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>26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on-and-off “sex worker”>Has overdosed 5+ times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive ED>Started dating her (now 43) year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, etc>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lost the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, ultimately drives her mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna takes the opportunity to garner more uwu points and spreads ashes on her face
Sex Worker Saga:
>Embarked on a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more like an actual corpse in every photo>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829>Anon leaks a “commission” video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647>SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter >>761016>Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037>Returns to sex work >>805775 , >>810203 >A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time >>811491 , >>811554
>LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600 , >>810637 >Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724 >Electricity gets disconnected and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as “her landlord” despite admitting on facebook that they’re not supposed to be there >>813209 , >>813354>EVIL TOXIC MOM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MOM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340>The apartment door lock has broken, Luna and lurch build sad little barricades >>816475 , >>815981>The cops pay them a visit and find drugs, drug paraphernalia and a knife >>813338>Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 , >>822424 , >>824442>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the regular, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718 , >>822657 , >>823499 , >>823823 , >>824260>Luna keeps claiming to be sober despite still taking fucking Xanax >>824858 , >>825465 , >>827008 , >>825462>”Abusive” dad relapses and is allegedly “dying” >>825466 , >>825993 , >>826190 >Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimulus checks as it’s clearly their own income>Luna and Lurch are attacked by their neighbour’s pitbulls (totally not while stealing or anything) >>831109
>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building, anons bicker over whether she’s telling the truth or not >>840784 , >>840941>Reports the rape to the police who take the allegation seriously >>841832>Police then pivot to not entirely believing her rape story, suspect her of submitting a falsified statement >>843957>Luna gets admitted to the psych ward, calls it the “worst day of her life” but doesn’t explain why, still manages to post unsettling selfies featuring EKG stickers >>846413 , >>846458>One theory is that she lost her shit when she took all of her Klonopin and the doctor wouldn’t give her more >>847120
>Autistic infighting over Luna’s body shape and whether she was ever pretty, one anon posts a truly horrifying “before and after” comparison that highlight just how fat and busted Luna has become >>882607>Tuna finally ditches the rancid bandage and gets the stitches out, which of course provides yet another sympathy-farming photo opportunity >>882645>Still deluding herself that the only reason Lurch hasn’t married her yet is because they don’t have ID, yeah okay Tuna, I’m sure that’s why >>883296>On the brink of eviction and instead of packing and trying to secure long term accomodation is posting pictures of her cheap cheap cheap skin care hauls that her “friend’s mum” bought her, because priorities >>883501>Tuna posts on reddit about moving to Mount Vernon which is far below her luxurious standards, one anon points out that it’s a majority Black neighbourhood which is going to please Lurch’s racist ass no end, inb4 Tuna sperging about all the scary Black people >>883833 , >>883838>New art for the first time in yonks from the soon to be homeless sadbbydoll kween >>883929>Hilariously accurate AI generated poetry inspired by Tuna >>884248>Proof of her securing an Airbnb for 6 months, obviously organised by ebil dad because both Luna and her sentient statue have neither the finances nor the cognitive capacity to organise anything themselves >>884418>Also posts letter from the marshal as proof that she’s getting ACTUALLY EVICTED on August 1st, two weeks earlier than expected, cue manic ebegging and pity posting about MUH HOMELESSNESS >>884419>In yet another display of complete retardation, Luna posts a poorly cropped picture of her Airbnb listing, leading an anon to find the exact place in a matter of seconds >>884423>The place is way too nice for a couple of filthy, unwashed junkies, and is non-smoking with a “no pets” policy and shared amenities excluding the backyard, plus the owner and his young family also live on the property, disgonbgud.gif >>884430>Anons speculate that based on NY tenants rights the gruesome twosome are definitely planning on squatting in the Airbnb >>884513 , >>884558>Tuna admits to stealing when high, quelle fucking surprise >>884619>In yet another dazzling display of solid priorities, Tuna laments her lack of blonde hair and abundance of lard >>884662 , >>884915>BEGGARS CAN’T BE CHOOSERS, LUNA >>884933>More begging, and even more astonishingly, people still donate to her >>884969>The Airbnb booking appears to be cancelled, cue tinfoiling as to whether someone cowtipped, or the owner did his research and made an executive decision, or Luna herself cancelled because she managed to find somewhere else that has private amenities, allows her to move in sooner and permits pets >>885013>Luna confirms that the first Airbnb booking has been cancelled, doxxes herself replete with phone number, you can’t make this shit up >>885110 , >>885111 , >>885112>Tuna goes to court to beg for an extension on the eviction date dressed like a hobo (y’know, for a change) >>885374>Is told to return to court on Monday, which is the day of eviction, continues to post skincare hauls >>885412>Confirms she’s booked another Airbnb, albeit one that doesn’t meet her regal standards >>885561
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Nonna I love you, this is an amazing sumary of last events kek good job!
she has an ID but it's expired which probably wouldn't be hard to renew it anyway. If she got hired, her job could even arrange that kek
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This pic is from 2013. Someone in the last thread said her arms are like this due to H, or gaining/losing weight. Seems like it's actually just muh genetics.
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Arm lookin like a damn butternut squash. Her body is completely deformed. I've seen fat arms. Never fat arms shaped like that.
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Uh oh, looks like that guy did his research and cancelled it himself.
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She literally hates her followers and doesn't care to hide it. My tinfoil is that she responds like this because she thinks 99% of her followers are from the farms, which I suppose isn't entirely untrue.
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Wow, I'd accuse her of ripping off Taylor Swift in pic related but Luna's version came first. And I imagine Luna is the "omg I hate mainstream garbage like Taylor Swift I only listen to an obscure band called Nirvana" kind of altgirl
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Does this mean she has somewhere else to go or?
the original AirBNB that was starting on the 15th of August with a shared kitchen/bath was cancelled and a new AirBNB set to start on the 6th got termed by the owner per >>885700
so as of this moment, she has no housing lined up
Well, well, well, if it isn't what happens when you don't treat the threat of homelessness with an ounce of seriousness or urgency.
This bitch has been playing games, eating ice cream, "shopping", and chatting on drug subreddits down to the last minute without a care in the world. Realistically speaking, someone as sketchy as her should have seen this coming and had a backup plan. I know this is Luna we're talking about, but I'm still kind of dumbfounded.
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The advice that she won't take.
