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No. 85085
Repetitive comments about Shayna's vagina is grounds for a 1 day ban. Repetitive nitpicks about her body and face are subject to a 1 day ban. Reposting the same photos zoomed in and edited is not milk and you will receive a ban for nitpicking.
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>puts together a random, low-effort Spongebob cosplay (that's still somehow better quality than the majority of her costumes) >>1176512>haggard "lil sis gets dick at disney" vid comes out, featuring the same dildo from her scat video >>1176550>offers to sell all 187 of her videos for $100 for weed >>1176908>now saying she won't be leaving OK as soon as she would like, despite e-begging daily and being sent money by her mom (fupa sperging intensifies) >>1177246>showed up for another painful cam show where she barely made any tokens >>1177621>confirmed on cam that her scat video was accidental >>1177476>still on her sushi and wine bullshit (no longer any mention of healthy eating or exercise) >>1178859>caught buying more twitter followers >>1179231>MAYBE putting in her 30 days at her apartment to move out next month >>1180936Links
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File: 1615485623341.jpeg (Spoiler Image,756.9 KB, 1242x1548, A9DD5D64-237B-462B-B0F8-E6193B…)
She literally had one review and acts like she did an AVN award winning video like the review was from a dude named Scat Stephans…..
No. 85088
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She is so bitter
1/2
No. 85089
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cow crossovers are always fun
No. 85090
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>>850882/2
She's just pissed she's not the one trending
No. 85092
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>>85090God her orbiters are so gross and ugly
What a life achievement having this dude bust a nut over your busted ugly inbred looking ass
No. 85093
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>>85087This is who reviewed the video. That name, yikes
No. 85094
File: 1615485981914.jpg (406.65 KB, 1080x1706, Screenshot_20210311-113056_Twi…)
Shay, you know your fat ass most definitely ate it
No. 85095
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Something she deleted
No. 85096
>>85087this sounds word for word like a review warmack made.
>>85090She's so
triggered by Belle while ALSO trying to skin walk her; Also imagine being impressed that a fat coomer tells you, "I never gave Belle $3"
Like she's just mad Belle can be a shitty person but popular. Shayna would have no issue with everyone but coomers hating her if it meant she had the fame Belle has.
No. 85098
File: 1615487872568.jpeg (344.13 KB, 1242x1133, C0A0A6B1-700D-4408-9845-46FFC7…)
How about a salad and some water, fat bitch?
No. 85099
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>>85090It's crazy she hates Belle because most people hate Belle for of the same reason people dislike Shayna, Like I always see people saying men who like Belle are gross. Shayna is a chubby, more unattractive low-budget version of Belle, You'd think she'd support her fellow Pedo-pandering sex work sister.
Picrel is the same shit Shayna whines about, people thinking her Pedo-pandering shit is wrong. She has no reason to dislike Belle they are the same except Belle does it better and thats truly why she's upset.
Also I thought she hated bandwagons and cancel culture? Everytime someone scams or gets popular while being
problematic she gets mad because she's not attractive or creative enough to be in their spot.
No. 85100
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>>85099SA- Never mind she did like a tweet by that Republican racist, to defend Belle. Funny how She still interacts with this person but put her own parents on blast for a few likes.
No. 85104
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No. 85105
>>85104SHE JUST BROUGHT CHEAP Clothes though, she's still spending money like she always does.
She never brought much clothes anyway. She wears the same shit.
No. 85112
File: 1615497133347.jpg (336.25 KB, 1079x1129, Screenshot_20210311-151209_Twi…)
In reality, it was Fupa who told that Shay
No. 85113
>>85087But she would NEVER voice out loud that she's portraying someone underage, oh gosh. That would just make the whole thing
wrong.
No. 85116
>>85112ok but…he HAS to be checking her social media from time to time, right?
their whole situation was bizarre, from start to finish.
No. 85121
>>85087'daddy' is one thing.
Her typing "anal loving Daughter" is a disgusting new low for an already putrid and entitled fauxwhore
No. 85122
>>85095She can't handle it if people do say it to her face. She either blocks them or deletes before she can be confronted. Shay's an absolute coward and so jealous of everyone else that she can't even do g/g scenes because it means everyone looking at her more attractive partner.
>>85104What's stopping you? You spend money on everything else.
No. 85125
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>>85119Posted a PFP with another woman in the back for a guess
No. 85126
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She bitches about people putting their OF % in their bios yet here she is trying to brag about less than 100k likes on all of her content and a review from someone with scat in their username. If she doesn't get off the internet… she's going to be dead before 30.
No. 85135
>>85125He looks like a hairy goblin, squatting and hunched like that fuckin kek
>>85131And it really does have crack trailer vibes
No. 85138
File: 1615515301448.jpeg (210 KB, 628x496, 087B720E-6F1C-4EB4-A6E8-77635D…)
>>85137KEK that’s definitely a straw. Bet it’s something trashy like ketamine ew.
No. 85139
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No. 85140
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No. 85143
File: 1615517370388.jpg (510.9 KB, 1079x1492, Screenshot_20210311-204902_Twi…)
Stfu Shay, God damn
No. 85147
File: 1615517827122.jpeg (804.29 KB, 999x1041, 8FB2FE4D-8EDA-4455-AA92-E4E746…)
>>85125 it is the same shirt anon kek
>>85141He still hasn’t gotten rid of his Fupa and still skips leg day
No. 85152
>>85141I mean… shay took back her Lisa frank hoodie. What else do you expect him to wear???
But in all seriousness that shirts gotta reek.
No. 85157
File: 1615521965212.jpeg (118.27 KB, 828x356, ABCF9078-FB5C-4C1C-BEC2-715A60…)
She’s camming on OF
No. 85167
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She caved
No. 85177
>>85138Not to try to nitpick this, but most people will tamp down a joint or blunt so it burns better and you can stuff more weed in. It honestly looks like she’s doing that.
Regardless of what they’re up to, they definitely shared a joint/needle/straw and that’s fucking gross.
No. 85179
>>85178Mostly gross because the pandemic is pretty poorly handled in the US. I wouldn’t pass judgement otherwise.
I might have to take it back, though. If you zoom in to the left of the black man there’s something that is shoved into the couch cushions towards the top. Looks like it’s a joint and she may be rolling one for everyone.
It’s still a super fucking trashy photo to put as your profile picture. Especially when you take his age and family status into account.
No. 85181
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>>85180pretty positive it’s a bottle of Ciroc vodka
No. 85182
>>85108>>85109Best part is he never actually said he hadn't nutted to belle, just that he hadn't given her any money for it lmao
>>85125Ah okay, so him and Shayna were racing each other to see who could claim BBW status first. And they both won.
No. 85184
>>85125Another trashy element here is the fact that he appears to be crouching in front of a window letting sunlight in, meaning they're drinking/partying during the day. Also nitpick but his foot looks weirdly tiny?
>>85180It looks like she's wearing a black winter coat/jacket, so the black block could be part of her sleeve. The mirror seems smudged which throws off the lighting a bit.
No. 85185
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No. 85188
>>85186Gah sorry I thought I saged, and it won’t let me delete bc I left the page.
>>85187It’s probably the filter plus looking off to the side. Not a cute look, but I doubt it was something she edited on purpose. Much attention to detail, though.
No. 85190
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No. 85192
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No. 85193
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No. 85195
>>85188Nonny, it isn't that you left the page but a post can only be deleted for 30 minutes. The more you know.
>>85192>>85193I know it's a meme to give Shay advice like go for the feeder niche or stoner girl. But this "achievable/pay to play slutty girl next door" thing would work for her too. She'll get the attention & $$ she wants and she can have her BPD Fupa emptiness temporarily filled by these coomers.
No. 85200
>>85190That phrase makes no sense, and her vagina looks more like a moldy strawberry than strawberry jam.
>>85192This is so bad for business. Her bratty persona is so off-putting, and he probably just chose her because she’s cheap. I also find it funny that she posts what seems like every customer she gets, bc if you think about it that way, it’s not many at all.
>>85195I thought so! It was still at 18mins so I thought it’d be fine, but it gave me the expired password message. I figured it was because I left the page since it was still sub 30mins. Weird, but thank you ♥
No. 85204
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You literally tweet about yourself taking a shit while smoking
No. 85210
File: 1615578412136.jpeg (417.08 KB, 750x856, E141A62F-45A2-49E9-AB2A-45AA04…)
another sperg about sex work, mental gymnastics as usual
No. 85216
File: 1615581878167.jpg (Spoiler Image,585.49 KB, 1079x1671, Screenshot_20210312-144431_Twi…)
Please no
No. 85217
>>85216this looks like she’s bending over for a gyno appointment lmao. i wish i didn’t click on it. but tbh it doesn’t even look like her crotch?? yes we all know it by now kek
>>85212exactly, her rants are incoherent, she can’t fucking type, and they just show how bitchy and insufferable she is. no one wants to date you shayna and your rants make you even more unattractive. no one knows what you’re even talking about. and no one cares.
No. 85218
>>85216I swear it looks like her choochie is about to cough.
Shay stop giving the goods for free and thinking these other hoes wanna give out their shit for free.
No. 85219
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this was under the post where shay said to post pics of your pussy. i find it slightly funny how this scrote responded to pixie but not shay lol
No. 85220
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now this rant
No. 85224
File: 1615583899776.jpg (245.88 KB, 1080x1240, Screenshot_20210312-151551_Twi…)
Pathetic
No. 85227
>>85226Two options for that
1. It was all a lie and she's never been to a therapist or taken meds
2. Her parents insurance paid for it
No. 85228
File: 1615585538694.jpg (188.98 KB, 1080x793, Screenshot_20210312-154537_Twi…)
Because not everyone gives that shit away for free
No. 85229
File: 1615585569209.jpg (Spoiler Image,437.83 KB, 1080x1443, Screenshot_20210312-154454_Twi…)
I really hope she has a full break down about Fupa tonight
No. 85231
File: 1615585667965.jpg (226.5 KB, 1080x1512, Screenshot_20210312-154655_Twi…)
The comments under Pixie's pic. She's a scamming bitch just like Shay
No. 85232
File: 1615585820504.jpg (202.77 KB, 1080x661, Screenshot_20210312-154512_Twi…)
Kek
No. 85233
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Kek, she's so mad that people who post censored content get more interactions than her
No. 85234
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No. 85235
File: 1615587156028.jpg (690.08 KB, 1564x1564, IMG_20210312_160604.jpg)
>>85138I know I'm almost a day late, but if it's anything illegal I'm pretty sure that's an 18 year old kid. (Not gunna lie, he strikes me as a predictor because he's always around people drastically younger than himself.)
