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No. 949775

Previous Thread: >>945214
The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 9 times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being penniless

Historical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient
>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her face

Current Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin
>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with
>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen
>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now
>she vapes now
>was in hospital for 2 months
>secret reddit was found
>publicly back on fent

LATEST MILK:
>stole 353 dollars worth of cosmetics and skincare >>945933
>pillowgate ensues with a horrifying picture of her arms >>946013
>dad cuts her off >>946169, >>946407
>ramps up self harm claims >>946364, >>946529
>complaining about doing sw when she doesn't even have an OF >>946564
>calls out men for being pedos while calling her bf a pedo >>946581
>banned from snapchat >>946765
>couldn't figure out how to use filters on insta >>946766, >>946767
>insight on the airbnb saga >>946783
>claims the only thing that would help her is oxy >>947147
>lunas anime waifu saga begins >>947149, >>947409
>anowexic qween >>947215
>new lurch lore drops >>947244
>dad blocks her >>947511
>nail fungus starts >>948253
>her "beautiful clear skin" without a filter >>948344, >>948351
>fighting with lurch and cutting herself >>948557
>got a new switch lite >>948791, >>948794
>got her bridge pierced again >>948921, >>948922
>facebook suspended >>949024
>nose blush arc begins >>949050
>stole another 100s of stuff >>949112, >>949113, >>949115
>claims she brings her cat to the vet when its obviously sickly >>949232
>harold.jpeg >>949248
>the cursed vibrator dies >>949461


SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnies
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ (inactive)
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/(deleted)
https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82
https://www.reddit.com/user/edgeofhell82
https://www.reddit.com/user/funeral1996

No. 949776


No. 949777

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No. 949779

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No. 949781

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No. 949785

>>949779
Just because you don't get handed piles of oxy doesn't mean your doctor doesn't care. You're in physical therapy, which is to SOLVE the pain issue. You just wanna be handed pills to get high off. Also, being not being 300lbs would probably help a majority of your "pain"

No. 949787

>>949777
She’s a fright.

No. 949792

File: 1734485510866.jpeg (570.87 KB, 828x1258, 743309F0-6DBB-4D8E-86CB-C1BAAF…)

this new anime girl obsession feels so odd for her

No. 949793

>>949792
>elf
What?

No. 949794

The personalities she goes through…
Do you think it's real BPD or just being a loser poser all the time?

No. 949807

>>949779
She's doing physical therapy once a week, the rest of the time she sits on her fat ass, and she blames the doctors for her fucked up back. Back problems from being 300lbs and not owning any furniture is not "chronic pain", she needs to stop sitting on the floor and find a park bench to do her seated rehab exercises outside of the supervised weekly visits.

No. 949810

>>949779
>>949807
It also doesn't help that she's constantly bored and gets no distractions from the pain. When your attention is focused on a task like work, a hobby, cleaning etc you stop paying attention for a bit until you're reminded of the pain by a certain movement or something. Then you assume a position that alleviates the pain and continue what you were doing.

No. 949816

>>949794
All BPDemons are loser posers kek.

No. 949821

>>949792
i think she's around lurch so often and spends such little time interacting with other women that she's picking up weird moid fixations even if lurch himself doesn't share them

No. 949835

>>949792
She probably is geting familiar with anime aesthetics due to using her switch more often, but a weeb and cosplay Tuna arc would be so interesting, like a discout momo kun. I hope she realizes she can make more money than whatever she's doing currently by playing with coomer fantasies

No. 949836

>>949807
A 100lbs person's back would hurt from laying down all day.
Fuck my back hurts if I stay in bed too long.
She's just so fucking stupid.

No. 949840

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Sage for ancient milk but re-reading through Tuna's first few threads I found this, it seems the fungus has been among us longer than we all remembered kek

No. 949849

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Her bridge piercing looks so gross. Are those bumps the scars from her old piercing or are they keloids?

No. 949850

>>949793
just more proof that she is clueless when it comes to anything anime related. She is superficial and just likes the aesthetics of things. I'm glad, because the last thing the world needs is her fat ass in a Rem cosplay.

No. 949851

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didn't see this one posted- I have to say, she's a jump scare every time she pops up, especially a smiling selfie. my first thought when I see her is "oh god"

No. 949852

>>949849
they definitely look like the starts of keloids, if not they’re at least ugly looking irritation bumps from her not taking care of her piercing properly at all. i hope she does get huge ugly keloids on it, it would serve her right

No. 949855

>>949781
Conveniently covering Pumpkins fucked up fur after the backlash she got last time for her poor health

No. 949856

>>949849
Nah, keloids are pretty rare and look way worse than that. She probably just irritated it by slathering crap on it. I bet it's going to get infected soon

No. 949859

It just looks like foundation covered crusty, scabby, pus, chunks.

No. 949861

>>949849
Those are definetly some big, nasty irritation bumps. You need to completely stop fucking with it so that the bumps go away but there's no way she'll heal them. They're gonna get worse, bigger, bright red and bloody. And shes so gross and unsanitary, slathering on makeup with bacteria ridden hands/tools, it's gonna get infected too.

No. 949864

>>949840
>the fungus among us
kek'd. Also I feel like I should point out, albeit with no proof other than seeing it, that the pornified anime sticker pack that she purchased was one of the free "gift" options from Wish (or something similar) for a while a month or two back. It came with 100 or 200 mostly AI designs of weird, amputated-looking cropped images of semi-identifiable anime characters. I don't think she technically bought them based on desiring them, I think it was probably just a toss up between which free useless item she wanted more.

No. 949867

>>949849
The fact that they look like that under the industrial strength filter means they look 10x worse in real life. Grody

No. 949868

>>949840
jesus. i guess we’ve never seen her toes but judging from the fungus on her fingernails it’s likely her toenails are absolutely rotted out. does anyone know if they have any sort of private sink in their room or is all running water a public shared space? she seems like the pee bottle type so i can only imagine how often she actually cleans herself. like, i’m betting she gives herself wipe downs with baby wipes instead of showering.
>>949849
i’m betting her “washing” her face is just using a makeup wipe to take off her layers of lotion and foundation

No. 949869

>>949868
there's no sink or anything in their room. It's just a tiny room with barely enough room to fit their bed, a tiny nightstand, pumpkin's litterbox, and a tv on a small tv stand. They have to use a shared bathroom with everyone else on their floor. Even before when they did have a place with their own bathroom lurch was pissing in bottles though (tuna accidently drank it once) so I wouldn't be surprised if she's taken to it too.

No. 949870

>>949869
One other item in their room: they do have a mini fridge/freezer combo, w a microwave on top, which maybe came w/ the room (often does w/ kitchen-less accommodations in NYC & surrounding areas.) She never mentions that, bc it disrupts her narrative of 'not having access to healthy food,' but it's there, cut off in the background of some pics, and looks like both appliances are stainless steel, in fine condition. Probably just used for International Delights gallons of high fructose corn sugar/oil 'creamer'/coffee mix, before it gets used as a pee jug.

No. 949873

>>949869
oh god i forgot about that debacle. thank you nona for reminding me.
>>949870
i mean a fridge and microwave doesn’t necessarily increase access to healthy food especially when you barely graduates high school to become a full time junkie on welfare and have zero concept of nutrition. she’s a lazy fatass just blaming everyone but herself for her abhorrent living conditions and obesity

No. 949881

>>949849
>>949852
Kek I think those are keloids… Does she ever take those piercings off? Don't they need to be cleaned sometimes? Cute headband though

No. 949882

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>>949881
You don't even know how keeping new piercings clean works but you think you know better than the nonas who are saying they're not keloids? Keloids look fucking gnarly. Sure she's gross and she sucks but Luna just has irritation bumps

No. 949888

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wow luna, skinny legend

No. 949889

>>949888
Fast food seems to be the only thing they actually spend money on. Does ebt or whatever they get cover fast food too?

No. 949890

>>949889
In NY, there is an EBT extra allowance on top of regular food stamps that ppl who are homeless, generally, can request and may or may not get depending on the level of proof they have of homelessness. I don't think Lurch & Luna would qualify for it, or would be able to finagle getting that, so basically no. Some bodegas in NY will let you buy prep'd food using the kind of misunderstood rule of 'only cold food allowed' to be sold using EBT, like cold sandwiches. I'm shocked that they're spending $ on fast food, too, so there's a slight chance they have the restaurant allowance based on not having a place to prep food in their home.

No. 949891

>>949882
nyart and idk if theyre keloids or not, but she's had her bridge pierced 2/3 times and slowly had them get infected and reject. I don't think its impossible that it's scar tissue, but it also could be her foundation gunking up the piercing.

No. 949894

Piercing fag:
They are hypertrophic scar piercing bump, which refers to a raised, firm bump that can develop around a piercing site due to an overproduction of collagen during the healing process, essentially a small, localized scar that appears as a bump around the piercing hole; it's often caused by friction or irritation around the piercing and can sometimes be slightly red and itchy, but unlike a keloid, it usually stays confined to the original piercing area.

No. 949895

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Outside view of the trap house

No. 949896

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No. 949897

>>949896
>2 sodas each

No. 949898

>>949896
I appreciate that Lurch has the decency to hide his face from the public, perhaps Tuna can take some pointers from him now that her filters have gone. He looks like a giant fly about to shoot its tongue out and suck those sodas dry.
>>949895
Incredible that Tuna's only now learning how light works. If only her brain wasn't too fried to put up some decent curtains.

No. 949899

>>949898
Oh, she's got her filters back, so she can pretend to be attractive again.
>>949896
Lurch looks so comical constantly wearing a mask. And wearing sunglasses at night. Who is he hiding from, wearing all that disguise? I so badly want to see his teeth. He keeps his mouth so firmly shut in photos. Let's see, Luna, please?

No. 949900

>>949895
Wtf is her residence technically listed as? Has she doxxed herself before with this place? It doesn't look as ghetto as I expected.

No. 949902

>>949895
Their filth is escaping from the window and staining the frame.

>>949896
Love how lurch patched the hole in his jacket with a bandaid tbh. kek

No. 949905

>>949896
Sun glasses inside and it's dark out. Us he hiding pinned pupils or incredibly insecure about his looks?

No. 949907

>>949905
Maybe he developed a lazy eye kek

No. 949909

I followed luna back in the day when I was an impressionable teen and now that I’ve reached adulthood I can fully realize the sadness of her existence. Has this girl ever done normal young adult things? drunk brunch with some girlfriends? Taken a trip, fly on a plane? Has she ever gone anywhere outside of New York even? it seems like due to finances the only things her entire life has revolved around are drugs and shitty toys. It’s insane to me that she hasn’t changed in the probably ten years it’s been since I was exposed to her(blog)

No. 949910

>>949900
it’s one of those former office buildings converted into low income housing. rooms are an efficiency with a shared bathroom on each floor.
>>949909
not at all. she has no real friends. just a geriatric older junkie boyfriend that groomed her (and hasn’t taken a shit in a month). super bleak. she’s been a junkie, hasn’t really worked. lived in squalor this whole time. just… getting fat, infected, fungusy, and making disgusting content for randos on the internet. super depressing. she was always a cow, but when you think about those questions and the life she’s basically thrown away to glamorize this squalid lifestyle with a disgusting moid… oooof

No. 949911

>>949856
this. keloids aren’t common on white ppl, it’s melanated skin that needs to worry about keloids. what most people call keloids on piercings is just hypertrophic scarring and is easily treated. Keloids do no go away, and even with serious surgical intervention can grow back.

what’s happening is the swelling is pushing on alllll that old scar tissue causing it to raise up. the only good thing is the scar tissue may keep it from rejecting and pushing out of her skin.

No. 949916

>>949896
Is he worried tommy two fingers from down the block is gonna break his knees from selling him a bad batch. He sticks out more with this ridiculous disguise. Personally when someone is wearing a mask outside of the subway you look more suspicious.

They’re like a pair of cartoon villains, someone should draw them in a Hannah barbera style. Like the villains from rocky and bullwinkle if they switched genders and body types but way stupider and dirtier.

No. 949917

Stop derailing about the piercing bumps. We do not need 5 anons chiming in that they are not keloids.

No. 949922

>>949900
She's consistently posted selfies in front of the place for a good while now. Just browse the list of supported housing in the area if you're curious

No. 949930

If you Google image search that picture you can see her address and the street view of what's around. She really is a spoiled fucking brat.

No. 949932

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>>949930
I'm pretty surprised how nice the area & location is! Doesn't have access to healthy food, my ass. It's only one block from the Metro-North train, which goes into NYC for a few bucks, quickly. When you're on EBT, you qualify for 1/2 price public transportation, too, in NYC.

No. 949935

>>949932
Mamaroneck is a nice area. I’m surprised they even allow rooming house shit there.

No. 949936

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No. 949937

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every day she has to show off “her own little space” and it’s just stolen junk arranged together

No. 949938

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The scar tissue on that bridge piercing really adds to her look

No. 949940

>>949937
Why is at least one of those bottles already empty, unless they're old bottles she managed to keep? The methadone clinic req's attendance 6 days per week, only Sundays off, unless you've had many drug tests clean in a row. So, Saturday, you get to take home Sunday's dose in a bottle like that. You have to return the empty bottle to the clinic on the next day. She said she hasn't been drug tested or seen her counselor in a long time there, which is weird & kinda hard to believe.
And, why does she always have to display her methadone as tho it's cool?

No. 949941

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the filter didnt cover her face on this one since she’s half out of frame

No. 949942

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No. 949943

>>949942
I think these porn anime stickers are used largely to make others uncomfortable in public. It fits her persona of being an uwu victim weirdo punk rock sex worker/addict, who loves to see others squirm about 'what she is,' supposedly.

No. 949944

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Moon face

No. 949945

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No. 949946

>>949941
and she really thinks slather lotion, moisturizer n such will help her face?

No. 949947

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No. 949948

>>949947
>delay deny depose
this retard has been on medicaid her whole life at our expense and has never had to deal with actual health insurance ever. hardworking taxpayers could only dream about the free medical treatments and medication she gets. she was in the hospital for over a month and didn’t pay a dime. that would bankrupt the average american. omg i hate her so much.

No. 949950

>>949938
The best her eyebrows have ever looked. At least the one we can see

No. 949951

>>949948
Our social activist qween has to make sure she plays the part

No. 949952

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back to covering the fungus instead of fixing it

No. 949953

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No. 949954

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When’s the last time this greasy motherfucker washed his hair? 1984?

No. 949955

>>949952
No! I wish someone would ask her if they're ombre yellow at the nail bed or something. Maybe she should've used a not transparent, uncolored nail to cover her fungus. That is so putrid and they'll only get worse. I wonder where this will lead!

No. 949956

I hope her nails fall off

No. 949957

>>949955
>>949956
unfortunately she only has greenies, which die when it contacts air, it's just a stain now. but she will keep getting them because moisture is getting under her press-ons

No. 949959

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>>949957
>>unfortunately she only has greenies
NONNIE!!!!! you're a genius, tuna's nails and back are pseudomonas!!!

No. 949960

>>949959
I think she had osteomyelitis in some bones in her back, which is gotten from injecting drugs, often, and can be from bacteria, a virus, or fungus, but she was on IV antibiotics, which killed the infection. After the infection is no longer active in her bone, there's no lingering pain. If she still had an active infection in her back, she'd been in pain, it'd be inflamed and her life would be at risk, so it's not active anymore. I don't think the fungus nails and her hospital stay were connected.

No. 949961

>>949960
iirc she did have to try a couple different antibiotics though, which was why she ended up staying so long

No. 949963

>>949961
No, they take a sample from the area, and culture the bacteria, to find the exact one and give the correct antibiotic. When someone is an IV drug user, rather than sending them home w an IV port & letting them receive antibiotics at home daily from a nurse, they keep them in the hospital to make sure they don't use that port to inject & they follow thru w/ the treatment's full course. That's why she was kept that long.

