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Vote in the VPN ban runoff poll! Closing at 23:59 GMT on the 26th March.

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No. 110612[Reply]

/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

>/ot/ is for offtopic, discussions, debates and sperging

>/m/ is for image spam unrelated to beauty or vidya and movie talk
Do not post porn, talking about porn or sexual preferences is fine though.
You can see all the rules here https://lolcow.farm/rules


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No. 514347[Reply]

Gloopy Plenny Edition

ITT: Post pictures, new developments and conversation about Luigi

Previous threads:
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>>451665
>>453384
>>455202
>>456930
>>458496
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>>467757
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No. 515183

>>515175
we discussed this a few threads ago, he definitely got bullied for being an awkward, short ugly duckling

No. 515184

>>515182
same he needs a lobotomy (if his brain isn’t already fried from all the drugs). schzigi being forced to blow lobotomigi sounds hot kek

No. 515185

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>>515149
>I contracted Lyme when I was 13
>I don't actually remember contracting Lyme
I am going to rape this retard. Death by snusnu
>>515171
>>515177
Big tits just runs in his family. Very good genetics. I know we would not have ever learned who Luigi is if he was the superior sex, but the CCTV footage of a curvy mystery venus gunning down a worthless powerscrote would be more than enough for me. I wish Luigi was a girl so I can actually praise and worship her. Moidigi is just for ridicule, mockery and rape.

No. 515186

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>>515174
kek. Any serious discussion of class consciousness or healthcare reform that went on in December has been drummed out by scammers. /r/freeluigi is definitely a psyop

No. 515187

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I still can’t believe the r/freeluigi mods paid for this video.



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No. 392054[Reply]

Post anything you can think of. Specific clothing, styles, whatever.
>suits
>button down shirts
>watches
>more suits
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No. 514531

>>514501
I really hate the high heels, he should wear sheer moid underwear and anklets.

No. 514627

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Hear me out…

No. 514913

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>>514505
Basada

No. 515167

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>>514627
Based. We need more men in knight armor.

No. 515170

>>514627
>hides ugly moids from view
>only the strong can wear it long-term, the weak shall perish to heatstroke and fatigue
>pointy
I hear you like an air raid siren, nona.



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No. 437064[Reply]

You know the drill
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No. 514152

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I am able to make subtle expressions that make men absolutely stupefied with lustful thoughts. I feel somewhat bad wielding what attractiveness I have in this way but it is extremely exciting when I cause a man to stutter or get visibly nervous or in a semi-trance like state. Bonus points if there is a good excuse to have my hand on his knee or shoulder, which is especially racy in a work setting. I love doing this with dorky guys because they will never trust their gut enough to know what I'm doing… but their boner certainly knows. It's only once in a blue moon a man instills this urge in me and I feel a bit embarrassed sending out literal siren calls to them but the power feels like a drug.

No. 514260

>>512873
Based taste

No. 514502

My fetish is women cross dressing in stylish men’s looks. With a men’s hair cut too, not the long hair and heels type of suit wearing female celebrities do. This phenomenon is basically non existent both irl and in media though. So much so that I didn’t see a good example of this until my 20s, and then this fetish smacked me in the face and it was basically over for me. I’ll be hung up on this fetish with no outlet forever probably fml.

No. 515094

I have a fetish for NEETs. I think it's because they can dedicate more time to me and our relationship than someone who has a job, especially if that job would keep them busy. I do unironically find NEETs more attractive than someone with a career that keeps them busy.

No. 515147

I like it when men cry. It flips this little switch in my brain that says 'yes, I want to fuck him now'.



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No. 459210[Reply]

This thread passes the Bechdel Test. Do not center your post around the opposite sex.

If you need to vent about febfem, polilez, or horrendous experiences with bisexual women, go to this thread >>>/2X/17680

Please keep posts focused on women and female homosexuality! If you want to talk about your attraction towards the opposite gender, it probably belongs in the bisexuality thread or questioning sexuality thread (check the catalogue). Please ignore the obvious bihet/troon/tradthot/fujo/etc. ragebait as well. If you suspect a poster is XY, pls report and ignore instead of shitting up the entire thread with accusations. Newfags pls lurk and read the site rules before posting, and be careful to stay safe and anonymous (be wary of external links/discords, and be very cautious about the personal details you include in your posts).