My first and exact thought.. lmfao!! It's definitely NOT her fault she's gonna be homeless, it's totallllyyyyy AIRBNBs fault. Poor tuneyfish always the ViCtIm
. Fucking loser kek
I thought she had no ID/ expired IF which is why she can't marry her "beloved" Chief. So she now miraculously had an ID to submit to AirBnB?
But oh this milk is going to be plentiful and full fat… Monday can't come quick enough
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Thought this would lead to a milky tantrum from Tuna but then I clicked the name. It's the same damn cowtipper that won't shut the fuck up.
I noticed that too. Maybe it was Lurch's? >>885741
I don't think she'll be able to help herself. She has posted plenty of times when it was clearly in her best interests not to.
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But I really wonder what will happen to the cat, I really hope the best for it.
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This has been stated before but it bears repeating: Airbnb doesn’t allow bookings on behalf of others (picrel). I highly doubt Luna’s dad has a business account that would enable him to book for her.
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as not everyone is from NY, I thought it might help to see the different time zones, so, where ever you are, you don't have to miss the milk flow on Monday at 10am, kek.
Still, hope Pumpkin will be save.
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she moved into her moms place "temporarily" 4 years ago, she had 4 years to figure out her next step and she did nothing but collect cheap clothes and skincare.
speaking of, assuming she finally tosses it on Eviction Day… (drumroll)
Pink Gamer Chair lasted 133 days before her fat ass destroyed it, and then it sat there broken in the background for another 165 days.
that poor chair worked longer than Luna has, cumulatively, in her entire life. RIP.
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With homelessness being less than 24 hours away, Lurch finds the time to tweet about the Yankees
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Do we know what time this is all going down exactly? I saw the one nonnie with the different time zones but I don't remember if there was an exact time the cops were to show up. In any case I look forward to one of two scenarios: A) She's still in bed when the cops knock on the door and has to scramble or B) She leaves to go to court and comes back to lurch sitting on the curb with their stuff in trash bags.
Laides, I cannot wait.
if the chair will finally find his well deserved rest in a big bin, I hope you will keep us updated on how many days the chair has been dead in the trash, if not, I will miss you, autistic chair nona.>>885872
if I had the money, I would pay you a day off so you could report everything for us, but if I had the money, I would have booked my holiday in NYC for tomorrow, kek.>>885876
according to the last thread it's 10 am, she has her appointment at 9:30 am at the court, I don't know if this is all true, but that's what has been posted so far.
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the bus would have taken 20 minutes, but this stinky retard is
too stupid to use it too good for it
ps this isn’t doxxing, she posted it herself >>>/pt/884419
samefag, can’t delete, but want to clarify that this is a map of her walk
to court. Luna too fat to walk for longer than 20 minutes confirmed kek
lol at the dollar tree
its gonna rain tomorrow btw i hope theyre prepared
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she shouldn’t be taking Ubers anywhere, she’s just too lazy for the 10 minute walk to a bus stop, plus she’s too stupid to figure out how to use it. it costs about $9 a pop to get her anywhere in an Uber. CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP but not as cheap as the free transit in her city if she could just haul her fat ass a block north https://www.ridecircuit.com/new-rochelle
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I think she's using her arm to hold up her backfat and tucked her bat wing in causing that fat bulge.
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throwback to the last hOmELeSs saga while we await the next
Not the same anon, but there wasn't any drama or meltdown when they were getting thrown out of Roger's, it was pretty boring. She just posted some pics of their stuff packed up in garbage bags and a few days later re-appeared at her mom's bleating about losing 90% of her belonging and e-begging as usual.
I have a feeling it'll be the same this time. She'll go quiet and in a few days post pics from some grimy cheap motel.
Another Luna Slater AI poem based on >>>/pt/885526
pieces of cloth washed in the blood of my own,
I’m too small to be pulled from the earth
my heart is black like a frozen lake,
open to the wild winds of the midnight hour.
I am broken
I have sinned
I bit my tongue and he drew it out
I died that day but here I am
you can’t change how long it takes
to become something else, but that doesn’t mean
you haven’t changed at all
all the excuses, well they are just
my way of trying to control
my time, my life, my life time
I remember being in a bar
I was hanging around with some pretty shady characters
hugging a woman I didn’t want to be around,
and my friends were coming up to me
telling me that what I was doing wasn’t right
now I know that
my friends were idiots, they just didn’t want to see me
suck up to someone new
someone they thought was cooler than them
my feet blister and turn black
after years, i am crawling with fleas
I call them angels when they nest in my hair
they are siblings
i keep washing my feet but
my armpit itches like hell
my knuckles itch, my elbows itch, my back itches
I can’t stop scratching
my crotch, my crack
my back, my throat
I live in the shadows, inside the dollar tree
I reach out to the cotton candy ceiling
I call out to the the powers of the dollar tree
when I’m gone, they’ll find my things wrapped in cellophane
as they enter the dollar tree, they find 3 of everything
three all-you-can-eat buffets, three courtside seats to the Knicks
three police officers, three boxes of Twinkies, three trips to Walgreens,
and three horny college students all wanting me
my corpse stinks so badly
and they are going to take me away to give my body to science
so they can dissect my body
and analyze my corpse
an organ supplier
do they sell sex organs?
is the organ supply a place to buy
the organs of people who like sex?
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Instead of getting ready for court or doing some last minute packing, these two clearly have the right idea on how to spend their time: posting on Reddit.
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Let's go girls!
I think it’s just missing “crudely records a woe-is-me video when they get back to a locked apartment and lurch decides to start shit with the landlord/police”
and unfortunately “mysteriously gets rid of pumpkin”
i see now “pumpkin escapes” which ig could imply she gets rid of her and lies
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It's 10 a.m. HAPPY EVICTION!!! I made it cute, just to fit Tunas style. Even if evil dad booked a motel for you, you lost your shit and hopefully your cat
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what does this mean for them?
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lol for a second i thought that junkie luck kicked in again. it must be a shitshow over there rn
actually i think it’s probably already over and theyre figuring out a way to maybe break in when the marshal leaves
unrelated but former NY-lawfag here and i really wish that this county put decisions online. sometimes, on nyscef you can see signed decisions (ie; motion granted) online but this either isn't the case for evictions (i guess due to the sensitivity of personal information) or new rochelle. >>885984
disposed = there was a final decision on the motion. here, motion 002 was tuna and easter island asking for a stay (i.e. delay) on the eviction.
said, same judge. if tuna failed to go to court this morning, there could have been a default judgement for the landlord, which would be super LOL.
man, what i'd give to see the signed legal paperwork from the court.