And that's not the house he's living in. He's in a different 3bd/2ba house that is pretty similar to the fupa mansion he had. That looks like a place an 18 would be staying at though…
No. 85240
>>85229godspeed anons, my timezone means i’d have to get up at 4am to watch shaytard embarrass herself. also praying for gifanon(s) and dropbox anon(s) to pull through
inb4 no1 curr
No. 85241
File: 1615590461004.jpg (434.4 KB, 1079x1867, Screenshot_20210312-170730_Twi…)
I like how she blocked out how many people she's following, because she doesn't follow anyone
No. 85242
>>85241wait why would she block out who she’s following what would that matter on onlyfans?
do swers follow eachother on there now?
that’s kinda weird if they’re straight, what are they even doing just stealing each others ideas or something
No. 85244
File: 1615601027552.jpg (267.62 KB, 1080x1196, Screenshot_20210312-200338_Twi…)
No. 85245
File: 1615601070276.jpg (373.29 KB, 1079x1427, Screenshot_20210312-200352_Twi…)
Sure Shay
No. 85246
File: 1615601179558.jpg (40.05 KB, 1080x174, Screenshot_20210312-173303_Twi…)
Back to buying followers Shay?
No. 85250
File: 1615603249911.jpg (504.5 KB, 1080x1867, Screenshot_20210312-204044_Twi…)
What's the point of this?
No. 85256
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got my bingo card all ready. thank you to the anon who made this, KEK
No. 85259
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No. 85260
>>85216Literally why??
And a lot of other e whores have business tactics and dont post full pussy pics for free, Shay.
No. 85261
File: 1615608785999.jpeg (419.97 KB, 1242x2208, F5A5A947-1AED-4980-AEA6-FC7032…)
Three so far kek
No. 85262
File: 1615609040852.jpeg (156.47 KB, 1242x687, 257622DE-7086-4D0E-A5A9-3D6D93…)
That fifteen dollar forever 21 top is squeezing the hell out of her lunch lady arms kek
No. 85266
>>85265Ho needs to watch her chat, not the farms.
Also Im so sorry cause the fake cute voice is fucking awful.
No. 85267
Dropbox anon
Here is Shayna trying not to sound like a man towards the end of the video I would have recorded more but it lagged and stopped it
https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwga2gsn1t0o3bd/Video%20Mar%2012%2C%208%2022%2020%20PM.mov?dl=0 No. 85271
File: 1615609805216.jpeg (70.8 KB, 720x540, 69B4867E-9840-41AA-9457-3446D5…)
With the way Shay just talks in her autistic baby voice, this is all I picture
No. 85278
>>85274Wow, she was just an amazing, hilarious, gifted not like other girls hottie in hs, huh?
/s
No. 85279
"My pussy is so sweaty the paddle is sticking to it"
Bitch why
>>85261You need to add "pretending to be unbothered by her weight gain" lol she copes about it every stream
No. 85281
File: 1615610466581.gif (12.16 KB, 220x124, C407B371-00E5-41FA-B20B-7D3DA6…)
I can’t get over her literally Goofy laugh.
He-yuk
No. 85285
File: 1615610658565.png (365.13 KB, 490x574, Screen Shot 2021-03-12 at 8.43…)
bingo folks! not even an hour in.
No. 85289
>>85288Sabbath Dio is good but Shayna acts like her music taste is the best in the world and that everyone who doesn’t listen to these mainstream bands aren’t as unique as her
She’s mentally still in high school jfc
No. 85290
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her hair is so disgusting
No. 85291
File: 1615610899329.jpeg (Spoiler Image,444.46 KB, 985x643, 4D2BC9C8-2DD5-4310-922A-CE2CA5…)
KEK she is shaped like a fat potato
No. 85298
File: 1615611529521.jpg (889.52 KB, 1242x1385, IMG_5236.jpg)
shaytard attempting to dance sensually to Losing my religion by rem had me snorting
No. 85299
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They’re just talking about farting I cant
No. 85300
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she said yes btw
No. 85301
>>85294she has before this live stream
Jason R Womack is one of her only customers at this point she has to talk to him to pay her rent kek
No. 85307
File: 1615612143922.jpg (32.77 KB, 720x247, 20210313_010818.jpg)
Get help dude
No. 85312
>>85311>>85311stg she plays the same ten songs
that song is annoying now thanks for ruining a decent AHS song Shayna
No. 85317
>>85315I mean Shayna can’t because she has the same awkward white girl dance.
It’s just not sensual and cam girl like to strip to thrash or punk but that’s just how I think sage for dumb
No. 85318
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No. 85331
>>85329I snorted anon
bless you
No. 85332
Fucking dead from these stream updates. Looking back at her first thread I never would have expected this big of a downfall. Thanks to the anons keeping note of this shit.
>>85318Nearly choked on my drink. Jesus fucking christ.
No. 85333
>>85330she also mentioned wanting to be a voice actress for a princess animation movie
which further proves that she is miserable and doesn't want to do sex work but she has no talent and its the only way for her to get attention and make money by doing nothing. she thinks her voice is "cute and endearing"
No. 85343
File: 1615624029599.jpeg (1.44 MB, 1242x1763, 0DEA9B99-207C-4C2A-8575-4AB7AF…)
>Such a rich high end bimbo uwu
This shirt is around her price range kek
No. 85347
>>85328no charisma whatsoever
touching herself with a fake smile and then immediately to "idk im not feeling it…." she looks so bored and then "subscribe here" lmao, what for???
No. 85348
>>85347The way she touches herself is so fucking rough, you can tell she's dry and not into it. I didn't watch, so everyone left while she's naked playing with her dry snatch?
Wow. And seeing that tit just hang lower is crazy.
No. 85349
>>85347Yeah she's so obviously unhappy and her dead-eyed "smile" is horrifying, she looks like she's either about to fucking kill you or herself
coomers get fooled by her fake giggling? judging by the retarded ones like Womack they don't seem to notice or care
No. 85352
>>85328Damn, she looks like she’s fighting back tears.
>>85345yeah she cant stream on twitch after that shit vid. its so easy to find too with these threads and all.
No. 85353
>>85284I dont get why she doesnt have the wheel on her desk to promote people actually wanting to spin it, instead of advertising a bottle soda, some cheap pink chinese snacks and the infamous shit rimmed dildo itself.
also big fucking kekkers at her entire career revolving around shit now that she opened that gate. she fed the shit licking stray cats once and now theyre hungry for more shit. what have you dong shayna.
No. 85355
>>85350No that’s definitely gross, but that’s more of a camslut issue vs an isolated shayna issue I think.
Idiots will say it’s homophobic/anti sw to point out dildos and fingers can spread infections, but that shit is dangerous if you care about your insides. No porous dildo can ever be cleaned 100%, let alone sterilized.
Shayna’s microscopic shit bacteria will literally be inside that dildo forever. I’m honestly surprised she hasn’t gotten sick yet.
>>85354Off topic sage for derail but that Bailey rayne chick from Netflix’s old ass doc hot girls wanted was online last night, and she was the main example in my head. Literally playing music from the 50s while she made small talk with coomers who didn’t want to pay her. it was so humiliating to watch but also amazing because she is a truly evil bitch
No. 85356
File: 1615651621529.jpg (Spoiler Image,3.03 MB, 4096x4096, CollageMaker_20210313_11053821…)
>>85348The fat boy tits really are shocking
No. 85358
File: 1615652955880.jpg (58.57 KB, 1080x630, 20210313_102534.jpg)
Wonder how pissed shay is that Pixie's pic is doing better than hers on her own thread kek
(Pixie's below, Shay is at 632 with 85 retweets, but it's her own post)
No. 85360
>>85330>>85335she expects every stream to be like her "comeback stream", where the coomers were so excited to see her after a year they tipped her just for chatting.
now that she's camming ""regularly"" again, the novelty is wearing off and they expect her to behave sexually and entertain them, almost like
it's a cam show and she's being paid to perform
for tips.She claims she works so hard and yet on cam it's obvious that she doesn't and doesn't want to. She wants the attention but hates the effort. If it's a slow night, leaving early is even stupider than staying and trying to make the most of it. giving up and signing off with a huffy guilt trip doesn't make people want to spend their money on you next time, it shows them you're a quitter who can't be trusted to fulfill tip requests.
No. 85361
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>>85358Kek yes shay is very jealous of pixie
No. 85362
>>85330>>85328It seemed like she got full naked and had the wand out, then everyone left kek. Funny timing, but if you figure the coomers in chat they probably either got bored or got off so they were done.
I guess she at least got the wheel out and made an attempt at some effort tonight.
No. 85364
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Shayna looks kinda like Rob Dyrdek to me I don’t know how or if it’s just me
No. 85367
>>85363I went thru her insta yesterday and she looks so much better with dark hair it’s unreal, she actually looked cute.
her inability to match her skin tone combined with the terrible angles/poses and f21 outfit choices, seems like she goes out of her way to make herself unattractive.
Is shayna secretly an evil genius trying to get revenge on coomers by being disgusting? jk she’s just retarded
No. 85368
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>>85365idk I think anon is right look how close their features match up.
shayna got bigger lips tho I’ll give her that
No. 85369
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No. 85377
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>>85374Thread pic idea idk
Sage for autism
No. 85380
>>85373she is totally skinny alr wow you’re right, I haven’t thought about amber for so long. checked out when she got cancer, couldn’t watch her kill herself.
just checked her channel and she’s still doing sushi mukbangs and plus size mall clothes hauls, truly twin flames.
