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No. 927314
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Previous Thread:
>>920554The Basics:
>Luna is a 27 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 9 times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being pennilessHistorical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her faceCurrent Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now>she vapes nowLatest Milk:
>shows off her no less than gargantuan size on snapchat at group >>920562>someone called her "kinda chunky" in group and she whines on instagram >>921299, >>921321, >>921382, >>921436>off her gourd makeup + filter free selfies are posted >>921465>pumpkin, retaliating against the awful life luna gives her, attacks her and scratches her face >>921639, >>921644>playing bass again at group >>921977>throwback photos of lurch >>922340, >>922341, >>922342, >>922343, >>922344>gets a microwave and tv, shows off a new shot of the hovel >>922506>pretends shes not stealing on instagram >>922749, >>922754>another full body shot drops >>922969, >>922970>more bass playing occurs >>923282, lore about lurchs nail/foot fetish dropped in comments >>923303>continues makes vaping her whole personality and shows off her dirty mouthpiece >>923297>obsession with creme savers begins >>923482>eats 2400 calories in creme savers in 2 days >>923758>goes on a date night with lurch to the movies looking like this >>924254, >>924264>finally gets an ID, a marriage or job to follow? >>924602>mom in hospital saga begins >>924789>first time admitting its a lifting haul on tumblr >>925367, then tries to claim its a "gift from bestie" on insta >>925411>claims mom has head injury, is delusional, and locked out of her apartment >>925529>starts posting on shoplifting reddit >>925701, >>925702>more on tuna mom >>925738>someone points out that her story about her mom sounds suspiciously a lot like a story luna once told about her dad >>925787>first photo of "sober bestie" appears, she has a beer >>926083>steals clorox wipes >>926087>her once a year change of bedding >>926153>she hopes to get a benzo script soon >>926365>tuna mom is suddenly fine and going to buy her bleach >>926677>oh no, she ruined her hair! >926719, >>926728>new hair dropped >>926767>reveals how she shoplifts on reddit >>926906>bleaches hair again >>927075, >>927076>final results >>927081, >>927085, >>927086SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnieshttps://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82 No. 927315
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No. 927320
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>>927319Of course, meanwhile she had posted these on ig but quickly deleted because it shows the real color and how badly compromised her hair is. The ends look ready to melt off
No. 927324
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No. 927369
>>927320I’m crying. If she had just taken the time to watch a few videos on YouTube or wasn’t a total tard this wouldn’t look like this. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out “hey, my mid lengths are way darker than my roots or ends, I should do something about that”.
Like… use a color remover to remove the box dye? I mean they sell them at Sally’s. Then she could have started with a cleaner slate.
Or she could have just applied bleach to the darkest parts of her hair first, saving her ends from melting off. Instead she just slapped it on with her hands, with too much developer and no sectioning, and when she saw her hair was like chewed gum, decided to process again. And then, even though the majority of her hair is reddish orange, she probably used wella t-18 , a violet based toner, which only worked on her hot roots.
She’s going to lose about 10-12inches of length because of her dumb fuckery.
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No. 927461
>>927320>I forgot how long my hair isIs she getting more retarded or does she have dementia?
She hasn't had a haircut in 2 years. How do you 'forget' you havent had a haircut in years? Has she lost all sense of object permanence and thinks if she cuts her hair it will never get longer?
I bet she forgot why she had to cut her hair last time too kek. Just keep bleaching Tuna, you'll get the right color eventually! She's stuck in a loop and will keep repeating herself until Lurch or ebil dad dies.
No. 927505
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>>927425 That´s an old myth anon. I hope you´re not a hairdresser.
>>927480 maybe she tried to bleach again and is now bald kek
No. 927509
>>927425>>927505Bleach works for as long as it stays wet, but you know Tuna didn’t put it under a shower cap or anything to keep it from drying out, so I guess the effect is the same. It probably dried out in some parts and not others as she was applying it, so that will not have helped the patchiness.
I really thought that someone who is as fixated on appearance as Luna would have put more emphasis on getting this right - even if she’s too broke for a salon to do it or to get the right products (though she could probably steal something more appropriate than what she used), the application and care is not there. I guess it’s just another manifestation of her sloppiness.
No. 927551
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You’re more like a black hole, tuna
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No. 927583
>>927314>>927509>>927509That's not how bleach works my
nonnie. EVEN IF STILL WET, the bleach loses majority of its bleaching power about 50 mins after mixing- meaning no, bleach is not powerful enough to lift your hair color after around 30-40 mins. I hope yall don't kill your hair, because leaving that inactive bleach on your hair after 30 mins is what's frying yall.
No. 927601
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looks like she’s found a new filter they gives her a comically sharp heart shaped face
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No. 927658
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Keekkkk a rare fake from the 90s. Ok tuna
No. 927670
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No. 927672
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(no milk no sage)
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No. 927681
>>927639Her hair is obviously wet in this picture I work at a hair salon there's no such thing as porous hair lol certainly not as a result of bleaching..
>>927640Obviously she isn't fully bleach blonde but I like how it turned out it just look like balayage (I work at a hair salon) it honestly makes it look more natural. I'm glad she went back to lighter hair, it just suits her more!
(no1currs) No. 927683
>>927681Whoa did you say you work at a hair salon?
Her hair is a sad mess, why are you joking.
No. 927686
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well that’s definitely something
No. 927687
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>>927686Don't be shy anon, post both
No. 927692
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she hasn’t made these facial expressions since her crack days
maybe she’s doing crack again to lose weight
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No. 927716
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>>927700Idk this pictrue makes me so sad bc she reminds me so much of Shelley Johnson from Twin Peaks with this hair honestly she could be so pretty if she got better at doing her makeup btw I am not a "whiteknight" I know Luna from a group and I jst want her to get better shes rly nice in person
(bait) No. 927766
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No. 927811
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>>927782Ahh, the desaturation used to hide how fucking yellow her hair is.
No. 927833
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cp bump
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No. 927851
>>927835 Dang she is so fucking wide.