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Well she went to dollar tree. Priorities
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There's a box in the uncropped snap
It doesn't seem to be the squat, the walls are blue, I don't remember seeing any blue wall there
Maybe she already moved to the motel?
Pfp is in the screenshot, anon. >>885995
Looks like it from the scabby door behind her. So either either she isn’t getting evicted today/imminently, she really does have somewhere lined up, or she’s on enough benzos to kill an elephant.
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She's weirdly unbothered. Either she got the extension or somewhere to move. Or - knowing her luck - both.
It does not. Don't reply if you don't know what it really means. She requested a stay and they settled it. We don't know what the decision is unless we read the judgement. >>885996
Probably means that they granted it or she'd be e-begging. The journey continues, anons.
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Coming to the thread and nothing milky happened. The hype was real, anons.
she looks fucking zonked (more than usual as of late) i’ve never seen her eyes look quite like that
also why are we all calling it quits so soon? that could be an older photo, or it could have been taken in the middle of them “packing” or “getting their shit out” considering luna’s priorities
i don’t think her junkie luck has kicked in just yet. she’s just stupid and she’s being silent on purpose.
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maybe there will be more milk tomorrow? Nona >>886014
got my hopes up, why not set a date and come a day later, the person to be evicted might not open the door at said date, but one day later. Or we have to wait till the 6th, but the milk will come.
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I did some googling and from what I understand is it can be only stopped/delayed if the landlord agrees with it.
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Literally nothing out of the ordinary from her kek just another day
>>886033>2 hours ago “are these cool?”>now “these are such a look im so glad I got them im obsessed”
The BPD is just so strong in everything she does, even the most innocuous posts>>886002
Kek anon. “There isn’t going to be a homelessness saga you stupid slut, she’s got another house”
how many times is she going to remind us that they were from dollar tree?
she sounds like a bird; cheap cheap cheap!
I've had this terrible mental image of Luna in her squat, but the squat is a disgusting harpy nest of sticks covered in shit, and Luna is sitting there in the middle, a giant sack of flab and flesh, with her disgusting, rotting mouth open like a baby bird screaming "cheap cheap cheap". Her batwing arms flapping, flesh rolling, and face distorted trying to take sexy selfies in a pile of filth. Her enablers fly in to vomit cheap shien hauls into her gaping maw, but she is never full. Her bulk continues to grow, filling the nest as she cries for more & more, but the hole inside of her that forces her to constantly consume, forces her to make herself bigger & bigger never be filled, she will never be satisfied because she's empty inside. And then she will pass, ugly & huge and almost alone, except for Lurch nodding out, in a nest of her filthy, cheap, cheap shit.
Agree 100%, especially considering a lot of anons haven't exactly been chill/subtle about it.
I think that she's trying to play it cool on purpose. Luna's aware that most of her following at this point are only there for milk. Even Lurch knows, he said as much on her social media when he talked about how the haters want to see them "fail and be homeless" (something like that), but that it won't happen because he has a yacht and a country house or whatever. She knows there are people who have literally been waiting for this.
I do think she'll pop up when she can't resist the urge to complain/beg, but I'm not at all surprised that she hasn't posted any eviction play-by-play.
Honestly, imagine her showing crying selfies and pictures of her filth on the curb. All these years of us insulting her and her waste of a partner and she gives us exactly what we want? It's smart, but we know it won't last long. She doesn't have friendships, so she just projects into the void of social media. >>885984
I wish there was a lawfag in NY. All this information is public, but you need a state bar number to have an account where you can easily look up specific documents without doing a request. I have access to one in my state and federal (federal costs money), but that's it.
where are her full body selfies?
where is her OOTD spam?
weird shes not showing the broken chair as usual.
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i hate you for putting this in my head and i hate myself for trying to drawfag.
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This is what it shows
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helga from the oblongs reminds me of tuna. slightly shorter but the resemblance is there
Damn, that's wild. Can't believe how long they've been squatting honestly >>886033
Lmao hoe couldn't even be bothered to fully take the sticker off her new cheap cheap obsession. What a life
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That's misplaced anger, anon. I deserve the hate for putting the mental image out there and allowing it to infect others.
This is a much nicer rendition than the one in my head. Thanks artnona. I'm going to work on myself, anons, I promise.
She likely believes us to be involved with the AIRBNB suspension. Clearly none of us are because we were secretly rooting for her to have somewhere to go after this.
If lurch's money for "4-6 months up front" is from a settlement, then how in the world will they ever continue to pay?
Where's her mother? What's the likelihood she will let those two "stay a few nights" again
Samefag. I didn't finish my first thought:
Likely why she is not posting anything. She does want us meanies to "ruin anything else"
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Not eviction milk but I creeped around and Lurch likes to comment on this young Ukrainian girl’s page. He’s so socially autistic and retarded, I think he forgets that when he’s too busy convincing people he’s a rIcH gEniUS coulda been baseball star
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I’m really starting to tinfoil about Lurch’s political leanings if this is who he’s following/chatting up
The gas issue doesn't bother you Lurch cause not only do you not have a driver's license, but you have no car or money. What an absolute tone deaf, broke ass boomer.>>886089
Because he's fucking stupid. English has been his native language for 40+ years and he can't even speak that properly. Imagine being that old and having no accomplishments, not even your native language. All he does is yell at politicians and harass women on the internet while crouched in a filthy corner in a rundown apartment with a narcissistic blobfish taking photos in the background.
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samefag but why does she join all these groups just to never post/comment it's so weird
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“i only have a sharpie I put my other art stuff in storage”
Looks like she won’t be losing anything.
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ebil dad probably stepped in at the last minute
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nobody ever said there weren’t neo-Nazis in Ukraine
there are neo-Nazis in Russia, too, should Putin attack Russia? should he attack the US? Germany? Greece?(derailing)
She's just busy with real life for once in her god damn life. I had an inkling that maybe she would be busy packing and getting the fuck out today and probably wouldn't post much. The sunglasses proved me wrong, but fear not, anons. We will see a milking
If they actually rented a storage unit it would be smart, it's not hard to squat in them if you're careful. Luna is too stupid/spoiled to consider it.