No. 85384
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>>85380Just ALR has a smaller nose and is paler
No. 85385
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Her hair looks disgusting
No. 85387
>>85385Holy greasy hair.
She also looks like she wishes she was fucking dead. This just sad.
No. 85389
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No. 85393
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These would get so dirty within a week in her pigsty of an apartment
No. 85398
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1/2
No. 85399
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>>853982/2 Major kek. I think this dude is finally getting tired of Shay's shit
No. 85400
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After claiming to be "groomed" as a kid, Shay really gives no fucks to minors being exposed to porn
No. 85410
>>85393She has no fuckin style so she couldnt pull these off. I hate how she retweets aesthetic and fashion that are so far from her own cheap, tacky, boring shit. She's not kawaii, she's not classy, she's not any "core" or alt. She's just
Amazon pink sort by lowest price garbage
No. 85411
>>85385Looking haggard and dead inside as usual. I wish she would have made the contacts work because I'm both haunted by and sick of her beady brown, soulless eyes topped with cheap insect leg looking eyelashes.
Also whatever happened to those $60-80 worth of contacts for that matter? This is rhetorical of course.
No. 85412
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Kek
No. 85413
>>85398This is next level retarded, I'm fucking aghast at how bad at her job she is. You ruined your life and reputation for this and now you're fucking it up through not only negligence/incompetence but sheer lunatic self destruction. Your brand can't be super submissive dolly bimbo and humiliating domme at the same time (not that she can pull off either)
>>85410I also hate how she retweets aesthetic stuff constantly because it's such a stupid business move, I'm sure lots of potential customers end up unfollowing her after she clogs their feeds with girly bullshit they don't care about. It baffles me why she's so resistant to having multiple accounts, it could even be a better outlet for her social media dopamine addiction.
No. 85415
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No. 85416
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>>85415Shay must've done some major begging behind the scenes to the grey hair dude
No. 85422
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No. 85424
>>85423thank god it's not just me who read it like that
I'm sure it's "not old" but I read it like "no told" forever
sage for idiot
No. 85426
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Shayna trying to make friends and replied to this girl who has more followers. Shayna isn’t that poaching her followers???
No. 85427
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>>85420>>85425 Shayna’s threads have the
best roasts
My sides anon.
bless
No. 85435
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>>85434I mean underaged children being exposed to porn isn’t okay. The men are just as shitty as the women who voluntarily participate.
So old gray retirement home got a private show last night?? How can this boomer coomer even keep his dick up??
Sage for no milk
No. 85438
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I guess fatty gave up on being healthy completely
No. 85446
>>85444Even with the doordash fee it shouldn’t cost that much…. Shayna eats so much food god fatty go take walk
Just because your trainer was “racist” doesn’t mean you still can’t eat healthy, not order takeout, take noodle for a walk, and exercise at home. Hell, you can even still go to the gym why do you need a personal trainer?
No. 85447
>>85441pretty sure that anon was just kidding
>>85445yep, at like panda express a normal meal of a plate and a side for one person is legit $8 lmao. this bitch got $30 worth of food for herself, lunch only.
No. 85450
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Blur tool working overtime, from OF
No. 85451
>>85448If I had a choice between mukbangs and the poop stuff, I would rather watch her stuff her face with a dominos pizza and boneless wings.
I hope she switches to feeder fetishes tbh, it would actually be healthier for her compared to consuming her own shit
No. 85452
>>85450if she can afford $30 worth of Chinese food she can afford an $8 can of dry shampoo.
It’s not even hard to pretend to look clean over the internet she’s legitimately not even doing the bare minimum
No. 85453
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>>85452This but with fast food for shatna
No. 85455
>>85441Are you this anon
>>85429 ? You sound oddly retarded or are extremely new to English.
No. 85459
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>>85450what are these zoolander faces smh
No. 85463
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Shayna you’re not a bimbo omfg
Bimbos don’t have yellow teeth with a snaggletooth, bimbos don’t have bulbous noses, bimbos don’t have butt acne.
No guy wants to take care of a mentally retarded ugly fat girl who can’t even suck dick without vomiting
No. 85467
>>85462Wtf
Buffy, sweetie, I am so sorry
No. 85469
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(fanart)
No. 85471
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>omg i doubt you hasnt fit in them anymore hehe
Fat bitch
No. 85472
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No. 85473
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Fatty showed this screenshot during her “cam show” and thought it was good enough to be shown again
You look like a fat potato shay I dont think this is a compliment
No. 85476
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Disgusting
No. 85478
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>>85476Shayna's irl brother looking at this like
No. 85480
>>85472So she wont be camming tonight. Just face tuning her face and warping her fatty areas.
Also, no you don't Shay. You have Womack who maybe gives you a hundy when he gets his gov handout money.
If she had a guy giving her 1k a month, she'd be doing better and if hes a sugar daddy, then she would have enough to move easily by now.
No. 85482
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No. 85487
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No. 85488
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Why does she always subtweet her customers?
No. 85492
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>>85453you inspired me anon
No. 85495
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"Admin work" kek
No. 85508
>>85495another thing to collect dust on
why does she bother buying so much shit when she has to move? she needs to start taking her meds again and get help for her addiction
No. 85509
>>85508She thinks owning expensive material items makes her rich and seem successful, its just another thing to show off to keep up the facade
Hilarious because immediately after she is begging for money for groceries… wow so rich !!
No. 85510
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No. 85522
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No. 85523
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Her prices are always going up and down it’s so stupid
No. 85524
>>85519Right? Like thats exactly what fatty mattel needs, another excuse to not get off her ass
300lb deathfat coming soon to a Shay thread near you!
No. 85526
>>85498anon she doesn't do showers, either
>>85501the saddest part of this isn't the forklift, it's that shatna won't have anyone to drive her kek
No. 85527
>>85525You could be right but also if she didn’t spend dumb money on weed and food, she’d save a lot of money because she has: no car, no car insurance, still on her dad’s insurance, doesn’t go out, doesn’t exactly do any kind of activity.
She also probably doesn’t declare the money she makes off of tips and cash app so that’d make her taxes lower.
I agree that she spends dumb amount of money but it’s usually on cheap amazon costumes. Who knows if she doesn’t send them back as well. She could squirrel away a ton of money for retirement or savings because aside from the weed and poor grocery trips management, she’s actually pretty low maintenance.
No. 85528
>>85527Yeah you’re probably right. I just keep thinking about it because I had a roommate freshman year who had similar spending habits and she ended up losing 2k on Uber and food delivery in 4 months I could really see her falling into debt if it wasn’t for her ~
aBuSiVe PaReNtZ~
(newfag) No. 85537
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Kek, and how tall is Fupa?
No. 85538
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But she didn't post her tips as proof this time
No. 85539
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Sure you did Fatty
No. 85540
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No. 85541
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She’s on one today kek
Cheemsburgers and all you have is a hank hill ass AND a big stomach
No. 85542
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Please don't harrass this man
No. 85544
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>>85542I know Shayna doesn't know but her talking about wanting to be beat up by a man who beat his ex wife is…yeah.
No. 85545
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No. 85547
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Cause this is totally what she needs
No. 85548
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>>85544Knowing Shayna she probably does know about it and blames the wife because she’s a misogynistic bitch
No. 85550
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No. 85551
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No. 85553
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Shay, you literally don't need any excuse to drink, you alcoholic
No. 85555
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You can’t even afford to move out of state
No. 85557
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>>85554Deleted and saged now delete yours
No. 85560
>>85555Kek she deleted this because it got no likes
crickets Your followers are only subcribed because you’re a cheap $3 whore and they are on unemployment. Why would you think they’d buy you a Louis Vuitton?
No. 85567
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No. 85569
>>85484Most of her twitter promo is incest related but she'll get defensive when called out on posting her father's uncensored face on her porn account.
>>85567No wonder she freaked out about having only $5 in her bank that one time. Shopaholic + alcoholic + weed addict
No. 85570
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>>85569Remember when Shatna posted this on her porn account and got pissed off and sperged about “how people should mind their business” when a sex worker commented saying it was unsafe to post family members kek
Lolcowfarm remembers
No. 85574
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Is she going to throw a fit when someone posts a censored pic?
No. 85575
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No. 85578
>>85574Why are her lips twisted and look like they are tucked into her vagina hole?
Shits gross and she abused the smoothing tool on facetune
No. 85579
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>>85577She just talked about how she’s almost done saving her money to move
No. 85582
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>>85581You mean that ugly fur two piece set she wore to brunch with Fupa
she looked like a giant pile of bubblegum kek fatty
She can’t afford much dollskill she’s a broke bitch. Maybe she was using Jason R Womack’s unemployment checks
No. 85584
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No. 85585
>>85570>regardless of whether or not he approveskek
You're a disappointment, Shayna.
No. 85586
>>85583After pay is for broke people who can’t pay all at once. I thought Shayna was
thriving and
successful No. 85589
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No. 85590
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Shayna with her ~uwu Barbie dollhause moving sale~ that hasn’t made progress in months kek
No. 85593
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What time is it where she is?? Regardless I know it’s way too fucking early for any normal human to be drinking
No. 85596
>>85570I honestly feel really bad for her parents, they’re probably shit in some way to raise someone like shayna but, her family from what she posts seems really nice.
They’re concerned for her future, her mom offers her gifts she doesn’t want, her father is willing to take pics with his ddlg obsessed daughter, she’s a bitch.
No. 85599
>>85593It's strange that even with her extreme use of weed (and all the different forms) she still feels the need to drink to such an excess? The people I know either smoke a ton or drink, mixing the two constantly seems like a recipe for disaster especially since she isn't going out to a party and having fun. Shes doing this in her house alone, almost daily.
If she just smoked and ate edibles it would help her lose a lot of weight easily. Wine and beers and all the stuff she's drinking it making her retain so much water weight and bloat. She doesn't need to quit everything but the fact she can't even drink less to compensate for the amount she smokes/eats edibles is telling. The drinking is what's making her gain so much weight so quickly. Her metabolism can't keep up with that many liquid calories. Plus booze fucks up your metabolism and how fat deposits (IE men with beer guts) so just by switching to hard seltzers she'd already be doing her body and brain a favor.