>>927834 The dirt on his pants disgusting
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No. 927942
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Delusional to think she is either.
No. 927982
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The fucking shit on her finger… she must be so sticky all the time
No. 927993
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Do I see warping on the mirror behind her? KEK
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No. 928038
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No. 928041
>>928008Kek
>>928010This. I do wonder why mom/ dad haven't bought her one yet so she's having to resort to online begging but w/e
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No. 928052
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does it look like she whitened the plushies in this photo?
No. 928054
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No. 928058
>>928054She looks like a porcelain doll in this
>>928052I'm envious of her plushie collection
>>928051Aww pumpkin making art with her mom?
>>928053She doesn't have an ID she can't actually get married she said it many times but hopefully one day they will
>>928043Glamazon
(bait) No. 928066
>>928050omg that's terrible Luna. If we send you cash and gifts it will go to your super bff, right?
Been quite the whirlwind for her and her latest target.
No. 928067
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No. 928070
>>928051she doesn't deserve markers of that quality.
>>928067charming? the few times I've heard him speak he sounds like a typical ny junkie low life
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No. 928116
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No. 928121
>>928082us
>>928116Frasier? Please. She struggles to keep up with Nick at Night, what is she watching that for.
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oh man her hair is fuuuuucked
No. 928236
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You are pathetic
This is giving fat welfare mom waiting for food stamps
No. 928238
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It is such a lowlife degenerate thing to brag about the shit you steal, like it is some sort of accomplishment. Pathetic. At least she stole some fruit, what a skinny queen!!! Guess her EBT ran out for the month? Fat pig probably spent all her government bux already on deli sandwiches and cookies kek
When do you think the last time she ate a vegetable was?
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No. 928477
>>928389Wonder if the "man" is actually a farmer kek
>>928445She looks massive even though i know she tries hard to look smaller. I'd pay to see just how HUGE she actually is. Maybe she should just embrace it and make money off being the large Marge Amazonian she is.
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Late but I thought this was a pic of Kanadajin3 at first. Fucking jumpscare.
No. 928549
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>>928445She reminds me of the cowardly lion with her damaged hair all sprawled out on her puffy robe like that
No. 928555
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The retard tongue, the juice/dirt ring around the mouth and the rejecting bridge…… wow
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No. 928560
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Long time lurker - never posted so sorry if this isn’t correct. I couldn’t help myself, I had to make this.
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No. 928693
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she used to be so pretty this shit is sad lmao(baiting)
No. 928696
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No. 928702
>>928701He's more handsome than my boyfriend because I don't even have one. I'm almost like a fucking
femcel I have BPD and severe attachment and intimacy issues resulting from my trauma and could only dream of keeping a bf for 10 years, sometimes it makes me wanna kill myself, I'm literally jealous of their relationship wtf I'm same age as Luna and I'll never be with anyone for 10 years most likely.
(stop it, get some help. also no1curr) No. 928703
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Didn’t grab the earlier version that claimed this was a gift from her mom kek.
No. 928704
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>>928703Kek I saw the earlier post, she said her mom thrifted it for her.
Speaking of mama tuna..
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No. 928740
>>928698All their shit is stolen so connect the dots kek.
>>928708Yeah, she has done that a few times. If I remember right, it was part of her excuse for squatting in moms section 8
No. 928745
>>928719She is such a piece of shit for stealing from charity shops. She says she only steals from sally ann but I doubt that’s where she draws the line.
And what is the point in lying to your followers who got you the bag and for what? On reddit her mom got her the bag because she couldn’t steal it, on Instagram/tumblr lurch got her the bag for an early birthday gift and on Snapchat she got herself the bag. She’s just a pathological liar
No. 928750
>>928745this is nitpick imo, stealing from thrift stores isn't a huge deal. They get so many donations a day that they throw loads of it away in the dumpsters out back. Sales floor garments cycle through and eventually get thrown out too. Charity shops aren't losing anything from theft.
And before anyone says shes wasting her money on drugs - yeah??? That's what drug addicts do and they still deserve clothing and food at the very least.
(whiteknighting newfag) No. 928760
>>928673That anon and sage for blog, but I have a bunch and I only ever forget about ones on my back, because I do not actively see them almost ever.
She's going on about wanting a sleeve, she's obsessed with herself and her image, she always wants new ones, I just do not see how she would forget something as big and visible as that.
No. 928762
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No. 928771
File: 1708628580306.jpeg (812.85 KB, 1290x1684, IMG_3652.jpeg)
Her lies don’t even make sense
No. 928777
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No. 928780
File: 1708636313433.jpeg (593.58 KB, 828x1426, IMG_1352.jpeg)
I’m shocked by how visibly filthy she is and how she’ll post it with no care
No. 928782
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No. 928796
>>928785I'm genuinely curious what a weight loss doctor would prescribe luna. She has a grocery list of meds and disorders - but she actually does need to lose weight.
It'd be funny if she goes in for a magic pill and comes out with a referral to a nutritionalist/dietitian. Or the weight loss doctor is one and gives her diet and exercise plans instead.
No. 928802
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No. 928818
File: 1708658349629.jpg (307.45 KB, 1080x1706, l1.jpg)
No. 928819
File: 1708658408092.jpg (214.93 KB, 1080x1586, l2.jpg)
No. 928826
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No. 928828
>>928826 coincidental correlation between her dad setting boundaries and calling out her shit with her being a SA
victim? Didn't she pull this shit last time she claimed sexual assault? wasn't it after her evil dad cut her off financially?
No. 928829
File: 1708682301880.jpg (344.37 KB, 1103x1157, 1000016071.jpg)
>>928828The face when ebil dad cuts you off but you know you're about to unpack the pity train until he gives up his credit card again
No. 928847
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No. 928849
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>>928786Spot the difference.