No. 949970

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>>949961
>>949963
Both of you are right. I went back to #50 to dig up the post where Luna mentioned that they did a biopsy to figure out the right antibiotics. Apparently she had already been in the hospital on different antibiotics for a month at that point. No idea why they didn't identify the strain of bacteria right away.

No. 949986

>>949952
I want them to move out because I'm sick and tired of seeing filth every fucking time, but then I realized thats a stupid wish because they would just trash the next place theyre in. they have zero hygienic standards and would rather get high then stay clean.

No. 949989

>>949895
that stain is from smoking out the window because they’re not allowed to smoke here but she’s too fat and lazy to waddle outside to chainsmoke. this confirms that pumpkin is living in a cloud of cigarette smoke.
>>949941
luna, it’s your own fault you live like this when you’re pushing 30. some poor people actually don’t deserve nice things tbh.

No. 949990

>>949940
i think theyre both full still they both look the same color?

No. 950000

>>949989 Holy shit nona, good eye re: the stain, that's exactly what it is, weed and cig smoke both stain TF out of everything and when she blows it out the window it immediately hits the awning.

No. 950002

>>950000
>>949989
In the google street view the stain has been there since like 2019, it did get worse in like 2021/2022 though if anyone remembers when they moved in there

No. 950022

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No. 950028

>>950022
This 'nice piece'? As in…art? I see a print out of some kind, w/ some stickers stuck on it. Where's the art, the 'nice' and the 'piece' created? Looks like shit, too.

No. 950029

>>949947
God she didn’t even get the phrase correct

No. 950046

(Sage for OT) Guys, I just realized we have a local lolcow in Germany who’s also called Luna, who’s also on Heroin and who also has a 40+ y/o "fiance". They’ve been homeless or living with and leeching off her grandparents these past couple years, just completed rehab round 18. She gained some local "fame" after a bigger German YouTube channel posted an interview with her a couple years ago. Now she has a couple hundred followers on IG, which she calls "her community" and also a TikTok where you can admire her high off her ass slurring about how unfairly the world is treating her. She’s also quite confrontational and has posted TikToks and IG stories about "hate" she’s gotten before, aka just people calling her out for being high while claiming to be sober and for still exploiting her grandparents. She also has got that "I’m not like other junkies" attitude where she will constantly tell her followers how she grew up in a rich family (they’re barely above average tbh) AND she’s been begging her followers for money. Perfect, right? It’s a shame most of you don’t speak German lol.(off topic, take it to the personal lolcows thread)

No. 950047

>>950046
Oh, and she’s also been to juvie prison for dealing. This, her social medias plus the interviews on YT with her alone would fill up an entire thread on here, believe me. In one of the follow-up interviews she’s talking about how her and mr fiance fled the country so she wouldn’t have to go to jail, but still kept on selling drugs there so ofc she still had to go to prison eventually, talking about this all while completely high, also with that signature Luna wandering eye. She had the audacity to claim she’s clean in that video. (ot again)

No. 950048

>>950022
I like the apparent drop of blood spatter right above the 'art,' maybe from a syringe sprayed onto the wall accidentally.

No. 950049

>>950046 Plenty of us are fluent, but Deine Kuh ist mir egal, and no one else cares about her either. We have a personal lolcow thread if you wanna try there.

>>950048
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck this thing even is. Thought it was a patch at first, but the closer I look, the more it looks like she traced a Yankees logo (look close and you'll see weird uneven bits) on paper, "laminated" it with tape, and then stuck a few random stickers to it. Can't even tell what one of the stickers is, looks like a donut with a human face? kek. They must've gotten their Christmas money and are high as balls.

No. 950054

>>950022
Did she steal Lurch's phone while he was asleep so she could pretend they were married? Nobody's fooled except Tuna herself.
>>950049
Yeah, this is weird. It looks like she found the most pixelated logo on Google, printed it out, and stuck it to the wall with stickers. She's got to be tripping balls to make something like this, let alone post it.

No. 950055

>>950022
"wife" lmao

No. 950056

>>950022
>>950048
There's actually even a drop of blood from a syringe spray, on this 'nice piece', at the right side of the hat, where the stars are! Nice touch, Luna!

No. 950057

>>950049
Ok then, I swear you’re missing out though.

No. 950059

>>950057
make her own thread then if you think it’ll generate interest - i think there’s german cows thread in w, otherwise just post in personal cows
>>950022
looks like the type of shit stuck to the bottom of your shoe after walking through a mall

No. 950064

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“fine”

No. 950066

>>949953
My new favourite thing every time Tuna posts about her soft fluffy long luscious hair is when someone on the other farms pointed out that she had all of her hair pushed forward. We already know her hair is a frizzy mess, but imagine when she doesn't have it wrapped around her neck like a scarf.

No. 950067

>>950066
Hey, that's Luna's best quality: her luscious locks! She has to rub that in the face of the woman Lurch used to somewhat-low-key steal from, who wore extensions & wigs! That's why she posts about how her hair looks like real life extensions. Bc Luna is clearly the winner, w/ a broke junkie by her side in a tiny boardinghouse room.

No. 950068

>>950059
kek it does look like that. Closer I look, the more I think I'm right as far as her printing it out, poorly coloring it, and then "laminating" it with clear tape. Also cracking up that she or Lurch affixed it to the wall with a fucking pushpin, when like 0.3cm of tape would have held it up fine without putting a hole in the fuckin' wall lol.

>>950064 why does this read like something pixyteri would write lmao, we all know her methadone clinic story but she seems especially unhinged right now. Wonder if she's back on crack again. Also I never noticed the hair-scarf thing until >>950066 mentioned it and you're so right nona, I can't un-see it. She must look bonkers out in the wild.

No. 950069

Just note: Amazon gives ppl on EBT 1/2 price membership. If they can't use the membership of someone like Luna's mom or dad, they could get their own monthly membership for $7/month. Also, as of today, Amazon takes EBT cash benefits! They deliver groceries, either for a small cash fee, if under $100 worth of EBT groceries are bought (like a few bucks), and tip is entirely optional & anonymous. Or, as of today, they could enroll in the unlimited grocery delivery program for only $5/month, using their EBT cash benefits, now, as payment. As long as your order is over $35, you can get as much grocery delivery as you want per month. So, w/ their $560-600/month in EBT benefits, they could be sitting quite pretty, w/ this new ability to pay these small, discounted monthly fees w/ their cash benefits, which are about $200/month for each of them–so $400 total. The 'not having access to healthy food' is getting dumber and dumber.(sage your shit)

No. 950070

>>950069
please sage your non-milk. also discounted grocery delivery for people on food stamps is nothing new, Walmart does it too, Amazon's offered discounted Prime for folks on EBT for years. This is not a "new ability" and even if it were, Luna is too lazy and retarded to do anything with it. She'd rather sell her stamps for drugs or blow them all on candy and whine on the internet about having anorexia.

No. 950071

>>950070
I apologize! The new ability to pay w/ EBT cash benefits is the 'new thing' that makes her have fewer excuses than ever.

No. 950072

>>950071 No worries, we've all dropped our sage once or twice. And I get what you mean. Luna's just a spoiled retard. Hell, maybe she'll actually look into it now that daddy dearest cut her off. She was always on his Prime account IIRC, but maybe he kicked her off when they got in that huge fight a while back.

No. 950076

>>950068
Definitely on crack. >>949777 looks absolutely fucking unhinged.

No. 950109

>>950076
I don't know, has she ever been vocal about using uppers? Surely we'd get a weigh loss arc if she was on crack. I've heard heroin can have a stimulating effect for some and I know that Kratom can be stimulating even though it functions similarly to opiates. Can a junkie nona tell us if this could be opiates?

No. 950110

>>950109
Low doses of opioids can have a stimulating effect. That's generally why kratom does that, bc it's a low dose of opiates. I think that counter-intuitive energizing effect of low doses usually happens for someone new to opioids, tho, so not for Luna. Also, she's already on methadone, so, that couldn't really happen for her since she's on a heavy opioid daily at baseline. Also, a lot of the 'crack' in NYC these days is actually bath salts, aka synthetic cathinones. It's very hard to find any legit coke or crack now.

No. 950113

>>950109
Luna's taken crack before but she doesn't talk about it much because it doesnt have a romantic tortured artist aesthetic, it's not her drug of choice and she only takes it when she can't get any other drugs. In the past shes stayed up all night smoking crack and moving all her furniture around. I assume the "My OwN SpAcE" sperging is the new version of that, she's tweaking out and moving all of her stuff from one corner of the room to the other.
>weigh loss arc
lol I doubt it. It's hard to grasp just how fat she is because she knows how to catfish, but I truly believe she is morbidly obese bmi >40. If Metformin and all her other fatty bombatty pharmaceuticals aren't helping her lose weight, taking crack for a few weeks isn't going to make her skinny either. Some people eat while they're tweaking, it doesn't physically stop you from eating food and fatties often find a way to power through any drug that suppresses appetite. Even if she somehow loses significant weight, once she gets access to her precious opiates again she'll stop taking crack, and the crash once you stop makes you binge on food because your body is suddenly screaming for calories.
>>950049
When she went to the library to download her switch games, she must have used the library computers to find "art" then paid $0.05/sheet to get it printed. This yankees garbage is one of the printouts, the unicorn coloring page up-thread is another one

No. 950114

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>>950113
samefagging but I had to go find it, pic is from thread #2. She kept the flower from her first gas station crack pipe and collaged it into a memory book kek.

No. 950119

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No. 950120

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No. 950122

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No. 950123

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No. 950124

>>950123
She so badly wants ppl to be jealous of her. It's not working, Luna. Almost anyone's life is multiple times better, no matter how you try to re-frame it. It's like she wants ppl to say, 'Oh, gee, I can't afford Olaplex hair mask for $30!,' so she can either say she gets it for free as another brag, or can just leave them wondering. She's chronically broke, deeply unhappy, and risks her freedom to steal Olaplex. No thank you. Most of us can buy a $30 hair mask if we want to, w/ our earned $. I bet she smells like a perfumed dirty, dank sock, w/ those fungus fingernails and smoke stained broom closet that she lives in.

No. 950128

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>>950123
This made me recoil

No. 950130

>>950121
If Luna was anywhere near as heavy at 10 as she was in high school then, yeah, she needed to lose weight. That doesn't change just cause you're 10. It's a topic that needs to be approached sensitively, but you can't just ignore weight issues in children because you don't want to upset them, or they grow up into obese adults like Luna. Just strikes me as odd here how she's making it sound like that comment was -so- off-base (offhanded as it may have been).

No. 950131

>>950120
manic is a funny way of saying fent, tuna.

No. 950132

>>950121
She makes it sound like the dentist was gonna approach her with a wrench and slam her in the face w/ it. That's called 'surgery,' Luna. The dentist wanted to treat you medically, not assault you, fool.

No. 950135

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No. 950136

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No. 950137

>>950136
>>it'll look better in the dark

It'll look better with your eyes closed you tard.

No. 950139

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seems Tuna was also reminiscing about her crack pipe flower collage today

No. 950140

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No. 950142

Why did tuba stop wearing bangs?

No. 950149

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No. 950150

>>950149
I think she'd been having trouble finding decent fent lately. She wasn't begging for $ for her 'content,' but was all sad and cutting herself. Now, that eye's looking awfully lazy and she seems awfully content all of a sudden.

No. 950152

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No. 950154

>>950149
oh boy, shes walleyed again.

No. 950155

>>950149
why is her right eyebrow flying away

No. 950157

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Anyone know if ppl call her Tuna partly bc she actually looks like one, especially when her eyes become wall-eyed, and her upper lip has that weird upward pointing shape?

No. 950159

>>950157
I always thought it’s because she’s big and stinky but that makes sense too

No. 950160

>>950152
is this the third bridge piercing to reject on her? when will she stop trying to make bridge happen?

No. 950163

>>950160
given her piss poor hygiene tricky piercings like that may never take. who knows why she keeps trying to make it work when it obviously is not.
>>950152
eyebrow blindness is real. those look god awful like some 90 yr old senile nana trying to paint eyebrows on

No. 950167

>>950160
B-b-b-but the piercer said this was my best bridge piercing yet! Third times a charm! Uwu!(uwu)

No. 950169

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Both looking at the camera and herself in her phone

No. 950170

>>950169
>>950157
Kekkk just perfect

No. 950174

>>950169
kek definitely got ahold of some fent again. not to blog but as a former junkie nona i can’t imagine looking back at this once sobering up and choosing to leave it there. i wish i understood how her brain functions (barely is the answer)

No. 950175

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No. 950176

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No. 950177

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looking absolutely massive here

No. 950179

>>950175
>can't close mouth
>tongue creeping out of mouth
>looks to be on the verge of drooling
>wall eyed
>I look rly cute

Sober queen.

No. 950180

>>950174
that’s why I don't understand why she not only takes selfies fucked up, she posts them online too. like does she find comfort, is it curiosity? like fucking hell

No. 950187

So her roots are 2 inches, how long until she is suicidal unless she gets her hair bleached?

No. 950188

>>950140
She can stop lying about being a natural redhead now, that's clearly brown

No. 950189

>>950188
I think she has red pubes, so to be accurate, she could just herself a 'red-pube.' Not a 'redhead.'

No. 950190

>>950135
What's going on in the background here? Bloody fingerprints on the dirty wall, or…?

No. 950192

>>950190
looks like she plants her feet there, but these two junkies are so fucking nasty in the weirdest ways idk why theres blood too

No. 950193

>>950190
they almost match the lines of her last 'self harm'

No. 950194

>>950149
i see those pizza boxes behind you ana queen

No. 950210

>>949779
You're in pain because you're 300lbs. Hope this helps

No. 950219

>>950139
man this bums me out a little. it's one thing to get high grades in Art and English or whatever but to do so well in psych and sociology and forensics… she could've actually gotten into a real/decent university program somewhere. it never could've happened for obvious reasons but damn man. child left behind indeed

No. 950221

>>950174
>>950180
She is too fucked up already, after doing drugs for years your brain no longer works the same way. Due to experience I‘m quite certain she does not at all see what we see when she looks at herself in pics and the mirror, she sees something else entirely. Also, I don‘t think she ever sobers up.

No. 950223

>>950219
yeah it’s strange to think about what her life would be like had she not met lurch and actually dated someone age appropriate who wasn’t a junkie. she might have actually had a chance at being actual functioning human being if lurch hadn’t dragged her into the junkie life. not to say she didn’t have mental illness and wouldn’t have started using without his influence, but he definitely set her on the abhorrent junkie lifestyle path they’re on now. somehow i feel like in a parallel universe she could actually be thriving and receiving the mental health care and meds she actually needs. i mean. she could still end up a cow. but maybe not a 300lb junkie making tissue paper falling out her ass content with a 40 yr old bf who sells his ass for drug money and hasn’t shit in a month type of cow.
>>950221
agreed. it’s too late for her. there’s no coming back from this, it’s only going to end one way unfortunately… and sooner rather than later.

No. 950229

File: 1735131919865.jpeg (1.3 MB, 1179x2090, IMG_8538.jpeg)

Merry Christmas! Remember you aren’t owed anything and you can always change your circumstances if you aren’t a wallowing self loathing flaming piece of shit!

No. 950230

>>950223
I feel like she would have just looked for another junkie scrote to have a toxic relationship with. I don't think having a healthy anything has ever been what she wanted. She would never think it's cool and grunge to be a normal functioning person especially as an "artist" kek.