No. 85602
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WHAT
No. 85604
>>85600Nathan is the scat coomer. He's a big red flag. I can't tell if he's got an insidious long-term degradation fetish & is trying to encourage Shayna's alcoholism or if he's just a regular old poop enthusiast hoping for some accidental beer diarrhea.
Either way, men are degenerate.
No. 85605
>>85600kek @ gray wanting her to do her makeup before she got wasted, her followers are such coomer assholes. I couldn’t imagine getting naked for these losers.
>>85604this and the belle Delphine thread has shown me how retarded people really are, idk how society functions with so many freaks like this walking around
No. 85606
>>85604Naughty Nathan definitely has an intoxication/date rape “fetish”…. disgusting
I mean the guy likes literal POO
He’s gross I don’t get why she wouldn’t block these creeps but I guess money is more important than her health and safety
No. 85607
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That dirty ass couch
No. 85611
>>85595It's a strong beer: 8.2%
She probably chugged it too.
No. 85613
>>85538Lucky for her, her "cumshows" only last a matter of seconds and don't involve any actual cumming
>>85602literally what's the point. how is watching a plastic penis on a metal pole going into a dismembered silicone torso considered anything except pointless and bizarre.
No. 85614
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>>85545Okay, but seriously- no one noticed that she is not actually wearing that skirt? It just… lies on her body like some towel? Man lardy fattel draped that poor XS skirt in a way that it looks like she is wearing it. What a peak. Once you notice it you can hardly miss it imo
(autism) No. 85617
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>>85492I loved this so much that I decided to add to it
No. 85621
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Major kek. You could barely afford your last apartment in Seattle. And you sure as hell can't afford LA
No. 85622
File: 1615934254962.jpg (138.64 KB, 1080x1086, Screenshot_20210316-173536_Twi…)
Get ready for some milk if she DOES move
No. 85634
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Stfu Shay
No. 85636
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No. 85637
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>>85636Her butthole looks stretched out
Shayna use lube omg
No. 85638
File: 1615941917747.jpeg (1.08 MB, 3464x3464, B2D444AB-F2B5-489A-9D27-7D3B85…)
Miss lunchladyarms was feeling herself today kek
She posted these on Snapchat
No. 85639
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I just know that Fupa hoodie smells
No. 85643
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>>85638She posted them to Twitter too, I don’t think she realizes that Twitter doesn’t tell you who screenshots your fleets
No. 85645
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I wanna know how much she begs these people to say these things
No. 85646
File: 1615947012442.jpg (74.89 KB, 675x905, 20210316_211009.jpg)
That filter just looks like straight up dandruff
No. 85647
>>85620As the anon that made
>>85492 i thought it was pretty funny kek
No. 85652
>>85555No.
>>855579 totes real actually orgasming cumshows, huh?
>>85573Shes been buying the shit from Depop to avoid being cancelled lol
No. 85653
>>85621The "requirements" are actually what the rentals have. Proof of income, making 2 or 3 times rent, limit or no pets, credit score, etc. Just say you're too poor and low class to live there, Shay.
Shes not gonna be able to rent a house, and these other places she wants to live wont have a 2 bedroom apartment for under $1000. She thinks she's too good for a studio and they usually have pet limits. If she's bringing both cats and the med-big mutt shes gonna have a hell of a time getting accepted and getting hit with pet deposits and maybe even monthly fees.
No. 85655
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>>85646Her teeth are so terrible why does she want lip injections and a boob job when she needs to fix her damn snaggletooth
No. 85661
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>>85660Obviously when you say that someone is going to be curious and look…. anon I hate it. a bunch of troons with buttplugs in and white smelly looking girls with a bad case of acne ass
And this comment by Baltimore Brian which is proof he’s never seen a human vagina in person because Shayna Clifford’s isn’t normal.
No. 85664
>>85663Brian over here talking about if it’s grass-fed he sounds like an incel
>>85662It’s definitely not dollskill or forever 21 from the looks of it. Those brands are fast fashion but that shit is way too ugly and cheap looking. But maybe that’s because it’s on Shayna. Kek. I’m guessing it’s probably shein, amazon, or aliexpress
>>85658Anon pls don’t get that it’s ugly.
No. 85666
File: 1615959242427.jpg (67.42 KB, 574x502, shein_mesh_bodysuit.jpg)
>>85658its from shein for 10 USD
the only thing shayna can afford
No. 85675
File: 1615979938443.jpeg (210.16 KB, 470x722, 38EA92C8-C504-4345-AB40-0A30D6…)
>>85658Not even worth $10. also, much attention to detail, Shayna.
No. 85678
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Oh please Shay
No. 85680
>>85678sex worker… health lifestyle.. does not compute.
also lol at shatna promoting a healthy lifestyle with her door dash, quitting the gym and never going back, and leaving her feces on the rims of dildos then sniffing it for 30 dollars. right.
No. 85682
File: 1615998738328.jpeg (420.1 KB, 1242x1429, D002DCBD-5BCF-4DEE-927B-5A93D3…)
My sides are in orbit
No. 85683
File: 1615998822106.jpeg (312.83 KB, 1242x1456, D5305084-2298-418F-9ED1-A1BAA5…)
She has to beg for beer how embarrassing
No. 85686
>>85685Iirc she has said it's up in march all along. But its unclear if that meant at the beginning or end. Sounds like shes trying to say it's the end of march currently. But that still doesnt quite add up. Rent dates and move outs typically are beginning or end of the month, but Shay is just now saying, in the middle of March, that it's up in 30 days. Bullshitery, as usual.
Not to mention just a week or two ago she acted like she had nothing saved to move and was going to need a couple more months. But now shes saying shes halfway there and will be ready to put her notice in next month.
No. 85689
File: 1616002472679.jpg (444.89 KB, 1080x1540, Screenshot_20210317-123416_Twi…)
Bitch put in her 30 days and doesn't have all the money or any idea on where to go
No. 85696
>>85689But she just has to find a massive apartment with the fake granite for $500 a month like she has in Tulsa right now.
inb4 she once again has to live in hotel rooms until she finds a place.
No. 85697
File: 1616006447327.jpeg (387.17 KB, 1242x1097, E35ED74E-BE9E-4CF4-A7B9-9C87D2…)
Why does she need two bedrooms?
No. 85704
File: 1616010459336.jpg (459.84 KB, 1080x1498, Screenshot_20210317-144754_Twi…)
No. 85710
File: 1616014377149.jpeg (628.78 KB, 1242x1207, 2ADD7E22-5C28-40F5-8EAB-5AF1F2…)
>>85706You can see Shayna didn’t post this on Twitter it was from Justforfans so they censored it for her because she’s a dumbass who can’t market for shit
No. 85711
File: 1616015528206.jpeg (226.8 KB, 1242x565, 1271250F-5BA5-44D5-8BC7-602ED5…)
Top kek
No. 85715
File: 1616025841755.jpeg (78.71 KB, 676x721, 06A32690-3A21-4BB7-9B08-704FBA…)
Hamplanet
No. 85716
File: 1616026077468.jpeg (81.23 KB, 676x766, B9952103-BACD-4A2D-A646-23E0D5…)
No. 85718
File: 1616026198786.jpeg (1.05 MB, 3464x3464, B0071E33-E038-400B-BD6B-25AA6E…)
Fat bitch has been wearing that outfit for days and stuffing her chins with doordash , weed, and beer
No. 85723
>>85720Top kek
One afternoon on Rightmove and she's done.
No. 85725
File: 1616030683277.jpeg (Spoiler Image,524.15 KB, 1284x1018, B72772BB-15DB-408E-A2C1-2C33F6…)
the retarded crackhead from the trailer park wants to show you her ballsack
No. 85726
File: 1616030770738.jpeg (Spoiler Image,159.18 KB, 1284x1037, 58BD48FA-CE67-4AC9-A845-434589…)
this position looks legitimately difficult for her at this point.
No. 85727
>>85726She looks like creepshowart here
Both manfaced.
No. 85731
File: 1616035164742.jpg (304.72 KB, 1079x1018, Screenshot_20210317-213937_Twi…)
No. 85732
File: 1616036199384.jpeg (218.49 KB, 827x1225, CB259B60-7DA1-48E4-884F-B7E4F3…)
Kek this makes me think of the time she posted herself doing a dab and shooting guns on her Snapchat story for some reason. Preachy Shaytard.
No. 85733
>>85732your tweet isn't going to go viral, cut the shit Shay. The
victims are not at fault here but obviously porn is brain rot. You dont even like doing it. I even saw a famous pornstar write on her IG story that she doesn't get much sex/love outside her job. A man can't respect a woman who doesn't respect herself. Most sex workers are mentally ill, not rich, and miserable. Shayna stop acting like you care about world issues, you're so transparent. You only want likes and retweets so your only fans can get more traction. You are using a mass murder to get yourself more money. You are the worst Shaytard. Go rot.
No. 85735
>>85731You probably make more money on OF because you don't shut the fuck up or care to do sex work on other sites, lol
(Forgot to sage the first time I posted this, sorry)
No. 85737
>>85711bet you anything it’s a scam listing on craigslist
unless it’s some shitty complex in manchester or nashua
No. 85740
File: 1616049886963.png (4.47 MB, 1242x2208, AEA65F45-4C7C-4292-AA52-43DCE4…)
She posted a snap video of her on her bare pillow with her dog and cat and kept forcing retarded laughter because the dog kept putting their head on her shoulder
>them triple chins tho
No. 85742
File: 1616050175822.png (45.45 KB, 549x449, help.png)
>>85740Imagine being this dog
No. 85744
>>85732it's the fact she only said something because she felt sex workers were being attacked.If NO one mentioned sex or anything she'd never even said anything about this. She'd just retweeted something someone else said to seem woke and move the fuck on.
She does not care about those women, her number one goal is to make sure people don't start pointing fingers at her. It was also a crime that was motivated by fucking racism, but Shayna focuses on the thing that she feels will make HER look bad.
