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No. 110612[Reply]

/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

>/ot/ is for offtopic, discussions, debates and sperging
>/m/ is for image spam unrelated to beauty or vidya and movie talk
Do not post porn, talking about porn or sexual preferences is fine though.
You can see all the rules here https://lolcow.farm/rules

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No. 95052[Reply]

What do you think is the ideal penis size? Personally i think its between 6-7 inches as it usually gets me to cum. But i do think their are other factors that can help climax like foreplay or atmosphere/ the sexual tension.

Also, what do you tell guys when asked this? I'm usually honest and tell them around 6 inches. Does this make me look shallow and would it turn a guy off?
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No. 264027

>>258633
Is this a faggot larping? These sizes aren't correct, either men lied, which they do, or you're a faggot who has never seen dicks anywhere but in porn.

No. 264074

>>264027
What do you mean by "correct"? They're plausible sizes imho, it's mostly the delivery that throws me off. All those different nationalities/ethnicities + having exact heights for all of them is what reads as a larp to me

Staying in the thread topic, my was ~9 inches and honestly after trying to make that work for literal years, I don't trust any woman who's had dick above 7-8in and says it wasn't painful. Like, she doesn't even need to be intentionally lying herself, maybe the guy lied to her or whatever but anything above that threshold without mentions of pain I immediately process as "fake as hell". I'm sure exceptions exist, I just think they're a lot less common than moids like to pretend they are

No. 264523

>>264074
i promise you it wasn't 9 inches. A 7.5 inch penis puts you in the largest 0.1% of men. That's not 1% that's 0.1%. Its about as common as men who are 6'6. A 8 inch man is like a guy who is 6'9 and a 9 inch as rare as a man who is 7'.

No. 264525

I didn’t know Lebanese and Egyptian cock was so scrumptious hello

No. 264530

>>264523
This thread is full of men lying, honestly. Or women falling for their lies. I've known men who were 5-6 inches and lied to their girlfriends by saying they were 10 inches so it might just be dumb women but the huge list posts are definitely some coomer fantasy.


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No. 193846[Reply]

a containment thread for people like the peepanons and carreyanons who can't stop talking about their trash men. different from the unconventional thread, as you can sperg repeatedly here about IRL guys (celebs, historical figures, youtubers) you may or may not be obsessed with
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No. 264476

>>264473
>tattoo that says "big enough" leading towards his penis
ngmi

No. 264521

i hate the term down bad but i’m that i hate it i feel like im actually amy dunn gone girl psycho and i don’t care i’m that cunt. i’m not going to explain a single detail about him because it’s all….. but like literally i love him things that would gross me out if any other person did i’m like “ awww it’s so cute when he does that” i feel like i have a fungus in my brain

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>>264473
>>264462
i am an ezrafag and i have also loved gong yoo (and lee dong wook) since i watched goblin in 2016, you found him through his cameo in squid game? very weak and late anon!! i have posted gong yoo before on the attractive men threads, and the non-sexual turn ons because i loved him wearing turtle necks in goblin. as much as he is handsome, gong yoo does not really fit here, read the room, our moids arent really the most conventional and are either known for being controversial or unconventional. Which is why we are contained here. So unless you are going to be nice, leave! you don't even belong here.

No. 264528

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>>264521
you have the husbandofungus nonna, an infectious fungus that removes all your brain cells and forces you to make pinterest boards about a man you will probably never meet. welcome to the club!!

No. 264529

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>>264528
kek nona, you and I are one and the same


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No. 259991[Reply]

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc.

The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/193846
For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

Previous horny: >>>/g/248755
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No. 264512

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Haven't read through her campaign yet, but god I love Zariel so much. She's so cute and such a tragic hardass, I just wanna hug her and press her face into my tits until she relaxes enough to enjoy the moment. Picrel makes me melt every time between her badass arrogant posture and her complicated smile.

No. 264516

>>264144
Also a nidhogg simp. I always devote myself to his faction every battle event.

No. 264517

>>264485
yes. and him sniffing my panties while doing it

No. 264520

how do I make myself have dreams of my husbando? do I just think of him nonstop before falling asleep or should I try and learn to lucid dream?