No. 928864
File: 1708717369714.jpg (1.38 MB, 1079x2086, Lordylord.jpg)
>>928847Slightly different pic from instagram. Maybe after she realized her massive forehead was showing
No. 928867
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No. 928897
File: 1708764768935.jpeg (1.26 MB, 3023x2919, IMG_0716.jpeg)
Tuna looks like Homer in drag
No. 928906
File: 1708786661100.jpeg (1.43 MB, 1125x2091, 3FA18F71-B895-4A5A-9FD4-971DF0…)
>>928864She’s always been a big girl but her fat distribution is so horrible, even when she was a heroin addict she was still obese but at least she was shaped like a human (pic rel from her first thread, 7 years ago) She’s almost 6 foot, right? She’s clearly 200+ in this old pic, she has to be 300 now or at least very close to it.
No. 928927
>>928894rape doesn’t count toward your body count retard, and lrn2sage
>>928906Luna’s body type is rotting pear
No. 928928
>>928927>rape doesn’t count toward your body count retardExactly.
>>928906Luna has a sloppy body, Genetics aren't kind, but her eating regiment, exercise are especially cruel.
>>928864It's strange. She seems to always go wild over comfy clothing. She wears this shit that seems awkward fitting and not comfortable. Definitely prefers whatever "fashion" she likes over what feels comfortable and natural.
No. 928966
>>928947yep esp since that shit isnt a magic shot
you have to eat healthy whole foods at a caloric deficit, exercise and take care of yourself to actually lose weight
if shes diabetic, which she most likely is at this point and manages to get her hands on ozempic and manages to lose weight, its going to do more harm than anything. shes going to gain it all back plus some
just go for walks and stop wasting trash, tuna
No. 928977
>>928975I think evil dad cut her cc access and so she cant buy from shein anymore, so the next option is stealing from thrift stores.
What a pathetic existence .
No. 929093
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No. 929096
File: 1709072379654.jpg (506.66 KB, 932x1869, SmartSelect_20240227_231953_Fi…)
Just let your moms friend or whatever buy you a fucking lint roller already
No. 929108
File: 1709075896792.png (986.75 KB, 1080x1616, shopliftingmemes.png)
No. 929119
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No. 929127
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Updated sc avatar
No. 929129
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No. 929130
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No. 929132
File: 1709092081121.jpeg (106.48 KB, 828x1225, IMG_3866 Copy.jpeg)
comment section tho
No. 929143
File: 1709108148799.jpeg (783.59 KB, 1200x1225, IMG_7186.jpeg)
>>928762This image is giving “gray gardens” movie poster energy, where the woman is wearing a mink coat in front of a decaying mansion, quite poetic if you ask me.
No. 929153
>>929132"It might just kill you"
Lurch is such a creep
No. 929161
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No. 929242
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No. 929308
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No. 929317
>>929305No, it gets mentioned every thread.
It's hard to tell which way it's going. He looks more and more like a middle age lesbian librarian.
No. 929327
>>929317I hope some art nonna makes a scale graphic for their looks, kek
>>929308Has anyone ever seen her drink water? Most vital skincare step of all.
No. 929386
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No. 929417
File: 1709596083813.jpg (66.04 KB, 1080x1080, 1.jpg)
>>929407>Better Naked than sodaLol no and I wish the average person had better food education.
(derailing) No. 929418
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No. 929419
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No. 929426
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No. 929437
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>>929426for the love of god can she please draw on her eyebrows equally?! How does she manage to fuck them up but consistently?
No. 929440
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No. 929443
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No. 929451
File: 1709685250352.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1179x1218, IMG_2127.jpeg)
>>929446She must be zonked out of her mind to not see she gave herself the Disney eyebrow
No. 929452
File: 1709686764670.jpeg (180.07 KB, 828x1201, IMG_2079.jpeg)
She says this but she literally only ever interacts with anyone if 1) she can get something out of it or 2) she has someone to talk about herself to
No. 929476
>>929446Did Luna have a stroke or something? One side of her face looks fucked.
>>929448Guessing it will be art first, maybe.
No. 929489
File: 1709742537225.jpeg (780.54 KB, 828x1534, IMG_9457.jpeg)
posting lurchs script
No. 929490
File: 1709742589025.jpeg (454.59 KB, 828x1055, IMG_9458.jpeg)
lots of new plushies? they look too clean
No. 929510
File: 1709778250234.jpg (98.82 KB, 1080x237, Screenshot_20240306_182636_Ins…)
Ladies……
No. 929511
File: 1709778403682.jpg (120.66 KB, 1080x697, Screenshot_20240306_182747_Ins…)
No. 929513
File: 1709778484722.jpg (371.23 KB, 1080x2176, Screenshot_20240306_182756_Ins…)
I'm not clicking that
No. 929515
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No. 929517
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No. 929523
File: 1709787678977.jpeg (1012.82 KB, 1290x1904, IMG_3910.jpeg)
not sure what this is about but
No. 929526
>>929522You don’t understand she
needs to sit on her fat ass all day and do nothing bc of her ~*trauma*~
No. 929534
>>929515Maybe don't put your glasses on the floor then demand free repairs when your fat ass stomps on the frame. It looks like she's holding one of the arms together with her fingers but the lenses are otherwise fine
>>929523Does instagram encourage charity birthday fundraisers? It's approx 1month before her birthday, I don't think it's a scam she's just got oatmeal for brains. Why Alzheimer's idk, her mom recovered from whatever she had and grandma died of cancer.
No. 929544
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No. 929545
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No. 929546
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No. 929547
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No. 929548
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No. 929553
>>929546she posted this on Instagram too. just what I needed to see when I opened my feed, tunas cankles in dirty socks.
>>929536>>929534kek she removed it already, she probably just saw the fundraiser option and thought the money would go to her for her birthday or something
No. 929554
>>929545Ma’am, your ass tits are hanging out… it is genuinely depressing to look at them
>>929543I think at one point she said that her dad had it, and now recently she has been saying her mom has it. I mean who tf knows? I can’t keep up with her lies. The fundraiser is performative anyway… she doesn’t care about anyone but herself let’s be fr
No. 929555
File: 1709862501819.jpeg (520.58 KB, 750x1078, FAFBF80C-2D07-4E37-8ABA-9CB710…)
Crazy how she still posts shit like this when she is in her late twenties. Get a grip mf
No. 929556
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You know, it is shit but good for her for actually making stuff. I’ll give her that.