No. 85747
File: 1616079641847.jpg (257.78 KB, 1079x1122, Screenshot_20210318-100037_Twi…)
Get ready for a super disgusting pedo or incest storyline
No. 85748
File: 1616079778128.jpg (363.22 KB, 1080x1065, Screenshot_20210318-100259_Twi…)
No. 85749
File: 1616079856088.jpg (508.76 KB, 1080x1857, Screenshot_20210318-100417_Twi…)
1/2
Kek
No. 85750
File: 1616079998287.jpg (141.72 KB, 1080x461, Screenshot_20210318-100427_Twi…)
2/2
Well Shay has claimed Hitler was a genius and she'd wanna smoke with him
No. 85752
>>85749Did she get dropped on the head as a baby? Trump gave stimulus checks when he was president.
>>85748>you send money for a service we don’t do This lazy bitch kek. a service? what service? A three to five minute video that’s not even good? You’re basically saying you’d keep the money and scam them. at least rEiMbUrSe your coom customers so they can pay you for more videos to keep your lights on and keep you from being a homeless hick whore
No. 85754
File: 1616081113774.jpeg (260.64 KB, 1242x560, 88016EE0-38A3-49C1-981B-7E1A33…)
You’re only going to get ten maybe twenty likes, dumb whore. stop trying to go viral. if you cared about people and were kind you’d share your “wealth” and you’d do shout out for shout out for free, give advice to beginner “sex workers” but no you’re a greedy fat piece of shit
No. 85755
File: 1616081267929.jpeg (692.52 KB, 1242x1537, 6E062793-E943-418F-BCD9-5BC75C…)
>luckily for you I’m not in charge
You never will be important Shayna
grow the fuck up
No. 85756
File: 1616081397689.jpeg (468.56 KB, 1069x1223, 1F01F597-E701-48DC-9371-8AAFDD…)
>y-you bigot
She is a terrible debater only saying buzzwords she sees around twitter and probably doesn’t even read legitimate sources. She just wants ass pats from her degenerate audience
No. 85757
File: 1616081425535.jpeg (621.01 KB, 1242x1286, 0E433233-EFEB-4C47-A935-3001B8…)
Trying to be nice and supporting “girls”
That eyeliner is so ugly
No. 85766
>>85757it honestly probably looks alright when she looks up. she looks like she's got hooded eyes so the shape will look fine in the end.
i personally don't love thick black eyeliner with no eyeshadow but since shay does that look 24/7, i can see why she complimented her.
No. 85769
File: 1616086117167.jpg (228.03 KB, 1080x1280, Screenshot_20210318-114853_Twi…)
No. 85771
>>85754>>Cancel CultureSo they are like Shayna, they say they hate Cancel Culture but want to cancel people/things all the time. Also she interacts with Indigo White even though it's been said endlessly here she's a trump supporter/racist and we know she lurks. She's also been whining about moving home to her repub family and is taking their money.
>>85755>>85544thought she liked Rednecks?
No. 85774
File: 1616086736485.jpeg (200.54 KB, 1219x740, 8D772A87-4841-4520-8A63-D65FE8…)
Shayna Clifford/Dolly Mattel #74 My 600lb Life Edition
No. 85776
File: 1616091590218.png (7.29 MB, 1242x2208, 99B5A25A-2B54-4232-BD18-981EBC…)
She looks like a big toe
No. 85778
File: 1616091816155.jpeg (367.55 KB, 1242x1059, D4C81CF9-8F37-417A-A9D8-E97672…)
It would be so fucking funny if she won
No. 85784
File: 1616095084898.jpeg (142.01 KB, 504x419, EA00CC1E-A199-44D0-8327-53E706…)
A wonderful image that I saw today while browsing twitter
No. 85788
File: 1616097258869.jpg (533.23 KB, 1080x1199, Screenshot_20210318-145422_Twi…)
No. 85793
File: 1616101738800.jpg (470.13 KB, 1079x1684, Screenshot_20210318-160901_Twi…)
Grow the fuck up already Shay
No. 85794
File: 1616101922809.jpeg (414.92 KB, 1242x943, A766E482-72D7-4436-90A0-37051B…)
This is disgusting
Obviously if they’re a good father (unlike Fupapa Kyle Nathan Perkins) the children would come before you
No. 85795
>>85793God will she shut up already?
I bet she will keep doing this bullshit when she’s 30
Stop announcing you’re single everyday!! We’ve seen it we don’t want you fat bitch
No. 85798
>>85796Right?
Imagine a grown ass woman getting jealous and throwing a tantrum because you put your children before her…. instead of trying to bond with the kids and be a good step-mom….it’s fucking weird
No. 85799
File: 1616102256741.jpeg (Spoiler Image,696.34 KB, 1242x1479, 87FC688D-5E24-4FB3-844E-76DA87…)
Heffer Mattel showing her ballsack again
No. 85805
File: 1616103165780.jpeg (152.4 KB, 750x1059, B7E9FE19-DA27-4E75-84BD-A576C0…)
Kek it was this coomer
No. 85808
>>85807top kek. Wow shay way to subtweet one of the only 4 coomer customers you have left. she probably didn’t want to send it back which is
why she made that tweet because she couldn’t afford to lose the money or she already spent it on pot.
No. 85810
>>85805she really wakes up every day and chooses to alienate the last shred of an audience she has left. why would you subtweet a paying customer like this? validation? and he's legitimately apologizing for it kek
shayna you have two and a half paying customers, stop with your shitty opinions and attempts to go viral
all she does is talk about politics and weird terms and conditions that come with buying her $3 content, and for what??
No. 85817
>>85793How many times is she going to say this shit? She's going to end up with another Fupa. Why date men who have actual childern because you think they'll treat you like a actual child and fuck you?
Normal people would think a man with childern wanting to treat his girlfriend like a child has issues, but for shayna's lazy ass its a way for her never have to do anything.
Even though she does NOT listen and will eat, drink, smoke and act out regardless. She keeps talking about wanting to be controlled but it's obvious that she can't follow instruction if she could her & Fupa wouldn't be fighting/broken up every other day.
No. 85819
>>85794Shayna's jealousy and insecurity really knows no bounds.
- She can't be friends with other females because she compares herself to them.
- She can't coexist with other sexworkers because she's constantly jealous if someone gets more money/interactions than her.
- She can't be in a polyrelationship because she can't handle her partner giving anyone but her sexual and romantic attention
- She can't be with anyone who has children because she's jealous of LITERAL CHILDREN getting more attention than her
I may be going leaps and bounds here but everything with her insecurities and jealousies has to do with sexual motives. She sexualizes her entire life and now she's sexualizing dads in the same breath that she's admitting that she sees a father's own kids as rivals. With her rampant daddy kink and incest and underage baiting porn.. it's just so damn skeevy.
No. 85820
File: 1616121828527.jpg (Spoiler Image,595.1 KB, 1080x1171, Screenshot_20210318-214354_Twi…)
No. 85821
File: 1616121867853.jpg (245.35 KB, 960x1182, 20210318_214356.jpg)
She whitened her teeth so much. And that fake nose ring
No. 85822
File: 1616121920683.jpg (Spoiler Image,203.48 KB, 960x1158, 20210318_214359.jpg)
It looks like she literally shrunk her head
No. 85823
File: 1616122034208.jpg (466.8 KB, 1080x1565, Screenshot_20210318-214644_Twi…)
No. 85824
File: 1616122080291.jpg (226.86 KB, 1080x712, Screenshot_20210318-214702_Twi…)
No. 85825
File: 1616122736205.png (10.25 MB, 1242x2208, 46CE61CF-2780-42D5-9C24-8703A2…)
Snap anon here
She looks like a sausage
No. 85826
>>85821Putting her moving money into cash so it's easier to spend at the dispensary, huh? Also gross that she put it in her mouth and on her face and whatnot and knowing she didnt wash her hands after either. Yikes.
Also serving up some serious Miss Piggy vibes
No. 85834
>>85805She’s truly an idiot. She’s blasting and shaming one of her poor orbiter and making it sound like she lost hundreds of $.
Yeah having a chargeback is annoying but like how much we’re talking? Her customs are $100 at most, let’s say she’s out $120 she was expecting. You’d think for such a thriving, 5 years in the business sex worker, she wouldn’t be pissed over that much money.
She could have turned it around and played the dumb baby to her customer and get him to pay her back that money in exchange of extra content.
If she had a legit job once in her life she’d have acquired some basic skills in people and customer management.
No. 85838
File: 1616130588939.png (1.36 MB, 935x814, fakemoneyLOL.png)
this bitch really bought fake money to try and flaunt…. LMFAO
No. 85840
>>85838it's been brought up before but it's been bothering me since i read her retard view about how people who didn't "Vote correctly" shouldn't get a stimulus payout.
does this fat, nasty, dumb bitch pay taxes or not? I doubt she filed and paid taxes on all those dollars she spent on doordash, alcohol and weed. no fucking way.
i hope this bitch gets audited. imagine some useless fat troll who stuffs her face all day, doing drugs and drinking–not contributing to society in any real way, including with paying taxes, giving any opinions at all on who should or shouldn't get money. i can't believe her mother and father haven't disowned her, how embarrassing to invite her to come home. especially considering she tried to fuck them over for internet clout (which didn't stick, so now she's back to saying ooo hehe my parents are doing so much i wish i could see them!)
No. 85842
File: 1616132603574.jpeg (Spoiler Image,460.54 KB, 1536x2048, 5E615C81-40FC-4E82-B76D-4FB700…)
Hank hill with ass pimples
No. 85843
File: 1616132635689.jpeg (Spoiler Image,887.14 KB, 1242x1648, 354BBDC0-0217-4FF2-BECB-622A61…)
Disgusting
No. 85847
File: 1616134802454.jpeg (275.72 KB, 1242x751, 585BB8F2-BFE2-4CF0-A19A-EBCC60…)
Get a job and do your taxes then you’ll get one as well, fat bitch
No. 85848
File: 1616138555093.jpg (Spoiler Image,185.94 KB, 670x1056, stiinasaaristo.jpg)
>>85821You can't tell me this isn't a Stiina Saaristo painting
No. 85849
>>85794Woooowww. If Shay brings absolutely anything to this world, it's the fucking audacity.