No. 950231

>>950221
that’s so scary considering there seems to be a sliver of her left given her random reminisces she does every now and again ( >>950139 and >>950140 ) but shes too far gone.
and completely selfish now. shes never gonna stop doing the hard drugs, never gonna stop being a blubbering retard until she dies.

No. 950235

>>950139
This is kinda besides the point, but what the fuck kind of high school did she go too?? Bioethics? Psych in literature? Classic science fiction?? These are so niche and interesting for public high school courses, they sound much more like intro university classes just based on how niche, specific, and useless to an educational foundation they are. Did she go to some fancy high school where she never had to take algebra, biology, chemistry, trigonometry, a language??? (smalltownfag so ignore if these are typical high school level courses for a big school or big city but I was so perplexed by this class list…)

No. 950236

>>950235
I believe these grades are from her one year in college. I think she was at a community college in NY, and then dropped out 'for Lurch.'

No. 950238

>>950236
College doesn’t have report cards or marking periods

Reposting to Sage my bad

No. 950243

>>950223
Genuinely not being rude, but are you new to Luna? She has been in love with the uwu broken bbydoll/junkie lifestyle-aesthetic forever. She wanted it, she pursued Lurch as much as he groomed her, if it hadn’t been him it would have been someone equally as revolting. This has exactly what she wanted, except she didn’t want to be broke.

No. 950245

>>950223
Luna would identify herself as a 'gifted kid burnout' but I don't believe it. I don't see how her grades could be so high if she missed A THIRD of her lessons that year (61/180 days) due to 'mental health', except if her teachers felt sorry for her. Maybe giving her pity-grades to bolster her self esteem and give her a better chance in college. She was the awkward big girl who lived with grandma because mom couldn't put down the needle, then grandma died while Luna was still in school and she had to go live in a traphouse with junkie mom. I'm sure a lot of her teachers felt pity and tried to be a positive influence on her life, her friends' parents definitely tried.
A lot of 'gifted kid burnouts' like Luna are cunning enough to 'cheat' their way through life with zero effort, then around college-age they have a breakdown from their own lack of work ethic. I don't think Luna was ever smart, I think she knew how to tug on heartstrings with her tragic backstory and that's why the only skill she has is 'whining about how hard her life is and hoping someone will fix it for her.' It worked a lot better when she was a tragic teenager, now even her dad has stopped falling for it kek.
Even before Lurch and heroin, Luna only ever cared about chasing a high and she would have always ended up like this. She DID receive early intervention and was sent to rehab after being caught smoking weed at 17, she ignored all the coping mechanisms they taught her and laughed it off because she'd already taken stronger things than weed (adderall and pain pills) and found the idea of rehab stupid.

No. 950246

>>950231
>random reminisces
I'm pretty sure she dug out that page of her notebook because it was posted in this thread a day before and she reads here kek >>950114 this is an old cap from 2016. The only reminiscing Luna does is when the thread forces her to, or Facebook memories reminds her that she used to have a social life. The taped down hair has gone yellow from cigarette smoke, she had silver hair in 2016, and she chose to crop her grandma and mom from the page when posting this time around.

No. 950252

File: 1735177399602.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1170x1833, IMG_3223.jpeg)

poor pumpkin looks like she’s laying between two full grown people, not one person’s legs

No. 950253

>>950252
I can’t believe those are legs. Even under a blanket they look like anything other than the human legs of 1 person.

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No. 950257

>>950254

Nonna, your post is the best Christmas gift of all time.

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No. 950264

>>950219
dude she went to pratt and dropped out for lurch

No. 950268

>>950263
Am I the only one that always assumed she throws most of the stuff she steals away after using it once or twice? Seeing that one of these is almost empty and others have definitely been used multiple times is fascinating. Either she uses huge amounts or she literally plays with skin care products for hours every day while high.

No. 950269

>>950268
I never assumed she threw them out, personally. I think she has no regard for the high price of these items, since she doesn't ever buy them w/ her own $. If she did, she probably wouldn't slather them on carelessly–but that's how she goes thru so much, I think.

No. 950270

>>950263
Tuba’s life is so bleak that she’s posting, not about the beloved people, blessings, or events in her life at Christmas, but skin products. If I were her, I’d rope.

No. 950271

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No. 950272

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The difference being people on poshmark actually have valuable things that other people want and set their own price for compensation ?? lmao bitch is delusional

No. 950273

>>950271
Uh oh, sounds like someone's in withdrawal after all that time spent walleyed.

No. 950275

>>950272
jesus tuna, the difference is that normal people aren’t buying fentanyl with the money they make selling things secondhand. it’s like she can’t imagine spending money on something other than dope since she steals everything else.

No. 950276

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Her nails are getting more grotesque by the minute. imagine looking at one under a miscroscope

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No. 950278

>>950277
thats incredible I'm fucking dead. She's a glow up clean girlie now and she steals vitamin gummies to recover her fat whale body from all the drugs. Mature queen

No. 950279

>>950271
Can anyone tell me why, you think, Luna has to announce online publicly that she has raging diarrhea? Is it a way to show her ever present suffering, or a way to nudge her 'customers' to let them know she's dope sick, or a subtle hint to followers that they should check in on her and then send her money for 'medicine' or what?

No. 950280

>>950277
Jesus Christ I thought her arm was a fluffy blanket with flowers on it that she let her cuts bleed onto kek.

No. 950281

>>950277
am i a decrepit husk or are all these pretty standard items (except for maybe the anti-diarrheal) people keep in their medicine cabinet even if they don't finish the entire bottle/package?

No. 950285

>>950281
they are, luna just doesn’t steal things that she actually needs usually kek

No. 950288

>>950271
>>950276
>AI Coomer sticker
>Raging fungal infection
>Waddling down to CVS to steal pills so she doesn't shit herself
Tuna's life is something else

No. 950290

File: 1735249052738.jpeg (1.37 MB, 1290x2269, IMG_1621.jpeg)

Oh I wonder what it could be? Surely not the exact same picture she draws every time but with different words scribbled across

No. 950293

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>>950290
it’s 100% the same as always. someone tell Luna to steal a lightbulb next

No. 950295

>>950293
lol. signing it as 'Schumacher'

No. 950296

>>950293
You'd think she could draw something else of interest, rather than a cute version of what she thinks she looks like over and over for years. Maybe she thinks a tortured, outsider artist sometimes does things like that, obsessively, and one day after her death, all these scum covered stinky doodles will be featured in an art gallery. Dream on, Tuna.

No. 950297

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Kek the song choice. She posted this same video yesterday but must’ve not got enough comments so she deleted it and reposted today.

No. 950298

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No. 950299

>>950296
but anyone can draw pills and needles.

No. 950300

>>950298
>fresh skincare
>clothes caked in makeup and filth
Kek

No. 950301

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>>950271
Fun fact, if one takes large amounts of anti diarrhea meds, it gives you an opiate like high

No. 950302

>>950301
But only if you're opioid naive, meaning you have no tolerance. Wouldn't work for Ms. Luna. It's a very, very mild effect, only for those brand new.

No. 950304

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Luna Cat is now Luna Shu

No. 950305

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No. 950306

>>950305
Whoo! Xanny and hand-outs time! Exciting!

No. 950307

File: 1735262254832.jpeg (1.45 MB, 1290x2283, IMG_1634.jpeg)

She looks like a monster

No. 950308

>>950269
i initially assumed she resold a lot of it bc how else would they have any cash at all? but i've learned that she and lurch are just not money savvy junkies at all.

No. 950310

>>950305
>And obviously to see her duh
Can't wait for her mom to cut her off just like Papa Tuna

No. 950313

>>950293
"Never use alone" is this a self-portrait of her being wall eyed and posting those grotesque photos after shooting up? Those eyes are absolutely sending me.

No. 950320

File: 1735318351702.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1170x2077, IMG_3264.jpeg)

god i hope mama tuna cuts her off next. all of her relationships are transactional. actually not even that because she doesn’t give anything herself. just take take take what she can get from everybody

No. 950322

>>950320
idk what she's doing to her skin but the freckles on her forehead are looking weird

No. 950326

>>950322
it's just the filter not reaching the top of her head kek

No. 950329

>>950320
Who told her that shaving your eyebrows off was a good idea

No. 950330

>>950322
The filter doesn’t cover her fivehead.

No. 950331

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Did she give herself a chemical burn where the blood is

No. 950332

>>950331
Jesus she is such a jumpscare. For someone who is so obsessed with appearance and skin care especially she has no problem showing off her nasty inflamed crusty piercing bumps

No. 950334

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The fact you can tell her fungus nails are BROWN under those press ons. Why does she refuse to let them be?

No. 950338

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Track marks in her fat knuckles is a sad time even for Tuna.

No. 950344

>>950334
that pinky is so crooked, her thumb is so dark from fungus, wtf Tuba jfc

No. 950351

>>950334
what’s sad is all she needs to is buff it out. nails don’t need to “air out”, it’s a misconception. but she’s too lazy to even look up the most basic of self care, just like she didn’t know that her slugging cream wasn’t snail mucus but a heavy cream for SLUGGING.

No. 950356

>>950338
idk where you think you see track marks but jesus the grime and buildup in the gaps of those rings is foul

No. 950357

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Looks like actual poop under her nails…

No. 950362

>>950331
>>950332
Little horrified. Like body horror lite. The tiny burn from over bleaching or maybe a cut? The gross yellow. The texture of that skin combined with freckles and shaved eyebrows. The same woman worried about being the hottest girl in therapy or whatever. What a delusion.

No. 950366

>>950357
I've said this before but for a junkie doing it herself her hair usually turns out pretty even. My expectations were low and she massively succeeded them.

No. 950370

>>950351
you can’t buff nail fungus out, you have to treat it with fungicides

No. 950371

>>950357
tuna for the love of fuck please get rid of your fucking nails

No. 950374

>>950357
live update from the gross shared bathroom lmao. imagine just trying to use the restroom and a fat junkie is bleaching her hair.
>>950366
she probably just scrubs the bleach into her scalp the way a normal person showers, then throws a toner on over everything.

No. 950380

>>950366

it's only even when mommy helps her out

No. 950381

>>950374
Her result wouldn't be so even if she applied the bleach like that, so I really don't think she does it that way.

No. 950383

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No. 950384

>>950383
kek at the filter covering part of her hair on the right. tuna, you can’t brag about the state of your skin when it’s due to a filter

No. 950385

I'm so mad she finally realized that she should not bleach her entire head each time. She deserves to melt her hair off again.

No. 950386

>>950383
I swear, she wants us to feel jealous of her. Never gonna work, my dear, never. Your life is like one of the levels of hell. I wonder who she imagines her target demographic as: teen girls and early 20's women, who dream about having all the skincare items she has. The thing is, they'd maybe like to afford all that nice stuff, not risk their freedom in the world to stuff it in their coat, and be looked down upon by the entire world. Who does she think she's debut-ing her hair too, like that we're so eager to get a pic of it, play by play?

No. 950389

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>>950383
Lol she's starting to gain deathfat eyes. They have puffy upper eyelids/brow ridges from all the fat and it makes a triangle shaped dimple/shadow from the the eye to the temple. pic is a comparison with foodiebeauty who has the same thing but much more advanced.
She also changed the colour balance to hide the brassiness. The top looks blonde because she added green to the whole image, making the actually-blonde hair at the bottom bright green.

No. 950390

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>>950383
Besides the filter not covering her cancerous looking skin what is going on with her nose exactly?

No. 950391

>>950383
>>950386
If that's her goal, all I have to do is put my phone down and look around my home that I own, open my fridge and look at the fresh food in there, step on the scale and not have a BMI that's even in the overweight category, etc. I could go on but like… who would be jealous of her ANYTHING? A fat stinky homeless junkie that has NO life to speak of, lives in a broom closet in a druggie house, shares a bathroom, is so fat she has musculoskeletal problems, like pookie I could keep going on and on and on but that is all to say that if her goal is to make people jealous, she actually reminds me to be grateful for what I have and that I'm nothing like her kek

No. 950392

>>950383
Why does she have intense freckles on only her forehead? Is it just the filter doing heavy lifting?

No. 950393

>>950392
The filters she uses never cover her entire face. Where the freckles start is where the filter stops

No. 950395

>>950391
even the more worse-off nonnas stay winning because they don't have to wake up to a creature like lurch tbh. She's literally living a nightmare. I think the skincare and beauty products are all cope if anything. Doing time would probably be better for her than what she's currently doing.

No. 950398

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No. 950400

>>950389
I think she actually turned her hair green. She more than likely used t14 or t28, which is extremely "ash" and contains blue and green undertones.

No. 950407

>>950398
Awww, it's filthy, stained, and used just like her. It's a perfect fit

No. 950408

>>950398
What is it with cows and their clothing/accessories looking like sliced deli meats? This bag looks vile.

No. 950409

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don’t worry guys she added some of her grimy junk to the bag as well

No. 950415

>>950409
You just know the bag smells of cigarettes, cheap body spray, mildew and body odorr; the image is enough to make me gag.

No. 950417

>>950400
i think you could be right. or she fucked it up some other way. you’d think we would have gotten a ton of selfie spam showing off how hawt she is after bleaching her roots kek

No. 950421

>>950370
licensed nail tech, you can absolutely buff greenies out. There are two ways to get chloronychia; on the surface of the nail and between the nail plate and nail bed.

because luna is filthy and probably doesn’t prep her natural nail and wears cheap press ons for far too long, she’s constantly trapping moisture between the press on and nail plate, she most likely has it on the surface of the nail. She can just clean the nail, trim and buff it out. You can also just use 91% alcohol or diluted white vinegar to clean and disinfect the nail.

but since she just ignored it and kept putting nails over it, it’s probably worked it’s way further down the nail and now she’ll need anti fungal or acetic acid.

No. 950429

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>>950409
All I can see

No. 950450

>>950421
Thank you for sparing me the google search to find out if buffing the nails is enough to remove nail fungus. I love it when people who know what they're talking about add to the discussion.

No. 950459

>>950338
I’m dying at the hairs on her pinky and ring finger, how would you not feel that? unless youre zoinked out of your mind of course.

No. 950464

>>950338
LORDY the absolute grime inside the holes of that chain ring. She's so nasty and not in the cool grunge way she thinks.

No. 950467

>>950421
that shit is visibly deep into her nail beds now, it’s not going to buff out and with her hygiene it’s just going to get worse
this isn’t a little touch of green here and there, it’s rot

No. 950472

>>950467
it’s not rot, it’s a fungus that feeds on moisture. it being so dark means it’s probably on the surface, but unless she shows us, we’ll never know how bad it is, it’s pure speculation.

No. 950474

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Lunas January 1, 2022 Posts and goals…

No. 950475

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>>950474
And Lurchs comment on her new years post in Jan 2022

No. 950476

>>950475
Why would he post such absolute BS and lies like that? How would he have a nice job waiting for him, someone w/ no education who hasn't worked ever? And how would Luna get hooked up w/ a nice job, too? None of it makes any sense. Lurch has a serious case of pretending to be the temporarily fallen golden child. What is wrong w/ him?

No. 950477

>>950474
More proof (as if we need it) of Tuna’s absolute delusional mindset. She has no idea how to START making changes of this magnitude, and so many within a year?? Girl — start small. Start with getting a job. And maybe do some research on skincare, because you are doing it wrong.

No. 950478

>>950475
So funny the pipe dreams these junkies have. Two years later and they're more stagnant and sad than ever. Living in a dirty room in a trap house they were lucky to get. Musty clothes with their teeth rotting out. Tunas big events of the year are when she goes to mama tunas to mooch pills and hair color. And lurch is off who knows where doing who knows what. What a sad existence. Happy new year tuna, here's to another year of zero growth (I don't mean the scale).