Topics of discussion may include but are not limited to:
>first crush?
>what’s your local lesbian scene like?
>cute stories about your gf
>favourite lesbian media? lesbian media you hate?
>coming out stories
>are there any cows you’d uhaul with?
>bitch about being lonely
>tips for coping with being lonely
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No. 513539

>>513468
Ignore the other retard. Most normie women are into some sort of metaphysical delulu so if you match with her in another app she might take it as "fate/sign" or whatever stupid shit she believes in. Just do it.

No. 513586

>>513478
>>513539
I asked because me and friends are going to an event this weekend and in this small town I'm very likely to see her. Saw her last weekend and she leaned in and said something to me as she was leaving but I couldn't hear it over the music. I was mid conversation with a friend. I'll keep you all updated if only for the tea. Wish I had noticed her while everyone was dancing but the crowd was big and it was really dark.

No. 513975

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How do I know that I'm ready to get back into dating? I wanted to abstain from dating for a while since 8 months ago I found out my ex was sleeping with her friend for half of our relationship and I was pretty fucked up about it. I've since then recovered and have been hooking up occasionally but I've been wanting romantic affection and someone more consistent to sleep with. I don't think someone could ever be "ready" to fall in love but I do have fear that I'm never going to get someone as good as I did back then. (Tall, butch4butch, hot voice, hates troons, not a gendie, good at sex, buff, etc;)

No. 514442

>>511068
People always talk shit on The Handmaiden and say it’s moid-gazey but I never got that vibe. I thought it was beautifully shot, plus I love the Sarah Waters book it’s based on.

No. 515099

>>513975
Realistically, you are always 'ready' and 'not ready' to be in the world of dating, so just do it when you feel confident enough with it. You'll always find something about yourself that you're not happy with, or someone else will find it in you, and even if you fall head over heels with someone else, their 'ready' might not be your 'ready', etc. If you're happy with the person you show up as, then that's it really.
> I do have fear that I'm never going to get someone as good as I did back then
If falling in love is an act of ticking very specific boxes on a laundry list, always comparing one girl to another, probably not. If you just want romantic attraction/sex/a warm body from someone who you thinks meets your standards, then yes, that's easy to get. Do you think you're ready?



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No. 512555[Reply]

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
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No. 515085

>>515077
VPN ban will only apply to /ot/ you should still be able to VPN post on /g/ and /m/. otherwise very cute drawing nona

No. 515089

>>515077
Aww thank you ♥, hope you had a good night sleep kek. I appreciate your presence in this thread nevertheless and hopefully no VPN ban would hinder you.

No. 515095

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>>514582
>>514640
I am glad! Sons of Sparda are awesome endless pit of rewards like franchise character centric medium and fan creation to enjoy and meeting people like you! Picrel is one of my favourite Vergil fanart apparently by talented karaii, please read his(?) DMC fancomics if you didn't he(?) cares a lot of games lore and Vergil himself and predicted some DMC plot parts
>>514481
>, Gene tries to reconnect with Tony and apologize properly (he half-assed it at the end of the show and ran away) and Tony takes advantage of his guilt and humiliates him as revenge, and Gene just accepts his fate, until it develops into something else. Fujo brainrot moment.
OMG sounds delicious I need to check it ASAP
It sounds like Tony is so effortlessly gleefully mentally tortures his enemies kek
>Picrel is Reiner's titan
Hot…
>I love huge pathetic men getting absolutely destroyed and being weak crybabies
Ultra based, nona
>he visits him in the hospital at some point just to piss him off
Intimate a bit. Love moments like this, MC is in vulnerable position and the foe is here. I remembered the episode of As Told by Ginger where the rich blonde boy gets visited by Ginger's brother just to take his removde glands lol Blonde boy was so eager to see him but was distraught upon his true intentions. I was so sad for him
>I love how retarded LL is and emotionally stunted he sees nothing wrong with befriending a teenager
Is he the type who gets wrongfully accused as pedo and then decades later the real pedo gets caught? Aside jokes, that naivety is his most attractive trait to me. Such contrast with his appearance and periodic manic phases.
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No. 515112

>>515055
Bless those 3D edits.

No. 515144

I love the idea of syncing heartbeats with my husbando but he has the heartbeat of a bird so if they synced I'd die



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No. 433552[Reply]

Previous thread: >>>/g/378038

This is for diet and fitness related things only.

