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No. 902161

Due to character limit issues, summaries, recaps and links will be posted in the thread itself




Previous Thread: >>897638
Image Credit: >>901999

No. 902162

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

No. 902163

Historical Milk:

>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit

>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

No. 902164

Sex Worker Saga:

>Embarked on a “sex work” career, taking filthy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more like an actual corpse in every photo, also sells pre-made videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829

>One anon leaks a “commission” video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Her dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off, one of her lowest points to date >>758647
>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her sex work twitter account >>761016
>Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037
>Returns to sex work >>805775 , >>810203
>A year later, anon drops “Lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” videos that they bought but didn’t leak at the time >>811491 , >>811554

No. 902165

Eviction/Sobriety Saga:


>Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724
>Electricity gets disconnected and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as her “landlord” despite admitting on Facebook that they’re not there legally >>813209 , >>813354
>The apartment door lock breaks, Luna and Lurch build sad little barricades (the most notable being the busted pink gaming chair, RIP, gone too soon) >>816475 , >>815981
>The cops pay them a visit and find drugs, drug paraphernalia and a knife >>813338
>Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 , >>822424 , >>824442
>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the regular, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718 , >>822657 , >>823499 , >>823823 , >>824260
>Luna keeps claiming to be sober despite still taking fucking Xanax >>824858 , >>825465 , >>827008 , >>825462
>”Abusive” dad relapses and is allegedly “dying” >>825466 , >>825993 , >>826190
>Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257
>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimulus checks as it’s clearly their own income
>Luna and Lurch are attacked by their neighbour’s pitbulls (totally not while stealing or anything) >>831109

No. 902166

Assault Saga:

>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building, anons bicker over whether she’s telling the truth or not >>840784 , >>840941

>Reports the rape to the police who take the allegation seriously >>841832
>Police then pivot to not entirely believing her rape story, suspect her of submitting a falsified statement >>843957
>Luna gets admitted to the psych ward, calls it the “worst day of her life” but doesn’t explain why, still manages to post unsettling selfies featuring EKG stickers >>846413 , >>846458
>One theory is that she lost her shit when she took all of her Klonopin and the doctor wouldn’t give her more >>847120

No. 902167

Recent Milk:

>Tuna is apparently still pining for the ex she never actually met in real life, gives us an artistic rendition of what could have been >>897708

>Goes back on Cymbalta, cites it an an erstwhile reason for her lack of energy because it’s easier to blame meds than to admit to being a lazy slob >>897726
>Still staring down the barrel of homelessness yet somehow finding money to spend on useless tacky shit from Aliexpress sold at a massive markup on Etsy >>897748
>Trading heroin for prescription pills doesn’t make you sober, Tuba >>897776
>Lurch somehow ends up commenting on one nonita’s Instagram post about her dead hamster even though they don’t follow each other, god he must be bored >>897808
>For the love of god Tuna, please use ebil dad’s money/insurance to see a dentist >>897932
>Fishing for sympathy on tumblr, probably because Lurch called her a fatty boombalatty again >>897965
>Announces she’s going to try not to post, place your bets on how long that will last >>898007
>When an animal that licks its own ass and digs in its own shit runs away after catching a whiff of your breath, you definitely need to see a dentist >>898110
>Gearing up for another relapse >>898203
>Speculation that Tuba bought her own “engagement” ring for herself from Shein for $2.50 >>898489
>Luna is so high and/or vision impaired that she doesn’t realise her make up looks like a composite of two different people >>898650
>Tuna’s disgusting unwashed nest of overprocessed hair seems well on its way to becoming a beaver tail >>898865
>Even without the makeup filter Lurch somehow manages to look more feminine than Tuba >>898889
>The gruesome twosome both looking fatter than ever >>898923
>Evictionmas is upon us! >>899002
>Too exhausted to “do lashes”, life is just so hard >>899060
>First pic at the new place, how the fuck did this 300lb waddling giantess get diagnosed with anorexia >>899238
>Seems to have stolen the Ugg blanket from the previous Airbnb, is almost certainly not the only she nicked >>899582
>More plastic Aliexpress bracelets, ebil dad’s credit card is getting quite the workout >>899780
>Pokémon is her new hobby >>899801
>In a world first event, Lurch gives Tuba flowers, probably stolen from a grave or someone’s front yard >>900029
>Heroin romanticisation on Reddit >>900358
>Our anorexic queen gives us some insight into how she maintains her uwu tiny and frail physique >>900959
>I hate to break it to you Tuba, but if this conversation did actually happen, he is straight up lying to you >>901156
>Yeah, he’s definitely lying to you >>901162
>A place to call one’s own (that is shared with 20+ other degenerates and paid for by ebil dad) >>901427
>Tough talk from the sentient Halloween decoration >>901431
>Eating on the bed AND letting a dirty animal puts its mouth near the food, absolutely disgusting (ergo very on-brand for Tuna) >>901541
>Already complaining about the size of the new place, beggars can’t be choosers Tuba jfc >>901561
>Funny how there’s never any hot water regardless of where you’re staying, gotta keep up the ebegging grift somehow I guess >>901738
>A wild Tuba spotting, and her rape story keeps evolving >>901786
>Plushies (and probably the drugs too) courtesy of toxic mum >>902025

No. 902168

No. 902170

shit thread. your mini modding sucks and you should be ashamed.

No. 902171

Make the thread yourself next time asshole.

You mad no one likes your blog posts or something?

No. 902172

Ignore the retard, nona.

No. 902179

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Nice decaying corpse coloured skin on this one Tuna

No. 902182

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great thread for working with what we can on lolcow right now! threadpic is perfect! i wonder what tunie does at this program of hers? is the "friend" one of the guys she met at detox?

No. 902186

Thread isn't shit, the site is acting like shit. You retards will bitch about anything. OP said it wasn't letting them post normally. Grow up

No. 902187

Thanks for new thread, anon. And good on your for putting in the extra work despite the character limit bs.

>can't draw anymore
Uh …

No. 902189

shit thread lol this sucks

No. 902192

Nonnas need to stop attacking each other and the OP long enough to shittalk Tuna

I’m convinced she relapsed already so I wonder what the point of continuing the charade of therapy and taking her meds is. This happens every single time she starts u- any program anywhere in NY. Like, I’m pretty sure her last sobriety/therapy LARP she was whining that nobody else supposedly showed up to those sessions either

No. 902193

what the fuck is happening in this thread. who cares how it's formatted, all the info is there, post milk or gtfo

No. 902196

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maybe it’s time you all took a break from this website. all of you are getting too unhinged

No. 902197

Her big meltdowns re: group therapy have always been about the fact that no one cool and hip and young is there, just miserable older folks she won’t dare associate with. Or that no one is a hardxcore drug user like her and is probably in there for weed

No. 902198

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No. 902200

i probably might make a new luna thread, this is shit sorry

No. 902201

this is wizardchan literally

No. 902202

junkie blog posting should be out in a separate thread but we shouldn’t have to be scolded like stray dogs about what to do you’re making us feel regarded. this place isn’t about gossip or making friends. it’s about personal vendettas(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 902203

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Jesus fucking christ what a mess. Boo fucking hoo to the sperging newfag. Rip Luna thread unless mods ban the copious amounts of retards flocking here oh my god.

No. 902204

Are you fucking retarded? You can't make a better thread, the site is fucked up and there's a character limit per post, it had to be made this way.

No. 902206

how can I be a wizard if I sell my coochie for dope? virgins don't do heroin, I live in a big city and do only fans. people who live in the city and do drugs are sexy and cool(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 902212

I have a husband and several boyfriends who pay me in generous amounts of benzos and heroin. Go take a Benadryl about it

No. 902213

wow you’re not special for having a husband. i have a husband too. i bet you emotionally abuse them and hit him. all of you sound mentally ill(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 902214

What's a pedohile

No. 902215

Oh wtf happened here?!

No. 902217

she's pissed no one shows up to group because she wants to be the prettiest girl in the program and primp herself in front of everyone

No. 906393

bro wtf is even going on

No. 906394

my husband spoils me with gifts and bought me a switch. try harder TENSHIT

No. 906397

Are lurch and tuna posting here? Kek

No. 906402

>Virgins don't do Heroin
>Coochie for Dope
>Did You Know There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard?
anything else, faggot?

No. 906403

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new tuna poem dropped
>a medication thats supposed to prevent nightmares associated with PTSD
you talking about klonopin?

No. 906404

i think the nonny who was bragging about being a slut left.

No. 906405

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No. 906407

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No. 906420

Did she literally stick her dx to the wall as some sorta trophy? Jfc, talk about having 0 achievements…

No. 906422

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No. 906424

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Jesus Christ what is the actual point Tuna…
These clips in her rats nest looks like she’s just rolled around on the floor for a while and the knots in her hair have collected all her trinkets kek

No. 906425


No. 906429

The only drug I can think of that helps with PTSD nightmares is Mirtazapine. No recreational benefit whatsoever though, apart from being quite sedating.

No. 906430

Prazosin too. It’s mildly sedating and only works for a few hours and has zero recreational benefits.

No. 906431

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she just posted her med list and she's not on that. i think shes more likely doing the "lie to myself and its true" thing and acting like benzos are something she truly "needs" to get by. if you look up night terrors in adults they list klonopin as a treatment. i believe thats what she is referencing.

No. 906435

"Upon my bosom" is straight up HILARIOUS

No. 906437

This is still so fucking funny. I will never take a ED diagnosis seriously ever again. Shes obese and pilled out, looking at her papers on the wall feeling validated kekekekekek

No. 906440

Do we have amended links for Tuna’s socials? Half are either inactive, don’t work or simply aren’t listed such as her reddit. No hate at all to threadnonita, really appreciate you getting the thread out under the site’s current circumstances.

No. 906441

not thread chan but her current actives are
tumblr: heavenlykittens.tumblr.com
twitter: offthebone1996
reddit: funeral1996
instagram: heavenlybunnies and thefool1996 (public side)
i think thats it

No. 906446

she keeps thinking of ways to eat less.. bitch how about not eating total garbage? cut out all soda and juice and eat some vegetables and drink water

No. 906454


No. 906455

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No sage as this wasn't posted here before. I'm genuinely so sad Tuba ended up getting pumpkin back, you can see how unhappy she is. The kitty completely stopped grooming itself and it's been like this for months. She probably suffers from a kidney infection and this selfish bitch will never take her to the vet.

No. 906457

>she keeps thinking of ways to eat less..
she only says that, she doesn't actually think and if she does, she forgets everything the next day or within a couple of hours. with the amount of benzos she takes everyday there's no way she's able to form a coherent thought, let alone plan a diet. not that she'd be strong-willed enough to follow through on it even if she could. bitch literally just relives her groundhog day over and over while getting fatter and fatter.

while it'd be great to see her improve i wonder what will end up killing her first - cardiovascular problems, diabetes or benzo seizures?

No. 906463

This was posted in the last thread and who fucking cares about that thing, take it to the catfag thread

No. 906464

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Lurch is back to stalking women on Twitter I guess

Pumpkin leaving/escaping/being taken to a shelter was a tinfoil.

No. 906466

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No. 906467

She’s such a retard. People who steal really piss me off but people who steal and advertise it piss me off even more. Some of us work really hard and save up so we can buy nice things and this fat piece of shit just waddles her lumpy Haitian disaster trunks into wherever and takes whatever she wants

No. 906468

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No. 906470

Tuba you’ve already told us that you’re a thief, there’s no reason to lie

No. 906473

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shes on some wannarexic rants tonight

No. 906475

why? who cares if people steal as long as it's not from some family run small business. i don't do it because i'm scared of the consequences kek but why does it bother you so bad. you can do it too

No. 906476

I hope she gets caught and somehow gets fucked over bc of it kek

No. 906477

Just say you’re a broke loser who doesn’t care if retail staff get punished when entitled cunts steal on their watch

No. 906478

what stores carry dior lip gloss besides ulta/sephora? is this just one of her weekly cvs grabs or is she going out of her way for it? i would imagine the employees at sephora/ulta would be all over her the second she walked in the door looking the way she does

No. 906479

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No. 906480

as a shrink who specialises in addiction this really fucking pisses me off, you’re not in therapy to “click” with the practitioner, it’s not supposed to be a fun experience, it’s supposed to be confronting and put you outside of your comfort zone so you can get to the root of your issues. She truly has no intention of getting serious help, she just wants the “uwu” points for being mentally ill on the internet.

No. 906481

why would the employee get punished for someone stealing? it's not like they can do anything about it. an employee can't touch you, all they can do is ask you to put it back. there's no victim if you're lifting from a huge store.

No. 906482

What the hell is wrong with her face/chin/jaw in the pic on the left?

No. 906485

wouldn’t you want more one on one time with your counselor? like why does she whine about group so much? why does it matter who shows up?

No. 906487

Yes, if you actually wanted help. Tuna just wants an audience to parade her multiple diagnoses in front of so she can feel like most broken tortured traumatised fragile victimiest victim ever uwu. Imagine being in that group and sitting there as this behemoth of a woman with a great big booming voice and room temperature IQ starts talking over everyone else about how she’s so anorexic and misses her blonde hair

No. 906491

The fact that Tuna hasn't had her ass beat for stealing really depresses me. Like just slip one of the abundant homeless in the area a 50 and point her out. The cops aren't gonna give a fuck.

No. 906496

Tuna stealing pisses me off because I have been stolen from once, and there's no way to justify this behavior. I hope she gets caught one day and rots in prison.

No. 906497

at least it's a poster of Belka and Strelka and not poor Laika.

No. 906498

I can understand being angry because she gets to lie around all day being high and playing video games while people send her cheap shit for breathing. That, coupled with her bi-weekly stealing trips can make it seem like she is comfy. For us working stiffs that have worked for what we have, it seems like a lush life. Is it, though? If I want something, I either go buy it or save up for it. She has to scheme, beg, and hope someone is a sucker or risk getting blackbilled from her beloved dollar tree for stealing. No recent 5 finger hauls from there so I'm guessing her cracker box isn't near one. On that note, since she is in a new area you will see more shopping trips until her face is more known by attendants. I'm sure she tells herself she can grift/steal whatever she wants and is content, but she isn't. She complains all the time about how her situation isn't good enough. She always wants more.

No. 906501

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True, she has the bare minimum and some trinkets but her life doesn't seem fulfilling at all. She's at the bottom according to picrel.

No. 906502

It's not that deep. We know her life isn't "cushy". It's desperate and pathetic. She's always either high and miserable or dopesick and miserable. The objects she aquires hold no value to her because it all just ends up in her smelly hoarde never to be seen again.

No. 906504

Yeah tbh I’d rather work for everything and have an entire house to decorate, not just a corner. Her life is absolutely pathetic and bleak. The shoplifting pisses me off because the rest of us pay for it with inflated prices and she is far from the only thief. And there are a lot of hardworking and deserving people living on the streets that would love to be in a small room tonight with a space heater and mattress and tuna thinks she is entitled to much more. But other than that i don’t really care what she does because she is living in that small room that she built for herself by being a lazy, selfish, dumb junkie. Nothing about her situation is envious or comfortable to me. It’s literally one small step up from a cold alley and shopping cart and she doesn’t appreciate that at all. >>She works so hard

No. 906506

They teach you how to post on internet junkie's gossip board threads in addiction shrink school? The first thing we learned in addiction shrink school was that the more you hate the councilor the better you will do. We also learned how to make tiny pizzas to torture fat bitches. Yes we called the clients fat bitches. Lol

No. 906508

So you're familiar enough with this website to know that you should sage, but still newfag/retarded enough to miss that your bleeding-heart novella is 1. Annoying 2. Going to do nothing but attract the ire on anons. Brilliant. Fuck of and never come back.

No. 906509

There is still time to delete this

No. 906510

Shes research for my addiction shrink school, you dip

No. 906511

what did she say

No. 906512

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No. 906513

Keep in mind, a lot of stores will observe you steal on camera until you take enough merchandise to qualify for a felony and then bust you. When Tuna finally gets popped, she’s probably going to be looking at several months in the slammer.

No. 906517

Kek thank you. Hopefully whiteknight anon doubles down and becomes the new Alison, if you think Luna is solely a victim of circumstance, and she hasn't had older white women trying to ~uwu save her~ her entire life, then you should save Luna yourself.
>who was supposed to teach Luna emotional regulation
She's literally been in therapy since she was 6, she had the same therapist for 10+ years. She's just an asshole, not a neglected child. She was taught all of the coping mechanisms, given all of the worksheets, had all of the therapy. It's not anybody's fault except Luna's she can't apply the things she was taught.

No. 906519

is this real? why does it say DSMIV? the latest edition of the DSM is the 5th edition. call me retarded if i'm wrong, but isn't it common practice among psychiatrists to use the most up-to-date version? also kek at the 300lb anorexic

No. 906522

kek. If fakeboi wasn't still banned I would think this was her desperately trying to justify Tuna's actions as an uwu innocent victim again

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No. 906526

this thread is shit, it’s going to shit and nobody cares about it. needs to be deleted. the op is retarded and should kys for making this(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 906527

Luna must have a tight little ass and lucy’s dick must be so big, what if they fucked

No. 906533

tbf there's no enjoyment in watching anyone destroy themselves like that (unless it's a moid).

Luna is just a fascinating case study in addiction and severe mental illness. Her deep denial and ability to relive the exact same day over and over for over 8 years with absolutely no change is simply just fascinating.

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No. 906541

Is it because lurch is off the rails again? High on uppers and losing it online? >>906525 >>906526 >>906527
Or do you just want some kind of meds?

No. 906544

She would've posted these on her wall of medical diagnoses if she took them. She's referring to gabapentin.
And to anyone planning on blogpostinb, we all know by now you can abuse them and get high on them in addition to it treating conditions similar to anxiety.

No. 906546

Oh you believe this fake scare tactic or think she's one of the career criminals being watched? Nobody cares about someone stealing makeup for themselves from a chain store. The employees don't get paid enough to care. And nobody watches those cameras unless something like a robbery happens and they turn over the footage to the cops. Can we stop playing the moral fag game and just enjoy her unfortunate life?

No. 906547

Nobody likes a sneaky beaky.

No. 906552

You seem to be missing my point. Is it a reading comprehension thing? I know she’s not on Mirtaz because she hasn’t mentioned it, but it’s the only drug that specifically is for PTSD nightmares (off-label). Another anon pointed out that some benzos are indicated for night terrors, so Luna is either confused cos she’s dumb or lying and trying to pretend her use of pins and xannies is for “ptsd nightmares”.