If father's don't give their children love and attention they'll turn out like you and we don't need more degenerate washed up lot lizards showing off their shit covered dildos but thanks anyway.
No. 85850
>>85847$15 to play with piss on camera. Bleak as ever.
>>85843 And how is she going to charge $70 for panties when she shits for $45 and does pee stuff for like 5-15?? Make it make sense, anons.
No. 85851
>>85825Is she trying to be a
sexy vienna sausage?
No. 85854
File: 1616165544439.png (1.35 MB, 1186x918, 2021-03-19 10_51_45.png)
ummm this is literally fake money though… you can see watermarks in the corners on the 100s and 20s in all her pics
No. 85859
File: 1616168350940.jpeg (142.79 KB, 1284x441, 14685BF8-CAC6-412D-A184-7923D1…)
she gets on cam and strips for less than $50. but she wants someone to pay her $300 to get on cam naked. love our scammy mattel.
No. 85862
>>85857>>85856>>85854Fucking kek. I just thought it was her "moving" funds she put into cash to try to flex with this set. Or from that "sugar daddy" that paid for a vid lol. It was believable because on the floor pics there were only a couple hundreds and 50s and the rest were 20s lol. Seemed legit. But yeah, the hand full of 100s isnt realistic and now we can see they're fake.
Imagine posing as a sugar baby/proud whore with fake money. I'm dead.
No. 85863
>>85861Bleak
>>85854twitter thots need 2 stop with the scrunched up forehead poses they’re gonna need Botox before they even get a chance to afford bimbo boobs
No. 85867
File: 1616170267444.jpeg (1.73 MB, 1242x2208, 5A487A3D-E24B-4332-8468-34FFCE…)
>>85856>>85857Absolutely fucking dead. Shayna, delete these now, this is so embarrassing topkek.
No. 85874
File: 1616172974316.jpg (186.49 KB, 1079x651, Screenshot_20210319-115618_Twi…)
Yeah right
No. 85875
>>85870Pretty sure music videos and movies use it because they cant just throw real, dirty money around and then go collect it all. It's for practicality and security.
When people try to flex like this online, they use real money because it's their money from their hustle, in their own house. Shay is just a retarded broke e whore kek.
No. 85876
>>85874Two weeks? How much packing do you think she's done?
This is a joke. We all know she still has boxes from moving from her last place. Hopefully she'll throw out her stupid pink wall decoration gags and paddles along with the teddy bears, during her annual why-donate-toys-when-you-can-put-them-in-dumpsters tweets
No. 85877
File: 1616175383803.jpg (222.5 KB, 1080x1046, Screenshot_20210319-123628_Twi…)
Kek(repost)
No. 85880
File: 1616177770659.jpeg (Spoiler Image,206.99 KB, 750x1017, D080D825-A164-4608-AE77-6D2D07…)
No. 85883
>>85880I know vaginas come in all shapes and sizes. And not to sound like a scrote but goddamn why does it look like it’s ripped open like a lego hand. Shits weird. Probably irritated from dirty scat covered dildos and from dry fucking herself.
That outfit is cheap and ugly and does NOT scream “rich sugar baby”
No. 85892
>>85880tranny mattel wow
seriously, all vulvasperg and fatrolls aside, she looks like bojack horseman, how could anyone with those features think she could pull off bimbo or uwu smol bby
No. 85894
File: 1616181209708.jpeg (Spoiler Image,206.38 KB, 1280x1280, 92A91FF5-D856-4987-9A57-71CEED…)
>>85880yasss girl, get that monopoly money!!!
No. 85896
File: 1616181470515.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.06 MB, 1242x1500, E0B29102-5AD1-412C-A5C9-B907A3…)
Creepy uncle who is secretly a sissy vibes
No. 85903
File: 1616183264438.jpeg (236.33 KB, 1125x927, 3C66477E-239C-4147-AA4B-4561DD…)
do whatever you want shay, you’ll give us milk either way
No. 85906
>>85880holy shit we knew it'd be bad from other angles but why did she have to pick THE most unflattering angle? her legs look huge, that shirt is hanging on for dear life, stomach rolls so stuffed they look painful, her tits are in her throat, the Yaniv face, and that monstrously blurred dolphin mouth. this is one of the worst photos she's ever taken
>>85896and here you can see she's unzipped the top so she can pull it down without chopping her breasts in half. just buy something in your new size dumbass, squeezing yourself into clothing 4 sizes too small is not sexy
>>85903>I was thinking instead of crying about my ex I might just fall asleep on camera instead No. 85907
File: 1616185621445.jpeg (754.13 KB, 1242x1199, 29F94F75-82FA-4CCA-8F84-DD8D90…)
This is so embarrassing topkek
No. 85908
File: 1616185648091.jpeg (898.89 KB, 1242x1393, DDC03240-2743-4B11-8AF5-46A3BA…)
But it’s the meds , right shay ??
No. 85909
File: 1616185710129.jpeg (851.66 KB, 1242x1683, 566C23AC-4EAC-47C5-AFA7-6B0B34…)
Jason R Womack must have spent his stimulus and his unemployment check
No. 85913
File: 1616186715790.jpeg (500.42 KB, 1242x1370, D7D328C8-02D8-4523-93A7-779835…)
You hate women shay
No. 85916
File: 1616187975807.jpg (290.48 KB, 1079x893, Screenshot_20210319-160627_Twi…)
Why the fuck is she getting the vaccine
No. 85925
File: 1616189718195.jpeg (617.3 KB, 1242x1739, A20A5DF3-1362-46D5-B53D-B0A780…)
She can’t even take a vaccine without pedopandering and incorporating her disgusting kink.
No. 85936
>>85933Kek at least it’s not a pacifier
If a grown ass women brings a big plush I would automatically assume she’s mentally challenged and not uwu cute and quirky. Maybe a small keychain plush to squeeze onto but she has to be obnoxious and bring a big musty stuffed animal to larp as a little kid. Disgusting
No. 85938
File: 1616195674608.jpg (561.12 KB, 1080x1865, Screenshot_20210319-181446_Twi…)
Kek
No. 85939
File: 1616197788163.jpg (178.02 KB, 1080x608, Screenshot_20210319-184918_Twi…)
>>85925It's not "iconic." It's fucking stupid
No. 85940
File: 1616198838568.jpeg (205 KB, 1280x904, 23BDE0D0-F84C-4B91-891D-9B7168…)
at this point shay looks just like rusty cuyler's mom, so i did a tHiNg
No. 85943
>>85940Mr Peanutbutter, no!
Great details anon
No. 85947
>>85899Anon can always crop the bottom part
I vote for these two as the next thread pic
>>85940>>85894 No. 85950
File: 1616202944297.jpg (2.13 MB, 972x7142, Screenshot_20210319-201254_Twi…)
She was called out by other SWers and of course the abrattybutterface had to try and defend shayna kek
No. 85954
File: 1616204633780.jpeg (108.43 KB, 750x683, 331B1293-1CB9-4D53-A259-C4C24E…)
Kek scatcoomer unintentionally roasting her
No. 85955
File: 1616205431325.jpeg (208.05 KB, 1242x502, 6C7A5A0F-9A1E-467A-8A66-4FE6CA…)
>>85953That fat ass is asleep rn kek
Shitna deserves all the shit talk, she is always snarky and rude. Taste of her own medicine
No. 85958
>>85950Abasicpixie gets on my fucking nerves with her Shayna defending. Shayna would'nt DARE put her ass on the line to defend her. However, I feel Bratty is just like Shayna and thinks she's a retarded mentally ill child so probably thinks, "UWU she's so fragile and broken, I can't expect her to defend me".
It just pisses me off because the bitch is so fucking aggressive. Now if Shayna whines everyone is going to pretend Shayna does not do the same thing on her dead twitter.
This person just got attention for throwing subs.
No. 85960
File: 1616207320177.png (244.77 KB, 458x335, lmao.png)
sage for not shayna, but this equally terrible sex "worker" coming for her is hilarious. she really just maxed out the nose, eye, and chin sliders on meitu. i'm really hoping to see these two tards get into it
No. 85961
>>85960I mean were we expecting the other girl to be a beauty queen? They are all fake, it's just funny to see someone do the same shit Shayna does. We all know that Shayna is going to make it seem like she never put out the money was real and she's being bullied by ebil sex worker bitches.
If she says anything at all
No. 85963
File: 1616207541957.jpg (88.98 KB, 720x706, 20210319_193111.jpg)
>>85954He posted this comment on her pic too. Honestly I'm still tinfoiling "nathan" is a clever, deranged farmer. There's been too many coincidences imo.
No. 85964
File: 1616207609931.jpeg (135.4 KB, 828x438, E00C11B8-CC25-4EC2-BCE7-13EFA3…)
No. 85968
>>85950Shay probably was pretending its real though is the thing. I'm with that e-whore. Yes, big productions use fake money. But there are many
valid reasons for it. When strippers, whores, "thugs" and shit like that do flex pics, they would and should be using their real money they've gotten from hustling. And only the really stupid ones would put it in their mouths lol.
It's Shayna so even though it was a "sugar baby" photo set, I'd bet she was trying to pass it off as real. Especially the one with the hundreds because the caption would just be ironic and fucking retarded with fake money.
No. 85977
File: 1616212868291.jpeg (Spoiler Image,389.28 KB, 750x782, 1CEE86C4-CD50-422C-9BAE-77FABC…)
sorry totally forgot spoiler, the back of her legs are getting really ripples from her weight gain though
No. 85978
File: 1616212908376.jpeg (Spoiler Image,130.93 KB, 1124x629, BAE83032-F03C-441F-BD06-F778A8…)
Kek the sheer sex appeal
No. 85979
File: 1616212921969.jpg (323.92 KB, 1080x605, Screenshot_20210319-235959_Sam…)
she puts on makeup to "work" but leaves the after-nap turd bun untouched. high class bimbo!