Why not use the dog bite money to buy a cheap cheap car? It will give them shelter and a way to find a fucking job. You don't even have to have a licence if you're buying outright from a private seller. They'll never get it registered, probably will steal a sticker from someone else. Lurch is an old junkie, there's no way he doesn't know all this.
I think art's a lot like writing. You need to know the rules, traditional writing and structure to then deviate and break the rules in a clever and impactful way. Structure and form are rules that exist to coherently tell a story or idea. Luna is like this with her poetry. She does whatever she wants to be impactful but doesn't know the first thing about structure now to break through through structure. Not saying she needs a degree, just enough passion to love art or poetry to self-study. She just imposes her narcissism into her art and poetry instead of trying to inspire and connect with others. >>886179
We wait. Patience, anon.
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Luna confirmed to still be at the hovel, but finally packing.
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The “cheap cheap cheap cheap” gave me a hearty kek nice one Tuna! I noticed she made a few posts about more skincare items but then proceeded to delete them pretty quickly, the farms must be playing on her mind heavily today, or perhaps she’s gearing up for some classic ebegging
this is spot on anon. you can tell when an artist knows basic anatomy but draws in a stylised manner vs an artist who uses their "style" as an excuse for poor anatomy and laziness. luna falls into the 2nd category. >>886207>cheap cheap cheap cheap
kek this is like a parody of luna's art
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She still has them up on her snap, most recent was a couple hours ago. Sheet masks are clearly priority when you're waiting for the cops to kick in your door and evict you.
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I'm sure that "found" it's way into her bag at the dollar tree without paying for it. I'm a little amazed at this point she's never been picked up for shoplifting with how often she must do it in a completely zombied out benzo condition
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Tooona : "Totally moving guyz!!! not being evicted from our squat hovel. Muh prioritez r skin care, shitty art, drugz and shoplifting error I mean having a friend's mom find me cheap cheap cheap!!!!!
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Has anyone seen the siren from What We Do In The Shadows in her trash nest? Still better body that Tuna.
Nona that’s a fantastic idea! We need to get her to start doing twitch streams, those would get milky af I bet. She plays video games anyways, and can’t you make money on twitch?
It’s perfect, she’d have an excuse to afford her cheap cheap cheap totally non stolen walgreens cosmetics and we’d get a forum for almost assured background milkiness.
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this pose is my all time fav kek
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We may not be getting our eviction milk yet but at least everyone worried about Pumpkin can rest easy knowing there are rules in place in New York protecting animals in evictions.
I read somewhere that if you have pets and the marshal shows up for an eviction they can take your pets if you haven't arranged for them to be somewhere safe already but this was all I could find.
>>886207>>cheap cheap cheap
I’ve never fully believed that she reads here until this drawing, this is a shoutout to us
I really didn’t think she could take reading this thread but guess her skin has gotten tougher
While you’re both right, outsider art exists. I honestly don’t know whether Tuna’s art is genuine outside art or pure laziness, but I’m leaning towards the latter just because it’s Tuna>>886197
Jfc that poor cat looks so miserable, not that it’s surprising giving the filth these two scumbags forced it to live in, animals are nothing but props to Tuna
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From the other farms, she's posting more stuff on Reddit.
Again reposting for spoilers sake
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Looks like Lurch isn't living up to her expectations…will she actually ditch him to live with her Dad?
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I wonder if her friends get tired of her never talking about anyone but herself
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More of Lurch being weird with kt
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even lurch can’t talk about anyone else other than luna smh.
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Leave her alone lurch she doesn't want you >>886277
And it's funny how tuna is gonna do EVERYTHING
… but not until she "moves". Tuna stop acting like being thrown out of the hovel is going to magically change your life. You won't put in any more effort than you do right now. You still won't have a job, pretty blonde hair, or go to NA meetings. It's be the same shit, different squat.
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Not trying to detail the thread but wow what a winner
Hoping they get Ashley Madisoned
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Shes in Hell's Kitchen, probably on her way to her dad's
incoming bitching and moaning dump about her evil dad being sooooo mean and unsupportive and triggering
first day on Luna's threads?>>886308
reach but it reminded me of the Tessa saga. what if this was the lead in and he DMed her bragging about his inheritance, yacht, and big dick all over again
She's like 5'7 and you want her to weight 80lbs? OK anachan.
She could certainly stand to lose 80, but 80 is not a healthy goal weight for any adult woman.
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Where did ya'll get that daddy's beautiful NYC apartment idea from? It's just a normal rent controlled unit in Manhattan, quite modest in fact. Her dad is not rich, I sincerely doubt he owns it.
america is a shithole, this is what passes as doing well over here, you're highness
most nyc apartments are tiny as fuck, having the room for a dining table is indicative that this is not a dump of an apartment (at least size wise).>>886345
nobody gives a shit, britfag. go shove some mushy peas down your gullet and get out of the thread. >>886347
if she turns her life around, then how can she perpetually play the victim
Kek Anon, truly based>>886347
Whatever you're smoking, stop it or you'll catch yourself some Lurch the next time you'll buy it. Luna is not a manic pixie dream girl in disguise, her parents are (former) drug addicts, she's been spoiled and still chose for herself to be an addict. She has always been huge, some people are like that. Do you really think someone like Luna has the willpower to lose weight when she even can't control her grubby fingers to steal cheap cheap dollar store stuff?
I read somewhere, that sometimes people will bring up their own experiences as a way to relate and empathise etc. I guess it's a way to offer support also, show you've been through a similar experience. However, I honestly don't think that's the case with Tuna. I just think she's so completely self-absorbed and narcissistic that she always brings it back to herself.
She could have said something like "I'm really happy for you, I hope it is going well… I'm actually thinking about going to meetings when I move". That sounds much better, it isn't just about herself but I honestly don't think she has the capacity to give a shit about others. It also makes me cringe just how rude she is to people who interact with her. Like, has she always been this way or is it because she's paranoid followers are also farmers?
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Yes. Evil dads place is such a "bad place" to be (her words). I hope her dad knows the whole story and doesn't think she's just there to visit or that it's a temporary stay because she has a magical non-existent "new place" lined up
Kek inbred bongs always want to prove they’re better than burgers. Muh royalty.