No. 906553

Oh my god last time she went inpatient it was a GIFT. Here's hoping Lurch goes on another meth binge and starts hitting up twitter bots for feet pics again

No. 906554

Worked in LP for two years. I can confirm that they do indeed start watching cameras when stock takes show a lot of product going missing. They also start watching when they get a "feeling" about someone who frequently visits. I busted a lot of people I had a "feeling" about. I would always let them go if it was small stuff i.e. teens stealing soda and candy, but would save footage if it involved theft of other goods. Alcohol and non-food items always attracted our attention. That shit adds up quick and it is doubtful they are going home to feed their family with said items.

Bottom line is if you do it long enough, eventually they start watching you, once or twice won't get noticed, but patterns always do.

No. 906555

she deleted this, probably cuz no one cares. i doubt she'll go today.

No. 906556

Kek you’re not at all wrong and I agree she probably won’t bother with it. She wants people to pipe up on those posts just begging her not to go inpatient because they’d miss her riveting art and posts.

No. 906557

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lurch has been up to some antics on twitter these days though, nothing as funny as before, but here i think hes trying to recruit this baseball guy? to what team? the chiefs?

No. 906558

Kek I don't know what this is but it cracks me up, like does Lurch get methed out enough to believe he owns a baseball team?

No. 906559

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Lurch is like a bizarro world version of the pathetic middle aged moids who sit on the couch pounding beers watching football and talking about how they "could have gone pro" except it's baseball and he's smoking crack instead

No. 906562

last time she went inpatient she posted a pic on ig and immediately deleted it when no one kissed her ass about it. i hope she goes, lurch's methposting is way more entertaining than luna will ever be

No. 906566

Should we make a lurch meth poster bingo board? My bets are
>his memoir
>replying to models thirst posts
>casual racism

No. 906568

It's too easy for people to literally just walk away from underpaid snitch LP losers. They have zero power to stop someone or make them come in the back so she can freely walk away. Tuba isn't taking the entire shelf of the same product. She takes one of multiple items maybe a couple of times a month from various stores. Even if it's the same store, taking 2 of an item per month isn't noticeable or career criminal behavior that stores care about. Tuba will never be getting in trouble for the most benign misdemeanor. It's not worth it to the store. Sorry rat anons, stealing cheap cheap cheap makeup from big corporations is the only thing she does that makes any sense and will never get her in real trouble.

No. 906569

Please be joking. Where is he saying he owns a team? It's clearly a hypothetical "sports journalism" type of question asking if the player would step down from MLB teams in favor of a smaller team given the right incentive package.

No. 906586

When farmers get so desperate for milk they go full retard.

No. 906590

like you. that’s why you’re on lolcow wasting your life here, idiot

No. 906591

Why are you even here? Seems like you’re “wasting your life” talking shit. Just go away because people are going to post here regardless of you. Don’t be a hypocrite.

No. 906592

At least learn to sage if you’re going to come back and keep sperging jesus christ, you’re wasting your life here too retard

No. 906594

While I do love solo Lurch time, it makes me wonder. Is Tuna such a drug addict from selfishness, or does she need it to tolerate his bullshit? Kek

No. 906595

The impression I got from their relationship is that Luna likes Lurch more than Lurch likes her. So I think it's Lurch who tolerates Luna's bs lol.

No. 906598

its just some uggo cow that is asking for the attention their parents didn’t gave them. so let’s just ignore them just like their parents did.

No. 906601

>femcel (celibate females)
>bad and damaged goods (whores)
Pick one you fucking faggot. At least be consistent if you're gonna be retarded

No. 906605

Mods have clearly given up on this hellhole of a thread, rip to the Luna thread unless we get an OD update or something kek

No. 906616

let me guess, the reddit scrotes all just comment on this pick-me’s boobs. or is one of them calling her out?

No. 906620

It'll pass soon. The new hostile retard who has been shitting up the thread tried to organise a raid here on another chan. No1curr so they're out here on their own doing their best lmao. They shit up a couple of threads with their copypasta about femcels and then gave up. Weak.

No. 906631

ok retard you’re the one spamming lol

No. 906633

The seethe is palpable larcenoid, you and tuna are two trashy peas in a pod.

No. 906634

No. 906640

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No. 906642

>you're entertaining
>lil Luna
Could she be one of us? lol

No. 906645

>You should blog post more!
Something tells me she is reading this kek.

No. 906646

>havent eaten in a day but luckily my appetite came back
kek i guess hes coming down off the meth now… i wonder if this is true, why would she say she was going inpatient if its ovarian cysts? you would think she would be sympathy posting and ebegging if she was able. methinks the relapse led to her seeking detox again, and this is the lie her and lurch thought up. we'll see if she's gone 7 days again.

No. 906648

Very curious indeed, perhaps my tinfoil was correct kek >>906605

No. 906650

lmao a bunch of ugly fat lonely bitches jealous because even a "low-life" like Luna can be in a long-term committed relationship for over 8 years with a bf who treats her like a queen and they can't. while matthew supports luna through her PCOS you bitches get nothing because you're mean and bitter and FOREVER LONELY on this dumbass webstie!!!(bait)

No. 906652

yea luna is such a queen <333
i would never leave matthew because hes all i got

No. 906654

i know it's bait but it's still funny. "committed". kek.

No. 906656

I'm no doctor but I don't think ovarian cysts cause you to shit blood. Did he get rid of tuna again? He seems to have a blast when she's gone kek

No. 906658

I had an ovarian cyst the size of a grapefruit and I never shit blood.

No. 906662


All things are possible when you don’t have any standards. They’re borderline homeless and he tries to fuck girls on Twitter. He hasn’t been gainfully employed since the Reagan administration (possibly ever) and he’s ugly as sin.You’re a fucking weirdo.

No. 906663

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He's liking all my posts….. the one on top has nothing to do with the military….. idk what he's on about. We do not follow each other.

No. 906664

>dumbass webstie
>can't stay away

No. 906670

Kek Luna come get your balding, permafried, Easter Island-headed man. He can't help but stalk other chicks' socials.
Luna's life fucking sucks lol

No. 906672

Of course, because none of us are married or own homes or are happy and we're just sooo miserable we read the equivalent of a trashy tabloid while we're in the bathroom. We're jealous we're not obese, filthy, and in a codependent relationship with a chubby rapidly aging mooch that can't even keep a roof over both him and Tuba's round head at any point in their 8 years of addiction-riddled living.

No. 906674

i mean you guys are clearly miserable in some way. this website is supposed to be an inclusive gossip site with people you’d think have the same likeminded thoughts about someone when it’s just a femcel image board with catty, bitter, jealous salty bitches who get easily offended over anything and everything. apparently have personal vendettas against the people they gossip, and hates men

No. 906675

> supports tuna through her life endangering anorexia
>while dad pays your rent
Homie go apply for a job or OD already.
Also, tinfoil, but her ana larp is pathetic, so what if shes saying “muh PCOS” as an excuse for obesity? Its just another excuse she has No ConTroL over, what a victim uwu.
Dumb ass luna, should of asked dad for gym membership and use it.

No. 906676

Boring. Go back to tumblr or twitter.

No. 906677

>this website is supposed to be an inclusive gossip site
newfag detected

No. 906678

>get easily offended

No. 906680

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No. 906681

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Are you retards not capable of ignoring the bait? The same moid is spamming half the site, having to read a dozen sincere replies to them for every post he makes is draining me of the will to live. It's also just going to make him post more since you replying like this is the entire point of him posting.

No. 906682

I'm curious whether luna is lying to him, he is lying to the internet, or if they're both too stupid to use WebMD to learn that ovarian cysts don't cause this. Either way it's funny that he's telling the internet (or anybody really) about Luna having bloody stool like an oversharing grandmother

No. 906684

Oh, to be her when she goes to prompt care or the E.R. for some pitty and gets told "no, you ripped your asshole from constipated opioid shits". Kek very uWu

No. 906685

>most people would say I’m slim
No one would say you’re slim, you fat fuck

No. 906692

you’re an idiot

No. 906710

Slim compared to Tuna kek. Same weight but 8 inches taller than her

No. 906712

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Lurch calls himself a creep for dating Luna

No. 906716

>she's good in bed
I just remembered the old tp porn video Luna posted

No. 906718

This is just vile dude must be on one hell of a meth binge freely posting this shit kek, keep these ss coming please nonita

No. 906720

She really decided to be engaged to marry him? No wonder shes always fantasizing ODs… i wouldnt want to wake up to this

No. 906722

It is hilarious only 44 people follow his private account, and he still rants there. We know they lurk here, but I dont think he cares about farmers following; it just reinforces his narc performance on meth. That and twitter, he loves to provide milk

No. 906727

What comment is he responding to

No. 906731

Eight years of being a creep because she's good in bed even though she says she's sex repulsed and I have heroin dick

No. 906742

what else did he comment underneath, what a fucking sicko. he actually has me feeling bad for tuna for once.

No. 906746

post more caps from his instagram please

No. 906752

Honestly, Luna doesn't deserve this, esp if she's in some kind of mental health facility right now.

No. 906754

There isn't a single woman on this planet that deserves a lurch, tuna is more worthy of life based simply on the virtue of womanhood. Even the dumpiest, nastiest bitch has more right to existence than any male.

No. 906775

so is she in inpatient or did she go to the hospital for bloody shit?

No. 908016

Also I may be ignorant but does pcos normally cause bloody stool? I’ve never heard of that.

No. 908017

Is he trolling? Because we've seen their sex video and it's some awkward zombie-looking shit lmao

No. 908018

It can. PCOS is associated with systemic inflammatory issues that could affect the digestive tract, especially the colon. Lurch is a drooling idiot; ovarian cysts wouldn’t cause you to shit blood, but PCOS could cause both things.
Of course, opiates can clog you up to the point of damaging the colon, especially when you eat absolute shit constantly and lead a sedentary life. So it could just be that.

No. 908023

I feel like if she just went to the hospital she'd be posting selfies and her hospital band all over place (like she's done in the past) but I'm assuming for inpatient you have to hand your phone in. And she's been MIA so I'm gonna assume inpatient because she's after some more meds.

No. 908024

He's such a scumbag. Why does he only post this kind of shit when she's in the hospital? Is his brain so disintegrated from drug use that he thinks she magically won't see anything he posts when she gets home? No sage to bump spam.

No. 908043

do any instagram nonnies have more milk? i'm not following him…

No. 908060

please any insta nonnies i need milk what else did he say here

No. 908061

Jfc, when there's no milk… Matthew is obviously referring to DDLG and even acknowledges that yes, it's creepy when the girl is actually that much younger. But if Luna is into kink and they're both consenting adults then what's wrong with that? I do DDLG with my bf although he's not that much older than me, idk what the problem is? Enjoy your boring-ass sex lives I guess lmfao.

No. 908063

You need to lurk more.

No. 908065

check your bf's hard drive for a surprise!

No. 908066

Don't engage. The same person comes and shits up the Shayna and Luna thread at the same time, it's bait

No. 908069

Nah I think this one is just a regular Tuna poster, there are many like her/who compare themselves to her

No. 908073

Even if so is it worth it?

No. 908075

Sometimes I wonder if Lurch is saying this kind of shit out loud to Luna all day when she's home. Imagine having to listen to this oaf rambling incoherently 24/7 and still being attracted to him

No. 908076

thats all bait too nonna. report and ignore. infighting and derailing is against the rules either way.

No. 908077

its bait. they post something similar every single thread and you can always tell because theres always something along the lines of "unlike you losers lmfao" at the end

No. 908117

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No. 908118

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No. 908119

this bitch…i guess she's out now?

No. 908123

Did she lose a tooth lmao

No. 908141

… you really can't tell that's her tongue?

No. 908146

you guys are so retarded sometimes thanks for making this website dead lol(unsaged dumbassery)

No. 908148

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ok so she did go to detox again not inpatient…. its been 7 days again so i figured she would make an appearance.

No. 908166

so bitch relapsed… again

No. 908167

i mean i guess i would try and say good on her for actually trying to detox and get help with her opiate addiction but i feel like shes just grifting for more medications to make her feel out of it instead of working towards a full sobriety with coping skills and no crutches. mental health meds are ok but she wants to get a benzo prescription. if she really wanted to be sober she would be more interested in getting out of the house and maybe getting a job or at least volunteering. its 2023 and weed is legal in new york state, she could smoke that and its not like most shitty jobs would care if she smoked a bowl outside on her break or hit a pen. i hate being one of those anons who writes out a fanfic about luna but it really could be so simple for her. i don't even know how she gets this help from the government without them forcing her to at least apply to something like dunkin.

No. 908168

(unsaged dumbassery) good to know that the mods here are doing a good job running this website, banning people for pure honesty about this site. i hope this site gets taken down ✨(emoji)

No. 908169

hey faggot mods can you clean up child porn on thread 1

No. 908175

She's obviously not doing it to get better because look who it is. That's the same reason why no, it wouldn't be "so simple" for her. She'd need a LOT of therapy and personal effort just to establish a foundation for a different life. Instead her full-time job is fighting to stay the way she is. In short, she's broken and she likes it that way.

No. 908178

Luna is a more functional woman that you will ever be, ywnbaw

No. 908187

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No. 908189

kek, yeah right tuna, no detox center in their right mind would let a patient not eat any meals. where does she get this idea, shes definitely in some manic shift right now, wonder if they changed any of her meds? last time she went to detox she came out with the same story
>i am queen of the world nothing can stop me i am not mortal i havent eaten in days i will never eat again

No. 908190

she probably doesnt consider the regular sized portions they gave her as meals, just snacks

No. 908213

Sorry for the dumb question but I’m not a burger - how is Tuba constantly in and out of inpatient, doesn’t healthcare cost lots of money in the US?

No. 908214

THIS BITCH I CAN’T KEK Luna you’ve been homeless and poor all these years and only when you were a junkie you actually lose some weight but you were still a hambeast. Give up already.

No. 908217

New York is one of the states where it's easy to get Medicaid. She's getting a free ride on the backs of tax payers

No. 908218

Not a burger but I've watched a lot of documentaries and ot seems America has a lot of religious organisations that are willing to help people like Luna for free

No. 908219

If you're really really poor the government will pay for some stuff (Medicare/Medicaid programs)

No. 908228

The human body is capable of losing only so much weight in a week not enough to make your face thinner kek

No. 908229

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No. 908233

Because the internet knows you better than your new "social situation" acquaintances lol. Give it time and they'd distance themselves, just like all your old friends. Yikes.

No. 908238

No way would any medical facility allow you to get away with not eating for a week. Not to sperg, but I've been hospitalized for several days and they were doing everything to force me to eat when I wasn't doing well. Absolute bullshit.

No. 908239

Ah yes, well-known social butterfly Luna Slater. I love it when she stops with the uwu so sad and lets her ego out like this.

No. 908246

She could be telling the truth here but misunderstanding the reasons. They're all junkies too so there's a shared feeling of "we've all done terrible things but we have to forgive ourselves to move on". Even if she told them she stole from graves, the Roger incident, or that she has threads dedicated to her,etc. there's a solid chance another junkie there murdered their roommate in an argument over drugs, so, y'know

No. 908248

Hey faggot Luna was 18 when she first dated Lurch so there aren't any underaged nudes in thread #1, stop being a retard.

Kek she's so retarded and self centered she thinks nobody else can have individual thoughts. What a smug cunt, one person compliments her and she always says EVERYONE believes the same thing.
>So what is it
She'll find out in a week, when her new "friends" from detox stop talking to her. She must be legitimately a shitty friend if junkies don't even want to spend time with her.

No. 908251

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No. 908253

If you weren't so desperate for attention, you could simply block these people and they couldn't "forcibly message" you lmao

No. 908254

How about when she messages strangers over and over begging them to buy her shitty art?

No. 908255

She's very clearly talking about Blisters Wournos

No. 908264

LOL what about when she used to message people over and over trying to get them to send her money?? What goes around comes around

No. 908269

>forcibly messaging
Apparently the block button has ceased to exist and poor Tuna has to rely on people getting hints to fulfill her daily quota of complaints.

No. 908270

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kek shes definitely talking about fakeboi. mustve sent her one too many manic methed up rants about her "party days"

No. 908272

Luna is in the "find out" phase of "fuck around and find out" (and has been for a long time). Remember when she thought it was cool to be a drug addict?

No. 908273

She never stopped thinking that. She'll be back to her dumpster version of heroin chic in a few days.

No. 908277

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shes really been outing herself as such a mean and negative person lately… i've been going thru some of the older threads (cuz no milk) and she really used to pretend to be such a "nice, caring, loving" person for her artsy wounded junkie persona but now that shes her "sober unstoppable queen" persona shes really showing to everyone how little she cares about anything but herself, her trinkets, and getting high. also kek at the "kool" thing because one of her drug fueled facebook rants years ago included the fact that she wanted to be "kool".

No. 908279


It's easier to fake being "nice, caring, loving" when you have an audience of sycophants telling you you're talented, attractive and desired.

No. 908290

I think Luna should really sort herself out. She's gonna be 27 this spring - she's pushing 30 and still doesn't seem to have done much with her life.
It would be a really good thing for her to get a job, any job. She lives within a very commutable distance to NYC, she could probably even swing an admin job there.
But first she'd need to stop doing drugs, all drugs and that includes benzodiazepines. Yes, they're difficult to quit due to dangerous physical withdrawals but you can taper off them overtime. She's got so many resources available - she really needs to get a good therapist and take it seriously this time. I'm sure her dad would support her in that. Just quitting the drugs won't work, unfortunately, she's got way deeper issues to work on.
Since she's so insecure about her weight, she should get a gym subscription and start dieting.
IMO the most important thing is to leave Lurch and move in with her dad who's clearly willing to support her.
I could see Luna do really well with things like yoga, DBT perhaps… She's throwing her life away and I don't understand it. She could live in NYC, she would be so pretty if she lost weight, she could have such a nice life! Why is she doing this to herself? It's so sad… She's going to end up homeless or dead from an overdose. 10mg benzo on a daily basis is just straight up dangerous.
She's an intelligent, beautiful young woman, I truly don't understand.

No. 908291

Luna is an extraordinarily talented beautiful young woman, why is she killing herself like this?

No. 908293

The absolute retardation this thread brings.

No. 908294

(Shhh, they're just trolling and baiting)

No. 908296

To be fair, it's still heavily retarded to put that much effort into shit-tier bait.

No. 908298

I stg gym people are cultists. No, she doesn’t need a gym membership. No socially anxious/maladapted woman who is uncomfortable with their body wants to go to the gym. The few who do are already there and don’t need encouragement.

She just needs to eat better and walk around. Light toning at home. She doesn’t need to spend any money or subscribe to shit to get fit.

