as she's really envious of you. She doesn't hate you, but she sees in you the advantages she was denied (even if it's some few dollars/hours).
As I said
>the other is upset about some financial advantages they think (you?) got.
I suggest you watch >>317614 for stress relieve and not let the negative feeling getting you.

No. 317807

Are you >>317266 ?
If so, I'll do it on the other thread, maybe this week or later.

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No. 318091

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Sorry for the wait, Rook-chan. I hope you've been doing well the past few days. I actually pulled two sets of three for you because I wanted to be sure I gave you a good answer.
>Queen of Swords, The Magician, The Emperor
>The Chariot, The Tower (Reversed), Nine of Swords (Reversed)
The cards agree, unequivocally, that you are ready for something new. Maybe you're feeling stagnant, yet too afraid to act. Certainly, your current situation has left you feeling unsatisfied and unsure, full of worries that just won't leave your head. Though it sounds very surface level, when it comes to having the right job, you'll know when you know. When you've found it, these worries won't occur to you at all– you'll have something else on your mind!
Right now, your best strength is your ability to know yourself and your own intentions, both through self-reflection and gut instinct. To start, try asking yourself clarifying questions about your ideal job, like…
>How often do I want to interact with other people? (coworkers, customers, etc.)
>What did I like about my previous jobs? What did I dislike?
>Do I prefer following orders from a superior, or would I rather be my own boss?
That's not from tarot or anything, just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are lots of questionnaires like this available online… and you might benefit from researching 'ikigai' as well But my real point is that you already know the answers. It's clear to you what you need in your career. It's just that, for some reason, you have been unwilling or unable to admit it. The cards are asking you to be true to yourself. That means you must go boldly into the unknown, knowing you are strong enough to withstand whatever obstacles come your way. Take a risk. Believe in your own abilities. And most importantly… be honest with yourself!

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No. 305399[Reply]

Post and discuss all of your sexual fantasies! Don't turn this into "fetishes you're ashamed of #2" though.
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No. 317703

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>split tongue

No. 317947

Are you me? The very moment I knew I was attracted to my now bf is when I saw him doing electrician work. (double for sexually harassing him KEK)

No. 318087

Ayrt it's about my own head chef, but God I bet there are women out there who see the kind of male chef insanity I see in my head chef and wish Gordon would spank them with a whisk or something. My head chef has more restraint than Gordon but I'd love to see him explode on someone (and then have sex with me)

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>be me
>have been trying to summon a sexy brooding Wattpad mafia boss into my dreams for weeks
>finally happens last night out of the blue
>dream feels so real and vivid
>god he was so beautiful, literally no real man could compare
>romances me in all the ways I was hoping
>finally takes me to bed
>he's a terrible lay
>no talking, no kissing, no music
>I can't even dream up the feeling of a decent penis
>when he's done he gets up and leaves
>wake up mad as hell
Why would my own brain do this to me

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>be me
>have been trying to summon a sexy brooding Wattpad mafia boss into my dreams for weeks
>finally happens last night out of the blue
>dream feels so real and vivid
>god he was so beautiful, literally no real man could compare
>romances me in all the ways I was hoping
>finally takes me to bed
>he's a terrible lay
>no talking, no kissing, no music
>I can't even dream up the feeling of a decent penis
>when he's done he gets up and leaves
>wake up mad as hell
Why would my own brain do this to me

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No. 306574[Reply]

I keep encountering this problem in my dating life, Im becoming hopeless.
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No. 318007

What about asian latinos?

No. 318017

as based as this post is some latinos do look asian in the way indigenous people can. but you can always tell something's off ( the nose bridge usually )

No. 318067

>implying it's not a blonde scrote trolling

No. 318088

I've dated all races of men and here's my take. This is as a middle eastern woman
>White men
Very stingy. Most childish of the bunch right after Arab moids. Obsessed with the idea of equality but only when it benefits them. Goes on meaningless rants about nothing. Always addicted to something whether it be porn, video games, alcohol, work or drugs. Will villianize most women for no apparent reason. Retarded memes constantly and doesn't try to bond with you.
>Hispanic/Latin men
Depends. Typically family oriented and willing to support you financially. Can be clingy and perverted if you're into that
>Arab men
Abusive a lot of the time and thinks your cheating constantly while stonewalling. It's like dating a 2000s emo kid really except they are typically delusional about their value and think they're a great professional man when they are just in sales or something and make less than 60k yearly. Porn addicts are at the very least typically has the symptoms of it such as constant changing preferences and doesn't show romantic or sexual feelings towards you.
>Black men
Family oriented and probably the least misogynistic of the bunch (in my experience). Typically fit and the most accepting of all bodies. Their families know how to cook good food. Most attentive and mature right after Asian men
>Asian men
So far the best choice out of all of these depending on what you want. Typically good with money and mature and calm. If he's not dating other Asians or rail thin white girls he's extremely happy regardless of body type and works to make the relationship last

No. 318093

>they are typically delusional about their value and think they're a great professional man when they are just in sales or something and make less than 60k yearly
KEKKK seconding this

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No. 286849[Reply]

Post conventionally attractive males you want to have sex with and have no shame admitting.

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No. 318080

Looks like a he would steal the prophet’s camel. Facepubes + horseface. Major L.

No. 318081

You know the pumping machines women use to milk themselves? Looks like he gave it a try. Those nipperoni’s are NOT a normal size for a man.