You lost the revolutionary war. Get over it kek
You're both retards. A Manhattan studio apartment costs as much as the average American 3 bedroom house. The tiny size of Luna's dad's place doesn't indicate that he's white trash (btw kill yourself posh nonny
, literally no one gives a fuck that there are people that share some of your DNA that have done something impressive with their lives; you're still a loser), nor does its high cost mean that "doing well" in the US equals living in a cramped apartment (Luna's dad's location is an outlier when it comes to housing supply and demand).
Luna's dad isn't filthy rich, but he sure as hell isn't poor. Get over it.
Did a quick search for the items she got "gifted" and the perfume is $80, the highlighter $40.
It could be possible she stopped by a Sephora to treat herself to a 5 finger discount….but the more likely option is her "terrible dad" treated her
dunno why you're assuming I'm white but go off, your majesty. Pardon me for interrupting Your Royal 'Tardedness. Please, tell me more about your personal life and finances. This is absolutely riveting.>>886348
literally all of this
Back on-topic: where TF are Lurch and the cat?
What is this info?
Do you have her snap?
Is there a way to take a photo of a phone? The milk could be so good right now, don't care if it's blurry milk
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She posted this one on tumblr, didnt see it posted here yet, despite being the same old shit
Here’s to hoping. The snatch posts are milky and most of her Reddit interactions are too so there is that. I just miss the old blonde mop head, foundation lips days.
Also, I can’t believe how many gifts this bitch gets. She literally does nothing and receives birthday tier gifts from everyone all the time. That’s not even to mention the money that’s handed to her that she uses to buy dollar store crap with. I don’t believe she steals this stuff. I think she actually has an allowance from her dad. Both of her parents give her drugs too. Damn, her life really isn’t all that bad. It’s just the way she looks is terrible and her boyfriend is ugly as sin.
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These are all that's on her sc
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This has REALLY fucking pissed me off. She's literally facing homelessness and she's buying $30+ highlighters, or being "gifted" it. I've read all of the threads, so it's no surprise that she never acts with any real semblance of urgency, but this really did get to me. I work 12 hour shifts, I sacrifice time with my loved ones, and even though I've just been paid, I can't afford £30 highlighter. I'd get a gift like this for birthday/Xmas and I'd be so thankful.
Seriously though, how does this obnoxious fucking bitch keep landing on her feet? She's like a cat.
it's only been a day and a half, she'll crack eventually
no pun intended
i think luna's thread is probably the only one i've actively read where the anons are always like "she can still improve!!!" after six years of constant toxic
and self-destructive behavior. anons are always giving tips on how she can improve and she's always like "my haters want me to die lmao"
Why are you here? And what is this 'we' shit? >>886397>you have talent
was what did me in.
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Benzos on their own are rarely the cause of overdose deaths on their own. Not saying she doesn't take them by the fistful but unlikely to kill her by themselves.
I’m a NYCfag who rented in a “luxury” building and is now fortunate enough to have a mortgage in the city proper. I know quite a bit about home pricing in Manhattan and wanted to briefly share my (saged) autism
While Luna’s dad’s apartment is located in a desirable area and undoubtedly would rent for several thousand dollars a month (depending on amenities), it’s not really an indicator of wealth to live in a posh building if 1. you purchased it before home pricing in NYC shot up or 2. it’s rent controlled. Units worth a mere 250k 20 years ago can go for over a million now. I’m not saying Luna’s dad is a poorfag— the cost of food/alcohol alone in NYC is prohibitively expensive, and he can presumably afford that— but acting like he’s a secret millionaire based on his apartment alone is pretty disingenuous. I might get some hate for this next comment, but a true “middle class” household income in nicer areas of Manhattan/Brooklyn/Long Island City is probably ~$200k a year.
I don’t care if Luna’s dad is truly wealthy or not, but I feel like some anons are exaggerating or just sort of making unfounded claims. For all we know, he could be paying like 1.5k a month for a rent-controlled unit.
Roger's death is on thread 16, to whom it may concern.
Good to remember that recently she finally admitted that she and the piece of shit she calls her fiancé dumped the man to die alone in the hospital while they stayed at HIS house shooting dope with the money she was begging on the internet with the excuse that was for Roger's cremation. After that, she used his death as an excuse to beg for MORE money, and kept the man's ashes in a shoebox until the box rotted.
All of this happened after three years of scattering syringes on the floor of his house, living there rent-free and using all her spare time shooting heroin and stealing cosmetics from stores, stealing bedding given to Roger by his friends and other things, not to mention that right after Roger went to the hospice she took his room in the house for her because in her head he was already dead. She kept posting "sexy" pics to get "validation", because she was "so, so sad " that her "real father with whom she had lived for three years and who had congestive heart failure" had died.
Is have some memory of her being a little friendlier on tumblr before drugs. During the Tai days she was even pretty well-liked and responded to asks on the regular. Must kill her that her dead blog gets no interaction anymore, maybe that’s why she’s so nasty to her followers.>>886379
Clearly her art is at least in part about lolcow. Funny that the “fat junkie” criticisms are what she takes to heart and internalizes but not the “lazy, entitled, groomer-apologist, fent-seller who poisons her community and refuses to get a goddamn job or do anything for herself” accusations. Pretty sure we hit that button pretty damn hard over here.
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So I was scrolling through fb and I found this, and realised I knew that I recognised that thing on the right. It has her proportions from the dumpy lipodema legs to the weird bowling ball circle of fat ham arms it’s uncanny (saged cuz now milky just hilarious)
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Oooops my bad I accidentally posted the pic, and not the full artical the context makes it sm funnier. I’m sorry nonnies
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I mean cmon
Dunno about 90% but you're unfortunately right about the state of the threads. Fan fiction, sperging about rent in ny or benzos or something and then shit like >>886452
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The decor is also incredibly dated. I'd guess he had some decent money in the early 90's and bought a condo/found this rent controlled apt. He paid some just-graduated-from-Ethan-Allen interior designer to purchase everything in one go from a single store, and picked up some didn't-meet-the-minimum-at-auction art for the walls.
That pieced travertine table looks cheap, his decor looks like it came from a New England therapist's office, the buffet shelves are totally barren, and he's got a white, basic ass fridge from 1991.