No. 264522

>>264517
Ahh imagine him being all nervous hiding his girlfriend's underwear from other people so cute

>>264520
If you can't get your husbando to appear in your dreams in the normal way, yes, I think lucid dreaming would be the better option, as long as you're serious about it and don't give up in the first few days like I do, kek


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No. 189175[Reply]

What is your experience with body dysmorphia/hating how you look in general? How to cope?
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No. 264362

>>264224
only bottom left is truly arched
it doesn't change the fact that straight brows is more associated with men, and arched brows with women. don't get mad at me, get mad as dimorphism.
>>264277
"you look like a disney villain" cool lol?
>>264274
it's hard to tell, I wish she'd lose weight or something so we can see the real structure of her face.

No. 264426

I always thought I look troonish with my ugly big forehead, my small chest, my huge head, thin hair, big shoulders and fridge-like body, generally large, male-ish features despite being 5'7". I had a lot of issues with heavy periods and terrible menstrual cramps and my doctors have suggested I have endometriosis even though they didn't see any abnormalities with an ultrasound. Here comes the schizo part: I legit think I am some sort of intersex but no one had the heart to tell me and I don't actually have a functioning vagina and female reproductive system. My vagina does not look so botched like those troon neovaginas, yet my clitoris is pretty big… I have a low voice and a pretty heavy amount of pubic hair despite being blonde and not having so much hair elsewhere. To make this even more laughable I am a lesbian and probably people clock me as a "transbian" because of this lmfao just fucking kill me. I legitimately think I should just poon out and become FTM, even though it is against everything I stand for. I don't have a chance with looks like this with anyone even relatively ""normal"". Anyone else out here schizologic-ing themselves into being intersex or just me..? Just me? Ok..

No. 264445

>>264426
Nah I relate >>263491 , people around me and myself have been tinfoiling I'm intersex since puberty, people have accused me of being an AGP before. Big forehead, square hairline, big sharp nose, hooded eyes, small chest on a big af ribcage (I measured when I was underweight and it was still closer to the size of a scrote's), wide shoulders, easily gain muscle, but around the same height. Also have painful periods, but no abnormalities on ultrasound when it comes to down there, except shriveled up ovaries? Also the bodyhair thing and being a lesbian. I prefer dressing masculine and in men's clothes, because it actually fits and just emphasizes my feminine features through contrast and makes me look female, instead of dressing feminine and the ill-fitting clothes from the women's section making me look like a hulking AGP. I have thin hair which looks like stringy AGP hair when it's long and looks waaay healthier short. The fact that I still have some minor feminine features which stand out though (lips, hands, feet), make me not want to transition. Transitioning also just means taking on a whole new list of expectations, which you'll never live up to either, because both traditional gender roles are retarded. I'm not good at being a woman, I wouldn't be good at being a man, but I think I can be good at being a butch.

No. 264518

26 inch waist and 39 inch hips which sounds ok, not perfect, but its all wasted because i have repulsive exaggerated hip dips. my hips are actually small and look pathetic with my massive muffin top and i just weirdly have a fat ass which would probably look lovely if my skeleton wasnt deformed. i also have a massive ribcage of course to make everything even more comical. ive never seen anyone with a body shape like mine its just so bizarre and makes me never want to leave my house. i rather be fridge shaped than look like a fucking centipede

No. 264519

>>263487
It’s true and you’re mad


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No. 203317[Reply]

Share any experiences or thoughts on current day sex work.

Have you ever cammed, sugared or escorted? How did it impact you psychologically?

Can sex work be something empowering and fulfilling, as Twitter prostitutes claim it to be?

Should sex work be legal and regulated? What do you think about Onlyfans and the recent ban reversal on it, etc.

Previous thread >>90992
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No. 264496

>>264492
you forgot to add
>With OF, you will gain dead eyes forever!

No. 264506

>>264492
This almost never gets mentioned when people talk about sex work. The only stories you hear about sex work are the top earners who make the big bucks, “I was a cashier, now I earn a gajillion dollars a month selling feet pics” not the lowly 90% making less than $200 a month. I hate how onlyfans is hyped up to sound like some easy get rich quick scheme when the majority of creators are making less than minimum wage.