No. 318082

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Lol is that some random youtube user?

No. 318084

He's pretty

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No. 153246[Reply]

Unsure if you're actually straight? Actually gay? Anything in between? Ask for advice here.

Also welcome are "late bloomers" who realized their true selves long after their teen years who'd like to share their experience and tell others what signs to look out for.

Please be kind to questioning anons, no matter how "obvious" it might seem to you what they are.
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No. 317617

Omg same. I’m like a cuddle werewolf. I repress her and seem cold because of it.

No. 317704

thanks for replying anon! that's a good point. i guess i was just confused, i haven't really heard of anyone else thinking like this and i'm scared i'm a lesbian in denial and i'm just too scared to admit it. anyway you gave me good advice,
i should probably just chill out!

i'm the same. i wish cuddling was more normalized among friends.

No. 317984

I've always identified as a lesbian and had serious and sexual feelings for women only, but I have a horrible relationship with my dad who hates me which makes me seek out for the approval of men not necessarily older than me but in a more authoritative position. Like if I have a male boss I need to have his approval. Or if I know a man who seems older and wiser than me I really want him to like me and tell me I'm doing a good job and (figuratively) pat my head. I'm always worried that I'm just the meme fake lesbian who's just a male-repulsed bi girl with daddy issues for this because lesbian communities are so obsessively separatist and refuse to acknowledge the amount of men who we have a platonic relationship with. Does anyone else struggle with this situation?

Reposting to add that I was also bullied by boys a lot in my youth and being a tomboy I yearned to be seen as "one of them", a sentiment that lasts even to this day. I work in a male-centric STEM field and I feel like the memories of boys just kicking me out of their club like that surface every time they exclude me even a bit. I'm just desperate to "prove myself" to men all the time and it makes me worried that I'm lying to myself and everyone around me about being a lesbian despite me never not once being in love with anyone but women.

No. 318059

Anon, are you me? I could have written this exact post a couple of years ago. I'll tell you now that you aren't a fake lesbian if you're only attracted to and only willing to date and have sex with women. That's all it takes. What you do outside of your sexual and romantic relationships has nothing to do with your sexuality. Anyways, we as women are pressured to seek approval from men regardless of sexuality, whether that comes in the form of being hit on/being seen as sexy to them for OSAs or being "one of the bros" as a tomboy and lesbian. I think it's within your best interest to maybe work through your male related issues though, and have more female friends if you don't already. Men are worthless even as friends and colleagues, and they'll never see you as their equal no matter how talented, intelligent, or well spoken you are. It's not worth wasting your time and energy on XYs.

No. 318083

I have only had sex with a woman and am repulsed by male bodies but I feel like a fraud because I hate eating pussy. I'll lick every bit off my fingers after fingering but I don't want my face down there. I don't even like oral performed on myself.

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No. 310088[Reply]

Discuss family planning, birth, pregnancy, conception, fertility, and any other baby-related topic in this thread.
Refrain from posting if you dislike children or are childfree.
Old threads
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No. 317927

Why not? Having a daughter can give you all a perfect reflection of moids or other people in your life. It can quickly reveal how misogynistic someone is or if someone is a perv. I cut out my husband's mom for this reason because she would say creepy things revolving around my daughter such as asking for pictures of her private parts when we got a gender reveal ultrasound. She's 12 months now and is never allowed to met her grandmother

No. 317956

How do you stop people from stealing breast milk anons? I was hospitalized for PPD for a few days and I would turn the milk into my male nurse. When I was leaving he handed me a bag of the breast milk bottles, and I was missing at least 3. Not the first time I've gotten my milk stolen either

No. 317980

You're not allowing your child's grandmother to be in her life because she asked to see the ultrasound pictures? Sorry but you are totally insane.

No. 318076

Did you not read?
>asking for pictures of her private parts
>private parts
No normal person asks to see a fetuses vagina specifically. She also as a weird habit of making sexual comments towards children. Talks to her daughter about sex often, demanded that she needed to watch her daughter have sex for the first time. And also comments on high schoolers breast size. Sometimes when we were watching movies she would just randomly out of nowhere start mentioning every woman's breast size. She asks high school girls if they ever had sex with a woman. She has two assault charges towards her children. I cut her off when she asked for pictures of my daughter's vagina, which was a good choice since months later husband and his sister started revealing that she had molested both of them by claiming she needed to check their private parts. Who's insane now?

No. 318077

nta but fuck that's so bad, if I were in your shoes I would've done the same. Good on you for having the courage to cut her off.

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No. 252508[Reply]

Last Thread: >>191915

Thread for:
>femdom images and media
>femdom fantasies
>female subs interested in women
>advice and stories

Some things to get us started:
>What are your main kinks?
>What is your ideal sub like?
>What experiences have you had?
>What advice do you have for new dommes?
>Where to find subs? How to avoid unhealthy ones?
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No. 318070

Kek how, now I imagine some guy going me Tarzan me strong and suck clit good unga bunga

No. 318072

Obviously pleasuring a woman orally is very masculine and dominant. I hope moids get the memo already.

No. 318075

what kind of fic recs are you all interested in? im searching right now so im curious about what you think. not necessarily fandom wise, just themes and vibes and stuff.

No. 318078

No it can’t, you’re just a run of the mill cockbreath. Get out of here.

No. 318079

How much is the cosmopolitan paying you? Asking because I don’t want to imagine anyone saying this with their own free will.

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