No. 85989
File: 1616214934622.jpeg (83.6 KB, 1124x607, 3EA7AD19-DD85-4FE0-8F1D-3F512E…)
That skin texture tho. Yikes. Wash your face, shayna
No. 85993
>>85950This whore obviously lurks here. The majority of points she made were clearly parroting things said itt. Pathetic.
>>85960kek
No. 85998
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she tries so hard to open and close the door quickly to hide the mess she refuses to clean up. her packing to move will probably be the first time she’s tidied in years.
No. 86005
>>85998Christ, is that a massive pile of clothing? I’d bet her pillow cases are at the bottom. The smell in her apartment has to be ripe.
I wasn’t able to catch her stream this time but sounds like she’s been going down hill since her first stream in January kek. She’s so boring.
No. 86008
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if you actually loved your body you would take care of it and buy clothes that fit. instead you insist on squeezing into medium size clothing when you’re at least an XL. stay delusional, shayna.
No. 86011
>>85998Instead of dabbing and napping and spending an hour on your bad makeup, try cleaning up your space a bit. Even the floor in her "work space" looks trashy and that clutter on the desk is horrible too.
And like other anon said, turn the light off in the other room because that was embarrassing kek
No. 86016
Shayna’s porn and this thread has made me completely disgusted by the industry all together.
I used to respect sws to an extent, but seeing how they treat one another, their bodies, and then fetishizing children, animals, rape, kidnapping, murder, it’s disgusting, and it’s all of them who act this way.
Porn has never been decent but girls in the 60s-00s were usually being taken advantage of by companies. these women are doing this shit to themselves it’s so fucking retarded. then society gives them a gold star for fetishizing toddlers for the sake of “feminism”. Even sex workers judge and mock other sex workers yet fail to see they’re all on the same boat begging for money on twitter, it’s pathetic.
No. 86017
>>86016Same, anon. Like, I used to respect the whole "stripping to pay for college" cause it can give good money and they were working toward an actual career. And I'll even still respect SWs that DO make mad money. But this new technology, social media-dependent age has kick started the whole Only Fans and Premium Snapchat shit so you have THOUSANDS of these sorry, broke ass, one-emergency-away-from-homelessness, degenerate losers like Shayna who are barely scraping by putting out questionable content and have NOTHING to show for their "career" other than debilitating mental illness, drug addiction, and them being entitled fuck hats to others. Shay can pretend she's living her best life while literally living like this
>>85998 on a bare ass mattress and pillows with no car, no relationship, no friends, and no family. She could straight up kick the bucket and her animals would be steady eating her corpse before anyone would even notice.
No. 86018
The difference between
>>86008 and
>>85998 is crazy. No wonder she doesn't stand up and take pictures. She has NO curves and her tits look like lopsided fat boy tits. She has a inch worth of ass crack too.
I actually feel bad for her because her weight gain has been so unflattering. No wonder she has men who are chubby/troon chasers. They really think Shayna's the girl next door and they have a chance with her.
If I was a scrote there would be nothing that'd attract me to shayna, no ass, lopsided tits, she's basically admitted she hates sex and she's very basic.
No. 86019
>>86017Personally I’m ok with strippers since, aside from a handful of loudmouths on the internet, they usually mind their own business. A majority of strippers are in and out and don’t stick around unless they need to.
These snap/cam/OF girls have no shame though, trying to convince girls they’re living the high life and suck them in. Most of these girls start when they’re underage and try to convince other minors to try it out too. A snap girl tried convincing me to join the ranks when I was 14. They have no boundaries and I can’t wait for them to become washed up and completely unemployable for that shit
No. 86020
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I know it gets said endlessly but why does she post every fucking move she makes? Does she really think people care she took a edible? And she has to be on something EVERY time she does anything. She was just talking about sex workers promoting healthy lifestyles but she can't do anything without getting high.
No. 86021
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derail but I was curious about the girl who dragged her last night and don’t call me retarded if I got this wrong but it looks like she only has 21 fans right, or does that mean friends or something?
anyways she tweeted this too after the money stuff. this chick can’t seriously be jealous of shayna and her bought followers and play money kek I think this is the first person who’s actually been jealous of shayna since 2017
No. 86026
>>86020Or maybe not get high to go to the clinic. Jfc. There's so much wrong with that.
She acts like she either has chronic pain, which she doesnt or that it's so cool and quirky, which it's not.
I've never seen someone talk and flex about being stoned all the time since pre-legal highschool days. She documents every dab, edible, puff, etc as if anyone cares. Shes supposed to be a sex worker selling sex, not a bum talking about drugs and food all day.
No. 86027
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Kek she probably looked homeless and retarded so he was just making sure she knew
No. 86028
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The dirty ass bag and stuffed animal.
But she’s thriving
No. 86031
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ugh her bag probably smells so musty
No. 86032
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She looks fucking stupid
No. 86033
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>>86032Such an attention seeker if anything you’d die of obesity fatty
No. 86039
>>86027A man with a job, actually contributing to society and likely paying his fair share in taxes, had a sticker supporting police? ALERT THE INTERNET! What if his dad or grandfather dedicated their lives to being police officers or detectives?
This fat pedophile pandering bitch should stick to tweeting about doordash, crying about her ex and bragging about weed because her commentary on social and political issues is not it.
BITCH, THIS IS NOT YOUR TICKET TO FAME/NOTORIETY/TWITTER ASSPATS, you literally support pedophile coomers and your ass doesn't pay taxes to even help support your fellow man
No. 86042
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And? Do you want a cookie?
No. 86043
>>86039“Dedicated their lives” lmao shut up.
The issue is that she shouldn’t be posting about this shit or sharing her political opinions on her sex work account.
No. 86048
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No. 86055
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More like dry as a bone
No. 86063
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Ot- but whoever bumped that old shayna thread, scared the shit outta me when I saw this picture. I thought it was a new cow who looked like skinny shayna.
No. 86066
>>86065>>86063Sexy is a stretch lol. But yeah, before it was closer to young & silly cute but now she just looks deranged and worn out somehow kek.
It was a low bar and yet somehow she just absolutely sunk it into the ground by bloating up and losing herself to porn brain rot and weed/booze.
No. 86072
wow she even had to bring in an old raggedy one. I could see if she brought like a small hand sized one they may just think she's odd or something but damn this is overkill for a otherwise normal person who's acting like a child. Like girl put the vodka water bottle down!
also I like how she made sure to eat an edible because she's going in claiming asthma as if her entire being aka greasy ass hair, skin, clothes, and belongings don't reek of weed. They get plenty of fakers tho so I'm sure they dgaf
>>86054lmao I spit my pizza out over this lmao
No. 86074
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Thriving
No. 86079
>>86077for a girl whose “career” consists entirely of filming herself, shay has for some reason never put any effort into improving her makeup.
i shouldn’t be surprised since she’s been a “successful” sw for five years and yet cannot suck a dick to save her life.
No. 86081
>>86080what about her makeup is super nice? lmfao. she wears huge lashes to cover up her thick uneven liner and cakes on foundation with nothing to add dimension to her face then tops it off with plain dry cracked lips.
sorry to sperg out about makeup but this is the funniest and most confusing comment I've ever seen
No. 86093
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I find it really funny that she posted this pic, of her supposedly being a luxe bimbo covered in money, on a post where she’s begging for money to move.
it’s hilariously tone deaf and ironic, Shayna never fails to crack me up. also she edited it even further, kek.(repost)
No. 86097
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>>86095>>86096She's clearly not doing that bad if she's out to eat. Odd that she didn't post about this. Wonder if it's a date with Fupa
No. 86105
>>86101you can see the ties of her mask in the bottom right. Still funny that she whines about not being able to go out to eat because no one will stay home.
>>86103of course she's out with Fupa, it's not even a question. If she were alone she'd be live tweeting every drink because she's too embarrassed to sit at a bar alone without being buried in her phone
No. 86107
>>86097The very next day after she got the first vaccine shot and she's huffing and puffing out to eat with Fupa to waste money on god awful shit like this.
Shes just gonna pretend she didnt see her orbiters telling you you arent just magically able to return to normal after the shot? You can still catch and spread the virus you fucking idiot, especially since it's only been a day since you got the 1st round. But Fupa and public drinking and eating is sooo important, huh?
No. 86112
>>86097At this point I dont even know why that retarded manlet bothers with her. He should fuck off and let her leave OK. He should be ENCOURAGING her to leave him tf alone and move on with her life. I know hes a cringy goblin, but dude needs to be a father to his kids first and foremost and find another trailer trash whore to fuck on. There cant be any other reason besides the sex at this point. But it's just sex. Theres plenty of other fat, easy bitches that are probably less clingy and ridiculous.
I use to agree it was pity, but this is ridiculous. she goes on about her broken heart and how shit he is all the time now. Like are they really pretending to be broken up AGAIN? Its extra pathetic for her to still be seeing him too. Like please Shayna, have one single shred of respect and love for yourself. Just one.
I wish she would meet some other scrote because this milk is fucking sour.
No. 86115
>>86113Lurk more newfag.
But no she got her "daddy fetish" from her own father divorcing her mom and starting a new family (someone "stole" her dad so now she thinks its quirky and is coping to say she'll steal your dad) and mostly because it became a retarded trend on Tumblr along with the rise of new age e-whoring. The pink lolita, ddlg degeneracy.
No. 86121
>>86112I wonder if fupa was using covid as an excuse to not hang out with her because of his kids.
>>86116She is so bitter girls dont need to sink as low as she did to be a sex worker these days. I’ll never get over Shitstick Shayna being a thing.
No. 86122
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Was rereading past threads and lmfao
No. 86125
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She hasn't been active since Saturday, and this is what she comes back with
No. 86126
>>86125Lol I just posted this too. deleted mine since yours was first.
She is just such a bitch from the fucking moment she wakes up.
She's not wrong, but she bullshit posts about positivity and crap all the time, but chooses to start most her days on one on Twitter. Stupid cunt.
No. 86131
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No. 86134
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From OF
No. 86142
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Saw someone post about this persons twitter in the egirl thread. And they posted shatna on their twitter. Kek shes no where close to being an e-girl.