No. 264508

>>264506
Yeah. It all makes sense now why they hype it up to be so great. They want other people to join. I knew they made a commission off of referral links but I didn't know they could make commissions off it for a whole year.

No. 264510

>>264496
ngl this feels like a pick-me-ish thing to say. Reminds me of that subreddit mocking women with ‘hundred cock stare’, even if they’re just looking normally

No. 264514

>>264510
>hundred cock state
Everyone knows that’s just PTSD that often comes with getting into porn and sex work. Anon makes a good point.
What they don’t mention is the 1000 coom stare that men get when they do nothing but watch porn and stare at instathots all day because it rots their brains from the inside out and turns them into mindless instinct driven animals.


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No. 182842[Reply]

your kink is bad and you should feel bad

previous thread >>>/g/154272
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No. 264447

>>264431
i've always been an outspoken footphobe. but on friday this girl in my yoga class stretched out her foot into my face, and when i tell you she had the prettiest feet i've ever seen in my life. i thought to myself: i guess they ain't so bad after all.

still a footphobe but i kinda get it now.

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I saw this picture the other day and it has awaken in me a very terrible feeling. I hate that it is coomerish pornography and until now I never understood the 'horny grip" meme but I swear to god that's what I did on my seat the firt time I saw it. It was like I was struck by the fact that my soul desired nothing more than to be with a smart, nerdy and slightly creepy women. I had to fish out this damn drawing out of this degenerate twitter account, take out all the m/f porn but it was worth it. I was also so distraught that I ended up watching the movie "the batman" (2022) just so I could understand the drawing better.

The glasses, the long skirt, the cardigan and her smile in the drawing are haunting me. Nonnies, I swear I would be the best gf for a girl like that. I might be a kissless virgin but I know for a fact that I would listen to her talk about all her favourite nerdy interests and take her out on all sorts of cute dates. My enthusiasm would make it up for my lack of experience.

What's so terrible about all of this is that I know that this type of woman exists but is really rare, they are also too shy or too busy with their career to go on dating apps. I'm having a full crisis right now because I might never meet the bookish weirdo of my dreams just because I don't know where to find her.

I shall forever blame all the danofags, for I am now a victim of such a cruel fate !

No. 264464

>>264452
>smart, nerdy and slightly creepy women
>I know that this type of woman exists but is really rare
Do you know where you are anon? Kek

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>>264464
Yes! I mean, if anything this website is giving me hope that they are around but I find it really hard to find women like that irl. I don't know if I was just unlucky or stupid. My big theory is also that women are much more forced than men to look more social/normal and to be more palatable for society standards, which is why I have not met a lot of them in my life

No. 264526

>>264452
Halfway through your manifesto I realized in horror that this was coomified Paul Dano and I hate you. I haTe you.


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No. 212315[Reply]

Discuss family planning, birth, pregnancy, conception, fertility, and any other baby-related topic in this thread. Old thread >>49996 hit bump limit.
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No. 264129

>>264064
If you’re comfortable like that, and you’re earlier in your pregnancy, it should be fine. You can try to sleep in more of a propped up/sitting position if you’re worried. The main reason it’s not recommended is because the weight can cut off blood flow to both you and the baby. Personally I’d rather be safe than sorry, but it’s your call.

No. 264158

>>263998
>>264036
I would have been in a similar boat but my husband was laid off right around when the baby was born (when everything went to hell because of covid). My main advice would be to have tons of easily prepared or ready made food (especially frozen food that you've frozen yourself) ready. Same for all other supplies but food is the main one.

I'm sorry you guys are in this situation, is it at all possible to get a doula or family member or something to visit you? I don't want to scare you or put you off but I was a total wreck after birth, I would have had a very hard time doing it alone.

No. 264240

>>263942
my MIL said okra water helps

No. 264499

We've decided to start the journey, so I want a few questions as an amateur to all this.
How long do I have to work out for/eat well before we decide to properly try for a baby? I always said I wanted to go really organic and fit before I decide to get pregnant.