No. 908307

Just stop.

No. 908308

Why are you against spending money for the gym lmao

No. 908309

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No. 908310

embrace the obese squidward legs

No. 908314

Nonnie you're responding to bait btw but the weird thing is that considering how she's into pink bimbo aesthetic (or at least she used to be) she never latched on to the pink pilates princess aesthetic craze floating around on Tumblr/Pinterest. All the wannarexics are clinging to that these days, and the funny thing is that it's the only weightloss success any of these people ever had kek

No. 908353

Ahahahaha this bitch. "uWu ana bby me no eat for a week" (4 days is a week now) sure does sound better than "I riped my asshole from my massive opioid shits. At least the former matches her pastel esthetic better, and we ALL know her esthetic is her life

No. 908354

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when will fakeboi learn to leave her alone. if i was luna i would've blocked her years ago. she responds to almost all her posts talking about herself like a narc, and always does it hours or days later like shes going thru lunas account all at once and replying. its so creepy and weird. no one else does this. shes followed luna to how many blogs?! i bet tuna doesnt even follow her back.

No. 908356


Junkies don't block ppl who pay attention to them because they're all potential cash sources to beg at, however unlikely

No. 908360

But Luna only ever talks about herself on other peoples posts too. It is all attention for her, she doesn't give a shit about the quality of the interaction. This is why they are friends, they don't care.

No. 908375

Never. She wants to wear her skin. And she's schizo as fuck besides that.

No. 908408

Did she start this a while ago, or did she not realize it's no longer 2022?
Has she ever tried intermediate fasting? Not the wannarexic shit, but actual 16 hour intervals of not eating. There's plenty of apps or free programs she could download. That + drinking only water & she could probably be down at least 50lbs by mid-summer. Ofc this means she'd have to follow through with something other than drugs, so it's unlikely af.
Her hair is getting long again & looks healthier than it has in a while, I'm sure that means she'll fry it again before too long.

No. 908409

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Came across this standup and knew where this needed to be shared…the resemblance is STARTLING

No. 908417

She probably has diabetes from being obese since a teen. Why she never visits a nutritionist beats me…

No. 908420


A NUTRITIONIST?! LMAO. Wtf would that do? They'd tell her to drink water and eat something other than pastries and she'd refuse

No. 908421

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No. 908424

I bet she never takes her wallet out of her bag

No. 908425

I thought she didn't have an ID, and that was the only thing keeping her from getting married?

Also, you're not supposed to keep your social security card in your wallet.

No. 908431

I think it was her birth certificate she needed

No. 908432

so report them as lost and order new ones. not like theres a bank card or money in there to worry about.

No. 908434


So we can expect her to start her pitiful e-begging anytime now. Just too good an opportunity for her to not look for some gibs

No. 908435

underrated reply
ahhh finally, the beginning of a new grift!

No. 908436

Convenient she apparently has all of this important stuff that she’s claimed to have needed to ebeg for countless times in the past, and yet again i’m sure this is her ramping up for another big ebegging session - the important documents she apparently never had but always needed have miraculously disappeared how peculiar

No. 908438

which handbag? she has like 6 grimey designer knock offs she 'found.'

she needed her birth certificate from florida to get a non-expired ID in NY I bet whatever case manager she's had finally got it sorted for her the past 3 months and now she's lost them again

No. 908461


No. 908464


sweet summer child… nonny it's taken her the better part of a decade just to get 1 ID in order to get married to prince charming. and that doesn't seem to have happened. darling Luna can't be expected to stand in a line amongst non-influencer commoners… she has tumblr followers for Christ's sake. It's simply not done. Someone ought to walk to her front door and just deliver her a new ID and SS card along with a gift basket of essentials, the poor darling. She's already suffered so much.

No. 908489

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No. 908501

She's really looking special these days

No. 908503

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No. 908505

shit thread. we haven’t even surpassed 500+ posts(unsaged shitpost)

No. 908508

Luna is so fucking boring nowadays.

No. 908515

I suspect she’s ran out of benzos, she’d love doing her makeup doped up on xans/etc everyday. Definitely time to reread the old threads this bitch is boring as fuck, not even getting her life together either just got spooked too many times by retarded cowtippers probably.

No. 908527

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No. 908535

Write a resume, kek. What would that even look like? One of the psanons should make a version.

No. 908569

This. She's losing her hater fan club and she can pretend she's happy about it, but we know she loves an audience. Maybe she can start doing tumblr live or something

No. 908583

I can't tell if her face looks swollen on the left side from filter wonkiness or if she has some kind of dental infection.

No. 908585

Ayrt and you’re true about the audience part, typical bpd cow shit, I’m sure she’ll gradually let things slip until she’s openly drug posting/etc again, I mean she happily posted her collection of xans on her plush to instagram so I’m sure it’s only a matter of time, but Tuna’s threads have seemed to always attract retarded newfags that cowtip and spoil it kek. Would kill to see her do a doped up livestream though that would be a real insight into her sad little life. Tuna if you’re reading why not start up on Chaturbate, make some extra income for your dope kek.

No. 908594

Extra chromossome, extra love

No. 908595

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No. 908596

She's extra heavy on the self-deprecating since she got out of inpatient this time, huh?

No. 908602

Untrue, we all hate it too

No. 908623

What's all the yellow above her mouth? Nicotine stains?

No. 908639

Girl just wash your damn hair WASH IT

No. 908651

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Compilation of her recent posts, kek at this mentally ill dude as if she isn’t describing herself, she really loves to pick and choose when things suit her

No. 908658

Zero sympathy that she feels uncomfy in her current living situation. It's almost as if her and lurch got jobs years ago, they could be in an actual apartment. Where are her posts about being grateful that she's not living on the literal streets where she belongs after being scum her whole adult life?
Same old shit.

No. 908659

>so creepy
>bothers everyone
>unfair to others
Sounds like they should be best friends. Guess this is her set up for the next grift. Please gibs so I that can move.

No. 908661

>unaliving myself
does tuna use tiktok? or she pick up this from whatever discord servers shes in or something. fucking fat tard you can still say you want to kill yourself on tumblr.

No. 908664

That lingo is also used in fb and she is known to use fb a lot

No. 908691

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Luna's desires for 2023.

No. 908692

This… >>908651 couldn't be happening to a more deserving person.

No. 908693

File: 1675034531484.jpg (71.44 KB, 1080x503, Screenshot_20230129_232021.jpg)

Assuming this is IRT previously mentioned mentally ill neighbour?

No. 908694

>I'm not asking for too much
Except you squander every inpatient stint and therapy services provided for you to get you to accomplish this on your own.

Oh wait. She's expecting it to fall into her lap.

No. 908695

>im not asking for much
Lmao bitch what? People don't achieve goals that way. Acting like it's a mf christmas list kek
>feel like a princess
I'm cacklin'

So funny when she acts tough… all I can picture is the video of lurch hiding behind the cops telling the guy on the ground (in handcuffs even?) to "Die die die" or whatever pussy shit he said

No. 908698

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>i want i want i want
That's basically Luna Slater in a nutshell

No. 908699

Frank Gehry didn't design Bilbao, or any of those buildings from the early 90's to about 2010. It was all done by a child whom he later refused to hire

No. 908700

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No. 908701

Sounds like you fit right in with your "annoying, scary" neighbors. Maybe you should go try and get some fun meds for that, right? Still doctor shopping or have you found one?

No. 908704

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Trouble in paradise again?

No. 908709

i love how luna has no principles that she sticks by at all. it’s ‘be kind to drug users’ until they’re a crackhead, ‘you shouldn’t judge people for their mental illnesses’ until an unwell person bothers her, and ‘all cops are bad’ until she wants them to forcibly take a person from their home because they make her anxious.

No. 908711

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No. 908712

The part that has been documented in 45 threads? Ok

No. 908713

Hopefully it isn’t drinking piss or bestiality - wait…. Oops

No. 908715

oh luna, sounds like you're a little incompatible.

No. 908716

This screams adult baby tbh

No. 908718


This really is some emo shit. Nobody knows the real me, I have a dark side, I’m so mysterious and angsty. Not like every human on earth has a very private and possibly darker side to them.

No. 908719

wait wait wait when the fuck did tuna engage in beastiality wtf!?

No. 908721

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Princess Lumpy ran out of Adderall.

No. 908722

i'm guessing since this wasn't on her "aesthetic" list of pills that she hung on the wall, this is chiefs script. explains so fucking much. kek. the manic no sleep binger he went on when she was detoxing the first time, her rants about "not eating for days", and just their general tweaked out behavior these days.

No. 908724

desires for 2023
>blonde hair
Top of the list too kek exceptional priorities Tuna. The ‘new job’ part makes me curious too, is she just referencing her sex work as her current job?
>>908721 Always fun seeing her experimenting with uppers again kek it always gives us some interesting sperg out from one of them. Guaranteed whether they’re hers or Lurch’s they’re both abusing them as opposed to taking as prescribed.

No. 908726

She hasn't. Despite his skull shape Lurch is human

No. 908756

i assumed she meant that other shitkicker job with her friend-boss where they made weird trinkets to sell.

No. 908770

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No. 908771

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No. 908776

She's just saying she wants a job but wants to make it sound better.

No. 908779

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She posted this twice on tumblr and once on ig

No. 908791

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Jesus Christ she’s getting progressively more walleyed, she looks like she severely handicapped

No. 908801

The red lighting and lack of big, fake eyelashes makes her look like she has harlequin ichthyosis

No. 908804

If this is without filter then Luna's got that typical Russian model look. Yes, I know she's got a heroin induced lazy eye and is morbidly obese but if she wasn't she'd be really quite beautiful, maybe even pretty enough to be a model. She's certainly tall enough at 5'11.

No. 908809

Girl you are smoking crack, aren't you?

No. 908814

Tuna's love language is benzodiazepines and smack. It amazes me how she still hasn't figured out that it is, in fact, annoying to be a lazy ebegging junkie. It truly blows my mind. Step aside Mcgruff, THIS is the best and most effective anti-drug PSA.

No. 908821

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I just realized almost all of her recent pictures remind me of pictures that Madonna takes when she isn't using an insane amount of filters and makeup on Instagram(lolcow.farm/rules)

No. 908830

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No. 908831

she posted this again on her tumblr today, making it the fourth time shes posted it in 24 hours

No. 908838

She can never stick to a counselor/therapist because they aren't kissing her ass. It's all good until they point out shit she has to work on or not giving her the drugs wanted. Like why waste time traveling? Why admit that you're going to start an argument on purpose instead of maybe working with the opportunity you have? Most people meet at least one bad therapist etc. during their search for psychiatric help, but it happens to her like 10x or more a year. Just stop going! Fuck, sorry but it's just irritating at this point.

No. 908840

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No. 908845

The amount of stains on her shirt…

No. 908846

The milk is so dry i want her to get pregnant or sumin(bait)

No. 908847

What the hell is her eye makeup? Does she know her hair is that greasy? Why doesn't she do laundry? She is so unbelievably disgusting. In every fucking way.
Yeah…… I'm pretty sure needle-dick doesn't have swimmers anymore kek (thankfully, tbh. There doesn't need to be another child in foster care)

No. 908848

Imagine being this retarded.

No. 908850

you know that musty smell that towels get if you leave them in the wash machine too long? That's the smell this image evokes.

No. 908857

Any chance you could post the video?

No. 908862


holy shit… she looks so junkie it's not even funny

No. 908863

Disgusting. Wearing a too-small cropped tracksuit and a filth-encrusted black tank top just screams "UWU MUH BDD."

No. 908865

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been rereading thru old threads and wow, tuna really is a loser. not only is she doing the exact same things as 6 years ago (whining about sobriety, doing outpatient, wannarexia), but its somehow even worse now at her older age. saw her mention her grandfather from her moms side, and yea just more proof luna is middle class and could have turned out so normal. she really chose this life. she could've gone to school, majored in arts, and be working some dumb cushy nepotism office job like she always dreams of. her grandfather was an accomplished man, even her junkie father seemed like he was more accomplished than luna could ever be. it will always just be THIS for her. "my grandmother was in the black panthers" "my dad knows the drummer from the divinyls" "my grandfather is a jazz musician". she will never have her own claim to fame. except this thread. showing off what an exceptional junkie piece of shit she is. OT and sidenote i never realized she had her mothers maiden name.

No. 908871

even if she had rich grandparents, having two junkie parents could easily have meant there was no money around. no one squanders wealth like an addict

No. 908876

i mean her grandfather (not sure if this one or another one) literally bought her an ipad and those bougie ass ugly blue slippers from early threads. theres family money. she was going to college ffs. i'm sure she wasn't smart enough or savvy enough to get a ton of scholarships. someone paid for that or at least cosigned a loan with their good credit. she literally inherited money from another grandmother that was squandered. shes had every chance.

No. 908877

wtf did she get addy for? i thought you don't get that if you have bpd because of the increase in rumination and thought loops.

No. 908878

>an ipad and those bougie ass ugly blue slippers
Lol you're talking as if these things cost millions

No. 908883

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>the only psychiatrist whos ever gotten me
So basically the only psychiatrist who has prescribed her whatever she wants, the doctor shopping is a joke at this point. I can’t even see a psychiatrist without having to pay hundreds and I’ve been trying to see one for years now this shit has me borderline a-logging stupid fucking cow doesn’t know how good she has it spoilered for blogsperg but this fucking cow is vile.
I’m wondering if it’s a script for Lurch or, more likely, a different drug they just decided to abuse. Bring back the crack arc.

No. 908885

no. i literally said she was middle class.

No. 908891

There's a possibility they're Lurch's, though I'm surprised they'd prescribe it to an addict if that's the case. I've seen people denied for less, especially with the shortage. I'm with >>908883 , what the fuck

No. 908892

I genuinely thought she was wearing a tiny top hat…

No. 908902

Not sure if it will make you feel better or worse but this is just her bpd talking. She's had a bunch of One True Psychiatrists over time.

No. 908909

Ayrt and I appreciate thank you nona, you are correct I forget how many times she’s found the one with regards to psychiatrists kek it’s always only a matter of time until they start trying to make her actually help herself and make positive changes and it’s suddenly boo hoo my psych is mean and sucks.

No. 908916

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No. 908917

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No. 908919

you mean detox tunie?
then no one should care about her whining either.

No. 908920

they dole out meds/food and shes not the only fat junkie loser around, of course she loves it there

No. 908930

Pot meet kettle kek she’s so lacking in self awareness

No. 908969

this bitch has had every privilege under the sun. the fuck is she talking about?

this is how you know she’s never faced true adversity, or been around folks who have. all her friends are fellow trust fund kids, so that’s who she’s comparing herself to. but even then, she still has at least one parent fulfilling her every whim, she never has to worry about shelter or food, her dad still pays her phone bill when she’s nearly 30 for fuck’s sake.

so hard not to A-log this big stinky retard

No. 908971

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Sage for old milk.
Anybody else remember the cowtipping drug addict nona from 5 years ago? The one who sympathized with Luna's situation, then started a-logging her after they spoke for longer than 5 minutes? thread #22 >>597084
Luna can shut the fuck up. All the legitimately fucked up people she tries to befriend can tell she's a privileged liar, because she has no personal experience relating to anything they've been through.

No. 908979

Any instagramnonnies seen anymore posts from her at all or does she just barely post there anymore? I don’t have an account so occasionally check on her public account online but never see anything new, wondering if she’s posted more on her private or if its due to me not having an instagram account. Oh how I miss the days of the old threads.

No. 908983

File: 1675443293558.jpg (405.87 KB, 716x1248, L.jpg)

Nothing new, the pills bottle pic has no caption, got 51 likes and someone commented "ily ;-;"

No. 908984

Ah I see she must be on another hiatus, I am curious as to what is going on in her life to cause her to post less, my best guesses are all the past cowtipping and/or she’s always so dosed up on benzos/etc she’s too out of it to make any posts but I must admit I miss her frequent spam posting. Always wondering if she has another secret tumblr blog or something but I doubt she’d have the mental capacity to keep up with all those accounts at this point.

No. 908985

i was wondering about a secret tumblr too, but she hardly gets any scraps of attention on the one she has now and thats what its about for her. the circle of bpd tumblr girls online that used to asskiss and "validate" her seem to no longer exist. for the better. she just has random horny guys and wannarexic blogs who don't know any better, and fakeboi on her side now.

No. 908986

Oh definitely, it seems instagram is her main source of attention online for sure, and even looking back at the first thread she seemed to get a consistently similar amount of interaction then as to now (funny to see how much she was so openly posting about her vile trackmarks on instagram back then tbh). Best bet is cowtippers scared her into hiding much more imo. I do wonder if her old drug blog ever got enough traction to warrant her wanting to do something like that again but that’s just my wishful thinking of stumbling on a new hidden drug blog revealing all kek oh to be a fly on the wall in their disgusting pigsty.

No. 908987

File: 1675446932632.jpeg (189.12 KB, 828x1420, 30A1C31F-AF16-4C4B-BA64-B9730A…)

if anyone is truly bored in this dry milk season, i recommend a rereading of the lurch (adderall?) manicposting while luna was in detox >>891077
it includes absolute gems such as
>going crazy wanna come
and he even doxxes his mom at one point!

No. 908990

im begging the nonny who follows lurch on instagram to post more screenshots. even if theyre not incredibly milky im dying to know what he posts.

No. 908991

I'm the one who posted the Lurch screencap, I stole it from the kiwis, I don't follow him and I don't think he accepts new followers. Sorry to disapoint.

No. 908993

>i got lost in my own hood
This has me cringing so hard, what a fucking boomer LOL. That in combination with his saggy, flaking skin makes me want to tear my eyeballs out and use them as martini decorations. Get a fucking grip Lurch you junkie kek

No. 909010

She needs take advantage of the "tip $" feature on Tumblr and get back to blog posting, and even get into livestreaming on Tumblr. She's a cow but at least she's somewhat interesting when she posts details and stories kek.

No. 909012

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Old tuna poetry

No. 909039

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No. 909054

I feel like Luna's simply just grown out of social media and this kind of attention. She's known about this thread for years, hell, she was even caught following other cows' threads on multiple occasions, I don't see why she'd suddenly be so spooked.
I miss her little grimy shrines and shopping hauls but I can't help but feel like she's kinda done with it.

No. 909066

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No. 909067

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No. 909071

Does he go anywhere else besides Fordham Road in the Bronx? I saw him all the time around that corner years ago. It's crackhead central in that area.

No. 909073

She's taking the Phoebe/fatqueeronwheels route, not posting anymore so these threads die down. Her counselor or something must've advised her too, who knows.