I'd say he is pretty comfortable and very stable for a former junkie, but not rich. He does have some lower level music connections from his job, Luna has a pic with Charley Drayton from Divynils and he bought one of her pieces of artwork before she became a worthless, wall-eyed whale.
besides it looks like lived there for a while and its likely a co-op that he paid under 300k for and has paid off the mortgage by now. after that he’d only have to pay maintenance fees and utilities every month. usually less than $1500 a month and thats stretching it
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Never said he was rich. Said he had money. Compared to Roger's place and Luna's mom's place, Evil Dad's place is a 5 star hotel. He regularly gives Tuna money. He booked her a 6-month-long stay at an AirBnB. (Every cent of that money from Lurch's "settlement" went to drugs, and anyone who thanks otherwise has never had a close relationship with a legit junkie IRL.)
I was just saying her dad def has the means to come to her rescue, buy her Amazon bullshit, send her to rehab if she'd actually go, etc. She always lands on her feet because at the end of the day, he won't let her fall.
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Less than a day ago. So SoBeR. I think the type she's talking about happen if you try to switch to a replacement therapy too soon after using opiates or something. Idk I'm not a junkie. Wonder if it's been quiet because one or both of them have been going through withdrawal
this is what I meant with: >>886346
He's not rich, not poor, he's just doing well, as in, doing fine…if he didn't live in NYC, he would probably have a 3/4 bedroom house to himself in the suburbs, or a mcmansion in Texas. It's what middle class is now.
"sage" goes in the email field>>886513
wanna place bets she put the food there to get pumpkin to sit still for the photo?>>885947
anon gets it 100% right
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from the other farms
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Although I don't disagree that Luna is clearly blind that's just how New York classifies pets
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Did. She. Shower(Emoji)
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That looks like a nest lock keypad
I’ve never seen a hotel with a window unit AC. It looks like an attic type room (sloped ceilings)
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New boomer profile pic from Lurch
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>>886531>spergs about dogs>calls other people retarded>irony.jpg
NTA but just because some anons think Tuna’s cat is ugly it doesn’t make them “dogfags”>>886539>despite Tuna needing a seeing eye animal
Thank you for speaking some sense, nona
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LMAO glad I’m not the only one who feels this way, here’s to not having toxoplasmosis >>886560
Seeing as she’s banned can we assume Lurch booked it?
sorry weird nitpick but am i to assume from this picture that lurch’s eyeglasses are missing an arm?>>886390
they’re not over here. at least, not at sephora. they’re in easily accessible cabinets or just lined up on the shelves. people steal from sephora all the time, so i’m assuming luna does too. especially when we never see a shopping bag/unboxing.
Yeah, she’s never gonna speak to nonny
again. Honestly bad move sharing it without deleting.
The classic middle aged head tilted back pose of a boomer who is faced with "upload existing photo or open camera?" and chooses to open the camera>>886561
After a year of dry milk it'll be nice to have some roommate drama. I give it a month before someone gets violent>>886531
There were anons in /ot/ using screenshots of your last meltdown as an example of an unhinged freak and saying it looked like an excerpt from a serial killers diary. You should reflect on that instead of feeling personally offended every time someone even vaguely hints at pumpkin looking strange. Nobody even mentioned dogs. You are literally the worst kind of cat person because you live in constant fear that dog people are conspiring against cats kek
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the bingo card was missing this…
I just truly love how king of the hill is the only thing Lurch and Luna have in common…and I'm 90% sure it's because Lurch loves it and Luna did a BPD
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they don’t live in New York City
this is somewhere in the Westchester suburbs
if the Airbnb person registered as a hotel/short stay, the eviction timetable is like 30 days after nonpayment
Yep. It's been a problem for years now. The length of time it takes to become one is far shorter in America though. It's so stupid that it takes less than half a year to take over someone's home. >>886692
I don't think they'll end up being there for 30 days. They most likely snuck that cat in and eventually roomies are going to smell cat piss and shit.
I’m going to begin my countdown until the day Luna and Lurch get into some kind of verbal or physical altercation with their housemates over God-knows-what (but possibly their filth >>886696
). They tend to demonize their neighbors and Lurch loves picking fights, it’s only a matter of time.
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Someone on kf may have found the place. Not a confirmation, though.
Luna might have been smart enough to have gotten an "emotional support animal" letter written by one of the various psychiatry practices she tried for 3 whole weeks and thereby be able to bring Pumpkin with her. (Yes Airbnb has to accept ESAs, they have to abide by all local housing laws).
I mean I doubt it, because she is too fucking stupid to even get a birth certificate. But there is one small shred of hope left for that cat…
she’s really rearranging this guy’s house and calling it her home
history repeats I guess
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Retards are already trying to Febreeze away the cig smoke classic
Like the one anon said here>>886714
If it's registered as an esa or whatever then she'd be allowed to keep it. But Tuna isn't that smart and I doubt she does anything for Pumpkin aside from providing CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP food, water, and a shit box.
It's just a matter of time before someone notices the cat meowing, the smoke smells, the piss and shit smells from the cat, basically everything involving their unhygienic asses.
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Monday was a disappointment but this will be def a shitshow, can't wait for whatever is going to happen in this house. Moment of silence for the people who share the place with them at the same time, the guy who owns the house and the cat.
her space has the same lamps and shelves, though they're not in the same location. the host has another room listed which also doesn't look the same. the windows in >>886522
are a good indicator.
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in the selfies you can see a bit from the room as well and overall it does fit the aesthetic of the listed airbnb house. Pics from the other farm.
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the other room for anons who are wondering
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Those plushies look new.>>886757
The bed looks so messy already. Can't even tidy it up.
The only thing that seems really off are the windows from >>886522
it really looks like the right place. I wonder if he pulled the listing for that specific room if they booked far ahead but idk if hosts can do that
New idea for her YouTube channel! Since unboxing beauty products is obviously out of the question kek. >>886768
Don't forget the bedbugs! They're so prolific there I would be shocked if the owner didn't do regular treatments with so many people passing through though.
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How long until she let's Pumpkin completely break some blinds?
The reasons she'll never leave lurch are the same reasons that I think the youtube/streamer arch is not only great wishful thinking but an actual possibility.
Her bpd leaves her so starved for attention that I could see her doing it, especially if she thought it could make her money. She has no problem posting her cheesy snatch and tube sock tits to reddit hoping for attention/money despite being ridiculed for her hair and makeup.
Of all the things Luna has done to that cat, picking it up like that is the least abusive
. “Desensitised to abuse” kek anon
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Looks like someone on the other farm found the house and most likely correct room. Covered address to avoid doxing since she hasn't directly shared it yet. That Airbnb listing is the right place though.