No. 929572
File: 1709886391158.mp4 (4.53 MB, 836x592, luna.mp4)
No. 929597
File: 1709943316880.jpg (225.55 KB, 720x1422, VideoCapture_20240308-161731.j…)
Fat
No. 929599
File: 1709945342365.jpeg (468.64 KB, 828x759, IMG_6593.jpeg)
Absolute autism - but I used one of those visual body calculators with her height and the weight of 325lbs. Keep in mind it's not matching the angle of her photo, and the breasts are not the same. Her BMI at the estimated weight is 46.1(autism)
No. 929608
File: 1709973566068.png (1.01 MB, 1080x1476, doodles.png)
No. 929624
File: 1710025982556.jpeg (586.29 KB, 1179x1603, IMG_3084.jpeg)
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No. 929632
>>929627>>929624Spoiler these eyesores for fuck sake.
Shes so predictable. How is lurch not offended that shes always seeking validation from others with the mile long cleavage?
No. 929636
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No. 929642
>>929640I'm going to bet on weight kek. She was lucky with her fat distribution when she was younger and had a skinny(ish) face, but morbidly obese people's faces melt into a shapeless mass once they're out of their 20s. The filter removing her double chins removed most of her regular chin and her mouth is too low as a result, she looks especially retarded in that pic because of filter fuckups.
Funny because the very next post is a video where she doesn't attempt to hide her gigantic chin
No. 929643
>>929636Samefagging chin autism but lmao the main difference between this video and
>>929628 is she learnt to cover her chin when she's sucking the vape so the filter doesn't glitch and show her real face
No. 929648
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No. 929652
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No. 929666
File: 1710106686344.jpeg (524.88 KB, 3072x4096, IMG_0877.jpeg)
>>929665Filth. She’s got this all over her body and face
No. 929671
>>929632Lurch tried to cheat online on her with "Tessa", he's in no position to critique her thirst traps
>>929651Did she just discover her tits? She's got them out in a lot of photos lately
No. 929683
File: 1710153712084.png (885.14 KB, 1080x2133, reddit.png)
No. 929723
File: 1710250991643.jpeg (697.63 KB, 1179x1560, IMG_3096.jpeg)
POV: tuna’s eyelid
No. 929724
>>929722she was 230 2 years ago
>>865379 and if you look around the threads you can see she was a lot smaller back then. she's gained quite a bit and is probably closer to 300 than not now. you have to remember she's like 5'10.
No. 929740
File: 1710264168737.jpg (58.46 KB, 1080x672, 1679422033061.jpg)
Fakeboi and Luna have so much in common, no wonder they're friends. Sorry, I was looking at Fakeboi's old thread.
No. 929743
>>929725Well said,I'm not a WK or even fakeboi.
Anons complain about her not having a job and then continue posting in the very thread that's directly responsible for that. And she's been making enormous strides lately in terms of her addiction, that's also true.
She's not even really an addict anymore, just a severely mentally ill woman.
(youre welcome to leave btw) No. 929749
File: 1710283212693.jpg (220.26 KB, 720x1433, VideoCapture_20240312-154144.j…)
sObER KwEeN
No. 929764
>>929740I wonder if she'd shit this thread up less if she had her own to sperg out in again.
Anyway kek, skinwalkers gonna skinwalk. Pretty sure she copied and pasted this one almost word for word from her idol.
No. 929769
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No. 929781
>>929780I mean… she should. Her hair is still orange and ugly. She needs a stronger developer next time around. Then it'll be platinum in the first go.
>>929769Is "starving for days at a time" really anorexia lmao. Anorexia is a constant thing that effects your whole life, not just a couple days at a time when you're feeling fat and sad.
No. 929788
File: 1710384796877.jpeg (262.65 KB, 827x1070, IMG_3938.jpeg)
Active use confirmed?
No. 929805
>>929798nyc streets are absolutely disgusting lmao, even a crackhead like lurch knows better than to put his butt on the shit and piss covered sidewalk.
>>929781can’t wait for the inevitable my hair melted off in the shower arc. anything higher than 20 volume, idk if it will survive.
No. 929812
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No. 929818
File: 1710459496546.jpeg (521.37 KB, 828x798, IMG_9530.jpeg)
i kinda like this one tbh, better than most of the stuff she does
No. 929819
File: 1710459542200.jpeg (102.63 KB, 828x566, IMG_9531.jpeg)
ozempic saga incoming? maybe shes actually diabetic and will qualify for it for free.
No. 929828
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File: 1710465506264.webm (2.15 MB, 716x1450, XRecorder_14032024_181236_1_1.…)
No. 929831
>>929819GG then I guess. Even compound Ozempic is multiple hundreds of dollars a go, unless she’s just gonna lift and pawn shitty costume jewelry to try and pay for it. Either way, seems like the end of the line.
How would she hold up jail?
No. 929848
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No. 929859
File: 1710540475643.jpg (225.62 KB, 1360x1700, DSC03340.jpg)
>>929813What the fuck is up with those lips? Look like picrel
No. 929885
File: 1710651338413.jpeg (878.34 KB, 1290x1686, IMG_4390.jpeg)
>leftover makeup
skincare queen
No. 929890
File: 1710670283287.jpg (192.58 KB, 720x1428, VideoCapture_20240317-030801.j…)
No. 929891
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No. 929894
>>929893Same though. She thinks these videos are cool/cute and they're just embarrassing.
>>929890I really wonder how huge she looks next to lurch or an average human. She was huge standing next to rlyblonds car years ago, and she's only gotten bigger since then.
No. 929911
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No. 929916
>>928704I dont know why but my instant thought was
"Did Lurch lose his teeth?"