No. 909077

Damn Lurch is really quite the photographer huh. He is an enigma really.

No. 909080

I was wondering whatever happened with Pheobe fatvegfemme and her autistic boyfriend. Do you happen to have any info?
Saged for OT.

No. 909086

>not even 10.000 steps
>about 8km
is that a flex?? I don't get it, that should be a normal day for everybody? it's not that much you ugly retard

No. 909093

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My favorite thing about anorexic spoopy waif Tooba is that she is so huge she's a separate category of large.

No. 909095

I think he went for a run

No. 909096

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>the comradery

No. 909104

It’s not surprising that she’d miss inpatient. she probably craves some form of routine and structure but is too lazy to implement it on her own. She also presumably gets the chance to be social. And then when it’s all over she has to come back to the studio apartment she shares with her senile middle aged boyfriend who’s coming off a meth bender

No. 909139

I doubt it, since luna and any sort of growth other than weight gain are alien to each other. I think it is more likely that she's lost because of the change in social media. Tumblr was her internet home during its peak years, then it became a shadow of what it was. Reddit doesn't let her stand out in the same way, FB won't give her the audience she wants, etc.
Doubt. She's known about these threads pretty much as long as they've been around. Not sure why she would suddenly care now. Feeb was a LOT more image-as-a-brand for a normie crowd and really wanted to sell the character she created. That backfired so she dumped it. Also kek at the idea of fatso actually listening to or actioning anything any of her counsellors tell her.

No. 909146

I'm under the impression that, much like Amanda Brat, her life is such a miserable nightmare that it's not worth posting even for the attention. It's truly gotten that bad. Tuna stopped posting normally once they moved into that hovel they live in now; Brat stopped posting as she and her micro dicked boyfriend sunk deeper into their pills and doordash. Eventually even faking it must be too much.

No. 909150

i'm more with this anon, i think luna hasn't grown at all. there is just nothing in her life worth showcasing right now. shes obviously using again, living in a complete hovel she won't even show us, and miserable right now. she would rather be in detox than with her "beloved" lurch. im sure eventually when shes living somewhere else again she'll start posting 5 finger hauls and little shrines in corners of rooms again.

No. 909153

If you check her 9th thread there's a couple of updates from after her social media lockdown. Apart from that she's radio silent these days. Hopefully she lost some weight lol

No. 909156

Big agree with your first response here nona, she lost that “tumblr fame” and nowhere else is the same or will react the same to her ebegging posts, times are simply changing.

No. 909217

A lot of you are forgetting that most of the popular e-girls out there are Luna with 10% improvement. If she had a TikTok or were more active on Twitter instead of using a dying app like Instagram she would have the same brand of retards following her as angeltroon. It only take a filter and 5 minutes of photoshop to completely fake a body, and it only takes 5 minutes for a TikTok of Luna sitting in her heroin shovel for to get 20 comments from coquettes praising her for smoking next to a ceramic angel kek

No. 909229

Considering how fucking grimy her previous hovels were I wonder how awful this current one is if she's not even willing to take any selfies there lol

No. 909232

she deleted the xanax picture off her public insta. tinfoil but i think shes relapsed again and is heavy in using right now. maybe ebegging in the dms and trying to look sober. shes definitely asking people for money and complaining privately. i guess discord probably or on instagram. i mean all my tinfoil but i just am trying to make sense of this radio silence. like >>909229 said, she's never been afraid to show off her grimy places before. i assume its a one room, they probably dont own a mattress, but old tuna would've used that as an opportunity to beg! i guess it just makes me sad that between here and kiwi we have seemed to have broken her spirit… which makes me have to think a really bad drug binge is going on right now. they were probably trying to get that adderrall to trade.

No. 909234

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before any of you mistakenly click on this like i did it was a picture of a nasty deep abcess. youre an IV user too tuna you nasty hypocrite.

No. 909235

Kinda shitty that her dad left her with her junkie mother (after her grandma's death, I know) while he got sober himself. Girl never had a chance.

No. 909236

i mean when you consider all the things hes bought her and all the times shes gone to his place to escape whatever hovel lurch lived in, nah. i really don't understand how anyone can have sympathy for her. her dad seems like a typical father, not always there and distant, but does what he can for his daughter when he can. who cares if he wasn't "emotionally there" for his bratty daughter, hes helped fund her entitled junkie iv user lifestyle for years. she has had every. chance.

No. 909264

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She reblogged this kek. We know.

No. 909268

>hes helped fund her entitled junkie iv user lifestyle for years.
As if that's not a bad and stupid thing to do? Her dad's a useless junkie and a shit dad, that doesn't mean Luna's completely unaccountable for the things she's done. But I have no idea how some of you keep defending people like her dad and calling him a "typical father" lol

No. 909273

He was around, Luna has bragged about how if she whined and threw a tantrum he would let her stay home from elementary school, it's just murky how much she lived with him and how much she lived with her grandmother. Luna admits he was sober for most of this time, he actually got his act together a lot more than her mother. His biggest sin is his enabling and spoiling of Luna, which continues to this day, and why I won't be very sad when he finally croaks.

No. 909275

This is a perfect distillation of her entire identity.

No. 909280

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i really wonder what kind of place shes living in now

No. 909281

taking on lurch and luna as tenants with their zero legal income, not a very good one lol

No. 909284

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No. 909285

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Let’s hope they don’t steal this cat

No. 909286

god I hope someone in her building treats her and lurch the same way she treats her fellow mentally ill addicts. she’s such a fucking hypocrite

No. 909287

What does she expect living in the type of place she's at? Peace and luxury? Nah. She's worse than the person she's complaining about. It's obviously some sardine housing for the mentally ill/addicts. Get your own actual apartment if you don't like it. But wait, you're too lazy to get a job so maybe just be happy you aren't on the streets. Or move to the streets if that would be better kek

No. 909288

I wonder what the counselor said. She never gives details from therapy, just vague "the counselor guilt trips me", "they're mean" etc.

No. 909291

File: 1675819199575.png (427.44 KB, 385x623, wut.png)

Lurch thinks this is cool. Always wondered what a Lurch looks for when window shopping

No. 909293

love that lurch has more of a life and a social media presence than luna….

No. 909295

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No. 909296

what does she want? this guy to get arrested at gunpoint when he’s clearly only just loud? for him to be 5150’d over yelling? like seriously, what does she want?

No. 909297

Does she get all this shit sent to her mom’s address?

No. 909307

kek I couldn't quite put into words how much Luna has Girl Interrupted Syndrome (everyone on 2010s tumblr did) and that's why she posts less, but this sums it up better than anything I could have said. As she gets older and fatter, she relates less to the cute teenage trainwreck fantasies in media, as she slowly realises she isn't special and she's just like the millions of other drug addicts.

No. 909308

As bad as her current living situation sounds, it's no worse than the squat she lived in for over a year. At least they're not busting open her windows and calling Lurch a pedophile, her old squat didn't even have a working lock.
Luna's an unreliable narrator and extremely self centered, if this story is true and she keeps calling the cops, she's going to get in trouble with the other tenants very quickly. Nobody else in the building cares about this guy or will talk to the cops about it? Either she's in a really bad area that don't want cops around, or she's lying about the severity of the situation.

No. 909309

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No. 909316

It sounds like they're renting a room in a house.

No. 909317

Most of these plushies are looking surprisingly clean meaning they must be new/very recent, is daddy dearest funding all of these? He must be a real pushover jesus christ.
This. It’s gotta be some sort of supported housing section 8 type place.

No. 909320

the fact that police have been coming by makes me think the place must be a legal situation, but it just sounds like one of the sketchiest places ever. i guess where i live is much different than new york state but i don't think here would have any similar equivalents except maybe halfway houses for addicts and criminals or group homes for retarded people.

No. 909327

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No. 909329

Lol this is weirdly kind of cute. Its nice when men can think something made for women or children is cool without it being sexual. But also, we dont know exactly WHY lurch thought this was cool… soo…

No. 909330

Because she’s been keeping up with counselors I’d assume this is some state house and she has to stay on her meds and see her counselor to continue to qualify. I’d assume when she goes inpatient she’s relapsed and that’s another part of not being disqualified , if she uses she goes to detox? This is not a rental she’s in, there’s a vast difference in her posting now and all of the Airbnb’s. She’s living with a bunch of other addicts and mentally Ill people in some halfway house and she HaTeS it

No. 909332

Just in time for winter/fall/spring

No. 909334

This is the bag she said she "was refunded" for but the seller wanted to send it to her anyways. Sure, Jan.
I highly doubt the terrible horrible screaming yelling bad man was that disruptive. She exaggerates and needs to feel like a poor little victim. I'm cackling that she thought the cops would care about her video.

No. 909339

I mean he is an ephebophile so there's that

No. 909357

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No. 909360

luna when the police were called on her: “oh my god, do you not realize how dangerous it is to call the police on mentally ill people? you could’ve killed me.”
luna when she calls the police: “i don’t like that they’re being weird. please forcibly remove them from my presence.”

No. 909379

isnt "so full of love" her code word for "high on dope"

No. 909412

You're highgarden_696, aren't you

No. 909421

and also full of FAT
and full of benzos
and full of shit

No. 909444

do you think they'd allow lurch to share a room with her/be in the same program, though?

No. 909470

She's certainly full of something

No. 909587

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No. 909591

lmfao wtf is she even talking about she's posted so many selfies since

No. 909609

Shes totally posted selfies since, but ill bite.
Is it because youre not losing the weight skinni queen? Cant back up the larp and too embarrassed to post now?

No. 909654

her therapist is probably just trying to hold her accountable for her own actions and direction in life but that's not what tuna wants to hear. what's the point of therapy if you don't want to try, honestly. they're not going to give you ass pats for doing nothing

No. 909696

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stay classy tuna

No. 909697

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the god damn state of her shirt.

No. 909700

Not for spoonfeed, but has she ever had her vision checked? This bitch must be blind

No. 909701

She did complain about it for a while, got her eyes checked then got glasses covered by Medicaid, showed them off for a couple selfies, and afterwards proceeded to never wear them.

No. 909702

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what i imagine their latest hovel to be like

No. 909709

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No. 909711

Her hair is a New York rainbow. Dingy and smells like a wet decaying rat on top of garbage.

No. 909715

I wonder if she considers these "real selfies." I'm still trying to understand what she meant by that, are her selfies not "real" until they get a lot of likes/reblogs from other people?
She does nothing but post her own face to the internet. She gave up on art months ago, her poetry has always been bullshit, literally the only thing she offers to the world is her wall-eyed selfies, she posts them multiple times a day.

No. 909734

Bridge piercing looking grim

No. 909738

Come on Tuna it's not that hard. Learn to trim and properly glue your lashes. Having them hang off your eyes like that just looks extra messy.

No. 909763

That looks like actual dried vomit jesus christ what a messy disgusting life she loves to live huh.
Kek so beautiful

No. 909765

i thought it was dried vomit at first too, i really hope its just a coating of foundation and powder like she usually has on her…

No. 909766

One can hope but honestly the placement is just convincing me more it’s dried vomit, I can really imagine the scenario of her nodded out after shooting up and vomiting all down herself, it’s all I can think of looking at the gross selfie I cannot lie

No. 909769

she did delete that one too and replaced it with the purple jacket one… you got me suspicious now.

No. 909780

they stole that blanket from the last airbnb

No. 909838

I don't think you're wrong about that nonny. Or she stained it so badly they gave it to her.

No. 909847

I'm sure it was charged to her father's card that was linked to the reservation. Along with whatever else she stole.

No. 909861

It looks like its rejecting tbh, the fucking jewelry is clinging on for dear life kek. I'm placing bets on how long it'll last, my bet being at least another 6 months - 1 year because she's such a grotty, lazy cow

No. 909868

It's so dead here we've gone back to nitpicking her bridge piercing. She really did fall off

No. 909878

She looks like a doll here. I wish she'd clean up finally, so much wasted potential.

No. 909880

right, there needs to be a "Dry Tuna Milk" bingo card. Speculations about various piercings rejecting, as well as all the "trouble in paradise - maybe they broke up?!?!" bullshit. And any discussion about her moving into her dad's, sans Lurch.
It's like clockwork by now.

No. 909885

Giant beanbag dolls don't exist (yet) so you're kind of wrong.

Weird appearance white knight spergs are another category for bingo.

No. 909917

omg she looks scary

No. 909919

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I present to you, nonas… The dry tuna milk bingo card

No. 909928

Kek edit it to add the retarded ai tuna poetry.

No. 909974

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cross "i miss tweaker lurch" off the bingo… hes been fairly active on twitter, i thought you had to like pay to tweet or something now? its all just boring baseball stuff but i found these funny in his likes and also this one tweet he sounded like he was insinuating he had some weird pre game rituals (what comes to my mind is dope?) (1/2)

No. 909975

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No. 909977

You forgot "junkie who thinks shes better than tuna making her weekly post to demonstrate the differences between herself and Luna"

No. 909984

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No. 909996

Well she's closer to Lurch's age at least

No. 909999

why is this 50 year old woman actually way more gorgeous looking than tuna? it must just be that she looks actually showered and her makeup is neat. honestly even lurch can get a better girl than luna, he actually has something going for him, drugs. hell a 50 year old junkie would probably be a better fit for him, and she would probably pull her own weight better. i guess luna still brings in the private ebegs or he wouldnt still be with her. i also think that maybe right now like other anons have suggested that their housing is dependent on tuna and her "sobriety" or at least her staying in whatever program she is in right now.

No. 910003

Oh maybe he genuinely loves her? Has it ever crossed your mind that yes, it is actually possible to be in a lonving, stable 8 year relationship even as drug addicts? And no, "cheating" with e-thots on Twitter does not count, he most likely does actually love her.

No. 910009

I feel like we need at least a square for nonnies that think she OD’d, although that’s less common now that she isn’t so brazen about using as she used to be.

No. 910019

Kek he's cheated on her multiple times. Loyal Lurch was staying at another girls house for months, buying nudes from Lunas friends whenever she leaves. Luna finding out about the Tess saga made him remove his Facebook for a year, but he was still using messenger without telling Luna.
Sounds like a solid relationship full of loyalty.

No. 910022

This is a joke right?

No. 910036

These bait responses are endlessly annoying. Unless this anon is an addict like Luna who is in a long term relationship with another addict and is trying to dish out hard core cope to the masses. Addict relationships are not stable or healthy. A using addict is putting forth the worst side of themselves in every aspect of their lives. You really can’t engage in any sort of genuine, meaningful relationship when using. You cant cultivate a strong, loving relationship when using. You can’t build a stable relationship when using - the entire life of an addict is constantly falling apart like it’s made a sand, no matter how they try to prop it back up or make it form a shape. This is why so many addicts break up when they get clean. Luna and Lurch are no exception and stay together because they have no one else, it’s basically for survival at this point, and because it’s comfortable in their small active addiction world.

No. 910057

If he really was with her just for survival he would have bailed on her a long time ago back when they were living at Roger’s - she wasn’t exactly providing lots back then and it was his dads place so he wasn’t dependent on her.
8 years is a long time together and the only reason people doubt their relationship is because theyre bitter femcels who have never been in a loving and supportive relationship and have a slim chance of ever getting into one. Yes, you can in fact love someone even if they’re not objectively the most physically attractive in the world. to him (subjectively) she probably is.
If people didn’t hate Luna so much they’d have a more balanced virw of their relationship but hey, we’re only allowed to hate them itt I guess.

No. 910062

No. 910070

We need to add this >>910003 to the dry milk bingo

No. 910087

It has nothing to do with them being attractive or not. It’s about drug addict relationships being unhealthy and often codependent - and because of this, Luna’s relationship with Matthew is in no way something to look at with envy. It’s kind of hilarious that you picture me as a bitter angry femcel mashing away at my phone with tears rolling down my cheeks because I can’t get a man when it couldn’t be farther from the truth. I can only assume that you are in a drug addict relationship and desperately trying to convince yourself and lolcow that you guys are so in love and it’s super real.

No. 910088

luna has no friends, because she uses people until they're used up and then ditches them. the only reason they're together is because its better than being alone and if she had another choice she'd take it. the moment a moid comes into the picture that can offer her more, she'll take it. having no friends is a huge red flag and if she cant even maintain a stable non sexual friendship how you expect her to maintain a truly loving and committed relationship is beyond me.

No. 910089

just because milk is dry do you all have to respond to bait? its like this thread never learns. when someone comes in saying how sooper special lurch and lunas relationship is or how shes actually gorgeous and they eat 10 mg xanax a day too its obvious bait. this is one of the threads that takes the bait every time though. just report and ignore. giving them responses is what they want and i feel stupid having to make a minimodder post like this but i dont know why you people do this.

No. 910138

he calls her fat on a regular basis but ok

No. 910144

Has she really gone really gone silent? Or is what she's posting just boring?

No. 910147

she hasnt posted on any public social media in 6 days. even lurch hasnt been on twitter since the 17th. i really think the milk has dried up, my tinfoil is after her last stay in detox a counselor or some worker may have found her social media and/or these threads. on her public instagram some pictures of xanax were removed. i think they're telling her to lie low and get off social media. honestly something she should have done years ago. but thats just my tinfoil, she could be back to posting pictures of trinkets and xanax any day now who knows.

No. 910149

she said she feels too ugly to post a "real selfie" and barely got any likes or ass kisses about it so im sure she's just having a bpd moment. i doubt itll last much longer

No. 910171

>Do you need to respond to bait

No. 910172

I'm surprised it's taken this long for a counsellor to tell her to actively avoid farmers. How many years has she known about these threads? She has to have told them about here during therapy sessions

No. 910173

Maybe she has no wifi

No. 910174

She has wifi. She's been liking posts. She just isn't posting anything.
Oh well. She's old news. No one cares anymore. She's been boring and it's no real loss.
I doubt it has anything to do with what a councelor told her. She doesn't really care what they say, she just wants her pills.

No. 910176

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No. 910179

This looks so ugly and I think it's so cringy when she uses Grandpa's last name kek he'll never marry you, Tuna.

No. 910180

This. Luna's a dying cow and I'd love if she fixed her life, but it's more likely she'll continue retreating into drugs until she's too brain damaged to be useful to anybody. She's not cute anymore, she doesn't make art or poetry anymore, posting about her life doesn't attract the right simps*. She has no reason to post, she has nothing to say. Even her sticker placement on her notebooks is boring and repetitive, she showed off an almost identical notebook 2 months ago >>899923.