No. 86143
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>>86142In regards to her 5 year sw stream
No. 86147
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>>86142The comments are brutal kek
No. 86148
>>86143>>86144i was just going to comment on how much likes that got, it takes shayna a few days of retweeting to get that much on some pictures.
It's just like that catfish profile having lots of interaction
No. 86150
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she complains about her depression on twitter and gets the same gif from grayhair every single time.. bleak
No. 86153
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>>86152It's there and doing better than any of her tweets have ever done. And in two hours. Kek
No. 86155
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lmao sure you did
No. 86158
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Hilarious for Shay of all people to call someone a scammer
No. 86165
>>86158Seething.
>>86142>>86147This twitter is fuckin gross, literally robot tier. But at least Shayna gets to see how nasty men are comparing to ~evil~ women who just call her fat and
problematic.
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No. 86169
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>>85085Off topic but she’s been using reddit recently and cringe
No. 86171
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>>86169The comments underneath
No. 86172
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Open with extreme caution
No. 86173
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>>86172ah immediately unspoilered without reading the warning, pass the bleach ladies
No. 86178
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aaaand this account has officially lost my interest lmao. in what world?
No. 86182
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>>86178>nah she’s cute … uh okay then
No. 86184
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Could someone submit this to that account? This will never fail to make me laugh. Topkek Shayna Clifford is the most pathetic person on the internet(encouraging cowtipping)
No. 86186
>>86178Not surprised. The people behind this account just hate black girls and were recent caught bad mouthing another ewhore on a private discord serve so much to the point she had to quit internet and check in a hospital from a suicide attempt.
These bitches are so pathetic, but it’s sad to see someone trying to live her own life without knowing what these dipshits were doing behind her back. Sage for ot, but they are racist cunts EGirls posting their Ls is owned by a group of people, one of them called SkeleKing has been banned multiple times from Twitter for racism and being misogynistic edge lord.
No. 86192
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Why
No. 86194
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Your content has literally stayed the same
No. 86198
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Shayna Luther King at it again
No. 86201
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No. 86203
>>86201If I could ask Shayna one question, I'd ask her why the fuck does she always make these tweets about the dabs she takes?
I know she'll say something slick but I really want to know, what makes her think people care? Or it's interesting? Does she send fupa texts like this?
No. 86205
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No. 86207
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Of course she would share this. Sex addiction IS real Shay. Literally anything can become an addiction
No. 86208
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>>86207how retarded are these people? of course it's a thing?? and no surprise it's a scrote that contested this
No. 86213
>>86207But there is evidence he is wrong. And this is such a slap to the face of
victims who have suffered because men are addicted to porn. give me a break. it's a real thing or sex trafficking wouldnt exist
No. 86215
>>86207Lmao ewww shit coomers say. This balding fatass needs stfu and keeps to reading scripts other people wrote instead of blabbing shit takes constantly. He is literally the personification of a soyjak.
Of course bitches deep in 7 different addictions like Shat would peddle this. Who would buy her scat porn if not the most in denial porn addicted scrotes.
No. 86216
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Sure Shay
No. 86221
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No. 86222
>>86221she just screams oklahoma trailer trash.
honey, that skirt is 3 sizes too small. try again in a different size hmm?
No. 86223
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>>86221caught. she’s talked shit about girls who buy from dollskill to seem woke, yet lately all of her outfits have been from there. spent $60+ on an outfit that doesn’t even fit.
No. 86225
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>>86221Holy fuck, giving me these vibes
No. 86228
>>86221This really ages her, she just does not have the "swag" for this kind of outfit. She tried to dress it up with the pony but she just looks like a 40 year old trying to dress like a trendy 19 year old.
She tried but yeah.
No. 86232
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>>86221She’s so ugly this outfit looked better on the model. It looks cheap and ugly on Shayna for some reason
No. 86237
>>86232>>86233No, shes a fAsHiOn IcOn anon! She buys the whole outfit pictured on the model of trendy also often
problematic clothing companies (Amazon and DK)
She acts like she has a sense of style even though she does that shit and finds the tackiest looking stuff and then to top it off orders it in sizes too small.
Not like she could have just thrifted or searched up a denim skirt and jacket on her own for better price and actually accessorized. Too much effort and requires actual style of course.
No. 86239
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>>86238Agreed, I refuse to believe this is the face of a 22/23 y/o
sage for old pic
No. 86242
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"a taste for the finer things"
I can't believe how delusional she is. That subreddit is full of attractive e-whores, what did she think? Probably also the reason why her post was removed.
No. 86243
>>86221>>86232Her face is
sending me. You know she really thinks she's killing the game with this too-small fit and ratty ponytail. The lil smirk tops it all of so well. Oh, to have the delusion of Lardy Fattel over here.
No. 86245
>>86244When her eyebrows were nicer, I'm pretty sure she said she got them professionally done.
The wonky over-plucked monstrosities are likely her own handiwork, and then she draws them back in… badly.
No. 86246
>>86242i went through the first page and it's full of girls taking normal selfies, with nice decent bodies, theb we have shayna in the most unflattering pose, looking chunky and cheap.
The only way she can sexualize herself is through pedo pandering or fake BDSM shit.
The other girls look perfectly fine standing up and not trying as hard.
No. 86249
>>86232What is this dollar store clip-in ponytail abomination?? That's hair that only a drag queen should wear.
>>86241kekekek
>>86242Comparing her to "real" bimbos is just tragic. Even reddit-tier e-whores can rub a few brain cells together to realize that men want to "sugar" a high value woman. Flopping your fat tits down in front of a children's bedroom background, full frontal udders with nothing left to the imagination is… just pathetic. How can you fail at being a sexpot? It's the world's easiest job.
No. 86250
>>86246If there's one thing that Shayna is consistent at, it's giving away everything for free, & leaving coomers with no reason to come back.
She complains all the time about more attractive women getting 10x the likes on a selfie than she does on her gross holepics. How she hasn't put 2 & 2 together yet is beyond me. Even scrotes who otherwise wouldn't mind a bit of pudge are turned off by having a fat whale throw herself at them butthole-first. It's desperate. You're supposed to take some flattering semi-nudes as teasers for the full nudity (which should cost more than $3…that alone should be a wake-up call).
Anon said a while back that she presents herself like a chicken cutlet & it's so true.
No. 86256
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>>86254the original picture is really bad, she has her whole pussy out
No. 86257
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>>86255She only has a few hairstyles
- beer can bangs
- conehead ponytail
- turd braids
- messy bun
- hair down / greasy badly parted
No. 86261
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Dropped my pic BUT found this while thrifting, looked familiar.
No. 86262
>>86261Topkek
Unfortunately you can’t usually choose sizes while thrifting, but she probably is squeezed into an M. Could’ve saved smh
No. 86263
>>86253Honestly the whole "bratty" gImMe MoNeY gimmick seems to lack general appeal too imo. Even from a scrote perspective, I'd just think that's a small, certain group of dudes that would like that dynamic. Otherwise it's just annoying, especially from a fatty slob like her.
And "pro" sugar babies arent supposed to just demand money AND want to be pampered and have all their needs and shit taken care of. Theyre not supposed to be a project/an actual baby the dude has to take care of. That's more dom/sub territory. Sugar babies are supposed to be good company for the dude and go on dates and other things like that.
Shay as usual has this very basic level fantasy/delusion of what being a sugar baby, bimbo, etc are.
She thinks presenting herself like a slab of raw chicken and asking for money is good enough.
No. 86264
>>86263Bratty Findommes exist but she's not one of them. It's a rather big fetish.
I did it successfully for a year without showing my body or saying thank you and made more money than in any of my normie jobs The number 1 appeal of Findom is that you're giving your money to a woman who doesn't even value it, it's just the only thing you have that's worth giving and she deserves it more than you, so you should spend your life working so you can give it all to a higher being. But the big thing is that if you're a Findomme, you can't be needing it. You simply deserve it and you will absolutely waste it on luxuries because that's the lifestyle you're entitled to by virtue of how hot you are. She's too needy and desperate for this to work. She always whines about her financial issues, insecurity, neediness, all those things are an instant turnoff. If she wanted to play the sugar baby angle, she'd have to be more appreciative and fun and stop complaining, and if she wants to be a findomme, then she has to stop throwing herself away for 3 dollars and being so obviously elated when she gets money. She's just throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks and is way too obvious about it. Making a separate OF isn't worth shit.
(blog) No. 86266
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Why does she feel the need to retweet this when it was already at the top of her profile
No. 86269
>>86265Durr, I wasn't saying that to brag but in lieu of source. And of course it's not real work, that was far from my point. Just tried to bring some context.
>>86268You said everything I wanted to say. I wasn't trying to act high and mighty at all, the dynamics are just really basic and she's retarded for not being able to work it out.
No. 86270
>>86264Yeah, you and the other anons are probably right. I just havent looked at other e-whores much to compare. But it's clear that shes not thriving, unhappy, and sucks at everything including sucking a dildo kek
So anything she does just is just bad. Again, she thinks it's as simple as sitting on her flat ass, spreading her legs, and e begging. It's just annoying how she still clings to the Barbie thing and acts like shes fancy all the time when the reality is she only blows money on weed and Amazon garbage oh and low to mid grade takeout. She looks and acts like a crazy white trash bitch I dont know why she tries to act like she isn't.
No. 86275
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>>86271i think you’re right
No. 86282
>>86281Oh I'm sure its doggy style anal for as long as Shay can hold her porky self up kek
And yeah she was out with him again. Also she really does think because she got one shot that shes in the clear to go out in public all the time apparently. Fucking idiot.
No. 86285
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No. 86286
>>86285hmm is it fupa? She's talking about moving but she's out getting fucked up. If it wasn't Fupa she'd be like, "i went out with a friend" or something like that.
Maybe they are trying to be "friends" again.
No. 86291
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Quiet on onlyfans as well besides a couple of mass messages
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I had to do some research on myself and decided while I'm at it, why not search our favorite cow?
Funny as fk, but sage for no new milk.