Also, once you got off birth control/iuds, how long did you have to wait until your body was baby ready?

No. 264509

>>264499
The only thing you really should do a couple of months in advance of trying for a baby is to start taking prenatal vitamins, especially folic acid, you need a depot of it in your body to help your babies brain grow within the first couple of weeks so it's good to start in advance.

I got pregnant the second cycle off birth control, but it took me a while to ovulate each cycle, I ovulated on cycle day 32 when I got pregnant. Your periods will probably not be regular at first.

You don't need to be super fit or live organic to start trying, if you are overweight you should try to lose some weight because being overweight during pregnancy can increase risks of gestational diabetes, high birth weight in the baby etc. Also you might have a harder time ovulating if you are overweight or obese.


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No. 260317[Reply]

Vent your hearts out ladies.

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No. 264495

>>264493
I'm not a movie person, I barely watch one movie a year and I would be extremely turned off if all they'd watch is capeshit, I'd probably dump them for this reason. Petty maybe, but any reason to dump somebody is valid.

No. 264498

>>264493
>movies
>art
To me, film is art so I cannot be with someone who does not have the same taste in art as me. Luckily my bf is very open minded and we watch lots of independent films and historical films.
Your taste in art says a lot about who you are in my opinion.

No. 264505

>>264493
I don't feel like you need to have everything in common with your partner to be compatible. There are interests my bf has that I'm not into and vice versa. Sure it's nice to listen when they want to rave about it sometimes because you care about them and not the interest, but if you get along in most regards and have other things you share I don't think it's a huge deal. At least it's just capeshit and not porn or alt right conspiracy theories. I don't think you should force yourself to engage in something you don't enjoy though.

No. 264515

>>264493
It's irrelevant, as long as you're capable of having interactions that don't involve talking about superheroes and your boyfriend is not a complete autist about them - and sounds like that's the case - it doesn't matter that he likes to watch different movies than you sometimes. There are media both me and my partner love, and there are media we engage with separately, no harm in that.

No. 264527

>>264493
Being into capeshit is as big of a red flag as being into anime. He's a manchild and probably a coomer who spergs out over casting women with too small butts as his favorite coomerhero.


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No. 253921[Reply]

Like the title says.
Previous Thread: >>133562
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No. 264413

>>255932
look I know this is late but the way I've gotten men into it is to start pressing down on their cock with your feet. Like, under the table footsies kinda deal. Press firmly but only enough for it to feel good. Do that every so often but each time get a little harder.
After a while of doing that you get it hard enough he'll start to like it. Then I'd start to get rougher. Grabbing his crotch when you're horny, getting harder with that over time, maybe playfully and lightly slapping his cock or balls during foreplay. You're essentially just trying to condition him to associate that pain with pleasure. Soon enough he'll be asking for it.

No. 264469

>>264353
Nonnie I'm sorry I really don't understand how one can't see their clit. Do you have lots and lots of labia??? I've eaten a few and the clit was always just right there, right in my face. Is it weird if I ask you to post your vagina? Or a pic/diagram of a similar vagina?

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>>264469
I'm >>264387 and I'm assuming the anon you responded to has a similar deal as I do. Basically, it looks like the labia minora join up at a thin line and there's no bulge for a clitoris. The clitoris does not pop out the hood because it is so small, even when very aroused (I have verified this because my labia fill with blood, etc. but the clit still doesn't pop out because it is too small). The hood on mine is also very small, but the main feature is again that my clit is still proportionately so small it can't be seen.

For me, direct stimulation is painful and all touching needs to be done around the clit. I think this is because all the nerves are packed into such a small point anything bothers it.


I attached a screenshot. Basically, it's just a line is what it looks like where the minora meet.

I hope this helps.

No. 264489

Sometimes when I have sex I need to fart so bad and it doesnt help when they wana switch positions so much. Usually I pretend like theyre going in too deep and push them away when in reality I am holding in my fart for my dear life. Anyways how do you avoid being gassy during sex?

No. 264507

>>264472
>i have a very small

that search is sending me anon kek


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