*kek it's hilarious that Luna doesn't get any male simps. She attracts like 3 kinds of people and it's obvious she hates it. There's the onlyfans girls, who pity-simp her but she has to push them away so Lurch can't get near them; There's pornsick scrotes who have a degradation fetish and treat her like shit, they'll pay her for a service but they won't give her validation because they get off on hating her; then there's Fakeboirottengirl kek. Fakeboi drives her insane, I'm not sure why when she provides all the validation/attention Luna craves.

No. 910182

fakeboi is ugly and a cow too, why would luna like her? plus fakeboi just talks about herself, she doesn't really give luna the validation she wants, probably just makes her feel like how luna makes everyone else feel. annoyed. a taste of her own medicine is fair though.

No. 910185

>Luna is a dying cow
Which means there's only one worthy cow left in /pt/ (who is also unfortunately a dying cow). The annoying part is that the fact Luna is moving out of cowdom, what way her life will go from here is more interesting that anything she's done in the past 2 years

No. 910187

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kind of old but cow crossover, these are the most recent likes on her twitter account

No. 910189

> there's only one worthy cow left in /pt/

No. 910190

>what way her life will go from here is more interesting that anything she's done in the past 2 years
Her life will remain exactly the same as the past 9 years minus the social media. She'll be living in some section 8 shithole, downing benzos and reliving the same day over and over, cycling through new psychs, going in and out of outpatient, begging for more pills until she's an old and shrivelled up junkie like her mother.

No. 910195

Lillee, obviously. but even she is far past her peak and is becoming a dying cow

True. But now that she's not posturing online for asspats, she might be slightly different. Less interesting but still different

No. 910196

Lillie Jean and Laur I guess?

No. 910200

If (big if) she ever gets better I hope she posts a social media update so that we know. Even though I'm a farmer don't wish ill on her.

No. 910204

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No. 910231

Don't worry anon, I will on your behalf. Let's not forget what she did to Roger, calling and lying to her dad for a porn vid, stealing a cat, scamming people, and what she said to that social worker.

No. 910244

Does she know there are other readings you can do with tarot besides the overdone past/present/future shit? Who am I kidding, of course she doesn't, everything she does is superficial.

No. 910248

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Doctor shopping again, same old

No. 910249

God forbid anyone holds Tuna accountable for her own choices!!

No. 910250

I'll always remember her screaming at the social worker that they care more about her mother whose life is "almost over" than her and Lurch's life that had some kind of long future, like that even applies to dumbass junkies. It was her own MOTHER. Fuck her and her entitlement. I loved when anon kept saying they'd send her money, told her they were having trouble, which she ignored with a slight "sorry bout that…but send me money!" then said fuck it and said they were going to use the money to party instead. Best cowtip ever.

No. 910252

When will you dumbasses stop victimising her shitty mother, she's a piece of trash junkie just like Luna who directly led to her daughter getting groomed by an old drug dealing creep and keeps giving her free xannies even though she's addicted. She deserves 0 sympathy and yes, her life is effectively over, last we heard she was actively using and lives in a goddamn halfway house.

I'm glad this thread is dying at least I won't have to see nonnas defending irredeemable piece of shit side-characters from the Lunaverse.

No. 910254

to be fair im sure tuna is either paying her mom for the xanax or at least trading some other drugs like her subs.

No. 910266

Cards are promising fruitful ebegging for luna

No. 910275

Ah, we have entered the exodus of the sweet angel bby therapist that totally gets her. You know, listens to her initial sob story like all therapists. When they get wise to her trying to fill a script to early too many times..man.
It's almost like she just wants easily accessible opioids, hopefully on the gubaments dollar.

No. 910291

Just because she's an addict and lives in a halfway house(?) it means her life is over? These things can be fixed. She's not dead yet so it's not over.

No. 910293

my problem with what she said to the social worker is that it’s hypocritical as fuck. her whole thing is “drug addicts aren’t bad people!!! be nice to us we’re all mentally ill and struggling!!!” and then she throws her mom under the bus for being an addict and she continues to do so to this day.

No. 910295

her own mother let her be groomed by her old fuck creep drug dealer

No. 910301

God I need to go back and read the origins of Luna and Matthew. I jumped in the Luna saga a couple of years ago, tuning in and out, but reading that he was her moms drug dealer makes me want to go back to the beginning. How scummy.

No. 910310

Definitely a worthwhile and informative read, the glory days of Luna’s cowdom come from the early threads, she’s very clearly boring and dried up now. It can be a good reminder of all the awful things Luna et al have gotten up to over the years. Shame she’s less milky now, even more of a shame that it’s not because she’s trying to improve, if she’s gonna keep ruining her life at least let us watch kek.

No. 910315

No, she barely knows the bare minimum of anything that she does and puts in just as much effort. The most effort we have ever seen her put into anything was working for her friend and she couldn't even treat the friend right.

They can both be pieces of trash at the same time. It's not one or the other. That doesn't make what Tuna and Lurch said to the social worker or her shitty mother any better. Tuna flipped out over her mom using her skincare products even though she's the one who most likely bought them. Also, taking Tuna's word for anything is retarded.

No. 910330

I wanna know what her parents look like lmao

No. 910335

The both have appeared in the thread before… Lurk moar… Her mom appeared in the eviction vídeo in december 2020
The picture she posted with her father is more tricky to find, it's from when she had pink hair, around 2018 I think

No. 910354

Wait who the hell would this even be about? Is she subtweeting lurch by retweeting this? Is it about her parents? Luna only knows, like, 3 people at this point.

No. 910384

>temperance reversed
I’m fucking howling

No. 910398

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Not milk but this reminded me of her

No. 910408

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Here there are, papa and mama Tuna in all their glory

No. 910442

No. 910443

Tripping balls with your mom. Only Tuba

No. 910474

not wking tuna's junkie mom, but she's sober in this pic and that's why she looks done with Luna's shit. idk what thread it was but it was before Roger died, Luna and Lurch randomly turned up to her house high on acid and she had to babysit them for a few hours.

No. 910492

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looks like that five finger discount is working out for her…

No. 910493

dying at the strong possibility of her stealing a refill for an applicator she does not own

No. 910494

does Ulta have like, the lowest security possible? that's a decent amount to steal in one shot and i feel like someone as grotesque looking as tuna would be followed and watched from the the second she walks through the doors at sephora.

No. 910495

This picture would be from two years ago and you could have fooled me because she just posts the same shit over and over. Never changes. She's never interesting anymore. Stale milk from a dying cow kek

No. 910498

i noticed this too! shes just blindly pulling things that look good off the shelf kek. probably had her benzo goggles on.

No. 910512

not to racebait but she's white and white women are notorious for getting away with shoplifting(not to racebait, but racebaiting)

No. 910522

white women who look kempt and clean. luna looks the standard heroin junkie. like the definition of junkie has a picture of her and matthew next to it.

No. 910526

Don't respond to the bait nonna

No. 910540

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Tuba is back with another haul, skincare queen kek

No. 910560

The mods are doing too much lol. White women definitely get away with this shit more often than other races. Not Luna in particular though. She's the type they tell you to follow around the store and the type you tell that the dressing room is out of service.

No. 910567

I feel like this only reinforces that nonna's point - Luna's an unwashed smelly borderline-homeless-looking junkie who's been getting away with shoplifting for years.

I wonder what Luna does all day nowadays. She's stopped making art, writing poetry and now even taking selfies and sadposting on social media. Her Reddit's been inactive for almost a month. I hate myself for it but I really wanna know wtf she's up to now kek.

No. 910579

My tinfoil is that she is still doing all that shit, only at an account we haven't found yet.

No. 910590

I swear I read in one of her threads that someone who knew her said she doesn't actually shoplift as often as she claims, she buys stuff with money from her parents and pretends she stole it. Does anyone remember which thread that was in?

No. 910615

Yeah, I sometimes wonder if she really steals that much anymore as well. She must be way too scared to end up in jail, she wouldn't survive one day.

No. 910624


I've always figured that Lurch knows a booster who accepts drugs as payment. Lurch tosses them a bundle and in exchange Luna gets to sift through a backpack of stolen shit to choose a few items that'll briefly keep The Sadness away while Lurch is off middle manning. When she does her own stealing she usually goes for lashes, press ons, goopy masks etc. This latest haul is just a hodge podge of brand name items.

No. 910631

I wonder if her or lurch got a bad batch with the new “tranq” laced in it and are scrambling to keep their skin from falling off. Or maybe they sold a batch that killed someone and are laying low. But it also could be literally anything.

No. 910679

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No. 910680

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No. 910682

kek this is about us

No. 910688

to the anon who thinks she has a secret art account, this is proof she doesn't kek. She's given up on art and can't find any of her supplies, shitty sharpie pen art on lined paper is the best she can do.

No. 910689

samefagging to tinfoil about her heroin use. The needles aren't present in her artwork when she's sober but there's one in this, she has a room temp IQ and can only draw things in her room kek.

No. 910691

My tinfoil is that her section 8 housing situation is so irredeemably bad she's just flat out depressed and knocked out on fent/H all the time. Luna's always been a BPD-chan but there's only so much a person can take before they cease pretty much any activity other than getting high. After 8 years of being incredibly lucky and miraculously getting various (white trash) apartments she's now sharing a tiny filthy cramped room with Matthew in a house full of addicts and mentally ill people and there's nowhere left to go, this is the endgame for her. I always wished she'd clean up and dump her Easter Island emotional support statue but I'm fairly certain she'll die from a fent overdose soon.
I want to wish the worst suffering on her pedo groomer Junji Ito horror of a boyfriend for grooming her, shooting her up with H and emotionally blackmailing her to drop out of college but I already can't imagine a worse life than the one they're living. It's just fucking sad.

No. 910693

the first image on the left besides the bow and above the needle is definitely supposed to be a little bottle of methadone and i agree with >>910689 >>910691 that the needle could be alluding to her dope use. she has almost no subtlety.

No. 910694

>>910691 "Easter island emotional support statue" fucking kek

No. 910699

this cow is so dry and depressing now
i dont even know why i keep coming back. i just want cows to keep oversharing their insane lives for forever. perhaps always posting their real names in the threads is counter productive to the milk… moo for us luna

No. 910701

Kek I relate heavily nona, I don’t know why I keep checking her tumblr/this thread sometimes, but Luna has been my favourite cow to read about since the beginning of her threads, old habits die hard (ironic). I don’t expect milk anymore she is so boring and silent but I will always have a slither of hope that she’ll start oversharing again, something must have changed in her life to prevent her oversharing, I don’t think she’d be able to prevent herself from sperging about everything on her tumblr solely to prevent us from commenting on it kek

No. 910718

I've just been checking back to see if she posted a new selfie of her hair fried off or a horrid face tattoo or something. Maybe some of her front teeth finally decided to break off, and that's why she feels "too ugly for a selfie".
She's dry and boring now, yes.

No. 910740

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No. 910741

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No. 910744

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>governmend heroin
>stupid empathy
so is she talking about methadone again here? also what does she mean by empathy kek i dont think she has any for anyone.

No. 910748

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Crossposted to Tumblr.

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No. 910751

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>hit the breaks

No. 910756

Gave me a hearty kek thank you nonita
Nice filthy press ons as usual

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No. 910769

posting is about to ramp up just in time for her birthday ebegs

No. 910771

It's also sad to keep pretending she just stumbled into all of this shit because of him. I'm sad the milk has dried up but also relieved that it means I won't have to keep reading the saga of Luna the perfect victim.

No. 910772

ana queen

No. 910773

Dollar Tree Wendy's

No. 910776

Did she post this to prove she still has hair and teeth?>>910718 kek

No. 910789

When she got evicted she lied she was gonna get any job, even the ones below her, but she only got high and in and out of rehab. She's the architect of her own downfall.

No. 910790

I remember when she said she had applied to a high number of jobs, but was rejected/didn't get responses. So I wonder where she applied, at least McDonald's or a similar place would hire her.

No. 910797

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Pumpkins still stuck in the room

No. 910802

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what did she do to her eyebrows.

No. 910804

She looks fatter than ever kek. So bleak

No. 910806


>that grey stubble on Lurch's chin though

No. 910807

Awww whatever you think of Luna it’s nice to see the whole little family happy and healthy. I was was starting to worry…

No. 910809

Happy and healthy kek that's a FAR reach lmao

No. 910811

probably hasn't posted bc she's gone full deathfat lmao

No. 910812

Jesus Christ they both look atrocious kek

No. 910814

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No. 910829

Those eyebrows look like sad upside Nike swooshes. "Just Don't"

No. 910834

Sage bc even more irrelevant than Luna nowadays
I was just listening to Alice in Chains and remembered how she always said they were (are?) her favorite Band.
I remember her early tumblr days where music played a huuuge roles in her social life as well.
I know we always talk about how she has no real intrests besides getting high anymore.
But her and I had a very similar taste in music (especially with the whole grunge movement and aesthetic) and damn I just miss her talking about honestly anything else other than the same 5 things. I don't care if it's milky. At this point it feels like poking a dead fish. I loved her blog like 9/10 years ago and have been following /mostly lurking since the second thread. Like deepdown I idolized the same lifestyle she idolized. I just didn't drop out only to get with what had to be ugliest of her mom's dealers at the time. Like I couldve understood getting hooked on heroin with a kurt or layne looking artsy guy her age but I had to draw the line at whatever the fuck midlife crisis big arreola lover is. But fr if she would've actually listened to the lyrics or just these artists talking. The only reason that lifestyle looks appealing is because they were exactly that: successful artists. She is neither and 90% of the movement died off by either quick or slow suicide. Guess she is choosing to fade away but does that even matter if she never burned for anything anyway?
Thanks to all you Nonnas over the years. For all the laughs. For all the times you've opened my eyes and of course just a great way to spent train rides. I doubt there will be any change besides apartment addresses and therapist names.(No1currs)

No. 910839

I think it’s a cool lifestyle if you’re skinny and pretty, there’s a reason heroin chic was a thing, problem with Luna is that she isn’t skinny…
Btw I also love Alice in Chains! But I always preferred Nirvana and Courtney Love tbh I just relate to the music like it’s sad but that heroin grunge aesthetic is about being sad and also pretty which is very appealing to a lot of people…. I

No. 910840


If you’re curious as to how cool the lifestyle is, please refer to videos of all the junkies of Kensington in Philly. Or look up all of the people who overdosed during the era of music that you are idolizing.

No. 910842

Kek at that moon face. Our dainty uwu emancipated ana queen is quickly morphing into Amberlynn Reid.

No. 910846

She literally thinks about nothing except her hair

No. 910847

I gotta admit I knew and have seen these images before, I've read thru all these Icons tragic past days/years but I didn't realize how bad this has to be until I took some prescription opioids I asked a friend to get me and realizing how much I liked them… and then seeing a friend of a friend go thru quitting heroin cold turkey. Kinda clicked there because… yeah these places are real, I was honestly really sheltered and idolized the lifestyle starting a little too young. >>910839 (ayrt) because my first love and crush was Kurt Cobain when I was like 11 (he still is and definitely look wise also my type in living men). I thought I was hardcore when I started drinking at 15 (legal in my country with 16) and smoking weed at 16 while applying to lawschool. After catching fleeting glimpses into the world of struggling addicts from a privileged "recreational drugs are fun and I've worked through my problems before trying harder things" perspective idk man. I don't want to turn into a tuna. I'll keep the fashion and the inspo but not the spoons and needles.

And just thinking that Tuna had the opportunity to follow her dreams or Definitely had a dad willing to finance them and she threw it all away. I loved some of her artwork but it never evolved. I loved some of her poetry stuff but it never evolved. I loved to see her little outfits.. they definitely devolved. She makes me say what I never ever want to hear: Damn she once had a lot of potential

No. 910848

Layne Staley died alone after a slow and deliberate suicide, with no teeth and his body was basically fused to his couch because no one found him for 14 days. Uwu tumblrcore ana king. bleak

No. 910849

His cat also ate his leg. But Jerry actually adopted the cat and it lived up until like 2008(sage your shit)

No. 910852

Nobody gives a fuck about your 90s irrelevant grimy dadrock grunge band fanblog, go suck on Lunas fat cunt.

No. 910855

Who cares, we're not your personal diary. If you need to come here and tell us you are better than a cow, you definetely are not. Sorry that you are fatherless

No. 910856

Chill out retard

No. 910862

She's boring as shit and stale as fuck. If she wants people's/followers attention without oversharing, her only hope is to livestream on Tumblr at this point

No. 910863

This was the last good thread on /pt/. RIP /pt/.

No. 910876

At least we still have tnd

No. 910879


Please get a job and some therapy anon.

No. 910887


Plus this is her 27th birthday, anyone think this is the year she purposely O.D.s to be like her heroes?

No. 910922

Wots tnd

No. 910945

I read this while half-asleep and thought that Luna had died

No. 910963

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New 'art'

No. 910970

My favorite thing about this thread dying is the wk anons leaving in droves. Nobody's calling Luna pretty and artistically talented now kek, this is indefensibly shitty.

No. 910975

What's the thing at the bottom? Sword? Crystal? Shawarma?

No. 910984

Could also be a really shitty cigarette
My money is ob the shawarma tho

No. 910998

She applied for jobs she wasn't qualified for. She wanted a comfortable office job with higher pay. Just her middle class suburban white girl privilege not working for her because she actively fucked it up. A limited experience needed, decent paying job is going to get 120 applicants MINIMUM. Employers will weed out applicants with the format/visual look of the resume, then experience/education (mostly experience), interview and lastly references. If you have no professional references you are fucked. A big plus is if you just have an enjoyable personality during the interview. You can get away with being a little less experienced. Luna fails to meet ONE OF THESE CRITERIA. She is not getting a receptionist job with her slow talking, limited vocabulary. She also seems like she's low energy. That's not a plus for employers.

No. 911019

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No. 911022

She always gets that "can't keep my eyes open/looking in one direction" look when she's high off her ass taking selfies

No. 911050

Is that a keychain shoved in the side of her hair kek messy. Surprised to see a black top without countless horrifying stains but that is most likely just the filters working overtime.

No. 911067

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No. 911068

Oh boo hoo…can't get any xannys from mommy.

No. 911073

dont they usually have a communal phone in those sort of places that people can use at certain times? like the hospital equivalent of a jail phone.

No. 911075

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No. 911076

they look like jay and silent bob here

No. 911078

Something about this picture screams "Ballymun"

No. 911079

Since when does she ever call her mom for emotional support? Stupid fat bitch wouldn't shut up about it if she did.

No. 911081

I’ll never get over how often it’s a weekend at lurch’s. Such a corpse of a person

No. 911082

how about you get off your fat fucking ass and visit her then?