No. 929922
File: 1710746052654.jpg (69.21 KB, 828x424, Screenshot_20240318_001432_Sam…)
I think her lips look like this bc of her buck teeth.
No. 929923
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No. 929976
>>929968I will not boo hoo for who she might have BEEN once upon a time. She wanted him to shoot her up, and whether that was her being young and dumb or not, it is moot. Who she is NOW is what matters, and a lot of the time people like her are their addiction. She is in love with her mental illness and addiction to the point that it just IS who she is, there isn't that teenager in there anymore. She is a lowlife through and through NOW. She chooses to do the things she does. Just because she has BPD and an addiction does not make the way she abuses her mother and the awful shitty things she says and does not count. And it's people like you that coddle her that strengthen her
victim complex rather than make her have a reality orientation that could POSSIBLY get her on the right track in some way. These threads aren't made to sympathize with her so take it elsewhere.
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Birthday begging for a men’s XXL.
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No. 930059
>>930054Yet she can't be arsed to steal actual laundry soap to wash her clothes.
>>930057You know that wet musty smell towels get if you forget to empty your washer fast enough? She probably smells like that.
No. 930060
>>930051Oh honey, you need 50vol bleach. Toner isn't going to touch that orange mess.
>>930054I hope she gets scabies.
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>>930060For an "artist" tunafish can't even be assed to learn color theory.
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No. 930072
This is so funny that this
>>929956 was posted right before she goes on to steal from the salvation army out of all places LMAO
No. 930077
>>930076i thought that post was directed towards this
>>929938 anon too! i looked and no one replied to her poem complimenting it on tumblr.
No. 930078
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>>930077>>930076she could be talking about these comments on her Instagram
No. 930087
>>930065Kek how long until she tries to fix it herself with yellow Manic Panic and photo filters?
>>930079>>930081Tuna has stolen from literally everyone and everywhere. She's stolen from Roger when he was dying and robbed graves to add more trinkets to her collection. She only visits her parents to beg for money and steal whatever substances she can get her unwashed claws on to get high. She scams and steals from anyone she crosses paths with, including her IRL friends who cut contact with her because of how shitty she is, and a bunch of her followers on Tumblr who had lost people to addiction themselves and genuinely wanted to help her. Why do you whiteknighting retards feel the need to pat her bloated ass all the goddamn time?
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No. 930100
>>930099Ana Queen Keeps it LOW Cal!!
No one can figure out why she cant lose weight with meals like this??!?
No. 930112
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I just don't get the retard tongue action
No. 930124
>>930120They really do!
>>930119You should care because the people who have to actually work at these shitty institutions will be the people getting punished because someone like Tuna thinks she's entitled to expensive drug store makeup because she's so ~tortured~. You sound extremely immature. Have some empathy, and don't think about exploiting the exploited just because you think you're too smart to work at a CVS or bodega. You sound like you've never worked a hard day in your life. Late-stage capitalism might be ruining the world but we don't make it any better by fighting among the most marginalized people at the bottom.
No. 930155
>>930129B-but Nona, bread is bulky! She complained before about stealing shampoo and stuff that it's big and awkward to steal. She can totally go for higher caloric density stuff, inhale it in a moment and think she's done for the day (before she gets hungry again in an hour) because chocolates are small and easy to pocket.
>>930119I have issues with establishments like that too. And almost no issues with someone shoplifting if they need to. What bothers me about Tuna is that she steals unnecessary shit in stores or drugs from her parents and then dares to post her 12th skincare haul for a month in a public subreddit.
I have zero issue with shoplifting almost always. But I am extremely pissed at people who use shoplifting as a way to consoom.
Stealing a vegetable or something won't be even noticed, but if she wanted actual food, she would dumpster dive, this shit just gets thrown out while still ok to eat. But she steals like 60$ cosmetics and jewelry that are a more noticeable dent in shop's revenue and are more likely to get the workers in trouble, when she doesn't need them at all, because she's a braindead consoomer and hoarder.
(responding to bait) No. 930156
>>930154Oh, you beat me to it.
She also CLEARLY steals from small business stores and mom and pop shops.
I wouldn't have even minded that much if she stole from like sephora or wherever she goes, to boost that shit and buy herself actual food.
But she just uses it as a quick free way to further her hoard.
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>>930160Wondering what her living situation is if she has to pay rent
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No. 930188
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i tracked everything luna has stolen in 2024 so far. at least that she has posted to reddit. mostly from cvs, and a lot of high priced items if you go through the itemized list! the grand total came out to 1833.24 ! i had to estimate salvation army prices, i've been recently and it was very overpriced. i wonder if these different cvs locations can band together and hit her with a charge because over the years in the area shes in she has HAD to have hit the 3k limit. sorry for my autism i just like charts and numbers and wanted to know how much she's stolen recently. barely an essential item to be found too.
No. 930191
>>930180That litter box probably smells better than they do.
>>930188You're cute, anon. Good on you.
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No. 930217
>>930188Kek hilarious. Are you the chair
nonnie by any chance?
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>>930171can't wait for the next 'sex work' saga!
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No. 930757
>>930711How did you know her? And she's pushing 30, don't you think she should take some sort of responsibility for her own life at this point? Nobody is holding a gun to her head and making her live with Matthew, they're in a free program now. She could get her own room and leave his ass.
>>930733It's cute that you actually believe her, nonnaschenka. She's been calling him her husband on reddit for YEARS. They didn't get married. Marriage is public record and I just checked, no marriage record for Luna Slater and Matthew Schumaker. Don't be so naive girl, she lies like she breathes lol. You're right, if she married him she WOULD be posting about that shit 24/7.
No. 930784
>>930757>>930733How the fuck did someone miss the obvious sarcasm? And it got redtexted?
Incredible.