No. 950479

>>950478
It’s 2025 nona, so it’s actually three years. Stagnant Tuna.

No. 950481

>>950475
Goddamn, it's never been this obvious that Luna and Lurch are from completely different generations and want entirely different things. He's talking about going off grid while Luna probably dreams of being a social media influencer.

No. 950483

>>950475
Lurch has always had a habit of talking himself up with absolute lies. He comments on Tuna's pictures of himself saying how strong and big he is lol and then when the Tessa saga was happening, he kept boasting about how rich his family is and how they own boats and he was some superstar baseball player to be. we have to remember he's been a drug user since probably Tuna was born so his brain is fried and lying is part of his nature.

No. 950485

>>950483
If his family does have any wealth to speak of, it does him no good, and that's for sure. He doesn't seem to have any contact w/ them. From my experience, ppl w/ wealthy families don't usually just let their family member go to hell when they struggle w/ addiction. They'll often try to help, still, and so I think that Lurch has probably done enough bad things that his family simply didn't want contact w/ him anymore, for reasons related to his personality, outside of his addiction. So, bragging about your family having money, that you have no access to, isn't much worth bragging about. I guess he was trying to lie & say he did have access to their supposed yachts and whatever else.

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No. 950488

>>950474
completely forgot about her plant phase. rip greenery, you're in a better place now.

No. 950497

>>950478
>Tunas big events of the year are when she goes to mama tunas
Hey now, don't forget her occasional CVS hauls or the new switch that lurch stole off some poor child just before christmas.

No. 950499

>>950497
Are you forgetting about her 3 month long hospital stay? Then her allusion to being busted for theft?

No. 950502

>>950474
Almost all of those goals are centered around vanity, hoarding, and shit she already does.

Her living situation is rancid but she prioritizes losing weight and spending even more time drawing the same self-portrait a billion times over getting a job. And she wants ANOTHER pet despite caring so little about Pumpkin that she can't even be bothered to shoplift high quality cat food or waddle her ass outside to smoke.

This bitch is hopeless.

>>950485
Lurch's dad certainly wasn't living the high life when Lurch and Luna were living with him. The man didn't even have an actual bed, just a rotting mattress on the floor. If Lurch's family has money, either it's from his mom's side and they want nothing to do with him, or it's from extended family on his dad's side that couldn't even be bothered to take care of a dying old man with congestive heart failure, let alone his junkie son and his stinky hamplanet girlfriend.

I wonder how much of his drug-fried delusional bragging Luna still manages to fall for. You know she must have believed all of it when she was a retarded 17 year old.

No. 950503

>>950502
honesty I think all of his most outlandish lies are for her benefit only at this point. almost like telling bed time stories to a child? except that would be sweet and actually caring while these two are just tragic

No. 950504

>>950488
I can't wait for her to put her green thumb to use again, rather than just trapping it under her nails.

No. 950505

>>950475
When I read this I just picture them both in a cardboard box on the street, half nodded out, coming up with this grand idea that they're going to move away and suddenly live normal lives. Kinda sad, but they're both irredeemably shitty people so…

No. 950506

>>950503
he's just trying to make himself feel big. it's the same reason why he always claims he's going to beat up other men when he knows they'd mop the floor with him. like most junkies the only thing he has in life is his delusions

No. 950508

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No. 950509

>>950508
Well, being in Xanax withdrawal is sheer hell mentally, so maybe that has something to do w/ why she feels so awful. Also, admitting to doing illegal things online is not a great idea, but that's Luna for you–and she confesses her mom's illegal actions w/ her prescription, too. How thoughtful of Luna, as usual. Lamictal is for bipolar disorder. It prevents bipolar mania, which is actually a usually very enjoyable state of euphoria & decreased inhibition. But, yeah, that'll make you feel less depressed and anxious…sure.

No. 950510

>>950508
lmao acting like she doesn’t take 8mg minimum at a time. Does anyone remember why she doesn’t drink? I’m honestly surprised she doesn’t mix alcohol with her benzos to try to stretch them out.

No. 950512

>>950475
this reminds me of those true crime cases where people prey on desperate people baiting them with a job and chance to go off grid/out of town and then murder them or some shit. def not what happened but lurch seems like he’d be an easy target for scams. i bet someone offered him a cushy job that comes with housing if he puts down a deposit or some dumb shit like that and he fell for it

No. 950513

>>950512
I don't think he'd have had any money to put down on a scam. I honestly think it was all imagination/lies w/ him. He constantly has to act like he's got an ace up his sleeve. He doesn't deal, despite ppl sometimes saying he does. (Middle manning here and there to other broke ppl isn't dealing.)

No. 950516

>>950508
Probably her "anxiety" is caused by her sedentary life. I mean she doesn't DO anything, she doesn't leave her broom closet, she doesn't interact with people irl, she doesn't expend energy doing anything besides occasionally waddling for pizza or junk food. I would have "anxiety" too if I didn't move or do anything besides shove food down my throat and sit on my ass in a tiny ass dirty room all day every day for years at a time.

No. 950517

>>950516
not to armchairfag, but running/jogging/walking/stealing a bike is LITERALLY FREE and would force some dopamine production. the most functional junkies know to move around at least a little to try and force recovery. these idiots can’t do anything right.

No. 950518

>>950517
I mean i don't consider it armchairing to say that she doesn't do shit so I get why she confuses it with anxiety. Imagine if she actually did enough activity in a day to use up energy and tire herself out? She would probably be able to sleep too, imagine that?

No. 950521

>>950510
alcohol probably isn't yummy enough for her compared to her usual diet of entire rolls of cream savers or entire cartons of ice cream. I think the closest thing we've seen to her eating "real food" is fast food burgers or pizza.

>>950516
Seems like a mix of her not doing shit and freaking out about her circumstances (while she's semi-lucid) and also withdrawal from whatever cocktail of drugs she's on and off at the moment. She doesn't have a steady stream of any one drug and tends to jump around depending on what she can get her fungus ridden claws on at the moment.

>>950517
but nonna! Her cotton eyed joe knee only allows just enough waddling about to steal hundreds from her local CVS once a week! Anything more and surely she'd crumble to dust!

No. 950522

>>950508
I can't believe she's posting on Facebook that she takes her mother's prescription.

No. 950523

>>950521
There are thousands of alcoholic drinks that contain about as much sugar as alcohol. She already drinks sweet drinks, so why not add a shot of vodka? I don't think that's the reason. My guess is she doesn't like the effects of alcohol. If you're someone who seems to nod out from fent or get wall-eyed and apply make-up on benzos, alcohol is going to seem extremely boring. I can see her drinking at a party if nothing else is available, but not alone at home. I think her favorite drug is fent, then benzos, then weed and/or sugar and fast food (not sure which one she prefers or if it goes hand in hand). If she doesn't have access to any of these she will do uppers because it's better than being sober to her and it helps with the craving for sugar and fast food. She and Lurch might also look down on alcoholics as junkies seem to do because no matter how low you are, you need a group of people to feel better than.

No. 950524

>>950331
Everything about this is so disgusting, her skin color and texture, the freckles, the hair, the eyes. She looks like raw undercooked unseasoned chicken(sage your shit)

No. 950525

>>950524
I haven’t checked on her in like a year, she looks worse than ever. I’ve been following her saga on and off for probably 15-16 years now since tumblr and I can’t believe it just gets worse and worse

Up until last year she looked horrible but you could tell she was still young / in her 20s

She looks SO aged lately like well into her late 30s and she’s not even 30 yet, she’s 29 right? Yikes man(sage your shit)

No. 950529

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Lieutenant Tuna.

No. 950530

>>950508
She might actually die. Mixing lamictal with all the shit she abuses is a huge risk

No. 950533

>>950529
Since when has Luna ever actually celebrated the new year? The point of this post is that the celebration of it seems pointless, not a nurse at your methadone clinic saying 'Happy New Year' to be polite.

No. 950535

>>950523
This is spot on except that self harm is somewhere on the list, probably after fast food. But really it’s incredible imo that she has never become addicted to alcohol, all things considered. She probably would need a steady job to become desperate enough to use alcohol daily

No. 950537

>>950504
KEK
>>950508
Aww that's horrible, doctors refusing to give benzos to the benzo addict is a sign of society's decline.

No. 950541

>>950512
It's funny you say that because if I'm remembering right, at one point he was talking about going out to Humboldt County, California to trim weed. The trim scene is practically dead there now but when it wasn't people who came from out of the area to trim/get involved with growing did tend to disappear or get robbed, labor trafficked, etc. So I'm pretty curious where he got that idea in the first place.

No. 950542

>>950523
Alcohol is a downer, and she already abuses so many downers that have a stronger effect.
Why settle for normal sads, when she can get wall-eyed and miserable from just a couple pills?
Alcohol abuse where I live is much more expensive bang for buck. Stealing xannies from her mum and getting wasted off some pills also weighs less than carrying a 6-pack home every day.
Also maybe it's part of her ana larp, because muh calories, but she forgets that her daily diet of carbs and sugar is much worse on her scales than being a drunkorexic.
She's being efficient in a way that'll fuck her body up quicker and get her in jail for illegal posession or script fraud much quicker.

No. 950543

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>let’s hope
How is this any different than any other day in your useless junkie life?

No. 950545

>>950542
People take downers, aka central nevous system depressants, bc they enjoy them. It doesn't make them miserable. It's called a depressant or downer bc it slows the action of your CNS, not bc it brings you down mentally. Of course, it might bring your life down, but that's just how the cookie crumbles and separate.

No. 950548

>>950508
>muh depression and anxiety
I just don't believe it anymore when people say this shit on social media, especially from a junkie. it could be anything: it could be a drug wesring off so she wants more drugs, a dose of reality that is her living situation and she wants to crawl back into being high af, an argument with lurch, just anything.

No. 950554

>>950541
oh god imagine a lurch and tuna true crime arc. he’s stupid enough to accept any opportunity without doing his due diligence to make sure it’s legit. guess he was too stupid to even make that happen. i wish he posted more about himself online because every time we get a nugget of milk about him it’s so unreal. like how he got attacked by dogs and got a payout for that, how he sells ass for drug money, etc.

No. 950573

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No. 950574

>>950573
Oh, yeah, that'll be the change in her life that makes all the difference. Don't eat healthier food at home, or use less drugs, or leave Lurch, or get a job. More self portraits is the key to success for Luna.

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No. 950578

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No. 950579

>>950578
SIMPLY LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE. I HIGHLY doubt he is reaching out to you at all. Wanting him to die because he refuses to give you what you want is absolutely pathetic. You contact his only when you need something (money, asspats, etc). Sever ties and go fuck yourself. He owes you nothing.

No. 950585

>>950577
She's so delusional. There's no way she'd even be able to hold a real job if anyone was desperate or stupid enough to hire her. Plus she's a massive thief? She was recently caught stealing? She supposedly can't be on her feet for very long? She's stinky and dirty all the time? Why would anyone call you back Luna? There's no hope for her as long as she's still using and with lurch. Each passing year the chance of her ever changing things drifts farther and farther away. Like she can't even be assed to have dreams or "new years resolutions" anymore. Grim.

>>950578
>>950579
She probably is still holding out on getting his stuff and nice apartment if he does. She's talked about it before. Her entitlement issues are through the roof tbh. I hope her dad gives everything to charity before giving it to her though, just look at how she and lurch treated roger.

No. 950586

>>950578
Her dad lives in an apt in Manhattan for ppl w/ low incomes, I think, where they have a housing lottery, which gives you the chance to rent an apt at a very reduced rate. She wouldn't inherit that if I'm correct. I don't think all his second hand belongings would add up to much in terms of an inheritance, and he probably doesn't have a large cache of cash.

No. 950594

>>950586
he has a rent controlled apartment, which she can inherit, but how could she and Lurch pay even the absurdly low rent?

No. 950598

>>950594
He is in a Mitchell-Llama apartment which is a very specific type of co-op situation. It’s highly sought after but you still need to pay usually $1-2k in maintenance fees a month.

It can be passed on to a relative but under VERY strict rules, she’d have to live there for 2 years immediately prior to his death and be vetted by the coop board and qualify. You need provable income and have to be reporting that income for those 2 years as well.

There’s no way she will be able to inherit it unless she really worked for it. I’m sure she thinks she can though.

No. 950602

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pt 1

No. 950603

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pt 2

No. 950604

>>950602
Is she seriously saying “I haven’t asked him for a single dollar” as if it’s a brag? Tuna you’re a fucking adult.

No. 950605

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pt 3 (sorry I couldn’t get it in one screenshot)

No. 950606

>>950602
She could get a free phone & phone service, which includes data also, thru the program that gives them to ppl on food stamps. They allow you to upgrade to a nicer phone via their site, or switch the sim card into your current phone if it's unlocked. Why does she not do that?

No. 950607

>>950604
Almost 30 and still BPD raging when she doesn't get the gibs. Does she not have a modicum of shame given that she touched herself on the phone while leading him to believe she was turning her life around? It's like she blocks out her own shit actions because her Dad yelled at her on a balcony as a kid. Kek. She WILL die before him.

No. 950609

>>950579
People like Luna can't stand knowing someone they tried to manipulate is living guilt free after they've told them to fuck off. He has to be dead so she knows he's not just ignoring her attempts at manipulation and he can't have any pleasures she can't take from him.
>>950605
>"You're assuming I'm going to die before you"
I wonder why he thinks you'll die first Luna. Is it maybe your fentanyl addiction and the fact that you, apparently, overdose every five seconds? Everytime she talks about how many times she's "almost died" it goes up, but noo, it's impossible to imagine why he's been mentally preparing for his daughters death for years.

No. 950610

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Luna posted on her story that she's tired of haters following her and giving her backhanded comments and knew immediately it was this diamonds and bones chick. she comments on nearly all of her pictures, oftentimes the only one who comments, and it's always some funny shit like this. and of course, Tuna is insecure AF because her eyes are looking at two different directions and she's like "fuck you my eye is dry!!"

No. 950613

>>950605
she's mad that he's threatening to stop paying for her phone, she wishes he were dead ASAP… so wouldn't the obvious answer be to get rid of the phone so he's no longer in your life at all? the answer is because she still wants one more person to pay for something so she doesn't have to.

No. 950615

>>950602
She doesn't see how fucking stupid she sounds in this post. Cable and wifi are not necessitates and running up his bill because of it and wishing he was dead is retarded. Get a life and you won't have to sit around all day using up so much data. I hope he does cut her off and then gets a restraining order when she inevitably flips out. She sounds jealous asf that things worked out for him, and even though she was given a large inheritance, she blew it, and ended up in a little shithole with an ugly middle aged man who groomed her. Funny how she talks about her mom now after telling the social worker she didn't deserve help bc she was old and her life was over. Good for her dad for cutting her off.

No. 950616

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>>950610
Kek I hope she never stops commenting on lunas pictures. She’s delusional about her appearance and needs to hear it

No. 950617

>>950616
Sounds like a loser actually.

No. 950620

>>950617
well obviously but that’s beside the point

No. 950621

>>950616
I feel like she's a stupid farmer who secretly hopes to befriend tuna for both milk and personal reasons. Her own account is embarassing.

No. 950622

>>950585
Nona, every time she posted her dreams and resolutions before, they were always the same. Lose weight, get blonde, more "art" + some pipe dreams like a job or a move.
She can't even manage the easier things, like losing weight or pumping up shit drawings/poems more.
It feels to me she finally gave up because the only thing she can cross of her list every time is "get blonde hair" (on mommy's dime)
Grim.