No. 911083

Fucking Jesus the black mould in the bg, if the chain smoking and obesity wasn’t enough to stop their breathing maybe that will be the push

No. 911091

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No. 911095

Her mom has been giving her Xanax forever, there is no way Luna isn't blowing her phone up all the time. Her mom being emotional support doesn't work for the "my junkie parents are trash scum and I am alone bloo bloo" narrative

No. 911096

Sadly no she bought that hair clip made by a fellow sped who "designed" it to look that much of a fucking mess

No. 911100

His stupid beanie pulled all the way down over the frames of his glasses makes me unreasonably angry. It's also a classic Ugly man move, I've seen it before.

No. 911104

old as fuck stale milk, but i've been rereading old threads and never saw it pointed out. luna cried because she ate acid and couldn't trip but this stupid damn bitch was on seroquel, an antipsychotic. she never thought once that maybe an antipsychotic, which can be given to people for psychosis and hallucinations, might be affecting the hallucinogenic she took? dumb. i feel like shes even "tripped" a few times since then, shes probably just getting a light placebo effect and maybe colors seem a bit brighter or something. i seem to remember an unhinged video of her showing off her plants. overall she's an idiot.

No. 911106

Is this without filters? She looks worse than ever wtf

No. 911109

Why does she look like that? Her eyes are beadier than ever, the space between her eyes is HUGE, the massive jowls, it looks like she has a bald patch at her hair line and like she started ripping her eyebrows out. Wtf? I thought maybe it was a fucked up filter but I d9nt see any eyelashes on lurches sunglasses.

No. 911110

theres definitely a filter on both of them. the one shes using right now appears to give her some fake lipliner and change her face and blurs it.

No. 911111

what the hell is going on this photo doesn't look like her at all its so weird. it looks like someone did a bad drawing of her face

No. 911112

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No. 911113

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No. 911116

She never fails to waste her money on the absolute worst pointless shit jesus christ.
Lurch is dead and Tuna is sporting some nice sores around her mouth, what a beautiful couple.

No. 911121

If I looked like that I would not post (or take) selfies

No. 911129

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No. 911138

That bridge piercing is holding on for dear life.

No. 911142

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>Lurch is dead
I don't know why she even bothers, it's obvious that he never wants to be near her.

No. 911143

Gay and Violent Slob

No. 911144

but she can't use the skinny filter because lurch would really look like death warmed over.

No. 911145

KEK Masterpiece nonna, next threadpic for sure

No. 911152

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Her eyes have always been incredibly wall eyed beady, even as a teen but the years of drug abuse is probably making it worse.
I never understood when anons said she was such a cute teen, she really wasn’t

No. 911153

No. 911161

she had better style and somehow better make up. but her hairstyle did her no favors and she always looked sort of frumpy.

No. 911181

Tuna popped online let us know she’s a deathfat methadone zombie. Ig squatting in a larger hovel to rearrange her hoard in was the only thing keeping her going.

No. 911182

is she not always blaming her mom for everything and hating on her??

No. 911183

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Miss Piggy wants to lose weight “healthily” now, her ana larp was so funny what a shame

No. 911184

*her Dad's money. Her abusive, evil dad that's so terrible apparently.

No. 911186

Matthew looks like he's dead and she propped him up for these shots.

May be the yassifying filter though.

No. 911191

this is extremely funny

No. 911197

The ana larp is forever funny to me.

No. 911199

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No. 911203

Topkek honestly her ana larp is quite possibly my favourite part of the Tunaverse it’s a wonder she’s being serious with it all, it’s like she isn’t aware that we have all seen how her body looks

No. 911206

She literally has an anorexia nervosa diaggnosis and posts like this make it worse….she reads here and your making it worse….just saying

No. 911208

No. 911217

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Ah yes sorry I forgot Miss Piggy has never lied about anything online ever! But seriously, Tuna doctor shops until she finds one that will dose her up with the benzos of her choice, it’s no wonder she’s wormed her way into getting an “anorexia diagnosis”. I did try to find the previous post of hers showing said diagnosis but it’s a waste of time, even if she got a professional diagnosis (doubt) she’s been on countless drugs for years which quite clearly affect appetite, diagnosing any sort of eating disorder would be pointless taking that into account. I could see binge eating disorder perhaps but again, her life is completely controlled by drugs I don’t see how anything can be accurately diagnosed. This hulking ogre is clearly suffering from anorexia /sarcasm

No. 911218

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No. 911220

Samefag but what a convenient time for her to post this kek.
>history of non-specified eating disorder
Well my bets, as mentioned above, would be binge eating disorder as that is clearly most likely for our whale. What has me particularly curious is whatever was crossed out in the top row, that and the abscess - her most recent inpatient stint wasn’t long ago at all no?

No. 911222


She's crossed out Cellulitis. Makes it fairly obvious she's still injecting.

No. 911223

Thanks nona, surprised she didn’t scribble out abscess too. Nice to know it’s not just speculation at this point, but such a shame she keeps her high antics a secret now how boring.

No. 911224

I'm SCREAMING at how she blacked out cellulitis. Guess it's not as cute and aesthetic as everything else

No. 911225

if shes really dedicated to her ana larp she should splurge and buy herself a $30 smart scale from amazon. it would momentarily fill her shopping addiction too

No. 911226

File: 1678483102273.png (4.22 MB, 1100x2048, 874ABA4F-01D0-4145-9D9C-61E6B6…)

From her tumblr, caption is
> this is my hair color rn should i just throw some bleach in and say fuckit dawg life’s a risk i don’t mind if there’s some light pink

No. 911229

>History of psychiatric disorder
Can any medfag explain this? Don't most of these count as psychiatric disorders?

No. 911232

She might as well just straight up bleach it now. It's light enough. She'll have to use 40 vol developer but it should be light pink on top and then platinum on the ends after one process. It can't get any worse than it already is

No. 911235

I believe that the 'not recorded' under the onset date means that there is no record of when the symptoms of these disorders had begun, or that she was not previously diagnosed with them, so it should follow that beside 'history of psychiatric disorder' it would say 'not recorded'. I think usually doctors are pretty good at recording these types of things, and especially a rough timeline of diagnosis, but who knows. It's possible that they are 'active problems' only in that she either presents symptoms of the disorders or she told them that's what she's got wrong with her, but there's no historical indication of the stated. In any case, it's very unlikely that anyone gets diagnosed with every disorder on the list, as there are so many overlapping symptoms–unless you have a bad doctor, or you've spent decades in the system.

No. 911242

History of means that's what she's telling them.

No. 911243

I really want her to melt her hair the fuck off. Even if it means we don't get to see her. She deserves it. Stupid cunt.

No. 911245

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Spoiler for samefag but tiny pin point pupils and a burn blister on her upper lip I see?

No. 911246

I noticed the thing you're calling a burn blister but I thought it was her tooth ? kek

No. 911247

What a laundry list!

Also the word is "stint", Loony

No. 911249

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She also posted this on ig with a different caption and almost immediately deleted it

No. 911250

thats just how her lips look are you new it looks like shes just been biting the dead skin off her buttlip. she hasn't confirmed it but my active tinfoil is shes on methadone which would give her pinned pupils. doesn't mean shes not shooting too though.

No. 911251

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Already dropping hints that her birthday is coming

No. 911253

You’re probably joking but some diagnoses mean nothing anymore. I mean, Tess Holliday is battling anorexia and clearly beating it.

No. 911254

is that the shit that's been growing around her mouth area?

No. 911257

Cellulitis just means a skin infection, probably related to the abscess (gross). Why is it blacked out though, did she think it meant cellulite or something kek

No. 911261

You can get cellulitis from shooting up so she probably doesn't want that idea out there

No. 911262

When there's other listings implying opiod use and her having an abscess? She just doesn't want anything that sounds close to cellulite on her vanity laundry list of diagnoses lol

No. 911265

she's starting to look like someone facetuned lily cole in to a walleye(sage your shit)

No. 911267

Nonnas haven’t you heard that for some inexplicable reason they decided to collapse disordered eating while a fattie in to anorexia by calling it “atypical anorexia”? Tuna truly is an anachan queen.

No. 911268

Hi Luna, loose weight and get a job you fat fucking bitch. "Boo-hoo you're making my mentalz worse" good you junkie bitch you need to kys(a-logging)

No. 911270

Kek this is so stupid. Emancipated uwu dainty starving fat ana queens will never not make me laugh. It's literally impossible to starve yourself long-term and NOT lose any weight. Losing weight is like 100% about being in calorie deficit, it is physically impossible to consistently be in calorie deficit and not lose weight.

No. 911271

Blog post but still, i only ever met one fat anachan. She was barely started though and was just caught early and went to therapy and got better and then lost the weight naturally and isnt fat. Though when she was caught it was because she hadnt eaten in five days straight and fainted. Think lucinda but before she got far, definetly ana minded fatty that if you let go, will go too far.

Though clearly that is not lunas problem. Luna does not have the will power to starve for five days. She can only starve like that if she were to be high out of her mind for the entire time. The only eating disorder she has is binge eating disorder. And if drug induced anorexia were a thing, which it isnt. Kek

No. 911275

Tuba had “anorexia” for years and every time she comes back after a quiet spell she’s fatter than ever kek

No. 911277

The problem with Tuba is that she WANTS an eating disorder/diagnosis for uwu dainty psych ward tragic girl points, but she doesn't actually HAVE an ed. She just loves the larp.

No. 911283

This 100%

No. 911310

My favorite Tuba ana larp was when she had Lurch wrap his thumb and index fingers around her wrist, kek.

No. 911312

Nonna I believe you but you're wasting your time trying to explain this on lolcow of all places. Realistic conversations about anorexia don't happen here, you're either smelly or you're not and only one of those is seen as anachan

No. 911316

If she listens to the anon who keeps pushing 40vol developer on tunas already over processed hair she very much will melt her hair off.

No. 911408

You can't be diagnosed with anorexia without having a BMI below 18.5. The entire illness is defined by eating far less calories than your body needs. Sure you can have some other eating disorder which is still serious, it's just not anorexia.

No. 911425

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No. 911426

There's more than one doing it.

No. 911428

True, but everyone starts somewhere. Lucinda was 300+ pounds when she started. Now she is less than 70lbs. If she had gotten caught saaayyyy.. at 200lbs, she would still have all the symptoms of someone with anorexia except for the being underweight. And if they gave her a diagnosis of restrictive type eating disorder that could help, but labeling her with anorexia would have put an urgency on her care. Make doctors take it more seriously.

Either way this is derailing the thread and thats stupid. So back to your regularly scheduled luna.

No. 911435

at least where i am, you get diagnosed with EDNOS. which basically means that you fit most of the criteria for anorexia or bulimia but you don’t have significant weight loss.

No. 911436

Yes exactly. If you get diagnosed with EDNOS then you don't have anorexia, which is why it is not called anorexia and has different diagnostic criteria.

No. 911528

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Had to include this post she reblogged because it is oh so ironic kek.

No. 911530

I honestly feel like it would help Luna so much if she moved to Seattle…

No. 911533

Here we go again. WTF is in Seattle, is that where Peter is or something? Getting away from Lurch in general would help, but just moving to another city randomly isn't going to make her any less of a codependent BPD mess.

No. 911536

Moving to another city with a massive homeless and junkie problem would not help her.

No. 911538

She just cycles thru the same 5 things when she posts
She's braindead and boring.

No. 911551

I honestly feel like you're retarded.

No. 911560

There's way better access to beautiful nature in PNW… She could go on walks and connect with the nature which is proven to be extremely helpful for recovering drug addicts. It's also where grunge started…
This is an extremely mean thing to say.(are you lost? this is lolcow.farm)

No. 911561

She’s not going to do that and she doesn’t care about grunge music. She likes Kurt and layne because they are heroin icons.
You are retarded and I’m not really sure why you’re even posting here

No. 911562

taking the bait to say, there are many addicts here. You just do drugs "in nature" instead - but really, the cities and towns are just like anywhere else, and you need to drive to get to anywhere you're imagining the PNW is like.

No. 911581

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she wiped her public instagram and changed the picture

No. 911588

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It’s still up?

No. 911589

Her PUBLIC insta, dumbass. Not the private one

No. 911593

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lurch time

No. 911595

He looks like a mantis with those big ass sunglasses and long head topped off with a tall beanie. Does he wear sunglasses all the time to look hip and young or does he not want to show his high as fuck eyes.

No. 911596

check that nyt article in >>911267, one of the fatties that got an "atypical anorexia" diagnoses was "starving herself" for 19 years without losing weight. using anorexia, even atypical, is a retarded way to label that type of disordered eating. but it means luna technically could be diagnosed with anorexia (atypical)

No. 911599

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No. 911603

is this from kf or does a nonnie have lurch instagram access?

No. 911626

One of the ugliest pics I've seen of him, and he voluntarily uploaded it himself?

No. 911649

They are both definitely on methadone still. She's ballooning up and it's probably because of the methadone, it causes a mean sweet tooth and a lot of people will gain weight pretty rapidly. Makes me think anytime she mentioned going to the clinic before, she was just showing up occasionally when she didn't have heroin. I'm assuming it's a dose and go since she never mentioned getting treatment through the clinic. Also, not white knighting lurch at all because he's filth but he…..genuinely looks more human than I've ever seen him. Lurch probably has more sober time than Luna at this point, he's not all pale and jaundiced, just generally gross now.
Sorry for sperg, I'm a methadone counselor fag.

No. 911651

I always wonder if he knows he's ugly as fuck or is deluded enough to think he's some kind of stud

No. 911824

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had to make sure they were alive. lurch is active on twitter, hes been tweeting about sports and of course, responding to bot-ish womens accounts. they must be on high methadone doses these days, and lunas dose must just put her out of it all day. if shes still mixing benzos too shes definitely just rotating between sleeping and eating all day.

No. 911825

Classic Lurch kek. I suspect Tuna is so high on a combination of benzos & heroin/methadone that she is just completely out of it all day everyday, no time for even reblogging shit online like she used to because she is barely a husk of a person anymore, but that is just my guess. To me her lack of posting implies she is even deeper in drugs (be that benzos or whatever) than before, despite what the occasional wk thinks she used to post and reblog plenty while actively using so it’s clear there’s been no improvement. Perhaps she‘s had a slight realisation of how atrocious her life truly is, and instead of using that as a way to fuel self improvement she has decided to plunge deeper into escapism via drugs.

No. 911829

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i agree with everything you say. spot on basically. lurch seems to be functioning great lately though kek. something i noticed since rereading old threads is that tuna never once mentioned how he felt about roger dying, but over on twitter ive seen him randomly mention his dad and get super emotional multiple times. this was in response to a tweet about someones dead dad.

No. 911831

It seems he has always been the more functional of the two, perhaps down to his age kek. Despite how vile a person he is I have always been curious about his feelings on Roger’s passing and specifically how Tuna milked it online, if he was even aware. It’s clear Tuna didn’t give a fuck unless she could get something out of Roger, which really appears to be how she acts with any person, and used his death solely for sympathy and a way to beg for drug money. I wonder if Lurch was okay with and/or encouraged this. I wonder if he’s constantly running from his feelings or if he doesn’t have any and is just trying to gain sympathy from it all. Either way he’s disgusting, but he is somewhat an enigma to me.

No. 911881

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she’s alive and thankfully so is pumpkin

No. 911916

I like how she just randomly pops up now and then disappears againg for a few weeks. No one cares about your shitty posts tuna

No. 911917

Hard to say that when the most boring insta updates still make it on to this thread kek

No. 912033

File: 1679698956429.jpeg (12.38 KB, 828x185, 3980499D-EC23-413D-BA98-D6DB7D…)

what does this even mean

No. 912040

File: 1679704358632.jpg (200.38 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20230324_173228_Gal…)

No. 912041

I assume she's implying it's yellowed because of cigarette smoke. another attempt at deep, ironic but philosophical tumblr posts

No. 912042

im in bed in the dark and this just legitimately jumpscared me

No. 912043

her body is still so shocking to me for her age, she’s looked like the naked old lady from the shining for years now

No. 912059

downstate ny is such a boring place. she could be partying in the city or working at a bar but instead she’s wasting away at some traphouse

No. 912076

Nice scripts in the background kek

No. 912091

She looks really good here, looks like she's lost lots of weight?

No. 912094

> really good
> lost lots of weight
Is there a level below hell?

No. 912099

I can’t see her hair anymore. Please bleach it already tuna or put some manic panic on it

No. 912102

Kek it's obviously a bad filter pinching her waist in and shrinking her fupa. Her legs are wider than her hips, filter can't handle the Haiti thighs. We saw her like a week ago and she was the fattest she's ever been, she didn't half her body weight in the week she's been offline. if she did she'd be taking pictures of the scales for her ana blog.

No. 912104

Kek, solid call out. Shes always looking for the easy way out; no way shes worked hard at all.

No. 912115

Truly just spent a minute wiping my screen thinking all that hair all over her was shit on my phone

No. 912166

I've made up a funny pun about Luna - Luna Slater is a lunatic (Luna-tic).(sage your shit)

No. 912167

thank you for this hilarious godsend of a non saged contribution, truly stellar content

No. 912177

oddly unsaged noncontributing nonna, this was a nickname (i think one specific) anon made up for her 5 years ago in the thread. it wasn't funny then and it still isn't funny now.

No. 912179

I thought it was pretty funny, she probably didn't sage by accident, no need to be mean bitches to her, the joke was funny.
We could also call her Looners or Looney Tuna lololol

No. 912187

luna is pushing 30, and has coke to terms with the position she is in right now. this thread is on its last leg. i feel like we should just stop making new threads lol

No. 912191

>Has coke to terms
Now this made me laugh kek. It's too bad she's so boring now, she was my favorite cow. But there's 500 posts left in this thread so it'll be fine, I'm hoping for a new saga but it's unlikely at this point.

No. 912197

Well you don't know what she will do in the future. Maybe she will surprise us with a change (good or bad).

No. 912263

>Maybe she will surprise us with a change (good or bad).
kek, wishful thinking nona but i love the optimism

No. 912608

File: 1680284423975.jpeg (76.63 KB, 750x943, DC263614-706E-44E1-8E8A-45ABFC…)

What treatment

No. 912609

File: 1680284508841.jpeg (115.24 KB, 750x1107, 8F795BD5-2D86-4E37-81D0-EC7D43…)

Here’s the caption

No. 912610

Horrifying as always! Why is her face so disgustingly greasy good god. Also kek at her head constantly being this deformed alien shape, is it a filter causing that?

No. 912612

File: 1680284700453.jpeg (98.44 KB, 750x1117, 1020F32C-99C0-48FE-994D-C9094E…)

Please don’t sit on the bathroom floor luna!!!