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No. 930827
>>930797She needs to reassure the readers that's she's not obese and in fact super skinny
>>930824This would be a good arc, I think it would be the only way out for her, being away from her beloved corpse husband and drugs, could maybe snap her to reality. Maybe. Wishful thinking
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what is this, lol
No. 930863
>>930855Love the graphic kek
If she had any sort of hustle and wasn’t a lazy sack of lard she probably could make decent side money flipping the shit she steals on ebay or fb marketplace… but dealing with USPS would be just too much for our delicate gorl
No. 930865
>>930858It vanishes into the general filth of the room as far as I can tell. She's posted NSFL pics of her disgusting makeup before and it all looked very used. The Creme Shop stuff is cute so it'll probably make a reappearance next to some pills and bad poetry but the rest is going to be lost among her mite-infested plushies.
>>930863Kek she'd scam everyone who bought from her.
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>>930869So this is new. I wonder if she got caught or caused some group drama.
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this jumpscared me
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No. 930976
>>930972This is why. They aren't boohoo abused starving artists. They are a pair of failed con artists. He's just Gen Xer that tried to be a dealer but was too dumb/addicted.
What has Tuna done to expand her art? Even loony ass PT waddles down to art fairs to try to sell her stuff. IN TEXAS. Tuna goes to her local benzo clinic and back and steals instant gratification items along the way. Because she needs her 500th bottle of face serum and plushie from CVS or she needs to hurt a small local costume jewelry shop. I swear fakebois WKing of her is almost a troll at this point.
No. 930981
>>930972I also assumed it was because he knows he's going to end up on lolcow and he thinks this protects him (even though some of us have been unfortunate enough to have seen his meat and veg).
Or it's to deflect kisses from Luna's dead-toothed mouth. The mask rarely goes over his nose so he's got to be nose blind to both of their stenches.
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No. 931081
>>930976She's done nothing to develop as an artist but frankly Luna hasn't seemed like she enjoys making art in years. Honestly she didn't even seem to care about it by the time she first got posted here. People blew smoke up her ass for her art as a teen though and since she hasn't accomplished anything or had any personal development since then, she still clings onto the artist persona she created online and manages to half ass doodles to post for validation. If she ever got clean she'd have the opportunity to develop her identity as an adult and find a pastime she genuinely enjoys, like how PT got into art.
>>931008This year's birthday marks an entire decade she’s been with Lurch. what a ride.
>>931077Jfc fakeboi will never overcome the pathological need to give unwanted advice to Luna
No. 931107
>>931077Someone please make a separate thread for pedoboi and get her retarded ass out of here. It leads to this
>>931082 and then
>>931095 and it's so fucking retarded
No. 931123
>>931119Kek, my sides.
Haiti Earthquake 2, Electric Boogaloo
No. 931126
>>931118Half her belongings were destroyed in the earthquake, send monies, ugly clothes and plushies.
In all honestly she was probably to high to realize anything happened.
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lurchfat.jpeg
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No. 931217
>>931197How tf do you play baseball 1 player? Luna's monthly excursion out of her hovel was during a sunny day though so that's nice. I've always found it weird how she documents everything whenever she goes outside.
I wonder what Lurchs appointment was for, that required her to be nearby but not in the room.
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>>931217Kek I guess by throwing the ball in the air and catching it by himself. She really couldn’t even play catch with him
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kiwi cross post
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>>931353she doesn't like taking photos or being picked up because cats don't like being held this way. pumpkin's legs are dangling in the air without support and it is uncomfortable for her, hence her expression. i get that luna's biggest priority when taking selfies is filtering herself and showing off as many of her tattoos and shoplifted accessories as possible but if you're not going to pose in a position that can both flaunt the bracelet you stole from a small business owner and is comfortable for your pet then don't pick her up at all. for someone that claims to love pumpkin so much she sure doesn't seem to care when she's showing visible signs that she is unhappy.
No. 931362
>>931360All very true and well explained anon. But please also consider: the cat hates them.
Litterbox next to food and water. Who knows what they feed her and when. The grim living situation.
One day, Pumpkin will escape. We have to believe.
No. 931369
>>931360Just more proof she's retarded tbh. Cats learn to withstand this torment when toddlers do it, pumpkins dealing with the worlds largest toddler.
Idk how smoky and pepper were so well trained/obedient but they put up with her shit. Imo Luna's always slightly hated pumpkin for being a feral street cat that scratches her and doesn't accept the same treatment.
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I wonder how she threw out her back when she does nothing all day???
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>>931379>>931369What great timing
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Can’t imagine how sticky that ledge is, steal some fucking lysol wipes tuna
No. 931477
>>931472Sage for non-contribution but Ive been a keen Luna Lurker since the very beginning and comments like this are what keep me invested kek.
I miss the milky Señor Sledge arc
No. 931583
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A couple selfies from IG this week(scroll up like half a fold nona... this is a repost)
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No. 931608
>>931607this anon
>>931585 called it i bet she has a kidney infection.
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No. 931625
>>931610Fatty had to walk in a park for a few minutes nearly 2 weeks ago and she's still not recovered. Carrying all that weight around must be hell on the back, but what is she expecting the ER to do? Is going to the ER for muh back pain still a
valid method of getting pain pills in the US?
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>>931654She’s alleging she could potentially become paralyzed from the waist down so
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>>931710>>931708It's some sort of spinal infection according to Luna's comment. A cursory Google search reveals that a risk factor for spinal infections is intravenous drug use:
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>>931712Pic related to the website link posted regarding risk factors
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No. 931719
>>931713I have a sneaking suspicion she's making shit up and saying she's going to be paralyzed as a grift. in a few weeks, it'll be back to normal the way it is when one of her parents is wandering the streets confused and she's "so scared" about it.
if she's telling the truth and she's having a health emergency, 100% it's from being a junkie, being dirty/unsanitary, and/or from being obese and eating like shit
No. 931722
>>931719>>931720I think you're both right. The 'sucky hospital' presumably hasn't given her the opiates or diagnosis she's fishing for, so now she has to swindle her followers for cash because kidney infections don't get you a lifetime supply of free heroin.