No. 950624

>>950602
>>950603
>>950605
Who needs enemies when you've got a daughter like Luna? I only skimmed it because this post is unhinged and depressing. What stood out to me is that she accuses him of having it easier than most people and that's literally what's been said about Luna for years. She had way more chances than the average person.

No. 950627

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>>950616
i'll take my ban for this but is def an attention seeking munchie cow herself. also her moid is hideous and has a dead tooth to match tuna kekkkk

No. 950629

>>950602
>I haven’t asked him for a single dollar
>complains about him possibly not paying for her phone

No. 950631

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No. 950632

>>950602
Holy shit the narc rage is strong in this one. Looks like he officially cut her off, it's about time

No. 950634

>>950632
Who cut whom off?

No. 950635

>>950632
He only threatened to because she was eating all of his data.

Side note, what kind of scummy bitch airs their family's dirty laundry online for pitty? (assuming her habitual lying ass is actually telling the truth).

No. 950636

>>950605
>>950602
>>950603
even if every single word of this was true she would take it all back in a heartbeat if he gave her keys to his apartment and enough money to support her various addictions. people only hold any value to luna when they're giving her what she wants

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No. 950646

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>>950598
looked into it, he cant take care of his grown ass daughter when hes already struggling too, selfish cunt
https://www.nyc.gov/site/hpd/services-and-information/mitchell-lama-program.page

No. 950648

>>950643
Wake up babes, new cope for never having worked a day in her life just dropped KEK

No. 950650

>>950598
I can't wait for her to find out she won't get her dad's apt, bc of those criteria! I wish she'd post more specifically about if she believes she'll be able to inherit it. Has she ever mentioned that directly?

No. 950652

>>950640
HOW many times is she going to post about this fucking thing? It’s not cute. First off, it’s cheap. Now, that doesn’t necessarily mean it can’t be cute - but the minute something falls into Tuna’s clutches, it instantaneously becomes grimy. And that is definitely not cute. It’s just pink. Pink, and gross.

No. 950653

>>950602
>>950603
>>950605
It's so obvious she's jealous that he "got it easy" and is living better now. He might've been a shit dad, but we've seen him try to support her and he still pays for his adult daughter's phone after all these years. Didn't she used to post all the stuff she'd steal from him anytime she visited him too Can't really say I blame the guy for being frustrated and ready to cut her off. He's trying not to relapse while having a junkie daughter that doesn't want to get better. Her mom is actively using and supplying her with drugs still too? Of course he doesn't want her involved.

>>950646
So the "it's meant for artists reee" is just her thinking she's more entitled to it than he is I guess. Not seeing anything anywhere about it being artist-only.

>>950643
>>950644
The junkie cope is off the charts. She may not be buying anything because she's too busy nodding off to get a job, but she quite literally overconsumes fast food and beauty products she absolutely doesn't need? She's obviously just seething jealous again.

No. 950654

>>950642
She likes nails and she likes shopping at temu, why don't she just order nail stuff for like $20 and start doing her own press ons? I know its optimistic but like any hobby would be good for her. Since she won't develop her drawing only painting the same picture over and over why not try something new?
Again, just me being overly positive but it would be such a easy thing to take up for her

No. 950655

>>950642
Before when a nona claimed to see track marks on her knuckles I didn't see it. Now I see them all over her hand. What else could that be on her upper knuckle on the middle finger? And it looks like there's scars on some of the other knuckles too. How desperate do you have to be to inject drugs into your fucking knuckles? She's not even 30 yet

No. 950658

>>950655
honestly it just looks like her freckles

No. 950659

>>950655
Hands, and specifically knuckles, are actually an easy place for many ppl to inject. Tiny veins on each knuckle work well w/ small needles.

No. 950662

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>>950658
Obvi not freckles.

No. 950664

>>950662
100% not wking Tuna but it’s obvi not a track mark either. Looks more like Pumpkin scratched her. We know she’s using i’m just not seeing what other nonnas are seeing

No. 950665

>>950663
That in particular is not a track mark. The other marks on her knuckles were track marks, and I'm sure of that. Right on the middle part, the joint, there are on either side and in the middle, three tiny veins on ppl's knuckles, easy to access w small needles.

No. 950666

>>950665
she 'famously' had to have lurch visit her on lunchbreaks the last time she had a job to shoot her up, you're dreaming if you think she has the capacity to hit a tiny vein on the hand where the slightest movement would dislodge the needle

No. 950671

>>950653
There is one building in the program that gives priority lottery access to area residents and also anyone from around the country who is a member of some performing arts union.

Basically you can qualify to apply and not be an nyc resident if you’re a member of that union. It’s not restricted to only artists.

Her father also used to work in the recording industry. She’s shared a photo in the past of some event she went to as his guest years ago where there were some semi-famous artists attending. He was probably also a member of that union.

No. 950673

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No. 950677

>>950673
Is lurch still selling his ass or something, how would these two jobless losers even afford $900 a month in rent? It's also funny that she has the money to "buy a purse" from the thrift but not a lamp. Anyone who sees her public posts must know that everything she has is stolen. Also the audacity of her trying to call other people unwashed and stinky.

>>950671
Honestly, a lot of this makes sense. So her father worked in the recording industry alongside actual musicians in the 70s-80s, got addicted to dope because of course he did, hooked up with another junkie at the clinic, luna is born as an accident, dad keeps trying to get clean, uses connections to move on or better his life, tuna's mom never gets clean and enables her daughter, letting her 30 something year old plug date her teen (underage?) daughter. It's no wonder tuna had these delusions of living some sort of 90s grunge rockstar heroin chic life with a "layne staley" look-alike lurch (her words not mine kek). Also makes sense that she seems to resent her father for not being a REAL artist despite him actually having some involvement in the arts while she has done nothing with her adult life besides bedrot and steal.

No. 950679

>>950673
>>950673
nobody tell her what a power strip is.

No. 950680

>>950673
If she wasn't lazy could she move to another state where things are more affordable and idk, maybe GET A JOB so she can afford a place that isn't a junkie shithole? Nothing is stopping her. She has no job or anything tying her to her current city. It's not a crazy concept tuna, people make moves all the time.

No. 950682

>>950673
You'd think the super cold air would kill the bugs that share a room with these two or she'd buy her own buy spray and maybe stop leaving sugary food/drinks out after all this time. She said a lot about her and lurch being soo cold they're shivering, nothing about pumpkin though. I hope she's stealing sufficient warmth from these two fatsos.
>>950679
KEK

No. 950684

>>950673
Tuna’s always taking selfies in low tank tops or paper thin stretch pants, of course she’s cold all the time. Ffs, just wear a sweater and get under the blankets. You do fuckall all day anyways
>I’m someone who’s always hot
Even her lard isn’t enough to keep her warm

No. 950687

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>>950662
>>950664
>>950666
I didn't want to be this autistic but I feel like I have to. Obviously Luna isn't injecting herself, especially since this is her dominant hand (I think). Lurch has been using for many decades, I'm sure by now he's better at finding veins than some nurses.

No. 950692

>>950687
Respectfully nona, you are retarded. Junkies do not shoot into their fingers, the veins there are so small it's impossible to shoot up. they go for the veins on the back of the hand, or those between the knuckles on the hand, not tiny veins in their fucking phalanges lol. I'm more shocked no one's addressing her aunt(?) kindly telling her to get it together in >>950631

No. 950693

>>950692
As someone w/ experience injecting into my knuckles, I can assure you, it used to be a favorite spot and is absolutely done. When you tie off your hand, those ones pop out. There are very small needles w/ tiny needles that are used for that.(blogposting)

No. 950697

>>950673
if it really is that cold and dirty, i feel even worse for the cat

No. 950698

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No. 950701

>>950603
>steals from the salvation army
Like father like daughter

No. 950704

>>950640
that bag looks like sad dobby

No. 950705

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>>950640
Her nail is fully just black now. Hand masks won’t fix that rot you dumb fat fuck

No. 950709

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No. 950710

>>950709
Lamictal is a med for bipolar disorder. It helps regulate moods, especially preventing bipolar depressive phases, not regular depression. If your life is depressing, is your depression even 'clinical depression' or just a normal reaction to very depressing circumstances, that anyone would have? And I wonder if her doctors see her ups and downs w/ drugs and her borderline splitting, and are trying to see if she might be bipolar bc she's up & down. But, taking Lamictal bc your life is truly depressing will help nothing.

No. 950712

>>950673
She has the balls to complain about someone else's hygiene when she never fucking washes her clothes!

No. 950713

>>950710
It's the food old mindset of "if I take this I will feel better" that is typical for junkies. I don't think anyone wouldn't be depressed, anxious and disgusted by their body if they were in her place. But junkies are always on the hunt for that one thing to consume that will fix all their problems instead of fixing their problems.

No. 950716

>>950713
literally the lifecycle of a junkie kek. Get addicted to something. let addiction ruin entire life. "oh my god i'm so depressed". Get addicted to something else in order to feel better. let addiction ruin entire life. "oh my god i'm so anxious". get addicted to yet another thing in order to feel better. and so on and so on. Tuna has gone from crack to heroin to food to asspats to self harm. I would feel like a fat, stinky, ugly, useless waste of oxygen too if I was in her situation. something something call a spade a spade lmao

No. 950719

>>950709
>i have no friends. i don't trust anyone. the only time people hit me up is to ask me about fucking drugs or doctors.
This whole post is a joke, but that part got me especially because I don't think I've ever seen her in a normal, symbiotic friendship where there's an even distribution of acts of genuine kindness and effort. Every interaction she's had with someone outside of Lurch or her parents is
>my bestie bought me food
>my bestie took me shopping
>look at this x my bestie got me
I'm doubtful anyone is asking her for anything, but it's really funny to see her complain about it given how much she takes from other people. Doesn't feel too good, does it Tuna?

No. 950722

>>950698
Her art was never really that good to begin with but it has deteriorated so badly this looks like a child trying to color in a shitty coloring book idk why she bothers and I truly wonder how she sees the art she makes

No. 950731

>>950719
What about that friend that got her a switch lite? Surely they could send her money! Oh, that's right.. Lurch stole it.

No. 950736

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Tuna, girl, i am begging you to give your nails a fucking break

No. 950737

>>950736
I'm curious to see how these nails look as they get dirtier and dirtier in her filthy hovel. Does she think no one noticed her nail fungus in those earlier videos w/ bare nails? She was clearly trying to hide the effected nails as much as possible while doing supermodel poses.

No. 950741

>>950736
>Finally get to wear them now that my nails are nearly as black underneath

No. 950742

>>950606
she has one. she was bragging about her obamaphone and its potato camera not long ago. she thinks she needs two phones, and not just any phone, but the latest iphone, and the pro version at that.
>>950698
>>950736
being fat and ugly is karma for being such a shitty person kys ugly fatty(a-logging)

No. 950744

>>950742
Oh, wow. I've had an Obama phone before, and the ones they have are really not bad at all. Yes it only has one lens on the camera, not three, but it really is decent all around. Idk why she thinks she needs an amazing phone, when that one does more than enough, lets you watch videos w/ ease and do internet browsing well, and all kinds of things. It's better than you might expect for a cheap phone.

No. 950751

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No. 950752

>>950751
even if she did get prescribed opiates for her “pain”, she should know by now it will do nothing for her as she’s already dependent on fucking FENTANYL

No. 950753

>>950744
For someone who is always struggling and supposedly so poor she really expects luxuries and will complain about anything and everything. She will never be thankful she isn't homeless or having food insecurities and she feels entitled to the best of the best at all times but never reaches logical conclusion that she should get a fucking job. And no, not a cushy office job, any job she can get that will look past the fact she is very visibly a junkie with poor hygiene.

No. 950754

>>950752
But then she could sell her precious oxy for fent money. Maybe lurchy is tired of pulling weight.

No. 950756

>>950754
ayrt yeah that was my second thought, because obviously oxy isn’t going to really do anything for her. opiate tolerance goes up hard and fast. it’s a wonder she’s still getting so wall-eyed on the shit she does.

No. 950758

File: 1736226391795.png (2.14 MB, 1080x1488, tunaart2021.png)

>>950698
>>950709
Was reading the old threads and this felt appropriate to share. She was having a similar rant, but with slightly better art just a few years back. There's definitely been a steady decline in her appearance, housing situation, and art over the years. It's been forever since she actually drew anything half decent though.

No. 950766

>>950751
How exactly does one get a meniscus tear when they do zero physical activity? Isn't that an injury usually seen in people who do heavy impact stuff like gymnastics?

No. 950767

>>950766
Yeah but at her size the joints are probably constantly under pressure every time she stands and that’d be like trail running for average weight people. It’ll be hilarious if she starts needing joint replacements because they will tell her she has to lose weight and it will shatter that skinny waif imagine of herself. Good, respectable doctors won’t do those surgeries if they are likely to fail and if she won’t lose weight for the surgery then she won’t be able to do the immediate PT required to guarantee a successful surgery. The meniscus though is probably just mildly torn too. She can still walk and an average person can go years and years, sometimes their entire life without surgery for what she has. She’s just thinking she will get those coveted pain meds and she’s in for a surprise about that.

No. 950774

>>950758
For how many years in a row now has she been drawing crappy self-portraits over and over, w zero improvement? Couldn't she draw some other ppl in her life, like her mom w/ her witch chin jutted forward and pointy and jaw length shortened, bc of her tooth loss? That'd be funny. And let's see 'angel boy' drawn more realistically than in the past, too. That'd be hilarious.
All her art is so tumblrina mopey all the time.

No. 950782

>>950751
Kek - Tuna is so delusional and ignorant that she doesn’t take into consideration that a.) she’s way too fat and b.) fat is INFLAMATORY, thus exacerbating any pain she is experiencing. Her doctors won’t tell her this, because they won’t want risk catching any “fat intolerance” bullshit and why even bother for a stinky junkie that’s really only fishing for opiates anyway? No way is she going to do anything to fix the problem if it requires any effort.

No. 950786

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No. 950787

File: 1736290336327.jpeg (1.19 MB, 1170x2070, IMG_3533.jpeg)

chat are we surprised?(learn2integrate)

No. 950789

>>950787
What could they do for her? As someone said, even oxy's wouldn't do anything for her, bc she's on methadone daily. (And whatever else she injects some days, fentanyl.) And what does she claim the pain is from, really? Having had osteomyelitis, a bone infection, that's now cured, would not cause ongoing pain. So, what did she expect? I truly would love to know.

No. 950791

>>950789
She expects a magician to make all her problems disappear without having to lift a single fat finger.

No. 950793

they don’t even give opioids to non addicts anymore. this bitch is stupid as hell if they think they’re gonna give them to a junkie

No. 950796

>>950793
Yup, they don’t give anyone anything anymore. I had a surgery and got sent home with a whopping 6 Vicodin then was told to alternate Tylenol and Advil. What exactly is she expecting? Especially when she’s already a documented drug user on high dose methadone?(blog)

No. 950807

>>950796
I get 60 oxys every 28 days and have for the past
five years for chronic pain. Sorry you're all junkies that can't be trusted? Doctors who trust you and feel you have a valid reason have no issue prescribing stuff. I've had to change doctors multiple times for insurance and never once had any issues or any doctor hesitate to give me opioids(blogging)

No. 950808

>>950807
No one cares

No. 950812

>>950807 Do you think that all of the women being sent home with advil or tylenol after horrifically painful procedures like hysteroscopy are "useless junkies that can't be trusted"? Genuine question. You sound male.

No. 950813

>>950807
Many ppl w/ debilitating chronic pain are denied proper pain relief these days, even the elderly w/ no history of drug use whatsoever.

No. 950818

File: 1736356200464.jpeg (1.18 MB, 1170x1830, IMG_3540.jpeg)

i wish she’d leave pumpkin alone

No. 950819

>>950818 Everytime I see Pumpkin I am so heartbroken. I hope in the next life they are pampered and loved.