No. 912615

Gross, maybe she meant C. Diff treatment

No. 912616

her bridge piercing looks like its about to rip out of her face. grody.

No. 912617

Dare I say it? Dare I say she looks a little thinner? Or is it filters working overtime?

No. 912619

File: 1680288553105.jpg (178.17 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20230331_114858_Gal…)

No. 912620

Literally looks like she’s been hit in the face with a shovel kek, not to mention the hideous eyeshadow under her eyes ew.

No. 912633

>treatment saved my life
I doubt it. Another ploy or some tuna bullshit. Just like when she said she was DEFINITELY getting ANY job as soon as she left the airbnbs.
She's still in her shitty government apartment with lurch pretending she's not getting high.

No. 912640

i mean not to whiteknight her, but her arms and legs do look better there. maybe she really does feel like methadone is saving her life. like yea shes getting high but like at least the government or whatever is giving it to her. not like its some huge improvement, but for tuna it is. ofc her nasty ass had to take that picture zooted on the nasty shared bathroom floor but.

No. 912642

That doesn't really mean anything, anon.

No. 912647

People have been claiming the bridge piercing is going to reject any day now for literally YEARS now, like just stop.
No. Are you retarded or just Luna trying to bend reality again?

No. 912649

Maybe I am retarded, but she looks 10lbs lighter imo. Maybe its just a precise pose. It seems like her weight yoyos

No. 912672

It’s just the filters. Her upper arms still look like overstuffed ham hocks

No. 912680

File: 1680439187904.jpeg (59.91 KB, 828x1245, 10F8B991-04F1-4910-999D-1595FD…)

seems like her mom and rlyblondes mom are taking her out for birthday outings. even lurch is pitching in to get her something. i wonder if she does anything for their birthdays? (1/2)

No. 912681

File: 1680439216149.jpeg (196.66 KB, 828x1553, C8F4CCEA-8300-4F43-8C96-64A711…)


No. 912684

You know what would really help my diretionless, unemployed, drug addicted adult child? The one who said my life was over at 50, and hers was just beginning, at nearly 30? Talons. It's been over a decade since she had her talons glued on by a professional. This will be the year everything changes. She will be tapping those claws on a keyboard in a big office one day.

No. 912686

Btw, what happened to the aesthetician school (I think that's what it was) that she wanted to go to?

No. 912688

What, you mean a drug addict made an empty promise? Lol I get what you're saying, nonny. But add it to the list.

No. 912690

Whatever, I’m really proud of Luna. It looks like she’s finally getting her shit together doing treatment, losing weight etc.
I don’t believe she’s a lost cause.

No. 912691

Girl is not sober. Whatever she's supposedly doing to help herself isn't going to work until she lays off the substance abuse. I'll say I'm impressed if she can maintain complete sobriety and loses her deep codependence on others. As in, buying her own shit with her own money. Getting away from Rapa Nui would be most beneficial. Then you'll find me in her corner.

No. 912693

File: 1680463103507.jpg (312.41 KB, 1058x2745, Screenshot_20230402_201650.jpg)

Happy birthday, Luna.

No. 912701

File: 1680473463264.jpg (164.88 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20230402_151136_Gal…)

No. 912703

I just know those are going to look foul within the week

No. 912704

Sorry anon I’m pretty sure she just got a tiny bit thinner because she’s on adderal

No. 912705

Fuck off, retard.

No. 912718

Is she hinting that these are professionally done? I thought they were press-ons bc they look pretty janky. Crooked and ugly, the thumb nail doesn't even cover her whole real nail on the side.

No. 912722

File: 1680491384074.jpeg (196.91 KB, 828x1382, 525CBB05-C560-451A-B7CA-2A71B7…)

No. 912723

File: 1680491530845.jpeg (135.47 KB, 828x1416, 0FBBECB7-3193-47DA-A844-CA5AFD…)

She wants to start getting her nails done at the salon monthly now

No. 912725

i can only imagine how that salon visit went.

No. 912729

the nail techs probably talked to each other in their own language about how fucking bad she stinks

No. 912734

>lashes would make it perfect
This shameless, greedy bitch. The way that she phrased it is like she’s hoping this person interacting with her or someone else who’s reading her comment will pay for her to get lash extensions.

No. 912738

Lashes would make it perfect for what? It’s not like she goes anywhere or does anything. She can take a ton of endless selfies to post on social media? Her nails actually look like shit. And I’m not just saying that to be hateful to Luna, but they don’t look professionally done. Luna is living in a hazy, disconnected reality because of the downers she takes. It must feel so sad to drift through life like a ghost.

No. 912740

So what? Just because she’s mentally ill she doesn’t deserve anything nice? Don’t mentally ill ppl deserve any small pleasures whatsoever when they’re too sick to work and “contribute” to society?

No. 912745

Weak bait but I'll take it. No, she doesn't deserve to spend other people's money on luxuries for herself. Even when she gets a birthday gift she doesn't say thank you and implies it wasn't a perfect gift because her mom didn't let her get lashes at the same time.
Luna isn't a typical ~mental illness warrior. She spends 100% of "her money" on herself and has no bills because her dad pays all of them. She's a trust fund kid. She's too lazy and entitled to get government handouts for the disabled because it's easier to sit at home mooching off her family and the 2 "friends" who pity her.
Happy 27th birthday Luna, glad your dad didn't get you anything because he's been paying your rent for a year kek

No. 912750

No they don't. Fuck off parasite bitch.

No. 912760

Must've spent some inheritance dough on getting nails as a teenager. Took her nowhere in life tho.

No. 912761

Must've spent some inheritance dough on getting nails as a teenager. Took her nowhere in life tho.

No. 912762

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No. 912763

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No. 912764

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No. 912766

The highlighter scribbled under the eyebrows…

No. 912768

She is gigantic what a hambeast. To all the irritating wks are you really proud of this? Nothing has changed kek.

No. 912777

This stinky fat bitch, nails are much easier upkeep than lashes not to mention lashes are expensive af every 2-3 weeks, yet theyre still an expense. With what money? Plus you have to be sanitary. With what hygiene? On the other hand watching her get a massive eye infection from lack of proper care would be an entertaining saga. We've seen the underside of her nails before. The way she feels entitled to luxuries that everyone else actually makes income to afford is a joke.

No. 912778

I also think they look like press on. I saw it didn't cover the thumb immediately. 10/10 they are just glued on by someone else. Probably not even a salon.

No. 912780

she looks like she hangs out at biker bars and would beat you up for a cigarette

No. 912786

File: 1680557836437.jpg (1.22 MB, 3024x4032, 20230403_210740.jpg)

Yearbook anon here, finally delivering. I apologize for the wait, I've been going through some shit myself. Admittedly, when I said I was going to get my yearbooks down from the attic, I tried 3, maybe 4 times to get them down. The final time, my stepfather got pissed at me for going into the attic, and I never went back up there since, until we recently moved. That’s a whole other story, lawl. I presume someone else may have came forward with yearbook pics, given the time between my posts, but I still wanted to deliver.

This was from our senior year at Mamaroneck Highschool, 2013-2014. This photo was shot at the beginning of the school year in late 2013. Funnily enough, a friend at university actually talked to me about this board! I forget how the conversation started, but she was shocked I went to school with “Tuna” Slater. I just went back into older threads and read a few posts from a classmate (I think I know who, based on their story), talking about how Luna sold her friend fent? Man, I don’t feel sorry no more.

Now, did y’all want other yearbook pics than senior year? Have any other classmates come forward?

No. 912787

God dammit, my bad. I won't rotate any others in paint.

No. 912789

when I click to enlarge, it rotates the right way
Tell some high school tales pls anon

No. 912791

Please post more pics if you have any! Thanks for coming through nona, even if it took half a decade kek.

No. 912792

Odd, I can't find my original post(s). I've known her since middle school. As you've already heard countless times; totally different before Lurch, good grades, family issues, etc etc. I wasn't /that/ close with her, but I can confirm that she asked me for money on facebook around the same time as other people on here said she did to them. I still feel bad, who am I kidding- but some of the shit she's done is down right terrible. I'm thankful y'all spoiler the pr0n stuff. I once saw a pic of her on kiwifarms and it broke my heart. She was part of the crew at C-Wall, where everyone used to smoke (There used to be an actual wall there, that was taken down a long time ago, and everyone used to smoke there. It was still called "C-Wall" for a looong time. Now, they renovated it so much, I don't even think the zoomers at MHS smoke there.). I was a huge fuckin autist back then, I should be more of a lolcow than her, but I never would've thought she'd have the notoriety she does now, considering how she was back then. I've seen her canvas art, even helped her carry it once. Pretty good stuff, but, like others have said, she never progressed. I remember when she got that alien tattoo and everyone legit thought it was cool. I remember meeting her in art class at Hommocks (middle school) and she pinched me until I had a mark, after I got in an argument with her friend (she got in trouble and we made up- I was, admittedly, being an autist). Part of me wants her to kick that asshole Lurch out of her life and get help, like we told her countless times at school, but the other part is struggling to accept the same cool girl from school. I'm having trouble remembering the name of the girl whose friend Luna sold fent to, and the person who said their parents paid Luna's rent once; that I can confirm is real. I remember a post about a teacher saying people should look up to Luna for costume inspiration during spirit week- "spirit week" rings a bell, I'll take a look through the books.

Sorry for my sporadic posting style, it's midnight where I am, lawl.

Aye, cheers. I don't wanna blueball you guys any longer. I gotta with these pics, I gotta get to work in 7 hours and need sleep, but I promise not to go dark like that again.
I could also swear all posts would be displayed as they were being typed in realtime. Maybe the board made some functional changes- sorry I'm newfigging L4WLZ0RZ
Ok, lemme grab my (shitty) phone…

No. 912793

are you the anon who hooked luna up with the bunk acid?

No. 912794

File: 1680565023854.jpg (1.71 MB, 4032x3024, lunayearbook11thgrade.jpg)

No lol. Most I've ever done was marijuana, and that was /after/ highschool.

Right, here's 2012, Junior year (may as well go in reverse order)

No. 912795

File: 1680565124193.jpg (1.35 MB, 4032x3024, lunayearbook10thgrade.jpg)

shitty phone REEE

2011, sophomore year

No. 912796

File: 1680565176488.jpg (2.81 MB, 4032x3024, lunayearbook9thgrade.jpg)

2010, freshman year

No. 912797

File: 1680565228795.jpg (2.12 MB, 4032x3024, lunayearbook8thgrade.jpg)

2009, 8th grade

No. 912798

So the eye thing ISN’T just from dope…

No. 912799

File: 1680565308084.jpg (2.05 MB, 4032x3024, lunayearbook7thgrade.jpg)

2008, 7th grade

Sorry mods, I ain't flooding orz

No. 912800

File: 1680565356928.jpg (2.71 MB, 4032x3024, lunayearbook6thgrade.jpg)

Finally, 2007, 6th grade.

No. 912801

File: 1680566022459.jpg (1.4 MB, 3614x2538, mhs_yearbooks.jpg)

Not to post dox, but I found something in the directory from '07. Her parental guardians are Elizabeth (grandmother?) and someone named Robert Leskovac. Odd.
Welp, off to bed, I gotta get a lil bit of sleep before I get buttfugged at work tomorrow. See y'all either tomorrow or Wednesday. o7

No. 912802

this bitch had braces? omg

No. 912803

I know, right? It has been mentioned before but I thought it was an exaggeration by nonas to really drive home she was ~privileged. Mamaroneck and Westchester County nonas, please spare us the ackchyually Luna wasn’t even that rich spiel.

No. 912807

This made me jump. I wouldn't have chosen to share that picture, but you do you Tuna.

No. 912817

omg she looks like a different person in these

No. 912821

Shah asif.. now I have Wayne's World in my head.

No. 912823

This makes me sad! Look how normal she was! Now she is fat and ugly, a real American tragedy. What a waste.

No. 912833


She had braces and let her teeth get all crooked and fucked up again from drug abuse what a waste

No. 912835

Teeth naturally move back somewhat after braces, but she certainly fucked them up by having the hygiene of a junkie

No. 912838

she kind of looked like charlotte arnold in naturally sadie back then. i would never have thought that that's tuna.

No. 912849

imagine peaking at 14.

No. 912853

Do you think Sydney Segal remembers Tuna?

No. 912856

fucking kek underrated comment

No. 912873

File: 1680690649509.jpeg (25.89 KB, 500x375, 563DDB2B-4306-46E0-9B5C-FB906A…)

>mfw you make that comparison
Kek nonna take it back I had a huge crush on Charlotte Arnold as a teen she was WAY cuter. Holly J forever.

No. 912890

Can't find any other substantial pics of Luna in the yearbook, aside from two club photos in sophomore and junior years. I gotta look deeper for any pics of Spirit Week, if there are any (maybe that was middle school, my memory is hazy). I see she's wearing her denim jacket she did some cool DIY punk studs n such to in her photo club picture. She really did have a good knack for alt fashion, back then. She wore gothic lolita stuff sometimes and it was pretty based (I forget what /cgl/ calls it– "ensemble"?). I need to find my old iphone pics, if they're even backed up anywhere; maybe there's something there.
I miss the old her, man.

No. 912892

rich westchester trash crying about some other rich westchester trash junkie get real and move to the city you pussy lol(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 912894

Sage your bullshit

No. 912898

5 years later nonna delivers, thanks!

I live in Manhattan and it blows lol, no, don't to the city

It's a dumb off site troll

No. 912903


No. 912912

Luna woukd really suit the cottagecore aesthetic.

No. 912916

File: 1680777336282.jpeg (57.04 KB, 828x1099, 6DCB227C-11BA-4249-B345-C29FEE…)

Damn, 50 Cent. Somehow the count is up to nine despite ~sObRiEtY~

No. 912918

wasnt it 6 last time just less than a year ago? honestly and truly sad. actually makes me feel bad for her.

No. 912920

I feel like she's making shit up or her brain is so fried she can't even actually keep track. Probably upped the number because it's "cool" to OD

No. 912923

someone else on there probably also mentioned od'ing multiple times and she had to one up them to prove she's the sickest and most tragic of them all

No. 912925

Boo hoo I do a drug that makes me pass out from respiratory depression! I'm so dumb I do it every day even though it made me almost die 9 times! I just wanna take enough to functionally be dead, but if I actually die I can't keep killing myself! This is exactly the same level of tragedy as almost drowning! Pity me!

No. 912927

Fuck off you've clearly got no idea how fucking near-impossible to beat opioid addiction is. She's made some typical young person mistakes it's not a reason to cheer on her dying wtf. This thread is absolutely deranged.(infighting)

No. 912928

Not ayrt but if she really wanted to get clean she would be speaking from experience. It is sad but Luna has a pattern of constantly needing attention and it's stayed steady for years. I was reading some of her threads from 5 years ago and aside from her hair color not much changed, she's still a vapid attention seeker more than anything. You can't tell me >>912916 isn't basically saying she's the ~*most broken of them all*~.

No. 912929

Nayrt but so what?? She CHOSE to do heroin in 2014, with all information and sources we already had back then. She BEGGED to Lurch to inject her because she wanted to be cool like Courtney love. It's been almost 10 years my dude it's completely her fault

No. 912930

Please brush up on the tuna lore anon. She's romanticized drug addiction and did this on purpose because she thinks the self imposed suffering is cool and edgy

No. 912934

how about no? i’m bored of tuna’s entitled boring life. go ask luna yourself, or touch grass idiot(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 912935

wow, boo hoo, we have to hear some weirdo talk about the pathetic life of some loser from a very affluent part of new york who has a rich family and two junkie parents who care enough to fund her life at almost 30 years old

No. 912938

There are a lot of addicts like Luna, and they all get smothered with pity into an early grave. Enabling people to continue to kill themselves because it's "too hard" for them to stop is a deadly mistake. Of course it's fucking hard, getting off that shit is the most difficult thing you'll ever do, and you'll never bother to do it if people are coddling you and making excuses for your "disease" hurts but it's true. Road to hell is paved with good intentions.

No. 912941

Anyone got screencap of her instagram post, it was a bottle of La Roche Posay Retinol serum and Pop Beauty Lit AF essence. Clicked on the notif too late, it was already deleted for some reason. Probably got self conscious she's showing off and won't help ebegging.

No. 912944

i seriously still dont understand how this bitch goes through products so quickly. she must schmear it on so thick. plus skincare anons and people in her comments have pointed out the amount of active ingredients she uses is only harming her skin. she needs to find a simple cleanser, serum, and lotion routine and STICK to it. trying out tons of random products that look good to her haphazardly is just some of the stupidest shit she does.

No. 912945

Yes it is. Taking up did isn't just a dumb young person mistake. She's nothing but a fat useless thieving piece of shit resource suck and the world would be better without her.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 912947

File: 1680829659920.jpeg (152.33 KB, 828x1429, 78728E1D-0BFD-4A96-9F99-851F6A…)

swear she gets markers every year

No. 912952

I can't wait to see the ugly, low effort art she'll make

No. 912954

We all know it's going to be drawings of needles, pill bottles and shit like 3edgy5u cherubs smoking a joint or something nona. We all know how consistent our dear Tuna is

No. 912973

Damn they couldn't even splurge on real copics for you? Unbelievable. These ones don't look as cool because they aren't the brand name, dang, bummer.

No. 912986

wow. cheap amazon copic markers. damn bitch, you couldn’t get them to get you something more professional at blicks? so you have to use coloured water in a plastic tube. rich westchester vibesss.

as a new york nonna i am glad she’s in a shit position. most people would love to be in the position she was given in the past

No. 912987

not wk-ing at all but how many times are you going to use "rich westchester vibes" like its a dig? we get it, you live in new york.

No. 912988

Most people would actually not love to be a heroin-addled 20 something living with a human syringe twice their age in a dingy apartment. Seek help and or take meds.

No. 912989

Not to WK but these are such retarded nitpicks. When she gets copics everyone talks shit about how expensive markers are wasted on her, when she gets Amazon markers ya'll complain that they're too cheap kek.

No. 912990

nobody cares about your dumbass opinions you stupid retard

No. 912991

rich family members idiot

No. 912992

I hope you get raped worthless fucking piece of filth(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 912994

I think they were supposed to be sarcastic

No. 912998

>TIL lolcow dot farm is for shitting on people
Uh okay?

No. 913002

You're dumb asf and don't belong here KEK, the marker comments were definitely sarscam

No. 913003

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No. 913004

All hail our skinny emancipated kween uwu

No. 913005

i know she has freckles but god damn it looks like someone splattered shit on her chest

No. 913007

she has the worst stretchmarks i've ever seen on someone in their 20s.