I'm sure the hospital bracelets will make many appearances. It's going to be like her shitty tattoo that she kept showing in every photo, but filthier.
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In the hospital with a kidney infection and still drinking soda with her nasty clothes on the table. Look at those bruises om her arm
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Still using a filter even on her arm
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She really wants to get back to the dirty hovel, wonder why. This is probably the first time she’s slept in clean bedding in years
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No. 931752
>>931719I'd believe there's something wrong with her based on how filthy she's consistently been and the fact that IV drug use is a risk factor, but I feel almost certain someone said it could've resulted in paralysis
had it continued to be untreated and she took that and ran with it
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No. 931761
>>931757Jfc xl hospital socks and they are stretched the fuck out.
So what big deal is going on with Lurch that he only visits her there a few hours? Gotta do his benzos and scroll for sex workers online?
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>>931725>>931748so far just tweeting about baseball as of 3 hours ago, i'll keep an eye on the account jic anything milky happens
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our emancipated queen
No. 931775
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slightly different posting from her tumblr
No. 931786
>>931757So the poor nursing staff has to break their backs to lift all 300+lbs of her to do basic life functions. Like talk about making others suffer because you chose to be a junkie and shoot God knows what into your body, apparently it has consequences, imagine that.
Reposted because I just realized, does she have a fall risk bracelet? Because if not I'm starting to doubt if she's as bad off as she says she is. In all of the hospitals I've worked at, patients with her alleged symptoms would absolutely have abright yellow fall risk bracelet and not be allowed to stand on their own.
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>>931827Robert Z'dar lives on in Tuna
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No. 931839
>>931836Only this pathetic bitch decks herself out in too-small, ugly jewelry for a trip to the ER. How uncomfortable. She must not be bothered too much by the pain because she can't stop taking pictures. No one in that much "pain" is up for taking pictures.
But hey, when that 10mg of oxy "doesn't work" maybe she can beg and cry for a higher dose.
Is she just living in the emergency room? They don't transfer her to her own space?
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Wouldn't surprise me…
No. 931842
While I'm sure much of this posting is because she wants the sympathy, she probably is also bored because she only has three hobbies. Poetry, doodling, and posting online. She can't doodle with the hand IVs, and I haven't seen much poetry from her in a while, so she's probably left with just vanity posting. Maybe Lurch can bring her a documentary, lol.
>>931837Who the hell wears chunky jewelry to the ER? That's just another thing for nurses and doctors to work around. For someone who "always ends up with hand IVs," she certainly doesn't know how to make a medical professional's job easier.
No. 931854
>>931775Samefagging but if she had a fucking abscess on her spine it would be immediate surgery. There wouldn't be any "ooh let's wait and see, keep you in the ER and maybe the abscess will clear up by itself."
She's either too stupid to understand what the doctors are telling her, or she's intentionally exaggerating for pity.
>>931795I like this theory anon lol. My headcaon is she's got a gross infected subcutaneous butt cyst she's embarrassed about, so now it's a super serious spinal infection abscess
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Tuba will be in the hospital for potentially a month.
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yikes
No. 931879
>>931867There’s no way they’re going to let this literal hog take up a bed for an entire month. Also if she had anything serious going on they would have started heavy antibiotics right away like
>>931853 anon mentioned.
No. 931888
>>931872Doesn't need to, I mean she's supplied with sleeping meds and oxy's. In psych, some people get benzos etc.
This is why I'm wondering why she doesn't go full munchie. It's the perfect route for drug-seekers.
No. 931889
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>>931888She’s been complaining that the drugs aren’t strong enough for her
No. 931898
>>931008tinfoiling based on post above, but maybe she started up IV use because she wanted to kill herself before her birthday so she could be part of the 27 club (and ended up just active using again, leading to infection)
>>931760I got morphine within an hour at the ER for breaking my wrist, there are definitely short term usage
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No. 931901
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No. 931902
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No. 931903
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No. 931904
>>931885Anyone can see when she's high but nurses are incredibly busy, as long as she hasn't died they don't care because they have way more important shit to do. There are so many junkies in hospital that the staff can smell them a mile away. If she wasn't there for some legitimate reason, they'd have sent her packing long ago. As for Lurch, who knows? There are cops in hospitals all the time, they're a much bigger threat than overworked nurses and doctors.
>>931894I'm sure there's something wrong with her but she's going to blow it out of proportion regardless of how serious it is. We know it's not a serious-serious infection since she's not on every antibiotic known to man, but junkies get so many weird infections that it could literally be anything. 'Over a month' is Tuna speak for 'maybe a couple weeks'. She's definitely setting the stage for a grift, I'm betting on her begging for rent and hospital bills if the hospital continues to deny her free access to drugs.
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Tuba's fav reddit group is back.
No. 931911
>>931910It never went anywhere.
>>931902He looks THRILLED to see her. Probably popped in to charge his phone in between selling drugs, getting high, and fucking around with skinnier junkies.
And I'll bet they told her she could be there till May, which isn't even a week away and that's where she's getting "uwu I'm going to be here for a month" from kek
No. 931914
>>931900hope you get your wish, tubby
>>931903has she ever been this fat?! jesus fucking christ. trying to decide if she’ll lose weight or get fatter in the hospital. she’s no more sedentary than she is at home, but she’ll be eating healthier than she ever has in her life. it’s gross how much she obviously loves this. imagine your life being this boring. like, no thanks, I’ll take my sobriety and my normie job any day. Luna is great motivation tho (and reverse thinspo)
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No. 931918
>>931902These plushies should stay away from a hospital by at least a mile. They're an active biohazard. If she's in the ward for infections, she would never be able to actually bring plushies or do her makeup freely. It must not be that serious or her doctors don't give a shit about her, tbh.
I had a stint of spinal infection once and really, posting shit online was the farthest from my mind, not to mention, taking selfies and pity pics of hospital equipment carefully posed. Brushing my hair was never in my mind as well, as I could only lay down and go in and out of sleep just to deal with the pain.