No. 950820

>>950818
The way she holds pumpkin like that pisses me off. I just know she lets go and drops the cat from that height when she's done using her as a photo prop.

No. 950822

>>950818
Literal poop fingers

No. 950823

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No. 950824

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No. 950825

File: 1736362513934.jpeg (1.35 MB, 1179x2118, IMG_8680.jpeg)

Jumpscare.

No. 950826

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No. 950827

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She always looks so crusty

No. 950828

>>950823
her make up is fucked. did she slather it all over face like a moisturizer kek

No. 950834

>>950824
>>950818
I think Pumpkin is starting to look better? Her fur isn't as clumped anymore? I wonder if Luna took her to the vet?

>>950827
>>950826
I miss it when she did more elaborate and stylized looks like how she used to do old Hollywood hair or idk try different styles of makeup.

No. 950835

>>950828
I guarantee you she didn't take Pumpkin to the vet. She documents the most banal events every day, and posts them all. She couldn't resist the opportunity to be praised for doing that. She'd never spend her cash on taking Pumpkin there, either, bc that would mean buying a carrier, paying for transportation to a low cost vet, bc she couldn't afford a normal one.
Actual cash, not food stamps, must be crazy tight for her and Lurch, like they probably don't even have two nickels to rub together at times, I bet. She gets free van rides to and from all her medical appts, including the clinic. She doesn't even care to pick Pumpkin up the correct way, let alone spend her precious $ on the vet.

No. 950836

>>950673
she writes her complaint manifestos like a boomer writes a negative yelp review. the way she places the exclamation points in certain sentences to really drive her point home just makes me kek
>>950603
i like the addition of “he stole 10k from salvation army” as if she isn’t constantly stealing anything that isnt cemented down
tbh i don’t blame her dad at all. it’s frustrating and annoying dealing with her through this site, i can’t imagine her having a direct line to me whenever she wants more shit from amazon or shein. he probably wasn’t a great dad but he’s exactly the kind of dad she deserves, esp now that he’s sick of her shit.

No. 950837

>>950834
>>950835
If she took her to the vet her instagram feed would be 100 selfies holding pumpkin just like >>950818 on the ride to the vet and a exaggerated story about how the vet was the most evil human alive after they told her pumpkin is not in the best health, or a made up/exaggerated story of how the vet said pumpkin is the best most healthy cat to ever step foot in the vets office and tuna is a great pet owner.
She literally documents whenever she moves a trinket slightly to the left on her bedside table or when her free junkie van ride is 4 minutes late.
If she didn't post about it, it didn't happen.

No. 950839

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What the fuck is this gunk between her fingers? Revolting.

No. 950840

>>950824
Nah tuna, the cat just hates you.

No. 950843

>>950839

tinfoil since you can see her pupils in that pic but fent/heroin tends to leave black smudges on things.


(repost forgot to sage)

No. 950849

>>950843
It's not that deep. She's a filthy junkie who doesn't bathe properly and never washes her hands.

No. 950850

>>950818
Doesn't like being picked up or photographed. Let me do both!

No. 950851

>>950850
It's ridiculous of her to say Pumpkin doesn't like being photographed. The cat's not aware the phone is taking a photo of her. Or, is Pumpkin self-conscious about her appearance?? It's simply that she doesn't like being held the way Luna does it, or in general, or doesn't like Luna's treatment of her.

No. 950853

>>950826
>>950827
It really intrigues me how she can be so vain and and obsessed with image and so dirty at the same time. She spends so much time looking at her own face and slathering on products and yet she can't wash her hands.

No. 950856

>>950824
>jams her pointy press on nails into the cats ribs
>She hates photos
No you're probably hurting her and burning her nostrils with your body odor, fabreezed clothes, ash tray stink, and unflossed teeth, to be honest.

No. 950860

>>950851
I would say its more of an indication pumpkin doesnt like Tuna. Cats study the ever loving shit out of their owners. We have seen the stain theyve left on the building from their smoking, what if thats the cause of Pumpkin's eyes and annoyance?

No. 950861

File: 1736391723452.jpeg (1.47 MB, 1290x2055, IMG_1820.jpeg)

What is up with pumpkins lip?!

No. 950862

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i wonder what her excuse will be this time. i really wish pumpkin had been found by someone, literally anyone, other than Tuna. that poor cat

No. 950864

>>950861
I shouldn't have checked this thread in the morning, now I'm bummed out. I wonder how high she is that she can't see something's seriously wrong with her cat in that picture.

No. 950865

>>950862
Probably "oh I was playing with her before and she was having so much fun she bumped her lip into her toy too hard! Lol! It's fine! She's the healthiest cat the vet has ever seen!" Isn't this animal neglect at this point? It clearly has several health issues she won't have treated.

No. 950866

Isn't there something that can be done? Can't this be reported? I don’t know how it works in the US, but in Germany, you can report things like this to the local authorities. It honestly breaks my heart, I can’t believe she posted this picture and doesn’t see it. My God, that poor animal.

No. 950867

>>950861
The cats in bad shape but nobody cant do anything unless you want to break the cow tipping rule. So do what you will, but in the end, they might not do anything even if someone were to call authorities because shelters are overpopulated in america in alot of cities.

No. 950870

>>950861
It looks like some of her lip was fucking ripped off. That’s absolutely an infection, my cat would get “acne” around her chin/upperlip and it would become infected when I was feeding her out of plastic bowls. Acne isn’t a big deal in cats, but it can absolutely fuck them up if it gets infected and we know shit for brains isn’t taking her cat to the vet. Fuck you Luna.

No. 950872

It looks like Pumpkin has a "rodent ulcer". They have a very distinct look and it looks just like that. Can be caused by so many things and her poor living conditions and care could contribute to a lot of them and it could also be a sign of serious underlying disease. She needs to see a vet either way. I don't think it will go away on its own. Poor baby.

No. 950873

The bitch puts the cats food and water next to it's litter box. Name one cat that shits where it eats.

No. 950875

>>950872
Yes that's exactly what it looks like to me as well, or heaven forbid it's something worse.

No. 950876

>>950861
I know we're all focused on poor pumpkin's mangled lip rn, but is that lurch's zombie leg in the background? It looks diseased.

No. 950877

>>950876
Oh wtf, yes that's definitely his leg. Wonder wtf is going on with that and if it has something to do with all those compression socks she's always stealing

No. 950878

>>950861
This poor innocent baby. This fat self centered greedy cunt makes me so enraged. Why is it that every single cow on this site neglects their poor animals it pisses me off to no end

No. 950880

>>950861
She's deleted this off her insta now. No suprise.

No. 950881

Of course she deleted the picture now because she wasn’t getting the asspats she wanted. She’s such a piece of shit. fucking animal abuser

No. 950882

>>950861
That swelling can be caused by flea allergies, you can see the fleas on poor pumpkin’s ears

No. 950883

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>>950877
Deep vein damage from injecting in his legs.

No. 950884

Yeah that’s a rodent ulcer and at that stage it’s not going to go away on its own. She needs to stop being a selfish cunt and at the very least grift for money to see a vet. It looks like there may even be permanent facial damage at this point.

No. 950885

Did anyone happen to catch if she ever responded to either of those comments before she deleted the post? I hope one of her followers messaged her about it and she can't just go back to ignoring pumpkins health issue and pretending that post never happened.

No. 950886

>>950885
Based on her pattern of deleting posts & questions about Pumpkin's health, (and even blocking ppl who dare to nicely inquire if the cat's ok) I don't think even DM'ing her will get anywhere. She's determined to ignore the issues w/ Pumpkin's well-being, and I think she'll just block/delete anything about that, and not take her to a vet. It's very sad that there's not more than can be done.

No. 950887

>>950867
I mean, I won’t personally do it but no one will know if you cowtip as long as you don’t come here and brag about it.

No. 950888

>>950861
I think it's an upper lip infection, because Tuna is a filthy bitch with sh!t and fungus infected nails.

No. 950889

>>950886
Anyone else wondering what the next saga will be? My bets are either on "oh no, Pumpkin escaped!" or grifting for donations to take her to the vet aka exploiting her cats medical issues to get money for drugs and fast food. Because I can't imagine that's going to get any better on its own and we know Tuba won't take her to the vet, so… either she'll mysteriously disappear or it will be her new grifting point. I can't see her going any other direction.

No. 950892

>>950882
Jesus you’re right that’s fucking disgusting.
Nothing but proper preventative like Revolution will kill the eggs but she could at least shoplift some Dawn while she’s out pillaging and wash the fucking giant bugs off her.

No. 950910

>>950883
I wonder if tuna ever has moments of clarity where she's just disgusted and embarassed that this is who she has as her boyfriend. Or if his drugs just trump everything, always.
>>950882
Now not only is she gross and unhygienic, she also had a flea infestation. Fitting. She's gonna spread it thru the building because she takes the cat in the hallway and bathroom. I bet we don't see any new pics of it anymore.

No. 950911

>>950910
What do you mean by 'his drugs' though? As someone who goes and gets them for her physically, yes, but he doesn't provide much money for them, and doesn't deal. I'm sure she could find another way to go fetch them herself, if she wanted to, but I don't think she wants to leave him at all.

No. 950912

>>950866
>>950887
yeah call animal control so they'll take the cat and euthanize it. are you stupid? what do you think the future for a cat as sick and old as Pumpkin is?

No. 950913

>>950911
Simply as someone who goes and gets them for her. I don't think she would ever cop herself. Too lazy and dumb. All she knows how to do is go to doctor appoints and say oh my pain my back my cotton eyed joe knee. And fails at that.

No. 950914

>>950910
Way more often than you think. I think she has a "moment of clarity" every time the drugs wear off or when she has to share a bathroom with 20 other junkies.
I don't think she wanted to go home to her "apartment" when she was in the hospital. Maybe ahe missed Lurch but I really don't think, in her sober state there, she once thought to herself "I really miss my cramped room that smells like cat shit and the run down shared bathroom.". I thinks she's now using drugs just to forget the life she forged due to addiction and she won't do better as long as she's on drugs. It's a never ending death spiral that probably gonna be the rest of her life

No. 950917

>>950910
>>950914
She's also had moments on her secret tumblr(s) where she has complained about lurch being awful and mean. She also romanticizes and reminisces about her one ex all the time, even going out of her way to reach out to him. I think if something better came along she might leave, but there aren't many junkies doing "better" that would want her. Sane with lurch, he'd ditch her in a heartbeat, but no one better would seriously want him. I'm honestly surprised he was able to sell his ass. Moids will be moids though I guess.

No. 950918

>>950912
How old do you think pumpkin is?

No. 950920

>>950912
Pumpkin isn't an old cat and the problems he's having are easily fixable with antibiotics and good ownership.

No. 950923

>>950876
Anon the way I laughed when I read this. I didn't even notice.

No. 950924

>>950912
Pumpkin is like 3 years old max, they stole her as a kitten.

No. 950925

>>950873
>Name one cat that shits where it eats.
Pumpkin

No. 950926

>>950924
She “found” pumpkin around 4 years ago so she’s probably around 4-6 years old

No. 950930

With the amount of times she “finds” stuff im surprised she never “found” multiple animals to add to her hoard in all those years. That’s a good thing tho seeing how neglectful she is with only one cat

No. 950932

>>950912
Not supporting cowtipping, but honestly euthanasia would be the better option over being trapped in Luna's filthy lair.

No. 950934

>>950914
Sharing a bathroom w/ that many addicts has to be hell. They have a habit of nodding out on the toilet or elsewhere and being impossible to get up/out of there, or on the other hand, having diarrhea over and over when in withdrawal. Also, not going #2 often makes them have enormous shits when they do go, and I bet the toilet is clogged often bc of that.

No. 950936

>>950917
moids who pay drug addicts for sex get off on someone degrading themselves for very little money because they're desperate and in need of a fix. it doesn't matter what the person looks like because it's the exploitation that gives them satisfaction

No. 950948

>>950861
Okay, so nonnies were distracted by the cat lip, then were distracted by lurchs zombie leg, but i cant help but notice how FUCKED that TV is behind that cat. Did they drop it down a flight of stairs? Thats ridiculously bad. Lmfao not surprising though. Probably a free tv that was given to her that she still complained about not working right and punched it or had lurch try and beat it to work. Junkies are another breed.

No. 950952

>>950948
Well spotted kek. It's like a wheres waldo junkie horror edition

No. 950953

>>950861
are we sure that isn't tunas leg? it kind of looks like pumpkin is standing on her hips or stomach and that's her leg sticking out

No. 950954

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No. 950955

>>950954
Damn, that comment practically hurt me it's so savage! Luna must be losing her absolute shit right now. Self destruction incoming, I bet.

No. 950956

>>950954
Is that her aunt?

No. 950957

>>950956
Presumably, she addressed her as her niece in an earlier post.

No. 950960

>>950954
Damn auntie, she probably can't do much better because her brain is fried from all of the drugs.

No. 950963

>>950954
kekkkk

No. 950964

>>950954
holy shit that's brutal haha Luna is breaking down as we speak

No. 950966

>>950948
Lurch probably broke it when the Yankees lost a game. Tuna has complained about him spazzing out when they lose and breaking stuff before. Looks like it had something thrown at it tbh

>>950954
Rude, but not wrong. This is the worst her art has looked almost ever tbh.

No. 950967

>>950954
She didn't have to do Luna dirty like that, and for everyone to see too damn auntie. The anime eyes doesn't suit her style of drawing tho. What I usually like about her art is how she mixes harsh lines and adult subjects w cute colour schemes and styling but the eyes is just way too much and it takes what was kinda original and mature and turns it into a mid child's drawing kek

No. 950970

>>950967
I kinda like the eyes personally just cause it's something new. I think all she's ever done up till now were these animal crossing type faces, moving into anime artwork could at least be interesting. Not good. Just interesting

No. 950981

The failed pumpkin post and the diss from her aunt is gonna have her spiraling and going into hiding for a while I'll bet.

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No. 951039

>>951029
boohoo luna take your fucking cat to the vet.

No. 951050

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Saged for no new milk. I forgot who this chick even was, until I noticed she followed me on threads and instagram now. Assuming this is her actual account. I didn’t need to see her dirty ass again and I’m surprised she’s still kicking.

No. 951052

>>951035
take care of your fucking cat tuna.

No. 951054

>>951037
you mean like your cat is fucked having your lazy selfish ass for an owner?

No. 951059

>>951031
>I’m down to try anything
except weight loss, exercise, hygiene, and sobriety, those are completely out of the question

No. 951066

>>949851 Without that disgusting crusty makeup she almost looks normal until you remember who she is.
What the fuck my cats food is in the living room room so he can eat and watch TV with me >>950910
Do these people know about flea spray and drops? Even bottom of the barrel people can afford that. What the actual neglectful fuck? >>950873

No. 951075

>>951059
Fucking kek, Nona.

No. 951077

might just be bc i don't follow her on instagram or facebook but feels like she's been pretty quiet since the pumpkin pic got posted, usually by now she'd be posting some wall eyed selfie about a cold morning kek

No. 951078

>>951077
I think she's utterly humiliated by her aunt's public diss of her artwork. And the Pumpkin post backfiring didn't help that ego pain, either.

No. 951101

>>951077
She hadn't posted a thing on instagram since she dirty deleted the pumpkin post.

No. 951104

She outted Lurch's gross zombie leg, he probably screamed at her and told her to stop posting

No. 951108

>>951078
the comment from her aunt is still cracking me up. probably made her spiral like crazy.
>>951101
it's weird. she gets really defensive when people ask about pumpkin's health so makes sense she's avoiding posting? if she posts anything else there's for sure gonna a comment asking about pumpkin and she must know that

No. 951110

>>950954
Kek no wk but her aunt sounds like a loser.