No. 913008

She is obese all right but this picture seems a nice way to catfish a nice and successful african american who doesn't know how saggy she is

No. 913017

kill yourself you edgy retard.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 913018

imagine responding to the bait. this is why women can’t be president folks! we are all fucking retarded

No. 913023

NTA but please follow your own advice

No. 913050

File: 1681155433779.jpeg (9.78 KB, 275x275, 1676181402292.jpeg)

CP bump

No. 913052

File: 1681164876128.jpeg (Spoiler Image,113.04 KB, 750x1127, 3A6139C1-7DD2-4062-8FCE-214E4B…)

I don’t think is milk, is just an ugly pic of luna wearing underwear she found at a thrift shop, apparently

No. 913053

I'm crying at the curved door

No. 913054

File: 1681165626259.jpeg (Spoiler Image,105.06 KB, 750x1112, 73F23862-1E18-4112-8BD4-247195…)

Look at this other one lmao
Never ending sex work saga i guess

No. 913056

Wtf is the ring of shit on her lips? Resin from smoking??

No. 913057

File: 1681168979612.jpeg (437.82 KB, 1290x1971, E6EBAFAC-6DF7-4CB2-ADEC-B26677…)

new tuna art

No. 913060

Not the curved door kek Tuba can't even photoshop herself properly, still a walking natural disaster as expected. I guess when you can't diet and exercise you just shoop the fat away, huh?

No. 913061

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No. 913062

File: 1681177691669.jpeg (286.35 KB, 1290x2226, B183F757-BA01-495C-B873-3A6FA5…)

No. 913063

File: 1681177915904.jpeg (Spoiler Image,586.59 KB, 1290x3892, 99D62E71-158C-4F8D-A858-782A15…)

Full versions of >>913054 and >>913052 from her tumblr

No. 913065


Yeah damn, that government traphouse has some WEIRD curved walls. Lmfaooooo tuna

No. 913066

And what do you know >>912954 was correct, right on schedule we got that 3edgy5u self harm art!

No. 913068

she's almost 30 jfc

No. 913069

it's almost like i'm psychic…

No. 913070

she took a deep breath and sucked the door in

No. 913074

what's the url of her wish list? I'm just curious

No. 913075

Wonderful priorities and nice guilt tripping Tuna kek I pray nobody is stupid enough to buy her this shit

No. 913077

Are those track marks on her legs??
Also who tf buys second hand underwear

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No. 913079

LMFAO underrated comment I kek’d irl

No. 913080

if she did get it from a thrift store there isn’t a chance she washed it oh god

No. 913083

she used to shoot up in her legs bc her arms are fucked. it probably just left scars. l

No. 913087

she didn’t post the url just a couple screenshots of the things she wants

No. 913089

No to WK, but.. Looking at it today, it looks like an oval mirror on the door behind her

No. 913091

The other side is warped too, look closer especially at the second photo.

No. 913102

topkek underrated fucking comment

No. 913103

yeah, because it's an oval. that's what ovals do.

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i don’t think it is. she’s just got the camera at a weird angle. other anon is right, ppl are laughing at an oval mirror.

No. 913118

Oh damn, you're actually right. It's definitely a mirror, not a warped wall.

No. 913121

I meant the other side of the door dipshit
Ah okay yeah I see it now

No. 913128

That mole on her arm is so gross. Like, I get that people have moles but that on top of her rapidly developing Haiti arms/bingo wings is just so foul. Like at least get a shitty tattoo of a witch's face so it blends in better.

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thought it was supposed to be
lurch gift to her >>912680

No. 913148

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It's a Daniel Johnston tattoo, retard.

Anyway, it's nice to see Luna happy and doing well, I really hope she's finally clean now and will start applying for jobs soon. She's definitely managed to lose a ton of weight so hopefully she keeps up!!! Fingers crossed.

No. 913149

there’s a fat mole on her arm above the tattoo. dumby.

No. 913154

the way anons in lunas thread always respond to bait astounds me

No. 913159

Ignore >>913148 she’s being purposely dense to bait.

No. 913165

Sage for unabashed autism but the silhouette of these earphones with the case kind of resembles the Daniel Johnston creature Luna has tattooed. Only kind of, though.

No. 913168

Can't keep her lies straight.

No. 913174

I'm late to the party but this little read had me fucking cackling thanks for saying something nonnie, check out the future and past cards both being "charity" pentacle cards, as a tarotfag I'd like to say that these really are perfect cards for Tuna.

No. 913176

Can you explain why? I know nothing about tarot, perhaps other nonitas are in the same boat and would also appreciate the lesson.

No. 913181

I'm curious as well. And I think it applies to the tuna story to get a quick lesson.

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No. 913185

god can you retards stop off topic derailing? nobody cares about your obsession with some junkie from ny stop it(sage your shit)

No. 913186

hey idiot. wrong door. dickhead

No. 913189

Her eyebrows always make her look like the thinking emoji

No. 913190

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luna please clean a little I can’t take it anymore

No. 913193

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No. 913194

christ I wish she'd at least get some pet spray shampoo from Amazon? looks like she's never brushed that cat in its life.

learn to sage your retarded reply to a two day old post.

No. 913196

So are we just gonna ignore that her legs are so blurred they look fused together

No. 913197

Jesus fuck do not zoom in on her lips… they’re scalloped somehow? and that lil peg tooth sticking out too

No. 913198

The greasy cat and the dirty, stained bedsheets full of crumbs and/or bugs is disgusting. Tuna you literally had a fresh start in a clean place….. kek

No. 913199

all those black spots are flea dirt, that cat is infested

No. 913200

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No. 913204

Her pupils are borderline nonexistent kek

No. 913206

Or her eyes.

No. 913207


I found this interesting (to me anyway) read on junkies and bad hygiene.

No. 913208

dont zoom in on this image if you want to keep your sanity. please change your sheets tuna. not even gonna mention the state of the cats hair in case any cat-rage anons are here. the amount of filth she can stand is always what gets me.

No. 913209

No. 913210

This is scary

No. 913221

Imagine the absolute stench of their room… stale cigarettes, bad weed, litter box, B.O., no doubt piss in cartons… ugh

No. 913224

The cat’s fur is so confusing to me. It’s just so greasy and unkempt, so odd for such a young cat. But then I notice the bed sheets and it starts to make sense. All of it is really really gross and I don’t want to think of the bugs they must have in that room.

No. 913226


Tbh my first thought was a collection of blood stains from shooting up. She probably lays every which way to get all of the selfies angles and I can see her doing it more as she's freshly doped up hence the blood. Either way which way…grim.

No. 913228

I can see it nona kek

No. 913243

i think its just regular dirt from the floor. between the cat and their filthy fucking feet its no wonder its all over the bed

No. 913244


Maybe she washed her and the fur is still wet?

No. 913245

that wall is fucking gross

No. 913246

lmao, the idea of Luna washing her pet when she can't even wash her clothes, floor, or self. Topkek.

No. 913253

Pumpkin is has liver problems, matted/greasy fur is typically a sign of liver problems… Or some other health issues that this selfish bitch obviously doesn't care about. Poor kitty, she's obviously depressed and in poor health, she needs to see a vet ASAP!!!

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I don't think this was posted here. Milk from her Reddit account kek

No. 913259


No. 913260

it was posted two months ago you stupid fuck. don't post unsaged if you haven't lurked.

No. 913273

yeah? this thread is 3 months old and I haven’t seen it? show me you stupid cunt add get help for your anger issues(infighting)

No. 913275

Massively fat and flabby almost 30 year old woman still pretending like she's a quirky uwu bean from Tumblr. 2012 was a decade ago, sweetheart, you're old and disgusting so please move on!

No. 913281

Clonidine is for ptsd night terrors. At 3x/day I bet she gets light headed and numb hands/feet pretty easily as it is also a (albeit pretty shitty) blood pressure med. Quetiapine is for psychosis, depression, and sleep.

No. 913285

She's fat, flabby and disgusting, but how. Is a 27 yo old kek just because she isn't 17 doesn't mean she's OLD.

No. 913288

Younger gen z is gonna spiral so hard when they turn 24 lmaooo

No. 913295

is no one else going to mention how she is using a cheap brush meant for humans, on her cat? A brush like that isn't going to do much for a cat's fur.

No. 913310

You sound unnecessarily mean and like an immature teen. 30 is not old and she isn’t even 30 yet, she’s 27. She still has lots of time to get a decent job, go to college or beauty school or whatever and have a better life than you bitchass will ever have.

No. 913312

This is Tuna's tumblr stalker. Ma'am, get a life, Tuna is never going to be your friend.

No. 913313

i think fakeboi has a permaban, but that anon is just as retarded for thinking tuna could go to college or beauty school. bitch can't even wash herself or hold up the hygenic standards needed to work with clients. she isn't old, but she definitely doesn't have much of a chance at this point.

No. 913315

Nta or the other anon but I don't get this way of thinking, it's clearly about her age. She's not 40 years old. Even if she could wash herself or whatever you'd still say it was too late.
And honestly I've seen people who were doing worse than Luna and managed to get better, for example Lucinda is an unmedicated schizo and got a job lol

No. 913324

forgive me if im taking the bait, but its not about her age its about her mindset. even when she was 20 years old she still had no chance because luna doesn't want to try. she doesn't want to put in any effort. all she wants to do is get fucked up on drugs and hoard and collect useless items like clothing, makeup/skincare, and cheap cheap trinkets. if she really wanted to do anything to improve her life she would. shes on methadone now which is a step up from abusing street drugs but she still isn't really trying. shes complacent and comfortable in her dirty disgusting body and surroundings and is likely to never get "better" unless you consider better as getting on ssi and maybe getting a better section 8 apartment. its not worth comparing her to lucinda because they have completely different situations, lucinda isn't a drug addict and iirc has an affluent family with connections.

No. 913334

Lucinda is also an actual talented artist and is dying of heart failure. Apples to oranges. Let's stick to the topic, please

No. 913354

luna did go to college and gives several excuses as to why she quit after a single semester. she's never been back to college, she never tries to get at least a part time job (like many recovering addicts do), and she never tries to even do anything with her art or "poetry." luna cannot get better because this is her baseline. this is not her rock bottom. she's been like this since she started fucking her mom's drug dealer like 7 years ago and she's not gonna change.

No. 913355

this whole “i hope she gets better boo hoo” conversation we have every couple of months is so tired. she is never going to get better people. she won’t leave lurch, she isn’t going to get clean, she has no desire to. her parents are addicts and her friends are enabling trash. no one in her life is pushing her to be better, nor do they really care (even if they claim to). she has no real incentive to change and so long as she keeps her druggie luck, she will continue living on the very edge of society as long as she can without falling off completely. and i don’t care how young she is. in fact i think she gets worse the older she gets. she’s more entitled, lazy, and unmotivated than she’s ever been and it’s just going to accelerate the closer she gets to 30. she does all the typical shitty things most unrepentant addicts do: lying when it suits her, playing the victim for sympathy points, acting entitled and abusive when she doesn’t get her way. if she had any redeeming qualities, we would have seen them by now. but she doesn’t.

not everyone can be helped. not everyone wants to change.

No. 913370

She's on suboxone. She was only taking methadone to kick during that one period. Lurch goes to the methadone clinic and since they're closed on Sundays, most likely just saved his take home dose on Sunday for a month or two and then gave it to her when she kicked.

No. 913387

its definitely tinfoil but i've just figured she was on it since this >>910680 picture she drew with the takehome bottle and then another one that said "governmend heroin" but maybe i've just been reading too much into it? i just figured maybe subs werent working out for her, but methadone seems like more of a personal failure to her so she hasn't mentioned it. its not "aesthetic" enough for her. do subs get people high and comatose all day like methadone seems to do? not to blog but i don't know much about subs but my mom has been on methadone most of my life and she is like a zombie especially when she was on a higher doseage.

No. 913403

Nope, 25 mg is the highest suboxone dosage since anything over that doesn't do anything. Methadone doesn't make you a zombie unless you're purposefully on a high enough dose to get high. But Tuba was just using Lurch's stockpiled Sunday dose. She never actually dosed at the clinic.

No. 913413

I've been visiting/following the Lunaverse since the very beginning, and I still don't know what's going on with her lips/mouth.

No. 913425

A combo of dermatitis, dirt, crusty makeup, making a weird pucker that shows the inside of her lips, buck teeth, and filter/editing abuse.

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No. 913432

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she double posted a ton of shit to tumblr but this caption is new

No. 913433

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this bitch is on so many pills ft. assumed 5 finger discount

No. 913436

the bare refill for a moisturizer she never bought is killing me. i don't even think she's able to pump it out as intended, she has to unscrew the top off every time and wipe the tube from the pump on her face or something.

No. 913437

How many fresh journals and sketchbooks does she need only to doodle and scribble the same shit in over and over.
Imagine all the side effects of all those meds. She's just fucking her body up more and more but hey at least she has some pills to show off during her aesthetic photo shoots.

No. 913441

Ugh that cutesy useless container she has her pills in. Some plastic crap she stole from a cvs or something. And those ugly garbage slippers. Why does she need so much junk? Especially living in a single room with another person.

No. 913442

Trying to fill that BPD hole

No. 913444


Holy shit, that's a body/mind numbing ++weight gain pharma combo!!

No. 913448

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No. 913450

buy some bleach luna, your hair will be looking GREAT after its platinum blonde! make sure to let it sit for a whole hour to really soak it all in!

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No. 913463

no luna, you are in fact not baby

No. 913468

She has a tiktok? Kek we need to find her account

No. 913473

it also suprised me, i'm sure the url is a combo of her usual uwubabyshitface1996 shit, some anon who has the app should try and look for it

No. 913475

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this could be it. no tiktoks posted to verify and i can't see who she's following without an account.

No. 913476

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No. 913477

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i only hope she washes her hands before making bracelets to sell

No. 913478

Nah. Just get a job that actually pays. You're not going to make shit making junk with pretty beads when hundreds of others do it better than you and actually have customers who want it.

No. 913480

this is her way of saying "pls someone buy me supplies to make myself bracelets"

she's been super bold with asking her followers to buy her stuff lately. especially gross since NONE of it is necessary. she wants a brand new journal because she saw someone else had an art journal lmao meanwhile she has so many art journals that are likely full of blank pages but she wants a brand new one just because. this loser claims to be poor but has zero clue about the value of a dollar and has zero appreciation of any of the stuff she owns, all the thoughts that run through her head revolve around "what am i gonna ask for next?"

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No. 913484

Dumb nitpick, but that cigarette is all filter.

No. 913486

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No. 913488

luna tiktok saga when?

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No. 913493

can't spend $15 for beads to make things to sell, but has $15 for led lights?

No. 913494

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fixed it for u tuna babe x

No. 913499

Luna so lacking in creativity she's stealing ideas from the girl who sent her hello kitty chains

No. 913503

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almost like when you walked all over her and made her lose her section 8 housing?

No. 913505

Poor little lard ass needs pills from mommy.

No. 913507

I had this exact same thought, just didn't say anything because I couldn't remember the girl's name. She's absolutely copying her kek

No. 913508

I’ve always wondered why she never tried out video formats. She could make ALR amounts of money from hatewatchers

No. 913509

I love that she buys her own medallions. She so badly wants to be unique but she is the mirror image of most girls in rehab — BPD, wasting money on Temu type shit, obsessed with her appearance (but not lifestyle), collecting sobriety coins without actually working a sober program and can’t function without her gabapentin & seroquel.

No. 913511

>too nice to the point of letting people walk all over her
Like YOU? When you want her to pay for your tattoos and piercings and whatever else you can't steal. Oh yeah, and ofc her pills which is the only reason you wanna talk to her now. You're not fooling anyone lmao

No. 913514

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No. 913516

She's far too stupid to try to have a business of her own. She's begging for $15 for beads, but spends $15 on lights. Make that shit make sense.
Good. I'm glad that someone in your life is finally fucking rude to you.Hopefully she stays rude to you. I hope you never get to mooch off her again, you obese idiot.
Here's to hoping she's not going to show up at her mom's place unannounced.

No. 913517

Floppy ass titties cannot be saved by the filters kek. She always looks so bad

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No. 913523

Definitely in a transportation van to the methadone clinic

No. 913524

Can someone explain to me how they’re affording rent right now? I know they were squatting before, but is lurch making money dealing drugs and using it to pay rent? What program could they be eligible for with zero attempts at gaining employment or any conditions that would make it so they can’t work? I don’t remember it ever being stated, and I’m just shocked that they’ve both gone so long without being employed, and never actually on the streets

No. 913525

The fact that these are the filtered, face tuned, makeup, posed, WINNING pictures she's chosen to post makes me want to see the losers.

No. 913526

i knew she had to be on it, this is definitive proof shes on methadone now. that anon saying she was only taking lurches sunday dose was full of shit. why shes out of it all day and suddenly gained like 20+ pounds.

No. 913530

right? when I look this grubby I dont take and post selfies.

No. 913531

The lashes are like an inch longer than her eyes she looks so ridiculous

No. 913534

Her dad got her into government housing, but since she's not disabled or has kids she gets a 0 bedroom shared bathroom flophouse.

No. 913536

>she gets a 0 bedroom shared bathroom flophouse.
Do you mean she also has to share her sleeping quarters? As in several beds per room + shared bathroom? ESLFag, sorry.

No. 913537

I think anon means it's just a singular room, no other rooms like bathroom or kitchen. Just 4 walls and their dirty ass floor.

No. 913540

All the free time in the world to look up makeup tutorials and Tuna's brows still look like skidmarks

No. 913542

They don't seem to be in a backseat of an Uber. Lurch seems to be driving. Did he lease/borrow/steal a car?

No. 913543

hes not driving, looks like hes looking down on his phone. government van on the way to the methadone clinic for sure, thats why hes got a mask on.

No. 913547

Kek, lurch doing anything…

No. 913550

Doesn't Lurch allegedly have a seizure disorder or something? If that IS true and not just seizures from withdrawing or ODs then he can't drive I'm pretty sure, unless NY laws are different.

No. 913556

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No. 913559

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Why is she making this exact expression in the left photo

No. 913560

how could they have been 'missing' when she doesn't own anything for them to get lost in?

No. 913561

Don't be so insensitive anon, you know she lost ~182% of her belongings~

No. 913562

I hope her eyelashes are just from a filter because they look comical.

No. 913563

They got lost in the cheap cheap hoard from Amazon

No. 913564

glasses can be really expensive and sometimes people go for way too long to get their prescriptions upgraded because of it. this useless twat not only gets them for free but doesn't even use them and refuses to take care of them.

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