-Post your goals, your current state, like your weight or measurements;
-What you're going to do to change it and your methods (Weight training? Intermittent Fasting? Running? Raw eating? MyFitnessPal logs?);
-And how to be held accountable for it, like biweekly weigh-ins or measurings.

Feel free to post charts of your progress! If you're doing daily reports, remember to sage.

Reminder that we're all human and we all have our ups and downs. Don't blame yourself for failing and don't get fixated on small missteps. This is a marathon, not a race. Self-sabotage will only make things worse. Try to stay positive and think of the positive steps you've made to get here and keep moving forward!

Don't get fixated on numbers and give yourself adequate rest days and rewards to keep yourself motivated.

No ana, please.
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No. 514915

>>514882
thats what I did today yeah
>>514892
probably should've gave some context, I'm skinnyfat and trying to change my sedentary lifestyle that's probably also a factor as to why my muscles are sore
>>514907
I appreciate the advice from all of you ♥

No. 514927

>>514915
You mentioned not wanting to lose the routine of working out on rest days. Have you considered working a different muscle group on your rest days for your legs? For example you could work on your core or your arms or do some light cardio so you are active every day.

No. 514939

>>514845
try magnesium oil or dead sea salt baths for recovery. Also BCAA aminoacids

No. 515073

>>514845
A certain type of bone structure can have a thigh gap, if you don't have that you're basically out of luck no matter how much you excersise. You might very well be hurting yourself right now trying to achieve something your body simply can't do.

No. 515128

>>515073
it's still a great idea for her to exercise her body, especially if she has a sedentary lifestyle. I wish more people would see the benefit of exercise beyond working towards a certain look. Don't discourage people from exercising, it's nearly impossible to hurt yourself doing some exercise routine from youtube that doesn't involve machines.



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No. 445663[Reply]

Discuss goth music, makeup, fashion that you love. People you admire, gossip, news, etc.

previous thread:
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No. 514663

>>513491
That byzantine is chainmaille/jump rings, not braided wire. Though some "mock" chainmail nowadays is machine (and cheaply) made. I do a bit of maille myself and it's fun. I rarely see it nowadays outside of renn faires.

>>514506
I wonder if only Youtube would gain traction with that sort of stuff, or if blogs are mostly dead nowadays. I've thought about personally making content on thrift store DIY or sewing, or even music reviews. But, I don't have the set up or editing skills for videos. Instagram would be good for pictures and short video clips, but I don't know how good it is for long form content.

No. 514729

Can anyone recommend some good long lasting, black lipstick?

No. 514763

>>512530
I think the way people treat goth like its some sort of fandom is so cringy lol like "omg look what this random girl on tiktok said" no thanks i really couldnt give a shit. i will always be a goth who opposes tranning out kids and importing rapists, not sorry. not getting mad at you just this sort of video is so stupid

No. 514765

>>514663
>chainmailed not brided
there are languages where both techniques have one shared name

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>>514729
I use RIMMEL Stay Matte liquid lip color in 870 Devotion(it's a very dark red shade). You could try 840 Pitch Black. After you apply it you have to let it dry for a minute. This lasts all day and doesn't fade or come off unless you eat something oily.



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No. 475475[Reply]

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

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No. 514247

Back on my JP shit. I hate myself for still managing to see the cute under the retardation. But holy shit nonnas the vocal fry in this video though… is he Anna and Dasha's new gay best friend?

No. 514328

>>513509
Have nerds always been bodybuilders? I've noticed a weird shift in nerds becoming jocks and I can't figure out if that's just me thinking they were all skinny dorks

No. 514392

>>514328
They either troon out, become incels or become gym bros nowadays.

No. 515021

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Cute

No. 515180

>>515021
>pulls out katana to defend m'lady
'nothing personnel, kid'
I get it, nona. I do. Definitely would.



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No. 397215[Reply]

What women are you ashamed to say you'd fuck or crush on for any reason?
>unconventionally attractive?
>problematique?
>controversial?
Share your thirst, farmers.

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No. 513502

>>513140
She has a yt channel!!! I used to watch her a lot as a kid. Aiyana Lewis is her name and yeah she's super duper pretty lol. Omg what a throwback

No. 514140

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>>512394
I am so fucking horny for this white girl (former) rapper that it's embarrassing

No. 514383

>>498754
>Implant scars

No. 514839

>>514383
how do you tell? i cant see anything other than the bloody scrape

No. 515001

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IDC, I want her pussy in my face.



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