No. 951112

>>950861
steal some fucking flea medicine and decent cat bowl you fucking cunt

No. 951134

>>951110
Kek thanks for being brave enough to say it. It seems like people's irrelevant family members on social media always come out of the woodwork to say petty shit like this. It'd be one thing if her aunt called her out on one of her many lengthy, ranting text posts with something that wasn't baseless, but this was just unnecessary and bitchy lmao. It's funny in a sad way. The apple doesn't fall far from the whole damn orchard it seems.

No. 951137

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Tuna in a few more years(non-contribution)

No. 951152

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She’s back to posting, shorter hiatus than I expected after the pumpkin post

No. 951153

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No. 951156

>>951152
I would pay to see what she actually looks like out in natural lighting, no filter, makeup caked on like she has zero idea what she's doing, irritation bumps tunneling onto her bridge jewelry that looks like it's covered in foundation and already rejecting. Why doesn't lurch let her know her eyebrows look like a 2 year olds craft project. Oh wait, he probably wasn't even home kek.

No. 951165

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No. 951166

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No. 951167

>>951165
Luna making sense for once.

No. 951168

>>951166
Chad Hero vs the Incel child molester

No. 951180

>>951153
>The skin product labeled "AGED"
Kekk what a loser

No. 951182

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So uneven

No. 951184

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>>951152
Even the industrial strength filters turning her into a different person can't hide how horrid her eyebrows and lash makeup looks. How does she draw those on and think, 'Yeah. Ok, that works.'??

No. 951185

>>951153
does she ever draw pumpkin or lurch

No. 951189

>>951184
her makeup looks so uncomfortable. it's so sticky looking and clumpy.

No. 951225

Is it common to shorten a last name (ignoring the fact that they're not married and will never be)? Part of me thinks she doesn't know how to spell his last name.

No. 951228

>>951185
Nope. Only self-inserts. Excellent observation btw nonnie.

No. 951233

File: 1736882245703.jpeg (1.51 MB, 1290x2291, IMG_1896.jpeg)

Tunas out spreading fleas with her sick cat in the hallway

No. 951234

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and of course she has to go hang out next to the only normal apartment in the building, probably looking to see what she can get her hands on

No. 951237

>>951234
Pumpkin trying her best to escape the hovel to freedom

No. 951241

>>951153
Tuna gracing us with da big areola and a marginally different pose to show auntie that she can make grown up art. The thumb even looks like it's the right way round for once!
>>951184
How much of her atrocious makeup is due to her being high enough to think it looks good, versus using expired, grimy ass melted makeup stuck to the bottom of her bag? She 'rediscovers' makeup and skincare all the time when she's shuffling around her piles of crap and her brand new stolen makeup vanishes into the grimy plushie pile within a few days.

No. 951244

>>951225
I think it’s just because “Schumacher” doesn’t fit her aesthetic kek

No. 951250

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No. 951252

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No. 951253

>>951251
She says every two weeks that a different skincare is "the best skincare ever". She doesn't stick to any of it long enough to have any effect. >>951252 and Honey, this is more like a rats nest. >>951234
She for sure is there to try and propagate some plants. I hope she gets caught. If there's one apartment all alone by its self and she's creeping around it, that's weird and if I were the tenant living in that unit, I'd be pissed.

No. 951254

>>951250
I guess when you get free insurance you don't understand how it works or when new policies are put in place.

No. 951256

>>951250
Yeah, Luna, you tell 'em! You're kinda like Luigi, y'know, sticking it to the man? So, this med is so important for you, right, but you won't pay for it? That tracks.

No. 951260

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No. 951261

>>951250
>wrong dose
I think your doctor knows what they're doing.
>muh pain med not covered
idk what if her insurance doesnt like how she keeps using it and wont do more exercise or something

No. 951262

>>951261
Your insurance isn't allowed to decide to charge you based on a policy for what they like/don't like for one person, specifically. It's something to do w/ her insurance policies in general, or the prescription details in particular.

No. 951274

>>951262
insurance companies have an entire department dedicated to doing just that. pharmacy operations. if you're abusing their system they will just cut you off.

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No. 951278

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No. 951279

>>951277
Yes Rachel tell her! She’s like a darker SanitySam (or what was her name? Pixielocks cool aunt) kek

No. 951282

>>951277
…Yes the worst of her problems are stuffed animals than say, being a thieving drug addict with no meaningful employment and no prospects.
Fucking numbskull.

No. 951285

>>951185
Not sure she has ever drawn lurch, my personal theory is that she doesn't because she knows he's fucking hideous

No. 951287

>>951277
So her father's surname is leskovac? Wasn't really expecting tuna to be Serbian tbh. Ngl, it's pretty pathetic of lurch to be "husband of 11 years" and completely unable to provide her with literally anything other than occasional drugs. Also insane she's still trying to brag about wasting over a decade on the middle aged loser while crying about her current circumstances.


>>951285
She drew lurch at least once on a handmade anniversary card years back. I can try to find it again in the old threads. It's incredibly rare though, I can't think of any other instances tbh.

No. 951288

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lurking lina’s fathers facebook and it seems that lurch has no qualms with his evbilness. commented this on one of his statuses 11 weeks ago

No. 951289

>>951287
If you remember what thread the Lurch card was can you post? I'm so curious what her style looks like outside of her usual self insert art

No. 951290

>>951288
any posts of interest from ebil dad?

No. 951292

>>951289
If the nonna was referring to the same one drawing of Lurch I remember, it was completely a cartoonish and not resembling him in the least drawing of 'him' naked as a flying angel w/ a leaf over his crotch. Looked like any cartoon male.

No. 951294

>>951282
uh anon she might be aware of her drug problems since theyre family.

No. 951296

>>951278
>hum
>so angry
KEK auntie is obviously stirring up luna for her own amusement, she knows what she's doing with her comments

No. 951297

>>951234
What does she mean by I always like their plantain? I'm esl but that sounds weird, like I think I get it but the way she worded that is confusing

No. 951298

>>951297
It's gotta be a typo. I think she meant she 'likes their plants' and it auto-corrected to 'plantain' for some reason.

No. 951303

>>951277
>your a grown up
I get that it's nice to see Luna being called out on her shit but her aunt comes off as a bit of a retard herself.

No. 951305

>>951277
I won't side with the aunt just because she is criticizing Luna but I find it hilarious how much the plushies comment triggered her ass kek. Never really understood people who air out their family dramas this publicly.

No. 951307

>>951290
lurch has commented on a few of his posts and her dad has a ton of porn bots/ trannies added on facebook. in his public likes it says he likes lana rhoades lmfao(sage your shit)

No. 951310

>>951303
>>951307
Runs in the DNA I suppose. Just 3 retards without any sense of how they come across on social media.
>>951277
>husband of 11 years
Jesus, how embarrassing. Lying and an adult man who has his "wife" living in a box. BTW, someone mentioned how they could afford $900.00 in rent. They absolutely do not pay that. That's probably how much the government is paying and they might be paying a small portion of that. She's mad that it costs $900.00 and coming across like she pays it and deserves better. What an absolute scumbag. I still wonder what it would be like for a friend of hers in real life. Must be agonizing for her friends if she had any.

No. 951313

>>951310
They have basically zero income. It doesn't matter how much they're "paying", it's tax payer money anyway. The few bucks that Luna makes degrading herself for men are definitely not spent on rent. I have trouble believing that she has ever paid rent with money that she earned.

No. 951316

>>951277
I hope auntie spills some (alot) of milk kek

No. 951321

>>951250
$20 is so low for a medication that isn’t covered by insurance, considering some go to the hundreds.

No. 951324

>>951321
I agree but I legitimately don't think they have more than $5 between them.

No. 951325

How on earth she is able to afford cat food and litter monthly if she can't afford $20 for medication she claims she needs so badly? Do her food stamps cover things like cat food & litter? Sorry I'm not a burger I don't fully understand how they work

No. 951327

>>951325
Food stamps let you buy human food items, only. Not cat litter, or cat food, or even toilet paper. But they are plenty, usually, at about $300/month per person. There's a cash benefit for ppl w/ no or little income, on top of food stamps, which maxes out around $200/month per person, that you can spend on anything, or withdraw as cash.

No. 951332

>>951325
if they don't change out pumpkin's litter then it isn't an expense and they are likely feeding her the cheapest possible food

No. 951336

>>951310
i don’t understand why she chooses to live in such an expensive area. except to leech off her ebul parents, i guess? it’s not like either of them has a job there. just move somewhere cheap cheap cheap.

No. 951337

>>951336
How expensive an area is makes 0 difference to her since there's no way she's paying for her halfway house out of her own pocket.

No. 951338

>>951337
Her housing isn't actually a halfway house, bc that's the name for supportive type of housing for people who are like halfway btwn supervision and the free world. They're like a supportive step-down before entering full freedom. Hers is just reduced cost housing, that happens to be accessible to drug addicted/homeless types of people, but offers no support and isn't meant to be temporary. She's called it a 'boarding house.'

No. 951339

>>951250
>>951321
At the beginning of the year insurance deductibles get renewed and you have to pay a certain amount before your prescriptions are free. Seeing as how it's the middle of January this is the first refill she's had for the new cycle. It isn't weird at all that the price changed and 20 dollars is likely just her share and insurance is covering the rest. It's crazy she doesn't keep track of her own insurance plan, you can look it up online plus they send a catalog of your new plan every year when you're on disability or medicare/medicaid.

No. 951340

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No. 951342

>>951332
pumpkin is probably getting a half a can of tuna a day and some milk, tops.

No. 951343

>>951325
The meds don't get her high so they're not worth her money. Plus then she gets to say poor me, insurance won't cover it can't get it.

No. 951344

>>951336
She's all set up to receive benefits like section 8 housing and free medical in her area, not to mention access to methadone. I'm not any kind of expert but I would think it's hard to completely start over living off the American tax payer in another state.

No. 951346

>>951340
Looks like she might've gotten her fungal hands on some fent, maybe? She's using that Down's syndrome-Jolie filter today, but her eye's wandering.

No. 951347

>>951339
some state plans have dedictibles, some don't. shes probably flagged for being an addict, and/or the plan's policy changed.

No. 951348

>>951347
She's a jobless addict. She's on medicaid, there is no deductible.

No. 951350

>>951347
Her Medicaid plan, which is completely free, has no deductible, bc of her income. And plans don't discriminate against addicts, which actually is recognized as a medical condition, and even qualifies ppl for benefits like receiving EBT indefinitely w/out having to fulfill normal work requirements for an able-bodied adult w/ out financial dependents, if you're in a treatment program like Suboxone or methadone. And so, they can't deny her coverage of routine meds for being an addict. Would be different if she were trying to illegally fill multiple scripts for a controlled substance, which would raise red flags, but they don't deny you coverage of any med based on your addiction status.

No. 951353

>>951233
Omg your comment made me think about how all those disgusting, old fluffy jackets (like the cheetah print one) she always wears must be thoroughly infested with fleas… probably bedbugs too.
>>951250
First time I've seen someone complain about a prescription costing a whole 20 bucks. I swear she's made a big deal about an RX being like $300 or something in the past so I don't know why $20 is unreasonable to her. But her pain is so so bad she'll do anything to help it right?

No. 951357

>>951287
literally was about to say… how tf does she want sympathy when they’re 2 grown ass people “in a tiny box” with “nowhere to go” because… why? they can’t provide for themselves? they put themselves in that situation. is she actually trying to say that it’s someone else’s fault they’re in that situation bc of a stimulus check? ugh. the junkie entitlement is unreal.
>>951353
yeah and also for such a tiny box apartment with no closets where tf does she keep all the shit she steals or buys off temu?? does she just have to throw shit out because they get infested and nappy after one wear?

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>>949775
Crazy she'll deny spending 20 bucks on her meds but will go steal over 50 dollars worth of face sludge.

No. 951361

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>>951289
>>951292
I found it nonnas. She drew them for their 7th anniversary in March of 2021. You can see the date on the card.

No. 951363

>>951361
The half-empty stolen cologne bottle that was totally her gift to him, kekkkk. Hilariously accurate drawing though. Of him, anyway.

No. 951366

>>951340
What is going on with her thumb nail here? Looks like a very weird shape and much too short to be one of her shitty press ons, but it’s too matte to be her freaky fungal nail just looks weird.

No. 951373

>>951366
I thought it looked like her fake nail broke, but who knows with tuna it could be literally anything

No. 951374

>>951366
Isn't that just a visually foreshortened dark grey, transparent coffin nail that she's had on for a while now?
>>951361
I love how surprisingly accurate his dumpiness is, w/ what looks like a plunger stuck on his head.

No. 951376

>>951361
That kitschy plaque is depressing as hell.
>I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I'm with you
They've both lost all their personality traits to heroin and they bring out the worst in each other. Hard to see how someone in their situation could relate to a sentiment like that.

No. 951377

>>951361
curious, she loves boasting that Lurch is 6'5'' , yet she drew him as the same height as her.

No. 951384

>>951377
are you seriously expecting this dumb addict to take that factor into consideration when shes drawing walleyed?

No. 951389

>>951340
Imagine risking your freedom by shoplifting something as stupid as a cheap garbage under eye mask just because you think it'll look cute in a selfie. Jesus Christ.

No. 951390

>>951389
she already got caught and was only given a fine that she isn't going to pay anyway

No. 951391

>>951390
I seriously cannot wait for the day she really gets popped for all her lifting. There will be absolutely NO ONE willing or able to even bail her out and it will be miserable for her. I'm sure we'd get so many spergs from her and lurch about it.

No. 951392

>>951391
She seems to have the craziest junkie luck. I also cannot wait for the day it all comes crashing down, it's what she deserves.

No. 951395

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No. 951396

>>951395
>hurr durr $20 for my totes CRUCIAL pain medication????!!!11??
>gets food delivered because she's too lazy and strung out to roll down to the corner store
never change, Tuna

No. 951399

>>951395
So incredibly thirsty she needs sugar packed pop that only makes you more dehydrated. Just drink water you fucking fatass.

No. 951401

>>951395
She lays around every day high as fuck. Every day is a treat day for her.

No. 951406

>>951395
>I never treat myself.
also tuna: never cares for her cat. only steals for herself.

No. 951409

>>951395
Her entire existence is rage bait at this point good lord.

No. 951416

>>951395
How many drinks did she order? 'All the drinks,' she says. Judging by the gallon or whatever cartons of corn syrup & oil drenched 'coffee' drinks they enjoy, and the Sssips carton of juice they've been seen to have for Lurch to piss in, they probably never drink water.
Considering they share the bathroom w/ so many addicts who might be nodding out/deeply constipated, or in withdrawal peeing out their butts, do you think these two ever do a #2 in the litter box or a Shein bag, for the sake of convenience, & dispose of it?

No. 951417

>>951416
I caught that too. She probably ordered several liters of soda or something. I just know this gross bitch quite literally NEVER drinks water. Wah I have cottonmouth I neeeeeded my soda poor poor me. The driver did her a favor.

No. 951418

>>951395
I hope he kept the sodas for himself as a tip

No. 951419

>>951395
She is such a perpetual victim.
>>951418
We know Luna doesn't tip anyway.

No. 951420

>>951350
She used to be on a better health insurance policy, thats why she's acting entitled. Prescribing doctors/shrinks can choose not to take Medicaid, the ones that do take it won't give her the drugs she asks for. She mentions it here >>950508
Idk why her non-addictive muscle relaxer is costing her money, but her old health insurance had a $20 copay and she was fine paying that for seroquel and klonopin because it got her high. She's been bitching about this lamictal script for a while but it must be at least slightly abusable if she's upset the pharmacy won't let her stockpile more pills to take all at once.