That looks like it would put her on the third floor or in the attic. I wonder which will go out first with all those stairs, her cotton eye Joe knee or heart. >>886853
I missed the part where they confirmed the right house down to the room in the thread too, thank you for sharing your valuable advice with us all
>>886813> starved for attention> She has no problem posting her cheesy snatch and tube sock tits to reddit hoping for attention/money despite being ridiculed for her hair and makeup.
The thing is, imo, that any negative attention she receives from the degenerate Reddit stuff, she can chalk up to bigoted thinking and compartmentalise it. It’s far more difficult to do those mental gymnastics when someone is commenting and criticising «normal» everyday stuff; just look at how she responds to her Instagram followers when they say slightly critical things. I reckon if she were motivated purely by any attention, she’d post her makeup and «fits» on Reddit too and she’d open her Instagram. We’ve seen her cry «you’re all making fun of me». She wouldn’t last a day on YouTube or TikTok. Let’s also not forget that she wouldn’t be able to make money right away, unlike her degenerate stuff and it wouldn’t grant her the victim
hood she needs. >>886814
I understand that, it’s just that the fanfics are a bit absurd. Milk will flow soon enough, they won’t be able to avoid fucking up at some point. If what some of the reviews say is true in regards of the host’s attentiveness, he will soon pay them a visit.
Rules don't apply to tuna. She would definitely be dumb enough to sneak a cat into an airbnb but it's likely she didn't book through them since that room isn't even listed on there.
If it was through a private broker or ad they might have different terms or maybe she realized there's ESA papers she could get that they would have to accept.
But once again, it's Luna we're talking about here so I'm sure she did the dumb dumb thing and didn't bother to mention Pumpkin at all thinking she could get away with it.
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remember that pic of Luna lying on the sidewalk? >>>/pt/882047
it just popped in my head and I finally remembered who she reminds me of.
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Wow such a bad neighborhood guyz. Where is Tuna gonna get her cheap cheap cheap drugs now?!!!
I’m pretty sure her idea of a “bad area” just means that maybe she might feel like she needs to do the strenuous chore of putting a holster on the inflatable flailing tube men she calls her boobs before she lays on the sidewalk to take selfies like a beached whale.>>886905
More like “FREE FREE FREE” to any Neanderthal that can type “reddit.com”
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Scammer complaining about other scammers.
Yes she said it was a bad area because it there were >no stores
Not like you're busy! You have all the time in the world! Still haven't even applied for any jobs lol
- this thread is shit up because of it
>>886930>There will always be animals in shitty conditions, with lives exponentially worse than Tuna's
You can rework the ~there's always something worse~ talking point to argue that any given person with a thread here doesn't need a thread.
>yeah that doesn't save the cat.
Gossiping about a fat junkie doesn't help them either, though at least there's a little more merit to getting into hysterics over animal neglect vs. speculating over whether said junkie has a new abscess or cellulite pocket. Just ignore the cat talk if it really bothers you; this thread has been kept alive by low-quality spergposting and nitpicking for years and getting upset over one ephemeral strain of it makes no sense
Not that anon but do you know what irony is? If you are that bothered by someone who has a different opinion to you then maybe it is time to log off. No one is «crying» here except people like you who are triggered
by the couple of anons who do not care about pumpkin>>886941
And you too, someone typing a single sentence that you do not agree with does not constitute «sperging»>>886943
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>>886946>talking about a cat is parasocial
there are more posts sperging about people talking about the cat than there are people talking about the cat.
back on topic: Luna is a 15 minute walk to Dunkin’ Donuts. do you think she applied yet? kek
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, she literally just
got to the new place. Can you wait like 2 days for roommate drama? Jeez
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You're literally in your 40s Lurch, get over the "but muh parents hurt me".
Wow, Lurch is a Trumper? How exactly does tumblristauwu Luna justify dating an alt-right Republican?
Dare I ask where he was Jan 6?
>>887032>retarded smoke shop statue reasons
Fucking kek, nona >>887036
I doubt Luna cares about politics at all, she doesn’t care about a single other person besides herself. Her BPDfaggotry would just have her going along with everything Lurch says without even thinking about it
Me. I honestly don't see why they'd be kicked out and why farmers are expecting any roommate drama.
I lived in an Airbnb like that for a month while looking for an apartment in NY when I was moving. Most people living in shared AirBnbs are either gonna be tourists/students staying for a very short amount of time or in some sort of a transient situation (like I was) meaning that they'll mostly be out and about and definitely not mingling with the other guests.
Most of the "roommates" won't even run into them. Luna & Lurch don't cook so they'll never use the kitchen. They piss in bottles and don't shower so they'll hardly ever use the bathroom. There's no other shared spaces and you just know they'll stay in their room 90% of the time.
Provided they won't smoke indoors there's really hardly any drama potential. The milk is dry.
Not only is this simply not true, She would be the last retard capable of this. My bf completed one of this boot camps a year ago and still hasn’t found a job. Hard to compete with people with actual CS degrees. What a dumb ass suggestion lol
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She really does love talking about withdrawal
You sound immature af, with cowish qualities, but at least contributing to society now in some form.
You should probably just DM Luna so you can bitch together like spoiled teenagers about those awful rehabs who expect you to make lasting changes, have terrible snacks, and UGH they point out when you aren't behaving in accordance to your personal goal of sobriety, and EWWW how could they mention God but look at these uwu cute cherubs I stole from a grave!
Go away and never come back.
Hasn't school started yet? Fkn summerfags.
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you're right, for a moment i forgot about the whole story where luna was conceived on the stairs of a rehab by a junkie mom and alcoholic dad >>887174
agree, she needs a place where she can show up high, choose her own pace, and just do the same repetitive tasks away from customers (because she's had breakdowns from being thinskinned at jobs b4)
but it all comes back down to >>887211
The slavish devotion is sickening. I honestly hope Luna is taking her for everything she is worth in DMs. >>887264
Don't encourage the "all she needs" bullshit. Those retards shit up the threads enough as it is.
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Yeah toonafish that's the reason
It took me longer than it should have to terms with this, but you're right. She's irredeemable. Even as an active user she could still hold a job for at least a little while – the restaurant industry is pretty much fueled by BOH cluster B junkies and alcoholics – but she's very comfortable with her lifestyle and won't change for as long as she doesn't have to fight for survival.