You also probably won't get a ton of pain meds if you're ambulatory, because you can pinch nerves even worse with infection swelling and not even notice that a part of you is now paralyzed.
My bet is at that it's not that serious. Or that I don't know shit about american healthcare system.
No. 931920
>>931915There's at least two scars from old track marks visible in this picture.
>>931878She's got a script for benzos, doesn't she? We've seen her name on the bottles. It should be fine for Lurch to bring her those.
No. 931922
>>931918Considering she’s still there, they definitely suspect something is seriously wrong even if they haven’t pinned down exactly what’s happening yet. She’s clearly actually admitted and not just flopping around the ER. Doctors might be waiting on results from pathology and/or radiology to give a more definitive diagnosis so they can start proper treatment. I do find it weird that she says it’s an infection but it doesn’t appear that she’s on IV antibiotics; I’m pretty sure they normally start a broad spectrum antibiotic and then change it if necessary to target the correct pathogen once pathology gets back to them. Luna is both dumb and an unreliable narrator so it’s hard to figure out what’s going on but considering she’s an obvious junkie and is actually admitted and wasn’t simply pushed out of the ER suggests she’s actually unwell. Hospitals in the US typically have televisions in the rooms where you can see the medications you’ve been prescribed so it’s a little strange she’s not posting that or the whiteboard with treatment plans. IME ER doctors like to drug test so they likely know what’s in her system. Hopefully she wasn’t too retarded to give them an accurate medical history; doctors aren’t the police and they need to know that shit so they can help you.
>>931920Typically the hospital pharmacy wants to dispense meds for you. For people with commercial insurance it might be worthwhile to hand over your own meds to have them dispense led you your to maybe save money but that doesn’t apply to Luna. It’s definitely not allowed to simply take your own pills on your own because then they aren’t being charted. If they know she’s on them they’ll be given to her at her prescribed dose.
No. 931929
>>931902This piece of shit can't even bring her clean clothes
She's been wearing the same clothes since she got in and is not taking showers. Poor nurses
No. 931930
>>931929Because he brought what REALLY matters, makeup, plushies and drugs.
Imagine.. you can lay in bed all day, meals are brought to you, you don't have to worry about work, bills, the house, the kids. You can just take a month off. Jfc I might be a bit jealous.
No. 931934
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>>931903I want this image collaged in the next thread pic. She has the body of carl from aqua teen hunger force
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No. 931936
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No. 931948
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No. 931950
>>931939I kinda doubt she has a systemic staph infection because I don’t think she’s been injecting lately and it has to get into the body from somewhere. She probably does colonize MRSA though and occasionally her crusty face patches look like impetigo but that’s nothing serious enough to be hospitalized for.
>>931935I wish she would stop being so tight lipped about whatever is going on. She’s definitely being told more than she’s sharing. Is it’s possible she’s too dumb to understand what her doctors and/or nurses are telling her and that’s why she’s so vague? If they’re really not telling her shit she has every right to ask.
No. 931953
>>931948“I feel a mess” sounds like she’s saying she shit herself kek. love her platinum blonde bitmoji next to her piss yellow hair.
>>931950she’s borderline retarded yes but I also think she’s being vague for a reason. whatever it is is probably gross and embarrassing so she’s staying mum and pretending the big meanie hospital staff is keeping HER in the dark. always the
victim, even though I’ll bet anything this is her fault.
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>>931936It’s giving picrel
No. 931963
>>931959She definitely looks fucked up but isn’t she on methadone? Someone correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure you have to piss clean (at least from heroin) to get it. Her wonky eye and bad vision always makes her look high but I’m not convinced she’s actively using heroin. It seems like xanax has been her drug of choice for a while but who knows.
>>931953Yeah there’s almost no way they told her she might be having “a procedure” and didn’t elaborate further. If it’s a spinal tap or something you’d think she’d want to milk that for attention.
>>931954No one thinks she’s dying. The fact that she’s a Medicaid patient who looks like she does and is admitted suggests something is actually wrong. I can’t wait for some aide to force this bitch to bathe!
No. 931969
>>931965You literally said “smack” which is slang for heroin…
>>931968Exactly. Some anons are acting like she’s simply choosing to stay.
>>931966Something is wrong or they suspect something is wrong or she would’ve been discharged by now. I agree that it’s definitely weird she hasn’t posted her whiteboard or anything else aside from selfies.
No. 931974
>>931946>>931947>>931948These pics make me feel so fucking sick inside, this bitch is high out of her fucking gourd on what
>>931938 said, xylazine laced fentanyl. Being on methadone, you absolutely don't have to piss clean, esp if you're not getting take homes, and it's easy as hell to skip a day, get wrecked, and return to the clinic np. Xylazine is now to the epidemic what fent was about 10 years or so ago, infesting everything and springing up wonderful new complications like abscesses in the fuckin arteries/bones, even far away from IV site. The reason she doesn't mention what's wrong is that it would be clear to anyone with half a brain that this is a complication of recent drug use, and she doesn't wanna lose whatever imaginary respect she thinks she still has/shes repeated the "I'm clean" lie so much, she believes it herself and probably doesn't see these occasional forays as a relapse. Unfortunately for her, real life marches and living Ina fantasy land 24/7 doesn't make one immune to consequences, it turns out. But I wanna know what brand tunas magic "hairbrush" lurch brought her is, Ive got some pain could use fixin, just brush that pain right out of my hair til I'm all slack-jawed and wonky eyed, damn!
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No. 931980
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I wish they would delouse tuba like Farva in Super Troopers.
No. 931990
>>931973My tinfoil is a UTI that got into her kidneys, which explains her 'back pain'. A kidney infection would require hospitalization, but isn't so dire it would prevent Tuna from flopping around taking bloated selfies. She not posting aesthetic uwu pictures of her charts or medications because getting admitted for having crotch rot isn't very sanrio courtney love coquette.
Additionally, she doesn't know what's going on because she is stupid