No. 951423

>>951416
She ordered multiple drinks because they need new cups to piss in

No. 951424

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No. 951438

>>951420
Nah, it's impossible to abuse Lamictal to get high. Increasing the dose too quickly is risky though, so if she takes too much we might get a Stevens-Johnsons syndrome saga next…

No. 951439

>>951395
if she doesn't have anything to drink then that must mean she doesn't have access to water, so how is she cleaning pumpkin's bowls or providing her with fresh drinking water? she's so retarded that she can't even see how she keeps revealing what a terrible pet owner she is

No. 951440

>>951439
She has access to water from the sink or tub, and could get a cheap Brita type pitcher. I think she just doesn't like to drink water, only wants sugary beverages.
>>951420
Since Lamictal is not at all abusable, I think the only reason she seems hung up on it is bc she has the idea that it'll be the cure-all for her negative feelings. All it does is help prevent bipolar depression, and she doesn't seem to be experiencing that. I guess her doctor might believe she's bipolar, but I think her ups and downs are due to other factors.

No. 951451

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No. 951452

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No. 951454

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God forbid she run out of fake nails and is forced to look at her fungal infection. Out of sight out of mind i guess

No. 951455

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>feels so good to wipe the thick slimy makeup off my face and put on thick slimy serums instead!

No. 951459

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No. 951462

>>951452
Two fucking dollars and she still steals them kek. She kills me.

No. 951465

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No. 951466

>>951465
God, the industrial filters she uses! I wanna see her post her real, dumpy, frumpy face and body again when she 'didn't have access to filters,' and can't get any likes. The confidence is so misplaced w/ these AI generated mashups of her face contorted into a model.

No. 951472

>>951465
>trying to relax for the weekend
Bitch what??? Lmao. Your weekends are no different from your weeks. Or months or years. You're stagnant, you don't work, and it's like junkie groundhog day, stop playing.

No. 951485

>>951472
that's what gets me… she wants to have the vibe of those corpo girls on Instagram who make a big deal of finally getting off work and having the weekend to do cutesy aesthetic shit like getting their nails done or having a long 'everything shower'. unfortunately, knowing she lives in a stinky foul hoarder pit with a desperately unwell cat, a drug-addicted slenderman shaped easter island head, and a currently-developing fungal infection spoils the illusion somewhat

No. 951489

>>951466
They just got rid of most of the IG filters so she's fucked

No. 951509

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No. 951510

>>951509
I wonder what caused her to suddenly do these horrendous anime eyes now, not that her art was ever good but they make it look so much worse. Also kek at the nipple piercing on top of the clothes! Is this really what she thinks she looks like? Or just a projection of what she wishes to be.

No. 951511

>>951509
kek at drawing herself about a hundred pounds lighter

No. 951514

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>>951465
Irritation or just residue from smearing her lips in goop?

No. 951516

>>951465
That poor bridge piercing never had a chance. Laughing about how she said "third times a charm" when she got it.

No. 951517

>>951472
Hey, she goes 6 days a week to the methadone clinic–don't forget that hard work, in her free van ride to and from, thru her meanie, awful free health insurance. Funny thing is, she only gets Sundays off from that, and Saturdays they close early like at 10 or 11 a.m., so she's resting up after her hard week, on a Friday, but the next day is the most demanding schedule of her methadone attendance.

No. 951519

>>951514
Kek - neither, but both are part of the equation. This bitch slathers on skin care products with zero understanding of how they work, zero comprehension of how important it is to properly clean your skin, and how important it is to properly hydrate your skin with WATER instead of chemical and sugar filled fluids. But most importantly, she smokes cigarettes heavily, which causes “smokers pucker” - those lines around her mouth, which you don’t generally see on women in their 20’s but she also exists almost 24/7 in a smoke-filled hovel, which is awful for your skin.

Not that I give 2 shiny fucks about what this does to Tuna, but poor Pumpkin - I wish we could free that poor cat.

No. 951520

>>951519
Cigarettes are $16-20/pack in NYC & the surrounding suburbs. I think that's why she switched to vaping nicotine, which is cheaper. I don't think she smokes heavily anymore, bc it's so expensive & doesn't cause any high.

No. 951524

>>951514
Pretty sure from historical pictures where the filter isn’t able to totally cover her grim visage that she has perioral dermatitis. For most people with perioral dermatitis it’s not their fault, it’s just bad luck, but if that’s what Tuna has going on it’s no doubt because she’s a walking fungus factory at this point.

No. 951532

>>951520
Those geek bar vapes she clings to can be between $20-30.

No. 951534

>>951532
You can buy them for $15 online, but I don't think Tuna has that kind of foresight and money to order vapes online in bulk like smart shoppers do. Those ones and all vapes do last a pretty long time, reducing the cost per puff, even at store prices. I've thought recently, w/ her 'sexy' videos of her blowing vape smoke into the camera, that I bet a 'customer' of hers gave her $ to buy a vape and blow smoke in their face virtually.

No. 951536

>>951534
ayrt and slight blogpost, but to confirm they DO last a long time, depending on the person - I recently quit but could stretch mine a month. I wasn’t sucking on them like a pacifier though.(sage your shit)

No. 951538

>>951510
Probably "inspiration" from the manga she checked out at the library and likely never returned >>949559 and her stupid shein free coomer stickers >>947409 leading to a new faux weeb Tuna arc >>949792

No. 951541

>>951539
I’d suck shit out of Luna’s ass(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 951543

>>951541
I didn't know Lurch was on the farms

No. 951544

>>951543
I was just responding to a post that someone deleted dumb fucking bitch(retard)

No. 951545

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No. 951552

>>951545
Who’s she trying to convince kek she hasn’t been off anything ever, she abuses every drug she gets her fungus-tainted hands on.

No. 951554

>>951545
Unless you're her dad, then your life is super easy and you don't understand how much Luna suffers

No. 951557

>>951545
>Off drugs
Does this bitch seriously think she' 'off drugs' or is she still pissed off at her aunt? I'm sure Tuna truly believes she's a sober kweeeen every time she accidentally sobers up while waiting for Lurch to hobble back from his ass appointment with more drugs, but come on, she gets a maximum of 20 minutes of sobriety every week. Unless she means that it's a life long battle to be an addict surrounded by hateful doctors who don't give her benzos.

No. 951559

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Darn guess we won't get anymore comments from her aunt

No. 951560

>>951559
Is that an artistic depiction of what it will look like when the fungal infection on her nails gains sentience, fully taking over her hand, or what? It looks like a meat glove of some sort, but I guess it's just terrible fingerless gloves?

No. 951567

>>951559
>"Men lie" across the socks.
Kek what did Lurch do? And that care bears hello kitty plush in the lower left is a month old and the white coloring's already starting to turn a dingy grey

No. 951570

>>951567
Lurch didn't do anything specific this time, she just shoplifted a pair of socks recently that said Men Lie, and must have liked them enough to put them in the drawing

No. 951571

>>951567
>>951451
Stolen inspo from her stealing

No. 951578

>>951544
I may be a dumb bitch but at least I'm not the one wanting to eat Luna's compacted shits(responding to retards instead of report + ignoring)

No. 951606

>>951559
Imagine calling yourself an adult when you have 0 responsibilities and contribute fuck all to society? Age regressed useless retard. Literally a brain dead child that sucks off the tit of the government

No. 951610

>>951361
When is tuna's birthday again? This card seems like hard evidence that Lurch was dating her while she was a minor.

>>951559
How dare her aunt be a bitch about her stolen plushie collection reee. Also, kek at the wonky fungus fingers and insane stomach stretchmarks in this self portrait.

No. 951613

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>>951361
Lurch has the Same vibe as picrel

No. 951635

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Her favorite things to steal from CVS

No. 951637

>>951635
Tuna, please steal something useful like any cat food that isn't meow mix, some floss, soap, wash cloths, laundry Detergent. Speaking of, I would legit love to hear her excuse as to how she gets by without EVER doing laundry. She hasn't done laundry ever in the history of these threads. She's just legit wearing clothes that haven't been washed in years? Ik she steals "new" things, but not enough to never do laundry.

No. 951645

>>951635
I do hope she gets humbled for all this lifting eventually. She’s most likely out of her gourd whenever she’s doing it and like she says here about not paying attention to the cameras she’s clearly not trying to conceal it whatsoever. I know she had that recent incident resulting in a fine but that clearly has not bothered her at all.

No. 951646

>>951645
Oh, she'll get hers sooner or later. The laws & store rules around shoplifting can be a bit weird, like they can't consider it stealing until you've walked out the door w/ it, and also confronting a customer is often very discouraged bc of how dangerous it could be for the employee, who could then be on the hook for medical/lawsuit. I'm hoping they're building a case and are going to pop her once it reaches felony level at $500, but you'd think that might've happened already. As much as she steals, & not even worrying about cameras, she's not gonna keep this up w/out trouble eventually.

No. 951662

>>951645
She did have that Sephora (?) scare recently, didn't she? Its on her record or something?

No. 951676

>>951646
Shoplifting is one of those small crimes where you get away with a slap on the wrist/fine a couple times before you actually see real jail time. She got caught at least once recently, a couple more times and she could very well see real consequences. Maybe less if they are waiting around and building a case on her. A tuna jail arc would be pretty funny even if it would temporarily dry up the milk, lurch would probably go into overdrive creeping on pornbots while she's away.

No. 951685

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No. 951687

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This bitch is literally never satisfied. She always needs more more more. Of course never begging for anything for her flea ridden sick cat or even for lurch but always only for herself. So fucking greedy and selfish

No. 951689

>>951685
Taking a Medicare dial a ride van when she's not elderly or crippled you think would be embarrassing. Nope, selfie time.

No. 951690

>>951689
Hey, that's how she makes her $$, after all! At methadone clinics, companies that give free van rides paid for by Medicaid do a thing where they pay ppl a few hundred per month or something to take them. Like a kickback. They have other van riders go around recruiting new van riders to recieve $ thru this same plan.

No. 951692

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The jowl

No. 951693

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No. 951694

>>951693
She really couldn't brush her teeth before taking a picture?

No. 951695

>>951694
Isn't that her dead tooth? Whatever the brown stuff is I don't think she could brush it out even if she owned a toothbrush

No. 951696

>>951692
kek what the fuck? is that the filter distorting her upper lip or just her godawful application?

No. 951697

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No. 951698

>>951693
How long does it take to get so much tartar on your teeth that it looks like a thick layer of clear jelly is covering them? What kind of years old, rotting food would be dislodged if she flossed? Bacteria shit in her mouth non-stop but she feels pretty.

No. 951699

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>>951697
>That Astolfo sticker

No. 951702

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No. 951703

>>951692
I knew she had the wandering eye, but here they are in two different postal codes. And "mah chronic pain". Shut up Tuna. Chronic pain in this case is "I want my insurance to cover my opiates so I don't have to."

No. 951704

>>951699
Fake weeb tuna probably doesn't even know kek

No. 951705

>>951698
I get professional cleaning done by a dental nurse every 6 months. Also, I always take my little cat baby to the vet if I suspect something's wrong with her, I've got pet insurance.(blogposting)

No. 951706

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No. 951709

>>951703
I'm pretty sure she does experience chronic pain. She needs a job and a dietitian instead of opiates though.

No. 951711

>>951687
You can see the swollen lip still on Pumpkin. It’s probably going to abscess but she doesn’t give a shit enough to get him medical attention. Tinfoil but I still think she won’t bring him to a vet because she’s scared they’ll scan him for a chip.

No. 951712

>>951711
Where would she get the $ from to take Pumpkin to the vet? There are some reduced cost ones for ppl on benefits, but would take some searching and travel, w a cat carrier that she doesn't have, probably in a car ride that she doesn't have the $ to pay for. And that's assuming she cared, which I don't think she really does, sadly. Pumpkin is a cute prop for 'likes' to her. That's all. I think she often has a couple dollars to her name, if that.

No. 951713

>>951697
we know you and lurch don't have sex tuna. no need to fucking announce it

No. 951714

>>951703
What makes you sure of that? She had osteomyelitis, it seems, that made her have to get IV antibiotics in the hospital. That illness, whether acute or chronic, does not cause ongoing pain. It's a bone infection, caused by bacteria entering the blood stream from injecting w/ non-sterile equipment.

No. 951715

>>951714
Her lifestyle is what makes me sure of that.

No. 951716

>>951715
It's not out of the question that she has chronic pain, IMO, but I have yet to see any explanation from her of why it only started when she had osteomyelitis. She seems to mistakenly think that causes chronic pain. I guess it could be just a coincidence, and her weight/lifestyle have caused her to develop it, and she misunderstands the cause.

No. 951718

>>951706
Those whitening strips are doing fuck all, holy shit. I'm not sure why she bothers when her basic hygiene is so abysmal. Wouldn't be surprised if she used those as a sub for actually brushing her teeth.

No. 951723

>>951702
>if I wasn't FAT and POOR
Tuna really out here posting exactly like queen PT.

>>951711
The irritated inner eyelids, the swollen lip, the visible fleas in that other photo. Poor cat must be miserable.

No. 951724

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She posted multiple screenshots of more pointless things she wants to buy in her stories. I dont want to spam because it's mostly this sort of shit over and over with mention of her previous "be nice to drug users" shirt she lost

No. 951725

>>951702
>FAT and POOR
don’t forget stinky, lazy, and retarded. and whose fault is that?

No. 951728

>>951724
it is impossible to be nice to drug addicts because theyve rotted their brains to the point they react to things like 15 year old. bonus points if theyre a high school dropout and never learned to regulate emotions like an adult. not to mention all the skeevy habits they developed over the course of their habits like habitually lying and stealing and using people. oh wait I just described tuna and lurch

No. 951730

>>951718
even the pasty ghoul filter isn't helping

No. 951734

>>951712
if she stopped asking momma tuna for CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP shein shit, i'm sure she could get the money to take pumpkin to a vet. NY has some hospitals that do sliding pay for households under a certain income to try and mitigate animal cruelty.

No. 951735

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No. 951736

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No. 951738

>>951734
tuna actually has to care for pumpkin beyond taking a picture though.

No. 951739

>>951712
Well she was talking about her "customers" today so there's one way she could scrounge up some money for the vet. She was also talking about trading art for trinkets, so there's another way. I'm also sure she could probably get some money out of her retarded instagram followers if she begged for it and posted a picture of pumpkins face again.
But instead every dime she makes goes towards burger king meals, drugs and shein trinkets.
>>951736
She's such a fucking liar. If that were true she would've just said that the first time she posted a picture of pumpkin instead of deleting it and going offline for a few days

No. 951744

>>951676
I would love a tuna jail arc kek I would love to see how she is after some forced sobriety, I truly think a stint in jail would be the only way she’d ever be sober for any meaningful amount of time.
>>951736
She definitely hasn’t taken her to the vet. She’s trying to save face now that she’s been called out (politely mind you) multiple times and simply deleting the previous photo and ignoring it for a few days didn’t satisfy her followers. Not to mention how drugged up she always is she can’t even see how obvious her shortcomings are.

No. 951745

>>951739
She has access to the internet and steals hundreds in beauty products regularly. All she'd have to do is flip some of the products online instead of using it all in one go and she'd have at least some money. She's too greedy/lazy though.

>>951744
She'd be so miserable in jail her blogs coming back would be hilarious.

No. 951747

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Incredibly like tuna to go on a posting spree wanting to buy unnecessary shit hours after publicly bitching about being poor

No. 951749

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>>951685
I will never get over how she brags about her stolen items by saying the full name like it's supposed to be impressive.



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