Even the way she self-flagellates gives it away; she seldom if ever mourns the person she could have been or what she could have achieved…it's always a pity party about her weight, her parents, or getting kicked out of a squat. If she were 50lbs lighter and lived in social housing she'd be the happiest cow on this website.
She feels totally okay living this life because she thinks it's valid
to blame EVERYTHING on the fact that she was uwu conceived on the steps of a methadone clinic uwu, and that her family had issues growing up. She won't own up to anything and improve herself because it's more comfy to just blame her parents.
She's a a loser and she'll never change, unfortunately
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I mean, there are some sketchy areas around there but no more than anyone from NY should be used to. Just don't be an idiot and you'll be fine.
Tuna is such a piece of garbage.. she and Lurch are literally the kind of people that make a neighborhood sketchy.
her old housing situation was in an equally rough neighborhood
which Luna constantly complained about
Less! I’m seeing 0.4miles to the Cherry Valley Marketplace. It appears to be very much a grocery store. 7 min walk from Hovel 2.0 - Mostly flat. No incline for her anti-Haitian Cotton Eyed Joe lower extremities. Plus all the other burgerfood chains, Stop and Shop, Dunkin, 6 pharmacies within approx the same walking distance on Broadway. It’s not her beloved Dollar Tree or whatever else you burgers have that is the stuff of Luna’s fever dreams, unless she’s looking for a cheap dull knife. a single, lonely uwu store for miles
. Food and meds and probably perloinable make up, ~10 min walk from her front door. Topkek. Never stop crying Luna. Maybe she’ll break out the mouldy chicken patties for food desert LARP 2022. Just for old time ebegging’s sake.
As a Brit I'm offended
She reminds me of a sex doll
If she refuses to walk the .4 miles to the store, I’m pretty sure both the “lose weight” and “get a job” options are out, naive nonny
When I was extremely broke and desperate I lived in a dangerous neighborhood with no stores much like what Tuna’s described and I can tell you firsthand that people like her (and especially Lurch) are the criminal element that make
those neighborhoods dangerous. Between picking fights with locals while gorked out, damaging property by collecting biohazard-tier garbage that attracts pests, stealing from local shops and buying/dealing drugs nearby (a practice we know Lurch still does) I’m positive Luna doesn’t realize the two of them are the criminal element people dread and fear coming into their neighborhoods.
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so scawy!!111 uwu
only 56% of people surveyed feel safe at night!111 (source: https://www.trulia.com/n/ny/yonkers/park-hill/85493/
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Comments on a picture of Pumpkin on IG kek. If the cat has PTSD it’s from being abducted off the stoop of its home.
>>887349>she’s a rescue
Interesting way to spell “we nicked someone’s beloved pet and it has been looking for a way to escape ever since”, Matthew>>887350
Fucking kek, nona
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this bitch is so lazy I can’t>>887354
she’s lying, she doesn’t cut the cat’s claws, she’s just trying to find excuse after excuse for why she can’t take her retarded followers’ advice.
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No one cares, can we PLEASE stop with the cat sperging? Jesus Christ>>887376
It's to show off her newest tattoo. Before the new tat she rarely posted pics with poses like this. Now literally every photo has her stupid forearm shoved into frame.
she looks high off her fucking gourd. did this retard really do full clown paint just to haul her fat ass to Walgreens to steal some markers?
imagine someone coming into your job asking for an application looking like this kekkkkk. I know she wasn’t applying anywhere and she never will, but it’s funny to imagine.also be careful talking about cats, you’ll trigger some anons ITT
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The mouth. She must be high off her tits right now
Looks like a giant pile of crap behind her. They're already ruining the place kek
I wonder if she's done a load of laundry since she got there. Probably not.
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Took this last night and forgot to post but here's lurch complimenting a guy more than he's complimented Tuna in at least the last year
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A comment he left on one of her sharpie drawings. How long have they been talking about leaving NY again?
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Apologizing to his dead cat that they potentially let step all over used needles
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There was nothing relevant leading up to this
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The comments, she's so damned rude.
Also Tuna we all know you don't eat fruits and vegetables, who are you trying to fool?
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To be fair, I'd be rude too if an obvious farmer was telling me they knew where I live and exactly how far stores were from me. These two aren't mutuals so I doubt Tuna provided this info to her.
I think it's fakeboi too. Some autistic 3-D chess move that gets her interaction with Luna, but also succeeds in making Luna not share as much info publicly because of the "bullies", this was something Fakeboi was trying to convince Luna about in the past.
Or it's just a genuine retard.
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Junkie special interests, kek?>>887428
People who heavily tattoo their forearms & hands before their biceps or any other less obvious place look so dumb imo, tuna ramps that up x10 by posing so awkwardly obvious
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Well it's not a phone
Of course they smoke inside and of course it’s not a phone. >>886723
And this is not used by them as deodorant or bodyspray like a nonnie
said. Do you really believe tuna would wear febreez on her „glorious“ body while wearing 40 $ highlighter on her face? No way. They smoke inside, obviously not just cigarettes. The neighborhood is too dangerous to go downstairs and smoke outside….
She has a lot of gall to go and ask for the artist to waste their time giving her free tattoos. She wouldn't work for free but expects others to.
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So she has stepped foot outside of their room, wonder if this is one of the communal areas
I love her “woe is me, I wish I was dead from my DOC bby, ODing feels like lavender clouds and silken kittens” thing because when she does it on Reddit to strangers it sounds more like she’s goading them into killing themselves. She writes one of these posts shitting on Narcan once or twice a week. She is a social retard.>>887476
I want her to make a friend out on that porch so she has someone other than Lurch to talk to but she’s such an insane, needlessly nasty vortex of negativity it’ll never happen.
i just know
there’s about 8 tablespoons of sugar in that cup
they're fake plants, same with the ivy plants in her bedroom. she brought some of her living plants to the bedroom (like the rubber tree)
interesting what she chose to haul over there
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>never feel myself with wet hair
Tuna is so crazy kek. What a bizarre statement
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So sober so poor
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Looks like their fat asses can go downstairs to smoke
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Seems like they’re smoking it outside
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Her roots are staring to show. She should assume her original color is light brown/dirty blonde actually
instead of forcing that "I'm almost naturally redhead, really! Uwu" crap>>887524
Look at that pile of shit behind of her. I can't believe she really put on some make-up and got dressed just to smoke weed. Great to see the job hunting is going well!